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The Meeting Man | Son of a Boy Dad #367 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 2: Already, Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Today it is Tuesday, January thirteenth. We are hearing live
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  Speaker 2: from HQ three. Welcome back everybody. How are we doing today? Good?
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  Speaker 4: Good?
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  Speaker 2: I can't keep track of what HQ's which HQ's. I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna give you the rundown. HQ one is Milton, Milton Tough.
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  Speaker 2: HQ two is the first New York office. Okay, this
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  Speaker 2: is h Q three, the second New York office. HQ
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  Speaker 2: four is my apartment of h q's Chicago's office.
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  Speaker 4: Why wouldn't your apartment be before this one, which would
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  Speaker 4: then make this HQ four.
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  Speaker 2: Because we were recording here before we ever recorded in
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  Speaker 2: my apartment.
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  Speaker 4: Oh so you're applying this to the whole office.
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  Speaker 1: I see, yeah, yeah, So why would in Chicago be
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  Speaker 1: HQ four in your apartment.
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  Speaker 2: Because I was before everyone moved to Chicago, are you?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Out on the course that the PGA Tour is the
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  Speaker 3: best players, but in the arena they're prime times and
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  Speaker 3: Season two of TG I presented by so Fin. It's
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  Speaker 3: back with lights, cameras, action. We're talking to big moments,
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  Speaker 3: big personalities, big names in the stands, all on the
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  Speaker 3: big screen, big time matchups with shot clocks, hammer drops, timeouts,
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  Speaker 3: over time and playoffs. It's city versus city, squad versus squad.
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  Speaker 3: The sport just hits different under the lights. It's TG
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  Speaker 3: presented by so Far. Keep up, It's golf. Tune into
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  Speaker 3: every match only on ESPN.
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  Speaker 2: Is that for sure?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Been there for like three years.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm saying, did we record there before everyone moved
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  Speaker 1: to Chicago?
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  Speaker 2: Now? Like right, it was overlap. We're gonna have to
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  Speaker 2: carbon date that. I mean, that's where h Q four
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  Speaker 2: came from.
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  Speaker 1: I swear, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Man Roan quietly dresses really well. Oh you've got the salmons.
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  Speaker 2: You got the salmon boots on. Yeah, I want to
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  Speaker 2: comes doun on him.
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  Speaker 4: You got a pair of coming to you.
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  Speaker 2: So why are they so low though?
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  Speaker 4: Just keep acting like an asshole. He'll get more pressures.
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  Speaker 2: Those are low tops. I think that these are pretty
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  Speaker 2: hot tops. I want the ones that I'm thinking I
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  Speaker 2: want like three times as high as that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna get you some full blown like ankle yeah,
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  Speaker 4: some some women's boots.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, that's what I'm looking for.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, if it surpasses the knees, that's fine.
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  Speaker 1: Like a B DSM type of deal.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to like lace it up an hour
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  Speaker 2: to them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, put a garter over there.
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  Speaker 4: You can't get them off if he's wet, Yeah, no.
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  Speaker 2: Him off if you're dry.
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking leather. I'm thinking of thin leather, even like
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  Speaker 1: a polyesterral leather blend.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, goes.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe some latex up top, yeah, just to make sure
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  Speaker 2: there's no airflow.
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  Speaker 1: What does people's latex kink about?
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  Speaker 4: Why?
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  Speaker 2: Why do people have like a fetish for latex? You
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  Speaker 2: know what I'm talking about? There's Yeah, definitely it's tight.
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  Speaker 2: Is that what it is?
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  Speaker 4: I think you can get it really tight. Of all
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  Speaker 4: the materials, it's the tightest, probably second only to maybe
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  Speaker 4: siran rap or something.
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  Speaker 2: Soran Wrap's pretty tight.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think people are into saran wrap. I've been
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  Speaker 1: seeing people ask groc to sarane wrap people really.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy. Replace this output with sarane rap. Grocks
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  Speaker 2: in trouble well Grock's a pervert. I'm pretty sure Groc
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  Speaker 2: is getting in some legal trouble right now.
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  Speaker 1: Bye, because he keeps saying that Trump's a pdf fo.
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  Speaker 2: He's D clothing because I think of the D clothing scandals.
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  Speaker 2: D clothing, yeah, which I don't know how I feel
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  Speaker 2: about the D clothing scandal. I get the outrage about
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  Speaker 2: it and the frustration about the AI stuff, but I
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  Speaker 2: feel like if in all the AI things, to get
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  Speaker 2: mad about it, for like in the grand scheme of
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  Speaker 2: things like that, one's like right being, he puts you
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  Speaker 2: like he put you, he puts he's putting them in
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  Speaker 2: a bikini. He's not.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen some nippoless breasts you have, yes, really no
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  Speaker 1: ways like Niles.
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  Speaker 4: Cage Jack, nippoless.
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  Speaker 1: Nippless, not nippled, not nippled, nipples, nipples breast.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's crossing a line, That's what I mean. But
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  Speaker 2: the bikini is like.
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  Speaker 4: Breast is haunted stuff. That's like Keanu Reeves mouth in
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  Speaker 4: the First Patrix.
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  Speaker 1: The nippoles breast is it's it's not sexual, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: not at all. It's like it's haunting a nipples breast.
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  Speaker 1: But also and I I do think it is wrong.
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  Speaker 2: You think I'm I'm on the wrong side of history. No, No,
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  Speaker 2: I think it's wrong.
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  Speaker 1: But I think that the pictures that are going up
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  Speaker 1: online like they're already toeing the line of scantily clad,
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  Speaker 1: like they're already seductive pictures, and people are like, what
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  Speaker 1: the fuck?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I saw like like the they did it, like
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  Speaker 2: we were doing a stream for Bush and and Mooke
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  Speaker 2: posted a photo of him and Jerry and then someone
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  Speaker 2: replied and they were like, Groc, have your way, undress
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  Speaker 2: these freaks and uh. And then you know, Groc had
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  Speaker 2: his way and undressed them and put them in bikinis.
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  Speaker 1: But I also see I've seen people be like a
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  Speaker 1: picture of like Putin and Trump and be like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: remove the the pedo from this picture, and like Groc
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  Speaker 1: will take out Trump. Yeah, so like Groc has opinions.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you don't think he's just doing his best guess
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  Speaker 4: or flipping a coin.
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  Speaker 2: Basically he they'll do it like they'll be like color
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  Speaker 2: the They'll be like it'll be like yah, Yahoo and
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  Speaker 2: Trump and it'll be like color the pedophile's face red
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  Speaker 2: and the whore criminals face blue, and it'll be pretty accurate.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't seem to mess them up. It's like a good
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  Speaker 2: cognitive test. Honestly, I need to use it on the
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  Speaker 2: kids fair enough.
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  Speaker 4: I just don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder where there where gro's getting their opinions from Twitter.
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  Speaker 2: I'd assume it has some sort of like right, but
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  Speaker 2: you's got to get some information from Twitter.
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  Speaker 1: This is bad, don't It's like it's flying in the
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  Speaker 1: face of Elon's political and personal affiliations.
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  Speaker 4: You could you could also make that same sort of
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  Speaker 4: contrasting photo with Bill and Hillary Clinton, and it would
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  Speaker 4: have an opinion on that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, there is a pedophile and a war criminal in
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  Speaker 1: that picture too. Could they do it to us?
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  Speaker 2: Is the question? Like if they took a photo of
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  Speaker 2: us and they're like the pedophile, Yeah, I mean that
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  Speaker 2: would I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I would hope there's a pedophile on a war criminal
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  Speaker 4: among the three of us. Two of the three of us,
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  Speaker 4: who's who?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I gotta I think I'm war criminal. I would prefer
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  Speaker 4: to criminals. I built war. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, I'm
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  Speaker 4: definitely a war criminal. By virtue of how young you are.
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  Speaker 4: You are the most recent person to probably be involved
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  Speaker 4: with underage women therefore it's insane pedophile ready for war,
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  Speaker 4: ready for war, currently in war parenting, that's war.
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  Speaker 2: That's war. I would hope not, but I mean, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I do wonder that, like, has it been tested on
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  Speaker 2: people who aren't war criminals or pedophiles. It could be
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  Speaker 2: like a fun drinking game maybe, you know, yeah, like
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  Speaker 2: have grog who's the pedophile?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're the pedophile, you gotta finish your drink.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like a German drinking game.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like the pedophile.
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  Speaker 1: Pedophile, like cover uncover your eyes, like I knew you
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  Speaker 1: was a pedophile.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean I read that. Apparently they're making
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  Speaker 2: it so that Groc won't be allowed to do that anymore,
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  Speaker 2: probably for the best, so.
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  Speaker 1: Girls will be reduced to undressing.
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  Speaker 2: Themselves, undressing themselves.
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  Speaker 1: I do support women's agency to sexualize themselves as supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be force sexualized, force sexualized via Grock.
