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Japancis | Son of a Boy Dad #442 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 2: Alrighty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Today it is October 5th. We are here live from HQ3.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back, fellas. Francis, welcome back from Japan.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Japan-sis.
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  Speaker 2: Japan-sis.
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  Speaker 1: Japan-sis returns, and Japan-sis is the first person to ever
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  Speaker 1: have a bad time in Japan.
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  Speaker 5: No, no.
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  Speaker 1: But that was a jarring text message to get this week.
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  Speaker 2: Be like oh yeah i gotta get out of here
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  Speaker 2: i need to.
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  Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of here i've never heard someone
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  Speaker 1: say that from i.
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  Speaker 5: Only after four days too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah i had to get home it's not like your
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  Speaker 1: new zealand trip we were there for like.
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  Speaker 5: A fortnight yeah yeah no we i mean we just
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  Speaker 5: we just like hurt ourselves for four days were you
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  Speaker 5: partying a lot i don't know if we would even
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  Speaker 5: i don't even know if i would say partying even
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  Speaker 5: it was like I'd never adjusted to the time zone.
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  Speaker 5: And so then you just had to like live with
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  Speaker 5: the hours of the day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So I slept three hours a day for four straight days. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's not going to do it.
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  Speaker 5: And by the, I mean, I got my immune system broke.
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  Speaker 5: I got super sick. Uh, I was so delirious and
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  Speaker 5: run down and like, just couldn't sleep. I kept, I
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  Speaker 5: kept going to bed. I tried to push it like
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  Speaker 5: later and later to try to, wake up later, and
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  Speaker 5: I would wake up at 5.58 a.m. or within two
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  Speaker 5: minutes of that every single morning.
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  Speaker 2: Damn. What time were you on a bed? One, two.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Something like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's tough.
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  Speaker 1: You can't just go back to sleep. What about just
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  Speaker 1: going back to sleep?
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  Speaker 5: Bro, my body thought I had taken a brilliant afternoon nap.
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  Speaker 5: I was so recharged. I was ready to run through
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  Speaker 5: a fucking wall.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: First thing in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: It's 6 a.m.
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  Speaker 1: Hate that don't you i feel like you need the
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  Speaker 1: day the first day to not do shit and just
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  Speaker 1: try to like languish in bed and like wake up
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  Speaker 1: and languish.
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  Speaker 5: A little bit i don't know i mean we landed
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  Speaker 5: at like 5 p.m got to the hotel at like
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  Speaker 5: 6 and went straight out to dinner i slept all
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  Speaker 5: right on the flight yeah probably slept like six hours
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  Speaker 5: on the flight so your.
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  Speaker 1: Body thought that was breakfast that you were going out
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  Speaker 1: to yeah i.
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  Speaker 5: Don't know what it was breakfast i totally lost track
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  Speaker 5: of what was going on, where I was. I could
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  Speaker 5: never do the math of converting yen to dollars. So
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  Speaker 5: I ended up buying things that were like way more
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  Speaker 5: expensive than I thought and only learned after the fact.
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  Speaker 5: I just was totally out of my element.
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  Speaker 1: What's a yen amount purchase that you would make and
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  Speaker 1: just say like, oh, 50,000 yen, that's not bad.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I would buy something and think like, oh, this
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  Speaker 5: is going to be like 100 bucks and it'd be 500.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah that's not good and i'd be like.
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  Speaker 5: I mean i'm just it's just stupid but it's not
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  Speaker 5: an easy conversion it's like no.
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  Speaker 2: It's not at all i mean we did it before
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  Speaker 2: you left on the on the show.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah unless you get the the perfect yeah it's like
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  Speaker 5: i don't know 1.6 or 158 yen to a dollar i.
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  Speaker 2: Don't know i mean yeah it's not like an easy
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  Speaker 2: i'm not a math.
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  Speaker 5: Guy we all know that uh that wasn't easy for
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  Speaker 5: me Let.
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  Speaker 2: Me divide that by 158. Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's tough. What's the best way to do it?
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  Speaker 1: It's like there's seven of them in a dollar? Or
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  Speaker 1: seven dollars in ten thousand?
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  Speaker 5: I never got it there, so I'm not going to
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  Speaker 5: try to get it now.
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  Speaker 1: Seven in a thousand?
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  Speaker 5: Dude, this had never happened to me. I was so
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  Speaker 5: exhausted by the fourth day and so run down that
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  Speaker 5: I have like five mouth ulcers.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like that at all.
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  Speaker 5: Canker sores.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Herpes.
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  Speaker 5: My gums, my tongue.
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  Speaker 1: Or worse, plague.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm worried about. That's all I'm thinking about
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  Speaker 2: right now is this plague.
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  Speaker 5: My mouth is in so much pain that even talking,
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  Speaker 5: swallowing is just a nightmare.
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  Speaker 2: You think you have mono?
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  Speaker 1: You might have that plague. He was just in the Orient.
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  Speaker 2: You really could have the plague. You came fresh from
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  Speaker 2: the Orient.
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  Speaker 5: Remember when we talked about how Japanese women were going
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  Speaker 5: to like me?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think there was a single smile sent my way.
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  Speaker 2: Not a smile.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think one of them made eye contact with me.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that might be their eyes.
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  Speaker 5: So to your question about mono, I sure didn't kiss anybody.
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  Speaker 5: That's for damn sure.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds like you might have mono, to be honest.
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  Speaker 2: total immune system collapse no you're just break out of
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  Speaker 2: the sores i'm just.
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  Speaker 5: Brother i've been there i've had that beaten down everything hurts.
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  Speaker 1: Is there a chance they were smiling at you behind
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  Speaker 1: two hands like.
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  Speaker 6: This there was one moment where i did get a
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  Speaker 6: woman to laugh i was buying coffee and um i
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  Speaker 6: was buying a coffee and i was like i want
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  Speaker 6: a oat milk latte and she was like great and
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  Speaker 6: she made it or whatever rung it up and then
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  Speaker 6: was pointed to the board and was like, so there's
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  Speaker 6: an upcharge for the, and she, it was like something
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  Speaker 6: other than the oat milk addition.
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  Speaker 5: And she pointed to that and it was less expensive
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  Speaker 5: what she pointed to. And I was like, Oh, I
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  Speaker 5: think you should add, I think you need to add
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  Speaker 5: another hundred yen because the oat milk is this much.
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  Speaker 5: And she looked at it and she was like.
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  Speaker 7: How did that make you feel?
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  Speaker 5: It was the first time I'd ever corrected someone to
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  Speaker 5: charge me more. Oh, yeah. So I felt good about that.
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  Speaker 2: Very Japanese.
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  Speaker 5: But then I also realized that a lot of them
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  Speaker 5: don't have great teeth. And so maybe that's why they
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  Speaker 5: hide their faces when they laugh.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it could be. Definitely could be.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Is it the dentistry or the orthodonture?
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  Speaker 5: That's wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, crooked or stained? What are we talking here?
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  Speaker 1: Or both?
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  Speaker 5: Crooked it is a distinction and she had braces oh
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  Speaker 5: okay interesting yeah yeah that's a good point.
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  Speaker 2: What people uh it's always weird to me when i
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  Speaker 2: see people with braces that are older and it's like
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  Speaker 2: isn't like isn't there like better options than that now
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  Speaker 2: like invisalign or is invisalign not really work.
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  Speaker 5: Like that some people are need the wires yeah some
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  Speaker 5: people like to bulwark their.
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  Speaker 1: Mouth yeah a little muscle behind it yeah yeah and
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  Speaker 1: i think invisalign people just like don't wind up doing
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  Speaker 1: it you know they like forget it they lose it
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  Speaker 1: you gotta do it but i know but like braces
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  Speaker 1: it's not like an option like yeah it's fucking locked onto.
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  Speaker 2: Your shit god braces are so painful crazy early I
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  Speaker 2: think it's every, I mean, then you go get, you
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  Speaker 2: got to go get them tightened and then resetting it.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe so.
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  Speaker 1: But then when it, when you run your, your tongue
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  Speaker 1: over your teeth, right when the braces are off for
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  Speaker 1: the first time, it's almost like it's all worth it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Smiling like you're a Hollywood movie star.
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  Speaker 2: Hello everyone.
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  Speaker 1: Back top teeth.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that shit is nice.
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  Speaker 1: Top 10 feeling or at least sensation if not feeling.
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  Speaker 6: Hmm.
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  Speaker 1: So give us a couple highlights. Fill us in as
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  Speaker 1: much as possible. I feel like I was begging for
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  Speaker 1: like a photograph and you sent pictures of a pizza parlor.
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  Speaker 2: I apologize.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, more pics, please, please, please, more pics.
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  Speaker 1: And you sent four different angles of a personal pan pizza.
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  Speaker 5: I'm really bad at taking pictures when I'm traveling.
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  Speaker 2: I'm really not good at it. the moment i i'd
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  Speaker 2: like to.
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  Speaker 5: Say that that's the case but i don't even know
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  Speaker 5: that that feels like i'm being too precious i i
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  Speaker 5: don't i don't know why i just don't i just
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  Speaker 5: don't take picture pictures really also i was with two
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  Speaker 5: buddies like we were having a great time.
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  Speaker 2: Just wanted them take a lot of photos Yeah, one
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  Speaker 2: of them was pretty good. He's a shutterbug? Because when
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  Speaker 2: you got one dude taking a lot of photos, then
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  Speaker 2: you're like, well, why would I take photos? He's just
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  Speaker 2: going to send me his.
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  Speaker 5: That's his job.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's me.
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  Speaker 1: I do that.
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  Speaker 2: And then I got no photos of myself.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I got so many cool photos of my friends like
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  Speaker 2: mid-cast in Wyoming. Yeah. And there'll be like a photo
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  Speaker 2: of me just like sitting in a chair hunched over.
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  Speaker 2: That Bo took on like an iPhone 3.
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  Speaker 1: To make fun of you yeah not to capture a
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  Speaker 1: great moment because you looked funny in that.
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  Speaker 5: Moment i know that uh the canker sores in my
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  Speaker 5: mouth are a result of exhaustion that is a i
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  Speaker 5: looked it up and it was like that's yep that
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  Speaker 5: happens stress too when you don't slap like sleep deprivation
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  Speaker 5: can lead to it and It's what happened.
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  Speaker 1: Do you get cold sores?
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  Speaker 2: Do you get cold sores? No.
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  Speaker 5: We had that discussion on the last episode.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I'm asking.
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  Speaker 5: Only ever inside the mouth, which is not cold sores.
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  Speaker 6: I get.
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  Speaker 2: But no, but I've had that too.
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  Speaker 1: Those are hot sores.
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  Speaker 2: I get them in the... They're worse in the mouth.
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  Speaker 2: I'd rather have them outside of the mouth.
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  Speaker 5: So fucking painful.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And they take forever. They don't heal. Nothing heals inside
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  Speaker 5: your mouth.
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  Speaker 2: No. It's impossible. It's just constantly wet. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Unless I just lie... Like a fucking light on it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And you're constantly irritating it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's literally hell. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Anyway.
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  Speaker 5: So the food was cool. The lunches were the highlight.
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  Speaker 5: We went to a pizza place called 400 Degrees Pizza.
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  Speaker 5: That was the best pizza I've ever had.
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  Speaker 2: Period. Was that the one that you took photos of?
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it looked good.
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  Speaker 5: It was the best. Bar none.
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  Speaker 1: You're telling me that they do better pizza than in
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  Speaker 1: New York?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to say that. I mean, it's different.
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  Speaker 2: It's all better than Joe's.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's all Neapolitan. So if you like Neapolitan, I
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  Speaker 5: love it.
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  Speaker 2: Same. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, it was crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Better than Napoli?
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  Speaker 2: You were in Japan, though, just crushing pizza and beer,
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  Speaker 2: which is crazy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They got that at the B-Dubs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't get a single photo of a sushi
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  Speaker 2: roll or nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Or like a winding street.
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  Speaker 2: Justin. Domestic light beers and pizza.
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  Speaker 1: It could have been a Buffalo Wild Wings.
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  Speaker 2: Guys, I'm going to be honest, I never went.
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  Speaker 1: I was at Sparrow.
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  Speaker 5: No, the other really good lunch we had was at
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  Speaker 5: this ramen place that has like a Michelin star. Only
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  Speaker 5: six seats at the counter. You go in, they put
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  Speaker 5: like a bib on you because you're supposed to slurp
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  Speaker 5: it and splatter it all over your neighbors and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Can you talk about what you want at that counter?
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  Speaker 1: It's not one of those.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they have a couple of options, but the thing
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  Speaker 5: that you go for is the foie gras ramen. It's
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  Speaker 5: a foie gras broth and it's like this guy has
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  Speaker 5: perfected it over many years. He used to cook at
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  Speaker 5: a French restaurant.
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  Speaker 1: Did it taste much different from a normal bowl of ramen?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude. It was really fucking good. And I don't
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  Speaker 5: eat that much ramen so i don't know maybe i
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  Speaker 5: don't have that much of a frame of reference but
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  Speaker 5: that blew me away you're only in there for half
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  Speaker 5: an hour oh really yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's a bowl of soup you get one bowl of
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  Speaker 1: soup yeah i.
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  Speaker 5: Guess that's true and then they like and then you
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  Speaker 5: go and then they there's another crop because you're like
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  Speaker 5: how does a business that only seats six six customers
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  Speaker 5: survive and then you're like oh they do they do
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  Speaker 5: whatever do they like rush you out or 20 fucking
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  Speaker 5: covers a yeah a day of the whole restaurant.
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  Speaker 2: Do they do they like move you quickly they're like no.
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  Speaker 5: Not really i mean we were all done yeah one
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  Speaker 5: girl like lapped us there was a woman in there
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  Speaker 5: who i think was japanese who literally was done before
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  Speaker 5: we were halfway done that's crazy and i was like
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  Speaker 5: oh people don't know she's left her desk was she the.
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  Speaker 1: Black widow sonia thomas the competitive eater.
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  Speaker 5: This girl, I mean, this girl was a salary woman
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  Speaker 5: or whatever. Was there any fat people out there? Not
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  Speaker 5: that I saw.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't see one? No. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: They're so nice.
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  Speaker 2: Were people smoking a lot? No. A lot of ciggies?
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  Speaker 2: In the restaurants, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So we went to like, we went, my buddies booked
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  Speaker 5: the dinners and we went 0 for 3 on dinners.
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  Speaker 2: No. Really?
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  Speaker 5: 0 for 3.
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  Speaker 2: Just not good?
