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Best of the Bus: Nate Bargatze On Going From Tire Recycler To Touring With Chris Rock · Bussin' With The Boys

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  Speaker 1: What a time.
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  Speaker 2: That was twenty twenty one on the bus in the church.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think of this compared to the church?
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  Speaker 1: I like this. You know, I used to work this area.
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  Speaker 1: I used to do.
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  Speaker 3: I was a delivery guy. Uh, and we used to
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  Speaker 3: deliver appliances and stuff like that, and we I was
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  Speaker 3: over I would do it over here, and I mowed
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  Speaker 3: and I and I worked for a guy to cut
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  Speaker 3: grass once and his thing was right back over here too.
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  Speaker 1: So I used to be over here a lot. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Mowen job. You had Mowen jobs. I had one. It's
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  Speaker 1: Mowen's the worst, dude.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's uh, you know, like I would cut grass
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  Speaker 3: going up like your neighbor's yard.
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  Speaker 1: Ors.
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  Speaker 3: I had this old lady, excuse me, I got five
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  Speaker 3: bucks they cut her grass and then, uh, this was
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  Speaker 3: nineteen fifty three, you got Yeah, that's a whole bunch
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  Speaker 3: of salary right there. Back then, I remember I could
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  Speaker 3: go there was a candy store. This is I mean,
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  Speaker 3: I'm forty four, it's not like I'm one hundred, but
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  Speaker 3: there was a candy store in old Hickory, and uh,
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  Speaker 3: you could go.
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  Speaker 1: Five bucks was a lot. Five bucks was like the twenty.
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  Speaker 3: I think now like if you give a kid, if
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  Speaker 3: you give a kid five now, I feel like they
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  Speaker 3: don't even respect it. But twenty is, you know, it's
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  Speaker 3: like fun. We were like, eh uh, but we had
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  Speaker 3: so I mowed grass for a little bit, but I
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  Speaker 3: mean just doing businesses and it's just man people that mow,
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  Speaker 3: you know, like landscape and all that. That is brutal work.
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  Speaker 3: It's so hot and you're just out in it all day.
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  Speaker 1: I quit after one day of landscaping. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was brutal. It was like a hot ninety
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  Speaker 4: eight degrees. Like my mom wanted me to go do this.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 4: I was lifeguard the summer before next summer, I got
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  Speaker 4: thrust it into a landscaping job and I quit immediately.
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  Speaker 1: The first day.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we went, we went and got lunch and got
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  Speaker 4: sandwiches or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I text my mom, I said, you gotta get me
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  Speaker 1: out of here, dude.
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  Speaker 2: The first I've never mowed along in my entire life,
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  Speaker 2: really not one. I grew up in Arizona. Yeah, only
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  Speaker 2: rich people had yeah brass and so you get the turf.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, people got turf or people got rocks, Like
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  Speaker 2: that's really what you could deal with out there. So
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  Speaker 2: coming out here or even being up in Michigan, the
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  Speaker 2: maintenance is nuts. Yeah, and I feel like like a
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  Speaker 2: landscaping deal isn't as bad because they have like the
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  Speaker 2: cool mowers that they can kind of move around.
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  Speaker 1: You're sitting the whole time. Yeah, they're all. They got
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  Speaker 1: the whole garment and everything on.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure as a boy you were just short and short.
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  Speaker 1: I was, yeah, I was never I wasn't that high.
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  Speaker 3: Up, so you'd be you weed eating, which is I mean,
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  Speaker 3: just no fun, or you're doing all the weird kind
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  Speaker 3: of like where you gotta be like you got to
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  Speaker 3: push it because they can't get a thing on it. Landscaping, though,
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  Speaker 3: was the if you have no college, if you have
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  Speaker 3: no chances of going to college, always starting a landscaping
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  Speaker 3: company was talked about pretty heavily.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, I have like four friends that have a landscaping company.
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  Speaker 1: They you just go in town.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, when you're like I can't I'm not smart enough
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  Speaker 3: to go really, I can't get in college or any stuff.
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  Speaker 3: And you just have a group of people that'd be like,
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  Speaker 3: let's start a landscaping But.
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  Speaker 4: If somebody doesn't high school, they're the man for a
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  Speaker 4: minute because they can afford all the when they go whatever. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: because you're you're collecting a lot of money being mowing lawns.
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  Speaker 4: But then they're doing it still because they're you know,
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  Speaker 4: didn't go to college.
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  Speaker 3: I have a buddy mind his brother, he actually owns
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  Speaker 3: a landscaping company. Now he was a he was a
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  Speaker 3: kid that just started cutting yards, was like smart enough
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  Speaker 3: to realize, like, oh, let me start building this up
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  Speaker 3: into a thing.
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  Speaker 1: And it is them.
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  Speaker 3: They got money, like they saved money, and like you're like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, someone's got like three grand and you're like what, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: like unheard of, Yeah, unheard of? Is someone sixteen, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: sitting on three grand?
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  Speaker 4: And then they pull like you know, a business gig
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  Speaker 4: or a corporate gig and they're mowing those yards like
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  Speaker 4: you're rich with.
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  Speaker 1: My parents get that money. Thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Imagine seeing three thousand dollars in high school. It would
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  Speaker 2: have been unimaginable. No, that's that'd be way too much.
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  Speaker 2: Is that the worst job you've ever had? Being a landscaper?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: I Also, so the guy I used to deliver with
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  Speaker 3: over here, we did another job where we recycled tires.
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  Speaker 3: That job was on dirty jobs.
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  Speaker 1: Uh. And how do you recycle a tire?
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  Speaker 3: So you would go and pick up Uh you remember,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if you remember, but there's a big
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  Speaker 3: Ford Uh they did where they did a call back
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  Speaker 3: or recall on all the tires for Ford one.
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  Speaker 1: Uh. Chevy would never.
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  Speaker 3: And then uh there's and and so we had to
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  Speaker 3: go get all the tires. So you go get all
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  Speaker 3: the tires and then you pick them up and you
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  Speaker 3: take them to Australia. I'm in Australia. I'm going to
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  Speaker 3: Australia this week. It's all you take them to Atlanta
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  Speaker 3: and then they have a thing and then they cut
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  Speaker 3: them up and you know whatever they do recycling, whatever
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  Speaker 3: cycling is. I'm pretty sure sure fields have like tire
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  Speaker 3: peloton them. Yeah, yes, yeah. So that's where they don't
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  Speaker 3: know what to do with it, so they just like
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  Speaker 3: put it in the field. Uh yeah, So what why
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  Speaker 3: was so hard?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: So you have to go pick up all these tires.
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  Speaker 3: Water sits in the bottom of a tire and that's
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  Speaker 3: where mosquitoes lay eggs and that's where it are. So
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  Speaker 3: the whole time you're just getting lit up a mosquitoes.
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  Speaker 3: That's just your day. I was doing this job when
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  Speaker 3: nine to eleven happened.
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  Speaker 1: That just like it was.
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  Speaker 3: It was remember when I remember when, Yeah, I remember
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  Speaker 3: it very well.
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  Speaker 2: You heard that Alan Jackson song. You're like, I won't
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  Speaker 2: forever know where I was.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, And uh so I did did the mosquitoes there,
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  Speaker 3: and then we had one time we had to go
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  Speaker 3: pick up tires out of a cave. So if someone
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  Speaker 3: would pay you to come get the tires and then
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  Speaker 3: you would go recycle them and then hopefully make some profit.
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  Speaker 3: But one guy would just get the tires and then
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  Speaker 3: just go dump them in a cave, and he wasn't
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  Speaker 3: getting them recycled, so so he's just making straight profit
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  Speaker 3: from taking tires. Well, they found out that guy would
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  Speaker 3: end up going to jail, and but then we had
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  Speaker 3: to go get those tires and they were all in
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  Speaker 3: a cave. So we had to backup trucks just in
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  Speaker 3: this cave and you gotta like run them up your
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  Speaker 3: chest and like bump them and then they and then
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  Speaker 3: then stack them up into the back of a like
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  Speaker 3: a is.
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  Speaker 4: It too where you got to pick up fucking you
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  Speaker 4: see a big track, You're like, oh, let's go do
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  Speaker 4: this shop and get a couple of tires, and then
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  Speaker 4: they're massive tractor tires.
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  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I don't remember that.
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  Speaker 3: I don't necessarily cars were all car tires because this
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  Speaker 3: was again the recall. So it was like everybody around
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  Speaker 3: here at so many tires because all these tires got recalled,
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  Speaker 3: so they everybody was like it was a big kind
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  Speaker 3: of booming business at that moment, and uh this and
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  Speaker 3: this one guy just figured like I just dump them
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  Speaker 3: in a cave Jesus, and we had I mean, there
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  Speaker 3: was so many tires in this cave.
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  Speaker 1: Dude.
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  Speaker 3: We just drove back up in there and just there's
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  Speaker 3: the most tires and you're like all right, and you
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  Speaker 3: just all right.
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  Speaker 1: I just would be good at it. They would you.
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  Speaker 1: You would run it up your body and then bounce
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  Speaker 1: the tire off your chest. How was you? Would it
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  Speaker 1: started the toes like you get the toes a little quick.
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  Speaker 3: You kind of yeah, you just kind of run it
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  Speaker 3: up and it's all in one motion and then it's
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  Speaker 3: probably a worker. Now you probably pay to get a
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  Speaker 3: trainer to make you do it, but yeah, you just
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  Speaker 3: do it and you roll it back and then you
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  Speaker 3: got to stack the tires like kind of criss crossed.
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  Speaker 1: Oh where you found that physique of yours? Dude, that
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  Speaker 1: muscle memory.
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  Speaker 3: You have, you know you're probably probably was a pretty strong.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah you're strong, like you're like, uh you know, like
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  Speaker 3: uh blue collar strong where you're country boys d weird strength,
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  Speaker 3: the meat your hands throwing.
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  Speaker 4: The hay bales out there. They just got a grip
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  Speaker 4: like a motherfucker.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a tough job.
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  Speaker 2: Another job that'd be tough is like, uh, have you
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  Speaker 2: ever heard like college hunks and junks?
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  Speaker 1: That company? Uh No, was like two man are Uh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's kind of like that.
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  Speaker 2: But like their whole promo of the whole thing is
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  Speaker 2: essentially hot college guys come and pick up your trash. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and we use them and they come in and they're
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  Speaker 2: like they're not hot, Like they're like thirty five, forty.
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  Speaker 1: Years old, Like, yeah, bad tans. You hired them?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I call them up. I want to see
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  Speaker 2: what this is all about. If this is your branding.
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  Speaker 2: They were not the guys on the flyer when I
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  Speaker 2: called them out, y'all are not hot?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the deal with that promise?
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  Speaker 2: The funny thing is they'll just look at all the
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  Speaker 2: trash you have, and they'll go three hundred. You're like
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  Speaker 2: all right, and they just take it and they leave.
