Latest / overslept w/ chris laker / dont hook up at work - oct 22 2026
Transcript
- Chris Laker: I am very tired. I did not get enough sleep last night. My whoop has already told me that. I told my whoop to leave me alone. I could take it off. I could turn off the alerts on my phone and not see what it has to say. I could go about my life. Nobody is making me wear the whoop. I have a year subscription that's not up yet. When it comes to an end, think I'm done whooping. It looks douchey too. What is this like twenty twenty twenty two when people got excited about the whoop because they were giving them away to athletes LeBron's wearing a whoop. You think he really needs that? you think professional athletes need the whoop? they know how to exercise. I told you all about yesterday, yesterday. Yesterday's episode did come out technically today. It was I forget what time, but it was late. I was tired. Now I'm getting up and still tired. I might fall asleep while I'm recording this. if I do, I'll leave it in. I gotta like fight to keep my eyes open. Look how fucking red my eyes are too. I'm fucking Bloodshot the fuck. I don't really care. doesn't bother me. I would never buy Visine. kids would always have Visine in high school because your eyes get bloodshot when you smoke weed. But I would just say my eyes are bloodshot. What's the big deal? What, you're every time your eyes are bloodshot, you're high? That's the only time. You know, I don't sleep a lot. You were accusing me of smoking marijuana as a high school student. I'm planning for my future here. How dare you? I was up all night studying. That's why my eyes are bloodshot. I never got caught being high school. The one time I was accused vehemently of smoking weed by a teacher. I was not. I smelled like cigarettes. But she's like, I s know this, I know the smell of weed. I've been teaching a long time and you are smell and I was like, it's cigarettes. I sneak off and smoke cigarettes, which is totally cool. I wasn't supposed to be smoking cigarettes either, but that's less of a deal it should be worse to them if you're smoking cigarettes over smoking wheat, maybe now it would be. Cigarettes are back or they're not. I don't know. I quit 'cause it was expensive That was a Mayor Bloomberg thing in New York. He's made cigarettes like fifteen dollars a pack I was broke I knew a place I would I could get them for eight dollars a pack. They would go to Virginia, buy cigarettes, and sell them for cheaper. that place got busted and shut down, There would be a woman in the East Village that would come around and sell bootleg DVDs and cheap cigarettes. I don't know what happened to her. She stopped showing up I'm babbling so much. yesterday I was loopy. Today I might be even a little bit more so. thank you for being here. I appreciate it. I am now going to read some headlines from Reddit News sorted by Hot say some things about those headlines. I'm gonna get to the news. judge orders Trump to sit for deposition and defamation lawsuit against the BBC by December eleventh. That's soon. I don't think he's gonna show up. What are they gonna do? They're not gonna arrest him, they're not gonna do anything about it. He's gonna say, I can't make it. I forget why he's suing the BBC. I'm sure they said something accurate he didn't like it. It'll be fun to see him sit down for a deposition if he does, but I don't think he will. Because if he does sit down for a deposition, he's gonna look like an idiot. And maybe get really mad. that would be fun. when he yells at people, what's wrong with you? He did that to a reporter the other day. does that look tough to people? he sounds like a baby. to some people that's tough. I find him to be a very unlikable person. Look maxing streamer known as clavicular plead guilty to rape charge. yeah, of course he did. that's what he's gonna do. He doesn't seem like the kind of guy that says, you know what, I'm gonna own up to something that I did here. not saying I know that he did it. The accuser says when she was seventeen he got her drunk and sexually assaulted her. He's saying it was consensual There were so many interviews with this guy in a short period of time, the only reason I ever knew who he was because that one video was going around with him and these other streamers singing Hal Hitler in a limousine in Miami. They're singing the Kanye West song, Hal Hitler. And then it seemed like everybody was interviewing him because he was nuts. if he's guilty, I hope he goes to jail. Biologist David Sabatini went six million dollars in defamation lawsuit. A woman who he worked with accused him of inappropriate. They were having a relationship. He says it was consensual. I don't she felt pressured or something is what she said. then he got fired. you can't hook up at work anymore. That's over. Don't hook up at work. He won his money, but it disrupted his life. He's already getting paid. He's top biology dude. would have been better if he didn't have to go through all this. you can't hook up at work. I hooked up at work one time, but we were at the same level and she made a little more money than me. So that was all right. definitely wouldn't do that now. That was back in the two thousands, I didn't just go barreling into that situation. It happened outside of work. it took time for that to build up. There was another time I asked a woman out at work. I would ask her out on dates because she hated me and was really mean to me. this was a movie that I worked on she just hated my gut. I don't know why. so then I would say sh we should go to the movies. We should go out sometime, we should go bowling, she would laugh at that and it would make her li hate me a little less, but then she would forget the next time she saw me but yeah, don't hook up at work. if you're world class biologist, definitely don't hook up at work, dude. Come on. maybe it's hard to sell that biology as hot on the apps, you know on Tinder field. Maybe you go on field with that biology. People are into all sorts of shit on field. I've never been on field, Been in a relationship for fucking 16 years. I haven't been on any apps. Bangladesh says it was not informed of its citizens' execution by Saudi Arabia. They executed two people from Bangladesh in Saudi Arabia. They were convicted of committing an indecent act in a mosque, they won't say what the act was, but they executed them. wouldn't go traveling to places where they execute people that freely. I want to see the world. Not that bad. if you are going to Saudi Arabia, wouldn't go in that mosque. Don't know where the lines are. And they apparently take it very seriously. The independent colon provocative news show explores whether members of the public will spot Nazi ideology today if it's Repackaged and made to appear acceptable. This is on channel four in the UK. I can answer that question. No, and yeah, but don't care. and then people who are mad and nobody listens to them. That's the story. I don't know how many parts are to this show. Okay, they'll have people s defending the Nazi rhetoric or saying, it's it's not Nazi rhetoric. And then Elon Musk saying, I didn't. Seek aisle. No, my heart goes out to you. You know that symbol that everybody does all the time. My heart goes out to you. It looks just like a seek aisle. It's a provocative news show. Check it out if you're in the United Kingdom. Called Are You Kind of a Nazi? Virginia State Senator L. Louise Lucas indicted on drug and money laundering charges. This is an investigation that started a while ago under Biden. Does sound like she is guilty. They're probably dropping the hammer 'cause right before the midterms. But it's not made up. I don't think there's any real big local elections going on in Virginia. I don't think this is going to change anybody's voting yes, there's corrupt Democrats. some of the Democrats not great. the alternative is so much worse that it makes it feel this is so good. I can't wait to vote for Becerra. here in California for governor. I'm voting for Becerra. Not excited about him, but Steve Hilton, no, I gotta vote for fucking Steve Hilton, a British Fox News guy. but this particular Democrat sounds like she might pretty corrupt. 27-year-old man credited for saving kids, driver in runaway school bus. This happened in Minnesota. The driver was having a seizure. Dude sees the school bus going by with the door open. He jumps in and saves the kids. Pretty crazy. And he said that was because he watched Gray's Anatomy and saw people in Crazy situations and it tells you how to be calm. I never watched Gray's Anatomy, but he credited Gray's Anatomy to him being able to save these kids on a bus.