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- 0:15Speaker 1: The Wheels of Chance by Hedge Wells the Surbiton Interlude,
- 0:22Speaker 1: Chapter twenty six, And here, thanks to the glorious institution
- 0:27Speaker 1: of sleep, comes a break in the narrative again. These
- 0:31Speaker 1: absurd young people are safely tucked away now, their head
- 0:34Speaker 1: full of glowing nonsense. Indeed, but the course of events
- 0:38Speaker 1: at any rate is safe from any fresh developments through
- 0:41Speaker 1: their activities. For the next eight hours or more, they
- 0:45Speaker 1: are both sleeping healthily. You will perhaps be astonished to
- 0:48Speaker 1: hear here is the girl what girls are coming to nowadays?
- 0:52Speaker 1: Only missus lind Linton can tell in company with an
- 0:55Speaker 1: absolute stranger of low extraction and uncertain accent, and chap
- 1:00Speaker 1: round and unabashed. Indeed, now she fancies she is safe.
- 1:04Speaker 1: She is, if anything, a little proud of her own
- 1:07Speaker 1: share in these transactions. Then this mister hoopdriver of yours
- 1:11Speaker 1: rose it idiot that he is is an illegal possession
- 1:14Speaker 1: of a stolen bicycle, a stolen young lady, and two
- 1:18Speaker 1: stolen names, established with them in an hotel that is
- 1:21Speaker 1: quite beyond his means, and immensely proud of himself in
- 1:24Speaker 1: a somnolent way. For these incomparable follies, there are occasions
- 1:29Speaker 1: when a moralizing novelist can merely wring his hands and
- 1:32Speaker 1: leave matters to take their course. For all Hoopdriver knows
- 1:36Speaker 1: or cares. He may be locked up the very first
- 1:38Speaker 1: thing tomorrow morning for the rape of the cycle. Then
- 1:41Speaker 1: in bonniere Let alone, that melancholy vestige beg camel with
- 1:46Speaker 1: whom our dealings are thank goodness. Over there is a
- 1:49Speaker 1: coffee tavern with the steak mister Hoopdriver ordered done to
- 1:53Speaker 1: a cinder long ago, his American cloth parcel in a bedroom,
- 1:57Speaker 1: and his own proper bicycle by way of garat, carefully
- 2:01Speaker 1: locked up in the hayloft. Tomorrow he will be a mystery,
- 2:04Speaker 1: and they will be looking for his body along the seafront.
- 2:08Speaker 1: And so far we have never given a glance at
- 2:10Speaker 1: the desolate home in Surbiton, familiar to you, no doubt
- 2:13Speaker 1: through the medium of illustrated interviews, where the unhappy stepmother.
- 2:18Speaker 1: That stepmother, it must be explained, is quite well known
- 2:21Speaker 1: to you. That is a little surprise I have prepared
- 2:24Speaker 1: for you. She is Thomas Plantagenet, the gifted authoress of
- 2:28Speaker 1: that witty and daring book, a soul untrammeled, and quite
- 2:32Speaker 1: an excellent woman in her way, only to such a
- 2:35Speaker 1: crooked way. Her real name is Milton. She is a
- 2:38Speaker 1: widow and a charming one, only ten years older than Jesse,
- 2:42Speaker 1: and she is always careful to dedicate her more daring
- 2:45Speaker 1: works to the sacred memory of my husband, to show
- 2:48Speaker 1: that there is nothing personal, you know, in the matter.
- 2:51Speaker 1: Considering her literary reputation, she was always speaking of herself
- 2:55Speaker 1: as one I martyred for truth because the critics advertised
- 2:59Speaker 1: her written indeat Crimson column long slaves. Considering her literary reputation,
- 3:04Speaker 1: I say she was one of the most respectable women.
- 3:07Speaker 1: It is possible to imagine. She furnished correctly, she dressed correctly,
- 3:12Speaker 1: had severe notions of whom she might meet, went to church,
- 3:15Speaker 1: and even at times took the sacrament in some esoteric spirit.