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  Speaker 2: And that's their job. That's a wild job to have. Yeah, living, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: for your tired one. What'd you get paid? I don't
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  Speaker 2: even know if I remember. I mean, I mean nothing
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  Speaker 2: like uh or what you know? Enough I was twenty,
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  Speaker 2: so it's like enough to give, like whatever it was.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you're living. I might us have lived at
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  Speaker 1: home or you're at an apartment.
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  Speaker 3: I mean back then it was just everything was so
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  Speaker 3: it was you know, you your rent was probably four
• 8:18
  Speaker 3: hundred a month or some five undred a month, like
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  Speaker 3: if you had an apartment.
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember being that crazy when you were. When
• 8:25
  Speaker 2: you were twenty years old, you were still here. I
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  Speaker 2: know you guys talked about the last podcast, But when
• 8:28
  Speaker 2: did you make the trip to New York?
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  Speaker 1: When did you decide that's where I'm going.
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  Speaker 3: For So, I moved to Chicago first, and then uh
• 8:36
  Speaker 3: because had a buddy we were reading water meters in
• 8:39
  Speaker 3: uh Mount Juliet, and so he wanted to go to
• 8:42
  Speaker 3: Second City in Chicago.
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  Speaker 1: It's where a lot of SNL people.
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  Speaker 3: Come out of Farley came out of Yeah, and so
• 8:47
  Speaker 3: we went to Uh. So I was like, oh, I
• 8:49
  Speaker 3: think I want to start comedy, and so we went
• 8:52
  Speaker 3: to Chicago and uh uh moved up there and I
• 8:55
  Speaker 3: did that very briefly. Then I kind of started doing
• 8:57
  Speaker 3: stand up and then Uh, there's a there's a great
• 9:01
  Speaker 3: documentary with Seinfeld called Comedian.
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  Speaker 1: It's on Netflix.
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  Speaker 3: It's when he's like he's starting a new hour and
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  Speaker 3: so he's writing it and shows all this New York
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  Speaker 3: He's going to all these New York clubs and doing
• 9:12
  Speaker 3: this stuff. And so then I saw that, and when
• 9:15
  Speaker 3: I saw that, it was like I got to go
• 9:17
  Speaker 3: to New York. And then that just went So I
• 9:19
  Speaker 3: moved to New York in four Yeah.
• 9:21
  Speaker 2: We just had to Stefan on the podcast and he
• 9:23
  Speaker 2: was talking about how like New York is the spot.
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: There's no other place like that.
• 9:27
  Speaker 2: You have to like literally run through like five thousand
• 9:29
  Speaker 2: dudes to even make it out of there.
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  Speaker 4: He was saying he would never move away from New
• 9:32
  Speaker 4: York because it's all, yeah, you can make it out
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  Speaker 4: of New York.
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: He is New York, He's New York. Yeah, and then
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: I grew up there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't imagine being a Tennessee boy and then
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  Speaker 2: going up to New York.
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  Speaker 3: It was, Yeah, it was a lot like Christy's like
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  Speaker 3: a lot younger than me, but I remember when he
• 9:48
  Speaker 3: got a great dude and then when he came on
• 9:51
  Speaker 3: the scene, you do you have to go.
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  Speaker 1: It's the best.
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  Speaker 3: The big saying was like go to New York to
• 9:57
  Speaker 3: get good, in LA to get famous. That's saying heard
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  Speaker 3: once and that, but it always made a ton of
• 10:02
  Speaker 3: sense to me. Uh, but New York is like it
• 10:06
  Speaker 3: is where you go and you're just grinding out in
• 10:08
  Speaker 3: these comedy clubs and just uh, we're all doing spots.
• 10:12
  Speaker 3: You're all doing shows for five people. I mean it's
• 10:15
  Speaker 3: a lot like the beginning is most of your careers
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  Speaker 3: in front of five six people, you'd be happy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because you talked about how you'd stand outside and
• 10:23
  Speaker 4: handoff flyers just to get a few people in.
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, one of your boys is performing, You're like, hey,
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: come check it out. Yeah.
• 10:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's and you and you get paid in stage time,
• 10:31
  Speaker 3: so you you would just do that and then at
• 10:34
  Speaker 3: the end of the night you get to go on
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  Speaker 3: stage like midnight and do five minutes and then you
• 10:38
  Speaker 3: go do it and the next day.
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: But it's a world. I mean, you become you.
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  Speaker 3: You just you fall in love with it because you're
• 10:44
  Speaker 3: seeing like back when I did it was like you're
• 10:46
  Speaker 3: seeing Bill Burr. Bill Burr's probably doing comedy ten years
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: when I was in New York at the beginning, and
• 10:52
  Speaker 3: so like it. But no one knows who he is
• 10:53
  Speaker 3: and Paterresa O'Neill.
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: And all this.
• 10:55
  Speaker 3: So you're you're you're like kind of like, I can't
• 10:58
  Speaker 3: believe these dudes exist in your world. Like it's a
• 11:01
  Speaker 3: you think, like you know, if you're in high school
• 11:03
  Speaker 3: and you're the top football player in your and then
• 11:05
  Speaker 3: you go, oh, there's other people that are so good yeah,
• 11:09
  Speaker 3: and then you like and it makes you love it
• 11:11
  Speaker 3: because you go, oh, this it's a whole nother level,
• 11:15
  Speaker 3: Like it's.
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  Speaker 1: Let me see if I can make it here, let
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: me see if I.
• 11:17
  Speaker 3: Can make it yeah, Because you can be whatever in
• 11:20
  Speaker 3: your own little small thing, but you gotta always change
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: it up so then you can be like, let me
• 11:24
  Speaker 3: see if I can run with these guys.
• 11:26
  Speaker 4: I'm with you growing up in Bonter, when I went
• 11:28
  Speaker 4: to college, I was like, oh, ship, yeah, white guys
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  Speaker 4: play football.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, let me see start. Yeah, let me
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: see if I can run with these guys.
• 11:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, how to work out for you at first in college?
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know it's intimidating.
• 11:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know how it is absolutely yes, like it's
• 11:45
  Speaker 4: it's intimidating. But it's like once you get that first compliment, dude, hey,
• 11:50
  Speaker 4: this white boy can play.
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  Speaker 1: That's all.
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: It's hey, you're pretty this for a white guy. It's okay,
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  Speaker 2: we've we're making it out here.
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  Speaker 1: That's what.
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  Speaker 3: That's why I might be one of the best athletes
• 11:59
  Speaker 3: of all time. Then, yeah, there's no question about it.
• 12:01
  Speaker 3: You are you really think you're him at that point?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, when you're in New York and you're sifting through this,
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: you're seeing guys like Bill Burr, who wasn't Bill Burr
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  Speaker 2: at the time. How do you when you're trying to
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: find your own voice, not steal from these other guys
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  Speaker 2: or not get influenced too much by being around all
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: these other people all the time. Because I'm sure you
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: watch a set and you're like, damn, that's shit. That
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: is funny, and it's kind of up your alley of
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: humor because it's such a subjective like career, Like some
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: guys you just don't think are funny.
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  Speaker 1: Some guys you do.
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  Speaker 2: Like when you see it, dude, and they do a bit,
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: you're like, man, how do you not steal it?
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  Speaker 1: Uh, Well, stealing.
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  Speaker 3: A bit you wouldn't do cause it's uh, their cadence
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: is a big thing.
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you can sound like them.
• 12:37
  Speaker 3: So the way someone tells a joke uh and makes
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: it funny is uh, there's something that that's that's something
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: that can get taken that. I would always talk with
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: my buddy Yannis about it.
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: Are you honest?
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: Would always bring up like that's worse than stealing a
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: joke because it's like you're stealing the way to tell
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: the joke. So it's like the other stuff doesn't really matter.
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: It's like, you know, Ron Reagan has a just stinct
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: like thing when you know when, like you know when
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  Speaker 3: to laugh, you know when to do what David Tel
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: does too. Yeah, And so you'd have to catch yourself
• 13:08
  Speaker 3: sounding like them. David Teil is a big one that
• 13:10
  Speaker 3: when I was a lot of people sounded like David Tel.
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  Speaker 3: I could catch myself in a little rhythm of David Tel.
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  Speaker 3: My accent would hide it. So I don't think anybody
• 13:18
  Speaker 3: realized it, but I could feel it, like I was like, oh,
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: I'm like watching him too much, and so you gotta
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: and you don't want to start writing jokes like that,
• 13:27
  Speaker 3: because then that's when you can see a comic if
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: they get too far. You're like, oh, you sound like
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: this right, Like, even though you're doing jokes that are different,
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: but you sound like him. And that's the part that
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: you wanna if you want to be your own voice,
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: you got to be super aware of that.
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: If you're sitting through the comment section in one of
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: your posts on Instagram, is that one of the more
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: insulting things to see is oh you sound like so
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: and so.
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: If they do, uh yeah, I mean I don't know
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: if I can distinctly remember, I would have some like, uh,
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: you know, people tell you they or they've heard this
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: joke before they the joke's stealing thing they got all started.
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: I don't it's not as I think, as crazy as
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: people think it is, like it wasn't. It's it's just
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: not you know, they made it into this big thing.
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: A lot of times when jokes are stolen, you can
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: really look at the joke and be like, uh, it's
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: a it's not a super original idea, and you're like,
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: I don't know, dude, I mean like I could see
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: two people coming up with this thing, and you really look.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: At it like that.
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: I mean, there's comics, there's only so much we're all
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: doing the exact same thing. There's only so much that
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: anybody's doing. If you're in a world that like you're
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: single and you're going out and you're drinking, well, that's
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: fifty comics that are single, going out and drinking. So
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: what are they gonna talk about? They're go all, you're
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: gonna all talk about the same kind of things, right,
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: So that stuff gets thrown in a lot that it's
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: you know, you're like, I don't know. I think it
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: happens in movies though, something like that that's the overhim.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: Like Star Wars and Harry Potter.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: Like any Yeah, like writers in a movie like I
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: would say, right, TV show writer, like you could there's
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: stuff like that that I I mean, I don't know
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: if I could, you could ever. I don't know if
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: there's an example to say it, But like that stuff
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: you get nervous about because I mean, someone writing a
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: movie like they could just grab a joke from some
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: comic and just.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: The joke in the college.
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: Talking like if I happen to be some writer and
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: I'm liking your stand up a story you tell it's like, oh,
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna put this in that movie.
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, or it could be influenced by it. It could be
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: there's a lot of thing and I mean that's and
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: that's masked so much that I mean, you can't even
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: how you're gonna, you know, be like that that's my
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: joke and you're like, well, they say it, Like.
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: I want to say, that's that's been talked about.
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: That really be wall uh that Wallberg's uh the Boston bombing,
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: the movie Wahlberg about the Boston Boston bombers. I think
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: there's a joke about an iron or something at the
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: beginning of it, and I want to say that joke
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: might be something that's like from a comment.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: And now that I'm thinking about it, I want to
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: say it was like THEO talking about uh oh yeah
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: it was the the show Dave right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: But he was digesting it.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: I mean you could tell he was alluded to it.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: He wasn't.
