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Pass the Popcorn | Shit Moms Say #3 · Shit Moms Say

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_02: Welcome to the Shit Mom Stay Podcast.
• 0:02
  SPEAKER_02: My name's Destiny.
• 0:03
  SPEAKER_02: I'm your host.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is my co-host, L D.
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  SPEAKER_01: We are two sisters, two moms.
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  SPEAKER_02: And a whole lot of shit talkers.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_02: Preach it sister.
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_02: Perfect.
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_02: Um, so if you tuned in last episode, we might look the same.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_02: It's because we are recording in the same day.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_02: Um because somebody actually you'll know where she's going if you go watch last episode.
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_02: You would already know.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_02: So where where are you at?
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not sure.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_01: So if you don't know, yeah, that's not true.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_01: Go listen.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_01: It ain't our yeah, ain't our job to tell you where I'm going.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_01: How long I'm gone.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_02: This isn't shameless.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_02: We're not giving you a recap of what happened last episode.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_02: Not even an unhinged recap.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_02: Nope.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_02: Not even in the slightest.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_02: She's going on vacation.
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  SPEAKER_02: Anyway.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_02: So for a week and a half.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_02: Um, on a cruise into uh Clearwater, Florida.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_01: None of our business recap.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_01: Go listen anyway.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_02: Um anywhere you watch our podcast and on YouTube if you want to see what we look like in these moo moos.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_02: These ugly.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_02: I think they're cute.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm sorry.
• 1:13
  unknown: Meow.
• 1:13
  unknown: Okay.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, we talk about roaches and a bunch of other stuff too.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_02: So you should stop.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, I'm sorry, you have to go watch it.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_02: I don't even know why you're go watch it.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_02: Go watch it and then come back.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_02: We'll wait.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_02: We'll wait.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_02: No, we won't, just kidding.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_02: So, um Did you hear that?
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_02: Excuse me?
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_02: I think this place is haunted.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_02: Um ign oh and you'll also know why our background looks a little ghetto in last episode.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_02: She's cute.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_02: No, she not.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_02: Have you seen her?
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_00: I think there's candy.
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_00: It's like on the wall.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_00: But whatever.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_02: It's what it is.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_02: We don't talk about it.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_02: You don't judge us for how this is supposed to be a no a judgment freeze on.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_02: Actually, we're supposed to be the only one judging.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_02: And then you're supposed to add in your two cents while it's like you're here with us.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_02: It's like you're part of the group.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_02: Anyways, um, what is the best movie trilogy that you think, in your opinion?
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_02: Movie trilogy?
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_02: What do you mean?
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, yeah.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, hell.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_02: I don't you can't be putting me on you can't be putting me on the spot like that.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_02: You wanna know what you want to know what I think it is?
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_02: Fifty Shades of Grey.
• 2:26
  unknown: Oh, that one's good.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_02: That one's really good.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_02: Um, the timeline is a little crazy because it all happens in within like a year and a half, and I'm like, whoa.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's fast.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_01: And that's that's crazy.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_01: That's about as fast as you are.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Anyways.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_02: There was a stray cut.
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  SPEAKER_02: Anyways, I think it's Fifty Shades of Great.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_02: Now, movie like series.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_02: Dare I say the Hunger Games?
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  SPEAKER_01: That one is pretty good, but I like a lot of the Marvel stuff too.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_02: Mmm, yeah.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_02: I like the Harry Potter too, and Star Wars.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_01: I've never watched Harry Potter all the way through, and I'm not sure as hell watching Star Wars because I'm not gonna go.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_02: It's good.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_02: It's good, no, it's good once you lock in.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_02: You gotta lock in.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_02: You got to.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_01: And if you haven't, you need to.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_01: I know that's my husband's job, it ain't my job.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_02: But you like The Mandalorian.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_02: I do.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_01: Only because I'm Grogu uh.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_02: So then what's the problem with Yoda?
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_01: What's the problem with Yoda?
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_01: Because then he got old and ugly and not cute anymore.
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_02: But he was wise.
• 3:31
  SPEAKER_02: That was my Yoda impression.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_02: That was my Yoda impression.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_02: That's like Reagan pretending to be Stitch.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_01: I'm Stitch!
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_02: God And then you have to lock in and be like, that was really good.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_02: I thought that he was in here.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_02: Stitch, where are you?
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, even though she's like, can I follow you?
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna go.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_02: I'm stitched.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_02: I mean it's my job to be like, no, that was probably.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_02: No, it's not.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, no.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_01: You are a mean aunt.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_01: And you're the reason you being mean to Reagan is why I have to be mean to my two-year-old?
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_02: She's seven.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_02: And she's just You've been mean since she was born.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_02: That is not true.
• 4:15
  SPEAKER_02: You you're a bully.
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_02: You bully a toddler.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_02: Oh god almighty.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, womp womp.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_02: It helps build character.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_01: That's why I bully yours.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_01: She's oh.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_01: And it will continue.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, I think.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_01: You might just push her down.
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, please don't.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_01: No, you know I'm gonna push down?
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_01: Ship ship.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_01: Because once you push him, he's gonna roll then.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_02: No, he's not.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, I think because I just recently re-watched all of the um Hunger Games.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_01: They are actually really good.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_02: And then they have a new one coming out in November that I'm gonna watch.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's the one about Heymanch, right?
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_02: Ooh, yeah, that'd be good.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I know.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm excited.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_02: And you know, they're the casting is so good for those movies.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_02: Like they are so spot on, it's honestly a little sick.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_01: Like I'm like I do like Hunger Games pretty good.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_01: But it's hard to beat Marvel.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_02: True.
• 5:14
  SPEAKER_02: But no, they just started adding random like people in there.
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_02: And then Iron Man.
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, see, stop stop adding all these random people.
• 5:20
  SPEAKER_01: I don't care about them.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_01: Just give me more Iron Man.
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_01: He died.
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_01: I know, which makes me sad.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_02: Bring him back in there.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, we're technically not spoiling because the movie's been out for years.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_02: Like it, I'm no joke, it might be 10.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_01: But bring him back.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_02: Well, he's coming back as Doctor Doom, Robert Downey Jr.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_01: I love you 3000.
• 5:42
  SPEAKER_01: I'll never recover.
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_02: But I mean, I just re I just re-watch all the Hunger Games.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_02: And it's like I can watch those movies a thousand times and they don't get old.
• 5:53
  SPEAKER_02: Well, me and Derek tried to watch all the Harry Potters and then we just got over it and just I do love a good Harry Potter, but that's for me, that is such a winter that and Star Wars to me are such wintertime movies.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_02: If that makes sense.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_02: Um It doesn't.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_02: It does though.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_02: Because if you really understood Harry Potter, you know that it's just so winter.
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_02: It is so winter.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_02: And that's like I saw and there's just so many movies that are like that to me.
• 6:22
  SPEAKER_01: Right, yeah, it's so winter.
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, you don't watch home alone during June, like in June.
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_02: You don't do that.
• 6:30
  SPEAKER_02: That's com You don't do that.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_02: That is completely different.
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, you don't watch The Nightmare Before Christmas in June.
• 6:39
  SPEAKER_02: I do.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_02: I don't.
• 6:41
  SPEAKER_01: The fact that they have not come out with a part two of that just kind of pisses me off though.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_02: No, have you ever watched the movie Coraline?
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_02: I did, I didn't like it.
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_02: I will not handle Quaralline Slander.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_02: I literally just recently rented that off a Prime video when they had it for free on Disney Plus, and so I renewed my Disney Plus subscription.
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_02: $20.
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_02: Can't you believe that shit for no ads?
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_02: Because I ain't watching no ads.
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_01: Oh we we do the ads because we cheap.
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_01: But dude, like these subscriptions are ridiculous.
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_01: And then if you have multiple.
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_02: Don't even get me started on, like, if you want to watch like a sports game.
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_02: Dude.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_02: Like, there is no reason why I should have to have Prime.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_02: And you can have ESPN Plus, but no, you have to have ESPN premium for that shit.
• 7:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's ridiculous.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_01: Because you used to just be able to turn on the freaking TV and just watch the games.
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_01: The end.
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_02: But now you have to get Peacock and Amazon Prime.
• 7:37
  SPEAKER_01: And now you have like six different subscriptions.
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_01: And it's ridiculous.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_01: And and still probably need the NFL Plus.
