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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 56 - He's The Joker, Baby · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 1: Man, I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 4: When you're hungry out there, you start acting like a
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  Speaker 4: rookie quarterback in his first game, making bad decisions, messing
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  Speaker 4: up the basics, being all out of sorts. That's where
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  Speaker 4: Snickers comes in.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 4: That thing is packed roasted peanuts, nugget, caramel, milk, chocolate.
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  Speaker 4: It's like the MVP candy bars, and when you bite
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  Speaker 4: into it, boom, it sorts you out. Get your head
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  Speaker 4: back in the game of life. Satisfying your hunger. Remember this,
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  Speaker 4: Snickers handles your hunger so you can handle everything else.
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  Speaker 4: Snicker satisfies. Man, that's a winning play.
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  Speaker 1: What is up? Everybody?
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  Speaker 5: Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today
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  Speaker 5: is Monday, April eighteenth. It is ten twenty three am.
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  Speaker 6: Ten twenty three. That's early for us to be recorded.
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  Speaker 5: That is early.
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  Speaker 1: Why would we be doing something like that?
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  Speaker 5: Because I think I might be dead in the next
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  Speaker 5: couple hours. Yeah, yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 6: You couldn't even wash your hair this morning.
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  Speaker 5: Bro, I didn't shower. Ew Bro, what the shower last night?
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  Speaker 1: Though? Why didn't you shower this morning?
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  Speaker 5: Didn't have time? Why I had to get up so early?
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  Speaker 1: Fuck?
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  Speaker 5: Dude, all to make the magic.
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  Speaker 6: Clip, this shit clip this send it to Erica.
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  Speaker 5: I had to wake up at three am to fly
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  Speaker 5: back to New York just to get some just to
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  Speaker 5: just to make some men, just.
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  Speaker 1: To be able to work first thing in the morning. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and her office is conveniently empty.
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  Speaker 5: Now she's here. I saw her. Oh fuck, I just
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  Speaker 5: actually was the only person here.
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  Speaker 1: Really, because she grinds harder than she was here. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: bat what Yeah, I wonder they're the billionaires that run
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  Speaker 1: this company, the oligarchs of barstool. Yeah, but uh, where
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  Speaker 1: were you?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? I'm a little sleepy. I was in Florida for
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  Speaker 5: Easter for like a day.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that's so sweet.
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  Speaker 6: How was that?
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  Speaker 1: Did you find a lot of eggs?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 6: Did you get to sit on the bunnies lap?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 5: It was fun.
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  Speaker 1: Don't fucking joke about that. I'm not a fucking kid.
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  Speaker 5: No, we didn't do We don't really celebrate Easter. But
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  Speaker 5: it was like, my little sisters are on April break,
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  Speaker 5: so they're in Florida.
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  Speaker 1: Very nice. What did you What did you do the
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  Speaker 1: entire time? Sat on the beach, drank some my IPAs
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  Speaker 1: something heavy pretty much? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Hell yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Did you have to walk to the beach or uh
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  Speaker 1: drive there? Walk?
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  Speaker 6: That's fucking plush.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a different tax bracket. The closer you get
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  Speaker 1: to the beach, the less transportation you need to take
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  Speaker 1: to get to the beach.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, the better the vacation is gonna be.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it was fun. I didn't we only
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  Speaker 5: went to the beach yesterday. I got there, so I
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  Speaker 5: went the first night, slept at my cousin's house and
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  Speaker 5: my parents weren't there yet. Then my parents picked me
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  Speaker 5: up the next morning and then I went with them.
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  Speaker 5: But then we didn't get there to like five o'clock,
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  Speaker 5: so we just like went to dinner and went home,
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  Speaker 5: and then they all went to bed at like eight thirty.
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  Speaker 5: Did you even kidding?
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  Speaker 6: Did you have some nice seafood at dinner?
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  Speaker 5: I did?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah I could tell. And then because you stink
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  Speaker 1: like it, and then I.
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  Speaker 5: Watched uh Moneyball by myself and got fucked up.
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  Speaker 6: I bet you could watch Moneyball twenty five times this year.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, it's such a good movie.
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  Speaker 1: How many times have you seen in this calendar year?
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  Speaker 5: No, I've only seen it, like, yeah, I've only seen
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  Speaker 5: it like three times, but all this year though, Yeah, probably.
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  Speaker 6: So I bet you could get to twenty five.
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  Speaker 5: I would hope that would be a good goal, and.
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  Speaker 1: I think that you could do it. Let's let's sit
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  Speaker 1: down and watch money Ball. You're picking up on some
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  Speaker 1: of the fucking the hidden gems of Moneyball, the fucking
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  Speaker 1: more nuanced details of what Billy Bean was getting.
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  Speaker 5: After trying to Yeah, I mean, Billy Bean's genius.
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  Speaker 1: You probably watch more Moneyball than sports this year. I
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  Speaker 1: don't watch sports. What sporting events have you watched this year?
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  Speaker 5: The I watched the end of March Madness?
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  Speaker 1: What is that What do you mean the end the
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  Speaker 1: last game or the last couple of.
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  Speaker 5: Game, last couple of games?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 5: And then I watched actually I watched a good bit
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  Speaker 5: of March Madness. And then I watched the super Bowl?
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  Speaker 5: Super Bowl?
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  Speaker 7: What else?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I watched the Celtics last night.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking barn Burner, sick, fucking game, bro, good game. What
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  Speaker 1: a fucking pass by macis Matt down at the end?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that dude fucking crushes puss despite having acte so
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  Speaker 5: much pussy.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, but he's a he's a shining, shining star for
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  Speaker 1: us folks with acne.
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  Speaker 5: Who you don't have acne?
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  Speaker 1: A little?
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  Speaker 5: I don't have any acne?
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  Speaker 1: Fuck? Well, Marcus Smart, is that.
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  Speaker 5: Falsely advertising this podcast as an acne podcast?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? That's our one thing we have going for. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: clear skin glowing.
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  Speaker 5: I washed my face once effort in my entire life.
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  Speaker 1: It's just natural oils.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just natural oils that make you shine through.
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  Speaker 1: Where does that?
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  Speaker 6: What does acne even come from?
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  Speaker 1: Ugly people? Ugly genetics? Dude, But you just said he
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  Speaker 1: crushes pussy despite having.
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  Speaker 5: Acon professional basketball player, So you.
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  Speaker 1: Don't think that he'd crush any pussy if he if
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  Speaker 1: he didn't play pro basketball, he's like six four, two thirty.
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  Speaker 5: He's like, uh, it doesn't matter, a true Sigma male
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  Speaker 5: in the NBA.
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  Speaker 6: But he's a Sigma male though.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, you're that.
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  Speaker 5: Tall and you're not in the NBA. It's all more embarrassing.
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  Speaker 1: But six four is right at the cusp of being
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  Speaker 1: too tall. I think that if he were six five
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  Speaker 1: he'd be gangly. But at six four two thirty he's sick.
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  Speaker 1: D Yeah, like the big homie. Kd's like the slender Man.
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  Speaker 1: But uh, dude is so tall.
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  Speaker 6: You know him from the memes, right, he's the guy
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  Speaker 6: from Twitter?
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  Speaker 1: No, I know I just know KD? Do you actually?
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  Speaker 1: Obviously I don't know if you do.
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  Speaker 5: Who doesn't know KD?
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  Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of people don't know KD,
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  Speaker 1: especially guys who don't want sports, which is nothing to
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  Speaker 1: be a shame though.
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  Speaker 5: Isn't he like one of the best basketball players ever?
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  Speaker 1: He is one of the best basketball players ever.
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  Speaker 5: Fucking I don't have the energy for your mind games
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  Speaker 5: right now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not playing mind games. I thought you
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  Speaker 1: just knew him from Twitter?
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  Speaker 6: That's how I know him.
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  Speaker 5: Obviously. I know his Twitter. Dude, he's got bangers.
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  Speaker 6: You got fucking sick bangers. He tweeted at me.
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  Speaker 1: One time before we really he was like, I want
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  Speaker 1: to see my boy Roam battle rap against disaster. No way. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: In two thousand and nine, though, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: You were You were but a fucking rambunctious sperm.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was eight years old.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's hilarious. Me and Katie were fucking chopping it up.
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  Speaker 5: Bro, that's awesome. That's a pretty good one to get
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  Speaker 5: replying to you.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't even reply to you. No, he replied to
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  Speaker 1: someone else. Damn. Yeah that's cool.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was cool. It was a great moment.
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  Speaker 1: And I've held onto it like a fucking gold stone.
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  Speaker 1: But you hate him, right, let no, I fucking love
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  Speaker 1: that guy. I hang on to it like an ancestral gem,
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  Speaker 1: like something that's been passed down. It means so much
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  Speaker 1: to me that he wrote that I'm about to get
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  Speaker 1: an nft of it and sell it for two hundred
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  Speaker 1: and seventy million dollars.
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  Speaker 5: That's something you should get, like framed. You saw that
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  Speaker 5: Mac Miller had like a framed tweet from when jay
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  Speaker 5: Z said that Mac Millar was cool.
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  Speaker 6: Really damn that would be fucking legendary.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Did you see that dude who tried to sell
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  Speaker 1: the NFT of the first ever tweet? And it was
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  Speaker 1: like the dude Jack sold his NFT of his first
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  Speaker 1: tweet ever for like three million dollars to charity, and
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  Speaker 1: the guy tried to flip it for like forty eight
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  Speaker 1: million dollars and at auction it went for eleven hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody wanted that shit because it's just like fucking pointless,
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  Speaker 1: Like nobody needs an NFT of a fucking thing that
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  Speaker 1: just exists somewhere else. Yeah, that will exist forever. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's just like he already owns the thing and that's
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  Speaker 1: the tweet, Like he has that because he owns the
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  Speaker 1: Twitter account. You don't need to fucking make an NFT
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  Speaker 1: of everything. Yeah, yeah, that's stupid. Remember when we got
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  Speaker 1: roasted for our NFT take on uh on the Barstool
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  Speaker 1: main account.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, well, I mean they'll roast anything that we say.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna prove will be proven, right the fucking.
