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Below Deck Recap Ep7, Kate Conspiracy, Dorit and Pk, and Jax and Brittany · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling. Hey, what's up everybody?
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Yes, cool mom in the house. I have a T shirt to
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prove it. Thank you Emily for pointing that out. If you are watching
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basking in the glory of my cool T shirt that says cool mom tied.
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I given to me by my loved one, Bryant for my birthday. How's
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it going, everybody? Yeah, my coold my cool dad? Oh lord,
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that's gross. Bryant Bryant is yes, Oh gosh, here we are
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here, we are. Yeah. So I'm donning it today for the first
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time. It's been waiting and we're to pick up. No one saw it
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because it was cold, so I had on layers. I mean, can
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I say drop off? Right? It's real chili around here in the mornings.
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But forties, I mean yeah, forties. So you were literally a
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cool mom this morning. Ah, yes, I was. We are very
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excited to be recapping Below Deep today, this new one Miami. So but
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starting next week we'll be covering Below Deck and buying wait, yeah, buying
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Beverly Hills. I keep getting it mixed up with selling Sunset, so I'm
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like, what are we recapping? So next week we'll be doing double duty
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of that. Tomorrow over on Patreon is vander Pomp Rules. Thursday on the
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Public is The Valley, and then Friday's Summer House, and then the bonus
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episode this week is an Erica Jane blowout where we're doing bed at All on
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Blonde and Housewife and The Hustler. That's over on Patreon. I've already watched
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The Valley. I got the screener and it is definitely way better than I
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thought it was going to be. And then when I got to the end
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and this is no spoilers, don't worry, but the trailer, I'm sorry,
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the like you know preview for the season was kind of fire. I'm
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not gonna lie. I'm very excited to watch it. To watch it today,
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Okay, great. Yeah, So guys, I uh, you know
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this whole Jackson Britney thing. I told Jalli it's real, you know,
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it's so funny. I mean like when they announced this show, I was
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like, ugh, I mean, are you serious? Now? Like I
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know, I guess I got to cancel everything and just you know, watch
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this because I can't wait. It's canceled. Everything is canceled. You're canceled.
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I'm canceled, so we can watch this, yeah, anseled, well,
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yeah he is. He's back. But on that note, serving dish.
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The first item in our dish today is that Brittany was on E News
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along with Kristin and Jack's promoting the Valley and she said she's like, now,
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I just I know Jakes doesn't want to talk about this. He's over
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there with his arms folded and he's got you know, a grilpy face side.
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It kind of looks like grilpy Kate. But I'll bid it at Aron
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B and B since January twenty fourth, an erin B and B, you
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know he r O n Thanky, Brittany, You're welcome. They yeah,
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it was so like Jackson's just sitting there like with his arms crossed, and
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he's just like, I don't know what to say. Kristin is in between
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them. Kristin is in between them. God, I mean, I mean
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that's something that is a picture in and of itself. And then Britain and
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he says she's been in the Rabian d since January twenty fourth, and her
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point is She's like, the reason why I hate to come out and say
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something about it, ead do those stage page six reports and TMZ stuff that
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looked real Fike with the toilet piper is because y'all the trolls knew I was
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living somewhere else. I could figure it out, and so I delight something
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anyway. That being said, look it is what it is, and yeah,
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it's very real, very real. Yeah. I mean, I'm not
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enjoying the internet hate right now for Brittany and like, oh, you should
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have known better. You knew exactly what he was, you know. I
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feel like, especially when we're younger and god bless, even when we're not,
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we go into relationships kind of thinking, yeah, but we are different.
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We I am different. I am different, So Night a right falter
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and you are. I mean she was different. I mean there were a
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lot of things that were different about Brittany, and for and me, that's
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the best Jacks can do. And Brittany got the best out of him,
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and it's still not great at all. But I don't fault her for that,
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right, Like, she should have known better, So we're not gonna
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have any sympathy for her. I don't like that I mean, if she
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didn't watch the show, then she so, I mean, there's definitely a
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little fault there because if you watch the early seasons of Fanner Pump Rules,
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you'd know a lot about Jacks. So they might have to do agree to
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disagree. But people changed, people grow, but Rotten Hale he did that
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and then they got married, you know what I mean. So like it's
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it's a whole thing, and I, for one can judge. No,
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I'm kidding. No, I have made my own mistakes, you know,
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easily going into relationship, I say relationship, not ships, but I've easily
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gone into relationship where it was such a bad idea, such a bad idea
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continued to go back. So I completely understand that aspect of it entirely so.
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And I can you imagine being a twenty something year old in the middle
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of Kentucky, Jax Taylor walks in and says, I am into you,
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and then all of a sudden, it's do you know how intoxicating that must
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be for someone that doesn't know what the hell is going on? It must
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have been, Like, I mean, I would have believed anything he said
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if I was her, So I guess I'm saying, I mean everybody would
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be like, oh, especially like if she grew up in a culture of
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like he's a bad boy, but my mama cleaned him up and look at
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him now, right right, Yes, of course, And they definitely have
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that aspect. You know, she's shown that, you know that she could
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probably change him and clean him up. And there's only so much that you
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can do. But look, I don't know. I haven't watched The Valley,
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so I don't know what their issues are. But they're not divorced.
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I mean, maybe they can bounce back back from it. Who knows.
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She also did clear up. I'm sorry. This is a very important part
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that I failed to mention. She did say that he did not cheat.
