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JWill Returns | Son of a Boy Dad #444 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: And we'll start the episode now. Are we good?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Alrighty, welcome back to the Son of a Wadad podcast.
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  Speaker 8: We are here live from HQ3.
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  Speaker 6: Hello, how are we doing?
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  Speaker 5: Good. I need to jump in real quick and revise
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  Speaker 5: some of the negative... energy that i threw out about
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  Speaker 5: japan right when i returned oh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah no you didn't throw out negative energy you just
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  Speaker 1: said it sucked.
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  Speaker 8: And you didn't well you made me never want to
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  Speaker 8: go there yeah you.
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  Speaker 9: Just ruined their we all know you were never gonna
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  Speaker 9: go i had a trip booked.
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  Speaker 5: Harry come on.
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  Speaker 1: You were gonna spend a month there yeah weren't you
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  Speaker 1: in the winter.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah i was gonna go to all the five-star rated
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  Speaker 8: restaurants yeah The best Chinese and Italian places in Japan.
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  Speaker 5: It's important to note that we recorded the episode where
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  Speaker 5: I reviewed it just mere hours after I returned from
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  Speaker 5: a 20-hour travel trek home. And by the end, each
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  Speaker 5: day of that trip, I got sicker and sicker. And
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  Speaker 5: by that point, I was in the worst place I'd
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  Speaker 5: been in. And I was genuinely dead. And I would
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  Speaker 5: have reviewed anything with utter, through horrible lenses. Now that
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  Speaker 5: I've recovered, still hate Japan. But the friendship on the
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  Speaker 5: trip was exceptional. And we did have actually a great time.
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  Speaker 5: We really did.
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  Speaker 8: When I came back from Wyoming, I talked about how
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  Speaker 8: much I hated Jackson Hole for an hour and a half.
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  Speaker 5: I had fun.
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  Speaker 8: I had a great time.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 6: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Having a bad time with your friends is better than
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  Speaker 1: having a good time with your friends.
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  Speaker 5: Is that so?
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  Speaker 1: I think sometimes like having a terrible time that you
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  Speaker 1: can commiserate because a good time only exists once. A
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  Speaker 1: bad time you can talk about for the rest of
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  Speaker 1: your life.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Like when we went to Iceland, like it was like
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  Speaker 8: just disaster after disaster and it was hilarious.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And you're always yapping about it.
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  Speaker 8: The whole time it was just fucking terrible.
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  Speaker 5: That's what made this great, was that every time something
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  Speaker 5: went wrong, we all just laughed hysterically.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, no, we had like full days in Iceland that
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  Speaker 8: were just like, okay, the thing that we were going
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  Speaker 8: to do doesn't even exist.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. There's no waterfall. If I had done the same
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  Speaker 5: trip I did alone without my two buddies, it would
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  Speaker 5: have been, I wouldn't have come home.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I would have just said, I'm going to the top
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  Speaker 5: of the hotel and I'm going to kamikaze down into
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  Speaker 5: the decorative fountain.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know if that's how that works. No, but
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  Speaker 8: they have- Kamikaze-ing down.
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  Speaker 5: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: You don't think I could.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 8: Blow yourself up the way down?
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  Speaker 5: Take a few with me on the way out?
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  Speaker 1: I think he used it right. I think Kamikaze used
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  Speaker 1: it just to crash. But I think that Japan has
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  Speaker 1: the most creative ways of committing suicide anyway. Yeah, sword.
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  Speaker 5: Straight to the forest.
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  Speaker 8: Well, typically it's sword.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, and I was thinking of the office buildings that
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  Speaker 1: have nets so you can't jump.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: The whole city's got nets.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I would jump off an office building with a sword.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's smart.
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  Speaker 5: To go through the net.
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  Speaker 8: To cut the net. To cut the net once you land.
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  Speaker 5: Just go straight through it. Time it perfectly.
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  Speaker 1: That's innovation even the Japanese haven't thought of.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 8: Cutting the net.
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  Speaker 1: But I get that if your buddies were like– like
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  Speaker 1: it was an in-house conversation that this is bad. And
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  Speaker 1: you made it an outhouse conversation.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was so delirious when we recorded that I
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  Speaker 5: just could not even, I didn't even really understand what
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  Speaker 5: I was saying. And I listened back and it was
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  Speaker 5: a very negative review of my trip. I felt bad
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  Speaker 5: after the fact because it's just not true. We had
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  Speaker 5: a lot of fun and there was so much cool
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  Speaker 5: stuff that I should have highlighted more strongly. But honestly,
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  Speaker 5: like the negative things tend to be funnier. And we're
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  Speaker 5: a comedy podcast. I think that's probably why.
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  Speaker 8: Not to pull back here about the good parts.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. Genuinely.
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  Speaker 5: Like, I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: Like, it's just never.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Rome made the point.
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  Speaker 8: You just came back and you were like, Japan's beautiful.
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  Speaker 8: It would be like, all right.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Rome made the point. He was like, if you
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  Speaker 5: had just come back and raved about how good of
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  Speaker 5: a time you had, you'd just be another like neck
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  Speaker 5: bearded white tourist that went to Japan. Japan is awesome.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: I saw a geisha.
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  Speaker 1: I took a picture with a geisha.
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  Speaker 8: Did you see all the, like the airtime square?
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 8: I've always been curious about that.
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  Speaker 1: Are you talking about the Shibuya crossing? Or are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about the place with the cat? No, no, no.
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  Speaker 8: The crossing?
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  Speaker 6: The cat video. No.
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  Speaker 1: Because there's a cat video.
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  Speaker 8: The Shibuza crossing?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The Shibuza crossing. Everybody at the intersection, scroll soon.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it is.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you just cross the street. And then you
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  Speaker 1: try to find a vantage point to go look at
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  Speaker 1: everybody crossing the street. And the only place to do it,
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  Speaker 1: it's like a McDonald's that you have to sneak into.
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  Speaker 1: It's not that great, but there are some good chicken
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  Speaker 1: katsu right around the corner.
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  Speaker 8: Ooh, chicken and cat. Love that.
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  Speaker 1: Chicken and cat stew. It's fucking delicious. It's just a
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  Speaker 1: funnier comedic choice to say, I didn't like the trip
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  Speaker 1: to Japan.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. I mean, look, obviously the truth is somewhere in
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  Speaker 5: the middle. I think that, uh, I was it was
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  Speaker 5: too short of a trip. I totally just did not
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  Speaker 5: account for how much trouble it would be to adjust
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  Speaker 5: to the time zone. Never had a recovery day, never
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  Speaker 5: really like allowed myself to catch up, which meant that
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  Speaker 5: I was just holding on for dear life for four
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  Speaker 5: days and then returned home, you know, a shell of myself.
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  Speaker 1: Whenever I have a nice vacation, I don't say a
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  Speaker 1: word about it on here because that shit's not interesting.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Having a good time on a beach and having a
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  Speaker 1: cocktail is the least funny thing that ever happens.
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  Speaker 5: No, not funny at all. This was a trip though
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  Speaker 5: where like after four days, I was fundamentally closer to
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  Speaker 5: the two guys that I went with than I had
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  Speaker 5: been before. And I think often like you spend four
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  Speaker 5: days with two of your buddies like that. You're like,
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to see those guys for a long time.
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  Speaker 5: That was not the case here. I would really like
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  Speaker 5: to go back to Japan with them.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe Korea next time.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, run back a few of the things we, you know,
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  Speaker 5: a few of the dinners. Maybe not eat gristle.
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  Speaker 8: Were the guys that you went with, like, not like
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  Speaker 8: your really good friends?
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  Speaker 6: No, they are.
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  Speaker 5: One of them is a very dear friend that I've known,
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  Speaker 5: I know very, very well. The other is a very
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  Speaker 5: dear friend of his who I had only met once.
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  Speaker 8: Friend of a friend. Friend of a friend, now friends.
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  Speaker 5: Correct.
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  Speaker 8: Very nice.
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  Speaker 5: Love that. We connected and now there's a bond for life.
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  Speaker 5: Or there was until that episode came out. At which
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  Speaker 5: point they were like, we completely misunderstood your feelings about.
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  Speaker 3: Us.
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  Speaker 5: And they were very funny about it. They were like, wow.
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  Speaker 5: They were like, Band of Brothers, you should watch it sometime.
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  Speaker 5: That's funny. That's a good line. I did have, I
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  Speaker 5: swear to God, I had that feeling. I think this
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  Speaker 5: is just like the thought of man where... I was
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  Speaker 5: taking off from Tokyo, leaving, listening to sad music about home.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, of course.
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  Speaker 5: And I literally in my head thought, I'm due for
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  Speaker 5: a rewatch of Band of Brothers.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I think that's something that just comes up every once
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  Speaker 5: in a while in a man's life.
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  Speaker 1: It's like the cicadas or like men's menstrual cycles.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's just phenomenal.
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  Speaker 5: I think this will be my fifth loop all the
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  Speaker 5: way through. Have you read the book?
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  Speaker 8: Five?
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, you should. I refuse.
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  Speaker 8: It's really good.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to ruin the show.
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  Speaker 8: I've read the first couple of pages. It's great.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it sounds incredible.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Highly recommend.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. That sounds really good.
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  Speaker 8: Can't recommend it enough.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Francis, I think you were just tired.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You slept till.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my God. Today.
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  Speaker 6: Well.
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  Speaker 8: You don't even want to say.
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  Speaker 5: Don't even want to say.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a curse word.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's like Voldemort.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Because I mean, I was up at eight personally. Just
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  Speaker 8: getting after it.
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  Speaker 6: Nice. Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Seizing the day. You must be lying about the hours
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  Speaker 8: that you sleep. Have you had coffee?
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  Speaker 5: You must be lying.
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  Speaker 8: Well, last night I went to bed probably one, woke
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  Speaker 8: up at eight, nine.
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  Speaker 1: Eight or nine.
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  Speaker 8: It takes me a good hour to wake up fully.
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  Speaker 1: To get out of bed and start, you get up,
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  Speaker 1: start scrolling, hitting the jewel immediately.
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  Speaker 8: I had a first of all, don't vape. Second of all, no,
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  Speaker 8: I don't, I actually don't really have like the urge
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  Speaker 8: to go on my phone when I wake up.
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  Speaker 1: So what do you spend an hour on? What are
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  Speaker 1: you doing for an hour?
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  Speaker 8: Snoozing the alarm so you set.
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  Speaker 1: An alarm on days when you don't have shit to
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  Speaker 1: do well i.
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  Speaker 8: Had shit to do today what'd you have to do
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  Speaker 8: i had a bunch of shit to do i've been
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  Speaker 8: in the city.
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  Speaker 1: For hours a bald face lie no it's not.
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  Speaker 5: Just the great runner of the podcast that i've been.
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  Speaker 1: In the city for hours Doing what?
