Latest / Curtis Sliwa & Larry Mendte In The Morning / Hour 3: Lindsay Clancy's lawyer.
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- 0:12Speaker 1: Well, Jimmy, failure.
- 0:15Speaker 2: You go to sleep with Jimmy at night, 9 to
- 0:18Speaker 2: 12 here at 710WOR, and you wake up with me
- 0:20Speaker 2: and Larry in the morning at 6.
- 0:21Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 0:23Speaker 2: Jimmy, I noticed you weren't at the U.S. Open there
- 0:26Speaker 2: where they were blazing away so much that Maui Waui
- 0:29Speaker 2: and Hindu Kush, they had a stop play on center
- 0:33Speaker 2: court because of the Purple Haze.
- 0:35Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm assuming this was her first time in New
- 0:37Speaker 1: York because I've never walked a foot. The other day
- 0:41Speaker 1: a cop stopped me in Times Square. He's like, are
- 0:43Speaker 1: you smoking marijuana, sir? I was like, no. He's like, well,
- 0:45Speaker 1: here you go then. And he just handed me a joint.
- 0:49Speaker 1: I love the idea of Of her trying to make
- 0:53Speaker 1: this a playable space, but you're not going to survive
- 0:55Speaker 1: in New York if you can't take on the weed.
- 0:58Speaker 1: That's the sad reality of what we've become.
- 1:01Speaker 3: How strong must that weed have been for it to
- 1:05Speaker 3: float over the court?
- 1:07Speaker 1: That's what I mean. We're in Flushing, Queens. So for
- 1:09Speaker 1: that weed to drown out the pee, just that alone.
- 1:13Speaker 1: Just that alone, from all the Mets fans who get
- 1:16Speaker 1: off at that subway platform, you know what I'm talking about.
- 1:19Speaker 1: It's the world's largest outdoor urinal. Willits Point. She should
- 1:22Speaker 1: actually be thankful for that weed.
- 1:25Speaker 2: But now, in addition to the weed, people doing puff-puff
- 1:28Speaker 2: pass in the high-end seats. Yes. Then, of course, there
- 1:32Speaker 2: were the honey deuces for $ 23. That's the cocktail with
- 1:37Speaker 2: three honeydew melon balls in it. It ain't the nutcrackers
- 1:41Speaker 2: that you're used to, Jimmy, at Robert Moses State Park.
- 1:46Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I will tell you where I started because
- 1:49Speaker 1: we used to remember bug juice. Did you guys did
- 1:51Speaker 1: your parents anybody drink bug juice? I went to the beach.
- 1:53Speaker 1: It was essentially an Arnold Palmer. It was lemonade and
- 1:57Speaker 1: it was iced tea and you threw it in a
- 2:00Speaker 1: like a Tupperware pitcher.
- 2:01Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 2:02Speaker 1: And as you got a little older, you realized, like,
- 2:04Speaker 1: Grandpa was slurring his speech a lot from the bug
- 2:06Speaker 1: juice because they would spike it with vodka or something
- 2:08Speaker 1: like that. Bug juice. We called it bug juice. I
- 2:10Speaker 1: don't know where it got its name from. I think
- 2:12Speaker 1: a lot of people drank it as an Arnold Palmer. Okay.
- 2:15Speaker 1: But the honey juice is just, you know, for people
- 2:18Speaker 1: who like bug juice but want to spend $ 58 instead
- 2:20Speaker 1: of the $ 3 we spend because they're expensive.
- 2:22Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, what we did was you bring a watermelon in,
- 2:26Speaker 2: you make a hole at the top, you put a
- 2:27Speaker 2: pint of vodka in, it saturates in the watermelon.
- 2:31Speaker 1: So this way.
- 2:32Speaker 2: The park ranger can't come around and say you had
- 2:35Speaker 2: booze on the beach. But boy, you love that watermelon.
- 2:40Speaker 1: Oh, you were a mess. Yeah.
- 2:41Speaker 3: I think it's funny that they're not going to ban
- 2:44Speaker 3: the weed.
- 2:45Speaker 1: No.
- 2:45Speaker 3: But they are going to ban the influencers. The influencers
- 2:48Speaker 3: can't go anymore because apparently they've just been a nuisance.
- 2:51Speaker 1: Because that's the thing. The smell of weed is baked
- 2:53Speaker 1: into the cake at this point. We've all made peace
- 2:55Speaker 1: with the fact that this is just our life now.
- 2:57Speaker 1: The influencer is still, you know, a new thing relatively
- 3:01Speaker 1: in the last four or five years. That's just popped up,
- 3:03Speaker 1: and I think it's one of those universal things we
- 3:05Speaker 1: all agree is kind of annoying. Is that a fair
- 3:09Speaker 1: way to put it? It's just annoying. In a confined
- 3:11Speaker 1: space with a hole out of them? Are you kidding me? Dude,
- 3:14Speaker 1: I was in Jackson Hole with Jenny Fela over the weekend,
- 3:17Speaker 1: which again, Wyoming, amazing.
- 3:19Speaker 2: Jackson Hole with all the masters of the universe, Elon
- 3:22Speaker 2: Musk and company.
- 3:23Speaker 1: Come on, let's be clear. Where I rank on the
- 3:25Speaker 1: totem pole at Fox News, it was like Jermaine Jackson Hole.
- 3:28Speaker 1: It's like, come on. I was at Tito Jackson home. Okay.
