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White Russians | Son of a Boy Dad #290 · Son of a Boy Dad

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Speaker 6: Hey, what's going on there?
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Speaker 1: Pal?
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Speaker 7: We saw you in the hockey game.
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Speaker 4: Mark.
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Speaker 7: I know you, guys.
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Speaker 1: I'm Ryan Whitney.
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Speaker 7: I got a drink named after me, Pink Whitney. That's
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Speaker 7: what I thought. See it fellas I invented the thing
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Speaker 7: you pigeoned Pink Whitney for legendary moments. Ah righty are
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Speaker 7: we all waiting to see if it's gonna come up?
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Speaker 4: It's not moving right, It is just.
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Speaker 7: Moving very slow.
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Speaker 4: What I think?
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Speaker 7: It's set to a wider It's set to a wider
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Speaker 7: screen so that it's not.
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Speaker 1: Said at the edge. There it is.
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Speaker 7: There we go.
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Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I see little little mental Yeah, all right,
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Speaker 9: welcome back to the podcast.
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Speaker 1: But why is this blanket in here?
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Speaker 7: I don't know, but you look quite comfortable.
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Speaker 1: It smells, has a smell to it.
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Speaker 7: Why are you wearing it around your shoulders?
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Speaker 1: I didn't smell it until it was out around, until
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Speaker 1: I was shrouded in this blanket.
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Speaker 7: Smelly, blankets, brutal.
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Speaker 4: Every time you guys start the podcast while I'm playing chess,
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Speaker 4: I lose. I just want to say that.
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Speaker 7: Stop playing chess minutes before we start the podcast.
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Speaker 4: I never know when we're going to start the episode.
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Speaker 4: You guys are always out.
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Speaker 7: You know, I'm not playing seduku over here.
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Speaker 4: Doing Willy Neely's stuff.
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Speaker 7: Playing foraging words with friends over here. Brother diarrhea every time.
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Speaker 7: I don't ever have diarrhea here. I have occasionally you
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Speaker 7: tell us that you do.
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Speaker 1: Wait, that was crazy. In the same sentence, you just
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Speaker 1: refuted your own claim.
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Speaker 4: He does that a lot. If you if you pay
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Speaker 4: tensions a certain assertion, and then if you let it,
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Speaker 4: you know, unravel long enough, he walks it back and
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Speaker 4: says the opposite.
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Speaker 1: Walk it back in real time.
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Speaker 4: I have a good uh.
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Speaker 7: So I went fly fishing this weekend and I caught
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Speaker 7: ten fish ten fish and.
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Speaker 4: Fish to fish red fish, bluefish.
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Speaker 7: And we talked about a little bit on the other episode,
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Speaker 7: but I got to use patrons beautiful rod, I mean
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Speaker 7: just unbelievably billy Billy's.
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Speaker 4: But I.
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Speaker 7: Fell multiple times while fishing, and I do commonly drinking. No,
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Speaker 7: I slip.
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Speaker 1: His inner ear has always been fucked.
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Speaker 7: Because I'm in the the river that I fish is uh,
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Speaker 7: it's like notoriously rocky. You're constantly walking on slippery rocks,
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Speaker 7: and I think I gotta get like studs from my
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Speaker 7: boots or something because I'm taking falls that I'm like,
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Speaker 7: one of these is gonna be bad.
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Speaker 4: You're gonna wear crampons underwater. We got let's get you
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Speaker 4: some waterproof cramp on.
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Speaker 7: I think people put studs on their boots. I don't
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Speaker 7: think they're necessarily cramp on.
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Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. I'm gonna t say something right now.
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Speaker 4: There are no studs that are gonna help underwater like that.
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Speaker 7: Dude. I fail. When I had while I had a
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Speaker 7: fish hooked and then I got up and it was
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Speaker 7: still hooked.
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Speaker 4: That's pretty baller.
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Speaker 7: It was pretty sick. I just maintained that tight line, damn,
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Speaker 7: because I was fishing barblous because as you guys know
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Speaker 7: in Washington, that guy made me pinch all my barbs. Yeah,
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Speaker 7: I tried to find the footage of that. By the way,
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Speaker 7: it's like, you gotta like call the office.
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Speaker 1: You should, Yeah, you have to do the Freedom of
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Speaker 1: Information should fill out forms to fill out.
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Speaker 7: I thought it was just gonna be like on like
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Speaker 7: a database somewhere that I could just download the video.
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Speaker 1: He thought that all of them are already published, every
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Speaker 1: police encounter.
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Speaker 7: Well, I think they technically are all public their public record. Yeah,
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Speaker 7: you have to have a reason as to why you
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Speaker 7: want them. And I can be like, I'm the guy
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Speaker 7: in the video.
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Speaker 1: There's a discrepancy in your account from THEIRS, unfair warning
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Speaker 1: or something like that.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, but I don't want to give that guy a
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Speaker 7: hard time. He was nice.
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Speaker 1: Well, he's not gonna give him hard time. You're just
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Speaker 1: gonna get the information released to you.
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Speaker 7: But it's probably gonna be like, why are they pulling
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Speaker 7: tapes from my footage? Am I doing something wrong?
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Speaker 1: You could take away his qualified immunity.
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Speaker 7: Well, yeah, I don't want to give that guy. I'm
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Speaker 7: not gonna I don't want to make that guy's life
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Speaker 7: any harder.
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Speaker 1: I don't think it would. But uh, it's nice. It's
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Speaker 1: nice that you kept that fish on the line. It's
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Speaker 1: like that video. Have you ever seen the video? I
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Speaker 1: think it's like a Houston Astros fan or something something
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Speaker 1: gets knocked out in one of those stadium concourse brawls.
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Speaker 1: But he holds up his twenty four ounce beer as
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Speaker 1: he's knocked out.
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Speaker 7: The entire I've seen that classic great video. Yeah, it
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Speaker 7: was good, but I mean nasty falls and.
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Speaker 1: Uh, where'd you land on? What part of your body?
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Speaker 7: My knee? Oh and then my shein fell forward, same
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Speaker 7: leg both.
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Speaker 1: Times better than your right though.
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Speaker 7: Ei, there's a leak in my waiters from falling. Got
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Speaker 7: out of the got out of the got out of
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Speaker 7: the got back to the car to take off my waiters.
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Speaker 7: My right leg is just sopping wet. Everything else is dry,
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Speaker 7: but my right leg is soaked.
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Speaker 4: You're gonna any new ones?
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Speaker 7: No, I'll patrimon.
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Speaker 1: Did you have a picture of it, of the fall?
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Speaker 4: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: So how do we even know what happens?
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Speaker 4: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: I mean, how do we know that you even fell
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Speaker 1: at all?
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Speaker 4: It's vide fell in the water like that. They'd probably
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Speaker 4: have that.
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Speaker 7: Well, I can show you, guys. I was very deep
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Speaker 7: in water.
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Speaker 4: Deeper than I was when we.
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Speaker 7: Fish around that if you guys told me, I was like,
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Speaker 7: I was up to my.
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Speaker 1: I thought when you guys fish for Kobe, here's a
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Speaker 1: good photo. Why are you pointing at like a TV remote?
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Speaker 7: And I wanted to make the same face as the fish,
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Speaker 7: But I am pretty deep, Like that's deep waters. Why
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Speaker 7: do you ever fall in that? You're fuck?
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Speaker 1: Why don't you ever publish these? I don't know, because
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Speaker 1: if I took a picture like that, it'd be If
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Speaker 1: I had a picture of me with the fish like that,
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Speaker 1: it'd be on Instagram immediately.
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Speaker 7: Look at that one. Look at that bird, beautiful.
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Speaker 4: Bird that actually is that's why is that not one
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Speaker 4: of the best fish you've ever caught.
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Speaker 7: It wasn't that big.
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Speaker 4: That looks pretty big to me by by your standards.
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Speaker 7: I think that's big just because of the camera angle,
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Speaker 7: because I'm holding it up in front of the camera
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Speaker 7: makes it look big. The one I caught in Washington
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Speaker 7: was way bigger than that.
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Speaker 1: But you were holding it close to your body. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: so we could get wide enough.
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Speaker 7: You didn't need because there's no need to hold it
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Speaker 7: close in.
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Speaker 1: The bat exactly, you got the fat barrel Yankee bat.
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Speaker 7: This one they already knew was a fucking beast.
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Speaker 1: We gotta go whitewater rafting.
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Speaker 7: Oh man, dude, it was nice though. It was such
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Speaker 7: good fishing. They must have just stocked the water because
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Speaker 7: opening day was April fifth.
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Speaker 1: Where are the fish before they stalk the water?
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Speaker 7: No, they're in like a pond or like a fucking.
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Speaker 4: There in a pond. Hotel lobbies in China.
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Speaker 7: Why are they in the lobby?
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Speaker 1: Decoration decorative corporate, corporate centers, the open pond in the
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Speaker 1: middle open fish lobbies made me.
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Speaker 7: Fired up to get out there this summer on a
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Speaker 7: nice like dude. The flex on this rod incredible. The
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Speaker 7: mend like I was able to mend the line just
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Speaker 7: like with a flick, just like that in the line.
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Speaker 1: Holy shit.
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Speaker 7: Fly fishing, I think does feel better when you catch
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Speaker 7: a fish than it does on a regular line, because
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Speaker 7: when you're when you catch a fish fly fishing, like
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Speaker 7: you set the hook and then it's like you feel
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Speaker 7: every movement of the fish underwater because you're holding the line.
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Speaker 4: It's my favorite.
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Speaker 7: You've never done it. We got to get you tight.
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Speaker 4: You think I've never caught a fish fly fishing, I do.
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Speaker 4: You're wrong?
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Speaker 7: When have you?
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Speaker 4: I was at a Glacier National Park, Oh, fly fishing,
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Speaker 4: and I caught one through the eye.
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Speaker 7: Really yeah, false set.
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Speaker 4: But I reeled it in false false hook, false front.
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Speaker 7: I've false hook to a lot of fish. Happens, Yeah,
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Speaker 7: but he bringing him in by the spine. I guess
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Speaker 7: this is a tough scene. Those are the ones that
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Speaker 7: you don't even take out of the water because I
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Speaker 7: didn't earn this.
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Speaker 1: You take a picture, watch the sail.
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Speaker 7: You're like because that because when you catch a fish
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Speaker 7: like that, you're like it. They fight way different, So
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Speaker 7: you can tell pretty easily because you're like, why does
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Speaker 7: this fish feel like it's thirty pounds? And then you
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Speaker 7: bring it in it's eight inch trout and you're like, oh,
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Speaker 7: because I hooked it by it's fucking fin right and
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Speaker 7: it's battling, flailing around.
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Speaker 1: Damn, I gotta fucking eat one of these fish that
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Speaker 1: you're catching. I know, I got to bring some of
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Speaker 1: them home because they're loan back with it.
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Speaker 7: Because that river, well, I could have been Washington. No,
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Speaker 7: the one in Washington was catching release only too.
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Speaker 4: How did Helen Keller learn to communicate?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.
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Speaker 7: I don't think she was communicating at all. She was
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Speaker 7: just like biting.
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Speaker 4: She wrote a book.
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Speaker 1: She wrote a book through bite marks. She like bit
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Speaker 1: brail into a.
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Speaker 7: She really bite. Did she really write the book?
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Speaker 1: She bit the book?
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Speaker 7: Did you have frances?
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Speaker 1: Did she bite the book or did she write them? All?
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Speaker 4: Right, I'm gonna say every letter of the alphabet bite
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Speaker 4: me when I hit the right one, Okay, b oh.
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Speaker 7: No, R I don't.
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Speaker 1: I mean it was Tommy Smoke's translating with Helen Keller.
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Speaker 7: The stories of Helen Keller make her seem like just
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Speaker 7: a problem, you know, like they had her just out
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Speaker 7: in a fucking box. They just had her in like
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Speaker 7: a shed and they were just like talking to ale
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Speaker 7: around and here.
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Speaker 1: What stories are you talking about?
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Speaker 7: We've talked about Helen Keller multiple times on the podcast,
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Speaker 7: and that's how it always goes. But even like when
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Speaker 7: I read those books, when I was like, I was
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Speaker 7: like ten, when you have to read all that shit, I.