• 7:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_01: That's like$300.
• 7:47
  SPEAKER_02: And that's and that's freaking I mean it's freaking ludicrous.
• 7:50
  SPEAKER_02: If I why why pay that much?
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_02: You might as well just go watch a game in person.
• 7:54
  SPEAKER_01: And the NFL's really cracked down on it too because we used to be able to like gelbait some stuff.
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_01: Like you used to be able to find streams where you could still watch the other games without having the subscriptions.
• 8:05
  SPEAKER_01: And now You can't do that shit no more.
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_01: We can't we can't find any.
• 8:09
  SPEAKER_01: And I don't know, like I've it just pisses me.
• 8:12
  SPEAKER_01: It's so funny because the last Steelers game, Derek thought he found a stream.
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_01: And I was watching and I'm like, they did an onside kick in the first quarter.
• 8:23
  SPEAKER_01: Not the Steelers, the other team.
• 8:24
  SPEAKER_01: Did an onside kick.
• 8:26
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, why would you do it an onside kick in the first quarter?
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_01: Like, what kind of freaking retarded BS is this?
• 8:34
  SPEAKER_01: That you're doing an onside kick in the first quarter.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_01: And then I get to look in and I was like, this doesn't look real.
• 8:41
  SPEAKER_01: And it was a freaking madden game.
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_02: Are you serious?
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_02: Jesus Christ.
• 8:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, it was Madden.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_02: But yeah, I mean, that's insane.
• 8:52
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, favorite what what is such a good like a book series?
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_02: Like hands-down book series?
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I don't really read a lot of book series.
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_01: No, I I am the person that I have to have like complete concentration to be able to read something and actually know, like retain it in my brain what's going on.
• 9:11
  SPEAKER_02: Well my thing is I like to for some reason I like to watch the movies and then read the book.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_01: Which is so backwards, but I just feel like I like that better though because then I already have a vision of the characters and I'm not disappointed.
• 9:25
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_02: And then I have to I'm a huge audiobook person.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_01: Whereas, so like Fifty Shades of Grey, for instance.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_01: I read that first and then watched the movies and I was completely disappointed.
• 9:37
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_01: In the Christian Grey selection particularly.
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_02: Are you serious?
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_02: No, I think Jamie Dornan done a fabulous job.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_01: Whenever I heard that Charlie Hunnam was in the run for it, he just said I was like, ooh.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_02: But he just God doesn't give Christian Grey.
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_02: No, he does.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_02: He doesn't.
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_02: He has always been Jack's teller from Sons of Anarchy to me.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_02: Or Ed Gean.
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_02: That was weird.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_02: Mother.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_02: Mother.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_02: And then he danced around in her face.
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_02: Watch that on Netflix if you haven't.
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_02: It's really weird.
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_02: Have you seen the Lizzie Borden one that they just came out with?
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_01: Um, no, not entirely yet.
• 10:12
  SPEAKER_02: Well, the thing with um the started watching it last year.
• 10:15
  SPEAKER_02: The person who makes that type of stuff, they're so not accurate with their stuff.
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_02: Like, it is such a well thought out show and it's so good, but it's based on real stuff and they don't give facts.
• 10:27
  SPEAKER_02: Like, they uh in the Menendez Brothers stuff, they sorry, I didn't mean to play footsie with you.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_02: Um in the Menendez Brothers stuff, they were not accurate at all.
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_02: And that is especially a case with them, because I will defend them until I die.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_02: Um that doesn't mean go around unaliving your parents, by the way.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_02: No, but they were they were it was terrible.
• 10:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 10:51
  SPEAKER_02: But the way that that show made them out to be is terrible.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_01: Well, they have to do it for the drama.
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_01: They don't have to do it, but they choose to do it for the drama because it increases their viewing.
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_02: I am a huge horror person in the paranormal and stuff.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_02: So I knew about the whole Lizzie Borden thing, I mean, years ago.
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_02: Um, so I I haven't watched it because I think I'm gonna be disappointed.
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_02: Um but her mom.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_01: Who?
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_01: Lizzie Borden?
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_01: I wanna just I wanted to smack her face half the time.
• 11:30
  SPEAKER_02: I haven't watched the series yet.
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_02: It's it's a lot.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_02: I've seen like previews on like TikTok, but that's about it.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_01: But well her mom has this couch.
• 11:40
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I don't think you should say anything yet because it's not like I think it's like a known But it just came out.
• 11:46
  SPEAKER_02: I think.
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_02: I mean the case, yeah, but it just came out.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think you should spoil it.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_02: Fine.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, but I totally get it, and we'll talk about it later.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_02: But I don't want to spoil it for everybody.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's like one of the known things, but whatever, it's fine.
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_02: Then what is it?
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_02: What is it?
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_02: And if you haven't watched it, then go watch it right now.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay, then tell me.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_01: So her mom has this couch that's apparently been in the family for forever.
• 12:09
  SPEAKER_01: It's a white couch with like the wood background or whatever, like a mahogany, some biggest like that.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_02: It's ma or in the Hunger Games whenever she stabs the table.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_02: It's mahogany.
• 12:21
  SPEAKER_02: You know.
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway.
• 12:23
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, yeah.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_01: She has this white couch, and so Lizzie apparently starts her period, and it's like a very heavy flow.
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_01: And so it's on this white couch.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_02: Um, you want me to be honest with you?
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_02: And her mom was so mean about it.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_02: That is the couch where they found her dad's head, like in in uh the state that it was in whenever he was.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, but Charlie Hunnam plays in this one too.
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_01: He's the dad.
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I know.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_01: Ooh, and he he looks so gross in this one.
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_01: It's something about like the hair that he had, and I'm sure it's like just the character he's playing or whatever, but like I don't know how you can make Charlie Hunnam look unfine, but he does not look fine in this one.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_01: He looked finer as Ed Hean.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't think so.
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't think so.
• 13:14
  SPEAKER_02: I think that I will always see him as Jack Teller, and he just played that role really good.
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_02: Anything else that he plays in, I'm just not a huge fan.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_02: I love it.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_01: You give me some.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_01: But he's always gonna be Jack's.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, and he just plays that so well and everything else bad boy really well.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_01: But you put him in like some like weird property.
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, some weird chill.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_02: Well, he's actually, I mean, he naturally has an accent because he is for his accent is so fine.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-mm.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not a fan.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_01: I'm a fan.
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_02: I'm really just not.
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_02: But he needs to play a bad boy.
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_02: He does.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_02: I think that we need a Sons of Anarchy reboot business.
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_01: Well, they're gonna do the new.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_01: He's getting ready to have another show.
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_02: Like Sons of Anarchy?
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 14:06
  SPEAKER_01: It's not like necessarily Sons of Anarchy, but it's most of the cast from Sons of Anarchy.
• 14:11
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I didn't like the Mayance.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just gonna be real.
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't like the Mayans.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I thought it was okay.
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_01: It was just okay though.
• 14:17
  SPEAKER_01: Like, you it's hard to follow up from Sons of Anarchy.
• 14:21
  SPEAKER_02: A good show.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, that show is so good.
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_01: The only thing that sucked about Sons of Anarchy was the way that Jax ended.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_02: Well, not just I think no, I disagree.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_02: I think that that was such a good I mean it wasn't a good ending.
• 14:35
  SPEAKER_02: No, but it just made so much sense to me.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_01: No, he did all this work to try to get the club to get out of the club to make his family better, all this stuff.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_01: He was just trying to improve the life for his kids, and then you just go and unalive yourself in front of a semi truck.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_02: Just like his dad went out.
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_02: He literally lived the exact same life that his dad did.
• 14:55
  SPEAKER_02: Because he read and like And if you haven't watched that show, you need to go watch it because yeah, we're spoiling it, but you should have already watched it by now.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_02: It was so good.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_01: Remember, we used to like literally have watch parties when it would come out.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_01: Um get together and like watch it.
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, yeah.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_02: Us and and my other side of the family.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, your Fasha.
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, but yeah, it's such a good show.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_02: And I really do hate the fact that they end up killing all of the main characters there.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_01: They literally Obi was my I don't want to talk about it.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, I I could like never recover from Obi.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_02: I watch it and I cry every time.
• 15:38
  SPEAKER_02: That's like Marley and me.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_02: So sad.