- 3:33Speaker 1: It wasn't fancy, but the point is we were out
- 3:36Speaker 1: there and you're in the wild and there's like bison
- 3:38Speaker 1: and there's like bears. And then there's like this gorgeous
- 3:41Speaker 1: 19 year old filming a selfie video, walking straight down
- 3:44Speaker 1: the thruway where the bison are crossing the road. I
- 3:47Speaker 1: have never rooted harder for an animal to spontaneously kill somebody.
- 3:52Speaker 1: And that's not who I am. But influences have made
- 3:54Speaker 1: me that guy, you know, because everywhere you go now,
- 3:57Speaker 1: you're you're actually a B actor in somebody else's movie.
- 4:01Speaker 1: I root hard for that bison.
- 4:02Speaker 2: Well, no, the king and queen have demanded that no
- 4:06Speaker 2: influences be at Wimbledon next year for their strawberries and cream.
- 4:11Speaker 1: Keep the influences out. Yes, they want no influencers and
- 4:15Speaker 1: no Meghan and Harry.
- 4:16Speaker 2: I love that.
- 4:17Speaker 1: It's like, nah. Have you heard about.
- 4:19Speaker 3: This serial nudist in Reddington Township, New Jersey? He's been
- 4:23Speaker 3: doing this for years. He rides his bike naked. He
- 4:26Speaker 3: has his helmet on.
- 4:27Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 4:28Speaker 1: But all the rest of them, no clothes. I saw that.
- 4:31Speaker 1: You saw that? They're trying to stop him. Do you
- 4:33Speaker 1: know anything? I know nothing, but I know the first
- 4:35Speaker 1: guy who called it in said he had a suspicious package.
- 4:37Speaker 1: Good night, everybody!
- 4:38Speaker 2: Good night!
- 4:39Speaker 1: I gotta go! All right! Okay! Sorry. Sorry, I'm wide awake. Yeah, no,
- 4:53Speaker 1: it's a crazy story, man. But it's one of those
- 4:55Speaker 1: other stories that, like, also gives you perspective. Because if
- 4:58Speaker 1: you remember, like, out on the West Coast, I was
- 5:00Speaker 1: in Portland. They do these nude bike rides. That's a
- 5:03Speaker 1: known thing. You can look that up. Where, like, 500
- 5:05Speaker 1: people ride their bikes nude through the community as some
- 5:08Speaker 1: form of free expression. They do it in Philly? Of course.
- 5:10Speaker 1: So that's the point. If anything, this guy was just
- 5:12Speaker 1: failed by his GPS. He is a victim of... Of
- 5:18Speaker 1: bad Wi-Fi. That's what he is.
- 5:20Speaker 2: Now, Jimmy, you are a frequent flyer because of all
- 5:24Speaker 2: the locations you have to go to perform your comedy
- 5:28Speaker 2: with big audiences getting bigger and bigger. We thought with
- 5:31Speaker 2: the end of Spirit Airline, the Rock'em Sock'em Fights disputes,
- 5:37Speaker 2: racially charged incidences would sort of.
- 5:42Speaker 2: Yes. We couldn't have been more hopelessly wrong. You saw
- 5:46Speaker 2: that real estate guy from Arizona. He's in first class.
- 5:49Speaker 1: Yeah, he is.
- 5:50Speaker 2: And he's deciding that he isn't like this black flight
- 5:54Speaker 2: attendant and he's dropping the N-bomb and other cusses. And
- 5:58Speaker 2: all of a sudden, he's fighting with the person next
- 6:00Speaker 2: to him and a woman behind him.
- 6:02Speaker 1: And then these two guys get up from, of course, Coach. Yeah, yeah.
- 6:05Speaker 1: Come up there from New Jersey.
- 6:07Speaker 2: And the flight attendant apparently has ties, plastic ties, and
- 6:12Speaker 2: duct tape.
- 6:12Speaker 1: Wow. And they totally tie the guy.
- 6:16Speaker 2: Up and then duct take him from his navel right
- 6:20Speaker 2: up to his head, to his seat, his first class seat.
- 6:22Speaker 1: Yes.
- 6:23Speaker 2: So that he can't talk. He can't say anything. He
- 6:25Speaker 2: can't disturb anybody. Right out of the annals of the
- 6:28Speaker 2: old spirit air life.
- 6:29Speaker 4: Amen.
- 6:29Speaker 1: But I think we're all missing the plot here. There's
- 6:31Speaker 1: a flight attendant who has a side job as a dominatrix.
- 6:37Speaker 1: For her to be carrying that much tape and zip ties,
- 6:40Speaker 1: I mean, what is she doing on the OnlyFans when
- 6:43Speaker 1: that plane lands? That's what I want to know. But
- 6:46Speaker 1: you know what? He made his first mistake. You can't
- 6:47Speaker 1: mouth off in first class because everybody in coach hates
- 6:49Speaker 1: you by default. So they've been flying coach their whole
- 6:52Speaker 1: lives waiting for a guy like this to pop off.
- 6:55Speaker 1: And I loved it. What surprised me is you usually
- 6:58Speaker 1: see the chaos on the budget airlines. Because of the
- 7:01Speaker 1: surprise charges. That's why Spirit was always violent. The plane,
- 7:06Speaker 1: your ticket was $ 89 to Detroit, but by the time
- 7:08Speaker 1: you landed, you owed them $ 468 for your laptop. Have
- 7:11Speaker 1: you ever really flown Spirit Airlines? Yes. Where they're like,
- 7:14Speaker 1: in the event of a change in cabin pressure, swipe
- 7:17Speaker 1: your MasterCard or Visa. Pull down on the oxygen mask. Now,
- 7:19Speaker 1: what do you mean?