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Okay, now that's impossible, all right. Well, I'm just saying,
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all right, so there's that, Okay, No, I love her In
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other news Chelsea from Okay, so you remember Chelsea and Jimmy from Love is
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Blind? Sure, put it behind, Emily. I need more Kate Middleton
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information to push that out. You're getting it, but I have to put
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this information out there. It's part of the dish today. Okay, So
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do your deep cleansing breaths. But she was on Reality Ashley podcast, and
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she said that this obviously didn't come in the come up in the reunion because
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they decided not to talk to Jimmy and Chelsea at the reunion and I'll remember
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that. Yes. So anyway, so she said that one night Jimmy like
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went and he was like, yeah, I'm just over at my place.
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You know how. They were in that weird existential housing development that yes,
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so she was there and he decided to spend the night at his own house
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because he had like gone out working guys. Yeah I know that. Okay,
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So he called her, but he not only called her, he face
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timed her. He was in bed and he's like, yeah, I'm just
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real tired, Chaelsa. So I'm just gonna stay here, Chelsea. Uh
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yeah, I'm not out with the boy's I'm tired. I'm just gonna go
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rop to bad Chelsea. Walt tucked in Chelsea Chelsea, and she's like,
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get it, And then he but dialed her by accident and legit there was
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a party going on in his apartment. Oh my god, that's great.
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What an asshole, what a just top notch douchebag. And he went and
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FaceTime and he got in bed, probably wasn't in all of his clothes.
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You know. It's like the thing that you do when you're gonna sneak out
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of the house. Yeah, it's a thing fucking Ryan did on oc to
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Jen this past season. It was always in the dark, like, oh
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yeah, I can't turn one light on him. So tucked into bed right
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now, have fun on the girl's trip. Yeah, now okay. So
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Chelsea at the reunion was like coming up the slide was like, woo,
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now she's way up the slide was and Jimmy's he's down, no wonder.
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He looked so terrified. He was probably worried that that was gonna come up
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on the reunion, but it never did. You're right, it's so crazy.
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Anywow. Also, what was so weird about that reunion? We didn't
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talk about it, but was like that ghost of Christmas present spread of food
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of like teared cakes and fruits at the end that everybody was like, now
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we're going to eat. I was like, what is this? Oh my
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god, I don't remember that. I must have blocked it out like poor
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children underneath someone's robe called want and what's the other one? Ye? Nick
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and Vanessa? Nick and Vanessa into the big robes. So strange. It
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was an unusual reunion. We're not used to that type of thing. But
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look, yeah, you know, they do their own thing over there,
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and he's not, you know, leading the charge, all right. In
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other news, the Queens of Bravo account posted the other day that Olivia and
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Rod are not coming back to Southern Charm. So that's the word on the
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street. Well, I'm going to put it out there to one in all.
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My March resolution is to get back into Southern Charm. Wow, I'm
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there. I said it. March resolute. Wow, that is that's a
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statement. You heard it here first, you did. That's exciting. Yeah,
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I'm just gonna like start to get into the houses and the charm again.
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Lovely, lovely. I don't know how well. I mean, I'm
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fine with it. I really like Olivia. I liked Rod. I don't
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know, I just am a little bit I'm a bit indifferent about it.
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But it is a weird. It is a weird choice. That being said.
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In other news, Dorrit and PK were on the Hot Mic podcast,
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which is Bravo's podcast that Alex Baskin hosts, and in the middle of this
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podcast. PK is like yeah, and you know, they called one of
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those three golis, did uh sow your cash money from your post thry And
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she's like, well, are you saying, p K? And And it
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was literally the first time she was hearing that. Remember when she was at
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TJ Max with that ten thousand dollars of cash? Yes? Yeah, what
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the PK said that they he had just found out, like the day before
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this podcast, that they caught one of those guys. He knew this for
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twenty four hours and never mentioned it to Dury, never mentioned it, so
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he was just waiting to reveal it on this no clue. So she was
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like, you know, because they were addressing how people were calling out the
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fakeness that, you know, the legitimacy of their robberies, meaning the home
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invasion, but more recently the obviously the snatching of the cash and and they're
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just like, that's that's ridiculous. And he's like, well, in the
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schools was ridiculous. You know, they just caught one of those guys.
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And she's like, wait, what are you saying, PK? And he's
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I just found out and she's like, are you saying right now? I'm
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finding out right now. You couldn't have told me this. I mean,
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she was pretty pissed, but it was very odd. So anyway, they
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caught one of them. Wow, okay, layers and layers of superficial confusion
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going on in that house. I don't understand, Like, I don't get
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it. I don't get it. I don't either, but it is what
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it is. And oh, oh dear, what's that is? Everybody places,
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Oh my gosh, our royal conspiracy correspondent Emily Teresas is here. Hi,
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Emily, Hello, gosh, what a conspiracy. I don't know where
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to start my conspiracy. But where do you want me to start? Oh?