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  Speaker 5: And I skipped the last dinner, which was the worst.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry. We went one for four on dinners. That
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  Speaker 5: first dinner, the izakaya, where we had the incident, which
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  Speaker 5: I can't talk about. Still waiting to go to trial
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  Speaker 5: and stuff. Yeah, that was a good dinner.
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  Speaker 1: Extradited back to, and you got to go back to Japan. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I texted. I got to get the fuck
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  Speaker 2: out of here. It wasn't like they're.
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  Speaker 1: On my ass escaping. He was like sliding across the
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: hood of a car with someone firing at him.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: I got to get the fuck out of here.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Yakuza. They're on my ass.
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: No, that was it. That was a really good meal.
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: But then the three after that were all bad. And
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: I didn't I skipped the last one because I was
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: too sick to go. And my buddies went and it
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: was the worst meal of the trip.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So basically, they.
• 15:36
  Speaker 5: As they put it, they're two New York City Jewish
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: guys who, in a classic New York City Jewish fashion,
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: had really agonized over booking the restaurant reservations. And each
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: one would have an amazing place for us to go
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: on that night. And then somehow the other guy would
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: talk him out of booking that into booking another place.
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: And every time, the first one that they had... was
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: like a place that would turn out to be like
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: the best restaurant in japan yeah and we had missed
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: it in favor of a place that was a total disaster.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah disaster how what do you mean all.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: Right so we went to a place and i'm gonna
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: i'm gonna say it called sushi u y u u
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: this was our the second night we were there it
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: was an omakase place this place gets like unbelievable reviews
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: yeah and fucking dualipa has been a bunch of times
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: she's always like promoting it she's friends with the guy
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: yeah and i know that because he was talking to
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: us and this should have been a red flag yeah
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: he was like so new york And we were like, yeah.
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: And he's like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And we're like, uh-huh.
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: And then I was like, well, he's like, how'd you
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: find me? And I was like, well, I'm a... I
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: was like, I'm friends with Dua Lipa.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: I made a joke.
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: And then he.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Goes, I'm friends with Dua Lipa. I'm friends. Almost defensively.
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. Like, she's not your friend. She's my friend.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Like, it's a zero-sum game.
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: And I was like, yeah, literally, I don't know her
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: at all.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: It's hard enough photo dump. And then.
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think he showed us like a post of
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: her with him behind the counter. She was behind the counter. Anyway,
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: point is, this place was not good.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: How so? I'll give you an example. Like, was the
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: food just bad? Yeah. Like, it wasn't like this isn't
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: what we expected. It was just like, this isn't good. Bro.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Is that Dua Lipa cooking?
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: There she is.
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: That's Dua Lipa.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Well, that's why it sucked you had a fucking British
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: pop star as your sushi chef.
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: What the fuck? That thing on the right, that red dish,
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: that sushi with like this fucking cheese. It was the
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: first thing they brought. It was almost inedible. It looks terrible.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: It's like sushi with like cottage cheese. No one's ever
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: put those things together. I don't know what the fuck
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: that shit was, but it was, dude, it was bad.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: It looks like tuna. I'll give you, Ronan.
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: The other problem is.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: I like that you're worked up. I want to kind
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: of stoke these flames.
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: New York City, I would say, does fancy omakase as
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: arguably and annoyingly their single best presentation of food.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: We have so many two Michelin star fucking omakase places.
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: It seems like some of the best chefs from Japan...
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: Come to New York, and I think LA also has this,
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: to open omakase restaurants that are like $ 300 to $ 500
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: a person.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: And there's a lot of them. They're everywhere. And I've
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: been to one or two of those, and they're solemn
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: and quiet and dignified and very serious. This place was
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: more along the lines of a fucking... sake bombing. Yeah.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: Like the Lower East Side.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: Like having a good time. First of all, every single
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: person around the counter was like a white American or Scott.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: Or a fucking Australian person.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Dua Lipa fans.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: There to see Dua Lipa.
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah. We're all there because we got suckered in by
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: fucking Lipa.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: You guys saw the Dua Lipa post too?
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: It'd be awesome if we found out this was like AI,
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: like Dua Lipa's never been to this restaurant. Yeah.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: I have Facebook.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: We got Dupa Lipa'd.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Dupa Lipa'd.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: We got Dupa'd. So, you know, we're all there and
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: like they're bringing out the food. I'll give you an example. Ron,
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: I think you'll appreciate this. There was a guy, there.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Was a sink. There was a sink.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: As part of the sushi counter on which they were
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: working that they were washing their dishes in.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like that at all.
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: And we're sitting... We were across from the sink. Yeah. So...
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: He's like splashing shit around.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't like that. And by the way, again,
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: I don't have.
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: A problem with that, except that in my experiences with omakase,
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: that counter, you could perform surgeries on it.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: They're almost literally doing that.
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: They're performing surgeries on pieces of fish that have been
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: sourced from like the tuna market or whatever. Some really
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: sacred place, some process that got it there.
• 20:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: This was just like.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we got to fucking keep up with the orders.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Might as well have been a diner.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: That's really what it was.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Where the guys with Uber Eats bags waiting. Pretty much.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Pretty much.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Exactly. I actually hate that. When you go to a
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: restaurant and you see the guys with the bags.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Because they try and cut the line no matter what.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: You could be waiting in line and someone will just
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: reach a square bag across you. It really takes.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Away from the experience of going out.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Of getting cottage cheese sushi that shit looks so disgusting.
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah i think dripping i think another problem was so
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: you know they brought out the oyster and what as
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: one of the dishes right the oyster was enormous i
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: mean it's like like that big you know and they
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: cut it in half and so this is like your
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: we're really reaching here dish like this is like okay.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: We're going experimental yeah we're going.
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: Native no i mean i think they do that it's
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: just like as a non-japanese not that experienced you know
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: experimental eater this is the one where we're gonna have to.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Like muscle it down muscle exactly.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Muscle it down right when how many pieces of sushi
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: have you.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: Had at this point nine or ten right so by
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: this point we know it's bad and now the fucking
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: monster arrives and when you are in a place that
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: you've lost faith in and they present the like living
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: jiggly nightmare fuel.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah that you have to kill it's.
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: It's 10 times worse.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Make sure your first bite's strong.
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: Because you can literally see the pathogens that are going
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: to give you diarrhea and death.
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: Moving around this thing. And you're like, I have to
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: eat it out of respect.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Were you still acting kind of like impressed to the
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: guy that had been like, totally.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: I mean, we, I don't know.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: We kind of have to give a little lip service
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: to those guys. Cause you have to be like, wow.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Like that was, cause they're asking, they're checking in.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: So you have to lie.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: That's the problem with, with Omikase in my opinion, is
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: that like, they're bringing the, they're bringing the, the crazy
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: shit way too late. Like, I don't want to already
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: be full and then be like, all right, time to
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: try the mega-sized oyster. Yeah. Like, I'd rather start with that,
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: know it sucks, and then move on to the good stuff. Maybe.
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: I mean, again, the first thing they brought out was awful.
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: I mean, this is like torture. It was bad. Yeah.
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: It was really a bad meal.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: And how many did they bring? Like 20? Yeah.
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Did you have a lot of urchin while you were
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: out there?
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: Here's another example.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Please.
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: Here's another example. You go to a nice omakase, you
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: expect that there's going to be a good presentation or
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: representation of sake, right?
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: Like a list. We were like, can we see the
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: sake list? They were like, we only have one. We're like, okay.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's never good.
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: We're like, what about beers? And they're like, we have one. What?
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: We have one type of beer and one type of sake.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: You got duped. You got duped.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: So what you learn, Dua Lipa's never been here.
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: We learned this after the fact. There's a reservation system
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: that is like their all-service Yelp slash reservations slash open
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: table slash fucking TripAdvisor for restaurants in Japan. And it's
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: called Table Something. And everyone tells you that this is
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: how you're supposed to get reservations. Is there any chance
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: you can kind of look that up? tyler like tokyo
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: reservations table something anyway this restaurant had 4.9 it was
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: like the highest review ever table log table log exactly
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: it was insanely high highly reviewed on table log as
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: were the two restaurants we went to the next night
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: and the night after and what we came to learn
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: is that if you see a review on TableLog higher
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: than 4.0... Juice numbers? They've cooked the books.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, so it's like an advertisement type of thing.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: No! Sponsored.
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: And that it should be a real red flag.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: No!
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So you spent your.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Whole time in Japan eating the fucking advertisements?
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: Bro, I think it's even worse than that. I think
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: there's like a deep state... fucking click farm you know
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: situation cooking them up definitely because you know i'm telling
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: you dude like my buddies were like the reason we
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: vetoed and audibled to these restaurants was because their reviews
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: were so much higher than the ones that like friends
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: of ours had recommended we go to um but but
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: you know we're like.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Gotta listen to your friends yeah you're listening to.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Table long.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: I didn't pick any of this.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: I let them run the show on that.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: A Monday morning quarterback.
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: I also can't be mad at my friends because I
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: wasn't involved at all in the choice of restaurant.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: But they would agree that.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: It's the highest rated one.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Those were their words.
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: They were the ones that put the Jewish part of
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: it in as a reason why we failed. So, okay.
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: The next night, we went to another izakaya place and
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: izakaya just means like i think you know assorted dishes
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: like they just bring out a menu of things but
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: it doesn't it wasn't there was one sushi course but
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: the rest of it was like different types of cooked
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: meat and all this and this one was in my
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: favorite neighborhood which was ioyama did you go there i
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: don't think i did oh it was great ioyama was
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: is really cool it's just walk around little streets back
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: streets it's awesome And Aoyama, at this restaurant, it was
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: like very authentic Japanese izakaya. To the point where we
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: walked in, it was downstairs, low ceilings, people sitting on
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: the floor. You take your shoes off. They were tucking
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: their legs under these like low tables. And then there
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: was a counter and it was very lively. People were
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: smoking cigs and every single person in the restaurant was Japanese.
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: So we walked in and we were like, this is
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: going to be awesome.
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: This is a really good sign. Totally different from the
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: first night. They bring us to this like back table
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: that is quarantined behind two like very thin doors. To
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: the point where we are completely cut off from the
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: rest of the room.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. All that communal energy and vibe. We had gone.
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: This was like a vibe choice.
• 27:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: We are now.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: We can't see anybody else.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: They put you in a gringo room?
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: I don't know why. I think... I think it was
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: like the only... I don't know why.
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: I mean, first of all, it was good because it
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: was the only table that had chairs.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: And one of my... We're all pretty big dudes.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: So like... we you know sitting on the floor with
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: my legs tucked under me with no back support for
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: like two and a half hours that would have been
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: hell yeah i was actually happy that we were a
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: little bit away.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: From the stretcher hip flexors before a meal like that
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: you have to get in the pigeon pose before you
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: fucking sit down for a full meal.
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: The one funny thing about this was that our waiter
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: would come And he was wearing a bandana that said like,
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: fuck you.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Like all it said in English.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: It was just like, fuck you a hundred times.
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: So we were like, all right, this is going to
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: be funny. And I think one of my buddies had
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: read that like you can get your waiters. They'll drink
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: with you.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: And we were ordering sake, and they were bringing them
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: out in these ice-cold bamboo bottles, just like a big,
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: thick bamboo chute that had been hollowed out, and they
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: would fill it with sake. That was awesome.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds sick.
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: And he was just bringing them round after round. And
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: every time he brought one, we would be like, do
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: you want some?
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: And he'd be like, no, no, no. Okay. And then
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: we'd fill him up.
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: A cup, and it's sipping sake. But he had to
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: run back to keep working. So he would just... chug
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: it and then he'd put it down and he'd go
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: oh mistake.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious so every then after that every time he
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: came back we would go more mistake and he's like.
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: No no no all right all right each time he
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: put it down like oh mistake and run back he
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: must have done like 12 chugs damn i mean it
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: was great that's crazy hilarious.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Out of respect is it like a respect thing or
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: why do they i don't know part of the gig
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: if you get offered by some i.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Mean it's probably makes his job a lot more fun Yeah,
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: I think so. I think he was having fun.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Until it's every night.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. I just want to be a waiter.
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: But the first dish they brought out, the first dish
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: of like nine was this like house beef stew that
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: had chunks of beef in it, right? I took my chopsticks...
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: I grabbed a piece of the beef. I put it
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: in my mouth and chewed it, and it was 100% gristle.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: I take that out of my mouth. If I have
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: to chew something for more than 25 seconds, I'm not
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: trusting my esophagus and stomach to be able to break
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: it down if my teeth can't. Like fucking get that
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: out of my body. You know what I mean? Like
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: there's no way I'm fighting.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: And I'll put it on the side.
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: I was so of the mindset. Like we had come
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: in with such positive energy because the previous evening's dinner
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: had been such a failure. And this was another choice
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: from the same guy who had chosen that one that
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: I didn't want to like write off the bat. Be like,
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: oh boy, you fucked us again.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. First bite.
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: It was just pure, pure fat. The whole, there was
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: no meat. Yeah. Just fat.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Was it Wagyu?
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: No, not that. They did do a Wagyu later. Which,
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: by the way, so, and Roan, tell me if you
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: experienced this. I thought Wagyu would.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Be like- The best of the best?
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: I thought it was going to be something where it
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: was like a special item on each menu, as it
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: is here. you know, very often they'll be like, and
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: by the way, if you're really feeling like going crazy,
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: we have our A5 Wagyu. It's like a hundred bucks
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: an ounce, whatever the fuck. I felt like everywhere we went,
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: Wagyu was almost the standard over there.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: There's, and there's better shit than Wagyu. Wagyu.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: There's like, it's not even guaranteed the best. Like there's
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: like fattier or more like succulent or like, uh, cow
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: that was only fed blue cheese olives its whole life
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: or some shit like that. There's nicer options.
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: There's degrees of Wagyu. There's Kobe. I was surprised, but
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: it was cool. It was cool that Wagyu was so prevalent,
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: but I don't remember. I don't think we ever had
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: a real regular beef situation.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was all that.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Tyler, can you look up what even is Wagyu?
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: It's the It's just very, like, fatty beef, right?
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Type of high-end meat from a specific cattle bred originating
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: in Japan. So maybe all the cattle are there. All
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: the Wagyu cattles are there.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it might just be more common. Like, significantly more common.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Like, what's something that we have that's, like, everywhere? Is it, like,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Lay's potato chips?
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Corn fed.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: You could just get Lay's anywhere, but you have to
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: go to a special store there to get some Lay's.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know. But what? So they had some later
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: on in that meal.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Was that?
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Later on.
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: You know, look, the other part of it is like
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: I wasn't hungry starting on day two for the rest
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: of the trip.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, it just translates to Japanese cow.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: So all the beef there is Wagyu as long as
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: it's from their own cow.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Interesting.