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: I don't think he was being like all this is
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: fact because ultimately I guess you you don't.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: In his own way, right, yeah, right, but yeah, that's
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: a good point.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: You hear something he says that of yeah, and you're like,
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: I mean they're gonna you got the and how do
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: not saying all these writers are writers are not doing
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: the majority of them, we're not doing it. But it's
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: like that bit, you know, Yeah, it's like they're gonna
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: be You're gonna be influenced by people. You want to
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: hear things here. There's so much content now, so you're
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: hearing stuff all the time. You you might not realize
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: like where you would have possibly heard that.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but the still in the joke thing seems like
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: other comment like I mean there was there was one
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: reference like I was a big dang Cook guy growing up.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: I was like right around my middle school time and
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: Dan Cook we all loved it.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: We all loved them.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: There was a big time where people were like Dane
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: Cook stole a joke, the same joke as Lewis c.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: K told about having a kid.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: He doesn't have a kid right now, but when he
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: has a kid, he's gonna name something ridiculous like just
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: the one letter five of them. And then he like allegedly.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: I haven't really looked too much into it, so I'm
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: kind of just speaking out of pocket here. But Dane
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: just changed the letter essentially and did his like his
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: cadence and all that, because they're totally different comments.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think there's another like his itchy butthole or
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: something was another joke like.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: That, and it was, uh.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I remember all that stuff going on
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Amy Schumer. I was around Amy a lot, and people
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: would blame, but it's like, I just it's some of
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: it you're I mean, the Dane and the Louis thing. Look,
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean maybe they did it's uh
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: and they maybe subconsciously did it.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know if.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: I just find it hard to believe people are like
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: on purpose doing this stuff. Yeah, not saying that's right
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: to subconsciously do it, like you should somewhat try to check.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: But it's overall you're like, I don't know, dude, Like
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: they're not comics, are not just taking each other?
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Said, where are you gonna go do this? You know?
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, where you're gonna get caught, You're gonna get especially
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: now with and then the thing that was frustrating is
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: it makes it. Then everybody like, so if you have
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: a joke similar to someone else, someone's like, do you
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: steal that joke from that person? You're like, no, dude,
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: we're all talking about the same thing. Like, no one's
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: stealing a joke. They're just people are talking about stuff.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: It usually goes to you gotta look at what the
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: joke is to be like, is it that original of
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: an idea?
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: And a lot of times it's not.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: And then it's like something that's kind of like and
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: there's jokes out there where you're like, I think I've
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: heard my uncle say that joke. You know, like that
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: person's not stealing that joke. It's like just telling kind
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: of a hacky joke. Jap, Are you catching all that
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: rain in the headphones?
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: I keep seeing Garrett look back and forth and stuff
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: You just you hear the rain get even harder, and
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: you're just like, fuck the one hour we're getting Nate on, Yeah, perfect, as.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: He's telling a story, you just hear get louder and louder. Yeah, when.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: We make sure the tornado doesn't Yeah, we don't need that. Yeah,
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: we definitely do not need that in our lives.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Do you catch that it's absolutely going off. There's like
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: flood warnings meeting. Do you ever get just tired of
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: being funny? Like when you're doing you're like, you know,
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: you kind of fall in love with it in New
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: York and you're grinding through it and even now it's
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: just like you're just you've blown up. Like as a comedian,
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: I've always I don't know why I never ask him,
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: but I'm just thinking, do you guys just ever get
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: tired of just being like everybody?
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Every room I step into, I'm expected to be funny?
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you have to be on. That's the
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: part of that's hard. But I think y'all would experience that.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: You know how many times you got to feel like
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: you're on? So when you go out to a public event,
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: when you go to something or like that kind of thing,
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: or you meet people and like it's it's the being
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: on is the thing that gets exhausting.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: That's for anybody.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: I mean, people could feel that if they go to
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: work and they feel like they have to kind of
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: be like, all right, I got turn it on a
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: little bit, I gotta be better. You know, I'm We're
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: gonna die about this fucking funny that like, out of
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: this stuff. We're in like a garage. All stuff that
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: I don't think you're supposed to be in inside of
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: a storm. Is we're in a garage and you're like,
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: all right, well that you should be in there, but
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: at least you're not in a bus inside of it.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: You're like, oh, we're in a bush, one of the
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: old buses that look like it's driving around trying to
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: be struck by lighting.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Uh. Yeah, yeah, we're in danger right now. We are
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: in danger.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: The being on thing, the being on things true because
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: anytime you come across like fans and everything else, you
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: want them to be like you know, you don't want
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: to like let people down or all of a sudden
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: you're like an ass on that You're like, you know
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: that you're fucking not even.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it only takes one bad impression for them
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: to be off you forever.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, you know, you meet somebody, it's you. It's
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: either you or not you.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: So like usually when you meet if someone meets someone
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: famous and they're kind of stand offish whatever, you're like, yeah, man,
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: that person's probably like that in real life. Yeah, And
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: otherwise it's yeah, it's like the the crowd and the
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: audience should not feel my tiredness or my whatever, like
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: that's not on them to do any of that stuff. Yeah,
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: so there's like little moments like that, But I mean,
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: I don't think I ever feel with an audience.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: You feel it with like.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: You know, the business side is sometimes just because you're
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: like the audience you're like grateful for because that's the
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: reason you're here. Sometimes you gotta go do the business
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: side of things, and then you're like.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but business side you can like kind of turn
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: it on and off.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: I feel like the being on thing is like when
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: you're just walking somewhere and someone's like, hey, I like
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: you for this, and then you feel like, okay, I
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: have to make sure this person has a good experience.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah that way that it's like the move it forward
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: or what's that movie? Everything you're paying forward and then
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: just like one person tells two people, it's like we
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: got to make sure, yeah, yeah, this person's happy with
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: their experience and move on. If that happens too many times,
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: that's when it kind of gets a little draining.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Nice and the mid that's what's so that's the easiest
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: part about it. It's really a lot easier just to
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: be nice and move on. And it's like, it is
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: funny if you someone that doesn't want to be like that,
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: You're like, well you make it much harder bout being
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: kind of mean. Yeah, you could just be nice and
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: it would move very quickly, no doubt.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Has there ever been a person that you've like kind
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: of looked up to and then you meet him and
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: you're like, fuck, don't meet your hero type thing. You
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: brought up one person that universally seems like people are
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: not a huge fan of.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: That's Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: I so I've only been I've talked to him once.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: I'm a giant sein Fold fan, so I still want
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: to go to there. So I don't have There was
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: a lot of people that have said that they didn't
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: he can be kind of stand officeer. He can be
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: and they would be that with comics and stuff like that.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't look at that too much. Somebody
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: is the years, he's sixty something years old, like doing
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: comedy for forty years or more. So some of that
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: I look at, like, yeah, does he want to talk
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: to Like, I mean, I'm an open micer to him, Like,
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: you know, he's done comedy so much longer than me.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: Like not that I'm an open by, but you know
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: what I mean. Like it's like you're so if you
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: were having talking to some seventh grader about being a
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: lineman there's something like playing football, you'd be like, what
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: do we go talk about?
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Dude?
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Like I don't, I can't, You're too new. So sometimes
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: like I think of it like that, like people were like, ah,
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: he wasn't not like comics specifically, could think like I
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: I didn't like the way he left, and you're like,
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: what do you want him to do?
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Like just I don't know?
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: Like that, So I've had no Luis cy K thought
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: I had a little bit with when I first started.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Now it's not. I mean, obviously he's come back down
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: to reality a little bit. Uh, that happens a little bit.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: That happens a little bit.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Have you heard Pete Davidson's a bit about that he
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: talks about I guess uh. Luisy K was hosting SNL
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: and then Pete Davidson got high and he was walking
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: through to go to the elevators, and like luisy K
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: caught up with him and he was like, hey, stop
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: getting high.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: You're ruining your fucking life.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Blah blah blah, like kind of dug into him and
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Petez soll High's like that didn't happen. There's no way
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: that actually just happened. And the next day, whoever, who's
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: the guy, is it Lauren that Lauren's like, yeah, he
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: calls Pete into the office, and essentially it's like people
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: have done coke here before, like just I guess, don't
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: let Luisy k smoke. And then his whole bit is
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: going into So you'd be so happy when I found
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: out on one great day that he was jerking off
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: in front of ladies and stuff like that, and it's
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: a it's a pretty funny deal.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Funny.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like he, uh, Louie's been I have like
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: now it's not been back when I was when I
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: I remember I opened for him once a long time ago,
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: and uh, he was just kinda like I don't know,
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: he was just I mean, like at one point Louis
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: was on top of the world, like so in you know,
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: we're in New York, like, I mean, he is the
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: biggest comic on the planet, and uh, and it would
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: come off sometimes you can meet him and he'd be
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: kind of like jerkier, like you know, just not nice,
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: not being nice, and you're like, you know, you're a
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: young comic and you're just thinking like I'm just said
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: I'm nobody, dude, Like just I'm not in you know,
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: I'm not trying to add You're trying to.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Get out of his way. You're trying to do all
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: these things.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: And he would just you know, Iby would just say
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: like you I brought him up on stage, and you'd
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: be like, all right, everybody, yo excited to see your
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: headliner tonight, Please welcome Louis c K. Like and then
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: I brought him on stage and he's like, don't introduce
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: me like that, and look in a weird way, there's
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: a valid point and to be like they are there
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: to see him. I don't really need to say anything
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: but please welcome Louis c K. But the other side
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: of it, I've been doing comedy six years at this point,
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know what to do. I'm nervous, like like
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: it was part of you, like why don't you think
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: about the situation that we have. I'm getting I can't
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: believe I'm here, I can't believe I'm getting to go
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: up in front of you. This is it's a sold
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: out room. I've never been in front of a sold
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: out room. There's a lot of things playing into it.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: So you're like, there was like that kind of stuff
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: with Louis where he would just like say to you.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: You're like, what do you want me to do?
