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103: The Conventions of Horror · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 2: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 3: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 4: I am Brian.
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  Speaker 5: I am Misty. I am Marlena.
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  Speaker 6: And we are once again on the road.
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  Speaker 7: On the road again.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not going to sing anymore. Oh, we are on
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  Speaker 6: I-65 heading towards Cincinnati.
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  Speaker 5: No, we are on 71 heading towards Cincinnati. We have
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  Speaker 5: 88 miles of Cincinnati. It's going to be a long trip.
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  Speaker 6: 88 miles!
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  Speaker 5: And I'm wearing my sunglasses.
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  Speaker 6: So we are heading to Horror Hound Weekend. We will
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  Speaker 6: record as we go along. Actually, I liked it last week.
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  Speaker 6: I thought it was an interesting process, so I thought
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  Speaker 6: we would... try to do a similar setup this week
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  Speaker 6: and get it as we head up there and while
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  Speaker 6: we're there just have the entire ongoing road trip be
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  Speaker 6: the show itself so I.
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  Speaker 8: Don't know I thought it was fun I don't know
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  Speaker 8: I had my own road trip last weekend so I
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  Speaker 8: wasn't part of yours so I don't know what you all.
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  Speaker 6: Did we can get to yours then I guess we
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  Speaker 6: can roll on into the geek week which I haven't
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  Speaker 6: done too much other than piece together that last episode
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  Speaker 6: I was trying to think of anything else I had
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  Speaker 6: watched lately The only thing I was going to specifically
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  Speaker 6: tell you guys about was, well, first let me read
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  Speaker 6: you the description and see if you know what movie.
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  Speaker 3: I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 6: It's a glimpse into the teenage wasteland of suburbia that
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  Speaker 6: takes place over 24 hours and teenagers who make their
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  Speaker 6: way through the last day of high school in the
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  Speaker 6: last year, blah, blah, blah.
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  Speaker 5: Isn't Daisy confused?
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  Speaker 6: Doesn't that sound exactly like Daisy confused?
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  Speaker 5: I love Daisy. I watched.
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  Speaker 6: I watched Remember the Days. Spelled with a Z.
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  Speaker 5: Because they're from the streets?
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  Speaker 6: Because they're from the streets.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, God. I bet that didn't suck at all.
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  Speaker 6: Here's what suckered me in, though, because I'm looking at
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  Speaker 6: what was coming on next, and I was just like, oh,
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  Speaker 6: what the hell is that? And then I looked at
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  Speaker 6: the listing, and it's got Amber Heard.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, hell yeah, I love me some Amber Heard.
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  Speaker 6: So I was like, all right, maybe I'm going to
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  Speaker 6: have to at least see what this is.
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  Speaker 9: So....
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  Speaker 5: So, it's great.
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  Speaker 6: I love what you're saying.
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  Speaker 7: It's so.
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  Speaker 6: Like, and that's the thing. I didn't really pay that
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  Speaker 6: much attention to it. Like, that part of it. Like,
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  Speaker 6: I just started and it's her and she's like... They're all, like,
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  Speaker 6: high school kids. So, it's her getting up in the morning. She's, like,
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  Speaker 6: picking everybody up and driving around and everybody going to school.
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  Speaker 6: And it's about 20 minutes or so into it when
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  Speaker 6: they're like, hey, where are you going? Oh, we're going
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  Speaker 6: to a party later. And, like, all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 6: I'm just like, oh, my God. This is straight up, like,
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  Speaker 6: wannabe Dazed and Confused.
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  Speaker 3: Like.
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  Speaker 6: Their big thing is.
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  Speaker 8: Was Ben Affleck hanging around beating people with paddles?
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  Speaker 5: Because then it'd be totally like the same.
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  Speaker 6: They're kind of... They have their version of that, too.
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  Speaker 6: Because I was thinking.
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  Speaker 5: God, I hate Ben Affleck.
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  Speaker 6: But he's awesome in that. So, yeah, he's... The difference
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  Speaker 6: in this one is that it's the last day, you know...
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  Speaker 6: It's the end of a millennium. This takes place not
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  Speaker 6: in 1960-whatever-the-hell-it-was, but it's 1999.
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  Speaker 3: Woo!
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  Speaker 6: That's the same.
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  Speaker 5: Year I graduated.
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  Speaker 3: Woo!
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  Speaker 6: Party.
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  Speaker 5: It's a forever party.
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  Speaker 6: You're one of these partying kids, I guess.
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  Speaker 8: The only parties I went to involved me babysitting my
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  Speaker 8: friend and throw up on her chicken nuggets.
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  Speaker 5: And eat them again.
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  Speaker 6: That's not a good party at all. So this was
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  Speaker 6: the other thing, and another reason it seems so similar
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  Speaker 6: to Dazed and Confused as we get into the ensemble
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  Speaker 6: cast here. So I'm sitting there, and I'm watching, and
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, okay, well, at least Amber Heard's cute. Whatever.
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  Speaker 6: So then it continues on, and I'm just like, okay,
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  Speaker 6: isn't that... Isn't that... Wait, isn't that... So it's basically
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  Speaker 6: the whole damn cast of Mandy Lane.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I love Mandy Lane.
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  Speaker 6: That's why I didn't watch that movie.
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  Speaker 3: The.
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  Speaker 6: The Obsessed Kid, the other main character, more or less,
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  Speaker 6: in Mandy Lane, he's like a drummer in the band
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  Speaker 6: that's playing that night. He's the first one I was
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  Speaker 6: kind of like, isn't that the other guy from Mandy Lane?
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  Speaker 5: Ooh, did it have my boyfriend that I love?
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  Speaker 8: What was his name? Luke Grimes, who played the sleazy
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  Speaker 8: guy that I love? Oh my god, he was so.
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  Speaker 5: Hot in the trash.
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  Speaker 6: The slutty bastard.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, yes, he was hot.
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  Speaker 6: No, he was the one that wasn't there. It had
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  Speaker 6: the Obsessed Kid, and then it had the rich jackass thing.
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  Speaker 6: What's his name? Aaron Hammerstein. The kid whose dad owned
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  Speaker 6: the house, the one with the curly hair. Yeah, he
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  Speaker 6: had him too. But he was delivering lines that were
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  Speaker 6: almost the same thing. It was him giving this line
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  Speaker 6: to a chick that was kind of the same. I
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  Speaker 6: was like, really? I was like, did this lady hook
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  Speaker 6: up with the guy making Mandy Lane and he just
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  Speaker 6: decided to split cast and script on certain pages? I
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  Speaker 6: don't know. That was weird. But then it kept going through,
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  Speaker 6: and it was like, it was a whole big old
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  Speaker 6: movie of, oh, it's that guy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's that.
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  Speaker 6: So you've got, let's see, here's the rundown. You've got
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  Speaker 6: the cancer guy from Fanboys, the goofy Chris Marquette, I think.
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  Speaker 6: But then I'm looking at the other guy, and I
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  Speaker 6: knew the other guy, too. Then I found out the
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  Speaker 6: other guy is the guy from the movie High School
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  Speaker 6: that I just watched. It's actually awesome. I would say
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  Speaker 6: go find that one and skip this one. But his
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  Speaker 6: name is Sean Marquette. It's his brother. The fanboys guy.
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  Speaker 6: They're actually brothers. In this movie, plain brothers. And then,
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  Speaker 6: let's see, what else? The other one, funny one. Wesley Jonathan,
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  Speaker 6: which I don't know if I've ever referred to him
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  Speaker 6: by his actual name, but I thought I would just
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  Speaker 6: to be somewhat nice. Because to me, he's like, he's
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  Speaker 6: always been, oh, look, it's Amanda's friend. The guy from what? Amanda, Amanda.
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  Speaker 6: The guy from What I Like About You, our friend
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  Speaker 6: from every episode.
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  Speaker 3: Gary?
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  Speaker 6: It's him, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Aw, Gary.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, I don't think I knew him as
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  Speaker 6: anything but Gary. It's like, I don't think his name
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  Speaker 6: was Wesley, but that's kind of funny. That was his name,
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  Speaker 6: wasn't it, Gary? I didn't just make that up. I
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  Speaker 6: believe it is Gary, actually. So, let's see, what else?
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  Speaker 6: We've got Alexa Vega, who is kind of recognizable.
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  Speaker 5: She kicked ass in Repo at United Government.
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  Speaker 6: I just, yeah, I kept looking, going... Is that... Lava Girl?
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  Speaker 6: It kind of looks like Lava Girl.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: But, yeah, I finally was like, yeah, let me double-check. But, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: Alexa Vega's in it. And the only other semi-recognizable one,
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  Speaker 6: and this was one I kind of had to figure out,
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  Speaker 6: it's got the girlfriend from Kick-Ass, Lindsay Forska. She's, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: the girlfriend.
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  Speaker 5: Why are you just making words up?
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  Speaker 6: I don't make these people's names. So, yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: That.
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  Speaker 6: Cast is, I guess, half the reason that I finished
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  Speaker 6: sitting there watching it. I was just, like, the entire
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  Speaker 6: time trying to figure out, oh, okay, look at that,
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  Speaker 6: I'll be dead. Other than that, yeah, I mean, it
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  Speaker 6: is just so wannabe Dazed and Confused, except... None of the, like,
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  Speaker 6: clever dialogue. You don't get any of those.
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  Speaker 5: No Matthew McConaughey.
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  Speaker 6: No Matthew McConaughey. No Ben Affleck. You know, none of
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  Speaker 6: those classic performances that kind of, you know, when these
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  Speaker 6: were up-and-coming stars. And that's kind of what this felt like.
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  Speaker 6: It's like you're taking all these people that are kind
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  Speaker 6: of at that same point where it's like some of
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  Speaker 6: these people could actually be big stars in a few years, but... Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: not in this movie.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I just didn't get much out of this movie at all.
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  Speaker 6: Everything felt so forced and so ripped off from that story.
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  Speaker 6: And there's one scene that even kind of felt like
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  Speaker 6: they were ripping off Outsiders. Oh, I love that movie too. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: but not in this. I was just like, yeah, there's
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  Speaker 6: just no originality at all in this movie. The closest thing,
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  Speaker 6: there's Amber Heard's younger sister is like, Just a horrible bitch.
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  Speaker 6: She's kind of funny. Like, she doesn't come out of
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  Speaker 6: her room. She, like, just yells at people, including her parents,
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  Speaker 6: anytime they get anywhere near her.
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  Speaker 5: So she's mean?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, kind of. She just, like, she spends the whole movie, like,
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  Speaker 6: flipping off Amber and yelling at her and, you know,
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  Speaker 6: just cursing constantly. And I kind of like that character.
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  Speaker 5: So they followed me around for days and didn't tell me.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, they wouldn't have to follow much. She pretty much
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  Speaker 6: stays in her bedroom the entire movie, basically. Yeah, that
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  Speaker 6: was kind of entertaining. She was about the only character
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  Speaker 6: that was like, okay, you need to transplant this character
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  Speaker 6: into a better movie. Because most of the other guys
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  Speaker 6: are just like, I don't really care about you kids,
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  Speaker 6: so let's find a better movie to watch. Yeah, remember
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  Speaker 6: the days.
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  Speaker 3: Or not.
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  Speaker 6: Or forget about that movie. Again, the cast, interesting. Not
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  Speaker 6: the movie so much, but.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: Other than that, and, um... piecing stuff together for this
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  Speaker 6: week and last week's episode. That's pretty much all I did.
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  Speaker 6: But yeah, otherwise that was about it for me. So
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  Speaker 6: who wants to roll next?
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  Speaker 5: Should I start with my road trip or should I
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  Speaker 5: do the movies I watched? However you want to do it.
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  Speaker 8: I watched a couple of movies. All of them kind
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  Speaker 8: of sucked. Boyfriend decided I needed to watch Puppet Master.
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  Speaker 8: That was long and fucking stupid. They're fucking puppets for
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  Speaker 8: God's sakes. How are you getting fucking killed by a puppet?
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  Speaker 8: You fucking kick the damn thing.
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  Speaker 6: It's gone.
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  Speaker 8: Ta-da. But yeah, that was stupid. I didn't like that movie.
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  Speaker 8: He made me watch last night. Made me watch In
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  Speaker 8: the Mouth of Madness.
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  Speaker 5: Interesting. Fucking hell. The movie went on for days.
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  Speaker 8: And I was playing the hey, it's that guy game
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  Speaker 8: along with that one too. There was that one guy
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  Speaker 8: who was Lex Luthor's dad from Smallville. And then there
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  Speaker 8: was that one person who was uh I fucking hit
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  Speaker 8: uh um the Carpathian in it um I don't know
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  Speaker 8: the guy from Ghostbusters 2 Viggo the Carpathian.
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  Speaker 6: I love it. The guy in the painting.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: And then it had somebody else. I was like, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 8: that's that person. But now I can't remember who the
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  Speaker 8: hell it was. It's not really that important, I guess.
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  Speaker 8: But then it had the paper boy. It was Hayden Christensen.
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  Speaker 8: That was pretty exciting. But yeah, I fucking hated that movie.
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  Speaker 5: It was stupid.
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  Speaker 8: Way too long. It thought it was smarter than it was.
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  Speaker 8: I just wanted to kick it. I wanted to punch
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  Speaker 8: it in the face. If that movie had a face,
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  Speaker 8: I would punch.
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  Speaker 5: It in the face.
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  Speaker 8: And then laugh at it for its misery. I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: I never made Boyfriend watch Frozen. Fucking hated that movie.
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  Speaker 6: I've heard so many good things about it.
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  Speaker 5: No, you're not going to hear them from me because
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  Speaker 5: that movie was fucking stupid.
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  Speaker 8: A bunch of fucking retards and oh I hated that
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  Speaker 8: movie god they weren't really retarded they were just stupid
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  Speaker 8: I'm sorry if I'm in the retard.
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  Speaker 6: Community up there.
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  Speaker 8: Oh god special whatever.
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  Speaker 9: I hated that we should call the show adventures in
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  Speaker 9: political correctness I'm gonna.
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  Speaker 6: Fail every week I'm.
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  Speaker 8: Gonna fail at that yeah that movie was just kids
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  Speaker 8: are just stupid and it's like what'd.
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  Speaker 5: You get for going skiing you damn jockeys That's from Squidbit. Like,
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  Speaker 5: he probably wouldn't get that one.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna get so much hate now. I think it
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  Speaker 5: was not good. Didn't like it. They deserve to get
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  Speaker 5: eaten by wolves. Only two of them did. I don't
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  Speaker 5: deserve it, though.
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  Speaker 6: I don't like her.
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  Speaker 3: But, uh.
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  Speaker 5: I was just mad because I figured Iceman is okay.
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  Speaker 5: He should have been in his element, but no.
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  Speaker 6: I guess not.
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  Speaker 5: He's Iceman. He wasn't a fucking X-Men. He should have
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  Speaker 5: some powers. He could do something.
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  Speaker 3: But no.
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  Speaker 8: He just freezes his ass to death. Gets eaten by wolves.
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  Speaker 8: He's not cool.
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  Speaker 6: I can't remember. The director might be up here. I
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  Speaker 6: think he's the same guy that did Hatchet 2. I
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  Speaker 6: think it's Adam Green.
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  Speaker 5: I like Hatchet. Hatchet kicked ass. I can talk about that.
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  Speaker 5: That movie was awesome. I love the hell out of
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  Speaker 5: that movie.
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  Speaker 3: But it was great.
