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Hour 3 - The Man Who Saved College Football · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 2: So here in our number three, how do you classify?
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Speaker 2: President Trump saying that his new executive order has quote
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Speaker 2: saved college sports in America. The White House also claimed
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Speaker 2: that the common sense reality is college sports are different
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Speaker 2: than professional sports. Is that really common sense? And where
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Speaker 2: are you at on? North Carolina coach Bill Belichick noting
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Speaker 2: how quickly college players show improvement compared to players in
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Speaker 1: Right now. It's our number.
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Speaker 2: Three, the man that saved college football?
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Speaker 1: Eh, eh, And I don't know about that one. I
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Speaker 1: don't know about that one.
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Speaker 1: That, and we'll check back in a few minutes.
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Speaker 2: But from the intersection of sports and politics, and I
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Speaker 2: thought this was an interesting story. I've wondered for a
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Speaker 2: couple of years how this is going to play out.
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Speaker 2: And I don't believe this is the final act. I
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Speaker 2: don't believe if you don't know what I'm talking about, maxplay.
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Speaker 2: So the President of the United States, Donald Trump, signed
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Speaker 2: an executive order.
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Speaker 1: That's the power of the president.
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Speaker 2: So the President signed in executive order aimed at protecting
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Speaker 2: student athletes you know, I love that term, and collegiate
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Speaker 2: athletic scholarships and opportunities, while at the same time prohibiting
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Speaker 2: third party those evil third party pay for play payments
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Speaker 2: to these athletes, which have been going on. It's the
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Speaker 2: wild wild West, been going on for some time. So
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Speaker 2: of note, as our friend Eddie used to say, games
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Speaker 2: of note, in this case, executive order. Points of note.
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Speaker 2: The way it works. The prohibition, if you will, on
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Speaker 2: third party payments does not does not extend to what
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Speaker 2: they call fair market you compensation, so long as that
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Speaker 2: party has a legitimate business interest. So to rephrase that
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Speaker 2: the executive order does not target brand endorsements, meaning Wall
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Speaker 2: Street big companies with local and national operations, for instance.
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Speaker 2: So let us discuss the question how do you classify?
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Speaker 2: President Trump saying that his executive order has quote saved
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Speaker 2: college sports. So I've got waffle House, Johnny Depp, and
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Speaker 1: Right. Now, first of all, we'll start with this.
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Speaker 2: So President Trump says, the legislation is opposed to protect
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Speaker 2: student athletes, scholarships, Olympic sports, and the uniquely American institution
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Speaker 2: of college sports. So let's break this down. Let's decipher
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Speaker 2: what this really means. Now, the term student athlete is
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Speaker 2: a weasel term. So right away, when you say protect
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Speaker 2: student athlete, that was a term.
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Speaker 1: I don't need to go through the whole rant. I've
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Speaker 1: done it for years.
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Speaker 2: The NCAA came up with that because people were dying
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Speaker 2: and there were lawsuits in order to get out of
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Speaker 2: having to pay workers comp They said, listen, these are
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Speaker 2: not employees, they are student athletes. And they just kept
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Speaker 2: shoving it down people's throats for years. They just cooked
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Speaker 2: up the term and that's it. So that right away
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Speaker 2: was a red flag. But the way I read it,
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Speaker 2: this is a coldgate story or go at the behest
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Speaker 2: of some powerful people who are boosters, people that support
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Speaker 2: college football. Trump is trying to stuff the Colgate toothpaste
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Speaker 2: back in the tube. Spoiler alert. It's already all over
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Speaker 2: the counter, all right, it's dripping down. The toothpaste is
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Speaker 2: not going back in the tube.
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Speaker 1: Good luck.
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Speaker 2: So let me break this down to you like you're
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Speaker 2: five years old, because you're probably so drunk right now,
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Speaker 2: you're acting like you're five years old. This is nothing
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Speaker 2: but a show. It's performative, is what it is. And
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Speaker 2: mark my words, and I'm never wrong about this. If
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Speaker 2: you think that this is going to stop the third
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Speaker 2: party pay for play payments, you are a dumbo.
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Speaker 1: Is what you are.
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Speaker 2: You are.
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Speaker 1: Okay, it's not going to stop it. It's just going
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Speaker 1: to move it.
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Speaker 2: Listen, the big players involved in this are not just
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Speaker 2: going to all of a sudden go away. Ain't going
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Speaker 2: to stop this massive side hustle. And the other thing
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Speaker 2: here that stands out is when they say fair market value,
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Speaker 2: what's fair market value to you is likely not fair
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Speaker 2: market value to me. Who decides what the fair market is.