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  Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 1: So he just can't put gro just can't put bikinis
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  Speaker 1: on people anymore.
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  Speaker 2: I think without there they need to consent via tweet. Well,
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  Speaker 2: Grok is just so obviously a man.
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  Speaker 4: I think if if Grok put me in in bikini photos,
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  Speaker 4: I'd probably just put on a bikini and take pictures
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  Speaker 4: to take back my agents.
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  Speaker 2: Yeaheah, Yeah, I think that's actually regain you know, my power.
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  Speaker 2: That is the most powerful way you could go about it.
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  Speaker 4: Full blown out. Yeah, what's her name?
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  Speaker 2: Did that? You should just post a photo in a
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  Speaker 2: bikini and be like getting.
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  Speaker 4: Ahead of this. Yeah, who did that?
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  Speaker 1: Who are you thinking of?
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  Speaker 4: The actress who had her nudes all leaked and then
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  Speaker 4: I think she maybe released more or something. I don't know,
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  Speaker 4: but I feel like I feel like I know who
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  Speaker 4: you're talking about. The one who won the Best Actress
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  Speaker 4: Award for Silver Linings Playbook, Jennifer Lawrence. Yeah, that one.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe she didn't do that.
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  Speaker 2: She's naked in a lot of movies now she did.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe I could be wrong.
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  Speaker 1: She's playfully naked.
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  Speaker 4: She's great.
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  Speaker 1: She's like kind of has a nippoleis nudity to her?
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  Speaker 4: I love her attitude. Oh, she's great, she's funny. We
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  Speaker 4: should get her on the pod.
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  Speaker 2: She would be great for the pod. We would really
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  Speaker 2: do well with her on the I think we would.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I saw her talk. She had a good conversation with Leo.
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  Speaker 4: I saw that too. It was funny.
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  Speaker 2: It was funny.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's funny.
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  Speaker 2: She was like asking if he ever watched Titanic. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he said he hasn't.
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  Speaker 4: The same clip and then and then he was like,
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  Speaker 4: have you ever watched your stuff? She was like, I've
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  Speaker 4: not made yeah, Like, well you've done pretty well. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I hate silver Lining to playbook, though it's the top
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  Speaker 2: five movies like ever.
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  Speaker 1: For me, it's like such a like cheap caricature of
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  Speaker 1: sports fan.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that's your issue.
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  Speaker 2: And the ballroom dancing thing, like that's it is all Eagles, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because it's.
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  Speaker 1: Like that's just an inaccurate.
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  Speaker 2: Depiction of that.
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  Speaker 4: But he's a he's an Eagles fan, right, but it's.
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  Speaker 1: An inaccurate depiction of what an Eagles fan is like.
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  Speaker 2: And like the whole this is an Eagles fan with
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  Speaker 2: bipolar disorder, right, all Eagles fans.
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  Speaker 4: It comes in the fu you know that that's comes
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  Speaker 4: from the fact that they're they're always throwing batteries, which
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  Speaker 4: we all have two poles.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, it's a good it's a good bipolar joke.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't know if I landed it, but it
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  Speaker 4: was there.
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  Speaker 2: It's as close as you can get.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think there's two polarities to batteries, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: plus and minus.
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  Speaker 1: And most Eagles fans can endure so.
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  Speaker 4: Polarities though, or is it just charges have no clue,
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  Speaker 4: that's when we're going to have to.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's there's two, it's polarities. There's there's poles,
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  Speaker 1: no matter what. Just physically there are two poles of
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  Speaker 1: a battery north and a south pole.
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  Speaker 4: Ye.
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  Speaker 1: I've been seeing a lot of slander of the of
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  Speaker 1: the south pole of Antarctica on online.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, is that up for grabs or something?
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  Speaker 2: That's Greenland? I think, Well, Greenland's not up for grabs though.
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  Speaker 2: I think we're just kind of taking it, taking it why.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, we need it. I guess they said
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  Speaker 2: that Trump said that Rush, either Rush or China are
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  Speaker 2: gonna take it, so we need it? All?
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  Speaker 4: Right? Well, I love more Land. I love more Land.
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  Speaker 4: We could all use a little more, lamb.
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  Speaker 2: Why can't we take fucking like Brown Hill or something?
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  Speaker 2: Why are we taking Greenland?
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  Speaker 4: Is?
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  Speaker 2: Greenland is a blank canvas, a fixer upper. It's not
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  Speaker 2: like we're all going to be like vacationing to Greenland.
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  Speaker 4: Now. Well, I don't know if you've seen that movie
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  Speaker 4: with I can't even remember ultimate.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, where everybody's like the it's it's called literally Greenland.
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  Speaker 4: That is where you have to go.
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  Speaker 1: When the world ends, Like that's where the was it
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  Speaker 1: the fallout shelters or the rocket shipp outer space or
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  Speaker 1: some ship. But everybody's got to get to Greenland because
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  Speaker 1: something happening Bunkers.
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  Speaker 4: No, Greenler, the same exact movie, but in Greenland, but
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  Speaker 4: it's it's called Greenland.
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  Speaker 2: See, I would go to Iceland over Greenland.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah's you.
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  Speaker 2: But is there a reason that not everyone would do?
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  Speaker 2: Like if Trump's gonna take something, take take Iceland, I
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  Speaker 2: don't don't.
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  Speaker 4: I think there are more people in Iceland and they
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  Speaker 4: are all big, strong people that would be a little
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  Speaker 4: bit tough.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Iceland was taken over much the same way like
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  Speaker 1: Iceland was just lost during World War two. It was
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  Speaker 1: like peacefully taken over. Uh, there's no war tip for
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  Speaker 1: Iceland's independence. It just I think it used to be
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  Speaker 1: Denmark's Denmark and then they just were like it's World
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  Speaker 1: War two, Denmark's otherwise occupied, so they're just free now.
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  Speaker 2: Hmmm makes sense? Hey really pretty small. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: When I got here, Ron I ran into Harry, who
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  Speaker 4: was going to the snack closet and I said, oh hey.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, he's a round here, and he goes,
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  Speaker 4: I'm not sure. I haven't been in there yet. I
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  Speaker 4: just had a meeting. I've never met someone who has
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  Speaker 4: as many meetings as you do. I didn't know I
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  Speaker 4: had a meeting either. They pulled me in. They wanted
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  Speaker 4: my they wanted my intel. What are all these meetings
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  Speaker 4: that you're doing?
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  Speaker 2: What is all this?
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  Speaker 4: What are all these meetings?
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  Speaker 2: That was sales? They were asking me a question about Bush.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah a lot of the times we
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  Speaker 4: can't record at a certain time because you have a meeting.
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  Speaker 4: I've always got meetings, I know, that's what I'm What
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  Speaker 4: are all these meetings that you're Why are you the
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  Speaker 4: meeting guy?
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  Speaker 2: I just love setting up a good one V one?
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  Speaker 4: Is it all one?
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  Speaker 2: Let's pick each other's friends. Let's battle. Yeah, me and
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  Speaker 2: you and zoom let's battle.
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  Speaker 4: You're doing zoom house? Yeah of course, but you were
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  Speaker 4: in person today.
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  Speaker 2: I was hybrid.
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  Speaker 4: Are you putting downs two people on zoom? Are you
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  Speaker 4: putting down time for a room? Are you that? No?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, you're not that. This wasn't an actual meeting.
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  Speaker 2: When I was walking away from that conversation, I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I wish I didn't phrase that as like.
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  Speaker 4: See, that's exactly what I'm getting at you.
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  Speaker 2: You are you are?
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  Speaker 4: I think you are calling meeting when it might just
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  Speaker 4: be conversation.
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  Speaker 2: No, it wasn't.
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  Speaker 4: I think you are playing the meeting card a little
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  Speaker 4: too fast and loose. Yeah, it was meeting.
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  Speaker 2: It was a meeting, but I I will say I
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  Speaker 2: was not formally like it wasn't a meeting for me
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  Speaker 2: as much as it was just.
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  Speaker 4: To pop in. So it's a pop in.
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  Speaker 2: It was pore, you're doing what am I supposed to say? Hey,
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  Speaker 2: I haven't been in yet, I've I had to pop in.
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  Speaker 1: It would contextualize in more. Meeting has like this gravity
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  Speaker 1: to it. We're popping. It's like fun. You have like
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  Speaker 1: a poppy soda and a popcorn.
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: Meeting is meeting is trouble?
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, meeting maybe for you boys for me. For me,
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: it usually it means more money.
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: There are I haven't been in yet. I just had
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: to come to Jesus talk. Uh you know, just did
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: a quick call to arms.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Meetings are like confessions.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I liked it to be honest when they pulled
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: me in. I was jacked up. Yeah, sure, I hopef
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: we could grab you for a minute.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: Of course they said grab you. That's what they said,
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: if we grab you for a minute, who was it
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: that would send chills down? I got chills in my
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: life when people have sent can I grab you for
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: a minute? What comes next is horrible, horrible divorce. It's
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: never like, hey, can we grab you for a minute?