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  Speaker 5: I mean yeah, it's already people are already not giving
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  Speaker 5: a fuck about NFTs.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, people are jumping off fast on the NFTs.
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  Speaker 5: You fool because it's dumb. But before we get into anything,
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  Speaker 5: these sweatshirts brand new son of a boy dad. They're
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  Speaker 5: they're really nice sweatshirts. They're not like the Champion or Guild,
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  Speaker 5: and they're they're heavy material. Like this is some ship
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  Speaker 5: that you would see at like urban outfitters.
• 8:42
  Speaker 1: Urban outfitters can't even afford it. If we want to
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  Speaker 1: shout out the manufacture independent trading company.
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  Speaker 6: It's an independent.
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  Speaker 5: Trade account, so it's local business. Support local businesses, Okay,
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  Speaker 5: support local Uh, these are really really nice, like like
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  Speaker 5: this is a sweatshirt that I would wear every day. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: probably will wear it for every day for a couple
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  Speaker 5: of weeks.
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  Speaker 1: And you also don't lie about that kind of shit
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  Speaker 1: because we sometimes do make fun of uh other merch
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  Speaker 1: that we have. This is like the real this is
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  Speaker 1: the best merch that we've ever had by far. You
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  Speaker 1: called me to tell me about this merch, yes, being
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  Speaker 1: like this is fucking good ass merch. It's heavy merch.
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  Speaker 1: August of Wind is not gonna fucking rip this shit
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  Speaker 1: off you like everything else in the barstool store, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you get anything else, like it's made of tissue paper. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: of hopes and dreams, Yeah soche and good thoughts.
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  Speaker 5: These will hopefully be out by the time that this
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  Speaker 5: episode is out.
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  Speaker 1: They should be by them, by them.
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  Speaker 5: We got a lot more stuff coming should be similar
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  Speaker 5: quality because we're I mean, we're just pumping insane amounts
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  Speaker 5: of merch out and the company decided that they wanted to.
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  Speaker 5: They want to invest in us, and they're giving us
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  Speaker 5: the better. It's the difference giving us the Brianna chicken
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  Speaker 5: fry level merch.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly. It's the difference between regular merch and Brianna chicken
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  Speaker 1: fry merch. And for us, that means that's the difference
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  Speaker 1: between flying co in the back of the plane and
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  Speaker 1: flying first.
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  Speaker 6: Class a little bit of recognition.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly. We're still in the setting up tables phase of
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  Speaker 1: our career and we're setting up tables and that's fine.
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  Speaker 1: We'll sell the merchier will set up the tables, but
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  Speaker 1: we want to sit in first class.
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  Speaker 5: Also, we have this plaque in front of us. It's
• 10:15
  Speaker 5: not our plaque, but we thought maybe it could be
• 10:19
  Speaker 5: used some sort of inspiration to get you guys to
• 10:21
  Speaker 5: hit the subscribe button while you're watching, because I know
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  Speaker 5: the analytics and almost everyone who watches the podcast is
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  Speaker 5: not subscribed to the YouTube channel.
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  Speaker 1: So wait, really, how do you know that?
• 10:31
  Speaker 5: You can see how many people are watching that are
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  Speaker 5: subscribed and stuff, and most of them are not subscribed.
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  Speaker 1: So let's go ahead, seriously, so easy. It costs you
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: nothing and it won't be a hindrance or burden to
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  Speaker 1: your life. It's not like you're signing up for a
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: fucking newsletter.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's not gonna help us at all either. We
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  Speaker 5: just want the plaque and it will help us a
• 10:48
  Speaker 5: little bit, not really, but we really just want hardware.
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  Speaker 5: We really just want the plaque. So me and Ron
• 10:52
  Speaker 5: can we do lines of adderall off of it?
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  Speaker 1: And because it'll say little sasquatches YouTube squat. Dude, when
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  Speaker 1: you just held that up to your face and it
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  Speaker 1: reflected your face, did like shine with like it's your
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  Speaker 1: most evil moment. I'm in bad shape right now. You
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  Speaker 1: just saw your reflection in the YouTube plaque. Yikes, that's
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: a tough fucking spot. That's like Narcissus looking down into
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  Speaker 1: the lake. You ever hear that Greek tragedy about where
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: the word narcissism comes from. It's from a dude who
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  Speaker 1: couldn't stop like bending over the lake to look at
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  Speaker 1: his own reflection. Really, yeah, he just fucking fell in
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  Speaker 1: love with his own reflection, narcissus. I could see that
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  Speaker 1: being the first person to see your own reflection. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it would probably be incredible. I'd be intoxicating.
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  Speaker 5: When I'm like walking by stores and stuff, I always
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  Speaker 5: look at my reflection and.
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: There's probably someone working in the store being like, why
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: is that guy picking his nose? No, just like I'm
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: strutting by, you walk like cause you could always tell
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: what someone is. You have to turn your head fully
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: at ninety degrees. You have no pretending you're not doing it.
• 11:52
  Speaker 5: I got to make sure my my fits looking fly
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  Speaker 5: as hell, and it never is.
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  Speaker 1: You have good natural stuf. Though, I think now I
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  Speaker 1: think that it's like, uh, it's not tragic.
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  Speaker 6: Not quite, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 5: It's a little bit. It's it's on its way there.
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  Speaker 6: But it has like its own Uh.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like the first step is finding clothes that
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  Speaker 1: fit in a way that's flattering to your body. Second
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: step is finding brands that you like. Third step is
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  Speaker 1: like cultivating like a style of your own. And I
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  Speaker 1: think you're between number numbers one and.
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  Speaker 5: Two, and the fourth step is buying a son of
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  Speaker 5: a boy dad sweatshirt.
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  Speaker 1: And then the fucking evolution is complete. Then you're in
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: final form.
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  Speaker 6: Hawkey.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what the prices are gonna be
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  Speaker 1: on these, Oh there'll be millions of dollars.
• 12:38
  Speaker 5: It might be more expensive, but you're paying for a
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  Speaker 5: better like a signific like this is a sweatshirt you
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  Speaker 5: will wear four years and that's a promise.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's never It's not fast fashion. No,
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  Speaker 1: all this other shit is fast fashion, and this shit
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  Speaker 1: is fucking future vintage.
• 12:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is like a night This is a real sweatshirt.
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  Speaker 1: They're gonna be fucking dripping this shit at ll trained
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  Speaker 1: vintage in thirty years. They probably will. It will so
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  Speaker 1: many people.
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  Speaker 5: When I was doing them, when I was getting my
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  Speaker 5: makeup done for the joker face paint, oh gotcha. But
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  Speaker 5: for the act, the lady was like, how, oh my god,
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  Speaker 5: I love your sweatshirt. How old is he?
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  Speaker 1: And I was like what she called it? A?
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  Speaker 5: She thought I had a child?
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  Speaker 1: Oh really thought I had.
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  Speaker 6: A Oh I thought she was calling the garment a he?
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  Speaker 1: No, like like how old? Like when girls are like,
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  Speaker 1: I like her, she's cute talking about a new dress.
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  Speaker 1: She thought that you were actually a dad.
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  Speaker 5: Had a son. I was like, oh no, no, I'm
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  Speaker 5: twenty one years old. I do not have a kid.
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  Speaker 1: She thought you were on teen mom. Yeah, that's fun.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, that's adorable. How old? No, no, no, son
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  Speaker 1: of a boy dad? Yeah, I'm a child. I have
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  Speaker 1: a dad. That's all this shirt says. It's crazy, how
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: like clear the phrase son of a boy dad is?
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  Speaker 1: And so many people just don't. They can't like follow
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: the SYNTAXX of it.
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  Speaker 5: So and then I think someone else it might have
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  Speaker 5: been the same. Lady was like, so it's like your dad,
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  Speaker 5: like like, are you in your dad really close?
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: It was like, it's just like the name of our
• 14:04
  Speaker 5: podcast that we mean.
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: He did watch the Case Race twice. He did in
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: its totality, Yeah, which is eight hours of programming, which
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: is more than the sports you've watched this year.
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  Speaker 6: Stretch it out, bro, for your fucking shoulders.
• 14:21
  Speaker 5: I can't wait to go home and sleep.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: I took a fat nap yesterday, Yeah, a fucking long one.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: I put a big couch cushion between my legs and fucking,
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: oh my.
• 14:31
  Speaker 5: God, how'd you feel when you woke up worse than before?
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 14:34
  Speaker 6: Incredibly refreshed.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: I don't understand what I was like a four hour sleep,
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: which is like a full night sleep.
• 14:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I'm about to do when
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: I go home.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just a fat ass nap. But I guess sometimes
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: naps are U Naps are weird because if you get
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: the twenty minute sleep, I forget who the fuck it was.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: Some dude used to hold a pencil in his hand
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: and like he would just doze until he was asleep
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: enough that he dropped a pencil and it would like
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: jolt him awake. But he said that that's all you
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: need to like refresh your brain like napskit, there's but
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: if you get like an hour sleep, if you like
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: fuck with a rim cycle, you can't get into a
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: rem cycle and break out of it, Yeah, then it's fucked.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Then you need to go like a full a couple
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: full rim cycles. Yeah, yeah, which is what I saw
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: on a TikTok one time.
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: My perfect one when I used to you in college
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: between classes was I would uh, I would go home
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: set my alarm for like seventeen minutes, because apparently it
• 15:26
  Speaker 5: takes like seven minutes to fall asleep, or it can
• 15:29
  Speaker 5: take seven minutes to fall asleep, it's like an average. Yeah,
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: and then I would sleep for ten minutes and then
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: i'd pop up and be refresh.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think that's what the dude who dropped the
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: pencil was. He was on like a seventeen minute, twenty minute,
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: eighteen minutes or something like that.
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: But if you do like thirty minutes, you might as
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: well fucking murder yourself.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: You're in trouble. You might as well have severed off
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: your head and try to sew it back onto your body,
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: because that shit is not going to be working now.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: It's not gonna be functioning at all. Were you an
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: early morning class person or would you try to get
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: it in a in a chunk or would you try
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: to like schedule so you only had classes on Tuesday
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: and Thursday and had like a fat ass weekends. What
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: I did?
