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Mac & Bone - Random Crap · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Random crap, random crap, Mac and Bone talk, random crap,
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  Speaker 1: random crap, random crap, Mac and Bone talk, random crap, random,
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  Speaker 1: random crap, random crap, random crap.
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  Speaker 2: What the deuce?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, crap.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, crap.
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  Speaker 2: We stink. like a baby's blowout infested diaper.
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  Speaker 1: They talk about crap that is random.
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  Speaker 2: It's the queen city's favorite born in tandem.
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  Speaker 5: Mac and bone, random crap, mac and bone.
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  Speaker 2: All right, y'all, let's do it. Let's do it. Uh, 50s, uh,
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  Speaker 2: PR man.
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  Speaker 5: The Bone Man has requested that Fitty get, at least
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  Speaker 5: if he's going to get stuck in the Random Crap
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  Speaker 5: segment with his date review, that he at least gets
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  Speaker 5: top billing. We are honoring that right now, Bone, here
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  Speaker 5: at Random Crap. We are giving Fitty's date top billing.
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  Speaker 2: He moved ahead of Lomelo and Nick Saban.
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  Speaker 5: Nick Saban praying bridge with Miss Terry's girls. But anyway,
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  Speaker 5: before we get to that brilliance, Fit Daddy. What are
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  Speaker 5: we allowed to say? I don't know what I'm allowed
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  Speaker 5: to say, man, but I know.
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  Speaker 6: This, baby.
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  Speaker 5: You are strutting around like you're George Jefferson, baby. What
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  Speaker 5: can you tell us about last night's date?
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  Speaker 1: Let's see.
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  Speaker 7: I've been on the show for a little over two
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  Speaker 7: years now.
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  Speaker 2: That's it?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Phrasing, I know it feels longer. Gone on a couple
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  Speaker 3: of dates during my time with the show. Last night,
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  Speaker 3: by far and away, officially the best first date.
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  Speaker 4: I've had since I became your producer. There you go, baby.
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  Speaker 4: There you go. Someone told us our clap's not as
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  Speaker 4: manly as KB's.
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  Speaker 2: I clap. I clap.
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  Speaker 4: Put hands together and clap.
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  Speaker 3: And I can't help but think it's because we have
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  Speaker 3: kept Mac from talking about the dates. That's the only
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  Speaker 3: thing that popped in my head when it went so positive.
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  Speaker 2: Couldn't have been if you found a good match for yourself.
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  Speaker 4: Now, the one concerning thing that scared me at first,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm not even joking when I say this, she
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  Speaker 4: was nearly your cousin though, right? And I'm not even
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  Speaker 4: joking here.
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  Speaker 7: It's amazing how small the world is. Yes, her aunt
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  Speaker 7: and my uncle had a previous relationship. Like 15-something years ago. So, yes.
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  Speaker 5: Dodged a bullet there. This thing would be as ineligible
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  Speaker 5: as Lane Gifford's players. She's cousin of Jace. We're good.
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  Speaker 5: You're not family, but you were awful close to being family.
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  Speaker 4: Now, you also said, I don't want to spill the
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  Speaker 4: family tea here, but something happened where Mama's not happy
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  Speaker 4: with something here?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I saw my aunt and my cousin, who
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  Speaker 3: I used to live with, they were at the restaurant.
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  Speaker 3: Last night, and Maumau thinks that they were planted there.
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  Speaker 3: And when I got home and told her this, she said, quote,
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to kick your uncle's ass.
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  Speaker 7: And so Maumau's now on the brink.
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  Speaker 2: They were spying?
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  Speaker 7: That's what she thinks. I told her that I think
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  Speaker 7: it was just.
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  Speaker 2: Spygate.
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  Speaker 7: You know, Momo, it's Monroe. It's Union County. There's not
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  Speaker 7: a lot of places to go.
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  Speaker 2: You've got to go to a different Mexican restaurant. That
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  Speaker 2: seems awful coincidental, doesn't it?
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  Speaker 7: But, so, yeah, Momo was on the prowl.
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  Speaker 2: She's going to be hunting some people down today. Give
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  Speaker 2: this man some dang privacy.
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  Speaker 5: You know how badly I wanted to be out there
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  Speaker 5: in a damn Bobby Valentine disguise?
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  Speaker 7: Mac, you should have because.
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  Speaker 2: But I stayed home. I gave the man his space. Momo!
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  Speaker 7: It was the emptiest. Like, every time I've gone to
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  Speaker 7: this restaurant, it's usually packed.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if they just, what was going on
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  Speaker 3: last night in Union County, there were three tables there
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  Speaker 3: that had people sitting down to eat.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, dang. I don't know what's up with that.