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Okay, you know what. I'm gonna set you up. I'm gonna
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throw you some pitches here. First of all, did you see Andy Cohen's
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post tweet where he said that ain't Kate, Yes, I, and I
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was just like, thank you. I'll anytime someone from on high chimes in,
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I'm like, okay, I'm not crazy, because I'm starting to feel
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crazy. I feel insane. The temperature out there, with everyone collectively following
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this, where is Kate Middleton's story? Has really everyone's at the point of
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waving the white flag? Saying, I feel absolutely Banana's nuts. I know,
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we don't even know where to go from here, and we don't know
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what to do. So the obviously what we had reported yesterday, and if
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you're just listening to this now, this is over on the Patreon. But
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the alleged Prince William and Princess Kate were seen at the Windsor Farm shop and
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which is like a mile from their cottage where they're living, and the Sun
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had posted had done a story on it out front of those the Windsor Farm
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shops and said they were seen there. One person saw them. Kate looked
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happy and healthy. Then twenty four hours went by, and then and from
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the Sun they had said there were no pictures. Twenty four hours go by,
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and now there's all of a sudden video of them walking with bags in
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their hands from apparently that video is taken from their house because it's so grainy,
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and if that house is a mile away, that would make sense,
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that would make sense. There was someone in a car, because they showed
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the rear view mirror of someone taking that footage. And now people are it
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is literally split fifty to fifty though Emily, there are so many people that
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are saying, that's totally her, everyone move on, case closed, she's
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still recovering. This is her in the midst of her recovery from abdominal surgery,
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blah blah blah. And then the other half is saying, that's absolutely
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not her. I mean, there's such a great divide, and that's what's
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making it so insane, is that it's like that that uh dress thing that
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was going around. Is it blue or is it gold? You know,
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what are you seeing? Everybody? You see Kate or do you see Heidi?
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Right? And Heidi is the There is an impersonator, a Kate Middleton
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impersonator that people have been now been tagging and saying that that's her. I
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don't even think it's her, because then it doesn't even really look like her
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unless they I'm just saying she would have had you having I think that it
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does a little bit, but she's way skinnier and she who is Heidi?
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No, No, Kate is the person we saw looks way skinnier than both
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Kate and Heidi. So I don't know what to do. I don't know
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what to do either. People are saying, like, I don't even when
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I saw that I'm like, that doesn't even look like Prince William. You
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know he's got this hat on. Well, they think that's another body double
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Yeah, because TMZ is saying the data on this video checks out the data
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the metadata. Yeah, they're saying the metadata checks out that it was taken
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a week ago. Then other people are saying the huts that are up in
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the windsor shops are only up during Christmas. It's all this is where I'm
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like, I can't we have no answers. And yes, it's driving us
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crazy because it is the story of the century. It's incredibly intriguing. It's
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completely a mystery. And some people laugh it off and say she's fine,
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she's just recovering and that's that. Well, I just don't see it that
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way, and I think it's all very weird. Here's the thing, I
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don't care who you are. The curiosity is coming for you. Better wear
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a mask because it's coming for you. Because I'm getting text and if you're
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like what, you will get curious. I'm getting text from people that have
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could not even tell you Queen Elizabeth's name that all of a sudden, now
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they're starting from the beginning of the timeline. I'm getting memes from two weeks
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ago on this and they're like, did you hear about Kate Millerton And she's
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like, uh, not reporting. I know the same thing. When I
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was out to dinner with my gals the other night, one of them,
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one of them was like, oh, can we please talk about the Kate
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Milton thing? And I was like yes, and another person's like she's really
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missing, and I'm like, oh God. It's like one of those things
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where you just you have to sort of just like step back because you can't.
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You don't have the time or the energy to fill anybody in and as
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to how crazy this is because you're so far in deep. Yeah, and
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that's why we're lucky to have like TikTok your Instagram, because like, you
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go ahead and catch yourself up and then talk to me. The problem is
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people think that they're caught up and it's like, no, honey, that's
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from a week ago. We've got no boatload of other evidence you need to
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sort through and then get back to me. I feel the same way that
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happens with Real Housewives stuff all the time, where you know, people will
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send me stuff and I'm like, uh, saw it like seventy two hours
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ago. I'm constantly looking you know what I mean, It's pretty rare that
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I miss something, so I'm always like on it. I mean, it's
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it's part of my job. So part of my job. It is my
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job. Yeah, I would say, because I don't keep Instagram on my
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phone and I don't really look at TikTok unless someone sends me something, I
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will probably be guilty of telling you that Teresa is engaged to Louie tomorrow.
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I'm a little behind sometimes on my guss is what I You know, I
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look at you all the time. You're I don't think you're not one of
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those people I'm referring to. But but it doesn't matter. I mean,
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like, the point is is that this is such a big story that it
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is weird that some people are just now trickling into it. But it's okay.
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Everyone has lives, you know, our lives are different. We talked
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about Yeah, I'm I'm not judging. It is funny. The curiosity of
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this it will find you, Yeah, and you were going to catch it.
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You will question at some point everyone in the United States is going to
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say, wait, what about Kate Middleton? Like it will catch you,
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We'll find So why was it necessary to post this video of them if they've
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already spoken out and said we're not going to see her until like after Easter,
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not going to see her until like April nineteenth, We're not going to
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see her until she's recovering. There's nothing more to be said. So why
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they would And now that no British press has picked this up? Correct,
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that's right, But the Sun is a British The Sun is British press,
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and they were there and that's what is throwing me off is that they were
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there at the scene saying there was no picture and one person saw. Now,
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when you see the video, there's a ton of people sitting at picnic
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tables all around. Now I know, And why why aren't they looking?
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I have more questions and answers. And here's the thing. Yes, I'm
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obsessed. Yeah, but I don't want to be. I do not want
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to be. It just keeps peaking my interest, Like it's like a jigsaw
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puzzle that I'm just like, oh, you know what, I'm just gonna
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do a couple. I'm just gonna put five pieces in and then I sit
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there for an hour. Right, Well, I mean, it's the royal
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family and they've been completely I mean, there's been scandal from the beginning of
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time, and now this news about the king having cancer. Apparently there's going
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to be some sort of BBC announcement that everyone's waiting for that will be happening
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very soon, perhaps tomorrow, right, and we don't know what that's going
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to be. It's all very strange. But that woman does not That woman
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looks so much like Kate Middleton, a lot like Kate Middleton. In fact,
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I was like when I first saw it, I was like, oh
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my god, is that really her? But that doesn't make sense. Why
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no, wait, that doesn't even look like her. But I was like,
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if she had surgery, maybe she's depleted. She you know, looks
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skinnier than she does makeup, right, and if she did have a facelift,
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maybe she did, and maybe that's why some of it, why she
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looks a little different. So I've taken all this into consideration. A lot
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of people are saying, I saw the funniest comment that her gate was off.
