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50: Doctor Finds 25 Contacts in Woman's Eye | #Isawthisoninternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Gets until I read it.
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  Speaker 2: Doctors find twenty seven contact lenses in a woman's eye
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  Speaker 2: during her routine cataract surgery. Also, how can the surgery
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  Speaker 2: routine that's em to a sixty seven year old woman's
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  Speaker 2: schedule for routine cataract surgery November. Thought it was just
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  Speaker 2: dry eye or old age causing her discomfort, she told surgeons.
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  Speaker 2: But what doctors at suley Hole Hospital in the UK
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  Speaker 2: found to be the real cause of her discomfort was
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  Speaker 2: more concerning twenty seven contact lenses stuck in a woman's
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  Speaker 2: right eye in a blue mass.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: The woman, Oh, hold on, let me skip down. He
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  Speaker 2: put a speculum into my eye. The woman said to
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  Speaker 2: hold the eye open, and she put that on a
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  Speaker 2: steak in and he noticed the blue mask under the
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  Speaker 2: top of the eyelid. There was seventeen lenses on one
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  Speaker 2: side and another ten discovered afterwards. We were all shocked.
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  Speaker 2: She had zero in the other eye. She was wearing
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  Speaker 2: once a month contacts for thirty five years, and it's
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  Speaker 2: unclear how long they had been gathering in her eye. Nah.
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  Speaker 3: Hell now, I used to wear contacts.
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  Speaker 4: I used to wear contexts, and you could barely get
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  Speaker 4: one of them. Shits in your eye and if you
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  Speaker 4: move around, you be rolling your eyes like it's painful.
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly what I was going to say. I wore
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  Speaker 2: contacts for a long time. Yeah, and I wore the
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  Speaker 2: like you could leave them in one It's hard enough
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  Speaker 2: to get on and if it goes up in your eye.
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  Speaker 1: You can feel it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, putting also going to put another one in right right,
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  Speaker 2: like you can't put it over it won't.
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  Speaker 1: It needs to hit the eye to go in.
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  Speaker 2: So if it rolled up, how are you not like
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  Speaker 2: you know you have to like do this and then
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  Speaker 2: it'll like come back down.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty six times you were like, let me just fire
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  Speaker 1: another one.
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  Speaker 4: First of all, your eyelids look so tight. I don't
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  Speaker 4: know how you got when you lifted up your eyelids.
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  Speaker 4: It didn't look like there was no room for you
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  Speaker 4: to put nothing is there's no way?
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  Speaker 2: And do they go to because I know there's a
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  Speaker 2: couple of times mine got stuck in the ball.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know that's the context right now?
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  Speaker 5: Perfectly?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Oh you didn't have to do that, Okay, I
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  Speaker 2: perfect After I got la It was tough, but I
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  Speaker 2: remember when I first started putting contexts in. You don't
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  Speaker 2: realize how odd it is to touch your eyeball. Your
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  Speaker 2: eyes designed to keep things out, so it takes a
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  Speaker 2: little It took me at least. Don't know about you, jass,
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  Speaker 2: but it took me a long time to be able
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  Speaker 2: to put a contact in and you feel it and
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  Speaker 2: when it's off, you feel it off. Yeah, So twenty
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  Speaker 2: six times you was.
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  Speaker 1: Like, man, I don't know what happened to that one fresh.
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  Speaker 6: That's what I said, where are she's open?
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  Speaker 2: New?
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  Speaker 3: She's open and probably a new pack.
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  Speaker 6: But didn't know she took it because yeah, I'm not
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  Speaker 6: an expert in this area.
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  Speaker 7: But it feels like at some point you you're like
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  Speaker 7: can you see? Like how do you how are you right?
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  Speaker 5: What is your vision?
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  Speaker 4: She has little particles in her eye in the back
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  Speaker 4: of her eye at all times.
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  Speaker 3: That's odd.
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  Speaker 6: Because a mask means they're kind of crunched and balled up.
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  Speaker 6: That yeah, because they after a while know they like something. Well,
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  Speaker 6: after all, don't you just be like I'm going to
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  Speaker 6: glasses because you know what I'm saying, like, when do
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  Speaker 6: you go?