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Speaker 1: Don't even I don't remember reading a book. I just
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Speaker 1: remember there being like tale of or we would learn
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Speaker 1: that about Helen Keller, a biting woman.
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Speaker 7: But I remember learning about it and being like, why,
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Speaker 7: what was the purpose of this?
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Speaker 4: She's remarkable. She's remarkable.
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Speaker 7: It's like some weird for her Nazi science that for
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Speaker 7: some reason we had this girl in like a just
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Speaker 7: a shed alone, just like throwing shit around all day,
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Speaker 7: trying to bite her way through the lock. And then
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Speaker 7: some lady would come by every day and like take notes.
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Speaker 1: No, this is what she's saying.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, this is what she does. She's in a good
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Speaker 7: mood right now.
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Speaker 4: She enjoyed the rais all.
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Speaker 7: Over her face. It's foam coming out of her mouth.
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Speaker 1: On either side.
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Speaker 4: You're the resident expert on Helen Keller.
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Speaker 7: I just don't believe she did.
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Speaker 4: Do you think it was a conspiracy?
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Speaker 7: I think it was like they someone else wrote the
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Speaker 7: book they.
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Speaker 1: Were probably getting paid by the word. They're like, I
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Speaker 1: can get out of here faster if I just say
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Speaker 1: she was if.
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Speaker 4: She meant she wrote the book, I'm gonna look this up.
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Speaker 7: Because then that was probably why it sold so well,
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Speaker 7: because then she went to do the book signings and
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Speaker 7: everyone was like, there's no fucking way she wrote this book.
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Speaker 7: And then the lady that wrote it was like, no,
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Speaker 7: she did, and they were like, all right, well we
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Speaker 7: got her buy it and read it.
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Speaker 1: She's just tipping over every dack of books at the bookstore.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, went through the hard copies. Did uh? Two
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Speaker 7: good questions? Actually do they sell the Bible at like
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Speaker 7: Barnes and Noble. He went to like a Barnes and Noble.
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Speaker 7: You could just buy the Bible?
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Speaker 4: Yep, for sure.
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Speaker 7: It's pretty cool too.
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Speaker 1: They saw the best selling book of all time at
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Speaker 1: the biggest books.
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Speaker 7: Well you never know, Yeah, Like that is weird that
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Speaker 7: you could just go, like I could just buy the
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Speaker 7: Bible on like my kindle.
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Speaker 1: Why is it weird?
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Speaker 7: I don't know. You'd think it would be. You think
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Speaker 7: you'd have to go to like some separate You think
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Speaker 7: you'd have to go to the church.
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Speaker 1: You think it'd be more exclusive.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, Helen's teacher spelled letters and words into her hand. Mmm.
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Speaker 4: I guess that's how she taught her. But Helen Keller
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Speaker 4: was blind, deaf, and dumb right mute?
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Speaker 1: No, she was an idiot.
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Speaker 7: I think she was a genius. Dumb is the she
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Speaker 7: was dumb as rocks? Yeah, that's what you're asking. But
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Speaker 7: for some reason they've phrased it into like she was
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Speaker 7: Like for some reason, when you're younger, you think it's
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Speaker 7: like Albert Einstein and men Helen Keller, you just.
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Speaker 1: Been blind and dumb like.
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Speaker 4: Means you can't speak.
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Speaker 7: Oh no, I didn't know that. That's news to me.
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Speaker 4: Why would you say with so much certainty that she
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Speaker 4: was this.
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Speaker 7: Rock because she definitely was. No, don't see or hear
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Speaker 7: or anything. You can't be smart, so what Yeah, she
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Speaker 7: knew the alphabet. It's impressive you.
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Speaker 1: Were saying because she never learned something, she couldn't be smart.
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Speaker 7: I don't think she was like, uh.
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Speaker 1: Because you couldn't read a book, she couldn't be smart, Like.
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Speaker 7: She wasn't like Stephen Hawking.
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Speaker 4: No, but nobody is.
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Speaker 1: No one's calling her Stephen Hawking either.
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Speaker 7: She was smart for her circumstances.
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Speaker 1: She did the most with the least.
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Speaker 7: She wrote a book. Oh supposedly, like.
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Speaker 1: You can't just start with the alphabet in the hands, now,
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Speaker 1: you have to start with like yes, no, yeah, sex.
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Speaker 4: Oh. She eventually learned to speak, but her speech was
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Speaker 4: never as clear as she would have liked. How did
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Speaker 4: she know?
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Speaker 1: How did we know?
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Speaker 4: Think of that? Learning to speak when you've never been
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Speaker 4: able to hear, that's got to sound tough.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's gotta be tough.
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Speaker 4: Because I think that there are deaf people who lose
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Speaker 4: their hearing and continue to speak, and it's sort of becomes.
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Speaker 1: There's a woman on last season of The Great British
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Speaker 1: Bakoff who is deaf, but she speaks perfectly.
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Speaker 4: Is that so? Yes?
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Speaker 1: She has like a signer, but whenever she's talking to
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Speaker 1: Paul Hollywood, she's pretty good looking.
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Speaker 4: To do. There's a woman in The Good Shepherd who
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Speaker 4: is the one he really loves. The one he really
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Speaker 4: loves is deaf.
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Speaker 7: Really, I got no problem with the deaf community.
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Speaker 1: It sounds like you do.
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Speaker 7: I'm sure they're watching right now.
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Speaker 4: You just insulted their hero.
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Speaker 7: I don't think that's their hero. I think that's a
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Speaker 7: common misconception.
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Speaker 1: Who's their hero the guy from uh Coda?
17:05
Speaker 7: What do you think every deaf person has like a
17:07
Speaker 7: Hell and Keller poster in their room?
17:09
Speaker 1: Definitely like a fat head. What does she look like?
17:17
Speaker 1: If she looked like anything like the girl from the
17:19
Speaker 1: Great British Bacup.
17:20
Speaker 7: I'm imagining her looking like the girl from the fucking conjuring.
17:25
Speaker 1: From the girl from the Ring.
17:29
Speaker 4: Oh, there she is. She's She looks pretty normal, you
17:37
Speaker 4: think so.
17:38
Speaker 1: She lived for almost one hundred years.
17:40
Speaker 7: She looks like just a normal old lady.
17:42
Speaker 4: But she got better in later life. It looks like
17:46
Speaker 4: it looks like as she became more capable of speaking,
17:50
Speaker 4: she could probably ask for things like a hair brush.
17:53
Speaker 7: Oh, hang on, bro, She actually looks very normal when
17:56
Speaker 7: she's younger too.
17:57
Speaker 1: She actually looks right when she as a.
18:00
Speaker 7: Child, She looks like a normal child.
18:02
Speaker 1: They got a picture of her here smelling a rose.
18:04
Speaker 4: I just saw that.
18:05
Speaker 1: That's got to be her only joy in life. Hmm.
18:08
Speaker 1: Must have been incredible to smell shit. She could probably
18:11
Speaker 1: smell what people were saying.
18:12
Speaker 4: Yeah, her teacher taught her to read lips by pressing
18:17
Speaker 4: things into her lips. Are you sure she was blind?
18:21
Speaker 7: I'm pretty sure. Yeah she.
18:24
Speaker 1: I mean she's looking right at the camera in this picture,
18:28
Speaker 1: and not in the way that some blind people look
18:30
Speaker 1: at the camera.
18:30
Speaker 4: I mean, she's truly one of the figures of She
18:33
Speaker 4: was blind and deaf and but not dumb and dumb
18:37
Speaker 4: as fuck.
18:38
Speaker 7: No, those were your words, not mine.
18:39
Speaker 4: She learned to speak later in life, but she didn't
18:42
Speaker 4: like them, never as well as she would have liked.
18:44
Speaker 7: She didn't want to speak, that's gotta be. I mean,
18:46
Speaker 7: at that point you'd be like, you got to give
18:48
Speaker 7: us something. They're like, you can speak and you're not speaking.
18:53
Speaker 1: What are we?
18:54
Speaker 7: How are we supposed to communicate?
18:55
Speaker 1: She graduated kum lauday from Radcliffe College.
18:58
Speaker 4: Radcliffe is Harvard before yeah before it was before Harvard
19:02
Speaker 4: really like women, that was the women's college.
19:04
Speaker 1: What So she was a fucking genius, she was smart
19:08
Speaker 1: or she was given neck to the professors.
19:10
Speaker 7: Do you think she was sucking on?
19:12
Speaker 1: How do you spell penis? Press it up against her lips?
19:18
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding.
19:19
Speaker 7: That shit is not flasty.
19:21
Speaker 1: She is not funny at all. But I mean, eighteen
19:23
Speaker 1: eighty to nineteen sixty eight, she like basically heard about
19:29
Speaker 1: the moon landing yeah, she lived through both World wars.
19:33
Speaker 1: Probably like slaves that she knew, like people who used
19:35
Speaker 1: to be slaves. That I mean, she's from Alabama, she
19:38
Speaker 1: probably knew slaves. Yeah, like witnessed the moon landing. Yeah,
19:42
Speaker 1: not witnessed sick life for her.
19:45
Speaker 7: She was live for the Titanic.
19:49
Speaker 1: Yeah, she really saw it all.
19:50
Speaker 7: And both World Wars and Vietnam are now.
19:56
Speaker 1: No, not Vieta, not Vietnam, but the Korean War. She
20:00
Speaker 1: definitely was around for the Korean War. I wonder what
20:02
Speaker 1: she thought about it, if you.
20:03
Speaker 7: Guys could have No, she was alive for Vietnam. If
20:07
Speaker 7: you guys, yeah, nineteen fifty five to nineteen seventy.
20:09
Speaker 4: Five, if you guys could have grown up, she.
20:12
Speaker 7: Didn't get to see the ending of it.
20:15
Speaker 4: Probably for the best.
20:16
Speaker 7: Yeah, us waving that l right wing, that white flag.
20:21
Speaker 1: Probably her last thought was like, at least we're gonna win.
20:27
Speaker 7: No, it'll kind of just vaguely end.
20:31
Speaker 4: The soldiers will come home and everyone will be mad
20:33
Speaker 4: at them.
20:34
Speaker 1: Yea, we're gonna be really upset with the soldiers heroin
20:37
Speaker 1: or something. Uh, if we could live in any age.
20:40
Speaker 4: No, I was gonna say, if you guys could have
20:43
Speaker 4: grown up in any other part of the country with
20:48
Speaker 4: its sort of specific culture from that region. What would
20:52
Speaker 4: it have been. Let's say you could have grown up
20:56
Speaker 4: in South Carolina and your family was obsessed with, you know,
21:00
Speaker 4: college football and tailgates, and you ended up going to
21:04
Speaker 4: Old miss or some shit and having that ridiculous haircut
21:08
Speaker 4: that all those bobbish Southern boys have, and you wear
21:12
Speaker 4: the polo shirt with the school emblem. Yeah, khaki shorts
21:15
Speaker 4: with a laying yard sticking out of your pocket.
21:18
Speaker 1: It definitely wouldn't be California. It definitely wouldn't be surfer
21:21
Speaker 1: bro culture.
21:23
Speaker 7: I probably would just stick with masks.
21:25
Speaker 4: Okay, that's really not the exercise, is it, though?
21:28
Speaker 1: And even if it were the exercise, that is the
21:30
Speaker 1: worst possible answer that you could give for this exercise.
21:33
Speaker 7: Why I liked growing up in Massachusets said.
21:35
Speaker 1: What other place do you think you would have wanted
21:37
Speaker 1: to live?
21:37
Speaker 7: I missed other m I don't think you missed it.
21:42
Speaker 7: I did.
21:43
Speaker 4: Let's see you thought, I said, if you guys could
21:46
Speaker 4: have grown up anywhere, including your own home.
21:49
Speaker 7: That's kind of how I took it. Yeah, m hm,
21:53
Speaker 7: I guess I would go.
21:54
Speaker 1: Being like a good old boy from Texas would be nice.
21:57
Speaker 1: I also think Pacific Northwest could sure is nice, but
22:00
Speaker 1: also like like especially nineties grungy, but uh damn depressing.
22:07
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know if I would want to live
22:08
Speaker 7: out there. Reigns a little too much.