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  Speaker 8: But then we went to Memphis, so I watched more
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  Speaker 8: of my share of Elvis movies. I don't even remember
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  Speaker 8: which ones they were. Kissing Cousins was in there, so
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  Speaker 8: I watched that one, and Spitting Speedway, and I don't know,
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  Speaker 8: a whole bunch of Elvis movies.
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  Speaker 5: We went to Graceland and all that stuff, because I'm
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  Speaker 5: a big geek, and let me smell this. Went to
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  Speaker 5: Beale Street.
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  Speaker 8: We almost lost my mom, because she got grabbed by
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  Speaker 8: some black guy who was going to keep her, because
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  Speaker 8: he loved her, and she was a pretty girl, and
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  Speaker 8: he was going to keep her, and we just.
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  Speaker 5: Kept walking, because I figured you can't save them all.
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  Speaker 9: So I figured.
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  Speaker 5: You know, you just keep walking. You cut your losses
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  Speaker 5: because if we all stop, he's going to get all
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  Speaker 5: of us.
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  Speaker 9: Did she escape?
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  Speaker 11: She eventually found her way back to us. I figured
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  Speaker 11: I'm doing you a favor. If we keep walking, you've
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  Speaker 11: got to catch up. I'm giving you a reason to leave.
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  Speaker 11: If not, then there's more room in the car on
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  Speaker 11: the way home.
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  Speaker 6: You sacrificed your mom.
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  Speaker 3: You can't.
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  Speaker 5: You've got to know when you're best beaten, dude. You
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  Speaker 5: just keep going.
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  Speaker 8: And then, uh, we almost did die because there was
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  Speaker 8: the guy outside of our hotel room sharpening his machetes.
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  Speaker 5: Three of them. Three machetes.
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  Speaker 3: Why? I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Did he juggle them?
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  Speaker 6: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 8: I never saw him juggle them. That would have been
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  Speaker 8: awesome before we died. But, yeah, three, the guy sharpening
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  Speaker 8: his machetes outside of our hotel room.
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  Speaker 5: How did that even go? I don't know. It was frightening.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just like, uh.
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  Speaker 9: I thought it's illegal to carry, like, a weapon longer than, like,
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  Speaker 9: your thumb or something like that or. like three inches
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  Speaker 9: or whatever.
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  Speaker 8: Those two would have been screwed because this was three
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  Speaker 8: fucking big old machetes, you know, all kinds of fucking
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  Speaker 8: Danny Trejo machetes.
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  Speaker 9: I was going to say, was it Danny Trejo?
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  Speaker 5: No, because that would have been awesome.
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  Speaker 6: I was going to say, I don't think that law
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  Speaker 6: applies if you're on your way to see Danny Trejo
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  Speaker 6: because we saw several last week as they were hanging
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  Speaker 6: out in line with their machetes.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, this was no, yeah, we were going to die.
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  Speaker 8: It's kind of given when you're going to Memphis. You
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  Speaker 8: expect to lose at least one person, you know.
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  Speaker 5: But, yeah, we all made it back. All was good,
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  Speaker 5: you know. Yay for Memphis.
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  Speaker 9: Probably wasn't as scary as that time we went to Akron, though.
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  Speaker 9: That was really scary.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, the hotel with the barred windows and the phone call?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, the phone call in the middle of the night.
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  Speaker 9: You ladies need some company?
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  Speaker 5: Did you all order a male escort? Yeah, for real.
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  Speaker 5: Which was really.
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  Speaker 9: Scary because it meant that, you know, someone knew that
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  Speaker 9: we were in there.
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  Speaker 6: And you were needing a man.
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  Speaker 9: It was probably, like, the creepy gang of, like, what
• 14:21
  Speaker 9: are Mexican gangsters called?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 9: Cholos.
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: Cholos.
• 14:25
  Speaker 6: Cholos.
• 14:26
  Speaker 9: It's probably the very dangerous looking gang of cholos hanging
• 14:30
  Speaker 9: out across the parking lot. I hope that's not an
• 14:33
  Speaker 9: offensive term. Find out if that's a racist thing and
• 14:36
  Speaker 9: if it is, delete that.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: Dude, really?
• 14:39
  Speaker 5: We're worried about offending people? I don't want to get
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: attacked by no cholos. Oh, there you go.
• 14:46
  Speaker 8: They weren't sharpening their machetes. They were just offering me
• 14:49
  Speaker 8: some companionship. And the mysteriously stained chair that was in
• 14:52
  Speaker 8: the corner.
• 14:53
  Speaker 5: And the toilet that.
• 14:54
  Speaker 8: Jessica was afraid to go to the bathroom on because
• 14:56
  Speaker 8: she thought someone would crawl out and eat her ass.
• 14:57
  Speaker 9: I mean, I stayed in a much worse hotel in
• 15:00
  Speaker 9: Chicago once. It was called the Cloud Nine. Don't ever
• 15:03
  Speaker 9: stay there.
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 15:06
  Speaker 9: Our side tables had been stolen. And some guy knocked
• 15:10
  Speaker 9: on the door in the middle of the night because
• 15:12
  Speaker 9: he'd left.
• 15:12
  Speaker 5: His jacket in the room.
• 15:13
  Speaker 9: Like, what kind of housekeeping? Like, what the fuck? It
• 15:17
  Speaker 9: was weird. Oh, and there was bloodstains on the curtain
• 15:19
  Speaker 9: in the bathroom.
• 15:22
  Speaker 6: This all seems normal.
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: Very weird.
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: Alright, that's my weekend. I'm done.
• 15:27
  Speaker 9: Oh, let's see. What did I do? What did I do?
• 15:29
  Speaker 9: I've been on a watching documentary kick lately. And I
• 15:33
  Speaker 9: watched The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia. I
• 15:35
  Speaker 9: love saying that. I love alliteration. It makes me really happy.
• 15:39
  Speaker 6: You should work for a comic book company.
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 15:43
  Speaker 9: I also watched Jesus Camp. which is hilarious. I meant
• 15:48
  Speaker 9: to watch it when it was playing at a university
• 15:52
  Speaker 9: when it first came out, and I meant to go
• 15:54
  Speaker 9: see it, and I didn't. But it's on Netflix if
• 15:56
  Speaker 9: anyone wants to watch it. It's awesome. My gym normally
• 15:59
  Speaker 9: plays really stupid movies, but this week they played Whip It,
• 16:03
  Speaker 9: which I'd never seen.
• 16:04
  Speaker 6: I liked Whip It.
• 16:04
  Speaker 9: And I really liked it. It was a really good movie.
• 16:07
  Speaker 6: It was better than I expected. It's not amazing, but
• 16:09
  Speaker 6: it's better than I expected.
• 16:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's one of those movies that you just get
• 16:14
  Speaker 9: really into and you don't pay attention to how long
• 16:16
  Speaker 9: you've been running, which is nice. But then I also
• 16:19
  Speaker 9: was subjected to The Karate Kid.
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: The remake?
• 16:24
  Speaker 9: The remake. And Van Helsing 5 or whatever.
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: What?
• 16:30
  Speaker 6: I didn't know they were up to 5.
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 16:33
  Speaker 9: It wasn't the first Van Helsing, but it was one
• 16:35
  Speaker 9: of the Van Helsings and it was awful. But those
• 16:39
  Speaker 9: are movies that make you want to run really fast
• 16:41
  Speaker 9: just so you can be done and then leave.
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: Are you trying to escape the movie?
• 16:44
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 16:45
  Speaker 9: That's how I feel. You know, it's kind of a
• 16:47
  Speaker 9: good thing. Like, once they were playing, like, a Jean-Claude
• 16:49
  Speaker 9: Van Damme movie for some reason, I'm like, oh, God,
• 16:51
  Speaker 9: run fast so I can leave. Run fast so I
• 16:54
  Speaker 9: can leave.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:56
  Speaker 6: Not Jean-Claude.
• 16:57
  Speaker 9: Sorry, sorry.
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: Not Jean-Claude. Sorry, Metal Mikey. No Steven Seagal.
• 17:01
  Speaker 9: Is it Metal Mikey, the one that's like a huge
• 17:04
  Speaker 9: JCVD fan?
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Probably.
• 17:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, okay.
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: I like JCVD. He's still pretty hot for an L.A.
• 17:09
  Speaker 8: Dude.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:10
  Speaker 6: You can tell him sorry later. I'm assuming he'll be
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: here today.
• 17:13
  Speaker 9: But, yeah, that was pretty much what I did. Those movies.
• 17:21
  Speaker 9: I'm sure I watched other things that I blocked out,
• 17:24
  Speaker 9: and I do that.
• 17:26
  Speaker 13: Oh, oh.
• 17:27
  Speaker 9: This week's episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia was hilarious.
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: Hilarious.
• 17:34
  Speaker 9: It was about juggalos and blackface. It was amazing.
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: That's classy.
• 17:39
  Speaker 9: It was so classy.
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: I watched the Halloween episode of Community and that was
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: fucking hilarious, dude.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 17:46
  Speaker 6: I still need to go back and watch that. I'm
• 17:47
  Speaker 6: assuming it's on the interweb somewhere.
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: Is it on Hulu.com?
• 17:50
  Speaker 6: There you go. All right. So does that cover all
• 17:54
  Speaker 6: of our weeks?
• 17:55
  Speaker 9: And I think that's it.
• 17:56
  Speaker 12: Yep.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 17:58
  Speaker 14: I don't know.
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: Anything else we want to say in anticipation of the
• 18:03
  Speaker 6: Big Horror Hound weekend?
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: Damn you, Danielle Harris.
• 18:08
  Speaker 6: That's uncalled for.
• 18:09
  Speaker 9: I just don't want to. It's so expensive.
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: I just don't want to watch that fucking movie.
• 18:15
  Speaker 8: Huh?
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: I just don't want to watch that fucking movie. Fuck
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: When Harry Met Sally. Fuck that movie. Fuck everybody in
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: that movie. I hate that movie. It downgrades women because
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: it becomes what chick flicks are and everybody looks down
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: on chick flicks because they're stupid because they are stupid.
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: And it makes.
• 18:37
  Speaker 8: Women seem stupider for like them. Fuck chick flicks. Fuck
• 18:41
  Speaker 8: When Harry Met Sally. Fuck Sleepless in Seattle. Fuck anything
• 18:46
  Speaker 8: that has Meg Ryan in it because she sucks. And
• 18:50
  Speaker 8: her face is horrible, and it has a Joker smile.
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: I hate her face.
• 18:55
  Speaker 9: I was going to say, I really like Cecil B. DeMinted,
• 18:57
  Speaker 9: but that's Melanie Griffith.
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: She's almost as bad.
• 19:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I know, but Cecil B. DeMinted is fucking awesome.
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: It is awesome.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: It wouldn't be awesome if it had Meg.
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: Ryan in it, though.
• 19:08
  Speaker 9: Probably not.
• 19:10
  Speaker 15: Well, I.
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: Save my thoughts on it. I actually had a very
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: different response than I expected.
• 19:15
  Speaker 8: I probably shouldn't be in the room when you talk
• 19:17
  Speaker 8: to her about this. Bad things will happen, and I'll
• 19:19
  Speaker 8: hurt her feelings. She's a tiny little girl, and she's tough,
• 19:22
  Speaker 8: but I could probably.
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: Still take her. We'll see. She's a scrapper.
• 19:26
  Speaker 8: She'd probably just cling on like a damn spider monkey
• 19:29
  Speaker 8: or something.
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't be able to shake her. She seems like
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: a hair puller, and I'm not done with it.
• 19:34
  Speaker 9: You have a lot of hair.
• 19:35
  Speaker 8: I know, and it's nice and straight right now, and
• 19:37
  Speaker 8: I want it to stay that way. I should probably
• 19:38
  Speaker 8: grab it and... Pull out chunks and that would be
• 19:41
  Speaker 8: all crooked.
• 19:43
  Speaker 6: Let's not find out. You kids just get along now.
• 19:46
  Speaker 6: Don't make me turn this road trip right around.
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: I'm the one driving.
• 19:49
  Speaker 9: It.
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: Turn this car right around.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: I'm hungry.
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: Do we need to stop at a gas station?
• 19:55
  Speaker 9: Yeah, eventually. When my gas thingy starts blinking.
• 19:59
  Speaker 15: We can stop.
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: We're going to stop before it starts blinking.
• 20:02
  Speaker 9: Well, I mean, you'll still have like 50 miles or so.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: We will check back in with you somewhere further down
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: the road.
• 20:17
  Speaker 16: On that crazy Kings Highway.
• 20:24
  Speaker 14: Too much passion Too.
• 20:29
  Speaker 7: Much play We.
• 20:32
  Speaker 17: Went dancing, dancing, dancing across the U.S.A.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Time out for a delicious snack in our sparkling refreshment building.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Every item a fresh, appetizing taste treat. Fresh popcorn, delicious
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: and crisp, with or without butter. French fries, crisp and
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: golden brown. First quenching, refreshing ice cold drinks.
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: All right, we're here with Dean Cameron. Let's see, you,
• 21:18
  Speaker 6: I guess, just get into the basics here. I mean,
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: you're a kid growing up in Illinois. Were you really
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: into movies at that point, that early on?
• 21:26
  Speaker 18: Well, actually, I grew up in Oklahoma.
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: I was born in Illinois. Okay.
• 21:30
  Speaker 18: Yeah, I loved movies, and I had my friends. I
• 21:35
  Speaker 18: visited my father in Santa Barbara every summer. And I
• 21:39
  Speaker 18: would do theater with my friends. I did a great
• 21:42
  Speaker 18: theater program. And they were going down to L.A. doing
• 21:45
  Speaker 18: commercials and TV shows. So I knew I wanted to
• 21:49
  Speaker 18: be an actor when I was a kid. So I
• 21:51
  Speaker 18: definitely loved going to movies. Young Frankenstein was my favorite.
• 21:56
  Speaker 18: And Poseidon Adventure. Those were my two favorite movies when I.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: Was a kid.
• 21:59
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: Okay, it wasn't just me. I had a weird obsession
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: with Poseidon Adventure.
• 22:03
  Speaker 18: I can't explain it I saw it it was the
• 22:05
  Speaker 18: first movie I think that was the first movie depending
• 22:08
  Speaker 18: on which came out first I think.
• 22:09
  Speaker 19: I saw it eight times when it came out it's
• 22:11
  Speaker 19: crazy I loved it I don't know what it was
• 22:14
  Speaker 19: it was that and I described that we were watching
• 22:16
  Speaker 19: Daylight not that long ago and I was like taking
• 22:19
  Speaker 19: any any day like an everyday situation and then turning
• 22:21
  Speaker 19: it into like death defying you know Disneyland.
• 22:24
  Speaker 6: Ride turning it upside down literally yeah so yeah I'm
• 22:28
  Speaker 6: right with you on that one there Let's see. So
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: I guess how did you eventually break into it?
• 22:34
  Speaker 15: Eventually?
• 22:36
  Speaker 6: Well... How did I get in? The early days, I guess.
• 22:39
  Speaker 9: Well, I moved to L.A.
• 22:40
  Speaker 18: In 1980, and it took me about four years to
• 22:45
  Speaker 18: begin making a living at it. It took me two
• 22:47
  Speaker 18: years to.
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: Start working, but I was still doing.
• 22:50
  Speaker 18: I was working at the Chinese Theater, the place with.
• 22:52
  Speaker 9: The hand-picked prints.
