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FULL SHOW: How To Be A Big Dog · The Hauraki Big Show

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Speaker 1: The Hodachey Big Show with Toledos, all the good stuff,
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Speaker 1: no nasties try it today.
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Speaker 2: Welcome this big show, Jason, hiz my note and I'll
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Speaker 2: give a your mad bars. It's great to have your
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Speaker 2: company on this over the cast Monday afternoon. It is
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Speaker 2: the sixteenth of March twenty twenty six, and you, my friends,
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Speaker 2: are always listening to the Big Show brought to you
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Speaker 2: by Toledos.
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Speaker 3: From workdays to workouts. Toledos keeps you balanced, refreshed and
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Speaker 3: ready to go.
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Speaker 4: Sliping on one, Slipping on one, that's pretty good. That's
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Speaker 4: a seven out of ten. Plus that's a night.
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Speaker 3: Now, that's a four busies slurping heart?
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Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?
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Speaker 3: Now?
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Speaker 2: Listen the hang on a minute seven? It is a
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Speaker 2: four busy, So sorry, five out of ten.
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Speaker 3: It's confusing.
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Speaker 4: So you're saying bucket hard rates higher than slipping on one.
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Speaker 2: Yes, I did.
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Speaker 3: It was relevant to the thick shakes we're talking about
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Speaker 3: at the time, that's right, which is irrelevant to this
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Speaker 3: drink that we're talking about here.
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Speaker 4: So I want to be right to co op that
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Speaker 4: and use it on Toledo's I slip it. Toledo's a
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Speaker 4: hell of a lot more than I suck it.
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Speaker 2: I think you're trying to steer the conversation away from
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Speaker 2: what I was about to say, which is, even though
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Speaker 2: you stole my half priced sushi today, I was just
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Speaker 2: about to grab the packet and Mogi grabbed it before me.
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Speaker 2: Doesn't mean you're not still a stallion? How are you, mate?
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Speaker 2: I'm pretty grouse, mate. I am having a hell of
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Speaker 2: a day, only improved by the fact that I managed
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Speaker 2: to snake you for your choice in sushi, which is
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Speaker 2: four pieces of salmon sashimi on a bit of.
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Speaker 4: Rye yes, or as I like to call it rice,
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Speaker 4: because ry is like a flower, isn't it now? I
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Speaker 4: didn't even want it, Jason. You can see here that
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Speaker 4: I still have it before me, even though I bought
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Speaker 4: it what an hour two hours ago? Kizy and keep
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Speaker 4: the thinking about it is is Jason's right behind me
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Speaker 4: in the line, so it was my dips. I had
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Speaker 4: first right to the sushi, right.
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Speaker 3: So you tell me that he's put mustard on this
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Speaker 3: and made it a bigger deal than can I can?
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Speaker 2: I just point out, by the way, the only reason
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Speaker 2: he hasn't eaten it yet because he shoved eight skewers down?
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Speaker 2: Is gob all right?
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Speaker 3: Keezy?
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Speaker 2: Feel you've got your Tony jacket on their house life mate?
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Speaker 2: I know that you know you are pretty poop this weekend.
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Speaker 2: We'll be getting into that a little bit later on.
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Speaker 2: But how have you pulled up this Monday?
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Speaker 3: We'll still a bit pooped this morning. Not like a
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Speaker 3: physically pooped, just more of a been on the perse
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Speaker 3: for a few days, yeah, a lot and eating a
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Speaker 3: lot of weird stuff. Yeah, but a full day out
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Speaker 3: in the yard doing some DII that that saw me
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Speaker 3: right now? Yeah, good stuf. Now I've got a Tony
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Speaker 3: jacket on.
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Speaker 4: Man. We did you think that people have forgotten about
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Speaker 4: the Tony Jackie thought I can sneak it out again here?
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Speaker 3: No, I didn't think. I'm not going to not wear
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Speaker 3: it just because you guys know your name's Tony.
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Speaker 2: Oh look I love it, I think, And it is
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Speaker 2: so clean and immacular. It looks really good on you, man,
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Speaker 2: look great?
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Speaker 4: What are you selling there?
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Speaker 3: Man?
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Speaker 4: Audio visual sies don't even.
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Speaker 3: Worry about that. It's not good bog. Now we've had an
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Speaker 3: argument about slurping it, We've had an argument about sushi,
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Speaker 3: and now we're trying to figure out my jacket, says.
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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what we should do. Hey, Mogi, what's
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Speaker 2: coming up?
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Speaker 3: What's happening on the Big Show with old Mogi Fellas.
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Speaker 4: I'm so glad you asked this very moment. The Academy
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Speaker 4: Awards is just starting starting, so we'll be doing some
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Speaker 4: live live updates across the show today. Also be a
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Speaker 4: little bit of a chat with our mate Charlie Gab
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Speaker 4: about the war out the weekend and also oh keysy
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Speaker 4: over here he's worried about his personal brand, so I'll
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Speaker 4: be chatting about that.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, just after the weekend, just a few thoughts. Yeah, yeah, sure,
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Speaker 3: but we'll get into that next day. Fellas, techniques would
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Speaker 3: be good.
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Speaker 4: That sounds good man. Everybody there, if you're about to
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Speaker 4: if you if you buy your phone, get ready. We're
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Speaker 4: going to need some text messages. Three four eight three yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: I think it's a bit alive. You mean ah ah,
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Speaker 2: you need till can turn it up?
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Speaker 3: Aware you go turn it up.
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Speaker 1: The Archy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.
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Speaker 2: Use indeed the Red Chili Pepper's there on the Radio
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Speaker 2: Honarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is fifteen
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Speaker 2: minutes past four o'clock. And indeed the big show on
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Speaker 2: the road last week for the first time in the
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Speaker 2: year found us down to christ Church. First of all,
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Speaker 2: the Richmond Club. Great turnout as always. I wanted to
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Speaker 2: thank all the backbones that actually turned up.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, they did turn up, and they did turn up.
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Speaker 4: They did turn up.
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Speaker 3: They tuned up. Oh my god, they were there all right.
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Speaker 3: Had an excellent day really down in christ Church. Beautiful
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Speaker 3: stay at a hotel with coin operated toilets.
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Speaker 4: Yes, we should get into that at some point. We
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Speaker 4: should definitely get into that.
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Speaker 3: Then. Yeah, critic bar Richmond Club. Good turnout, good food,
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Speaker 3: good people, good eating.
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Speaker 2: Well, no, I don't know about good eating. I had
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Speaker 2: to chuck a bull's ball in my mouth. Yeah that's right, Hody, J.
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Speaker 3: You went it.
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Speaker 4: So we did the throbber. The loser had to eat
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Speaker 4: a bulls testacle, and second place had to eat a snail.
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Speaker 4: I clearly came in second place, Wow, clearly, And so
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Speaker 4: I ate the snail. No trouble at all, Howdy J.
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Speaker 4: You put on a brave face, man, I'll give you that, Yes,
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Speaker 4: until it was in your mouth and then your face
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Speaker 4: screwed up into one of disgusted as you chewed it
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Speaker 4: for about eight minutes.
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Speaker 2: Yes, well, this is the thing that people don't know
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Speaker 2: about me. I have a very strong gag reflex, and
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Speaker 2: as soon as I crunched down on that bastard it
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Speaker 2: was a creamy, sinewy type of flavor, it immediately triggered
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Speaker 2: my gag grief.
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Speaker 4: Oh, you've got a sensitive gag grief.
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Speaker 2: Very sensitive. So I found it very difficult to keep down,
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Speaker 2: by the way, but I did it in the end
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Speaker 2: because I'm a backbone.
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Speaker 3: It took you. You chewed it for so long.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think in my head I just didn't want
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Speaker 2: to swallow it. I didn't ye. Yeah, So yeah, that
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Speaker 2: was disgusting, but it was a great turn up. Then
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Speaker 2: we went from there, of course, christ to Beauty What
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Speaker 2: on the train, the trains our Pine. What a great
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Speaker 2: journey that is down to Graymouth if you've never done it,
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Speaker 2: Absolutely sensational.
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Speaker 3: It was sensational, something relaxing because we're up early. I
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Speaker 3: was a bit worse for weir that morning. We're up
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Speaker 3: earlier at the train station. Next minute you're on the train,
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Speaker 3: you're eating a croissant and you're sort of watching the
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Speaker 3: beautiful Canterbury planes roll past the window.
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Speaker 4: Some of the best food I've ever had.
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Speaker 3: Oh so good. I had a pie. You had beef cheek.
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Speaker 3: I did have a beef cheek. Yes.
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Speaker 4: Later on for breakfast, I had a big breakfast.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was, it was. It was a fantastic weekend.
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Speaker 3: And then of course Hocketiker switching it on for the second.
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Speaker 2: Year, and hey, let's not miss out Graymouth.
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Speaker 3: That's right.
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Speaker 4: Went to the local bar there, mon Teeth. Yeah, Keysy
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Speaker 4: got on the hammer hard what I don't.
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Speaker 3: Know about hard doing it too, and the rest of
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Speaker 3: the crew.
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Speaker 4: I was hard out.
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Speaker 2: To the point where I was like, okay, Keysy, it's
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Speaker 2: time to go now, mate, And he's like, oh, I
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Speaker 2: know you guys. Good looks coming of a jafter.
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Speaker 3: That's right.
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Speaker 4: Well, like they've got pubs and the hawk tickets, it's
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Speaker 4: all right.
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Speaker 3: Well, the problem was I had as any of this stuff.