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Dude? How how did you introduce him? You just where
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: you're like, all right, Yoxite, you know I'm from.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: You're like giving his credit and all this stuff, and
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: he was it's just like, you don't sell my credits.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: You don't they know who they're here to see, which
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: is true, and that makes you don't need to say it,
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: like yeah, but it would just be like he come
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: tell you that, but in like kind of an aggressive way,
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: and you're like, Louis, I don't know what to do, dude.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: I know, I'm so nervous about this whole experience.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: I just don't want you to be mad.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like I and you're mad clearly and then
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: now or I don't know nothing. He's that mad. But
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: it's just being like, just be regular, man, Just be normal.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: You don't even say I don't even know the green room.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: I'm trying my best I'm trying to like, hey, I'm
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: just doing whatever I can do. I did a joke
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: and then he went up and made fun of my joke,
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: and that made me so mad. I was so mad
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: about this. I was so mad about this for a
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: long time because it was just like it was like, dude,
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: we're nobody's man. I'm I'm I got paid seventy five
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: dollars that night, like I think for hosting, So pray
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: seventy five bucks. That's it, and I'm fine, and I
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: it's I that would do that game for free.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: But you're like, what do you I'm again, I'm not,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: I'm just so when you got off the stage, he
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: came up and made funny make front of it. I
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: was pretty upset a BYuT that you remember the joke, Yeah,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: it was a joke.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: The joke I had about, uh uh, if if I
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: don't have a gun in my house, I have like
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: a knife or something in my next to my bed.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: So if my if but I have my wife sleep
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: next to the door, so if someone broke in, I
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: can shove her at it.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: And then it was something like that joke I'm.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: Not great at memory, and another one that would I
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: take a bullet for my wife.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: That was it.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: And I was like and I said yes, because how
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: could I ever take a bullet? That's pretty fast, you
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: know for a gun to be You can't like hear
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: a gun go off and jump in front of it.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: It would hit her so quick. So you're like, I
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: just would say, yeah, I will take a bullet. I'll
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: take a bull for anybody, because I'm never gonna be
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: able to get in front of that bullet.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: And that was like kind of the joke.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: And then he was like, well, you stand in front
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: of him when the person holds a gun, you then
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: get in front over he like just like he described
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: it the way like my wife would describe it and
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: make it like not fun, like the way you have
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: like your parent would just be like, well, I don't
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: know if it's gonna work like that. You're like, yeah,
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: it's a joke. We're just trying to have fun. She
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: just knows that the whole crowd's gonna laugh, because.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: They laughed like then, making fun of me.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: And then you're like and then you're just like sitting
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: there like you know, I'm twenty seven years old, like
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: why would you what do I have to do with anything, right, Like,
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: please leave me out of this. Yeah, you're I'm just
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: doing a spot, dude, I'm hosting. Hannibal was supposed to
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: be on that show too, Burst and he didn't even
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: show up to the first show and uh he was
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: hosting and then like that was mad at that. I'll
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: tell you that was mad at the whole night. You
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: start snowballs me and I'm like, I'm here, Yeah, we
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: Hannimal didn't show up like I did, like a little
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: more time, yeah, because handle want to show up and
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: you're still making fun of me. This was Hannibal is
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: like starting to because I started with Hannibal, and Hannibal
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: was like he started writing for U, S and L.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: At this point he was on thirty Rock I think,
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: or writing for thirty Rock. Handa's great and so he
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: he was like starting to like really kind of blow up,
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: and we were and I was just, you know, still
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: at the bottom. So I didn't care for the whole thing.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: But now it's been fine. I've never told Louis that.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: But while I would.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Hopefully watches the show, I got that show up. You're like, texta, Hannibal,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: did you know this is gonna happen.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well you guys fucking had it out for me.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: Huh dude, yeah, Hannibal. Well, Hannibal was late because of
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: thirty Rock. But I remember I just remember thinking why,
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: like I'm the one here, yeah, and I'm just getting trashed.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: If I wasn't here, there be no one else but
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: you on the show.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, you're just saying it to Hannibal. He
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: was excited, hannimals on the show. Hannibal was like again
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: starting to kind of rise off and do good.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: So it was like it was cool to have Hannibal.
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: Were you thinking your head at the time, I'm never
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: doing this again. No, I mean I you would use that.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: I mean honestly, I would use it for like I
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: hate this dude, and like I will make sure he
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: knows me right, like you honestly, not to act like
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: a brag the or anything. But then you're at the moment,
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: I would always just flip it to like, all right,
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: I will be positive that you know. And he would
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: never Louis would never remember any of this, as he
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: probably shouldn't. He shouldn't remember it. I was really there's
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: no reason he would know me at the time. You
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like, I don't expect, but these
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: are moments that I would use. I would be I
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: was so mad about the situation. And then you're like,
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: all right, all right, well then this is where I'm
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: at in comedy, So I need to be get to
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: a level that like, I'm not gonna get treated like this.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: And so you just use that drive to like chip
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: on your shoulder.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, telling yourself whatever you can whatever. Yeah, make sure
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: that hey, people will know some day.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: But I'm laugh now.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, some other person could probably look at that situation
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: and be like, dude, he like said he liked you,
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: and maybe he was making a funny joke at the
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: beginning about you. It was all very sweet. In my head,
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: It's like, I mean, it's armageddon. I'm like, right, but
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: someone else could be like, no, wall, he was being nice.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: What are you talking about? Like I could have read
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: the whole situation wrong, Yeah, but I did, and I
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: read it the way I read it.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: And then you just like kind of go, all right,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: we'll grunted.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: You know, man, I wonder what you were feeling during
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: his like whole what if he did an hour or whatever,
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: just kind of sitting there and slowly like that seed
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: of anger started. Oh by the end of that hour,
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: it had to be a full plant, like you had
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: to be fucking ready.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, I mean I think I did
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: one more show. We're doing a show for his school,
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: for his daughter's school, like a fundraiser. Uh so, uh
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: because he was at We're at Carolines and he wouldn't
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: be because I mean he's at this point, he's doing
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Massis Square Garden, so he's just doing this for a
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: fundraiser and uh.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I mean it all built in.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: I mean I sit there and watching him though too,
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: like I mean, obviously he's he's unreal like so he
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: was like, you know, you're sitting there watching me, and
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: that's you know, that's part of you that it hurts.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: It is like because it's like the dude you're like
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: sitting there going like that's the main guy.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Like Burr I always had much Burr was.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: Very nice to me and would say things and like
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: be very so you just would have like little parts
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: of you know, where you got treated by this person.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: And I'm not trying to reflect on what they are
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: now or anything, but it was like these were little
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: things that you'd be like, they really stick with you.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, who's somebody now might be Bill Burr, but who
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: are who are who is a comic or a couple
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: of comics that have been like the most encouraging that
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: you actually think about back then when you're younger and
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: building these chips on your shoulders and people have kind
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: of pulled you aside or given you any kind of
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: advice or something where it's like, man, this really stuck
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: with me. This this comic might have no idea. Bill Burr,
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: this stuck with me throughout my entire career.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Burr was. Burr was a big one because Burr
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: I rememberer. Uh he told me, h again it was
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: at Carolines and uh, because we go watch Burr like
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: before he blew up, and he'd be like you could
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: go sit in the back of the room and watch
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: because it wasn't sold out. And then I remember the
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: next year it was it was like they wouldn't even
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: let us come in the room because it was too
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: sold out. And like so but Burr like when you
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: just when you knew you're name, when he like he
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: knew he knew you, and uh, it was it was
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: a really big deal, and I remember him saying like,
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: look it, uh it takes the route that guys let
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: us go. It takes us a long time, but you
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: gain fans, and you gain fans for life. And I
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: remember and I always thought about that throughout my whole career,
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: like how like you know, like this build up it take.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: I've been coming twenty years and uh, it's all just
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: like a slow like kind of just always going up.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: Not a bad thing, but it can be frustrating. It
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: doesn't happen as fast as another one some one said
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: was like it's not as it's uh not as fast
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: as you want, but quicker than you think, like, and
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: so you had these moments that just like it kind
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: of takes a slow kind of thing and you got
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: to just kind of grind it out. And so yeah,
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: Burr was a big part.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Of that ad Marin.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: Marin was very nice to me and uh foul and
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: obviously took did a lot of stuff for me. And
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: uh so there's just a world of people that end up,
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: you know, doing things that are very they're just nice
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: to you or there they see it and they go like,
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: you know, this dude's like the real deal, and you're
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: you know, you just need that little confidence that right then,
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: that like a little bit of yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: You want the validation from your peers. I mean that's
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: all that really matters, is what other comics. Yeah, that's
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: that's the beginning that you feel like what do they
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: think of us?
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: You know? Is that process different though?
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: When you like you've been doing it for twenty years,
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: you see a guy's been doing it for maybe five
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: or six years and they're trying to accelerate their career.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Do you ever sit with those guys and be like, hey,
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: just take your time. Like some dudes are you know,
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: trying to do too much too early?
