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Episode 40 NFL Week 7 Review, Wams vs Waiders, Mahomes gets Darksided · Los Pickups Podcast

• Los Pickups Main: No. Yes you did. Tell me. Because then we went on a deep dive on your your band picks. Yeah. When you were slimmer. Skinny. Yeah. I know I'm chunky now things. When you needed to gain weight. Thanks for they reminded me on. No, you needed to gain they remind me of a fast sack of shit. Yo, welcome and tuning in to Los Pickups. Thank you guys so much for tuning back in to Los Pickups podcast, giving you your weekly dose of degenerisms, tizms, tiggle biddies, and everything in betweenies. We got lots of good stuff to to to go over today. My nipples are hard. Riley's nipples are hard. And Oslan is the reason. You guys wanna expand on that real fast before we do a little deep dive? I don't like to expand, I like to let them let their minds expand. But he expanded inside O'Reilly. Now, so it's week seven in the NFL season. Lots of good stuff has happened. It's recording. Yep. And it's recording. It's recording this time. Call back to last week's episode where homeboy accidentally. Accidentally, so don't y'all come for his head. Forgot to press record. And yes, we actually went into about an hour and forty five minutes of material that no one's ever gonna hear. No, I I just didn't want to talk about baseball anymore, so I purposely didn't record. And that's his story and we're sticking to it. Alright. week seven, NFL season, lots of good shit happening. some eye opening shit, okay. today in the world of s of the NFL. Today's the twenty seventh. Tuesday the twenty seventh. A couple big trades that happened that might shake up the league a little bit. Some overreactions, some okay, bro, that's a great move, but does it really move the needle? But we're gonna find out here shortly and give you guys our two cents. As I said before, week seven. Good shit happening. dude, let's just get right into it. Thursday's game last week. It was the honor and my pleasure of watching the Bears play the Patriots. One of the two Super Bowl teams from last year. Big test. Lot big ass storyline going into the game itself. You have the number one overall pick and the number three overall pick from the 2024 draft. Lots of questions surrounding both of them. and I think a lot of doubters, naysayers, and pl straight-up haters have put a lot of those comments and thoughts to rest, in my humble opinion. Now, the game itself did not disappoint. great game, great matchup all together, final score, Chicago! Thirty, New England, twenty four. Came down to the wire. Lots of I would consider this a statement game for my boys, especially because and we'll get to this later, the Bears actually have another Super Bowl matchup from last year against the Seattle Seahawks on prime time on Monday Night Football next week. Right. my god, it's gonna be so good. I might freaking out, but we'll cross that bridge when we get there. So live reaction? Hell no, bro. Hell no, bro. That that shit's gonna be bad, bro. But it could be either really good or really bad, and I'm really hoping it's really good. Could be really good? Really, really, really, really good. Or it could be really bad. But just kinda going over the place or not place stats for the Bears Patriots matchup. I no, I keep I I keep looking at the fucking laptop and the phone's over there. The camera. my bad. The camera this is over there. It's our highly Studio production. Before we get any further, I just want to give a quick shout out to the mad scientist himself, Aslam, for actually MacGyvering this shit. This entire setup that you guys are privileged to see today is all thanks to the man in red. The the gang gang banger Niner gang. How does how do you say it? Bang bang niner gang. Bang banger gang. It's fucking what too close. Y'all y'all are fucking me up. So funny. Anyway, shout out to the mass. So thank you so much, bro. Honestly, I the more I realize or pay attention to like how this setup has come to be, your vision is actually really cool. Considering, you know, let's be real, we're starting out and we're balling on the budget and honestly, bro, it's I I couldn't have asked for anything better. So thank you for bringing bro for bringing your vision and our dream to life. So this is awesome. For sure, man. It's kinda crazy that like I think when we added it up it actually like amounted five hundred bucks over time. Which just goes to show that it we did spend five hundred dollars of our own money just to get this off the ground and it was little by little if you look at original like shit, you know. the the first few cameras it's like we're still trying to find our vibe and stuff. And so I've dimly lift the lights. It's little by little. But I guess what I'm trying say is like it makes sense why the motherfuckers are spending like five grand on a podcast studio space. Yeah. That we were discussing to drop all at once, but I did have to rein in the crew a little little bit 'cause I think that we can make gradual steps and humble beginnings. Yeah. Create big things. And we're gonna get to El Dorado one way or another, folks. Trust I looked over there again. Fuck me. but I'm looking at you guys. And also quick shout out to the man who keeps us all grounded and also kinda sends us off the rails from time to time. But he is the ultimate glue guy. Raider Nation himself, Riley. Thank you, sir. We're thirty plus episodes into this shindig and and we've only got a thousand more to go, God willing. I think this is thirty nine. Thirty nine? it's actually twenty nine, but anyways, for all you new girl fans. But no dude, it's been fun bro, honestly. Shout out to the host with the hostess with the most beautiful voice. And the beautiful voice, the driver of conversation, the dr he drives us crazy and he drives the conversations, you know what I'm saying? So I just wanna grind on him. And we appreciate him and we love him and those two weeks while he was gone you can tell that there was a void. the episode that Riley was gone, you could tell that there's a void, so it's a perfect harmony between us three. Remember the three pillars. We are the Holy Ghost, Jesus Christ, and God. I'll let you decide who's who. He's definitely the Holy Spirit though. I'm either Jesus Christ or God. He's referring to the Holy Trinity for you spiritual folks out there. I think specifically Trinity. Yeah. Blasphemy aside You guys so much. Now, let's get back to the game itself. Again, Chicago 30, New England 24. I gotta give credit where credit is due. Earlier in the year, and even at the end of the year, I was shitting on Drake Main big time. Now, mind you, my boys did hit Drake on Drake with the with the I'm saying where he's at. Where he at the Where he at After his ass got picked off, but that's another conversation. Anyway, so he did have a great game though. And he started off the season really rocky, basically proving me right, you know, 'cause I know ball. But the last four games themselves, dudes got twelve touchdowns and two interceptions. Like It's holy shit. My man is bawling out. I he he he heard me. He took what I said and took that shit to heart and started bawling out. Probably doesn't know who I exist. I exist. But that's beside the point. So great game. two touchdowns. He did throw pick, like I said, he had three three hundred and twenty one yards th through the air. Dude balled out. On the ground, not really much happening as a team. We only gave up seventy yards to New England s to New England as a as a whole team. we had a really dumbass play to end the first half to Ramondre Stevenson, which made things a little bit closer to finish the first half than we would like to. Probably ended up making it more of a game th than it probably should have been. Gave give exactly, give life heading into halftime. But overall, like I said, it can't the game itself did not disappoint. It was Haymaker after haymaker. heavyweight bout and no. I'm just glad we came out on top. This is one of those games for sure that you you hope and want your team to come out with with with the victory on this one. shout out To the Iceman himself. You know what I'm saying? Back to back, 300 plus passing yard games from Caleb Williams. Mr. Fingernails himself. It's Chicago every over everybody. You know what I'm saying? Two touchdowns. extending plays with his with with with his with his feed and his feed. With his feet. and making things happen. Dude, we kind of touched on it a little bit last time. The Chicago offense is a whole nother beast with with him r at the helm. Yeah. Temper Pedic Shoes and All. Tempered Pedic Shoes and Aw. Shout out Caddox? Is that the name of the brand? Something like that. Something like that. Yeah. Should have given the ball to Roshan Johnson after I picked him up this fantasy, but you know. It is what it is. Yeah, you only got two carries, buddy. Sorry. Really good primetime game though. A lot of times they're you know, middle of the season. I saw the highlights. It was good. you didn't watch the game. Usually Usually with a cousins middle of the year match. Mid middle of the year you start getting, you know, some stunk some skunkers before prime time. For sure. Especially on a Thursday. Yeah. This is not one of so thank you to the Bears. Thank you to the Pats. Especially thank you for the Pats for choking. Love to see it. It's a good thing to see it, not gonna lie. A shout out to DeAndre Swift, seventy eight yards on the ground and a tutty. Luther Burden, bro. You wanna talk about a b big time player bro? Emergent. Only four catches, but a hundred and thirty yards and a beautiful tutty bro. All in the first half Who does that? That was all of his targets. He had four targets. Four targets, four catches. Talk about efficiency. Hey, Colston Loveland. He's alive and well. Back to back games with a tutty. Yeah. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah. I was getting to that. I bet. but he's you're right. You're absolutely right. Hometown dude went to Notre Dame, Colkomet. n unfortunately he had a non non contact injury right before the half. I thought it was contact. It was not it was non contact. lunch it. But it's basically We haven't confirmed quite yet, but it's been confirmed. We ha it hasn't been confirmed what the injury is, but it has been confirmed that he's out for the rest of the year. And you hate to see that because he's one of our longest tenured, if not the longest tenured Chicago Bear right now. And you wanna go ahead and actually see somebody like that play when they're winning. Yeah. and mind you, we had we had a year where he got to experience the highs of of a winning team last year, but you don't want to see that cut short. Especially because you never know what happens from one year to the next, right? Yeah. but hey man, Co Kamet. with you big dog. We'll be here when you get back. Speedy recovery and and a real successful com recovery, man. damn it's just part of part of the game. Injuries are gonna happen regardless. And yeah, let's just bounce back. That shit fucking sucks, man. Bear down. but no man, gives me a lot of hope, a lot of promise. mentioned it earlier. Bears gonna be facing off against the other half of the Super Bowl from last year against Seattle on prime time next Monday. past the first test. and this is gonna be to me the real test because this is a Super Bowl winner and who basically punked New England during the Super Bowl. Last year. So if we go toe to toe with these guys and come out on top, I think everybody else needs to. Well, we'll get on the predictions. We'll get in on the predictions that's still still to come. But excellent. Bear down, baby. Chicago over everybody. Next game on the docket. We got Steelers Saints. this game was in Paris? Right? Petty. Petty. Petty. You know, shout out to my friend's great-great-grandfather. Si vous play. everything? What? I don't know. Okay. If you guys wanna cheese omelet? Sure. I'm good. Okay. Alright, cool. Steer Steelers thanks. interesting game. I think it wait on yeah, interesting game, Paris game. Steelers sixteen, New Orleans ten. Not exactly a a shootout, but I think it was a gritty game overall. not