• 22:53
  Speaker 18: I was working there, and I was parking cars, and
• 22:56
  Speaker 18: I was studying acting. But, yeah, it took me about
• 22:59
  Speaker 18: four years to start... like i said make a living.
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah and then.
• 23:03
  Speaker 20: 86 well anyway yeah yeah you'd gotten i guess you've
• 23:08
  Speaker 20: ended up with your first role with mark harman what
• 23:11
  Speaker 20: was it does mark harman just have a thing for
• 23:13
  Speaker 20: you you know i have a theory maybe mark harman
• 23:16
  Speaker 20: just had a thing for you and he was just.
• 23:17
  Speaker 18: Well i think he had a thing for me patrick
• 23:19
  Speaker 18: labrador and.
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: Kirstie alley because we were all in prince.
• 23:22
  Speaker 18: Of bel-air and yeah he was you know apparently he
• 23:25
  Speaker 18: my agent at the time told me that She had
• 23:28
  Speaker 18: talked to Marmon about summer school, and he said, yeah,
• 23:31
  Speaker 18: I'm looking for a younger Dean Cameron. And my agent said, well,
• 23:35
  Speaker 18: why don't you just get Dean Cameron?
• 23:37
  Speaker 6: I said, I don't know, I don't know.
• 23:39
  Speaker 18: But I went and met Carl Reiner.
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: And the rest is history. Definitely. Well, before you got
• 23:45
  Speaker 6: to summer school, I did want to ask you, as
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: far as you ended up getting the role on the
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: Fast Times TV show.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: How do you approach a role like Spicoli when you're
• 23:55
  Speaker 6: not John Pinn? Carefully. Very carefully and respectfully. I've said
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: this before.
• 24:01
  Speaker 18: It's a job I did not want to do, and
• 24:03
  Speaker 18: I had no.
• 24:03
  Speaker 7: Intention of doing it.
• 24:07
  Speaker 18: But I realized that it was going to put me
• 24:10
  Speaker 18: on the map in Hollywood because everybody wanted to know.
• 24:13
  Speaker 18: Who's the poor sucker who's going to be doing Spicoli?
• 24:16
  Speaker 10: And it was me.
• 24:18
  Speaker 18: And it was mission accomplished. It accomplished exactly what I
• 24:21
  Speaker 18: wanted to do. It lasted very, it was very short,
• 24:23
  Speaker 18: seven episodes. But, I mean, Amy Hechtling directed it, and
• 24:27
  Speaker 18: she was originally going to direct Summer School. So she
• 24:30
  Speaker 18: was talking about me for the Summer School part already, and...
• 24:34
  Speaker 18: So mission accomplished. So it worked out perfectly. But I,
• 24:37
  Speaker 18: you know, I knew Sean from acting class and long.
• 24:40
  Speaker 6: Story, but no, I'm glad I did.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Definitely.
• 24:44
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 24:44
  Speaker 6: From the career standpoint, I'm just going to go into
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: a couple of the others. Like, um, what was your
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: take on bad dreams?
• 24:51
  Speaker 18: You know, I was really happy to do it and
• 24:53
  Speaker 18: I thought it was a really cool movie that I
• 24:56
  Speaker 18: didn't do as well as I would have liked. Um,
• 25:00
  Speaker 18: I think that's great.
• 25:01
  Speaker 9: I like it.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:03
  Speaker 18: I think I'm good in it. It's a neat, weird
• 25:07
  Speaker 18: little movie.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Definitely.
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: I had kind of forgotten Miracle Beach and just caught
• 25:14
  Speaker 6: it again the other day. It was on cable a
• 25:17
  Speaker 6: lot at that point in time. I'd seen it many times.
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: Is it one you're not so thrilled with?
• 25:23
  Speaker 18: Well, it's funny. About halfway through the movie, I gave up.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 25:31
  Speaker 18: But I kept saying to myself, you know, no one
• 25:34
  Speaker 18: will ever see this horrible, horrible movie. And in 1996,
• 25:40
  Speaker 18: HBO cut their own version of it, a PG version,
• 25:43
  Speaker 18: so they could show it during the daytime. And it
• 25:45
  Speaker 18: was the most showed movie in 1996 on HBO.
• 25:47
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God. Yeah, and I could not escape it.
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: And it's so funny because of that movie.
• 25:53
  Speaker 18: Everybody thought I was working all the time because it
• 25:56
  Speaker 18: was on.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: All the time.
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: I see him all the time.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's working all the time.
• 26:00
  Speaker 18: There he is again. Can't get her.
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: But I just was not happy as that. You know,
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: I just fell off. But ski school was okay? Ski
• 26:11
  Speaker 6: school was ski school.
• 26:13
  Speaker 18: I had fewer expectations.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: Of ski school than I did with Miracle Beach or
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: Miserable Beach, as.
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: I like to call it. Oh, well, did you ever
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: see the movie Channel 4? promo that they ran for
• 26:23
  Speaker 6: it they they kind of had a point i was
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: like it was so out of its times period yeah
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: it was it was definitely uh it sort of missed
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: its window for it to actually be like massively popular
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: i guess.
• 26:34
  Speaker 21: I still like it so i was gonna say then
• 26:38
  Speaker 21: then you you ended up working on his first feature
• 26:41
  Speaker 21: with noah baumbach um what uh i guess what was
• 26:44
  Speaker 21: he like at that point in his career and and
• 26:47
  Speaker 21: The same as he is now.
• 26:48
  Speaker 6: He's really funny and driven and great. I've done a
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: couple other movies with him. So he's awesome. Kicking and
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: Screaming is really good and showed what a good writer
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: he was at that point. As far as the shoot,
• 27:01
  Speaker 6: was there anything on set going on that was... Memorable,
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: I guess.
• 27:04
  Speaker 18: I just remember thinking, I wish they were making movies
• 27:06
  Speaker 18: like this when I was a young actor.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: That's still true. It's amazing how few he's made because, yeah,
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: he needs to make more. Yeah, he does. I know
• 27:16
  Speaker 6: he wants to.
• 27:16
  Speaker 18: I mean, for him, lack of trying is not really
• 27:20
  Speaker 18: up to him as much as it is up to
• 27:23
  Speaker 18: other people to give him money.
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: Which is usually the downfall of most good projects.
• 27:27
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: Let's see. I was going to ask some of the
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: other stuff you do. As far as Thornbirds, are you still.
• 27:34
  Speaker 18: Unfortunately, no. Two of the guys that are in that
• 27:37
  Speaker 18: band are in a band called Steel Panther, which is
• 27:39
  Speaker 18: this fake heavy metal band.
• 27:41
  Speaker 15: They're doing great.
• 27:42
  Speaker 18: They got a deal on Universal, and they're touring around
• 27:45
  Speaker 18: the world. Fortunately, I have a song on their record,
• 27:47
  Speaker 18: so that's cool. I don't play with... I would like to,
• 27:50
  Speaker 18: and they would like to, but they're making more money
• 27:52
  Speaker 18: doing a fake band.
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: But I play every week sort.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: Of a hobby.
• 27:58
  Speaker 18: They actually pay us, which is even better, but I
• 28:00
  Speaker 18: play in this karaoke band called Coreyoke, where ostensibly it's
• 28:06
  Speaker 18: Corey Haim, Corey Feldman, and Corey Hart coming back to
• 28:09
  Speaker 18: try to get back on top and.
• 28:11
  Speaker 9: Get to sing with us.
• 28:12
  Speaker 18: It's really stupid and silly, and we're just the guys.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: To do it.
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: So is it you play the karaoke, or it's karaoke?
• 28:21
  Speaker 18: You get to sing with a live band.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 28:22
  Speaker 18: So we know 120 songs, and you get up and
• 28:25
  Speaker 18: you sing one of the songs, and we back you up,
• 28:27
  Speaker 18: and it's awesome.
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: That's a good amount of songs to memorize. Yeah.
• 28:32
  Speaker 18: I'd say I have them down completely, flawlessly, but I
• 28:36
  Speaker 18: can fake it.
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: It's also a karaoke bar, you know. People are a
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: little toasty, so the more toasty you are, the better
• 28:43
  Speaker 6: we sound. Probably, yeah. I was going to ask about
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: that one anyway, because, yeah, are you... One of our
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: crew here, the one that just left, has Corey Haim
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: tattooed on her leg. That's true. So you're not a
• 28:56
  Speaker 6: huge fan of Corey's? I love the Corey's.
• 29:01
  Speaker 18: I just thought they sort of threw it all away
• 29:03
  Speaker 18: because they were really, really good actors.
• 29:05
  Speaker 22: It's a tragedy.
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: It's been repeated over and over again. It's just too
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: bad that they did that.
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: It's sad.
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: Um let's see you said you were directing now is
• 29:18
  Speaker 6: that something you're not.
• 29:19
  Speaker 18: As much i mean i don't i do it i've
• 29:21
  Speaker 18: directed some stage stuff in la uh one of the
• 29:24
  Speaker 18: things won a bunch of awards and did really well
• 29:26
  Speaker 18: and uh some short films and you know it's something
• 29:29
  Speaker 18: i like to do if i if i want to
• 29:32
  Speaker 18: beat my head against the wall and kill myself i
• 29:35
  Speaker 18: think i'd rather just do acting but i just stopped
• 29:39
  Speaker 18: doing that.
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: Because I was kind of curious on the Nigerian scam.
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: What's the backstory, I guess, first off, and then the
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: project itself?
• 29:52
  Speaker 18: The Nigerian 419 scammers, I corresponded with one for a year,
• 29:56
  Speaker 18: and I was writing as a very lonely... sexually confused
• 29:59
  Speaker 18: millionaire from Florida who had a houseboy named Kwan. It's
• 30:03
  Speaker 18: a little excitable. And writing as someone who's just rich
• 30:07
  Speaker 18: enough and stupid enough or gullible enough to fall for
• 30:11
  Speaker 18: the scam. And so it lasted a year, the correspondence,
• 30:15
  Speaker 18: and friends were urging me to turn it into something.
• 30:18
  Speaker 18: So I turned it into a two-person show. And it's
• 30:20
  Speaker 18: me and another guy reading these letters and I show
• 30:24
  Speaker 18: the Pictures that went back and forth and played the
• 30:26
  Speaker 18: phone calls that I made, that he called me, I
• 30:28
  Speaker 18: called him. It's pretty great. We've played around the world
• 30:32
  Speaker 18: for the last six years.
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: Seven, six years.
• 30:37
  Speaker 18: It's a great show.
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: We're going to be in Salt Lake next March.
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: That's an amazing concept and way to take it to
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: a different level.
• 30:45
  Speaker 18: There's this whole thing about found art and I think
• 30:52
  Speaker 18: You know, the Internet as art, creating art from the Internet.
• 30:55
  Speaker 18: And I think it's one of the first things that
• 30:57
  Speaker 18: did that.
• 30:58
  Speaker 6: It was like six years ago. That's definitely, yeah, kind
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: of moving into a whole new territory.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: Let's see.
• 31:06
  Speaker 6: The only thing, I guess you've got a son now.
• 31:10
  Speaker 21: Would you.
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: encourage him to go into the business?
• 31:13
  Speaker 9: No.
• 31:14
  Speaker 18: We constantly, wife and I constantly joke about we're going
• 31:20
  Speaker 18: to keep him from doing that. We want him to
• 31:22
  Speaker 18: be a scientist. We want him to develop a healthy
• 31:27
  Speaker 18: ice cream because we think he could be a billionaire
• 31:31
  Speaker 18: and support us in the manner we're accustomed to in
• 31:33
  Speaker 18: our old age. So that's what we're hoping he does.
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: I'm always up for ice creams. I'm on board for
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: that idea too.
• 31:38
  Speaker 18: It wouldn't be great ice cream that made you fit
• 31:42
  Speaker 18: and extended your longevity and fought diseases.
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: It'd be great. Even better. My son's just the man
• 31:49
  Speaker 6: to do it.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Awesome.
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 31:50
  Speaker 6: I think that is it. Thank you for talking with
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: us today, sir.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 32:16
  Speaker 23: Choosing a family movie is tough. It seems like all
• 32:18
  Speaker 23: Hollywood can do is make mindless drivel that rots kids' brains.
• 32:22
  Speaker 23: Who wants to see a movie like.
• 32:23
  Speaker 24: What my dad watched when he was a kid. Those
• 32:26
  Speaker 24: films are so boring and the special effects are horrible.
• 32:29
  Speaker 24: The movies he grew up with are.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: Sometimes a big surprise.
• 32:32
  Speaker 8: I at times feel uncomfortable watching movies I loved when
• 32:36
  Speaker 8: I was younger with my own kids because I forgot
• 32:38
  Speaker 8: how much cursing, sex, and violence they showed back then.
• 32:41
  Speaker 24: All we want to do is watch a fun movie that.
• 32:44
  Speaker 25: We all like.
• 32:44
  Speaker 23: That's why we created Family Movie Night, a podcast where
• 32:48
  Speaker 23: we review movies from an adult.
• 32:50
  Speaker 24: Perspective and from a kid's perspective.
• 32:52
  Speaker 23: So you can find movies for your whole family to enjoy.
• 32:55
  Speaker 24: We review new movies.
• 32:57
  Speaker 23: Old childhood favorites, cult and foreign films.
• 33:00
  Speaker 24: And Godzilla. So check out Family Movie Night on the
• 33:04
  Speaker 24: web at fmnpodcast.com or find us on iTunes.
• 33:07
  Speaker 7: Bye!
• 33:09
  Speaker 14: We are family.
• 33:10
  Speaker 7: We are family.
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: We are family.
• 33:26
  Speaker 10: Hey, this is Danielle Harris.
• 33:28
  Speaker 25: So I am now maybe, I have to think about it,
• 33:30
  Speaker 25: but quite possibly one of the newest members of Movie Meltdown.
• 33:35
  Speaker 25: If I could never actually get to the movies.
• 33:38
  Speaker 10: But I'll review some.
• 33:38
  Speaker 25: Old 80s rom-coms for you. You are listening to Movie Meltdown.
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Alright, so we're now here in Jungle Gyms. How would
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: you describe this?
• 34:28
  Speaker 15: Oh my god.
• 34:29
  Speaker 9: It's like a really awesome, it's like Whole Foods but
• 34:32
  Speaker 9: times a million of awesome.
• 34:34
  Speaker 15: I heard an entire thing of olives.
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: Fucking olives.
• 34:37
  Speaker 15: Olives I've never even fucking heard of before.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: Okay, Randy, you're here too. What do you think of
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: this place? I enjoyed the passive-aggressive corn.
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: I liked the brain manipulator, whatever the hell that thing
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: was I just sat in.
• 34:49
  Speaker 26: I don't feel comfortable being marketed to by a giant can.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: Of soup that has the opportunity to defecate on me.
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we are standing next to a giant can of
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: Campbell's soup, swinging on a swing with a little creepy
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: Campbell's kid standing next to him in some sort of
• 35:05
  Speaker 6: pit pat.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on. A pit pat? It's
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: like buy Campbell's soup or die.
• 35:11
  Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure he would attack us all if we didn't.
• 35:14
  Speaker 6: And so far we're not, so we could be in trouble. Alright,
• 35:25
  Speaker 6: so now Marlena was just standing by a wall of
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: boxed wine.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: What do you think of that, Marlena?
• 35:30
  Speaker 15: I'm so excited.
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: We saw a giant mechanical Elvis bear thing.
• 35:37
  Speaker 15: Oh, a conundrum.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: That's pretty exciting.