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: I think a lot. I think sometimes people can do
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: they can go to they can do too much stuff.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: That's like, uh, you know they're like, I'm gonna do sketches,
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: i wanna do a podcast, I'm gonna do stand up,
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna do impro like and it's like, well, go
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: be great at one thing. If you can be great
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: at one thing, you can do all the other things.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: But you you have to you can't just be kind
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: of fine at a bunch of things. You need to
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: really learn how to be great at one thing and
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: that's then you know how to be great at other
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: things because you know what it takes to become great
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: or really good at one thing. So I think soon
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: as like younger comics can spread themself out and there
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: there's too much stuff that they're trying to do.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Uh, so you can see.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: That I'm a big like younger comics, like, I'm a
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: big I'm I'm a big act person.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Like there's a lot of crowd work stuff. I've look.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: I know people can do crowdworks.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: It's easiest to post content on social media's the crowd
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: work and stuff like that. But I'm a Creating an
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: act is a If you can create an act, it's uh,
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: it's it's it's the best thing you can do, and
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: it's it's the most reliable and it's uh when people
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: come see you and d a live show, they I
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: mean they want to see an act, They want to
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: see a whole kind of thing. And stand up is
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: in such a great spot right now, where like we're
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: doing arenas and they're doing there's a lot of comics
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: doing arenas and doing these big kind of venues and uh,
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: stand ups in a pretty wonderful spot. And you know,
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: guys are selling out and doing big things, and so
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: it's you want him to.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Be like the exhausting part. You gotta create. You got
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: to create an act.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: You gotta constant use stuff coming uh coming up with
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: stuff on the fly, Like you look at like Shane,
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: like I know the yard, you know with Shane Gills,
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Like Shane Gils is like I haven't seen someone like
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: Shane in a long time. And uh, he's he's unbelievable
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: as a comedian and like seeing him like I know
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: his what his next special is going to be, and
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: it's like it's gonna be great, and he I've I mean,
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: I've seen the hour he's run. I didn't see the taping.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we saw in Vegas.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: Was deah, I really I think feel the smiles creeping
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: up on our faces the minute he said Shane like.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: We means the I mean, so Shane is yeah, like
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: I mean, I, uh, Shane's I wasn't really there when
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: Shane was there.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: I don't. I think I was gone. I've been a
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: comedy forever.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: Shane's Like Shane's also reminder how old I like when
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: you used to realize Like I mean, he's been in
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: a comedy for a little bit now, and uh, he
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: was just he was like I remember hearing about him
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: when he first came out. He would go out with
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: Dan Soder a lot in another comic. That's an unbelievable comedian.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: That's Uh, SODA's really hitting the road now. Soda is
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: a great comedian that if you go watch, like me
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: and Soda are very close friends. And like he's friends
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: with Mike McDaniels, so there is and uh, but SODA's
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: like was doing the Bonfire with Big Jay and uh,
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: then now he's doing comedy. He's really going to go
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: hit the road really hard. So Soda like, that's what
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: you gotta do, Like you got to go on the road,
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: and you gotta just stay in these and build this
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: stuff up. And if you build these are guys that
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: if you build these acts, and they will because they
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: their acts are gonna be you start producing hours. If
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: you look at Louis or Carlin or Chris Rocker all
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: this kind of stuff, you know, you're you're you're building
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: these hours that you can go specials. Gaffkin's just putting
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: out a new special. It's I think it's coming out
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: this week. Maybe it's his tenth hour. It's you know
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: how hard it is to write ten hours of material.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: It's basically impossible. There's no one that's really that you know,
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: that can do it. The limited amount that can do
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: it is it's a very small group. And uh so
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: it's like, go try to be in that group, Like
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: that's what that's what I look at, Like, stim try
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: to be in that group to go produce stuff. That's
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: why I think some people get it's it's hard to do,
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: it's tiring. Uh And so then you can flip into
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: slide into this other stuff where it's like whether it
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: be like if your whole act becomes I'm not trying
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: to crack. Some people are so great at crawtwork, but
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: if your whole act becomes that, then it's like you're
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: not really creating, you know, it's like you're just I
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: think you get stuck, right Versus if you build an act.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: I think an act can go because people want to
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: go watch the show. I mean, you can't go really
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: watch in an arena and just be like sitting in
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: the top watching a guy get made fun of, you know,
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: in the front row. That's not gonna come across as
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: fun for that person and up at the top. So
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: it's only as big as it can get, I think,
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: And so like the ones that are creating the act,
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: because you're never actually like working on something, Yeah, I'm
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: knowing your next show, thinking you can I like write,
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm assuming like you're just not writing
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: things down or trying to work on bits and be
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: like I'm gonna go take it here.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: You're just leaning on the fact that you can do
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: crowd work.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: You can go sit and like yeah, and I mean
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: that stuff's super fun. I mean it's like I and
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: guys are really really great at Big Jay Orgerson's. Big
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: J's one of the funniest people I've ever met in
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: my entire life. And he's the best and he does
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: all like he does it and not and it it it.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: But Big Jay can tell stories and he's so great
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: at stories and all this stuff. So it's I always
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: to people think I'm trying I trash crowd work more
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: than most people, but I'm I just see with young girl,
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: I just hope that some still like That's why I
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: was so great seeing Shane And like when I saw
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Shane for the first time, I came he came to
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: his zanies and I went down and watched him before
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: I really knew him, and but I've heard about him
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: when we've kind of like said what's up. And I
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: watched him and I was like, oh man, this is crazy, dude,
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: this is like and it was and I got very
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: excited because it was like, yeah, yeah, dude, like this
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: is this Dude's gonna be you know, obviously he's super
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: funny in this situation all that, but he has an
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: act and he goes up with an act and goes
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: out and destroys. I mean we saw him in Charleston
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: and it was like, dude, I mean, they stand up
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: and you could just get a standovation immediately. You saw
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: people are so excited to see him and he's so
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: fun and funny, and it just feels different, and it's
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: like it doesn't feel serious, and I think comedy's going
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: that way back that way, which is a good thing.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: Where it's comedy that's like being like, yeah, dude, I'm
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: not no one's trying to tell you what to do
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: or you know, Shane's not telling you how to vote,
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: He's not telling you how to do any of this stuff.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: It's like just being funny and like anybody can watch it.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: Anybody can like just you know, it's like I'm just
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: having fun, man, not.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: Everybody, not everybody. I had a cloth. Yeah, he's the boy.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: But we saw his stand up in Austin, and shortly
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: after he came on the bus for the first time.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: We really didn't know about Shane, like we knew I
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: got fired from SNEL. We know he's a comedian on
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: the up, and we're like, hey, we're excited to have him.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: He crushed it on the podcast. He was so funny.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: So then we took the time to like go watch
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: his YouTube special in Austin, and it is I like,
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: I'm by myself, laughing my ass off. And so I
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: go to Arizona and see this family that I lived with. Yeah,
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: and one day like the dad is you know Fox
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: News dad, he's a Fox News dad and his bit
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: about Fox News dads.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: I was like, hey, you've got to watch.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: His stand up and I put it on and in
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: the first five minutes is him essentially making a fun
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: of Fox News dads and like the wall and all that,
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: and I'm laughing still. It's like the fourth or fifth
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: time I've watched it, and he doesn't laugh, doesn't make
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: a noise, and he just grabs the controler and goes,
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: let's watch something else, and then it turns it off
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: without taking a vote from anybody else.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: I thought, man, you got to open up. He got
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: to open it up a little bit, bro. I told
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: him that a dozen times, like, you've got to rewatch it.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: But then I'll rewatch it, and then I'll hear the
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Trump stuff and I'm like, hey, maybe he shouldn't watch it.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe he shouldn't. Did uh your gay does down
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: your gay? Broh?
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: The military bit that he does with the Taliban when
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: people get to see that.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: You were with him in Zanies a couple of weeks ago, right, y'all.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: I bet the people at Zany's were so fired up
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: because he had hit us up.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: It was after beer Olympics.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like, hey after Yeah, the day after we're recovering,
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: He's like, hey, Nate and I are gonna we're gonna
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: go on a Zanies at like nine thirty or ten thirty.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Or something like that. I was like, oh, man, Like,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: I'm like, y'all had a pretty big day. Yeah, yeah,
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Like I was hurt. Bro.
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: He was bruised up, probably Prime telling you about he
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: kept showing us, He kept showing us his body. That's
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: more on him though, but I saw him because you
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: tackled in the photo.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and like you're it's like y'all just don't like realize,
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: like because Shane's big too, but he's not like strong
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: like y'all, and so I've feel like he gets me.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: It's like a big dog, Like it's a dog that
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: you're like that tries to play with them and then
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: you're like, well, I don't know if i'd play with
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: he goes, don't go, don't go full on.
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: You don't have to Labradory retrieve. Yeah, show on Instagram
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: man just being on top of Shane.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: And because it's started off if him, like you know,
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: he gets there, he seems very unenthusiastic to be there.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: He's like, we're gonna get buried.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: Whatever it is, what it is he gets, he does
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: one chug like the first event was was a chug,
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: and then after that, anytime he lost an event, be
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: behind me and will just talking shit like you guys
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: are bad hosts.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: You guys are nasty quick being that they're all laughing
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: at you. I'm gonna remind you they're all laughing at
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: you when you chug you.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: I go in one of my one of the rooms
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: and he's there talking shit, sitting on a chair and
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: he's like, you, dude, you're a pussy dude.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: I'll beat your ass right now.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: So I start wrestling him, and the whole rest of
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: the day like turned into that.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: And then he's talking about all the bruises.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: It's like, but you gotta get out in the sun
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: if you don't want a bruise like that, Like he
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: literally has michelin Man type of skin.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Is that what you have to do? I mean, I
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: feel like you gotta weather it up a little bit, right,
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Is that what you have to do? I think?
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Well, you say older dudes, you see older dudes, You're like,
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: what does their skin look like?
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Leather?
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Leather's tough, it's durable, it's reliable. It's like the
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Chevy Silverado. If you don't ever go out in the
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: sun like one little hey, how you doing a little
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: slap on the lake, there's gonna be a welt there. Luckily,
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Will got some nice thighs and he's got a little
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: sun tent on there.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Shane Shane just.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: Welted up easy like that. I've never heard anything like that.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: It's just it's like, well, you know, on bruises, just
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: get on the sun right there.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: He just jumping the city a.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: Little bit and then bruised. You just make that up, essentially,
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: make that out. But it gotta makes sense when you
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: really think about it. I guess it does. Chandler on me, dude,
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: Michael Chandler. I mean, he could stand up on this bus,
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: no problem. I have plenty of room, little guy. But
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: he wrestled me in the pool and I almost drowned
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: about six times. And the rest of the day it
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: was like he was being Yeah, he's a little bit.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: It was his right hand man.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: It was his guard.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: Yea would be so strong. Oh, Dudeler's just in the
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: best ude, the nicest guy. You're way too nice to
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: be in the octagon like that.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. Yeah, he's a wild thought. Yeah, but
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: he like enjoys it.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: We were at his, uh, his house for Labor Day
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: weekend last year and his pool is like four feet
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: fet yeah, and it's the late night. Everyone's been drinking
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: a little bit and I see somebody something dive into
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: the pool, but their feet don't go in the water,
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: so he essentially dove in the pool and hits his
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: face and comes up and I'm in the middle of
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: the conversation with somebody.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: I look back.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: I'm hey, Mike, did you just hit your face on
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: the floor of the pool. And he's like no, no,
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: He's like laughing, just having a good time, and then
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: all of a sudden, his face just starts bleeding everywhere,
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, you gotta go wipe your faces, like,
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: don't tell my wife, don't tell my wife. And I
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: was like, she's gone, a fine, look at you, she's
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: gonna fine. You look like you just got done with
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: a fight from forehead to chin road rash. And he's
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: like helped me out of the pool. So I literally
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: grab him by his hips, like right like here, and
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: I just remember thinking, he's just a fucking dense ball
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: of muscle. That's all this fucking dude is. Yeah, he's
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: just so goddamn strong. Yeah, he's so strong. Yeah, and
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: then he takes my big ass and throws me around
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: the pool like a child.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: I was humbled. It was a humbling experience for me.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: Forgot would be that that would be the people always wondered,
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: like a fight would be like you and him with
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: your size, even anything else.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: But if I had any training, I'm sure there'd be
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: more of an even fight.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no training right me? Yeah, no, I'm getting bank. Yeah,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: he's gonna absolutely tee me.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: I wrestled himish, Yeah, we.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Were in the oxagon one time. I did sneak him
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: with a spinning backfist.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: Luckily for him, I stopped, yeah because my ID awareness,
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: But that would have probably taken him.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Oken him out. But he's got he takes me to
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: the ground.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: It's over and he's gonna get to These legs be
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: not an issue at all.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: He's excited about it.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: No, Yeah, he sees these little sticks and he's like,
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna take advantage for sure.
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: But the whole whoever was at Zany's, I mean that
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: was a surprise, right.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so we did.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: Uh, we were hanging out because I knew he came
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: down because I talked to Shane quite a bit, like
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: Shane's going uh not that I just like talking to
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: him because he's I mean, he's I think he's very funny.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: And then like he's just where he's at in his career,
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: and he's starting to like, really, I think after this
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: next special, I mean, Shane's going to really be uh
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: one of the top touring acts. I mean he already
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: is a very top touring act. He's gonna be one
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: of the top. And so he's a good dude and
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: just uh so we were just in town. So we
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: were hanging out just that day, and then I was
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: like I kind of was I've been kind of wanting
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: to go up, uh, and then I was like you
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: want to go up? And then He's like yeah, So
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: we were like let's just see and then so we
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: you know, it was I won the people I don't
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: think expected me and Shane to do. And then so
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: we just called Zanies and they were like yeah, and
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: they put on sell and sold out immediately, which we
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: both you never get used to that. You're both like
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: in your head like is this gonna sell it?
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Like you think, like there's no way he thought that. Sweet.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: You have a moment, dude.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: You just you know, when you put yourself out there
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: a little bit and you're like, what if it doesn't
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: like imps? Yeah, like yeah, and you think like you're
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: like all right, me and Shane gonna do a show
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: and then everybody's like, we're good. I mean, because it
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: was in let me make a call at like four
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: thirty and the show's at nine or nine thirty.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: How quickly did it sell out? I think in fIF
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: in like ten minutes or it was like it was like.