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  Speaker 4: She was wanting you to plan the second date while
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  Speaker 4: the first date was still going on, right?
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  Speaker 7: That is correct.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, Finny. Just tell me when the wedding is.
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  Speaker 2: Wedding bells, baby.
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  Speaker 5: And there we go.
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  Speaker 7: I'll be ghosted by the end of the weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for that, Matt. Was that the wedding march
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  Speaker 2: or the Fox Sports team? What was that one? That
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  Speaker 2: was my wedding march, baby. Can we be in the wedding?
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  Speaker 2: We are groomsmen. Oh, yeah, y'all be there.
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  Speaker 5: Finney's afraid. I think Finney's afraid, though. I'll Matt curse it.
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  Speaker 5: You know what I mean? Surprised Finney even will invite me.
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  Speaker 2: You flounder in a tux in a cummerbund? Let's go, baby.
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  Speaker 2: I went to Bone's wedding. I'll just put it that way, Finney.
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  Speaker 2: And Max said, I wish you nothing but the best.
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  Speaker 7: You also went to Willie's, too.
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  Speaker 6: That's true.
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  Speaker 5: That one seems to be going along well. I think
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  Speaker 5: she's still tolerating him.
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  Speaker 7: Tolerates a word.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Willie is moving houses.
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  Speaker 4: We are.
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  Speaker 2: Assuming she's also moving houses, right? Did she kick him out? Oh, man.
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  Speaker 4: You'll be mad about that coming up.
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  Speaker 5: How dare you assume? People are excited right now. Texter says,
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  Speaker 5: did Sir Wanda Beef show up to put in a
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  Speaker 5: good word for Fiddy? I tried to get Beef to
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  Speaker 5: go out there. Fiddy said he didn't.
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  Speaker 7: Here's the thing.
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  Speaker 2: He moved out of the area, though.
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  Speaker 7: She would have probably eaten it up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Her personality, she would have thought it was great.
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  Speaker 5: Let's do it second date. Let's send somebody in there
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  Speaker 5: to act like you're a big radio star. People are
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  Speaker 5: laughing at Fiddy that we couldn't talk about this two
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  Speaker 5: days ago. I just said, are we girls, Ben? And
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  Speaker 5: Fiddy said, yes, y'all will be there. Two days later,
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  Speaker 5: Finney's giving wedding plans. Yeah, this dude says, what happened
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  Speaker 5: to Mac not talking about the date? He's now talking
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  Speaker 5: about a wedding.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's only because I don't have many friends. I
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  Speaker 3: have Flound, NASCAR Brad, and my buddy Tanner that lives
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  Speaker 3: in Texas.
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  Speaker 4: You got us, baby. You got all the listeners out there.
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  Speaker 4: They're all rooting for you. Are we going to let
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  Speaker 4: the text line help plan the wedding also?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no. DJ Vinny, where you at, man? Vinny Esposito,
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  Speaker 2: where you at, buddy? We need a DJ. He did
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  Speaker 2: a great job at P-Man's.
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  Speaker 4: He did, man.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, he had Jumpin' Joe Person out on that
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  Speaker 2: dance floor, baby. Joe Person invited to the wedding. Oh, absolutely.
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  Speaker 5: He's got to lead the dance crew. I feel like
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  Speaker 5: all the regular Back at Bone Show guests.
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  Speaker 2: Will be there.
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  Speaker 7: Will Kunkel and his beautiful hair will be back.
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  Speaker 2: The common man, Darren Gant. Stroh will be there, right?
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  Speaker 7: DVR Dave will do a Panthers roundtable.
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  Speaker 4: Dressed as the Reaper.
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  Speaker 2: You know what, Finney? I promise you this.
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  Speaker 5: I hate to speak for another man, but Darren Gant
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  Speaker 5: and I, if you do have a wedding, Darren Gant
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  Speaker 5: and I will even get haircuts for it.
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Darren, if you think I overstepped the boundaries.
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  Speaker 4: I can't wait until the toast at Finney's wedding. Let
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  Speaker 4: me tell you something right now.
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  Speaker 7: This man here.
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  Speaker 2: is going to be married for 35 months and 17 days.
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  Speaker 7: Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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  Speaker 5: Only 30 he's only got him married for three years our.
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  Speaker 3: Boss colin texted him this sounds like when y'all were
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  Speaker 3: planning the parade route what could go wrong oh.
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  Speaker 5: That's a good point though colin that's actually a very
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  Speaker 5: good point all right man by the way let's get
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  Speaker 5: to the other the less is the second day gonna
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  Speaker 5: be by the way do you know yet same place
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  Speaker 5: it goes back to the same place do you have
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  Speaker 5: a special second day place or do you usually not
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  Speaker 5: get to that date.