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Speaker 2: That's also gonna be a debate. There'll be a bunch
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Speaker 2: of lawsuits about this as well. And it's it's not
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Speaker 2: completely locked in as I understand it. There's like everything
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Speaker 2: in Washington and politics, there's a lot of red tape
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Speaker 2: and moving parts and all this. But as far as
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Speaker 2: the boosters the side house, it's just gonna encourage those
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Speaker 2: old school back alley Sopranos style those Manila envelopes. With
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Speaker 2: the payouts of the cash. You're gonna have some tight
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Speaker 2: end who wants to go to Alabama, who's gonna meet
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Speaker 2: with some guy at a waffle house at three in
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Speaker 2: the morning with a stack of cash, and then they'll
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Speaker 2: go out to the parking lot and they'll hug and
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Speaker 2: then the envelope will be handed over, just like the
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Speaker 2: good old days, right, just like the old old and
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Speaker 2: the White House.
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Speaker 1: The other thing that they talk about competitive balance.
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Speaker 2: Okay, does anyone think that all of a sudden, we're
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Speaker 2: gonna have this great parody in college athletics, like you
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Speaker 2: think Vanderbilt all of a sudden, for example, over there
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Speaker 2: in Nashville is gonna figure things out. Or in Piscataway,
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Speaker 2: New Jersey, where you can listen to the Ben Mallor show,
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Speaker 2: Rutgers is going to put a good championship level team
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Speaker 2: on the field. Come on, and we know that the
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Speaker 2: Southeastern Conference and the Big Ten elites are going to
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Speaker 2: eat everybody else alive.
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Speaker 1: The top schools.
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Speaker 2: You're gonna have Georgia, Alabama, Ohio State, the usual suspects.
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Speaker 1: That are gonna be there, and it's just gonna be
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Speaker 1: more of the same. So no, don't tell me it's
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Speaker 1: competitive balance. It's not about competitive ballots. Now.
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Speaker 2: Secondly, in this political firestorm, the White House also claimed
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Speaker 2: that this new legislation the common sense They said, the
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Speaker 2: common sense reality.
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Speaker 1: That's their verbiage.
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Speaker 2: Common sense reality is college sports are different than professional sports.
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Speaker 2: So is that really common sense? So my response to.
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Speaker 1: That is I've got forwards. Give me a break.
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Speaker 2: Okay, Now, that might be true if you're talking about rowing.
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Speaker 1: Or women's field hockey. I would agree that they're not professional.
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Speaker 2: However, are we supposed to sit here and pretend that
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Speaker 2: top level college football and to a lesser degree, because
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Speaker 2: college basketball.
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Speaker 1: Has been marginalized.
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Speaker 2: People only give a rats ask about college basketball for
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Speaker 2: their office bracket, and that's for about a month and
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Speaker 2: a half a year. But those are still shadow pro league,
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Speaker 2: especially football, and some of them are basically full blown
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Speaker 2: businesses dressed up. They've got all the pomp and circumstances
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Speaker 2: and the nostalgia of major universities, the.
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Speaker 1: School colors, the.
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Speaker 2: Traditions, the marching band, all that the players transfer like
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Speaker 2: their free agents.
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Speaker 1: Even it's actually more player friendly the portal.
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Speaker 2: Than it is in the professional sports that are traditional.
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Speaker 2: You've got agents, now you've got marketing deals. You've got
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Speaker 2: coaches who make more money than the governors of many
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Speaker 2: of these states. And yet they still use these phrases
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Speaker 2: like student athlete and amateurism and they're just marketing terms.
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Speaker 1: They are just marketing terms. It is big business, baby is.
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Speaker 2: What is the only thing separating big time college football
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Speaker 2: and the NFL is the age of the players and
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Speaker 2: having to pretend like you're going to school.
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Speaker 1: That's it.
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Speaker 2: So again on this one, President Trump can stand there
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Speaker 2: and act like he's protecting the purity of college athletics.
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Speaker 2: But let's be really, that ship has left the port,
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Speaker 2: all right. It went out to sea, and it became
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Speaker 2: a ghost ship and it was floating, and then it
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Speaker 2: was looted by Johnny Depp playing Captain Jack Sparrow, who
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Speaker 2: then sank that ship to the bottom of the sea.
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Speaker 2: And so what President the President did is really what
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Speaker 2: he's really doing here is pandering, right, And this is
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Speaker 2: all politicians pander. Everyone does it both sides of the aisle.