- 7:21Speaker 2: You got the two heroes from New Jersey. They own
- 7:24Speaker 2: and work at a gun shop. Do you know that
- 7:26Speaker 2: once they landed at BWI, Baltimore, Washington International Airport, and
- 7:31Speaker 2: they changed everything, cleaned it out, and then continued on
- 7:34Speaker 2: to Newark International, they didn't even give them free drinks.
- 7:38Speaker 1: Nothing? Oh, come on. Oh, no. Well, that would be fair.
- 7:40Speaker 1: They gave them no complimentary drinks. Just basically, thank you.
- 7:44Speaker 1: That would be fair. Drinks is what got them into
- 7:46Speaker 1: this mess. Hey, listen, we'd love to hear from you.
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- 8:07Speaker 3: way to change the tone a little bit.
- 8:09Speaker 4: Okay.
- 8:10Speaker 1: Because, you know, this is the 9-11 week.
- 8:12Speaker 2: Yep.
- 8:13Speaker 1: Do you have memories? So many. I mean, I was
- 8:15Speaker 1: here and my brother was a city cop. My brother
- 8:18Speaker 1: Jerry was a city cop. And he was one of
- 8:20Speaker 1: those guys that was brave enough on his day off
- 8:23Speaker 1: to rush down there. And I was brave enough to
- 8:25Speaker 1: drive him to the train. He went into Queens. I
- 8:28Speaker 1: didn't really drive him directly to the train. We drove
- 8:30Speaker 1: him to where his sergeant turned out of off the Clearview.
- 8:34Speaker 1: And then they went into the city from there. And
- 8:36Speaker 1: he spent probably the next six months out in Staten Island.
- 8:40Speaker 1: They sent a lot of guys to the dumps that
- 8:42Speaker 1: were raking debris. You know, he was at 9-11 day of.
- 8:45Speaker 1: He was there by about 11 a.m. But he spent
- 8:47Speaker 1: the next six months out there at the pile in
- 8:49Speaker 1: Staten Island. My best friend growing up at Division Avenue
- 8:52Speaker 1: High School in Levittown, Ray DeVito, is a Port Authority cop.
- 8:55Speaker 1: He was about a week into his career when it happened.
- 8:58Speaker 1: And he was there day of and spent basically the
- 9:01Speaker 1: next 10 months down there at the pit. And thankfully,
- 9:05Speaker 1: it's OK. He didn't get like any of those retroactive
- 9:08Speaker 1: cancers that we hear too much about, which is really
- 9:10Speaker 1: sad stuff. But what I loved about it as a
- 9:13Speaker 1: New Yorker is we got this 17 to 20 day
- 9:17Speaker 1: window of people actually, you know, driving around, letting you
- 9:21Speaker 1: merge in traffic, using their blinkers, putting American flags on
- 9:24Speaker 1: their antennas. By about October 1st, we were back to
- 9:27Speaker 1: giving each other the finger and throwing bottles of pee
- 9:29Speaker 1: at each other. But I'll never forget those 17 days
- 9:33Speaker 1: where it was so bizarre to drive around New York.
- 9:35Speaker 1: Everybody was friendly. Everybody was a Yankee fan. Oh, loving
- 9:38Speaker 1: one another.
- 9:38Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 9:38Speaker 1: Looking for American flags that were made in red China.
- 9:41Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 9:42Speaker 1: They ran out of them at Wal-Mart. But I'm glad
- 9:44Speaker 1: you brought up the fresh kills in landfill.
- 9:46Speaker 2: Yes. Every particuli of debris was loaded on barges in
- 9:51Speaker 2: Hudson River. So when it's loaded on the barges, all
- 9:55Speaker 2: the toxic fumes are going up in the air, and
- 9:58Speaker 2: it's taking a fresh kick. It's laid out on the hill.
- 10:02Speaker 2: And there are men and women, I was there twice,
- 10:04Speaker 2: in hazmat suits with little rakes going through all the
- 10:08Speaker 2: particuli looking for any DNA that could clearly identify a
- 10:13Speaker 2: casualty so that the family could clearly say, okay, now
- 10:17Speaker 2: we can rest in peace.
- 10:19Speaker 1: Yep. That was really grim. My brother, Joey, was one
- 10:22Speaker 1: of those guys. He was out there in Staten Island
- 10:24Speaker 1: almost five, six nights a week because they didn't get
- 10:27Speaker 1: a lot of time off in that window in the
- 10:30Speaker 1: initial phase. But what you see in those horrible moments
- 10:34Speaker 1: is you see the best of humanity. There's no silver
- 10:39Speaker 1: lining to something like September 11th, but if you ever
- 10:41Speaker 1: want to reinforce your faith in how there's so many
- 10:44Speaker 1: more good people than bad people. Because we live in
- 10:46Speaker 1: this era where the squeaky wheels get the most grease.
- 10:48Speaker 1: That's most of what we cover in the media. And
- 10:50Speaker 1: it has a way of convincing you they're a majority.
- 10:52Speaker 1: But they're not a majority. You know, 9-11 is the
- 10:54Speaker 1: proof that they're outnumbered like 99 to 1. You know,
- 10:57Speaker 1: we just didn't have social media back then.