22:11
Speaker 1: But if that's what you're born into, you really don't
22:12
Speaker 1: know the difference.
22:13
Speaker 4: True. I wonder what state has the highest retention rate
22:19
Speaker 4: of its youth and generations, right the least amount of
22:24
Speaker 4: drain in Exodus, hm hmm. We're probably go out there
22:28
Speaker 4: and they say.
22:29
Speaker 7: Oh no, it's gotta be Cali.
22:31
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
22:32
Speaker 4: I think it's somewhere like Colorado.
22:34
Speaker 1: I think it's got to be like a Arkansas or
22:35
Speaker 1: something where people don't have the opportunity to leave, you know,
22:39
Speaker 1: where people don't have like the financial ability to get
22:42
Speaker 1: somewhere else, like we think of one of the poorer
22:45
Speaker 1: states Arkansas, Mississippi.
22:47
Speaker 7: I think my answer is a massive state.
22:50
Speaker 4: My answer, by the way, would have been Colorado. I
22:52
Speaker 4: think if I could have grown up anywhere other.
22:56
Speaker 7: Than me, I would oh oh yeah, yeah yeah. I
22:58
Speaker 7: think Colorado from here would have been thought retention.
23:02
Speaker 1: What does anal retentive mean?
23:06
Speaker 4: It's a good question. What does it actually mean?
23:08
Speaker 1: No, No, what where does it come from? What is
23:11
Speaker 1: what's being retained?
23:12
Speaker 4: It's a good question. Why is anal somehow a synonym
23:17
Speaker 4: for why? Does it also mean someone who's like a
23:21
Speaker 4: tight ass particular really particulars.
23:24
Speaker 1: Specifically the term anal retentive. Does that mean that you're
23:27
Speaker 1: just holding your ass so tight that shit will never
23:29
Speaker 1: leave it? Or like, and how does that correlate to
23:32
Speaker 1: being particular?
23:33
Speaker 4: Has to be something else.
23:37
Speaker 7: I think it's just kind of like a guy who
23:38
Speaker 7: won't shit everywhere. You know, they'll pick and choose.
23:42
Speaker 1: Like Nick, Well, you said you never diary in the office,
23:45
Speaker 1: except for sometimes when you diarrhy in the office.
23:47
Speaker 7: Yeah, Like Nick only shits at his house.
23:49
Speaker 1: But I don't think of him as an anal retentive guy.
23:51
Speaker 1: I don't think he's anal. I'm thinking more of like
23:54
Speaker 1: a tight ass like who who has worked here?
23:57
Speaker 7: Like I guess KB got me sky indoor skydiving tickets
24:01
Speaker 7: for my birthday.
24:02
Speaker 4: Oh, I got this, I got this for you. The
24:05
Speaker 4: term anal retentive comes from Freud's theory of psychosexual development,
24:11
Speaker 4: specifically the anal stage, which occurs around ages one to three.
24:16
Speaker 4: When children focus on bowel and bladder control. So I
24:20
Speaker 4: think you guys were kind of on the hunt interest.
24:23
Speaker 4: Freud believed that individuals who experienced conflicts or fixations during
24:26
Speaker 4: this stage might develop personality traits associated with excessive control, orderliness,
24:32
Speaker 4: and frugality.
24:34
Speaker 1: Do you think that there's a chance that Freud was
24:36
Speaker 1: just a sexual deviant and he just projected it on everybody?
24:40
Speaker 7: Yeah, definitely, probably so.
24:43
Speaker 1: That you actually all want to fuck your mom. Yeah,
24:45
Speaker 1: it's not just me that wants to fuck my mom.
24:48
Speaker 1: You psychologically have to want to fuck your mom.
24:51
Speaker 4: Would you say that you're anal retentive? No, okay, so
24:55
Speaker 4: let me give you some of the things that characterize it,
25:00
Speaker 4: and neatness. Obviously you're out stinginess and possessiveness. I don't
25:07
Speaker 4: know if that really applies. Would you call yourself stingy? No, possessive?
25:11
Speaker 4: No me neither. Stubbornness stubbornness and obstinacy. That you are
25:17
Speaker 4: difficulty adapting to change your compromise, Like that's that's all
25:21
Speaker 4: one thing that's you to a t.
25:23
Speaker 7: What do I have difficulty.
25:25
Speaker 4: Adapting to change your compromise? Yeah, you don't compromise?
25:28
Speaker 7: Yes, I do.
25:29
Speaker 4: No, you don't, Yeah, I do. Look what's happening right now?
25:33
Speaker 7: Yeah, because you're telling me you can't just tell someone
25:35
Speaker 7: they don't compromise and then be surprised when they say
25:37
Speaker 7: they do.
25:37
Speaker 4: I'm not even meaning this as a as a slight, but.
25:40
Speaker 7: I think I do compromise.
25:41
Speaker 1: I think you're Let's give an example.
25:43
Speaker 7: Rome wanted you to come on the show to be
25:44
Speaker 7: a permanent member, and I was like, no, fucking shot,
25:48
Speaker 7: now here we are. And I fully believe that, No,
25:53
Speaker 7: that's not true at all.
25:54
Speaker 4: I fully believe I was.
25:55
Speaker 7: Joking, just trying to get some jokes off.
25:58
Speaker 1: Respect.
25:59
Speaker 4: You wrote that you can't put that toothpaste back in
26:02
Speaker 4: the tube. That is the truth.
26:03
Speaker 7: And then no it's not. That's out come on.
26:06
Speaker 1: That's so damaging.
26:08
Speaker 4: He's about to leave for a month.
26:09
Speaker 7: I'm gonna fuck, it's gonna be just us.
26:11
Speaker 4: I'm gonna hold that over you.
26:14
Speaker 7: People aren't even gonna know Roan's gone, right, because we're
26:17
Speaker 7: gonna have bang to every episode.
26:19
Speaker 4: Perfectionism a relentless pursuit of perfection in all aspects.
26:23
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not you, that's not you.
26:24
Speaker 7: Perfectionalist perfection perfectionist.
26:27
Speaker 4: Perfectionism the only one here that applies. You don't think
26:29
Speaker 4: you're stubborn. I think you're stubborn. Stubborn, So those are
26:32
Speaker 4: the two.
26:33
Speaker 1: It's pretty stingy.
26:34
Speaker 7: I don't think I'm stingy.
26:35
Speaker 4: I don't think you're necessarily eh. I think you're I
26:39
Speaker 4: think you're frugal. I think you're frugal. And I mean that.
26:44
Speaker 4: I don't even mean that as a slight either. It's
26:46
Speaker 4: frugal necessarily bad. No, I think you save your money.
26:50
Speaker 4: I think you're like, you don't spend a lot.
26:53
Speaker 1: You're a bit of a stinge lord.
26:55
Speaker 4: Spend thrift.
26:56
Speaker 7: I kind of spend a lot.
26:58
Speaker 4: You're thrifty.
26:59
Speaker 7: I'm a gear.
27:00
Speaker 1: You're shallow with the pussy. You're definitely shallow with the pussy.
27:03
Speaker 4: She's shallow.
27:04
Speaker 7: She's shallow, jake hole, fool me. Sallow with the pussy,
27:09
Speaker 7: she's shallow.
27:11
Speaker 1: You have been shallow with the pussy recently. I have
27:15
Speaker 1: noticed I've been a little too shallow with the pussy.
27:17
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a good time to say it. I
27:22
Speaker 1: think it's the most.
27:23
Speaker 7: Yeah, we've actually been meaning to talk to you.
27:25
Speaker 1: You've been a little bit shallow with the.
27:26
Speaker 7: Pussy, shallow with the pussy lately, dude, I've been working
27:31
Speaker 7: on it.
27:31
Speaker 1: Fool me three times.
27:33
Speaker 7: I'm in therapy trying to work on how I can
27:36
Speaker 7: get deeper in the pussy.
27:38
Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
27:39
Speaker 1: What did he even mean when he's talking about she's
27:41
Speaker 1: shallow with the pussy lyrics like that, but he decided
27:47
Speaker 1: to sing that one.
27:48
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, that's what I like about Jake Hole
27:50
Speaker 7: and Drake though, so they're not afraid to bring.
27:52
Speaker 1: Out the melodies.
27:54
Speaker 7: The melodies, right, Kendrick. You never hear Kendrick singing like that.
27:58
Speaker 7: Drake has a new song out, he has a whole
28:00
Speaker 7: new album ount right, he listened, did you see?
28:04
Speaker 1: He reached out to Bieber and was like, do you
28:06
Speaker 1: want to do some music? And Bieber left him on red.
28:09
Speaker 7: Oh because Bieber's got his own shit going on right.
28:11
Speaker 1: Now, because he yeah, because he wants Selena so bad,
28:15
Speaker 1: because Benny's fucking Selena.
28:18
Speaker 7: Benny and Bieber like regularly posting just ship where he's
28:21
Speaker 7: like on a shit on the drugs.
28:24
Speaker 1: I think there's just videos. But he looks like zand
28:28
Speaker 1: and perked out like he zombied out, looks emaciate.
28:31
Speaker 4: Is he still married?
28:32
Speaker 1: Is yea? Yeah? To Haley.
28:34
Speaker 4: What's going on there? Is she okay with that?
28:38
Speaker 7: I can't imagine she's obsessed.
28:40
Speaker 1: With Selena too? What have you ever seen the videos
28:43
Speaker 1: of Like?
28:43
Speaker 7: I don't think it has anything to do with Selena Gomez.
28:45
Speaker 1: It has everything for Selena Gomez.
28:48
Speaker 7: It probably has to do with people figuring out that
28:50
Speaker 7: he was diddled by fucking P Diddy. I think it's
28:54
Speaker 7: a lot to everyone coming to terms with, like, Yeah,
28:56
Speaker 7: he won.
28:58
Speaker 1: Did you see the new tattoo he got this week? Yeah?
29:00
Speaker 7: That shit is sick.
29:02
Speaker 1: It's amazing.
29:02
Speaker 7: Just don't stop. They keep going young thug.
29:07
Speaker 1: Yeah, now it's still fucking plays though.
29:10
Speaker 7: It's a sick tad too. I gotta get that.
29:12
Speaker 1: But but uh, Hailey, uh Hailey Bieber his wife has
29:16
Speaker 1: been obsessed with Selena Gomez for years, but.
29:19
Speaker 7: Hasn't Selena Golma has been obsessed with her too. I
29:21
Speaker 7: think Selena's not not Uh some blame here, no Bro
29:26
Speaker 7: for what they're doing a jbit.
29:27
Speaker 1: Selena's with Benny, Yeah, but that's a rebound. No it's not, Bro,
29:32
Speaker 1: fifteen years later, is.
29:33
Speaker 4: She rebounding with him? Because her face is round the rebounds?
29:39
Speaker 1: You have always been anti round face?
29:40
Speaker 4: Whose face is rounder Selena Gomez or Sabrina Carpenter.
29:44
Speaker 1: Well, I think you're the one to the perfect one
29:46
Speaker 1: to answer that.
29:47
Speaker 7: Because you're a big fan of both. You're a big
29:50
Speaker 7: Sabrina guy, aren't you.
29:51
Speaker 1: No, he's like Sabrina Ironescu, n Yu Libert.
29:56
Speaker 7: I fuck with Sabrina Carpenter too. We should get her
29:58
Speaker 7: on the show.
29:59
Speaker 1: I love Sabrina carl Lace.
30:04
Speaker 7: Got a spot at the upstairs room at the stands.
30:10
Speaker 4: Look at that.
30:14
Speaker 1: Because I'm a comic.
30:17
Speaker 7: I'm doing frantic starts at No. No, she isn't as bad.
30:28
Speaker 1: I'm so depressed. They canceled real last part. Poor girl, Bro.
30:37
Speaker 7: Yeah, I like Sabrina. Selena didn't really ever do anything
30:39
Speaker 7: really after Wizards Waverley plays though, what that was kind
30:43
Speaker 7: of for Peak?
30:43
Speaker 4: Well, she did that Chigo song that was huge.
30:45
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no, my friend one hit wonder You've
30:48
Speaker 1: been asleep at the Wheel.
30:50
Speaker 4: She's got a lot of hits.
