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Dilly Dunker’s Ice Cream Satisfactory - Episode 0 - A Kids on Bikes One-Shot · Session Zero Heroes | TTRPG Actual Play Adventures & Improv Storytelling

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  Welcome to Sorbet City News. I'm lead
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  anchor Jerry Garcia. Breaking news.
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  Dilly Dunker's, renowned ice cream maker and
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  leader of one of the most globally recognized brands,
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  has announced his retirement. With the nearing
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  of his company's 50th anniversary comes an
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  even bigger announcement. He's planning a
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  final farewell and passing the company on to
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  one lucky kid. Who will that kid be?
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  Well, that's the news story we will be adamantly
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  following in this coming day. In a seemingly
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  revolutionary PR move, the Ice Cream
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  Satisfactory has packaged five silver
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  coins into randomly chosen Dilly Dunkers
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  frozen treats distributed throughout stores and
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  restaurants in Sorbet City. Any child or
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  teen who finds a silver coin is admitted
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  not only a once in a lifetime tour of the
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  Dillydunkas factory, but also has a chance
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  at being the lucky recipient of the entire
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  corporation all assets
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  and set in a place of leadership to manage
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  all future endeavors of the ice cream
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  empire. Who will the lucky five be? And
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  which one will quickly become the richest kid in the
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  world overnight? Well, that
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  remains to be seen, but when it is revealed, you
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  know, you'll hear it here at SCN. I'm
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  Jerry Garcia. Now on to the weather.
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  Alright everybody. Welcome to another episode of Session Zero
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  Heroes. We are doing a one shot that is vaguely
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  inspired by uh, Willy Wonka in the Chocolate
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  factory and kind of celebration of the Wonka
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  prequel movie that's coming out, um, probably about at the same
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  time as these episodes are being released. Once
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  again, welcome. I'm Skyler, usually the
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  dungeon master. We did do one, uh, one shot so far
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  with Cameron, who's here with me here in the studio. But I'm going to go
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  through everybody else and kind of introduce them, uh, and then
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  have them introduce their characters. We'll be playing kids
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  on bikes today, uh, which is
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  a fun, very simple system
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  for a kind of like, usually it's used
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  for kind of like a Stranger Things feel, um, of
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  things. But right now we're using it for my
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  homebrew campaign that I've written called Dilly Dunkers Ice
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  Cream Satisfactory. Um,
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  uh, we can start on my right with Cameron.
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  Cameron, you've uh, been on the show a few times. Pretty
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  much every session or anything that we've done, you've probably been
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  on it.
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  People are probably sick of me by now.
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  That's true. They're like this guy again. Um,
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  well, welcome back to another show. Um, tell us a
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  little bit about the character you're going to be playing.
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  My character's name is
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  Julian Partner. He is a fresh teen.
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  13 fresh teen. Fresh Teen just became
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  a teenager just a couple of weeks ago.
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  Sounds like a compliment, dude. You're a fresh
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  teen?
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  Yeah, that's what his parents tell
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  him. So um,
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  his big trait is he's kind of dorky.
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  And by kind I mean he's very dorky. He, uh, just
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  hangs around at the school playing checkers and
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  chess in both clubs. That he started.
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  Uh, and for, uh, the most part, what he
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  does is he walks around his school and he talks to people and he
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  tells them about his family's business, which
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  is the local Cracker Barrel.
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  Okay.
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  Uh, and he hands out vouchers. Uh,
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  just constantly has vouchers and he hands it out to everyone.
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  And, uh, anyone is a
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  sale in his eyes. Uh, and then in
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  his free time after school, he just hangs out in that Cracker Barrel
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  gift shop and he just challenges other kids to games
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  of checkers.
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  Oh, right on. So here's my question. Uh, do his parents
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  get sick of the fact that he hands out these vouchers? Because they're like,
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  yeah, maybe it's a sale, but also it's like they're getting discounts
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  that normally they wouldn't have gotten.
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  They give him the vouchers.
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  Oh, okay. That's intentional.
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  Is intentional. Okay.
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  It's part of the overall business.
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  A lady I work with does that for bum guards all the time.
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  Shop at Bumgars.
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  Here's your bum guards now.
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  They want you to that's Julian. That's Julianne.
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  Okay.
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  Cracker Barrel.
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  Yeah. Awesome. All right. If you're unfamiliar with Cracker
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  Barrel, I think it's like full us, right? I don't think it's like yeah,
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  that's.