- 3:19Speaker 1: And Jesse she brought up so carefully that she never
- 3:22Speaker 1: even let her read a soul untrammeled, which therefore, naturally
- 3:27Speaker 1: enough Jessie did and went on from that to a
- 3:30Speaker 1: feast of advanced literature. Missus Milton not only brought up
- 3:34Speaker 1: Jessie carefully, but very slowly, so that at seventeen she
- 3:38Speaker 1: was still a clever school girl as you have seen her,
- 3:42Speaker 1: and quite in the background of the little literary circle
- 3:44Speaker 1: of unimportant celebrities which Thomas Plantagenet adorned. Missus Milton knew
- 3:50Speaker 1: the camel's reputation of being a dangerous man, but then
- 3:54Speaker 1: bad men are not bad women, and she let him
- 3:56Speaker 1: come to her house to show she was not afraid
- 4:00Speaker 1: of no account to Jessie when the elopement came. Therefore,
- 4:03Speaker 1: it was a double disappointment to her, for she perceived
- 4:07Speaker 1: his hand by a kind of instinct. She did the
- 4:10Speaker 1: correct thing. The correct thing, as you know, is to
- 4:13Speaker 1: take handsome cabs, regardless of expense, and weep and say
- 4:17Speaker 1: you do not know what to do round the circle
- 4:19Speaker 1: of your confidential friends. She could not have ridden or
- 4:23Speaker 1: wept more had Jessee been her own daughter. She showed
- 4:26Speaker 1: the properest spirit, and she not only showed it but
- 4:30Speaker 1: felt it. Missus Milton as a successful little authoress and
- 4:35Speaker 1: still more successful widow of thirty two Thomas Plantagnet is
- 4:40Speaker 1: a charming woman. Her reviewers used to write invariably, even
- 4:44Speaker 1: if they spoke ill of her, found the steady growth
- 4:47Speaker 1: of Jessee into womanhood an unmitigated nuisance, and had been
- 4:51Speaker 1: willing enough to keep her in the background. And Jessee,
- 4:54Speaker 1: who had started this intercourse at fourteen with abstract objections
- 4:57Speaker 1: to stepmothers, had been active in in resenting this increasing
- 5:02Speaker 1: rivalry and antagonism had sprung up between them until they
- 5:06Speaker 1: could engender quite a vivid hatred from a dropped hairpin
- 5:09Speaker 1: or the cutting of a book with a sharpened knife.
- 5:12Speaker 1: There is very little deliberate wickedness in the world. The
- 5:15Speaker 1: stupidity of our selfishness gives much the same results, indeed,
- 5:19Speaker 1: but in the ethical laboratory it shows a different nature.
- 5:23Speaker 1: And when the disaster came, Missus Milton's remorse for their
- 5:26Speaker 1: gradual loss of sympathy and her share in the losing
- 5:29Speaker 1: of it, was genuine enough. You may imagine the comfort
- 5:34Speaker 1: she got from her friends, and how West Kensington and
- 5:37Speaker 1: notting Hill and Hampstead, the literary suburbs whose decent penitentiaries
- 5:41Speaker 1: of a once bohemian calling hummed with the business her
- 5:45Speaker 1: men as a charming, literary lady. She had, of course
- 5:49Speaker 1: an organized corpse. Were immensely excited and were sympathetic, helpfully, energetic, suggestive,
- 5:55Speaker 1: alert asked their ideals of their various dispositions required them
- 5:59Speaker 1: to be Any news of Jessie was the pathetic opening
- 6:03Speaker 1: of a dozen melancholy but interesting conversations. To her men.
- 6:08Speaker 1: She was not perhaps so damp as she was to
- 6:10Speaker 1: her women friends, but in a quiet way she was
- 6:12Speaker 1: even more touching. For three days wed this day, that is,
- 6:16Speaker 1: Thursday and Friday, nothing was heard of the fugitives. It
- 6:20Speaker 1: was known that Jessie, wearing a patent costume with button
- 6:23Speaker 1: up skirts and mounting on a diamond frame safety with
- 6:27Speaker 1: dunlaps and alofah covered saddle, had ridden forth early in
- 6:31Speaker 1: the morning, taking with her about two pounds seven shillings
- 6:34Speaker 1: in money and a great touring case packed and there
- 6:38Speaker 1: save for the brief note to her stepmother, her declaration
- 6:42Speaker 1: of independence. It was said, an assertion of her ego,
- 6:45Speaker 1: containing extensive and very annoying quotations from her soul, untrammeled,
- 6:50Speaker 1: and giving no definite intimation of her plants. Knowledge ceased.