a lot of not a lot of firepower. other than Jalen Warren for Pittsburgh, he had a hundred and one yards on the ground on eighteen carries. that you can't mu ask much more out out of your starting tailback from that, honestly. Yeah. Rogers pretty good good game, I guess. he played a decent, efficient game. Didn't have an interception. He had a s touchdown, I guess. Two hundred and twelve yards, nineteen for three. ninety-five passing rating. Rico Dattle, pretty good. nine carries, forty one yards, and also six receptions for forty-five yards. Total of eighty six yards. Pretty good, pretty good. Pretty good, pretty good. DK Metcalf, Leading in reception yards, but it it seems like it was a ground and pound game. Alright, guy. We're not gonna talk about some dude who got fifty six yards on two receptions. So this was a Steelers fucking Steelers grindburg last game. Yep. kudos to the Saints 'cause I feel like they're in every game that they are No, I just no, please keep going. I just you really just called him on the shit. It's like bro, two catches, bro. Hey, look on the next thing, bro, so you can tell him shut the fuck up too. Yeah. Alright, go ahead. no shout out to Saints. I feel like they've been in every game this year, which is like it just goes there's always a team that's always in these like one possession one score games that they always lose and then the next year or two they figure it out like the Steelers a few the Lions a few years ago. Right. Right. When Mike Campbell was first popping out there. So, yeah, just not going their way. But I think Aaron Rodgers is just, continuing with his veteran savviness, dude. In order to win the game, he scrambled and got the first down to steal the deal. So he's doing it. Yeah, thanks. Yeah. So there wasn't it be between him and I guess fucking what's that guy? Mike McCarthy. I guess he can coach football. or at least He lets fucking Aaron Rodgers write a two E his his coaching book. That actually makes a lot more sense 'cause McCarthy didn't do shit in Dallas. And yeah, I don't think Mc and I he I thought he did shit in in Green Bay. Without Rogers. Yeah. I mean yeah, I mean Aaron Rodgers was has been frustrated. I don't know if you guys saw him last week, but he was fucking frustrated with the play calling by McCarthy. Right. And w and I think people were reading his lips and Mike McCarthy was saying what a What a fucking asshole. But that's just their dynamic. And he's just a fucking grumpy old man at this point. Any dude who's his age is a fucking asshole. Nah, dude, but I feel like that's been the motherfuckers MO. No, like I'm not I'm not talking shit, but that's kinda been who he is since forever. And to to his credit, it's fucking worked. He he's he's had success essentially everywhere he goes. Yeah, his fantastic nine and eight seasons. But my but I'm talking about like either way it's he's been a like a what, top five, top ten quarterback for the last what, twenty years now? Going on twenty years? I wanna say top ten, but upper upper half league. Really? Yeah, I wouldn't say top ten. You you you can say that like Definitiv over the past five years I don't think Rogers has been top ten. Fair? Yeah. I think he's serviceable and I think he's savvy enough to win you games. I still think he has enough juice to like make a difference for these teams, especially like with the Steelers. But I do think he was he's going to depend on on defenses. Hm. And he will get you just enough points. Aaron Rodgers, you're a fucking fake. Alright, cool. Moving on. man, he's hard as Steve. I mean with all their defensive acquisitions in the off season it's been crazy. With Patrick Queen, Jalen Ramsey, Sante Samuel, Jamel Dean, Brisker from US. I mean the record reflects it. They're five and two, so you know, they're making noise out on the AFC. Yeah. yeah. Their defense is for real. It's 'cause they make people play at their level. They make people stoop down to that grindy game. They they muck up the game. They play they play grimy, ugly football. They make you play that that type of football and it's a war of attrition. You either got it or you don't. You the balls to beat. Beat and rough up physically and all that. Or you don't. True. You know? True. So, with that being said, I do want to get this game over with. Sure. Yeah. also just gonna get this out there real quick, last thing I'll say about this game, New Orleans, seventeen carries and eighteen yards total. Yikes. Cool. Moving on. Bengals Ravens. Okay, I think in our predictions last week, I had said Bengals over Baltimore. Are you not looking at ESPN? Yeah. I have over here. I'm going in order. I am on the website. I meant to cap. I wanted to get over the San Francisco Falcons. That's what I have here next. San Francisco Falcons? Uh-huh. Culver. you wanna go over th them now? Yes. Okay. Because it sucked. Okay. my bad I forgot, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, we'll get back to the Baltimore Cincinnati game. But San Francisco, Atlanta. go ahead, man. This is this is on you. I'm gonna start off by saying We played Monday night football and then flew to London and played at ten in the morning on Sunday. I'm not making excuses. That's just the fact of the matter. That's not a recipe for success. There's only so much you can do, I think. Also, we have let's see, George Kittle, Christian McCaffrey, Ricky Pearsall, Deshaun Stribling, Debo, Mike Evans, and DeMarcus Robinson. We didn't have DeMarcus Robinson, Debo, Mike Evans, Shribling, or Pearsall because our whole wide receiver room is not even third stringers. They're fifth stringers that we're working with right now. I'm a little disappointed in Brandon Cooks and Christian Kirk. Their contributions to this game were minimal. I don't know if that's a Brock Purdy and chemistry thing because we do do a lot of anticipation throws. I just wish that they would contribute a little bit more, be able to use their veteraness. I still I still see I still see that Brandon Cooks is super. Speedy. I know that Christian Kirk still has the juice. I'm actually gonna play blame this loss on Kyle Shanahan. Kyle Shanahan is too in his own fucking head when it comes to game planning, and when shit's not going our way, he doesn't fucking budge. Now This is a narrative that's been spun in the NFL. It's been I think Aaron Rodgers has said it before that there are no halftime adjustments. Like people just go, the coaches go kinda talk to themselves. The players just kinda chill out and get ready. You know, maybe switch the jerseys and change their pants because they're fucking sweaty as fuck. Yeah. But there's like no rah rah coming out. Time motivation. Yeah, no, it's not like that. You just that's the game plan. The coaches go and they talk to themselves and maybe adjust their game planning. But there are no adjustments made. Cal Shanahan is a mad genius. And the way that he's gonna get you is like in boxing, right? Some people come in and they establish the jab. The jab is what you want to establish when you want to start working off the jab. The jab is the left hand going out and you use it to measure your opponent and you use it because you can work off the jab. You can double jab, you can jab cross, you can jab hook with your left, or jab hook to the right. You start working off the jab, but you have to establish the jab. Right? Thing is, you need all your you need both of your hands in order to fucking box with the jab and work off the jab. Kyle Shanahan is dealing with a team with we have essentially one hand behind our back. This dude needs to figure out that sometimes you just gotta throw a fucking haymaker. But in boxing it doesn't make sense to just throw a random haymaker. You gotta set it up with the jab. Establish the run. Once you establish the run you got play action. Once you got play action, now you can sh to get in the shotgun or whatever, or call audibles and start working off the plays that working. Now you do counter runs and stuff like that, right? Yeah. Cal Shanahan is too in his own fucking head to just tell Brandon Cook streak down the fucking field. I have never seen a wide 49ers wide receiver just try to hit a home run. It's always gotta be off of something. It's always gotta be three plays that are strung together that if they don't if the second play doesn't work, then the third play doesn't make sense. There are a lot of words I can call Kyle Shanahan, but I don't want to edit the podcast, so I won't. Also, I mean I think there's some grace in there as well. Simply because what's your record, dude? Six and one. Okay, so while while mind you, I think I would be having the same meltdown, considering I think we can agree you guys lost to an inferior team. Mm-hmm. At the end of the day You're six and one. Kind of. I wouldn't say the Falcons are inferior. I think the Falcons are a solid team. I'm a little bummed out that Raheem Morris didn't have enough intel to get us over the hump to beat him because that was the head he was the head coach there. But all in all, yes, we are six and one going into a bye. We just traded for DeForest Buckner. That's probably gonna be the biggest news. DeForest Buckner drafted by the Niners first round pick, him and Eric Armstead. We decided to pay Eric Armstead and let Forrest Buckner walk the Forest Buckner. We call him D foam, not D Buck. and I hated it. Eric Armstead was great. He was cool. But DeForest Buckner was the producer. You'd rather have kept him Yes. Eric Armstead they kept because he was a they they said he was a disruptor. His cannonball, he lets other people produce. Right? But when you don't have the talent for the other people to produce, he's just kind of like disrupting plays but not really doing anything. Mm-hmm. You know? There's no results. Gotcha. There's no sacks. There's no actual pushing the quarterback to the ground. Right. He just jumbles up the offensive line, which is great. It's cool. But now we got DeForce Buckner back. I wouldn't mind getting Eric Armstead back from the Jaguars at this point either, if we can get him for cheap. We got DeForce Buckner for a fourth round pick. Super excited about that. Bagger Peanuts. He's gonna shore up our defensive line. He's a defensive tackle. Six seven, like two hundred and fifty pounds or some shit. so really big boy, huge wingspan, and I feel a lot better about our defensive line. Him, Nick Bosa, Grace Halton, huh? No thing of it. Grace Hawton, Keon White and Romel Height are rookie. I think everyone's really producing. I don't know what Riley's laughing about, so I'm gonna keep ignoring it. Brock Purdy. Played himself out of the MVP conversation on this one. two interceptions, one's both of them pretty fucking stupid. Actually, one really stupid on his part, trying to throw it out of bounds, but didn't throw it like up and away. He threw it to the fucking side like a fastball. But it was still close enough for a cornerback on the to make a play. So it's boneheaded Purdy, not envy purdy. You know, sometimes get boneheaded Purdy. and then one where, you know, the the Falcons guy made a good play where he it looked like he was gonna blitz. He stepped back, Brock Purdy didn't see him and kinda landed right in his hands. So with all that being said we're still six and one. we were going into the half fourteen to it was like fourteen of six. And then we fucked it up. It was fourteen twelve you guys. Going in but they made a play before that. They ran they ran down the field to score a touchdown. It was gonna be it was fourteen three. And then they made plays in the second quarter off of mistakes that we made. there was two fumbles back to back by our running backs in the second quarter. One fumble was recovered by us, swapped to the running back, that next running back fumbled the fucking ball, and then the Falcons were able to score a touchdown off that play. So we shot ourselves in the foot, Brock Purdy stat line, twenty-seven out of forty, two hundred and eighty eight yards, two interceptions. One touchdown. Christian McCaffrey was in and out of the game with a hamstring injury. that dude needed to have I hope he and we were playing in London, right? So Christian McCaffrey hopefully went