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Speaker 3: I'm sure we put you guys on an earlier car
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Speaker 3: and you went over to hook ticket with pugs who
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Speaker 3: wanted to keep drinking as well, responsibly. Responsibly. The issue
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Speaker 3: was down at Montecie. They got out the tasting flights,
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Speaker 3: the panels of all the different beers, you could do.
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Speaker 3: That was the issue.
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Speaker 4: You like that, and then you're stuck around the head
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Speaker 4: seven separate pints and we're like, is it all good
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Speaker 4: if we go in We've been here for four hours,
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Speaker 4: and you're like, nah, man, you guys can stay here
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Speaker 4: and watch me drink some more.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, I thought I was putting on a pretty
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Speaker 3: good show, just sort of standing in a leer were
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Speaker 3: you got behind the bar, you were assuming the locals.
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Speaker 4: It was absolutely pumping.
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Speaker 3: It was great.
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Speaker 2: It was great. And then we got down to beautiful
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Speaker 2: Hawkitica my first time there. What a great little sort
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Speaker 2: of lazy, sleepy seaside town it is. Unfortunately it was
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Speaker 2: pessing down.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, we got there as it was not the best
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Speaker 4: weather in the world. She was a bit chilly, but
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Speaker 4: woke up on the day of the World Food's Fist
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Speaker 4: when it was a bloody rapper.
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Speaker 3: It was stunning. I was told actually they when they
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Speaker 3: first organized the day the Wild Food Festival, that they
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Speaker 3: actually used the meteorologists to tell them which weekend on
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Speaker 3: average has the best weather, and it was that weekend
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Speaker 3: in hook a ticket.
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Speaker 2: Wow.
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Speaker 3: So I think like ninety something percent of the time,
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Speaker 3: it's always fine for the world w which is great,
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Speaker 3: although fellas it has one thing has sort of popped
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Speaker 3: up and I'm a bit concerned about it. I mean,
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Speaker 3: I'm sure it's nothing. It's just my personal brand. You know,
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Speaker 3: when you think Kezy, what do you think? Basically? You know,
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Speaker 3: at the weekend, there it was, and I was doing
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Speaker 3: what I was supposed to do. I was getting stuck
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Speaker 3: in chatting to the locals, having a few years responsible. Yes,
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Speaker 3: but I just worry that maybe when people like, what
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Speaker 3: do people think when they think Kezy? All fours?
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Speaker 4: Are you asking me?
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Speaker 3: Sorry, No, I'm not asking you, not yet anyway, because
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Speaker 3: I just I want to know whether my personal brand
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Speaker 3: is okay or whether I need to do a bit
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Speaker 3: of a pr campaign, right and sort of bit of
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Speaker 3: a refirm Yeah, almost a rebrand, right, So if you
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Speaker 3: wouldn't mind on three four eight three text through every
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Speaker 3: text by the way, in the draw for fifty bucks
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Speaker 3: cash thanks to Toledo's three four eight three When you
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Speaker 3: think of Kezy, what word pops into your head? Just
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Speaker 3: a quick experiment for my own person.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that sounds like a really good idea.
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Speaker 3: Kesy just worried about my personal brand?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, sure, Steamed comes to mind for me Steamed
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Speaker 2: Han hang oh.
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Speaker 1: The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio.
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Speaker 2: Hod Iky The Black Keys here on the Radio Hodarchy
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Speaker 2: Big Show this Monday afternoon.
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Speaker 3: The time is four twenty eight.
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Speaker 2: We were discussing that the Big Show was on the
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Speaker 2: road for the first time. Last week we had a
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Speaker 2: beautiful christ Church, gray Mouth and Hawker tick of the
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Speaker 2: Wild Food Festival, an old Keys. He's a little bit
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Speaker 2: concerned about his online image.
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Speaker 3: My personal brand over all your brand, and this weekend
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Speaker 3: was kind of maybe it's the wake up call I
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Speaker 3: needed because every video that we uploaded seemed to have
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Speaker 3: me hungover in the background. Yeah, and I just don't
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Speaker 3: know if that's the kind of image I want to
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Speaker 3: be putting out to the world. Yeah, so I thought
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Speaker 3: we'd run a bit of an experiment.
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Speaker 2: But hang on, before you get into that, are you
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Speaker 2: saying that you weren't hungover?
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Speaker 3: Well, obviously I was.
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Speaker 4: Do we need to start hiding the truth from the people?
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Speaker 2: Is that what we're doing?
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Speaker 4: What the rebranders pretend you're not who you are?
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Speaker 3: No? Well, that's the thing, is I personally might have
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Speaker 3: to change my way. Oh okay, potentially, sure, depending on
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Speaker 3: what people think. Like I've just we're running an experiment
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Speaker 3: on three four eight three. You text in and you,
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Speaker 3: you know, just give me some words whenever you think kezy,
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Speaker 3: what do you think? And every text on three four
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Speaker 3: eight three in the draw for fifty bucks cash thanks
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Speaker 3: to toledos. I'm a bit concerned though, fellas insecure wanker.
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Speaker 3: That's too weird. First one that came through, Oh really,
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Speaker 3: it's too Yeah, but there's a few if.
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Speaker 4: You just imagine your mind already, Joe. That was two ticks.
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Speaker 4: One of them was insecure. The next one it.
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Speaker 3: Was just one person that wasn't too Someone here's buttered chicken.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, MYLD buttered chicken, mild butter chicken. Yeah, that's good.
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Speaker 2: That's an older call, bat, but I get it well.
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Speaker 3: I think it's in reference to me eating it on
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Speaker 3: the ground, out of the fridge in the middle naked.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got your pibs.
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Speaker 3: Your pouch, dragon on the liner. I don't have a pouch, keazy,
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Speaker 3: massive honker. So that's fine, right, because we're all on that,
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Speaker 3: but especially you too.
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Speaker 2: I mean I only.
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Speaker 3: Got one of those ticks. If we asked that on
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Speaker 3: for you guys far out look Out the ditch failure.
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Speaker 2: What I think that's harsh?
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Speaker 4: Well, it's the TV show that I yeah, yes, but
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Speaker 4: not only because it was raiding through the floor. Yeah,
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Speaker 4: only because it was an absolute dog. I wasn't bird ship.
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Speaker 3: Money begs. I'm not at money begs. That must have
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Speaker 3: been for someone else.
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Speaker 2: That's when you were doing the ditch.
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Speaker 3: No, it wasn't.
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Speaker 4: I know.
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Speaker 2: Sorry, that's when you were doing Game of Too Hard.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, is that coming back this year?
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Speaker 3: I don't know. Man, Bogan slash piss head. See, this
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Speaker 3: is the stuff you're worried about. All this other stuff
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Speaker 3: is fine, like this one. He just says, Kezy, you're
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Speaker 3: a knob.
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Speaker 2: I would I have issue with Bogan, but don't stop him.
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Speaker 2: I'm no, you're too pretty and you know you iron
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Speaker 2: your clothes.
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Speaker 3: And stuff underneath your worry is juzy. Yes, because I
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Speaker 3: want to stink. That's I don't mind being Bogan. I'm
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Speaker 3: all good with that. This one he is in correct.
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Speaker 3: Micro penises, dope, smurf, slime ball. I'm gonna yeah, slimeball.
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Speaker 2: That's the most accurate one year.
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Speaker 4: Really, one that's keazy. When I think of slie balls
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Speaker 4: trying to get back to slimeball. That's when you get
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Speaker 4: around a new woman female and you start throwing out
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Speaker 4: cool facts.
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Speaker 3: That's something a slaball. That's called being interesting.
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Speaker 4: But it's it's you know, it's facts about filth.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kezy, sexy facts.
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Speaker 4: So I've never said any facts made a sting for
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Speaker 4: it happened so often?
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Speaker 3: Has he? Keezy?
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Speaker 4: When I think of you, I think of a second
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Speaker 4: little motley, malnourished porn addict.
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Speaker 3: So do you think I need a rebrand? Or should I?
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Speaker 4: No? That sounds about right right? Okay, yeah, what about
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Speaker 4: this one? Can I read one?
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Speaker 3: Yeah?
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Speaker 4: Sure, monkey porn, yellow wheaze, thick crust. Yeah, this is
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Speaker 4: Do I need a rebrand?
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Speaker 3: Or is this fine? This is?
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Speaker 2: Look? This is great.
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Speaker 4: I don't know if there's anything wrong with any of this.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, this is your old g man.
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Speaker 4: We'll do another few breaks on it and just see
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Speaker 4: how we go.
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Speaker 3: I think I've done.
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Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
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Speaker 1: in four on radio.
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Speaker 2: Is indeed every clear there on the radio Hoarchy Big
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Speaker 2: Show This Monday afternoon.
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Speaker 3: The time is twenty to five.
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Speaker 2: Normally we'd talk to Charlie here, but we're changing it
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Speaker 2: up a bit today. We're going to do what's on
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Speaker 2: the TV here and speak to Charlie next.
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Speaker 3: You mean, Charlie gab about you, Charlie gab.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, what's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Yeah. We had a bit of a day of travel
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Speaker 4: on Saturday.
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Speaker 2: We did.