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  Pretty much full us.
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  It's all around.
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  I've been around here everywhere but here.
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  Everybody wants one.
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  Randomly bring up bumgars. I had no clue what that
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  was till I moved here.
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  Really? They don't have that in Sioux Falls?
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  They don't have it anywhere I've been
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  to but Iowa.
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  Uh, it's three generations of value. You can count
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  them.
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  The coupon she gives you.
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  Awesome. All right, so one more time. What was your character's name?
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  Julian Pardner.
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  Julian partner. All right, perfect. Um,
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  awesome. And one thing that I want everybody to
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  keep, uh, in mind as we're going through each of these characters. So one of the kind of
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  cool, fun elements of this entire game
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  system is that you guys kind of help me create the world
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  and even help each other with your characters. And one
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  way that we do that is at the end of everybody introducing who they are
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  in their characters, I'm going to have each of you, um,
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  kind of give a rumor or some kind
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  of gossip or just something that you feel like your
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  character knows about each of the other characters.
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  Um, I've got a list. If you're kind of running out of ideas or you're not
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  really 100% sure on an idea for something, I've got a list that
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  I can roll on. Um, to give you kind of a question
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  prompt of how does your character feel about this other
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  character in this kind of tone or whatever the case?
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  And then that way it gives you something to answer. So that'll kind of help out a little
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  bit. Um, but as you're listening to each person introduce
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  their character, kind of keep in mind what your character might think or know
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  or allegedly know about them. It doesn't have to be true.
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  Um, when you hear a rumor about
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  your character, think about, do I want this to be
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  true or not be true? If it is true,
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  that's kind of the simple answer. Um, but if it's something that you
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  don't think is true for your character, why do you think that rumor
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  has kind of started going around about you? Like, what did you do to
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  kind of spark that? Um, even if it's not
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  necessarily factual. So, just something to keep in mind.
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  So jumping over to Ben. We got Ben Scaturo. Did
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  I say that right?
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  I said that with a fun way.
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  Ah, okay. Very cool. Very cool. Uh, Ben is one
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  of my coworkers. Really excited to have him on the show. This is the first time
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  we have Ben on the show. Um, so that's exciting. Ben,
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  tell me a little bit about your character.
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  Yeah, um, we have a
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  teenager. His name is Kieran
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  O'mulligan. He is a Irish
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  American. Um, a
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  bit stocky build, curly,
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  um, reddish brown hair. Uh, some
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  hazel eyes with hints of jade.
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  Um, a couple small scars over his
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  uh sorry, not the right the left
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  eye. Yeah. Um,
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  and has a few scars and patches of
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  burn scars on his hands.
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  Um, yeah, he is
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  someone who, um, attends his high
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  school. He's a part of the culinary club
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  there, and actually is the unofficial
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  ta of the, uh,
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  homec and culinary teacher
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  in school. Um, whenever
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  he's not at class, he's either, uh, with
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  his choir director, and
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  there's usually for a
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  what would it be? An ensemble. An after school
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  ensemble. Either the barbershop choir or the chamber
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  choir. Um, and beyond that, if
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  he's not at anywhere school, either curricular or
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  extracurricular, he's at home helping
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  around the house when his parents are at work, uh, taking care
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  of his little sister, Avery.
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  Oh, very cool.
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  Very cool.
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  So he's sort of a Bardic chef. Oh,
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  yeah, he's a singer.
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  And that's a good d d way of putting it.
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  Yeah, absolutely. That's awesome. Fantastic.
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  All right, so we got Kieran o'mulligan. He
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  sings, he cooks, uh, he bakes.
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  And also, I remember from your character sheet, that's how he got
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  like, the majority of his scars on his body.
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  You can see on the fingertips and on the palms a
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  bit. That probably came from his
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  earlier days of cooking bad burns, if he
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  might have grabbed a pan that was too hot still.
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  And the quick realization, the necessity of
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  oven mitts.
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  Oh, yeah.
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  Fantastic. Awesome. All right, so we got
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  Kieran o'mulligan. Uh, finally, last but not
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  least, we got Bart Miller. Bart Miller, also brand new to the
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  show. Glad to have you, Bart. Bart is the president of the Sioux City
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  Tabletop Gamers. Uh, which is actually where we're
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  at right now, is one of our free game day events. Uh, we're kind
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  of recording live from there more or less not airing it
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  live, but just recording it from the event. Um,
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  and so it's great to be here. Great to have you. Bart. Bart,
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  who in the world are you playing?
