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I Bought the Most UNEXPECTED Outfits · The conspiracy

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  Speaker 1: Hello, everybody, and welcome back to my YouTube channel. Is
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  Speaker 1: he laughing at you? One second. No. Mm. Mm. Mm.
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  Speaker 1: Where was I? Oh yes, I was telling my beautiful,
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  Speaker 1: beautiful little bean. Hello everybody and welcome back to my
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  Speaker 1: YouTube channel or welcome to my YouTube channel. I'm CallMeChris,
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  Speaker 1: you can call me Chris, and today we are trying
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  Speaker 1: on some weird stuff. I've been on Pinterest a time
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  Speaker 1: or two and for some reason I went down a
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  Speaker 1: fashion hole, unreal fashion hole, and I was like these,
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  Speaker 1: these can't be real. They have to be made up
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  Speaker 1: or AI or something. So I'm putting them to the
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  Speaker 1: test today. I bought some strange, to say the least,
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  Speaker 1: outfits and we're going to see if they live up
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  Speaker 1: to the hype. All right, so let's do it. Alright,
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  Speaker 1: so first up, I was scrolling by and I saw
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  Speaker 1: the same pants with multiple different prints and it was
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  Speaker 1: suspicious to say the least. Okay, I didn't really trust it.
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  Speaker 1: But I clicked on it and it took me to
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  Speaker 1: a site called Mifulan. Almost Mulan, so I was kind.
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  Speaker 2: Of into it.
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  Speaker 1: And it's like a western f- fashion thing. I don't
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  Speaker 1: really know, but these pants, see how they're all the
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  Speaker 1: same pants. They just look like not real. So I
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  Speaker 1: was like, I have to get them and I have
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  Speaker 1: to order the craziest pair they had. And I figured
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  Speaker 1: these ones were the coolest. Women's vintage print casual wide
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  Speaker 1: leg pants. And if it was real, I really wanted them.
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  Speaker 1: And I think it came with a matching jacket, too.
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  Speaker 1: And I got that as well. And they're, like, pretty cheap.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm assuming this is just some cheap, shitty clothes, like,
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  Speaker 1: with cheap prints. And it's not gonna be good. So
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  Speaker 1: the jacket, $ 45. 99. Not too bad. And the pants, $ 36. 99.
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  Speaker 2: Also.
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  Speaker 1: Very reasonable, a little too reasonable, maybe suspicious. A little
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  Speaker 1: too suspicious for how cool these pants look, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean? So let's, let's try it on. We
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  Speaker 1: got it. It, uh, doesn't look that great, but let's
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  Speaker 1: give it the benefit of the doubt, shall we? Let's
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  Speaker 1: open up, uh, the top first. Surprisingly, this is heavier
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  Speaker 1: than the pants, which is weird. I love when it
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  Speaker 1: has nothing else on the tag, but, uh, just an M.
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  Speaker 1: That's how you know it's really good quality. And by
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  Speaker 1: good quality, I mean not. There's beauty there. So, the
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  Speaker 1: pattern's there, right? I mean, nothing wrong with that, I guess,
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  Speaker 1: so far? Material? Thin. Thinner than my hair. That's pretty thin.
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  Speaker 1: It's deceiving, isn't it? I just know how to style
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  Speaker 1: it really well. Should I do a how-to for my hair?
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  Speaker 1: Let me know down in the comments below. Because she's balding.
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  Speaker 1: I'm here for the colors, though. You can see through it.
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  Speaker 1: Can you see me through it? I wonder if you can.
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  Speaker 1: But I can see you. I can see the camera
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  Speaker 1: through this. Let's see if the pants are any better, though.
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  Speaker 1: So these are supposed to be jeans. Or they were,
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  Speaker 1: you know, advertised as jeans. They look like jeans. No.
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  Speaker 2: This is like, oh no.
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  Speaker 1: Again, I don't know if you could see through it.
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  Speaker 1: It is see-through though.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow, oh no.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, look at that.
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  Speaker 2: Don't buy stuff from this website.