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Speaker 4: We had a bit of a drive from Hookatika to
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Speaker 4: christ Church was just a few hours, and then we
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Speaker 4: got to the airport and we had a bit of
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Speaker 4: a wait for our flight, which end up getting delaid
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Speaker 4: by about an hour. So in that time I managed
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Speaker 4: to watch Dynasty or Dynasty the Murdochs, which is obviously
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Speaker 4: a well it's a Netflix documentary four parter on the
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Speaker 4: Murdoch family, who own a swathe of newspapers and Fox
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Speaker 4: News and Fox Entertainment, twentieth Century Fox, all of that
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Speaker 4: sort of carry on. The patriarch being Rupert Murdoch, one
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Speaker 4: of the all time pieces of shit. You'd have to say, yes,
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Speaker 4: their family is what succession was based on. And this
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Speaker 4: takes you through Rupert Murdoch starting out in the newspaper business,
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Speaker 4: a business that was passed down to him by his father.
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Speaker 4: Then he goes over to the UK and he starts
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Speaker 4: a whole bunch of some of the worst newspapers in
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Speaker 4: the world, very popular, makes lots of money, but hacks
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Speaker 4: people's phones, murder victims, murder victims, families, celebrities, you name it.
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Speaker 4: And then it's but I really enjoyed it because there's
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Speaker 4: heaps of stuff that I didn't know about, court cases
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Speaker 4: amongst the family. So there is one of the key
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Speaker 4: parts of it is that the mother of three of
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Speaker 4: the kids and Rupert's wife, they get a divorce because
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Speaker 4: he ends up divorcing her for a woman that's thirty
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Speaker 4: eight years younger than him, and she says she doesn't
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Speaker 4: want all the money. All she wants is that when
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Speaker 4: he dies, that the company will be run by all
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Speaker 4: four of the children, that they will have an equal say.
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Speaker 4: So he agrees to all of that, and then as
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Speaker 4: time goes on, he realizes a couple of kids, a
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Speaker 4: couple of his kids, might be a bit left leaning,
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Speaker 4: so he's disgusted by that, takes him to court and
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Speaker 4: tries to take over the whole thing again with just one.
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Speaker 3: Of his kids. That's right.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, And then the other three kids they're in court
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Speaker 4: and they're testifying against each other. They send them a
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Speaker 4: message and they say, look this is and this is
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Speaker 4: straight out of succession, I think almost literally. So to him, look,
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Speaker 4: this is destroying our family. Let's just get rid of
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Speaker 4: the lawyers and have a conversation about this where it's
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Speaker 4: going to run our family. He comes back a couple
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Speaker 4: of days later, he says, I've reread what you said
16:53
Speaker 4: about me in court. If you want to talk to me,
16:55
Speaker 4: you can do it through my lawyers. Oh yeah, class,
16:58
Speaker 4: that's pretty unbelief. Will wait to treat your kids? Yes,
17:01
Speaker 4: four busies. It's on Netflix and it's called Dynasty the Murdocks.
17:06
Speaker 2: A terrible thing happened to my wife while I was
17:08
Speaker 2: away on tour Feelers. She got hooked on a channel
17:12
Speaker 2: on Samsung TV called I Survived.
17:17
Speaker 3: I Survived sounds terrible.
17:20
Speaker 2: And basically it's just horrific stories of people who survived
17:25
Speaker 2: the most horrific thing a bear attack, a tornado, an
17:28
Speaker 2: ex boyfriend, you know.
17:30
Speaker 3: And they have.
17:34
Speaker 2: This as an example, and they'll have three separate stories
17:37
Speaker 2: per episode and they flick between them. It's one of
17:40
Speaker 2: those channels that you just get hooked on and you
17:44
Speaker 2: just sit there watching it going good.
17:46
Speaker 3: God.
17:46
Speaker 2: I was watching one today by a guy that got
17:48
Speaker 2: attacked by a bear and the bear was literally chewing
17:52
Speaker 2: on his brain and stuff.
17:54
Speaker 3: And he was talking his way through.
17:56
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was all good in the end. He got
17:57
Speaker 2: away in the end. But you were talking about how
18:00
Speaker 2: his skia could hear his skull cracking like a walnut,
18:04
Speaker 2: and then he was chewing on his It was fascinating stuff.
18:06
Speaker 2: You just get hooked into it. Oh, give it a
18:09
Speaker 2: solid three busies.
18:11
Speaker 3: It sounds like garbage, but like watchable garbage. Yes, where
18:15
Speaker 3: it literally is doing nothing for you.
18:17
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally, but it's entertaining. Yes, what's it called?
18:20
Speaker 3: I survived Samsung TV, which is.
18:23
Speaker 4: Channel Man's taken over, and it's just an entire channel
18:27
Speaker 4: of it.
18:27
Speaker 3: Yeah right, Look, I watched The Wars on Friday night.
18:31
Speaker 3: I also remember that vaguely. I also watched a lot
18:35
Speaker 3: of amazing Race Australia celebrity distion with my wife, but
18:39
Speaker 3: I won't get into that because I want to save
18:40
Speaker 3: time to chat to Charlie gave about the Wars.
18:42
Speaker 2: Yeah, good stuff, mate, he's ever a bit of She had.
18:46
Speaker 1: The Hdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio HODK.
18:50
Speaker 2: Harry, I am there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show
18:52
Speaker 2: this Monday afternoon.
18:54
Speaker 3: The time is four fifty one. Now.
18:55
Speaker 2: Obviously there was a bit of rockby League action over
18:57
Speaker 2: the weekend. With that in mind, we thought we're to
18:59
Speaker 2: get a professional on board, that person being Charlie gab
19:03
Speaker 2: X Warrior and Charlie a mad bastard. I've got to
19:06
Speaker 2: be honest with you. I felt I felt this performance
19:10
Speaker 2: was coming and boom, they did it too.
19:12
Speaker 3: In a row.
19:13
Speaker 2: That's it.
19:14
Speaker 5: I'd like to have you back on the show. You're
19:16
Speaker 5: a hard bastard, but you're a fair bustard, am I right?
19:18
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's totally right, Charlie.
19:20
Speaker 4: He's also a line bastard.
19:22
Speaker 3: Listen to this, Charlie.
19:23
Speaker 2: I think the Raiders are going to absolutely deal to
19:27
Speaker 2: the Wars tonight. That's my prediction.
19:29
Speaker 3: What's what's that based on?
19:30
Speaker 2: It's based on Hope, my huge knowledge of League.
19:34
Speaker 3: Charlie. Do you hate it when people, you know, they
19:36
Speaker 3: go in on the Warriors and then when they start winning,
19:38
Speaker 3: everyone sort of jumps on the bandwagon like jas Yeah, definitely.
19:41
Speaker 5: I think Jason needs to come to work tomorrow from
19:43
Speaker 5: clown face pan on.
19:46
Speaker 2: Can I just make the point very quietly? Nice work, fellas,
19:49
Speaker 2: But that's what I said last year.
19:51
Speaker 3: No, that was last week. You're such lying bastards. I
19:56
Speaker 3: was on the train. That was on the train, Charlie
19:58
Speaker 3: gub Man. Warriors winning forty points to six over the Raiders.
20:03
Speaker 3: The Raiders, who you know, traditionally are a team that
20:05
Speaker 3: don't let in a lot of points. They are a
20:07
Speaker 3: well coached side for us to win by that amount
20:10
Speaker 3: over the Raiders at this point of the season. Good eating,
20:13
Speaker 3: good eating. Definitely talking to the right guy.
20:16
Speaker 5: Because I was there in the south stand watching it live.
20:20
Speaker 5: It was very even at halftime. It could have gone
20:23
Speaker 5: either way. And then the Warriors just came out, didn't
20:26
Speaker 5: make any errors, they built pressure and then Cambra just
20:29
Speaker 5: kind of crumbled at their backfield, made a lot of
20:31
Speaker 5: errors and a few sex agains and Warriors just put
20:34
Speaker 5: them to the sword.
20:35
Speaker 3: Jeez.
20:36
Speaker 4: One of the perks have been an old boy of
20:37
Speaker 4: the wires. They give you a seat in the south stand,
20:40
Speaker 4: how bloody good. Another thing that I was pretty happy
20:42
Speaker 4: about there, Charlie, was we played the full lady Mate,
20:45
Speaker 4: We played the full lady.
20:47
Speaker 2: Yeah we did.
20:47
Speaker 5: We didn't. We didn't take the foot off the throat.
20:49
Speaker 5: We're pretty pretty old school in that sense. But camera
20:54
Speaker 5: just didn't have an answer once the Warriors machine got
20:57
Speaker 5: rolling and guys like Jackson Ford bro a toe in
21:01
Speaker 5: the senters he was, he was big.
21:03
Speaker 2: Geez what a weapon he is?
21:05
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's a weapon, right, Jason hadn't watched it.
21:08
Speaker 2: I watched it from the hotel being to Mahundi's Charlie truly.
21:13
Speaker 5: Yeah.
21:15
Speaker 2: He also when you consider, of course drama at the
21:18
Speaker 2: start of the game, with the injury to that fella
21:20
Speaker 2: from the Warriors.
21:22
Speaker 3: Who are you talking about?
21:23
Speaker 2: I don't know. Didn't one of them get injured before.
21:25
Speaker 3: The mate scenarios. Tavita got knocked out pretty early.
21:27
Speaker 2: And Tavitna, but before and the warm up someone got well.
21:32
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's hard for keys to remember because he was
21:35
Speaker 4: he was.
21:37
Speaker 3: But Charlie man doesn't to really to get excited. But
21:40
Speaker 3: based on what we're seeing, they were just playing excellent
21:42
Speaker 3: rugby league. No, it's not too early.
21:45
Speaker 4: It's good.