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Speaker 2: He's pandering to the nostalgic crowd. It's like, oh, it's
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Speaker 2: not right, what's going on here and.
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Speaker 1: Using the term student athlete and all that.
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Speaker 2: Just when I saw that, I was like, oh my god,
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Speaker 2: here we go again. Here we go again. So I've
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Speaker 2: done shows over the years with guys that were college
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Speaker 2: athletes back and you know, many years ago, and they
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Speaker 2: told me how it works.
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Speaker 1: They told me the whole thing, how you got.
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Speaker 2: The money from the boosters and all that, and so
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Speaker 2: let's just they'll go back to that old formula if
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Speaker 2: they have to.
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Speaker 1: So now you go, you'll be able to double dip.
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Speaker 2: You'll do the the docy doe, right, doc doll, the
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Speaker 2: double dip the whole thing, because you'll not only get
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Speaker 2: the corporate money, which will be announced, then you'll get
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Speaker 2: the other side money and that will not be announced,
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Speaker 2: and that's tax free money.
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Speaker 1: Final thought to.
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Speaker 2: ACC football, at least for now. We learned that North
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Speaker 2: Carolina the tar Hills planning on relocating. They would like
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Speaker 2: to go to the Southeastern Conference with neveryone. But that's
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Speaker 2: not the story here. So where are you at on
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Speaker 2: North Carolina coach Bill Belichick? Yes, that Bill Belichick noting
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Speaker 2: how quickly college players this is.
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Speaker 1: During his rant, he had some media.
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Speaker 2: Availability and Bill Belichick ranted about how quickly today's college
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Speaker 2: football players show improvement compared to players in the NFL.
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Speaker 2: Belichick said, because you could never wear pads in pro
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Speaker 2: football in the offseason. So where are you at on
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Speaker 2: that one? So this is my first observation, classic Bellacheckian verbiage,
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Speaker 2: Like he's still he's not just coaching, he's like a lobbyist.
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Speaker 1: He's lobbying.
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Speaker 2: And this is a guy who spent decades manipulating everything
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Speaker 2: he could possibly manipulate in the NFL.
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Speaker 1: To try to gain a competitive advantage and tiptoeing on
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Speaker 1: the line every once in a while.
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Speaker 2: He crossed the line. And now he's not even in
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Speaker 2: the NFL. He's still throwing some shade at the league. Right,
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Speaker 2: He's throwing some shade at the NFL, and he's essentially
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Speaker 2: calling them like a glorified flag football tournament.
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Speaker 1: That's what it sounded like to me. And spoiler alert,
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Speaker 1: spoiler alert, he's not wrong. He's not wrong.
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Speaker 2: Like the NFL every time they wanted to get a
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Speaker 2: give back in their negotiation with the union, apparently the
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Speaker 2: union they have no clue what they're doing. It's a
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Speaker 2: it's a total clown show. It's always been that way,
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Speaker 2: but they've been exposed recently.
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Speaker 1: I need two.
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Speaker 2: Parking places for my Porsche. I want to honor OJ
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Speaker 2: And that's just the tip the tip of the spirit.
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Speaker 2: So anyway, the give back, the NFL says, well, we
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Speaker 2: want to play an extra game. The players say, we're lazy,
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Speaker 2: we don't want to work that hard. Can we not
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Speaker 2: practice in pads? The NFL says, sure in the offseason,
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Speaker 2: we don't care. The NFL says, well, we want to
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Speaker 2: we want to change the cap a little bit. The
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Speaker 2: players say, okay, can we limit the amount of practice
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Speaker 2: tackling that we do.
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Speaker 1: The NFL says, okay, so what anything the NFL owners want.
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Speaker 2: All they have to do is make it softer for
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Speaker 2: the player, and the players like, okay, we'll give that
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Speaker 2: back because we want to stalk.
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Speaker 1: So Belichick's not wrong.
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Speaker 2: The NFL has turned into a pilates class at this point.
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Speaker 2: A lot of these offseason practice, no pads, no contact.
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Speaker 2: It's the underwear Olympics. Yeah, you have to wear helmets,
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Speaker 2: but that's just for the fun. It's mostly a walkthrough situation. Now.
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Speaker 2: In comparison, as I understand it, the college environment, they're
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Speaker 2: out there. If you compare it side by side, you
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Speaker 2: do the Pepsi challenge to the NFL. They're actually out
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Speaker 2: there cracking skulls like the good old days compared to.
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Speaker 1: What the NFL does.