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_02: I rewatched Marley and Me the other day.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_01: I will not.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_02: If you haven't, oh Actually, how about y'all just y'all just go watch all of this?
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_02: How about you just you just go watch all of it?
• 15:53
  SPEAKER_02: Um, Marley and me is so anytime a dog dies in a movie.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_02: I hope that you know.
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_02: I hope that you guys know this too.
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_02: I cannot finish John.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_02: There was this one time me, mom, David, and Jacob were in a hotel we were traveling, and they put on John Wick on the hotel TV.
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_02: It was John Wick one, and I've never seen it, and everybody was like, oh my god, that's so good.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, okay.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_02: I'm watching it and the dog dies.
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_01: I'm done.
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_02: I and to this day, I've never watched that John Wick movie or any John Wick movie all the way through.
• 16:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 16:27
  SPEAKER_01: Anytime a dog dies in a movie, I'm I'm instantly tuned out.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_01: I I can I can't.
• 16:34
  SPEAKER_01: No, because how you gonna go, how you gonna go and let a dog die in the first 10 minutes of a movie?
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_02: In such a brutal way.
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_02: And I just like that's crazy.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_02: I made Adalie watch um a dog's purpose the other day.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's where the dog dies like a million times.
• 16:49
  SPEAKER_02: But they they always die like and you know, he's always just so happy, and then they come back.
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_02: I don't like it.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_02: So it makes me not feel as bad for making her watch it.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't it's such a good movie though.
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_02: And the book's even better.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_01: I don't like when doggies die.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_01: Makes me sad.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_02: What's your favorite romance movie?
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_02: Apparently this this episode's just gonna be all about movies because my favorite romance movie?
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_01: I love a good romance.
• 17:15
  SPEAKER_01: Love and basketball.
• 17:19
  unknown: What?
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_01: Have you never watched love and basketball?
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_01: I'm pretty sure mom has a DVD at her house.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_02: I need I I want you as the viewer and for our audio viewers or listeners, I need you to go to YouTube and I need you to look at my face.
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_02: What the fuck are you talking about?
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_01: Love and basketball.
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_01: Have you never watched Love and Basketball?
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_02: I've watched one Tree Hill, and that's about as close to love and basketball as I've gotten.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, love and basketball is some good stuff.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_01: It's good stuff.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_02: Out of all the I want you to think, because you are almost 40, and I want you to think about all of the romance movies that you've seen in your lifetime.
• 18:00
  unknown: Yeah.
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_02: Love and basketball.
• 18:05
  unknown: Yeah.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_01: Love it I love that movie.
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_02: When did it come out?
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know clue.
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_02: Late 2005.
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_01: Might even be before then.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_01: It's so good.
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_02: But it's not.
• 18:22
  SPEAKER_02: You wouldn't know you haven't seen it.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_02: But Love and Mastermore.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_02: What's yours?
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_02: I have too many.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_02: Um name a few.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I really do like the Fifty Shades of Grace.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_01: We're talking romance, not smut.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_01: That's that's not.
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_01: It's smut.
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_02: It's still he changed for her.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_02: If you haven't seen those movies, you really need to go, but I really recommend listening to.
• 18:44
  SPEAKER_01: She changed for him too.
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_01: To adapt to his smut.
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_02: His red.
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_02: Anyways.
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_02: Um that or I really enjoyed the people we meet on vacation.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_02: It's on Netflix.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_02: You should.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_01: Sweet Home Alabama is another one.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_02: Uh we're about to cut the cameras.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_02: Sweet Home Alabama.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_02: Sweet Home Alabama.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_02: With Reese Willersman?
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_01: That's good.
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_01: Or I think it's called Where the Heart Is.
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_01: Is that the one where she has the baby in the Walmart?
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_02: And she names it like America's?
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_02: That's a good one.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_02: I love that movie.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_00: It is so good.
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_02: I love that movie.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_01: Oh it always made me want to give birth in a Walmart.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_01: The old woman reminded me of Mom's Mom.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_01: I don't.
• 19:46
  SPEAKER_01: She was a lot like her.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_01: And so I think I usually She named the baby like Americus.
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_02: I usually envision her as a she got like free Walmart for life or something.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, I love that movie.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_02: And I always thought that that movie was a fever dream until like, you know, like when you're scrolling on TikTok and like movies come in and parts, like just from random clips.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, oh my god, it was real.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_02: And then he found her whenever like her water broke and she was giving Brother Walmart.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that was a good one.
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_02: What just happened?
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_02: It's fine.
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, I was fine.
• 20:21
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, perfect.
• 20:21
  SPEAKER_02: We're still rolling.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_02: Um, anyways, the people we meet on vacation, I didn't after reading the book, because the book is really good, they left so many key parts out of the movie, but the movie is still really good.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_01: They always leave key parts out of the movie.
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_02: But no, I'm talking like key key parts.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_02: And it's really good.
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_02: Um that I don't know.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like there's another one.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_01: I'm trying to think of like romance movies.
• 20:51
  SPEAKER_01: I know there's been another one that I really liked, and I can't think of it.
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_02: Oh well.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_02: There's ten things I hate about you.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_02: Don't you make a face, miss loving basketball?
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, the only thing good about that movie is hate ledger.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_02: Um, the girl.
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_02: She's on dancing with the stars this season.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_02: Julia Stiles.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_02: She's on Dancing with the Stars.
• 21:15
  unknown: I don't care.
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_01: She's ugly.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_01: She looks like one of the vampires from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what that is.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_02: God almighty!
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_01: I I'm sick of this age gap.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_01: Your mother.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_02: Your mama.
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_02: Your mother.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sick of this age gap.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_01: Because you don't know anything about anything.
• 21:38
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I've heard of it.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_02: Well, anyways.
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_01: They're coming out with a new carry movie.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_01: For like what, the tenth time?
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_01: They have several.
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_01: They just came out with one a few years ago.
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I know, and I just rewatched it, and it kind of sucks.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_02: They're coming out with a new Oh! Have you watched off campus yet?
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_02: You need to.
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_02: What is it?
• 22:02
  SPEAKER_02: It's a show on Amazon, bro.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_02: Of like hockey, and they have books.
• 22:07
  unknown: It's really good.
• 22:08
  SPEAKER_02: I got FOMO so bad though.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_02: Because they're all in college and they're all having fun.
• 22:12
  SPEAKER_02: Have you watching the um secret lives of Mormon Lives?
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, no, but somebody asked me that the other day.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_02: No, I don't care about no Mormon.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_02: I don't care about the fact that she's got an OF.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_02: I don't care.
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_02: Who's got an OF?
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_02: All of them.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think so.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think so.
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_02: I think so.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_02: Oh no, they're all swingers.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_01: They're not all swingers.
• 22:43
  SPEAKER_01: So the main character is a swinger.
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_01: They she was.
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_01: And that's how they essentially got famous, was from her whole thing from that.
• 22:53
  SPEAKER_01: But um yeah, it's a lot of drama.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and I you know, I have enough going on in my life, and I don't need all that.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_02: And they all just seem so two-faced.
• 23:05
  SPEAKER_01: Utah.
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think they would even be friends if it wasn't for the money at this point.
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_01: Like I think they all started out as friends, and then now I think they only associate with each other just for the money.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_02: Is that the one with Taylor, Frankie Paul?
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_02: Have you not seen that whole thing with her?
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 23:27
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_01: Well, for one thing, I think that the Dakota guy was.
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think that it was reactive abuse, but abuse is still abuse.
• 23:36
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 23:36
  SPEAKER_02: It doesn't matter who it's coming from, man, woman, it doesn't matter.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_01: I think he is he is just horrible.
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_02: He's a horrible person.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_02: I really do think that it was reactive abuse, but uh I mean it's still bad.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_02: He's a horrible human.
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_02: It's still bad though.
• 23:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but she there's throwing a chair with your kid right there is ridiculous.
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_01: Like you always need to put the safety of your children first.
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_02: Have you been keeping up with Allie um and Noah drama?
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_02: They're from Pallet.
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-mm.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_01: No, didn't she get like married pretty much immediately after divorcing her man?
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 24:14
  SPEAKER_02: She got engaged.
• 24:15
  SPEAKER_02: Well, they're not together anymore.
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_02: It's a whole thing.
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_02: You need to log in.
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_02: I'll send you the live.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_02: I don't care.