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So they said, if uh, if it's not the Gate, it's
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not Kate or something like that. They rhymed it really cute And why is
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she carrying a bag after she had abdominal surgery. Yeah, she's walking really
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fast. I know, I know. And Buckingham Palace is at the BBC
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reports that here. It is Buckingham Palace, says PK caught one of the
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robbers, so we got that. Yeah, I mean it's okate, everybody
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knows. Oh my god, okay, winning and so anything else to say,
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Emily, No, I think we're I'm good for right now. I
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mean, I'm sure there will be something I look forward to. Not caring
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about me too, I just want to this thing yesterday made me go so
23:56
bananas that I was like, I might just have to take a step back.
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Probably not, I'll be watching like a hawk. But on some level,
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I think I need to release a lot of this because I do feel
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crazy. Yeah I do too. Okay, great, great, you know
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it is what it is. Mummy's a hard girl. Yeah, I really
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let's get into below deck. So this is UH. I feel like
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cleansed from this episode. And Captain Carrie, he carries a lot of burdens
26:52
for these uh, for these crew, and I think that's why they'll call
26:56
him captain carry Ah, mom joke, cool mom, jokes coming at you.
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I really love Captain Carrey. Is he hits the right notes in terms
27:10
of like, I don't feel like he's no, no, no, I'm
27:15
just saying like, I love Captain Lee, but sometimes Captain Lee he's a
27:18
little colder for what Bravo needs right now in terms of some of the acknowledging
27:25
mental health and those kinds of things, Like, I think Captain Carry's the
27:30
right choice for what Bravo is trying to do. I did. There's a
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great New York Times article that just came out about Below Deck and kind of
27:38
the shifting of the series for this season and some of the things that the
27:44
showrunner wanted to work on and kind of elevate the show and saying like it's
27:49
really hard to change the show because so much of it is just in place.
27:56
We're stuck in this world. But you know, like showing the Dinners
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with an isolated shot with Fraser explaining what the meal is and bringing some of
28:06
that to it, but also you know, acknowledging some of the mental issues
28:12
and that kind of thing that come up. Wow, that was a New
28:15
York Times article. Yeah yeah, yeah, when was this It was in
28:19
It must have it's in the last couple of days. Yeah. Wow,
28:23
that's so cool. I did not catch that. Thank you for telling me.
28:29
I guess I could. I mean, Captain Carrey really is coming in
28:32
at the right time. It's the right time in the right place for Captain
28:34
Carrey, you know what I mean. Like if we could just turn him
28:37
into a housewife and put him on every in every city and every show,
28:44
we would really be covered because he would be able to like clean up everyone's
28:48
messes and just kind of set us on the right path. But he's there
28:52
to make friends. A lot of times they're not there to make friends,
28:56
but he's there to make friends. He's gonna blow his top next week though,
28:59
he's gonna this is mine. There's only so far you can go with
29:02
that, you know, Like he's like, all right, I can't do
29:04
this anymore. You're all pissing me off. You didn't what are you doing?
29:10
And I love the way he talks. I mean, you can't get
29:12
any better than hearing him say, what was the the word turquoise? I
29:17
was like, what was that word? Talk? Ois? That color change
29:23
from deep blue to I was like, what he's talking about? The Caraco
29:30
Island that's just north of they It's just absolutely amazing. I mean, it's
29:37
so sexy, this oiland is sixy you go to Marine Lois, the reef,
29:44
the coral to what what oh, Captain Carrie sexy, that old change.
30:03
He he's like also so excited every day. There's nothing about it that
30:08
he's bored of at all, including dealing with people. You know, He's
30:15
kind of like a Captain Sandy because she's very much like a God dang it,
30:19
I love the sea like she doesn't get sick of it, whereas Captain
30:25
Lee is like god damn it, Like he's pretty pissed off, like anything
30:29
can push him over the edge, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah,
30:32
yeah, yeah, you're right. Sandy and Carrie both have like this
30:34
sense of wonder that you kind of want. Because I'm I'm excited about water
30:41
toys, so I'm glad that they are too. I'm excited about seeing the
30:45
color change between a light blue and a deep blue. Yes, yeah,
30:52
And I do like Captain Lee. Don't get me wrong, I'm just saying
30:56
icon. I mean he we would be nowhere without Captain Lee. No,
30:59
and and really we can't appreciate the Captain Carrey's and the Captain Sandy's without having
31:03
a Captain Lee, correct. I mean Captain Lee is very much like a
31:08
pirate, you know, he's very much an old school you know. Yeah,
31:14
and he didn't take shit, and you really, especially as the show
31:18
was introduced and airing forever, like with all those personalities, you kind of
31:23
wanted Captain Lee to be like shut the fuck up, right like you wanted
31:27
that. Yeah, yeah, I think it's it's kind of and we might
31:32
have that back and I'll be happy with that too. It's just kind of
31:34
nice to hear different people in charge. Yeah, right right, Yeah,
31:40
it's nice. But what an incredible you know, one eighty to do from
31:45
Captain Lee into Captain Carrey. Yes, it's the same show. I mean,
31:49
we are watching below deep, so it is wild to see him just
31:56
be grenity seem I can't whatever anyway. And then he's not going to put
32:04
up a ship, which is obviously where we're at with Jared. That's Jared.