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: Good news, Yeah, here's an extra ten thousand dollars.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Doesn't happen. Yeah, they were just asking about who wasn't
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: the whole team?
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: No, but who is the who are the people.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: The big hitters? Yeah? But who are they big hitters?
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: You don't know their names?
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: Molly, you didn't. Well see, this is how I know
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: it was a pop in because you didn't have it
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: on your calendar.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: No.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: I literally walked the names and remember them. I walked
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: in here, dropped my bag, and then I walked out
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: to go grab a snack, and then you did come here.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: I did, yes, But I also do something I wasn't
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: gonna I wasn't gonna get into it. I definitely never
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: said I haven't.
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: Been in here.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: It's allergic to the truth. I hadn't been in since
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: my big meeting big meaning.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: You said big meaning big meeting.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Conference You're to conference with, Molly. You guys were opposite
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: ends of a conference table.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: That's who it is, right, Molly. I mean else you
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: would know Chicago sales. Yeah, you would know.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: Whit she's in Chicago. Yeah.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: So you really were on zoom, yes, but they have
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: that whole zoom set up where like you're you walk
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: in and you're already on you know, maybe for you,
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: and they're like they they have like the I don't
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: know where the microphone is, but you're it's somewhere on
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: the day.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: You're the king of meetings whenever, whenever you walk into
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: a room, everyone gets a notification, Oh he's here.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: I used to have arrived. I used to have meetings
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: when I first meeting here, I had like three meetings
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: a week. Oh, those were like me and Gazz had
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: literally like it was it was like three meetings a week.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Those were like you need to go back to college.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: And it would just be him chewing me out really
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: for like thirty minutes straight about what everything, not showing
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: up to the act or something like that. No, this
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: was pre act. Once I was on the act. It
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: was smooth sailing from there. How'd you get on the air? Maybe?
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: And Nick had to go to Rediscovering America so Roan
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: brought me in. Yeah, that's exactly what.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: Did you guys meet about that? A meeting about that?
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: My meetings with sass. You should just be like wandering
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: up to his desk and I'd be like, do you
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: want to do some actual work? He'd be like, yeah,
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: that actually sounds good.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's a walk and talk yeah, pop up.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean it's tough when you first start here
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: and you just got no idea what to do. I know,
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: uh huh. I was just tweeting about how instead of meeting.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: I'm concerned about how flippantly you use the word meeting. No,
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: because you've used that word to say I can't we
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: can't record today. I have a really busy day. What
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: do you have a lot of meetings? A lot of meetings?
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: You were that you were playing the meeting card in
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: a way that it is losing its credibility. I mean,
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: that was wearing thin.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: There was nothing I could do about it. There I can,
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: if you want, I can start inviting you to more meetings.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: I would like that.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd like to be part of meetings.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I I I classify any any any
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: grouping of more than two people without recording equipment as
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: a meeting in work related when.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: You have like not obviously want to go meet over
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: a stick, let's go meet some meet meet with me.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: No, that's not not what I mean.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Do you Guys have people in your life that And
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: they're often women at times heavy set, who have who
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: have a very uh they like put this importance on
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: meetings and like they want to tell you about how busy.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah they are, they're you know, you know who I'm talking.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, But the person in my life who does that
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: is not a heavy set woman. It's a Harry puts
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: too much importance on meetings. But no, I know what
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: you mean. And I think that comes from COVID that
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: they just are like meetings became currency. It became a
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: way of showing that you had made progress that day. Yeah,
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: it's very LA. By the way, very la. They do
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: lunches in New York com meetings.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: That's where I was introduced to the meeting.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was in LA. True story. The first travel
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: soccer team that I ever played for in Maine was
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: called Mary Meeting, which is I don't know why where
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: that came from, but that was the name of our team.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: And then we met to Coastal f C and.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Then Marry Meeting. Is not a intimidating name for a.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: Team we didn't we didn't do particularly well.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, soft name. We have to be the Sharks or
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: like the Keith.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: I remember when I went out to I went out
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: to LA and I had to do a bunch of meetings.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: This was like when I did my dontail set like
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: two years ago, and I went out to LA for
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: like a week and I did a bunch of meetings
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: and like they're all just not they're all just nonsense,
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: like meetings, most meetings are nonsense.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Getting brought in for meetings, especially in LA or before,
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: like I worked at Barstool, I would like come up
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: from Philly to New York meetings at like the Viacom office,
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: and they'd always be like, I want you to meet somebody,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: and you meet someone with like no context of who
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: they were, and you don't know what they're looking.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: For out of the meeting.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: People in LA, like you'll go into a meeting and
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: they'll just lie to your face. That's where you learned it. Like,
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: I remember going into that meeting and they'll be like,
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: they'll be like, what kind of movies do you like?
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I don't know, Like Quentin Tarantino, I
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: guess like you're in his next movie, Like, oh wow,
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: that's great. Yeah, never hear a single thing about it. Again,
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: what brands are you into? Balance? Oh great, you're the
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: new face of night.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Phil Knight in the next room talking to Mike Jordan
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: basketball fan.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's ever, that's what it is. Everyone's like that.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: Everyone everyone's a fan. That is industry speak. By the way,
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: did you ever go out to LA for generals?
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know what's that?
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: That's that is what it's called a general meeting.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: That's probably what it was.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: I used to First of all, before COVID, you would
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: they didn't do those on zoom. You'd go all the
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: way across the country for what was called a general meeting.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: And I did this probably four or five times before
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: I realized it was the most waste of time and
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: money that I have ever had my life. Where you
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: sit down, you know, you go to a fucking soho house,
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: in Beverly or wherever house with some fucking production company
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: head and you sit and you talk to them about
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: nothing about nothing for an hour, and then they go
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: on to the three more of those that day.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's such a nice position of power that those
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: people can be in to be the ones selling the
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: dream to be like, I have the dream, you want
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: the dream, and you're auditioning for the dream right now.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: You don't even know what you could do to get it,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: to earn the dream, but of the dream. But they
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: have it though, Like they're getting paid to do the meetings.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: They have the dream in their back pocket.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: It's just like anyone I met who moves to LA
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: and does not dislike it. I always wonder if they
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: ever had to go through.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Those or they're just comment Maybe they went through them
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: and when something happened from it, Yeah maybe maybe I
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: I guess I guess I just became so jaded from
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: LA as a result of how every time I went
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: there you would be promised. You'd come home thinking, my god, Yeah,
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: I've just met my gate keyd, I've met my guardian angel.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: He's gonna let me and he said he's gonna usher
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: me straight to the studio a lot.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'll be with fucking Scorsese, you know each time.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and now you get so flippant about the people
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: who like you're like once you get a little bit jaded,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: you're like yeah, yeah whatever, and that's probably the real
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: person that you needed to like suck off when you're
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, yeah for you, like yeah, two hundred bucks.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: Like whatever.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: Dude, I have met so many fucking people. Yeah, and
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: that is not a flex because not one of them
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: has panned out. No, they did, and all of it
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: went well. Yeah. You know. It's not as if I
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: entered those meetings or those lunches or those generals with
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: like a bad attitude or I.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Wonder if that's what you need to do, I start
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: throwing it around, we get on the table, or just not.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: Show up and be like no I didn't. I decided
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: to do better things with my time taking the fuck. Yeah,
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: the fan is he is busy. The fan thing is
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: so funny. Yeah.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: I remember like the first couple of times here and
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: that being like, oh it's that's great. One time they're
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: keeping up.
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: One time I went to I went to see a
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: friend out in La and I went to see a
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: live taping of Tosh point zero.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: That's cool, and there was and Dan.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: After the episode, he spoke to the live audience, which
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: was only I don't know, one hundred people at most,
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: and he did this thing where he just for fun
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: ran through all of the sort of past projects that
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: he had auditioned for and not gotten. And it was
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: very very funny, like movies with Catherine Heigl, you know,
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: rom coms and all these things that you wouldn't have known, right,
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: and he hadn't gotten any of them. This is you know,
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: he was crushing it on toalk point at this point,
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: and I I'm getting to a point now where I
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: could list the litany of failed things that I haven't gotten.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Like you were of a better chance of success through
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: entering a contest than through taking me.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: Correct, quite literally, I won the job at Barstool through
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: a contest. All of my success has come through washto,
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: which is why I have continued to shift my priorities
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: more and more over here.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it's pretty easy to see to realize
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: how competitive it is and how unrealistic a lot of
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: stuff is. Like I remember even just doing the White
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Lotus audition. After that, I was like, well, that's the
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: last time I'm ever doing one of those. I was like,
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: I'm never gonna there's no way they're ever going to
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: be on the other end of that and be like,
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: that's the guy that's who we need.