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I had a Well, the school that I went
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: to didn't even have they don't have classes on Fridays. Yeah,
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: we don't have classes on Friday. But I think I
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: scheduled it so I had classes. I only had class
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: two days a week.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: That's fucking sweet. That is like a prerogative that you
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: get in college.
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so I had like a bunch of classes on
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: Monday and then like a couple on Wednesday, and then
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: I had no class the.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Rest of the week.
• 16:32
  Speaker 6: That's fucking genius.
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: By Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday every single week, and.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: So Thursday night you're going fucking ballistic. Yeah.
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: It would usually be like I would try to, but
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: like also not everyone would like go out because they
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: all have class or Thursday night everyone would go out.
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: Wednesday night, no one would, So I would just lay low,
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: play some video games, smoke a jay.
• 16:56
  Speaker 6: Did you did you cry when your parents left you
• 16:58
  Speaker 6: at college?
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: No? My parents.
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: It'scried though, really Yeah, how'd that make you feel? I
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: think I probably cried a couple hours later when I
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: was like, damn, I'm probably gonna kill myself here.
• 17:09
  Speaker 6: And then your home at home isn't your home anymore.
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I had a rough beginning of college.
• 17:15
  Speaker 6: What was rough about it?
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Just had a hard time adapting.
• 17:19
  Speaker 6: Because your parents weren't there anymore.
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I also got like really really sick for like
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: over a month.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: It is like going to preschool all over again. Yeah,
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: it's just at fresh new Petri dish. You don't have
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: your parents to wipe your button anymore. And like I
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: couldn't give you a formula.
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: I got like super into working out, and then I
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: got Mono, and then I uh, I remember I would
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: like try and work out with Mono, but I was like,
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: I'm just gonna do like arms or something like that.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: So you got everybody sick.
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: No, No, it was after like I wasn't contagious anymore. Well,
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: actually you're contagious for like over a year, so it
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: doesn't really matter. But I think you're contagious with Mono
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: for like eighteen months or some shit.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, were you working at barstool with Mono?
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Probably? Yeah? What the fuck dude?
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah definitely Actually what yeah.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: You probably started COVID.
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: I might do whatever I had was like I think
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: it was a new type of disease.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was so sick for so long and you
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: were just in the fucking gym SPUW just like.
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: No, So apparently if you work out with Mono, your
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: spleen can explode and like you can just die.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: So I would like, so you were trying to like
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: it was like death by cop. Yeah, you're trying to
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: give yourself death by fucking hammer curled.
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: I was trying to just like work out really lightly
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: but like still get a workout in, of course, and
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: then if my spleen started hurting it all, I would
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: instantly just leave the gym.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: And I remember being that's a terrible strategy.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: I feel like, no, I mean if I if it
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: wasn't gonna.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: If I felt myself on the brink of death, I
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: would stop.
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: That's like basically what I was doing. And I remember
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: one day I was like so depressed and I was
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: doing like arms, and like within like two reps, all
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: of a sudden, just like a sharp ass pain in
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: my spleen, and I just had to like shuffle home
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: from the gym because I couldn't even walk because I
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: was like, am I like it's gonna explode, I'm gonna die.
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: And then I remember some kid being like, oh, yeah, dude,
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: you shouldn't do that. Like my cousin almost died from that, damn.
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: And apparently like you, it's really like.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: There is your spleen the front or your back? Where's it?
• 19:15
  Speaker 6: Where do you feel the pain.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: I think it's front. I think it's like your left.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: Side killing me.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: I've been having a pain over here for a while.
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: I think it's your left side, like right under your ribs.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's your spleen.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah huh. And if that shit explodes.
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: Where's your what's the other thing that can explode?
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: Not you're pancreas, your appendix? Appendix, that's your lower right side,
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: fuck bro, right right by the tummy.
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: You know, your ship bro.
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: Yes, because I've thought all those things were gonna explode.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: It's different points in my life that would.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Be hilarious if it was just like, uh, like just
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: balloons popping inside of you. Yeah.
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: I mean this year I almost went to the hospital.
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: It was like a couple months ago, I almost went
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: to the hospitals. I thought my apendix was bursting, and
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: then it just turned out I was constipated.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: I wrote my college essay on that. Yeah it happened
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: to you. Yeah, oh no, on what going to.
• 20:10
  Speaker 8: The hospital thinking of my appendix burst like anation.
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: They were about to put him under the knife. Yeah
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: what they were like, oh wait, it's the wrong side.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: What class was it that you were? Right? You could
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: just write about having no that was not being backed up.
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: That was my trying to get into college.
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: I say, really did it work?
• 20:28
  Speaker 8: Well, yeah, I got in where I wanted to go.
• 20:31
  Speaker 8: Really made it like a metaphor for life. I thought
• 20:33
  Speaker 8: it was deep at the time.
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: That does sound deep as fuck?
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: What did what parallels did you draw?
• 20:39
  Speaker 8: You know, in life it's not always a burst appendix.
• 20:42
  Speaker 8: Sometimes it's just ship in your ass.
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: That's a good Uh, that's a good metaphor.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Holy fuck. Yeah, I could see that when when remember
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: when they used to make movies. I could see that
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: being like a like a college movie or some shit
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: like that, like a sweet ass voiceover like The Girl
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: next Door. That whole movie was just like a bunch
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: of voiceovers of him being like, sometimes the juice is
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: you got to decide if the juice is worth the squeeze.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: You just got a bunch of shit in your.
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: Ass, like Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a high school movie where it's just a bunch
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: of voiceovers. Do you think movies will ever come back
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: like a fun ass movie trying to make a fully
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: vo movie. Just everything I feel like it's I can't
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: tell if it's like lazy, if it's just like lazy
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: to just tie every like everything together. Like that's me.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: You see that guy being a voice actor would be
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: an awesome job.
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: Who only does voice acting?
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean there's a lot of people that do it.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Do you think it's more important that you're a good
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: actor that you just have like a goofy ass silly
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: voice like the lady from who plays like Bart.
• 21:43
  Speaker 6: Simpson on The Simpsons.
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think you have to have a good voice
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: for whatever role you're getting. A goofy we have a
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: good voice like Morgan Freeman and a narrator in every
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: single movie.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: But he has the chops to actually act. I'm thinking
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: of the people who like peaked as voice actors and
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: couldn't even make it in actual Hollywood, you know what
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, Well, they probably didn't come. They probably do
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: like commercials and shit, but they probably fucking cake. I
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: guess The Simpsons has to be like the best voice
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: acting gig of all time. Like I think that they're
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: just making that so those people can continue to catch
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: their paychecks.
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: I mean, I think there's a lot of people that
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: then they go and learn the impression and then look
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: when that person like didn't like the original SpongeBob dude die,
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: did he? I think he died? And now they have
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: like a new dude. But now I'm sure there's over
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: a million people who have like the SpongeBob impression down
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: to a tee.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: That is funny that if you just become famous enough,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: people can just impersonate your voice in like didn't that
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: I think that happened with like Journey or something like that,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: the band And now it's like a small Korean boy
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: who just like sings all their shit.
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: It's just like someone who had the perfect impression.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: It's always like a like a Filipino woman in like
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: a like poor neighborhood who has like the exact same
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: voice as Whitney Houston, who can like sing and I
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: will always love you, like exactly the same as Whitney
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Houston or some shit like that.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: There's some comedian who we saw at that nine to
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: eleven memorial show, and he was he had he could
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: do like every impression and was so fucking good at them.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Jay Farrow it might have been.
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: I think it was Jay Farrow. He was just on
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: KFC radio, wasn't.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: He was he?
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: I think?
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: So he's fucking sick.
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: Dude, his impressions are crazy.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: It is crazy when someone has like, uh, yeah, just
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: has that talent. Yeah, just has that moll and Arrow
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: say quah, yeah, yeah that thing about them that have
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: you heard his Obama Jay Farrow? Yeah, I don't know
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: if I have.
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: It's like it sounds exactly like Obama.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: I wonder what the skill is that lets people have
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: such a good impression.
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: Is it a good mouth? Is it a good ear?
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Which one is it? Is it just like the shape
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: of your mouth either or you could just hear shit
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: really well or you're really perceptive.
• 23:52
  Speaker 6: It's a great quality to have.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: I mean maybe you can just like practice it and
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: be good at them. I have no idea.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: I don't think you can, though. I think that there's
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: like an innate quality. I think it's like singing, where
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: it's like you can practice it up to a certain level.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: But it's also like talent at a certain level, like
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: you can't practice your way up to being a del
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: you can't just like belt like that. Yeah, I don't know.
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: It definitely is something that just like some people can
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: do and some people can't, cause like I mean, there's
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: people that can do I mean, isn't like Bill Hater
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: can do a ton of good impressions.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's also funny as fuck too, like he has.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: He's one of the few guys that really bridges the
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: gap between like actually being able to do crazy funny stuff.
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: Well yeah, yeah, the impressions are only funny if you're
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: doing funny stuff with them. It's not just funny like
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: doing an impression and just saying what they would actually say.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Dude, there was a time when I thought Documentary Now
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: and All that Bill haytershit was like the funniest thing
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: on TV.
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it is really funny.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: It's incredible, but it was like my very favorite show. Yeah,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: for a while, Like those dudes are just funny as
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: fuck him. Fred Armison was that, Oh did Lorne Michaels
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: produce that? Probably? I think that he owns like everything
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: that they ever do afterwards.
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: Like or I don't think he, but I think he
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: produces like all of their ship.
• 25:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I wonder how that works.
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: He produced a John Mullaney show and it got canceled
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: like very quickly.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Because John Mulaney's a fucking coke addict who cheats on
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: his fucking wife. Dude, don't even fucking get me started
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: on that ship. Dude.
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: Dude, John Mlaney is the goat.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Only thing I hate worse than a fucking coke. Attic
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: is a cheater, bro.