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: Oh, if you're going yeah, yeah, when you're in Nashville,
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: you have to catch that.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: You're fired the fuck up getting to watch Shane and you.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: It was I want to do it again because it's
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: like the people that I, uh, we went in there.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: Actually we had did some work I needed to. I
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: needed to like kind of run my hour and like
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: pull something. I needed to just figure out some time
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: stuff with my hour, and then Shane just went up there.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: And but we went up there together at the end.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: And that's what I think people like the most is
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: just me and him on stage hanging out and talking
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: and so I mean we talked about we want to
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: do it again, like it was because we both really
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: enjoyed it, and uh, I really like him, and uh
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: he's a and he's a great I mean, he's a
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: truly great, great.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Comment possibility you guys tour together, No, I mean the
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: only thing I'm clean.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: So it's like I couldn't the audience that comes to me,
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: even though a lot of people that would see me
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: love Shane, but I wouldn't. I mean, I my kids
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: can come to my show, like it's all ages, so
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: it's I wouldn't want to put that much, you know,
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: like someone if that's our part of being clean, you
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: kind of on your own. And the fact that like
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: there's only so many I mean, the comics that bring
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: out with me, not that they're all they're not all
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: clean outside of me, but they have to be clean
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: when they come to my shows. So outside of that,
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: it's it's like kind of hard to be like because
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: it's like my crowds are I just can't. I just
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: really can't do it. But so it's like that's why
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: a situation like that where we just like kind of
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: pop on last minute is because then, you know, I
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: think it's people that are comedy fans and right.
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: They completely understand that this is like an anomaly of
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: Nateans coming out there.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: It's not like there's versus like you know, I might
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: have an entire my real show, like there's be an
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: entire family come is bring your grandparents to grandchildren, and
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be like, uh, they're ready for Shane,
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: and I think they think we'll find Shane very funny.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: But they also might be like, we didn't expect to
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: hear all those words.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: I mean, dude, we had that situation this past weekend
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: with what a Kittlefest and Laser?
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah you know who Uncle Laser is.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: I think I've heard his name. He's a he's a
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: comedian out of Austin, Texa. He's yeah, he's hilarious. And
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: I went and saw him at Zany's a few weeks
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: ago and it's all, you know, pussy eating ass.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: It's as dirty as a get jokes young gun like yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: So Kittle meets Laser at Beer Olympics and reaches out
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: the Lasers like, hey, I have kittle Fest coming up.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: Would you like to come to it and do some
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: stand up like ten minutes? And Laser's like absolutely, I'll go.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: And so once I caught wind of this, I caught
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: wind of it at the party and I have seen
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: his stand up and.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: It's you know, me and Will are there.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: A bunch of our friends are there, but there's also
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: his aunts, his uncles, his grandparents. Like there's an older
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: crowd as well, buttoned up wearing their Sunday best type
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: of stuff at a frat party. Essentially, I told him,
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: I was like, brother, have you heard Laser's stand up?
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: He's like, no, yo, all right, okay, and he's the
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: first person to go up and dude, it was probably
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: the most mixed review thing I've ever watched in my
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: life because there's like me and.
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: Will are like probably standing there like smiling doing this.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's funny.
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: Spur a crowd this you know, rips Marlboroughs and wears Nascar,
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: Like it's you're not scared of hearing the language, but
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: then some people are can be surprised at how dirty
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: something can actually get.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, brings out us harmonica that talks about one's the
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: pussy and one's the ass and that's how he learned
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: to eat out chicks.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: And I'm just looking at.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: The grandma and she's like, oh yeah, she's looking like
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: leans over her husband like did he's got.
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: The harmonica playing that It gets him out of that
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: can just get you harmonica?
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: It was so funny because he didn't hold back. He
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: didn't look at the crowd and go, I should probably
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: tighten a couple of things up. He went full bored
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: right into it.
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: No doubt that, I fully believe his eyes glazed over
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: and he knew the situation he was in.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: He's like, I just gotta fucking get through this. Just
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: got to own it. You gotta run.
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean some of you get You're like, it
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: is what you do. So it's like, just go do
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: what you do. And then you know they either get
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: they laugh or they won't. What was the choice for
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: you to go clean?
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: I just started that way like, uh, it was just
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: how you know grows in the South, Southern Christian Like, well,
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: I wasn't allowed to watch anything that stuff like that,
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: and so my uh yeah we.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Saw that we were watching some of your bits before
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: that ship was hilarious.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it wasn't.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: I mean I wasn't allowed to watch And there's so
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: many movies I've missed because I just was never allowed
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: to watch them and never watched soft Yeah, and I
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: still I know, Uh, I never watched it. Uh. When
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: we weren't allowed to watch Simpsons, that was a big
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: deal when I was young. Simpsons came out. It was
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: like because bart was like against authority. Like it's like
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: a lot of parents didn't like that. He was like
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: this kid, did your dad watch the Simpsons?
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: No? No, No, one's like Sunday night Football is over Simpsons,
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: come on.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah no, it was Yeah, it was just very I
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: mean I I just when I grew up, it was
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: just a lot.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: It was just different.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: There was the South is pretty strict and like what
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: you could do. I mean you couldn't dance or I
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: went to Donalds Christian Academy that they did. We didn't
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: have a prom. We had like a banquet, and then
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: you couldn't dance because it was like dancing was not
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: and it wasn't like the parents don't believe dancing is bad.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: They believe dancing is bad. But it's like you just
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: would have you know back then, I mean an eighty
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: year old in nineteen ninety seven that she thinks dancing
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: is bad.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: So you're kind of like not doing it to be
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: like kind of you can get a little space, leave
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: some room for the lord. Yeah, you just go, well
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: we would, we could, you could go.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: The parents would then rent, they would rent out of
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: room and then everybody could have like a more of
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: a prom dance kind of after you would do a banquet,
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: like it's kind of a proper thing for like, you know,
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: those older people to be like we're not you know,
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: and then you go do the dance thing after it
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: was you know. So it's like I grew up. You
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: just grew up in under those like uh standards. So
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: it's like I just started. I just started clean and
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: then uh, I was always clean, and then you know,
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: once you start, it's like kind of just the only
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: way I go now.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Dide, you've had a glow up about you.
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: I remember seeing you in Nascar and you had that
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: your haircuts not that way, but you were laced up
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: with a skin fade. Yeah, compared the years past, I
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: mean your stand up a couple of years ago, the
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: way you were a couple years ago, you've aged very well.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: Your skin I've noticed the entire time is phenomenal.
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: But you're like you were like one of the dads
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: where you show up at the barbecue and you're like, oh,
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: I hey, Nates here, this will be a fun time.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Now it's like you show up at the barbecue, I
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: hate Nates here. He's you guys, he's pretty fucking big ticking.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: I'm going no bread. Yeah, what's what's the glow up? Like,
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not fun. I brought my own food. Dor Yeah.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: You know you don't talk to anymore.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, it's been I mean the whole you know,
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: my whole run. I'm forty four, so, uh, I quit
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: drinking in twenty nineteen, and uh, A big part of
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: that was, like I was just getting I knew, I
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: was like starting to go to the theaters and all
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: this stuff. I knew if I wanted to get where
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: I wanted to go, I couldn't drink. Like I wasn't
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: able to. When I drink, it's like it's not like
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: I just drank at home or did all these things.
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: Some people can drink and they you might think you
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: don't have a problem because you're not like your ago
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: a week without drinking.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: But it's like I didn't when I started.
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: I didn't know how to stop and like all that stuff,
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: And so I knew when i'd go on the road.
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: It's like I start Thursday night would be a fun
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: night out at a club, but then you drink that
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: night and then you're just hung over the rest of
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: the weekend. So then you then then you're just trying
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: to get through the shows because you don't feel great.
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: And so I was like, if I need if I
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: want to produce the material that I want to produce
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: and tour and all that, I needed.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: To stop that.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: So that was that was the when the first one
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: happened because I just stopped drinking and so I mean
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: just literally drinking will just.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: Help a lot of things.
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: I still don't eat great, and I'm trying now that's
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: the second one I'm trying to overcome because it's like
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: being on the road again. It's like hard on your body.
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: You kind of got to treat it like not an
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: that like not a full athlete, but as both y'all. Like,
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: but it's like half of it at you have to
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: somewhat be so mentally you can handle all the things
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: that you have to go do and so you can
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: be in good moods and uh and be fun and
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: then not be like just on edge all the time
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: and all this. So I'm trying to work on that
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: as well. But yeah, man, we had a good time,
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: I mean the whole beginning of it. Yeah, there's a
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: lot of drinking I mean me, and Hannibal said we
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: because uh, I don't think he drinks anymore. I don't
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: know if he does now or not, but he didn't
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: a few years ago and we were talking about a
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: Hannibal said something that always stuck with me. Uh he
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: was like, you know, he goes, I look at it.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: He's like, we put up some good numbers because we
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: did good because a lot of times you get drinking,
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: everybody thinks like, wow, you're not being fun. You're like, no,
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: I did all I did what you're doing right now,
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: I did. I already did all this. You just weren't.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: You were not old enough to be there. But yeah,
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: you're like I already went and did all this and
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: it was a fun time and I had a great
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: bad And then there's a you just hit a point
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: where you get older and you're like about forty, start
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: going like all right, You're like, I mean, just stuff
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: starts hurting like you just like I can't wake up
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: and feel like this every day, Like this is brutal.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: It's a brutal feeling that fog.
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: That fog is terrible, but it's the most fun in
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: the during it, for sure.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: It is the most fun.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: I mean the Senior's Beer Olympics like that looked like
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: it's the It's a wonderful, wonderful time.
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: It was awesome. It was so much awesome. Man, ever
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: want to come out of retirement for a day. Yeah,
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: I know, I'm more than welcome.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: There's always moments where you're like, you know, I hung
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: out this weekend that I feel like I could get you.
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: Uh not to his football because I did the American
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: Century Championship. John Elway, John, I we're meeting John Alway,
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: who's back on Alway is a good time.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: And I was telling Dance Soda is a giant. Uh
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: John Alway fantas. He's from Denver. And I was like
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: telling Dan, I was like, John Elway could make you
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: quit drinking, come out of retirement drink. Dan doesn't drink either,
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: and uh because he's like just like a good like
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: You're like, this.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: Dude's the most fun. And you don't think have you
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: met him? No, I've never met John, but I hear
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: a bunch of story. You don't ever like you.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: Think he's gonna be His son is awesome to his
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: son's a big Shane Gills fan. Uh, his son's great,
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: big comedy fan, roight, big fan of you guys, Like.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: Does Shane know that his son's a big Shane Gills fan?