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  Speaker 1: And these don't look like the size that I got,
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  Speaker 1: but we'll just go with it, I guess. Again, pattern there.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like from really far away, this is gonna
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  Speaker 1: look badass. But from close up, you're gonna see my
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  Speaker 1: assets and you know, those aren't for sale, okay? Openly
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  Speaker 1: to the public, but we'll try it on and I
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  Speaker 1: just see, I guess.
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  Speaker 2: I look like.
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  Speaker 1: Owen Wilson in the 90s if he was peacocking at
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  Speaker 1: a local bar. Oh wow, I saw you crossing the
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  Speaker 1: bar and I just thought I could grab you a drink.
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  Speaker 1: That did not sound like Owen Wilson at all. Your
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  Speaker 1: shit attitude right there. This guy's spiking everyone's drinks also.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like this guy. But the pattern kind of
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  Speaker 1: goes hard. So flimsy though. If there was sunlight on me,
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  Speaker 1: you could see probably my exoskeleton through this thing, man.
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  Speaker 2: It's just.
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  Speaker 1: Thin. Also, doesn't fit. It's okay. I, you know, this
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  Speaker 1: is something I might unironically wear around town just to
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  Speaker 1: see what people say. I feel like people would be
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  Speaker 1: into it. I feel a bit pimpy right now. Let
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  Speaker 1: me know what you think down in the comments. Who
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  Speaker 1: do you think I look like? What do you think
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  Speaker 1: I look like?
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  Speaker 2: I think I look like a.
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  Speaker 1: Clown. Don't buy clothes from this place.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, next step, we're getting a little crazier. By the end,
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  Speaker 1: it's going to be like, what the f- but maybe
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  Speaker 1: in a cool way. But anyway, next I came across
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  Speaker 1: this futuristic onesie type Tron thing. And I was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I could wear that out to Walmart or Target or
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  Speaker 1: something for sure. And that was the Better Me store,
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  Speaker 1: specifically the Better Me body suits. And I was like,
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  Speaker 1: what the heck? Like the shaping on this, it's just,
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  Speaker 1: It's a choice, not my choice. Well, it is my choice,
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  Speaker 1: I technically bought it. But I believe I got the
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  Speaker 1: full length catsuit. I don't know if I have an
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  Speaker 1: open back one. I think I just got like the
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  Speaker 1: full one. Oh yeah, this one. So I got the
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  Speaker 1: closed back catsuit. It was $ 100. What? Where am I
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  Speaker 1: wearing this? Where is anybody wearing this? I don't have
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  Speaker 1: any events to wear this to, but YouTube, you know?
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  Speaker 1: So I figured I would. They had like a blue color,
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  Speaker 1: so I think I got it in that. But I mean,
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  Speaker 1: she's slaying the day away in this thing. It's kind
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  Speaker 1: of like, I hope it hugs me in all the
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  Speaker 1: right places, makes me look cute.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It looks a bit weird. to me, and the product
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  Speaker 1: description says.
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  Speaker 3: This is the Clothes Back Hatsuit, and it's not here
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  Speaker 3: to be basic. It's here to make a statement, with
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  Speaker 3: contouring seams that hug you in all the right places,
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  Speaker 3: and a sleek clothes back design that screams sophistication. This
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  Speaker 3: bodysuit does what it says on the label, sculpt, shape,
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  Speaker 3: and move effortlessly. Contoured shaping, sleek clothes back design, second
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  Speaker 3: skin fabric, flattering and comfortable fit, perfect for any occasion.
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  Speaker 1: Still too expensive for my taste, but let's try it on. Again,
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  Speaker 1: this was a lot of, like, pretty expensive. A little
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  Speaker 1: more expensive than I'd want to spend on a odd jumpsuit.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I got the backless one.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it's kind of fun. The material, pretty nice.
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  Speaker 2: See, this is better.
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  Speaker 1: It actually has, like, the name brand and the size.
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  Speaker 1: It is made in China, but you know, what isn't
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  Speaker 1: these days? Our candy, this isn't. This is made right
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  Speaker 1: here in Central Texas, where we make it ourselves. Go
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  Speaker 1: to sour.gg, get yourself some candy if you want.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, shameless plug. It looks cool.