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_02: It's just crazy that they're from here.
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 24:27
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, like, she literally had her gender revealed like right up the red.
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_01: Wasn't there child safety in danger at some point?
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_01: Um, yeah.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_02: It's a whole thing.
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_01: Like on her part, like the dad is the good guy in this situation, is what I'm saying.
• 24:43
  SPEAKER_02: Well, um, with everything that's came out about him, he's just not a good person.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_02: Good dad, like, I don't know.
• 24:50
  SPEAKER_01: But it seems like they're both horrible.
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I feel like they're both toxic or whatever.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_02: But I mean, I think that she was a part of a D V situation by the second baby daddy.
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_01: That's what I that's what I heard.
• 25:05
  SPEAKER_02: And I I think that she stayed and answered.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I don't keep up with it.
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_01: It just occasionally will come up like somebody talking about it on my TikTok.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_02: And I live for it.
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_02: But um, no, she was a part of a D V situation and you know, regardless of everything, nobody deserves that.
• 25:21
  SPEAKER_02: And do I personally care for her?
• 25:24
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, no, not really.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_02: But don't I really give a shit?
• 25:27
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_02: Also not really.
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't I don't think anybody deserves to be in any type of abusive situation at all though.
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_02: But yeah, anyways, um And why are people always so toxic for each other?
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 25:43
  SPEAKER_02: There's so many fish in the sea.
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_02: Right?
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_02: It's just not that deep.
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_02: Especially if you don't now when you have children involved, it's hard to not be tied to that person.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_01: Once you have once you have children with somebody, you're literally tied to them for the rest of your life in some sort of way, whether it's co-parenting together or co-parenting certainly.
• 26:03
  SPEAKER_01: Say the core and everything, yeah.
• 26:05
  SPEAKER_01: You're still involved.
• 26:06
  SPEAKER_02: Um unless they're unless they're your dad.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_02: Well, anyway, but um, yeah, and it's hard, but the people who don't have kids or whatever Get Out! Well, it's sometimes it's not that easy.
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_02: But like if you guys are literally just toxic and not like in like a DV situation emotionally or physically, and you guys are just doing it to do it, then what's the point?
• 26:34
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 26:34
  SPEAKER_01: That's tiring.
• 26:35
  SPEAKER_01: Especially when you don't have kids and it like it makes the the separation that much more clean.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_02: Like just Well, like I said, no, if it's a D V situation and nobody can I mean it's hard, obviously it's hard to get out, but if you guys are doing it just to like you don't want to see the other person happy with somebody, that's crazy.
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's why like it's time to lock in.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_02: It's time to lock in because you guys can both be happy and you guys can both eventually find somebody.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_02: So I don't know.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_02: People are just I don't know.
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_01: I don't have that type of time.
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe they're just worried about having sex with somebody else.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_01: Well because you know there'd be some STDs out there.
• 27:16
  SPEAKER_01: Bro, that's what I'm saying.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_01: Like it's crazy.
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like you don't want to leave this guy because you know that you ain't gonna get the gonorrhea.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_02: It's more chlamydia around here.
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_02: Oh gross.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_02: I had to do a um fun fact in sophomore year I was in health science and I had to do a pamphlet about I think it was chlamydia, and it was the funniest thing ever.
• 27:41
  SPEAKER_02: But not funny because you.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_02: It's funny because I'll never get it.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_02: Nope.
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_02: Don't even look at me like that.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_02: Uh I'll be damned.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_02: It's one of those that you can see.
• 27:53
  SPEAKER_02: It's one of those that you can see.
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_02: It's visual.
• 27:58
  SPEAKER_01: Like if you see it, why are you still going there?
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_02: Like if it's green It's mean.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_01: Get out.
• 28:04
  unknown: Ra!
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_02: Literally.
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_02: And I had to make like a like a pamphlet for it.
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_02: It was a whole thing.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_02: It was so hard.
• 28:10
  SPEAKER_02: Her pagana syphilis.
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_02: It's literally what the it's terrible.
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it is.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_01: So maybe that's why people stay in those kinds of relationships.
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_01: It's just because they're worried about getting or you can just herpagon acylades.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_01: Or you can just look up or you can just like wrap it free, tap it.
• 28:27
  SPEAKER_01: Whatever happened, why is that not a thing anymore?
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_01: Um I don't know.
• 28:33
  SPEAKER_01: Why you why are people out there raw dogging it?
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_02: With random people.
• 28:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 28:37
  SPEAKER_02: It's crazy.
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_02: Random people is crazy.
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_02: Like I ain't never in my life.
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_02: Like that is crazy.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_02: Because if honestly, because for some reason people think that being left with a baby or being left with uh a S T D isn't or both.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_02: Isn't like bad dude.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_01: If you get the herpagon accepates and pregnant at the same time, that's rough.
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_02: But like, I just don't, I don't know.
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_02: It's like people aren't afraid of that anymore.
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_02: In this economy, I am.
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_01: I'm terrified.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_02: And we are making up vasectomies, and I'm still scared.
• 29:13
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, oh my god.
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_01: Every time I feel a certain type of way, like if I get nauseous or something, I'm like, I'm like, hell.
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, oh yeah.
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_01: He got snipped.
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_02: And then I'll see something like, My husband was had a vasectomy in the city.
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm pregnant in 10 years.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_02: Because they grew back Jesus in the morning.
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_02: You can just go ahead and me now.
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 29:36
  SPEAKER_01: Just I'm gonna drive off a cliff.
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_02: Like that is awful.
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_02: But anyway, what were we talking about before we got off of her philometic?
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_01: There was this one girl that I used to hang out with a lot, and I swear she would like meet some.
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_01: We went to Myrtle Beach one time with her.
• 29:52
  SPEAKER_01: About the hooking up of Myrtle.
• 29:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, and so like we're all in a room together.
• 29:56
  SPEAKER_01: It's like three no four girls that went to the beach together.
• 30:01
  SPEAKER_01: And this girl, we already knew she was a hoe.
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_01: Like she'd be hooking up with everybody anyway.
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_02: But like I would tell you, I would say name drop, but don't.
• 30:09
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not gonna name drop.
• 30:10
  SPEAKER_02: No, please don't.
• 30:11
  SPEAKER_01: But uh That's crazy.
• 30:13
  SPEAKER_01: So we went to a club one time, or like we went to the club one night.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_01: Was it spit bite spit bank blow?
• 30:20
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 30:20
  SPEAKER_01: But they played This Is How We Do It like 75 times.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_01: It was so freaking annoying.
• 30:25
  SPEAKER_01: I was I hated that place.
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm not a club person anyway, but anyway.
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_01: Um she met a guy at the club and brought him back to our room.
• 30:34
  SPEAKER_01: We're all standing one room that's got like two queen beds, and then there's a living area that's got the pull-down bed.
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_01: And she hooked up with this guy, his I can't even say his name.
• 30:47
  SPEAKER_01: Um please don't, but he Please don't name drop something that happened to him.
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_01: He was over here from like Germany.
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_01: He wasn't even from here.
• 30:55
  SPEAKER_01: And she hooked up with this dude the same night within hours of meeting him.
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_02: Some people do it like that, and that you know, that's something.
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_01: She stopped talking to this one guy because he wouldn't do it.
• 31:09
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, that's how you know you a hoe.
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_02: Well, you know, uh some people are just young, wild, and free.
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_01: Some people a little too free.
• 31:20
  SPEAKER_01: She even hooked up with this one dude that like was known to be a man whore.
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_01: And like we thought that he had the herps.
• 31:31
  SPEAKER_02: You know what's crazy is I literally found your like junior year yearbook, and could I find these people in there?
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_02: No, she didn't go to school with me.
• 31:40
  SPEAKER_01: No, none of the girls that I went with on that beach trip goes to school with.
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_01: I was looking they were friends that I had from waiting tables.
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 31:50
  SPEAKER_01: We were all surfers together.
• 31:52
  SPEAKER_02: Where I 13 bonds.
• 31:56
  SPEAKER_01: But I also worked with one of them at the depot.
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_02: So well, uh anyway.
• 32:05
  SPEAKER_02: Um Yeah, because I was looking because I I did I d I love to do some late night digging and I looked at your junior year yearbook, and there was some look looking like man whores up in there.
• 32:16
  SPEAKER_02: And I don't even know how they got any.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_02: Like who?