21:45
Speaker 5: You know, everyone's in good form, the clubs and the
21:48
Speaker 5: clubs in good spirits. So I think you just got
21:50
Speaker 5: to what do they say, make hay while the sun shining.
21:53
Speaker 5: We just got to keep making hay, brother and yeah.
21:56
Speaker 2: Enjoy it.
21:57
Speaker 4: While at last I think it is the other same
21:58
Speaker 4: people have.
22:00
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was going to say that.
22:01
Speaker 2: And you cut me off.
22:04
Speaker 3: And of course, Charlie, we can't let you go, mate
22:06
Speaker 3: without first and then you choose your porter King Player
22:09
Speaker 3: of the round, and a reminder that whoever player this
22:12
Speaker 3: is get sent a free porter King portaloo to the house.
22:16
Speaker 5: Yes, yep, and no, hang on, we'll just change that
22:20
Speaker 5: a bit. But the porter King player of the day
22:23
Speaker 5: is a young gun and the center.
22:28
Speaker 2: Had to be.
22:30
Speaker 5: I would as we got the Nights next week and
22:34
Speaker 5: they without Kaylen Ponger and Dylan Brown.
22:36
Speaker 3: Yeah, it'll be three in a row. They've lost their
22:39
Speaker 3: three best players the nights as well, losing I think
22:41
Speaker 3: it's Flicher Sharp and the halves as well, Charlie. So
22:44
Speaker 3: I'm I'm picking a thirteen plus win mate, So am
22:47
Speaker 3: I not? Am I incorrect when I say that you're
22:48
Speaker 3: going to send a portloo to to Alila Tower? Yep?
22:54
Speaker 5: No, send them, send.
22:55
Speaker 4: Them on to the office here.
22:59
Speaker 3: Minimal power on all right, Charlie. Well chat next week
23:04
Speaker 3: after the night's lose to the Wars.
23:06
Speaker 5: All right, yep, sounds good boys, have a good way.
23:09
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm with you.
23:10
Speaker 2: Thanks Charlie. Hey, now listen plenty coming up after five o'clock.
23:15
Speaker 2: We're going to give away five hundred dollars worth of
23:17
Speaker 2: salami for a start.
23:19
Speaker 3: That's right.
23:19
Speaker 4: Yeah.
23:19
Speaker 3: If you were at the Wild Foods Festival and you
23:22
Speaker 3: notice the Hiducky Big Show code words, get ready to
23:25
Speaker 3: call eight hundred haduky and tell us that code word
23:27
Speaker 3: and boom five hundred bucks with the meat coming your way.
23:30
Speaker 3: Also a bit of A and P chat.
23:35
Speaker 1: The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
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Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodich.
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Speaker 2: Welcome back in Messive Backbones. Hope you're surviving your Monday afternoon.
23:45
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24:04
Speaker 4: stop using the busy rating system for Mogi's little taglines
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24:09
Speaker 3: That's specifically for TV.
24:11
Speaker 4: And I think that you should do some sharing of
24:14
Speaker 4: the coming up with the taglines because you sit over
24:16
Speaker 4: there with your arms folded and your ivory tower and
24:19
Speaker 4: your ivory tower with all your man servants on your
24:22
Speaker 4: high horse one busy.
24:26
Speaker 2: Well, actually we should put it out to the people
24:28
Speaker 2: on three four eight three to come up with one
24:30
Speaker 2: for us. You know what I'm saying for us.
24:32
Speaker 3: We've got all these talented, clever.
24:34
Speaker 2: People in the audience. They can text through what our
24:37
Speaker 2: tags should be for toledos three four eight three.
24:40
Speaker 4: Something along the lines of keysy on all fours something
24:43
Speaker 4: sort of stuff.
24:44
Speaker 3: Well that's the Thingah, onto the text machine right now, Jase,
24:48
Speaker 3: to see what these wonderful listeners of ours are sending through.
24:51
Speaker 3: When I think it key, I think of a dusty
24:52
Speaker 3: sausage meat pack from the pub.
24:54
Speaker 4: This one here, ah, kezy mate. I told the team
24:58
Speaker 4: at Smoko this morning that you looked inion see ointment
25:05
Speaker 4: behind Kesey's knees. Kesey is a liability lips esthma like,
25:10
Speaker 4: so I don't really think getting those degenerates the text
25:13
Speaker 4: and is going to help us.
25:14
Speaker 2: If you're worry if you're wondering what this is all about.
25:16
Speaker 2: Kesey was a bit concerned about his sort of online image.
25:19
Speaker 3: That's my personal brand online and personal brand.
25:23
Speaker 2: After this last week here, a weekend where he appeared
25:26
Speaker 2: in various social videos and photos looking very very dusty indeed, just.
25:32
Speaker 4: As sunglasses on his mouth hanging open pretty much.
25:36
Speaker 3: Yeah, but no, we managed to sort that out and
25:37
Speaker 3: it turns out my personal brands right where it needs
25:39
Speaker 3: to be. But to be honest for OUs, why don't
25:42
Speaker 3: you just shut the text machine down for the rest
25:43
Speaker 3: of the show.
25:44
Speaker 2: Just unplug it, play some change you reckon, play the
25:47
Speaker 2: Killers instead? Okay, you do it.
25:49
Speaker 1: The whole Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy
25:52
Speaker 1: tune in.
25:54
Speaker 4: Four on radio.
25:56
Speaker 2: Indeed, Stone Temple pilots here on the radio Hdarchy Big
25:59
Speaker 2: Show this day afternoon. The time is twelve minutes past
26:02
Speaker 2: five o'clock. And I don't know if you fellows know this,
26:05
Speaker 2: but recently I moved house.
26:10
Speaker 4: Living in a CBD, aren't you what?
26:14
Speaker 2: And it's fear to say there's been some adjustments that
26:18
Speaker 2: I've had to make. I think it's pretty well established
26:21
Speaker 2: that when I was out West and Glen Eden, I
26:24
Speaker 2: was the big dog.
26:26
Speaker 3: And by that, I don't know if you were the
26:27
Speaker 3: big dog out west.
26:28
Speaker 2: Out West, you were not the I was there for
26:30
Speaker 2: twenty odd years, Keezy. I was the big dog, right.
26:34
Speaker 4: Okay, Now, if you're getting bullied by the birds that
26:37
Speaker 4: lived in that.
26:37
Speaker 2: Trees, happened in glen Eden without hoody Jay, say so
26:45
Speaker 2: when I moved.
26:46
Speaker 4: There, so you approved the thieving of your own car
26:48
Speaker 4: out of your own driveway.
26:50
Speaker 2: No, that was another property outside of glen Eden, Mogi
26:53
Speaker 2: was it? Yes, turns out it actually it was one
26:56
Speaker 2: of my boys that nicked it.
26:58
Speaker 3: I was one of your goods.
26:59
Speaker 2: Yeah, one of my.
27:01
Speaker 3: Right, you know.
27:04
Speaker 2: And it's me to say. When I moved to Glenaeden
27:06
Speaker 2: about twenty odd years ago, I was a young buck.
27:09
Speaker 2: I was sort of are you you know they used
27:13
Speaker 2: to joke when I first arrived, Oh here's the new Jake,
27:16
Speaker 2: the muss, you know. And I saw there was a
27:20
Speaker 2: bit of stuff going on around the place, and I
27:22
Speaker 2: had cruise around, and you know, there was a bit
27:24
Speaker 2: of douche dish me just sort of staking my claim,
27:29
Speaker 2: basically staking my keysy. I recalled jase yea and it
27:37
Speaker 2: took you know, it took a month or two. But
27:39
Speaker 2: then you know, everyone came around and I made sure
27:41
Speaker 2: that everyone was looked after as long as Hardy J.
27:44
Speaker 2: Was looked after, you know, and would have regular meetings
27:48
Speaker 2: and stuff with the feelers. The goons would come over
27:50
Speaker 2: and let me know, a robin hood. Yeah, it was
27:53
Speaker 2: kind of a robin Hood type thing. I looked out
27:54
Speaker 2: for people, mogie. But of course now I've changed. I
27:58
Speaker 2: moved and I'm in the c B D. Now I'm
28:01
Speaker 2: not going to tell you the exact name of my street,
28:03
Speaker 2: but let me tell you there's some tough bastards, some
28:07
Speaker 2: big boys. So the old douche douche isn't quite as appropriate,
28:11
Speaker 2: you know, just the running the knuckle basically, you know,
28:18
Speaker 2: it just meno or meno. And you know, I often
28:22
Speaker 2: look out my window. I go's easy. You know, I'm
28:24
Speaker 2: not gonna get his way. But I still want to
28:26
Speaker 2: be big dog, top dog. I want to be top dog,
28:29
Speaker 2: big dog of the inner city, top boy top No,
28:32
Speaker 2: you want.
28:33
Speaker 4: To be on top. I want to be big dog,
28:35
Speaker 4: big dog on top. I want to be big dog,
28:38
Speaker 4: dominating on CVD.
28:39
Speaker 2: But I don't know that I have the physical prowess anymore.
28:42
Speaker 2: And I was thinking, and you guys could give me
28:44
Speaker 2: some you know, ideas about how I can go about
28:47
Speaker 2: it instead, of the douche doche.
28:48
Speaker 3: So it's about sort of establishing yourself at the top
28:52
Speaker 3: of the big dog.
28:54
Speaker 2: Yeah, any violence because rolled yeah, well look, I still
28:58
Speaker 2: back myself, still back myself, but I don't want to
29:05
Speaker 2: you know, I have to go there, fellas. So you know,
29:08
Speaker 2: I'm thinking I've got to take a different approach this time.