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  Speaker 1: I love the color. I don't know where I would
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  Speaker 1: wear this. I really hope there's some sort of futuristic
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  Speaker 1: con thing where this could fly. It's my property. It's
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  Speaker 1: my house. I could just wear it around the house, really,
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  Speaker 1: and just look like I'm in Tron or something.
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  Speaker 2: But let's try it on.
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  Speaker 1: I can't even breathe. It just kind of fit.
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  Speaker 2: I threw it on the ground. But this is crazy, dude.
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  Speaker 1: What is this?
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  Speaker 2: Where am I wearing this?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I have a tank top on underneath,
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  Speaker 1: but you got a little backless thing. The lines feel
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  Speaker 1: like they're maybe helping something, but it's not me. They're
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  Speaker 1: there for somebody else. Not me. And, like, the material's nice,
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  Speaker 1: but I feel like it's really similar to Lululemon, and maybe, like,
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  Speaker 1: not as good. I don't know. I'm not a material person.
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  Speaker 1: But this is, like, I wouldn't wear it. I just
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't wear it. This is crazy. I do feel like
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  Speaker 1: if I got it in black, though, I could sneak.
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  Speaker 1: You know? Like the burglar sin. This is what I
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  Speaker 1: feel like I need to... I feel like I need
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  Speaker 1: to exclusively walk like this in this outfit. You know?
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  Speaker 1: I need to do some sort of.
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  Speaker 2: Like, I was gonna do the worm, but it didn't work.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, anyway, this one's not good either. I don't, I wouldn't,
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  Speaker 1: unless you're into this, if you have a place to
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  Speaker 1: wear this, could be a good costume, you know, as
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  Speaker 1: an alien costume. Maybe it's for you. Not for me though.
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  Speaker 1: I'm out.
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  Speaker 2: Wait.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, now I'm out. Beam me up. All right, next up,
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  Speaker 1: I saw a dress that changes color if you go
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  Speaker 1: in the sun. What? And the shape was so f
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  Speaker 1: * * * ing cool, but it took me to
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  Speaker 1: a site called PH5. And these dresses are way too expensive.
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  Speaker 1: I almost threw up when I saw them, but I
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  Speaker 1: needed to know what the heck, like, are they made of, like,
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  Speaker 1: f * * * ing gold and... Dodo bird feathers?
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  Speaker 1: Like why? Why? I don't know. But apparently some of
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  Speaker 1: them change color. Like all of them, they look kind
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  Speaker 1: of cool though. Like the shaping and everything. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know anything about fashion, but I'm pretty sure I got
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  Speaker 1: this Kamasia UV reactive mini wavy dress. That makes, that is...
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  Speaker 1: I can't even speak of this. $ 485, no dress is
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  Speaker 1: worth that. Maybe a wedding dress or something. But I'm
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  Speaker 1: not wearing this to my wedding, you know, if I
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  Speaker 1: was to have one. I mean, from the pictures, it's
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  Speaker 1: a cool dress, you know, I guess. I guess, so
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  Speaker 1: it turns like purple. I don't know how I feel
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  Speaker 1: about this fit that's happening right now, but she looks beautiful,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't know about all that. But anyway, this
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  Speaker 1: is not a fashion show also, which, you know, again,
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  Speaker 1: what the do I know about fashion? Nothing, but we're here.
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  Speaker 1: So I guess I'm going to see how this fits
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  Speaker 1: and how it feels and if it's remotely worth the
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  Speaker 1: cost of $ 485. Sorry, I threw up in my mouth. $ 485.
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  Speaker 1: And if it actually changes color in the sun and
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  Speaker 1: how long that takes, we're going to experiment with this dress. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: the description is long, but let's read some of it. Oh, okay, wait,
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  Speaker 1: this actually, okay, I'm just skimming over it right now,
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  Speaker 1: but this makes me feel better about the price because
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  Speaker 1: it says, the collection's central theme, Save the Ugly Animals,
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  Speaker 1: draws attention to species often neglected in conservation efforts, such as...
