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The noise in the bathroom · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: Well, there's really only one way to start today, and that is Um, excuse me?
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  SPEAKER_00: It's the 21st of September! That's right! Thank God there are now 31 days in September.
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  SPEAKER_00: I couldn't survive ten more days without a paycheck.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm just saying! My gosh, that is the first of September.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_00: I heard something interesting about this song.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, what it fun fact?
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  SPEAKER_00: So, this song we all thought was, well, gonna celebrate fall.
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  SPEAKER_00: Here we are, you know, like uh this point in September.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, it was Maurice from the band Earthwind and Fire's original due date for his son.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, that's so cool! I never knew that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Who came early, but the first of August doesn't ring the same as the 21st of September.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I did this.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, wait, did you say 1st of August?
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he was way early, huh?
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  SPEAKER_01: Very like crazy Nicky early.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's funny because I watched the documentary that um Quest Love did, and they never talked about that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Really?
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  SPEAKER_00: Mm-mm.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's the story that I heard.
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  SPEAKER_01: I completely believe you.
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  SPEAKER_00: But that's listen, I heard it from sources of the news.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, fantastic.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I gotta tell you, I'm awful, I'm awful awake, and I really shouldn't be right now.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm awfully not.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're not either.
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  SPEAKER_00: What happened to you?
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  SPEAKER_00: You were gonna be canning all weekend.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was canning till 11:30 last night.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh girl, quilt tomorrow, please.
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  SPEAKER_00: And pie baking on Thursday.
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  SPEAKER_00: Woo! Kind of reminds you of that uh reunion you went to at Liv's what about six months ago.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh gosh, it was so much fun.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_01: You know what the scary thing is?
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  SPEAKER_00: What's up?
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  SPEAKER_01: That was only like two and a half months ago.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, because I was a teacher was in town and she was off for the summer.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, that's just going to show you how time is so messed up this year.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: So messed up.
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  SPEAKER_01: And like, I'm sorry, is Christmas tomorrow?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Or is 4th of July tomorrow?
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I gotta tell you this.
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  SPEAKER_00: I should be, I should be like face first on the counter.
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  SPEAKER_00: I had the most broken seat sleep last night.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why?
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  SPEAKER_00: And it was Ginger's fault.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then at one point I'm like, you better not be acting like Junior.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, Junior has well, well, I'm telling you, you know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Sundowners.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: So normally, no.
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  SPEAKER_00: Normally, pugs, this is oh, this is the time of year if you have a pug, it's the best dog on the planet because hibernation season comes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now, the ironic part is for a pug, hibernation season's really 13 months out of the year.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: But it really takes effect when the temperatures drop.
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  SPEAKER_01: The best snugglers ever, huh?
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  SPEAKER_00: All they want to do is sleep, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: Except last night.
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  SPEAKER_00: She kept barking and barking and barking and on and off.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, I mean, literally all night I'm like, shh a bear?
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  SPEAKER_00: Shh! You know, doing one of the I sound like I'm curling, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: Was it a bear?
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I get up this morning and I go into the bathroom and I'm scratching my bears.
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  SPEAKER_00: I can hear it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh sorry, is that a rugged beard?
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  SPEAKER_00: I should exfoliate.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I go into the bathroom.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now my bathroom butts up to the hallway.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's a man's face.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_00: So my bathroom butts up to the hallway bathroom.
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  SPEAKER_01: Ironically, mine sounds the same.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'm sorry.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'll okay, go ahead.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right.
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  SPEAKER_00: We both have to scratch our beards.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: There you go.
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  SPEAKER_00: So uh mind whack.
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  SPEAKER_00: Very nice.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh so my bathroom butts up to the other bathroom that the kids use, like when they're brushing their teeth and stuff at night.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I hear something running.
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  SPEAKER_00: So now I'm in my mind, I'm like, okay, so Ginger must have heard something running.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I dart down the hall and I'm like, oh my god, someone left the faucet on all night, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm thinking I'm gonna have the flood of a century.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I bang the door open, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: And I flick the light on, the faucet's off, and I hear this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Kind of like the sound that if something accidentally went off in your nightstand.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know the sound.
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  SPEAKER_01: Quite familiar.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I look down, Kevin's flipping electric toothbrush has been going in circles all night.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is what did that happen?
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, there's a little button, it's what's battery operating.
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  SPEAKER_01: I get that, but like it's weird that it did he like leave it on?
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  SPEAKER_00: He must have set it down thinking that he turned it off and then it vibrated itself into the sink and kept doing circles all night.
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  SPEAKER_00: So ginger's thinking she's like, I don't know the sound.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I'm waking everybody up on this, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: Because they have such good uh hearing.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, completely.
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  SPEAKER_00: So you know, now mind you, uh, Gideon and Henry were also with me.
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  SPEAKER_00: Passed right out, hard as a carp.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, but Ginger, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_00: All because of an electric toothbrush.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, that's hilarious.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, this is what kept me up all night?
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  SPEAKER_01: And then once you got rid of the sound, was she good?
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_00: Well, by that point, we're already up.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, you're so going outside to go to the bathroom after this.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's what?
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  SPEAKER_00: What time was all this?
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  SPEAKER_00: Right as my alarm went off.
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  SPEAKER_00: I fought through it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_01: That sucks.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm so sorry.
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  SPEAKER_00: So that that was that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh not as much exhilarating as canning until eleven o'clock at night.
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  SPEAKER_00: Or quiltic.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_00: Or quiltic that's Wednesday, Alex.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right?