30:50
Speaker 7: You guys weren't because you guys weren't you guys weren't
30:52
Speaker 7: really like watching was just wherever they play.
30:54
Speaker 1: I was outside, bro, that ship was she was in
30:58
Speaker 1: the trans She was in.
30:58
Speaker 7: The trans musical, the one that won the Oscar. What's
31:02
Speaker 7: that didn't win my Best Picture?
31:05
Speaker 4: Oh? She was in that. I also didn't know that
31:07
Speaker 4: was about trance people.
31:09
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, there's like you haven't seen the clip of
31:12
Speaker 7: them running through the hospital singing.
31:15
Speaker 4: Nope, it's a banger. I was watching the Bob Dylan movie.
31:20
Speaker 1: When you're looking back that type of ship.
31:24
Speaker 4: Comegether around people terrible wherever you.
31:29
Speaker 1: Are, terrible, too much rasp and the photos show him
31:35
Speaker 1: how it's done. Because you can't do it. Oh, I
31:40
Speaker 1: have a good as gifts to give you next episode.
31:42
Speaker 7: I don't really do a good Uh. I don't really
31:45
Speaker 7: do a good Dylan in his prime as much as
31:46
Speaker 7: I do a good post prime Dylan.
31:50
Speaker 1: Right, how about him? Did we talk about him reposting MGK? Now?
31:55
Speaker 7: I don't think so that that's sick that he did.
31:58
Speaker 1: Did he? Yeah?
32:00
Speaker 7: Do you post?
32:01
Speaker 1: He posted MGK on his Instagram.
32:03
Speaker 7: He's always doing shit. I don't know if it's actually him.
32:05
Speaker 7: He's always tweeting him. Bro, he'll always be like, Oh
32:08
Speaker 7: I saw the background. I saw the backup drummer of
32:11
Speaker 7: the of the Kinks in an elevator last night in Dublin.
32:16
Speaker 7: Wish him nothing but the best.
32:18
Speaker 1: Who else could it be?
32:19
Speaker 7: And then you're like, what, he'll randomly just tweet that shit.
32:23
Speaker 7: I don't know, maybe he's got like it could be
32:25
Speaker 7: like the situation with like the Trump, remember the video
32:27
Speaker 7: of Trump from the Take This Down. He's like tweet this.
32:32
Speaker 1: Yeah, But do you think that there's no way Bob
32:34
Speaker 1: Dylan is like, has someone else there or is dictating?
32:38
Speaker 7: He's got to have someone running a social media.
32:41
Speaker 1: I think that he's just plugged in. Bro, you're thinking
32:45
Speaker 1: of Zimmerman, You're thinking of George Zimmerman.
32:48
Speaker 7: He could be He honestly could be tweeting those I mean,
32:50
Speaker 7: how old is Bob Dylan now?
32:51
Speaker 4: What he's got to be?
32:51
Speaker 7: Like eighty three eighty four.
32:53
Speaker 1: I was so disgusted when I found out that Bob
32:55
Speaker 1: Dylan shot Trayvon Martin.
32:59
Speaker 7: I was shout out to trade. I was so just like,
33:07
Speaker 7: that's a crazy lyric.
33:10
Speaker 1: Ocean. But they do look alike, they do.
33:13
Speaker 7: But it's what a wild thing to say.
33:17
Speaker 1: Yeah, that song was experimental.
33:21
Speaker 7: I love that song. What is that song called nikes? Yeah,
33:25
Speaker 7: that's nikes?
33:26
Speaker 1: These bitches want nikes.
33:28
Speaker 7: The best song on that album though, is is a Future?
33:31
Speaker 7: A future A free last song France. Did you ever
33:35
Speaker 7: get into Frank Ocean?
33:36
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like Frank Ocean.
33:38
Speaker 1: Blonde, same name kind of is Francis Frank.
33:43
Speaker 7: Francis Ocean have anything to do with Moonlight?
33:52
Speaker 1: Not that I know.
33:53
Speaker 4: In the heat of that one, I think that one's
33:56
Speaker 4: a good one.
33:58
Speaker 7: What is that? That's a make Ocean song?
34:02
Speaker 4: It's probably his biggest hit.
34:04
Speaker 7: Well, I'm not really a hits guy for Frank because
34:08
Speaker 7: then yeah, then you're then you got lost.
34:10
Speaker 1: What do you think of the Moonlight?
34:12
Speaker 7: I don't know. I think for some reason, when I
34:14
Speaker 7: watched the movie Gay No, I think he tweeted something
34:17
Speaker 7: about it and I thought he like directed the movie
34:20
Speaker 7: or some.
34:21
Speaker 1: Ship shout out to Moonlight. Those brothers look just the
34:27
Speaker 1: kind of did gay bros look just like.
34:30
Speaker 4: Brothers, just like that guy in Moonlight, Jacked.
34:36
Speaker 7: Yeah, you got a thing for him. Just fuck with
34:39
Speaker 7: those dudes that are making them waking up content because
34:42
Speaker 7: they kind of got that build too. You haven't seen
34:45
Speaker 7: those videos of the brothers online who are posting like
34:47
Speaker 7: and they'll be dunk in their face in the ice
34:49
Speaker 7: water in the morning. Oh, maybe you should make one
34:52
Speaker 7: of those videos.
34:53
Speaker 4: Guys to Jack. I think that's a little silly.
34:55
Speaker 7: I think you should make one.
34:56
Speaker 1: Well, I think this would be the worst time possible
34:58
Speaker 1: to make one of those. I think you have to because,
35:00
Speaker 1: like everybody, because like mister Beast and like making that video,
35:05
Speaker 1: there's like a critical tipping point where.
35:08
Speaker 7: But I think Francis could do it on ironically and
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35:22
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Speaker 4: I would do if I saw someone about to jump
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42:05
Speaker 4: them to do what Clarence does and he breaks a
42:09
Speaker 4: wonderful life. Yeah no, then they'd have to jump in
42:13
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42:18
Speaker 4: saved them.
42:19
Speaker 7: Right, it's a little I thought you meant you were
42:22
Speaker 7: going to throw yourself in. Break the water so that
42:24
Speaker 7: when they hit the water they don't die. You know,
42:27
Speaker 7: break the surface.
42:28
Speaker 1: I always planned to do that. Take off a shoe
42:30
Speaker 1: as I'm falling, throw it, break the surface. And other
42:33
Speaker 1: than actually does anything, definitely not. There's no way I
42:36
Speaker 1: could even like reach my foot in that scenario.
42:39
Speaker 7: I think the whole reason that divers do that is
42:41
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42:42
Speaker 4: It's to see the water. What do you mean it
42:45
Speaker 4: creates ripples, which allows them, as they're flipping to know
42:48
Speaker 4: how close they are. On a flat water, they can't
42:50
Speaker 4: see it.
42:51
Speaker 7: That makes sense.
42:53
Speaker 1: Cliff divers whenever they throw the fucking rock off and
42:56
Speaker 1: then just follow the rock sick that might be to
42:59
Speaker 1: break the water.
43:00
Speaker 4: They throw the GoPro off, right, and then they get
43:04
Speaker 4: to films them as they're falling.
43:05
Speaker 7: That's cool, because everything falls at the same speed.
43:10
Speaker 4: Once it reaches terminal velocity, then we're fucked.
43:15
Speaker 7: No, then shit gets a little messy.
43:20
Speaker 1: You gotta start worrying.
43:23
Speaker 7: Then you should start speeding up slowing down.
43:26
Speaker 4: Isn't it true that not everything falls at the same
43:32
Speaker 4: in a vacuum, things fall at the same speed, right,
43:34
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43:37
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43:41
Speaker 4: speed in a vacuum, right, I don't know.
43:44
Speaker 7: I just remember in like science class they did that
43:46
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43:47
Speaker 7: tennis ball and they fell at the same speed.
43:51
Speaker 1: I think the feathers being acted on by wind.
43:54
Speaker 7: But feathers obviously aren't gonna fall at the same speed
43:56
Speaker 7: as a bowling ball.
43:58
Speaker 4: Yeah, but everything I think of a certain mass the
44:03
Speaker 4: human body, All human bodies fall at the same once.
44:06
Speaker 4: You if you jump out of a plane, you reach
44:10
Speaker 4: terminal velocity. Yeah, no matter what your mass is, even
44:14
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44:16
Speaker 4: the plane. So I don't know, but it takes a minute.
44:21
Speaker 4: You accelerate at different speeds to that. Oh, I see,
44:26
Speaker 4: so I think that initially, you know, one would be
44:29
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44:30
Speaker 1: Should I call my dad right now? This is right
44:33
Speaker 1: up his alley.
44:34
Speaker 4: This is physics. Yeah, and it's I love this stuff.
44:38
Speaker 7: I'm kind of a physics ahead myself.
44:41
Speaker 1: What kind of biophysics, molecular.
44:43
Speaker 7: Physics, molecular molecular.
44:48
Speaker 1: Drue? I mean, biophysics could be molecular physics.
44:52
Speaker 7: It's all the same.
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Speaker 4: Right. Do you know what the chemical symbol for iron is?
44:57
Speaker 1: I are brother r close ad closer closest.
45:08
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. And the way people remember that is Francis
45:12
Speaker 4: Ellis pumps iron. Really, you guys, my whole class remembered it.
45:17
Speaker 4: That's sick, which made me feel cool.
45:19
Speaker 7: That was when you had to get in the gym. Yeah,
45:21
Speaker 7: did you get in the gym at an early age?
45:23
Speaker 4: No?
45:23
Speaker 7: You're on an early early gym guy. Why did you
45:27
Speaker 7: start round consistently pump and iron college?
45:30
Speaker 4: Yeah?
45:31
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember going to the gym, like the y
45:34
Speaker 1: M c A with my mom when I was in
45:37
Speaker 1: like fifth grade, just having no idea what to do.
45:40
Speaker 1: My dad then lift weights. He's just a sign scientist,
45:44
Speaker 1: and so no one was there to teach me, and
45:46
Speaker 1: I was just like doing like leg extensions because it
45:48
Speaker 1: was like the thing that embarrassed me the least, you
45:51
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I was climb onto the fucking
45:53
Speaker 1: bench press. Yeah, put some tens on.
45:57
Speaker 4: I can't wait to get into the gym. I can't
45:59
Speaker 4: wait to just go punish myself later. Yeah, it's crazy.
46:03
Speaker 1: You're a nighttime worker outer.
46:05
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go punish myself sometimes. Yeah. And just the
46:10
Speaker 4: fact that i've not I haven't, you know, I went
46:13
Speaker 4: on that golf trip and didn't get in the gym
46:15
Speaker 4: because we were fucking walking the courses every day and
46:18
Speaker 4: it was mountainous.
46:19
Speaker 7: So, yeah, that's a good workout. It was probably getting
46:22
Speaker 7: like twenty thousand steps in a day.
46:23
Speaker 4: That's exactly right. That's what the golf course was, was twenty
46:26
Speaker 4: thousand steps. Yeah, but that doesn't do anything for my
46:30
Speaker 4: for the delts. My traps just hit some pit, some
46:35
Speaker 4: push ups, pull ups, set ups, crunches.
46:38
Speaker 1: Fuck are you gonna do a pull up?
46:39
Speaker 4: Bro?
46:40
Speaker 1: He's in God's country.
46:42
Speaker 7: There's you can always find somewhere to do a pull up.
46:43
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46:46
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46:51
Speaker 4: they do refer to it as God's country.
46:53
Speaker 1: They must have a lot of Barnes and Nobles down there.
46:56
Speaker 7: For people to purchase as God's country too.
47:00
Speaker 4: I don't know about that.
47:00
Speaker 1: Can anybody publish the.
47:02
Speaker 7: Refer to me as the man as God's country.
47:04
Speaker 1: We should come out with barstool Bibles.
47:06
Speaker 7: I had mine, I had a fake. I d barstool
47:08
Speaker 7: bibles would be sick. I gotta get those gone.
47:11
Speaker 4: But uh, I had the visual son of a boy
47:13
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47:14
Speaker 7: I think we should start selling ship like that.
47:16
Speaker 1: I mean, King James is just like he just slapped
47:19
Speaker 1: his name on the Bible. Really, King James edition.