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  Speaker 8: Flying around.
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  Speaker 5: So many clerical and bureaucratic things to attend to.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, I've been everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: I was busking at Union Square.
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  Speaker 8: Where were you and where were you?
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  Speaker 5: Again, I am not professing to have been active so
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  Speaker 5: far today. I'm not out here saying that.
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  Speaker 8: You still got the crust in your eyes.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I sure do. It's 2 p.m. Still got the
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  Speaker 5: morning J-O juice on my stomach.
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  Speaker 1: I thought I smelled something.
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  Speaker 5: No, that's the Obero from Byredo.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Japan exclusive. It's very expensive. Yeah. I was up at 4.
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  Speaker 1: One of my jits just decided to be awake at 4.30
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  Speaker 1: this morning.
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  Speaker 5: Damn.
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  Speaker 8: So you've been up since 4?
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  Speaker 1: Jits. I mean, I tried to go back to sleep
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  Speaker 1: for a little bit, but then I just, the other
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  Speaker 1: jit awoke.
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  Speaker 8: So you've been up since 4?
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  Speaker 1: Fully awake.
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  Speaker 5: 4.30.
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  Speaker 8: No sleep in between.
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  Speaker 1: No, I try to go back to sleep.
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  Speaker 8: So how long do you go back to sleep for?
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  Speaker 1: Probably from like 5.30 to like 6.15.
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  Speaker 6: Nice.
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  Speaker 8: That's a whole extra day of sleep.
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  Speaker 1: 45 minutes.
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  Speaker 5: One of my favorite things is when someone, Ron or I,
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  Speaker 5: will text our group at, you know, 7 a.m. Like, hey,
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  Speaker 5: what time are we doing today? And Ron and I
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  Speaker 5: are going back and forth. And we'll basically decide on
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  Speaker 5: a time, knowing that Harry will not be up until
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  Speaker 5: I'm awake.
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  Speaker 8: At which point, it's too late for him to... No,
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  Speaker 8: I don't care what time we record.
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  Speaker 5: I'm available.
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  Speaker 8: I'll be here regardless.
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  Speaker 1: Because you're in the city.
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  Speaker 8: I'm in the city.
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  Speaker 6: I'm local.
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  Speaker 1: You're already at Union Square.
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  Speaker 8: I've taken three different trains today.
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  Speaker 1: What three trains did you take?
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  Speaker 8: The W, the R, and the 1.
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  Speaker 1: The R and the W is the same line.
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  Speaker 8: No, it's actually not. It's quite different.
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  Speaker 6: Similar route.
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  Speaker 8: They branch off different directions.
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  Speaker 1: I'm tired of your filthy line. Francis, say how late
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  Speaker 1: you slept.
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  Speaker 5: I slept till 11.05 a.m.
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  Speaker 8: That's like someone's got to check in on you.
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  Speaker 6: Sickening.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it is. I think your body needed sleep.
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  Speaker 8: Are you using drugs?
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  Speaker 5: Here's what happened. You can talk to a friend. Went
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  Speaker 5: to bed at 10 a.m. Excuse me, 10 p.m. Oh,
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  Speaker 5: my God.
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  Speaker 1: You got 24?
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  Speaker 6: It was 25.
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  Speaker 8: I went to bed.
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  Speaker 1: No, it'd be 25.
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  Speaker 5: I went to bed at 10 a.m.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 5: I did it again.
• 13:44
  Speaker 6: 10 p.m.
• 13:44
  Speaker 5: I woke up at 1255 a.m. and thought, oh, boy.
• 13:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 13:46
  Speaker 5: And I thought maybe it'd be 4 a.m. And I
• 14:00
  Speaker 5: went out into my kitchen because I don't have a
• 14:02
  Speaker 5: clock in my bedroom either.
• 14:04
  Speaker 8: That's fucking insane.
• 14:05
  Speaker 5: These are all things that I've been recommended not to have.
• 14:07
  Speaker 8: Why would you not have a clock?
• 14:09
  Speaker 5: Because that stresses you out. Unlike getting up and walking
• 14:16
  Speaker 5: out and now you're on your feet in.
• 14:18
  Speaker 6: The cold apartment.
• 14:19
  Speaker 8: You guys have way worse sleep problems than I do. Yeah, definitely.
• 14:23
  Speaker 8: You guys are like, you lie about how long you sleep.
• 14:25
  Speaker 8: Like you guys, if you wake up at 1 a.m.,
• 14:27
  Speaker 8: you're like, I'm fucked. I can't get back to sleep.
• 14:31
  Speaker 5: Well, then I read for about an hour and a half. Oh, Jesus.
• 14:35
  Speaker 5: Because I don't want to be on my phone. That's
• 14:37
  Speaker 5: a real negative. You're not supposed to. But then you've
• 14:40
  Speaker 5: got to turn the lights on. I'm reading an unbelievable book.
• 14:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 14:43
  Speaker 8: So then you just don't sleep. Like if you're reading
• 14:46
  Speaker 8: a book that you like to try to fall asleep,
• 14:48
  Speaker 8: you'll just stay awake.
• 14:49
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 14:51
  Speaker 8: I mean, you read it for an hour and a
• 14:53
  Speaker 8: half at 1 a.m.
• 14:53
  Speaker 5: I was waiting for myself to get tired again. And
• 14:56
  Speaker 5: then I finally did. And then it was, I went
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: to bed, back to sleep at like whatever, 2.33. And
• 15:01
  Speaker 5: then I slept a full night from that point.
• 15:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: Which was the problem. Not terrible. I woke up and
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: I was like, I bet it's like 9.30. Well, you
• 15:12
  Speaker 5: would have no idea.
• 15:14
  Speaker 6: 11.05.
• 15:15
  Speaker 8: You got to judge off of like which way the
• 15:16
  Speaker 8: sun's hitting the window.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: I got no idea.
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: I got no sunlight coming in. I got these curtains
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: that I.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: Just holding your hands up to the sun and, like,
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: stacking down to the horizon. Probably four and a half
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: hours to sunset.
• 15:29
  Speaker 5: It smells like noon right now.
• 15:33
  Speaker 8: I'm surprised you've never gotten, like, fucked by that. No clock.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: He's an early riser. He's like Ben Franklin.
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: If not for this Japan trip, I routinely cannot... I
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: will never sleep past 8 a.m.
• 15:44
  Speaker 8: Ever. Yeah, see, me, like, if I don't set the alarm...
• 15:48
  Speaker 8: I could sleep till like 3 p.m.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 15:52
  Speaker 6: Definitely.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: I think I could too.
• 15:53
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: I think I'm a prolific sleeper if given the chance,
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: if given a bite at the apple.
• 15:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah, no alarm on me for hours.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: All I need is a couple minutes.
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: I gotta set alarms on.
• 16:01
  Speaker 8: The weekends because I'll sleep the whole day.
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: My body basically does the equivalent of like... I'm trying
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: to think.
• 16:08
  Speaker 6: Like.
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: When if I were a kid and my dad came
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: into my room, shook me awake and was like, we
• 16:13
  Speaker 5: have to go right now.
• 16:14
  Speaker 8: Damn.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: That's what every time I wake up is that level of.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: That makes me think your ancestors were hunted.
• 16:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
• 16:24
  Speaker 8: You guys were on the run. Yeah.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Do you come from an enslaved people, Francis?
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: I think I come from a line of very prominent
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: figures of the Underground Railroad.
• 16:35
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we were probably the ones constantly like opening up
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: the clock and To reveal the hidden passage.
• 16:43
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: We got to go. We got to go.
• 16:45
  Speaker 8: Time.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: They're coming.
• 16:46
  Speaker 8: I was thinking about that today.
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: The village is on its way.
• 16:49
  Speaker 8: Isn't it crazy when you go through the tunnels in
• 16:50
  Speaker 8: New York that they have like a door?
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: On the side.
• 16:53
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 16:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 16:54
  Speaker 8: Like just to close.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: In Independence Day, that door is.
• 16:57
  Speaker 8: They got a door on like the tunnels.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 17:01
  Speaker 8: Like a vault door. Like a door in like a bank.
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: Is that for.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're talking about the big tunnel to close, fully
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: close the tunnel.
• 17:09
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: If there's like water coming through.
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: Is it water?
• 17:12
  Speaker 8: I don't know what it's for. I mean, I'd assume
• 17:13
  Speaker 8: it's something like that.
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: Let's not look it up and let's just be wrong. Yeah,
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: it's probably water.
• 17:17
  Speaker 6: Let's just be wrong.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: It's probably like the Huns being at the gate.
• 17:19
  Speaker 8: I honestly thought it was like just to block it off.
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: It could be that. It's like if someone has a
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: nuclear bomb on Manhattan and they destroy it. They've told
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: us if anyone leaves the island, they'll detonate it.
• 17:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: They'll close. They have to close off the tunnels like that.
• 17:35
  Speaker 8: So it's probably for that and water.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Or if like Batman drives down.
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: I've moved on from the water theory. I don't know
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: why we're sticking. Clearly, that's not right. I mean, it
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: could be. You don't like the Bane theory?
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: No, no.
• 17:48
  Speaker 8: That one doesn't really do it for me because I
• 17:50
  Speaker 8: feel like if they blew it up, it would still
• 17:52
  Speaker 8: evaporate Queens.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Not if it's underwater. It would just cause a tidal wave.
• 17:57
  Speaker 8: No, it would still evaporate, Queens.
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: The point is not it blowing up. The point is
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: not letting anyone off the island of Manhattan.
• 18:07
  Speaker 8: The money train.
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 18:11
  Speaker 8: That's a theory. See, I never would have guessed that.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: What is the theory?
• 18:15
  Speaker 8: It's used for the money train.
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: No, hold on a minute. That's the subway platforms. We're
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: talking about, say, the Midtown Tunnel.
• 18:23
  Speaker 8: I mean, specifically, we're talking about the Queens Tunnel.
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: Or I am.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Well, during Queens Tunnel, I think. It's either to keep
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: the bad guys in or the bad guys out. Or
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: to like.
• 18:37
  Speaker 8: There's no bad guys in Queens. It's very safe.
• 18:40
  Speaker 10: No.
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: It's the Yemenis. But I think it could be easily
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: used to lock a bunch of. If the whole city
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: went in. Do you remember the movie Jack with Robin Williams?
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: No.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Where he farts into a jar? If all of Queens
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: went into the tunnel and farted simultaneously.
• 18:59
  Speaker 6: And bottled it up.
• 19:00
  Speaker 8: They wanted to save it.
• 19:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: As like a biological weapon.
• 19:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, that's probably the most reasonable explanation.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: That's probably what they're doing to it.
• 19:08
  Speaker 8: It's used to save the farts.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: To save the... Well, in case someone's coming over with
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: the plague and you need to fight back and you're like, hey,
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: we're out of... The grid's been shut off.