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Speaker 2: And so Bill Belichick's whole thing with the Patriots, and
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Speaker 2: this is a bit of an excuse, is.
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Speaker 1: Like, Hey, his mantra was, I'm gonna build a tough team.
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna build a.
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Speaker 2: Physical team that will end up doing well when the
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Speaker 2: weather turns nasty in New England late in the year
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Speaker 2: and trench warfare and all this, and the last couple
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Speaker 2: of years he was with the Patriots, he was stuck
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Speaker 2: watching NFL players do synchronize stretching in the offseason.
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Speaker 1: And that was it.
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Speaker 2: And so yeah, he's bitter Bill, bitter Bill. He's got
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Speaker 2: that bitter Bill Belichick face BBB.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, not the Brazilian butt lift. That's bbl BBB. That's
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Speaker 1: check and the.
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Speaker 2: League in that respect because the players are they're a flower,
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Speaker 2: they're pussy willows. They newter that advantage that Belichick had,
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Speaker 2: and he also picked bad players. And he's not just
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Speaker 2: prodding the NFL. It is not just a prod of
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Speaker 2: the NFL. He's mocking the players in the NFL. And
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Speaker 2: he's throwing a couple of Haymakers soft product. It's a
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Speaker 2: soft product. And he says it without saying it's the
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Speaker 2: passive aggressive Belichick. It's like he's saying it, and then
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Speaker 2: them the bird. Sometimes I'll even give him a double bird,
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Speaker 2: but they can't see it, and I'll pretend like I'm
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Speaker 2: just driving along here, but I'm giving them. That's the
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Speaker 2: passive aggressive pushback, and that's what Belichick.
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Speaker 1: Do you follow me?
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Speaker 2: Bill?
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Speaker 6: No?
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Speaker 1: Ben does, but I don't. I'm not on there. There's
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Speaker 1: part of that. Back to it, Back to it we go.
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Speaker 2: As we roll our way through the late night hours,
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Speaker 2: a lot of hot Hulk Cogan talk.
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Speaker 1: There were a few haters.
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Speaker 2: There's always a few hater anytime somebody dies who's a
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Speaker 2: public figure.
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Speaker 1: Uh, there's there's in this. And Hulk did some stuff.
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Speaker 1: Let's not pretend like he didn't.
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Speaker 2: That deserves some critique. And and that has happened as well.
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Speaker 1: That has happened as well. We're gonna pay off the
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Speaker 1: mallor riddle of the day in a mall. May I
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Speaker 1: know that's exciting? Are you excited here? You are? Yeah?
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Speaker 2: All right, So we'll get to that right now. And
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Speaker 2: lame jokes of the week coming up. We'll take some
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Speaker 2: calls as well. But let's go to the very important,
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Speaker 2: very important.
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Speaker 1: Riddle of the day.
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Speaker 2: The Savannah Bananas. The Savannah Bananas a traveling bard and
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Speaker 2: storming baseball team, the baseball answer to the Harlem Globetrotters,
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Speaker 2: the Savannah Bananas. A player for that team went viral
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Speaker 2: for blanking on CNN live, did live on CNN. That
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Speaker 2: is the riddle of the day. Let's see what is
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Speaker 2: the answer. Let's see enye meanie manual oh wdae checking
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Speaker 2: in there ninety five to three, they say, hello, we're
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Speaker 2: on there right now.
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Speaker 1: Look at that and their social media.
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Speaker 2: Let's see King Roy says he was arrested. The Savannah
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Speaker 2: Banana guy arrested. He revealed his true identity by emerging
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Speaker 2: from within the banana peel. That's from malor prop guy.
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Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Page down?
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Speaker 2: He did some long division long division random Ryan in
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Speaker 2: Carolina says, announcing that he's taking his talents to Montgomery
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Speaker 2: to join the Biscuits. Has anyone gone from a bananas
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Speaker 2: to the Biscuits? How about a banana biscuit?
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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, like a banana?
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Speaker 4: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Banana?
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Speaker 5: Yes?
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Speaker 1: Who says no? Yeah?
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Speaker 2: Late Night Drug Tester says promoting The Animal Thunderdome with
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Speaker 2: Danny G. Yeah, so on the Fifth Hour podcast if
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Speaker 2: you listen to that Danny G who used to work
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Speaker 2: on this show and now works on the daytime show
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Speaker 2: with Covino and Rich. But Danny is supposed to do
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Speaker 2: a podcast with Klay Travis called The Animal Thunderdome. The
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Speaker 2: problem is Klay Travis is like he replaced rush Limbass,
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Speaker 2: so Clay's got like a big time radio job.