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: Maybe that's right. Interesting.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? Yeah. So you weren't hungry the whole time?
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: I mean, we were just because we were just like eating.
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: Eating is the tourism.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: It's all there is to do.
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: That's like the cultural, you know, in fucking Paris, you
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: go to museums or whatever, like in Japan, in Tokyo.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: You eat and you drink and drink. Yeah.
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: And, and, um, you know, we, we would like start
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: our morning with breakfast at the hotel, which was like.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: A full Japanese breakfast.
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: I mean, I would, I was doing like the, they
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: called it the gymnasium breakfast. Was that healthier?
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: Trying to like egg whites, give my stomach a little
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: bit of a break. But it still came with like
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: a plate of meat and a plate of an omelet.
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: And so, you know, starting at 8 a.m., I'm full.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: And I'm not like hungry. But then by like 1030,
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: we're at the sushi market.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: It is like a tuna sampler.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: And then at like 1 p.m., it's pizza. And then
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: at like 4 p.m., we're like stopping for a fucking burger.
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: And then at like 730, we have dinner.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: And you're just like you just are. You have like
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: 10 percent room in your stomach at the start of
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: every meal.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: And then you're just overeating the whole time. So, you know,
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: I ate that bite of fat and I was like, yep,
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: that's it. I'm not eating again tonight.
• 34:23
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Pretty much.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: First bite of the meal.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: You fucking. I was like a one and done.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. No way.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Stuck to the sake?
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was just drinking the whole time.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: And this was the only night that we actually had
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: the energy to go out because we all napped in
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: the afternoon. But by the time... I had one bite
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: of the Wagyu when that came out. But other than that,
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: the food, I just... It was not for me.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, if you're going out to... You're not trying
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: to fill up on a bunch of fatty meats. Exactly.
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: But the place was cool. I don't remember what it
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: was called. I could figure that out. The vibe was cool.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: The vibe was cool. The waiter was hilarious. Then we
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: went to this cool bar that was like all expats,
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: but none of whom were from America. They were all
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: from like, you know, Argentina and fucking France and Australia.
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: There were some Irish guys. So it was like, A
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: collection of people who were getting after it and were boisterous.
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: I noticed that a lot of the like, it's quiet.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: People are quiet.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Everywhere.
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: In restaurants, in the streets, like at night, you know.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: Whereas this was like one of those, it was like
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: a bar that could have been in the East Village. Oh,
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: that's cool. And it was fun. We had a good
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: time there. And then we tried to go, we went
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: to One Oak.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: Which one's that?
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: Well, One Oak is a famous nightclub that was in
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: New York City. It was for 17 years.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: It must have been before my time.
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah. They had one over there. And my buddy knew
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: the guy from America who was like, whatever. So we
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: got in and we were there at one in the
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: morning and there was nobody there.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: And I don't know if we were just there too
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: early or what.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Sometimes when you're away and you're in like a foreign
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: country like that, it really just feels like you're just
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: like you're missing. Like, what are we doing wrong?
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we got it wrong.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Like everywhere we're going, it's empty or it's silent. Like
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: I remember in Iceland walking into restaurants and it was
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: like when we walked in, it was like the whole
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: restaurant came to like a screeching halt. And it was
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: like everyone is just dead silent. Yeah. Like you almost
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: feel weird for like talking.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's exactly right. This was just not, I mean,
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: maybe it was like you got to be there at
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: 3 a.m.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: Were you saying that Tokyo is like super late? Like
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: they stay out like really, like it doesn't start until
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: like really late?
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: Ron, do you have any idea about that?
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: I think it's such a big city that there's probably
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: stuff going on at all times. It's probably like New
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: York where it's like, if you want to have a
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: crazy time at nine, you can, or if you want
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: to have a crazy time at 3am, that's probably available
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: if you can find it.
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: I know that like when one Oak was open in
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: the meat packing district, it was a place that people
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: like started the night that got good at like two 30.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Hmm.
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: It was not like a midnight to one. So maybe
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: we were just there too early, but like we stayed
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: for half an hour and left.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Was it, did it feel very Japanese or did it
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: feel like Westernized?
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: That club was pretty Westernized, but, but like very hype beastie.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You know? Yeah.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: What's your, what, what was like a, an experience where
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: you're like, wow, this feels like so Japanese and foreign
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: and cool. Like what was something that like struck you
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: as being very like locally cultural?
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah. That 400 degrees pizza thing was every single person
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: in there was Japanese and, you know, they didn't speak
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: much English and the pizza was made like quietly. And
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: everybody who was working at the restaurant was a woman. Oh,
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: there was no, you know, like all the pizza makers,
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: all everyone was a woman. So for some reason that
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: struck me as being uniquely Japanese and, um we went
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: it did look great yeah we went to um there
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: was a cool i wanted to check out some of
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: the design shops like some of the you know home
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: decor and stuff oh home decor get to the clothing
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: um yeah i gotta see.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: The inside of it can i see the stitching of
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: those pants just as like.
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah these are these this is the only thing i'm
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: wearing that is uh is japanese that i that i
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: bought over there but i have i have i bought
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: other clothes but i wore them all and had to
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: oh yeah some of them some of them have already
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: sent to dry cleaning and some are in the wash
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: yeah I ran out of clothes, by the way. I underpacked.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: Well, that's how you didn't bring any. Yeah.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Did you have time to shop?
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, which that's what we did all fucking afternoon.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, got it.
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: We would shop from like 1230 to like 5 p.m.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: Every day. And by the.
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: Way, my buddies went way more nuclear than I did.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah. My one friend there was like losing his fucking house.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Dang.
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: On gas.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: Pants.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Pants?
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: He bought so many pairs of pants, dude.
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: I was truly like and every time he'd be like
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: what do you think of these ones and i was
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: like don't don't don't those look exactly like the ones
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: you bought yesterday he's like i like them i'm gonna.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Get them i mean were they all like big wide
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: like chef pants with big pockets and shit.
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: Like no no they weren't they weren't nuclear in fact
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: that was the one thing i really tried was like
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: every time i'd be in a fitting room i'd be
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: like Do not look at these through the lens of, wow,
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: these look really cool here in Tokyo.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: You have to ask yourself, will this be mocked mercilessly
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: on the podcast if you wear it?
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: So, you know, anyway.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: So he didn't really get anything that was no kimonos.
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: Nothing too far out there. But, you know. We all
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: were fans of the clothing before we went and had
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: bought stuff made by these brands here in New York.
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: And then seeing and doing the math on my phone
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: of the conversion of the price tag to dollars, it
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: was literally 50% of what I have paid.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty nice.
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: Historically for these same things from these brands. So it
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: was hard not to feel like we were getting a deal.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, you are.
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: Plus, you don't pay tax. So you have their price
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: tag and then they like deduct 10% from that because
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: you present your passport. And they're like, yeah, you don't
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: have to pay tax on this.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: Because you're American? Because you're not from Japan? You're taking
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: it out of the country. Damn.
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: So it's duty free.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: That's pretty sick.
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: Which, by the way, that policy they're revising. It's, you know,
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: normally like when you go to Europe and you buy
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: some shit, you bring your receipt to the airport. And
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: then like weeks later you get some refund in the
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: mail or to your credit card or whatever.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: There, it's done in the shop.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: That's awesome.
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: Well, it's awesome for us, but they get fucked.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: The shop gets fucked?
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: Because people just lie. Oh, yeah. And then they resell
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: stuff in-country.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, shit.
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: So they get it tax-free, and then they sell it.
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: And get whatever. You know what I mean?
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes sense. Or, I don't know, they explained
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: it somehow. Like, someone explained to me how... Just a
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: clearly Japanese dude being like, I'm not from here.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: I'm from Wisconsin.
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: So, anyway, I.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Did it.
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: You know, I ran out of clothes and, like, whatever.
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: My stuff was so gross by the end that I
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: actually legitimately considered just leaving, like, a whole bunch of
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: dirty laundry in the country.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: You were going to offload some American clothes? Yeah.
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: Because I worked out and stuff.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: Sometimes you got to.
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: And it was just like, I was, by the last day,
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: it was like I could have done laundry through the hotel,
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: but it wasn't.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: What is a no-baller?
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: It would have been so expensive to do the laundry.
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: So I just didn't. And I totally, totally underestimated the,
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: uh or overestimated how much space i had in my
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: bag oh yeah to bring things home such that when
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: i was packing i was i was like halfway through
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: packing and i'm like i am fucked and i ended
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: up having to bring a all I had was like
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: a paper shopping bag with ribbons as handles. And I
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: filled that with dirty laundry and then like the pottery
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: and ceramics and glassware at the top, which I carried
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: on through Japanese customs security all through the airport, then
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: into my seat all the way to Minneapolis off the
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: plane in Minneapolis through customs and immigration and then like
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: rechecking my bag, then into the Delta lounge in Minneapolis,
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: then home to LaGuardia. Like I'm talking a paper bag
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: that weighed 30 pounds that I had to put a
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: hand under because it was going to break through the bottom.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: And it was all my glassware and ceramics.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's not good.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: That's like a, Unfortunately, like a slutty girl behavior.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was really.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Like walking on with a Target bag. Actually, you pulled
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: that move.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: I've done that before, yeah.
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: It was really.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: Sometimes you got no choice.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: You have a Target bag in here?
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: Using a fucking... I've had to use door dash bags
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: that I got. A plastic bag with a sweatshirt in it.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the worst.
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: It was really ratchet behavior.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: That is so ratchet.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: But.
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: I mean, I was just praying through turbulence that like
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: this bag that was in the overhead, I wasn't going
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: to open up my beautiful ceramic plates and have them suck.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: Tell us about the ceramics landing in LaGuardia. It's dust.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: You open up the overhead. It's just pouring out like sand.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Were they nice?
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: So that was one thing I got really right. Um,
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: Was that I had good recommendations for like these home
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: design and like crafts stores. And I really got that right.
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: There was this cool place called the Conran Shop that
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: had a couple locations. I went to the one in Daikanyama,
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: which was the other neighborhood I really liked. Yeah. And
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: it's like half museum, half shop. And the shop was
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: really cool. And the one thing that really caught my
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: eye was this metal sort of stand inside of which
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: fit four different colored, beautiful glass coffee cups. And you
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: stack them. So I got one that was green, blue, amber,
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: and clear.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Love that.
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: And I was like, this is the coolest, most Japanese
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: thing ever. I love this. It's going to be hell
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: to bring it home.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: But I'm going to do it. I'm going to suck
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: it up. I'm never going to find this again.
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: No.
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: And this is going to go perfectly with my coffee setup.
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: And it's going to look so fucking organized. It's so Japanese.
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: Only the Japanese could think of this. I have a
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: problem where after I buy something.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: You look it up.
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: I look it up.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: That's a bad idea.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: You should never do that.
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: To be like, did I get a good deal?
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. No, you never got a good deal. This morning
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: I made my coffee.
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: And I poured a beautiful fucking almond milk latte into
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: one of my beautiful stacked cups. I was so pleased
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: with the whole process.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: And it exploded.
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: And as I'm sitting there.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: It exploded?
• 45:55
  Speaker 8: No.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: That would have been great. Even worse in Swedish.
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: As I'm sitting there drinking my coffee, I look at
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: the bottom of the thing and I see the brand.
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: And I think it was called Arlo. And I was like, well,
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: that doesn't sound very Japanese.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: So I Googled this. It's all made in fucking Denmark.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Denmark.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, no. Now, it could be way worse. Yeah. The
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: Danes are great. Yeah, of course. We like Denmark.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: They're making quality.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: The Danes are pretty good. It wasn't Vietnam. No. You
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: know what I mean? India would have been a burial. Yeah, Bangladesh. Like, oh,
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: my God. But it certainly wasn't Japanese.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: And, you know, you can buy it from a Danish store.
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure you can get it on Etsy. And
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: I had to carry this stuff almost like on my head.
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: All the like balancing it delicately through fucking layovers and
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: all this stuff.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: And then you just see it at the airport as
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: you're walking by for sale.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: What the fuck? It's at Hudson News.
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: Just a classic total.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: In Minnesota.
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: Didn't ask like, by the way, is this Japanese? And
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: part of the reason that this is funny is that
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: early on um you know i i found out that
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: there are certain things made by brands that we all
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: know that you can only buy in tokyo like they
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: issue limited edition tokyo tokyo exclusive yeah that's pretty cool
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: versions and my buddy and i started making jokes where
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: like we would constantly ask like, is that a Tokyo exclusive?
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: Like a banana.
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: Or whatever, but it did, you know, you know me,
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: I'm a sucker for scarcity.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course.
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: So like exclusivity.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: Anytime like I found something that was a Tokyo exclusive,
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: I was just like, well, I have to have that.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: Um, and in fact, I think this is a great
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: moment for present Monday.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: Yes. Was hoping.
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: We were hoping for present Monday. Yeah, we got a
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: pretty good present Monday.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: Wow, this is insane.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Not a Tokyo exclusive.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: I'm just going to do this without any fanfare. Can
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: I close my eyes? Close your eyes.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: We'll do hairball first. We'll do hairball first.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Hairball. Oh, my God. My heart is pounding.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: All right, here we go. Go ahead.
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: Let's see. We'll do Harry first. Oh, wow.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: This is great.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: So, Harry, from Tokyo. No.
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: This is the Japan edition of L.L.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: Bean. This is insane.
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: I'm not kidding you. I'm not kidding you. This is
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: the Japan line of L.L. Bean.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: Free port, man.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: I know this sounds crazy, and I'm not making a
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: joke here. Like, literally, I went to the Ella Bean store,
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: and they have a rack that's like Japan edition.
• 48:49
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: So you can.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: Now, they did... Can't get this in Freeport, Maine? No. No.
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: They did do a pop-up in new york city for
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: like a week of japan edition ll bean and it
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: sold out immediately and i didn't get to it damn
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: so um i thought this was really nice show that.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: Show that shirt oh that's heavy too that's how you
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: can tell cool ass.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Fly and there's a fucking full portrait on the front
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: yeah oh.
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: That's the back that's the back i thought this was
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: pretty cool now this is super.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Nice god damn seven thousand dollars too i couldn't bro
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: i could.
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: Not decide i i wanted to get you i the
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: shirt was what caught my eye for you like i
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: was like he's gonna love that and but then i
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: was like Well, first of all, I was like, that's
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: not enough, because what I got.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, you must have got Rone. What I got Rone was... Oh, no.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow. Le Labo?
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: Le Labo Gaiac. What is this?
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: This is the Tokyo-specific edition of the... Their cologne.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: No way.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: What?
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: What are you?
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: You're not wearing it right now.