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  Speaker 1: the Lake Titicaca frog, affectionately known as the scrotum frog.
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  Speaker 1: This unique amphibian native to high altitude waters of Lake Titicaca,
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  Speaker 1: hopefully I'm saying that right, faces threats from climate change
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  Speaker 1: alongside the indigenous Euro tribe who's floating reed islands on
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  Speaker 1: the lake of also at risk. What? The plight of
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  Speaker 1: these frogs and the communities they coexist with serves as
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  Speaker 1: a reminder of the delicate balance we must strive to protect.
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  Speaker 1: In this collection, the lake... Titicaca frog becomes a playful
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  Speaker 1: yet powerful symbol of the broader environmental message. Old graphics
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  Speaker 1: of the frog are emblazoned across the shirts. Okay, this
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  Speaker 1: sounds like way better. Oh my gosh. The collection contrasts
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  Speaker 1: these soft languid silhouettes with structured signature PH5 pieces embodying
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  Speaker 1: the tension between fragility and resilience in nature. Okay, so
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  Speaker 1: mixed media pieces incorporate textured feathery cotton yarns to mimic
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  Speaker 1: the nature elements of grass and moss, further grounding the
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  Speaker 1: collection in the earth that sustains us. Okay, that's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 1: 83% recycled viscose, 17% nylon, and 100% recycled rayon. That's
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  Speaker 1: pretty cool. Oh, and then it says, with every piece sold,
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  Speaker 1: we plant a tree through our reforestation partnership with one
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  Speaker 1: tree planted. Okay, at least they're doing something meaningful, you know,
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  Speaker 1: with it. That makes me feel... a little bit better
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  Speaker 1: with the cost, even though it's a lot of money.
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  Speaker 1: You should plant maybe a couple more trees, I think.
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  Speaker 1: But that's pretty cool. They're making fashion, like they're making
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  Speaker 1: conservation cool with what they're doing. So I'm about that.
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  Speaker 1: With that, let's try on this arc piece, basically. Buckle up,
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  Speaker 1: let's go. Okay, we have the infamous way overpriced dress.
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  Speaker 1: It looks promising. It's got some weight to it, which
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  Speaker 1: is good. I'd be so upset if this thing was
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  Speaker 1: just a flimsy piece of shit. Damn, this material's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: It's like really thick, but... It's really nice. I don't,
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know how you guys could even tell
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  Speaker 1: it's nice, but it's very nice material. Wow. The stitching
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  Speaker 1: is beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: Look at that.
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  Speaker 1: It does look like, like art, you know, like artwork.
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  Speaker 1: Such a little thing.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: I do really, really like this down here. Like this
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  Speaker 1: is really well done. Like, like I know shit about fashion,
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  Speaker 1: but you know, when you just can feel something and
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  Speaker 1: you're like, you're scared to check the price tag on it.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, oh, Please, God, help.
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  Speaker 2: That's this dress.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, PH5 UV reactive. It's got all the things
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  Speaker 1: on it. With every piece sold, we plant a tree
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  Speaker 1: through our reforestation partnership with One Tree Planted. Love the
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  Speaker 1: tag also. A lot of thought put into this, which
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate, especially if I'm spending an ungodly amount of
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  Speaker 1: money on it. But I really want to try this
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  Speaker 1: on and see if it actually changes color in the sun,
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  Speaker 1: because that would be f * * * ing crazy, mate.
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  Speaker 1: Let's try it on. Not upset about this. This is
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  Speaker 1: a cool dress, alright? It can also be strapless, but
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  Speaker 1: I love straps. I'm a strap girl. I don't trust dresses,
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  Speaker 1: you know? The silhouette it gives you, like, just trim
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  Speaker 1: the waist out. I mean, you know, I'm not complaining
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  Speaker 1: or whatever, but, like, very cute. Doesn't do much for
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  Speaker 1: my butt. The material really.
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  Speaker 2: Squishes it in.