32:12
It just reminded me of the Jewelry start. Damn, I should have
32:21
gotten that drop and put it in here. Oh it's funny, too bad,
32:25
so sad, so Jared. We pick up in this episode with Jared
32:31
and Kyle in the crew mess and Jared's drunk and just you know, reading
32:37
Kyle for filth and it's just not going well. And then Captain Carree,
32:43
you know, in order to be as positive and as strong of a leader
32:45
as he is, he's gonna need his gosh darn beauty sleep. And I
32:52
see such a light sleeper, because you know, a lot of these captains
32:55
sleep through full missiles firing when that crew gets back, when they're wasted.
33:02
And so I was curious, like about can he not wear earplugs? I
33:07
was, I was really surprised that that was waking him up when you consider
33:13
how loud it gets, even when there's people on there, when there's a
33:16
charter on it. Forget it? Is he not? I don't know?
33:21
Is his room like right next to the crew? Me? Mess? I
33:23
mean, is that what it is? Because not once? Oh you're right,
33:31
you're right, duh. I mean that was the main thing. Three
33:34
floors up, I can hear you whoo who Jared? That's jermy. I
33:43
mean not one time did we get a captain lee coming down, God damn
33:49
it go to bed. I mean maybe maybe, but really not frequently,
33:53
and it would have to be like almost the finale loud on the boat.
34:00
A couple dudes at a table, yes, and they weren't really talking that
34:07
loud, but yeah, three flow was up. I mean three flow was
34:10
up. That's crazy. Yeah, I just didn't understand that, So maybe
34:17
they'll I'm more confused about the acoustics on the boat now, I would like
34:22
to switch my confusion to that from Kate Middleton. Thank you, absolutely,
34:27
I think we should. This is certainly due time to pivot into the acoustics.
34:34
Is it that? Like you are the one who brought it to my
34:36
attention that there is a window underneath the hot tub, right, because you
34:44
can look up their feet, right, they were having sex in the hot
34:46
tubs. Still haven't seen that, but yeah, don't know where that is.
34:50
Is that above the globe? Is that what you're saying? It's above
34:52
the globe? And again, like a haunted house in a movie, I'm
34:55
not sure, Like I don't know. I get kind of turned around there.
35:00
I don't know where the doors are. So yeah, I'm like lost
35:02
in a cave on that boat. But I just remember seeing feet fucking in
35:07
the ceiling. Nothing like a good foot fuck, you know what I mean?
35:10
Just just for all those foot fetishes fetishists, that's what that's for.
35:17
Like who Saint David must have had a foot fetish to have put that in
35:22
there. Yeah, you don't believe me, so hard that I'm questioning myself
35:28
on this, But I'm pretty sure that was in one of the early episodes.
35:32
Are you sure it wasn't just an underwater cam looking up at the people
35:37
swimming? Well, no, they were having sex. Okay, no,
35:43
I wouldn't. I don't question you for a sight. You know what,
35:45
I'm not question I remember it perfectly. I think I'm right on this.
35:49
It was Kate Middleton in that hot tub. It was hiding founder, so
35:57
I haven't seen that yet. But the point is is that are there other
36:00
places on this vessel this vessel where there's just like random glass and that's where
36:08
the acoustics are bouncing off of to get three floors up to captain carry Yeah,
36:16
okay, that could be because you know, when you're in a spherical
36:22
room, you can be on one side of the room and you can hear
36:28
someone's conversation in your ear. That isn't a completely different room because the acoustics
36:32
are bouncing. So if in fact the crew mess has some sort of ocular
36:39
sphere like shape, this makes no, it doesn't make sense. I'm gonna
36:44
pull the ripcord out from under my spell. I don't get it. Whatever
36:47
Carrie's just looking to stir up trouble that maybe the producers were like, go
36:51
tell them to shut up, but he was woken up twice. I don't
36:57
get it. I don't get it, but you know, like what I
37:00
will say is I was so glad that Carrie could read the room quick enough
37:06
to be like, this is on Jared, not Kyle, not anybody else,
37:12
and even though Jared's in charge, I'm not going to talk to him.
37:15
First, I was so relieved as a viewer that Captain Carey got it.
37:20
He got it, and he was like, clean up, hit the
37:23
sick. And then in the morning he was like, Jared, come up
37:32
to the wheelhouse and then so or no, I'm not Jared yet he had
37:37
Kyle, and then he had Barbie in there and he's like, I want
37:40
to know the fix of the evening. So then Kyle told him kind of
37:45
what was going on, and then Barbie's like, yeah, Jared came into
37:49
my room and didn't knock. And then here we have amazing Captain Carey being
37:52
like did you feel threatened? Was it threatening behavior? And then she was
37:59
like well really, and Kyle was like slightly. And then I love that
38:05
he was like I think it was in his confessional where he goes he was
38:07
panding drinks, painding, he was painting. Then, Yeah, I felt
38:15
like if if he would have because so many times in the past, it's
38:22
like a captain would have talked to the boastin first or whoever was in charge,
38:29
right, and then this would have gone on for two to three more
38:32
episodes until something expensive gut was broken or somebody right, like the globe we
38:40
got to again protect it it all costs, or like there was just a
38:45
full staff meltdown in you know, like in front of the guests or you
38:52
know, but he got it, and he got it quick and took care
38:55
of it so fast, even though now the stakes are going to be crazy
39:00
high. Oh god, I mean this episode just went down like That's why
39:07
next week we see him losing his shit because these two crew members down.