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  Speaker 8: You know what?
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  Speaker 4: The contacts ain't working for me because I remember the
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  Speaker 4: first time I got only have it in one eye.
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  Speaker 3: She's weird. This lady's nuts.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 4: My dad came with me the first time, My god,
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  Speaker 4: and it's it's actually it was a bad decision because
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  Speaker 4: he's so impatient. Like I was trying to get that
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  Speaker 4: in my eye and it would fall out. And then
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  Speaker 4: after about three childs, my daddy.
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  Speaker 9: Was like, damn, damn, open your eye, like he wanted
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  Speaker 9: to put it in for me.
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  Speaker 3: I was crying.
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  Speaker 8: I was like, please just help me.
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  Speaker 3: He was so mad, like he was like every.
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  Speaker 1: Time, it's so frustrated.
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  Speaker 2: That's why if Johnny has fun out, why did black
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  Speaker 2: parents think is gonna help you?
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  Speaker 1: Crazy dog beating me? That's I'm still not.
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  Speaker 2: It was.
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  Speaker 3: It was traumatic that lady. Something is wrong with you.
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  Speaker 6: You imagine you're trying to get your sight together and
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  Speaker 6: your father.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he cussed me out every time I missed. He
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  Speaker 3: cuts me out every time.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, damn, see, I'm glad I didn't have
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  Speaker 6: a phone as well. I ain't got it DMN with
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  Speaker 6: none of this ship his pros and not have a
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  Speaker 6: father out there.
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  Speaker 2: This video on tic talk the other day, and this
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  Speaker 2: lady was like, you don't have that vision. You just
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  Speaker 2: don't believe in yourself enough. If you believe in yourself,
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  Speaker 2: your vision will come back. And people was like, you
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  Speaker 2: don't tell.
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  Speaker 3: People manifesting motherfuckers.
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  Speaker 6: I swear to God I do every time it's you
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  Speaker 6: need to manifest some ship.
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  Speaker 3: Well I've been thinking I'm skinny for a.
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  Speaker 6: Long time, so I just I'm so tired of these
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  Speaker 6: manifestation fools.
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  Speaker 3: Even now you got a manifest vision.
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  Speaker 2: She was like y'all just don't your poor eyesight is
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  Speaker 2: a is a reflection of how you see yourself.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no shit.
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  Speaker 4: I had glasses when I was in the fourth grade.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't know trees had leaves. I thought they were
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  Speaker 4: just screen blurs.
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  Speaker 3: Damn. I was amazed, Like, damn, trees got leaves.
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  Speaker 1: God.
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  Speaker 8: I never know what was your first prescription.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: It was like hella hi by vocal Yeah. Because every
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  Speaker 4: day in elementary school would excuse me, can I come
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  Speaker 4: to the front, Excuse me?
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  Speaker 3: Can I come to the front.
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  Speaker 4: And one day my teacher pulled me aside and said,
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  Speaker 4: I think you need glasses. And my mom was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you used to run into walls and oh my god, wall.
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  Speaker 3: That's what she said. I was like, damn. She was like,
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  Speaker 3: that's why you be running into walls and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Should keep running to these walls. I'm like that, what's
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  Speaker 1: so funny.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know I needed glasses to my first day
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  Speaker 2: of college, first day, first class, because I went, you know, high.
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  Speaker 1: Schools thirty kids and the boy is only so far.
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  Speaker 1: I remember, I never forget.
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  Speaker 2: It was Cane Hall and it was like a lecture
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  Speaker 2: hall set on thousand and I came from the back
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  Speaker 2: and I didn't realize that the back sat at the
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  Speaker 2: back of the front sad at the front, so it's packed.
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  Speaker 1: So I was like, oh shoot, I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: make no thing. I'm new college. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I sat on the back row and that dude started
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  Speaker 2: writing stuff. I was like, oh snap, I don't even
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  Speaker 2: see a letter up here. It's just like it was
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  Speaker 2: just glossy. And I was like, I think I might
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  Speaker 2: need glasses. So I went to the doctor. There was like,
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  Speaker 2: hold on you you been needed these, and I.
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  Speaker 1: Think that was whack.