up to Germany to get some more stem cells. and then to end the game, the cherry on top, George Kittle out of all people, fumbled the ball to end the game as we were driving down the national tight ends day. So it was as bad day all around in all facet facets as you can get. Eddie Pinheiro was missing extra points. our defense was letting Fucking Michael Penix looked like he was MVP. He went for three touchdowns and over two hundred yards. we didn't let B. John Robinson technically run all over us, but that's because we couldn't stop the fucking air passes. so frustrating game, but we're gonna keep our chin up. We're I think we're gonna be pretty aggressive in the trade deadline, so I'm really excited about that. let's see here. You guys see yourselves making a push for Bryant Thomas Jr. I after well, I guess we spoke about this on the on over text message. At this point, fuck Brian Thomas Jr. I want somebody who is actually good right now. I don't want somebody that I have to develop. We are all hella old. Trent Williams like thirty eight, George Kittle's over thirty, Nick Bose is like over thirty, Christian McCaffrey's over thirty. Who else? Mike Evans is over fucking thirty. Ricky Pearsall got shot and fucked up his leg. I don't know how the fuck that's gonna shake out. And Deshaun Stribling isn't gonna be until like the late playoff push. Give me a Garrett Wilson. Go get a stellar receiver if you can. Swing for the fences. Swing for the fences, fuck the picks. We're too old to give a fuck what's gonna happen in three years. This team's not gonna be here in three years. We're not gonna have Trent. We're not gonna have Nick. Let's get the Super Bowl now. Fred, this whole team deserves a Super Bowl. Yep. Because if this team does not get a Super Bowl, that's gonna be one of the biggest wastes since fucking I don't know, man. Since Colin Kabanick. Could you guys see yourself getting a push for Justin Jefferson? dead ass. It it would be a major waste since probably calling captain because w that to me, y'all should have won that Super Bowl. We should have won that Super Bowl, but I wouldn't say that that team was as star studded as I feel this team is. I hear what you're saying, but from the like we're not gonna see this team again kinda thing. Like a feel good story, especially I'm I guess I would have loved for Frank Gore to have a ring. Yeah. I I guess I'm looking at it more from a also from a from a historical standpoint, impact that's a a a social impact, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. It's like you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I get you. So I th I I I w I feel like it would have solidified how do I say this? 'Cause this is not a a social episode. But all I'm saying is I think I it would have been better in my eyes and that would have felt great for Cap had he wal got gotten that Super Bowl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we definitely don't want to happen have that happen again. we're gonna get into it, but the Seahawks just routed the Chiefs. Yeah. The Seahawks are aggressive in the trade deadline. We'll talk about that in a second. It's it's now or never. I don't wanna have to lose all these players and then retool. And wait another five years. Right. You we traded for Trent Williams. George Kittle we got lucky on. Nick Bosa was a number one draft pick. If we're fucking if we continue this, we're not getting a fucking number one draft pick again. Like that. So fucking cash in. We don't we're no fucking good at drafting in the first round anyways. Just fucking trade him. You gave three for Trey Lance and that amounted to nothing. Go get me somebody who's actually proven. That dude's still the league. Yeah, back up for the Chargers, I think. Actually. Mm-hmm. No shit. Yeah. So shout out. I hope he continues and and whatnot. But it's now or never for me. And I honestly I don't give a fuck. I trade the whole fucking farm. I I will live in a fucking mud hut for the next ten years. If we can be if we can win this year and be competitive next year. And I know Papa, you guys are also really good right now, and I wish nothing but the best for you, but you guys have like another five years. I have like two or three. With the with the core people that you guys got, you guys have five or more. I don't know what the fuck I have. It's now. So I need the two I need the two now and you guys can do whatever the fuck after. We'll we'll find out come playoff time I guess. That's all I have to say about that. You guys wanna watch it together? I don't think I don't think we play together. We'll play each other this year. No, I I think it I that's my stance on that. If we do if we do meet it's gonna be in the playoffs. I have to look at the schedule for the forty nineers. I thought we played maybe again this year. Which I really hope we don't. We play you guys. I I know you play ra I you played the Raiders. Yeah, that'd be a nice tune up. Make me feel better. Nah, we don't play in the regular season. No, George Justin Jefferson they're never gonna get rid of, dude. They're undefeated right now. Why would they do that? Yeah, honest it had had it not and honestly, bro, I mean s we're c we've we're kinda getting off topic a little bit. But like with the with the fucking Vikings, man, that shit, bro, that's a fucking fluke, bro. I'm not convinced. bro, they they've been getting lucky. They they beat us in a fucking monsoon with Caleb going down. And and they're just like I don't know, but who who have they beaten? I think the Vikings defense may have a bet have a better defense than the Seahawks. Ooh, that's a hot take. They're I think so too. And they're keeping them in they're the only reason why they're winning. Now, the fucking problem is We're saying Sam Darnold and JSN is a better combo than Kyler Murray and Justin Jefferson. That's where we're at with the NFL right now. Look at the camera right now. And t and say that again. Sam Darnold and JSN are a better fucking offense right now than Kyler Murray and Justin Jefferson, and that's a fucking problem. If it was Sam Darnold and Justin Jefferson with the vi wait. Hold on. Hold on. We've seen this before. Wait, that's familiar. Hold on. What what you goddamn fucking idiots. You already had him. You thought you fucking had something to JJ McCarthy when you traded to the fucking giants, dumbfucks. I think they're too fucking frozen in the head. Yeah? Yeah. And I don't think Vikings in general historically were all that smart. They were fucking eating shrooms and jumping off bridges and shit. Dumbasses. But they did conquer a lot of land. And they were kind of scared. I wouldn't call it conquering, it's pillaging, bro. They got what they wanted. Right, they guys. They're attacking priests who are not armed. Look at JJ McCarthy after in the fucking Giants winning overtime games. Kyler Mayor is barely able to Kyler Murray's barely able to score. I'm getting off topic. Kyler Mary can bear the feelers offensive line. Moving on. We're okay. Niners are gonna be No, keep it up, because I have a kicker. Keep it up. Niners are okay. We're six and one going into the bye. We got the Raiders after, which I'm not gonna say that the Raiders are a pushover, if especially if they play Mendoza. They that's gonna be a battle of the bay. That's historically battle of the bay. And that's never an easy fight. So I don't wanna downplay them, but I do want more trade. More, marr, more. Give me more, marr, marr. I'm done talking about the right nine. Well well we'll be we'll be we'll be back with more insight with the forty niners. now can we talk about the Bengals or Ravens? Yeah. But just making sure are we on the same page now? Yep. No, but you tell me which game you're choosing and then I'll look it up. I I I got you, buddy. I think last week when we were talking about our predictions, I had said I'm picking Cincinnati if Lamar doesn't play. Well, Lamar didn't play. And here we are. The Cincinnati Bengals beat the Ravens thirty five to thirteen. Which I kind was I was kinda surprised b only because of how the game started. yeah. Tyrone Humley had a four forty eight yard bomb to open the game to I think it was Zay Flowers, right? I mean yeah, I they shut the Bengals out the first half completely. Yeah. yeah, Zay Flowers, forty eight yard touchdown pass from Tyrone Huntley or Tyler Huntley. And and yeah it was thirteen nothing at halftime. And then Joe Cool decided to turn the burns the turn the after burner off. Trailing by thirteen in the first half. Yep. Waiting into the second half. Fourteen fourteen in the third, twenty one in the fourth. Didn't put up any more points or ravens either. Nope. I actually heard Jamar Chase gave an inspirational speech at halftime. Is that so? One of the few times that it actually worked. I guess he banded the team together. It's like hey. I guess he did it the week before and like kind of cried. And he's like, I didn't cry this time, but I told like everyone that like we had fucking give our shit together like lock the fuck in. Yeah, pretty much, which you love to see, especially with talent like Jamar Chase. And falling, thirteen and no to fucking Tyler Huntley, no disrespect. But we're talking about Joe Burrow and Jamar Chase. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I don't know. A another, if not arguably the best duo in the league. Yeah. When they're when they're on, they're fucking on and they and they proved it here. So shout out to those inspirational speeches. Absolutely. They make a difference. I'm telling you, game seven World Series Cubs Indians back Nava Guardians. shout out to my boy Jay Hay. JJ Hayword, that's a good dog. Joe Burrow, 292 yards, four titties. Four titties. Four titties. Titties. Titties. T. Higgins. Bro, T Higgins. Jesus Christ. Six. Six catches, 148 yards. And a titty. Jamar with 62 yards and a titties. It's just love that we're calling It's great. No, dude's out here doing his thing, slinging that bitch. otherwise not much going on on the other side. Derrick Henry has kind of fallen off. off to after a very hot start to year. I I'm I'm saying he fell off from a production standpoint. It's not necessarily on him. I think it's just the fact that you can't really establish a run game if your pass game ain't all that. Yeah, if you're not scaring anybody over top, nobody's you're on top. Yeah. Yeah. Give top, dude. Give top. Alright, moving on. Well that's the problem. They're not giving top. No, they're not they're not enough to They're gonna go down on you if you gotta they're gonna go down on you if you're not giving top. Yeah. So right now they're just all going down on I mean I I feel like that's the opposite. Well once you start using your brain, nothing's funny. So can we stop using our brains? my bad. No, hold on. I'm I'm over here like I'm doing the equation. But if you switch reverse. Carry the two if you if you carry the two carry the two and carry the two, do the imaginary level and then you just gonna sit down and hand it to the sixty nine power and then you're like it's like to the sixty ninth power. A equals D, capital D, Past the dick is double D. Alright, alright, sorry. Anyways. A little troubling by Lamar Jackson. You heard what his little what he was saying? No. Please enlighten us. So he was saying that he doesn't want to play. if he's not a hundred percent, which is fine. So he's busting a quiet. Under span understandable. But he's saying he's not even close to a hundred percent. And he's saying he worded it as like he's like if I can't do what I do best, I just prefer not to play. To heal up. Now, what does Lamar Jackson do best? Obviously he's a dual threat quarterback. Yeah. But if you read kinda between the lines, if we're gonna entertain this, right, and not be, this podcast shit. No, let's be real a second. It kinda feels like if he can't really run, he'd prefer not to quarterback. Whereas like Patrick Mahomes has fucked up a leg and has stood in the pocket to throw. But because Lamar Jackson can't really run the way that he likes to run or hit that speed or be as agile, he doesn't necessarily just want to be a pocket passer. Even if he might be capable of quarterbacking as a pocket passer, health wise. You know what I'm saying? This i in in your mind, this does this hurt his his stock, his I guess, reputation for lack of a better word. Coming into the league he was basically labeled a running back, right? He he wasn't a quarterback coming in, obviously all that shit got put to bed because the dude's phenomenal. We s we're talking about MVP seasons, gone to a Super Bowl, like he dudes dude was doing it, right? Fast forward to the day, he comes out and says this, like I think that that hurts him more than anything. From on multiple levels. Not just from this hard 'cause we're talking about a dude who has two MVPs or more. so it's like obviously this motherfucker's done it at a high level for a really long time. For sure. And and and I think there like we're just like everything, there are levels to this because you have the accolades and the individual wards. You've had some team success that's great. In a season where you're thinking almost Super Bowl or bust, right? And if I'm your teammate, listening to you say that it's kinda like Yeah. So then what the fuck am I doing? Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? So he he said that playing through severe injuries injuries previously made him feel ineffective and dumb. When he could not play to his full capabilities or move naturally, he felt like a statue. Which is interesting. Because it's like you came into the leagues trying to prove your quarterback Exactly. The position has evolved. You know, there's a lot more movement, scrambling and all that. Yeah. But the greats still were pocket passers. And that's still a thing. For sure. And he has a hell of an arm. And I and I completely agree. The thing is like like I it was you. It was you who said it not too long ago. Quarterbacks these days, they're kinda fucking dumb. But because they they don't play with their heads anymore. They're they're they're relying too much on whatever's coming into the headset. They think that their mobility makes them virtually untouchable, which clearly they're not. then not to toot my own horn or or our our own horn in the Chicago Bears. Case Keenan comes in, that motherfucker ain't mobile. He's thirty-eight. He's never been mobile. Yeah. Comes in, does his thing and tears up a Philadelphia defense who is two years removed from a Super Bowl. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? So again, back to my my question with him saying that right now, I think it does him more harm than anything. And yes, while I do completely agree, he's got the accolades and the success to back it up. We're not talking about the past no more. We're talking about right now. Yeah. I think I don't know how a Derrick Henry takes that. And and that's a gr that's a great point. He gets traded to the team to win Super Bowl. To win a Super Bowl. And if that dude is spending millions of dollars in the off season to keep himself healthy so he can play and be available. Then my boy, what you doing? And he's like, you know, I thought we were here to win some shit. Unless he's like, nah, let me win this shit with you. Right. Yeah. Unless Lamar Jackson is trying to give Tyler Huntley like a contract somewhere else and prop him up that way. But again, we're talking about grown ass men. Yeah. Where you should be Trying to win every game. At least at a principle. Now I realize that's my glorified fan perspective on things. But you should be trying to win every game. It's not a good look because actually, dude, we're one day removed. I don't know if you guys saw any of the game last night between Dallas and and Philadelphia, which obviously we're gonna get to. Yeah. Saquon had n eleven carries. Dude was obviously limping. Yeah. Coming vac coming back from a hamstring. And they said. They were gonna eliminate him. Dude still has seventy over seventy yards on the ground, had a titty. Yeah. Yeah, and the dude's trying to get the fuck on the field help his team. And for a minute there, it looked like they was gonna win, or at least had a a a legitimate chance, yeah, because this motherfucker's running on one leg. Yeah. And he's playing for a team who just lost their star quarterback, who has not played to their standard or or or to what they were hoping this year was gonna be. Devontae was out. He's out here doing his thing, making sure helping his team win that team first mentality. Shit, my boy lived lived through the dog years with fucking with the fucking Giants. Wasted I don't know how many fucking years. Yeah. And now we again back to Lamar. And and dude, I love Lamar. I love Lamar too, which is why I like, really? But but like this this makes makes me kind of look at him a little funny. It's like, bruh, really? I mean, you can say the second half push matters. Right? as long as you get a shot in the playoffs, that's all that matters. But that's not guaranteed, bro. N exactly. There is nothing's guaranteed in any league. You can't think you can like kinda coast and then cr and then like decide to play the second half and like make a push. I get I understand he probably shouldn't have played with those severe injuries previously. Yeah. But It's seventeen games. And he and this is the last point that so we can so w so we can put w so we can put this to bed. Yeah. But and I think this is a a legitimate point, he's playing in an AFC North, which is probably the best division in that conference. Right now? Yeah. Every every team is above five hundred in that conference. And and they're not And those are the last four games for them. They play the Steelers last four games. Bro twice Steelers, Browns Steelers, Browns, Spangles and Steelers. The Ravens got the bills the Ravens got the bills on Sundays. Yeah, no. But I'm saying the Ravens are playing the Steelers twice. Gotcha. Yeah, they they they got they got the Bills this coming week, but to to your point, to finish the season they go Steelers, Browns, Bengals, Steelers. Yeah. All divisional matchups. Yeah. That's not a pushover that's that's not a cakewalk. That's actually gonna be really fun to watch. That's gonna suck if you're not at full strength, right, Lamar? That's deciding division. That's make or break. That's crazy. They should all they should make it all like that. That's insane. Yeah, it is That is insane. But we'll see. Bengals improved to four And two, Baltimore falls to four and three. It'll be interesting to see. And hopefully, hopefully, man, Lamar, like we said, we're big fans, bro. Bounce back, shake off, whatever the fuck you think you think he's the reverse. Exactly. If there if you were misquoted or like it was taken out of context, or what because a lot of that shit does happen, I'll I'll acknowledge that. But at the same time, it's kind of like, well, it's gotta come from somewhere. And we need content, so we have to talk about it. And we gotta talk shit. So here we are. Next game. Staying in the AFC North. you got the Cleveland Browns playing the Tennessee Titans. they mowed it. Close game. Closer game than I think a lot of us thought it was gonna be. Yeah. To be fair. We did all say Browns, I think. We did all say Browns. Cleveland won twenty seven to twenty four. That's a field goal difference. Cleveland improves to five and two. The I'm sorry, Tennessee fans, y'all are The gutter. One in five. I don't know who who you're gonna draft. Are you gonna draft a new QB? All the QBs suck right now. College. So I I think that's a great question. I do think I think Cam gets one more year. I think Cam gets one more year. Robert Sala is out. I don't think Robert Sala's out. I think he's out, dude. No, it's not even quarterback. I don't care. He doesn't even get to pick his own quarterback. No. That's not how that works, Riley. It's how it's worked for the Raiders. Next year will be camp last It hasn't really worked out for the Raiders. No. No, it's what exactly happened though on the Jets. He got to pick Zach, fucked up with Zack, and then he was out. He had Rogers. And then he was out. And running. there you go. He has two chances. Two quarterbacks. Yeah. So he he's he gets at least one more year. So with this game defensive coordinator. So with this game, it was twenty four twenty four up the like with two minutes left in the game. So it was decided in the final minutes. Cam Warren has been playing his a ass off the past couple of games. I don't so I'm trying to give him some credit. Yeah. The dude has been trying to play with some fire, trying to get some shit. And like he said Gonna keep it a buck, but they ask. So they weren't able to get it going. That hurts. Yeah, like you said well you you said Tony Pollard, right? No. You did not say Tony Pard. Cam Ward. Cam Ward. Cam Ward's been playing he's a make it happen. Yeah. Didn't have a touch didn't have a touchdown, threw another pick. Tony Pollard though kept this team in the game. A hundred and twenty nine yards on the ground, three titties. Three titties. Three titties, dude. Titties Tony Pollard. Tony titties did. Tony titties. Hold up! Tony T is. Tony T is. Carmel Tate, another good game from him. Shout out Casey Concepcion on the Browns. We were just talking about Shout out Casey. huh. He's I dropped him. So that doesn't feel good. That hurts. Because I saw that Boston was doing a lot better. Yeah. So I felt like he was getting played out. And then Quinshawn Judkins, also on my bench. Probably shouldn't have been. Two titties. Two titties. Two titties for Quinshawn Judkins. Three hundred and eight yards through the air, no touches. No touches. And a pick. Yeah and an inny. Hey hey, but three hundred and eight yards. Not bad. Yeah, not bad. Still still a dick though. Fair enough. Well, the Browns survive. They're five and two. Moving right along. let's get this bitch out of the way. Vikings Colts. Yeah, please. This was a boring ass game. This was a dumbass game, bro. Hey this game actually was playing. What Riley Leonard did, please. This was probably the catalyst of us getting Defoe back. It probably was. My man has some choice words after the last loss that they had. He's like, I'm tired of this shit, grandpa. I actually screenshotted. and apparently Defoe what what do you call it? He exed a trade going to the Bears because he wanted to go to the Niners. it makes sense. Yeah. No, but 'cause you were it was somebody you were keeping. I would have loved that. Yeah. yeah. Which I think opens the door for Khalil Mac for y'all. Which is why I'm actually okay about it because it makes sense. I want Khalil Mac. No, I want Khalil Mac. You have Khalil Mac. I need Khalil Mac. I need a Mac No You guys had your chance, no. I want a Mac now it's my turn. It's gonna be our season. No, you had your time, you had your time. I think you went to the playoffs with both of you guys. That wasn't our fault. Don't blame that on us. The Colts fucked us. They fucked us over, dude. The Colts fucked us over. Like what I'm saying is, since default coming back home, came back, coming back home is a shy. That's all I'm saying. Was shy home? No. He had four years with us. What do you mean? Who did he get drafted by? Me. That's home. That's home. He had more sex more successfully. More sex? He had more sex? Yes. No, you had more sex with us, dog. What are you talking about? can we just sidestep that? Cold Vikings. Cold Vikings. Riley, take it away. Since you since you were so excited to do it. But let's try to speak to so. Yeah, no, don't don't. We spend a lot of time on the other games, right? All I'm saying, bro, if you fucking tell me about the two catches Josh Downs had, I swear to God, I'm gonna smash you. Now I'm gonna talk about Shut up, we'll write colour two fields. I'm on camera and I just fucking spill all over myself. Give us a quick synopsis. Alright, Daniel Jones, what the fuck are you doing? Put Riley Leonard in. Jonathan Taylor, you're the only one fucking doing shit. Please get traded. Like this. Not not to Minnesota though. Not to Minnesota though. Even though you just played him. Go to them. Don't go to Denver, please. He's he's on the radar for the for the Broncos. Fuck them. That'd be crazy. Fuck the donkeys. I hear the br the Seahawks wanna. We got three caches for Keenan Allen. I don't think they're gonna