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: I'm wearing a different one.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Because you came in smelling fucking immaculate.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: Have you never opened up a package before?
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: Do you have this, by the way? I was curious
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: if you might have this.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to do a delicate.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: Is this your first time opening something?
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to do it delicately, brother.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: You're supposed to just cut the.
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: You can fuck the box up. That's fine.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: I want to do it. Just cut along this?
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, I would need a knife for that.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: No, you wouldn't. Let me do it. Pass her over. Okay.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: This pack is genius.
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Wow. It seems so easy. You're straining with all your might.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: There we go.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: That was pretty good.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Thank you.
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: Dude, by the way, they actually made it there in
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: like a lab. It took them 45 minutes.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was kind of annoyed. I was like, they
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: were like, it's going to take us 45 minutes to
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: make this, which was cool, but I was like.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Gaiac 10.
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Gaiac 10.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: That's pretty sick. Give that a little spray.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Can I give this a live spritz? Yeah.
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: So the cool thing about this is that.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: Let me smell. I also bought myself some. I thought
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: it was awesome.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. That smells like pure wealth.
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: You can give yourself a little spray.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: But very refreshing. Oh, my God. It has your name
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: on the bottle. Yeah. What? Yeah, yeah.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: Personalized?
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: That's sick.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Forone?
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: Tokyo.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: That's so nice. Look at this kayak pen.
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: So now that you have that- You can go to
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: Le Labo's in America and you're grandfathered in and they'll
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: make it for you here as a refill for that bottle.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: The Tokyo exclusive?
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: They can make it on the spot?
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: They make it in three sizes. They make it in.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: The- Like it, love it, gotta have it?
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, 15 mil. This is the 50. Then there's the 100. Okay.
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: and the uh the 50 and the 100 mil you
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: can get refills like if you have a bottle that
• 51:58
  Speaker 5: you bought you know in japan.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: That's nice like just salad yeah we advise you keep
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: your creation away from light and heat when not.
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: In use yeah don't microwave it don't even.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: Have it by heat you gotta put the cap back
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: on too where did i put the cap no respect.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Where did i put the cap right there jesus.
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: I love how harry's being very protective.
• 52:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah he's very respectful of this beautiful yeah so i
• 52:22
  Speaker 7: got i knew i thought so nice.
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: I thought this would be since we've talked about clone
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: i'm obsessed with it now and uh well.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: I i actually got into clone when you were gone.
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: Well good i have way too many i bought i
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: had extra yen so i just went to the.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: Duty free fucking dior.
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: Dior sauvage sure why not load it up.
• 52:39
  Speaker 7: Why not But Harry, I thought the T-shirt caught my eye.
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: And then I was like, it's not enough. Rones was
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: way more than if I just gave you a T-shirt
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: and gave him that. It wouldn't be fair. And so
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: I felt like a parent where I was like, I
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: have to spend equal, roughly equal.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: Amount of money on my two sons.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: Now the gauntlet has been thrown. Because I'm going to
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: London on Thursday.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: And now I feel.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Like I have to go tip for that. Now I
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: have to spend. I'm going to look up how much
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: the fucking Le Labo costs.
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: A lot.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: A lot of yen.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: And try and hit the yen.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: You got to buy it with yen, though.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: No, I have to buy it with pounds and pence.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: That's such a nice gift. Holy shit. I'm genuinely so excited.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: By the way, I have gifts for all the boys, too.
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: I just I need 10 days.
• 53:28
  Speaker 8: Whoa.
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: You just need to give me 10 days and I
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: will have gifts for you.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Are you trafficking humans? It's going to take 10 days.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: I'll have gifts for you in 10 days.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: The shipping container doesn't get here. They'll arrive. What the fuck?
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: What is it? Or it's better to be.
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: I'll surprise them.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: I got to get the visas handled and all that. Yeah.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: It's brides.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:48
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: That's so nice. Thank you so much.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: My pleasure, guys.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: That's such a nice gift. And so such a thoughtful
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: cherry on top.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: So rate it out of 10. Rate your trip out
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: of 10 because it seems like, wow, you are exhausted
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: and had some bad eating experiences.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: You also haven't heard about the flight.
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I know I've been talking the whole time.
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: It just is what it is. That was always going
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: to happen. I'm here for it.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: I was prepared for it. I actually had this factored
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: in as a listening day.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's one of those episodes. Yeah, I don't got much.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Nothing happened to me.
• 54:27
  Speaker 5: We'll talk ball for like 10 minutes after. Yeah, yeah.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: Rabel's a great guy. I'm back in on him. He
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: didn't do anything wrong. What probably happened was his wife
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: wasn't giving him the attention.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: I'm blaming the wrong person here.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: Let's get Rossini on the field. Yeah, dude.
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: So, no, I say the meals, like the dinners, whatever. Oh,
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: and then the last night that I skipped because I
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: was like, we had this really cool sake tasting thing
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: at a place called 12 that my buddy hooked us
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: up with.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: Which was awesome.
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: That was a real highlight. That was at 930. And
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: I was so dead on that last day that I
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: was and I was sick that I was like, guys,
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: if I come to dinner, I'm not going to make that.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: So it's one or the other. And they were like,
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: no problem. Skip dinner.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: They went.
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: They went to a Chinese restaurant. Oh. Another place that
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: was highly rated on Table Log.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: They told me.
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: It was a two and a half hour episode of
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: Fear Factor.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: Was the food just like inedible?
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: Food was like truly like Chinese wet market.
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: The real Chinese food. Right.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: Pangolin.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: Like literally like jelly.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Fucking rat tail in it.
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm making that up.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: They were like.
• 56:01
  Speaker 5: They were like, we couldn't eat it. It was inedible. Also,
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: there was such a language barrier, apparently, between them. I
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: was on the reservation. They tried to explain early on
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: to the people, like, he's not coming. We're just two.
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: And the person would be like, two, two. And then
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: they brought out every... plate for me oh really and
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: by the way they didn't bring out their first dish
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: they sat for an hour oh because the restaurant kept
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: waiting for me oh my god and then finally and
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: like every time they'd send the plate that was for
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: me back it's like no we don't need a third
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: plate of sea anemone.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Oh god chinese people pretending to be japanese.
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: I don't know they said it was they said it
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: was like truly the worst like just i mean i
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: believe horrible experience Um.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: That's terrible.
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: So I was happy to have missed that for sure. Um,
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: but yeah, the, while the dinners to me weren't like,
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: we had a great time. We, our friendship vibes were
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: super high and then the lunches were like unbelievable.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: And that, that, uh, that market is super like the
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: sort of market area in Ginza where they do that. The,
• 57:17
  Speaker 5: just the Toro like sampler was one of the best
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: things I've had.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: And there were a lot.
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: That was like weird.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: It was weird.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Like you just walk up and like.
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: A quick line.
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: And then they just give you like the lean, the
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: medium fatty and the fatty. And it's three pieces of
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: each on rice. And it's unbelievable.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: That sounds really good.
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: And like the whole trip, I probably got recognized seven times.
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: Six of those times were in the line at that.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: Damn. So it was a lot of like that was
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: coming up to you in Japan.
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: That was probably. Well, that was all tourists.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: Japan says.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: His name rings bells over there.
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: And it was all people being like, I can't wait
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: to hear about this on the pod.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: We're all listeners.
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: It's cool. Internationally. Fuck, bro. Yeah.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: Price just went up. Yeah.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: That's big.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: I didn't know we were doing numbers in Tokyo.
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: I didn't buy a knife.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: No.
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: I wanted to. Just kind of like kept missing the store.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: The same thing happened to me that happened to you
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: with the Danish cup or the cups from Denmark. I
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: got a knife and it was like Swedish.
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: You got a Swedish? I got a Swiss Army knife.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I got this red Swiss Army knife. I was like, wow,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: this does a lot.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: Could they have a corkscrew?
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: Their innovation is second to none.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: Have you guys like I looked at the Swiss Army
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: knife website.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: The other day.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: They got a lot of gear.
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they do.
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: They still are selling those ones that are like 200 tools.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: It's like this thick.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: Can you hold this for us, Armin Knife?
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: It's more just like a flat.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: Do they get really thick?
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: Well, they make big knives, too. Oh, God. Yeah, they
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: make those.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: Looks like someone dumped out a kitchen sink.
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: Kind of want one.
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's kind of cool.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: Maybe we could get you one in England.
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: When I was a kid, I cut my hand so
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: bad with a Swiss Army knife.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Dude, we got one, too, and my sister cut her hand,
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: and I immediately got my Swiss Army knife taken away.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: Same with my fucking fencing swords. She got injured. Dumb bitch.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: Your APs?
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: My APs, I fucking.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: Smoked her with the knife and the epée.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: Do you guys remember the Swiss Army Knife from Get Smart?
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: I don't. You don't? Steve Carell?
• 59:33
  Speaker 5: I like that movie.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: Remember he had the Swiss Army Knife that had like
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: a blowtorch on it?
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: This one's sawing a piece. That one was sawing a
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: branch of wood.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: You're in real trouble if you're sawing wood with a
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: Swiss Army Knife. That's how you know you're fucked. you
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: ever have to use the saw.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: No but harry asked you about the flight brother.
• 59:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah so we flew japan air on the way over
• 59:58
  Speaker 5: um and my buddy was super generous and got me
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: that flight business class it was sick it was really
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: good yeah.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: The picture you showed of yourself starfished onto a bed
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: with a mirror.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 7: On the ceiling was fucking incredible yeah You know, there's
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 7: just like a couple things that are different where, first
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 7: of all, you know, you you recline the bed or whatever.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: Your feet don't touch.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: Love that.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 5: Your feet don't touch the front.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: Love that. There's also I've noticed there's not really anywhere
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: to put the shoes either.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: They had a cubby. I'm sure your shoes. They had
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: a coat hanger with a sliding door where you could
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: hang your own coat inside your thing.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: That's sick.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: They had, you know, the food menu. It was like
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: you could either do the Japanese menu or the American.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: I chose the American, which was a mistake.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: They brought out all the Japanese food first. And by
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: the time people were finishing their desserts, I was getting
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: like my first thing.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: I hate that.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: It was almost like they did it with disdain. Probably.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: All of the flight attendants, the whole crew, everybody was Japanese.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: Very nice.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: Um, I'm trying to think what else.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: Geishas?
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: Do you think that they were geisha adjacents?
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: Geisha energy?
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 5: Gay Jason?
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: Did you ever, like, are geishas prostitutes or definitely not, right?
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: I don't think they are.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: But they're like just companion women?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: They're like professional flirters.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: Escorts? I guess.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: Escorts fuck.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: You can be an escort. They're hostess. They're, they're, they're,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: they're called host. I think it's hosts. They're like– Sounds
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: like an escort. They sit down with you. They like
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: shoot the shit.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: Like a VIP host.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: They like– they make you feel liked. Yeah. But maybe
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: it's more than that. Maybe they'll like– Yeah, yeah. Like
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: we went to– I think I've told this story a
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: while ago. But we went to– like we were in
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: LA filming something and me, Tommy, and another dude went
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: to– like a strip club, but it wasn't a strip
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: club in LA. And we went in and it was like,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: they were like, this is actually a companionship bar. Yeah.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: It's like you pay the girls to talk.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: That's what they do in Japan.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: We didn't, we left by the way. I want to
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: make that clear. I don't want to hear them speak.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: We didn't partake.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: But wasn't that like the, you're like, yeah, you're paying
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: for a conversation.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: And then the janitor came outside and he was like, Yes.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, realistically, if you're going to go out on
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: a date, you're going to have to pay $ 200 for
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: dinner anyway.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: Get back in there.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 8: That's a good point. It was a jarring experience. Well,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 8: that is what they do in Japan. It's because the
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 8: men are so lonely and nobody... Incels.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: There's a little bit of an incel.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: Maybe.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: I don't think that's the issue, though. People don't The
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: fear of rejection is apparently so high that nobody goes
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: up and is like, hey, I think you're pretty.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: I want to go out on a date with you.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: But there's like a famous Japanese viral video where they
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: asked all these women, maybe it's from the early 2000s
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: or late 90s or something, and they asked all these women,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: would you be insulted if your husband cheated on you?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: And they're like, no, if it was a physical thing,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: just like, no, it wouldn't bother me at all. It
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: was like they had a very detached feeling about the
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: sexuality of it. It was almost like, yeah, I just
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: would be happy that he's fucking. Like, I just don't
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: want him to be an incel.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: Interesting. And their population rate is plummeting.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: They're really... I say that... Roan, Tokyo was the biggest
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: city I've ever been to.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: It just keeps going.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: It's beyond belief how big it is.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: Did you feel like you could have spent a fucking
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: month there?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Different neighborhoods the whole time.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 5: It's like if you took Brooklyn, Queens... fucking jersey city
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 5: all the different boroughs you know the bronx and didn't
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 5: separate them with rivers or like denoted.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: It was just one big it was just like all right.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: Another 20 minute uber and we'll be in this neighborhood
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: another 20 minute uber and we'll be here were you
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: ubering a lot the whole time we did take the
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: subway the ubers every time i got first of all
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: The Ubers, you made the point, you were like, everyone
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: there is going to be the most professional person you've
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 5: ever seen. They take their job so seriously. Where I
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: noticed that the most was the Uber drivers. Mm-hmm. Every
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: single Uber driver we had was wearing a black suit
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 5: with a black tie and white gloves.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: They looked like they were delivering a Steinway piano. It
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 5: was unbelievable how formal they were. They all had two
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: hands on the wheel. They were driving perfectly. The air quality,
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: the AC was perfect. Also, all the Ubers, 90% of
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: the Ubers that we took were these cars where.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: They're a bit like in the shape of a London taxi,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 5: except in the back, the two seats in the, in
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: the first row would be like gaming chairs, like, or
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: like massage, lazy boys. You could recline them with a button.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: There was like, you know, they were so comfortable. I
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: got better.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: They got better seats out there.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: They had really nice seats. And this is like what
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 5: the basic baseline Uber was. So the Ubers were really nice. Um,
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 5: but whenever we would get in them, that was sort
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: of where like, we would get so tired.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 5: Was because all of a sudden, like the energy and
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 5: fresh air would, would go away and we'd be in
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 5: a car for 25 minutes and it would just sap
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: all of the energy out of the day.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, when you're, I feel like once you sit
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: down or when you like go back to your hotel room,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: that's when you realize like how tired you are. Did
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: you guys, um, I completely forget what I was going
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: to say. I was going to ask a question about.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: Our hotel was really sick. Our hotel was unbelievable.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: I mean, it truly- Honestly, the thing that I noticed
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: the most from the hotel was the comforter on the
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: bed looked just incredible.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 5: Did I send you a video of my room?