- 6:54Speaker 1: That note was shown to few, and then only in
- 6:57Speaker 1: the strictest confidence. But on Friday evening late came a
- 7:01Speaker 1: breathless man, friend Witchery, a correspondent of hers, who had
- 7:05Speaker 1: heard of her trouble among the first. He had been
- 7:08Speaker 1: touring in Sussex. His knapsack was still on his back,
- 7:11Speaker 1: and he testified hurriedly that at a place called Midhurst,
- 7:14Speaker 1: in the bar of an hotel called the Angel, he
- 7:17Speaker 1: had heard from a barmaid a vivid account of a
- 7:19Speaker 1: young lady in gray. Descriptions tallied, But who was the
- 7:24Speaker 1: man in brown? The poor misguided girl. I must go
- 7:28Speaker 1: to her at once, she said, choking and rising with
- 7:31Speaker 1: her hand to her heart. It's impossible to night. There
- 7:36Speaker 1: are no more trains. I looked on my way. A
- 7:39Speaker 1: mother's love, she said. I bear her that I know
- 7:43Speaker 1: you do. He spoke with feeling, for no one admired
- 7:46Speaker 1: his photographs of scenery more than missus Milton. It's more
- 7:50Speaker 1: than she deserves. Oh, don't speak unkindly of her. She
- 7:54Speaker 1: has been misled. It was really very friendly of him,
- 7:58Speaker 1: he declared. He was only so his news ended. There
- 8:01Speaker 1: should he follow them and bring her back. He had
- 8:04Speaker 1: come to her because he knew of her anxiety. It
- 8:07Speaker 1: is good of you, she said, and quite instinctively took
- 8:10Speaker 1: and pressed his hand. And to think of that poor
- 8:14Speaker 1: girl to night, it is dreadful. She looked into the
- 8:17Speaker 1: fire that he had lit when he came in. The
- 8:19Speaker 1: warm light fell upon her dark purple dress and left
- 8:22Speaker 1: her features in a warm shadow. She looked such a slight,
- 8:26Speaker 1: frail thing to be troubled. So he must follow her.
- 8:30Speaker 1: Her resolution seemed magnificent. I have no one to go
- 8:34Speaker 1: with me. He must marry her, said the man. She
- 8:38Speaker 1: has no friends. We have no one. After all, two
- 8:41Speaker 1: women so helpless, And this fair haired little figure was
- 8:45Speaker 1: a woman that people who knew her only from her
- 8:47Speaker 1: books called bold, prurient, even simply because she was great
- 8:52Speaker 1: hearted intellectual. He was overcome by the unspeakable pathos of
- 8:56Speaker 1: her position. Missus Milton, he said, hetty. She glanced at him.
- 9:02Speaker 1: The overflow was imminent. Not now, she said, not now,
- 9:07Speaker 1: I must find her first. Yes, he said, with intense emotion.
- 9:13Speaker 1: He was one of those big, fat men who feel deeply.
- 9:16Speaker 1: But let me help you, at least let me help you.
- 9:20Speaker 1: But can you spare time? She said, for me, for you?
- 9:26Speaker 1: But what can I do? What can we do? Go
- 9:29Speaker 1: to Midhurst, follow her on trace her. She was there
- 9:33Speaker 1: on Thursday night. Last night she cycled out of the town. Courage.
- 9:38Speaker 1: He said, we will save her. Yet she put out
- 9:42Speaker 1: her hand and pressed his again. Courage, he repeated, finding
- 9:46Speaker 1: it so well received, there were alarms and excursions without
- 9:52Speaker 1: She turned her back to the fire and he sat down.
- 9:54Speaker 1: Suddenly the big arm chair, who suited his dimensions admirably.
- 9:59Speaker 1: Then the door open, and the girl chowed in Dangle,
- 10:02Speaker 1: who looked curiously from one to the other. There was
- 10:05Speaker 1: emotion here. He had heard the arm chair creaking, and
- 10:08Speaker 1: missus Milton, whose face was flushed, displayed a suspicious alacrity.