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: Who else? Jim Carrey does good impressions, but his are
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: a little too His are a little too silly for me.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Kelly En, though Kellyenda was an early goat Mad TV.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: Nick mallins impressions are hilarious.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's been. Uh I've been seeing a bunch of
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: his shit on on like more social media shit recently
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: than uh. Like they're just like videos of him doing impressions,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Like a bunch just like popped up all my timeline
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: over this past this past week.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: I think he posted like one video on Instagram and
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: people were just like posting them everywhere.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I saw a couple of different ones. I don't know,
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: but he is a Tucker Carlson one.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a good one. But then there was
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: an I don't even know what other one I saw,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: but uh yeah, he's just but just like a natural
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: talent at it. It's just like a crazy natural talent.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: It's just like I feel like there's nothing I could
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: do to like work my way up to I don't
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: even I just I don't even know if I have
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: like enough self awareness, like of like control of what
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: my body's actually doing. Dudes who can do impressions like that, I.
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: Mean there's d there's some people. The also thing is
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: a lot of impressionists, like a lot of that is
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: like very difficult to work into like stand up.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Very or like it just has to be like a
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: funny ass joke, and then you split.
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: Impression, like Shane had that thing about his Trump impression
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: on stage, which was Jane Gillis, Yeah.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but what what do you mean he had the
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: thing about his Trump impression?
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: What Like he did the Trump impression joke on in
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: his special I think, oh.
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and it was funny as fuck.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but that and then like, but there's not only
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: much you can.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Do just make a funny ass fucking joke about it.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: You know. What else is super impressive to me is
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: when people who are natural dancers and they can see
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: like a choreography and they'll just be like and they'll
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: pick it up on the next round a round and
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: be like bob ba ba ba ba and fucking just
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: like hit the exact.
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: Same Yes, the High School Musical.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: No, I think that there's people who like are like,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, you have to be a trained dancer. You
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: probably have to be familiar with all the moves. But like,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: you watch it once and people have like photographic dance
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: memories and they can just like hit like a fucking
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: sweet ass choreography and like skip across the room and
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: just do the exact shit. I need to think about it.
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: It's probably all it's probably all just combinations of different
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: dance moves, right, But that they have, like you know,
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: all the dance moves, it's probably pretty easy to pick
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: something up like that.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: All right, Well it's impressive to me. Dude, I don't
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: realize you're not one of the Jabblwaukees who can just
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: fucking hit whatever fucking dance movie.
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: You want, Jabblwaukee if I wanted to, Yeah, right, dude,
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: no way you can hit like if he did the
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: video with the Jabblwakes and he was like the coolest
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: thing ever.
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: It was really sweet.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: And now the baby just can't stop shooting people leaving.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: He's just like pick a people are, dude.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: He had a hard death that was like his peak
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: by a lot. I watched that video like a thousand times.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: I think I think he's still on the incline. Oh no, dude.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: People hate him the baby, yeah, but some people love him.
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: Some people do.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: I still listen to him all the time, and he
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: got some he has incredible He just has a natural,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: incredible rapt.
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: And kill a fu if all of the songs sound
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: the same, because I like the song yeah, the one
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: song that he's basing it all off of.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a great rapping kate all of it. And
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: he also is like the greatest legal scholar of our time.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: He knows every loophole and it's like crawling through him,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Like who did he shoot this time? Some an intruder
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: at his house? Did you hear the the like nine
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: one one call? It was just like I shot him
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: and they're like, is he like responsive? And they're like,
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: you can't hear him screaming right now? I didn't like
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: the guy's just moaning in the background, Like now I
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: didn't see that. Oh my god, I didn't.
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: I didn't even know that was a real thing that happened. Yeah,
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: he just shot in the Walmart.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: He shot the dude Inmark got away with it. Scott Free.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: He knows exactly how and when he could shoot someone,
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: and he's always putting himself in those situations. How many
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: people has he shot legally?
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: Upwards of twenty?
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Every holiday he likes to shoot him Dexter. Yeah, they're
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: all really bad guys. Yeah, he just maimes bad guys.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: We should get him on the podcast. He's always just
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: shooting dudes in the leg. Yeah.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: Probably ask him if he can teach us a thing
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: or two. Yeah, exactly.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: He Uh, he hit spicy takes, but I mean, what
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: else does he but a take craftsman At.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: That point, remember the video of him where the sits
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: up to the window and they're like.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Yo, what up? I loved you on the box, bro,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: And he's like, that wasn't me. He rolls the window up.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: You've never seen that.
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: I think it's fake, but it's fucking hilarious.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: They confused him for Roddy Rich. Yeah, damn, that's fucking sick.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: It's jumping one of these motherfucking ads while you're looking
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: that shit up coinbase, Coinbase, this shit is fucking this
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: ship is the truth.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: I'm going so I can get uber one for students.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: It saves you on Uber and Uber eats. I'm there
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: for zero dollar delivery fee on cheeseburgers, up to ten
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: percent off smoothies, and six percent Uber credits back on rides.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Just to be clear, I'm there for savings, not whatever
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: you think college is for Get.
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: Uber one for students a membership to save on Uber
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: and Uber eats. What deals this good?
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Everyone wants to be a student joined for just four
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: ninety nine a month. Savings may very eligibility and member
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: terms apply. Not right, big bro, I listened to all
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: your music. It's your favorite song. Oh you did the
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: box right?
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: That's incredible? Definitely fake? Who knows, man, he had a
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: little smirk at the end.
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: He's a good actor.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: No dude, the baby, if it was really, would have
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: shot him.
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: No dude, it wouldn't have been legal.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: If it was real, he would have knocked the dude out.
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: I don't want I don't know what went down in
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: that Walmart. I don't know what happened on that freeway
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: some dude.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Did you ever see the video of like the dude
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: who tries to like walk up on him in like
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: the Versace store or something, and the guy like films himself,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: like walking up to him and he's like, yeah, I'm
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: about to fucking check the baby. And then there's like
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: a video of somebody else's perspective in the Versace store
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: like two minutes later, and he's beating the pits out
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: of the dude. He just as obliterating. Now I've seen
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: like stitch the two videos together and see he fucking
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: absolutely mangles this dude. That's crazy. He is like the
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Internet's idea of like a sigma male. I think I
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: think he's got a huge day. I think he's got
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: sex tape where he went on age and he was
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: like super homophogas shout out to everybody who don't be
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: kissing on boys in the It was sucking on dick
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: with age. Yeah, just the spiciest takes of all time. Dude,
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: he cannot do that at like Rolling Loud, didn't he? Yeah,
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: he did it at like the Pride Festival or something like.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: It's crazy too because the crowd.
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: Was going like nuts.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: When he said that. Yeah, wait, so so they were
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: into what he was saying. They didn't even try to
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: cancel him in the moment. Now because then after they
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: found out they were like, yeah, dude, that I.
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: Was super fucked up. That was super fucked up what happened?
• 32:36
  Speaker 6: I was actually booing him.
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: When Elton then Elton John released his statement, and you
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: can't go against Elton John.
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: You can't go against e J. Bro Fucking John's God.
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: As far as you know, John is the fucking.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: The piano man.
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: Wait is he he's the rocket man.
• 32:51
  Speaker 6: Or the rocket man.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: That's whacked that they both had the same style and
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: they just had piano man and.
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: Rocketman not even close to the same style.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Piano fucking Alter's on the piano.
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: Bro, Elton John's better than Billy Joel.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Why why are you even trying to pit artists again
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: against one another? Bro?
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: And the baby is better than the Pilly Joel too, So.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: It goes Elton John, de Baby Billy Joel top three.
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: That's my mount Rushmore.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, only takes three and they get it all fucking done.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: You shouldn't be pitting artists against one another though. That
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: shit is fucking whack. It's just corny as fuck.
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: I'll do whatever the fuck I want to do.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Nah, Bro, I fucking stopped it at the fucking Jabbelwaukee slander.
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: I was not slandering the jabwaukes. I love the jabbelwaukeees.
• 33:40
  Speaker 6: No, you fucking don't, bro I.
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: Told you, dude that when they when they were in
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: the debaby video, I loved.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: It, And you said that was both of their peaks,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: as if they didn't do that video with fucking Stephen A.
• 33:50
  Speaker 6: Smith where he's fucking coming out, the one with Shack.
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: The the baby thing is the coolest video. It's one
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: of the best music videos ever.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're right, and you act like he peaked
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: there and then you gave us done of video evidence
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: he did pin fucking anecdotal evidence of the baby going
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: above and beyond.
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: That was like peaked a baby, Like the baby had
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: no haters. Everyone was like, damn, like the baby's next up.
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: Then he releases this dope ass video. It got like
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: a billion views.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Then he passed the torch to Harlow. But dude, it's
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: crazy how uh Harlow? Like uh, people just hate the
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: fuck out of him. People really don't know. It was
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: like it was an overnight fucking hate story. He got
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: to a certain level of success and everybody collectively collectively
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: was like, we hate this dude. They went from we
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: love this dude to we hate this dude overnight, and
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know what.
• 34:41
  Speaker 6: I don't know what the moment was.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Was it when he was in Turks with with Drake?
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: Do you think that's what it was?
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: And he was with Drizzy when he was on fucking.
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: Cacos When you started getting haters when you hung out
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: with Drake?
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, when Drizzy brought me down to Caicos Turks
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: and cake eating steak, no I cake. I don't know
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: dude it.
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: I mean I see pictures of people just posting him what.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: He looks like in there, and they're just like wait,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: hold like.
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: Wait, hold the second this is Jack Harlow and he
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: looks exactly the same as he had looked.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or people would be this is what he thinks.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: He looks like.
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: I would be pretty bommed if I saw that about myself.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Same And and because of this or like, dude, he
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: just gave like like his new song is like the
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: biggest song that's out right now, some more songs and
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: any new songs and everyone they're like there's still people
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: who are trying to be like he gave up this
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: song and this is the verse he put on it
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: people just like out of nowhere, like the most random
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: people are deciding to be like, he's corny now, Like
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Josh DM, Like, is that what he's saying? I think
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: that Josh DM. Maybe I'm fucking hating on Josh DEM,
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: but I think that he like tried to flame a
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: fucking Jack Harlow verse, be like, dude, this fucking dude
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: is corny right now. I like Jack this n words
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: corny right now.
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: I don't listen to a lot of Jack Harlow, but
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: I think he's. Uh, it's just it's just.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: How people like, well, we'll just flip on something like that.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Once it gets to a certain level.