- 10:59Speaker 3: That's really well said. It was the worst day, but
- 11:01Speaker 3: it was the best of humanity.
- 11:02Speaker 1: Absolutely.
- 11:03Speaker 3: When we come back, we are looking forward to your
- 11:06Speaker 3: talkbacks for Jimmy Fallon because we have more of Jimmy
- 11:09Speaker 3: Fallon when we come back.
- 11:10Speaker 2: Curtis Lewa and Larry Minty on 710WOR. Well, Jimmy, don't
- 11:18Speaker 2: fail me now, Phil.
- 11:20Speaker 1: There he is.
- 11:21Speaker 2: Sleep with Jimmy at night, 9 to 12 on 710WR.
- 11:25Speaker 2: Wake up! With Larry and me in the morning at 6. Now,
- 11:28Speaker 2: you strike me as somebody who binge texts late at
- 11:33Speaker 2: night into the wee hours of the morning. You're sitting
- 11:35Speaker 2: there at your local strip parlor, you know, eyeballing your product.
- 11:39Speaker 1: But there's no Wi-Fi in Flash Dancers. Let me stop
- 11:42Speaker 1: you right there. Well, you would know. Let me stop
- 11:45Speaker 1: you right there.
- 11:46Speaker 2: But I want to ask you about Trump. He was
- 11:48Speaker 2: a bit excessive. Had about 40 posts in 10 hours.
- 11:53Speaker 2: New Mexico is now New America. He has a map
- 11:58Speaker 2: out where Canada and Mexico has been annexed by the USA.
- 12:02Speaker 2: He claims the moon belongs to the USA. And then
- 12:06Speaker 2: the kicker was... He said Trump is the best leader ever. Mirror,
- 12:11Speaker 2: mirror on the wall, who's the greatest president of them all?
- 12:15Speaker 2: And Obama is looking in the mirror, and who does
- 12:18Speaker 2: he see? President Donald Trump. What gets somebody to the
- 12:22Speaker 2: point where they can put out 40 texts, 40 tweets
- 12:26Speaker 2: in 10 hours?
- 12:28Speaker 1: The thing about Adderall is you take it.
- 12:33Speaker 1: You know, usually take it to college because you need
- 12:35Speaker 1: to write a term paper. You're on a deadline. Every
- 12:39Speaker 1: thought that comes to mind is worth sharing with the world.
- 12:41Speaker 1: He strikes me as like a college-aged Adderall student. Now,
- 12:45Speaker 1: I don't know that that's true, but every time I
- 12:46Speaker 1: read these late-night tweet barrages, you know who I feel
- 12:49Speaker 1: bad for? It's that 22-year-old girl who actually types out
- 12:52Speaker 1: his tweet. She hasn't had a good night of sleep
- 12:55Speaker 1: in nine years. He's like, get out of bed. I
- 12:58Speaker 1: want to annex Canada. I got this map I just saw.
- 13:01Speaker 1: Wake up. She must have a place in the White House.
- 13:04Speaker 1: She must have a bedroom in the White House. It's
- 13:06Speaker 1: a disaster. It's a shame. Speaking of Adderall.
- 13:10Speaker 3: I think he does it to change the topic all
- 13:13Speaker 3: the time. Because everybody's talking about this today. Nobody's talking
- 13:16Speaker 3: about Iran. Nobody's talking about gas prices.
- 13:18Speaker 1: I mean this. In the movie Bull Durham, Trump is
- 13:20Speaker 1: very much Bull Durham. So in the movie Bull Durham,
- 13:22Speaker 1: Kevin Costner plays the... uh catcher who i believe was
- 13:26Speaker 1: named after crash crash davis i believe our crash was
- 13:28Speaker 1: the inspiration for the kevin costner character he's not he
- 13:32Speaker 1: should be rightfully so one of the biggest oscar snubs
- 13:34Speaker 1: of our time is crash not getting but anyway so
- 13:37Speaker 1: kevin costner walks out to the timothy robbins character the
- 13:40Speaker 1: pitcher and he says hey man i want you to
- 13:41Speaker 1: throw the next pitch i want you to hit the
- 13:43Speaker 1: mascot because what he's talking about is just trust me
- 13:45Speaker 1: hit the mascot everybody's going to be so uncomfortable digging
- 13:48Speaker 1: in against you Because you just hit the mascot with
- 13:51Speaker 1: a hundred mile an hour fastball. And I think sometimes
- 13:53Speaker 1: when I read Trump tweets, he's just hitting the mascot,
- 13:55Speaker 1: like you said, because it does take the news cycle
- 13:58Speaker 1: and kind of snow globe it, hold it upside down,
- 14:00Speaker 1: shake it up, put it back down. And now we're
- 14:02Speaker 1: doing this. Do you remember Springfield, Ohio? They're eating the dogs.
- 14:05Speaker 1: They're eating the cats.
- 14:06Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 14:06Speaker 1: We did talk about mass migration after that. Okay. Pet
- 14:09Speaker 1: adoptions went down a little bit.
- 14:10Speaker 2: Sorry.
- 14:10Speaker 1: Yeah. But the subject, the engagement went up.
- 14:15Speaker 2: Well, that leads me to asking you, what is on
- 14:18Speaker 2: your schedule for September 9th and 10th? Will you be
- 14:22Speaker 2: flying in to DFW Dallas-Fort Worth Airport and be in attendance?
- 14:27Speaker 2: Because you have to be. You almost have to be, Jimmy.