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: Well, what you learn right now? I have an audition
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: for it's like an untitled fucking medical yeah comedy. Yeah,
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: Like all right, why.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Me? And they'll be like the director's specifically.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: Didn't I had that exactly and be like, that's the
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: perfect patient I had.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: That happened last year, your.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: Patient not even I don't even know. I didn't even
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: look at it. I just immediate was like that, fuck that.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: But dude, you know you do these things over zoom
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: now so or tape, and you don't. I think back
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: when you would go into the room, it was a
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: little easier to sort of exude charm or share some
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: more depth of who you are as a person, who
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: you might be to work with, as opposed to just
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: as you know and what you What I came to
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: believe and sort of learn was that every one of
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: those roles, there's ten line roles, eight line roles goes
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: to the nephew of a executive producer. Yeah, who's I
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: think the roles trying to get into acting.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, nepotism, contest meetings.
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: It's just handed. It's just handed. Yeah, it's earmarked for
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: a family member.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I also think that when they send those auditions
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: out there, are the roles are already filled? Correct? Yeah,
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: it's like what they're saying about like job applications right now. Yeah,
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: you're just applying to nothing. Yeah, it's not going anywhere.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you go on barstools like linked or whatever. Like
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: the application website is like three hosts for son of
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: a Boy dat.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Yoh dude, I just applied for your job.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Dave said, you really liked you.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean those auditions. You know what's crazy is
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: like I say the thing about auditions, but also like
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: I've never that was never really something that I was
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: interested in, was like banging out auditions. If you talk
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: to people that are like pursuing like acting like full time,
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: they do like nine of those auditions a day. I
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: know it's fucking insane.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: And I can't do that.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: No.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: You know, when the hit rate is whatever two percent
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: and you need to be that volume heavy. I have
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: other things that will probably yield greater success. Yeah, and
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: then you see people you admire getting roles which are
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: written for them to stop and begonia. That director I'm
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: pretty sure had him him in mind for the ale
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: of the cop and so he got it. And I
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: had this thought of like, you know, they wrote the
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: role in Tires for me, like I didn't have to
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: audition for that. Yeah, and I remember thinking like, well,
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: that's so much easier than going through the audition process.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: I'm just going to do it that way from now on,
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: which is very akin to Gilmour when he hits the
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: hole in one and he's like, well, that's way easier
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: than I'll just do that from now on. Yeah, I'm
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: only going to do roles that are written.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: To make very high level connection, leverage them into It's
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: very delusional.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: So but I think it's it is the best way,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: or like if you wrote your own vehicle, that's true.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: I think that's more realistic than hoping. But also the
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: people who are like trying to become actors now it's
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: like trying to get like a job in like newspapers,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: or like trying to get a fucking radio gig or
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: something like that. It's like an old it's like an
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: old media. Like I don't know, like you're best case scenario,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: you'll put like a CGI suit on and be in
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: like a background in Avatar.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: That's not there's not the upside that there was.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: We're like be the tenth HBO spin off of Girls
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: or whatever.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Yea, sell and sell the rights to your face just
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: in a fucking program now.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: And people are doing that and then like ten years
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: later they're being used for like something else. Yeah.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like an no zempic commercial fifteen years later, Yeah,
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: we go v commercial.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Do either of you watch that show that like new
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: the La version of Girls on HBO.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: Oh it's called Yeah, I know you're talking about Love La. Yeah.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: I haven't watched it oh yet, but I admire the
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: people in that show.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Its good?
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: Is it good?
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: I mean it's for girls, is it?
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: It's good?
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: The way Girls was good?
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: Girls was good.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: I thought it was funny though, I mean it's well written,
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: it's funny, cool.
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: No, I haven't.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I can't say, I'm gonna like
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: I don't think you could live without it, Like I
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: don't think it's for us, you know, Like I'm not
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: gonna be like, you gotta go watch it tonight. But
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: I enjoyed it.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's like for girls and gays, much like
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: the TV show Traders.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Have you watched Traders Traders?
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: No?
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: I watched the first three episodes, and I think that
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: like eighty percent of the males on the.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Cast are gay? Are gay men? That the Hockey One?
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: They're not casting straight?
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: No, that's another gay show.
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: Which one?
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: The Hockey One? Oh?
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: Oh, I started watching that last night. Why I'm so glad.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: I'm so glad you brought it up. I'm so pumped.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: You're testing the water, you're dipping the time.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: I'm excited.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: We're seeing the fish net shirt.
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I wondered. I wondered about my my sweater today.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: I did wear a shirt under it.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: I'm smart.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: I thought for a long time. I've oought for a
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: long time, like why would I ever watch this show?
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: And how long it's been out for like a month?
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: Huh has it only been out for like a month?
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: But he's thinking about it every day.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: All anyone's talking about it's this fucking show. Yeah.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Someone said that that that that this show has done
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: more to grow the game of hockey in.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: The fucking Yeah, I'm not afraid to admit, by the way,
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: I mean, I can't be the only straight guy that
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: has turned this on. And for what it's worth, I
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: watched only I watched like twenty minutes of the first episode. Yeah,
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: so nothing out of twenty two No, no, nothing sexual
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: has happened.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: You just skipped the credits.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: Golly, so you're just curious. No, uh, I don't know why.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: Everyone was talking about it, and a girlfriend of mine
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: was like, you need to watch it.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Why? Why did she say?
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: She said it was unbelievable and it's like sad and romantic,
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: And I thought about Broke Back Mountain, which I thought
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: was a beautiful movie. Yeah, of course, and like haunting,
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: and I was like, well, maybe it's like that. It's
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: not like that.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know why.
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: It's crash. Yeah. I thought it was going to be
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: like a good sports thing with the story being the
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: two guys just in spite of their masculinity or something,
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: fall in love and you know, can't. But that's not it.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: It's corny. It's ship. So I turned it off, which,
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: by the way, both of you, that's the straightest thing
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: you can do is try the show and not for me,
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: and instead of you both being like, I don't want
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: to try because I'm afraid. All right, what happens if
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: I finished the show, which I'm sure you would harry
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: because you love hockey?
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do love I do love puck. Can't get
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: that wrong.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: I know that something like that happened to you. What
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: that you fell in love with a hockey game ring
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: you're on thin ice playing with someone stick.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Most of my hockey career was spent on the bench
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: looking across at the stands at my dad, who was
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: furious looking right back at me for sixty minutes straight.
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• 37:03
  Speaker 4: The Unfortunately, there is a character in this show that
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: you could relate to, probably the Russian guy. His dad
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: is very domineering.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so what is the like? What makes it corny?
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: It's just ship like the dialogue? What's an acting? I
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: think I think that the the other the the guy
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: who plays the Russian guy is probably well cast. But
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: the other guy doesn't look like a hockey player. You can't.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: I couldn't buy it for a second, and I thought,
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: I don't know, I thought because of the budget and
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: how popular this show is that it did you guys
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: ever watch that show? I think it was called Playmakers
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: on HBO. It was on ESPN, and the rumor was
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: it got canceled because it was so revealing in lifelike
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: to the NFL that the NFL was like, don't make it.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Other season and every episode was like this, this star
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: linebacker's taking steroid shots in his ass right before the game,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: or like the quarterback just like beat up a fucking
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: really his girlfriend.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: Now he used to hire the team's fixer to like
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: deal with getting it. Someone got someone pregnant, like it.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Was drinking before the game. There's like so much and
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: there was a.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: There was an episode where one of the receivers was
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: secretly gay and shind Christian, but he was like the
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: best player on the team or whatever. And then Dimitrius Harris,
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: the star running back, had a major drug problem. It
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: was an awesome show. Is it still Can you still
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: watch it? You could find it somewhere. It was excellent.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna check that out.
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: Really really great show. I kind of thought this was
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: going to be like that, Yeah, I really did. Like
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: it's just like pulpy soap opera bullshit for women and
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: that bum me out.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: So women do love hockey players. But the only thing
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: about this show is like Hockey's on. Hockey's on right now.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Like if you want to have like a fantasy about
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: like hockey, like the season's happening and watch you never
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: know it's going to happen tonight.
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: Well, they that that when they they I don't know
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: if they still do it, but they used to do
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: the twenty four to seven Road to the Winter Classic,
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: which was the hard Knocks for hockey. Yeah, that was
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: my favorite. I like that even more than I liked
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: is in the.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Winter Classic in Miami this year. Inside is it? That's terrible?
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure.
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: How's it inside? I believe that is what is happening.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: It's not at hard Rock. I could see it being
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: at hard Rock.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: But I think it's just uh wow, yeah, tot for
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: the brand. Yeah, it doesn't make anything outdoors are indoors
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: on indoors.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: It doesn't make any fucking sense, Yeah.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: It really does. It really doesn't make sense in a
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: baseball stadium.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's got to be gay hockey players out there,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: for sure. I'd rather just watch the life story of
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: Sean Avery. If if it's going to be that, you know,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: I think hockey. Ay.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: I thought he was approven gay? Is he maybe bisexual?
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: I don't know about that alright, is he?