- 10:12Speaker 1: To explain you too, she said, are one of my
- 10:16Speaker 1: good friends, and we have news of her. At last,
- 10:20Speaker 1: it was decidedly an advantage to Vichery, but Dangle determined
- 10:24Speaker 1: to show himself a man of resource. In the end,
- 10:27Speaker 1: he too was accepted for the Midhurst expedition. To the
- 10:31Speaker 1: intense disgust of Butchery, and young Phipps, a callow youth
- 10:35Speaker 1: of few words, faultless collars and fervent devotion, was also
- 10:39Speaker 1: when rolled. Before the evening was out, they would score
- 10:43Speaker 1: the country, all three of them. She appeared to brighten
- 10:46Speaker 1: up a little, but it was evident she was profoundly touched.
- 10:49Speaker 1: She did not know what she had done to merit
- 10:51Speaker 1: such friends. Her voice broke a little. She moved towards
- 10:55Speaker 1: the door, and young Phipps, who was a youth of
- 10:57Speaker 1: action rather than words, sprang and opened it, proud to
- 11:01Speaker 1: be first. She is sorely troubled, said Dangle to Rigery.
- 11:07Speaker 1: We must do what we can for her. She is
- 11:11Speaker 1: a wonderful woman, said Dangle, So subtle, so intricate, so
- 11:16Speaker 1: many faceted. She feels this deeply. Young Phipps said nothing,
- 11:23Speaker 1: but he felt the more. And yet they say the
- 11:26Speaker 1: age of Chivaldry is dead. But this is only an interlude,
- 11:30Speaker 1: introduced to give our wanderers time to refresh themselves by good,
- 11:34Speaker 1: honest sleeping. For the present, therefore, we will not concern
- 11:38Speaker 1: ourselves with the starting of the rescue party, nor with
- 11:41Speaker 1: missus Milton's simple but becoming great dress, with the healthy rigeries,
- 11:46Speaker 1: norfolk jacket and thick boots, with the slender Dangle's energetic bearing,
- 11:51Speaker 1: nor with the wonderful checkerings that set off the legs
- 11:53Speaker 1: of the golf suited Phipps. They are after us. In
- 11:57Speaker 1: a little while they will be upon us. You must
- 12:00Speaker 1: imagine as you best can the competitive ratings at Midhurst
- 12:04Speaker 1: of Ridgery, Dangle and Phipps. How Ridgery was great at questions,
- 12:08Speaker 1: and Dangle good at inference, and Phipps so conspicuously inferior
- 12:12Speaker 1: in everything that he felt it and sulked with Missus
- 12:15Speaker 1: Milton most of the day. After the manner of your
- 12:18Speaker 1: callow youth the world over, Missus Milton stopped at the
- 12:21Speaker 1: Angel and was very sad and charming and intelligent. And
- 12:25Speaker 1: Ridgery paid the bill. In the afternoon of Saturday, Kychestra
- 12:29Speaker 1: was attained, but by that time are fugitives as usual.
- 12:33Speaker 1: Immediately hear the awakening of mister Hoopdriver Chapter twenty seven.
- 12:43Speaker 1: Mister Hoopdriver stirred on his pillow, opened his eyes, and,
- 12:47Speaker 1: staring unmeaningly, yawned. The bedclothes were soft and pleasant. He
- 12:52Speaker 1: turned the peaked nose that overrides the insufficient mustache up
- 12:57Speaker 1: to the ceiling, a pinkish projection over the billow of white.
- 13:01Speaker 1: You might see it wrinkle as he yawned again, and
- 13:04Speaker 1: then became quiet. So matters remained for a space very slowly.