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Speaker 1: He's got a bunch of other stuff, so.
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Speaker 2: They keep pushing it back. It's been multiple years, so
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Speaker 2: it's like a running gag. On the podcast, bird Dog
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Speaker 2: says eating his Flintstone Vitamins wardrobe malfunction from the Sawman,
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Speaker 2: praising Don Lemon from Eke he cut two Savannah bananas
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Speaker 2: and blankety blank from Stevie Meatballs. Justin got this right,
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Speaker 2: bad job by him. Mike the Leprechaun says, for twerking
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Speaker 2: with a rubber chicken.
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Speaker 1: No, that's what you do. Mike Leprekaan, you did it right.
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Speaker 1: He played with his chicken right in front of me
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Speaker 1: in studio. No one's ever played with their chicken in studio.
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Speaker 1: He did. Mike the Leprecaun, you peg you played with
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Speaker 1: your chicken. What else? Well, let's see.
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Speaker 2: Robbie the Mariner fan says went viral for doing a
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Speaker 2: certain act with a baseball bat. Chris and Kentucky says
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Speaker 2: he went viral feeding the Mallard chicken fingers. That would
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Speaker 2: have been good. Uh giving birth from Johnny Q. That's
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Speaker 2: pretty funny giving birth?
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Speaker 1: Uh a far out, Dave says doing the double corn dog. Wow.
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Speaker 2: Douglas, a Savannah banana player went streaking on CNN.
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Speaker 1: That's Douglas in Mississippi. Brian says he revealed the Epstein files.
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Speaker 2: Wow, that would be that would be something to all right,
24:46
Speaker 2: enough of that.
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Speaker 1: That is the riddle. The Canuck guy got it right?
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Speaker 1: Do you have an answer? Lorena?
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Speaker 4: Here?
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Speaker 2: It is the Mallard Riddle of the day. A Savannah
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Speaker 2: banana that's a traveling baseball team. Savannah banana player recently
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Speaker 2: went viral. Were blanking live on CNN.
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Speaker 1: I think he ripped his pants.
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Speaker 2: No, so this guy was trying to the guy was
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Speaker 2: trying to show off how athletic, how amazing these players are.
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Speaker 1: So he did a backflip, he did a face plat.
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Speaker 2: He did not complete the backflip, and he went right
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Speaker 2: face first into the set there on CNN.
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Speaker 1: Have you seen the video? Have you have you seen
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Speaker 1: the video?
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Speaker 4: Oh Jesus, Oh yeah.
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Speaker 1: Oh there it is to a plan again. Played again.
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Speaker 1: This is great. Play again, here we go.
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Speaker 7: Oh Jesus, that that what you just saw. There is
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Speaker 7: a brand new twist on America's favorite pastime.
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Speaker 1: Mister smooth anchor guy on TV. Oh that was intentional.
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Speaker 1: A guy just broke his face.
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Speaker 8: And then he gets up and says that never happens.
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Speaker 1: Oh oh man, that is uh oh Jesus.
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Speaker 2: I think Jesus would have pulled that off. But the
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Speaker 2: Savannah Banana person did not pull it so good.
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Speaker 1: Oh it's so great.
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Speaker 2: That's like Red Panda, Remember when she fell down the
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Speaker 2: halftime performer.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, like she never does that, and she fell down.
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Speaker 2: It was like, oh no, Red Panda fell down while
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Speaker 2: she's trying to balance plates on her head.
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Speaker 1: That's never supposed to happen. But she but it happened.
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Speaker 1: So anyway, there there you go.
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Speaker 2: All right, let's see here, let's go back to the phones,
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Speaker 2: and who do we have any meenie miney mo.
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Speaker 1: Let's say a little Poppy in San Diego. Hello, Poppy, Welcome.
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Speaker 8: Hey, what's going on? Brother? How's it going for the Hawks?
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Speaker 8: From any out there? You know, it's the great honor
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Speaker 8: to hear you guys right here. Brother, Hey, Well, like Hong,
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Speaker 8: you know, like he was a great role model from him,
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Speaker 8: you know, growing up, I was.
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Speaker 6: Great monologue in the first hour.
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Speaker 8: You know, you got a lot of great calls, you know,
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Speaker 8: from the old school cats waking up and waking up
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Speaker 8: their inner kids, child and whole. Colgan a great role
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Speaker 8: model for us. I remember, like, you know, as a
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Speaker 8: kid going up, I want to just like you, Ben Mallard.