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  Speaker 1: Not that I had much to begin with, but we're
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  Speaker 1: just not gonna focus on that. Super cute. Oh, whoops. Very,
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  Speaker 1: very flattering. I normally wouldn't wear this color dress either,
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  Speaker 1: but I like it quite a bit. Very comfortable too.
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  Speaker 1: Like it's super stretchy.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, look at that wind.
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  Speaker 1: Look at that wind I'm getting on my hair.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, what?
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  Speaker 1: It's a two for one. It's a fan dress. Do
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  Speaker 1: you want to think it's worth the money it's worth? No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so. Because this is like a dress.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, not that you can only wear it once,
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  Speaker 1: but I feel like you can only wear it once.
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  Speaker 1: Like to, I don't know, maybe, maybe not. Maybe you
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  Speaker 1: can wear it multiple times to like, maybe not a
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  Speaker 1: wedding because it's You can get different colors. Like, you
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  Speaker 1: could rock this at, like, a cool wedding. Or, like,
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  Speaker 1: going up to the bar or something. You can wear
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  Speaker 1: this multiple times. And it would probably be a jaw dropper.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it's still way too expensive.
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  Speaker 1: But I am interested to see if it actually changes color.
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  Speaker 1: Because so far, I do like it, I have to say.
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  Speaker 1: Let me know what you think down in the comments.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I'm Delulu. No, I'm not Delulu. Let's go see
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  Speaker 1: if it changes color. Let's go see if it's magic.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna walk outside. See? We're white. We're white still, okay?
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take you with me. No cuts. so we
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  Speaker 1: can really see what the hell is going on. We
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  Speaker 1: can go see Kevin. Hey, Kevin. All right. Okay, we're
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  Speaker 1: getting in the sun. We're getting in the sun. Is
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  Speaker 1: it turning? It's like instant! Whoa! Wait, what?
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  Speaker 2: That is so cool.
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  Speaker 1: And the straps. Okay, wait. This might be worth it.
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  Speaker 1: That is actually, that's a magic trick. Don't mind my
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  Speaker 1: messy backyard. Well, it's not actually too bad. It's just random.
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  Speaker 1: This is crazy. Kevin, come here.
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  Speaker 2: Look at this dress. Look at this.
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  Speaker 1: Hey. Hey. Do you like it? Good boy. Good boy. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: I am floored how fast that was. Wait, now I
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  Speaker 1: want to see if it changes, if I get out
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  Speaker 1: of the sun. Here we go. Okay, so sunlight or
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  Speaker 1: no sunlight, I think. I'm kind of outside though, so
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if... It looks like it's maybe getting lighter. Okay, yep. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let go. Good boy. It looks like, I think it's
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  Speaker 1: getting lighter. This side is like, wow! And then I cook. Dude! No, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a fan.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a fan.
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  Speaker 1: This is really fun. I would wear this to like
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  Speaker 1: multiple things. I'd be like, watch this! You know? This
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  Speaker 1: is a really cool dress, really cool brand. And what
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  Speaker 1: makes it better too is that they plant trees and
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  Speaker 1: it's made of recycled material as well. Very, very cool.
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  Speaker 1: I don't mind, I'd give it a thumbs up, but
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  Speaker 1: still really expensive. All right, next up, I came across
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  Speaker 1: a very, vibrant, shiny, golden breastplate. And I've seen people
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  Speaker 1: rock a breastplate before and they look like Wonder Woman goddesses.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, I need to, I need one
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  Speaker 1: of those just in case war breaks out. And I
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  Speaker 1: just need a, I need a sexy, some sexy armor
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  Speaker 1: for something.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: But I clicked on it on, on Pinterest and it
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  Speaker 1: brought me to none other than Etsy. One of my
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  Speaker 1: favorite online stores and it looks crazy. It looks literally
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  Speaker 1: like a superwoman, super hero thing. I don't even know.
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  Speaker 1: Look at that. I was gonna say, what do you
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: even wear under that? But I guess a skirt. So
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: I guess I'll try a skirt and stuff. Skirt! She
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: looks stunning in it. I'm trying to be that. These
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: pictures are insane. I'd have to do some sort of
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: photo shoot with these.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: But big old butt, big old chunky fat booty butt.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: It was $ 196. Is it made of real gold?