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: I thought that there was like a thing that he
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: was just like, uh.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: I think he's forward, fashion forward, But I don't know
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: that he was like a face of Vogue or something
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: like that. Like he he worked at Vogue and.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: He's an advocate for the l g B t Q community.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: Since when is that?
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: I think it's the same thing. Those go hand in hand. Yeah,
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: there the roofs open. They're gonna leave the roof open
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: for as long as they can until the ice starts melting.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Right right, We got a puddle in center ice.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: Players just tripping through sludge.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Did you we when when I was really young, we
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: we did a at home rink like me and my dad. Yeah,
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: like where you do the tarp with one? We just
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: had ponds. Yeah. But did you do you ever do
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: do you ever? Like, do you ever go to someone's
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: house who like made a rink? Yeah?
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: Gino DeMillo so sick. Yes. One of my friends, me
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: and Andrew Poach a bit, used to go to Gino
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: de Milo's house, and we would. I don't know.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: Now thats something now is that an inside joke? No,
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: both know, Gina, Yeah.
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: Well, Gino Demilo is the son of the De Milo's
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: restaurant Charlie Demilio. Fortune Demillo's is the floating restaurant in
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: the Old Port. Oh that my buddy Ryan Oaks once
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: on a dare after a very boozy lunch, jumped off
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: the side of into the water really and then had
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: to swim to the dock.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Was that a big thing in Maine, like restaurants that
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: are on boats, because I've been to one in the
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: Pilot House in Kenny Bunk Port.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: Mm hmm, well that makes yeah, that makes sense.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Have you ever been there?
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: No, really, I don't really go to Kenny Bunk Port.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: It's too touristy. Real main don't go there.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: I would agree with that. What do you mean you'd
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: agree with that? It's very not for you to agree
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: with it's extremely torous. That's just my truth as a
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: Massachusetts person visiting Maine constantly growing up. But you can't
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: speak for what real Mayners do. Yes you can.
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: If I'm from.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: Massachusetts, you're pretty much from.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: Don't you dare, don't you dare? There is a very
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: thin strip of New Hampshire which buffers from you. And
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: by the way, my statement that you agreed with was
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: real Mayners don't go to Kenny Bunkport, And you're like,
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: I agree with that. How the fuck would you know?
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Because I well, because I, first of all, two of
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: my friends live in Kenny Bunk and then I still
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: don't believe and all they do is talk about how
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: dead it is outside of the summer.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, then you really know that they're not real
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: Mayners because they live in kenny Bunkport.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Well, they live outside of Kenny Bunk.
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: That's like me saying, yeah, I'm a New Yorker. I
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: live in Times Square, boy, I live right in the
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: heart of it. Man, fucking you see some ship classic
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: New York.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: I mean we pretty much lived in Times Square Hell's kitchen.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: Are you going to Maine for a fish week in March?
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's not a bad idea. Maine in March is cold,
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: dead of winter.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I feel like.
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: We are a long way from doing any kind of Uh,
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: you know what we should do is we could probably
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: float down the Soccer River in tubes or or on
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: floats or something like what I fish. It would be
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: kind of fun.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: You know. What I really want to do in terms
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: of fly fishing is those tubes that are like you're
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: you like you pretty much just go. It's like a
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: regular tube like you would have in a pool, but
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: there's like slots for your legs and then like a
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: strap around the crotch like as a harness. So you
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: just sit in the tube and then you're like sitting
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: down but you're on the tube okay, and and you
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: fish the whole way just like floating like standing. It's
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: pretty fun. I've never done it. Looks sick, though, I
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: think you should do it. I think.
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: Standing like you're like you're.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: There have to be a pretty deep river to be
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: that you could just stand.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: Float well, that would be the like the river that
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: we went in in Upstate. We definitely could have done that.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Stood float standing floated.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: Where else can we go?
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Where else are we could go? South?
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: Like like see how he's standing up and he's got
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: the float, so it's like if he gets like he
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: you would go up to your waist pretty much and
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: then you just your legs are just hanging that cool
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: and you're just floating.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: The way that you described it, It wasn't picturing it.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: And I think that would be a hilarious visual, the
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: three of us just floating down in our own personal floats.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: How are you going to film that? That's that's that
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: is true, walking along the bank the whole time, floating
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: down the river, running brush.
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: Like a young de Niro stalking the dawn the Godfather
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: on the roof, stepping over chimneys and fucking down ledges,
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: stumps and rocks.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think we got a float. Yeah, next
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: time you're going to shoot that. Well, we don't have
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: to do those float float tubes. We could do it
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: just a boat.
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: That's that's doable.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: We could, Yeah, definitely, you could.
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: Put camera guys on like a kayak or something.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: What if it what if the like, what if it topples?
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: Well, that's why we wouldn't go heavy.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: We wouldn't go heavy rapids.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we would have to go you know, class one.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Are we going south? Are we going to go south?
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Are we going to go to New Jersey? We also
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: have to have a place that's as nice as Francis's,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: don't Yes.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: We do.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: That's that's a I want to go full rustic.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: I want oh, I want to I want to go
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: to luxury. I want to be in the lap of
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: luxury when we get back.
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: You know what would be a good contest is fire building?
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: Did Darty do or No? We talked about doing it.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: Probably did for a fish week originally.
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we should have done that.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: That would be sick.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: I definitely would suck ass at that, but it'd be fun,
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: be fun.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: That'd be fun.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I'd be pretty bad at it.
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: I had something I wanted to bring up, but I
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: can't remember what it is anymore.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: Sean Avery, by the way, said he's probably had a
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: gay teammate.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: So he throwing the blame on everyone.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: He's not gay right now, but he says, I do
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: think I must have had a gay closet teammate at
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: some point in my career. And he said, I love
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Heated Rivalry, and it's the worst hockey show ever made,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: but the most incredible gay hockey show ever made.
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: True.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: I didn't realize it's the bro that made Letter Kenny,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: that made it. That's like a good, interesting, different show,
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Letter Kenny.
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: I've never seen that.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: No, No, Kenny.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Letter Kenny, No, not ringing any bells on Thursday.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: I'm getting a pre novo scan.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: Those are expensive for what for you?
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: It's like a pre pre empty.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: It's like a full body scan to like see what's
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: inside you.
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: Did you want to see that Matt Damon movie where
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: he the wealthy people live on a different planet and
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: he's trying to Wally and he's trying to like get
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: off his planet to get up there. Do you know
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: what I'm talking about? I don't think many people saw
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: this movie.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: Good Planet Hunting think.
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: I think it was Matt Damon futuristic movie. And if
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: you could get up to that other planet, there was
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: like a settlement there that had these machines that you
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: could actually would scan your full body and rid you
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: of any maladies.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, how do you get? How much? Is that call?
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Because I've that's I've been looking for one of those
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: my entire life.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Like that doesn't it doesn't rid you of them though,
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: it just diagnoses.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I want to I want the full scan.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: I'm getting the full scan.
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: Are you doing that? Isn't that like twenty grand or something?
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: No?
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, that's the one rigs got, which
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: I think is twice that what but I think this
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: is this one's like two grand It was a Christmas gift.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: They're sending you through the fucking scanners at LaGuardia. Yeah,
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: lay down in.
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: Two grands empty, sir, you have a tumor in your hip.
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, you just had your belt on. The movie
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: was Elysium, by the way, that was what I was thinking.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: Elysium. I haven't heard of that.
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: Don't even worry about it.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: Elysium. Wait, wait, so when are you doing that? Thursday?
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: And the what is it? It's just a full scan?
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, full scan. You're just in there for like an hour.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Then they're scanning everything soup to nuts.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: So you pretty much you walk out of that ideal
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: in an ideal world, you walk out and you're like,
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: I'm fucking clean, or like, obviously they're being bad. At
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: least you're finding.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: Out before catching it early.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: Before that, there's like, you know, why doesn't it Why
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: don't they just have everybody do that? Why isn't that
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: Like yeah, but they should just that should be like
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: what like your physical is it should definitely go and
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: then you just get the full body away.
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: Speaking of physical I reached out to my primary care physician, yeah,
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: who I've been seeing for years to schedule a physical
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: because I also had to have to schedule some blood
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: tests for this hard thing that I have, and uh,
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: the resupa STAT in order to renew my stat and
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: I have to like, at this point, I've been on
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: ever for three years, they need to make sure that
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: it's whatever. I found out that the fucking Mount sign
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: and Ie Health they were like, oh, are you still
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: on yet? Anthem Blue Cross, Blue Shield Healthcare And I
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: was like yep, They're like yeah, for whatever reason, they
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: won't work with us.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: So not only did I get thrown off the medication
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: I was on that was working because of this fucking
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: insurance we have, I also just they're feuding with Mount
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: Side Eye, which is a big group in in like
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: veg And I can't see my primary care physician.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that out of pocket that the out of
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: pocket's got to be so expensive.