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 5: Oh, I have one.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: Still photo.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: Just a still photo of the view. Okay.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: I mean, my- And I think you replied, and I
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: think the text was like, I feel fucking awful or
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: something like that.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: And it was the sickest hotel view ever.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: There was something out of a James Bond movie.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the panorama of a screensaver.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: The hotel was unbelievable. The hotel looked sick.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: We stayed at the Bulgari. It was fucking crazy good.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: The view was insane.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: How was the hotel bar? Was it nice?
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 5: Hotel bar was awesome.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: What was so amazing?
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 5: I have become such a sucker for hotel bars. I
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: go to hotel bars the best. In New York, that's
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 5: where I want to go out for a drink.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: A hotel bar.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to a sports bar. I'm not going.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: I want to go to a nice hotel bar because
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 5: it's quiet. It is very quiet.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: It's quiet. A good hotel bar is very nice. Getting
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: back to bar still open.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 5: Unbelievable.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: The night just started.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: That was always like my favorite part of being on
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: the road.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Was that like I'd eat my meals at the
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: hotel and then after the shows go back to my
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 5: hotel and have a nightcap before he went off and
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 5: found some hooker.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: No, that is very fun.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: Found some geisha.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: He didn't actually find a hooker, but he was. I've
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: told that story.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: So what were you drinking at the hotel bar? I'm
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: thinking like a passion fruit, like yuzu vodka drink or something.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they had a really good gin drink with like
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: cucumber and lemon.
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  Speaker 2: I do like cucumber in some beverages.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: That's girlish of you. You've been spending time at the
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: Sewing High Council. I could tell.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: You can't say that knowing I can't defend myself.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: Exactly. I have you dead to rights. I have the
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: photographic evidence of you at the High Council.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: But there are some good cucumbers.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: Drinking a cucumber. Drinking a hollowed out cucumber.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: Because cucumber can, like, have you guys ever had water
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: with cucumbers?
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: Hate it.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: Quite refreshing. Yeah, I don't love that. Too vegetal for me.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: I like it.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: It's like having water seasoned with broccoli.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: I find cucumbers to be the least gross vegetable.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 5: Well, they have the least taste.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: I find the taste repulsive. I don't like cucumber in anything.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: I don't like cucumber salads. That's my one childish palate thing.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, I love a cucumber salad.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: Anything else... Like I would eat the fucking massive clam
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: before I'd have a kid.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: No you wouldn't.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: I swear to God I wouldn't. I swear to God
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: I'm imagining that oyster just like the size of a
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: tennis ball.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: Like it just scuttles to the right on your plate
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: a little bit and sits back down.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: Like oysters are already kind of gross. But they're great. Yeah.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: But like I can't imagine them being bigger.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: This one wasn't briny. It wasn't like. It was just...
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 5: Just life. Well, it just tasted like.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: It's like you're taking a bite out of the world.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 5: It just tasted like mush. Oh. Sort of like wet
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 5: metallic mush.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: Because even like you ever get like an oyster that's
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: a little too big? Yeah. Like that's what I'm thinking of,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: but I'm just imagining it's bigger than that. I mean,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: they cut it in half. Yeah, that is actually repulsive.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: You ate it with a fork and a knife. Like
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: I'm going to think about that tonight. Yeah. God.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: Did, uh, like, did you have any, any tables you were,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: or did you go into any restaurants where it was like, Oh,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: this is the smallest space I've ever been in. I
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: can touch each one of the walls from where I'm standing.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 5: That, that, um, that, uh, well, no, the, the, the
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 5: ramen place was, was really, really tiny. And then we
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 5: went into some other places. Um, I mean, we just
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: had like so many small meals. There was a, A
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 5: lot of like fast casual places are fucking awesome.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm sure.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: Where like you go in and you put in your
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: order on a screen before you sit down.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 5: And then you sit down. Like we went to this
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: burger place where they put the burger on rice. Oh.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: They put it on rice and they have these different
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 5: sauces and then like they have a sauce that they
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: put over a little flame for you. That was awesome.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: That sounds incredible.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 5: It was really, really good.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: I think a burger place is where I found out
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: that there was like, oh, Wagyu is not even close
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: to the best.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 5: They had a Wagyu burger. We were having Wagyu burgers there.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 5: But we had three different patties. I mean, this is
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 5: the reason I was never hungry, too.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a lot of food.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: You go at 3 p.m., 4 p.m., and they bring
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: out three burgers.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: That's a whole day of eating.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: We each had three burgers.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: Three meals over rice? Like, rice is going to fill
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: you the fuck.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: Up so much.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: I love a good meat and rice, though. That's a staple.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: A lot of beers?
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: A good amount of beers. Any good cocktails?
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 5: You know, we went to, I thought there would be,
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 5: I thought the cocktails, maybe we just didn't go to
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 5: the right places. We went to this one place called
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: SG Club, which was like a cocktail bar that gets
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 5: a lot of great reviews.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: You're getting fleeced by these reviews. No, but like.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 5: People in the know, friends of mine, had been like, go.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: It was good.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: Maybe I didn't order the right cocktails. Also, everyone in
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 5: there was a dude. I don't know. And it was
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 5: super crowded. Dude, nothing is spaced for people who are
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 5: six foot three.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: No, no.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: I mean, why would it be like the chairs and
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 5: the boot? Like you literally are. You're just sitting like
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 5: this the whole fucking time. The one weird thing I
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 5: found was that in all the clothing shops we went to,
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 5: everyone was like, dude, you're never going to find anything
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 5: in your size. I only found things in my size.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: Because it was the only thing in stock.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: Correct.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: Everything else was sold out.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 5: But they were like, oh, you're the only size we
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 5: have of that. We have a size six left. We
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 5: have everything.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: So that was kind of cool.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 5: I was happy about that. I would say that the
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 5: brand of clothes that I, or the store that we
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 5: did the most damage in was this company called Oppresse A.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: Dot.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 5: P-r-e-s-s-e how does that sound familiar a press i mean
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: you're thinking probably j press.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: No no i'm not anyway okay well i tried i'm
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: thinking of opress okay do they have what a location
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: in uh new york.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 5: Uh-uh hmm but they i mean they sell you can
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 5: find their clothes here it's just double the price yeah
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 5: yeah so knowing that it's too expensive to buy here
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: but there i bought any uniclo Yeah, I went into
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 5: the flagship.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: Was it massive?
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 5: It's overwhelming.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 5: It's five floors.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: Love that.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 5: And it's as if they're doing a fire sale.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, the clothes are so packed. There's so many.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: It's like they have the clothes on the floor. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: Just like shirts everywhere.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 5: It's just bargain bin. But I mean, it was packed.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: I heard about this. I saw a video of this
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: clothing store in Japan, and it was a rock climbing store.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: And I think that they were tired of, how do
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: you say that?
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: Arc'teryx?
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They were tired of like people using Arc'teryx or
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: like North Face as like a fashion brand. They only
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: wanted it for climbers only. So they made the first
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: floor into like a boulder.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: So you have to climb to the second floor. And
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: then you can get the legitimate hiking gear.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's cool.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: Like the climbing gear, but you have to earn it.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: And I just I wish I told you about it
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: because I know that you would have taken on that
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: great boulder of Japan.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 5: The thing that like there were just some things that
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 5: kind of like slipped away from me that I was
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 5: wanting to do and check out. One of which was that. Well,
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 5: I went to the tailor made store.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's pretty cool.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 5: And TaylorMade is partnered with Foreplay. So whenever I go
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 5: with them, we wear TaylorMade stuff and we play TaylorMade clubs.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 5: And I love TaylorMade.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, who doesn't?
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 5: I was playing their clubs before I started shooting with
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: them and would pay so much money for them. So
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 5: I love TaylorMade. And they have a big store in Tokyo.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 5: And I really wanted to find some cool... Japan-exclusive tailor-made stuff.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 5: Like maybe something that said tailor-made in Japanese writing. They
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 5: didn't have that, unfortunately, but they did have a collaboration
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 5: with this really cool Japanese brand called United Arrows.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: And.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 5: All that stuff was fucking awesome. And I tried on
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 5: a pair of pants, but it was like the day
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 5: that I was leaving and I'd already spent so much money.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 5: I had no room left in my bags. And I
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 5: just was like, I literally can't allow myself to get
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 5: any more of this. And I regret that because.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: You're still thinking about it.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: That stuff was awesome.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: Whenever you think about something for more than a day,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: I almost feel like you got to make that purchase.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, I know it's too late now, but that's
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: true regret.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 5: And you really can't find it online, unlike those cups,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 5: which you can find on Etsy for like 50 bucks.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. If you didn't get those cups, you could
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: have gotten tailor-made stuff.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: You had so much more room. Yeah.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: And you wouldn't have had to be so careful in Minneapolis. Yeah.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 5: I mean, I bought, so then I bought like two
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 5: really cool ceramic plates that were, I mean, just, I
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 5: was just terrified bringing these things home.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, ceramic that you could break at any second.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: It's like, if it breaks, you're done, throw it away.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 5: Um, then also by Rado, which makes really nice cologne
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 5: also did a Japan exclusive called Saboro that I bought. Uh,
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 5: I bought some guy act 10 and then, um, A
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 5: bunch of clothes.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 5: That's everything. Oh, and then a bunch of wood stuff.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 5: I bought like a wood tray in this place called
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 5: Coma Shop that I've been following on Instagram.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: For a while. Interesting.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: A rolling tray?
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 5: No, it's like a... Tea tray?
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: You would bring.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 5: What I want to do, because I like making cocktails
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 5: for people, is have people over make the cocktails and
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 5: bring them out on a tray. on this wood tray.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: Love that.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 5: It's got velvet on the platter and then it's wood
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 5: all the way around with wood handles.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 6: It's cool.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's nice.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: Definitely got to roll on that.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: I feel like. Are you going to have that upstate?
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: We're going to have to get upstate to get a
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: cocktail on that.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys will come upstate.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: You get any of that Japanese kosh out there? No.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: They were to cut his hand off.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 5: I didn't see that anywhere. I didn't. That was not.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 5: There was no weed culture. No weed like paraphernalia. Nothing.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: Interesting.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 5: They did have a cool vape store, and I thought
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 5: about going in there to buy you guys cool vapes,
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 5: but I don't know what you like, and I figured
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 5: that was way too specific and highly likely that I.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: Would get that wrong. Zero tolerance on recreational cannabis.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: Prison sentences of up to seven years.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: Holy shit.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was done after four days, so staying for
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 5: seven years would have been way too long.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: Bro, Trump would have got your ass out.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: I wonder.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: Trump would have gone to war for you.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: Definitely.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: He would have.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: That would have been awesome. DT. Yeah. That would have
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: helped with the pot a lot.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: If you were like our Brittany Griner.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 5: Doing Zoom.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: Francis brought five milligram edibles to Japan and now he's
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: in prison for a decade.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: It would have made us controversial, but it would have
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: been good for the.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: There would have been a lot of people that would
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: have been like, well, you got to follow the rules. Yeah.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: You should have known. Yeah. We're going to free Francis.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: We're going to trade Francis for Victor boot.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: What about the Marines?
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 5: I only scored seven goals in college. Um, by the way,
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 5: I tried to get my, like some Xanax filled from
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 5: my psychiatrist before I went, but it's not easy. Couldn't
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 5: get it. I didn't get it done in time.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: And so they asking you a lot of questions. Hmm.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 5: No, she just didn't even respond.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: Oh. But like.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: Can I get some drugs for my fun weekend?
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 5: It's just like for the flight, you know?
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I've done it before. Yeah.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: Easy.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: You should have talked to your boy. Well, could have
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: got you right.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: Some clonies. I don't have any Xanax.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 5: We've got some clonies, though. Of course.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: We've got capans out the ass. Yeah.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: An abundance of them. Yeah.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 5: So my point is, I went over without any kind
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 5: of sleep aid, but miraculously... As I'm on my plane,
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 5: I'm fishing in this little side pocket looking for a charger,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 5: and what do I feel but the vial of Dramamine
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 5: from Fish Week in Florida.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 4: Oh!
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: And that wasn't non-drowsy either. It was drowsy.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was drowsy.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 5: Super drowsy. Yeah. So I took that on the plane,
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 5: and that knocked me the fuck out. I took it
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 5: there and on the way back. On the flight back,
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 5: I slept eight of the 11 hours.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: Well, that's probably why you were fucked for four days.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: It was because you were living off the drowsy drama meme.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like that shit makes you drowsy the
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: next day.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're stumbling through. You don't know if you're dreaming
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: or not.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: Dude, I was fine the first night.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 5: I just couldn't, no matter when we went to bed,
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 5: I couldn't sleep past 6 a.m. And nothing fucking opens until.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 5: Even the coffee shops don't open until like 8 or
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 5: 9 or something. 9.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: Lazy ass.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: It's kind of weird.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: Lazy ass Japanese folk.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they start late. Me? I'm two cups in by 8.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: Easy. I can't believe it. I'm so excited. This genuinely
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: smells like an expensive hotel room.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it smells quite refreshing. Like a cucumber drink almost.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: Don't even put that on this. Don't even put that
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: psychological olfactory.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: I was definitely getting a hint of cucumber.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: There's no cuke in this. The cuke makes me puke.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: I can't fuck with the cuke. I'm not a cuke
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: man at all.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: There was like a week before they banned all the
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: flavored Juul pods where they had cucumber Juul pods and
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: they were so good. It was like the best and
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: then it was just everything was gone.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: That sounds terrible.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: A day later.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: That sounds awful.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: It was really good.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: There's no way. Really good. They were such refreshing Juul.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 5: It is.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: It was very quite refreshing.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it probably hit the back of the throat like
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: a nice mint.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, so good. Take me back.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: What do you guys want in England? What can I, like, obviously,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: you're on a fragrance. I actually need a list of
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: every fragrance you have just in case I get a
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: fragrance because I'd be sick if I got you a dupe.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 5: I do have something, but I will send you the
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 5: money for it.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 5: Harrods has an exclusive cologne.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: I love that. Where is it? Coventry Gardens. Yeah.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 5: Harrods is that.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: Have you been to Harrods? No.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: No, I haven't.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 5: Harrods is the coolest store ever.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: It's like a massive Macy's. But it's even better. Yeah.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 5: They got like they sell like fireplaces.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah. They got everything.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: How does your ass know? How's your uncultured ass know?
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: I've been to London. I think I went to I
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: went to Harrods and they had like a NASCAR jacket
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: or something. I know it was a NASA jacket. And
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: I was like, I was like begging my mom to
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: let me get the NASA jacket. It was like $ 5, 000.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: She was like, no shot.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 5: I think I know that company that did that NASA line.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 5: Is that sick? Heron Preston, I think is.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: The name of that company. This was 15 years ago.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 5: Can you look up Heron Preston NASA line?