29:10
Speaker 4: How are you going to be a big dog if
29:12
Speaker 4: you don't use violence, if you've got no physical.
29:17
Speaker 3: Well I was going to say, I think that he's
29:19
Speaker 3: doing it the right way by wanting to be top dog,
29:22
Speaker 3: because if you want to dog, if you will, yeah,
29:24
Speaker 3: show boy, big dog. You want to be a big dog,
29:26
Speaker 3: that's fine, Like oh boy, big dog, oh boy, if
29:29
Speaker 3: you wanted to be.
29:30
Speaker 2: I want to be on top keysy.
29:33
Speaker 3: I think you're doing it the right way by being
29:35
Speaker 3: the top dog, big boy, or whatever the hell you were.
29:38
Speaker 3: You're naming yourself because if you were trying to be
29:41
Speaker 3: like top human, it wouldn't work. But to be the
29:43
Speaker 3: top of all the dogs on your street, I think.
29:45
Speaker 3: I mean, there's still quite a few big ones, but
29:47
Speaker 3: the old lady next door, she's got like a chiuara
29:49
Speaker 3: or something, right, But you should be out of size, Emma.
29:51
Speaker 2: Well, actually to be here, there's not a lot of
29:53
Speaker 2: big dogs on my street, right, I mean technical literal
29:56
Speaker 2: big dogs.
29:57
Speaker 3: Yeah, because they sort of we're.
29:59
Speaker 2: Pooly looking things.
30:00
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you'll be fine. Oh they're scary. They're the
30:03
Speaker 3: ones that will get you. So what do you want?
30:04
Speaker 3: What do you want us to do?
30:05
Speaker 2: Well, maybe it is the case, you know, because I
30:08
Speaker 2: see it going on every day in the street anyway,
30:09
Speaker 2: Maybe I just need to go out and do a
30:11
Speaker 2: bit of douche dosh and you know, you might have
30:13
Speaker 2: to retire it, man, because every dog's you know, every
30:15
Speaker 2: dog will have his day.
30:17
Speaker 4: Every every man's time will come, so you're not always
30:20
Speaker 4: going to be a huge physical prison.
30:23
Speaker 2: I don't feel like my time is coming. Actually, what
30:25
Speaker 2: I'm thinking it longer because I'm a I'm a talker.
30:28
Speaker 3: Right.
30:28
Speaker 2: Maybe I get these these bigger douche douche fellers, Yeah,
30:32
Speaker 2: and I get them on board with a dog squad
30:34
Speaker 2: money or something.
30:35
Speaker 4: Do you need just a bunch of guys that are
30:37
Speaker 4: really have got the brawn but you've got the brain. Yes,
30:40
Speaker 4: you've got the mouth, and you put it to good youth,
30:45
Speaker 4: you know, and you want to be on top Yeah.
30:48
Speaker 2: So if you go and you say I should just
30:49
Speaker 2: go up to these guys in mouth off, Yeah.
30:52
Speaker 4: Get to mouth them.
30:53
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll try that tonight.
30:55
Speaker 3: Let you know how I go. Yeah, because it's one
30:57
Speaker 3: of the one of the what's the saying's like, you
30:59
Speaker 3: know there's still fight and the old dog yet.
31:02
Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't never heard that saying keezy, haven't you.
31:06
Speaker 2: I've still got a bloody hall of a bite on me.
31:08
Speaker 3: I tell you.
31:12
Speaker 2: Well, thanks for I was going to say their help
31:15
Speaker 2: at all, not really his pil jam.
31:19
Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on.
31:23
Speaker 2: Radio Audio Slave There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
31:27
Speaker 2: this Monday afternoon, the time five twenty six fellows.
31:30
Speaker 4: Over the weekend, I went to the AP and I
31:32
Speaker 4: Show How Good also known as an A and P Show.
31:36
Speaker 3: What is the I stand? Is that industry?
31:37
Speaker 4: You know what the AMP stands for?
31:39
Speaker 3: Agriculture and pastoral.
31:42
Speaker 4: Years and industry? You're right, key, So they threw industry
31:46
Speaker 4: in there so you might be like in Levin they
31:48
Speaker 4: had a big textile sort of manufacturing avatoires, that sort
31:52
Speaker 4: of stuffs that come along and you could see a
31:56
Speaker 4: cow go from eating grass in a field to being
31:59
Speaker 4: on a plate. So he just walked through the shed,
32:02
Speaker 4: you know that his shed's all there, and just takes
32:04
Speaker 4: you through all of the stages. Yeah, yeah, she.
32:11
Speaker 3: Going to go.
32:11
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was just a steak on a plate and
32:14
Speaker 4: a pile of skin in the corner. So we went
32:17
Speaker 4: out there to the They caught it the Kumu Show,
32:21
Speaker 4: not the APN which is a joint up here in
32:24
Speaker 4: Auckland there out north or west or something, and the
32:28
Speaker 4: bloody good Man. Yes, really good. So we went through
32:31
Speaker 4: the had my daughter with me and my wife and
32:34
Speaker 4: it was checking out. They had l peckers, sheep pigs,
32:39
Speaker 4: little piglets there, chickens. They had a chicken show there
32:43
Speaker 4: and they're all awarded that they had prizes and stuff
32:46
Speaker 4: for these chickens there. Now the chickens didn't even know
32:48
Speaker 4: they were in a competition. Yes, that they were standing
32:52
Speaker 4: in a really small cage with different gallowed ribbons depend
32:55
Speaker 4: on how they went. But god, there's some striking looking chicken.
32:58
Speaker 2: Did you feed the chickens?
32:59
Speaker 4: I have feed the chickens on occasion, but it didn't
33:01
Speaker 4: seem like it was the right place to do it. Okay, Yes,
33:04
Speaker 4: In fact, some people were saying please don't feed the chickens. Yeah,
33:06
Speaker 4: because I've been before. But then there was also all
33:10
Speaker 4: of the side shows. Now, all of these memories came
33:12
Speaker 4: floating back. I hadn't been to one of these shows
33:14
Speaker 4: for probably thirty five years, I would say.
33:17
Speaker 3: And they have all of the rides.
33:18
Speaker 4: They have the dodge ands, they have a small faiross wheel,
33:21
Speaker 4: they have the slug guns where you shoot down the
33:24
Speaker 4: little thing on the side shows they have they have
33:27
Speaker 4: a machine gun were youve got to try and shoot
33:28
Speaker 4: out the star. They have the clowns with the heads
33:31
Speaker 4: that turn from side to side.
33:34
Speaker 3: That's the one.
33:34
Speaker 4: Yeah, you've been to a few ping pong shows because
33:37
Speaker 4: you know what I'm talking about, man. And they had
33:39
Speaker 4: these awesome rides, like the Sizzler was one. The Sizzlor
33:44
Speaker 4: was really good. My daughter went on it. She said
33:46
Speaker 4: it was she's sex. She said it was boring. I
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Speaker 4: was freaking out. There was a Scissor Sisters.
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Speaker 3: There was.
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Speaker 4: What was that one called Scissor Sisters.
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Speaker 3: That's a ride.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, it goes up in the air and then down again. Okay,
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Speaker 4: they all seem to go up in the air and
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Speaker 4: then down again.
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Speaker 2: Well I read it back and when I used to
34:03
Speaker 2: go to it as a little kid in there, no
34:07
Speaker 2: no that the band after it, we had the Fista
34:12
Speaker 2: and that was the same thing where it would go.
34:14
Speaker 2: People would strap and it would just go. It would
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Speaker 2: just go up in the air and then down again anywhere,
34:23
Speaker 2: be like whoo will you be strapped in there?
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Speaker 3: Right?
34:28
Speaker 4: And that's the thing. Even if you wanted to stop,
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Speaker 4: you can't because you're strapped in there.
34:40
Speaker 2: There's no getting out of it.
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Speaker 1: The Hidarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.
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Speaker 2: Who Fight is here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
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Speaker 2: this Monday afternoon. The time exactly ten minutes to six.
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Speaker 3: It's actually now nine minutes to six now it is
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Speaker 3: y Yeah, Hey, howdy Joe, Mike, get you to solve
34:59
Speaker 3: a bit of a dispute. Moggie and I having okay again.
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Speaker 3: So this is about rugby league. Now on Thursday, you know,
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Speaker 3: it was Friday. It was Friday after the Wars game,
35:10
Speaker 3: the Rabbit O's played the Roosters. Now, as part of
35:13
Speaker 3: that game, Alex Johnson, who was a winger for the
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Speaker 3: rabbit O's and a great guy, he broke the all
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Speaker 3: time try scoring record. I believe it was two hundred
35:21
Speaker 3: and twelve. He needed or to beat Ken Irvine.
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Speaker 2: In one game.
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Speaker 4: No, it was pretty impressive.
35:28
Speaker 2: It was.
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Speaker 3: He scored two tries, he scored a try to equal
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Speaker 3: the record, and he scored another one and then broke it,
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Speaker 3: and he became the all time try scoring you know,
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Speaker 3: leader in the history of the NRL. Thousands of fans
35:39
Speaker 3: then stormed the ground while the game was still on
35:42
Speaker 3: r they lifted him up. It was really cool. Great
35:44
Speaker 3: footage on social media at great photos as well. They
35:48
Speaker 3: had a special edition jersey made he went off and
35:50
Speaker 3: came back out, and he had because he wear number two.