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  Um, I'm playing Philip Dipple. I'm twelve years old. I think I'm
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  the youngest.
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  I think you are.
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  I was, uh, raised by my grandmother after my
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  parents died, and I've gotten most of my
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  habits and mannerisms from her, including, uh,
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  she only let me watch really old, like me TV
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  type TV shows. So that's kind of my reality.
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  Nice.
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  And it also is the source of,
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  uh, my obsession with vintage napkin, uh,
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  rings, which I am always seeking out to
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  enhance my collection.
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  Got to have those napkin rings. Yes.
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  And, uh, my main goal in the game is I'm
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  trying to hang out with older kids to increase my popularity. I just want
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  everybody to like me. Uh, it's hard to be
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  liked when you collect vintage napkin
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  rings.
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  You know a place that has good vintage napkin
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  rings? Cracker Barrel. Just saying.
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  That's probably true.
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  He goes to the gift shop. They're not
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  exactly vintage at that point.
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  I think they're mass produced.
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  Hey, they look vintage.
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  Uh, I am terrified of free ranging
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  goats after the pumpkin patch
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  incident, which we will not discuss.
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  So what's the pumpkin patch incident?
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  Please don't bring that up.
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  Just start shaking.
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  There's actually a perfect opportunity to replay the
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  pumpkin patch instance in this one, but we'll
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  get to that later. Um, awesome. Fantastic.
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  Um, really quick, I'd actually like to go through and just double check on
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  everybody's. So your strengths, your weaknesses,
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  your fears, and probably your favorite
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  ice cream, which I had all of you kind of come up with. So, Cameron,
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  go through those for me. For, uh, julian.
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  My strengths are I'm easy going, but I'm also a
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  little rebellious because I'm willing to take
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  any leaps and bounds for my family's shop.
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  My weakness is I'm very clumsy.
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  I noted here, uh, I get stuck a lot in
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  random items at my parents shop and they get mad at
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  that's why I'm stuck to the gift shop. And I used to
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  help serve oh, okay, not anymore.
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  I got you're clumsy.
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  Dropped way too many plates. Don't let them touch your nap
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  or the gift shop. Uh, and my other thing is I'm very
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  dogmatic, uh, for the Cracker
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  barrel.
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  Right, that makes sense.
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  And my weakness is, uh, butterscotch blast
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  offs, which is a custom butterscotch
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  vanilla ice cream that has marshmallow chunks in it.
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  And then what was your fear?
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  Oh, I'm afraid of clowns.
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  Okay. Classic.
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  A classic.
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  Awesome. All right, jumping over to Kieran.
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  Give me kind of a rundown of the internal side of your character.
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  Yeah, much, um, like a little bit like
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  I can't remember. What was your character's name?
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  Julian.
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  Julian.
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  I've heard it so many times. In one
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  ear, out the other. Um, much like Julian,
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  uh, Kieran is a rebellious
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  teen, but he is also, uh,
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  protective. He has his younger sibling that
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  he also has been, ah, protective of
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  most, uh, his life. So it just comes naturally
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  for him. Uh, however, the Irish
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  stoicism can come off a little bit of,
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  uh, blunt and patronizing to most
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  people. Um, he's
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  intense. Not intense.
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  More of he can feel
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  just it can be
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  the bluntness. He might be giving you
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  a compliment, but how blunt it is and
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  how he sounds a little bit sure makes it also
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  sound very patronizing as, uh
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  okay. And he is cripplingly afraid of
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  bees.
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  Okay. Hey, I can actually relate to that as somebody with a bees
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  allergy, like.
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  He'S allergic or he's just afraid of him, um,
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  terrified. Anything that looks like a bee, a
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  wasp, a hornet.
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  A fly that looks.
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  A little big, a, uh, fly that's a little big and a little
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  yellow.
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  I know that fear. I've experienced that before, too, my
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  whole life. Yes.
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  Are you also allergic to bees?
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  I don't think so, at least.
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  Okay.
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  Yeah, you're just afraid of them.
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  Oh, terrifying. That's what they tell me is like oh, yeah.
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  Usually you find out that you're allergic by it.
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  Allergic. I've never been stung, but I grew up in
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  Texas, where they had a crazy amount
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  of hornet nest everywhere.
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  Okay.