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: It's called haters.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: I had to look over it. Oh and so he
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: had my back on that. Fuck more than that.
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: Bro, that's what Bukowski says.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Really haters make up that much of his networth.
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well he said it, or he died tragically.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Bukowski did Bukowski got They got him in the fuck
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: out of here.
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he talked long time ago.
• 36:29
  Speaker 6: Fuck, bro, that devastating.
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: We just got to get you caught up on some
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: literature or just.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Who's dead and alive. I don't necessarily care, but you
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: tell me James Joyce is dead.
• 36:38
  Speaker 6: I'll fuck it.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: I'll be going through it, dude, going through the troubles.
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: Voice of SpongeBob's a love Oh really, creators dead? Ah?
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: Did the soundtrack the SpongeBob is so good?
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Or just all the songs are just?
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: How many times did you freestyle over that like SpongeBob
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: Trap remix?
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: I didn't, but I learned the Baltimore I learned the
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Baltimore Club dance, the SpongeBob the freestyle.
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: You definitely used to rap over it.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: I don't think I don't. I mean, I don't think
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: i'd lie about that one, because I have freestyled over
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: some bad shit. Dude, But uh I did. I mean
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: it was all culturally relevant.
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: SpongeBob wasn't culturally culturally relevant?
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: I said it all was Everything that SpongeBob has ever
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: put out has been culturally relevant. Yeah, SpongeBob's a great show,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: and it was an incredible time when he was just
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: like he was the meme lord for a while. Oh yeah,
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: he still is.
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: Who do you think has gotten paid the most off SpongeBob.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: It's probably a dude that we could walk past on
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: the street and have no idea the creator of SpongeBob
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: a true genius.
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, probably, I don't know.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Like what the the whole soundtrack
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: is appropriating Hawaiian culture though true, that's known.
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: But does the a No one ever says where the
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: Pikinia Bottom takes place.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Do you think Spongebobs Hawaiian?
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: Could be?
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: He's a big Samoan dude. Yeah, that would be sick
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: if SpongeBob was Hawaiian. Well, he's a sponge SpongeBob with
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: like an apostrophe in his name or some shit like that. Yeah,
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: that will be fire.
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: Wa And where do you think it takes place?
• 38:13
  Speaker 8: Under the See, it takes place in the bikini bottom
• 38:16
  Speaker 8: of fictional town at the bottom of the ocean.
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: It's got to exist somewhere.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: You think that it's just it's probably just right by Atlantis.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: It's which Atlantis is in the Bahamas, So maybe it's
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: in the Bahamas.
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: It's definitely in Hawaii.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: And let you believe in Atlantis, the Lost City, the
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: city under the Sea. I don't really do you?
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: Of course?
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Do you believe in the Bermuda Triangle? Yeah, but you
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: don't believe in Atlantis.
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: No, really, Isn't the Bermuda Triangle just an area where
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: there's a lot of storms. I think, So, so what
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: is that?
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: What am I believing in that if you fly over
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: that weather'd there?
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: You are you a weather true or denial? Because I
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: think the ship is fake, dude. I think that there's
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: somebody up there just dialing down the air conditioning, fucking
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: like someone who gets to a hotel room for the
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: first time, and that's how cold days are made.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: I don't think it's like uh. I don't believe that
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: it's like some like haunted magical ocean where you sail
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: there and get killed.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: I think that it's a government conspiracy. I think it's
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: just bad weather. Bro.
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, similar to where I was, Similar to Mount Lafayette.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Bro Ah, yes, of course you know about Lafayette.
• 39:28
  Speaker 6: I hope to get there someday.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we have to do a hoigh you stand you're
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: gonna take me? Bro?
• 39:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: WHI You're always busy, like with work.
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: You never take me anywhere, But you.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Gotta blow off work way more. I know, I really
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: think I should. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Bro.
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: You gotta pick up your slack game.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: I should be slacking. Get your haters up making the
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: rest of us look bad. Working my fucking tail. I
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: was the little white tail off like this deer. Bro.
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: Damn, do you want to talk about the show at all? Now?
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah? How to go? I think it went good.
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Oh when and Tyler were in the motherfucking building, they
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: stayed the entire time. They're just absolute warriors.
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: Did you guys have to battle on anyone?
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: No, nothing broke out.
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: I'm surprised. I'd assume there'd be like battles going on
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: in the crowd.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Just like side battles. Yeah.
• 40:13
  Speaker 8: There was like people in crevices of the warehouse the
• 40:16
  Speaker 8: whole day, just like practicing bars.
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, which is sick.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: It is funny. It feel like you were an eight
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: mile Uh yeah kind of, but it's more like you're on.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: It's more like theatrical. I was like the one telling
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: people that they're on. They go five minutes, bro, your
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: caustic five minutes? You ready? Bro? Just fucking get this shit.
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: How did they know when to stop? Do you have
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: to give them a light?
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: I told him kind of? How long to go? You know?
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: Just they have to rap while counting the seconds.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: And that, Yeah, no, you kind of know how much.
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: Or do they give you, like a record scratch, fuck
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: a beat, I go wal cappella.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: It is kind of like that, dude, but it is
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: exclusively going a cappella. They know what they're gonna say
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: for the most part. Beforehand, some dudes were making it
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: up as they go. The dude Charon was kind of
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: making it up as he went, and you flamed him earlier,
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: but he was great in this, don't you think. Yeah,
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: everybody was incredible.
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: Sharon was goaded the last dude that this dude Frack
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: against Geechee Gotti, So who crack up next?
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Uh? Frak is like Frank's having a little little moment
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: right now. It's really how much he wants to how
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: hard he wants to go in the paint. But he
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: has he has moments galore. But this dude, Geechee Gotti
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: is like, uh he is the like three time reigning
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: like Champion of the Year, Battle Rapper of the year,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: like consensus best battle rapper alive right now. And this
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: dude Frak who went against him did like incredible against
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: him too. Just super talented dudes. People got the concept.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: Super nice to each other. Just good vibes the entire time.
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: That sounds awesome.
• 41:47
  Speaker 8: Compliment aspect of it like brought out how much of
• 41:50
  Speaker 8: it is just like stand up poetry.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: It is real, so fucking funny. It is like stand
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: up poetry like you are, which sounds soft gay. Yeah,
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: I was putting it in. Harry would be like, oh,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: maybe they are talented.
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: No, I think it sounds cool. I'm very excited whatever they're.
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: Your little thing is No.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: I texted you yesterday and I said, I hope.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: It went well.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: No you did.
• 42:16
  Speaker 6: You've been very supportive.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: I'm excited to see it.
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: If we told you Shane was there, bro, don't tell
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: me yes, broh gillus, I would have I would have
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: flown back from Florida in a second.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, was kidding.
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: Dude, I was on the beach having a freaking blast.
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: I don't give a fuck.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: One of the dudes who I'm trying my ass to
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: get Ah to get off. Uh, actually I won't say,
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: no reason you're getting off. I'm about to get this
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: dude off.
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: Trying your ass to get someone off.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Hey, that was another thing about it that was like.
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: That's awesome. I already know you're gonna.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Say, it's just like a little bit like some of
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: this ship's like kind of gay, like just like complement in.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Another dude is like it's like a little bit like, uh,
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: it's kind of sus it's kind of SuDS and like
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: the New York like rap scene is like, uh, it's
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: like one of the main like pause capitals of the
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: world where you could just really like pause. Someone like
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: the baby would fucking love it like he was. It's
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: like very like yo, Paul bro. And there's like some
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: of that is like uh, some of it's like kind
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: of dissipated over the years, and some of it's based
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: on Uh. It's like funny. It's like kind of funny
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: to like hear something it's almost gay in and of
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: itself to be like yo, like like you're you're really
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: like riding the poles or something like that. It's like yo,
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: pause or something like your mind exactly like you you
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: imagine a massive dick and like somebody riding on it
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: and like you ascribe that meaning to some something someone
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: else was saying. But these dudes like would be here
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: and stuff, and like one dude was just like, Yo,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: I'm about to have to fade to the back on this.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: This dude was like right in the front.
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: That's awesome.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Older dude swave Seva who is just like a og
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: a battle rap og and like he heard some of
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: the ship and like he's like, I might have to
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: fade to the back on this one. That's hilarious. He
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: was so full and the rest of the battles as
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: the first one he watched like that, he was just
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: like off camera in case like some gay should have,
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: and he was really enjoying himself, but like he just
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: he couldn't afford to be seen around someone just being
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: like you fucking look good with your pants off.
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: I think New York dudes are like the straightest people alive.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like or like really need to prove how straight they.
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: They don't like they don't funk around with like gay
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: jokes at all.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, which has to be based in toxic masculinity,
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: shrouded homosexual whatever you want to call.
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: Him, dudh. So when is that coming out?
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Uh? Within the next just got a message about it. Actually,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: oh shit, it's not coming out. Oh ah, that sucks. No,
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: there should be another event in June, so we want
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: to make it coming out every week. So the next
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: event's like I think June eleventh or something, so like
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: five weeks before the week of June eleventh or something
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: like that, so mid May it'll start coming out on
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Sling TV. Two weeks after that it'll start coming out
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: on YouTube. YouTube. YouTube said that, like I was from
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Baltimore YouTube and uh and then two weeks or yeah,
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: and then min will be the first one that comes out. Awesome,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: fuck yes brother, thank you for the support friends, and
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: there should be a behind the scenes video coming out.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Kyler and Owen just shot hours of footage. You got
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: a ton of fucking footage. And if we get to
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: one hundred thousands followers, maybe we'll put it out on
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: the channel.
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, for sure.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Or might maybe we get to one hundred and fifty
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: first or some shit like that.
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: I would think one hundred is good, but.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: No, we're gonna get to one hundred this week and
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: then it won't be ready.
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: Is the problem true?
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: We need to get to one hundred this week, yeah,
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: or we will self harm. It was a mandate.
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: Oh really yeah?
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Oh they said that. Who do you think they said,
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: we can't be on the road anymore.
