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STACKS and HACKS · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: It's time for sex and acts. I have stacks of information,
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  Speaker 1: and Rich has life hacks. So I brought this up
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  Speaker 1: at dinner last night with my kids, and I forgot
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  Speaker 1: the subject matter. I was talking about the number one
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  Speaker 1: video game of all time, right, and they started within
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  Speaker 1: seconds thrown out in titles. I knew the answer, but
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  Speaker 1: it turns out I got the subject wrong, so they
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  Speaker 1: put together a list of the Oh this, I was wrong.
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  Speaker 1: This is true. I thought it was the music of
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  Speaker 1: the video game. I thought it was, Hey, what's the
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  Speaker 1: number one music of the video game of all time?
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  Speaker 1: Turns out what is the greatest video game of all time?
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  Speaker 2: Greatest video game of all time of all time?
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  Speaker 3: Probably like something with the Mario universe.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, Classic Super Mario Brothers, Super Mario World.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like you got to you gotta add the
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  Speaker 5: bottom stuff like Fortnite on there too.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, hold on mine Craft.
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  Speaker 1: Grand Theft Auto is number fifteen, Tetris is twelve, Galaxies eleven,
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  Speaker 1: Red Dead, Redemption two is number ten, Resident Evil four,
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  Speaker 1: Portal two. Number five is the Legend of Zelda Breath
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  Speaker 1: of the Wild. Number three is Super Mario Brothers. Number
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  Speaker 1: two is Minecraft. The number one best video game of
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  Speaker 1: all day, of all time is called the Legend of Zelda.
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  Speaker 1: Anyone knows the rest of what's called Legend of Zelda?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: No? I just know Zelda Zelda.
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  Speaker 1: Oh Karina of Time from nineteen ninety eight, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It, never played Zelda da.
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  Speaker 1: Police in Mexico are searching for a mystery vigilante that
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  Speaker 1: locals have nicknamed Mexican Batman. Or the last few weeks,
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  Speaker 1: five motorcycle thieves have been found duct tape to light
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  Speaker 1: poles with stolen motorcycles parked nearby. Some even had the
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  Speaker 1: word thief written across their forehead. Before anyone starts ordering
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  Speaker 1: a cape. Police are remind neighbor when that people found
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  Speaker 1: tied up are still considered victims. I just believe more
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  Speaker 1: than one person may be involved. A real Batman. Did
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  Speaker 1: you guys hear this crazy Weymo story. I've told this
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  Speaker 1: story a couple of times. I saw it a couple
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  Speaker 1: of days ago. So two teenagers got it in a Weymo, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: and they started like pulling pranks on people. I saw
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  Speaker 1: this right, So do you know the story? Counting the
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  Speaker 1: Weimo locked the doors and drove to the police station.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, what pranks were they playing?
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  Speaker 4: Like, how did the WEIMO know they were doing pranks?
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  Speaker 3: They were drink so they were in the Weaimo. They
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  Speaker 3: were like fifteen sixteen year old boys. They're like drinking,
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  Speaker 3: They're hitting their vapes in the back of this car
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  Speaker 3: and they had like the fake water guns and like
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  Speaker 3: spray painted them. So they're rolling down the windows and
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  Speaker 3: shooting out the cars with water guns and WEIMO reported it,
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  Speaker 3: called the police. Police surrounded and it was this whole thing,
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  Speaker 3: and they basically were like, make sure that you're watching
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  Speaker 3: your kids, because sometimes people they only see a quick
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  Speaker 3: glance of something and they see what they think. A
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  Speaker 3: gun shooting out of a window is bad news.
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  Speaker 1: Officers surrounded the vehicle detained both teens. WEIMO says it's
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  Speaker 1: vehicles have interior cameras and an urgency situations. Employees can
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  Speaker 1: access live video doing a ride, which means they might
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  Speaker 1: take it. I mean, let's be the WAYMO headquarter take
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  Speaker 1: that car too. I would just do it for fun.
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  Speaker 2: Random imagine if it was real.
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  Speaker 4: WEIMO doesn't want to drive by shooting on them.
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  Speaker 1: What's the biggest mistake you can make on a date
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  Speaker 1: using the wrong name.
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  Speaker 3: That's a good enough paying for it if you're the.
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  Speaker 1: Person that you're The top three biggest mistakes up you
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  Speaker 1: can make on a date, according to the Hoting Post,
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  Speaker 1: going to dinner on a first date it can feel
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  Speaker 1: like a long interview, so skip it. Try mini golf,
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  Speaker 1: hanging out at a farmer's market, or even wandering around Ikea.
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  Speaker 1: Those are fun, low pressure, and good distraction. Turning the
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  Speaker 1: conversation into a one person podcast, which means you have
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  Speaker 1: to ask questions and then listen. Biggest mistakes Number one
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  Speaker 1: trying so hard to impress someone that you forget you're
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  Speaker 1: also deciding if you don't like them. It's not about
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  Speaker 1: getting picked, it's about figuring out there's enough of a
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  Speaker 1: connection for date.