35:53
Speaker 3: The two was golden and it had a special commemorative
35:56
Speaker 3: thing written on it, which I thought was really cool. However,
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Speaker 3: Mogi hated it.
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Speaker 4: That's right, that's right. So what did ja? Just paint
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Speaker 4: a bit more of a picture here. During the game,
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Speaker 4: he scores a second try, Thousands of people run on
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Speaker 4: the field. The players then have to go back into
36:14
Speaker 4: the changing room so that the ground can be cleared
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Speaker 4: of all the players, and then once all the players
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Speaker 4: are off, then all the beer cans have to be
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Speaker 4: taken off. So the game is laid for twenty to
36:23
Speaker 4: thirty minutes while this happens. Yes, the guy breaks the record,
36:27
Speaker 4: their team loses, They lose, they are losers. He goes
36:33
Speaker 4: and puts a different jersey on with a golden two
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Speaker 4: on it, and he's a loser.
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Speaker 2: I'm disgusted.
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Speaker 4: And can I also say, Kezy, you've said something there?
36:42
Speaker 4: And this is the difference between our generations. It looked
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Speaker 4: really cool on social media. There was heaps of cool photos,
36:49
Speaker 4: and that's the problem there. It's all about the moment
36:52
Speaker 4: and it's not about the bigger picture.
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Speaker 2: Now.
36:54
Speaker 4: The bigger picture is he's part of a team, Kezy,
36:58
Speaker 4: and the team got distracted and the team lost, and
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Speaker 4: it is a goddamn disgrace. And I bet that guy
37:03
Speaker 4: didn't even want to do it.
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Speaker 2: What a show pony, okay, show pony backbone.
37:11
Speaker 4: Can you see all Black's doing that? Jase, I don't
37:15
Speaker 4: think so would have to score tries. I see Keysy
37:18
Speaker 4: doing something like that. I wish he's never scored a
37:21
Speaker 4: try in his life.
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Speaker 3: That's not true. I've a few, but this is so excited.
37:25
Speaker 3: It's like an all time record. At some one of
37:28
Speaker 3: those times where you're like where were you, especially if
37:29
Speaker 3: you were at the game where were you when Alex
37:31
Speaker 3: Johnson broke the all time try scoring When did this
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Speaker 3: happen Friday night? I know where I was. Do you
37:36
Speaker 3: know where you remember? Yeah?
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Speaker 4: But I'm not I'm not saying don't celebrate it. I'm saying,
37:43
Speaker 4: celebrate it when the time is right, which is at
37:45
Speaker 4: the end of the game. Stopping the game for half
37:48
Speaker 4: an hour to celebrate one person's achievement is to me
37:51
Speaker 4: a disgrace. Also, when three weeks ago, nobody would have
37:54
Speaker 4: even known who held the record. No one would have
37:57
Speaker 4: even known except for the big publicity run.
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Speaker 3: No, that's that's not true. That it's been an ongoing
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Speaker 3: thing for so long. He got injured last year. They
38:03
Speaker 3: thought he was going to go last year.
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Speaker 4: That's the fact that he's got What I mean is
38:06
Speaker 4: I guess the fact that he was going to break up.
38:08
Speaker 4: But generally speaking, nobody would even know who was winning
38:11
Speaker 4: except that he was getting close to breaking it.
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Speaker 2: Right, in all seriousness, I would say, I agree with
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Speaker 2: Mogi there in such a surprise. No, but wait, you
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Speaker 2: don't do it then, No, at the end of the game,
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Speaker 2: fill your boots, go hard and have a massive celebration. Absolutely,
38:27
Speaker 2: but to delay the game by half an hour for
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Speaker 2: them to be out of chaos and then lose the
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Speaker 2: matches in a scrace and then change the jerzy.
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Speaker 3: It's a history. It's like it's like seeing Wilt Chamberlain's
38:40
Speaker 3: you know, score over one hundred and one game. It's like,
38:42
Speaker 3: you know, it's like these amazing.
38:43
Speaker 4: But it's amazing.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
38:45
Speaker 4: Absolutely. Did they have the whole crowd run onto the
38:48
Speaker 4: court for half an hour and he went off and
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Speaker 4: put on a new jersey or any of that sort
38:51
Speaker 4: of stuff.
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Speaker 3: No, they did not. But that's also not Alex Johnson's fault.
38:54
Speaker 3: That's the crowd's fault. It's thousands of people did that.
38:57
Speaker 4: So the golden jersey was just a spur of the
38:59
Speaker 4: moment thing.
38:59
Speaker 3: Well that would have made for him. I think it
39:01
Speaker 3: was all pre planned. Keys he had been talked about
39:05
Speaker 3: for weeks.
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Speaker 4: Wayne Bennett was saying he didn't won the game ruin
39:07
Speaker 4: because anyone was talking about running into the field. It
39:09
Speaker 4: was planned.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's great. I loved it. I thought what it
39:13
Speaker 3: did was demonstrate what is better about the NRAL than
39:16
Speaker 3: Super rugby. For example, it's more exciting things like that
39:19
Speaker 3: happen casual fans who will watch things every now and
39:21
Speaker 3: then were watching that game to see if he broke
39:24
Speaker 3: the record. I think that is a is an important
39:27
Speaker 3: part of sport.
39:27
Speaker 4: Now again, I'm not talking about him breaking the record.
39:29
Speaker 4: I think it's important. What I'm talking about is the
39:31
Speaker 4: manufactured nature of the moment. Yeah, man, it's not backbone shit,
39:38
Speaker 4: it's not He wouldn't find that in union. It's not
39:41
Speaker 4: six to three in rugby union.
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Speaker 3: Man.
39:43
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, there's well the four people in the crowd
39:45
Speaker 4: of rugby union are storming the field.
39:46
Speaker 3: What are we going to do? Jas? Just what's your
39:49
Speaker 3: opinion on Razor Robinson break Dancing by.
39:51
Speaker 2: The way, hate it? Yes?
39:52
Speaker 3: See that really sums everything up.
39:59
Speaker 1: Actually be show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune in
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Speaker 1: week days at four on Radio Hold.
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Speaker 2: I can welcome back your messive bagbones. Hope your Monday's
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Speaker 3: Now you're drinking. What do you think, Mogi, there's a
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Speaker 3: solid eight. Yeah, I don't mind. I don't mind it
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Speaker 3: now you're drinking. Yeah, does it make sense?
40:31
Speaker 4: Doesn't need to This is the big show. In fact,
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Speaker 4: it shouldn't. Yeah, no question, that's really good. Joe's thank
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Speaker 4: you man.
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Speaker 3: I don't like it.
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Speaker 2: You just gave it eight. No, hang on, you'll give
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Speaker 2: it sex buzsies, no doubt.
40:44
Speaker 3: You wish four four buzzies out of ten.
40:47
Speaker 2: But you don't forget by the way down the line,
40:50
Speaker 2: we are going to continue on with come dine with me.
40:53
Speaker 2: It's big show. And I believe pad soon maybe might
40:56
Speaker 2: be mixed on the list.
40:58
Speaker 3: Well, no, that's just all he was going to be
40:59
Speaker 3: next with an He put the idea out that the
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Speaker 3: audience should choose who goes next.
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Speaker 2: Like a big pole.
41:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, like a like a big pole.
41:06
Speaker 2: Yes, we get a big pole out who should be next?
41:08
Speaker 2: And come dine with me?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.
41:11
Speaker 2: I tell you what. My wife's really looking forward to it.
41:14
Speaker 2: She is absolutely can't wait.
41:18
Speaker 3: She is absolutely can't wait. See, this is the kind
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Speaker 3: of six out of ten stuff I'm talking about. Jason,
41:22
Speaker 3: didn't make any sense. But now you're drinking though, that's good.
41:27
Speaker 4: Now you're drinking.
41:29
Speaker 3: What are you guys having for dinner? No idea?
41:32
Speaker 2: A split chicken.
41:34
Speaker 3: I'm having like a chicken tie salad thing. I've got
41:37
Speaker 3: to get it going because my wife's got touched tonight.
41:40
Speaker 4: Is that like a toy chicken seller?
41:42
Speaker 3: Yeah, kind of. I think it's always at Vietnamese. It's
41:45
Speaker 3: got lemon grass and a bit of vermicilly noodles and stuff,
41:47
Speaker 3: isn't it. The difference is massive? Yeah?
41:49
Speaker 2: Yeah. Is it a split chicken?
41:51
Speaker 4: What do you mean? No, it's not a split chicken.
41:53
Speaker 4: What's right with your weird obsession with split chickens? Butterfly chicken.
42:00
Speaker 1: Here's a radiohead the Whole Archy Big Show with Jason,
42:04
Speaker 1: Mike and Keyzy. Tune in week days at four on
42:07
Speaker 1: Radio Hodarkeys.
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Speaker 2: Indeed Incubus there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this
42:12
Speaker 2: Monday evening. The time is twelve minutes past six o'clock.
42:15
Speaker 2: Now the oscars are going off at the moment, So
42:17
Speaker 2: let's cross live to our man who's at the scene
42:20
Speaker 2: and give us all the updates. Mister Martmin Oak.
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Speaker 4: Oh good a Hody, Jay, it's old Moogie.
42:26
Speaker 3: I'm over in La La Land. You know what that is? Keyzy?
42:29
Speaker 2: Uh?
42:31
Speaker 3: Hollywood Hollywood?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, No, it's Los Angeles.