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: They said, well, they said, we have to get to
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: one hundred k this week.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about later, or we can't be on the
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: road anymore. They can't go on the road anymore, and
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: I want to get on the road. I'm trying to
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: get on the road to UH to see some freaking
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: baseball sports games. Baseball's back, especially baseball and basketball playoffs
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: are happening right now. I especially love basketball playoffs.
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: And the only place to get the best, cheapest last
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: minute tickets is with the app Game Time App.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: The app Game Time App, Dude, last minute is with
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: the Game Time App.
• 46:49
  Speaker 9: Ever, golf season is in full swing and getting out
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• 47:15
  Speaker 1: For like, twelve dudes lined up six and six with
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: palm leaves that were fucking waving them as I fucking
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: walked into the venue. Dude, I sat on it. I
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: wasn't a throne, but it was a seat that I
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: had them all like kind of carry yeah MITZVK and
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: they did their arms like this and just like fucking
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: lifted me up.
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: Sounds good, right of our mitzvah.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It was all the fucking high nunes I could drink.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Bro oh shit? Was it sponsored?
• 47:36
  Speaker 6: Uh No?
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Just a big fan of the product. I just love
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: their products. I love the new Elderberry high Noon.
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: That a thing.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, keeps you from getting COVID. It's the only
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: the only high Noon with fucking a nice vaxx in there.
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: That's sick.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: They got to do more of that, dude, high nuon X.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Pfizer has a new product product coming out. It'll fucking
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: beat that shit like Rocky the new variant. Dude.
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: Have you ever seen the drinks that are like like
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: white claw clear what it?
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: What even could that be?
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: Or and I I saw a bud Light Seltzer one
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: and it was a bud Light Seltzer ninety nine calories,
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: zero carbs, no flavor, And I'm like.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: So this is just vodka? Is it flavorless? Yeah?
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: It's like just like vodka Seltzer flavorless vodka.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sounds incredible. It just sounds disgusting. Why, I mean,
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: it sounds dangerous. It sounds like you could you could drink.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: What does it taste like? How is it? No?
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: No, I've had one of the I had one of
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: the white Claw ones. I saw the bud Light ones
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: the other day. The white Claw one just tastes like
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: a vodka soda.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: It is weird that like, but I was, it's too
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: gross for me.
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: I don't like it.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Every summer, all the liquor companies like try to do
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: like the same thing. They're like every summer there's like
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: a new idea that comes out and everybody tries to
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: hop on it simultaneously to have their try and carve
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: out their little market share. And it's usually trash, but
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: like there's probably some like high level lab coat scientists
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: who's trying to like put together the next fucking sweet
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: ass drink.
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, white Claw was the biggest thing for
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: a while, but I think I honestly think high noon bleue.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: White claw like out of the water.
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: Oh fuck, it so much better than white claw. White
• 49:15
  Speaker 5: Claw Like after drinking a couple of white Claws, du
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: we don't have like Barcels, not affiliate with them and
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: anyway are they.
• 49:20
  Speaker 6: No, not at all. In fact, we're affiliated with high Noon.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah. The more we disparage White Claw, the more drinking
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: like a couple of white Claws.
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: It feels like you've been like like your teeth feel
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: like you've been like eating candy all day. Yeah, you know,
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: I'm talking.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: It feels like you've been chewing on tinfoil. Yeah, I
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: hate him, but high Noon has that pure clean flavor
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: and it doesn't They're drinking juice and there's no hangover.
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, So why don't you head on over to Son
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: of a Boy dad dot com slash Noon.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Okadd, that was not an ad.
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: That was just guys riffing And that's just how we
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: fucking feel, just talking about the company that we love.
• 49:54
  Speaker 6: What's your drink going to be this summer?
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: Whiskey?
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, No way you're about to go to
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: like a bar in the middle of the day, in
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: a fucking at no shower happy hour at the fucking
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: o d dude, There's no way you're gonna be at
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: a fucking sweet ass bar drinking a whiskey neat gen
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: tonic maybe gient bro genitonics in nice summer drink No.
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: I do only drink beer, and I'm quitting beer after
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: this week.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't. I don't want to go to Austin
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: at all. Don't make me good. Why you're not ready?
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: You don't have your tight thirty? I don't. God, if
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: I'm doing thirty minutes, I'm getting on the first flight home.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: So how long you doing? I'm hoping ten. Why did
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: you have a flag?
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: I don't know, dude, that's too much. I was kind
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: of hoping. I was like going a sneak in.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, do a couple of spots or it's just a
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: lot of pressure. It's like fucking awesome. It's like getting
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: a billboard like you posed in front of your flag.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: It's like being the United Nations or something like that.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: They do flags for like when like Yanni comes to town,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: or like fucking Pavarati. It's like for old people, like
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: flags that are lining the streets.
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: I'm hoping that I sold a decent amount of tickets.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: How can you even tell if you sold the tickets?
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: You can't. I'm hoping I sold like at least like
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: maybe like ten per show per person. So then like
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: those people will laugh and I won't bomb.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Oh so you're saying like you hope you have a
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: stacked crowd.
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's easier when you have a crowd that knows you. Yeah,
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: get a little pop when you're walking out.
• 51:20
  Speaker 6: When are you leaving?
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: Uh like Wednesday afternoon, Ohnesday night?
• 51:25
  Speaker 6: When are we gonna and how long are you there.
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: Till Saturday or Sunday?
• 51:29
  Speaker 6: Okay, so next week will be good?
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'll be back from Monday for sure, with
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: a bunch of fucking stories, a bunch of stories. Austin,
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: I'm excited to go. I'm more just like I'm nervous
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: that you're gonna have to hop on stage.
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm nervous that I'm gonna have to do stand up?
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Are you here? Are your uh?
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: Thinks are still on sale?
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Buy ticket and my bio on Instagram tickets for them.
• 51:52
  Speaker 6: How big are the venue?
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: Is gonna be?
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: Hopefully really small? Yeah, I'm really nervous that it's gonna
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: be like a theater, a big ass theater.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: I don't think it is that.
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: Do you not know how venue is beforehand?
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: Because it's not at one venue? I remember like New
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: York Comedy Fest when it was just like like Matt
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: and Shane did the like Matt and Shane Secret Podcast.
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah you were a part of it, Yes, just like
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: random shows all around the city at like different like Gotham,
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: the Cellar, the Stand, Stand Up New York, like all
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: those places, they were just all doing shows. I think
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: it's gonna be like that, and then I think there'll
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: be like a couple like headliners who are doing.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: Like actual theaters, got it, cut it. So you're hoping
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: it's talking to like a jazz club somewhere in a
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: basement or some shit.
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: I'm hoping it's gonna be like me doing just like
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: a like a ten minute set like a normal night
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: like the Stand.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: That'll be sweet.
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: That would be if it's If that's the If that's
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: what it is, then then I'm I'm gonna have a blast.
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: Worried Like the Saints I've checked last, Like the lineups
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: have gotten way bigger. There was one night where it
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: was like me and two people on the lineup and
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, so I'm about to am I
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: trying they want me to do like forty five, Like
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: what's going on?
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: What the most you could do.
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: Twenty five.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: Damn, just stretch that ship, bro, a little corn start
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: in that bit. That's that stretched twenty five is the stretch.
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I just got to like, I'm working on new stuff,
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: but I'm not gonna I don't want to try anything
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: new at this place.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: What do you mean you're working on new stuff? You
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: did stand up twice over the last six months. Yeah,
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: But like I'm writing new jokes, oh got you gotcha?
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've been writing like a lot of new jokes.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Is there a chance you get up and like try
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: any of the jokes anywhere? Just where are you trying
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: the jokes?
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: I would only try them like here at just like
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: random spots that I don't have to promote, Yeah, because
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: I don't want to have to have people come out
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: to see me and then do like new stuff that bombs.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: That I'm only doing my singers.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: You're fucking top not shit. Yeah, and that ship is
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: fucking cracked.
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: I'm only doing my poppers, the ones that really snap.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the poppers is loosen up your butthole. Yeah,
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: that type of shit, dude, It's gonna be sweet. Go
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: to a little jazz club, get some fucking breakfast. Tacos. Yeah,
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: I'm excited. There's a place called Rosita's out past store
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: and Austin has the best tortillas I've ever out of
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: my life. I'll check it out, will you.
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe I'll see Mike out there.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: Mike and my other boy Mike lives out there.
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: Oh shit, yeah, double Mike's.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, double Mike and Mike you've never met before.
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this this mic is you got a mustache? Fuck,
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: you'll love him.
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: That's sick.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: I uh yeah, No, I'm I am excited. It'll be fun.
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: I just don't like, I'm just the idea of traveling
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: against sucks.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Cause you got spooked by the turbulence this morning.
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: No, I'm just so tired and the idea of going
• 54:27
  Speaker 5: back on a plane is pretty brutal.
• 54:29
  Speaker 6: Fuck dude.
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: But yeah, I was gonna go. Yeah, I think my
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: first show is on is not until nine on Wednesday,
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: so I'll probably go. I'll probably stay for the yak
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: and then go.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be or I'm not gonna be here on
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: Tuesday and Wednesday. Actually, are we doing the yac from
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Chicago on Wednesday? Oh?
• 54:47
  Speaker 8: Okay, I think you guys are doing the yak from
• 54:50
  Speaker 8: Chicago Wednesday live and then taping one to release on
• 54:54
  Speaker 8: Thursday or is that Tuesday Wednesday?
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Probably Tuesday Wednesday?
• 54:59
  Speaker 5: Oh wait, so was everyone in the act going to
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: Chicago except for me and Oen?
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, oh okay, okay, Well, I mean I don't I
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: have nothing wrong with that. I don't do trivia, but
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: I didn't know that.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: You guys were all going, I, why don't you do trivia?
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know you were on a team. Yeah, not
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: my thing.
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: I don't want to do really bad and then be
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: like everybody like, oh he's so fucking stupid.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and I would do really much up and
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: I did really bad. Really, I never one said I
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: was really.
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: I didn't not show up. I didn't have Wi Fi.
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: It wasn't an option.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: It was like, this was like ten months. He was
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: me and RDT. He's good though, he's good past that
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: fucking power trio. That's my mount rushmore. You.