47:23
Speaker 7: He's just like Lebron's got a Bible.
47:28
Speaker 1: I think, and I think, dude, I think that the
47:32
Speaker 1: white Russian mix is so on the table right now.
47:34
Speaker 7: Oh, I think we got to get it out after KFC.
47:37
Speaker 1: Was able to come out with his uh midnight bean
47:41
Speaker 1: uh martin espresso Martini.
47:44
Speaker 7: I think if we go white Russian mix, but it's
47:48
Speaker 7: powdered milk, I think people will buy those.
47:52
Speaker 1: I think they would buy it if it's just it,
47:54
Speaker 1: if it's unpowdered.
47:54
Speaker 7: No, I think we gotta go powdered. I think we'd
47:56
Speaker 7: sell more because people don't want to because then like
47:58
Speaker 7: because if like people bought that as merch, as like,
48:01
Speaker 7: oh this is funny.
48:02
Speaker 1: And then you wait until the holidays to open it up.
48:04
Speaker 7: Powdered milk is gonna like you could put that on
48:06
Speaker 7: like your desk, leave that there forever.
48:08
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't.
48:09
Speaker 7: You can't keep regular milk.
48:10
Speaker 4: You know we should do so we should do a
48:12
Speaker 4: limited run and have the number one out of fifty
48:15
Speaker 4: on each on each thing, yeah, each ten Yeah, and
48:18
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48:20
Speaker 7: Should we call it?
48:21
Speaker 1: White Russian mix?
48:24
Speaker 7: But it has to have something to do with us, No,
48:26
Speaker 7: it doesn't. You don't think we should have It has
48:28
Speaker 7: nothing to do with us. No, son of a boy.
48:29
Speaker 1: Dad anywhere, son of a boy Dad's white.
48:31
Speaker 7: I think it's just a carton because we have technically,
48:33
Speaker 7: we have three sides to work with, the fourth side
48:35
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48:37
Speaker 1: Right, and I think, well, second side has to be
48:39
Speaker 1: a missing child okay, and then we have two other
48:42
Speaker 1: sides to play with. All right, do you want to know?
48:46
Speaker 7: I think the two sides we just throw a massive
48:47
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48:51
Speaker 7: a boy Dad.
48:52
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that would play so hard. But I
48:55
Speaker 1: like other people are able to come out with different
48:57
Speaker 1: merch Why not us? Why can't we have a box
49:00
Speaker 1: of powder that we just sell.
49:02
Speaker 7: Maybe it's like our secret recipe. Yeah, and then the
49:06
Speaker 7: container is what you use. So like we tell you
49:09
Speaker 7: we have the ingredients, and the ingredients is just milk.
49:13
Speaker 1: You add milk to the powdered milk.
49:15
Speaker 4: Maybe it's just add milk, just add milk.
49:17
Speaker 1: Yeah, but is there vodka in it?
49:19
Speaker 7: Yeah? I think there would have to be.
49:21
Speaker 1: I think add vodka, add milk.
49:23
Speaker 4: We'll have the vodka and kalu. We're just gonna make.
49:26
Speaker 4: We're gonna make. We'll call it white Russian milks. But
49:28
Speaker 4: it's it's just vodka and khalua, and then you gotta
49:31
Speaker 4: add milk. You just add milk because milk is perishable. Yeah.
49:35
Speaker 1: Well that's why I'm saying powdered milk. I think because
49:37
Speaker 1: it's not unperishable.
49:38
Speaker 7: I think it just lasts longer.
49:39
Speaker 1: Right, So if we just had a box of powdered.
49:41
Speaker 4: Milk lasts forever, I think.
49:43
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I think that you add khalua, add vodka
49:47
Speaker 1: to the powdered milk.
49:48
Speaker 7: So we just have it. We're just selling a container
49:50
Speaker 7: of powdered milk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
49:55
Speaker 1: And you open the top of it and then you
49:58
Speaker 1: like cut off the top with scissors to make make
50:00
Speaker 1: a nice clean edge. Yeah, and then you pour the
50:02
Speaker 1: ing pour water, kalua and vodka into it.
50:06
Speaker 7: Yeah.
50:06
Speaker 4: I think we could get it to just be just
50:08
Speaker 4: kalua and vodka. In addition to the powdered milk we'd
50:11
Speaker 4: have we'd have.
50:11
Speaker 1: Something so water, water to taste, oh yeah yeah yeah, nips, yeah.
50:19
Speaker 7: I think yeah, I think water like add water as needed,
50:23
Speaker 7: it's not a required.
50:24
Speaker 4: Now you're getting into a very then then it's very
50:28
Speaker 4: subjective and nobody knows the right Everyone wants to know
50:30
Speaker 4: exactly how they're supposed to make this cocktail.
50:32
Speaker 1: How do you make powdered milk and the milk?
50:34
Speaker 4: I think it is probably an add water situation.
50:38
Speaker 1: Tablespoon, tablespoon of water, have one tablespoon of water to taste.
50:43
Speaker 4: Yeah, but his tablespoon is not necessarily the same as
50:45
Speaker 4: my tablespoon, unless we're actually using a tablespoon tablespo.
50:48
Speaker 1: But then it could be like, oh, you make a
50:50
Speaker 1: really good instant white Russian because you know how much
50:53
Speaker 1: to do. It's like how you make good old fashions.
50:55
Speaker 7: Buy you gotta buy two? Well, it's like you want
50:58
Speaker 7: you want to fuck up?
50:59
Speaker 1: Yeah, choose one to lose.
51:01
Speaker 7: Yeah, and then one to make just right. When's the
51:05
Speaker 7: best time to drink a white Russian?
51:06
Speaker 4: Winter?
51:08
Speaker 7: Got it? So we'll have the summer, well, the summer
51:11
Speaker 7: to figure it out. Well, the summer to go taste test,
51:13
Speaker 7: you know, get out.
51:14
Speaker 1: Go to the factor, go to the milk factory, watch
51:16
Speaker 1: them chipping the milk into.
51:18
Speaker 7: We tried seven hundred different types of milk to find
51:23
Speaker 7: what the perfect barstool white Russian mix was. I think
51:29
Speaker 7: we could, dude, I think we got to do it.
51:31
Speaker 1: Why can't we like shoot, we could. We could sell
51:34
Speaker 1: it for a bunch.
51:36
Speaker 7: We will sell them for forty dollars. They'll cost fifty
51:38
Speaker 7: cents to make, like.
51:41
Speaker 4: That guy who sells the lemonade in Missy. Nobody else
51:46
Speaker 4: is selling white We didn't. We had checked the market
51:48
Speaker 4: and we saw that there was nobody else selling powdered
51:51
Speaker 4: milk white Russians for twenty five bucks a pop.
51:54
Speaker 7: That's when we realized we are the market. We control
51:56
Speaker 7: the market.
51:56
Speaker 4: Yeah. In fact, we didn't see anyone else selling powdered
51:59
Speaker 4: milk white Russians period, and that's when we started to realize, Boy,
52:03
Speaker 4: these things really taste like ship.
52:05
Speaker 7: I think this is a great like dude, I think
52:07
Speaker 7: if we did this, if we made this obviously it's
52:10
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52:13
Speaker 7: Shark Tank with it.
52:14
Speaker 1: If we told him that change. Yeah, if if mister
52:19
Speaker 1: Wonderful could get lip on this, I.
52:21
Speaker 7: Think this would be our like this would be if
52:24
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52:26
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52:29
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52:32
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Speaker 1: dunk dunk, dunt dunt dunt dunk dunk.
52:38
Speaker 7: All right, and we're all coming in at the same time,
52:39
Speaker 7: yep us three sharks.
52:43
Speaker 1: You probably are tired of having to go to the
52:45
Speaker 1: bar and order a white Russian with perishable milk.
52:48
Speaker 7: No, we'll start out will be like white Russian might
52:50
Speaker 7: seem like a drink you only really get once in
52:53
Speaker 7: a while. You go to a nice cocktail bar, You
52:55
Speaker 7: get a guy, You figure he could probably make a
52:58
Speaker 7: good white Russian. Why why not make white Russians from
53:01
Speaker 7: your home?
53:02
Speaker 1: But I think we have to illustrate that there's you.
53:04
Speaker 7: Have a white Russian at the comfort of your own home.
53:07
Speaker 4: No, I can't say that I have. I only drink
53:10
Speaker 4: them out.
53:11
Speaker 7: And now you can. And that's when we bring in
53:13
Speaker 7: our cart.
53:14
Speaker 1: And we hand everybody one and we give Damon a
53:16
Speaker 1: black Russian.
53:19
Speaker 7: Chocolate milk.
53:20
Speaker 1: We give a little chocolate milk the Damon this special
53:26
Speaker 1: for you.
53:27
Speaker 4: We did a double dose of.
53:30
Speaker 7: Damon. We didn't really know how to go about making
53:32
Speaker 7: yours people intolerant.
53:39
Speaker 4: I don't know if that's a real thing or not.
53:41
Speaker 1: He has been out on products because he's lactose. I'm
53:45
Speaker 1: almost positive Damon's lacko.
53:47
Speaker 7: Gamon full transparency here, We've just never seen a black
53:51
Speaker 7: guy drink a white Russian and for that reason, we're
53:58
Speaker 7: going to opt out of working with you.
54:01
Speaker 1: That Can we go?
54:03
Speaker 4: Can we go ear muffs for the rest of this
54:05
Speaker 4: just I don't want to.
54:07
Speaker 7: We don't want to make this, Damon.
54:08
Speaker 1: We got you a Nintendo switch that you can play
54:10
Speaker 1: for the rest of the pitch.
54:11
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think the white and we'll have to make
54:15
Speaker 7: a lactose intolerant version. Of course.
54:18
Speaker 1: Well, if it's powdered milk, it could all be like
54:20
Speaker 1: Damon could be like, well, I'm lactose in tolerant, and
54:22
Speaker 1: then we could be like, well about, this isn't actual milk,
54:25
Speaker 1: This is an actual this is powder, This is dandruff.
54:28
Speaker 7: This is dandriff.
54:30
Speaker 1: How about what is powdered milk made out of? Do
54:33
Speaker 1: they like boil down regular milk, harden it and then
54:36
Speaker 1: chip it away.
54:37
Speaker 4: It's a good question, something like that, I would think so,
54:40
Speaker 4: or is it made of like oil?
54:43
Speaker 7: I don't know, but I think the thing is people
54:45
Speaker 7: are going to be expecting it to be a carton
54:47
Speaker 7: of milk, but it's not.
54:49
Speaker 1: Yeah, you's gonna kind.
54:50
Speaker 7: Of lighter than you that you don't even know you
54:52
Speaker 7: have it on you. Maybe we build them and they
54:55
Speaker 7: have like a like a belt loop so you can
54:58
Speaker 7: go to the bar with it.
55:00
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have a bunch of them.
55:01
Speaker 7: Obviously, it's too awkward to like carry in your pocket.
55:04
Speaker 7: That's why we have the belt loop.
55:05
Speaker 1: You have a bunch of lining trapping onto your belt.
55:07
Speaker 1: You just slap it down in front of the bartender
55:09
Speaker 1: and they could pour the kalua. Just charge me for
55:11
Speaker 1: the shot and the khalula. That's straightforward and easy. Yeah,
55:16
Speaker 1: that's what the people want.
55:18
Speaker 7: Something to consider, Dude.
55:19
Speaker 1: I think this ship is fucking I think it's going
55:21
Speaker 1: to make us money. And everybody else has products. I
55:24
Speaker 1: think got barstools at midnight, Bean, it's not like barstools
55:27
Speaker 1: sell a sella blue like barstool doesn't have the name
55:29
Speaker 1: in front of it. Could be white Russian mix.
55:32
Speaker 7: Yeah, Owen's We've got to be willing to take a
55:35
Speaker 7: big loss off the jump. That's the problem is who's
55:39
Speaker 7: going to get behind this.
55:40
Speaker 1: We need an investor, and Da've just lost ten to
55:42
Speaker 1: fifteen percent.
55:44
Speaker 7: Yeah, Da've just lost seven mil so clearly that's out.
55:48
Speaker 4: We're going to need to source all of our products
55:51
Speaker 4: from within America.