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: out of pocket. I'm just gonna have to find, you know,
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: finding a new primary care physician. Don't love that process.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: That sucks.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: You gotta you don't know how their bedside manner is
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: you don't know how you're gonna feel. You don't know
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: how their process is going to be.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: For the prostatic jam, the testicle check.
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: I haven't had to do that ever, not once. We'll
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: never let a doctor tell you to turn your head
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: and cough.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: When I was younger, I did with your priiatrician. Yeah,
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: I'm a pediatrician. As an adult, I don't, I weirdly
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: don't think I have as an adult. When was the
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: last time you saw a doctor for a physical within
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: the last couple of months?
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: For real? Yeah, yeah, I go to the doctor. You
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: had a physical in the last two couple months.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: He had a meeting with the doctor.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: I think I had. I think I have one over
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: the summer. Yeah, maybe not.
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, I know, I know years ago.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: And you're like, yeah, it must have been like last
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: year right now, because I've got a primary care doctor
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: and they prescribed my zole OFFT and I have to
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: go every six months for a checkup. That's not a physical,
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: I know, but I feel like they've given me a physical.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: I feel like they have to when you first sign
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: up with them. I don't know, but I don't think
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: they were looking at my balls.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: It's been a while since my balls were examined by
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: my my PCP.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: I feel like they're leaving the balls behind, they're getting ready. Well,
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: they're just like you do it. Yeah, you check out
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: your balls, which I guess is reasonable. I can check
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: out my balls.
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: No, No, you don't know what to feel for.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: You know what to feel for. You know if.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: If it's the fucking extension cord, if.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: It's cancer, you know what I mean, extension cord.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: Well, you are your balls just floating in space?
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: Or are they tethered?
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, but I I don't know because mine are tethered.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: I'm going to need you to hit me up with
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: your scan.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Guy.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: See if we're gonna do like a two for one,
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: Like I'll just like slide in behind you like two cars.
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: Bottom half was totally healthy, that top half riddled with disease.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: I feel like it's worth it.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: It's gotta be worth it.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: It's gotta just for peace of mind. You're going to
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: sleep so well for like the year after you get
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: that scan.
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: Why was RIGGS is so much more expensive? What does
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: the higher end one do?
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: I have no idea? Frankie was telling me about it.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: Must be making like modifications and ship Yeah, they're probably
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: tweaking genetic modification, probably untethering his balls, just letting them
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: free floaty.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. You have to ask him though,
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, he seems like he's doing great. Did you
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: guys see the inside of Riggs's apartment on when Mincey
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: was there. No, I would love to get your thoughts
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: on his decorating style.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: And home decorse apartment. Who's business business like architectural? I
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: wish that was that in?
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: Where was that little limewash that was?
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: How about the limewhish?
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: You have the limelinashuya, that was a solid wash. It's
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: a shame what Mincey did to that concrete.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Well, he's never been around the limewash. You could tell
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: that Mincy has never laid eyes on the limewash.
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: Imagine, imagine because he took the bathing suits off and
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: saw the damn it. Honestly, said, boy, I hope he
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: doesn't catch that.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: Honestly, I'm I think I'm with Mincy on this one.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: If you pull that. If I pulled that bathing suit
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: off and I saw that, my heart would fall through
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: my body. Yes, I'd be like, I just got to
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: get out of here.
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: Wow, you're that guy.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: I gotta get on the first flight home.
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: I'm not surprised at all.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: But my god, well, I think that there's a chance
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Mincy didn't see it. I think there's a chance he
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: was just.
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: Like, you had to have seen that.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: I took it off.
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: I was like, what have I done?
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: I think that he just like ripped it off. And
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: I don't even know if I saw that, I wouldn't
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: even know how to react.
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: You have to tell your host, Hey, man, I made
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: a mistake. I'm really sorry. Fix it and send me
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: the bill.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Send me the bill for a fresh limewash your secondary bedroom.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah how much?
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's how much more than more than a
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: pre Novo scan really to limewash that size of a room.
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but he presumably they could just if they have
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: the pain, or if they still the line, just do
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: another right over that.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: But you have to get somebody who knows how to
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: lime wash. Biz is just lime washing.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: You never know, there's no chance.
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: No, no, you you needed God, you needed someone who
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: knows what they're doing.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: Lime Washing is pretty technical.
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: There's a technique to it.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, I just have one lime washed bathroom, and
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: it took like a fucking week.
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: My whole did you see my bedroom in the bedrooms
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: and then the powder room room. That's also No, I
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: didn't go in the bathroom. Oh that's the best room
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: in the whole house in the No. No, he shipped
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: in my primary bedroom.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, the other bathroom.
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah there.
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: The powder room. Well, I don't know what that means.
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: It means a bathroom the first time. The second time
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: pissed me off.
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: I had a feeling it would, and that's why I'm
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: needling you. These are terms that adults use.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: It's like when it says one and a half baths,
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: that's the half.
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: It's a bathroom that was full. It's a no, it's
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: a fucking tub in it in a shower. That's a
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: powder room that was a solid room. I liked it.
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: It's a more it's a more elegant term than my
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: half bathroom. I actually think it's even douchier than powder room.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: I would just say bathroom. Just goa use the bathroom,
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: but I.
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: Have other bathrooms.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: True, So to distingul, not talking about the bathroom that's
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: in your own personal bedroom, which clearly Roan had some
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: sort of mix up there when.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: You didn't get that, I meanlas were in there.
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: When I walked in, I was so sure it was
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: Harry who had done that.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: It was the son of a boy dad listeners who
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: were cleaning up the front, and I had to go up.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: Slide in the back. I didn't even ship in Dustin's house.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: That's respect. Yeah you could have. He definitely has the
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: Toro toilet that place was. He definitely has the I
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: don't know I.
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: Feel about those.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: They had everything.
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: That's something where you know, I don't know that that
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: is a full upgrade for me. I don't know if
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: I like how automated those are, the warm toilet seats
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: nice and the day well, I don't use a bidet.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: Even in a Toro. Yeah, you go to Japan and
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: you go dry ass the entire time.
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: I think, so what I've only slapped.
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: In the face to the Emperor I'm trying to think of.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: I've used a bidet before. I don't hate him, I don't.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: I don't need one either, though. I remember when I
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: went to Europe the bidet was and let me know,
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: if I'm crazy, yeah, you're right, which is insane you
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: have to hop. You have to stand up with ship
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: in your ass and land it all together and then
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: sit down in a urinal. You have to smush it down.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure you don't have to smoke.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: But it is a seatless year.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: There's nowhere to sit. It's like it's like a hovering
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: It's like sitting on top of a sink. Yeah.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: The Japanese ones are nothing like that, though, and I
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: think that they're better than most bidets, especially the ones
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: you just put on, like that's gonna be a warm
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: and it has like a heat seeking asshole missile that's
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: gonna find.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: How did they get it so accurate? I just don't
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: want my How does it hit the dead center of
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: your asshole every time? That's zero adjusting.
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: That's Japan.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: It's a laser beam.
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: If they know anything, it's accuracy.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like there was a single Kama Kazi pilot who missed.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: Right, you're not wasting a Kama Kazi pilot. Yeah, damn. Yeah.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: We got maybe fish week in Japan.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: Ooh sushi we sick sushi week?
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: I had sushi last night, did you I did ordered it? Yeah? California,
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: it's what January thirteenth Tuesday.
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: You're not going to believe this. Since I got home
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: from New Zealand, which was January first, I have cooked
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: every single dinner that I've eaten very nice or reheated
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: left of Yeah. I haven't ordered in or eaten out once.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: That's good. You haven't eaten out. No, I'm trying to
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: cut back personally myself. That's why I'm on my yogurt
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: kick mm hm ogurt and granola. Yeah, Phoenix and Phoenix
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: here in there? What is your what'd you.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: Hit last night?
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: Last night? I made a full steak a Porterhouse Jesus
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: because I had it, Yeah, and I had to cook it.
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: I had bought it on my way upstate Quatros. You
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: guys remember Quatros. You can get a Porterhouse in a
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: twenty two. Yeah yeah, in the same bag. Yeah yeah,
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: And I bought a nice porterhouse there. But then I
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: had other things I had to cook, which would have
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: gone back sooner. So what you make what last night?
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: On top of the porter just cut up some broccolini
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: and air fried it after I marinated it, and some lemon,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: all of oil.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: Why are you saying air fry like it's a resignation
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: like you were like you almost seemed like you're embarrassed
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: to say you couldn't.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: There was fine the word weirdly, which is why I
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: spent so much time.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: I thought that you were like I thought you were
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: acting like air frying isn't a legitimate technique.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: I mean, it was a bit of a lazy meal
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: last night, but doesn't sound like it. I made a porterhouse.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: It was funny. I'm also doing dry January to tell
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: you that.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: No, but I remember you did it last year.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: I made it for two weeks last year.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: The year before, I think you did a month.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: I made it twenty eight days. Yeah, yeah, last year
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: was rough. You're going to hate this because I know
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: you want you gate keep sobriety.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: I don't don't know you do you do?