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  Speaker 2: Number two.
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  Speaker 1: The most popular boy names in nineteen seventy six were Michael, Jason, Christopher, James, and.
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  Speaker 2: Da Strong, all of them good.
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  Speaker 1: The top five girls names were Jennifer, Amy, Melissa, Heather,
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  Speaker 1: and Angela. Out of all those names, only James has
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  Speaker 1: stood the test of time. It was number six last year.
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  Speaker 1: The rest gone. No one names their kid any of
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  Speaker 1: those names. When you were younger, did you make fun
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  Speaker 1: of old people doing old people things. Of course, now
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  Speaker 1: there's a list floating around of old person habits that
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  Speaker 1: millennials used to mock, but now they realize they're amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Massaging your own feet.
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  Speaker 1: My dad used to do that all the time, and
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  Speaker 1: now I find myself doing it.
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  Speaker 5: I make fun of my dad. Why are you working
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  Speaker 5: on your socks so much? I'm asashing my feet up
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  Speaker 5: and standing all day.
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  Speaker 2: Going to bed earlier is number one.
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  Speaker 1: That's listening to music at a normal volume, getting off
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  Speaker 1: social media, not wasting anything, staying home on weekends, eating
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  Speaker 1: an earlier dinner. Nothing is better than going out for
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  Speaker 1: a five pm dinner. It says no.
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  Speaker 2: That last ye we went on like a four to
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  Speaker 2: thirty pm date. It was awesome. This part I don't
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  Speaker 2: agree with. This is number one.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm about to tell you number one on the list.
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  Speaker 1: It's an old person have it. It says someone says
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  Speaker 1: that when they were a teenager, they used to mock
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  Speaker 1: these people, and now it's their favorite thing to do.
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  Speaker 1: I don't mock these people. Sometimes I wonder how these
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  Speaker 1: people do it, because I can't do this. But it's running.
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  Speaker 2: Running.
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  Speaker 1: Running is something that old people do that now everyone
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  Speaker 1: likes to go do. Running is crazy sometimes that I
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  Speaker 1: have so much respect for people that run. I saw
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  Speaker 1: a woman this morning, I'm driving into work and she's running.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, is her problem?
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  Speaker 2: I feel like, are you okay?
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  Speaker 5: Now?
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  Speaker 2: You're such good Shaping's so good for you, I think.
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  Speaker 2: But anyway, what do you got rich for life?
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  Speaker 1: Hacks?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna save you so much money.
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  Speaker 5: I hope you guys try I hope people in this
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  Speaker 5: room try this, because I have in the past spent
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  Speaker 5: a lot of money on those little car things that
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  Speaker 5: make your car smell good.
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  Speaker 3: Air fresh airs.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, but they're no good for you because they're full
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  Speaker 5: of chemicals. So and they're expensive. So here's what you do. Now.
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  Speaker 5: It might sound a little a touch rat it, but
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  Speaker 5: put it in the back seats so nobody sees it.
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  Speaker 5: What you do is you get a wood clothes pin
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  Speaker 5: and you put some essential oil on it, about five drops.
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  Speaker 5: That'll last you a month essential oil. The whole thing
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  Speaker 5: will cost maybe five bucks if you're overspending, but that
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  Speaker 5: will last you a year.
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  Speaker 2: And a half. I believe it.
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  Speaker 5: If you just kind of reapply it onto the wooden
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  Speaker 5: clothes pin and they say put it in your back seat,
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  Speaker 5: so people that get in the front seat can still
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  Speaker 5: smell it, but they don't make fun of you for
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  Speaker 5: having a bunch of clothes pins.
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  Speaker 1: Only problem for me is I'd have to go to
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  Speaker 1: my grandmother's house to find a wooden clothes pin, which
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  Speaker 1: mean a laundry in the backyard on one of those wires.
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  Speaker 4: I would probably put it on the ground because I
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  Speaker 4: had like an essential oil air freshener that you hang
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  Speaker 4: from your rearview mirror, and some of the oil actually
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  Speaker 4: dripped out onto like my middle console thing, and it
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  Speaker 4: like the oil literally like it looks like a chemical
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  Speaker 4: burn in it, like you can see it.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a circle.
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  Speaker 4: No, the plastic of the middle console thing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow, yes, it totally ruined it. Like it's unfixable.
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  Speaker 5: Well, they say, through these on these clip these on
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  Speaker 5: the air vents in the back because the wood of
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  Speaker 5: the little closepin will absorb it, so it shouldn't leak
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  Speaker 5: all over the place. But stick it on the vent
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  Speaker 5: in your back seat. That life hack and many more
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  Speaker 5: can be found at John Jay Enrich dot com.