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  Speaker 2: It was like the more I wore the I used
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  Speaker 2: to be able to hoop with out the glasses, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but the more I wore them then I was like,
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  Speaker 2: oh man, I can't. I can't hoop it out and
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't go goggles. Coming out to a cor with glasses.
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  Speaker 2: Niggas like all right, I got horse grant over here,
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  Speaker 2: like value and knock your glasses.
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  Speaker 1: You never feel so weak when you're.
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  Speaker 3: Just like.
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  Speaker 1: Never, I'd rather never play back.
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  Speaker 2: I had regular glasses on, just hooping like you.
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  Speaker 1: Push your ship up.
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  Speaker 7: Well, I was like, kid, I'm trying to submit a
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  Speaker 7: self tape.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry, that was three hours ago. I forget.
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  Speaker 7: I taped it last night and then I was too
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  Speaker 7: sleepy to go through the text and I was like,
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  Speaker 7: I do it in the morning, and then at lunch,
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  Speaker 7: I was like he was in.
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  Speaker 1: There chopping it up that whole time, And now you
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  Speaker 1: want to audition.
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  Speaker 7: When I was a kid, I used to want glasses,
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  Speaker 7: like I tried to fake before I got it. But
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  Speaker 7: but my parents are both kind of like, wait, man,
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  Speaker 7: this shit's gonna letters.
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  Speaker 5: Couldn't read it, you guess yes?
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  Speaker 7: I would see clearly yeah, and I'd be like, oh,
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  Speaker 7: I want it class wanlass.
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  Speaker 5: I used to want braces when I was a kid.
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  Speaker 7: Show and be careful because what that was the dinners
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  Speaker 7: and they just pulled my fucking teeth And I ended
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  Speaker 7: up with bist, What.
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  Speaker 1: Did you think glasses make you cute?
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  Speaker 5: I think because I used to like to read.
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  Speaker 7: I read a lot of books and stuff, and I
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  Speaker 7: don't know, I just felt like I wanted glasses.
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  Speaker 1: But why braceists are? They're inconvenienced?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I thought, was like I don't want you.
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  Speaker 7: I wanted to be like, I know exactly what I
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  Speaker 7: actually really missed having.
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  Speaker 5: I think sometime like I shouldn't don't get.
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  Speaker 3: Some now your teeth are perfect, but.
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  Speaker 7: It's again I ended up having to get them though,
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  Speaker 7: because I had been I still have baby teeth when
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  Speaker 7: I was like seventeen, about to be eighteen, and HA
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  Speaker 7: been going to the same dentist my whole life, so
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  Speaker 7: every time I would go in there, they would be like,
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  Speaker 7: Sally Baggy, come, look like all my mouth, but you
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  Speaker 7: still have So my senior year of high school, I
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  Speaker 7: go in for a regular cleaning, was supposed to be
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  Speaker 7: a regular cleaning. Next thing you know, all of these
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  Speaker 7: needles is coming there numbing me and they pulled my
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  Speaker 7: fucking baby tea.
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  Speaker 5: Oh I'm pissed.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't know to.
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  Speaker 5: Talk to school.
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  Speaker 7: It wasn't like I was not talking to everybody was
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  Speaker 7: like shit, and I'm like, they do that. Their theory was,
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  Speaker 7: because your teeth are straight, we don't want your permanit
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  Speaker 7: teeth to grow in and then your teeth because they'll.
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  Speaker 3: Be on the line.
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  Speaker 7: Well, did your teeth come in? Well, that was the thing.
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  Speaker 7: So time goes back. I got texting your pictures. I'm like,
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  Speaker 7: I'm walking. I was seventy yeah, with no teeth. No,
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  Speaker 7: not no teeth.
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  Speaker 5: But here's the thing. So it was two teeth in
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  Speaker 5: the bottom.
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  Speaker 7: But because they were baby teeth, it didn't look like
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  Speaker 7: complete snaggletooth.
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  Speaker 5: It just looked like you.
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  Speaker 1: Had I had gaps.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I'm pissed because my teeth are perfectly straight.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: So time goes by. My teeth don't grow back, and
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  Speaker 7: I'm checking in. I gotta take senior pictures, all of
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  Speaker 7: my senior pictures. I'm like like, no, no, open mouth smile.