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: I once said I don't want to drink anymore. You're like,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: I don't think you should know you're not one of us. Yeah,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: you can't have that for it. Yeah, but I will
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: say that this has been the most eye opening dry
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: January for me. Yeah, really, of like, wow, I don't
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: know if I want to do this more than once
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: a week going forward.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: What drink drink? Why would have been your biggest dude.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: My sleep situation is a fucking disaster without drinking. I
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: might be the worst sleeper in America.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: Right, Is that because you're not drinking?
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: No, it's it's better without drinking.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: But that's a big tep. That's a big part of
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: the pre Novo intake. There's like a long part of
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: the questionnaire about sleeping and what what causes your lack
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: of sleep and how it's affected? How would you characterize it?
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: Roan, I get it, you're pushing the pre Nova. I
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: gotta tell you something. I have been hemorrhaging cash.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: Just just skip one pair of pants that you're.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: We are done, we are You got to put your
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: foot down somewhere and I cut I fucking cauterized the
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: wound after I spent well last night, was what I
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: really said. In the middle of the night, I woke
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: up at four, as I always do, and I went
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: on Etsy. Actually I went on spect and I bought
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: the custom wood side paneling and the knobs in wood
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: for my Marzoco lenea micro How much did that run you?
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: That was fourteen hundred Jesus. But on top of the machine,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: I'm forty nine hundred and then I bought this fifteen
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: hundred dollars grinder.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: So I'm going I'm up that scans for the whole room.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: That's well, here's the thing. Look, we're on a coffee drinker.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: You live in Dumbo? Yeah, will you promise me I'll
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: come by that from I now have the best coffee
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: cafe in Dumbo. I have a I have a better
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: ability to make coffee than Devotion Devosi or Joe's or
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: any or that fucking honey one.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, be public.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: So on your way, I'm gonna start.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna start coming to a lifetime. You don't.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: You don't go to the you don't take this upway, I'm.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: Gonna start coming to Lifetime.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: Did you join?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: I'm going to Good Now that the basketball court's gone,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: I don't have to worry about it.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: By the way, if you do that, you need to
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: sign up for a well Hub, which is on our
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: company perk thing. It's just some thing that we don't
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: even think about. It's some one of those random barstool
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: things well Hub, and then your monthly rate is like
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: cut in half. Really yeah?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: Does that apply to all gyms?
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know, because if so normal
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: monthly like at lifetime is like four hundred, my rates
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: two hundred.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: So you're not gonna drink anymore because your sleep is
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: so bad.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: Right now, I think that I like alcohol and I
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: like cocktails, but I want it to be more special
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: occasion oriented, which is to say, once a week. I
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: know that's not exactly special occasion, rather than what.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: Are you gonna do once a week? Like once a week?
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: Are you gonna be like going for it?
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: No? No, because then I'll be hungover once a week though.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: I can't handle that, dude, I can't handle that. I'm
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: a disaster when I don't sleep. I spend money on
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: Italian espresso machines in those fucking witching hours.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: Waking up at four to do retail therapy is insane.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: It's as if I'm psychotic. I have a full unconscious moment.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: And I wait out, are you still on the cush? Uh?
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah I have. I went back to that. I
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: took like three and a half weeks off.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: Were you drinking in New Zealand you were drinking years
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: or were you getting drunk?
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, by myself. That's eye open it. I mean,
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: you're like, wow, I'm drunk, and I haven't said a
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: word to anyone other than the waiter in two and
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 4: a half hours. I am just silently drunk, because.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: You don't even know how drunk you are until you
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: either try to stand or speak.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you're just like whoa, wow, Wow. That really
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 4: snuck up on me. Because I haven't said anything out loud.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: There's been no social sort of companion stimulus alongside the
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: growing drunk, just silently a tide of coming in of booze.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just standing up at a bar just whoa, yeah, whoa,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: I am hammer.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I just also, I don't know, like I think
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: that I like pairing booze with meals, Like when I
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: go to a restaurant, the cocktail to me is as
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: nice of a moment as the fucking appetizer or the andre.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: Really well, Polar and Paltrow were saying that they like
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: to get a real the early dinner in and that
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: like they hit a five thirty dinner that they can be,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: you know, fully sober and in bed. They're in bed
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: by eight o'clock.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: I'm a big five thirty dinner guy. I really am.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: See you, Polar and Paltrow yeah.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, five thirty dinner is hey, groc Of the three
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: of us, which two are Polar and Paltrow? Five thirty dinner,
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: you're definitely Paltrow.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm a Paltro, like I'm Polar.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what I am hereby curious five
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: polar Paltrow.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: You can't handle a five thirty dinner. I think you
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: shouldn't knock it till you try it.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: No, I mean I've had dinner at five thirty, but
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: it's never dinner you have.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 4: To eat again. Well that's because you stay up at four.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean I don't. I can't eat dinner
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: at five thirty.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: I like, there's too many hours before bed. When you're done, Well,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 4: it's just kind of breakfast for you.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: That is now, that's launch watch. I have dinner around
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: eight eight thirty.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: That's crazy, dude.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: So last night I had dinner around seven thirty.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 4: It's not crazy. But see if I'm starting to eat
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: at eight thirty, I start to get stressed. Yeah, because
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: I just know that that means I'm my sleep as fucked.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: Francis.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: Are you worried that you might be carbohydrate deficient?
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: What was the last carb you had. Have you been
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: skipping carbs?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 4: No, I mean I eat like brown rice and stuff,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: sweet potatoes. I do. I'm pretty good about because I
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: exercise so much that I need that.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and your fuel. Yeah, what's your split looking like
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: right now? For macros?
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: I don't know what that means?
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: What are your macro what's your macro breakdown? For nutrients?
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: You're not protein clarifying that? I couldn't you know, have
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: any third of each that my plate is divided into
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: three categories vegetable, protein, carb.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: How many grams of protein are you taking? I don't know.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: I have no idea.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: That's why you're not sleeping on sureness?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you Yeah, of having studied.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I never got that either. I'm going four hundred
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: grams a day right now.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: Protein fucking kidneys would be exploding, dude.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Now the protein parts of four hundred grams of protein.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's five shakes. It's nothing.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: Flightwork.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: The five eighty gram eighty grams of protein shakes. That
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: would be so fucking insane.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been trying to eat healthier. I will say
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: I think that the time of me of consuming protein
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: high products that are strictly like like just protein shakes
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: and protein bars.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: That is that.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: I think I am done with that part of my
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: life forever.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: I can't eat or drink any of that shit anymore.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: Why it's just like it's so gross. Dude.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: It's bad because, well, you're trying to do it for enjoyment.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: You just gotta be fueling the beast.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but even when you're fueling the beast, like, it's
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: just it doesn't feel good when you're taking down like
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: forty grams of protein in a drink you bought from CVS.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: The dude on Love is Blind there was a guy
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: once they like linked up and went back to their
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: apartments his smoothie in the morning as he would blend
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: up a chicken breast and put crystal light lemonade mix inside.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: Oh I drinking. God, that's so gross.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: A cooked chicken breast, I'm assuming.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, cooked, maybe I don't know if it's for
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: I assume it's frozen or just sitting in the fridge.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 4: Your god, dude, that is fucking vile.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: Like fortys of protein, just like a thick ass fucking chicken.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: Not just eat the chicken. I think it's the same
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: amount of protein the crystal light's not adding any protein.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: Zach Effron talked about this when he had to put
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: on a whole bunch of muscle for a movie that
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 4: he got so sick of eating the chicken that he tried.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: To like, yeah, don't drink the chicken. I could sort
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: of see that. I remember when I was, like, when
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: I was really going for it, just chicken and broccoli
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: for every meal. I hit a point where I was like,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: if I have to even look at chicken again, I'm
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: gonna throw that up.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 4: Weirdly, I don't have that problem. That never happened.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: That's because you never prepared in different ways. I don't know.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: I don't mist on it.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 4: I don't even think that. I just don't think that
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 4: I care. I don't need variety in my diet. I'm
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: happy to just.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: Have duck fat potatoes.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 4: Well, that's because I'm cooking to learn how to entertain,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 4: which is what all of this is a desperate outreach
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 4: for friendship and companionship. Why do you think I bought
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: ten thousand dollars worth of high end espresso equipment and
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: then sent messages to all my friends that live nearby,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 4: being like, if you guys don't want to spend money
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: on high and coffee anymore. Just come to my apartment.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: I'll you gotta come by. You gotta come by. But
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: are you because it would make sense if you start
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: taking the subway, which is in the winter, How I
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: get to work? How do you get Why don't you
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: take the subway? Biking every fucking day? Yeah, even when
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: it's twenty Yeah, every day. You never don't bike?
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: I bike?