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: A conundrum?
• 35:39
  Speaker 9: That's nice.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: We are in quite a conundrum here.
• 35:47
  Speaker 15: That was a map, but it's just for the beer
• 35:48
  Speaker 15: and wine department. Just the beer and wine. I want
• 35:51
  Speaker 15: to know where the soda pops are.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: If you need a map to go to your grocery,
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: I don't know. That's a lot to deal with. I
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: just want to go buy some pretzels or something.
• 36:03
  Speaker 15: Kraft sharp cheddar.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: They have individually wrapped slices. These are all fancy and whatnot.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: Buffalo wing. I don't know. Where's the individually wrapped American?
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm looking for.
• 36:20
  Speaker 15: That is the biggest block of cheese I have ever seen.
• 36:23
  Speaker 15: Holy shit. You could build a house.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: Out of this.
• 36:25
  Speaker 17: You could build an igloo.
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: Out of this cheese still kind of fails in comparison
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: to that chick's mustache that chick's mustache was horrendous she
• 36:36
  Speaker 6: needs to like wax that shit or go ahead and
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: grow a beard and make the whole set I thought
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: you were just being harsh but then I turned around
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: I was like oh geez wow she really no joke
• 36:46
  Speaker 6: she's got a full on stash going bleach.
• 36:49
  Speaker 8: That shit pluck it fucking shave it down whatever something
• 36:52
  Speaker 8: covered in.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: Cheese All right, so what's your wrap-up on the whole event?
• 37:01
  Speaker 9: That was the best store ever.
• 37:05
  Speaker 15: This pickle is really good. It came out of a barrel.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: I was so excited. It's a giant pickle.
• 37:12
  Speaker 9: I can't take a bite of it with my fake
• 37:15
  Speaker 9: teeth now, though.
• 37:16
  Speaker 15: My fake tooth.
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: And there is a monorail up there, which sadly we
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: don't get to take home, but oh well.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: I guess we will wrap up our event here at
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: Foodies and head on back to the show.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: Hi, I'm Chili Dilly, the personality pickle. Packed in a
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: jar for the freshest flavor. Served cold in a sack
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: for you to savor. Crisp, tender, and tasty with a
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: bit of spice. Buy one now. Taste how nice. Snack
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: bar clerks will knock themselves silly, speeding your order for
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: a real jilly-dilly.
• 37:59
  Speaker 12: And now let's check in with actor Jonathan Breck.
• 38:04
  Speaker 17: The creeper himself, from Jeepers Creepers 1 and 2, and.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: See what he's up to.
• 38:11
  Speaker 27: I just, uh, finished a kids movie of all things
• 38:22
  Speaker 27: Spy Kids 4 with Robert Rodriguez and some good people
• 38:25
  Speaker 27: in that Jessica Alba and Jeremy Piven from Entourage so
• 38:30
  Speaker 27: it should be a lot of fun I just finished
• 38:32
  Speaker 27: that about three weeks ago so yeah and then part
• 38:36
  Speaker 27: three in the works part three is definitely in the
• 38:38
  Speaker 27: works I have a script and we were really close
• 38:42
  Speaker 27: about a year and a half ago I want to
• 38:44
  Speaker 27: say I mean the movie was scouted budgeted we were
• 38:47
  Speaker 27: even hiring some of the crew I mean, that's how
• 38:49
  Speaker 27: close we were. But MGM had, as you probably were,
• 38:54
  Speaker 27: had a lot of financial difficulties recently. They're in bankruptcy,
• 38:57
  Speaker 27: and so we're waiting for them to... Everything got frozen
• 39:00
  Speaker 27: when that happened. All their assets got frozen, so we
• 39:02
  Speaker 27: were basically put on hold. So we're waiting for them
• 39:04
  Speaker 27: to get out of that mess, and once they do,
• 39:07
  Speaker 27: hopefully we'll be back online.
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: Thank you very much.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: Thank you for talking to us.
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: Thank you to Jonathan, and we'll hear more from him
• 39:13
  Speaker 6: in future episodes.
• 39:24
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• 39:56
  Speaker 17: In Napoli, where love is king.
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: When boy meets.
• 40:13
  Speaker 12: Girl, here's what they say.
• 40:23
  Speaker 6: When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie,
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: that's amore.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: All right, so here we are at La Rosa's Pizzeria.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: We've crammed, what, a good 50, 60 people in this place.
• 40:39
  Speaker 26: Yeah, it's kind of like concentration camp seating.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: You know, it's been exciting. It's been interesting, I'd say that.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: What's your take on it, Miffy?
• 40:51
  Speaker 15: Way too many fucking people.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That shouldn't be the corner.
• 40:54
  Speaker 15: Randy put me in the corner.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: I suggested.
• 40:58
  Speaker 8: I wanted to sit up there so I could get easy.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: I just suggested that that way you wouldn't be next to, see?
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: I thought maybe then you wouldn't be crammed next to
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: anybody unsightly like myself. I've watched many movies because you
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: know that the badass... always.
• 41:12
  Speaker 18: Sits in the corner with your back to the wall
• 41:15
  Speaker 18: and you watch.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Escape route. I was looking for you.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Escape route isn't an issue because you don't have to.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: Well, then you had an escape route. But if anyone
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: had come at.
• 41:25
  Speaker 6: You, you were able to provide a complete overlapping field
• 41:29
  Speaker 6: of fire threat assessment.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: For anything that could have bothered you. I gave you
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: the alpha position, and I was counting my safety on
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: you being alert.
• 41:39
  Speaker 18: And you just sat there and dickered and dickered with
• 41:41
  Speaker 18: your damn phone.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, don't give me this sad face. Yeah, now you're
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: being mean. You're going to get in trouble. Oh, wait
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: a minute. Did I mention how awesome Misty is? That's
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: your catchphrase. Oh, usually. Yeah, it's late.
• 41:55
  Speaker 9: Feelings have been hurt.
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: I knew this wouldn't work.
• 41:59
  Speaker 29: I've met everybody.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: We did what we can, people.
• 42:02
  Speaker 11: That's true.
• 42:02
  Speaker 15: Marlena, do you have.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: Anything to add to this? She saw a baby.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: I like turtles. And babies.
• 42:09
  Speaker 15: I like babies, too.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: That would be Samurai's baby.
• 42:17
  Speaker 6: Would you like to go into the beautifulness of Rick's baby?
• 42:20
  Speaker 9: He's pretty cute. He has a little hat on. I
• 42:22
  Speaker 9: love men with hats. I love old men with those
• 42:24
  Speaker 9: hats and I love young men with those hats and
• 42:26
  Speaker 9: babies with those hats. But not in the same way.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: You know, like... Not in creepy way.
• 42:31
  Speaker 9: Yeah no i see a man close to my age
• 42:34
  Speaker 9: or up to 10 years older i think hey who's
• 42:37
  Speaker 9: that guy in the hat i see an old man
• 42:39
  Speaker 9: in a hat and i think oh that's so cute
• 42:42
  Speaker 9: and i see a baby in a hat i think
• 42:43
  Speaker 9: oh that's so cute seems very.
• 42:44
  Speaker 6: Different you're gonna nail all three of them whatever.
• 42:47
  Speaker 9: That's gross i didn't say.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: At the same time now that would be gross You
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: need to get her a man instruction manual.
• 42:55
  Speaker 15: You need to get that for many women.
• 42:58
  Speaker 6: I did see a snuggie karma sutra today. I don't
• 43:01
  Speaker 6: know if that's exactly what you're talking about.
• 43:03
  Speaker 9: I was going to put it on the way here.
• 43:04
  Speaker 9: I was like, I've decided unless a man wears a.
• 43:06
  Speaker 15: Bow tie, I'm not interested.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: That is what you said. And then earlier I upped
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: it and added a monocle. You got pretty excited.
• 43:13
  Speaker 9: And then you said handlebar mustache.
• 43:15
  Speaker 15: I said, you just described Mr.
• 43:16
  Speaker 18: Peanut.
• 43:17
  Speaker 15: And then you said bingo.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: That sounds about right.
• 43:21
  Speaker 15: Yeah, I got nothing on that part.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: I'm sad and desperate too, but I mean.
• 43:27
  Speaker 9: He makes me out to be a sad, man-hungry spinster.
• 43:30
  Speaker 8: That's his job.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: Wow, look at this, like in 3D I'm actually a dick.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: I think I was telling you that all along.
• 43:47
  Speaker 6: I've been saying that since day one. I'm like, here's
• 43:50
  Speaker 6: another call from that dick, man.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: Now you get to experience it. He's our favorite listener,
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: that listener, the dick.
• 43:56
  Speaker 15: But no, you.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: Have to know the sliding scale. As much as we,
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: you know, you're a dick, but think how terrible that
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: makes all the rest of it.
• 44:05
  Speaker 25: I was unseatable.
• 44:06
  Speaker 18: All you have to do is write a fucking mail
• 44:08
  Speaker 18: and post it.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: You know? Like, never mind. It's all this shit. What
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: else were we going to discuss earlier? Oh, we did
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: play skee-ball.
• 44:19
  Speaker 9: Misty's the one that won everything.
• 44:22
  Speaker 8: I kicked ass at the Haunted Mansion game, and I
• 44:26
  Speaker 8: got the fucking 125 tickets, which got me a bunch
• 44:30
  Speaker 8: of nothing. Actually, Nug got me a kick-ass bag of
• 44:32
  Speaker 8: army guys, Indian firefighters, and some guy with an axe.
• 44:39
  Speaker 15: It's pretty fucking awesome.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: That was pretty awesome. I played that game as well.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: I didn't win.
• 44:45
  Speaker 6: No, I won like 75 tickets or something. Or 50 maybe.
• 44:49
  Speaker 6: I got something relatively useful.
• 44:51
  Speaker 15: And that girl ripped you off.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's because she can't count.
• 44:53
  Speaker 15: She can't count for shit. I like that. It worked
• 44:56
  Speaker 15: in my favor. You got fucked. I'm sorry.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, well.
• 44:58
  Speaker 6: I got my giant army man that has a saw.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: Like a hacksaw.
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's got like a workshop kind of guy.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: I'm not really sure what he's supposed to be. He
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: sort of looks like.
• 45:09
  Speaker 6: An army man, but he's got a hacksaw, so I don't...
• 45:12
  Speaker 6: I don't understand it, and.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: That's kind of why I picked it.
• 45:14
  Speaker 6: I'm like, that guy with the saw, I don't know
• 45:16
  Speaker 6: what he is, but give me that.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: Probably combat engineer. That's my guess.
• 45:22
  Speaker 15: Oh, man.
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: Only he wasn't covered in mud.
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: That can be arranged when I'm out in the backyard
• 45:28
  Speaker 6: playing with him.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: It's good to know.
• 45:30
  Speaker 6: Do you want me to.
• 45:34
  Speaker 9: Tell my wedgie story? So I couldn't find my phone,
• 45:38
  Speaker 9: so I went to get it in the car, which
• 45:42
  Speaker 9: is in the parking lot, obviously. And I thought I
• 45:45
  Speaker 9: was going out there alone. I was making sure you
• 45:48
  Speaker 9: didn't get burgled or attacked or have.
• 45:50
  Speaker 15: A fit in the parking lot.
• 45:52
  Speaker 9: But I managed to not notice that she was behind
• 45:54
  Speaker 9: me until I was in the parking lot, and I
• 45:56
  Speaker 9: was like, oh, I have a wedgie. So I picked
• 45:58
  Speaker 9: the wedgie, of course, like anyone would do. And then
• 46:01
  Speaker 9: I hear Missy go, way to pick that wedgie. And
• 46:04
  Speaker 9: I was like, oh, shit, I didn't know you were
• 46:07
  Speaker 9: behind me. Not that I would not have picked the
• 46:09
  Speaker 9: wedgie if she were behind, if I knew she was there,
• 46:11
  Speaker 9: but it just made it really funny.
• 46:13
  Speaker 8: I was complimented on my stealthiness, and I thought I
• 46:15
  Speaker 8: was sneaky like a ninja.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: You are like a ninja. Ninja. Ninja attack. I mean.
• 46:20
  Speaker 15: Ninja witcher.
• 46:21
  Speaker 9: I mean, I did hike up my dress and pull
• 46:24
  Speaker 9: up my pantyhose in front of, like, everybody, so.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: Again?
• 46:27
  Speaker 9: It was everybody in the women's bathroom, so it's not.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: This time. Thank you.
• 46:33
  Speaker 9: You people make your heads feel like the trashiest, like.
• 46:38
  Speaker 15: But you shut yourself up more.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 46:40
  Speaker 15: And you still come out way shinier than me. I'm
• 46:43
  Speaker 15: the horribly offensive, trashy person. I got fist bumped by
• 46:48
  Speaker 15: an old man.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: That's the one.
• 46:50
  Speaker 15: All right, tell the story.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: I was sitting in.
• 46:52
  Speaker 8: The booth with all the comic books wearer and this
• 46:55
  Speaker 8: old guy with, like, gray hair.
• 46:56
  Speaker 15: I pulled up to him and I got a ponytail.
• 46:59
  Speaker 15: He's like, that's awesome.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: And he just pissed up. And I'm like, okay.
• 47:02
  Speaker 11: He's like.
• 47:03
  Speaker 15: no he doesn't take.
• 47:04
  Speaker 6: A tap standard fist bump I witnessed it it was
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: pretty exciting he.
• 47:07
  Speaker 8: Was old there was no explosions or anything but yeah.
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: He's like your tattoo that's awesome that's awesome.
• 47:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah it was pretty exciting so yeah old man was
• 47:16
  Speaker 8: happy with my tattoo so I feel like I've accomplished
• 47:20
  Speaker 8: something today.
• 47:22
  Speaker 6: For me full on fist bump action I know I
• 47:25
  Speaker 6: did not immediately sanitize so that's a lie.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: I did not I don't know But we threatened it.
• 47:33
  Speaker 6: That was after Randy sanitized.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: After you got old man crotch all over your hand.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: It's one of the hazards of this park.
• 47:45
  Speaker 26: That wasn't for getting old man crotch, but.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: I beg to differ.
• 47:48
  Speaker 6: I think they're all excited about your old man crotch action.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: Uh, no. Only you were the one excited.
• 47:56
  Speaker 26: Well, that's because that was shock and horror.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: It's like sticking your hand into the creature of the
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: Black Lagoon's genitals. Accidentally.
• 48:06
  Speaker 15: Was it moist?
• 48:07
  Speaker 22: Yes.
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: It was unpleasant, okay? Yeah, there was a moist girl
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: at some point today. Yeah, that happened too.
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: At least the first time we supplied you with sanitizer immediately.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: Misty's always got the sanitizer ready.
• 48:20
  Speaker 9: How do you know about moist women on accident?
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: It's like bumper cars. Have you been to a whorehouse?
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: It's wall-to-wall people, and a lot of them are moist.
• 48:33
  Speaker 6: There's singing involved. I guess we should wrap up now.
• 48:36
  Speaker 11: Probably.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: Amy, would you like to say hello? Hello. Hello.
• 48:48
  Speaker 6: Give me a wrap-up on the pizzeria experience.
• 48:52
  Speaker 8: It was really efficient, wonderful, exciting, and I got to
• 48:56
  Speaker 8: talk to the Movie Meltdown crew.