39:12
Now I know, he's hauling four hundred pounds of luggage up. I mean
39:15
in his bare feet. You need some arch support, captain. Oh wait,
39:20
they never wear shoes on the boat. I know. Well, now
39:23
that's not true. They are wearing them more these days. I've noticed,
39:28
like Barbie is wearing a white soul sneaker. I noticed Toomey was wearing a
39:35
sneaker here and there. Have you seen a docksider ironically? No? I
39:43
you know what I'd love to see, you know, I'd like to see
39:45
more of on these below deck shows. I'd like to see some docksiders.
39:49
Oh, I don't think that that boat could handle the whiff from a bunch
39:53
of cruise sweaty docksiders. Jessica Lang the whiff of those shoes true? How
40:07
dare you right about my docksiders smells? Yeah? I mean docksiders. Those
40:21
were so great in the eighties. Oh my god. Yeah, I remember,
40:24
like those tie up Eastlands too, or you'd make the cool little ties
40:29
on them. Yeah, yeah, those were those were called weren't those called
40:35
ll Bean shoes? Well, the Eastland was a brand, and then ll
40:39
Bean they were the brown ones. They were basically like tie up docksiders.
40:44
Yeah, yep, yeah, yeah, I'd love to see. I have
40:45
a feeling those might come around back again. I thought they were, Yeah,
40:51
I thought they were. I don't know. I'm going to look for
40:54
a pair of dock siders for the summer. Why do you think I don't
40:58
remember the smell? Do you think that, but you can't wear them with
41:00
like bare feet without getting away with them. Oh no, no, no,
41:04
you be totally fine. It's just leather and hot, sweaty feet,
41:08
so you'll be totally great. I can't wait for that. I will talk
41:12
to you in the winter. Oh so it'll be bad. Maybe the technology
41:16
has changed. I mean I'm sure it has. Also it will it won't
41:22
matter. Just where those those hideaway socks or whatever. What are they called
41:28
the hide aweight bed socks? You know, just Murphy bed sock. Okay,
41:37
So Jared goes into the wheelhouse and Carry's like, all right, oh,
41:49
you had a discussion with you. I'm like, it's like revving up
41:52
this bad hard conversation. Wait, Carry's and uh, Jared's like, huh,
42:01
there's this the same face the whole time. I'm getting the boot.
42:07
H huh. I ain't staying. I ain't staying at this place. It
42:13
ain't this time. Huh exactly. And I don't blame you for this kind
42:20
of is firing of all time. It was so nice, wasn't it Like
42:28
it was like being fired by like an inspirational poster. I was like,
42:31
oh, yes, it was like an it was like a meme. You
42:37
know, yes, a positive meme. You're uh, you're leader, but
42:45
you're not right now. There's ah you've got ship going on, mate,
42:51
and uh it's not your fault. It's just, uh, you got to
42:53
take care of yourself right did not where you need to be right now?
43:00
And uh yeah it was nice joan worst enemy. Ah. I tried to
43:12
guide you with compatient in wave O. Wait, oh, I warned you
43:23
and the rest of the crew are having a great night out. I wanted
43:27
you to really have a great night out. Oh you got so pissed again.
43:37
You can't ache like that. Now you've got to deport the vessel.
43:43
Oh yeah. Jared just has an O face the whole time, like,
43:45
oh, oh I'm getting the boot face. Yeah, exactly, all right,
43:58
I feel great. Bye. It was He's like, I respect it,
44:04
I'll respect you. I'm glad, I'm sad, and now when I
44:07
see you, I ain't mad or whatever the fuck he says. Right,
44:15
Uh, this firing isn't just a fad because I'm just a lad. I
44:20
don't feel o oi. Okay, now you're talking, mate, Now you're
44:24
talking. That's my boy, that's my boy. Go get yourself a pair
44:30
of dorksiders. Go see your daughter that you never met and see you'll like.
44:37
I totally googled too. I was like, has Jared met his kid?
44:43
And I can't find answers to that. Jared's he's hold up in a
44:47
bar somewhere. I'm worried about him. No, I uh. I did
44:53
feel like, oh my god, this is gonna be so bad. But
44:58
to see him take it so well well and know that like it's not going
45:01
well and he's got to get a shit together made me feel good. And
45:07
they really dodged a bullet because he was on track to doing something horrible to
45:14
somebody else. He was an unsafe space and it was making everybody so nervous.
45:20
It was making as a viewer, I was really getting scared. Yeah,
45:24
I wasn't getting scared yet. I was just getting nervous. You're right.
45:30
And when you say I was, and I was, and I say
45:32
I wasn't, Yeah, you're right, you were getting so. Emily was
45:36
like, she called me last night, She's like, Amy, I'm scared.
45:38
I'm scared of Jerry in my closet laid on. No. Emily's like,
45:44
that's Jerry. She was like, it's fine. He needs to leave.
45:49
But it's okay. You weren't scared, No, I got you.
45:52
Yeah, I just I was getting nervous. But because of the pacing of
45:54
the show, I just assumed he had one more shot, because we always
46:00
have these moments where it's like that's it, but there's one more chance,
46:04
and then like usually that is the time they turn it around. M I
46:09
don't think Jared was going to turn it around, and he still would have
46:13
been fired. So I thought it was a great call. Great call.
