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Stacey is not enjoying Rich at his fragile state · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake your ass up, fool. John Jay and Rich. What's crackin' like?
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  Speaker 1: And this is the big boss dog, Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle. Bang, boom.
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  Speaker 1: What you gonna do?
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  Speaker 2: John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 1: We not talkin' about Ren 1010.
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  Speaker 2: We not talkin' about Lassie. It's the one and only dog, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: The classiest Lassie.
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  Speaker 1: Big Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle.
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  Speaker 2: In your face to be and in the place to be.
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  Speaker 1: And you're listenin' to John Jay and Rich. Wake your
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  Speaker 1: ass up. Rich, what are today's national days?
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  Speaker 2: It's National VJ Day, and I'm not talking about the
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  Speaker 2: people that used to talk about videos on MTV. It's
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  Speaker 2: the day that World War II ended. National Blueberry Popsicle
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  Speaker 2: Day also kicks off National Blueberry Popsicle Month. National No
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  Speaker 2: Patrick Day. That's about SpongeBob. Oh. It's a SpongeBob.
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  Speaker 1: No Patrick's Day.
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  Speaker 2: No Patrick Day.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like that day.
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  Speaker 3: It should be interesting if the Lindsay Clancy case has
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  Speaker 3: something like that that happens today.
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  Speaker 2: No, literally.
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  Speaker 3: Her husband's name is Patrick.
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  Speaker 2: No Patrick.
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  Speaker 1: No Patrick. A No Patrick Day.
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  Speaker 2: It is World Coconut Day and National Pierce Your Ears Day.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, let's all get our ears pierced. Together.
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  Speaker 3: Together.
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  Speaker 1: Did you have an earring, John Jay? I pierced my
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  Speaker 1: left ear when I was in college, and I still
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  Speaker 1: put it in there. It doesn't close. That's fun. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was fun. Except my dad wouldn't talk to me.
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  Speaker 1: He thought I was gay. Oh, that's not fun. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'd come home, and I'd say, hey, Dad, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to go out to the clubs. Can I have 20 bucks?
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  Speaker 1: And he'd be like, I think someone's talking to me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if someone's talking to me or not.
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  Speaker 1: And I'd be like, huh? And then I took my
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  Speaker 1: earring out and I'd go, hey, daddy. Yes, son.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: He's old school. Very, very old school. As we got older,
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  Speaker 1: he loosened up a lot about that stuff. But he
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  Speaker 1: was old school European. At any rate, I want to
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  Speaker 1: get into this. Rich says he's got the meanest, nicest wife.
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  Speaker 1: It's true. My wife is so sweet.
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  Speaker 2: Most of the time until I say one thing that
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  Speaker 2: annoys her and then she's pretty mean.
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  Speaker 1: I love her.
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  Speaker 2: We got the greatest thing going. But this morning I
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  Speaker 2: was rushing her to the airport. Get this. She woke
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  Speaker 2: up at 130 and I woke up at 150. So
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  Speaker 2: she had a plane that took off at 5 a.m.
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  Speaker 2: But she needed to pack her things because she's going
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  Speaker 2: to Miss America, which happens over Labor Day. And she's,
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  Speaker 2: you know, supporting the. The Arizona Girls. She's the executive director.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm not able to do a whole lot. I
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  Speaker 2: think you guys have seen me on crutches.
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  Speaker 1: You're in crutches. Your knee's blown out. Your hamstring's blown out.
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  Speaker 1: Who knows what? We don't know yet.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to get my MRI today. So I'm
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  Speaker 2: doing all the things that I can to help her.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going through a checklist with her. But I realize
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  Speaker 2: that she's in kind of a mood. So and I
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  Speaker 2: also realized that she's probably not used to being up
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  Speaker 2: at dark o'clock like we are. So the conversation for
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  Speaker 2: her doesn't really flow where I'm kind of waking up
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  Speaker 2: and I'm getting my thing going. So she says to me,
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  Speaker 2: I'm in a huge hurry. Can you at least pull
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  Speaker 2: the car around? I know you're not going to be
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  Speaker 2: able to pick up luggage and all that stuff. I said, sure,
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  Speaker 2: no problem. So I pulled the car around. She comes out,
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  Speaker 2: she lugs her bags in and she gets in the car.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, I need you to hurry because I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to be late. I would have been on time
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  Speaker 2: if anybody would have been able to help me with
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  Speaker 2: my bags. Well, you know, I, I did blow out
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  Speaker 2: my knee. You did see me like writhing on the
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  Speaker 2: floor and she's like, yeah. And it's still, it's still,
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  Speaker 2: I know it's still bad. Go get your, I'm already,
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  Speaker 2: I need to know what's going on. And then we
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  Speaker 2: drove in, in, in somewhat silence and, And I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 2: I know your girls are going to do great. You know,
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  Speaker 2: just let me know how they do. And I hope
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  Speaker 2: you have a really, really great time on your trip.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, I left the kitchen a mess. That's
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  Speaker 2: on you.