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Speaker 8: We would go with the ice creaman and the rober
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Speaker 8: neighborhood into the ice cream and I would want to
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Speaker 8: get the wwe you know, WW have ice cream bars
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Speaker 8: and whenever there was a big pay per view, like
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Speaker 8: there was always a friend in the neighborhood. We had cable.
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Speaker 8: But back in the day's, guys, it's not like right
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Speaker 8: now you can watch everything online and everything. We had
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Speaker 8: to go in the neighborhood and there was a friend
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Speaker 8: that his dad. He had like a cable box. It
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Speaker 8: was jel broken and we would watch like pay per
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Speaker 8: views and all the big So you know.
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Speaker 2: You knew a guy, Poppy, you knew a guy. You
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Speaker 2: have to know a guy as a kid, even a
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Speaker 2: little kid.
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Speaker 1: Poppy, a guy. You knew a guy in the in
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Speaker 1: the neighborhood.
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Speaker 8: We knew a guy in the neighborhood and we would
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Speaker 8: all go there like you know, and it's it's it's
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Speaker 8: uh you know, we would watch that pay per view,
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Speaker 8: like for example, coming up at SummerSlam, and it's going
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Speaker 8: to be in New York, right, all the wrestling fans
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Speaker 8: out there, and yeah, we would go there and watch
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Speaker 8: the SummerSlam and we would uh, you know, have a
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Speaker 8: good time and uh you know. I would even have merch,
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Speaker 8: like getting that home Colgan merch. You would have to
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Speaker 8: go to kmart. I would go to kmart to go
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Speaker 8: get some merchant home Klogan. But you know it's uh
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Speaker 8: uh and every.
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Speaker 2: Day the whull Cogan, the plastic dolls they had that doll,
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Speaker 2: the little action figures or whatever.
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Speaker 1: But they had that kind of stuff.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and now remember there was a car I forget
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Speaker 2: the name. There was a cartoon yea too, there was
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Speaker 2: a wrestling cartoon. But then they would like go from
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Speaker 2: that into the actual wrestling and they had like the
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Speaker 2: they had the Light card. It was like the card
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Speaker 2: where they had the star wrestlers against the generic.
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Speaker 1: No names that you didn't know who they were.
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Speaker 2: They were just there so they could the star could
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Speaker 2: win and they could move on to the to the
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Speaker 2: next match.
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Speaker 8: Ye there was like a little ring I don't know
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Speaker 8: to remember, Ben Mally, you had a little ring onder
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Speaker 8: you put the wrestlers and they would like vibrate and
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Speaker 8: they would like fight each other like you would watch
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Speaker 8: the live fighting like hul Cogan versus an Ultimate Warrior,
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Speaker 8: you know, and they were like rumble. You know.
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Speaker 6: It was it was great.
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Speaker 8: You know even when Lorena putting the music, I was
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Speaker 8: even jumping some good job on your and I'm putting
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Speaker 8: that music.
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Speaker 2: Look at this, this is like the great it took
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Speaker 2: Hulk Hogan to die for Poppy to make a good
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Speaker 2: call to the show.
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Speaker 1: Look at this unbelievable. I mean, who else has to die?
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Speaker 1: For you to make another good call.
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Speaker 8: Well well not not that, but you know there's a
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Speaker 8: great role model. You know, I had a you know,
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Speaker 8: relived as well. Thanks for that to my mentor, thanks
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Speaker 8: to you bringing the better calls out there. And not
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Speaker 8: only that, I just wanted to tell you guys. Right here,
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Speaker 8: beautiful San Diego. You know, it's a comic Con week
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Speaker 8: and all these crazy gurds are out there, going everywhere,
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Speaker 8: and I can't wait for Coop to loop for Ris,
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Speaker 8: for Hollywood. You know, all these dirts out here freaking crazy.
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Speaker 8: We're in their Coma Kong gear, they have their necklace
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Speaker 8: with Dexter Fantastic four. It's just crazy bananas right here
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Speaker 8: in Comic Con in downtown San Diego. You might even
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Speaker 8: if you don't got tickets. I just can walk around
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Speaker 8: and get get the freestyles. That's what I do. You know,
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Speaker 8: go outside network and who knows, I might meet a
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Speaker 8: famous producer and you know what, I'm gonna tell them
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Speaker 8: up in Mountain like we want Benny versus a Penny
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Speaker 8: Season three.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know we're still trust me.
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Speaker 2: I want that more than anything, but it hasn't happened yet.