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: NASA jacket, heritage, perfume.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 5: Heron Preston NASA. That NASA stuff they did was super cool.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 5: Like this stuff. Right, Harry?
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: That's what it was, wasn't it?
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's it.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: Looks like it. Trying to tell me I didn't know
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: and I knew exactly, right? Maybe it's not it.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 5: No, this stuff was awesome.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: No, because the jacket was blue.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 5: They make it blue.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: What does NASA stand for? North American Space Agency or
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: some other shit?
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 5: I've gotten this wrong before, so I'm not going to
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 5: weigh in.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: I have no clue.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: National Aeronautics and Space Administration. So it's American. Basically, my
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: question is, so that's an American agency that we're selling
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: in an England store. Like if we had like a
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: MI6 jacket, it had fucking Nordstrom's.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 5: Dude, by the way, in Harrods, the thing I remember
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 5: that was so cool is that they have this like
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 5: spy section.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 5: Do you remember that? I do. And like, they literally
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 5: sell gadgets that are like, if you press this button
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 5: on this fake radio. all the electrical devices in the
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 5: room will turn off.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: That's called a pinch.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: Isn't that what... Ocean's Eleven. Literally, yeah. Why could there
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: be a pinch?
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, if you bought me one of those, I would
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: be really happy.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: If I bought a pinch?
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be sick to have.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I, like, bump into it on the airplane.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: If I ever do, like, a podcast and it's not
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: going well, just kill it.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: Especially the men in black. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 5: They have really... stuff where i'm like is this legal that.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: You it's a great gadget store the gadgets are crazy
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: they got all the gadgets but it's gonna take you
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: a long time to get through them all.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 5: They're like really i don't remember it being that big.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 8: Oh i remember it being massive oh i remember it
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 8: felt like walking around like a museum.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: Send me your favorite gadget you want from harris i'll
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: have to.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 5: I feel like they had like an umbrella where the
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 5: fucking handle is a sword yeah like there's a lot
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 5: of stuff like that yeah um I think the Harrods
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 5: exclusive fragrance might be by X Nihilo.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: So anyway, I don't... I'm going to need this written down.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 2: I'm going to need this written longhand. I'm going to
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: send you a couple things that I need while you're
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 2: out there.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: The sword and the stone.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: The sword umbrella for sure.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: The binoculars that see through women's clothing.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: The shoes with the mirrors on the top of them.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: There's an Aston Martin where you press the button of
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: the gear shift and it turns into a missile launcher.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: I'm going to need you to pick that up for me.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: It is going to be nice.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: I'll have a guy waiting there for you with all
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: my items selected.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 5: I think I had so much built up in my
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 5: mind about Japan. You know, it's kind of been this
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 5: obsession of mine. I'm fundamentally aware that I did not
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 5: see much of the country and I did not go
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 5: for very long. And I wasn't, you know, really doing
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 5: that much cultural stuff. I tried to take a tour
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 5: of the Imperial Gardens, but it was like two hours.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 5: They only do guided tours. You cannot walk around that
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 5: park unless you are part of a guided tour. We're like,
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 5: we don't have time.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, not trying to do a two hour tour.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 5: So I think I probably need to go back, but
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 5: right now I can't even think about ever traveling again.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, those flights are pretty brutal. Try going somewhere
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: that's not 24 hours away. Yeah.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: But you get the 24 hours back on the flight back.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: That's true. That is true. Yeah. Spend your Sunday.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 5: That was kind of cool. Like I landed in Minneapolis
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 5: in time to watch like the second half of the
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 5: giants game.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, that is nice.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 5: Just watching that on my phone in Delta Lounge while
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 5: I had a two-hour layover was great.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: The Delta Lounge? Yeah, the Giants one. You went to
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: the Delta Lounge?
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 5: They won a great game.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 2: I literally didn't watch a second of the Giants game.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 5: I don't know how the Giants are 3-1.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: Good team.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but they've lost... Their defense is pretty insane. They
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 5: lost probably their best One of their best defensive players.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: Brian Burns.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 5: And they lost their franchise quarterback in the second week.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: We don't need him.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: They got Abdul. I mean, that rookie, Arvel Reese, looks
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: like he's thumping bodies.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 2: Abdul's looking like a demon this year.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: Kayvon Thibodeau, I mean, he's a high-pedigree player. Deontay Banks
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: had that interception return for touchdown. He looked fucking.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: The.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: You got nine now.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: Did you see that.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 5: CJ Gardner Johnson, is that his name?
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 5: You see what he.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: Said about Chisholm? Chisholm's catch. He's like, he's an elevator operator.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 2: He's an elevator guy.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 5: What an unbelievable thing to say about a white receiver.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 5: He's an elevator guy. Just a guy on the Upper
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 5: East Side wearing a fucking newsboy cap who... Oh, sixth floor? Yes, ma'am.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 2: Good to see you, Mrs. Bailey. They're killing him online.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 5: Can I help with your groceries?
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 2: They said that... People are just ripping on him because
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: he's been on four teams in the last four years.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe more than that, honestly. He was on the Bears, Eagles, Lions,
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: Eagles again, Texans. Was he on the Colts?
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 2: Isn't he on the Colts now?
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: Or no?
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: No, he was on the Colts last year, wasn't he?
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know. But he is. I mean, the Eagles
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: went to two Super Bowls when he was on the team.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: He's the kind of player... You need one guy that's
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: dumb as fucking rocks. You need one guy in your
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: defense that cannot... Count to ten.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 5: Wow, what a game, Pat's Bills.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, great game.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 5: That must have been tough for you.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 2: No, no, it wasn't.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: It was quite easy.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: Your two favorite teams, the two great loves.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: Two of your three favorite teams.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: Who's my third?
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 5: Eagles.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, brother. You couldn't even pay me to watch the
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 2: Eagles right now?
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: Why are there so many pictures of you in Eagles
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: gear then?
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's because I had it. People give it
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: to me. Okay. I've said it before. I'll wear anything.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: I don't care what it is. Obviously.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 5: I got it.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: Come on now, bro. It's a great shirt.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: It's a soccer jersey. A Patriots soccer jersey.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 5: You do look like you're going to be selling us
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 5: hot dogs.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's a great shirt. Look, I got to
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: show support for my team.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: Let's hear your hot dog call.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: My team won yesterday. Your team lost to a bad
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 2: team yesterday, which is fine.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: They were super teams.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't call them a super team. Super team? I
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 2: would call them a team with two good players on offense.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: We lost the super team without six all pros?
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: Who's the super team?
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: The Rams.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: Who's a super player on the super team?
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 5: Last year's MVP?
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, last year's MVP.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 5: Stafford?
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: Stafford.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 2: He's a pretty good player. Stafford's 50 years old.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: The guy who had two rushing touchdowns?
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 2: You guys couldn't keep up with a 50-year-old man.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: 50? No, he's not, bro. He's 10 years younger than
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: Brady was when he won his last Super Bowl. 10
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: years younger.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 2: And you think, yeah, I'm just saying. You guys lost
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 2: to a bad team. You got shit on. Your team
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: is genuinely a disgrace to the game. It's not fun
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: to watch. No one wants to watch a team score
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: zero points in the second half.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: You're lashing out because Francis pointed out that you look
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: like a Cracker Jack salesman.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 2: You couldn't even wear your team's colors today.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 5: There's something about the Red Sox and the Patriots that
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 5: is deeply conflicting to me.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know how. It's just showing support.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: Even though it's the same color.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 5: It's just like a child that got to Boston for
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 5: the first time.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 2: Right. Like, I was aware. I was aware.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 5: And, like, you're wearing Celtics pants or something.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Let's see the Bruins on these.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: Bruins ice skates. Look, I was aware that I might
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: take some criticism for my outfit, but I'm fine with
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 2: that as long as I get to show support for
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: my team.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 5: I really, really wanted to get you some cool sneakers.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 5: But that's too hard to buy for someone. You can't
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 5: buy someone sneakers.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 2: No, no.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 5: Because you don't know if they're not going to fit.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 5: And I knew you just might throw them away. I
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 5: felt like green hoodie. Safe bet. Bellabreen. Bellabreen, brand that
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 5: you like.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 2: Definitely. Japan exclusive.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: Great gift, Francis.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 5: No, I'm not reaching for it. I'm just explaining my
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 5: thought process.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: No, this is Francis' best gift, Gift Monday.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: This is the best one that you've done.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's very kind.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 3: All righty.
• 1:33:04
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• 1:34:23
  Speaker 2: I'm going to Lexington soon. Do you guys want anything
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 2: from Lexington?
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, bear meat.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 5: Bring me a.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 2: I'll see what I can do.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: Actually, a Tyrese Maxey Kentucky jersey would be sick.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to get you that.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: I thought we were in the gift giving.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 2: I'll get Francis something.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 5: I'm about to bring you back to it. You really
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 5: pissed him off with the spray.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 2: I think the Roan experiment might be coming to an end.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 2: We gave it a try. It's just, this isn't working
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 2: for me.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: Don't say that, bro.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 2: I literally can't even breathe right now.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: I'm going to bring you back to fucking coolest spy craft.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: From Harrods.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 2: I'm going to buy you some fucking.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: Invisible ink and a fucking invisibility cloak.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: I'm imagining the glasses from Spy Kids that.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: They go out super long. I'm going to bring you
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: the Marauder's Map from Harry Potter.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to need some invisibility cloak. Really anything
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 2: you can get your hands on.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: I will, bro. Don't worry about it, but I'm going
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: to need that maxi jersey.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 2: Do you feel bad that you're flying all the way
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 2: to London to watch the Eagles lose again?
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: It's for my sister's birthday. It's not about the outcome
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: of the game. It's who you spend it with. I guess, yeah.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: Don't you think?
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 2: I mean, if you're a casual.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? I'm going out there to fucking
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: celebrate a loved one.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: I'd love to hear you.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 2: By watching your team lose.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: I'd love to hear you try and throw smut on that.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: I'm going to Churchill's War Room.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, wait.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 5: I've been to the Churchill's Bunkers. Is that where it is?
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm going to have to report back.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 2: In London.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 5: I've been to that.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: How was it?
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 5: Awesome.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 5: It was really cool.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I heard it's one of the coolest experiences you
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: can have.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 5: I don't know if that is what his war room is,
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 5: but I mean, I don't know. I'll report back. That
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 5: was really cool.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 2: I think I need a war room.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 2: Just get one in for the house.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 5: By the way, the other cool thing from Harrods is
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 5: like just tins of like shortbread. they make these really
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 5: cool souvenir tins that have you know harrods on them
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 5: yeah that'd be nice.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: I've been trying to prepare and i'm like listening to
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: podcasts about it and every podcast someone's like and she
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: made me the best cup of tea i've ever had
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: and it's like bro like how is one cup of
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: tea that much better than another cup yeah i think
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: tea is a pretty uniform.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 5: I agree but you should go to a high.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: Tea i am but we have a high tea plant.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 5: Good where where What's the Hyde Park Hotel or something
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 5: like that?
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: Let me check and see exactly where this Hyde Tea is.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: We didn't over plan, but we have a Hyde Tea
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: at Ham Yard. Ham Yard.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: Ham Yard. You couldn't dream of it, brother.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 2: Sounds beautiful.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: You couldn't dream of Ham Yard.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 5: Hyde Park is stunning. It's a great park to walk
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 5: around in.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 2: Are you going to get the chance to get out
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 2: to Birmingham or no?
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: I've been to Brougham. Yeah, you got to get out.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: I've already done Brum before.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 2: You should drive by the street that we crashed the
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 2: car on.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: I don't think I'm going to be doing much driving
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 1: out there, especially out to Brum. Isn't Brum like three
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: hours from London?
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 2: Hour and a half.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: Not with the traffic.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 2: No, there's no traffic. No one's going there.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: Eagles traffic.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, true.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 2: People fleeing the city.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: Because the Eagles fans are taking over. That would be
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: funny to see an Eagles fans take like. philadelphians are
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: not prepared for the poshness of london no no it's
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: the most scumbaggish city and the most posh yeah yeah
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: was that your experience that it is or is that
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: overstated the poshness or is it more dudes like central.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 2: C i thought it was every time i've been to
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 2: england i've just been like it just feels like i'm
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 2: in america but like the cars are on the other
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 2: side of the street.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 5: I like london a lot I love it. I haven't
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 5: been in a long.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: Time, probably like 15 years or so.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you should go.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 5: Okay, I'll get right back on a plane.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you should go and you guys can watch the
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 2: Eagles lose together.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 1: I'm flying a Virgin.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 5: Oh, sick. That's supposed to be sick.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: I heard that it's the worst flying experience because it's
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: something called the coffin seats where your legs go out
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: like into the aisle. Oh, really? Yeah.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 5: It's bad?
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: I've heard that it's bad.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 2: I've heard Virgin's terrible.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: What? The seven The 797-9. I'm not sure what type
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 1: of plane it.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 2: Is, but it's a- 797?
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have thought. 787-9, perhaps?
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 5: Those planes always look like they're nightclubs. They got that
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 5: cool lighting and shit.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: It's the lighting.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. That looks great.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't have thought that was bad, dude.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 2: It's got a full bed. It had sheets on the bed.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 1: Look up Virgin Air coffin seats. Keep scrolling. That one. Yeah,
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 1: those ones. It's just like someone's kind of looking over
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: your shoulder.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: You're like offset a little bit.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 2: It's like a half. I mean, the flight to London
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 2: is honestly pretty short.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 5: I had doors on my Japan Air, also on my
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 5: Delta flight. Dude, I'll say that the Delta flight home
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 5: was pretty damn good.
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 2: Was it better than the Japan Air?
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 5: It wasn't far off.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 5: I mean, Delta One is great. When you get the
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 5: big Delta One flight.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 5: The big, like 12, the same one I had going
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 5: to New Zealand. Yeah. Those huge ones, the biggest plane
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 5: they have, that Delta 1C is as good as it gets.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's great.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 1: I'm taking a non-overnight flight, so I'm taking a day flight.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 1: I'm taking a flight at 8 in the morning, and
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: I land at 8 at night.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 5: That's awesome.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 1: You think it is?
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 5: Awesome.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 2: I think that's great, yeah.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 5: That's so nice.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 2: You'll get tired. I mean, just don't sleep on the flight.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: But it'll be fun to sleep on that flight. But
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 1: I'll get there, they'll have a cheeky pint.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, get a couple of pines crashed.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 1: Have some nandos.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds pretty ideal, to be honest. I think
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 2: we got there at like 1 p.m.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 1: That sucks.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 1: And you flew overnight?