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: I think so, I don't know you, Yeah, Shane nuts
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: over football players and you know. But he was like
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: someone that you're like, you know, this dude's the bad
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: I mean, you just think he's gonna be stowing like this.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: It's John Elway, so you just you just think he's
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: gonna be Like you meet him, was like how you
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: doing this? And you're like, this guy is a good
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: time man, just like what a lot of charisma, A
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: lot of charisma, like laughs, a lot you say anything,
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: He's laughed at it. Fun Like you just feel like
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: you're gonna just be with him. And he'd be like
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: You're like yeah, he's like they take the boat out
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: and you're I didn't go on the boat, but he's
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: like he's just he's talking about it, like the boat
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: showed me the boat. I think I could have gone
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: out on this boat. But it was just like it
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: was just like a very surprising meeting someone that you're
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: like like, oh, dude, you're not what I thought. Like
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: you realize Peyton Maning going to Denver, You're like, yeah, dude,
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: Like yeah, yeah, put anybody in the room with John Denver,
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: John Elway, You're gonna be like, yeah, I'll go.
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: Dude, you're the best, best fucking cool man. Who else? Like,
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: who else have you met? This's been like, oh dude,
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: you are fucking because that is the best feeling.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: Like we talked about the people you meet and you're like, man,
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: don't meet your heroes, but the people you meet and
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: they're either exactly like you thought they would be or
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: even better, like you're saying, yeah, that's.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: The best feeling.
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: A lot of like Cable guys like that, Larry Cable guy,
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: Larry's awesome, bro.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would have loved to join you in that enthusiasm.
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: He's obviously a massive Nebraska fan. So when we had
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: our one of our tailgates last year at Nebraska, he
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: came on the h we had the podcast out there
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: at Nebraska, and he's just the nicest fucking dude.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: He's just so funny, just salt of the earth, exactly
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: like what you kind of see on camera, and even better,
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: just like you're hanging out with him.
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that that's the part that you want is like
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: when you can see when you meet someone in there
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: like super nice and they're just it seems like they're
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: like a girl. I met Devonte Adams this week and
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: he was awesome. He was like kind of a funny dude,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: like uh and just like kind of quiet and but
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: just my experience with him was very nice to talk
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: to and like it was just super fun. Vrabel was there.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: I met very Rabel is a good time. Yeah, you
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: see why you want to Like, yeah, you can see
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: why you want to play for like you get it.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: Like that's what's interesting is like when you when you go, oh,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: this is why people like like you and one of
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: like because you're like you're you're he just feels like
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: he'd be one of he'd be you, Like he'd be
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: like if you played for him, you'd be like he's
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: just you.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: There's a totally different dynamic though when you're his player
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: like him. Now, Yeah, I thought this is great. Like
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: we had him on the podcast very recently. He came
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: on yesterday.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: I know, but I'm trying to play because this this
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: comes out or whatever.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: Ye on yesterday and the three of us have a
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: group chat me and Will and Braves and It's our
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: podcast was every bit of that group chat. Like it
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: can be awkward at times, it's funny at times he
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: gets serious, like you just don't he like, Rabel's a
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: guy that dictates how the conversation is going to go,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: especially when you're the player. Yeah, in the first year,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: we said twenty eighteen, he's got.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: That alpha energy and you could just tell, like the
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: dynamic even on him on yesterday, you just you know,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: there's still those nerves of like, you know, is.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: He Yeah, we're growing mad for this. Yeah.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: Will's turning thirty thirty three this year, right, Yeah, I
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: literally turned thirty two in less than a week. Yeah,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: and we're there's literally nerves where I'm being around the
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: other man like hey, yeah, but he can't hurt us anymore.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: We can't. There's nothing he can do.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: We started joking about fighting that I really thought, is
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: he does He's legit for the second Yeah, yeah, no,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: but he is like a good time.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: Rabel has got to be the best time. Yeah, he's
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: a guys guy, that dynamic, you know.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: I but I've always liked the New York comedy had
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: a dynamic like that, Like you always like the people
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: that started that were the bigger comics above you, and
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: not even necessarily like fame wise, but just the you know,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: there's guys that started before you. There's always a there's
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: always like a respect that you're like, you know, like
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: you just the older guys. I remember Robert Kill, Bobby
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: Kelly who does uh Spoko does a Bonfire now with
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: Big Jay. Bobby's like so funny and uh but Bobby's
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: like a guy that like I feel like Bobby told
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: me to go do something, I would just have to
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: go do it because he was He's you know, he
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: just looked up to him so much. He started out
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: open for him a lot and did this stuff. So
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: like the I've always liked that, like kind of like
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: in stuff. I think it's a good thing.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like a.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: Like a natural just subtle power dynamic that happens that
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: you just never really get.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: Talks about Keith Robinson, Like Keith Robinson was in is
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: in New York Comic that was like with he you know, Jay,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: Big Jay and Kevin and they would he did he
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: helped them a lot, and uh, you know, Kevin Art's
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: obviously the most famous person on the planet and Keith
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: is most people would not know who Keith is. But
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: I think Kevin's gotta feel like a little you know.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: It's like there's a little like Keith could Keith and
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: say whatever he wants to Kevin, like the situation Vrabel
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: could sit down and say whatever he wants to you whatever,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: Like You're still gonna feel like you gotta just take it,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: like yeah.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: And that hurts, like it hurts to agree with that,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: but it's totally true.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: Got them pizza feet And I'm just like, yeah, yeah,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: he did say that to you.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, who's somebody.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: Who's somebody that you've met that you've been absolutely fired
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: up to fucking meet.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: I met Tiger Tiger Woods. That's a solid one.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: And that was before or after after again, very humble,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: very cool. Uh tell you what, people just need.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: A little, People need a little.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: I can tell you if you think someone's like getting
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: a little too high on the horse, uh yeah there
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: could be.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: I got the you got the pill to make that
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: all better. Uh. But he was Yeah, he was awesome.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: I mean yeah, he just felt like I did a
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: corpor gig for the PGA or something. It was him
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: and Rory were there. This was and uh, I didn't
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: get to meet Rory. I would like to meet Rory,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: and uh, I just didn't get to meet him. But
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: Rory seemed very nice.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: And then but Tiger was there and they I was
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: like kind of like it'd be really cool to meet him,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: and they were the lady was like, yeah, we're having
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: and he kind of came up and I just got
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: to briefly talk to him and then we just talked
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: about it. He went on the Tonight Show and talked
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: about Foulon and uh, kind of quick we gotta I
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: got a picture like that's not just me and him,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: it was just taking picture of kind of the moment
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: and uh, it's the best canda. Yeah yeah, where you
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: like just take a bunch of preak like I don't
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: I don't want to ask make sure if your camera
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: out Yeah yeah yeah. And so that that, I mean,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: that was like one that I was like, you know,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: Jordan would be another one. Uh, but Tiger was probably
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: the is the biggest for me because Tiger I watched
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: his whole thing, like when he turned pro. I mean,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: I'm he's forty eight or nine or something like that,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: and I was just at the age of like watching
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: that guy's whole existence. So yeah, Tiger was one that
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: where you're like, you're like, this is crazy, dude. Yeah,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: I'd imagine meeting like Tom Cruise would be like that.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: There's like big ones.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's very nice. Yeah, he's just nice. He's someone
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: that you should want. You should meet Tom Hanks. Yeah,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: one of those like he's like one though that you're like,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: go you like if you if it's like if you
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: saw him out and someone's again, don't meet your hero,
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: like you can go meet Tom Hanks. That dude's a
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: good dude. Yeah, he's a he was a very very nice,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: very nice.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: I wonder what Tom Cruise is about.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: I wonder what he's I've heard scientology, right, Yeah, it's
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: like that's like I do movies and then scientologist.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: That's the thing.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: I'd be scared to meet him because I would probably
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: become a scientist.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: Have you been on You seen the Scientology building on
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: eighth Avenue? No, I haven't.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: There's one right on eighth you go down and every
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: once in a while there'll be a little thing out
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: there that says free personality test. And I've been tempted
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: to just pull over.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a there's I get nervous signs like they're
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: they're good, dude, and I think they could go in
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: there and you're like, all right, all right they can
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: they Yeah, they go yeah, if you if you just
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: have any which I think is how you should live
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: with any question of anything, just question everything a little bit.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: And then you go see they go into the scientology
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: and then Tom Cruise was in there. You're like that
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: dude's the most charming person the people that I've met him.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: I knew a guy that.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: Worked as a director and a writer and they had
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: him writing on one of the Mission Impossibles a while ago,
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: and they said that they told him when he when
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: they met him, they go, look, when you meet Tom,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: they go just say, no, you're gonna think y'all are
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: going to be best friends. Like that's how charming he is.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: Is He's just he takes over and you were just like,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: this dude's the best and you're like, we're gonna You're
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: like we might be hanging out every day every home. Yeah,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: and that's just what it's going to feel like, because
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: that's that's what he is. It takes that kind of
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: charm to be that, and then they were he was
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: he went into a hotel room on the top floor.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: Uh, they rented the whole floor out. You know.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: I mean you can that guy like is a walking Walmart,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: Like he's a billion dollars. Like it's just like you
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: have to be like and I think he tries to
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: get on a motorcycle alone and just drive off, and
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: you're like, you're like, you're like the most important person alive. Dude,
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: You're here, all these movies, all this stuff. You can't
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: just run away from us like that.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: Uh, but you know, like when he gets on a motorcycle,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 4: like just all of a sudden, music starts playing too,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: like as.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: He drives off.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: Right, So my buddy said, he's sitting in uh, he's
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: sitting in uh the hotel.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: So they tell him that.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: So Tom Cruise is here and he's facing the window
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: and they're sitting on the couch looking at Tom and
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: they're talking about like, all right, we'll go do this
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: for mission. But then we're going Tom's kind of going
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: to whole thing. And then they see Tom start to
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: squint because the sun was setting, so the sun's coming
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: in the window. It start a squid. So then they
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: say he says, Tom just pushes.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: A button on. I don't even know.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: It might have been like an iPad, or it might
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: have been something pushes a button. Two people come in
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: with sunglasses. He's got an option, so they both have
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: a pair, and he just looks and then grabs this
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: pair and puts it on, and but just keeps talking
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: the whole time and then never says, yeah, yeah, those
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: are my sunglasses people, or whatever you should say to
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: go like hey, what was that?
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: Like h light diversion people.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: It doesn't make sense, Like you're like, are they just
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: back there? Does that button just for sunglasses? Like you
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: have people just for sunglasses? Or like how would they know?
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: They came out of a room offered two percent of caues.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: He's still talking and just goes puts it on. They leave,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: and then he still just keeps going. You know, like
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: if you're in there and you just kind of like
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: look around, nobody says.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: That you're gonna ask, I would say, like, hey, who
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: were they?