55:52
Speaker 1: Yeah, we need American milk, We need to get our
55:56
Speaker 1: own cows.
55:57
Speaker 7: What if the twist is because we could leaning The
56:00
Speaker 7: easiest option here is lean right right obviously, Yeah, well, anti.
56:06
Speaker 4: White Russian, I think that's who we are.
56:09
Speaker 7: Yeah, lean right, So maybe, Yeah, it's all American made.
56:15
Speaker 1: It has to be American made.
56:17
Speaker 4: Our profits go to warriors.
56:21
Speaker 7: Warriors like will be the black rifle, white Russian, white
56:26
Speaker 7: white rifle, white rifle.
56:29
Speaker 4: White Russian rifle, Russian coffee mix.
56:35
Speaker 1: Oh what what if it's instead of like Russian, since
56:38
Speaker 1: that's probably like a naughty word, it's like white American.
56:43
Speaker 1: I'm going to have a white American.
56:44
Speaker 4: We'll have a white American.
56:45
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that makes it seem proud. Yeah, a white
56:52
Speaker 1: white American mix. But also mix kind of has a
56:55
Speaker 1: connotation that, Yeah, I don't want.
56:56
Speaker 4: To make no, get rid of the mix thing.
56:59
Speaker 7: Yeah, white American, just white American.
57:01
Speaker 4: Pure how about pure white American?
57:06
Speaker 7: Uh, essentials needed to make a white Russian.
57:10
Speaker 1: But I think we got to take Russian out of it.
57:11
Speaker 7: But do we take the that's gonna be in very
57:13
Speaker 7: small fonts, you'll barely even know it comes from Russia. Well,
57:16
Speaker 7: what's like, is there a more correct term to use?
57:19
Speaker 7: Because like, didn't they aren't they going away from car bombs?
57:23
Speaker 7: That's offensive? What a blanco ruski.
57:27
Speaker 1: A blancoe that could play?
57:31
Speaker 7: But what do they call car bombs now? Because you're
57:33
Speaker 7: not supposed to call them car bombs anymore.
57:36
Speaker 4: I don't know, man, I don't.
57:37
Speaker 7: I'm I don't know, because it's offensive to the people
57:39
Speaker 7: of Ireland. Yes, because most of their relatives died in
57:43
Speaker 7: car bombs.
57:44
Speaker 1: Right with their tanks and their bombs and.
57:49
Speaker 7: Their bombs and their cars.
57:52
Speaker 1: Wasn't that? Uh? Wasn't she pro? I r a.
57:57
Speaker 7: I think all the people of Ireland are pro Ira. No,
58:01
Speaker 7: I think some of them are. That's not well, yes, some,
58:04
Speaker 7: but that was the whole point. Is a war up
58:08
Speaker 7: up the raw? Yeah, brother, you're you're talking to someone
58:11
Speaker 7: who knows what he's talking about here.
58:13
Speaker 4: You just said all of Ireland.
58:15
Speaker 7: Was pro and I said, well, some of them were.
58:18
Speaker 7: Because I stepped in, I was gonna say that regardless
58:23
Speaker 7: with their tanks and their bombs and their bombs.
58:27
Speaker 1: That's no, she's anti RA because she's criticizing the raw
58:34
Speaker 1: for their tanks and their bombs and their guns.
58:36
Speaker 4: Say nothing is the name of that book. It's really good,
58:39
Speaker 4: really tells the story of the troubles.
58:41
Speaker 1: What's in your hand?
58:44
Speaker 7: I think we really got to get moving on this
58:46
Speaker 7: white Russian.
58:48
Speaker 4: Blank.
58:50
Speaker 7: You guys don't have to be involved.
58:51
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? You don't You don't seem like.
58:55
Speaker 7: You want to be involved. We can give you like
58:56
Speaker 7: a revenue share.
58:57
Speaker 4: You know, it would be kind of cool, right, is
58:59
Speaker 4: if we, like if we kind of just did like
59:03
Speaker 4: a you know when sometimes to just make it more
59:06
Speaker 4: familiar and kind of folksy a little bit, to like
59:08
Speaker 4: the audience that we're trying to reach. Is that since
59:12
Speaker 4: we're gonna make it a powdered milk, right, we could
59:14
Speaker 4: do something like you know, you know how you can
59:17
Speaker 4: put an apostrophe in the middle of a word to
59:18
Speaker 4: get rid of a letter. Yeah, so we could do
59:20
Speaker 4: like a a pure white power, but take out the
59:26
Speaker 4: pow apostrophe e R. Yeah, you're talking no mix, no mix,
59:33
Speaker 4: But that's how we yea what is another word for mix?
59:39
Speaker 1: Nice? Pure white power, pure white power, combo, pure white power.
59:49
Speaker 7: Like some stores might be hesitant to get this up
59:51
Speaker 7: on the shelves.
59:52
Speaker 1: Why that's why we're selling direct to consumer. I'm not
59:55
Speaker 1: worried about breaking mortar. We just said, like, there's no
59:58
Speaker 1: reason you're wasting your time.
1:00:00
Speaker 7: Acting us going on like a tour like you know,
1:00:02
Speaker 7: like Burton Tom or like the Nelk Boys. I think Charlie.
1:00:07
Speaker 4: Hunting lodges, elks clubs, veterans.
1:00:11
Speaker 1: Clubs, and debate students. Yeah, I think.
1:00:16
Speaker 4: Yeah. And then we and we hand out the drinks beforehand.
1:00:18
Speaker 7: Yeah, we get people loose, get.
1:00:21
Speaker 4: Them loose so that if anyone protests, the people who
1:00:24
Speaker 4: have enjoyed the drink and beat the ship out of that.
1:00:27
Speaker 7: But I think we do need to be like showing face,
1:00:30
Speaker 7: Like we got to do a pop up at like
1:00:32
Speaker 7: in like Hoboken and we're we're behind the bar.
1:00:34
Speaker 4: You don't think we could kind of like fashion some
1:00:36
Speaker 4: kind of fun folksy thing to wear over our heads
1:00:41
Speaker 4: in like almost like the shape of a milk carton,
1:00:43
Speaker 4: but a little flowier.
1:00:46
Speaker 1: Yeah, it couldn't be too rigid because that would be uncomfortable.
1:00:48
Speaker 4: And also to make sure that the people that know
1:00:50
Speaker 4: that we're like truly supporting the farmers, we could ride
1:00:53
Speaker 4: in on horses.
1:00:54
Speaker 7: Yeah, on fire.
1:00:56
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's gonna be a lot of fire involved, and
1:00:58
Speaker 1: it would be like very secular, like not like church
1:01:01
Speaker 1: involved at all, Like we'd be like anti like we
1:01:03
Speaker 1: could be like anti church, like obviously, like burn across
1:01:08
Speaker 1: or something.
1:01:08
Speaker 4: Yeah, everybody's welcome.
1:01:11
Speaker 7: Everybody's less lactose intolerant.
1:01:14
Speaker 1: We're intolerance of the lactose.
1:01:16
Speaker 7: We're intolerant of lactose.
1:01:17
Speaker 4: Intolerant of the lactos community.
1:01:19
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think this is fucking genius. I think that
1:01:23
Speaker 1: Cuban is gonna come to us.
1:01:25
Speaker 7: I'm gonna talk to my agent and get the get
1:01:28
Speaker 7: the tour figured out.
1:01:29
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to your business manager. We're gonna be
1:01:32
Speaker 1: doing We're gonna go to like all the SEC schools.
1:01:35
Speaker 7: Oh absolutely, We're not even gonna be like not even
1:01:38
Speaker 7: SEC like Liberty going to Georgia Southern.
1:01:43
Speaker 4: There will never be lactose, there will never be a lactosa.
1:01:50
Speaker 7: That's great, that'll be our jingle.
1:01:54
Speaker 1: So fucking good.
1:01:56
Speaker 7: Kids these days just don't know how to make white
1:01:59
Speaker 7: powers like they used to hold the phone. What was that.
1:02:09
Speaker 7: We're going away from the traditional name known as white
1:02:11
Speaker 7: Russian just to be honest, we don't like the Russians.
1:02:15
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.
1:02:16
Speaker 1: It's like Freedom Fries right after September eleventh. Yeah, we
1:02:19
Speaker 1: don't like the Russians and the Freedom Fries.
1:02:21
Speaker 4: But we'd also like to add that when it comes
1:02:23
Speaker 4: to Russia versus Ukraine, I don't see why that's our problem.
1:02:27
Speaker 1: It was hilarious after nine to eleven when we were
1:02:30
Speaker 1: like attacked by a dude from like Afghanistan that were
1:02:34
Speaker 1: like fuck the French.
1:02:36
Speaker 4: For yeah, fuck the French.
1:02:40
Speaker 7: Yeah, we did that with a lot of people. We
1:02:42
Speaker 7: did that with the Japanese after Pearl Harbor, but that was.
1:02:45
Speaker 1: Like a Japanese conflict, like they attacked us, the French didn't. Yeah,
1:02:51
Speaker 1: but we were like picked out somebody else to be
1:02:53
Speaker 1: like Xenophobica.
1:02:55
Speaker 7: Yeah, we were taking it out on the Japanese Americans though.
1:03:01
Speaker 1: Your in turn in turn, which is.
1:03:04
Speaker 7: Which is to be like you had to have known, dude.
1:03:09
Speaker 7: I've lived in America my entire life. You knew it
1:03:12
Speaker 7: was coming though you could feel it.
1:03:15
Speaker 1: I just like the Dodgers. I'm literally a baseball fan.
1:03:21
Speaker 7: But I like Shohtani.
1:03:23
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just like Hideo Nomo. Dude, I was at
1:03:28
Speaker 1: a restaurant this weekend and somebody hit me with my
1:03:31
Speaker 1: fucking uh one of my top five pet peas of
1:03:35
Speaker 1: all time. It's infuriating. Ordered a meal with my wife.
1:03:40
Speaker 1: We're eating the food, and as the other people are ordering,
1:03:45
Speaker 1: they're just I fucking are food. And I swear to
1:03:49
Speaker 1: God that I would rather have somebody jam their fucking
1:03:53
Speaker 1: arm elbow deep into my dish than fucking stare at
1:03:57
Speaker 1: my dish.
1:03:58
Speaker 7: Really, that doesn't bother me at all.
1:03:59
Speaker 1: It bothers me.
1:04:00
Speaker 7: Actually kind of liked that.
1:04:00
Speaker 4: And you don't think that they're inspired by what you've ordered.
1:04:03
Speaker 1: They might have been, but they just were. It's like
1:04:05
Speaker 1: a New York table where they're closer.
1:04:06
Speaker 7: Than you and I are yeah right, yeah.
1:04:08
Speaker 1: Fucking staring at it, and they just can't stop staring.
1:04:12
Speaker 4: Did they get what you ordered? Yes? See. I almost
1:04:15
Speaker 4: think it would have been more insulting if they'd been like, Eh,
1:04:18
Speaker 4: we don't want anything that's on that tape.
1:04:20
Speaker 1: I love that, or like, have you ever been in
1:04:22
Speaker 1: like uh.
1:04:23
Speaker 7: Like what you're saying. I'm agreeing with you.
1:04:24
Speaker 1: Yeah, you like when people look at you?
1:04:26
Speaker 7: Oh, I love you? Ever get a bug? You get
1:04:28
Speaker 7: a burger in the person next to you is wow,
1:04:30
Speaker 7: the burger looks.
1:04:31
Speaker 1: Good that they glanced at it. These women were having
1:04:34
Speaker 1: a conversation with their heads tilted towards us for like
1:04:37
Speaker 1: five to ten minutes.
1:04:38
Speaker 4: About the food. Were they talking about the food?
1:04:40
Speaker 1: Yes? And they couldn't decide in typical woman fashion. They
1:04:43
Speaker 1: were like sodecisive, like should we get the omelet? We'll
1:04:46
Speaker 1: split the pancake, and they just were fucking staring at it.
1:04:49
Speaker 7: It felt so you went to a breakfast for a
1:04:51
Speaker 7: dinner place.
1:04:52
Speaker 1: I say it was dinner?