42:34
Speaker 3: Ah Hala La La. Come on, man, I thought La
42:39
Speaker 3: La Land was like some of you say, when someone's
42:40
Speaker 3: off of the Furies.
42:41
Speaker 4: Off of the Furies, you think you're going to la
42:43
Speaker 4: You think you're going to Hollywood.
42:44
Speaker 3: La La Land.
42:45
Speaker 2: My nanna used to say, do lely.
42:48
Speaker 3: Do lelly.
42:50
Speaker 4: Anyway, I'm here on the red carpet where it's just
42:52
Speaker 4: been announced with the Best Live Action Short.
42:55
Speaker 3: As a tie a time no one cares about the
42:59
Speaker 3: Sigma Live Action Short. Yeah, so best Short Film.
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Speaker 4: It was a tie for only the seventh time it was.
43:08
Speaker 4: I know you'd think so, well, yes, but it was.
43:09
Speaker 4: We had a couple of key We winners. One Best
43:13
Speaker 4: Costume designed for Frankenstein Kate Hawley, who's an absolute legend.
43:16
Speaker 4: I have had the honor of working with her and
43:18
Speaker 4: when I stay working with her, I mean probably making
43:19
Speaker 4: her a coffee or something like that. And then also
43:23
Speaker 4: with a digital in Wellington won for Best Special Effects
43:26
Speaker 4: for our visual effects for Avatar Foreign Ash. Have you
43:29
Speaker 4: seen that one?
43:30
Speaker 3: Keyzy not yet?
43:32
Speaker 2: What is that?
43:34
Speaker 4: And then other than that, I guess the most interesting
43:36
Speaker 4: things that happened were the actors in the movie, right.
43:40
Speaker 4: The Best Actor award went to.
43:42
Speaker 2: La We need a drum roll, k here we go?
43:51
Speaker 3: Oh is that joke? Okay?
43:53
Speaker 4: He said, why do you say thank you? He was
43:56
Speaker 4: in the moment his method, All right, here we go, ja.
44:03
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you? What is the point of doing?
44:08
Speaker 1: Who did it?
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Speaker 3: Go to? Michael B.
44:10
Speaker 4: Jordan's not to be confused with Kareem abduljam different guys.
44:15
Speaker 4: The best Supporting Actor was Sean Penn for One Battle
44:18
Speaker 4: after Another. Yes, it is very, very good. The most
44:21
Speaker 4: winningnest actor in the history now is tied he with
44:24
Speaker 4: three with three victories. Amy Madigan won Best Supporting Actress
44:28
Speaker 4: for Weapons, which nobody has seen. Jesse Buckley one for
44:33
Speaker 4: Best Actress.
44:34
Speaker 3: She's great.
44:35
Speaker 4: Yeah for Hamnet. I haven't seen that yet, not neither
44:38
Speaker 4: a Best Picture went to One Battle after another. So
44:41
Speaker 4: there you go, guys. How exciting is that? Every year
44:44
Speaker 4: it gets better and better?
44:45
Speaker 2: I reckon?
44:46
Speaker 3: I mean, you guys are actors? Do you guys?
44:47
Speaker 2: Care?
44:48
Speaker 3: No? No, I tell you what I'll tell you.
44:50
Speaker 4: What put me off this year is that Timothy Chalomay
44:53
Speaker 4: Shamalama ding Dong. He was the front runner for his
44:56
Speaker 4: role in Mardi Supreme right then two weeks ago he
45:00
Speaker 4: he has an interview he's having a conversation with Matthew McConaughey,
45:04
Speaker 4: and then that he sort of goes, oh, you know,
45:06
Speaker 4: I'd hate to become a failure and end up having
45:09
Speaker 4: to do ballet or opera, right, so he bags ballet
45:12
Speaker 4: and opera. Then the whole world turns against him for
45:14
Speaker 4: saying mean things about ballet and opera, which is right
45:16
Speaker 4: about people don't watch it as much as they do films,
45:19
Speaker 4: and if they do do that, they don't make as
45:21
Speaker 4: much money, so he's not wrong. As a result of that,
45:24
Speaker 4: he doesn't win the Academy Award, so he loses the
45:27
Speaker 4: popularity contest for that. But his performance is the same
45:30
Speaker 4: performance as it was, whether comments or not. But because
45:34
Speaker 4: he said that, there's been a backlash against him, so
45:36
Speaker 4: you're not let to win this competition. It's crazy interesting,
45:39
Speaker 4: it is. It is very interesting.
45:42
Speaker 2: That's probably why you've never run a won a radio award, Keezy,
45:45
Speaker 2: because of some of the stuff you've said, particularly off here.
45:50
Speaker 4: Any radio award I was going for, you guys were
45:52
Speaker 4: also going for.
45:54
Speaker 2: So yeah, man, you've cost.
45:56
Speaker 1: Us would actually big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodak.
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Speaker 2: One two there on the radio. Holdaki Big show this
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Speaker 2: Monday afternoon, the time six twenty four, which means it's
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Speaker 2: Get in touch with a feelers.
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Speaker 3: I knew you were going to do it. I knew
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Speaker 3: touch and if we read it out on the show,
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Speaker 3: you get a prize. Just like that.
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Speaker 4: Boom boom, yeah, yeah good A feelers anonymous here.
46:43
Speaker 3: I've been with my wife for about fifteen.
46:46
Speaker 2: Sorry, been with or on? What that sounded like? He said,
46:52
Speaker 2: I've been on my wife.
46:53
Speaker 3: For about I said, been with my wife.
46:55
Speaker 2: I've been okay for.
46:57
Speaker 3: About fifteen years now, and we've had a great time together.
47:01
Speaker 3: We've both just clicked over forty years old, and I
47:02
Speaker 3: figured it might be time to spice things up a
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Speaker 3: bit divorce. I recently plucked up the courage to raise
47:09
Speaker 3: this with said wife and propose that we visit a
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Speaker 3: swingers club and see what the go is there. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: that's the way to do it. Man. Hey, who knows,
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Speaker 3: maybe we'll enjoy it, or at the very least it'll
47:19
Speaker 3: be one hell of a thing to witness that we
47:20
Speaker 3: can laugh about.
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Speaker 4: Depends what you're looking at witnessing.
47:24
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, well, even though I raised it, I'm not
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Speaker 3: sure about it. We are both curious but nervous about
47:29
Speaker 3: what could unfold for our relationship. Is this a bad idea?
47:32
Speaker 3: Will it just be gross and something we can't undo?
47:35
Speaker 3: Or could it be a way for us to keep
47:36
Speaker 3: exploring the joys of life and avoid a marriage where
47:38
Speaker 3: she plays touch Rugby every night until late it comes
47:41
Speaker 3: home to find me crouched over nude, bathed in fluorescent
47:45
Speaker 3: fridge light, gargling butter chicken, and the spark is for
47:48
Speaker 3: ever extinguished. Cheers. That's a good question.
47:50
Speaker 2: That's a really good question. Can I just say very
47:53
Speaker 2: specific with the first come dine with me at my apartment?
47:58
Speaker 2: We all found out a great deal about swingers parties
48:03
Speaker 2: from old Pugson'. Yes, he was of vast reservoir of
48:12
Speaker 2: He knew all the ins and outs pineapples, upside down, pineapples, pineapples.
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Speaker 3: Ess, he knew everything.
48:21
Speaker 2: It was fascinating stuff. Listening to his experiences over a
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Speaker 2: number of years.
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Speaker 3: What do you guys reckon those swingers club? Now?
48:29
Speaker 4: I could not think well, well, I think about the
48:32
Speaker 4: opportunity you've got there a room full of people, ninety
48:39
Speaker 4: five percent of the men.
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Speaker 3: That's not how they work, is it? But you're the expert. No,
48:45
Speaker 3: Pugs is the expert. What do you mean I'm the expert.
48:47
Speaker 3: Surely that's not the appeals that there's not five percent men?
48:50
Speaker 2: Can I just say?
48:53
Speaker 3: Sounds terrible? I'm up for most stuff, you know what
48:56
Speaker 3: I mean? Feelers?
48:58
Speaker 4: Would you not like to see your way happy?
49:04
Speaker 3: Really really really happy? But swingers clubs is where.
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Speaker 4: I draw the thing's personally speaking, I feel that might
49:13
Speaker 4: be too much of a risk, because what if what
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Speaker 4: if one of you really likes it and visibly really
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Speaker 4: likes it, and the other one doesn't like how much
49:23
Speaker 4: the other person is liking it and has to stand.
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Speaker 3: There, kneel there and just sort of chicken the most
49:36
Speaker 3: Hraeus visual? Then so what do you reckon? Yes?
49:40
Speaker 4: Oh no, I think I mean I think he should
49:43
Speaker 4: Would I do it?
49:44
Speaker 2: No?
49:44
Speaker 4: Do I think he should do it? Absolutely? And just
49:46
Speaker 4: let it go. Yeah, because it's been fifteen years already,
49:50
Speaker 4: You've lived a lifetime. You're a different person now at
49:53
Speaker 4: forty ezy.
49:55
Speaker 3: What what I was going to say?
49:58
Speaker 2: This is for anonymous not yeah, I know, but would
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Speaker 2: you be up for going under cover and sort of
50:03
Speaker 2: under cover key undercover keasy in finding out what you know?
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Speaker 2: What it's like at the old swingers.
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Speaker 4: Are the old swingers as well?
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Speaker 3: We're talking about I prefer to the ones that are
50:17
Speaker 3: my age. Impossible, but sure I'd be up for it.