• 19:18
  Speaker 8: It's looking like this plague thing is... Said, like we're
• 19:22
  Speaker 8: due for a lockdown.
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, of course.
• 19:27
  Speaker 8: Israel's got the vaccine. Did you see that?
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Is that what they said?
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, they got it.
• 19:32
  Speaker 8: They got the vaccine.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, well, then we're good. Israel is us. No, Israel
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: is us. Everyone else is fucked. Israel's just the 51st state.
• 19:40
  Speaker 8: You're going to have to become Israeli if you want
• 19:41
  Speaker 8: the shot. Huh? You're going to have to become Israeli
• 19:43
  Speaker 8: if you want the shot.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: You don't get it. We already are.
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: Except for court.
• 19:47
  Speaker 8: Well, I am. You're not.
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: I am.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: I am.
• 19:50
  Speaker 8: You have to be accepted.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: We're automatically pulled from the same country.
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: Pretty much.
• 19:55
  Speaker 8: You don't get it. Pretty much. J.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Will, do you want to come on with us and
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: talk with us?
• 20:00
  Speaker 8: I mean, so we're not allowed to talk Israel anymore?
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: If J. Will's coming on.
• 20:03
  Speaker 8: That's usually what that means.
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: We're not allowed to talk about Israel? No, we're not allowed. J.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Will told us last week that he takes four baths
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: a day.
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: Four? Four?
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Baths? He takes four baths every day.
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: Why so many?
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: I've earned it. It's true. You have.
• 20:24
  Speaker 8: You can take as many baths as you'd like.
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: I mean, I don't lather up. Yeah, yeah.
• 20:29
  Speaker 8: It's more just relaxation.
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I got a TV there.
• 20:31
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: Coke. Oh. Love that. Oh, Coca-Cola. Yeah, of course.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: That's insane. That's an insane move. So much time to
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: have a fucking, he says before golf, first thing in
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: the morning, sometimes he'll get into the tub with a Coke.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: Love that.
• 20:49
  Speaker 8: It's a great way to start the day.
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: Exactly.
• 20:52
  Speaker 6: If you guys ran as many fucking suicides as I've
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: ran in my life. Yeah, of course.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: You'd be in a fucking bath four times too.
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Nobody is in the bath.
• 20:59
  Speaker 8: These guys don't have time to take baths in the
• 21:00
  Speaker 8: morning because they wake up at noon.
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: You definitely don't because you're around the city all morning. Exactly.
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
• 21:07
  Speaker 8: I mean, I'm slammed. They're sleeping in all hours of
• 21:10
  Speaker 8: the day.
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: They're in Japan sleeping.
• 21:11
  Speaker 8: What the fuck?
• 21:13
  Speaker 6: Exactly.
• 21:14
  Speaker 8: You guys wouldn't know about four baths in one day.
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: He's going to London to watch football.
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:18
  Speaker 6: Some of us got to work.
• 21:19
  Speaker 8: Sounds about right. Someone's got to keep the lights on
• 21:21
  Speaker 8: in this place.
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: That's correct.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Francis, can you also correct J-Will? Because he said that
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: he wouldn't eat a hamburger in Japan. He said that
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: he would eat a hamburger in the U.S.
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: Perfect God ask. Yeah. Perfect God ask.
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: Hamburger was the best meal. One of the best meals
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: we had in Japan. They do Kobe beef. They do
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: Wagyu beef burgers. The burger experience we had was spectacular.
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: They put it over rice. the one thing that was
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: tough was they only gave us chopsticks it's tough to
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: break up a hamburger patty with chopsticks i was stabbing
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: the shit out of it to try to like break
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: it in a line did you not ask for a
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: fork or a knife i wouldn't dare why man we've
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: done enough wrong.
• 22:05
  Speaker 8: What do you mean the war.
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: First the atomic they're doing us wrong by not offering
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: a fork and i.
• 22:11
  Speaker 8: Agree i completely agree It's disrespectful.
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: I agree. Just like it's disrespectful for us not to
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: eat their food. Exactly. How the fuck you want me
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: to hamburger with chopsticks?
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: Type shit. You can pick up the whole thing and
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: just bite it. I thought maybe that was what I
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: should do.
• 22:27
  Speaker 8: Was it like a rice cake?
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: The rice was in a bowl as the bed upon
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: which the burger sat. Was there like ketchup and mustard?
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: There was a green hot sauce. There was some kind
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: of like pickled onion type situation.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Is that what we're looking at?
• 22:46
  Speaker 8: This doesn't really sound like a burger.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: You had the bed of rice and then you took
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: the burger off the plate that they brought it on
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: and put it onto the rice.
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: Is that like a bun made of rice right up there?
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: No, no bun.
• 22:58
  Speaker 8: It's like one of those like– That's what y'all want
• 23:01
  Speaker 8: me to do?
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: No, that's not what we– Just like a piece of
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: meat in between two.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Gotta save that image.
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: That's not what we had. That looks insane. Seriously.
• 23:12
  Speaker 6: Like two golf pads with a wrap around a burger.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: That's the best thing you had.
• 23:18
  Speaker 8: I'd be like biting into like a Nature Valley bar.
• 23:20
  Speaker 8: It's gonna be just rice everywhere.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: I believe you that it was very good, Francis.
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: Japanese hamburger with rice. Try that one, Tyler, just to see.
• 23:34
  Speaker 8: No buns.
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: We had no buns anywhere. Yeah, there you go. That's
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: what it was. That's exactly what it was. This is literally, yeah,
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: we didn't have an egg, but this is the type of,
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: this might even be where we ate.
• 23:49
  Speaker 8: I mean, I'm going to, it looks good, but I'm
• 23:51
  Speaker 8: going to, that's by no means is that a burger.
• 23:54
  Speaker 8: I don't think there's actually a single thing that would
• 23:56
  Speaker 8: qualify that as a burger.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: What would you call it then?
• 23:59
  Speaker 8: Meat and rice?
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: Why wouldn't it be a burger? It's a hamburger patty.
• 24:04
  Speaker 8: Because there's no bun.
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: Who says you need to have a bun for it
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: to be a burger? Growing up, we never had buns.
• 24:09
  Speaker 8: That's what a burger is.
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: We only ate them on beds of lettuce. No, no.
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: I swear to God.
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: No.
• 24:15
  Speaker 8: That just can't be true.
• 24:16
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: Wolf's Neck Burgers from the farm we could see, literally,
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: over on Wolf's Neck Peninsula. Don't dox yourself. No, that
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: one's far enough away.
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: We saw it through the telescope we had.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it would binoculars out.
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: That was for bird watching. I watched the neighbors.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: The burgers are done.
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: Who were old. I shouldn't have.
• 24:35
  Speaker 8: I just feel like a burger needs either bun, lettuce, tomato.
• 24:39
  Speaker 8: It can't just be the meat. That's meatloaf. You had
• 24:43
  Speaker 8: meatloaf with rice.
• 24:44
  Speaker 6: Can I say something? How the fuck are you supposed
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: to eat that egg with chopsticks?
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: You just break it all up. You mix it all together.
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: They're big on mixing stuff.
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: That's for the chef to do.
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: In truth, we did not have the egg, but we
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: did have these fixings. We did have this kind of fixings,
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: which were amazing.
• 25:01
  Speaker 8: I mean, it looks great. Like, I have no doubt
• 25:04
  Speaker 8: that I would love it.
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah. See, she's figured it out. I don't know how
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: she did that, though.
• 25:07
  Speaker 8: But you definitely can eat a burger. Like, you couldn't
• 25:10
  Speaker 8: go to Five Guys and start picking it apart with chopsticks.
• 25:14
  Speaker 6: Right? I mean, I could.
• 25:17
  Speaker 8: I mean, you'd need like 10 chopsticks.
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't even fuck with the chopsticks. Son of a
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• 27:02
  Speaker 5: I mean, the meat's amazing. The quality control of the meat.
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: They're not skimping on meat. It's all either Kobe or Wagyu.
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: That's all they have.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: You said that doesn't mean anything to him.
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: That means nothing to me.
• 27:16
  Speaker 8: That's all he has, too.
• 27:17
  Speaker 6: That's like a leg or a thigh of chicken to me.
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: You remember Kobe and Shaq?
• 27:21
  Speaker 6: Of course.
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: Take out Shaq and put Wagyu. Same combination. Just as dominant.
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: Shaq's better than Wagyu. I don't know.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Wagyu is like any era. You know what I mean? Shaq,
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: we only saw him.
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: Shaq's the most dominant player ever.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he doesn't, he couldn't, is he beating Wemby?
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Because Wagyu might be able to beat Wemby. Like Wagyu
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: can go out to the three point line.
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: Nobody's more dominant than Shaq ever. Agreed. Nobody ever.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: What about Wagyu?
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: Wilt Chamberlain.
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: No, he played against me and you.
• 27:53
  Speaker 8: Not Wagyu, not Wilt.
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: Okay. It doesn't mean he was.
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: What if you guarded Shaq? What would he do?
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: Rape me?
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: Literally? If he wanted.
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: He'd box out with his dick in my asshole.
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: I don't think he likes redheads.
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: And I would die on the spot. He'd go over
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: the back, pull out, and I would hemorrhage to death.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: Just prolapse all over the free throw line.
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: Wow that's that's.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: There has to be.
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: Never heard it like that i'm.
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: Not so sure he's that dominant yeah.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Suddenly you're arguing the other way wow suddenly you're arguing
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: against jack i don't know he's not that dumb but
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: anyway wagyu beef whatever beef he's just saying he thinks
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: he would get sick but he's thinking of he's thinking
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: in chinese terms this is japan.
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: They know what they're they're clean they're wonderful people are.
• 28:48
  Speaker 8: The chinese not Are they dirty?
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: Yes. I don't think they're dirty. They're just not as clean.
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: Did you see that post that Donnie and Chaps did
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: about the cities in the world, or maybe it was
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: the countries that have the most billionaires, the highest concentration
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: of billionaires? It was cities.
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: No. Was it New York?
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: Um hell no yeah i think new york was number
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: one moscow was two it was.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Number one sam fran sam fran might have been up
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: there it was up there with you know silicon valley
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: tech people but what was so surprising to me was
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: um that a lot like.
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: That there were there were a number of chinese cities
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: hong kong hong kong you understand beijing but like shanghai
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: was up there and i was like man i didn't
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: for some reason you know with with China being a
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: communist run country where everything is nationalized.
• 29:47
  Speaker 6: Kind of like y'all trying to do here but anyway
• 29:48
  Speaker 6: go ahead.
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: You wouldn't I I wouldn't have thought that almost that
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: they would allow for there to be so many billionaires
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: Very naive thought. I'm dumb. I get it.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think– I think that this was like
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: a conscious development of China to like capitalize the oligarchs.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: And now they're like– now they can participate fully in
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: like becoming billionaires.