- 13:09Speaker 1: Recollection returned to him. Then a shock of intermediate brown
- 13:12Speaker 1: hair appeared, and first one watery gray eye, a wandering
- 13:16Speaker 1: and then two. The bed upheaved, and you had him,
- 13:20Speaker 1: his thin neck projecting abruptly from the clothes he held
- 13:23Speaker 1: about him, his face staring about the room. He held
- 13:27Speaker 1: the clothes about him. I hope I may explain because
- 13:30Speaker 1: his snipe shirt was at Bonnior in an American cloth
- 13:32Speaker 1: packet derelict. He yawned the third time, rubbed his eyes,
- 13:37Speaker 1: smucked his lips. He was recalling almost everything now, the pursuit,
- 13:42Speaker 1: the hotel, the tremulous daring of his entry, the swift
- 13:46Speaker 1: adventure of the inn yard, the moonlight. Abruptly, he threw
- 13:49Speaker 1: the clothes's back and rose into a sitting position on
- 13:52Speaker 1: the edge of the bed. Without was the noise of
- 13:55Speaker 1: the shutters being unfastened and doors unlocked, and the passing
- 13:59Speaker 1: of hoofs and we in the street. He looked at
- 14:02Speaker 1: his watch. Half past six. He surveyed the sumptuous room again. Lord,
- 14:08Speaker 1: said hoopdriver. It wasn't a dream after all. I wonder
- 14:12Speaker 1: what they charged for these jewed rooms, said mister hoopdriver.
- 14:16Speaker 1: Nursing one rosy foot, he became meditative, tugging at his
- 14:21Speaker 1: insufficient mustache. Suddenly he gave vent to a noiseless laugh.
- 14:26Speaker 1: What a rush it was, rushed in and off with
- 14:28Speaker 1: his girl right under his nose. Plant it well too,
- 14:32Speaker 1: talk of highway robbery, talk of brigands up and off,
- 14:35Speaker 1: how jothed sold He must be feeling it was a
- 14:39Speaker 1: shave too in the coach yard. Suddenly he became silent. Abruptly,
- 14:44Speaker 1: his eyebrows rose and his jaw fell. I say, said
- 14:48Speaker 1: mister hoopdriver. He had never thought of it before. Perhaps
- 14:53Speaker 1: you will understand the world he had been in overnight.
- 14:56Speaker 1: But wance these things clearer in the daylight. I am
- 14:59Speaker 1: hanged if I haven't and stolen a blessed bicycle. Who cares,
- 15:04Speaker 1: said mister hoopdriver presently, and his face supplied the answer.
- 15:09Speaker 1: Then he thought of the young lady in gray again,
- 15:11Speaker 1: and tried to put a more heroic complexion on the business.
- 15:14Speaker 1: But of an early morning on an empty stomach, as
- 15:18Speaker 1: with characteristic coarseness, medical men put it here, writs, are
- 15:21Speaker 1: of a more difficult growth than by moonlight. Everything had
- 15:25Speaker 1: seemed exceptionally fine and brilliant, but quite natural the evening before,
- 15:31Speaker 1: mister Hoopdriver reached out his hand, took his Norfolk jacket,
- 15:34Speaker 1: laid it over his big knees, and took out the
- 15:37Speaker 1: money from the little ticket pocket fourteen and six half,
- 15:41Speaker 1: he said, holding the coins in his left hand and
- 15:44Speaker 1: stroking his chin with his right. He verified by patting
- 15:49Speaker 1: the presence of a pocket book in the breast pocket
- 15:52Speaker 1: five fourteen six half said. Mister Hoopdriver left, with the
- 15:58Speaker 1: Norfolk jacket still on his knees. He plunged into another
- 16:02Speaker 1: silent meditation. That wouldn't matter, he said. It's the bite's
- 16:07Speaker 1: the bother no good. Going back to Bonnier might set
- 16:12Speaker 1: it back by carrier, of course, thank him for the loan.
- 16:15Speaker 1: Having no further use, mister Hoopdriver chuckled and lapsed into
- 16:19Speaker 1: the silent concoction of a delightfully impudent letter. Mister j
- 16:24Speaker 1: Hoopdriver presents his compliments, but the grave note, reasserted itself.
- 16:30Speaker 1: Might trundle back there in an hour, of course, and
- 16:32Speaker 1: exchange them. My old Croc's so blessed shabby. He's sure
- 16:37Speaker 1: to be spiteful too. Have me run in perhaps then
- 16:41Speaker 1: she'd be in just the same old fix, only worse.