- 14:30Speaker 2: It's a big event. I'll be covering it here in
- 14:32Speaker 2: New York, though. When there's a significant something of major
- 14:35Speaker 2: import happening in the world, if you notice, you don't
- 14:38Speaker 2: see as much of your buddy Jimmy Fallon on the TV, okay?
- 14:42Speaker 2: When the world's on fire, they're not bringing me in
- 14:43Speaker 2: to make balloon animals, you know? Okay, that's just how
- 14:46Speaker 2: it works.
- 14:48Speaker 1: Who's the go-to, Brett? Yeah, no, they bring in the
- 14:50Speaker 1: news people. Like, today I'm on Fox probably eight times.
- 14:52Speaker 1: I'm on all day, okay? I'm in America's newsroom at 1030.
- 14:55Speaker 1: I'm with Stuart Varney, Laura Ingraham. But it's Tuesday, you
- 14:59Speaker 1: know what I mean?
- 15:05Speaker 2: So for the mini-convention in Dallas that the president has
- 15:08Speaker 2: called your... Persona non grata is that?
- 15:11Speaker 1: No, not at all. I mean, it's just that they
- 15:13Speaker 1: send the, you know, like they have like a Democracy
- 15:15Speaker 1: 2024 team. Now they have a Democracy 2026 team. They
- 15:19Speaker 1: have like an internal unit of like 40 people that
- 15:23Speaker 1: are out on the campaign trail and are part of
- 15:26Speaker 1: a well-organized deployment schedule. If you're going to be here
- 15:29Speaker 1: because there's a primary in New Hampshire tonight. And that's
- 15:31Speaker 1: how it works. Shocked you're not on it. Real quick,
- 15:34Speaker 1: we have a talk back. Give it to me.
- 15:36Speaker 4: Good morning, Jimmy.
- 15:37Speaker 1: When you said you were in.
- 15:39Speaker 4: Jacksonville. I was like, wow, that sounds like a great vacation.
- 15:45Speaker 4: But then I figured out Jackson hole and my hearing
- 15:48Speaker 4: must be really going. Cause I think for a year
- 15:51Speaker 4: I thought you were Jimmy Fallon. I mean, are you
- 15:55Speaker 4: that proud.
- 15:55Speaker 1: Of that name? I shouldn't ask that. It's just, I
- 15:59Speaker 1: really want you to be, have a different last name.
- 16:01Speaker 4: Oh no. Maybe McMurray.
- 16:02Speaker 1: I have so much to unpack here. Okay, and I am,
- 16:10Speaker 1: it's like Jimmy Fallon, but with a million more viewers. Okay,
- 16:14Speaker 1: I mean, fair, to be clear. Jimmy Fallon, if he
- 16:16Speaker 1: had a million more viewers per episode.
- 16:18Speaker 2: Well, up next, you're not going to want to miss
- 16:20Speaker 2: the question I'm going to ask. Jimmy, don't fail me now, failure.
- 16:23Speaker 2: You better not fail me.
- 16:24Speaker 1: Curtis Sliwa. Larry Menti. On 710WOR.
- 16:30Speaker 2: So, Jimmy, don't fail me, failure. You go to bed
- 16:34Speaker 2: with him at night listening to him. Here at 710
- 16:38Speaker 2: WOR 9 to 12. And then you wake up with
- 16:40Speaker 2: me and Larry in the morning at 6. But you
- 16:42Speaker 2: told us this long story how you were out in
- 16:45Speaker 2: Jellystone National Park with Yogi Bear and Google Bear.
- 16:50Speaker 1: Avoiding the park, parky. But I don't buy that. Okay.
- 16:57Speaker 2: I think that was a great diversionary thing for you
- 17:00Speaker 2: to say that you were out there when all of
- 17:03Speaker 2: a sudden those memos came down.
- 17:05Speaker 1: Which memos? What do you mean, which memos? I was
- 17:08Speaker 1: chasing bear. I wasn't reading memos. Give me anything you got.
- 17:11Speaker 1: Hold on a second. I love how he prefaces these,
- 17:13Speaker 1: because he's like, when we come back, I'm going to
- 17:14Speaker 1: make you sweat. I'm like, Curtis, I'm 260 pounds. Everything
- 17:16Speaker 1: makes me sweat. This is no accomplishment. He was sweating
- 17:20Speaker 1: walking in. I walked in here, doused. Someone handed me
- 17:26Speaker 1: a lemon wedge and a cup of water. But continue.
- 17:30Speaker 1: So let me get this straight.
- 17:31Speaker 2: You didn't get the memos from up high at the
- 17:33Speaker 2: Fox News channel? That there was to be no discussions
- 17:38Speaker 2: about President Donald Trump if he talked about election interference,
- 17:42Speaker 2: which apparently led to Maria Bartoloma getting released.
- 17:48Speaker 1: Well, the one thing I can tell you is whenever
- 17:49Speaker 1: Fox has like a company wide directive of significant consequence.
- 17:53Speaker 1: The first thing they do is call the community college
- 17:55Speaker 1: graduate who plays video games in his 40s. They make
- 18:00Speaker 1: sure everything is filtered right through me. They're like, hey,
- 18:02Speaker 1: but before we announce this, can you get the guy
- 18:04Speaker 1: that was driving a cab on his 40th birthday with
- 18:07Speaker 1: no health insurance and owed a bookie 43 grand?
- 18:09Speaker 4: Because.