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  Speaker 3: She's like, you got to handle your wifey duties while
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  Speaker 3: I'm gone.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So I think my perkiness in the morning kind of
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  Speaker 2: pissed her off. And the fact that I am not
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  Speaker 2: able to lug her out of her bag, she felt
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  Speaker 2: like maybe, you know, she probably could have just got
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  Speaker 2: an Uber.
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  Speaker 1: They probably would have helped her out.
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  Speaker 3: Also, you know the stress of like the travel countdown?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Especially if you don't have everything done and you're just
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  Speaker 3: like last minute, like I have to do this, this,
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  Speaker 3: and this. And then you were like, oh wait, I
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  Speaker 3: have to do this, this, and this, this too. And
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  Speaker 3: it would be nice if my husband could help me.
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  Speaker 3: Of course he's hurt, but like seriously.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: And also if you're not a morning person and someone
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  Speaker 3: is talking to you and just won't stop talking to
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  Speaker 3: you and you're not a morning, that is the most
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  Speaker 3: annoying thing ever.
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  Speaker 2: Then she's mad at me because I didn't tell her
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  Speaker 2: that she could do her makeup in the car on
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  Speaker 2: the way there. So she did her makeup before. And
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  Speaker 2: that made her late for packing. So really her time
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  Speaker 2: management was kind of a total mess.
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  Speaker 1: She needs you to tell her it's okay to do
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  Speaker 1: her makeup in the car.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, you could have told me I could have
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  Speaker 2: done the makeup in the car. Cause you didn't tell
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  Speaker 2: me it was going to be a 40 minute ride
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  Speaker 2: to the airport.
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  Speaker 1: First time going to the airport.
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  Speaker 2: You live here too. So right now, my car is
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  Speaker 2: a mess, too, because she's got mail. She's like, could
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  Speaker 2: you just take this mail back inside?
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  Speaker 1: She's pulling stuff out of her purse that she doesn't need.
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  Speaker 2: There's a curling iron in the seat of my car
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  Speaker 2: that she was mad she couldn't plug in. I said,
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  Speaker 2: I got a hat that you can wear. And she's like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't wear hats at the airport. So she was
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  Speaker 2: fired up. But I think once her trip, you know, gets,
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  Speaker 2: you know, once she drink coffee.
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  Speaker 1: She does. I don't think she had any this morning. Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: I think she was sipping on a little tea this morning.
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  Speaker 1: So she's mean and nice.
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  Speaker 2: She's absolutely lovely until she is time-pressed and stressed, and
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  Speaker 2: then it's a little scary.
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  Speaker 1: So there's no compassion for you and your torn ligaments.
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  Speaker 1: Not even a little bit. Hey, by the way, so
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  Speaker 1: when she's gone this weekend, like it's a three-day weekend,
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  Speaker 1: you're not going to get on a plane and fly
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  Speaker 1: out to wherever she is. Where are they doing the
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  Speaker 1: Miss America pageant? It is in West Palm Beach. Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: What a fun place.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Is that where her sugar daddy is? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She's like, no, Rich, you go ahead and stay home.
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  Speaker 1: You're fine. It turns out the other directors are very
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  Speaker 1: well to do. He wasn't hurt yet when she said that.
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  Speaker 1: You're hurt, Rich. What do you mean I'm hurt? She
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  Speaker 1: pushed him in the bathtub.
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  Speaker 2: No, man, I'm staying home. It's crutches and cocaine in
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  Speaker 2: my house this week.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds like a party.
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  Speaker 2: Yikes.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, we have fun.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: All right. How's it getting it this morning?