• 48:57
  Speaker 15: And I enjoyed you guys immensely.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: That would be Amy from Night of Living Podcast. I'm
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: pretty sure she made that up. It's nice. Yay. Alright,
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: I guess we will wrap up here. I'm sure we
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: will check in before long. Back to the hotel. Some
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: sort of all-night party. I need to shower. Or we're
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: just going to fall asleep. Last time I was asleep
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: by about 8 o'clock. so that's the party that I
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: live in.
• 49:22
  Speaker 14: When you walk in a dream.
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: But you know you're not dreaming, signore.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Scuse me, but you see, back in old.
• 49:49
  Speaker 9: Napoli, that's amore.
• 49:52
  Speaker 17: Amore, that's amore.
• 49:59
  Speaker 30: It's time for Sofa Theater.
• 50:03
  Speaker 16: Men and women can't be friends. Because no man can
• 50:06
  Speaker 16: be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He
• 50:08
  Speaker 16: always wants to have sex with her.
• 50:10
  Speaker 22: So you're saying that a man can be friends with
• 50:12
  Speaker 22: a woman he finds unattractive.
• 50:14
  Speaker 16: No, you pretty much want to nail him, too. A
• 50:18
  Speaker 16: faceless guy rips off your clothes, and that's the sex
• 50:20
  Speaker 16: fantasy you've been having since you were 12.
• 50:22
  Speaker 6: Exactly the same.
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: Well, sometimes I vary it a little.
• 50:26
  Speaker 18: Which part?
• 50:27
  Speaker 15: What I'm wearing.
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: You tell her about other women.
• 50:31
  Speaker 16: Yeah, like the other night. I made love to this woman,
• 50:34
  Speaker 16: and it was so incredible. I took her to a
• 50:36
  Speaker 16: place that wasn't human. She actually meowed.
• 50:39
  Speaker 6: You made a woman meow?
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: I need to talk. What happened?
• 50:45
  Speaker 7: What's the matter?
• 50:45
  Speaker 9: Harry came over last night.
• 50:46
  Speaker 7: I went over to Sally's last night. Because I was
• 50:48
  Speaker 7: upset that Joe was getting married.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: One thing led to another.
• 50:50
  Speaker 7: And before I knew it, we were kissing, and then...
• 50:52
  Speaker 7: To make a long story short.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: We did it.
• 50:53
  Speaker 7: They did it.
• 50:55
  Speaker 15: I'm too structured.
• 50:56
  Speaker 10: I'm completely closed off.
• 50:58
  Speaker 28: But in a good way.
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: And I'm gonna be 40!
• 51:02
  Speaker 9: When?
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: Someday. In eight years?
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: It's not the same for men.
• 51:11
  Speaker 22: Charlie Chaplin had babies when he was 73.
• 51:13
  Speaker 16: Yeah, but he was too old to pick them up.
• 51:16
  Speaker 7: It had to be you. It had to be you.
• 51:24
  Speaker 31: I wandered around and finally found the somebody.
• 51:29
  Speaker 7: Who Could make me be true. Could make me be blue.
• 51:39
  Speaker 7: Or even be glad just to be sad.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: Welcome back to this week's Sofa Theater. This week's feature
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: is probably a little different than our norm. We have
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: decided to go a different way.
• 51:53
  Speaker 10: I was just trying to throw a curveball, that's all.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: And I kind of like that. I mean, normally we
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: go in very different directions. We're pretty all over.
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: The map anyway, but yeah, I thought I would let
• 52:02
  Speaker 6: you pick the movie this week. So that would be
• 52:05
  Speaker 6: the voice of our special guest for this segment, Danielle Harris.
• 52:09
  Speaker 6: I'm sure you.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: Guys are all familiar with her.
• 52:12
  Speaker 6: She's one of our favorites on the show, so, you know,
• 52:15
  Speaker 6: we usually speak very highly of her.
• 52:18
  Speaker 11: That's good.
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 52:20
  Speaker 10: When was our last interview?
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: I think it was last year. Yeah, I think it
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: was last year at Scarefest. Ah, that's right. Yeah. Oh,
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: but yeah.
• 52:31
  Speaker 6: So this week's Sofa Theater feature is When Harry Met Sally.
• 52:36
  Speaker 10: Don't giggle after you say it.
• 52:38
  Speaker 6: It will probably put some people into shock, which is
• 52:41
  Speaker 6: why I wanted to do it.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: I was like, this is not, you know, the norm. Yes.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: To throw them a curveball as well.
• 52:47
  Speaker 6: Even the crew, because we had, you'll notice I'm the
• 52:49
  Speaker 6: only one here from the show.
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: We had at least one veto.
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: Nobody else wanted to show up and talk about it.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: She has a very big issue with Meg Ryan. It
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: would not have gone well.
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: What is her issue exactly?
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: She's the only one. She has a lot of issues, really,
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: and I tell her that regularly.
• 53:02
  Speaker 10: About Meg Knight or just in general?
• 53:03
  Speaker 6: In general, but it's very specific, focused anger towards Meg Knight.
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: Really? I don't understand why.
• 53:09
  Speaker 10: Is she just jealous, maybe?
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: No.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: No?
• 53:13
  Speaker 15: No.
• 53:14
  Speaker 6: It's just an intense hatred for her. She's a special girl.
• 53:20
  Speaker 6: But we love her.
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: I let her use her veto on this one. Gotcha.
• 53:24
  Speaker 10: I wanted to duke it out with her.
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: Well, I have my issues, so we can get into them. Otherwise,
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: The Year is 1989. Director Rob Reiner.
• 53:34
  Speaker 6: Spoiler alert, I guess, if you've been out of the
• 53:37
  Speaker 6: country most of your life and haven't seen this movie before,
• 53:40
  Speaker 6: you know.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: We'll just throw that out there now. Otherwise, you chose
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: this movie.
• 53:47
  Speaker 6: What was your reason to get into this one, or
• 53:50
  Speaker 6: where would you like to start with this one?
• 53:54
  Speaker 10: Where would I like to start with this one?
• 53:57
  Speaker 25: You know, it's just one of those perfectly written romantic comedies.
• 54:04
  Speaker 25: There isn't a moment in that movie that I didn't enjoy.
• 54:07
  Speaker 25: From the beginning, it's got a A beautifully copacetic beginning, middle,
• 54:11
  Speaker 25: and ending. And it's not cheesy. It's very real. It's
• 54:16
  Speaker 25: very simple. There are definitely some cheesy moments. And I
• 54:20
  Speaker 25: think this was when Billy Crystal.
• 54:21
  Speaker 10: And Meg Ryan were at their top.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:24
  Speaker 10: All of them were sort of, you know, in their A.E.
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: Game. Well, I was definitely at that breaking point, kind
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: of for both of them. Yeah.
• 54:31
  Speaker 6: Billy Crystal had been sort of a name for a while,
• 54:34
  Speaker 6: but it hadn't really broken through. And same thing, Meg Ryan, really,
• 54:37
  Speaker 6: this was her first lead role.
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:39
  Speaker 10: And I think maybe it's because that's the age that
• 54:41
  Speaker 10: I'm at right now. And they weren't... They were... They
• 54:45
  Speaker 10: were doing their shtick.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:47
  Speaker 25: But it wasn't too shticky, if that makes any sense. Like,
• 54:51
  Speaker 25: I love Adam Sandler. I just can't watch him do
• 54:52
  Speaker 25: it in every single movie. And I prefer him in, like,
• 54:55
  Speaker 25: Punch Drunk Love. And I prefer him in the dramas
• 54:57
  Speaker 25: because he's so talented.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I have that same issue. I like what he does,
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: but I don't like when he goes into his routine. Exactly.
• 55:03
  Speaker 10: So I think that this was sort of... And I
• 55:05
  Speaker 10: love Billy Crystal, so this was sort of.
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: And Meg Renz.
• 55:07
  Speaker 10: This was sort of at the beginning... When they were
• 55:10
  Speaker 10: just fabulous. And together, fantastic.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: The only one, I mean, if there was anything I
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: thought had a little.
• 55:16
  Speaker 6: Issue to it, stickiness to it, would be, well, not,
• 55:20
  Speaker 6: he's actually okay.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: I kind of liked him in this one. He was
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: a little, he downplayed it.
• 55:23
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I think everyone did.
• 55:25
  Speaker 25: I think Rob Reiner kind of wrangled them a little
• 55:27
  Speaker 25: bit and said, okay, take it down like 30%.
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if anybody fell into their act, I think it
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: was Billy. I think there's a lot of times where
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: it'd be like, especially like the end.
• 55:35
  Speaker 6: When he starts going off on the song, and I'm like,
• 55:37
  Speaker 6: this is.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: Straight out of your old stand-up, isn't it?
• 55:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it totally is.
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: There's several moments where.
• 55:41
  Speaker 15: I'm like, this is a little out of your act.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: Which, you know, I guess, again, that's what people were
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: going for at that point.
• 55:48
  Speaker 6: But yeah, if there's one, I have to call him
• 55:50
  Speaker 6: out for it. See, Meg was sort of reined in. Again,
• 55:52
  Speaker 6: I don't think she'd found her thing yet. I don't
• 55:54
  Speaker 6: think she knew that was her thing. This was the
• 55:56
  Speaker 6: first of about... three or four movies where she did
• 55:58
  Speaker 6: kind of the.
• 55:59
  Speaker 10: Same thing yes this is the beginning of that of.
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: That era first of that for her but yeah billy
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: gets a little sticky but but.
• 56:06
  Speaker 6: He's still likable it's it's still yeah that era when
• 56:08
  Speaker 6: he's really kind of fun and playful.
• 56:11
  Speaker 22: So all this time i've been saying that he didn't
• 56:15
  Speaker 22: want to get married but the truth is he didn't
• 56:21
  Speaker 22: want to marry me.
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: And story-wise, I think here's what I had to.
• 56:26
  Speaker 6: And that's the thing, I don't think I've watched this
• 56:28
  Speaker 6: since maybe back when it was on VHS. It had
• 56:31
  Speaker 6: been a long time since I'd seen it. But I
• 56:34
  Speaker 6: think the way I remembered it was kind of, oh,
• 56:36
  Speaker 6: it's a fun romantic comedy and everybody remembers the.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: Fun jokey kind of scenes.
• 56:42
  Speaker 6: This time going through and re-watching it this past week
• 56:44
  Speaker 6: i got a lot of heavier mood more than i
• 56:48
  Speaker 6: remembered it's.
• 56:48
  Speaker 25: Well you probably experienced some of that in your own
• 56:52
  Speaker 25: life so then i think that's why i'm like watching
• 56:54
  Speaker 25: it now i mean i always loved it as a
• 56:56
  Speaker 25: kid but watching it as an adult is a totally different.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: Experience it's kind of harsh.
• 57:01
  Speaker 25: It's heavy yeah i mean i just said the other
• 57:03
  Speaker 25: day i just quoted a line and and i said
• 57:06
  Speaker 25: you know i'm My real boyfriend just had a baby,
• 57:09
  Speaker 25: but we've only been broken up since February, so you
• 57:13
  Speaker 25: could do the math. I was talking about it with
• 57:19
  Speaker 25: my girlfriends, and I said, I can't believe this is
• 57:22
  Speaker 25: my life.
• 57:22
  Speaker 10: I said, I'm pregnant. I'm going to be 40. And
• 57:25
  Speaker 10: she goes, when? And I said, someday. And she goes,
• 57:29
  Speaker 10: in eight years. So, actually in seven. But it was
• 57:34
  Speaker 10: just one of those things that that's how you start
• 57:36
  Speaker 10: to feel when you're around that age. Like, oh my God.
• 57:39
  Speaker 6: And then.
• 57:40
  Speaker 25: You know, love can be standing right in front of
• 57:42
  Speaker 25: you and sometimes you don't even really see it because
• 57:43
  Speaker 25: you think you're trying to pursue what you think you're.
• 57:47
  Speaker 10: Supposed to be with.
• 57:49
  Speaker 6: I think, and that probably is a lot of what
• 57:51
  Speaker 6: registered so much this time because it was kind of
• 57:53
  Speaker 6: that same thing. And I like that almost about movies
• 57:56
  Speaker 6: and how we get into these movie discussions because it's
• 57:58
  Speaker 6: not so much what's going on in the movie sometimes
• 58:00
  Speaker 6: as what you bring to the movie.
• 58:02
  Speaker 25: Like I just saw the movie with... with Katie Heigl
• 58:06
  Speaker 25: and Josh Duhamel, and I really liked it.
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: It was cute.
• 58:08
  Speaker 25: But, you know, the reality of that actually happening, of,
• 58:13
  Speaker 25: you know, their two best friends passing away in a
• 58:16
  Speaker 25: car accident, and they have to raise a baby, and
• 58:17
  Speaker 25: they're both named, you know, I mean, cute, but you're
• 58:22
  Speaker 25: just like, all right, okay, that's a cute scene. It
• 58:24
  Speaker 25: was like scene by scene by scene where I felt
• 58:26
  Speaker 25: like when Harry Met Sally was a little... It's just
• 58:28
  Speaker 25: people make things too complicated nowadays, trying to come up.
• 58:31
  Speaker 10: With new ideas.
• 58:32
  Speaker 25: How about just basic, like, you know, you end up
• 58:35
  Speaker 25: falling in love with your best friend?
• 58:36
  Speaker 6: This has that, I mean, that kind of hardcore core
• 58:40
  Speaker 6: to it. I mean, yeah, that was one of those
• 58:42
  Speaker 6: that I, you know, I got out of a relationship
• 58:44
  Speaker 6: like a year ago, and that line that, like, I
• 58:46
  Speaker 6: don't really miss him, I miss being.
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: In a relationship. And that was like.
• 58:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like that's what hits you more than anything.
• 58:53
  Speaker 6: It's like, do I want that back now? It was terrible,
• 58:56
  Speaker 6: but do I miss the idea of it? And I
• 58:59
  Speaker 6: think that's what I took more from this time. It
• 59:01
  Speaker 6: wasn't any of the comedy, really. That's when I was
• 59:05
  Speaker 6: watching Billy go into that, and it was almost detracting
• 59:07
  Speaker 6: from the serious end of the story, because I was
• 59:10
  Speaker 6: tapping in more to be no surprise for most people
• 59:12
  Speaker 6: the somber end of it that was a lot more
• 59:15
  Speaker 6: of like just because to me it feels like a
• 59:18
  Speaker 6: lot of the story because it's built as a romantic comedy.
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: And it's supposed to be about them finding this.
• 59:23
  Speaker 6: This romance over the years but almost half of the
• 59:26
  Speaker 6: movie seems like it's more about surviving a relationship because
• 59:32
  Speaker 6: both of them are coming out of these serious relationships
• 59:34
  Speaker 6: and sort of this rebuilding stage. So it almost focuses
• 59:38
  Speaker 6: more on them dealing with their relationship falling apart even
• 59:42
  Speaker 6: more than, you know, them falling in love.
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: Until that last half hour.
• 59:46
  Speaker 25: If even that, I mean, it's that, you know. And
• 59:49
  Speaker 25: I just love, I love her face. I love after
• 59:51
  Speaker 25: they have sex for that time. And she's just all
• 59:55
  Speaker 25: mushy and into it.
• 59:56
  Speaker 10: And he's just like, get me the hell out of here.