• 30:13
  Speaker 8: Aren't there only like 2,000 billionaires in the world?
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Don't say that, bro.
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: I think there are more. I think there are more now.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: There's more in Chongqing, China.
• 30:21
  Speaker 8: Is there just 2,000 in America?
• 30:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: There are 3,428 in the world.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: That's so– I mean– You.
• 30:30
  Speaker 8: Know, Rowan, you're probably onto.
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: Something about them. Like maybe a lot of the Chinese
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: billionaires are connected to the state somehow.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Definitely.
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: But Jack Ma, I don't.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: The guy from Alibaba?
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he– I mean he's up there.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Didn't he get his kid kidnapped? Or no, his kid–
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: someone got kidnapped, but he also has a kid that
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: goes to NYU.
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: Makes sense.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: But being a billionaire in New York. it's a disney
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: show i'll watch what do you is that a chopstick
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: chapstick got it.
• 31:00
  Speaker 7: No chopsticks here have you ever even tried to use
• 31:03
  Speaker 7: them at once what how'd it go not very good
• 31:07
  Speaker 7: what'd you try to eat noodles rice rice takes a while.
• 31:11
  Speaker 8: That seems yeah you gotta eat one at a time
• 31:13
  Speaker 8: like fried rice no.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: You're you when they cook rice over there it's sticky
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: it's Yeah, you can get... It clumps. It's like wet snow. Yeah, yeah,
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: of course.
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: Spoon works perfect.
• 31:23
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that spoon gets it done for me.
• 31:24
  Speaker 6: Fuck a chopstick.
• 31:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it doesn't have to be sticky rice. I can
• 31:26
  Speaker 8: eat whatever rice I want.
• 31:27
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: Freedom.
• 31:28
  Speaker 8: That's what we call that here in America.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: They're eating soups with chopsticks over there. It's brutal. One
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: drop at a time.
• 31:39
  Speaker 8: You should have just brought your own fork from home.
• 31:41
  Speaker 8: You just used it everywhere.
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: Chopsticks?
• 31:45
  Speaker 8: No, fork.
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: I'm with Francis. I'm not going to go. I like
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: worked on my chopsticks before I went over there because
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to be like this American. And maybe
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: it's insecure, but to be this American cliche of.
• 31:58
  Speaker 6: A guy who's like, let me have my fork. No,
• 32:00
  Speaker 6: it is. Huh? It is insecure. Yeah. Yeah.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 32:03
  Speaker 6: Are you like that?
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Well, I just admitted I'm insecure.
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: Why?
• 32:07
  Speaker 8: Because I'm trying to- Because they want to go to
• 32:09
  Speaker 8: countries and be like the tourists that no one notices.
• 32:12
  Speaker 8: They're like, oh my God.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Bro, I'm not going to get unnoticed in fucking Asia.
• 32:16
  Speaker 8: Those guys are so naturally cool.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: No one's going to think I'm from Japan.
• 32:20
  Speaker 8: No one's going to mistake me as a Japanese.
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: They could.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's not going to happen. There's no chance.
• 32:29
  Speaker 6: That's even more reason to use a fucking fork. Exactly.
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: We're not bridging the gap no matter what. We might
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: as well just be true to who we are.
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of the phrase, when in Rome?
• 32:44
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but you're not in Rome. You're in Japan.
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: No, you're right. Listen, I went over there, J. Will,
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: you'll like this, and I wore all my best Confederate
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: flag shirts. Every day. Confederate flag.
• 32:54
  Speaker 7: You have those?
• 32:55
  Speaker 6: What would make you think that I would like that?
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: Well, you said don't try to assimilate to their culture.
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: Don't give them what they want. And the most American
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: thing I could think to wear was the Union Jack.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 33:11
  Speaker 8: I wouldn't even know what that is if you went
• 33:13
  Speaker 8: over there. They're just like, look how fucking dumb this
• 33:14
  Speaker 8: guy looks.
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: No, they were not offended. It didn't work. No way.
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: They probably don't even know what it is.
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: No, they didn't.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Somebody went to a rough and rowdy one time. in
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: a Confederate flag shirt. The boxing competitions that we had
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: in West Virginia, there was like someone in the crowd
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: that was just wearing like a Confederate flag sweatshirt. And
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: whoever was doing the sideline reporting was like, you know
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: that West Virginia fought for the Union, right? Like West
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Virginia was never in the Confederacy.
• 33:41
  Speaker 6: I think a lot of people mix West Virginia up
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: when it comes to stuff like that. Yeah.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: You guys hate slavery.
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: Oh my God, dude. I'm such an idiot. I knew
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: this was wrong. The Union Jack is not the fucking
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: Confederate flag. It's the British one. It's the British flag.
• 33:54
  Speaker 8: What's the name of the Confederate flag?
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: No wonder no one was offended.
• 34:01
  Speaker 8: Wearing a red coat.
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: This is what happens when you sleep till 11 or
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: 5 a.m.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, your brain wasn't prepared.
• 34:07
  Speaker 8: No time to research.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: The Jolly Roger is the pirate one. The Union Jack
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: is the British one.
• 34:13
  Speaker 8: I wouldn't wear a sweatshirt with any flag. Like if
• 34:16
  Speaker 8: that was like the whole sweatshirt was the pattern of
• 34:19
  Speaker 8: a flag.
• 34:19
  Speaker 6: I agree.
• 34:21
  Speaker 8: Not my style.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: I think it's swag. I think a U.S. flag sweatshirt
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: is sick.
• 34:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you got a lot of those?
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: I have a battle against Blizzard where I wore the U.S.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: flag going against a British guy. Where it's like the
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: whole sweatshirt is the flag.
• 34:35
  Speaker 8: Like one of those.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Can you pull up Roan versus Blizzard? Even just a
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: still shot will show you that I went into England
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: wearing this shit.
• 34:46
  Speaker 8: I thought you were dressed up as.
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: It.
• 34:50
  Speaker 8: Ain't coming up.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Don't put smut on my fucking name.
• 34:54
  Speaker 8: And it looks like you're wearing a black t-shirt.
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: Do you ever look back at these videos, bro?
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Look, look, look. Full American flag sweatshirt.
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I wouldn't wear that. No, no. I wouldn't wear that.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: In England?
• 35:05
  Speaker 6: In nowhere.
• 35:07
  Speaker 8: I wouldn't wear that in my apartment.
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: Not even on the 4th of July?
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: Not even in my casket. Oh, wow.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: This is a performance. I'm going in England representing the
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: United States. Would you wear the Team USA jersey if
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: you were playing against Serbia in basketball?
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: With my number on it? Yeah. And my teammates had
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: it on too?
• 35:23
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: I would never go on Nordstrom's or anywhere and pick
• 35:26
  Speaker 6: that off the.
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: Rack and be like, yeah, this is the one. I
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: just wouldn't. No, neither.
• 35:31
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 35:31
  Speaker 8: No, there's not a single flag that could get me
• 35:33
  Speaker 8: to wear that.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: No, this is a nice sweatshirt, and it was patriotic,
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: and it was going onto their territory, repping my team.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: And I just didn't take you as an America hater, J. Will.
• 35:45
  Speaker 8: Blizzard smoked you in this.
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: No. Yeah.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: At 150.
• 35:48
  Speaker 8: Didn't Blizzard, like, what happened with him?
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Put on a bunch of weight.
• 35:53
  Speaker 8: That's what it was. Because I went to his Instagram.
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 35:57
  Speaker 8: And I was like, holy shit.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: What were you going to ask my friend Francis?
• 35:59
  Speaker 8: He doesn't look the same as he looked when he
• 36:01
  Speaker 8: was 19.
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: I was going to ask if you ever watch these
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: videos back and like, thank goodness that you don't have
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: to do it anymore.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: This looks like such high pressure. That if there's a
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: part of you that's like relieved not to have to
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: go into that anymore.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: So nice not to have to do it. Not just
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: the pressure of the– I don't mind the pressure of
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: the scenario. It's the pressure of like having to fucking
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: book 12 of these in a year to make like $ 35, 000.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: That's terrible.
• 36:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 36:35
  Speaker 8: It is like– I mean I feel like you can–
• 36:37
  Speaker 8: like people compare it to stand-up in like the way
• 36:40
  Speaker 8: that you're trying to like get a reaction out of
• 36:41
  Speaker 8: people live on stage. But you never do a set
• 36:45
  Speaker 8: of stand-up and lose.
• 36:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 36:47
  Speaker 8: You know, it's not like you're ever on your way
• 36:48
  Speaker 8: home and you're like, I lost tonight.
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: I definitely had that feeling.
• 36:53
  Speaker 8: Well, bombing, but it's not like you like this. You
• 36:55
  Speaker 8: actually lose.
• 36:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 36:58
  Speaker 8: Like you were like you could have flown to Europe
• 37:00
  Speaker 8: and lost.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that happened once. I battled a guy named Youth
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Oracle in London and I went out the night before
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: and I got drunk and I knew my shit. Like
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: I was saying it drunk.
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: I was so hungover. I forgot everything. I had to
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: fly back. I missed my flight back from London after
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: I'd lost a rap battle.
• 37:17
  Speaker 8: Do you get any money if you lose?
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: I think I got paid like $ 1, 200 total, flat rate.
• 37:24
  Speaker 8: Not terrible.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: No, it's not good.
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: Flat rate?
• 37:27
  Speaker 8: It's not terrible for how long? Like 10 years ago?
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: You know, it's not like this isn't like the Vanderbilt's
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: bought a mansion.
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: For $ 1, 200.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: This was 12 years ago.
• 37:42
  Speaker 8: I mean, I feel like I've flown to gigs and
• 37:45
  Speaker 8: walked away losing money.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you didn't have to.
• 37:48
  Speaker 8: I'm on the way home and I'm like, I'm down.
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: But you didn't have to. That happened to me a lot.
• 37:53
  Speaker 8: By definition, a waste of time.
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: That happened to me for the first four years I
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: was headlining. Yeah, yeah.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: But you guys could at least do the same material.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: I wrote the material just for that trip.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: You guys, you can take the material somewhere else and
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: be like, okay, I had a bad day. I'm going
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: to go refurbish it.
• 38:08
  Speaker 6: Did you guys actually lose money? Or just felt like
• 38:12
  Speaker 6: you lost money?
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: No, I've had times where I've actually lost money. There
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: are times where I've come away from a weekend down.
• 38:16
  Speaker 8: There was a weekend back to back where I had
• 38:18
  Speaker 8: to go to Vegas and then I had to go
• 38:20
  Speaker 8: to Portland. And on that two week stretch, I lost
• 38:23
  Speaker 8: like $ 2, 000.
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: Okay. But what he's not saying is that you brought
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: your own opener, right?