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  Speaker 5: Finally they're like, well shit, we don't know, like nothing.
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  Speaker 7: Is there, And I'm like, my teeth were perfectly.
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  Speaker 5: They weren't loose.
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  Speaker 7: I wasn't like this tooth is wiggling. Maybe that's just
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  Speaker 7: what God had in store for me for the rest
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  Speaker 7: of my life. Who told y'all to pull my teeth?
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  Speaker 7: So then I ended up having to get racist. They
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  Speaker 7: were like, well, we can fill it in. I'm like,
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  Speaker 7: then I had extra big teeth on the side, I'm
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  Speaker 7: not infested it.
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  Speaker 1: I remember when I was getting my wisdom teeth.
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  Speaker 2: I got all four out one day and the doctor
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  Speaker 2: had asked me that I want to get him like
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  Speaker 2: locally or anes teach or get the surgery. And I
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  Speaker 2: was like, I don't know, man, just pull them, like
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, whatever you think it's best.
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  Speaker 1: So he's like, okay, we'll just pull them.
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  Speaker 2: So apparently my teeth were in really strong, so he
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  Speaker 2: was like almost like you jack in the car, you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Like he was like yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So he was getting frustrated because my teeth like I'm numb,
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  Speaker 2: but I can feel like the pressure.
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  Speaker 5: So he's like, God, you should have let me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, first of all, I'm awake.
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  Speaker 2: Also, if we both know that my eyes are open,
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  Speaker 2: and the fact that you decided I didn't need the surgery.
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  Speaker 2: So the fact that these t are giving you a
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  Speaker 2: hard time, don't take that out on me. You muttered
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  Speaker 2: under your breath. I'm the patience, sir. You need to
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  Speaker 2: tell me what. I don't know why you from said it.
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  Speaker 8: He liken't even.
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  Speaker 3: Think upset because I will come out.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sir.
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  Speaker 2: He's gonna tell the nurse is it too late to
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  Speaker 2: do the surgery? We are not going under attitude.
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  Speaker 3: You can watch them all bruises.
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  Speaker 6: You can't have me even suck your whole ship out like, no,
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  Speaker 6: that's normal bruise.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, sh you he slapping you ain't surgery.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know this.
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  Speaker 3: Stuff, sir.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, it was fun. I drove my drove
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  Speaker 2: myself home that night.
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  Speaker 1: I'll never forget.
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  Speaker 2: I was drinking the naked I couldn't feel my lip.
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  Speaker 2: I look at my shirt. I got blood and I
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  Speaker 2: have the blue naked all on my It was terrible.
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  Speaker 2: I'm bleeding all on the They shouldn't even let people
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  Speaker 2: do all four at once.
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  Speaker 1: Know that it once. I just wasn't like I'm not
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  Speaker 1: coming back.
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  Speaker 2: I rather it was the worst weekend of my life,
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  Speaker 2: you know, And I was so like you was like
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  Speaker 2: sucking too fast and then the wind getting the little
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  Speaker 2: So the good thing.
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  Speaker 6: About that because I used to have the little land
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  Speaker 6: shark teeth in the front, because you remember, what's the
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  Speaker 6: land shark?
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  Speaker 1: You know?
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  Speaker 6: You don't remember that?
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  Speaker 5: Probably since I met you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah only three years old, three four years old, I
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  Speaker 3: remember that.
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  Speaker 1: I knew you knew.
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  Speaker 7: I didn't meet you before the pandemic, probably, I don't
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  Speaker 7: think so I met you at the other location.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I had just got them done because because I
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  Speaker 5: first remember this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she used to keep her mouth close.
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  Speaker 3: On the side. Can you don't have to?
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  Speaker 5: It was like standing point. He had both Okay, yeah
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  Speaker 5: they were really.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: They're just their capped.
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: But what is land shark?
