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DONKEY: Fugitive On The Run Found On Dating App While Evading Authorities · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Donkey up to day.
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  Speaker 2: Damn he hogged.
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  Speaker 1: It's time for donkey, I mean trying to be donkey today.
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  Speaker 3: No more.
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  Speaker 4: They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm
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  Speaker 4: not making new people do these days.
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  Speaker 5: Called donkey of the day, and it really caught me
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  Speaker 5: off guard.
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  Speaker 4: Damn Charlamagne, who got the donkey.
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  Speaker 3: Out of the day today?
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  Speaker 2: Well, just hilarious.
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  Speaker 4: Donkey of to Day for Thursday, August twenty fourth goes
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  Speaker 4: to Wayne Parker. Now, Wayne is a prime example of
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  Speaker 4: money cannot buy you happiness and money cannot buy you
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  Speaker 4: what we all truly want, and that's love. Folks believe,
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  Speaker 4: for whatever reason that once you get the bag, all
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  Speaker 4: those things that are included. But the reality is happiness
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  Speaker 4: and love are sold separately and you truly can't even purchase.
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  Speaker 2: He's a one to day.
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  Speaker 4: See. Let me tell you the story about Wayne Parker.
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  Speaker 4: He's a wanted man. Okay, not wanted by the ladies,
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  Speaker 4: wanted by authorities all right, law enforcement, all right. According
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  Speaker 4: to the ny Post, he's been running from cops for
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  Speaker 4: nearly a year because he committed almost a million dollars
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  Speaker 4: in fraud. Oh, I can't make this up. Let's go
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  Speaker 4: to Suffix News for the report. Please.
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  Speaker 6: In October twenty twenty two, Wayne Parker of Maldenhall was
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  Speaker 6: found guilty of fraudulent trading after obtaining more than seven
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  Speaker 6: hundred and sixty five thousand pounds in credit from suppliers.
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  Speaker 6: An arrest warrant was issued when Parker failed to appear
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  Speaker 6: in court in February this year. Trading standards said Parker
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  Speaker 6: presented himself as a livestock owner, which allowed him to
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  Speaker 6: be given credit by a wide range of companies. He
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  Speaker 6: often made no attempt to settle his debts, and when
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  Speaker 6: he did, repeatedly sent checks that would bounce. Since going
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  Speaker 6: on the run, Parker is known to have been using
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  Speaker 6: the match dot com dating website and has also been
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  Speaker 6: hiring cars in a bid it is believed to avoid
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  Speaker 6: detection by the police.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, let me translate a little.
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  Speaker 4: Wayne is thirty five years old and he was found
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  Speaker 4: guilty of oweing all those pounds, which equates to nine
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  Speaker 4: hundred and seventy thousand dollars in US money to suppliers
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  Speaker 4: when he failed to show up in court in February
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  Speaker 4: for cenising. And you know when you don't show up
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  Speaker 4: to cenising for least beyond your ass, and that's exactly
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  Speaker 4: what happened. Wayne Parker has been on the run ever since,
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  Speaker 4: and I be leave that Wayne. He's gone to see
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  Speaker 4: jay Z and Beyonce's on the Run tour one too
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  Speaker 4: many times. Or from that tour he got the not
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  Speaker 4: so bright idea to think he could indeed be on
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  Speaker 4: the run and be crazy in love, dangerously in love.
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  Speaker 4: But he clearly made this decision when he was drunk
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  Speaker 4: in love wanting love, because this man decided to start
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  Speaker 4: looking for love.
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  Speaker 2: On Match dot Com.
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  Speaker 4: Now, I've never been on the run, and I would
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  Speaker 4: never go on the run if I committed a crime,
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  Speaker 4: because like presidential candidate Chris Christy, I just wouldn't be
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  Speaker 4: good at running.
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  Speaker 2: But if I.
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  Speaker 4: Did go on the run, I would think the first
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  Speaker 4: thing I would do is lay low. All right, that's
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  Speaker 4: the whole point of going on the lamb, right all right.
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  Speaker 4: Another thing I've never done is been on the dating
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  Speaker 4: app Okay, And so I did some research this morning,
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  Speaker 4: and by research, I'm in Google, and I realized that
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  Speaker 4: there's four easy steps you must do in order to
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  Speaker 4: land to date on Match dot com.
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  Speaker 2: First, they say you have.
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  Speaker 4: To nail the end my own words section because they
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  Speaker 4: say your profile has two main jobs. The grab a
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  Speaker 4: person's attention and keep it. You want to inform intrigue
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  Speaker 4: and keep the person wanting more. Wayne couldn't change his identity.
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  Speaker 4: He's an international man of mystery. And nothing says intrigue
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  Speaker 4: like fraud. So let's look at his dating profile. It
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  Speaker 4: says name Wayne Parker. Also goes by the name Sticky Fingers,
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  Speaker 4: Steve Scammy, Sammy hit A Lick, Rick Fraud, muhammad In Kazine, Gauzine, Kazeine,
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  Speaker 4: Kauzein is Oh, that's not Jerry. It makes sense now
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  Speaker 4: now now, says he says. It says about myself. We's
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  Speaker 4: financially stable as of last week. Love, long walks on
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  Speaker 4: the beach holding your hand and your debit card. Love,
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  Speaker 4: late night conversations about our path and past codes. Uh,
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  Speaker 4: which city were you born in? Name of your first pet?