• 32:21
  SPEAKER_00: I need you.
• 32:22
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I mean I can't remember, but there is just some that just looked tiny.
• 32:26
  SPEAKER_01: I feel like I'm gonna need you to show me this later.
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_01: Probably.
• 32:29
  SPEAKER_01: And I probably will.
• 32:30
  SPEAKER_01: Because I want to know who be looking like a man whore.
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_02: Hello to everybody.
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_02: Um, do you know that one picture I sent where you were in a club and you're wearing like a Surrey Central shirt?
• 32:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_02: Those.
• 32:42
  unknown: Oh yeah.
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_01: They were actually.
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_02: I would put the picture on the screen whenever I'm editing this, but I don't want to show people.
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's fair.
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_02: Don't do it.
• 32:55
  SPEAKER_02: But just imagine 2000, what was it?
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_02: 2000.
• 32:59
  SPEAKER_02: 2006, would it be my junior year?
• 33:01
  SPEAKER_02: 2006 man whore.
• 33:03
  SPEAKER_01: And then this is these guys.
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_01: So it was back then it was like the jocks.
• 33:09
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know if the dynamics have changed now, but like it was it was jocks back then that were the the Junior boys.
• 33:16
  SPEAKER_00: You know who be freaky?
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_00: Band geeks.
• 33:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yes!
• 33:20
  SPEAKER_02: Yes! One time at band camp.
• 33:23
  SPEAKER_02: No, and I swear to god, because I was a band I was a band kid.
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_02: I was just a kid in band.
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_02: I wasn't a band kid.
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_02: Now, why I was a band kid, why I went to the marching band and everything.
• 33:34
  SPEAKER_02: I wasn't he would freaking.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_02: Keep in mind, he's like six, he's like six foot six one and a big old dude.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, he should have been on the front lines of football, but instead he's playing the trumpet.
• 33:45
  SPEAKER_02: Right?
• 33:46
  SPEAKER_02: It pisses me off.
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_02: I don't want to talk about anymore.
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_01: I'm already pissed off about it.
• 33:49
  SPEAKER_01: But why you that why you that freaking big?
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_02: So in middle school.
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 33:57
  SPEAKER_01: You should be after that's what I'm saying.
• 34:01
  SPEAKER_02: Ugh, I'm so mad.
• 34:03
  SPEAKER_02: But anyway, so in middle school, our band room, and I I don't know if I should say this.
• 34:11
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to anyway, it's fine.
• 34:13
  SPEAKER_02: Because what are they gonna do?
• 34:14
  SPEAKER_02: Text me about it.
• 34:14
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna be like, well, guys, you shouldn't have done better.
• 34:19
  SPEAKER_02: So in our middle school band room, there was like okay, it was huge.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_02: And there was like a closet, so there was one door right here, and then like whiteboard, then one door over here.
• 34:32
  SPEAKER_02: Well, it was just like a long hallway in the back.
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 34:35
  SPEAKER_02: And there would be kids that would like get it on back there when the teacher weren't there.
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_02: Why was the teacher not there?
• 34:43
  SPEAKER_02: Well, sometimes you they don't I don't know.
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_01: Well no, if you teach a class, you should be present in said class.
• 34:49
  SPEAKER_02: Well, he taught at the high school too.
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_02: So there's some times where he was doing stuff at the high school.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_01: Then they shouldn't have had a class in there when he wasn't there.
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_01: Well, not my problem.
• 34:59
  SPEAKER_01: I need y'all to do better.
• 35:00
  SPEAKER_01: Not my problem.
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_02: I wasn't.
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not you.
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_01: I'm I'm just saying.
• 35:04
  SPEAKER_02: I mean I wasn't getting it.
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_02: I need to do better.
• 35:08
  SPEAKER_02: I wasn't getting freaky in in in the band in the bedroom.
• 35:12
  SPEAKER_02: But and then high school, which in high school, I wasn't I wasn't- I wouldn't even be thinking about getting freaky in middle school.
• 35:22
  SPEAKER_00: What is wrong with kids?
• 35:26
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 35:28
  SPEAKER_00: Getting freaky in middle school?
• 35:31
  SPEAKER_00: I still think boys have cooties in middle school.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't even know.
• 35:37
  SPEAKER_02: I dated my best friends now, fiance, and baby daddy.
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_02: We're still friends.
• 35:40
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't even make out until I was 15.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_01: I was 15 years old.
• 35:49
  SPEAKER_01: When I made out with someone for the first time.
• 35:55
  SPEAKER_01: Before then it was all just pop kits.
• 35:59
  SPEAKER_01: Fifteen.
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_02: Anyways, now in the high school band room, um, there was a back room.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_02: Well people would hide out and skip class in there.
• 36:17
  SPEAKER_02: I was one of those people who would skip class back there.
• 36:19
  SPEAKER_02: Cause I listen to me.
• 36:23
  SPEAKER_02: I hated band in high school, and my band director didn't like me because I wouldn't join the marching band.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm not joining the marching band, and that made me not want to do anything in that class.
• 36:35
  SPEAKER_02: So no, I didn't do anything.
• 36:38
  SPEAKER_02: But I also had to do that.
• 36:39
  SPEAKER_02: Big sharker.
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_02: I I hated that class.
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_02: I hated that class.
• 36:45
  SPEAKER_01: I was never in band.
• 36:46
  SPEAKER_01: I wasn't a nerd like that.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_01: Nope.
• 36:50
  unknown: But me.
• 36:51
  SPEAKER_01: Do they still do home at classes in school?
• 36:53
  SPEAKER_02: What do you mean?
• 36:54
  SPEAKER_02: Like we have foods.
• 36:56
  SPEAKER_02: We had foods where we like they would learn to cook and stuff.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 36:59
  unknown: Yeah.
• 36:59
  SPEAKER_01: But what still a thing?
• 37:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 37:01
  SPEAKER_02: Food.
• 37:01
  SPEAKER_02: I think so.
• 37:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 37:03
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, good.
• 37:04
  SPEAKER_02: But like they don't like sew or anything.
• 37:06
  SPEAKER_02: And then they have woodworking.
• 37:07
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, dude.
• 37:08
  SPEAKER_01: And my wood shop.
• 37:09
  SPEAKER_01: In my home ec class in middle school, we had it in middle school, not in high school.
• 37:15
  SPEAKER_01: We learned how to cook in there.
• 37:16
  SPEAKER_01: We learned how to sew.
• 37:17
  SPEAKER_01: We did woodworking.
• 37:19
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-mm.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_02: So there is there's foods, and I absolutely love the I never took that class personally, but I absolutely love the teacher because like all my friends had her, but I didn't she was just one of those people who oh I know.
• 37:32
  SPEAKER_02: And I would used to go and they would like bring me food.
• 37:36
  SPEAKER_02: So nice.
• 37:37
  SPEAKER_02: Full freaking like stove and ovens and they had like they had like six of them in like their own fridges and stuff.
• 37:43
  SPEAKER_02: And you can bring whatever like you needed or whatever.
• 37:45
  SPEAKER_02: Like they would supply like the milk and the eggs, but if you wanted to add something, it was so nice.
• 37:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and then so and then there's woodworking, I think, with Mr.
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_02: Atkins at North.
• 37:56
  SPEAKER_02: And that was really fun.
• 37:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, woodworking in middle school too.
• 37:59
  SPEAKER_02: Well, we didn't.
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, it was so cool.
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_02: We had like Project Lead the Way and everything.
• 38:04
  SPEAKER_01: Like drill press and all kinds of things.
• 38:07
  SPEAKER_02: Well, so when I took animal science, because I took animal science one and two because that was the career I wanted to end up going in.
• 38:13
  SPEAKER_02: And um is that going for you?
• 38:20
  SPEAKER_02: Me and my um my best friend Carter, um, who watches the podcast.
• 38:26
  SPEAKER_02: Um well we had Mr.
• 38:29
  SPEAKER_02: Color, and Mr.
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_02: Color was really great, and I think he's at Mount Erie now.
• 38:33
  SPEAKER_02: All of my favorite, he just went to Mount Erie because the administration from North wasn't great.
• 38:40
  SPEAKER_02: And they treated them like poop.
• 38:42
  SPEAKER_02: Can't be worse than for a size.
• 38:43
  SPEAKER_02: Poopoo caca.