• 59:59
  Speaker 10: That's shock. You know, which is why I never sleep out. Because,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 10: you know, you don't ever want to be lying next
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 10: to a guy. feeling that way when he's feeling that way.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 6: So i do like and again reading this time because
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 6: usually you get that and even they bring it up
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 6: as his you know all of a sudden he was
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 6: suffocating but at the same time i kind of felt
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 6: like he's got that look of what have i just
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 6: ruined because it all it comes true too it's like
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 6: you watch this you know years of friendship just thrown
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 6: away at that point because they've slept together and screwed
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 6: it all.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 25: Yeah and i love that line uh i am the
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 25: dog Is someone in this movie supposed to be like,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 25: I am the dog.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 10: I am the dog. I just, I just, is someone
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 10: here supposed to be the dog?
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 15: I just love it.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 10: I just thought she was so cute.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: She's okay.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 6: I think she, again, I think it works best that
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 6: she was at the beginning of that.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 23: Yes.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: Because later she does.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 10: Well, now she probably is annoying. you because you've seen
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 10: her do it 800 times.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 6: But yeah and I don't know I think I lost
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 6: track over the years I think I haven't watched a
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 6: lot of stuff lately because I know she went into
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 6: trying to be more serious by the time she hit
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 6: like Courage Under Fire and she was trying to get
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 6: like you know go a different direction interacting so I
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 6: haven't seen a lot of the more recent stuff she
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 6: might be doing something very different now but yeah she
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 6: did fall into a very comfortable role for a.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 25: While My second choice for the movie would be Peggy
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 25: Sue Got Married, so you could have had to do
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 25: that one.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 10: That would be next time. It's been a while.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: Since I've seen that one, too. I love that movie.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: It's been a long time. Jim Carrey.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 10: How great is Jim Carrey?
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: Oh, Lord.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: Is he in?
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 10: Yeah, he's in there.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: It's been a long time.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 10: He plays one of the old boyfriends, and they go
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 10: back to Union. He's a co-cat. He's doing blow up
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 10: in the upstairs.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: It's crazy.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 10: One of his first things.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: That was just actual footage. They wandered in. But no,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: I just love the don't eat the red M &
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: M' s part. That's the only thing I really remember from
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: that movie. That was my favorite part. Don't eat the
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: red M.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: & M' s.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, what else?
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 6: I will give Nora Ephron credit. I think this is
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 6: really smart in the way that it's written. And even
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 6: kind of just clever dialogue. I do like, again, just
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 6: drawing back on the reality, you always get a date.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: On national holidays. You know, that's what you fall back on.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: At least I've got somebody.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 25: This is my first year that I'm not going to
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 25: be with anybody on, well... not a boyfriend anyway, you know,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 25: on Thanksgiving or.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 10: Christmas or New Year's. I don't know what that's going
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 10: to be like.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 25: I'm going to totally be her going and grading a
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 25: Christmas tree all by myself, trying to put it on
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 25: top of my car, trying to cut it off and
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 25: get it inside my house.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: It's going to be a problem. Yeah, it kind of sucks.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: I think that's why I didn't put one on.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 25: But I'd rather be spending it with my friends and
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 25: happy than with someone that you're like.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 9: Ugh, I want to get out of this.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: You have to convince yourself that on occasion.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 6: In the grand scheme of things, it's better. It's just
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 6: hard to press yourself into that.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: It's true.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: I guess from the movie geek standpoint I do like
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 6: the fact that they continually reference in the Casablanca thing
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 6: so that it does become this sort of like passion
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 6: versus practical like way of looking at a relationship and
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 6: it's funny how she changes over the years like she
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 6: starts off one way and then again I guess like
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 6: we were saying earlier as time goes on you sort
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 6: of readjust your thinking it changes everything it.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 25: Does love doesn't look the way you think it's supposed
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 25: to yeah I think that's the big message that I
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 25: think we're all we're all kind of sort of starting
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 25: to understand in our 30s and it's not I want you.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 10: Know it's like I talk about this all the time
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 10: but I want people.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 25: To know that it's not lowering your standards it's opening
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 25: up your eyes to what reality is.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: It's readjusting your state.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 25: Yeah, it's readjusting, you know, and things that are important
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 25: to you are, I mean, I've always loved a man
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 25: with a sense of humor, you know, and I've always said,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 25: you know, looks come after that, and that's still true,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 25: but the men that I date now in my 30s
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 25: are very different.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 10: Physically than the men that I dated in my 20s.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 25: I find all sorts of, you know, sizes, shapes, ages,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 25: I mean, you know, I have that list of, like,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 25: Things that I didn't want. And then, ironically enough, people
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 25: that I've dated in the last couple months have all
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 25: of those things that I didn't want. Divorced, kids, different jobs.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 25: I mean, you know what I mean? So many things that...
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 25: Old or young, in their 50s. I mean, you know,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 25: I don't know what love looks like. I'm just trying
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 25: to see if it's me.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 6: It also becomes harder to find people that aren't divorced
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 6: and have kids.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 6: I mean, it's different when you're 19 versus when you're 30, 35.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 25: I mean, I actually feel like I've been preferring men
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 25: that are divorced.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 10: Because if they're willing to kind of do it again...
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 10: They've kind of.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 25: Been through it and lived through it and realized they're
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 25: not going to die and getting married isn't.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 10: The end of their life.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: And they know sort of what they're in for as
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: opposed to being a kid and just getting knee-deepened.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 10: Especially, you know, I live in L.A.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 25: And most of the actors are who I usually date
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 25: and I think that around the age where they're mature
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 25: enough to date and think about it, they're in their
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 25: late 30s, early 40s, and if they haven't been married
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 25: by 42 or 43... that kind of says a lot
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 25: so you know so it's like either way.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 10: You're kind of it's it's it's a little.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 6: Tricky it's always a difficult game to play yeah it's never.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 25: Easy i could be 40 and single am i really
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 25: going to be the woman that's like you know having
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 25: a kid by herself with a with a sperm donor
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 25: I mean.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: I think I've given up on all that. I have
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: dogs now.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 10: I have dogs, too. But, see, you're a man. It's different.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: Nobody thinks I am. Everybody still treats me like I'm, like, 19. So,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: if that helps. Do you act 19?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 6: Not really, because I don't behave.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: I think I'm more of an old man at this point.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: You feel old.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: I went up and went to the room and.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 6: Went to sleep.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: So did I.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 25: I watched Julia Roberts' marathon and ordered steak and ate
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 25: it in my bed.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 10: That's what I did.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: I'm lame.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: That was my part.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 6: And other people were there, and I wasn't really interacting
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 6: with them.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: Antisocial as I am. I am, too. They all left
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: because everybody was laying there trying to go to sleep.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: And they all went to another room and partied, and
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: I went to sleep.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 10: That's why you look so young. Like, me too, because
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 10: I don't go out that much.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: I'm sure you don't get treated your age either, so... No.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 6: Oh, man.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: I do... I think if there's one thing that it
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: plays heavily on in this movie as far as sentiment,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: the music it uses.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 15: Yes.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: On one hand, it's amazing, but again, it's also like...
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: This was.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 6: Probably one of the first times they'd done that, though.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 6: This was quite a while ago, so now you see
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 6: it a lot more often, but it feels like it's
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 6: almost like... shorthand it becomes sort of an easy move
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 6: for them if you play these you know old school
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 6: like romantic songs you kind of sucker people in even
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 6: even without much effort it's like you're even if the movie.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: Was half as good as it was if you play.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 6: Those songs over top of it you kind of get
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 6: a little schmaltzy i'll have what she's having All right.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 6: I guess at some point we'll have to get to
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 6: the most memorable scene in this, which I disagree with.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: I kind of had such.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 6: A bad feeling about that one anyway, and I went
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 6: back and watched it.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, I really don't like this scene. Yeah,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: the orgasm scene. And I think the reason why is
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: it seems so forced. It does not fit her character
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: at all. The entire rest of the movie, she.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 6: Is so subdued and quiet and reserved. So why all
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 6: of a sudden?
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 25: I think it was more... Wasn't that Rob Reiner's mom?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 10: Maybe it was just to get her a little piece
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 10: in there.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: It was probably.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 6: I checked into it, and it was one of those that...
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 6: It just sort of came up. Like, they're already shooting it.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: It was one of those, wouldn't it be funny if?
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: So I think it is very much inserted in. But
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: to me, it feels very forced. I know, yeah.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 6: It's funny, but it's not fitting in this movie almost.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: It almost needs to be in a different movie.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 25: I do love their conversation when they get out of
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 25: the car walking into the diner.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 10: And I love what she orders. I mean, that sets
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 10: up everything, what she orders when she gets there. So
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 10: that's important.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 6: Well in in general i think even the conversation up
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 6: to that point i mean i don't mind them having
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 6: that in.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: There it is certainly a real issue.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 6: And so i mean it is something they could address
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 6: i just the way that they ended the joke end
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 6: of it quote unquote is a little.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 32: Yeah i agree all right i'll give you that oh
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 32: man you know it's fine we started out like this
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 32: ellen and i we had blank walls we hung things
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 32: we picked out tiles together then you know what happens Six.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 16: Years later, you find yourself singing Sorry with a Fringe
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 16: on top in front of Ira.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: Do we have to talk about this right now?
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 16: Yes, I think that right now actually is the perfect
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 16: time to talk about this because I want our friends
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 16: to benefit from the wisdom of my experience. Right now,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 16: everything is great.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 7: Everyone is happy. Everyone is in love.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: And that's wonderful.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 16: But you got to know that sooner or later, you're
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 16: going to be screaming at each other about who's going
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 16: to get this dish.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: This $ 8.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 16: Dish will cost you $ 1, 000 in phone calls to the
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 16: legal firm.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 7: Of That's Mine, This is Yours.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: Terry.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 8: Please.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 9: Jess, Marie.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 16: Do me a favor for your own good. Put your
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 16: name in your books right now before they get mixed
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 16: up and you don't know whose is whose. Because someday,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 16: believe it or not, you'll go 15 rounds over who's
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 16: going to get this coffee table. This stupid wagon wheel
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 16: Roy Rogers garage sale coffee table.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 8: I thought you liked it.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: I was being nice!
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 6: Then, you know, if you'll go with that one, I'll
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 6: give you some good, you know, some good points.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: Some of the writing, again, as I said, baby fish
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: mouth is.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 15: Baby fish mouth.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 8: Baby fish mouth.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't see that coming.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 10: Baby fish mouth is sweeping the nation.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 15: Cool.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: That whole scene of them playing the whole Pictionary win-lose-or-draw moment, which, again,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: was overwhelming in the 80s. Everybody thought that was the
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: greatest game ever.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 10: It's still one of the greatest games ever.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 6: It's still fun, but it's funny how much that dropped off.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 6: You show that to kids now, they'd be like, what.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 5: Are they doing?
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 10: I know, it's true.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: It's gone.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 22: I know.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: No, it's true.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 6: Everyone was obsessed with that idea then, so that part
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 6: is just funny.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: The entire scene of them screaming out ridiculous things is funny.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: I like Carrie Fisher. She doesn't have much to do
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: in it.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 9: She's dead.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 6: But the someone staring at you in personal growth is
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 6: a hilarious line, I'll give them that.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 10: And they fit so nicely together.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And I'd like, that's one, you know, as much as.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 6: I have problems with the relationship of the main two characters,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 6: I really like the Carrie Fisher and Bruno Kirby relationship.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: It's like, as it unfolds, it really is. It's very real.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: They seem like a very real couple. More so than
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: probably our leads.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 15: That's right.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: But yeah, and they seem like a pretty well-rounded.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 10: Supporting roles are always the better ones anyway.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 10: They pepper the story, you know.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 6: It's a shame they don't get more screen time or
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 6: get more, because even in the scenes with them separate,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 6: and I think that's kind of cool, too, that they
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 6: sort of build these relationships.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 25: I love when that door busts open and he's dragging
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 25: out the wagon wheel coffee table.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: Don't you say anything. I like that wagon wheel coffee table.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know if she's talking.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: I did, too.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: See, I would totally have that wagon wheel coffee table.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: It'd fit in their house. Roy Rogers garage sale. Where
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: is this garage sale? I want to go there. But yeah,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: so I mean, I think it is well written. I
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: think it is one of those that.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 6: Nora Ephron, I think Nora Ephron is a good writer,
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 6: especially at this point.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: I think she almost kind of one-upped herself.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 6: It's, again, been a long time since I've seen Sleepless
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 6: in Seattle.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: I kind of like that one a little more, really.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 6: If I remember, and I think it's because it doesn't
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 6: go so far into the comedy. Again, I think that
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 6: one plays a lot more serious and a lot more
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 6: just into the drama.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 10: See, I felt like that was... a little bit less
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 10: believable and.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 25: More of an idea for what would be.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 4: A good movie.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean, drawing on the old Hollywood idea.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 25: The kid calls in and, you know what I mean,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 25: tries to set them up and it's like, that would
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 25: never really happen. It gives us girls that watch those
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 25: movies a wrong sense of what could really happen.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 3: Some sort of universal plan.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 10: It's just bullshit fairy tale. Yeah, it doesn't really work
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 10: that way.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: I've given up on that universal plan.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 6: Me too.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: But I think, yeah, I think... I kind of get
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: that in this one, too, though.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 6: I think there's some, there's like, it's so back and
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 6: forth for me.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: It's like there's moments that seem so realistic. Yeah.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 5: And there's other moments.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 25: When he busts through the door at the party and
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 25: like right before the countdown.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 10: I mean, every girl dreams of that happening.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: But there are, yeah, stuff like that.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 6: It seems like they're moments that are in a movie.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 6: And they seem very, there's very, and especially you get
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 6: to the little montages and you get to them.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 9: I love those.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: The character building. It is one of those.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 6: It's a sweet moment, but at the same time, they
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 6: feel very, again, they're almost playing you on the sentimental thing.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: Much like the music, it kind of feels like, again,
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: they know what they're doing.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 6: They know their audience. It's, yeah, I just, I think
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 6: I feel it a little more than I'm supposed to.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: It's like, you're trying to trick me.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 25: You're not going to make me feel.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 6: But yeah, I think Nora writes some really good dialogue.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 6: I question some of her movies further on.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: Like what?
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 6: I didn't realize some of the things. I had to
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 6: double check. Let's see, what was the stuff I pulled
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 6: up and went, oh, really?
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: She did, hmm, she did Bewitched. I believe she directed Bewitched.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 10: I think she did, actually.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 22: Yikes.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 10: I mean, maybe she was, I mean, like me, a
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 10: huge fan of the television show and then thought, you
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 10: know what, I would love to do this.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, of course.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: The movie seems... Was that Nicole Kidman?
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: Who was that?
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 6: And then a few years before that, she did that
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 6: Michael movie with John Travolta.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: That was way off, too. Yeah. I was like, she.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 25: Where he comes, where he's a dead angel.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's interesting. Again, could have been an interesting idea.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: Seems way off.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 25: Yeah.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: I don't know. She takes a chance.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 6: She seems very hit and miss, but I think at
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 6: this point in Sleepless in Seattle, she really had found
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 6: her place and she really writes that stuff, I think,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 6: pretty smart. This was probably her best era, that four
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 6: or five years there where she was putting stuff out.
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  Speaker 3: Stick with that versus Mike. I don't know. Um, let's see.
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  Speaker 3: Which one? Yeah. It was her and Will Ferrell.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, what an interesting choice. Yeah.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 25: I wonder if they were the first choice for those characters.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 29: Oh, man.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: So, I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I think if I have... As much as I have...