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 4: It's probably one of those moments where you look around,
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: you see everybody still die.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: Then you're kind of just too scared to say anything.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: He's I think he's taken over the situation. He's talking
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: so much, and he's probably and he's into it, like
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: cause he's like doing these stunts.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he does all this stuff himself, so he's.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: Like, you know, and you're just kind of like caught
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: up in it, and you might almost expect it.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: To be honest, you might sit there and go, yeah, yeah,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: that's what. They should have brought.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: Him sunglasses, And that's insane that y'all made him push
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: the button.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: You should have You should have just felt it. Somebody
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: just got fired.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: You know what, it's five o'clock, the sun's starting to set.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: Let's go be around Tom with sunglasses and then you
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: just get on that side, you could. I remember one
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: time talking to the super rich dude that said like
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: he was running by a house and uh, he said,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: you know, because the master bedroom only had one bathroom
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: and he said that like that, and I was like, what,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: like master bedrooms only like they have two full bathrooms.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: And but then the moment when they say it, you're like, yeah, dude,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: screw that house.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Are you out of your mind? Why were you embarrassing?
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: Is that that they build a house with just one
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: bathroom in the master bedroom.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: To thure foot house.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like, they didn't have two bathrooms in the
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: master bedroom. You're like, well that's I'm glad you didn't
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: buy it. Yeah, you know what they deserve. Yeah they sell.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's a good point. Yeah.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: You start realizing, like my stupid house, I got one
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: bathroom in the master bedroom, and I.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: Look like an idiot. I hope God he never comes over.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: I hope. Yeah.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't invite him. Yeah, man, that's crazy. You
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: look at the window.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, changed my bathroom. Yeah.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: I didn't even know that was a possibility to want
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: two bathrooms in Like that's a dream that you're like,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: I didn't know you I could even have that dream.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: But now I'll think about every day when I'm doing
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: like two full bathrooms. When I look at two bathrooms
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: two showers in the master bedroom didn't make any sense.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: Well that's unpractical.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: And next time you look at your dumb wife brushing
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: your teeth next to you, like you should be in
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: your own bathroom, and you're just furious, like you go,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: what are we doing all scrammed in here?
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Pissed off? Yeah, you gotta share a scene ma'am,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: we gotta I know, I feel like we have before
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: hit the first one.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah for our dude Wipes question. Yeah, partnered
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: with dude Wipes. What is the shittiest moment of your career?
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: Uh, there's been a bunch. Uh it's trying to think.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: I bombed on a cruise once and and so you're
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: on the boat with these people and get off. I remember,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: like I had to do three shows, and so I
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: do the first two shows. One show goes the point
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: when you would do them you have to do three
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: shows of half an hour, so you'd have to do
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: a half hour clean, half hour dirty, and then you'd
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: have another show that's like a half hour. And so
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: this is a show actually that A lot of crowd
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: work comics that can do crowd work are very good
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: at cause it's like that's kind of the best thing
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: because you can just go do talk to the crowd.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: Every every crowd's different, every show is different because you're
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: talking to the crowd. But for me, I didn't have
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: like enough, I'm not a CrowdWork person. I didn't know
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: how to do it, and then I'm not great at it,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: and then I won't add material so I go do
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: it and like, I just bomb, like because they've all
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: heard the jokes, because I've only had like basically an hour.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: So I split them up into the two of those
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: thirty minute shows, and then the third show, I was like, well,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: maybe those people won't come back. Well they come back
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: and they just and I wrote. I remember after show,
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 3: I wrote an el later with guys and they were saying,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: they were like, yeah, there's two comics and then go
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: this one comic was great. The other guy they loved him,
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: and to me, they go, that other guy is like
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: not good. And I mean, I'm my shoulder is touching
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: that man who's saying that, But I have like my
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: hat on and not that you even know me. So
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: that was a pretty tough. Like I was in uh,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: I was in an elevator in the ocean. I think
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: it's a moment that you would think you'd be happy
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: and you just I mean, I'm just and I just
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: got off whatever floor was the next floor.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: I just walked off.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 4: God, that would be brutal. He something about being on
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: a cruise ship. He did, he did some shows and
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 4: he bombed and he's on the elevator and the guy
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 4: the gentleman next to Tim. There's a you know, crowd
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 4: on the elevator. He's wearing a hat so they can't
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 4: they don't recognize who he is. And they're talking about how,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 4: you know, this one comic they loved him, and then
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 4: but that last one, like he just.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: Wasn't very good and he said, he's he's just standing there.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: That's tough. You ever get over that? Uh?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you remember, you know, it's always funny afterwards because
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: you're like, you're glad it happens like, uh, you're glad
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: in the sense that it's a funny story to tell,
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: like you know, Uh, but yeah, it's pretty tough.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: One of the ones that hurt me the most was
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: I auditioned for Last Comic Standing when Gialdo hosted, and
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: uh uh and Craig Robinson was on it because he
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: had his he had a movie. Very funny joke that
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: Girado said. Craig Robinson had the movie a hot Tub
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: time Machine and uh, and so write and me, you see,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: because I got a new movie, hot Tub time Machine
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: And Drawda goes, oh, what's it about? Uh, this is
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: very funny because obviously it's about a hot tough time
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: There's no way to describe it but hot tough time machine.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: Uh So when I auditioned for that, I did not
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: get it.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: And I thought I always thought like being clean.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I'm gonna get like all the
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: you know, I'm the only one clean, so like I
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: can do this stuff. And I didn't get it, and
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: they and I and I never got close with Last
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: Comments Standing and that that was a one that that
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: was like a one that was like it hit me
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: and I.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: Like it hurt.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: It really hurt because you just think like, all right,
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: i'm gonna go on this show, I'm gonna do this.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: You kind of get your career kind of mapped out
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: a little bit. You think all this stuff's gonna happen,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: and then it just doesn't happen.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: Another but man, when it, you know, when it, when
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: you're in it, you're like, what am I doing?
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: Dude? Like it's so frustrating. Yeah.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 4: Then our last one sponsored by Twisted Tea, all right,
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 4: the best.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: It's unfortunately you don't drink anymore because those things right there. Yeah,
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: I missed their good time, the whole that kind of thing.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: U the celtzer kind of kind of thing. I I
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: PA is being introduced as my That was I pas
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: were my final.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: That was when it was like I got a final
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: adult stage, is I pas.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: That's what I was like, I gotta I gotta talking
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: about hops and how things takes all.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: I don't even know how it's all made.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: But I pas have so much alcohol and then so
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: if you drank them like bud lights, you know, it's
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: like it's just like I got caught up in that
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: where you're like you're having you're just getting smashed and
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: like blackout. I when I pas started becoming around that
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: was that was the end. That's when I was like,
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 3: all right, that's gonna fit perfect into this question, dude.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: Our question for you drunkest you've ever been?
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: Were the scariest.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 4: You seat you up and you're like, man, I got
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: a fucking correct You wake up in that shay, you
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: have to dim the lights, get a quill and some
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 4: ink out, dude, and write some free hand poetry while
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: the candles are lit.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: That type of stuff.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: Uh. I mean some of this I've talked about on
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: my in my act. So usually anything that I've I've
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: already talked about it was, uh, I mean one was
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: at uh uh I guess an Indian casino or Native
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: American casino.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: Uh canceled Washing football team casinos Washington Football. Ye, why
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: didn't they keep Washington football.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: It's a good name and the command good Washington Football.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: I was like, you may just think, well every team
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: we should be the Tennessee football team.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was a stupid makes it easy yeah. Uh.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: But so I went to that and I I remember
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: it was like three hour drive from Phoenix and so
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: I was out in Arizona.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: I drove to this casino to do this little one
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: night er.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: I mean, this is you know, I'm nobody making no
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: money talking stickers at uh.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: I wish this was not even that.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: This is I think I did some other kind of
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: it was like it was something I was making one
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: hundred and fifty dollars. But it was like, you know what,
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: I'll just go drive to the middle of nowhere, Arizona
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: and then go back to Phoenix and then fly home.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: So I go out and I was like, oh, it'll
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: be fun, and uh you know, I'm thinking like I'll
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: just go to bed early, get up, have a nice
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 3: drive back because I'm like, I'm not gonna be hanging
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: out with anybody, and then so we get doing the
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: show that I'm hanging on, Likexino. Then you just end
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: up meeting like some fun dudes, and next thing you know,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 3: it's like it's five in the morning and I'm just
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: trying to go to bed. I gotta get up at
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: like eight to drive three hours back. So I get
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: up and I'm driving back and I mean, I'm so
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: I feel so awful and uh. And when I and
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 3: I have this in my joked, I walked out at
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: the casino and there's like wolf like uh and this
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: really happened. There's a wolf like in my path to
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: go to my car in the parking lot and just
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: sitting there staring at me. And I was like, uh,
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: you know, like I don't know what this is. Like
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: it made me really dude, and I swear it was
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: a wolf. And so I was like, this is insane,
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: you know, because I was like, I don't you know
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 3: what is that?
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: Is it a wolf?
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: Is it the guy I hung out with last night?
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know? And so I went, yeah, he turned
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 3: into a wolf, and now he's like, good day, sir. Yeah,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: So I just went back inside, and I remember I
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: just rolled my stuff back in the casino and I
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: just stood there. I'm not talking to anybody like it's
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 3: and I just kind of stood inside for a second.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: And then I went back out and then the wolf
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: was gone. And so then I went to my car
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: and then I drove back and uh. And then when
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: I was driving back, Uh, I'm in the I mean
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: middle of nowhere, Arizona, just on a road alone, and
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: a helicopter lands in front of me and picks up,
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: like a life support some guy on the side of
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: the road and then takes him and flies and I
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: have to wait for that to happen.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: And so and I'm so hungover that I'm like annoy it.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: I'm like, here we go, like you know, I mean,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 3: I've never had to stop for helicopter in my life.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: I don't expect to ever do it ever again. And
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: I handled that moment hungover, just like and want look
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: at this every day every day, every helicopter every day
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: there goes every day. I'm looking at that. I'm not
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: I should have video of this, I should have pictures.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 3: I didn't do any of that. I just was like, hey,
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: we I was like, can I get around him? Like
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: it's a hell. I mean, he's just in the middle
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: of that. There's no buildings, there's just me, this helicopter.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: There's five us and it's the helicopter people, that guy
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 3: and me and uh and then finally took off and
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: I kept driving and so that was like, that was
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: a tough one that happened. I I I think so,
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: I really yeah, because it was. It was the day after.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: It feels like so far away now, but yeah, that
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: I do believe that all that stuff happened. And that
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: was stuff like when I drank like I because I
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: talked about that my special and like uh on one
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 3: of my specials. But uh, it's uh yeah, those are
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: moments that you're like, such fun moments that you think
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 3: for when you first start drinking.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: Stop drinking. You're like, well, I'm not gonna not be
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: fun anymore.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 4: Got you want the moment to live forever. Keep it going,
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 4: keep it going. Yeah, ma'am, dude, thanks for coming on.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 4: I know you have a hard stop at five, so
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 4: we'll let you get out of here. Thank you for
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 4: coming on and think this fly for being with us
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 4: as well. That motherfucker's around. He's been living his best life. Yeah,
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 4: just rips around on just sitting and you hit that
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 4: damn light about.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: Yea.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: But thanks a lot, man. This has been fucking awesome.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: Absolutely man. Congrats you guys to y'all. It keeps blowing up.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: I love seeing it. Thank you, bro man, thank you.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: All Right, you gotta you gotta host something