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 1: You flew at like, what, midnight and got there at
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 1: like 1.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 2: P.m.? Something like that. Something weird. We were there in
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 2: the middle of the day, and then you got to
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 2: do shit. You're not trying to be driving around and
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 2: doing shit.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 1: I ain't driving. I'm not touching a fucking car. No.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 1: I'm just going to be going to gardens. Just going
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 1: from one garden to another.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Gotta hit them all.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 1: It's going to be sick. How was Boston? What'd you
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 1: do up there? Good.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 2: I wasn't in Boston. I was back in Mass, south
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 2: of Boston, of course. And it was good. I got
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 2: to meet my cousin's baby, which was nice.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 1: Good dude.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 2: Girl. I held the baby. It fell through my arms. Uh,
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 2: not actually, but like I haven't, I haven't held a baby.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 5: Wait, honestly, this is your sister's baby.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 2: My cousins.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 2: Um, my first cousin once removed.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 1: You dropped a baby.
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 5: When did your cousin have a child?
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 2: Uh, like a couple months ago.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 5: I didn't even know she was married. Yup.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 2: Well, you don't really know anything about my cousin. You
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 2: don't share.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 1: You've been keeping this information.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know anything about your cousins.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 5: I thought your sister got married.
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 2: She did.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 5: When did that happen?
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 2: Last year.
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 5: And she's had a kid?
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 5: You don't want to talk about it?
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 2: There's nothing to talk about if she hasn't had a kid.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 2: But my cousin had a kid and I got to-
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 2: Will you tell me when you're an uncle so we
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 2: can bond over that? Yeah, obviously I would tell you
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 2: guys if my sister had a kid.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 5: You don't tell us anything about your family.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 2: There's been nothing to tell. What was I going to just,
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 2: hey guys, just want to.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 5: Give you guys an update. Your sister got married and
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 5: you never told us. We found out months later. That's
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 5: not true at all. Because you were like, I went
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 5: back to her. That's not true at all. Hang out
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 5: with her husband.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what? No, they put the baby, like I
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 2: had my arms like this and they put the baby like,
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 2: here and like the baby's head was here and it
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 2: just went right through my arm right onto my lap
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 2: didn't even get the punch out like immediately i'm just
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 2: standing the peanut punch the baby's head is below my
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 2: arm where the body is and i'm like well that
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 2: definitely isn't supposed to happen.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 1: You know that a baby doesn't like rest on you
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 1: like you're a shelf like you have to actually.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 2: Hold it yeah i learned that.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 1: You thought it was just gonna teeter on you like.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 2: And then my mom like fixed the baby's head And
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 2: then she started crying immediately. The baby. The baby did. Oh.
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 2: And then I was removed from holding the baby.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 5: That was it?
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 2: That was it. I held it for probably five seconds. Good.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 5: Good. I'm happy.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 2: Good hold, though. It was a solid hold.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 1: Girls have like a weird obsession with seeing a guy
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 1: hold a baby. They're like, do you want to hold it?
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, they're just obsessed with babies.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 5: Should he hold it?
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 1: They love babies, but like.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure my mom and my grandma and like
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 2: her sisters, like I'm pretty sure they just go over
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 2: every day and just pass around the baby for like
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 2: six hours.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 1: A dream baby rotation.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. They literally just stand there just passing the
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 2: baby around.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 5: Hmm.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 1: That is nice. I enjoy holding a baby, but I
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 1: do baby rotation.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 5: My grandma's obsessed with a baby.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 2: My grandma, they'd be like, oh, the baby's smiling, and
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 2: she's getting up from across the room, jogging over to
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 2: see the baby smile.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 1: They love that shit.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 2: They love it.
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 1: It is a uniquely energizing experience.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 5: Oh, definitely.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 2: Definitely.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 1: It's as good as Phoenix.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 8: It's a little bit worse than Phoenix.
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 5: You ever see a new mother's camera roll?
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. It's all baby.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 5: Four million photos of baby doing everything.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 2: You take a photo of all of it.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 1: Just flopping around. They are floppy. Oh, very.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 2: I didn't expect them to be that floppy.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 1: Because sometimes you'll be holding them and then their head
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 1: will just be.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 2: Like, that's literally that's literally what happened yeah.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 1: Fuck i didn't really did i just give you whiplash.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah you really don't it's a little scary.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 1: It's like when you fall asleep on like an airplane
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 1: or something like that.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah it's like it's it's it's definitely uh scary holding
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 2: someone else's baby.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 1: You have to keep their head you have to keep
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 1: their head erect oh yeah.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 5: Was there any part of you uh after holding the
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 5: baby that thought i want one of these i want
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 5: to have a baby someday.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, I have no idea, but yeah, maybe.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 1: I'm about to have a niece any day now. Really? Yeah.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 1: That's great. About to have a niece, yeah. I'm pretty
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 1: excited about it.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 5: That's fantastic. This is your sister's baby?
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 1: My wife's sister's baby. So she already has a son.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 2: First niece once removed.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 1: This will be my first niece once removed.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 5: Let's remove that niece at least one time.
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 1: This is a pure niece, but I don't understand cousins
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 1: and removals. Because your uncle's people will be like your
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 1: uncle's kids.
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 2: Removed means through marriage.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, does it?
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so like... Here we go.
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 2: I'm in enemy waters. It's really confusing.
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 5: My understanding before... Can I guess, Tyler, before you confirm this?
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 5: I think that once removed, right? So your.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 2: My cousin's baby is the first cousin once removed.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, your wife's brother or sister.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 7: My wife's sister.
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 5: If they have a cousin. If your wife's sister's husband
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 5: has a cousin, that would be a cousin of yours
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 5: once removed. Because it's through a marriage.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 1: Let's check that. And actually, I need the visual. I
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 1: need the image of it.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 5: I'm completely wrong.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 2: I love it. It says generations. Right?
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 5: That's what it said.
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 1: The removal is the generation, yeah.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 5: Okay, I thought it was marriage.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 1: So your second cousin is like your fucking... I don't.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 5: Think that's helping. Can we get it written in English?
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 5: Go back.
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 2: What did it say there? That made total sense.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 5: Once removed means there's a one generation difference between two
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 5: family members who are in different generations.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 1: See, my ass is visual.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 2: Great-grandparent. Yeah, wait, so that makes sense. But wait, great
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 2: uncle or great aunt? Wait, so what if my first
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 2: cousin once removed has a child? Then what would that
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 2: cousin be? Dude. Would that be my second cousin once removed?
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 2: I got it completely wrong. Or that's only if it's
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 2: your great aunt or great uncle?
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 1: Or it could be first cousin twice removed. Or you
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 1: can also have second cousin twice removed.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 2: Interesting.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 5: All I know is that if it's removed twice, you
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 5: can have sex with it.
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, it is.
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 5: You were right. And the child will not be a problem.
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 2: If it's removed twice? Yes.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 5: It's not incest.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 1: That's how the Roosevelt's got away with it. Yeah.
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 5: Twice removed, you're clear.
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 2: That's good to know. The chance of. That's because in Iceland,
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 2: like everyone is second.
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah. By the way, yesterday I did my all time
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 5: best good deed.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 5: I think ever. For visibility, credit, and also for goodness
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 5: of act.
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 2: Love that. What did you do?
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 1: It satisfied all the categories?
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 5: It was just- It's very rare. It was full credit
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 5: to me and full credit to society.
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 2: Love that.
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 5: I was at LaGuardia.
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 2: I landed.
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 5: It was at the baggage claim because I had checked
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 5: a bag filled with wires. shit from whatever anyway um
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 5: i got there was there was a very old couple
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 5: waiting for their bags very old yeah frail frail and
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 5: the husband the wife was getting the bags off the
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 5: belt um and her bags were coming out and she
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 5: had two of them and she went to grab the
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 5: first one and i was like oh i'll help you
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 5: and she's like i got it i got it thank
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 5: you though she grabbed them but it was like you know,
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 5: hard for her. And I was like, I could have
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 5: done that.
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 5: And I was like, I was like, good, good. I
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 5: said something like, you know, good work. That looked, those were,
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 5: those were, she grabbed them both at the same time.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 5: They came out at the same time and I was like,
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 5: good work. She was like, thank you. And then her husband,
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 5: where I was like, why didn't he fucking help her?
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 5: His shoe was untied. Oh. And I went, I went, oh,
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 5: heads up on your, heads up on your shoe there.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 5: And he looked at me and he was like, ah.
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 5: And she looked at me and she goes, as you know,
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 5: like he's retarded.
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 5: At this point.
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 2: Tell him you didn't tie his shoe.
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 5: He's just retarded. And so I tied his shoe.
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 5: I went, I got it. And because she was like
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 5: dealing with the bags and I got down on my
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 5: knee and tied his shoe.
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 2: That's insane.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 1: Double knot?
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 5: Loop, swoop, pull. I tied his shoe for him.
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 2: That's genuinely insane.
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 1: Imagine if you caught Francis doing that. Genuflecting at the
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 1: altar of age.
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 2: What time were you at LaGuardia?
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 5: And by the way, the fact that all the people-
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 5: waiting for their bags did not simultaneously break out into applause.
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 5: Just goes to show how far our values have eroded.
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 5: Because they probably thought it.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 2: Was like you were like his grandson or something. Come on, man.
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 2: Either way. Tying his shoe.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 1: Either way. Did a lot of people see you? Were
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 1: you centrally located?
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 2: Enough people.
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 5: We were right at the spout. Yeah, we were right
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 5: at the spout.
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, nice.
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 5: And I'll tell you what, dude. Whatever happened to like,
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 5: you know, worshiping our heroes.
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 1: The greatest generation.
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 5: We used to build shrines.
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 2: We've been pretty shrine-less. There's just no one to worship.
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 1: They're tearing them down.
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 2: Where are the shrines?
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 5: When was the last time we built a shrine? Who
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 5: were we building? Kobe's got a shrine.
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 1: That's fair. Nick Foles got one after the Philly special.
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 5: Kobe's got a shrine at the Staples Center.
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 2: Brady's got one.
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 5: Brady got a shrine. It's just athletes.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 1: It's only sports heroes. Yeah, everybody else has had their
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 1: shrines taken down. because they were slavers.
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah right you know guy you write one blog about
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 5: a dead girl and all of a sudden you don't
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 5: get your shrine yeah because the south doesn't.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 2: Like it yeah you probably wouldn't have known that you
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 2: lost your shrine then no no that's.
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 1: The it is nice to to die thinking your shrine
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 1: is still.
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah you either.
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 5: Live long enough to see yourself become the yeah.
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 1: See a shrine get torn down. A hero could be.
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 5: Anyone, even a young guy tying the shoe of a
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 5: guy who's not his grandfather.
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 1: Or Christopher Columbus.
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 2: I had a flight yesterday from Boston. Wait, Harry, can
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 2: I just, before you say that. Of course.
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 5: That quote of a hero can be anybody, even someone
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 5: putting a coat around the shoulders of a boy to
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 5: let him know the world hasn't ended.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 5: You never saw Batman Begins.
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 2: No, no.
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 5: So, do you even know what that quote means? I mean,
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 5: I thought I did. Dude, this hit me like a
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 5: ton of bricks in the middle of, like, the night.
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 5: There are so many moments in both The Dark Knight
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 5: and The Dark Knight Rises that refer... To the first movie,
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 5: which you never saw, and you love the others.
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 2: How can you deal with that? I guess I must
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 2: have just assumed that I understood the references, and I don't.
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 2: Because I have no idea.
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 5: Gordon comforts Bruce Wayne after his parents are killed.
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 2: But don't they show that in The Dark Knight? Briefly.
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 5: You wouldn't have.
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 2: No, I think I do. I think I did remember.
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 5: I don't know, hairball.
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 2: Because I... do feel like they provide a lot of
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 2: context so that you don't have to watch the shitty
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 2: first one.
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 5: It's not shitty all right sorry you were saying you
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 5: were um i was just.
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 2: Gonna add a flight from boston yesterday so i might
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 2: have what time did you get to the airport to
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 2: la guardia.
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 5: 6 30 p.m oh never mind not even close i
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 5: was there like one i missed my flight yesterday you
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 5: did yeah.
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 1: How?
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, so I woke up, I set my alarm
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 2: for 8.20, and then I woke up, or no, I
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 2: set my alarm for 8, and then I woke up,
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 2: and I was like, I don't got to be up
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 2: for like 20 minutes. So I set it again for 8.20,
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 2: never went off. And then my mom woke me up
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 2: at 9.15.
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 1: So it's your alarm's fault. Your alarm didn't go off.
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 2: No, it was my fault, and it was my Uber
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 2: driver's fault.
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 1: You didn't set the alarm.
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 1: No, you didn't.
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 2: I did. I showed it to my mom. I said, look,
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 2: it's set.
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 1: There's no way that you set your alarm and the
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 1: iPhone malfunctioned. You set the alarm and it didn't go off.
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 2: That happens quite often.
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah. The most basic piece of technology they
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 1: have just doesn't work. Everything else works. They connect to
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 1: a satellite within milliseconds, but they couldn't get your alarm right.
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 2: You don't know shit. You don't know shit about tech.
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 1: It's somebody else's fault.
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 2: You don't know shit about technology.
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 1: My alarm didn't go off.
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 2: Nothing.
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 1: Did you tell that to the gate agents? I'm sure
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 1: they would have held the plane for you.
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 5: Well, no.
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 2: Where I was going with the story was... So I
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 2: set the alarm, doesn't go off, whatever. Then I get
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 2: an Uber. Has this ever happened to you guys where
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 2: you get an Uber? And the Uber... I mean, obviously,
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 2: I'm in the suburbs of Massachusetts, so I'm not expecting
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 2: it to be like a one-minute Uber, but I'm getting
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 2: one that's 20 minutes away. And I know there's Ubers
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 2: that are closer, so I cancel. And then I get
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 2: a new one. Same person accepts it. And then I'm going...
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 2: I canceled like five times, and the same person kept
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 2: on taking the drive. I just had to wait.
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 1: So you had to get that person?
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 2: So I had to get that person, and then I
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 2: missed my.
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 1: That's a time when I bump up, I'll go to-
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 1: I think I was already there. Black.
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 2: I don't think we even had that as an option.
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 5: Deluxbury?
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, it's not like- Everything's black out there.
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 1: It's all black.
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 5: It's all black.
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 1: It's all black.
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 2: It's actually all. It's actually almost all white. But.
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 5: But.
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 2: Beat you to it. I beat you to it.
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 1: He did.
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 2: I didn't even hear. I didn't even hear because I was.
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 1: Tie his shoe.