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  Speaker 6: You know, I like the supporting roles. If I have
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 6: a problem with the characters, I think it is the
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 6: main two characters. I think I have a problem... identifying
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 6: with him because especially in the first half Billy's kind
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 6: of a jerk I mean he really he comes off
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 6: as a very jerky character but also and this goes
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 6: on through almost the entire run of it and I
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 6: think what I continue to have a problem with just
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 6: sneaking around, and that's his thing.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: And he has no problem with that.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 6: And, you know, maybe it's, again, maybe it's a different
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 6: mindset today, but I'm like, I kind of have no
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 6: respect for this character now.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: And so I have problems with his.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 6: Character because of that, because he's kind of a jerk.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 6: Through the first half of the movie, he continues to
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 6: be a slut, basically.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 6: And to the point where she says, you're going to
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 6: have to move back to New Jersey.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 10: But isn't that because.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 25: Most men like him that are as insecure as he
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 25: is have a huge fear of intimacy. And that's probably
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 25: why it's hard for him to see a good relationship.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 25: And he continues to go after women that are safe.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 25: Because it's easy and he doesn't have to actually deal
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 25: with his shit, which comes up.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 10: And he's just divorced.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 10: I mean, that's why he's sleeping with all of New York.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: His plan.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 10: You know?
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 25: I mean, he probably was a good boy, got married,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 25: got screwed over, and now he's like, you know what?
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 10: Fuck it.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 25: And he just goes and sleeps, which I have a
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 25: lot of male friends that are divorced that are like,
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 25: I'm going to sleep with as many women as I
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 25: possibly can.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 10: And it usually starts with, like, 20-year-olds.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 10: And you're like, really?
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 10: What are you getting out of that?
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 25: Well, I know what they're getting out of it, but,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 25: you know, so I think that it's kind of fitting.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I don't doubt that it's somewhat realistic.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 3: I think I just have issues with the character then.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: It's somebody that it's harder to get on board with.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 25: You should have played the pain a bit more than
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 25: the being funny about it.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 6: Earlier where he just where he wasn't sleeping around anymore
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 6: because there's some sort of like pining for her that
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 6: he doesn't acknowledge maybe but it is like laying there
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 6: but um and then even with her i think she
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 6: goes through so much of that middle part like so
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 6: detached and it is real again it's a very real
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 6: way of doing it because she's she's sort of bottling
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 6: up everything and doesn't want to deal with it but
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 6: it also makes her come off really cold and and
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 6: like she uncaring towards you know their situation as well
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 6: as everybody so it's until she has that breakdown and
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 6: after that you can kind of get on board with
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 6: her she seems like she comes to terms with things
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 6: and she's more of a real person but that whole
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 6: middle of the movie she seems so detached it's hard
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 6: to be.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: On board with her too it's true it's yeah.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 25: But i it's like i totally get that detachment though
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 25: at the same time you know.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: I think i'm still in that I.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 6: Like to identify with these movies as much as I can.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: This one certainly has its moments. So I don't know.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 6: I think in the end it's like bits and pieces
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 6: for me. I think there's so much of it I
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 6: think is good.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 3: And then there's others that I have huge issues with.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 6: But I don't think it detracts from the whole. I
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 6: think if you like these.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: Kind of movies, it's definitely one you can get into.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 6: But I think it's got something to offer.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 10: It's a good holiday movie.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 7: Is it?
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: I was depressed by it.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: Perfect holiday movie.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 5: Suicides go up around the holidays.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: You know, like.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 10: That week during Thanksgiving where people have off.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 25: Like, one of those movies where you can get together with,
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 25: and probably girls will do this, you know, I don't know,
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 25: have your girlfriends over and sit and watch it.
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  Speaker 10: I mean, it's cheesy, but... It'd be fun to have
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 10: like a Nora Ephron little movie night. I mean, should
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 10: I watch, you know, Julia Roberts Marathon?
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 6: I watch Notting Hill.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 10: What a horrible movie that is.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: I've avoided that.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 31: Horrible.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 25: It's funny because I don't even buy Julia Roberts as
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 25: a movie star in a movie where she's playing a
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 25: movie star when she really.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 10: Is a movie star.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 25: Wow.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 10: That's pretty bad for a movie star. I mean, I
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 10: love Hugh Grant.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 10: Menzies are so damn cute.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 25: Other than that, the movie would have sucked.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 6: I have successfully avoided that one. She's gone steadily downhill,
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 6: it seems.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 11: Ugh.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know what to do with her.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 25: I did love Renée Prey Love, though. I don't buy
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 25: that she's... And you pray love that she was, you know,
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 25: broke and couldn't find a man.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 10: I mean, she's freaking Julia Roberts.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you never know.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 10: But I like the movie a lot.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: I have not seen that movie.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 10: See, I could have made you do that one.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 3: See? Is it out? Yeah, it's on DVD now. It is?
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: I think it just came out.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 12: Maybe it's still theater.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 10: Probably Christmas. I think it's still in the theater.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 6: I'm out of the loop.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: I'm watching movies from the 70s.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 10: Ah, gotcha.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: I'm usually behind a couple of decades. Okay. Oh, man.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: So I'm trying to think.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 6: Anything else? Your grand thoughts on the movie, I guess?
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 10: I think we covered a lot, actually.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 25: Probably more than I thought we would, talking about When
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 25: Harry Met Sally.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 6: Again, I usually delve into it on levels people probably
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 6: don't even want to talk about.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 10: Well, this will appeal to everybody, then.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 7: Or nobody.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 10: Or nobody.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: I'm waiting to find out.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 4: Let me know.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: They're probably still in shock from the choice a lot.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: Deal with it. Oh, all right.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 22: Let's see.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 6: So we will wrap up the big sofa theater feature
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 6: this week then. But I was going to have you,
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 6: you know, tell people what you've been up to lately.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: If you want to spread the word on new projects. Sure.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 25: I'm writing right now with my writing partner, Brianne Davis.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 10: And Cheyenne Quinn.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: And....
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 10: We are, uh, cause I'm, I'm wanting to direct obviously.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 25: So, um, I figured I, I can't, I'm not reading
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 25: anything that I want to direct.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 10: So I'm, I'm finally going to write it and, um.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 25: Got an amazing team of girls and, uh, it's basically, uh,
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 25: you know, chick flick in the horror genre.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 10: Ironically enough.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: Did Frank ever happen?
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 10: Yeah, we did Frank. We did mine anyway. Um, rest
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 10: did not happen. Um, But this one is like a
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 10: first wives club. I could have made you do that
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 10: one too.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 25: First wives club meets fight club.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: Okay, fight club among the women.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 25: You know, it's sort of this like underground secret society
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 25: of women that bond together under the name of sisterhood
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 25: to take out other women that are ruining it and
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 25: making it hard for us women to live a normal
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 25: life and keep our men and keep our jobs. I
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 25: don't care about the hoes and hookers.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 3: Those 20-year-olds that the guys were sleeping with? Nah.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 6: You know what?
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 25: Here's the difference is that I don't care about those
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 25: girls because they're not really a threat.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 10: Those girls are short-lived.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 3: They don't even know what they're doing.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 10: They don't know. It's the women that.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 25: are smart, conniving, manipulative that play these men and men
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 25: get wrapped up in them.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 10: And then the men.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 25: That like the crazy, the girls that play the crazy
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 25: that aren't really crazy, those are the ones I don't like.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 25: Because a woman can see through that in a second.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 10: And I want them gone.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 25: So, yeah. So I'm going to start this movement across
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 25: the world to make this happen because women that kill,
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 25: kill brutally and are much smarter and probably don't get caught,
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 25: which is why there's so much less serial killer women.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 10: But how do you really know that? Maybe we just
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 10: don't get.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 15: Maybe we're just smarter.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: Unsolved mystery.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 25: So a la Tarantino style, uh, you know, strong, badass,
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 25: scary ass women.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 10: And, uh, Definitely some.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 25: Hardcore kills and thrills that will appeal to, you know,
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 25: like the fucked up sex in the city, basically.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 10: Pretty much. That's kind of what I want to do.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: I wish you didn't make me watch that one.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 10: Because we go watch that.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 25: I wanted to give us women that are a little
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 25: off something.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 10: To cheer for.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 6: I don't have a problem with the ideas of what's
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 6: going on in that. I think I just don't like
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 6: the execution.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah. No, me neither.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 10: I want to make them real.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: Make women real.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 6: I would be on board with the idea, especially if
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 6: they start killing.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 10: Other women in really horrible, horrible ways.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 25: It's like fights wouldn't you rather watch two women fight
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 25: than two men fight men fight the same way they
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 25: throw punches you know women do all we.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 10: Have to do all kinds of other things yes.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 25: Women are psycho so that's what I'm working on now
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 25: and then I'm about to this year I'm just in
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 25: the middle of doing Late to Rest 2 with Rob
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 25: Hall who's a good buddy of mine the script is
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 25: awesome so it's fun to be in that you know
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 25: chrome skulls back in action Um, I finished a movie
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 25: called The Victim with Michael Biehn and Jennifer Blanc, who
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 25: are my buddies.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 25: And, um, I'm about to go do a movie called, uh,
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 25: Shiver with John Jarrett. And, uh, based on a novel
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 25: that is, this script is just fantastic. It's like a
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 25: logical thriller. It's not a horror slasher film.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 6: That's a fine line.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 10: This is definitely a fine line.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 25: And then I'm going to do a movie with my
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 25: buddy William Forsythe next year up in Rhode Island called
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 25: New Blood.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 9: He's great.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 6: We talked to him like a year or so ago.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: He's amazing.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 10: I mean, he wrote this and is directing it.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 10: And he's also in it, and I'm his star.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 25: He wrote it with me in mind, which is a
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 25: huge honor because, you know, Bill doesn't really like many actors, so.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 10: I'm honored to have him like me as much as
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 10: he does.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 3: He's a huge, huge... He's an impressive guy.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 25: Yeah, so I'm bringing my A-game because there's nothing... I
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 25: can't bring any less when I work with him.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 3: I think he would draw that out of you anyway.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 25: Oh, yeah, which is why I want to do it.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 25: And so that's... It's sort of an eyes wide shut
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 25: kind of vampire.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 4: Interesting.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 25: Really beautifully written and... hardcore and uh the story's great
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 25: and it's just uh you know this this is this
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 25: is a big deal for him so i'm glad.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: To be to be a part of that definitely interested
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: in that sounds good.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 25: And still working on horror gal you know working on
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 25: getting getting that going it's i have to stop working
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 25: long enough to be able.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 6: To do it we have a banner up on the
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 6: site but that's all it is i just have it
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 6: i have your coming soon banner up there.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 25: So i just don't want to i can't I can't
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 25: do it until it's done right, you know?
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 3: It's a lot to deal with.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 25: Yes.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 3: I'm, like, lucky to update ours every six months or something.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 25: Yeah, that's how I feel, too.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 3: It's so much to deal with.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 10: I barely have time to, like, go.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 5: To a movie.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 3: And it takes, yeah, I mean, so much time. Just
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 3: everything is so plodding.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 25: And, you know, it's like, for example, going, you know,
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 25: both these movies that I'm doing now, I'm going to
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 25: be gone.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 10: I leave after Thanksgiving. I come back the end of December.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 25: The 21st or 22nd, so I'll have, what, four or
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 25: five days to, like, enjoy myself. And then January 3rd
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 25: or 4th, I think I'm going to Rhode Island for.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 10: Another five weeks.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 25: So when am I going to do work in a
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 25: 16-hour day and come home at, you know, 8 in
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 25: the morning after working nights and get online and update
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 25: Horror Gal?
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: You need to just stop slacking off.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 3: I can only do so much.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 5: But I am working on it.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 8: I am.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 16: Oh, man.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 3: I guess Hatchet 2, where do you find that?
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 25: Hatchet 2, you know, we got pulled, so it's now
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 25: the forbidden fruit, you know, when you guys see it.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 25: And I just beg these listeners to please, please, please
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 25: don't download it and watch it on your damn computer
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 25: from someone that brought a freaking video camera into the theater.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: I mean... Those look horrible anyway.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 10: I mean, it's horrible.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 25: So, probably video on demand as well as DVD. I
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 25: think Adam Green said 90 days from when it was released,
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 25: which should bring us to the first week of January.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 25: And then Stakeland will come out in February, which is,
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 25: you know, such a huge deal.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 3: Good, too.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 25: Jim Mickles, just an amazing director, writer, with Nick D'Amici,
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 25: and it looks stunning. I mean, shit, we won, you know,
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 25: the Audience Choice Award in Toronto Film Festival for Midnight Madness,
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 25: which is huge.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 10: We're up against some huge movies.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 16: So.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 10: It's a little movie that could. And it's kicking ass.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 10: So I'm stoked about that.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 25: And then I just did some facial capture stuff for
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 25: Night of the Living Dead, The Origins, that Tony Todd
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 25: and Bill Moseley and I are in.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 3: You're involved in some good stuff, actually. Yeah.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 10: It's funny because people have asked me since Halloween, too, like,
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 10: what have you done? Or whatever. And it's like, oh,
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 10: my God. I've been working so much.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 25: Everything takes time to come out. So people don't really
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 25: understand that.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 10: So give it some time. But by this time next year,
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 10: everything will be out.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 3: Everything will hit. You'll be overwhelmed.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 6: Yes, hopefully. Oh, the only thing I wanted to ask,
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 6: and this was based on last week, because I ran
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 6: into you in passing last week. And then I'd say
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 6: if my sources are correct, but I think my sources
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 6: are you.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: What happened with the sheriff's car in Kentucky last week?
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 25: I'm obsessed with cop shows. I mean, I love the
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 25: first 48. I love 48 Hours.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 12: I love.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 10: To catch a predator. I mean, I love all of.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 25: These, like, real autopsy and Dr.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 10: G medicine or medical examiner. I mean, I don't know.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 10: I think it's cool.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 25: So, that being said, if I was not an actress,
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 25: I probably would do something.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 10: Like be a homicide detective.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 25: Which is why, I mean, maybe it's from doing movies
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 25: as serial killers that I'm all about it.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: It's warped your brain.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 10: I think it has.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 25: So, I set up a ride-along with the sheriff. who
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 25: is just awesome, awesome, awesome. And I went to the
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 25: forensics unit and went to the canine unit and.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 10: Saw how they train the dogs. I saw all the dogs.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 10: They're really scary.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 10: I'm a dog lover, but oh, my God.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 25: When they were jumping eight feet in the air and
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 25: spinning in circles in their cage, I thought, And I
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 25: said to one of the cops, I said, do they
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 25: ever get out on, you know?
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 10: And he's like, oh, yeah.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 6: I'm like, oh, great, mom.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 3: Sometimes.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 11: Oh, my God.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: You were wearing the giant suit at that point, right?
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: Jesus.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 9: I could never.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 25: And then, you know, did a little eating beef jerky,
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 25: stopped at the little, you know, gas station until.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 10: 3 in the morning and.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 25: I just ran around and hung out and looked for hookers.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 10: In the snow.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 25: And it was just really cool. I mean, that's something
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 25: that for them, they're over it by now, you know.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 25: They said basically after two years, I wouldn't want to
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 25: be a cop anymore if I decided to be one.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 25: And I was like, well, this is so much more
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 25: interesting than what I do for a living.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 10: Which they beg to differ.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure everybody has a different perspective.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 25: I mean, it'd be cool to have, like, if I
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 25: can get all of them to come to a set
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 25: of mine.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 25: And maybe when I direct a movie, I'll have them
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 25: all be extras or something.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 10: Not play cops.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 3: Technical advisors. Yes!