46:17
Then Captain Carry gives Ben the boasin job and Ben with wet hair, and
46:23
that when he was down in the kitchen, he looks like the kid in
46:27
Avatar. When he was like jumping around in the kitchen with wet hair,
46:30
it's like the little boy. Yeah, it's fine. I don't like that
46:36
movie, but I was just like, Ben just looked like, yeah,
46:42
the human kid in Avatar. Anyway, Okay, sorry, yeah, that's
46:47
no need to see it. I don't even need to see it. Sorry,
46:51
Avatar heads. There's such a crossover between Below Deck fans and Avatar fans,
46:58
I mean apparently because the movie is like the highest grossing movie of all
47:00
time, and I'm like I will never ever. I bet you Captain Carrie
47:07
loves that movie just based on the color change of the blues. I mean,
47:12
yeah, sure, you're one hundred percent right. He's he's an Avatar
47:15
head totally. He loves the blue color that they are. I can't get
47:21
enough of these fucking avatars, the gorgeous, gorgeous blue avatars. Avatars,
47:29
gorgeous avatars, gorge Look at that blue, the way it changes around their
47:34
eyes to have different colors up there, almost like a peacock but a person,
47:40
but not everybody gets to the tree. What it's like, What we're
47:46
on the ocean? Carrie? Oh no, he watched another Avatar flick last
47:52
night. I can't hear my Avatar movie again. You're too loud. So
48:01
Ben is psyched. Carrie has a meeting with the crew to give him up,
48:07
get him up to speed on what's going on. Then they have a
48:09
preference sheet and meeting about the new gang coming on. We find out that
48:15
Barbie's mom is a sex therapist. Oh that was great because Sandy totally was
48:21
like, let's have this kind of like, let's how'd you find out about
48:23
the birds and bees? And then as soon as it got to Barbie.
48:28
The train left the station and Sandy's still trying to start it like okay,
48:32
yeah yeah yah sex. But so like I was, nobody cared after that,
48:37
nobody there's any money here? No? Yeah. And then Cat she
48:50
just wow, she took a real spiral down in this episode, and it
48:52
got I felt really bad for her. She got a call from her friend
48:55
Megan, who was just a mess, and I was like, Megan,
49:00
what are you doing? She cannot do anything like this is putting her in
49:05
such a bad position. I don't know the details because obviously Kat couldn't share
49:09
with us, but I just this is like one of those times that you
49:15
have to protect your your loved one from whatever is going on on the mainland,
49:22
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, you know, good, good
49:24
on Fraser. Because when I was watching it, just what we saw edited,
49:30
I was not proud of how I handled this because I was like,
49:35
well, I was just like, okay, Kat, like this is the
49:37
same phone call you just had when everybody went out, when you were crying
49:43
to your friend, having like a meltdown because you felt like you weren't included,
49:47
right, But then I and I was really glad, like again the
49:54
disadvantage of not seeing all the footage, not getting the whole vit. But
49:58
like by by the time that Fraser gets involved, I was like, good
50:04
on Fraser, because I'm afraid that with my thinking, it would have been
50:08
kind of like man like a herd mentality on like I'm having to do all
50:13
the fucking work and she's fucking upset again and I don't know what to do.
50:21
Like, based on that edit, I would like to think if I
50:23
was there, I would be more compassionate. But I was just like in
50:28
the moment, I was like, is this just what happens in this friend
50:30
group? They melt down and call each other and like, but I think
50:35
it was more severe than that. Well, it was very odd. I
50:38
mean it sounded like the friend was asking about the whereabouts of somebody and that
50:43
they haven't seen them and have you heard from them? Oh? Interesting?
50:49
Was also good on Cat that she had the wherewithal to take her mic off
50:55
and go in the bathroom. I mean that is not something that typically happens,
51:00
right, yeah, because you forget that you're filming. Yeah. Yeah,
51:06
And I think that if we didn't know Kat's story, you know her
51:10
everything about her growing up and stuff like that, we probably wouldn't have had
51:15
as much empathy. But knowing what she's been through, right, and Fraser
51:22
knowing this, yeah, he was probably like, this is already somebody who
51:25
has a lot of stuff going on to begin with, so you you have
51:30
to handle some Everyone is different, and so I think that just making the
51:35
call with her that like, she's at her breaking point and she shouldn't be
51:38
pushed any further and we should give her the opportunity to go home. Well
51:44
for her to she didn't have to take that opportunity. She obviously knew that
51:46
she was at a breaking point, so she was packing before he finished the
51:50
sentence. Yeah, she was done. Yeah, And honestly, even if
51:54
she wasn't, even if she was like I'm fine, I'm going to get
51:58
through this, I think by that point I was kind of turned against my
52:05
what the fuck mentality on it and just kind of like what the fuck,
52:08
Like what is going on? But I was willing to give her another shot
52:15
at not working on the boat. I'm like, not pulling her weight.
52:22
I think that there was another way they could have gone with it, which
52:24
is like just take some time, take the day, and then you know,
52:30
getting get back to work. That also could have happened, And there's
52:35
a very strong possibility that she would have been able to push through because sometimes
52:40
when you have things going on and it's completely out of your control and you
52:46
spiral about it, but then you kind of get back in the mode of
52:50
like, well, there's nothing I can do about leaving and going to deal
52:52
with this. It's not my job, it's not my responsibility. I mean,
52:57
obviously depends on the situation. I don't know what the situation was,
53:00
but you know, she could have reasoned with herself and said, this is
53:07
my life. You know, I can't just quit any time that my friend
53:10
calls me crying. You know, I have to have boundaries. And so
53:15
I think that it could have gone a different way and she could have possibly
53:21
made it through to the end and maybe learned a lesson about like pushing through
53:25
stuff and like being able to I don't know, push yourself emotionally and grown
53:34
in that way. It could have gone in different ways. What I'm trying
53:37
to say, it could have. It could have, It could have.