50:20
Speaker 3: But you guys know that I'm actually a bit scared
50:22
Speaker 3: when you know, I don't know you're I'm not never
50:25
Speaker 3: you walk around with your T shirt on, with a
50:27
Speaker 3: long T shirt on, and so I'm not.
50:29
Speaker 2: A little button master room.
50:31
Speaker 3: It can't Oh god, what are you laughing at?
50:45
Speaker 2: I just have this visual keasy with those meat petty nips.
50:52
Speaker 4: The trickers. You've got to go under cover, so far
50:54
Speaker 4: as you go in with your your DNEM jacket with
50:58
Speaker 4: Tony right now and walk through the or and go e.
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Speaker 3: It's not that funny. Hey, well, I hope that helps.
51:12
Speaker 1: The Hold Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
51:15
Speaker 1: Tune in week days and four on radio.
51:17
Speaker 2: Hold Ikey hero Smith there on the radio, Hold Arky
51:20
Speaker 2: Big Show. That's glorious Monday evening.
51:24
Speaker 3: Hey, you feel as we're in hook a ticker over
51:26
Speaker 3: the weekend.
51:27
Speaker 2: Man, some of us were yeah, I know, we all were.
51:29
Speaker 2: What do you mean just some of us were more
51:32
Speaker 2: present than that.
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Speaker 3: Right, yeah, yeah, pugs. And while we were there, we
51:37
Speaker 3: had a special monteesthe area outside of it a billboard
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Speaker 3: a photo of us three on it and a special
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Speaker 3: code word.
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Speaker 4: Do you remember, Keezy, Well, you had a massive heir
51:46
Speaker 4: on it. They made they shrunk me down and they
51:48
Speaker 4: gave you a massive dome. Do you remember that?
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Speaker 3: N That's why I do.
51:52
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, bit hazy again obviously, yeah, the morning after
51:56
Speaker 4: the previous night, but yeah, that was that was another
51:59
Speaker 4: another way that they've managed to do that put that
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Speaker 4: sign together. It was very interesting.
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Speaker 3: It was interesting.
52:04
Speaker 4: It cracked me up actually, But basically the idea was
52:06
Speaker 4: if you were at the hokitik of Wild Foods festival,
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Speaker 4: you saw the signs, there was a code word written
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Speaker 4: on it.
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Speaker 3: You then call us on the Monday on eight hundred
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Speaker 3: hodaki and you went five hundred dollars worth of black
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Speaker 3: ball salami and people were carrying up.
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Speaker 4: There was a hell of a lot of people at that
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Speaker 4: Montes Salle area that we had there, mainly because of
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Speaker 4: the Montigu's beer but also because of the backbones us, yes,
52:26
Speaker 4: but also because of the black ball salami that was
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Speaker 4: going on there.
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Speaker 2: Bloody delicious by the way, I saw you're hanging off
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Speaker 2: the back of one. Yeah, yeah, I tuned my way
52:35
Speaker 2: through a couple of the packets.
52:37
Speaker 3: Just looking up black ballsalami been around since the early nineties.
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Speaker 3: The new owner, James and Sue, met them both, yes people,
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Speaker 3: first of all, Yeah, they were lovely. The children handed
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Speaker 3: me some packets of salami, which was very nice. Haven't
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Speaker 3: eaten them yet, going to have them this weekend. Oh,
52:53
Speaker 3: little cheese board, Little cheese board. But we have a
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Speaker 3: caller on the line with us. Now get a bin, guys.
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Speaker 3: How you going great? Thanks?
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Speaker 2: Ben? So you're at the Wild Food Festival, then, Ben?
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Speaker 2: Did you enjoy it?
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Speaker 1: Oh?
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Speaker 5: I blood you loved it, mate. I loved hearing all
53:09
Speaker 5: about your adventures around a certain ball part as well.
53:12
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well, I'm going to tell you what the salami,
53:16
Speaker 4: the blackball salami test a hell of a lot better
53:18
Speaker 4: than the bulls testicles that Jason was hanging off on
53:21
Speaker 4: a Thursday there.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Actually, I wonder if you could make a salami out
53:25
Speaker 2: of bulls testicle. Oh i'd say so, yeah probably.
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Speaker 3: Hey Ben, do you know what the code word was?
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Speaker 4: Man?
53:31
Speaker 3: I think so, mate.
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Speaker 5: I think it was nips.
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Speaker 2: I wonder why that is correct?
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Speaker 3: Ben, on yourself five hundred bucks worth a black Bull salami.
53:42
Speaker 5: Brother, Oh yeah, thank you fellas much.
53:45
Speaker 3: Appreciate it.
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Speaker 2: Get a few cheeses some crackers. Make an evening of it.
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Speaker 4: Mate, Hey, I will make an evening of it, don't
53:53
Speaker 4: you worry.
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Speaker 3: Get on you, Ben, You hold the line there, mate,
53:55
Speaker 3: and old pugs will sort you out. Ben is walking
53:57
Speaker 3: away with not only a whole of you beautiful salami,
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Speaker 3: a massive actual tasting box of the different products right
54:04
Speaker 3: from black Balls salami. Some merchandise is in there as well.
54:07
Speaker 3: So it's a bloody good prize. Pays to, you know,
54:11
Speaker 3: stay observant when you're at a festival like the Wild
54:14
Speaker 3: Food Festival, doesn't it.
54:15
Speaker 4: We were talking about that this morning, weren't we. When
54:17
Speaker 4: we came back to work and had a conversation with
54:19
Speaker 4: the bosses here at ENZ and me about our time way,
54:22
Speaker 4: and the first thing everybody said was it pays to
54:24
Speaker 4: be observant when you're away at a festival.
54:28
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, like as there might be code words totally.
54:33
Speaker 2: Did you guys have a meeting to the helt?
54:34
Speaker 3: When did you have a meeting?
54:36
Speaker 2: Wasn't I worry about it?
54:36
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54:48
Speaker 2: Well there you go, your mad bastards. That's the big
54:50
Speaker 2: show done in justed for your Monday. What's the podcast out?
54:54
Speaker 2: Tro clip today? Keezy?
54:55
Speaker 3: Today on the podcast we were discussing fishing.
55:00
Speaker 2: I was so exciting throwing my line out and actually
55:03
Speaker 2: watching it get bites. Yeah, it had been so long. Yeah,
55:06
Speaker 2: you know, and fishing is great, but when you getting nothing,
55:10
Speaker 2: you're just sitting.
55:12
Speaker 4: Yeah you're not even fishing. No, but you're a guy
55:15
Speaker 4: holding a stick. Yeah, well I put it in a holder.
55:20
Speaker 3: Guy standing there.
55:21
Speaker 2: I'm a guy appreciating the ocean. Speaking of chilling out,
55:29
Speaker 2: what are you doing tonight? Maybe a little bit of work, yes,
55:32
Speaker 2: a little bit of work.
55:33
Speaker 4: The gym. I haven't been for a long time.
55:35
Speaker 2: It feels good, idea, but when i'm a little bit
55:37
Speaker 2: you're stacking.
55:39
Speaker 4: I don't want to annoyed. But the gym's under a furbishment,
55:43
Speaker 4: so they haven't got a sauna.
55:44
Speaker 2: Right, Yes, come around to my place and have one.
55:47
Speaker 3: Okay. Cool.
55:48
Speaker 4: So you're saying heavy days, you're going to come in
55:51
Speaker 4: as well?
55:52
Speaker 2: You better I.
55:53
Speaker 3: Will gross keasy think you what?
55:57
Speaker 2: So you're having what was it a tied chicken salad? Actually,
56:00
Speaker 2: to me, he's chicken salad.
56:01
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've just looked at it.
56:03
Speaker 2: And your wife gets back one two in the morning
56:05
Speaker 2: and you'll be glass asleep.
56:06
Speaker 3: She's gonna be back from touch at approximately seven to
56:09
Speaker 3: fifty pm, she said, seven fifty.
56:11
Speaker 2: Are you confident about preparing the meal?
56:15
Speaker 3: Yeah? Why wouldn't I be. I've got to cook some chicken.
56:17
Speaker 3: I've got a recipe here, I know where everything is nice.
56:20
Speaker 3: It's not hard. Man.
56:22
Speaker 4: Cooking for your wife might be a foreign concept to you,
56:24
Speaker 4: but for me it's it's pretty standard.
56:27
Speaker 3: Man.
56:28
Speaker 4: What are you doing tonight? Jose hates foreign concepts.
56:33
Speaker 3: What are you doing tonight?
56:34
Speaker 2: Jas I'm going to go home and hang out with
56:39
Speaker 2: my beloved wife, who is always home. When I come home,
56:44
Speaker 2: it doesn't go out, you know, yeah, various sporting things. Well,
56:49
Speaker 2: so that's ready. But having said that, she will be out.
56:52
Speaker 2: Her play starts tomorrow night is opening night, so she's
56:55
Speaker 2: going to be out most nights.
56:56
Speaker 3: Actually, I'm gonna go watch that Friday Night.
56:58
Speaker 2: Yeah, good style.
56:58
Speaker 3: I'll love the review. Ready.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, let's hope you give it a few more
57:04
Speaker 2: buzzies than the score you gave us for Come dine
57:07
Speaker 2: with me.
57:07
Speaker 3: I'll give your wife so many buzzies. Don't worry about it.
57:10
Speaker 2: Hey, now listen, check out the Instagram, check out the podcast.
57:13
Speaker 3: Is heaps going on?
57:14
Speaker 2: And tell them borrow see you later, Bye bye,