• 38:29
  Speaker 6: Well, yeah.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how'd you lose it? What'd you have to spend
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: it on?
• 38:33
  Speaker 6: Flights?
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: So he's paying for the flight of his opener. Gotcha.
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: And then he's paying for his hotel, too. You got
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: two hotel rooms from the club? Yeah. That comes out
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: of your settlement, though. We pay for that. Sometimes we do,
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: sometimes we don't. So my point is, I'm not taking
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: anything away. You're generous. It's just like, if you had
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: gone as bare bones as possible, maybe you would have
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: come out even better.
• 38:57
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 38:58
  Speaker 8: Some of those clubs, I'm not going to say which
• 39:00
  Speaker 8: one specifically, but five shows, the guarantee is like the
• 39:04
  Speaker 8: cost of the flight there.
• 39:05
  Speaker 6: Oh, wow.
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but they build in a travel buyout, no?
• 39:09
  Speaker 8: Not some of them.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: So why would you want to protect these clubs that
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: are clearly dicking you guys?
• 39:14
  Speaker 8: Because some of them are really good.
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: The next time you go back, if you perform well,
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: they give you a better deal. I also just wouldn't
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: go back to- I.
• 39:23
  Speaker 8: Probably don't have any plans to do a weekend in
• 39:26
  Speaker 8: Portland anytime soon.
• 39:29
  Speaker 6: You know?
• 39:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: True. It's a great city.
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: Great city.
• 39:32
  Speaker 8: I just don't sell a lot of tickets out there.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: They don't know you yet and they will.
• 39:36
  Speaker 6: Oh, maybe.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: No, they definitely will. Can you imagine that if you
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: had to go to a fucking NBA game and then
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: you lost money? Like, yeah, I'm actually down this week.
• 39:47
  Speaker 6: That'd be horrible. Fuck.
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: Did you ever do the math or did they ever
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: do the math for you and say like, this is
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: literally what you make per game? No.
• 39:56
  Speaker 6: No?
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Me personally? We could do it right now. We could
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: do career earnings versus games played.
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: But it's always different at different times. I know in
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: the Premier League, they always do that. They always seem
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: to have the number.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: It's like 300,000.
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: Wayne Rooney is making this many.
• 40:15
  Speaker 6: The stars, they do that too.
• 40:17
  Speaker 8: Like Cam Newton. He had that clip where he was
• 40:20
  Speaker 8: talking about every game he played, no matter what, if
• 40:24
  Speaker 8: they won or lost, he got like a million dollars
• 40:26
  Speaker 8: in his bank account.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: That's amazing. J.
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: Will, you made $ 70, 639 for every regular season game of
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: your 12-season career.
• 40:37
  Speaker 6: You don't think that earns four baths a day?
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: I think you could have four different baths in your
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: home in which you could switch like peapods.
• 40:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 40:48
  Speaker 6: I may have that. That's how.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: I may. Like a music artist getting $ 70, 000 for one
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: night is like, you're like one of the best in
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: the fucking, I mean, I guess you are the best
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: in the world, but like you're the headlining act. If
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: you're getting $ 70, 000 a night, like that's an insane take home.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: And you were getting that every night for fucking 12 years.
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: Do the same thing for LeBron James. No, no.
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, it's crazy. And they do that. You're right.
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: They like for the stars, they do like the down
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: to the second thing, you know? Watch this. 358,000.
• 41:27
  Speaker 6: Whether he plays or not.
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: That seems weird to me because that means that he
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: made five times more than you did per game. Respectfully,
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: I would have thought it was more. Because LeBron is
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: like a billionaire, at least.
• 41:44
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: But I guess... Is he?
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: His career earnings in basketball are $ 581 million. But I mean,
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: all his other ventures... on the side.
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: I think he's probably made a billion from nike already.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's crazy that's so nice i can't i mean
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: three he could just buy a like a mid-level house
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: in like middle america for every night that he plays he.
• 42:06
  Speaker 8: Could even get an apartment in philly there's nothing crazy
• 42:11
  Speaker 8: there's nothing financially irresponsible that lebron james could do yeah
• 42:15
  Speaker 8: that's true there's nothing yeah I mean, he should get
• 42:18
  Speaker 8: a place in Philly because those helicopter rides look very sketchy.
• 42:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: What do you think about that? The other part of
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: that is, like, I saw that simulation. Yeah, yeah. It's
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: like they had it flying through, like, buildings and shit.
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: It's like they took the simulation through fucking, you know,
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: the Korengal Valley for him to get to Philly.
• 42:40
  Speaker 8: It is cool, though, because every time I see a
• 42:41
  Speaker 8: helicopter now, I just assume it's LeBron.
• 42:44
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 42:44
  Speaker 8: I'm like, holy shit, that's LeBron. Could not be LeBron
• 42:48
  Speaker 8: very easily.
• 42:49
  Speaker 6: That'd be sweet to do, right? Yeah. If you could
• 42:50
  Speaker 6: do it. Yeah, yeah.
• 42:52
  Speaker 8: Oh, no, if I could do it, I would not.
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: Oh, you're scared of helicopters?
• 42:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, no shot.
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: I would just drop.
• 42:56
  Speaker 8: It's like an hour and a half.
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 42:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 43:00
  Speaker 8: Chopper's only cutting you down like half the time.
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: We always get these headlines now about helicopters crashing into
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: the East River in the Hudson.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: He's saying that he's not scared of it. He said,
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: you'll eat the raccoon or the.
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: Asshole of a raccoon.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: You won't find a helicopter. I was like, yeah, helicopters
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: are scary. Helicopters are unstable, unregulated, just a random guy
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: sitting up there.
• 43:24
  Speaker 6: Two.
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: Not always.
• 43:26
  Speaker 6: No, I'm on as two.
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: Oh, you only go on the.
• 43:29
  Speaker 6: Oh, I would never get on one pilot.
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: Hell no. Some of us can't afford the two-pilot helicopter.
• 43:34
  Speaker 6: Well, I can't afford the two-pilot helicopter either. I'm with
• 43:36
  Speaker 6: someone else.
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 43:37
  Speaker 6: I'm not affording no helicopters.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: What's the longest helicopter ride you've taken?
• 43:42
  Speaker 6: Probably like two hours.
• 43:43
  Speaker 8: What like I don't like that at all.
• 43:45
  Speaker 6: Like Orlando to Hilton Head what how long of a
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: drive would that be probably five and a half six
• 43:51
  Speaker 6: maybe four just take a flight bro a helicopter it
• 43:55
  Speaker 6: was dope though it was like like the pilot would
• 43:59
  Speaker 6: go dive down there to beach motherfuckers was waving at
• 44:02
  Speaker 6: us like yeah I don't.
• 44:06
  Speaker 8: Think I would like that at all that sounds horrifying.
• 44:08
  Speaker 6: Those alligators like 15-16 feet long bro.
• 44:12
  Speaker 8: So if you go down, there's like no chance of survival?
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're going to die in a horrific way. I
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: survived the crash.
• 44:20
  Speaker 8: Oh my God, there's a 16-foot alligator.
• 44:22
  Speaker 6: Next to me.
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: I'm very badly burned.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be terrible. Blackhawk downing it. In Blackhawk Down,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: do they survive the helicopter crash?
• 44:32
  Speaker 6: No.
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think most of them do. No.
• 44:39
  Speaker 6: No.
• 44:42
  Speaker 8: There's a helicopter that explodes.
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: There's two helicopters that crash in Black Hawk Down, right?
• 44:46
  Speaker 8: And one of them people live, but.
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: The other one, it's like evaporated. Oh, is that right?
• 44:51
  Speaker 8: I think so, right?
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: Okay, then I must have been thinking of the one.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: But he said one of them people live. So he's saying,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: I said, do people live in the helicopter crash? And
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: you just said, yes, and one of them people live.
• 45:01
  Speaker 8: There's one that's shot down by a rocket launcher.
• 45:04
  Speaker 6: RPG, yeah.
• 45:05
  Speaker 8: Which they definitely did not live.
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: Tyler, we're going to need to see.
• 45:11
  Speaker 8: How many souls were lost in Black Hawk Down?
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: That's not the question.
• 45:14
  Speaker 6: No, no, that's not the question.
• 45:16
  Speaker 8: How many souls on board?
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: Did anyone die?
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Did anyone die during.
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: No, we need to know, did the helicopter crashes in
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: Black Hawk Down result in the full death of the
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: crew or whatever?
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the only way to find out because those scenes,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, it takes up the whole movie. Not all
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: crashes resulted in deaths.
• 45:43
  Speaker 6: See?
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: We got way too specific.
• 45:46
  Speaker 8: Now they're just talking about Blackhawks in general.
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: Oh, wait, wait, wait.
• 45:50
  Speaker 6: Go down.
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: It says it. While pilots and some crew members were
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: killed or severely injured in the initial impacts and ensuing
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: ground battles, several crew members and defenders survived the crashes,
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: both crashes, and were later rescued. Interesting.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Boom. Who would have thought?
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: Well, okay.
• 46:08
  Speaker 8: I guess, yeah. Then maybe LeBron should be in a helicopter.
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: Flying over. Yeah. Is he flying in a Blackhawk?
• 46:17
  Speaker 8: They got him in a Blackhawk?
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: The Fanatics Blackhawk.
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: I'm happy for LeBron.
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: No, me too.
• 46:24
  Speaker 6: Of course. Of course.
• 46:25
  Speaker 8: It's a shame you guys won't pay him, though. Feels weird.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: He doesn't want Philadelphia's money. He doesn't want to pay tax.
• 46:32
  Speaker 8: Sounds like he doesn't want anything to do with Philadelphia,
• 46:34
  Speaker 8: to be honest.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Except for to play for our basketball team, wear our colors.
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Wear our jersey.
• 46:38
  Speaker 8: He's probably going to have his own jersey.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Different color?
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. Red quarterback jersey. Don't touch him.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Soccer goalie.
• 46:48
  Speaker 6: He deserves it.
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: Don't touch LeBron.
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: He's 100.
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: He does deserve it.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: I would be fine with it.
• 46:53
  Speaker 8: I mean, you need something because that Eagles team is done.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: You're done, bro. That was the right move to trade
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Cam Juergens.
• 47:00
  Speaker 8: That Eagles team is dead.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, this is coming out on Monday.
• 47:03
  Speaker 8: You're going to have Saquon playing O-line.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: And after we just beat the Jaguars, I can't believe
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: that you're saying that. After we just beat the Jaguars
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: in London, I can't believe you're saying that.
• 47:11
  Speaker 8: You know you didn't beat the Jaguars in London.
• 47:13
  Speaker 6: Of course we did.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: We shocked the world. And everyone was proud of it.
• 47:18
  Speaker 8: First of all, London is like the Jaguars' home country.
• 47:20
  Speaker 8: facility like that's like they they like to.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Play okay that's fine no they go.