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Speaker 1: All Right, I gotta go thank you, Bob. Make it out.
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Speaker 1: You say your prayers and take your vitamins or whatever,
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Speaker 1: like all Cogan.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go to Tony in the Bay Area. What's
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Speaker 2: going on, Tony?
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Speaker 6: Say?
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Speaker 1: We got lame jokes coming up. Tony's in the Bay Area. Hello, Tony.
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Speaker 8: When David goes to the door's locker room, he's like
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Speaker 8: a batter with two strikes. He doesn't want to get
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Speaker 8: kind of looking.
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Speaker 2: Thanks Ben, All right, let's go to Let's go to
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Speaker 2: Jerome and Charleston.
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Speaker 1: Hello, Jerome, what's going on? What's Jerome angry about?
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Speaker 6: Now?
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Speaker 1: Let's find out? Hello Jerome?
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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, how Holgan a great role? Mad for steroids,
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Speaker 6: aren't you?
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Speaker 2: There?
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Speaker 1: You go, there, you go. There's always that guy. There's
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Speaker 1: always that guy. There's always the skunk at the garden
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Speaker 1: party right here here he is.
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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, sar abuse and he loved Trump. Oh yeah,
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Speaker 6: what a great role.
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Speaker 7: Mo.
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Speaker 1: Now Holgan was why why is that? Why is that
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Speaker 1: a problem?
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Speaker 2: Jerome?
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Speaker 4: Yeah?
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Speaker 2: So what about so anybody that did anybody that did
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Speaker 2: anybody that did steroids you have a problem with Is that?
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Speaker 1: Is that true?
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Speaker 6: Especially if you're trying to kill yourself and the doctor
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Speaker 6: didn't recommend you take him.
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Speaker 8: Of course I will have.
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Speaker 6: A problem with them. I go to the doctor term none,
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Speaker 6: I'm never recommend me taker steroids?
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Speaker 1: Why why not that steroids?
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Speaker 2: Actually when you when you get older, you're an older guy, Jerome,
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Speaker 2: they actually helped. Yeah, they give you steroids and it
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Speaker 2: improves your quality of life. If you've got bad joints
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Speaker 2: and things like that, they can give you steroids.
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Speaker 1: It actually makes you your life. The quality of life
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Speaker 1: is better.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, what what do what doctor? Was he getting some
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Speaker 6: from doctor doctor Vinnie Bullbot?
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Speaker 3: Huh?
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Speaker 1: I don't know, And I guess we'll never know because
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Speaker 1: Hawk's dead now. So who knows.
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Speaker 6: Talking about about Freddy Freeman? Is Freddie Simmer alcohol? Oh yeah?
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Speaker 6: Who's making more mind as Jimbo Fisher. Huh? They talking
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Speaker 6: about Bobby. But there you're saying, Jimbo Fisher chambe top
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Speaker 6: mayor dogs to not do a damn thing. Okay, and
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Speaker 6: now they're gonna put him on a sports buckto But
32:42
Speaker 6: we get to just just to all his great knowledge
32:45
Speaker 6: that he couldn't use the keeper's job at Texas right now.
32:49
Speaker 6: But who gives a damn because you're all for another
32:52
Speaker 6: what six years to pay him Champe staving million dollars. Huh,
32:58
Speaker 6: what a country man.
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Speaker 2: But why why why are you worried about this?
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Speaker 1: He's so angry? I why you?
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Speaker 6: Why?
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Speaker 1: Why are you so angry? Who hurt you?
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Speaker 6: I gotta ask you Hall of Famous? Because I watched
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Speaker 6: that Dodgor game turned against the Twins, and that after after.
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Speaker 4: That, guy what and that?
33:21
Speaker 6: And now the cute little Minnesota closer. I said, hey,
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Speaker 6: do you know who they have you massive at? What
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Speaker 6: does do?
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Speaker 1: Due? As you asked? You asked a question to him,
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Speaker 1: can I answer? Yes? Freddie Freeman is going to be
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Speaker 1: in the Hall of Fame.
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Speaker 2: He's been a ninth time All Star, he won a
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Speaker 2: World Series with two different teams. He had one of
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Speaker 2: the most important home runs of his era, the home
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Speaker 2: running Game one against the Yankees in.
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Speaker 1: The World Series last year. Yes, he's a Hall of Famer.
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Speaker 2: He's you know, he's also thirty almost thirty six years old,
33:53
Speaker 2: so he's not gonna be great every game right now.