make it make a move though. So sorry sorry to interrupt Riley. No, you're good. You're good. yeah, nothing happening with the the with the Colts. Colts suck, on Colts suck. Got that. Yep. and Vikings. They only kick field goals. They don't score titties. Kyle Murray had a titty boat? Yeah. He turned to TJ Hawkinson. TJ Hawkinson. TJ Titty. TJ Titty. TJ Titty. The only titty in the game, dude. Man, man, fuck this game. Cole. Cole Cole's a two and five. They traded the DeForest Buckner. Vikings are six and no, there's Cole Bitch. Will Rush! They just traded Quentin and Nelson too. And it's all that's right. Standout guard for them over the Seahawks. We'll talk about that in a second. But we'll get that here in a second. this bitch. Dolphins, Jets. Dude, actually an entertaining game. More entertaining than that last game. I just want to give a quick shout out to Malik Willis, bro. Good ass game. He was playing his dick off. He was on my bench. Well dude, once you lose Achan, you gotta do some Do some Do some Yeah. He beat Gino. He did beat Gino. And I'm pretty mad about it 'cause I bet on Gino to win the fucking game for once. Nah fuck. Damn. Tell him how you really feel. yo, Malik, shout out. two touchdowns through the air. a touchdown on the ground. Three touchdowns total on the offense from Malik Willis. Holly Gordon had 103 yards on the ground and a titty. Let's go. They man, they they put up the firepower to get this dub. capitalized enough on mistakes made by the Jets defense and Gino's interception. even though Gino did have 287 yards through the air, three touchdowns. Bridge. Raylan Allen, shout-out real quick with Brees Hall out. He's been a workhorse for them, 104 yards on the ground. and then also overall, I mean, the Gino did a good job spreading the ball around to his receiving core. Not much going on with that elite playmaker, that Gary Wilson, and I guess, you know, Gino isn't really like throwing it to him. But maybe Brock Prady will. We'll find out. Stay tuned. Jets, two and five. Miami, one and five. They both suck, and they don't deserve the titties. Moving on. also, Gina. Smith, you're a bitch. Okay. And on that note, Giants, Texans. Damn, dude. Brewers raised top of the eleventh. Damn. That's crazy. Tampa Bay don't want to go home or stay home quite yet. Good on them. game four of the World Series for everybody tuning in. Still 2 2, bottom of the eleventh in Tropicana Field. Tampa Way doesn't want to go home yet, but the Brewers are knocking on the door. They still want to go ahead and get that for his World Series championship. I hope you don't get it, you pieces of shit. So here we are. Giants Texans. Went into overtime. really good game. Really good game. I kinda I I mean would have felt not felt good. I say whoever won this game earned it. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Good good hard hard fought game. I don't have a d a dog in either on on either team. Texans are always in it. the Texans have always been it. They unfortunately they've been on the wrong side of the these games. but it's not like they're getting embarrassed by any means. They just don't have that. Mm-hmm. That last bit to get them over. Yeah. One more time? Ugh. I can't hear you. Ugh. That was good. Damn. Hold on. I have to go to the bathroom. so twenty-seven Giants, twenty-one Texans in overtime. I wanna give a quick shout out to JJ McCarthy simply because dude is playing his tail off, showing that hey, maybe I'm the white, right, whole white quarterback in New York, not Jackson Dart. You like that, huh? What did I say last season? JJ McCarthy is underrated. Can you say that one more time? Yes, J. J. J. J. McCarthy is what? You're speaking through your teeth. Yeah, JJ McCarthy is actually pretty decent, huh? Are you talking about JJ McCarthy or are you Jack? JJ McCarthy. Are we talking about nine? Yeah, we'd have to go back to that episode. Ye yes and no. I think JJ McCarthy has been playing some very inspired football. I'd say J. J. McCarthy was actually written off. And he wrote back. And he wrote back. But JJ wrote back. And he said, I don't like PS. This is JJ. There's not nine anymore. Yeah, yeah. I think the running back stable really did it for the Giants this game. Scatterball came in through with 124 yards, 17 carries. A lot of it came at the very end, these yards, after wearing down the team. And OT, once you like, you know, once you start running them down like that, you can only hold it back for so long. But Scatterball touchdown. Devin Singletary touched down. Tyrone Tracy Jr. Junior touchdown. Even Jameis Winston Winston got a rushing titty. Dude and then Cam Scadabo got a forty four yard rush that helped him win that game. Yeah. Yeah. Malik Neighbors even helped over here with a hundred and eleven I think could chip dinner a little bit. It's crazy because they are I I I don't know, maybe JJ McCarthy has unlocked something. I think he plays less recklessly than Jackson Dart. Yeah. And because of that, they're he I don't know. I think they got a quarterback problem. JJ McCarthy is a pocket passer. I don't know how you give it back to Jackson Dart if they they're number one in the division right now. The Giants are four two and one. If the Giants stay on top, which it's very possible because the Eagles don't have Jalen Hurts anymore. The Dallas Cowboys ha have are suffering from Asp Prescott symptoms. And then played well on the knife, but it was against the Eagles though. Against Tanner McKee, bro. Come on now. Tanner McKee went to Stanford. What what is happening against Stanford, bro? That's it, you named it all. Commanders. Yeah. I guess Commanders got a shot because they're the most like complete team since they have Jaden Daniels. They're one four and one. Yeah, but didn't have Jaden for two games. Their only win is against the Seahawks. Yeah. We did very good. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, if JJ takes him to the playoffs and they actually do damage, I don't know how you give it back to Jackson Dart. You don't. Yeah. I don't think Jackson Dart has done enough for him to keep it. He's a hell of a backup right now though. If J J if J J stays with the Gaelic? If J J takes it, Jackson Darth has the G mo as the backup. Arizona needs a quarter a quarterback. Jackson Darwin, Arizona? Yeah. Dude, ASU number one party school. Jackson Darton Aaron. No, no, that's the Khobey Bissett's team, dog. No, that's a backs team. Anyways, shout out CJ Stroud. Shout out Tank Dell. Tank Dell had a play-Did say shout out CJ Stroud? Yeah, he's been playing his ass off lately. Did you feel good saying that? I don't hate CJ Stroud. I just didn't think he was it, but he's proving me wrong. This is the part where I wish I had a replay button right here. So so I can get the snippets of you shitting on CJ Stroud. Not been on CJ Stroud, but with that being said, I wanted to give some light to Tank Dale. He hadn't played a snap since 2024 after a very, very, very gruesome, one of the worst leg injuries I'd ever seen. He actually had I'm gonna misquote it or I'm gonna pr yeah, I'm gonna butcher this. He had a very wholesome quote going into the game. Basically, he's just happy to be back, bro. He's like the fact that, like, bro, I want I I want I want to get tackled. Like I I want to get on the field. I don't care. Like that's football, dude. That's football dude. If it's a snap. I don't give a fuck. just want to play because I've been missing this shit and this is where I want to be. Yeah. And bro, especially like you said, gruesome ass injury. No one knows how he's gonna come out on the other side of that shit. Makes me want to come out. Here we are. And he's a very he was very talented. I w I was gonna be really bummed if he couldn't do it. And he's like really good friends with CJ Strat, I think, like childhood or they went to college together or some shit. But CJ Strat had two titties. Two titties. Actually, it was Marvin Harrison that went to school with CJ. Yeah. but he really likes Tink Dell. I don't know. I think they need I don't more help on the wide receivers. I mean you look over here, I don't think the Giants defense is all that good to fucking have Dalton Schultz the number one wide receiver for them. We thought without a change of scenery would be great for Marvin Harrison so far. Certified bum. Dude, he scored a touchdown. Win. He scored a touchdown during the game, his only catch. Yeah, but like one catch. And it was it was a touchdown. What do we want to say? Good, I guess. You know who also had one touchdown? Jameis Winston. Yeah, bro. So what are we talking about? Shut the fuck up. Fuck you guys. Anyways, very hard fought game. Be happy. Really fun to watch. Honestly, dare I say JJ McCarthy's kind of electric? He's fun to watch. Yeah. You didn't even watch it. I was watching my cousin's football game on my cousin's soccer game. Cousin's soccer match. And guess what? They fucking won. So fuck you guys. Hey congrats, man. Shout out to your cousin. Yeah, and she's gonna go to Western. no shit. Yeah. Good for her, dude. Yeah. Badass. It was senior night. There you go. Badass, bro. So Texas, two will drive after that. Like you mentioned, Giants four, two, and one. And they have a chance to actually run Yeah. Next game on the docket, we got Tampa Bay, Carolina. Division matchup. Return of the Baker. Dude, I didn't actually think he was gonna come back this soon. I was surprised he didn't play. He didn't do shit. I started him over Malik Willis in my Dynasty League. Well, did you see his fucking glove? Yeah. They had to give him a makeshift glove to play with the fucking dislocated ash. It was weird. He did have a teddy. Titty. Tiddy. Only sixty-four yards through the air. Only threw eleven passes. No way. Yeah, way. Him throwing sixty-four yards. Is better than Jalen Daniels, bro. That's what I'm saying. Come on, dog. That kid was doing he was playing his ass off. But bad game for the Panthers. Horrible game for the Panthers. Dude, I don't understand that game. If you would have told me that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers beat the Panthers 4-3 to 13, and Baker only had one touchdown on 64 yards passing, I would have said you're on crack. So I had well or I would have been like solid. So what happened on the ground? Well Yes, three touchdowns on the ground, two from Bucky Irving and one from Tez Johnson. Sorry, not Tez Johnson. Sean Tucker. Yeah. but I think they had all they had overall what was it? Run it back. There was a scoring there was a defensive score, excuse me. Mm-hmm. I fuck I fucked up. I did not have that ready. Yeah, the defense. Scoop and score. Fumble, recovery, four touchdown. Okay. Yeah, that score line doesn't make any sense to me still. Like, actually it kinda hurts my head trying to make this. McLaughlin, I mean, had five X. It was thirty three to six going into the second. Yeah. That's insane. And I honestly thought the Panthers were wanna come out the second half and put up some points. Because they're known to be a little ruckus like that. I will say, I thought that the Panthers were gonna win. I'm pretty sure I called the Panthers winning 'cause I didn't think Baker was gonna be back. Not that Baker did much, but if Baker's in the game, I would probably have picked the Bucks. Damn. You know? Yeah. So But yeah, just big win for the Bucks. Everything went wrong for the Panthers. Murphy's and the Bucks capitalized. A hundred percent. Divisional game. Big win for the Bucks. They improved the two and five. Still have a chance at the divis excuse me. weak as division. That was cute. So Carolina Panthers fall to three and three. in a weak division as it is. Yeah. so yeah, it's still much very much anybody's division title in the NFC South. Moving right along to Riley's second favorite team. Just kidding. The Broncos and the Cardinals. Broncos 30, Cardinals sixteen. tell us what you hate about the Broncos. For the thirty-ninth time. So the Donkeys, Bo Nicks, fifteen for twenty nine, two hundred and twenty two yards. One titty. How many yards rushing, Baba? You got 73 yards rushing. 73 yards rushing. 