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 2: Tie his shoe. I was actively saying it. But anyways.
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 2: So I'm in the Uber and I, this is my
• 1:54:33
  Speaker 2: least favorite feeling when I'm like, I know I'm going
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 2: to miss the flight. So I'm looking at other flights
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, those flights are filling up. And then
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 2: I get on and I'm like, finally get to a
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 2: point where I'm like, okay, there's literally no chance I'm
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 2: going to make this flight. It was an 11 AM flight.
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 2: I got to the airport at 10 50.
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 1: Oh my.
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, yeah.
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 1: So, right.
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 2: So I changed my flight. I changed it in the
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 2: car to, The 12 p.m. They got one every hour.
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, all right, it's not, I'm pretty much
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 2: on time for the 12 p.m. Like, this isn't that bad.
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 2: And then I get through security. They're still boarding the 11.
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 2: They were only on zone three.
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 1: Did you go back to the 11?
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 2: I couldn't.
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 5: It was sold out.
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 1: But did you, so you got rid of your ticket?
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 2: I got rid of my ticket. I had no choice.
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 2: I had to change my flight.
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 1: You had to change.
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 1: But you were on the 12th.
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 2: I was on the 12th. So it wasn't that big
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 2: of a deal, but I could have made the 11.
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 2: Isn't that brutal? Imagine if that was like a flight like.
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 1: Like my London flight where it's like there's an 8
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 1: o'clock and then there's not one until 3 o'clock.
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 2: Like I change and then you get... Like seeing them boarding,
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 2: I was like, you got to be fucking kidding me. Yeah.
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 2: No email, nothing.
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 1: That would have made me sick to my stomach.
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 2: I was fine though. Like I said, I was literally,
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 2: I was just on time. I waited for like 15
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 2: minutes for the noon flight.
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's very nice.
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 3: Hmm.
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 1: That does have me spooked about missing this flight to London, though.
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 2: That was my first miss in a minute. Felt good.
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 2: Love getting one.
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 5: I haven't missed a flight. I don't know when the
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 5: last time was.
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 2: The last time I missed one before that was when
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 2: we were all going to Chicago. And I missed it
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 2: while they were still boarding again, but the lady wouldn't
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 2: let me board.
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 5: All of us did?
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 2: When we were all going? Yeah, for something.
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 1: Because your alarm didn't go off. Because your alarm was broken.
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 2: Well, my phone is actually fucking destroyed.
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 1: My phone has been acting up, too. The planned obsolescence
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 1: is kicking in.
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's because they just put out a new iPhone
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 2: that has the longest battery life that they've ever had,
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 2: so they want everyone to buy it. Yeah, my battery
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 2: life is a disaster.
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 1: My battery life is plummeting, and every time I try
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 1: to look up one of my contacts, it just isn't there.
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, no. Bro, what is that about? The searching on settings,
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 2: there's never any results.
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 5: It only works if I put it in someone's last name.
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 5: If I put it in first name, it doesn't work.
• 1:56:49
  Speaker 1: But if I go through my recent text messages, it's
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 1: like I never texted anyone before.
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 5: Couldn't agree more.
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 1: But if I go through contacts... Yeah, the.
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 5: Software is completely fucked. What the fuck is going on?
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 2: iOS is buggy as all hell. What can you do?
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 2: I actually had a great weekend, though, because I just
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 2: hung out with my family all day, and then they
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 2: all go to bed at like 8 p.m. So then
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 2: I would just play video games all night just at
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 2: my parents' house in the living room. There's a whole
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 2: house of food and snacks.
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 5: That is good.
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 1: It was great.
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 5: That's nice.
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 2: It was a little blast from the past.
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 5: That's kind of like me in the pool house. Yeah,
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 5: it felt like that.
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 1: What kind of snacks are your parents packing?
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 2: Swiss rolls.
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 5: What's that?
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 2: All right, we're going to end it there. Let's wrap
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 2: it up there.
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 5: I don't know what those are.
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 2: Swiss rolls. You guys don't know what Swiss rolls are?
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 1: Like honey buns.
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 2: They're like similar, but no, it's more on the.
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 5: Oh, they're like a hostess type. Yeah.
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 2: Wow. Took down a Swiss roll late.
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 1: Nice. Is that a single count or are there two
• 1:57:49
  Speaker 1: in a pack?
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 4: Two.
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 2: Come on now.
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 5: My hotel every morning put out a big branch of
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 5: fresh grapes.
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 2: Every day. Oh, wow.
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 1: At your room?
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 2: In my room.
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 5: Every room.
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 2: It's a lot of grapes.
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 5: I ate the whole thing. It was a lot of grapes.
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:58:05
  Speaker 5: And they were huge grapes.
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:58:07
  Speaker 2: I didn't realize how many sizes to grapes there were.
• 1:58:09
  Speaker 2: Have you seen the long ones? They got long grapes now.
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 2: Long grapes? Yeah. No. They're almost like a pencil. Oh, no. Yeah.
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 2: Look at these things. Long grapes.
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 1: Penis grapes.
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy?
• 1:58:22
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 1: Very phallic. Moondrops.
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 2: That's what people call them. Oh, cool. Good. Or sweet sapphires,
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 2: if that's That's kind of the more.
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 1: I got some blueberries recently, organic blueberries.
• 1:58:33
  Speaker 2: No one wants to hear about your blueberries.
• 1:58:35
  Speaker 1: They were huge. Hear me out.
• 1:58:37
  Speaker 5: I'm okay with the blueberry talk.
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 1: They were planetary. They were so big, but they were organic.
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 1: My wife throws them right in the trash. She's like,
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 1: these aren't organic. They cannot be growing that big if
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 1: they're organic. And then I checked the blueberries this morning.
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 1: They're like fucking microbeads. She just had little fucking raindrop blueberries.
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, those are the wild ones, probably.
• 1:58:59
  Speaker 2: Wild.
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 1: The tiniest blueberries you've ever seen.
• 1:59:01
  Speaker 5: That's what we're known for in Maine. The Maine wild blueberries.
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 5: People think our big export. I'm sorry?
• 1:59:07
  Speaker 2: Big or small? Tiny. Little deer droppings. I like the
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 2: big ones. Like, look at that. Oh, my God. Those
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 2: are tennis balls.
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 5: Those are big.
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 1: Holy shit. She had some tennis balls, but they were organic.
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 2: Holy shit. Those are literally like the pool balls.
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You could like skip one of those on the lake.
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 2: I would love that. Imagine eating a blueberry like an apple.
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 1: Sounds like everyone wants to hear about the blueberries. Sounds
• 1:59:28
  Speaker 1: like the blueberries are the most.
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 2: Tyler pulled up a great photo of the blueberries.
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 1: Because you need a visual aid. You need a picture
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 1: book to understand what's going on in the story.
• 1:59:38
  Speaker 2: He literally just saved the episode.
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 1: Look at this.
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 5: You get Harry one good present and he turns all
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 5: his ire away from me to you. Normally, he and
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 5: I are arguing like this, but I got him a
• 1:59:48
  Speaker 5: good present.
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, I've never seen blueberries like that.
• 1:59:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what we were working with.
• 1:59:53
  Speaker 5: There was a children's book I read growing up called
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 5: Blueberries for Sal.
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I've read that. You read that? Yeah.
• 1:59:59
  Speaker 5: That was the one that really put me on to
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 5: how Maine is famous for our blueberries. Sal?
• 2:00:03
  Speaker 2: I used to read that all the time.
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. The Impractical Joker?
• 2:00:05
  Speaker 2: It's a great book. Volcano?
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he wrote it.
• 2:00:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 2: There's a bunch of these. My grandparents used to have
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 2: all of them.
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 5: Sal, as the protagonist?
• 2:00:15
  Speaker 2: I think so, yeah.
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 1: Did you get any presents for the little baby that
• 2:00:18
  Speaker 1: you held?
• 2:00:18
  Speaker 5: Did she just eat other fruits and stuff? Maybe Sal's
• 2:00:21
  Speaker 5: a guy.
• 2:00:23
  Speaker 1: Did you buy any presents for the baby?
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 6: No.
• 2:00:28
  Speaker 1: Your bad uncle?
• 2:00:29
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm not an uncle.
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 1: Once removed. You should have got something for them.
• 2:00:35
  Speaker 2: Maybe there aren't a bunch of them. Maybe we just
• 2:00:37
  Speaker 2: had multiple copies of it.
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 5: I'm not seeing too many other fruits for Sal. I
• 2:00:47
  Speaker 5: think there'd be apples for Sal based on what you said.
• 2:00:53
  Speaker 5: Miss Rumpheus was the other one I loved. The Lupin Lady.
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 1: See, I don't know any of these bitches.
• 2:01:00
  Speaker 2: Howling the Purple Cran. It's a classic. I think you
• 2:01:02
  Speaker 2: come to learn that children's books are a bit regional maybe.
• 2:01:07
  Speaker 1: What did you guys have um good night moon.
• 2:01:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah of course see those are the bangers though
• 2:01:12
  Speaker 7: yeah hungry caterpillar caterpillar we.
• 2:01:15
  Speaker 2: Never really even read those ones they were a little
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 2: too mainstream you're you're blueberries.
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 5: For an indie book children's yeah.
• 2:01:21
  Speaker 2: Harold and the purple crayon blueberries for.
• 2:01:23
  Speaker 1: Sale yeah what lessons were you learning.
• 2:01:26
  Speaker 2: Sal and hobbes oh that's what i was thinking of
• 2:01:29
  Speaker 2: calvin and salvin and salvin and hobbes.
• 2:01:35
  Speaker 1: Calvin and Hobbes was great. That shit was genuinely funny.
• 2:01:38
  Speaker 5: So good.
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 2: Calvin and Hobbes was so good. It really was. Banging.
• 2:01:43
  Speaker 1: They were buddies too. Fuck, maybe that's what my kids
• 2:01:45
  Speaker 1: should be for Halloween.
• 2:01:46
  Speaker 5: The one thing about Calvin and Hobbes that was odd
• 2:01:48
  Speaker 5: was that everyone's in a while. What was the guy,
• 2:01:52
  Speaker 5: Bill Watterson? Yeah, he'd throw like a strip in that
• 2:01:58
  Speaker 5: was just like pure philosophy.
• 2:02:00
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 2:02:01
  Speaker 5: It would usually be one where they would be racing
• 2:02:03
  Speaker 5: down the hill on the wagon. And it was like
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 5: way over my head as a seven-year-old.
• 2:02:11
  Speaker 2: Or like a nine-year-old.
• 2:02:12
  Speaker 5: I couldn't understand what the fuck was going on. I
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 5: guess that's the point, though, is that he made it
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 5: for all ages.
• 2:02:19
  Speaker 1: Know what I pray for?
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 2: What?
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 1: The strength to change what I can, the inability to
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 1: accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
• 2:02:27
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's great. That's the flip on the famous....
• 2:02:31
  Speaker 1: You should lead an interesting life. Oh, I already do. Fuck,
• 2:02:34
  Speaker 1: that's nice.
• 2:02:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a lot of existentialism, which I just remember
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 5: reading it and being like, well, I have no idea
• 2:02:42
  Speaker 5: what's going on. And then it'd be like, all right,
• 2:02:44
  Speaker 5: now there's monsters under the bed again. Phew.
• 2:02:47
  Speaker 1: They're racing again. Yeah. Perfect.
• 2:02:49
  Speaker 5: He's being tackled out the door. Thank God.
• 2:02:51
  Speaker 2: It is really good.
• 2:02:53
  Speaker 5: It's really good.
• 2:02:54
  Speaker 2: The dad and the.
• 2:02:54
  Speaker 5: Parents were very funny. The dad was hysterical.
• 2:02:59
  Speaker 2: I used to have like the big books.
• 2:03:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the anthology ones. Yeah, those were awesome.
• 2:03:02
  Speaker 2: Those are great.
• 2:03:02
  Speaker 1: Did you watch Caillou growing up?
• 2:03:04
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 1: Caillou is the whiniest little bitch I've ever heard in
• 2:03:08
  Speaker 1: my life.
• 2:03:09
  Speaker 2: We didn't really watch it long.
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 1: Mommy, why can't I play with the toy? Bro, this
• 2:03:14
  Speaker 1: is teaching kids to be bitches.
• 2:03:16
  Speaker 5: I didn't know this.
• 2:03:17
  Speaker 1: There's like a channel of Caillou that's like, somehow my
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 1: kids can fucking like, it's just what's on the. TV,
• 2:03:25
  Speaker 1: like you could just turn it on. It's all Caillou
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 1: all day. And it's just this little whiny kid.
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we got to a point where when Caillou came on,
• 2:03:33
  Speaker 2: we changed the channel. Like me and my sisters were like,
• 2:03:35
  Speaker 2: get this shit off.
• 2:03:37
  Speaker 1: Mom, I want to play. It's like teaching the worst
• 2:03:43
  Speaker 1: tone and perspective to have for children everywhere.
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 5: Bluey's the thing now for everybody. My nieces and nephew.
• 2:03:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Paw Patrol as well.
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 5: They've they've moved off Paw Patrol in favor of Bluey.
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 2:03:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:04:00
  Speaker 1: You got to see if they're on to their ACAB. Yeah.
• 2:04:04
  Speaker 1: It's either your Paw Patrol or your Miss Rachel.
• 2:04:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:04:06
  Speaker 1: You can go either side of the political spectrum. Have
• 2:04:09
  Speaker 1: you guys have you had any kids in your life
• 2:04:11
  Speaker 1: put you on to Danny Go?
• 2:04:14
  Speaker 2: No.
• 2:04:14
  Speaker 1: This guy's a fucking wild man. This guy goes so
• 2:04:18
  Speaker 1: fucking hard in the paint. Oh, it looks like sensory overstimulation.
• 2:04:23
  Speaker 1: Like he'll have your kids drooling, just like maybe having
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 1: a seizure. Honestly, like there's so much going on on
• 2:04:31
  Speaker 1: a Danny go. Freak. Very simple.
• 2:04:34
  Speaker 2: Danny's a freak.
• 2:04:35
  Speaker 1: Don't say that, bro.
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 2: I can tell just from the photo.
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 1: He's for the kids.
• 2:04:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 1: Bro, watch your pick your next words carefully.
• 2:04:43
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 2: Let's wrap this up.
• 2:04:48
  Speaker 1: Let's wrap this shit up. We have multiple shows this week.
• 2:04:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:04:50
  Speaker 2: I think we just went for like two hours.
• 2:04:52
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.
• 2:04:53
  Speaker 5: I mean, I talked 90% of it.
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 2:04:58
  Speaker 2: We will see you guys on Thursday. Thank you. Goodbye.