Why Is Chicago So Haunted With Its Bullshit? (Resurrection Mary & Devil Baby)
Krissy cracks open a beer 🍺 and immediately has a crisis because why is Chicago both home and deeply haunted with its bullshit at the same time??
This week, we’re diving into two of the city’s most unhinged legends:
👻 The Fuckery Report: The Devil Baby of Hull House
1913. A rumor spreads about a demon infant—horns, hooves, swearing from birth—and Chicago responds by forming a full-blown line to see it.
Yes. Adults. With jobs.
All asking Jane Addams if they can peek at Satan’s baby.
But beneath the chaos? There’s a reason people needed this story to be real.
🍺 The Long Pour: Resurrection Mary…
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