73 yards rushing from Bo Nicks. He had a 62 yard long 62 yard long touchdown. Longest rushing touchdown by a quarterback so far this season. Is this Bo Nicks or is this Bo Jackson? Holy shit! Do not ever fucking compare Bo Jackson to Bo Nicks ever fucking again. Because I swear to God. I swear to God. Or is this Lamar mix? Go sit in the corner. That was stupider. The Broncos. Denver Broncos. Go sit in the fucking corner and don't come back until you've written a thousand page essay saying I'm dumb for saying that. And then RJ Harvey. Two receptions. Two receptions. Hey Siri. Hey Siri. Hey Siri. Fuck the donkeys. Who are the donkeys? They're the fucking stupid ass Denver Donkeys. Nothing else. They ain't the Broncos, because they ain't shit. They can fucking fuck off and I'll piss on Fuck This is a segment in the Lowe's Pickups podcast where what we like to call Riley Hates Denver. yeah, but where was your man's Jacoby Brissett? I don't know. Tell me, what was he? I want to hear it coming from you. Yeah, what was his stat line? Jacoby Bissett, twenty seven for forty eight, two hundred and seventy two yards in a titty. And that's it. It's not his fault he don't get no help from his fucking defense, letting that white boy run all up and down that defense. Trey McBride with a hundred and eleven yards on ten receptions. Who threw him the ball? Brissett. Jacoby Brissett. I know that's crazy because Jacoby Brissett's a ass quarterback. Jacoby Brissett can throw at a tight end. Motherfucker I I could I could throw it to a tight end. Let's get out there right now. Do you know who I'm I really don't want to rupture my Achilles. You wanna throw it to my tight end? I'll put on some of my air tight end. His tight end has been waiting for you. The Broncos go to five and two, the Cardinals fall to two and five. The Broncos doing what they needed to do. Looks like McBride had a crazy hurdle though. Shout out Tight Ends Day. He was getting his tight end worked. Yeah. Fucking Tight Ends Day. What do we got next? D did that feel good? I don't know. Do you feel good like doing that? a little bit. Like are you proud of yourself? A little bit. Yeah. Okay, as long as you are, buddy. Yeah. Something like that. Next game on the docket. Well, this is a fun one. Because it's funny as fuck. Green Bay, Detroit. What the fuck? my god. What the fuck? Hey, I don't understand why. I don't sound like the asshole. I don't understand they didn't get fucking Thompson Panzi. I don't understand and you know what? I I think I've been pretty adamant. I think I my hate for the Packers may be not on par with Riley's hate for the Broncos. But but I will say, bro, I You sure about that? It wa it was it was almost laughable because like, bro, they're getting some dumbass passing the like roughing the bastard calls on this guy. Like that was kind of bullshit. And don't get me wrong, they're both division rivals. I I I I honestly I was hoping for a fucking tie. But but and I s and at one point I actually I actually thought was gonna happen. So it was Really funny calls being made. Woo The return of Josh Jacobs. and then and then it was Jared Goff throwing for two titties. Woo The return of Josh Jacobs. Jameer Gibbs, over a hundred and sixteen yards. Woo He ruined my parlay because he decided to Slide out the end time. I would have won like ninety dollars off of Benning A dollar. Damn for real? Yeah, dude, I had like a like a six hit parlay anytime titty. man. Bro, I would have felt like a god at that point. Nine receptions, 153 yards, but no titties. Woo! Woo! Jameson Williams, five receptions. Yeah, try it again, buddy. He he just gave you the script. Go ahead, try it again. No, you guys can use it. Fucking right this game went down to the wire. Kinda. It was the last couple minutes they were tied. It was they won field goal. Well, after all the woo's and after all the boo. For for a minute there it's like, hey, who's a bigger dumbass? Playing Mike LaFleur or Campbell? Mike LaFleur for sure. Obviously, 'cause they fucking Dude, I don't know how you lose when Dan Campbell goes for it on fourth down on his own fucking twenty five yard line. And fails the conversion. I think they went for it and they missed a field goal. And they missed a field goal. They went for it on the goal line as well. to score a touch like they could have gotten a field goal and they went for it. Yep. Yeah, Backershaker missed two field goals, really short field goals. I only feel bad for that kid simply because well, he's a backer, but also he's a rookie. Yeah. You know? He's getting a lot of flat. And y you know how we feel about rookies on this show. You know what I'm saying? But he got he smacked himself in the head. Do you guys see Josh Jacobs I don't I don't know if Did his in s I think he got into the touchdown. He got a touchdown but it was called back for a penalty. And he got on his knees. And he got on his knees and like prayed and then that made me feel like God was just looking at him and was like, Shut the fuck up, dude. That's kinda like when y'all ever seen South Park bigger, larger and uncut? No. Yeah. So on the opening sequence of that movie, this movie came out in nineteen ninety nine, I believe. It's South Park. Yeah. at the beginning of the movie Kenny dies. Which he does all. but he like this there's like this musical scene, he's like becoming an angel, you know, he's got a halo around his head. he's floating on his way up to heaven. He gets to the pearly gates, we got some big titty women on, like, ready to welcome in. Yeah. And then right before he crosses the threshold, he's like, actually, you're going to hell. And here comes Metallica, little boy, you're going to hell. And he goes all the way back down to hell. Yeah. Okay. So now it's basically like Dolphins praying to God, thanking him for a touchdown. Yeah, he got sent to hell by having his touchdown swimming back. Fucking example. scoring a touchdown is like seeing big titty women in heaven while you're ascending, and then going to hell is getting a penalty and having a touchdown taking back. Because you ain't shit and you don't deserve to be in this on this team. Which by the way We touched on it last week. Dude's still under investigation. He could very well not play me in the rest of the year. Yeah, yeah, once that decision comes out. Yeah. Yeah, I know. That's crazy, man. So you know, it was I think it was a weirdly entertaining game. It just had weird vibes all throughout. I mean, it's for a division game. Yeah. You know, like, it's i it was tight, it was close, tight on tight ends day. Gotta appreciate it. Packers go to four and three. Lions follow four and two. Division with you guys in there, Vikings in there, that's a tough division. For sure. Yeah. Packers follow the four and three. the Lions improve the four and two. You guys are four and three? We're five and two. You're five and two. Vikings are undefeated. Yeah. That's a tough division, man. Yeah, the Vikings don't mean shit. Well, you get two chances at him. No, one. We only get one left. And we kinda shit the bell on first one. But we're playing through a monsoon. And QB. And my boy got hurt. he got hurt. That's what it was, yeah. Yeah, but it's okay. Round two on the dock. On the wave. Alright, moving right along. Alright, baby. Let's get this out the way. Rams Raiders. I'm gonna go take a piss while you're Rams Raiders. Wham's wait is. Wham's white. Dude, that's fine. Whams white is Wham's wait as well. Dude, you're that's like Bro you do that so good. He does it so well, but this is like clockwork with him. Whenever we discuss the Raiders, he has to go take a book of this. I gotta witch you quiet on it. You gotta witch you what? I gotta witch you quiet. I had to fact check myself because Josh Jacobs did not score a touchdown, by the way. Hey man, that was good. But Raiders, Rams. I feel like this was just a blown out game to begin with. And it that happened with the fucking Patriots too. Yeah, that's a little rough. thirty five Rams, twenty one Raiders. tell tell us, bro, what what happened? Hmm. I mean we just kept falling short and not playing to our advantages when we turned the ball over. Okay. I know we turned the ball over I believe three times that game and w once we had a touchdown out of it and then we had a fumble by Kyron Williams and missed a field goal and I think that kind of just deflated you guys. Shot us away and i i it was a blown out game in the first half. they scored twenty eight points in the first half to our six. Yeah. That Sucks. and then they didn't score a touchdown until the fourth quarter, which actually depleted us because I thought we were able to come back because we made it twenty one twenty eight and then all of a sudden just fuck off at that point. But yeah, it it kinda sucks. but I don't know. I I still believe in Kirk Cousins. I don't think it's Kirk Cousins' fault that that we keep losing. I think it's a all around team and our defense. Our defense is not really stopping opponents. And our run defense is horrid. I don't understand it. Well, I mean you're not gonna win very many games when your team your defense gives up twenty eight points in the first half. No, and Karen Williams and Blake Coram both had ninety plus yards and a touchdown each. Well the Rams had something to prove. They they've lost one or two before you guys. Mm-hmm. They had something to prove they're at the bottom of the division right now. They have like probably triple the fucking the salary that you guys have right now. Yeah. My question to you is you n you're saying we need a wide receiver, we need a w wide receiver or whatever. You know, like we need this, we need that. Would you want to drip give up draft capital to get those players? I feel like you guys are in the space where you should with the new coach let him draft his people. How much how much did you shell out for Jalen Nealer who was gonna be a top ten receiver then? Just paying him. But they just paid him. He was a free agent. No, that's what I'm saying. How much y how much do you you shell out for? I think they him on the hook for like seventy mil. It was ki it was a it's a hefty contract, no? It wasn't that hefty. No, I I remember wasn't it four year, thirty million or something like that? It was it was a three year thirty five mil. Yeah yeah. That's not that bad. Yeah, yeah. Top top end wide receivers are getting paid thirty a year. Yeah. So ten a year. Manageable. Manageable but guaranteed it's it's not working. I will say de Dante Thornton Junior, who's a receiver that's been on IR for since the off season, hasn't really played and he was our draft pick last season. Our first round draft pick last season. Okay. And hasn't played a snap in a while. Nude to injury. Yeah, it Or or was it like D P coach's decision? No, it w it was like a actual injury. Okay. and he was out for a while and then he's hopefully coming back this next week. And then Jack Besch, who was actually another draft pick that we got last season, he was also s supposed to be really good. But from Spy Tech, but he's also been injured since week two. Okay. And so he he those two I think can actually help us, but I still think we need help on the receiving core. No one's g making that push over. And I think it's a full team effort, it's not just Kirk Cousins. But again, do you 'cause when it ta when you talk about it. Yeah. I don't know. You could trade right now and try to make a playoff push, but I think you guys are undermanned for a real playoff push. I feel like you guys should see what you have this year. Fight out the year the way that you have. Maybe let Mendoza start like the last third of the year. And then figure out what you really have out of him and see where you can, you know, draft some folks. But I wouldn't trade I wouldn't trade right now with what you have. No. I think you should keep continue building the team that Kubia Kubiac? Mm-hmm. Cubiac? Yeah, Cubiac. Qubiac wants. Yeah. And y because what, first year? Yeah. Why the fuck are you gonna trade all the way to your draft picks for now? Like you guys just weren't set up like I I you have to be quite completely retool the team. I mean I could see as doing a third round, fourth round for fucking Brian Thomas. Yes. But For what though? Well it's well economic well