• 47:24
  Speaker 8: They genuinely do and we went and stole one they
• 47:26
  Speaker 8: play like a ton of games in london for.
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: Some reason i think their owner has a house yeah.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: Their owner likes it shot con yeah yeah.
• 47:33
  Speaker 8: So you're you're you're.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Not gonna win we're going into enemy territory and we're
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: stealing one You lost. You lost two games.
• 47:40
  Speaker 6: Your season's over. You were just talking about the 28
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: and 29 picks that y'all got in the trade.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, well, now we have them for the trade deadline.
• 47:48
  Speaker 8: If you're already talking draft picks.
• 47:50
  Speaker 6: I don't even think you make the playoffs.
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah. What, bro?
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Now we have this thing in the locker room, because
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: we're 3-2 now, where it's nobody believes in us but us.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: And only the guys in this room believe in us.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: And that's a good place to be.
• 48:02
  Speaker 6: Are y'all taking Rocky over to London with y'all?
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: Is that what y'all are going to do?
• 48:08
  Speaker 8: The thing with the Eagles is like you can't have
• 48:09
  Speaker 8: this whole like that whole attitude of like the only
• 48:12
  Speaker 8: people that believe in us is us.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: When your dogs run faster.
• 48:14
  Speaker 8: Like that works.
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: That's what losers do.
• 48:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's what losers do. And that works when you
• 48:18
  Speaker 8: have A.J. Brown and Devontae Smith and Saquon and all
• 48:22
  Speaker 8: these guys are the peaks of their career. Now you
• 48:25
  Speaker 8: don't have A.J.
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: Brown.
• 48:26
  Speaker 8: Devontae Smith's hurt. You have no O-line. jalen hurts i
• 48:29
  Speaker 8: mean he's gonna be selling insurance in the next couple
• 48:31
  Speaker 8: weeks dude your coach broke like six of.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: The ten commandments your coach is a fundamentally evil guy.
• 48:37
  Speaker 8: And jay and saquon is a shell of the man that.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: He used to be a shell i don't think that
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: you really have the bandwidth.
• 48:44
  Speaker 8: The giants were thinking long term when they gave you
• 48:46
  Speaker 8: guys saquon they're like he's only got one good season he's.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: Only gonna get one championship yeah he's only gonna get
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: one ring you guys are done don't even say that
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: we're three and two right now.
• 48:56
  Speaker 8: Luckily the patriots advanced to three and.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: Two so who'd you guys beat this weekend.
• 49:03
  Speaker 8: The raiders no way you got the raiders was a
• 49:06
  Speaker 8: big win no.
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• 50:23
  Speaker 5: You got a team?
• 50:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 50:25
  Speaker 8: Dolphins?
• 50:26
  Speaker 6: Vikings. Vikings? Really?
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: I like that.
• 50:29
  Speaker 8: It's a solid program they run over there.
• 50:31
  Speaker 6: Not bad.
• 50:32
  Speaker 8: One of the best training facilities in the league.
• 50:34
  Speaker 6: They just signed Odell Beckham Jr.
• 50:36
  Speaker 8: I just saw that.
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: I saw that.
• 50:37
  Speaker 6: What do you think of that? Love it.
• 50:40
  Speaker 8: I don't know if he's going to do much, but
• 50:41
  Speaker 8: seems like a nice guy.
• 50:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Do you think it's weird that he wears Botox as
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: a grown man?
• 50:48
  Speaker 8: I mean, look, he's earned it.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Francis, what do you think about that?
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: I didn't know that.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Odell Beckham Jr. Botox.
• 50:55
  Speaker 8: I mean, he earned it.
• 50:56
  Speaker 6: It's just like four baths. What the fuck?
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: Exactly.
• 50:59
  Speaker 6: Whatever you want to do, you do.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: This is Francis' question. Francis, do you think that it's
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: appropriate that he's drowned his face in Botox?
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: I think he's kind of this new... I don't really
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: know how to describe him.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: He's like a precursor to Caleb Williams.
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: He's kind of like... Yeah, maybe they're right. That's right, yeah.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: He doesn't quite paint his nails, but he's like a
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: footballing metrosexual.
• 51:22
  Speaker 6: What if he gets Botox for medical reasons?
• 51:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: What if Caleb Williams paints his nails for medical reasons?
• 51:28
  Speaker 8: Caleb Williams doesn't paint his nails anymore.
• 51:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no one paints their nails for medical reasons.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: No one gets Botox.
• 51:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they do. People get it for like migraines and
• 51:36
  Speaker 6: headaches and shit.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: He got it in his cheeks for the migraines. Get
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: my crow's feet for my migraines.
• 51:45
  Speaker 8: Did he really get Botox?
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: Look at him. What are you talking about? His face
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: looks like fucking glass.
• 51:51
  Speaker 8: Do you think if he knew that they were going
• 51:53
  Speaker 8: to cut him after week four that he would have
• 51:55
  Speaker 8: done that dance in week one?
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, he wouldn't have done it. But he probably
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: thought he was back for the long term.
• 52:04
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 52:05
  Speaker 8: I mean, I feel like if you're hitting that dance.
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: Why did they get rid of him, did they say?
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: They didn't.
• 52:09
  Speaker 8: I don't think he played once.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that they were playing.
• 52:12
  Speaker 8: I don't think he caught a ball.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: They were playing the young guys.
• 52:15
  Speaker 6: So why even sign him? For a practice player?
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Well, he made the roster.
• 52:18
  Speaker 8: They were probably giving him a shit ton of money.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he wasn't. They have Malik neighbors. They didn't know
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: if he was going to be healthy. He wound up
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: being healthy. They drafted Malachi Fields. There's some other young
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: guys over there.
• 52:31
  Speaker 8: Where was Odell before? Was he on the Ravens last year?
• 52:36
  Speaker 6: Was he?
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know if he was in the league last year,
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: but he was on the Ravens before that, Rams before that.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: The Giants are Francis' team.
• 52:43
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah?
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: Francis.
• 52:45
  Speaker 6: Oh. Love it.
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: He looked in here.
• 52:51
  Speaker 6: Are you really a Giants fan?
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:54
  Speaker 6: Why?
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: My whole family's from New Jersey.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: That's where they started on the Underground Railroad.
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah. By that point, it's above ground.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: It came out of there and unlocked the tunnel and
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: it kind of ascended to the ground level.
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: We moved to Maine when I was three years old.
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: So both my folks are from New Jersey and my
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: dad is a diehard Giants fan.
• 53:17
  Speaker 6: Does he like James Winston?
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: He he's really positive about whatever seems to be happening.
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: I don't know. You know, I look at the team
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: right now and I'm like, this is a ship that
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: has a thousand holes in it. And everyone's still just
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: partying on the deck because somehow we've like flopped our
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: way to three and one head of leading the NFC East.
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: But it's only a matter of time before.
• 53:45
  Speaker 6: Just like the Vikings only matter.
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: The reality sets in. I mean, I don't think that
• 53:48
  Speaker 5: this is a team that can continue to win.
• 53:51
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 53:52
  Speaker 8: You guys got a pretty solid roster.
• 53:54
  Speaker 6: Vikings?
• 53:54
  Speaker 8: Pretty complete. Well, the Giants.
• 53:57
  Speaker 6: Quarterback?
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: Our quarterback situation is a cartoon.
• 54:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah. Jameis should probably retire.
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: We've lost some pretty key players to injury.
• 54:08
  Speaker 8: When's Jackson Dark coming?
• 54:09
  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
• 54:09
  Speaker 8: He's done for the season.
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: Done for the season.
• 54:10
  Speaker 8: That's so dumb.
• 54:11
  Speaker 6: Surgery.
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: I think so.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: It's so crazy having to figure out how to not
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: be a psycho sports fan in front of your kids
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: because it would just be inappropriate if I was in
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: a bad mood for six hours after the Eagles lost
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: and my kids are running around the house all happy,
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: having no idea that sports are on. For all my
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: life leading up to that, that's how I'd act. I'd
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: be a fucking petulant child if my team lost. and
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: be in a bad mood, but you have to give
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: that up.
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: Well, this is why I don't watch sports or take
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: that much of an emotional investment in them.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: It's because I have enough things that make me that
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: way already, like going to Japan the wrong way.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: Going backwards to Japan.
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: Taking the incorrect attitude to Japan.
• 55:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I would say football, usually my day starts good,
• 55:04
  Speaker 8: and then by the end of it, it's like the
• 55:05
  Speaker 8: worst mood I've ever been in.
• 55:06
  Speaker 6: By 8 p.m., I'm furious.
• 55:10
  Speaker 8: Every Sunday.
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: Doesn't that happen a lot of days, though?
• 55:13
  Speaker 8: No, never.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: Mostly Sundays.
• 55:16
  Speaker 8: Only on Sunday.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: I bet your fucking professional athlete ass has never even
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: experienced that feeling.
• 55:21
  Speaker 6: Well, I mean, no, I'm never mad by 8 p.m.
• 55:24
  Speaker 6: on Sunday. Ever. You're asleep.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: Or like watching a team, I guess maybe Texas Tech softball.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: You say you watch them lose. You're probably fucking like,
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: Not one bit, bro.
• 55:36
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: No?
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: Is there any team outside of a team you've played
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: on that's made you upset that they, like, ruined your
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: day that they lost?
• 55:44
  Speaker 6: Nothing will make me ruin my day that I can't control. Really? Nothing.
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: You're a pretty zen guy.
• 55:50
  Speaker 6: Is that me? Zen.
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: At peace.
• 55:53
  Speaker 6: You're balanced. I mean, I get... Riled up a little bit,
• 55:57
  Speaker 6: but not over some silly shit like this.
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: The one thing that you told me, which I found,
• 56:01
  Speaker 5: this has stuck with me, is that you have a
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: deep worry about your children.
• 56:06
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah. I worry about them all.
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: And you told me, and we can cut this if
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: you don't want me to say it, but you told
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: me that nothing would make you happier than if they
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: were to live with you for the rest of your life.
• 56:15
  Speaker 6: Oh, that'd be great. They'd have to change and tweak
• 56:18
  Speaker 6: some things about their life.
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: Sure.
• 56:20
  Speaker 6: But yeah, I wouldn't mind that at all.
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: A lot of parents want their kids, you know, it's...
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: There's a little bit of a stigma about kids moving
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: back in with their parents, right?
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: You want that.
• 56:32
  Speaker 6: I'm cool with that. Yeah.
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: I like that. I thought that was really charming.
• 56:35
  Speaker 6: I'm cool with that. I wasn't trying to charm or anything. No,
• 56:38
  Speaker 6: I know. Yeah.
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: We're not like that.
• 56:40
  Speaker 6: But I just feel like, I don't know, I feel
• 56:42
  Speaker 6: like if I can touch them and see them, I
• 56:44
  Speaker 6: don't have to worry about them.