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: It's a shark, my Dennis and probably has to be
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: an l A thing. My Dennis in l A is
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: always trying to get me to get veneers every time
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: I go in, and I'm telling you, first of all,
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm too afraid coming out with the choppers,
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: the people venars me looking like that bullet on.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: I would rather have black teeth. Did they come out
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: with the all white I have to take a bite
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: out of crime threes terrified out of it.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: So I go in for cleaning, like just this last
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: time I go in for a cleaning, Like, have we
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: talked about the treatment?
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what treatment? Now? I'm gonna just tell y'all
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: what this this.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: This dinnist is in Beverly Hills and he's like specialized
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: in cosmetic dinistry. But they also do like route stuff.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: But I didn't realize it was the other way around.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Most didn'ts are routine stuff and then they send you
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: a specialist. This guy specializes in veneers and stuff.
• 16:08
  Speaker 7: They went to the doctor Miami a dentists like.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, they keep telling him, like, okay, how
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: much of it? Because I had no idea. The niggas
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: is like eighteen's twenty five thousand. That's a grill. That's
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: exactly what I see. A girl on TikTok.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: She had oh my god, oh my god, she had.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: All she had this on top and this on the bottom.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Like it was terrible. But I told him, I said,
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: stop asking me for this. All I come in is
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: get my cleaning. I'm not getting ven near.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: It's like, if you do all day, we won't even
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: charge you. Fifty will charge you forty, Like by the.
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: Time you come back from his international tour.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Not spending twenty five grand.
• 16:51
  Speaker 6: Niggas, they're spending six dads and I haven't large.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: They are big like that.
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: Chicklets just want people alone.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Stop asking me like I asked this.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm just gonna get I told listen,
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm gonna get a different innis because in
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: my other parts of life, nobody in Tacoma, nobody. When
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: I got to the Dinnis, nobody was asking about veneers.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: They just like, hey, man, you got flaws. You know
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying you need. They're not just offering twenty
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: And then they.
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: All be the same teeth, Like how you had a
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: month full of two front teeth.
• 17:22
  Speaker 7: Why do you have to.
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: Have different seas?
• 17:31
  Speaker 8: Okay, yeah two front seats.
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: Thought about that, and.
• 17:55
  Speaker 8: Of these.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: It's like Barney, it looks so rare.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: I never thought my teeth is wild.
• 18:15
  Speaker 8: Crazy they do.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: He wants to go down and yeah.
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: You have mobi yeah, reason.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: They just have a one nigga who was the bottom
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: to though.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, the whole mouth is for biting apples.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: Your whole mouth is for buying, Like you need something,
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: you need other teeth for other stuff.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: I can't.
• 18:48
  Speaker 9: I can't amount teeth is.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: Why, because that's that's what they are really put words
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: to what I've been seeing, right, they go all out.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Here. Yes, you give you the album from the side.
• 19:19
  Speaker 8: They don't have the fools today.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's what lets me up to I see
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: the video, I was like, how to even do venirs?
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: So and may be sometimes they shave your teeth into
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: the little like eron teeth.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what my teeth go look like. The underneath
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: there would have had on.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and they be popping out.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: No, you have to get them redone like every fifteen
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: years or something. You can just take them off, or
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: they be popping out to you at dinner one pop
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: out with you.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, that's why when Cardi said I didn't to
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: send that bar as much, I was, I don't know,
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: teeth go crazy like that. I know.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: It's just my little.
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: My two little ones and six thousand for two.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: I got a bridge six thousand.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: He wanted me to get the top and the bottom.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: It's like it's gonna be fifty grand, but we'll give
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: you for forty. That is a Corolla.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: You know you.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: Got money, he said, Cam coming, all right, we're gonna
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: get him, don't Yeah, what.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: I told the hygienis the last time I said, what
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: about have no money? What y'all do? She was like,
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know. We sell teeth here. I don't know what.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you want me to do. We're
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: here fromer.
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: Full of two front teeth. It's going to put me
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: in the hospital.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, I'm gonna cut this one short just
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: because there's nothing gonna top a mouthful of anyway. Nothing's
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: gonna top that. Nothing's gonna top that, no matter what
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: we do. And Keisha got a flight in five minutes,
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: so we go. You got good shot. Yeah, all right,
• 21:08
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• 21:11
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• 21:14
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• 21:19
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• 21:24
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• 21:27
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