actually on the flip side you someone with potential could develop. Yeah, fair enough. You could have somebody develop alongside Mendoza. Yeah. Theoretically. Well, cause Brian Thomas, what is his second year? Third year in the league? Third year, yeah. still young. Hasn't, you know. He had a good season last season. So like it's not it's not a far fetched idea. Now, obviously Brian Thomas, does he move the needle? No. No. But it would be another weapon for your offense that's We're we're hurting on receiving. Like we're hurting on receivers. Trey Tucker is Trey Tucker and is just like a deep threat. I don't think he's the the guy to really go to. He's not he's not wide receiver one. He is he's not meant for wide receiver one. He's a complimentary wide receiver. But you said deep threat wide receiver three. But I think it's a good wide receiver class coming up. Hm. Yeah, I I I know. Which will I know that we will draft a receiver, but I just don't know who You already have Naylor. Maybe the guy from Oregon State. I feel like you'd have potential. You want Thornton, you want Naylor, you want to trade for Brian Thomas and then you want to draft a wide receiver to We don't need to trade a player for Dri Brian Thomas. We can just sign him a contract and trade him for picks in our draft. Yeah, but we're like a third and fourth round. Nah, I'm just saying, you trade for Brian Thomas, then you use your number one on probably a wide receiver. So then you have Brian Thomas, the number one draft pick, then you have Thornton who you really believe in, and then you have Naylor, who you just paid a little bit of money towards. It just seems like Yeah. It's a I thought I would see more from Naylor. it doesn't seem like Let's panic out. Let's not let's not get too crazy here. Yeah. let's feel like just looking at the rest of the schedule for the Raiders, the you got the Jets next. Yeah. the the waiters. you got the Jets next, which is a very winnable game. That is winnable. Yeah, that puts us at five hundred. After that I'm happy. You've got you you you're kinda get put through the groundlet a little bit. Again. Yeah. You got San Fran, Seattle, then Denver. but fuck bros. You guys play Seattle too? Yeah, right after you guys. Yeah. but then I'm so sorry. But then you got Cleveland and and the Chargers, also winnable games. Titans, Cardinals, winnable games. Those are four wins right there. If you somehow steal a game or two, you gotta punch his chance at a wild card spot. Yeah, I know. and Kirk Cousins is playing good ball. Like he is he's taking care of it, and he's He's had over he he had over two hundred and ninety five yards, something like that, and two touchdowns. Lind Lindenbaum Lindenbaum. I think you still need help on offense, bro. I think we yeah, we you you wouldn't it wouldn't have hurt to get another guard. Cousins isn't our running game was shit. Our running game hasn't done anything. Like for the past three seasons. Y'all could have used a Quinnen. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They traded him for like a third For for Peanuts too, bro. Dude, you're talking about a pro eight time pro bowler, future Hall of Famer, one one one's franchise for his only the best in his position. Yeah, you know. Wait and and we'll get to that here in a second 'cause I I still think it's a bit of an overreaction give everything I've fucking seeing on the online on on the online online. You saw these dumbass bandwagon things, watch out the rest of the league, you're gonna put on no notice. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah. Get a get a good running back first. Dude, that shit pisses me the fuck off, man. Riley, any final sentiments about your team? No. I mean we just need to The We're trying to put it together. We also need to s n stop falling so short in the first half. Cause I feel like when we fall far behind It's just another catch up game for us and Kirk Cousins is trying his fucking hardest every single time and it seems like our offensive line is still needs some work. Mm-hmm. but I will say this. I think overall you you're taking you you are taking a f a step forward as an organization. I think as a franchise, yes. I think you went three and new coach, new regime, new play calling, people trying to figure it out. People kinda figured it out. Now this boy needs to adjust, figure and lean on his playmakers. Lean on Jane T. Lean on Brock Bowers, lean on Mayer. Yeah. Like y you guys have you guys have playmakers. Jen T and Mike Washington like But you need a but you need to shorten the the time to throw for Yeah. I think Top of the twelfth Brewers just went three or just scored a run. Yeah, I I think we're trying to slowly develop Fernando Mendoza because Fernando. Because I mean you saw with Brock Purdy for instance, he slowly went into a role at quarterback. He was behind Jimmy Garoppolo, right? Yeah. He was behind Jimmy Garoppolo. Right. Patrick Mahomes. Bay Lance. Yeah. And Patrick Mahomes was behind Alex Smith for a whole season. Mm-hmm. Season and a half. and he he slowly went into his role and they've been successful quarterbacks for both teams. So I could see if Fernando Mendoza d doing the same thing if he just sticks it out and learns the offense, learns how to win and lose games, from a bench perspective, and look at the reactions, look at the mistakes that Kirk Cousins makes. I just am excited for the Raiders' future. I know that it's gonna take a little bit. I think It will take probably three to five years to actually do really well. And make it to the playoffs continuously. But we'll see. Or hopefully to the Super Bowl. I don't see us making the Super Bowl in the f first two seasons of Mendoza, but I was thinking two to three. I think three to five seasons to make it to the Super Bowl is more realistic for me. For my standards anyway. Three before you like actually heavyweights. Two to three for I'm saying they'll make it to the playoffs, but three to five it to make it to the Super Bowl. I think you can make playoffs sooner, bro. I'm saying make make playoffs next season. If if if maybe this year. Maybe. Like I said, a bunch of chance, man. Alright, since we talked the last forty five minutes about the fucking Raiders, let's move on. Please, please, please check. It's nine six. Just an hour and a half. It's okay. Of the Raiders. It's cool. It's very sad guys. Like hurts me. It's actually kinda noticeable whenever like these last couple of episodes we get we're doing alright. We get to the Raiders and then it's like bro I'm sorry. Any more titties on the radio. More titties I'm I'm used to it. Alright, let's talk about these motherfuckers real fast. I I I honestly would like to just kinda breeze through this just because I my utter disdain for these motherfuckers is just I don't know, it's it's getting up there with the with the level I have of hate. I don't know. I was I'm pretty happy about it. I'm sure you were. but so Sunday night primetime game. Chiefs, Seahawks. you did have your deal Ken at Walker. and did a few tragic moms. Yeah. You fucking ass, dude. So the Seahawks won the game. Dominated. W twenty to three. I think I think the the overall dominance that Seattle had wasn't expected. I think I think it was a a surprise for a lot of us. Yeah. considering, you know, I was expecting Kenneth Walker to have a revenge game and just mollywapped these motherfuckers for letting him go. And of course you failed me, Kenneth Walker, and you made these assholes look like fucking geniuses. So that being said, Patrick Mahomes is not Patrick Mahomes from five years ago. Through an interception, no titties. no titties. No titties. Kenneth Walker stifled. Fourteen carries, thirty six yards. No titties. No Nothing going through the air. Nobody had more than forty-four yards receiving for the Chiefs on the flip side. Sam Darnold threw an interception. Surprise, surprise. but he did have two hundred and fifty seven yards through the air and a titty. Emmanuel Wilson, Seattle's curtain workhorse, because you know, they don't really have a workhorse right now. A hundred yards on the ground, kudos to him. Twenty-four carries, and a titty. And a titty. And then let's just be real. The real MVP on this Seattle on this Seattle roster, Jackson Smith and Jigba, nine catches, 150 yards, and a titty. One titty. One titty. Now again, pure pure and utter d dominance from the Seahawks giving more darkness to the dark side, I guess. Can I say that? that's what they call themselves. Yeah. Queenie ass motherfuckers. yeah, no. The put on the defensive clinic, stifled these guys. Good for them. Whatever, cool. They're four and three in a dog fight kind of in their division. And I still don't think they're the best team in the division, but that's just me. Canada to Kansas City their first loss of the year. They fall to five and one. Seattle four and three. we'll see how it glows. Seattle Seahawks got the Chicago Bears coming into town on Monday, November second, primetime. Bear down. Chicago over everybody. but we alluded to it a couple times already. The Seahawks made a trade trade for Indianapolis Colts. eight time pro bowler, Quentin. Yeah. Right? Quentin Nelson. Quentin Nelson. dudes statistically the best at his position. Yeah. Like in all of football. Yep. helps out their run game. Uhhuh. Because they don't really have a run game, except for this game 'cause apparently Kansas City doesn't know how to stop the run. Uhhuh. but Otherwise Do you need another beer? Yeah I do. While you're explaining some stuff yeah. That being said, some of the overreactions online All the bullshit. the Seahawks are putting everybody on notice. we're gonna win the whole thing, la de da Yo fucked now. Bro, get a good running back first, honestly. And get a better offense, I think. And it's just like I don't know, you you gotta just have one one awesome offensive weapon as Jay has said. Yeah, but I I feel like once the Seahawks fall behind they're not catching up again for the rest of the game. I don't know, bro. I I I mean that yet. Cool, good move. I'm not gonna s I'm not gonna say it's a bad move. It's great move for them. Does it. they still lost three games. They still lost to the fucking commanders with a back of quarterback. And I don't know. I'm still a hater. So there's that. You guys anything got anything to add? No. No. fuck the Chiefs too. I've went for Patrick Mahomes two times in my life. Once against the Eagles because Philadelphia blue Brock Purdy's elbow out in the NFC championship game and then we had then they knocked out Josh Johnson and gave him a concussion so we were playing Christian McCaffrey out of the Wildcat for about two quarters and they treated it like a legitimate win. And they they they said that they were just overall a better team and that's why they beat us. And then we saw them in the regular season and we stopped them and they said, Well, we got the win when it matters And then Brock Purdy pulled up with Demarcus Robinson and a fucking Demarcus Robinson and the bench warmers and we beat Philly and Philly at that point, the defending championships, defending champions to ultimately prove that Philadelphia would not have beat us at our full health. True. And so I wanted Patrick Mahomes to go and get a three P if that's what it took to see a three P in person and also to have Jalen Hurts go My bad. To have the Philadelphia Eagles go rot in hell. that didn't happen. Jalen Hurts got a ring. That's disappointing. I go for I go for Patrick Mahomes here against the Seahawks and it just further invigorates the fact that I hate this motherfucker. I hate the Chiefs. They couldn't pull this out of their ass. They are letting a group of people call their team the dark side. And boy were they dark. They were dark as shit. They made it look like they were dark as fuck. They were so fucking dark, they couldn't even score a touchdown. He couldn't s it was so dark he couldn't see. He couldn't score a touchdown. They stomped out the Chiefs. The Chiefs only had a The Chiefs only had a field goal. That's what they call themselves. This is true. Yeah. The Chiefs only had a field goal and that's because Sam Ronald threw a pick in the end zone and they ran