• 38:45
  SPEAKER_01: So, um who conveniently loses millions of dollars.
• 38:53
  SPEAKER_01: And drop kids off at not their location.
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_01: Kindergarteners at not their location.
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_02: But animal science is really fun because we would go down to the barn and we would have like cabs and stuff that we have.
• 39:10
  SPEAKER_01: We'd go down to the barn.
• 39:11
  SPEAKER_02: Me how and I was in FFA too.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_02: I was I was an FFA.
• 39:17
  SPEAKER_01: You freaking would.
• 39:19
  SPEAKER_02: I was an FFA and I was president of HOSA for two years.
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_01: You look like a dang farmer.
• 39:23
  SPEAKER_02: I loved FFA.
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_01: I won't put you in some overalls next time.
• 39:27
  SPEAKER_02: I loved FFA and um but we would go down and be like nurse calves and stuff, and that was really fun.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_02: And they still do that, and I'm really glad that they still do that.
• 39:38
  SPEAKER_01: I want a cow so bad.
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, but they're hard to like keep alive.
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_01: I want a cow so bad.
• 39:44
  SPEAKER_01: Because I saw a TikTok.
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_02: You live she lives in the city limits of Woodstone.
• 39:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you can't have wild, you can't have animals like that.
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_01: But I still want one.
• 39:52
  SPEAKER_01: And I saw a TikTok last night, and it was this girl, she was like, you know that like that happy aggression that you get, like babies are so freaking cute, you just want to squeeze them.
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_01: Like squeeze them so tight.
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_01: Because they're so cute, you just wanna squeeze them.
• 40:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 40:07
  SPEAKER_01: She's like, you can do that with a cow.
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_01: And she squeezed the cow, and I was like, I wanna squeeze a cow.
• 40:16
  SPEAKER_02: Can I squeeze you?
• 40:17
  SPEAKER_02: Do you know what scours are?
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 40:19
  SPEAKER_02: Scours.
• 40:19
  SPEAKER_02: What's scours?
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_02: Whenever they have like really bad liquid diarrhea.
• 40:24
  SPEAKER_01: Ooh no.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_01: No, but Darla got that one time when I not scowers, but liquid diarrhea.
• 40:32
  SPEAKER_01: When I was pregnant, I was pregnant.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_01: And she diarrheaed it so far, it shot on the wall.
• 40:40
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like we need to stop right there.
• 40:43
  SPEAKER_01: And so I come down and I'm already I'm already sick and pregnant, and I see just literal just crap on the wall.
• 40:52
  SPEAKER_01: And I I just cried.
• 40:54
  SPEAKER_02: That's all you gotta do.
• 40:55
  SPEAKER_02: Oh god almighty.
• 40:56
  SPEAKER_02: I don't have any pets, and I'm so grateful.
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_01: I just cried.
• 41:00
  SPEAKER_01: There was nothing else I could do.
• 41:01
  SPEAKER_01: And cried and gagged while I had to clean up everything.
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_01: It was awful.
• 41:06
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, I want a cow, man.
• 41:08
  SPEAKER_01: I want it to be like a blonde cow, and I want to name it Bessie.
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_01: How original.
• 41:19
  SPEAKER_01: Why is that not original?
• 41:22
  SPEAKER_01: It is original.
• 41:25
  SPEAKER_01: How many cows you know named Bessie?
• 41:27
  SPEAKER_02: I I I guarantee you that if you think of a cow you think Bessie or like Daisy.
• 41:34
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna go milk Daisy.
• 41:38
  SPEAKER_01: I could just hug you, squeeze you instead.
• 41:49
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, we're losing the plot.
• 41:52
  SPEAKER_02: But yeah, people in your high school looked like gods.
• 41:56
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, there were.
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_01: There were some.
• 41:58
  SPEAKER_01: They just didn't look very nice.
• 42:01
  SPEAKER_01: And I got in trouble one time in school because me and my best friend at the time made somebody cry.
• 42:10
  SPEAKER_01: So we got in trouble.
• 42:12
  SPEAKER_02: Why were you making people cry?
• 42:15
  SPEAKER_01: This girl was a cunt anyway.
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_01: And she already she thought she was better than everybody, and she wasn't even that cute.
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_01: We just made her cry.
• 42:27
  SPEAKER_01: Why?
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_01: What'd you do?
• 42:29
  SPEAKER_01: Because she had said something to uh or no, oh, I remember what it was.
• 42:33
  SPEAKER_01: We were in like the like the health class.
• 42:37
  SPEAKER_01: Health health science.
• 42:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, something like that.
• 42:40
  SPEAKER_01: And she was talking about this one time that she got so sick and she almost died, and we're like, but you didn't.
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_01: And she cried.
• 42:51
  SPEAKER_02: That is so not nice.
• 42:52
  SPEAKER_02: We did not like her.
• 42:53
  SPEAKER_02: She was a cunt.
• 42:54
  SPEAKER_02: That doesn't mean that you wish death among people.
• 42:56
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't wish death on her.
• 42:58
  SPEAKER_01: She said she almost died, and we're like, all right.
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_01: And we're there laughing about it, and our our health teacher pulled us out.
• 43:08
  SPEAKER_01: Like, you made her cry.
• 43:09
  SPEAKER_01: We're like, okay.
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_02: She agreed that's a grown woman.
• 43:14
  SPEAKER_02: That is a grown ass woman.
• 43:15
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 43:16
  SPEAKER_01: Because this is our this is my junior year at this point.
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_01: So you were freaking grown.
• 43:21
  SPEAKER_01: Why are you crying because somebody said, but you didn't?
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_02: High school is really rough for some people.
• 43:26
  SPEAKER_02: Like my middle school experience, so when I was in middle school, COVID happened, and I mean I didn't mind it.
• 43:33
  SPEAKER_02: But you know, Wyatt's middle school experience, he hated it.
• 43:37
  SPEAKER_02: I loved middle school.
• 43:38
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I didn't live a different life at all during COVID.
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_01: I still went to the stores.
• 43:44
  SPEAKER_01: I still went up and down the aisles.
• 43:46
  SPEAKER_01: If you tell me to go this way on the aisle, I'm going any freaking way I want to.
• 43:50
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not traveling the whole ass aisle just to grab this one thing on the end that you're wanting me to go up and I need to go down.
• 43:59
  SPEAKER_02: But Like I really loved middle school.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_02: Like we went to Atlanta and everything.
• 44:03
  SPEAKER_02: That was really fun.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_01: We went to Washington DC.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_02: That was the year after.
• 44:09
  SPEAKER_02: Like they would alternate.
• 44:11
  SPEAKER_01: No, for my middle I went to middle school in Ohio.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_01: We lived in Ohio for three years when I was in middle school.
• 44:18
  SPEAKER_01: And so we went to Washington, DC in seventh grade.
• 44:21
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, in seventh grade we went to Atlanta and then COVID happened.
• 44:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think you brought it back with you.
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't bring it back with me.
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because like the first case was like in Atlanta while y'all were there.
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I know, because we were supposed to go towards CNN and And then y'all made the freaking world shut down.
• 44:37
  SPEAKER_02: That's not true.
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_02: Because we went to Nashville right after.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_02: You literally came or my bus literally like I got off the bus and then you came picked me up and then we left for Nashville.
• 44:47
  SPEAKER_01: And here you are trying to say you don't ever travel with nobody.
• 44:50
  SPEAKER_02: I forget that Nashville happened, kinda.
• 44:52
  SPEAKER_02: We I literally took you freaking everywhere.
• 44:55
  SPEAKER_02: You dumb.
• 44:56
  SPEAKER_02: And you had children.
• 44:58
  SPEAKER_02: And I had children.
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_01: The problem was when you had children.
• 45:02
  SPEAKER_01: Truth.
• 45:04
  SPEAKER_01: Because I still went to Vegas and stuff even after the kids were born.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_01: True.
• 45:12
  SPEAKER_01: The problem was when you had kids right after you.
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_01: And then you'd be broke.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_01: True.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_01: And now I've got kids and I don't want to pay for you no more.
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_02: I don't want to pay for you no more.
• 45:23
  SPEAKER_02: Shit's too expensive now.
• 45:25
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 45:25
  SPEAKER_02: Flights are ridiculous.
• 45:27
  SPEAKER_02: Not just that, diapers are expensive.