• 56:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that makes sense.
• 56:47
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a nice feeling. Just like a compound, are
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: you saying? Like you want to have or are under
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: the same exact roof. It's a roof. Yeah, under the
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: same roof?
• 56:58
  Speaker 6: Roof.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: Roof.
• 56:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: Under the same roof.
• 57:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we've been under the same roofs for 18, 20
• 57:04
  Speaker 6: years now anyway.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be great. Yeah, it's weird to think
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: about because I'm like now with my kids, I'm like, yeah,
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: I'd never want them out of my sight. That'd be
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: so awesome. But then with my parents, I'm like, oh,
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: I don't probably give them the same energy. That's why
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: I like going to London. I'm looking forward to hanging
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: out with my parents. You know that happened this past weekend.
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: Of course.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 57:23
  Speaker 8: You and your parents got to watch the Eagles lose together.
• 57:26
  Speaker 6: That didn't happen. I'm going to do it again next week.
• 57:30
  Speaker 6: They like it so much.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: It's a tradition in our household, okay? We grew up
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: losing my whole fucking life. Now we can finally win
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: a little bit. I can go back to losing.
• 57:39
  Speaker 8: Don't you think it's weird, though, that the Eagles are
• 57:41
  Speaker 8: so bad now, but the Chiefs are still so good?
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Because I have Andy Reid, former coach of the Eagles, bro.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: He runs deep in that. Anything for Big Red. We
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: root for Andy in our house.
• 57:51
  Speaker 6: He got nothing to do with Patrick Mahomes.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: No, it's all Andy.
• 57:54
  Speaker 6: All Andy.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: Andy would win with anybody, bro. How about you guys?
• 57:58
  Speaker 6: What do you mean?
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: He went to five NFC Championship games with us.
• 58:01
  Speaker 8: Did he win any?
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: Two of them. Or one of them.
• 58:05
  Speaker 6: One of them.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: And then we lost to the Patriots in the Super Bowl.
• 58:07
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
• 58:08
  Speaker 8: That's humiliating.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: You weren't a lot. It was 2004. You were two
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: years old fucking rolling around.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: Three.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Not in January. Dumbass. Dumbass. God doesn't even know his
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: own birthday. Yeah. You morally decrepit dumbass. I'm about to
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: have to get them presents in London because Francis got
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: such a nice presence in Japan. I'm already really stressing
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: over it. I'm like looking up how much that L.L.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Bean sweatshirt costs. So I hit a price point that's
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: a little bit higher than what Francis paid. I just
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: want to spend a little bit more than you.
• 58:39
  Speaker 6: Oh, boy.
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: Please don't. I looked up that fragrance I told you
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: about and I was like, I'm going to have to
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: take that back.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Because– No, no, tell me what it is because I
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: don't want to have to go back and look it up.
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: I'm hopeful if, I mean, you know, you can't get
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: the full bottle. I got you the 50 mil.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: Right, right, right.
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: Which is like the half size.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: I could spoil you.
• 59:00
  Speaker 8: How much is the full?
• 59:02
  Speaker 6: I don't know. What's it called again?
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: I don't even want to say.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Because i just fucking say it you.
• 59:08
  Speaker 9: Say it because i don't want him to go get
• 59:10
  Speaker 9: it i'm not gonna get it you already said it on.
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: The pod the ex nihilo uh fucking ex space n8
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: nihilo and it's the harrods exclusive.
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: Uh is this cologne yeah.
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's it. Brompton Immortals.
• 59:30
  Speaker 6: 500?
• 59:30
  Speaker 8: I thought it was going to be like $ 10, 000.
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: Oh, look, there's a different price.
• 59:34
  Speaker 6: Old Spice got like four or five different deals.
• 59:36
  Speaker 8: That's what I use too.
• 59:37
  Speaker 5: Fiji. But I bet they have a half size of
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: this that's cheaper.
• 59:41
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 59:42
  Speaker 5: That's too much money. That's why I said I would
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: Venmo you. I can't let you get.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: No, that would be so nice. I got to get
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: the Harrods and that would fit perfectly. I left some
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: space in my bag. But if I'm gifting everybody something,
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: just make it easy. What do you want?
• 59:56
  Speaker 8: I don't want anything.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: You just bought a keyboard.
• 59:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't want anything.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: Don't make me guess.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 8: Oh, no, I don't want anything.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: Don't make me guess.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 8: I'm not making you do anything.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 6: I don't want anything.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: Just make it easier on me. If I'm going to
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: spend fucking $ 465 on you, just make it.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 8: A little bit easier. You're not spending $ 400. There's nothing
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 8: I want or need. I have everything.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: Just say something, or I'm going to buy you that
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: fucking NASA jacket.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 8: I don't want the NASA jacket.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: I don't want anything.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 8: I definitely don't want any sense.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not going to bring you any sense.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 8: Not really my thing.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: You don't got no sense anyway, bro. No offense.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: It's not really my thing.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: I already know that about you, bro.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 8: No, there's really nothing I want. Maybe like a t-shirt
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 8: or something that says, like, I heart London.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 6: Like i will call it black you don't want that
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 6: one color.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah i'll do one of those.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 12: Too american flag sweater do they have any like funny
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 12: like boston tea party shirts get the union jack i'll
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 12: get you something on that jack you'd wear it right
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 12: no i don't want the fucking confederate flag on my
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 12: anything i'm wearing it's the england yeah but if it's
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 12: that easily mixed up I don't want the other one.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Basically just a different shade of blue.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 8: It's the same shit.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: It's like light blue versus dark blue.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 6: So why is it so expensive?
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 8: Because it smells so damn good.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: The brand is expensive and then they did a Harrods exclusive.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 5: Harrods is that big fancy department store in London.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 8: It's like Macy's but bigger and cooler to be honest.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 8: It's better. It's better than Macy's.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: What do you want me to bring you back? J.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: Wilson faggots?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 7: Uh.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 6: No, I'm good.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: Some frozen faggots.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 6: Oatmeal cream pies. Okay.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: Do they have them over there?
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 6: I'm not sure.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 8: I'll do some oatmeal cream pies, too, if you're going
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 8: to make an order.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: Well, pick. Do you want the Union Jack sweater, or
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: do you want the oatmeal cream pies?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 8: I'd much rather have oatmeal cream pies. What are they,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 8: Little Susie's?
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah. Little Debbie's?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 8: Little Debbie's, yeah.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: No, they're an American import. You can get them here.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but we want them in London.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: They don't have them.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 8: They don't have a London- They'll sell them in London.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: They don't have a British version one.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 8: We don't need the British version. We want the American version.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 6: Exactly. It's like, I don't want fucking... Wagyu beef. No.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: Chopstick.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 6: Or a fork. Yeah.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 8: Why don't you bring me and J. Will Beck 10
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 8: pieces of nuggets from McDonald's and some little Debbie's oatmeal cream.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 6: There we go.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 5: I got a suggestion, Ron, for Harry. Because I've thought
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: about this before. You could get him a nice newsboy cap.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: From some cool.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: British brand Because when he dresses up He wears a
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: newsboy cap.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 9: Occasionally I think it's cool I'm not making fun at
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 9: all Whenever you sell the evening edition you wear it
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 9: too Whenever you hit him with the extra extra Read
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 9: all about it You're also always wearing the newsboy cap.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: Two gun down In Times Square shooting Read all about it.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 5: Would be parliament bomber set to hang.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Fire in the old textile factory read all about it.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 8: Maybe like some like uh like a maybe a book
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 8: about like jack the ripper oh okay that could be
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 8: fun that'll be good but it's.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: Got to be a 500 book well now you're talking
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 5: about a gigantic coffee book that he's gonna have to
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: bring home in his suitcase which is a it's a
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: lot to ask yeah.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 8: A volume i do have room for it milliliters.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: I budgeted room for this big volume in the suitcase.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what to fucking wear.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 5: You like cigars. Not like that.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: How about a Churchill?
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: I was going to say, bring him a couple Churchills.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 5: I'll take them.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that works.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: Would you? Yeah. If I brought you three Churchills? So
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't smoke them with us?
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: Hell no.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: If it was my gift to you, you wouldn't smoke
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: them with me?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: No, I would. The key to buying gifts for Harry
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: is you just have to know that whatever you're getting
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: him is going straight into the pile.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: Cigars, fucking flags. Cash.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: Doesn't matter.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, cash.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: He has like a disdain for any gift, even if
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: it's useful.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: Correct.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: I just got him that keyboard and he shoved it
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: into his backpack. That's not true at all.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 8: I bought that myself.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: It's not in your backpack?
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 8: I bought that keyboard myself.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 5: I heard that on Christmas Day, Harry does not show
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 5: face until 6 p.m. At which point, all of the
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: family's gifts have been opened, and his are just in
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: a pile in the corner for him to open once
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: it's dark out.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so everybody can watch him. So everybody can focus.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 8: Creamy clicks.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 6: I'm like a virgin when it comes to a keyboard
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 6: like that.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 8: Very creamy.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: You want to get a taste? You never had a
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: typing class?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 8: Give Francis a taste. Well, come on. Don't be doing that.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 8: It's expensive.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 5: How much?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 8: What does a keyboard cost? That was like 80 bucks.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 8: Yeah, not that bad.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: You just said it was expensive.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 8: And then I said, actually, it wasn't that much.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: Francis, what's your opinion on Winston Churchill, the man? Because
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: Charlie Kirk said he's the greatest man of the 20th century.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that's a pretty common... Charlie said that?
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: Kirk said that?
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 5: I mean, you know, he's the guy. It doesn't seem...
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: Come on. I haven't begun my, like, Churchill phase of life.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: I haven't... That hasn't found me yet. I think that's
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: another couple years, right? I've been doing World War I.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You're still an Archduke friend for the name.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: Well, I was going to say I've been doing the
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 5: Confederate War, but that can't be true given that I
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: completely confused the British flag for the Confederate flag.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: Or that shows your opinion on World War I, who
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: the good guys were.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: There you go.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think this weekend could start my love affair
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: with Winston Churchill.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a So many books have been written about him.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 8: It did start your love affair.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, it did. And now I'm in love with him.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: And I'm going to give you the cigars on Thursday. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 8: Plumped for him.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 5: Fuck. The Last Lion. I think that was the one
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 5: that was written by the guy who did In the
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 5: Garden of Beasts, which is great.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: They said that Winston Churchill, can you look up his
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: drinking schedule? Because I'm pretty sure that he would have
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: like a... Tall glass of rum before his feet hit
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: the floor in the morning. He was like the drunkest
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: human being. 7.30, wake up, read the papers. First week
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: whiskey and soda. Just, he called it his mouthwash alongside breakfast.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: And then by 11 o'clock, he was in the garden
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: having a sip of another week whiskey. By 1 o'clock,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: it was a multi-course lunch with a full pint or
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: a bottle of champagne.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: Paul Roger champagne.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 8: Oh, my God. Sounds great.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: And a glass of cognac or brandy.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: To wash it down.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: 3.30, he had another glass of cognac followed by more
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: whiskey before bed. And then he would take a one
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: and a half hour nap at 5 o'clock before he'd
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: wake up and then have another whiskey. This is like
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: Hunter S. Thompson shit. This is fucking insane. Another pint
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: of champagne. A pint of champagne and important brandy at 8.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: And then at midnight or two o'clock, he would have
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: more fucking cognac.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 6: Legend.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 8: That's like what everyone was doing back then, though, right?