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Speaker 2: But in terms of the statistics and the numbers for
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Speaker 2: the Hall of Fame, yeah, he's absolutely gonna be in
34:02
Speaker 2: the Hall of Fame. So all right, thank you, Jero,
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Speaker 2: make love. How angry you are. I appreciate that. If
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Speaker 2: you look at the comps, you know who knows you
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Speaker 2: Butt's around with the comps, but similar players. It's like
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Speaker 2: Eddie Murray Hall of Famer, Yustremski hall of Famer, bagwell
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Speaker 2: steroid guy.
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Speaker 1: I think who knows.
34:23
Speaker 2: Hall of Famer, and a bunch of Hall of famers
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Speaker 2: they're Jim Rice Hall of Fame. Those are the similar
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Speaker 2: players to Freddie Freeman. So he's getting in. It is
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Speaker 1: That's Ben Maler Show. Atchief.
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Speaker 2: Put your name, well, actually put your name you want credit,
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Speaker 2: and also make sure to put jokes in the headline.
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Speaker 2: Why did Van the one legged bamamn fall into the well?
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Speaker 2: Why because he couldn't see that well?
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Speaker 1: That was from That was from Dave. Did you hear
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Speaker 1: that big news out of Minnesota? Hollering?
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Speaker 2: James wore something from twenty five years ago and it
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Speaker 2: fit perfectly.
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Speaker 1: Wow, what his socks? That's a.
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Speaker 2: Guy named Steve in Minnesota sent that one in. What
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Speaker 2: is the worst thing for blind Scott to read in Braille?
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Speaker 2: What don't touch? That's Noah in Austin. What is the
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Speaker 2: worst crime you can commit against blind Scott?
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Speaker 1: What taking him sightseeing? That's Noah again in Austin. What
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Speaker 1: else do you have? How senile is angry? Bill? Why no,
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Speaker 1: howse senile house.
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Speaker 2: He's so senile he's been calling the sex line and
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Speaker 2: yells like I.
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Speaker 2: Tony in the Bay Area, Right there, there you go.
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Speaker 2: What tattoo will make the show better? What d n
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Speaker 2: R chess tattoo for angry Bill? Wow, that's hipp in Maine.
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Speaker 2: Come on, man, Why does blind Scott have a foo
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Speaker 2: man chew mustache?
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Speaker 8: Why?
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Speaker 1: I don't know? Tony says something the same reason he
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Speaker 1: has pigtails. I don't know what. Come on now, Tony
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Speaker 1: out there? You all right? It's big Man's lamb joke.
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Speaker 2: if he lived in London?
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Speaker 1: What a broke bloke's econ? Rose an sota? Why didn't
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Speaker 1: weed Man choose a better life?
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Speaker 6: Why?
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Speaker 2: Because beggars can't be choosers, says sir for Todd the comedian.
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Speaker 2: How did weed Man find out Lisa was faking orgasms?
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Speaker 1: His roommate told him. That's Eric in Kansas?
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Speaker 4: Say you the.
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Speaker 1: Why why is weed Man?
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Speaker 2: It be a big fan of Lee to laugh from
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Speaker 2: the Fox Sports Radio Morning show why because his hygiene
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Speaker 2: is better than the lapse.
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Speaker 1: It's George and Valde? Is that true?
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Speaker 8: Wow?
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Speaker 1: Georgie Valde, Texas.
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Speaker 2: He's on vacation new care. Why was weed Man able
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Speaker 2: to call the into the Malaplosa but.
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Speaker 1: Eric in Kansas wasn't. Why because Eric and Kansas had
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Speaker 1: to work the next morning. That's why. Well you didn't
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Speaker 1: call him for that either.
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Speaker 2: What did Weedman's neighbors say when weed Man said, mia
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Speaker 2: casa s soucassa?
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Speaker 1: What I need a real church? What he says?
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Speaker 2: Why is weed Man so nostalgic for the sport of boxing?
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Speaker 2: Why he's really good with cardboard?
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Speaker 1: That's a drew in Minnesota? And uh, let's see.
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Speaker 6: Uh.
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Speaker 2: Why why is weed Man's roommate happy with we Man
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Speaker 2: when he keeps house? Why because weed Man usually accuses
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Speaker 2: people he lives with of kidnapping him. That's Eric and
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Speaker 2: kid you remember that, wee Man, I remember that you
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Speaker 2: you had been kidnapped?
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Speaker 4: Done?
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Speaker 1: Thank you weed Man? There he goes we Man a
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Speaker 1: big fan weed Man. Be safe