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  Speaker 3: I told her about the Jersey Mike's routine. Hell, like,
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  Speaker 3: it's Tuesday is the gospel according to Jersey.
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  Speaker 2: She's down.
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  Speaker 7: She's down for Jersey Mike's.
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  Speaker 2: This girl is taking a date to Jersey Mike's. That's
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  Speaker 2: a test, Finny. She's testing you, bro.
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  Speaker 4: She did not know about the show. Does she now
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  Speaker 4: know about this whole thing?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, she knows I work in radio.
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  Speaker 5: But she doesn't know that you weren't just hunting subs
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  Speaker 5: at Jersey Mike's. So she doesn't know she's getting married yet.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know about that. Seriously, Fit, do not fall
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  Speaker 5: for the, I'm willing to go to Jersey Mike's on
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  Speaker 5: her second date. Go upscale, baby. Go upscale.
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  Speaker 4: Firehouse.
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  Speaker 2: Firehouse.
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  Speaker 7: They are more expensive.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 5: All right. Let's get to the lesser random crap stories. Obviously,
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  Speaker 5: Fitty's successful date.
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  Speaker 4: Who's going to wheel Granny Pat into Fitty's wedding?
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  Speaker 2: Is that what somebody said?
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Dang y'all seriously more of it right uh yeah aren't
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  Speaker 5: you got a husband all right weatherman mark what do
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  Speaker 5: you think we're gonna do a wheelie right out of
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  Speaker 5: the way oh my goodness all right um let's get
• 8:02
  Speaker 5: to some of the other stories uh lonzo ball did
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  Speaker 5: admit bone in a podcast we will not play this
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  Speaker 5: clip here fitty i will just cut to the chase
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  Speaker 5: that lamello in a new city bone has finally hired
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  Speaker 5: a driver oh The folks from Minnesota, great news for
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  Speaker 5: you in Minnesota, doesn't do much for everybody in Charlotte
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  Speaker 5: that was affected and scared by LaMelo when he drove here.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he could hire a man, Matt, to drive his
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  Speaker 4: car that is blind, and that might be a better
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  Speaker 4: option than LaMelo driving in Minnesota.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 5: Please tell me, Bone, that he has learned his lesson,
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  Speaker 5: that maybe I've got to ease my way out of
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  Speaker 5: the garage after games.
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  Speaker 2: Those icy winter days. Dude, do not mellow.
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  Speaker 5: Don't pull out in that Lambo at Mach 1700.
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  Speaker 2: With an icy, bro.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 2: But he's got a driver. We're good now. He will
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  Speaker 2: slide to Michigan up there. He's got a driver. Fiddy,
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  Speaker 2: we have a request to be in the wedding party,
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  Speaker 2: by the way, Fiddy.
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  Speaker 7: Who's it from?
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  Speaker 2: Fiddy, I'm your friend, Weatherman Mark. I'm also your friend, Fiddy.
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  Speaker 7: Every good wedding has a meteorologist. Bring the turbines, Weatherman.
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  Speaker 5: Every good wedding has a meteorologist. That's a Fiddyism right there.
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  Speaker 5: Can he do the best man speech? I say you
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  Speaker 5: let him do the speech, Fiddy. Weatherman Mark.
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  Speaker 2: Shiver me timbers. I never thought this day would happen.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Last story in random crap.
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  Speaker 5: Nick Saban told a funny bone on the ABC affiliate
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  Speaker 5: in Birmingham. Nick Saban talking about how he now plays
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  Speaker 5: bridge with his wife, Miss Terry and the girls, her friends.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to this.
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  Speaker 6: So Miss Terry tells me, we'll teach you how to play.
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  Speaker 6: I said, okay, teach me how to play. So they
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  Speaker 6: tell me how to play. And they said, now you,
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  Speaker 6: We're playing with these older ladies who are very southern. Proper.
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  Speaker 6: You know, proper folks. Terry says, can't talk. And I said,
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  Speaker 6: I'm not playing if I can't talk.
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  Speaker 4: Done.
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  Speaker 2: Now I got all those.
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  Speaker 6: Prim and proper ladies talking.
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  Speaker 4: He livened up that bridge game, man. He loves the
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  Speaker 4: S word, doesn't he, Mac? That is his go-to word,
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  Speaker 4: isn't it? He just drops that, and you drop the
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  Speaker 4: NF bombs on the radio. I was just going to
• 10:17
  Speaker 4: say how unprofessional. He cusses on the air all the time,
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  Speaker 4: and then Bone reminded me of yesterday's issue.