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: I was gonna do it, but then I got there,
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: like I brought everything to do it. I brought like
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: a microphone and stuff, and then I got there and
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: there's no Wi Fi.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: That was when I was in Wyoming.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: Shucks. Yeah, we're about to go out to Chicago, though.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: You want me to say, like, any spots I should
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: go in Chicago. I just gave you this out past store,
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: and what's the fucking jazz club in Austin. I'm gonna
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: get you. Give me a spot in Chicago to go to.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: Bro recommend something for me. You go to Chicago every
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: other week.
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: Any like pools you used to go to or what
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: if people under time? I want to go to that.
• 56:13
  Speaker 5: I would just go to the go to go to
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: the water, go to the lake, good lakefront.
• 56:18
  Speaker 6: Okay, yeah that sounds nice.
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: Well it's it's beautiful there, okay, Lake Michigan. Yeah, okay.
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: You can walk across the whole you can walk down
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: the whole thing and you see like the skyline of
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: Chicago the whole time. It's awesome.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: It sounds beautiful. I'll check that out. And then there's
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: a place called the Elephant Room. I want you to
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: go for some late night jazz. That sounds very familiar.
• 56:37
  Speaker 6: The Elephant Room.
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, eat room, maybe that's where you're performing. I gotta
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: piss really bad. I hate to do.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: It, damn all right, take take you want me to
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: do this ad. You can wait if I who want
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: me to do it? Yeah?
• 56:51
  Speaker 6: I want you to do it, all right, go piss.
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: I'll be right back.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: Actually, fuck that, I'll do that. Just fucking shurry up
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: because it is it's this one's an easy one, because
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: I fucking can speak from the heart. All birds, my
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: fucking dogs, my absolute fucking quotas, all birds, the absolute best.
• 57:16
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  Speaker 1: Fuck retail, brou I'll beat your ass if I catch
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: you buying retail.
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: The only retail I buy is Undies. I don't buy
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: clothes anymore. You just just steal clothes from the company
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: that we work at. Yeah, and uh, and I buy
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: and I wear pants that company send me. I saw
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: a vintage walking advertisement.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: It was just like a plane champion sweater, but it
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: was like vented from the eighties and ten thousand dollars. Yeah,
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: it was so I couldn't believe how it wasn't like
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: a rare fine like if you wore it, you wouldn't
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: have any idea that if it was like new or vintage.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: But since it was a little bit older, it was
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: just like a fucking billion dollars. Dude.
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: We went to what is it, l Train Vintage and
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: they have like shirts, like they just the T shirts.
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: There are all over one hundred and fifty dollars for
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: a shirt.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: It's the best shirts money can fucking buy it, a
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: quality shirt.
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: Metropolis probably, Oh yeah it must have been. Yeah it
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: was near Washington Square Park. Yeah, fucking Metropolis.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: That's why you got to get out to fucking Wick, bro,
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: you gotta get out to Bushwick. That's where the good ass,
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: fucking vintage shit.
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: Is out there. Oh my god, great fine, great finds,
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: and everything's more like the to the register. Great fine,
• 58:59
  Speaker 5: Oh wow, love this piece.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, bitch, you're selling it? Yeah, don't act so stunned, Yeah, like,
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: oh this is cute.
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: And then I always I always throw a little snarky
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: comment about the price yeah, about one hundred dollars for
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: a T shirt.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know, you know how it is. It's vintage. Though.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: We peeled this awful homeless person's bag. Yeah, we actually
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: traded them a half eaten turkey burger so we could
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: have this shirt off them. Washed it once, kept the
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: stains on it, and marked it up because it was
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: a classic.
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: A couple of rips in it, A couple of rips
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: in the collar, Dave Portnoy style.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: I heard he takes a cheese grater to his own
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: shit just to get the look right. He distresses, he self, distresses,
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: he does diy distressing, sick. It looks fly as fuck. Dude.
• 59:43
  Speaker 6: Did you see his new haul?
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah I did that. Hall was crazzy, bro. I
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: hope to someday be on a fuck throwing fits. Oh
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: my god. What he needs to take us on a vacation, dude. Yeah,
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: he's to stop fucking her around and get us to
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: fucking Bart's. Dude. I would love to go to Bart's
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: with Portnoy. I can't believe all those like islands are
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: just named after saints. Naturally, what do you think that
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: they were? They were named after before the uh the
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Catholics got their hands on him. Saint Bart's, Saint Lucia,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Saint Kittus Nevis, Saint fucking Little Saint James.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 8: Little Saint James, Saint Thomas, Saint John, Saint Martin.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: Yes, dude, the Saints just fucking went to town on.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Those Saints used to party hard man. People just would
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: go and like enslave with people and just make themselves
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: feel better about it because they named after a saint.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: They would just go to a local land like eat
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: all the like natural resources, coffee, cook how and fucking
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: feel incredible about themselves because they named it after a saint.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: They built like two hundred churches and be like, no,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: that's cool.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: I've never been to any of those. Uh islands, we
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: must go, we must You've been to all of them?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's what you're. You're a big like tropical
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: vacation person.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: I was an island boy before the island boys. May
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: they rest in peace. They died, Oh oh yeah, along
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: with the SpongeBob creator. No they did. They say you
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: die two times, when you fall out of relevancy on
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: TikTok and when you actually die, and bro, they fucking
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: died a lot of times sim day. Yeah, sometimes it
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: really is all at once. But sometimes in rare cases,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: you die in real life and then your relevancy on
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: TikTok goes up. Yeah.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: I loved when they're uh, when they started doing ads
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: and they were like, say, like body armor, we're dial
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: oh boy, Yeah, like I'm a just body arm a boy. Yeah,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: body armor boy, I'm trying to get hydrated.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: I'm a body arm a boy. Yeah.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: That was a That's how they did all. They were
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: doing cameos and that's what they all were. I'm gonna
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: say happy birthday, Ron, Yeah, I'm gonna sing a happy
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: birthday Ron.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: It is a moment in time for sure. Do you
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: think that those dudes have metabolism that's like fast enough
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: that they could have gotten fat already off of their
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: fame or do you think that they'll have like they'll
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: never have an overlap of like gluttony periods. They'll just
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: like get famous, spend all their money, get back to
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: being poor and fucking stay skinny forever.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: I don't know, probably get famous get poor really fast.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: I don't know how people make like, how would how
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: would they have made a significant amount of money?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: How did Takashi just have that much fucking that that
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: much cash on him, cash changed four houses on his
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: wrist and all that.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: Because he had so many huge songs.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, drugs, he's selling drugs, you think.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: I don't think he's selling that many drugs, Dude, I
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: don't even.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: Think he was a drug He was like a legitimate
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: drug dealer when he was famous and when he was
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: at like the peak of his fame. Was he Yeah?
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: Was he? Though?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure he, dude, he was? He was about it.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: I don't think he was, yeah scum game?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: Was he selling? He was selling drugs?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: I think that he was just surrounding himself with other
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: harder dudes. Yeah, we're literally the three kids being like,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: was Takashi six nine hard?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: Was Takashi as hard as he claims he was? He
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: was thorough, bro, He was thorough. He was fucking loyal
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: to the soil. My bro sales drugs. I don't believe
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: that shit. Bro.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: What's up, guys, I'm a little sas since they were
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: gonna be doing Takasha six nine before he was famous
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 5: a deep drive.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 6: Was he really bout it about it? Or was he frauded.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 5: Tyler Kent six' nine grew up on the shore Of Long.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: Island he moved to a small town In, bushwick where
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: he worked at a baurega making.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 5: Sandwiches serving sandwiches and listening to oive over a loudspeaker
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: in a. Backpack that is.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: Uh that is literally how like his early. Career like
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: people would talk about him hopefully they know they were
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: like there would be like pictures of him being, like, oh,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: dude he used to be my bodega. Guy, really, YEAH i.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 6: Think he used to work in a.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Bodega that's WHY i don't believe that spitting. BARS i
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: don't think he could have sold that many. Drugs that's
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: so many drugs to, sell, DUDE i don't think that's drug.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: Dealing is that? Lucrative that? Fast, bro you just.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 5: Don't know What you're not from the streets LIKE i,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: am like, you he is moving big.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: Weight there was a book by the dude who Wrote
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: freakonomics called or maybe he just linked up with the
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: dude who was called Drug dealer for a, day and
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: it broke down how much every level makes and it's, like,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: uh less than minimum.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 6: Wage if you're.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: Like the lowest level drug. Dealer that's What biggie.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 6: Says there's less than minimum.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: Wage. Yeah, Yeah And biggie.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 5: He, says adding up the time that you'll spend in
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: prison if you get, caught and the amount of money
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 5: you make and the time that you're putting into the,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: work he, said it's like less than minimum.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: Wage, yeah it's, tough but at least you got street.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: Cred when Did biggie say? That? Uh in what's his?
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: Movie Not Get?
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: Rich sure to?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 5: DO i trying this fifty CENT i think it's just
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 5: Called Bigut Notorious.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 6: Big, oh you're talking about the movie about his. Life, yeah,
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 6: dude he. Died that's what he always.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: Says it's a Good biggie's always saying, That, Man i'm
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: gonna need more pepsi and more. Weed yeah that that
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: actor said he got shot in his ass while he, was,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: uh he's like on the way to a radio interview
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: or something like, that and he just like went and
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: still did the interview with the bullet in his. Butt
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: why'd they shoot him in the ass where they shoot
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: him in the e's in the but hy would they
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: shoot him in the? AGE i don't. Know it was
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: probably the, baby he's probably not shooting to kill legal.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: Shot and then one TIME i was in, COLLEGE i
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: was like biking TO uh to give like a finals
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: presentation or some shit like, that AND i was going
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: down a big hill At Penn state and a car
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: swerved out in front of, me And i'd like bail
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: out on my bike AND i like like ripped up
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: my entire left side of my body AND i was
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: bleed all over the. Place BUT i like was on
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: my way to this THIS uh like finals presentation and
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: some like dumb ass, class like an art class or
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: something like. That and in the back of my, HEAD
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: i was, like, dude the guy from Fucking biggie got
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: shot in the ass and he still did the radio.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: INTERVIEW i can go get this finals presentation AND i
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: like stumbled in like bloody and. Mangle it's like, whiplash.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 5: Dude it was just like whiplash and that huge accident
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 5: and just shows it shows up like, bloody where are my?