it back and got him in the field goal position. Without that, Patrick Mahomes didn't do diddly squat. No diddly. No diddly. No didddy. Now with that being said, we went toe to toe with the Seahawks. And we came out with a dub. I think we are okay. If we did that against the Seahawks and we pulled up in Seattle, played way better than the fucking Chiefs did. Right. Yep. We did our thing. So it makes me feel better if we see the Chiefs again down the line. Right. Right. With that being said I do think that the Seahawks have some they have some bad motherfuckers pulling up to town. Are they pulling up on you? We're pulling up on them. Good. I think they have some bad motherfuckers pulling up to town and I hope that the Iceman goes ahead and puts them away because we know Sam's gonna throw a fucking pick. I guess good on them. They prove that they didn't need Kenneth Walker. I just hate that they're still gonna continue calling themselves the dark side and right now they're darker than ever. is it really frustrating for them. It was frustrating for me. right they're talking a lot of shit with Quinn and Nelson. We got DeForest Buckner, they're saying that he's watching all this other shit and they're like blah blah blah. Well now that we got this guy, Emmanuel Wilson's gonna run over everybody. Okay. Who th who that is? Who that be? Who that is? Who that be? Charbonnet? The dude who was second stream behind Kenneth Walker the whole time. That's your primary now? Never heard of her. He's gonna be Charbonnet. At least let me take a dinner. And then I got some dumbass fucking some Pierce guy who's been health or h unhealthy or whatever. I just wanna say one more time, to end this, put it put this to rest and we'll move on. Yep. The Seahawks fans have been saying that the Niners win wasn't legitimate because they turned the ball over three times. Jesus fucking crazy. Playing football. Jesus Christ, me? No. Seahawks fans. Yes. They said that they only won because they only turned the ball three turnovers or. Yeah, dumbass. That's how fucking football works. Yes, exactly. You give three turnovers overs over, and that shit gonna happen and that's gonna continue happening. But you're stop acting like you don't give turnovers. Sam Darnold has been doing one turnover a game since then. So what the fuck are we talking about? It's not like you guys don't commit turnovers and all of a sudden you got three. No, dumbass, we peanut punched the ball out in your fucking end zone because you decided to run it. Because why? You didn't trust Sam Darnold to fucking throw it out of the end zone. Shut out Charles Stillman. That's football. That's football. You lost because of football. You lost. Sam Darnold last six last six games, no five games, two interceptions, one interception, two interceptions, two interceptions, one interception. Sam Darnold is guaranteed a turnover, a game at this point. On the year he's got eight touchdowns and eight savings. I should add it to my fucking parlay at this point. The only saving grace is JSN. That's a bad man. True. I am worried about JSN. Credit is we're credited to do. But hopefully y'all learned a thing or two about the homeboys over on the coast. Because you g all you gotta do is rock his shit. So rock his shit. I really hope so, man. Dude. That boy too small to be taking them hits. Man. I I can already hear motherfuckers running their mouth. I really hope we suck a punch these motherfuckers and put that shit to bed. I I hope it lights a fire under Caleb Williams out. He has to know. you guys are dark? I am actually dark. Or how about I'll bring light to this base. yeah, or something you know I you you keep saying dark. They're the dark side. No, I get that, but the the way you're saying it's dark as shit. that can we anyways You're taking it the wrong way. I am not taking it's just I mean, you hear it, right? I hear it! It's a good thing. Darker than ever. Motherfucker, I'm scared of the dark! I'm scared! Daddy, hold me! They hit Patty Mahomes with the zero dark thirty, bro. What's fucking next? Last game, so we can wrap up week six or week seven for the fuck's sake. Holy shit. cow Cowboys Philly Cowboys improved the three and four. Philly drops to two and five. Final score 38-21. Dak Prescott, good job, dude. Dak Prescott, good job being Tanner McKee. You really redeemed yourself, dog. 212 yards through the air. Three to titties! Titties! Titties! Hey man, hell of a game for Jamalte Williams. 155 yards on the ground and a titty. Titty. Titty. CeeDee Lamb, two titties. Titty titties. George Pickens. One titties. One titties. On the titties. On the flip side, Tanner McKee, who went to Stanford. A titty. And it is. But again, I I alluded to this earlier. Shout out Saquon Barkley. Seven carries, sixty-two yards, one touchdown. On one leg. Yep. Doing what he's supposed to, playing injured, helping his team win. Team first guy. Looking at you, Lamar. Here we are. Peg leg Barkley. Peg leg damn, that's good. Thanks. Peg leg Barkley. That's good. Damian Pierce, damn. Damien Pierce, bro, four he had fourteen carries double double the y double the carries and less the yards than Double the carry. Double the carry. And it's it's it But yeah, whatever. That's kind of a shite game. A little bit. Mikai Lemon finally getting it on the board. Makai Lemon though, that is a bright spot. I'll say that. Seven catches, sixty seven yards, and a titty. Good job, Ricky. I think it was only fun to watch like George Pickens and CG Lamb. They're really great wide receivers, man. They're making some incredible touchdowns. Absolutely. Deserve to be on a better franchise Deserve to be on a better franchise than the Cowboys. Anyway, cool. That pretty much wraps up s that pretty much wraps up week seven. That waps up week seven. That wraps up week seven. Thanks, Ralph. You do that really well. Thanks. That's good. Yeah, let's go to week weight. We what predictions, predictions. Alright, week week eight 'cause we're hitting on two hours on this much. we'll go we'll speed run a little bit, just one or two words. Panthers, Packers, Thursday night football. Panthers Thursday night football? Panthers Panthers, Panthers, Panthers, Panthers. Bryce Young. Bryce Young is Panthers is gonna come young. He's g cheesy. He's gonna come choice of wheels. He's gonna come. He's gonna come young. Young young is coming. Young's following up and he's coming on cheese. He's coming on cheese. Yeah, yeah. Damn, that's good. Yeah, we won one this week, bro. Yeah, damn. Alright, cool. Sundays Sunday games. Cardinal Cowboys. Give me the Killy Brascent! god, fuck you. Actually, yeah, give me the Cardinals. Give me the Cowboys. The Cowboys can't face a team that has their starters. There we go, perfect. Falcons, Buccaneers, another division game. Falcons. Buccaneers. I say Bucks too. At home. Mm-hmm. Bucks at home. Give me Penix. you want his penis? I don't want Penix. You want the Reich? I want Penix. Nice. You want nine? The new nine? Well yeah, his dirty number is nine. Penix? Yeah. Nah, give me The Rike. Give me your do-rag. Give me Penix with no ACS. Look at that boy with a do-rag. If Baker wears a do-rag, give me Baker. But so long as Penix is the only one wearing a do-rag, give me Penix. You think his hairline's fucked up? His hairline's gotta be fucked up. He only ever pops out with a do-rag, bro. Or or he probably has no hair. Let me Google it. at this point. Yeah, get back to us. Next game. Ravens Bills. This should be a good game. If Lamar plays. If Lamar If Lamar plays If Lamar plays regardless. I think Bills. Yeah. Regardless, it's gonna be the Bills. Lamar plays, he's healthy at a hundred percent, so he says he wants to prove that hey, your boy's back. I'm going Ravens. If Lamar plays If Lamar plays, Bills. He's got a good hairline. Brown Steelers. Division matchup, five and two versus five and two. Dimmi and Rogers. Damn. How how do you feel about that? If you take the brands, you're a predator. Wow. Plate it up. Not pulvo. Give me the steel is not a blind. You're a polvo. Steel up. Steel us. You're a pulvo. Steel us not the pool. Steal us. Give me the steel is not a bland. Bro, you still good at that. Give me the browns, dog. Give me the browns. Yeah, love it. Have you been watching my videos on this? I gotta steal those. Can you give me producing goddamn? I see the browns! That's why you call me a prun No, the kid. You broke Wiley! Riley's off the feed you. You broke Wiley! Wiley broke. Wiley woke in. I woke Wiley. shit! Ugh, fuck Aaron Rodgers. I'm going. I'm going with the point. I'm going with the point of this. The point of my god. Come on, bro. The fucking we did. are doing good. Steal is what's the point of this. Next game. Next game. Next game. cold Jags. Cold Jags. Jags. Jags. Jags. Go Jag Wires. Yeah, Jags. Love you Jag. Love you Jags. Love you Jags. Love you Jag. Jesus Christ. Vikings Lions? But you skipped your game, bro. No, yeah. Okay. Not according to me. the Raids tied it. Yeah fuck Milwaukee. we might have to put that on. I'll I'll figure it out here in a second. Real quick. quick quick quick quick quick lines. Lions. Lions or Vikings. Lions, lions, lions, lions. Lions, lions, lions. Vikings, dude. Fuck you. Keep it going. Fuck you, dude. Keep it going. Jets Raiders. Raiders. Fuck Gino Smith. Raiders, bro. Fuck Gino, dude. Raiders, bro. Titans, Bengals. god damn. Bengals. Bengals. Titans. Chargers, Rams. Give me the fucking Give me the fucking Rams, dude. Fuck the Chargers. Just to be different, Justin Herbert wins his first game. I mean it's LA versus LA. LA versus LA. Battle of LA. Madison B. Madison B Madison Beat Mother Fucking. You're killing him, dude. You're killing him, dude. You're fucking killing me! What the fuck you wanted? I fucking- Hey, give me Maddie Stafford of a joke. Matty Stafford Shit! What the fu- my gosh! sorry, this is gonna be really loud on the fucking recording. Holy shit. The EQ levels out. Bro, I have I haven't look I haven't laughed that hard, man. God damn, bro. Holy shit broko. Pretty funny, man. Hey, T S Broncos. that's a good game. I hope we're a fucking tie, fuck them button. Is that your country let's ride God? That's mine. I I go for Ty, fuck him. yeah, I don't I don't fuck. Broncos. I'll go Broncos on that one. Thanks. Patriots dolphins. The Dolphins went back to back games. Hell yeah, dude! Dolphins! Malik, Lewis! Let's go! Malik starts his MVP campaign. Hell yeah. You wrote him off, he's writing back right now. Damn, another another division matchup, Eagles Commanders. god. I go Commanders too. Commanders. Tanner McKee's not good as a petweeds. How do you do that so well? Paintweeds. Payweeds. No way Danes is gonna be fucking Tanner McKee, bro. Tanner? Tanner. Tanner. Tanner McKee. Okay. I'ma go with I'm gonna go with Stanford. Tana McKee. Dan, what the fuck you why you got the fucking? Why do you gotta heart off of Stanford? Yeah, fuck you, it's Buckstapper, dude. Ain't shit. And then finally shit. That's horrible. Don't you fucking do it, bro? I could have done it too. no, the gummy bill! What the fuck is the game? I don't know what you're doing. Seahawks. The bells. The bales over the seahawks. I'ma pick these bales. The bales over the seahawks. Dude, we're so fucking dumb. Bro, I really hope people fucking stay through the whole episode. Give me the bells. Give me the bells in Seattle. God damn. Bear down Chicago everybody, let's go. Fuck the dog so I guess Yeah Let's go with the Bears. Let's go with the Bears. Tampa wins! Walk off Tampa wins! Fuck you, Milwaukee! Damn, they're decimated though, huh? Hey man, let's go. That's a gentleman's suite probably, but hey, at least they didn't get full-on sweat. Yeah, next game's gonna be 10 on sweat. Like last game? Yeah. Amen. Everybody lived. We lived. Thank you all for tuning in to another dose of Los Pickups. I I don't want to apologize. That dude, that that that shit was so fucking funny. It yielded something in me. It like honestly I it felt great. I would I'm I'm in my element, I'm in my with my boys. I haven't laughed that hard in God knows how long. Three banquets. Banquets? Three three banquets. but no, lots of good shit. 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