- 18:10Speaker 1: We've got to make sure this sits right with him. OK,
- 18:12Speaker 1: the thing about I don't even get a post-it note,
- 18:15Speaker 1: let alone a memo. So I couldn't add much to
- 18:18Speaker 1: this other than this is what I will tell you. Yes, yes.
- 18:21Speaker 1: This is of, I think, consequence to the discussion that
- 18:25Speaker 1: we're having. I always in these pockets, invariably as a
- 18:29Speaker 1: TV host at Fox, people come to you with their
- 18:31Speaker 1: personal animus towards the network. That was a thing. Do
- 18:34Speaker 1: you remember when Tucker left? People were messaging me, like
- 18:39Speaker 1: straight up, like, you got to quit out of solidarity.
- 18:42Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, Tucker is making $ 20 million a year.
- 18:46Speaker 1: I'm selling pictures of my wife's feet on OnlyFans to
- 18:50Speaker 1: pay my mortgage. They're not even her feet. They're my feet.
- 18:52Speaker 1: I just use her profile picture. You get more money
- 18:54Speaker 1: that way.
- 18:55Speaker 2: What?
- 18:55Speaker 1: I bought one. Larry wants a refund. Oh, God. But
- 19:02Speaker 1: I do appreciate like people coming to you, you know
- 19:05Speaker 1: what I mean? And they want, they want some type of,
- 19:07Speaker 1: you know, make sense of this for me, but I'm
- 19:10Speaker 1: not in that loop. Like I'm not even trying to like,
- 19:13Speaker 1: you know, you know, kind of avoid a question. It's
- 19:15Speaker 1: like what I do for real. Okay. I try to
- 19:18Speaker 1: describe it to people this way. I am a cable
- 19:20Speaker 1: news palette cleanser. This is what I do. Okay. But
- 19:23Speaker 1: you've seen me on Ingram tonight. You see me on
- 19:24Speaker 1: waters tomorrow night. You see me on Hannity on Friday.
- 19:26Speaker 1: When do I come on the last five minutes of
- 19:28Speaker 1: the show? Why? Because the top of the show, someone
- 19:31Speaker 1: either gets killed or goes to jail. OK, the middle
- 19:33Speaker 1: of the show, they blame somebody for killing somebody and
- 19:36Speaker 1: sending in the jail. And then you're like, God, I
- 19:37Speaker 1: can't watch any more of this. And then Jimmy comes on,
- 19:40Speaker 1: does a couple of card tricks. And I think I'll
- 19:42Speaker 1: stick with it to the top of the next hour.
- 19:44Speaker 1: And that's what I am. I am cable news sorbet.
- 19:47Speaker 1: So they don't actually want me to know anything. They
- 19:50Speaker 1: just want me to get out. They want the show
- 19:52Speaker 1: pony to put on his little rhinestone saddle and hop
- 19:54Speaker 1: the fence. And that's what Saturday night is. They give
- 19:56Speaker 1: us a one hour autonomous zone in the news. You know,
- 19:59Speaker 1: there's that 10 mile stretch between North Korea and South
- 20:01Speaker 1: Korea where nobody shoots at each other. That's my show,
- 20:04Speaker 1: Saturday night, even hour. The DMZ. Yeah, I'm the DMZ
- 20:06Speaker 1: of comedy. And then I'm on from 10 to 11.
- 20:10Speaker 1: At about 11.01, the network usually issues an apology. And
- 20:13Speaker 1: then by Sunday morning, everybody's back to fighting it out
- 20:16Speaker 1: on politics again. That's how it works. So you were
- 20:20Speaker 1: out of the loop. Yeah, on that, yes. So I
- 20:23Speaker 1: would tell you this. I obviously haven't seen her because
- 20:25Speaker 1: she was on, her show was on so early that
- 20:28Speaker 1: I would only see her sometimes like midday. If I
- 20:31Speaker 1: had an early, like a late morning hit, Because I
- 20:33Speaker 1: think when you get in that early, you get in,
- 20:34Speaker 1: you get out. You know what I mean? So I
- 20:35Speaker 1: didn't see a lot of her over the years. She
- 20:37Speaker 1: was always cool to me. So the thing about cable is,
- 20:39Speaker 1: and I think media as a whole, everybody's going to
- 20:42Speaker 1: run into everybody again. It reminds me a lot of
- 20:43Speaker 1: my taxi. People tell you you're never going to see
- 20:45Speaker 1: these people again. So you talk to them like you're
- 20:46Speaker 1: never going to see them again. And then you see
- 20:47Speaker 1: him again. You know what I mean? And it's the
- 20:49Speaker 1: guy who liked to get spanked with a GI Joe.
- 20:51Speaker 1: He's in your back seat now. And you were sure
- 20:54Speaker 1: you'd never see him again. So you told him you
- 20:56Speaker 1: liked to get hit with a transformer. And now the
- 20:58Speaker 1: two of you are sitting there. Do you want to
- 21:00Speaker 1: have a play date? How are you going to do this?
- 21:01Speaker 1: You might miss your flight. So, you know, you just
- 21:04Speaker 1: got to wish people the best. And I do trust
- 21:06Speaker 1: this is the truth when it comes to, like, Fox management.
- 21:09Speaker 1: The only thing that has ever made me question their
- 21:11Speaker 1: infinite wisdom is the fact that they gave me a show.