53:40
I mean, but again, maybe Fraser knew more details about the situation than
53:45
obviously we do, because we don't know so, yeah, but his compassion
53:49
was incredible. It was really incredible. Yeah, and he seems to be
53:53
on a better footing with Barbie. Yeah, and so compassionate, because there
53:58
was a minute there when it felt like it was one or the other,
54:00
and that did not make sense to me. Last week. I was like,
54:04
yeah, I remember under the bus. Yeah. Well anyway, Barbie,
54:08
uh yeah. So now they're starting this new charter with two crew people
54:16
down. Oh my god, wait before one more thing about Kat, how
54:21
about when she leaves in the middle of the of the charter. I'm sorry.
54:24
It was like the first day that she left, because when they had
54:28
the sushi lunch, when they first got on there and Kat dropped all of
54:31
those those chopsticks, I was like, oh my god, the noise was
54:38
amazing, Like it was just a grassy and she I would be like Walther,
54:44
But for her to have no response to that, I was like,
54:46
oh wow, she's really yeah. Yeah, I mean it was after the
54:51
lunch and then I was thinking, like, I think I would be dropping
54:54
shit all the time, that is what I thought. When I saw that,
54:58
I was like I would be frazzled, and like also, it just
55:04
like sounded like pickup sticks. You know, I'm like, oh, let's
55:07
play a game. The Marti Gras dinner, Surf and Turf dinner was incredible.
55:15
I mean, Anthony is really killing it in the kitchen. He's absolutely
55:19
amazing. And I did love these charter guests for a while by how many
55:23
compliments they were giving. They just couldn't stop about it. Oh my god,
55:28
this is so good, Oh my god, this is amazing. I
55:30
love that we got to see them enjoying it until they joked about Fraser's name
55:35
and calling him Flesher, which is just so patronizing and so demeaning and well,
55:39
but even before that, when the woman was like, oh, he's
55:43
eyeing up my husband, I was like, girl, oh, I didn't
55:45
hear that. She said that right before the Fletcher thing, and I was
55:51
like, oh, god, stop it, that's gross. And Fraser goes.
56:01
I love him so much, I know, I mean knowing how like
56:09
he seems to have like the greatest comebacks and just like he's so funny and
56:15
he like, I don't know how he keeps it together with his sarcasm sometimes
56:20
with the guests, but he's a pro. He is truly still be that
56:23
bitch there you go Frazer. So Sunny is very attracted to Ben because he's
56:31
now a Bosun, which is great, and their avatar an avatar, and
56:36
and they're going strong. Oh this is well. Cat's already well, we
56:42
kind of like already took Kat off of the boat. But before that,
56:45
she was really dropping the ball with the rooms. I mean, she just
56:49
she's not She wasn't getting it, you know, and poor Sandy was just
56:52
like trying to figure. She's like, where's the caddie? Like, what's
56:55
going on? You don't you don't even have a radio. The sinks aren't
56:59
done. Check them mirror, like what is happening? Right? I almost
57:04
feel like, I mean, maybe they're better off just to know it's not
57:08
done and to do it. Yeah, because I feel like half of a
57:15
Zandy and half a Barbie could do one cat easily, Like half any I'll
57:21
take half a Zanny and I won't get anything done. I just feel like
57:29
they can handle this, but with what without a crew member to set like
57:34
a you know, somebody on deck to maybe jump down and help with something
57:37
that's going to be it's going to be. I wonder who they're going to
57:40
bring on. We get to that dude. Well, they that do that.
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They showed that all the gals are like huba habba, remember like my
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dad all of a sudden. Yeah, I definitely think there's a new go
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on n cis Ah. She's prettier than them girls on JAG. I don't
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say that lately. Wow, that speaks volumes. Yeah, I didn't.
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I don't know if I saw that. I don't know how I didn't.
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But yeah, so he's a real pretty boy. Like he looks very like
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like pretty there's he doesn't look rugged, okay, but they all are like
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falling over themselves. He's got like long kind of he looks like Okay,
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yeah, is it or is it not? Avatar hair? Is he blue?
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Send him back? I don't want any non avatar crew on this vessel.
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I liked the deep blues. I like it when it changes colors and
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blues. I love blues clues. What kind of blue though, like or
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what kind of maureene blue, sea blue, sea foam blue? And what's
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another kind of blue? Ocean blue? Okay, sunset blue, that's when
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the sunsets seating on the water and the blue changes into a different color blue.
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Okay, Wow, I had no idea dark blue tis. Oh,
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now that one I've never heard of. You haven't heard of, you haven't
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hadis Nope. Maybe pull me up from laundry so I can see what you're
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talking about when you get down there, Get down there anyway, gotta go
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carrying the weight on this vessel. All right? Where do we going?
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What are we? What are we saying? Uh? Oh, guys,
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speaking of that's guess what? Have you gotten your tickets for star? Uh?
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Wait? Have you gotten your tickets for Stars at Sea? Check it
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I'm going to be taking a three hour comedy boat tour with you,
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guys. It's on the Pacific. It is April six in Los Angeles.
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Please get your tickets. It's going to be a nautical, nautical fun time
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and uh just join me. It's gonna be great, you guys. Emily
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will be there, Deanna's going to be there. Well, people have gotten
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their tickets already. It's going to be a blast. I'm Dan and I
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to talk about UK Traders because we're obsessed with Season one UK Traders right now.
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Oh yeah, this might be a good time to say that like,
1:00:45
we're going to be dipping into Traders UK. Yes, very Australia and Australia,
1:00:53
so this is gonna be hot to trut to Trader Trader. Thank you
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