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  So having a backyard back
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  then and growing up with having, like, a wasp
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  hole or a hornet hole in your backyard just running around, you
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  step one random place, and then it's just a.
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  Horde of dangerous stinging
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  things.
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  And that can change as you age. Like, my uncle
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  was never allergic to beasties his whole life. Now he has to carry a little
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  pen around because one beast has been stung, and it's really dangerous.
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  So you're never safe. That's important for you to know that.
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  Does it work? You're afraid of them?
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  Can you be allergic and then I.
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  Don'T know, because that'd be great. You can lose allergies
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  evolve out of yeah.
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  Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, that would be awesome.
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  All right. Bart, you mentioned that you had goats as your fear. What about
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  all, uh, the other little significant bits and bobbles from your
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  character?
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  So I am, uh, wealthy
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  because of all the life insurance money from my parents
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  passing.
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  I mean, not nice.
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  Yeah. Always have grandma
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  spoils me with lots of spending money at all times.
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  And, uh, that is part of I'm going to try to flex that to move
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  up in popularity. And I've also
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  adopted a lot of, uh, grandma's
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  superstitions.
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  Okay.
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  Um, yeah, now,
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  um, my favorite is the, uh,
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  sugar free, citrus only popsicles.
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  Grandma would not let me eat things with additives or
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  artificial colors and stuff.
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  So it's not because there's, like, an actual health reason. It's just she just
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  said that's the.
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  Only thing I've ever had.
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  Really?
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  I just realized I forgot to say my flavor.
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  Yeah. What's your favorite flavor kit Kat cookie dough. Oh, yes. The Kit
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  Kat cookie dough. Um, so each one of these
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  ice creams all come from the Dilly Dunkers
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  company. And each one of them will probably make some sort of
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  appearance one way or another, uh, as we jump into
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  things. But all things considered, that's pretty much everything for
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  characters. Now we just got to come up with those rumors about each one of the
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  characters. So let's start with Julian,
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  uh, Cameron's character.
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  Uh, Ben, can you give me
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  a rumor that you've heard? Whether it be true
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  or just something well, I guess you wouldn't know. It would
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  be a rumor. You've heard about, uh, Julian?
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  Yeah. Snotty little
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  brat coasting off of his parents. Ah,
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  franchise success.
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  Okay. Brutal. Ouch.
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  Uh, there's the blunt Irish stone.
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  That's right.
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  I'm 13, man.
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  Exactly.
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  I mean, for this it would be ice cream bars, but,
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  uh, yeah.
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  All right. Fantastic. Bart, what do you got for
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  Julian?
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  My rumor about Julian is that,
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  uh, most of his checker wins are attained by
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  carefully screening his opponents. Like
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  1990s Mike Tyson.
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  He's sharking his opponent.
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  He doesn't face any real contenders.
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  Well, he gets all the dumb kids and he's like, hey, you want to play
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  a game? I bet you like, undefeated.
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  Look who you know what's funny to pair with that is
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  Julian does do that, but his win rate is
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  like 5%. He is like one of the worst checkers
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  players you could ever play.
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  So he does bet.
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  He tries his best.
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  Just a rumor.
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  He tries everything he can to push the ODS in
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  his favor, but nothing is going to help.
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  He just sucks.
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  Brutal. Wow. You got slammed with
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  two mean.
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  I was going to say rumors going.
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  Around about Julie people do not like.
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  I was going to say one of them smells funny.
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  Now I feel like gotta be a little bit more
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  personalized now. Awesome. All right, so let's jump over
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  to, um, Ben's Kieran
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  character, Cameron. What's something you've heard about
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  Kieran? That, uh, is a rumor about him. It doesn't have
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  to be negative. It's funny when it's negative.
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  So I'm assuming how we all know each other is we all go to the same
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  school.
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  Sure.
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  I feel like that would be the best way. How else would we all
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  know each other?
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  My idea for, uh, because in the original
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  Willy Wonka, uh, we kind of steal the
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  idea of him sending out a special promotional
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  item. And that's how you guys kind of get involved in this whole thing.
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  But I didn't want to make it a
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  huge span of space. Yeah, exactly. The whole
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  world. So this is basically a local
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  competition.
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  So we would know each other.
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  Yeah, exactly. So it's like you guys all live in this big city
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  and there's a pretty good chance.
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  So last year in the high school, there was a
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  fire, uh, in the kitchen.
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  Okay.