- 21:14Speaker 1: Because other than that, if you look at the growth
- 21:15Speaker 1: of the network across every platform, like they know what
- 21:18Speaker 1: they're doing, okay? And they know why they're doing it,
- 21:21Speaker 1: you know? So to that extent, I really never really
- 21:24Speaker 1: have questions. Plus, again, I'm at this other place in
- 21:27Speaker 1: my career where I, you know, do you ever see
- 21:29Speaker 1: New Jack City where they hold a guy upside down
- 21:31Speaker 1: by his ankles off the side of the building? Of course. Yeah.
- 21:34Speaker 1: That's kind of who I am. You know, I'm like
- 21:36Speaker 1: the pookie, you know, so. Man, you are good. I'm
- 21:39Speaker 1: playing defense.
- 21:40Speaker 2: You are.
- 21:40Speaker 1: You play defense. But it's a real answer. Yeah, that's
- 21:43Speaker 1: a real answer.
- 21:44Speaker 3: They should send you to all the congressional hearings.
- 21:47Speaker 1: Oh, I'd crush. You'd be so damn good not answering
- 21:50Speaker 1: your question.
- 21:50Speaker 3: You wouldn't send me to that Fauci under-advice of counsel.
- 21:54Speaker 3: So you heard nothing at all about this memo?
- 21:57Speaker 1: No, like meaning don't come. No, because if you if
- 22:00Speaker 1: there's a memo that says something about what an election
- 22:02Speaker 1: speech again, think of the show I do. We would
- 22:05Speaker 1: never touch it. You know what I mean? We might
- 22:07Speaker 1: make fun of something he said. But the one thing
- 22:09Speaker 1: you'll notice on Fox News Saturday night, which is real,
- 22:12Speaker 1: I don't editorialize. You will never catch me in my
- 22:15Speaker 1: monologue ever. You go back and watch every tape saying
- 22:18Speaker 1: we should be doing it this way. If I'm saying that,
- 22:20Speaker 1: it might be about dating. You know what I mean?
- 22:22Speaker 1: But you'll never see me doing it about politics. No,
- 22:24Speaker 1: that's true. Because the minute you editorialize as a comedian,
- 22:27Speaker 1: you do lose a percentage of your audience because they
- 22:29Speaker 1: don't think you're bargaining with them in good faith anymore.
- 22:31Speaker 1: So what I do is very unique to the channel.
- 22:34Speaker 1: I wish Macklemore would have talked to you.
- 22:39Speaker 2: I think you need to be on that Staten Island
- 22:44Speaker 2: ferry for that special comedy show.
- 22:46Speaker 1: That'd be great. Have they reached out to you?
- 22:50Speaker 4: No.
- 22:50Speaker 1: But is that a Pete Davidson thing? I didn't know
- 22:52Speaker 1: it was a thing.
- 22:52Speaker 4: Yes, yes.
- 22:53Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, one night. Three tickets. I didn't know that. Yeah,
- 22:56Speaker 1: I'll get you the information. I've been out of the loop,
- 23:00Speaker 1: but I like Pete Davidson. He's great. And jokes. Remember
- 23:02Speaker 1: when he was dating Kim Kardashian? So, like, three years
- 23:05Speaker 1: ago at the White House Correspondents Dinner, he walks in
- 23:08Speaker 1: on the red carpet with her and immediately gets thrown. Like,
- 23:11Speaker 1: it's a dwarf tossing contest out of the shot so
- 23:14Speaker 1: they can photograph her. He was in, like, one shot
- 23:16Speaker 1: and just thrown. And I was like, hey, man, good
- 23:18Speaker 1: to see you. He's like, yeah, this is my life now.
- 23:19Speaker 4: And that was after he dated Ariana Grande.
- 23:24Speaker 1: Yes.
- 23:25Speaker 4: What?
- 23:26Speaker 1: Yeah, well, clearly. They, you know, I don't know. There
- 23:29Speaker 1: was a creative differences. I think he wanted to launch
- 23:32Speaker 1: a cooking show. She was clearly.
- 23:33Speaker 3: Against that sort of thing.
- 23:36Speaker 1: He had a whole bit on that. Remember that little
- 23:38Speaker 1: television about going out with Ariana Grande? It was brilliant.
- 23:42Speaker 1: It was really good.
- 23:43Speaker 2: Then you were out of the loop because I'm surprised
- 23:45Speaker 2: you won't be on the JFK, the Staten Island Ferry,
- 23:48Speaker 2: for that.
- 23:49Speaker 1: One time, one time only. That would be amazing.
- 23:50Speaker 2: Bring your life preserver comedy show somewhere out in the
- 23:55Speaker 2: East River or the Hudson River.
- 23:57Speaker 1: Oh, I'd love that. You could probably make that happen. Yeah,
- 24:00Speaker 1: I'll call Pete or something. I'll be like, hey, Menti
- 24:02Speaker 1: and Sliwa said put me on your show. They'll say who? No,
- 24:05Speaker 1: they won't. He knows. The memo's out. Anyway, that memo
- 24:10Speaker 1: went out.
- 24:10Speaker 2: Up next, just moments ago, Lindsay Clancy's lawyer on GMA
- 24:16Speaker 2: asked the president, Donald Trump, to consider pardoning his client.
- 24:21Speaker 1: We'll discuss that up next. Curtis Lewa and Larry Mendte
- 24:25Speaker 1: in the morning. New York's new wake-up call.
- 24:28Speaker 3: On 710WOR.
- 24:29Speaker 2: Well, Larry and Jimmy Failure, Natalie, we had discussed before
- 24:36Speaker 2: you arrived, Jimmy, that which juror would end up getting
- 24:40Speaker 2: the first exclusive interview on morning television.