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: It says gold armor, custom-made corset, bustier top, holiday rave
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: outfit for photoshoot, chrome mirror, prom dress, festival goddess outfit, steampunk.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: So I guess we'll see. I also got gold bangles
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: to go with it because, of course. What? It's a
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: lot lighter than I expected. It was, you know, a
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: decent amount of money. So I guess that it's just... plastic,
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: which is a little disappointing, but I guess you're paying
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: for like a custom build. I don't really know.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: So let's just see.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: I imagine that metal would be hard to fit properly,
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: I guess. But oh yeah, she's definitely plastic. I mean,
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: I'm not like too upset about that, I guess. I
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: knew it wasn't going to be like all gold. That
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: would be, I don't even know how much money. What the.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: I have the bangles too.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you had metal, you couldn't really fold it
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: and stuff or like tie it up in the back.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: This is kind of a moment. Can you imagine showing.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Up to a party and your ex is there and
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: you're wearing this? Like, bitch, get out my way. You know,
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: like you literally missed your chance with a goddess. Like
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: this is, oh my God.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: It's incredible.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Like just looking at it, it is very cheap. Like,
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: It's just plastic, but looks really cool. Very, very cool.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: I'm excited. Also, the girls look similar to mine. It's
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: not like unbelievable, maybe giving more, which is really helpful.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: So I'm excited, but let's try this art piece on.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: All right, let's talk about this. Oh my god, took
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: me about 20 minutes to get it on. Cut the
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: inside of my arm a little bit. Uh, she's sharp.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Doesn't look amazing. Probably not with these jeans. I think
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: these are too relaxed for all this. So this up,
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: really cool. This down, not so cool. I don't even
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: know what the back looks like. Oh god. She's not
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: my problem though, because I can only see the front.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: I just gave up on the back after a while,
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: but like, like it's pretty cool. We're Pretty cool, pretty cool. This, again,
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: more of like a costume thing, but maybe if you're,
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know who you are, maybe you could slay
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: the day away and just walk into a club like this. Also, this,
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: if a guy's coming up to you and being like,
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: hey babe, hey babe, you could literally just peeky blinders
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: and just walk on out of there. You're fine, you know?
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Dual weapon, dual weapon. You could even chest bump him,
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: just be like... And you could do some serious damage
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: with this thing. So I think for the dual purpose,
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like it's worth it. But yeah,
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: it's pretty cool. Makes me look like I have abs,
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: which I'm all about. They also come in like different sizes.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: This could easily be, I think like three or four
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: different sizes, which is kind of cool. And I think
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: they made more sizes as well. I'm kind of a fan.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Stellar for photo shoots. Do with that what you will.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: I just realized I forgot the bangles. Look at these.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Now it's a fan. Oh, shit. Now it's a fan.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: And now, you know, get one of those. I literally
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: feel like Wonder Woman in this. Like a superhero character. Like,
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: choose your weapon, and I'm just the weapon.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: You know? That'd be my move. Double bangle. All right,
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: I'm done. Okay, everybody. Thank you so much for watching
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: the video. I really appreciate it. And if you liked
• 20:15
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• 20:16
  Speaker 1: the channel. And also I have a second channel called
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Call Me Chris 2. I have a brand new channel
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: with Selena Spookyboo where we have a podcast and we're
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: going to be doing ghost hunting there. It's called Can't Sleep.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Go check it out if you haven't already. I have
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: a candy company with Caleb called Sour Boys. Go to sour.gg
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: if you want some delicious candy. Got a lot going on.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: I don't sleep, but it's okay. I'll sleep when I'm dead.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: But anyway, hopefully you enjoyed the video. If you did,
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: I'm glad. If not, I'm sorry. What else is going on?
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: I'm also on Spotify with my true crime podcast. If
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: you want to go check that out, it's called Crime, Conspiracy, Cults,
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: and Murder.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: And I think that's it.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: I love you. Goodbye.