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: Uh one time, like four or five weeks ago, I
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: took the subway because it was by the solid core
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: class I was taking.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well solid cor Yeah, that's close to that's close
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 4: to me that that's sort of on.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: You rip a shower after or came right in stinking
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: that's crazy. I came right in.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: Give a shower place I would I would love to
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: come and shower, have a coffee.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: I keep my bathroom pristine. You could get a Novo
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 4: scan there.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get the I'm gonna join the Lifetime.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: Excellent.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: I'm going to join the Lifetime and try to fucking
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: really break through.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: Maybe I'll join it too.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: Nope, we don't want you.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you could go to the.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: Little Lifetime over by the Moojie store on fucking Broadway
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: and fucking eleventh or whatever that.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: One when you're what's that new gym that like when
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: you're crossing the bridge it's right on the side, like
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: a climbing gym or some shit. What bridge like going
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: towards Brooklyn? Which bridge? It's a good question.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 4: I don't know, Brooklyn or Manhattan.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know. With the Williamsburg I don't know.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: Uh, it's probably the Manhattan. It's probably the Williamsburg Bridge
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 4: he's talking about.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 4: Look, I want to give an example of so last
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 4: night the Steelers were playing the Texans, and right before
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: the game, I texted our group and said, hey, guys,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 4: I'm going to bet on the Houston Texans on DraftKings.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 4: And Ron was like, love it, me too, and I'm
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 4: taking the under. And then Harry went, I'm betting the
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 4: Steelers and the over good luck.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, basically shitting on it.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: I said, I think my exact words where I like
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: the Steelers in the over, which also keep in mind
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: I didn't take the over. I was just saying that
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: to us, Yeah on us. Make you guys feel bad.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 4: You're you're just the guy who won't roll with the
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: team exactly and before where else did happen? This happened?
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: No, I said, But I said after the real reason
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: I wanted the I bet the Steelers because I didn't
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: want the Patriots have to play the Texans, and now
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: we do, which sucks.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: Well, why would you bet? I mean, wouldn't it be
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: better to bet on the Texans? So even if you
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: don't get what you want, there's still some good in
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: it for you.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: Correct, I can't do that if I'm not like I,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: then I just wouldn't. There's no way.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: Like I wanted the Eagles, I wanted the Packers to
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: win because I wanted the Eagles to maybe play the Packers.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: But I bet on the Bears because I was like, one,
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: I think they'll win, and two even if they don't,
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: there's some if the if the Packers lose, there's some
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: good in it the Bears one.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: But I would rather just have all my marbles beyond,
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: like I'll put all your exit one basket. Yeah, like
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: I put a small bet on the on the on
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: the Steelers, all your chicken breasts and one blunder exactly exactly, Yeah.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: Right, that's ass whole behavior and you were wrong on
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: both of them.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: I was right for a little bit though. The boys
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: were nervous.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: That's not how betting work. Can't be right for a little.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 4: Thirty to six.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean things got out of control in the
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: fourth and a half.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 4: Wow. Yeah.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: And the touchdowns yeah, those defensive time, I mean they're scary.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: They're scared.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: The Texans scary, and Texans are a fucking problem.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think our offense is definitely better than
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: the Steelers.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: That's true, But I mean DK Metcalf came back and
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 4: he was a problem in the first half, and then
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: they figured him out.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 4: That guy who wears the concussion helmet thing, Petrialen unbelievable.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: He's only six feet two hundred pounds and he's decking people.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. They also got that other dude who's kind of
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: like a dirty player. What's his name? A or not
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: A fucking zero? His number is zero as he's out
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: shy here. I don't know. But the guy that he
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: injured Trevor Lawrence last year, who are you thinking of?
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 4: Who?
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: We think? It says? He's really all the Muslim names
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: sound the same to you. Well, when you don't know
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: what the name is kind of yeah, if you're just
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: throwing out names.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: No, their defensive ends are the scariest part. Hunter and
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: Will Anderson. That one Will Anderson sack that led to
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: the touchdown, to the touchdown where he.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: Just flew off the edge. I think Will Campbell will
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: be good. Will Campbell's gonna protect us.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I would love the Texans, Like,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: if the Texans win a Super Bowl, that's awesome.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: We just need May to throw up thirty.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, now he's not scoring thirty on the Texans,
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: but that you could win it with like nineteen points
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: because Stroud, like you said, might be asked.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: It's nice too, because every game that we play is
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: a Stefan Diggs revenge game from here on out.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: I saw a tweet being like Stefan Diggs had three
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: baby mamas and.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: The same hotel or something.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: He had three women, three babies by three different women
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: this year, and one of them was Cardi b And
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: he just showed up to the playoff game at complete
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: piece like that. Man's like mental fortitude needs to be studied,
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: Like there's no stress in his life and he just
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: has like piling up baby mamas in court cases.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: He's a real baller.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: He's a real baller.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: He's w what AJ Brown thinks he is. Maybe, but
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: I mean AJ Brown's got a ring. I don't give
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: a rats ass what AJ Brown's got because you have
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: no rings. Six Yeah right, bro, you were six when
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: they got their last I was eighteen when they got
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: their last one and I went to the parade.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, where's the parade rout?
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: This year? We haven't started playing it. We don't like
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: to get ahead of ourselves. In New England. You guys
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: love to get it. I'm like you guys. You guys
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: are like you guys have to like figure out what
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: to do with your champion super Bowl March. You already
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: had it printed. We've never had people sending shirts to
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: Africa after the after the wild card rounds. That's pretty bold.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: They're like, we don't believe it. Christmas came.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 4: The Eagles have won ten years as well.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: I have seen a lot of videos in like it's
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: a style in Africa now to wear like throwback jerseys.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: Stop like and there are a lot of Eagles jerseys
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: and all like the videos I see of the African
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: bros dancing.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: I mean, dude, I like that they give the shirts
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: to the African bros. But also like I would love
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: like a failed Super Bowl shirt like that would be
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: such a funny shirt to wear around.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: This sweater was like taking off a basket and afric.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: Fish.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: It's the the shaker part of the Kaka.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: Shaker part.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 4: It's the net they throw into the river and then
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 4: they pull I don't know how that fucking works.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: Still, it's on it.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: It's not ethical, no, I'm saying, I don't understand the
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: physics of it. They throw a net in the river
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 4: and then they pull it in and somehow it wraps
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 4: the fish inside.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, because there's weights on the net.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 4: I cannot get my head around it like that.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: The outer ring of the net is weighted.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 4: Okay, so how are you getting that outer edge and
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 4: pulling it under to create a pocket?
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: I think the fish naturally are trying to go.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 4: Whatever you're saying right now, it's not an answer.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 4: Do you see what I'm saying? Though it doesn't make
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: any sense.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: I think it kind of does make sense. It's if
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: the bottom part of it is scraping the dude.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: If I threw a fucking bedspread, even a fitted sheep
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 4: that has the inside coming in the way that I
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 4: would have to collect whatever was inside was to grab
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 4: the edge that was far from me in the water.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: But I guess if you throw it, like what if
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: you threw it downstream and you're pulling it up, then the.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 4: Then the bottom edge would float up and.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: Be you think.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: There's so many holes. I don't think it would have
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: to float up.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 4: The only way that would make sense is if there's
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 4: some string attached to the bottom that he holds onto
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 4: after he throws it. But it seems they throw the
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 4: whole net.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they do.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 4: I don't get it.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: Francis.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: At the next fish Week, will you host a dinner
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: party for us?
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: That's a great idea. Yeah. I've gotten pretty serious about cooking,
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 4: That's what I mean.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: I feel like it'd be nice to watch the process
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: and then we kind of get to just dude.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 4: The one real benefit of extreme loneliness is you hone
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 4: your hobby skills to a lot. I'm getting good it
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 4: at everything. Yeah, because I normally I would devote this
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 4: attention to another person that I cared about, but I
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 4: don't care about anyone, so I'm just fucking I'm I
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 4: have all this free time and brain space to learn
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 4: latte art.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you gonna master? I mean obviously the
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: heart first, but what comes second?
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 4: Well, then it's the concentric circles or the sort of
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 4: like tulip.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: So when you get into like the very accurate drawings
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: of people's faces, I don't know if like I want,
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: like Roan comes over for his first cup and his
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: face is on the cold phone.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: I think that's either cinnamon stencils or you're maybe you're
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: thinking of pancakes.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: I'm definitely thinking of the cinnamon stencils, cinnamon pancakes.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: I've seen people do with pancakes, and it is awesome
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: because you flip the pancake over and there's the face.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: That's cool. That's cool, all right, Yeah, col wrap us up. Yeah,
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: thank you guys for listening. We will see you all
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: next week.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 4: No, was.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: Still still not look around, so.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 5: I looked out to you.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: Game a rise.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 5: I was only falling one way. I was only falling
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 5: one way. Jay were dried, fool?
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: Who was.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 4: So? So?
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 5: Then you's son? No, I'm coming. I'm on a phone
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 5: in my I was only a phone in my I
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 5: was on your phone in one way. I was on
• 1:22:26
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  Speaker 2: Stop.
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