- 16:44Speaker 1: You see, I'm her knight errant. It complicates things. So
- 16:50Speaker 1: his eye, wandering loosely rested on the sponge bath. What
- 16:54Speaker 1: the Jews do they want with cream pants in a bedroom,
- 16:57Speaker 1: said mister hoopdriver, om passat. Best thing I can do
- 17:02Speaker 1: is to get out of here as soon as possible. Anyhow,
- 17:05Speaker 1: I suppose she'll go home to her friends. That bicycle
- 17:08Speaker 1: is a juicy nuisance. Anyhow, juicy nuisance. He jumped to
- 17:14Speaker 1: his feet with a sudden awakening of energy to proceed
- 17:17Speaker 1: with his toilet. Then, with a certain horror, he remembered
- 17:20Speaker 1: that the simple necessaries of that process were at Bonnier
- 17:25Speaker 1: Laud he remarked and whistled silently for a space, rummy
- 17:29Speaker 1: girl profit and loss profit one sister with bicycle complete?
- 17:34Speaker 1: What offers cheap for tooth and air? Brushed vests, sniped
- 17:38Speaker 1: shirt stockings and sunrise? Make the best of it? And presently,
- 17:44Speaker 1: when it came to hair brushing, he had to smooth
- 17:47Speaker 1: his troubledlocks with his hands. It was a poor result.
- 17:51Speaker 1: Sneak out and get a shave, I suppose, and buy
- 17:55Speaker 1: a brush and so on, chink again beard, don't show much.
- 18:00Speaker 1: He ran his hand over his chin, looked at himself
- 18:03Speaker 1: steadfastly for some time, and curled his insufficient mustache up
- 18:07Speaker 1: with some care. Then he fell a meditating on his beauty.
- 18:11Speaker 1: He considered himself three quartered face left and right. An
- 18:15Speaker 1: expression of distaste crept over his features. Looking. Won't alter it, hoopdriver,
- 18:21Speaker 1: he remarked, you're a weedy customer, my man, shoulders narrow, skimpy. Anyhow,
- 18:28Speaker 1: he put his knuckles on the toilet table and regarded
- 18:31Speaker 1: himself with his chin lifted in the air. Good lord,
- 18:35Speaker 1: he said, what a neck. Wonder why I got such
- 18:39Speaker 1: a thundering lump there? He sat down on the bed,
- 18:42Speaker 1: his eyes still on the glass. If I'd been exercised properly,
- 18:46Speaker 1: if I had been fed reasonable, if I hadn't been
- 18:49Speaker 1: shoved out of a silly school into a silly shop.
- 18:52Speaker 1: But there the old folks did know no better. The
- 18:55Speaker 1: schoolmaster ought to have, but he didn't, poor old fool. Still,
- 19:00Speaker 1: when it comes to meeting a girl like this, it's hard.
- 19:04Speaker 1: I wonder what Adam D think of me as a
- 19:06Speaker 1: specimen civilization, Eh, heir of the ages, I'm nothing, I
- 19:11Speaker 1: know nothing. I can't do anything. Sketch a bit. Why
- 19:15Speaker 1: wasn't I made an artist beastly cheap? After all? The
- 19:18Speaker 1: suit does look in the sunshine? No good, hoopdriver anyhow,
- 19:24Speaker 1: You don't tell yourself any lies about it. Lovers ain't
- 19:27Speaker 1: your game anyway. But there's other things yet. You can
- 19:31Speaker 1: help the young lady, and you will. I suppose she'll
- 19:34Speaker 1: be going home. And that business of the bicycles to
- 19:36Speaker 1: see to too, My man, forward, hoopdriver. If you ain't
- 19:41Speaker 1: a beauty, there's no reason why you should stop and
- 19:43Speaker 1: be copped, is it? And having got back in this
- 19:46Speaker 1: way to a gloomy kind of self satisfaction, he had
- 19:49Speaker 1: another attempt at his hair, preparatory to leaving his room
- 19:52Speaker 1: and hurrying on breakfast for an early departure. While breakfast
- 19:57Speaker 1: was preparing, he wanted out into South Street and reflect
- 20:00Speaker 1: furnished himself with the elements of luggage again, though expense
- 20:03Speaker 1: to be spared. He murmured disgorging the half sovereign end
- 20:10Speaker 1: of section nine