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_02: And then hotels be expensive.
• 45:31
  SPEAKER_02: And Airbnbs have roaches and be expensive.
• 45:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 45:35
  SPEAKER_02: Everything expensive.
• 45:36
  SPEAKER_02: Well, Airbnb.
• 45:38
  SPEAKER_02: Let me tell you what's actually expensive.
• 45:40
  SPEAKER_02: Movie tickets.
• 45:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's a good thing.
• 45:42
  SPEAKER_02: I've seen a TikTok where somebody was teaching a sixth grade class and they're like, well, like, what do y'all do for fun?
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_02: They're like, nothing.
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_02: Everything's expensive.
• 45:49
  SPEAKER_02: And they're like, well, why don't you go to the movies?
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_02: An average, no joke.
• 45:53
  SPEAKER_02: An average movie ticket in the US right now is$16.
• 45:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we usually, if we take the kids, especially if we if we like kind of pre-plant it, we'll go on Tuesdays because it's like I think it's six dollars for a movie ticket.
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_01: But that's ridiculous.
• 46:09
  SPEAKER_01: And then six dollars for a large popcorn, too.
• 46:11
  SPEAKER_01: So like pretty much you can get your ticket and a large popcorn for what you pay for one ticket.
• 46:17
  SPEAKER_02: So I went and watched that new Spider-Man movie, by the way.
• 46:20
  SPEAKER_02: Damn good movie.
• 46:22
  SPEAKER_02: I went and watched that Spider-Man movie by myself.
• 46:24
  SPEAKER_02: Um first solo movie experience and also my last because I felt like a chud.
• 46:31
  SPEAKER_02: I was sitting right there and I'm looking around all these couples or these over these like the friendship.
• 46:36
  SPEAKER_02: They're like, who's this loser?
• 46:38
  SPEAKER_02: And then I'm sitting there and I'm like, Loser.
• 46:42
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I sat you know what's so funny is um somebody because I looked and I was looking at the app and there was nobody beside of me.
• 46:49
  SPEAKER_02: And so I'm like, yes, score.
• 46:52
  SPEAKER_02: Well then this random guy walks in and he's like 40 and he sits beside me.
• 46:58
  SPEAKER_02: He I mean he was nice, but he was like, Oh, are you here by yourself?
• 47:01
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm a woman at like 11 o'clock at night in Winston, and so I'm not gonna tell him I'm by myself.
• 47:06
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm like, no, actually, I have I have some friends watching the Michael movie, and then he's like, Okay.
• 47:13
  SPEAKER_02: And I mean, that was like the only weird thing that he said, but he was really nice, but it was really awkward, and I felt like a chud.
• 47:20
  SPEAKER_02: Because something would happen, I would sit there and laugh by myself and make me starting on the Michael movie.
• 47:27
  SPEAKER_02: Chud.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_02: But anyways, as I was saying, so I went and watched that movie in IMAX, and that ticket was$24.
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_02: That's ridiculous.
• 47:36
  SPEAKER_01: But it was IMAX.
• 47:37
  SPEAKER_01: I don't care.
• 47:40
  SPEAKER_01: That's insane.
• 47:41
  SPEAKER_02: But it was IMAX and I spent no joke like$22 on a drinking popcorn.
• 47:50
  SPEAKER_01: So your entire trip was like almost$50?
• 47:54
  SPEAKER_01: For one person.
• 47:55
  SPEAKER_01: That's stupid.
• 47:57
  SPEAKER_02: That's wild.
• 47:58
  SPEAKER_02: For a large popcorn and a drink.
• 48:01
  SPEAKER_02: Because if I was to get a small popcorn and a small popcorn.
• 48:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you have to get the large popcorn and large drink.
• 48:06
  SPEAKER_02: Because it's like a$2 difference.
• 48:08
  SPEAKER_02: And if I'm paying, I mean, I might as well, if I'm paying$22 for um a large drink and a large popcorn together, that's versus the like 20.
• 48:18
  SPEAKER_01: We always get when we go as a family of four, we always get one large drink and one large popcorn because it's refillable.
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_01: So like if we eat it all, fine.
• 48:27
  SPEAKER_01: We can go get a refill.
• 48:28
  SPEAKER_01: And we always do before we leave too.
• 48:30
  SPEAKER_01: Take fresh popcorn home.
• 48:32
  SPEAKER_01: Just pop it at home.
• 48:34
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, we have a movie.
• 48:35
  SPEAKER_02: Why would I do that?
• 48:36
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 48:36
  SPEAKER_02: But we had a movie night and we bought popcorn last night and it was really good.
• 48:40
  SPEAKER_02: I love popcorn.
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_02: It's actually a really good healthy alternative for um chips if you don't get the kind with butter.
• 48:47
  SPEAKER_01: When our movie theater used to have the like buckets that you could buy and then you could always take them in for like cheaper refills.
• 48:55
  SPEAKER_01: Um we used to just go by there and get refills sometimes, not even go to the movies, just go get popcorn.
• 49:01
  SPEAKER_01: Something about movie popcorn is just better.
• 49:04
  SPEAKER_01: We always use that melted butter and stuff too, though.
• 49:07
  SPEAKER_01: Ew.
• 49:08
  SPEAKER_02: I don't really like like um whenever me and this one friend of mine went and watched the new conjuring movie.
• 49:17
  SPEAKER_02: You know who are.
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_02: Um, he likes well, he likes the popcorn salt.
• 49:25
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I like that too.
• 49:26
  SPEAKER_02: I don't fuck with that.
• 49:27
  SPEAKER_02: We do the butter and the shit.
• 49:28
  SPEAKER_02: Salty.
• 49:29
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I'm saying?
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_02: It's like Yeah, and I just can't.
• 49:32
  SPEAKER_02: And like, I I mean it's okay.
• 49:35
  SPEAKER_02: I like the flavored seasoning.
• 49:38
  SPEAKER_02: Like the ranch in the in the notch.
• 49:41
  SPEAKER_02: Don't don't make that haste.
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 49:43
  SPEAKER_01: I just like the regular popcorn salt in the butcher.
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_01: That shit, like but that's because you can't just put it on there, you gotta put it on and kind of shake it a little bit.
• 49:52
  SPEAKER_01: So disperses.
• 49:53
  SPEAKER_02: He would just sit there and I'm like.
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_02: I need water.
• 49:59
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 49:59
  SPEAKER_02: By the way, that new contour movie reminds me of like SpongeBob whenever he had water.
• 50:05
  SPEAKER_02: It was terrible.
• 50:06
  SPEAKER_02: Or like the chocolate woman, he's she's like, you want what?
• 50:09
  SPEAKER_02: And she's sitting in her in her wheelchair.
• 50:12
  SPEAKER_02: That's literally me.
• 50:13
  SPEAKER_02: Whenever he was pouring that damn salt.
• 50:15
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, and I'd take it, and I'm like, and he's like, You like the movie?
• 50:21
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, no, I swear.
• 50:27
  SPEAKER_02: And slurp down your whole freaking large drink.
• 50:31
  SPEAKER_02: Have you watched the new obsession?
• 50:32
  SPEAKER_02: You've watched the new obsession movie, yes.
• 50:34
  SPEAKER_02: The new what?
• 50:35
  SPEAKER_02: Obsession movie.
• 50:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I've watched it.
• 50:36
  SPEAKER_02: The you don't love me as much as I do.
• 50:39
  SPEAKER_02: There was some shit she did that low cues me.
• 50:42
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 50:43
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like and then why I I would feel white goat.
• 50:46
  SPEAKER_01: I'm over I feel tri like I'm feeling targeted.
• 50:50
  SPEAKER_02: Um she's like, do you love do you still love me?
• 50:55
  SPEAKER_02: Do you don't love me as much as I do?
• 50:58
  SPEAKER_02: I literally pull that shit on white off.
• 50:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think Derek probably stares at me off.
• 51:01
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like mef.
• 51:02
  SPEAKER_02: Meef, me AF.
• 51:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 51:03
  SPEAKER_02: Do you know what that is?
• 51:04
  SPEAKER_02: Mif.
• 51:05
  SPEAKER_02: Meef.
• 51:06
  SPEAKER_02: When somebody goes mef?
• 51:08
  SPEAKER_02: Mif?
• 51:08
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 51:09
  SPEAKER_01: Mif.