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  Speaker 4: Things like that, And it says, I love whispering, sweet,
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  Speaker 4: nothing's in your ear? And I love when you whisper
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  Speaker 4: your social Security number in the mind. So far, Wayne
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  Speaker 4: Parker is checking off all the boxes. He's captured our
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  Speaker 4: attention with an interesting story. He's described his job in
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  Speaker 4: an interesting way. Oh, he hasn't actually a job. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: his occupation is untraceable. Why transfers, data collecting and telemarketing
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  Speaker 4: all makes sense?
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: He described a few of his hobbies and passions in life,
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  Speaker 4: and here goes the most important one.
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  Speaker 2: Describe the type of woman you are looking for. Wayne
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  Speaker 2: is looking for a woman.
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  Speaker 4: With good credit, a good shoulder on her heads, and
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  Speaker 4: somebody who is willing to share their life and pen
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  Speaker 4: number with him. Listen, man, Wayne Parker is still out there.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how much longer you can run when
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  Speaker 4: all folks got to do is swipe right to see
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  Speaker 4: you exist. And I know that it's only a matter
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  Speaker 4: of time before you get arrested, because I am sure
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  Speaker 4: your match dot com profile is popping right now, and
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  Speaker 4: you're not even gonna be able to avoid hooking up
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  Speaker 4: with someone that you met on the site. Okay, and
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  Speaker 4: when you get the where you're going, it's gonna be
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  Speaker 4: a nice dinner, nice conversation.
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  Speaker 2: Hell, you might even get some dessert and her credit
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  Speaker 2: card number.
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  Speaker 4: But when that date is over, authorities will be right
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  Speaker 4: there waiting to put you in matching handcuffs to take
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  Speaker 4: you to get matching orange jumpsuits and match you up
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  Speaker 4: with a salemate who's looking to give you the runs
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  Speaker 4: because he wants love to.
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  Speaker 2: Please give Wayne Parker the sweet challenge of the Hamiltons.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, you are the dog gee of the day,
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  Speaker 1: the dog gee all the day. Yee alright.
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  Speaker 2: BTC later who.
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 5: Everybody else? Earlier, Kiki during the room that she reported
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  Speaker 5: about Kevin Hart, and Kevin Hart had a little uh kerfuffle.
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  Speaker 2: No, he had a curve forty plus. Let's listen to
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  Speaker 2: what he said to.
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  Speaker 3: All my men women out there that are forty years
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  Speaker 3: old and above. It's not a game. Respect that age
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  Speaker 3: or that age will make you respect it. It's just
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  Speaker 3: public serface announcement. Because I know people may see me
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  Speaker 3: out and I don't want you to be alarm, but
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  Speaker 3: I'm in a wheelchair. Shout out to Steven wildly. I'm
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  Speaker 3: gonna go to put this story out there before you do.
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  Speaker 3: Me and Steven we got to little debate. This debate
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  Speaker 3: was based off of who was faster. Steven said, Kevi
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  Speaker 3: ain't no way you're gonna beat me. Steven is ex
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  Speaker 3: NFL running back play for the Patriots. I said, Steve,
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  Speaker 3: you can bet it. He said back, I said, bet
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  Speaker 3: we get out there, we go run a forty year
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  Speaker 3: old dash. Guys, I blew all. My tore my lord abdermen,
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  Speaker 3: my abductors are torn. I don't even know what that is,
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  Speaker 3: but I tore him. I can't walk. What are we
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  Speaker 3: competing for this age?
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  Speaker 6: Why we like?
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  Speaker 2: What am I doing? Stupid?
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  Speaker 3: And now I can't walk because I'm somewhere trying to
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  Speaker 3: get the title of the fastest the barbecue?
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  Speaker 2: All right, so.
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  Speaker 5: Question eight hundred and five eight five one oh five one?
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  Speaker 5: What are some signs you're getting old?
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you something, man, this I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 4: you why. This is a great conversation because it's a
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  Speaker 4: lot of things you don't know you can do anymore
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  Speaker 4: when you forty plus until you do it.
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  Speaker 2: So we are gonna actually save some people this morning.
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  Speaker 2: Come about you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: What a's some signs?
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  Speaker 4: It was quickly.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just curious you got one.
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  Speaker 2: I had to think about it.
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  Speaker 5: We'll talk about it when we come back after Well,
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  Speaker 5: for me, I know the main one is I take
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  Speaker 5: grown man naps, That's what I call him.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I've been doing that.
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  Speaker 4: That's that's nothing. I'm forty five years old. I'm gonn
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  Speaker 4: take the natural release for ten years.
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  Speaker 5: We'll talk about it when we come back. All right,
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  Speaker 5: eight hundred five eight five one oh five one. Kiki,
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  Speaker 5: our co host is here. Our guess co hosts head.
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  Speaker 2: And already told us what she can't do.
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  Speaker 1: What baby, that's just.
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  Speaker 5: Because I'm big, Oh right right, Jesus Christ, It's the
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  Speaker 5: Breakfast Club.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, donkey.
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  Speaker 4: Today is brought to you by the law office of
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  Speaker 4: Michael Slammingsoft.
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  Speaker 2: Don't be a donkey. Dob pound two fifty on your
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  Speaker 2: cell and say the bull.
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  Speaker 4: If you've been hurting a construction accident, that's pound two
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  Speaker 4: five oh from your cell and say the bull.