1:04:54
Speaker 7: He did? You literally said I went to dinner this weekend.
1:04:58
Speaker 4: That might have been his earlier story.
1:05:00
Speaker 1: Uh, you fool, you expose yourself. You're out of the
1:05:04
Speaker 1: white Russian business.
1:05:05
Speaker 7: Where did you go? You can? It's my idea, you know.
1:05:07
Speaker 1: It's not what are you talking about?
1:05:08
Speaker 7: I own the company as of this moment, I own
1:05:12
Speaker 7: all of the company.
1:05:14
Speaker 1: Yes, now it's an arms race. Yeah, now two can
1:05:16
Speaker 1: get to the moon first.
1:05:17
Speaker 4: Dude.
1:05:18
Speaker 7: When I went to my business manager's office to get
1:05:20
Speaker 7: my will together a couple of weeks ago, the shares
1:05:23
Speaker 7: were involved.
1:05:24
Speaker 1: Brother, I already have this and you're written out of
1:05:27
Speaker 1: my will because you're you have no shares of white.
1:05:30
Speaker 7: Right, weren't getting Ay, you weren't getting any of my
1:05:31
Speaker 7: will either, because I thought you had fifty percent of
1:05:34
Speaker 7: white power.
1:05:34
Speaker 1: It all goes to white power. If anything happens to me,
1:05:38
Speaker 1: God forbid, it goes.
1:05:39
Speaker 7: To Francis is not getting more than we're getting from
1:05:42
Speaker 7: white guys.
1:05:43
Speaker 4: I'll be honest with you. I have a lot of
1:05:44
Speaker 4: white power myself, all right, Uh, but I can always
1:05:47
Speaker 4: use a little more.
1:05:47
Speaker 7: I think we're technically all getting thirty three point three.
1:05:51
Speaker 4: I can live with that. I can live with that.
1:05:53
Speaker 4: And also for what it's worth, Hairball. Uh, don't have
1:05:56
Speaker 4: your fucking business manager right your will? Why, I don't
1:05:59
Speaker 4: think that's going to hold up in court. That's like
1:06:03
Speaker 4: asking your you know, personal trainer to run my will.
1:06:07
Speaker 7: It was my I don't remember what it was, some
1:06:11
Speaker 7: ship where I had to leave people money.
1:06:15
Speaker 4: Who gets your retirement accounts and assets and things like that. Yeah,
1:06:20
Speaker 4: that's that's your will. That's your will talking about that's
1:06:23
Speaker 4: your will? Wrote it? He wrote it. Yeah, I Harry's
1:06:28
Speaker 4: business man.
1:06:31
Speaker 7: Dear to who this may concern.
1:06:32
Speaker 4: Upon the death of my client, hair Ball, hair Ball.
1:06:36
Speaker 7: We will be taking our typical thirty percent.
1:06:39
Speaker 4: He bequeaths.
1:06:40
Speaker 1: I watched it.
1:06:42
Speaker 4: Thirty three percent of white power.
1:06:43
Speaker 7: To me, bro, you guys are divving up shairs of
1:06:47
Speaker 7: white power, like.
1:06:48
Speaker 4: Oh, I know your business manager's taking all of white powers.
1:06:50
Speaker 7: Not guy, he's not involved in white power.
1:06:52
Speaker 4: Not yet.
1:06:53
Speaker 7: He'll take five percent.
1:06:54
Speaker 4: As soon as he listens to this podcast, you know,
1:06:56
Speaker 4: clips his twenty percent of our ad revenue. He's gonna say,
1:07:00
Speaker 4: I want. I want a piece of that equity as well.
1:07:02
Speaker 1: You should do something fun with your will and make
1:07:04
Speaker 1: like a bunch of like videos, or like a scavenger
1:07:07
Speaker 1: hunt or some shit like that.
1:07:09
Speaker 7: That would be fun.
1:07:10
Speaker 4: Treasure pop up afterwards, write a poem and burry you
1:07:13
Speaker 4: know your Xbox can PlayStation controllers out in the woods
1:07:17
Speaker 4: somewhere like the town near a fishing hole.
1:07:20
Speaker 7: Yeah.
1:07:20
Speaker 4: Yeah. They did a documentary about the Fence Treasure. I
1:07:23
Speaker 4: started watching it. Then half twenty minutes in, I said,
1:07:26
Speaker 4: what am I doing here about?
1:07:28
Speaker 1: What?
1:07:29
Speaker 4: Why am I watching this?
1:07:30
Speaker 1: That's talking about every true crime murder movie.
1:07:33
Speaker 4: Some of them are good. The Karen Reid one really
1:07:35
Speaker 4: captured me.
1:07:37
Speaker 7: Fence Yeah, I looked it up. It doesn't have good reviews.
1:07:39
Speaker 7: Don't listen to reviews. Every DM I got from anyone
1:07:43
Speaker 7: who watched that said, what a great recommendation, realtastic. I
1:07:47
Speaker 7: don't watch it.
1:07:48
Speaker 4: It also helps if you don't know anything about the case.
1:07:50
Speaker 7: I don't know anything about the case.
1:07:51
Speaker 4: There you go. I think you're gonna enjoy it.
1:07:52
Speaker 7: My sister knows everything about it. Okay, Well, well we're Boston,
1:07:55
Speaker 7: we're from Boston.
1:07:56
Speaker 4: Yeah, Fen's Treasure. You know about Fen's Treasure, right at all.
1:08:00
Speaker 4: It's the old man who thought he was going to die,
1:08:02
Speaker 4: so he had five three million dollars of his like
1:08:05
Speaker 4: gold and jewels in a chest and he hid it
1:08:08
Speaker 4: in the woods in New Mexico.
1:08:12
Speaker 7: And someone found it.
1:08:13
Speaker 4: Well, he wrote a poem in a book and he
1:08:16
Speaker 4: gave people clues about where it was, and this spawned
1:08:20
Speaker 4: a gigantic treasure hunt. People would come. People I think
1:08:24
Speaker 4: got injured going and hiking in to find it.
1:08:28
Speaker 1: That is a good way to get a little like
1:08:31
Speaker 1: make it about you after you die someone.
1:08:34
Speaker 4: But he didn't. First of all, he didn't die. He
1:08:36
Speaker 4: got healthy, and someone did find it.
1:08:39
Speaker 7: He didn't find it after he died. After he didn't die,
1:08:41
Speaker 7: he didn't go look and look.
1:08:42
Speaker 4: He knew where it was. He planted it there and.
1:08:45
Speaker 7: You think like, well, I'm not going to die, you
1:08:48
Speaker 7: should probably get that three mil from the woods.
1:08:50
Speaker 1: Give me that back.
1:08:51
Speaker 7: He left it out there because he enjoyed the chase.
1:08:55
Speaker 4: He had a sense of adventure.
1:08:56
Speaker 7: Yeah, people went, someone found it and they returned it
1:08:59
Speaker 7: to him.
1:09:00
Speaker 4: I don't know what they did with it.
1:09:01
Speaker 1: He should have made it a Netflix show then he
1:09:04
Speaker 1: would have been goaded hosted by Lewan. Can you imagine
1:09:11
Speaker 1: for three million lawan show they get two hundred and
1:09:14
Speaker 1: fifty thousand?
1:09:15
Speaker 7: Damn? Huh? I mean guys watched Jaws show?
1:09:19
Speaker 1: Is it out yet? Yeah? I mean that's the state.
1:09:22
Speaker 1: What was Surviving Barschool? Fifty and what's uh the Traders?
1:09:29
Speaker 1: Two hundred and fifty thousand? All these shows are two
1:09:31
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty thousand. What happened to the million dollar show?
1:09:34
Speaker 4: Yeah, well there's too many of the shows, so it's
1:09:37
Speaker 4: getting diluted.
1:09:39
Speaker 1: Fucking bullshit.
1:09:41
Speaker 4: What's Survivor's prize? A million?
1:09:43
Speaker 1: A million? Yeah, except for on the fortieth season it
1:09:46
Speaker 1: was two million.
1:09:47
Speaker 4: You'd think that they would raise that, right.
1:09:50
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't hold the same weight that it did
1:09:52
Speaker 1: in like fucking ninety eight when it first came out.
1:09:54
Speaker 4: Or whatever. Guys, my spending is solved. I saw it.
1:10:01
Speaker 7: What'd you do?
1:10:01
Speaker 4: I have been believably obsteamy.
1:10:05
Speaker 1: I found three. I'm really crushings.
1:10:11
Speaker 4: Yeah you do.
1:10:13
Speaker 7: What was the strat?
1:10:15
Speaker 4: I got very scared about what's happening with the economy,
1:10:18
Speaker 4: and so I just said, all right, dial it in.
1:10:21
Speaker 4: I used fear. So for example, last night, I got
1:10:25
Speaker 4: home pretty late because of my flight. I was hoping
1:10:27
Speaker 4: to go to Whole Foods or Trader Joe's get some groceries.
1:10:30
Speaker 4: But I didn't have time for that. So I went
1:10:32
Speaker 4: on Uber Eats and I went to my typical go
1:10:35
Speaker 4: to Seymour's, and I was going to do the Brussels
1:10:37
Speaker 4: sprout shaved Brussels spout salad with Icelandic salmon, as well
1:10:41
Speaker 4: as the lobster mac and chay right with fees and
1:10:45
Speaker 4: delivery and tip. It was gonna be like eighty four bucks.
1:10:49
Speaker 4: And I said, not today, not today, not in tariff
1:10:53
Speaker 4: get America. So I went to Springbone and got a
1:10:58
Speaker 4: cup of broth. I drank that for dinner. That's fourteen
1:11:03
Speaker 4: dollars plus including delivery.
1:11:06
Speaker 7: Had gotten such better food for fourteen dollars.
1:11:09
Speaker 4: Well, why do you think I look, and she's starving today.
1:11:12
Speaker 7: You do look a little hungry, look a little lighter
1:11:15
Speaker 7: on your feet.
1:11:17
Speaker 4: Night. I drank dinner.
1:11:19
Speaker 7: That's great. I can't imagine. I can't. I can't do
1:11:21
Speaker 7: the whole like drinking your meals thing. They had the
1:11:24
Speaker 7: They have those KFC radios, got all those Huel drinks.
1:11:30
Speaker 7: They're delicious. I drank one, slammed it. I was hungry
1:11:35
Speaker 7: though still hungry after, but I got all my nutrients in,
1:11:37
Speaker 7: which was good.
1:11:39
Speaker 1: Bone broth is nice because there was some protein in there.
1:11:41
Speaker 7: Bone broth is extremely healthy.
1:11:43
Speaker 4: It's good. I love bone broth.
1:11:44
Speaker 7: And Dana do those?
1:11:45
Speaker 4: Yeah?
1:11:46
Speaker 7: White, Dana White's big into the bone broth beers. No, no, white.
1:11:52
Speaker 4: I thought you meant white broth.
1:11:54
Speaker 7: That's why I said white.
1:11:55
Speaker 4: After I was like, is there a whole line of
1:11:57
Speaker 4: white stuff that we could start here?
1:11:58
Speaker 1: I thought you meant our white friend of beers. And
1:12:00
Speaker 1: I was going to correct you and say he's actually
1:12:02
Speaker 1: a Egyptian. Did you know that I didn't know racist.
1:12:07
Speaker 4: Yeah. His last name is Barrawi Albin Laden.
1:12:10
Speaker 7: Was his beers.
1:12:14
Speaker 1: Did you see his bachelor party this week?
1:12:15
Speaker 4: It was yeah? He texted me because I dmmed him
1:12:18
Speaker 4: after he showed all those jerseys and I said, this
1:12:22
Speaker 4: looks awesome, and he goes, I'm in shambles right now.
1:12:25
Speaker 4: He's also been to three bachelor parties in the last
1:12:28
Speaker 4: four weekends or something Jesus Christ, and so every time
1:12:31
Speaker 4: and he's expected to just go nuts at each one. Yeah,
1:12:35
Speaker 4: that's his cross to bear. He's sort of the Grays
1:12:38
Speaker 4: O'Malley of bachelor parties. Yeah, so he tended to fall yep,
1:12:45
Speaker 4: tied it on and every time he comes home he
1:12:48
Speaker 4: can barely like keep his eyes open.