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 5: That's overkill.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 8: Sounds perfect. Sounds like he had it down to a
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 8: perfect routine. Down to exactly when he's napping at five.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: Waking up at six.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 8: And you got to keep in mind, these are weak whiskeys.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is like J.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 6: Will. J.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: Will, do your blunt schedule compared to this.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 6: I don't even know who the fuck y'all are talking about.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 6: I'm not so sure what's happening here.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 8: Are you awake up and you're smoking right when you
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 8: wake up?
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: Or do you like to ease in?
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 6: No, I get straight to it.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: Love that. J. Will doesn't really sleep.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 8: Oh really not much how many hours like y'all like
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 8: these fucking bums yeah how many hours are you getting
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 8: a night.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 6: Uh probably about five six.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: Maybe but you said you kind of do like a
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: series of naps.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah it's not like six straight ever.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: I think that's how it used.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 8: To be ever ever not even never in your.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 6: Life i'll have before yeah yeah.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah not anymore though but you gave that shit up
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: I think it used to be like you would sleep
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: for a little bit, wake up for a little bit
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: and then sleep for a little bit. I think like
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: the eight hours of sleep. I don't know. That's like
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: the industrial revolution or some shit like that.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 6: I could used to sleep like these guys.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 6: Not anymore.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 8: That was before you got your life together.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 6: Right. Yeah. Right.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: Now that weed is no longer a problem in the NBA. Right.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 6: I don't think it is. No.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: I mean, guys are very open about it. KD is.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 5: Perpetually high. Um, And is open about that.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 6: Yes, yes, yes.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you giggling at? Is there
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 5: a guy who has a reputation in the NBA as
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 5: being like the best weed guy?
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 6: Like what do you mean the best weed guy?
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 5: Like the highest? The guy who can smoke the most.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: Like the Snoop Dogg or the Wiz Khalifa of the NBA.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know who that would be. I'm not sure.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 6: I'm never.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 5: J.R.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 8: Smith.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 6: I'm never.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 8: There we go.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 8: I feel like that would be scary.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 6: It was like... To what?
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: 20,000 people watching? Yeah, out on the court just.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 8: Fucking high as shit. I mean, he's not like... That's
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 8: not like he took a little edible. That's like he
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 8: hit the bong.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 6: I don't... He hit the glass. I don't know how
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 6: he could still be that high during the game, though.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 6: I don't understand that.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 8: He might have re-upped at halftime.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 6: That's not marijuana, I don't think. Can't be.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: I remember... Did you ever see that Netflix special of Earthquake?
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 8: No, no.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 5: It was really good.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 6: The comedian?
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah. It was produced by Chappelle. And Chappelle, before
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 5: it began, did sort of a preamble about it. He's
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 5: on stage introducing Earthquake. Or it was like in a
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: different room. And he's like, the first time I met
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 5: this guy was in a green room for comedy. And
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 5: he was rolling up blunts one after another like a master.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 6: Earthquake.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what Chappelle said. And that stuck with me.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: Was that someone who could just one after another smoke
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: blunt after blunt. that's seen as a sign of mastery.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 8: Well, at a certain point, you're not really getting any higher.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 6: That's what I think.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 8: Kind of just neutral.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 6: Just like Buddy wasn't getting drunk no more. He was
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 6: already where he needed to be.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah, because he was just where he was at 7 a.m.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 5: Maintained, yeah.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: He was worried about getting sober.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: He's worried about not being drunk.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: He's not getting more drunk.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 6: Might just be more of a habit. Yeah. Just used
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 6: to drinking all day. Right. Yeah.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: People do say that, like, that was like a root song,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: like talking about master your high. People do– you are
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: supposed to master your high. But I don't think that's
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: being a master of rolling joints. I think that's just
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: being in control. Not being a spaz when you get
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: high as fuck. Not letting your thoughts run away with
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: you and watching yourself in the mirror from two inches
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: away for 45 minutes straight thinking about something that happened
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: in middle school.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 8: I mean I feel like this just comes from people
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 8: like– I feel like people when they smoke weed for
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 8: like the first time, they smoke weed like they– like
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 8: if you go out drinking with people that drink a lot,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 8: You're not going to try to keep up drinking with
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 8: those people. You know what I mean? Like if you
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 8: went out– if I went out– I haven't drank in
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 8: a while. If I went out with Shane, I'm not
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 8: going to be drinking the same amount of beers as Shane.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 8: But like if you went and smoked weed with someone,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 8: you just smoke– people smoke weed like it's the– like
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 8: they smoke weed all the time. Every time. And then
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 8: they get like absurdly high.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 8: And they're like, oh my god, I hate weed. And
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 8: it's like, well, you just smoked the amount that you
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 8: smoke and you've never smoked weed before.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 8: I feel like people are just constantly overdosing.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're putting like 450 pounds on the bar trying
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: to bench press it.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 8: And then they're confused why they're anxious. And it's like, well,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 8: you just took a fucking hero dose.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a nasty feeling. But I think J. Will
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: had to be up there. I don't know if that's
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: nasty to say of me, but you have to be
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: up there in one of the Snoop Dogg of the NBA.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 5: You're a master of it.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 6: Well, I appreciate that.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: Don't you think?
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 6: I don't know. I'm an accountant.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah which makes it even cooler you know you're not
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: competing with anybody there probably is someone in.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 8: The nba that is counting right for sure and like
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 8: i've well i've been high way more times than you've
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 8: been high for games just getting in weird arguments i.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 6: Just don't know how anybody could i don't know anybody
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 6: could be high during a game no i have no
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 6: idea unless they're smoking you.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: Never played like pickup football high or like some shit
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: like that you never played any sport.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 6: High It's probably safe to say that I've done everything
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 6: in life.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 8: High at one time in my life.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 6: But, like, the game starts at 7, you've got to
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 6: be at the gym at 4.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're just saying there's no place to do it.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 6: Like, yeah, how would you still be high?
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 5: That's true.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: The half-life of marijuana is only about two hours. You
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: only get high, you know what I mean? You don't
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: get high for more than two hours. You smoke weed,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: you'll be on high in two hours.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 6: I don't know. Never let it get to that.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: Never find out. Never hope to find out.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: Just slip into a bathtub.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 8: That's right.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: The Coca-Cola offsets the... There you go. Offsets the weed,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: gives you a little bit of a buzz.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 6: By the time you get out of the tub, roll
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 6: one up. Right.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: A friend of mine was talking about his friend that
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: worked at maybe an Amazon warehouse, and he would pour
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: Bud Light and... an energy drink into the same, uh,
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: like Stanley cup and go to work.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: Is that what the story was? Energy drink and a
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: beer mixed together.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Together.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: It's like having a Coca-Cola and a blunt, you know,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: it is not.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 8: Significantly worse. I can't imagine like the taste of an
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 8: energy drink mixing with a beer. It's got to just
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 8: be terrible.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: I wonder what wins. I bet the energy drink wins
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: over the beer.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 8: Beer has got a really strong taste. That's why you
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 8: can taste it when you have pulled pork and shit.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 8: You get the alcohol taste. It doesn't go away. It's
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 8: hard to mask.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: Well, if you have a really light beer.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 8: I think you would have an easier time masking the
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 8: taste of hard alcohol than you would a beer.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 5: I respectfully disagree.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 8: We'll have to test it out.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: How are you going to test it out with your
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: sober ass?
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 8: I'll have to get on sober.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: Let's take a science.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 8: I'm going to drink again just for this experiment.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: You're going to eat it in pulled pork.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 8: It's probably not the best way to come back to
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 8: drinking with an energy drink.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: Energy drink.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 6: Energy beer.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: Energy beer in my sandwich. That is going to be fantastic.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 6: God damn.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: Francis, when are you going to get out on the
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: links with J.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 10: Will?
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we got to do that. We've been trying to
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 5: make that happen.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: It's going to be in Florida. It's going to be
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: in Florida in November.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 6: Let's do it.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 5: Sounds good. November it is. We can't talk about it,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 5: but J. Will and I were both participants in the
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 5: Internet Invitational.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: When does that come out?
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 5: I would think that'll come out in like a month maybe.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 5: I don't know exactly.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 6: I'm thinking November.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: November, so perfect time for you guys to golf together.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you guys could do a little watch-along while you're golfing.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 8: Break down the internet invitation while you're playing.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, like a shot-for-shot recreation or something like that.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 5: Oh, like a viewing party with weed.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 6: Sure.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 5: A smoke-along. Sure, yeah.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 6: As long as you come and mix the energy drink
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 6: with the beer.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I'm down.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 5: He's a big weed guy too, though.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 8: Not as much as I am energy drink and beer.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: It took me a full year and a half of
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: the podcast of constantly hitting the fact that he is
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: a big weed guy for him to finally come to terms.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 6: And admit that he's... Are you trying to keep it
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 6: from folks?
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 8: I'm just not like... I'm not keeping score.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 5: Somewhere along the line, you started volunteering it.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: You started keeping score. You pulled out your little Baseball
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: scorecard and you started notching down every time that you
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: hit a doobie.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 8: It doesn't sound like me.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: Every time you hit the glass.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 8: It sounds like you guys are doobie watching.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: Don't doobie watch.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 6: Because they're sleeping all day. Exactly. They're trying to bring
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 6: us down.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 8: They're trying to bring us down to that level.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 5: I'm just saying I should have been less aggressive in
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 5: saying all that because you came to it on your own.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 5: And it's like maybe if I had done that less,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 5: you would have– Been honest about coming out.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 6: Right, exactly. Sooner.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe. Miss New Doobie.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: So looking forward to watching you guys do that. Looking
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: forward to your guys' game. And J. Will, thanks for
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: coming on, bro. That shit was sick.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 8: I'm going to be in Columbus this weekend, so please
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 8: buy tickets to that.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 6: See you then. Buy two. Fuck one. Buy two. Yeah,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 6: buy two. Buy two. Fuck, bro.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 8: Bring someone.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 6: Bring a joint.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 8: And bring some weed. Yeah, bring some weed.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah. All right.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 8: We'll see you guys on Thursday.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 6: Goodbye.