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 5: That's what you need.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 10: Technical advisors. Ooh, you just got it.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 15: Perfect.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 10: Didn't even think about that.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 6: There you go.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 9: See?
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 3: But, yeah, I just, yeah, I saw that listed there.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 3: I was like, okay, that's a story. I think we
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 3: need to figure out what's going on there. Hookers in
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 3: the snow. Hookers in the snow. Oh, man. But I
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 3: guess that was it.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 25: I try to fit in some fun when I travel.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 25: I work so much. I try to, you know, do
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 25: a couple of fun things when I'm away.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 3: Especially these. You're stuck in a weird city for a
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 3: couple of days.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 10: Well, you don't ever get outside.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 25: I actually got a car then, and I was going
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 25: to do a little bourbon crawl, bourbon trail crawl.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 25: You know, because you're like, well, what am I going
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 25: to get a car for if I'm just going to
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 25: be in my hotel room?
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 10: And, you know, I try to bring friends when I can.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 10: At least make it fun. Make it an event.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 25: Yes.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 10: Otherwise, I'm in my room watching Julia Roberts Marathon's ordering steak,
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 10: which is also good.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 3: It's better than some of the other alternatives.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 6: I've heard some scary stories about these places. Oh, really?
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 3: That's why I went to sleep last night.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 7: Oh, no.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: Things going on, I don't need to know.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 11: Oh, no, no.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I can't watch any of that stuff. But I
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 10: am looking forward to walking around now. I'm going to
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 10: go buy a stun gun, actually.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 3: I saw those yesterday.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 10: I've been hearing them.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 6: I've been hearing them, and then I think they were
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 6: testing them out on people.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 3: Fantastic. That should be interesting.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 10: Maybe they'll let me test it out on you.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 2: Whatever.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 10: Just kidding.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 3: I'm usually game for most people. I'm sure I deserve
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 3: it for something. I would never. Oh, man.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 6: But, yeah, I heard them over there testing them, so
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 6: it should be interesting.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 2: Well, that was fun.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 10: Definitely.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 3: Thanks for joining in.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 31: Together we're going a long, long way. In time there
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 31: are Geese may crumble, Gibraltar may tumble, baby, they're only
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 31: made of clay. Oh, but our love is here.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 7: Oh, our love is here.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 31: Our love is here to stay.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: In 2007 director adam green brought us hatchet the return
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: of the great american slasher and the birth of horror's
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: newest villain victor crowley.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 33: Old-school American horror with buckets and buckets and buckets.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 3: Of blood.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 33: But American theaters saw a censored version of the film. Now,
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 33: in 2010, Victor Crowley returns to the big screen in
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 33: the ultimate slasher sequel, Hatchet 2. And for the first
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 33: time in over 25 years, a horror film is coming
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 33: to major cinemas uncensored.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 7: Uncut.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 33: Uncompromised. Gore like you've never seen in the theater before.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 33: More deaths. More carnage. More Crowley.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 14: Adam Green's Hatchet 2.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 33: Hatchet 2.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 13: This part is old and uninviting Participants all in black
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 13: and white You enter in full-blown technicolour Nothing is the
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 13: same after.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 7: Tonight The world could fall apart in a fiction-worthy wind.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 7: I wouldn't change.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 14: A thing now that you're here. Your love is.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 3: A bird here in my room.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 4: Here in my room.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 7: Here in my room.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 6: Alright, so it is Sunday morning. We're now hanging around,
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 6: sort of attempting to restructure this room. No structural damage.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 4: I already like rock stars. By rock stars you.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 6: Mean like what? Like the Grateful Dead rock stars? The
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 6: actual dead versions of them? Oh yeah, that's kind of
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 6: how we roll.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 26: The problem is the great bounty of snacks that nobody wants.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 26: I should just go out and hug the maid. I
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 26: could tip her in food.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 6: Please take these Doritos. Thank you. It was interesting.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 4: It was something.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 6: I want to apologize to all the other people that
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 6: were hanging out here that we didn't bother to interact with.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 6: At least Misty and I are on social.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 7: I'm incredibly on social.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 6: Marlena, when she woke up, was quite social.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she didn't want anything to do with anybody in
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 4: her room until they left. Then she's like, oh, take
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 4: me with you. That's not why.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: Come on.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 4: You saw me.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 9: I curled up in a little ball, and I slept
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 9: for about five minutes, and then I shot straight up,
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 9: and I was like, I'm ready to go.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 4: Let's do this.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 6: So, yeah, that's just how we usually operate, actually. There's
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 6: even more window into our usual goings-on. That's the most
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 6: active we are for a week, really.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 26: You have to play hard to get to hold Marlena's interest.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 26: I think that's what it comes down to.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 6: Or just be there right when she wakes up. Ouch.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 6: Once you catch her after the power nap, it's all good. But,
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 6: you know, when she's sleepy, you're in trouble. Yes, I'm
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 6: always sleepy.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 4: I pretty much always want nothing to do with anybody else.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 26: I like the part where Misty was getting really tired
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 26: and there were too many people in the room and
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 26: her eye kind of cracked open like a crocodile on
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 26: the far end of a swamp. And I was thinking
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 26: tomorrow morning there's going to be a horrific stain on
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 26: the floor and a chalk outline and cops in here.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 6: I think somebody picked up that image. Let's all go now.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 4: Let's go somewhere else. I have that effect on people.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 4: I make people want to go other places.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think I was joining in on that. They
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 6: were just like, are you okay? I'm like, I don't know.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 6: I'm just staring at this Rolling Stone cover. How many
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 6: times did I read, you know, Conan's back?
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 4: I think Marlena had that check once to make sure
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 4: I was still alive.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 9: He was staring blankly and not moving.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 4: It was creepy. That's what I do.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 6: But yes, if nothing else, we want to thank Mr.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 6: Randy here for letting us crash in his room here. Thanks, Randy.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: It's great.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 26: The internet told me that Chuck Norris wouldn't have made
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 26: it through the night in here. Not that I'm... I
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 26: hate those analogies, come to think of it.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 6: Chuck Norris related or otherwise?
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 7: Yes, Chuck Norris related.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I've given up on that. Actually, I don't think
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 6: I was ever on board with those.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 4: Why specifically would Chuck Norris not survive the night in here?
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 4: Because we're... Is he a redhead or because he has
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 4: a beard?
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 6: I don't think originally he was a red.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 4: It all depends on what... It's got reddish tinted hair.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 26: It depends on whatever they staple to his bald scalp.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, really.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 4: Oh, man.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 8: Are there specific reasons as to why Chuck Norris would
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 8: not survive?
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 6: Because we're vicious and evil. We are.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 4: I'm not vicious and evil. I'm like a cute kitten.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 6: It was entertaining this morning when you got all your
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 6: plastic army men's and whatnot out after you woke up
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 6: and laid them out on the bed.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 9: I had to organize and figure out which ones I
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 9: had and what color and what.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 8: service they were in I had the army guys I
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 8: had the firefighters and.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 4: I had the police officers and I had Indians and
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 4: I had some.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 26: Cowboys if we could ever get socialized medicine you could
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 26: get medication to clear that up awesome.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 6: No she was dividing them up into ranks I understood
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 6: I was excited by it.
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 4: And then I had to organize my collar and shape.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 4: And job skill.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 6: So, yes, this was all laid out on the bed
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 6: this morning while Marley was still sleeping.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 4: My favorite's the firefighter who has an axe. He'll hear
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 4: I kill somebody.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 6: This is what happens when you get 40 skee-ball toys.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 4: I had 34 because the bitch couldn't count and it
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 4: worked out in my favor.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 6: She couldn't count because she ripped me off.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 4: If you have.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 5: 70 tickets and the army guys are five tickets apiece,
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 5: how many army guys do you get?
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 4: You get 35. I can't even count because I got 34.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 6: Nobody involved in this has any math skills, which is
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 6: why I got two for my, like, 30 tickets. I
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 6: got scammed.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 4: I got your army with me.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 6: But I got a giant one, and he came with
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 6: a saw.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 4: You guys want to play Gulliver's Travels or something?
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 6: Probably. I can lay the other ones around him. I
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 6: do have one that looks like he's possibly Hitler. I
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 6: don't know. He's doing some sort of goose step move.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 6: That was of the two I got, one of them.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 3: That's funny.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 6: You say he's running. I don't know. He's doing a
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 6: little Heil motion, if you ask me.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 4: He's running fast.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 6: He's just a soldier. Could be a German soldier. World
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 6: War II. We don't know, you know.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 5: Oh, Lord.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 6: Any other activities for the week here?
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 26: I really, I got to go downstairs because everyone's down
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 26: there waiting.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 18: Blah, blah, blah.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 33: We're supposed to, you know, gentleman's guide, Will and Fish.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 6: Those guys.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 7: Those guys.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 6: Those guys.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 4: Leaving for Canada.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 26: So if you want to sneak anything back across the
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 26: Canadian border, now's our chance.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 3: Hmm.
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 6: Except for the ones that were here last night. We
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 6: love those guys.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 4: I know, I want to talk shit about Canada, but
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 4: I can't. That's where my favorites come from, dude, seriously.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 9: Mark Singer, Corey Haynes, fucking Shatner, Big Wolf on campus,
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 9: Are You Afraid of the Dark?
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 4: I can't hate Canada, but I still want to talk shit.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 5: About the nursery.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well, that's kind of our place in the world.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 6: I used to live in the Canadians.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 9: And we were having a party, and someone was talking
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 9: to her, and she's like, I've never met a racist
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 9: person before.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 4: I'm like, Canada's so magical.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 9: Like, Canada, in my mind, if unicorns were to exist
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 9: in the world, it would be in Canada.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 4: I know it exists here because it would fucking hunt
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 4: them and mount their heads.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 6: That's true. You would have one on your wall right now.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 4: I'd be going around with my little magical horn. I
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 4: just feel like Canada isn't some amazing, beautiful place. How
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 4: does this shit happen?
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 6: It happens every time. That's why I turn it on.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 6: That's why we got microphones, for God's sakes. All you
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 6: have to do is turn it on and random crazy
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 6: talk begins.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 4: You don't even have to turn it on. That shit's
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 4: going to happen anyways.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 16: Well, it does.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we missed a good portion of crazy talk earlier.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 4: You missed your story that involved the Ikea catalog.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 6: No, that was awesome. I think... You can't have a story. See,
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 6: that's why I don't need to get drunk. I mean,
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  Speaker 6: that was all sober. I sat here and came up
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  Speaker 6: with a 40-page tale... I took the Ikea catalog, and
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  Speaker 6: I decided because.
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  Speaker 9: A tale of troubles and woes and hardships.
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  Speaker 6: Marlena said she didn't have a book to read, and
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  Speaker 6: I was like, hey, you've got this Ikea catalog here,
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  Speaker 6: and it has a story built right in. So the
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  Speaker 6: kid on the cover is this little kid with crazy
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  Speaker 6: cool hair, so I decided it was about him because
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  Speaker 6: he was on the cover. And then each page I
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  Speaker 6: turned it to, and there was a new entry into
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  Speaker 6: what was going on in his life.
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  Speaker 4: He got kidnapped.
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  Speaker 6: He got kidnapped.
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  Speaker 4: By Judd Nelson's cousin.
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  Speaker 6: No, Judd Nelson's cousin had a creepy... Well, it was
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 6: being creepy around a little girl... And then later there
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 6: was a baby that got kidnapped. And then that kid
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 6: ended up back with his mom. And then his sister
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 6: was on the floor and he stepped on her because
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 6: he didn't like his sister. This was a pretty exciting tale.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to go downstairs and check out.
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  Speaker 26: You guys can stay up here and I'll check back
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  Speaker 26: in with you once.
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  Speaker 6: I've run downstairs. Chasing away even our favorite listeners. No,
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 6: you're just, it's an Iron Man competition and I think
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 6: I'm Aluminum Man. So I'll see you guys in.
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  Speaker 18: A little bit.
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  Speaker 26: I just need to get the ball rolling on this.
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  Speaker 6: Goodbye, listeners.
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  Speaker 26: I can be unseated by anybody with an email account
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  Speaker 6: conduct our show somewhat out of this room.
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  Speaker 6: Anything else whilst we're in the room? I don't believe
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  Speaker 6: we've stolen anything. We didn't steal this waffle blanket that
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 6: they gave us.
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  Speaker 8: Or the fucking heater blanket that weighs like 38 pounds
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  Speaker 8: and I'm pretty sure involves like 98 geese.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what the fuck's in that blanket. It's
• 1:43:20
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• 1:43:23
  Speaker 4: didn't like it.
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  Speaker 6: I guess we will wrap it up in the room
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  Speaker 4: On by, on by.
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  Speaker 7: On by, on by.
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  Speaker 3: It's part of your problem, you know, you haven't seen
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 3: enough movies.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 2: All of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 3: And now, on with the show.
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  Speaker 6: Alright, we're back on the road after a nutritious breakfast
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 6: of pancakes and grits and eggs and I don't even
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 6: know what else we had. We had quite a few
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 6: healthy items for breakfast this morning and But otherwise, we
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 6: want to say thanks to everybody at Whorehound Weekend for
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 6: putting up with us, especially Randy, who was quite the
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 6: trooper to deal with us all weekend long there. Otherwise,
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 6: thanks again to Dean, Danielle, and all of our Palover friends,
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 6: most of which we just met for the first time today.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 6: So that was pretty cool. It was good to meet
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 6: you guys. As far as you guys playing the Movie
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 6: Meltdown home game, okay, kids, get out your decoder pins.
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 5: Dun, dun.
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 6: It is time for Movie Mountain Secret Circularial of Possible
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 6: Future Events.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 3: Set your pins to V2. Here is the master.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 6: We're working on several projects here. If you'd like to
• 1:45:04
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• 1:45:10
  Speaker 6: around the wonderful Thanksgiving festivities. That is yet to be
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 6: seen if we piece together something to go along with
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 6: that sinister meal in the works. But we'll see. Other
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 6: than that, I would also go ahead and throw on
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 6: the queue the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre. We may be
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 6: discussing that in the near future and potentially with another
• 1:45:32
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• 1:45:36
  Speaker 6: next week. Same geek time, same geek feed. Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 14: Well I'm so tired of crying but I'm out on
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 14: the road again I'm.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 7: On the road.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 14: Again Well I'm so.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 29: Tired of crying but I'm out on the road again
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 29: I'm on the road again I ain't got no woman
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 29: just to.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 14: Call my special friend.
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  Speaker 7: You know the first time I traveled out in the
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 7: rain and snow, in the rain and snow.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 29: You know the first time I traveled out in the
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 29: rain and snow, in the rain and snow. I didn't
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 29: have no fair road, not even no place to go.
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 29: and my dear mother left me when i was.
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 7: Quite young when i was quite young and.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 29: My dear mother left me when i was quite young.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 7: When i was quite young.
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 29: She said lord have mercy on my wicked.
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  Speaker 14: Son Take a hint from your mama, please Don't you
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 14: cry no more Don't you cry no.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 7: More Take a hint from your mama, please. Don't you
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 7: cry no more. Don't you cry no more.
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 29: Cause it's soon one morning down the road I'm going.
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 14: But I ain't going down there.
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 7: All by myself But.
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 29: I ain't going down that Long old lonesome road All
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 29: by myself I can't carry you baby Gonna carry somebody else.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 14: I gave it to you for free.
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 6: It's $ 2 for a DJ.
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 7: You owe me?
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 4: I got $ 100.
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