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Not Up To Standards · Second Date Update

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  Will they go on a second date or will must be the last time they
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  ever talked and kiss in the morning. Second Date Update, I'm Kiss ninety
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  five seven. Oh, it is time to make a love match. I'm
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  feeling like today Walmart Jeff on Kiss ninety five to seven. We're going to
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  bring two souls together. Now, that would be awesome, Courtney, ha
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  ha, you don't seem excited, but whatever. All right, Abby,
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  welcome to the show. Welcome to second date Update. I'm super excited to
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  find out about this great first date. Okay, So I went out with
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  this guy named Lorenzo and he made restaurants at this fantastic restaurant and it was
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  like pretty fancy. He sent an uber black to pick me up. He
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  had flowers waiting when I got there, like it was what amazing wow?
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  But then yeah, I was like this is happening. This is great.
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  And then as soon as I got there, he said he had to go,
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  and he ordered me another Uber and he sent me home and he like
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  a Paul. He was like, I'm so sorry, but I have to
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  go. So I don't know what happened, Like I feel like maybe there
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  was an emergency or something, and you've not heard from him since. Like
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  that was because I like wrote to check in to be like, it's everything
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  okay, because it was so abrupt. I love how you said it was
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  a great first date when literally it was just a great first car ride,
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  a great plan for a first Yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go.
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  I mean, I mean, he gets you in uber black, you
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  get there, there's flowers. Did you thank him for the uber black and
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  the flowers? Maybe that was it? Was he expecting a thank you?
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  Yeah? No, I mean I think I did. Yeah, I was
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  very excited. I think it was clear that I was like impressed. All
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  right, Well, listen, since the date probably only lasted ten minutes,
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  I'm guessing it was an emergency. So my plan is we're gonna call him.
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  You're gonna be listening in. I'm gonna ask him about the date,
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  and I'm going to try to get answers out of him why he left so
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  abruptly. Hopefully I can get you guys a second date. Are you ready?
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  Yeah? Sounds good. All right, We're gonna call Abby's date Lorenzo.
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  We'll do that next story and Kiss in the morning's second date update.
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  I'm kiss ninety five seven you're back and we've got Abby on the line.
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  Abby, basically, you told us you went on a well is it a
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  first date Walmart Jeff for just the beginning of a date? The car ride,
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  Yeah, like the first quarter of a date. All right. So
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  Abby, it's this guy Lorenzo. He sent you an Uber black to bring
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  you to this really fancy restaurant that he made reservations for. And when you
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  got there, he had flowers for you. But shortly after he just said
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  he had to leave. Yeah, that's it. And he didn't give you
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  any reason. He just left him. You haven't heard from him, no,
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  and I'm like kind of worried, you know, like I hope he's
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  okay, me too, Me too. All Right, you're gonna be listening
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  in. I'm gonna put you on hold. We're gonna call Lorenzo. Hold
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  on, this is an easy one. He had an emergency. Hopefully everything's
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  okay. They're going to go on a second date, fall in love,
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  yeah, have babies, or have babies then fall in love or however,
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  maybe he's a doctor. Hello. Hello, Oh is Lorenzo there. Yes,
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  this is Lorenzo. Hello Lorenzo. This is Courtney. Hey, dog,
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  what's up. It's Walmart Jeff. We're calling from Kiss ninety five to
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  seven. You're on the radio. Oh wonderful. I've listened to you before.
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  I love your show. Thank you, I appreciate it. Thanks.
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  You sound very formal this morning. Anyway, Lorenzo, thank you for listening.
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  So hopefully you know what second date update is all about. That's when
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  somebody calls us they went on a first date, but they get ghosted and
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  they want answers. So that's what we're calling you, Lorenzo. We want
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  you to tell us about this first date you have with a girl named Abby.
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  You ghosted her, I think she said, within ten minutes of the
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  date, as soon as she got there, and she hasn't heard from you.
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  We want to make sure anything's okay. Are you okay? Yes,
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  thinking back on it, unfortunately Abby was just not quite up to standards.
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  So wait, wait, Lorenzo, So you sent her a uber black,
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  you gave her flowers, and you left because she wasn't. I don't underst
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  stand, like up to your standards. I don't get it. Like what
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  I don't understand what I believe that when one goes out on a date,
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  you know there are certain expectations of both people. There as the one hosting
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  you, there are certain expectations of me, So you know you are correct.
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  I had an uber black center her, I had flowers waiting for her.
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  I had chosen a very nice restaurant for the two of us to go
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  to. UH and she and her wisdom it chose to wear a pair of
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  awful robin jeans on a first date at an upscale restaurant, and frankly,
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  that is something that I cannot abide. It's just awful, it's tacky,
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  it's the it's a very low class mentality. You go ahead a sad date
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  because of how I looked. I canceled that date because at a upscale restaurant,
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  you chose to dress like we were going to McDonald's. Oh my god,
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  I said something was wrong. I've been worried about you. I thought,
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  oh my you wow, wow. Look that is my book. I
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  obviously respect your choice to dress as you feel, but in the social circles
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  that I run in, I can't be with that kind of that kind of
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  dress in a public space. So you want a trophy life, You just
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  you only you just want women to be seen and not heard. Is that
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  what's going on here? Oh my god, No, I want a woman
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  of quality, not somebody who thinks that we're dressing up for a third grade
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  dance. Oh my god, wow, Can I just say abby? And
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  under normal circumstances, I would have already hung up on Lorenzo, but I
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  enjoy listening to his ignorance. For some reason. The more you talk,
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  Lorenzo, Jeff, the more you talk, it's just it's it's it's honestly
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  abby, laughable. And I think you did. I think you dodged a
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  bullet. I completely agree. I feel like he was literally born and like,
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  I don't know, like you sound like you want a nineteenth fifties housewife,
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  and I just can't believe that you my good luck, I think yourself
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  up to the band that you should. There was a vast difference between demanding
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  somebody do well and demanding someone and the fact that you can't see the difference
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  is that is so the reason why I chose not to contact you again.
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  Okay, oh right, I'm going to end this right now, because honestly,
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  it was. It was ten minutes of your time, Abbey, and
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  we're just going deeper and deeper in things that he's saying that I'm just I'm
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  okay, Lorenzo, you were at least honest. We wish you well look
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  for that whatever it is, trophy wife or whatever you're looking for. Abby,
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  you totally dodged a bullet on this one. I hope that the women
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  listening can all avoid him, not too because oh my god, yeah,
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  okay, well listen, Abby, keep us, keep us posted on everything.
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  And I'm so glad that you called this, and I'm glad we got
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  your answer. There you go, no sweat off your back. Thank you,