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  And, uh, there's a rumor going around that is it
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  pronounced Kieran.
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  Kieran?
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  Kieran started it.
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  Oh, Kieran started the there's
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  no proof.
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  Maybe that's where a couple of his burns came.
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  That's the word of mouth. He was a little adventurous with
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  whatever dish he was cooking.
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  Yeah, absolutely.
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  Whole place went up.
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  All right, fair enough. At the
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  school. Awesome. Perfect. And then Bart,
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  what's a rumor that Philip has heard about Kieran or
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  even started.
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  I hear that even though he portrays himself as
• 17:55
  a creative chef, all his recipes are from the same church
• 17:57
  cookbook.
• 17:59
  Dang takes recipes from church
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  cookbook?
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  The same one?
• 18:04
  The same one really hidden at the
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  Irish Catholic community there. I don't
• 18:10
  know whether to feel why.
• 18:11
  Has everything got potatoes in.
• 18:18
  Stepping on.
• 18:19
  My family's toes here?
• 18:21
  Awesome. All right. And finally we got the rich kid,
• 18:24
  Philip. Uh oh, man. I'm really scared.
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  Because you've acknowledged that your parents are dead.
• 18:30
  Parents died. I instantly thought of something to do with the
• 18:32
  parents.
• 18:33
  I thought of something very dark.
• 18:35
  Oh, gosh. All right. Cameron, what's something Julian's heard
• 18:37
  about?
• 18:38
  Well, considering that Ben's, uh, going to
• 18:41
  go dark, I'm going to not.
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  I don't, um, know.
• 18:47
  I was thinking just like, he
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  sweats a lot.
• 18:55
  He's got, um, premature perspiration.
• 18:57
  It's like the real world.
• 19:02
  He's just a very nervous kid.
• 19:05
  So it doesn't necessarily spark from like oh, man.
• 19:08
  He's really just overdoing it physically. It's just like any given
• 19:11
  moment he just starts sweating. All of a sudden he's like
• 19:14
  that.
• 19:14
  One guy from, uh, the Dr. Horrible sing along.
• 19:17
  Oh, moist. Played by shoot, uh, what's
• 19:20
  his name?
• 19:21
  Uh, the guy from Wallowitz from Big Bang Theory.
• 19:24
  Uh, love that guy. His power was
• 19:26
  sweaty. That was his superpower.
• 19:30
  He took the word that makes most people uncomfortable and he turned it
• 19:33
  into a superpower.
• 19:34
  It's great.
• 19:35
  Awesome. All right. Fantastic. And then ben what's? Something that
• 19:37
  Kieran has heard about Lil Philip dipple.
• 19:40
  Um, it's not dark,
• 19:43
  as in it's weird, but, um,
• 19:46
  he's heard that his grandmother is secretly trying
• 19:49
  to, uh, lawyer up and maybe spread out, uh,
• 19:52
  his inheritance because he's not
• 19:55
  of legal age to fully she's trying to get his money.
• 19:58
  She's trying to get his money to give. Does
• 20:01
  Philip have any, uh, other family? Like
• 20:04
  cousins, uh, or aunts and uncle?
• 20:05
  No, it's just me.
• 20:06
  Just him. That makes this more intense too,
• 20:09
  because won this contest to possibly
• 20:12
  inherit the entire, um, factory. If
• 20:15
  she can get you on that legal bounds of getting your families in.
• 20:18
  Here factory on top, she might get.
• 20:19
  The factory on top. I've got to
• 20:22
  oversee his estate. Quote unquote
• 20:24
  conservatorship.
• 20:25
  I'm going to say that is a big rumor. That's a big rumor for a
• 20:28
  child. The kids of the
• 20:31
  schoolyard are like, ah, grandma's good enough.
• 20:34
  He's heard that from maybe his parents.
• 20:36
  Uh, sure makes sense.
• 20:37
  Wow, they're blue collar.
• 20:39
  I'm officially worried. There's arsenic in my citrus pop.
• 20:43
  Sugar how dark is what else exactly?
• 20:45
  Sugar free, filled with arsenic.
• 20:47
  I thought they tasted bad because there's no sugar.
• 20:51
  If you were diabetic, then it wouldn't make any sense.
• 20:54
  That why he's so sweaty.
• 20:57
  His system is constantly trying to
• 21:00
  filter.
• 21:01
  He's not getting enough sugar in his diet.
• 21:04
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