1:12:50
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm sure it's just as sounds like. Hell. This
1:12:52
Speaker 7: is leading up to his four weeks in a row
1:12:54
Speaker 7: of bachelor parties.
1:12:55
Speaker 1: And he literally Ozembek just started working.
1:12:58
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, honeymore.
1:12:59
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:13:00
Speaker 1: It's like the dude Adam Richmond from Man Versus Food
1:13:03
Speaker 1: where he just had to go and eat do eating
1:13:05
Speaker 1: competitions every week for his TV show and then he
1:13:07
Speaker 1: got massively depressed because of what he was doing to
1:13:11
Speaker 1: his body. If Dan is not depressed right now, part
1:13:14
Speaker 1: of his brain's not working well.
1:13:15
Speaker 7: Dana stopped drinking for a while, didn't He was that
1:13:18
Speaker 7: in preparation of this stretch.
1:13:19
Speaker 1: God, no, what wasn't he doing. I drink a beer
1:13:23
Speaker 1: every day until like stone cold Steve Austin looks at me.
1:13:26
Speaker 4: Yeah, he took a couple weeks off. He made it
1:13:29
Speaker 4: a couple of weeks. I don't know how exactly how long,
1:13:32
Speaker 4: but it wasn't that long.
1:13:34
Speaker 7: Tommy asked me if I had any jerseys that he
1:13:36
Speaker 7: could wear for that.
1:13:39
Speaker 1: Well, how about your mirror gives changing his numbers? How
1:13:41
Speaker 1: pissed are you? I don't give It's a throwback. Now
1:13:43
Speaker 1: throwback actually makes it more valuable because it's rare.
1:13:46
Speaker 7: Yeah, I offered up mac Jones. He said, I need
1:13:50
Speaker 7: a weird jersey for this weekend, And I said, do
1:13:52
Speaker 7: you want my mac Jones Patriots?
1:13:54
Speaker 4: And he refused?
1:13:55
Speaker 1: He said no, he's a Giants guy.
1:13:58
Speaker 7: Yeah, he should.
1:13:59
Speaker 1: Have worn to Barawi. All been lot in jersey.
1:14:03
Speaker 7: But like, what do you want? Like, what do you
1:14:04
Speaker 7: want from me? At that point? If I'm giving you
1:14:07
Speaker 7: Mac mac Jones is a good jersey to wear out.
1:14:09
Speaker 1: He just wanted to start a conversation about how he
1:14:11
Speaker 1: was invited to the bachelor party.
1:14:12
Speaker 7: And was talking about it for like three weeks.
1:14:14
Speaker 1: How are you invited?
1:14:15
Speaker 4: I was invited? Couldn't make it. I was about to say,
1:14:20
Speaker 4: because of the four play thing, my best jersey, I
1:14:27
Speaker 4: have the red authentic Michael Vick jersey from when he
1:14:31
Speaker 4: played on the Falcons.
1:14:34
Speaker 1: That's sick.
1:14:35
Speaker 4: I had to mow lawns for weeks to buy that thing.
1:14:38
Speaker 7: That's sick.
1:14:39
Speaker 4: Everyone's lawn in the neighborhood.
1:14:42
Speaker 1: How much were you charging for mo?
1:14:45
Speaker 4: Probably like eight dollars.
1:14:47
Speaker 1: I was charging like twenty five. Yeah, well, those lawns
1:14:51
Speaker 1: are probably massive. Yeah.
1:14:52
Speaker 4: True, are you pushing pushing?
1:14:54
Speaker 1: Oh my god, for eight dollars an hour.
1:14:58
Speaker 4: I mean.
1:15:01
Speaker 1: For a lawn.
1:15:02
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:15:02
Speaker 7: I don't remember how much I charged. It was probably
1:15:04
Speaker 7: like fifteen.
1:15:07
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm pretty sure I was twenty five.
1:15:09
Speaker 4: I've said this before, but I had to feed our
1:15:12
Speaker 4: neighbors cats while she was away. I fed them for
1:15:16
Speaker 4: a week, breakfast, I think, and dinner, went over twice
1:15:19
Speaker 4: a day. She gave me six bucks.
1:15:22
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, you said that, let's tough.
1:15:25
Speaker 4: Six.
1:15:26
Speaker 1: She tried to pay you in hair, right, she gave
1:15:30
Speaker 1: you an envelope of hair right.
1:15:32
Speaker 7: I had to feed my neighbors. I had to feed
1:15:35
Speaker 7: my neighbor's cat one time, and I remember I went
1:15:37
Speaker 7: over and there was like it was like they they'd
1:15:41
Speaker 7: been gone for like multiple days already. And then I
1:15:44
Speaker 7: went over to feed their cat and there was like
1:15:46
Speaker 7: shit everywhere. Yeah, like bacon, like a like a pot
1:15:50
Speaker 7: with just bacon grease in it, just on the stove still,
1:15:54
Speaker 7: and I was like, this is nasty.
1:15:56
Speaker 4: You learn a lot about people wouldn't feed their.
1:15:58
Speaker 7: Cat, which I leave I live the act sham way now.
1:16:00
Speaker 4: Or what their underwear smells like.
1:16:03
Speaker 7: Yeah, you got up in their ship.
1:16:04
Speaker 1: You learn how how they're bras feeling.
1:16:06
Speaker 7: You ever get up in someone's You ever get up
1:16:07
Speaker 7: in someone's ship while you were mowing their lawn like
1:16:09
Speaker 7: they weren't home. Take a little take a little tour. No,
1:16:13
Speaker 7: I definitely did. I definitely took a tour.
1:16:17
Speaker 1: I was always self conscious that they would be hidden
1:16:18
Speaker 1: video cameras.
1:16:19
Speaker 7: Same.
1:16:20
Speaker 1: I used to think my parents had hitting video cameras,
1:16:22
Speaker 1: like in my study area when I was a kid.
1:16:24
Speaker 1: I would like duck under where I thought they were,
1:16:26
Speaker 1: Like I was in Mission impossible.
1:16:31
Speaker 7: We had a we had a dude that we used
1:16:32
Speaker 7: to do landscaping for a lot and we would get
1:16:36
Speaker 7: paid decent, but some of the jobs were fucked and uh,
1:16:40
Speaker 7: there was yet a guesthouse that we would like use
1:16:42
Speaker 7: the bathroom. And one time he was like, we're going out. Uh,
1:16:45
Speaker 7: He's like, we're going out of town today, so like
1:16:48
Speaker 7: we won't see you guys before you leave, and we
1:16:52
Speaker 7: went in the guest house. I went in the guest
1:16:53
Speaker 7: house to go to the bathroom and they were they
1:16:54
Speaker 7: had a ton of alcohol in there and we were
1:16:56
Speaker 7: taking shots. And then we got back to work and
1:16:58
Speaker 7: then it was not a good idea and then we
1:17:01
Speaker 7: were all.
1:17:01
Speaker 1: Just working in the sun ship, fake drunk.
1:17:05
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was like a tea, taking like bombay shots.
1:17:10
Speaker 1: Just having some gin in the middle.
1:17:12
Speaker 3: Of the day.
1:17:12
Speaker 4: As as a child, Keith Molten used to come and
1:17:16
Speaker 4: help with stuff because we need I needed help on
1:17:19
Speaker 4: our property. Yeah, And we had to stain the deck
1:17:26
Speaker 4: like the the wood and water proof it. And it was,
1:17:30
Speaker 4: you know, a long. It wasn't the deck, it was
1:17:32
Speaker 4: the walkway out to the water. It was really long,
1:17:36
Speaker 4: a lot of steps like a dock. Well, the dock
1:17:39
Speaker 4: was at the end and then this was just like
1:17:42
Speaker 4: the walkway out there. Yeah, but there were I don't know,
1:17:45
Speaker 4: hundreds of slats, yeah, that we had to stain, and
1:17:48
Speaker 4: we're just sitting down and at lunch, we came in
1:17:52
Speaker 4: to take a break and my parents were up working
1:17:55
Speaker 4: somewhere else, and uh, I think I gave him a
1:17:58
Speaker 4: sandwich or something. We had sandwich, and I was like,
1:18:00
Speaker 4: you want a beer? Like, here, have a beer. We
1:18:03
Speaker 4: were I don't know, sixteen, yeah, and we drank like
1:18:08
Speaker 4: half of it each. We were just like I don't
1:18:12
Speaker 4: really want that. Yeah, and we both you know, drank beer. Yeah,
1:18:16
Speaker 4: and we'd like go party, go to parties and stuff. Yeah,
1:18:19
Speaker 4: but like we were like, we have to go back out.
1:18:22
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, and with our back spent yeah.
1:18:25
Speaker 1: Staining the deck a fun drunk no, yeah, drinking.
1:18:29
Speaker 4: I was like, what we're not, you know, we're not
1:18:31
Speaker 4: ben affleck in that damon hunting drinking beer.
1:18:36
Speaker 7: Yeah. To be honest, man, it looks like we only
1:18:38
Speaker 7: got like forty minutes left on this job, so I
1:18:41
Speaker 7: don't think I need to be wasted for that. We
1:18:45
Speaker 7: definitely did that multiple times, like bring a beer, and
1:18:49
Speaker 7: then we were like, wow, this is awful. Let's just
1:18:52
Speaker 7: finish this fucking job.
1:18:53
Speaker 1: It sounds good, dude.
1:18:54
Speaker 7: I showed up to a job. I remember one time
1:18:56
Speaker 7: when I was I was going into call. It must
1:18:58
Speaker 7: have been a senior going into college, and it was
1:19:00
Speaker 7: the summer and we were doing we were still doing
1:19:03
Speaker 7: like odd jobs. And remember we showed up and there
1:19:06
Speaker 7: was a pile. It was me and one other kid,
1:19:09
Speaker 7: and I was like, this person said they were gonna
1:19:11
Speaker 7: pay us like a couple hundred bucks to do this job,
1:19:13
Speaker 7: and he was like, yeah, I'm down. And uh. We
1:19:15
Speaker 7: showed up and it was just like a mountain of
1:19:18
Speaker 7: cinder blocks, like I'm like three hundred cinder blocks if
1:19:23
Speaker 7: not more, and pretty much they were just like can
1:19:26
Speaker 7: you just move these to there? And it was the
1:19:30
Speaker 7: most like tedious, exhausting.
1:19:33
Speaker 1: Dude.
1:19:34
Speaker 7: That's how I fucked up my the tendon in my arm.
1:19:38
Speaker 1: Because because we were just we were were just.
1:19:40
Speaker 7: Carrying cinder blocks like this all day and eventually you're like, dude,
1:19:44
Speaker 7: I can't carry anymore. And my tendon exploded in my
1:19:49
Speaker 7: arm because I had to keep carrying them.
1:19:52
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:19:53
Speaker 7: Yeah, but we didn't. We ended up get paid a lot.
1:19:55
Speaker 7: We think we got paid like two hundred bucks each.
1:19:58
Speaker 4: Age.
1:19:59
Speaker 1: How far did you have to move them?
1:20:01
Speaker 7: Probably like thirty feet maybe more, maybe like fifty feet.
1:20:05
Speaker 4: All right, I hate to do it. I have to
1:20:07
Speaker 4: jump all g I think We're good.
1:20:09
Speaker 7: Right, Yeah, we're good.
1:20:12
Speaker 1: See you guys on Thursday.
1:20:14
Speaker 4: Awesome.
1:20:17
Speaker 7: Perfect. I'm gonna be in Edmonton, Hoboken and Philadelphia coming up.
1:20:22
Speaker 7: All those tickets are available at Harry said a website
1:20:24
Speaker 7: dot com.
1:20:26
Speaker 4: I guess I'll be I'll be in Providence tomorrow or no, sorry,
1:20:30
Speaker 4: on Friday of this week. But I think the Friday
1:20:33
Speaker 4: Light Show is the only one that has any tickets left,
1:20:35
Speaker 4: if any at all. So then uh West Nayak in
1:20:39
Speaker 4: New York in a couple of weeks, Kansas City right
1:20:42
Speaker 4: after that, then Dallas and then Chicago to close out.
1:20:47
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1:20:50
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1:21:07
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1:21:10
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