• 51:10
  unknown: Why?
• 51:11
  SPEAKER_01: Why do you keep repeating it like it's suddenly gonna click what it is?
• 51:14
  SPEAKER_02: Because it should.
• 51:15
  SPEAKER_02: Me, M-E, me.
• 51:17
  SPEAKER_02: A F.
• 51:18
  SPEAKER_02: Meef.
• 51:18
  SPEAKER_02: It's like meat, but with F.
• 51:20
  SPEAKER_02: Meef.
• 51:20
  SPEAKER_02: Just freaking say it.
• 51:22
  SPEAKER_02: But then it's like me AF.
• 51:24
  SPEAKER_01: That's or I could just go mef.
• 51:27
  SPEAKER_01: I would at least understand what the hell you're saying.
• 51:29
  SPEAKER_02: Meef.
• 51:31
  SPEAKER_02: And then when she I think you're having a seizure.
• 51:33
  SPEAKER_02: Nope.
• 51:34
  SPEAKER_02: Listen, and then oh my god, we're almost done with this episode as well.
• 51:40
  SPEAKER_02: Ugh!
• 51:40
  SPEAKER_01: I'm s I'm plum sick!
• 51:44
  SPEAKER_02: But anyways, yeah, I think I think I was very uh targeted in that movie because I I feel like Derek was probably like if you haven't watched it, you can go watch it on Peacock because I'm about to spoil it a little bit.
• 51:55
  SPEAKER_02: So spoiler warning, whenever she beat that woman's head in with a brick, let me tell you one thing.
• 52:01
  SPEAKER_02: If I ever I'm gonna tell you, matter of fact, if I ever catch my man with a woman in his car at the park at 2 30 in the morning, meet Mef.
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_01: My man better not even be talking to somebody on his phone, Meef.
• 52:21
  SPEAKER_01: At 2 o'clock in the morning.
• 52:23
  SPEAKER_01: Meef.
• 52:24
  SPEAKER_01: And everybody's like, that bitch is crazy.
• 52:26
  SPEAKER_01: That's don't you be coming at my man.
• 52:31
  SPEAKER_02: Not no 2 30 in the morning.
• 52:33
  SPEAKER_02: Actually, ever.
• 52:34
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_01: True.
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 52:36
  SPEAKER_01: Not even just at 2 30 in the morning.
• 52:37
  SPEAKER_01: But everybody's like, she's crazy for that.
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_02: No, I would do that.
• 52:41
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 52:42
  SPEAKER_01: Mm-mm.
• 52:44
  SPEAKER_01: I would do that.
• 52:45
  SPEAKER_01: I'm about to American history ex shoot.
• 52:48
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what the hell that is.
• 52:53
  SPEAKER_01: It's actually very sad.
• 52:54
  SPEAKER_01: Like he puts somebody's mouth on the corner and like on the curb.
• 52:58
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, I don't care.
• 52:59
  SPEAKER_02: I don't care.
• 53:00
  SPEAKER_02: And that's too graphic to be to be talking about this on YouTube.
• 53:03
  SPEAKER_02: It's really and on our podcast for our visual.
• 53:06
  SPEAKER_01: It's a very good movie though.
• 53:07
  SPEAKER_01: Like I I really do like it because it just shows how like someone who is like embedded in really bad racism can like find their way out of it.
• 53:24
  unknown: Oh.
• 53:25
  SPEAKER_01: Like once their eyes are open to like how the world really works, they can kind of see the error of their ways, I guess.
• 53:33
  SPEAKER_01: It's a really good movie.
• 53:37
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
• 53:39
  SPEAKER_02: What is that?
• 53:40
  SPEAKER_02: That's the mic rolling some.
• 53:42
  SPEAKER_02: That is Jersey Mike.
• 53:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 53:45
  SPEAKER_02: For those who don't know, there is a Jersey Mike literally right there.
• 53:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 53:50
  SPEAKER_02: And they loud.
• 53:52
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, we gotta wrap this up because we got six minutes left.
• 53:55
  SPEAKER_02: Um, are we recording another episode?
• 53:58
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 53:58
  SPEAKER_02: Do you want to?
• 53:59
  SPEAKER_02: I guess.
• 54:00
  SPEAKER_02: So if you see us on the next episode with these mooes on.
• 54:03
  SPEAKER_02: These ugly ass mouse.
• 54:04
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
• 54:06
  SPEAKER_02: Not really.
• 54:07
  SPEAKER_02: Anyways, so we love each and every one of you.
• 54:09
  SPEAKER_02: Uh moms of this episode wasn't really, you know, this episode was kind of for everybody.
• 54:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 54:15
  SPEAKER_02: We talked pop culture, we talked movies, we talked school, we talked classes, we talked a little bit of everything.
• 54:22
  SPEAKER_02: Minimum motherhood.
• 54:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this one actually felt like it was more for everybody.
• 54:26
  SPEAKER_02: So, um life in general.
• 54:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so we love everybody.
• 54:29
  SPEAKER_02: Matter of fact.
• 54:30
  SPEAKER_02: You know, moms, not moms, women, men.
• 54:33
  SPEAKER_02: No, okay.
• 54:35
  SPEAKER_02: Not really.
• 54:36
  SPEAKER_01: I love my man.
• 54:38
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, that's one man.
• 54:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't like other ones.
• 54:42
  SPEAKER_02: True.
• 54:43
  SPEAKER_01: I am a daddy.
• 54:44
  SPEAKER_01: Did you hear that?
• 54:45
  SPEAKER_01: They're throwing stuff in their dumpster.
• 54:47
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, somebody's breaking in.
• 54:49
  SPEAKER_01: Anyways, the dumpsters right out here.
• 54:51
  SPEAKER_02: We love every single one of you, and this was such a good episode for everybody.
• 54:55
  SPEAKER_02: And Jesus!
• 54:59
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think that they can.
• 55:00
  SPEAKER_01: I hope the audio, I hope the audio hears that.
• 55:02
  SPEAKER_01: But bro, I'm telling you, I mean, any harder.
• 55:06
  SPEAKER_01: I think my freaking shelf shook.
• 55:09
  SPEAKER_02: I swear they did.
• 55:10
  SPEAKER_02: And this rack right here.
• 55:12
  SPEAKER_02: Um, anyway, so we love you.
• 55:14
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• 55:16
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• 55:22
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• 55:23
  SPEAKER_01: We really do appreciate it.
• 55:25
  SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
• 55:25
  SPEAKER_02: And we want we our Gmail is open for Am I the Asshole stories or any story that you want us to react to.
• 55:32
  SPEAKER_01: Um You don't have to be a mom to send us a story.
• 55:34
  SPEAKER_01: Absolutely.
• 55:35
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe you were just at a park with and just sitting there and you were mean to some kid, like you pushed them down.
• 55:41
  SPEAKER_01: You can ask if you were the asshole or not.
• 55:42
  SPEAKER_01: You probably were, but you can ask.
• 55:44
  SPEAKER_02: Please don't push down random children.
• 55:46
  SPEAKER_02: Um, we do not condone that in our podcast.
• 55:48
  SPEAKER_02: Um, so it is open to any kind of stories.
• 55:51
  SPEAKER_02: It doesn't even have to involve a kid.
• 55:52
  SPEAKER_02: You could just be like, hey, my friend is not being very nice.
• 55:55
  SPEAKER_02: And I'd be like, okay.
• 55:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, or like you're like, my boyfriend's mom was mean to me, and I told her that she could go fly a kite.
• 56:06
  SPEAKER_01: Am I the asshole?
• 56:07
  SPEAKER_02: And we'd be like, nope.
• 56:09
  SPEAKER_02: Nah, girl, you good.
• 56:10
  SPEAKER_02: Perr.
• 56:11
  SPEAKER_02: So catch us next week.
• 56:14
  SPEAKER_02: Because and we're gonna be in the same outfit, sitting in the same chairs, because we have to somebody is with the swamp ass.
• 56:22
  SPEAKER_02: With the swamp ass.
• 56:23
  SPEAKER_02: It is hot as hell in here.
• 56:25
  SPEAKER_02: Anyways, we will catch you guys next Thursday.
• 56:29
  SPEAKER_02: We hope everybody has such a good week.
• 56:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 56:32
  SPEAKER_02: Bye.
• 56:34
  unknown: Oh shit.