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: Sticks playing like a fucking zombie? Sticks where are? THEY
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: i fucking love that.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 5: Flick what's the guy what's the kid's?
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: Name in that? Movie Tyler? CAMERON i THINK i think
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: that's based on The life Of Tyler. Cameron that movie
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: is so. Good you know that movie's budget was only
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: three million. Dollars what holy? Fuck so so they're. Broke
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: so that dude didn't make shit off. It Miles teller
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: didn't make shit off. It he's not a true movie.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: Star, no they probably made a shit ton of money in.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: It on the back.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: End andrew And Terrence, fletcher.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: Why are you thinking Of andrew so? Hard or why'd
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: you want to? Know he's, like is there a point
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: where he Says andrew in the? Movie or you just
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: wanted to remember what his his character, is call what
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: his name?
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 6: Was ANDREW.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 5: Jk simmons is so good in that.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: Movie, yeah he.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 5: Is it's so when he yells at him outside of
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: the fucking like when he pulls him, outside he's, like hey,
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: Man he's, Like, andrew why don't you well take? Five
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: and he goes. Outside he's, like you're doing, great, Man
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 5: so you're doing a really good. Job and then he's
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 5: just and then he just starts fucking screaming at him
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: when he goes back.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: In it's fucking. Sick it's an intense. Ass it's the most,
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: intense like teacher to like a student in any movie
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: That i've ever, seen to the point WHERE i Watched
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: coda this year and it's like part of the movie
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: is like this woman is like trying to learn to,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: sing and her like teachers like coaching, her and it's
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: just like such like a fluffy ass Like disney. Teacher
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: WHERE i wanted it to be like a hard ass.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: Teacher they even make it seem like a tough, teacher
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: but no one will ever be as tough as a
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: teacher as he is in that. Movie now he's just
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: a fucking badass, teacher like in uh in the drum,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: line like if Like Nick cannon's like coach because he
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: was kind of a badass coach and drum, line but
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: like he if he was like not my tempo style.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Coaching that shit's so.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 5: Badass that's how it. Was he was like he was, like,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 5: oh let's run the back one more, time just not
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: quite my, tempo and then he does it, again and
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: then all of a, sudden he just throws the symbol
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 5: across the room at his head or not the, symbol
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: the fucking.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: Chair and NOW i feel like it's like, uh OR
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: i don't, know do you think that people can really
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: coach hard like, That LIKE i feel like football, Coaches
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: like there was that clip of that woman like bitching
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: Out Marshawn lynch being like you cursed in my son
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: or something like, that like you. Can't you just can't
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: beat the shit out of kids. Anymore that bullshit dude
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: back in the day used to be able to beat
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: the fuck out of somebody and they couldn't say. Anything
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: and that's How that's why Fucking Michael jordan was. Made
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: that's how all the greats were. Made that's How Michael
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: jackson could sing so well because his parents were constantly abusing. It,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Tiger that's How tiger was so. Good his dad was a, Lunatic,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: yes sex craze. Lunatic, yeah and that's what begets great
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: athletes who are also abusive in their own.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: Right, Dude, uh what WAS i just gonna?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: Say kobe's, Dad kobe's.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 5: DAD i forget WHAT i was gonna.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 6: Say that's why you're one of the.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: Goats my pops was a little hard on me as a.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 8: Kid, YEAH i saw what you put him down, for
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 8: like the benefactor of our. APARTMENT i think you're Feeling
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 8: papa Didn't papa.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: Didn't we used to have to take a car to
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: the beach we were going. THROUGH i never THOUGHT i
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: could make it to. Barstool look at me. Now it
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: was either working a barstool or back in the.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 6: Minds my dad used to.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 5: Get super mad at me about. Sports why because he
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 5: wanted me to be like a professional, athlete AND i
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: was like the least athletic person.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: Alive Tiger woods' parents did give a false hope to, like,
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: uh other, parents that you can just like coach the
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: fuck out of your kid and just like make, them
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: make them, famous.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 6: Like King, richard like Fucking Will smith or whatever like.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: That you could just be like tough enough on them
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: that like they'll just eventually be. Famous, Yeah and it
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: just turned into a bunch of like abusive relationships.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 6: Where like that's why kids are turning out.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: Gay they're just LIKE i hate golf so much That
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: i'm actually gonna sucked.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 5: It, yeah to get back at my.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Dad, yeah they don't even they like sucking dick even
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: less Than. God but it's Like i'm seeing this Through
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: fuck my, Parents he's gonna hate. This oh.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: DUDE i remember being like. HOCKEY i played hockey for
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 5: so LONG i, remember like my dad would take me
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: to this thing On sundays Called leo's and it was
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: in the middle of fucking, nowhere and you literally would
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 5: just skate in circles for hours while this old ass
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 5: dude on skates would scream at you.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 6: Terrible was he like A scandinavian.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: Dude he would hook you with the stick a guy
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: named Like nills or something like. That, no his name
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: Was Leo. Leo, yeah that makes. Sense he would hook
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: you with the stick and pull you in and grab.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 5: Your mask and he'd be, like sneak faster Off And
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 5: i'm like fucking six years, old.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: And your dad never had your, back he never was In.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 5: My parents would make me go to that as a punishment,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: really like wh IF i got like a bad grade in,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: class they make me go, there.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: Like we're not going to discipline, you but we know
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: someone who. Will yeah, yeah oh it was so bad, really,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: yeah it's. Brutal then that used to be like the,
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: norm like they used to be able to like fucking
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: like they would like spit in your, face, yeah be like, no,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: no that's. Good he's a good. Roach he's. Good, yeah
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: he's great at what he. Does he gets. Results he
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: called your mom like a whore and like beat the
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: fuck out of, you like hit you in the back
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: of your fucking calves with a flif hockey. Stack. Dude,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: literally it was like A i was so crazy just
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: verbally abuse you in front of, everybody embarrassed, you to
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: like push you to your.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: Ass the funniest shit WAS i remember just like getting
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 5: in the car after like a really bad game and
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: just sitting in silence for like forty five minutes on
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 5: the drive, home and then randomly my dad would just
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 5: turn the radio down and they'd be, like, so how
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 5: do you think that.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: WENT i don't know.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 5: THAT i don't, know OR i REMEMBER i would try
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 5: and break the. Silence they'd be, like so what are
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 5: we having for?
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: Dinner and my dad like wouldn't reply a way.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: Sandwich he also used to just like turn LIKE i
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 5: remember he like always keeps the heat in his collar
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 5: on super, high AND i remember the heat would be
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 5: so high AND i would be actively dripping.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 6: SWEAT i know that shit stank, too BUT.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to. Talk no one smells worse than hockey. Players.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 5: YEAH i hadn't been given permission to speak yet since
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 5: my brutal performance on the, Ice SO i would just
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 5: sit there just soaked in.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 6: Sweat that's, gross that's.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: Disgusting he turned the ac.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: On what flavor meat thoughfer we have? Night?
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 5: Good so you think that went?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 4: Well?
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: Punk once you get out and skate, home all, right
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: why don't you walk put your skates back on and
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: fucking wobble home or getting to.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 5: Them getting to the. UH i, Remember there'll be times
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 5: Where i'll get there And i'd be like forgetting something,
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 5: big like my helmet or some shit wouldn't be in my?
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: Back got? Everything, yeah, no you, don't and he just
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: holds it up in front of. You, also like the
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: like like youth.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: Hockey for some, reason the games are all at like,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 5: six like six in the morning or like five in
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 5: the morning on the, weekend so you'd have to wake
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 5: up at like three am and drive like two hours
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 5: to the.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: Rink so your condition for what you're doing right. Now,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: NO i don't want to hear you complaining about a
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: six am. Flight, then well.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: Six am, flight but he was also an hour and
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: ten minutes away from the, airport.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 6: And you didn't drink when you were doing, hockey.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: Dude the one the thing that like stem the tide
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: of abusive coaching was the movie Air. Bud remember An
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: airbud when he's just like pelting the kid with basketballs
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: and then they're finally, like, hey that's not, Okay like
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: that was the first time that they were, like, wait
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: we shouldn't beat the fuck out of the.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 6: Kids this shit doesn't make sense at.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: All they were lighting him, up and then the dog
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: came in and like fucking pulled back on. Him he
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: barked at the.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 5: Dog, Coach, yeah.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: He lassed it and just fixed. Everything but until then
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: you could like do whatever you want to tell. Kids
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: and Then airbud everybody was a massive everybudy stopped child
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: abuse in a. Way it really. Did it did because
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: it was like fine until, then when did that come
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: out ninety?
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 5: Eight?
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 6: Airbud when Did airbud come?
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: Out?
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: Four? YEAH i didn't know it was that. Old it's
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: a classic, Though and then the dog has to pick
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: between like the clown that kidnapped it and the actual,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: Kids like why would they make the dog? Decide first,
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: off that's abusive to the. Dog and second of, all
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: obviously the parents have the rights to the. Dog why are.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 5: They even like because the dog's a.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: Star but they made the dog be, like uh, NO
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: i actually don't want to Have stockholm syndrome inside with my, Captors,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: like it's not up to the. Dog it's a. Dog
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: the person that steals it the and get to fucking
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: keep the. Dog what kind of world was that in their?
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: Bud that was the one fucking plot. Hole then they
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: fixed it all at Airbud Golden. Receiver, alright, BRO i
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: got let's get the fuck out of.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 8: Here.
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  Speaker 5: CRASH i THINK i did, well BUT i crashed just. Then,
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 5: yeah no thoughts going through the head anymore.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: After, that because YOU i saw your mind going back
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: to the abuse that you sustained as a hockey. Player
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: my boy's gonna need a little time to.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 5: Decompress, no there's just so many funny stories.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: That you stopped the. SHOW i got so many funny,
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: stories let's.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 5: Stop so many funny thoughts THAT i, said let's let's
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 5: scratch this for next.
• 1:15:38
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• 1:15:41
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