- 24:43Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
- 24:44Speaker 2: Well, it wasn't a juror. It was Lindsey Clancy's lawyer
- 24:47Speaker 2: who appeared on GMA just moments ago.
- 24:49Speaker 1: That's a tough get. Yeah. He talks all the time.
- 24:55Speaker 1: They didn't even know he was booked. He just walked in.
- 24:57Speaker 1: It's like, hey.
- 24:59Speaker 2: But he asked the president, Donald Trump, he looked in
- 25:01Speaker 2: the camera and he said, I'd like you to consider
- 25:04Speaker 2: pardoning my client.
- 25:08Speaker 1: Is that a laugh or are you joking? Should I
- 25:10Speaker 1: get the life back? There's a great line in Bronx.
- 25:13Speaker 1: There's a great line in Bronx where he goes, he
- 25:15Speaker 1: gave it a shot. He goes, what do you want, dad?
- 25:16Speaker 1: He gave it a shot. Okay, the guy gave it
- 25:18Speaker 1: a shot. He's a clown. And he knows this makes
- 25:20Speaker 1: the case even more talked about than it already is.
- 25:23Speaker 1: And that, I think, is the biggest problem with cases
- 25:25Speaker 1: like this. Is they attract the worst people who like
- 25:28Speaker 1: to surf off the relevance of the case. And then
- 25:31Speaker 1: you kind of shine a black light on all the
- 25:32Speaker 1: other nutbags that supported this woman and donated. But it's
- 25:35Speaker 1: a litmus test for everybody listening right now. I truly
- 25:38Speaker 1: do believe this. We're not going to agree on this
- 25:41Speaker 1: as a people, as a public, as a political unit,
- 25:44Speaker 1: because we disagree on everything these days. But you can't
- 25:48Speaker 1: kill your kids. I mean, sorry. Absolutely. That's all. Come on.
- 25:52Speaker 1: What are we doing here? And nobody talks about the children.
- 25:55Speaker 2: Yes.
- 25:55Speaker 1: Have you noticed that? Of course. She's a victim. People
- 25:59Speaker 1: have lost their minds. And we don't have to dignify
- 26:02Speaker 1: these people. They are not a majority. But we're covering
- 26:05Speaker 1: them like they are because if 50 people show up
- 26:07Speaker 1: and 2,000 people donate in a country of 330 million
- 26:11Speaker 1: of us, we go like, oh, we've all lost our money. No, no,
- 26:13Speaker 1: we haven't. They have. But we have to call them
- 26:15Speaker 1: out so they don't continue to grow in number. That's
- 26:18Speaker 1: the point. It's pretty smart on the attorneys.
- 26:19Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 26:20Speaker 3: On the attorneys that are doing this because now Trump's
- 26:23Speaker 3: going to be asked.
- 26:24Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 26:25Speaker 3: Trump will be asked, hey, the lawyer says you should
- 26:27Speaker 3: pardon Lindsay Clancy, will you? And then half the country
- 26:32Speaker 3: is going to support her because Trump's saying no. So
- 26:35Speaker 3: it's actually a great play on his part.
- 26:37Speaker 1: Yes, but then he's going to tweet a meme of
- 26:39Speaker 1: her house as New America. Hey, what just happened? This
- 26:44Speaker 1: is a serious subject. What's happening here?
- 26:48Speaker 2: And notice her husband, her former husband, is walking around
- 26:52Speaker 2: Midtown Manhattan, and the paparazzi just happened to photograph him
- 26:57Speaker 2: the other day. You couldn't pick that guy out of
- 26:59Speaker 2: a lineup, but all of a sudden they could spot him,
- 27:01Speaker 2: which must have meant that he won it.
- 27:04Speaker 1: To be photographed to say, hey, you know, I'm here.
- 27:07Speaker 2: I got my new life. I didn't go away anywhere.
- 27:10Speaker 2: Because people are going to want to hear his story also.
- 27:14Speaker 1: Everything. And there'll be five Netflix specials about this. You know,
- 27:18Speaker 1: this is one of those, sadly, one of those stories.
- 27:20Speaker 1: But true crime, which is probably one of the most
- 27:24Speaker 1: popular demographics in media. You know, women listen to those
- 27:27Speaker 1: true crime things. You know, half of them just find
- 27:30Speaker 1: this stuff interesting. The other half of them, I think, like,
- 27:34Speaker 1: my wife doesn't listen to it, which makes me feel better.
- 27:36Speaker 1: Because I'm convinced half of these women are just planning
- 27:38Speaker 1: the perfect murder. You know what I mean? I got applause.
- 27:41Speaker 3: When they were leaving the courtroom, women lined up and
- 27:44Speaker 3: applauded her as she was leaving the courtroom.
- 27:47Speaker 1: She killed three kids. No, it's disgusting. It is. It's disgusting. And,
- 27:51Speaker 1: you know, we should be able to universally acknowledge that, okay?
- 27:55Speaker 1: Plenty of women have postpartum, and I'm not diminishing the
- 27:57Speaker 1: significance of it because I didn't go through it. So
- 27:59Speaker 1: I do know it's real, but I also know that 99.9%
- 28:02Speaker 1: of them don't kill three kids. So the idea that
- 28:04Speaker 1: this is excusable because of something 99.9% of the people
- 28:07Speaker 1: get through, and the reality is, let's say we excuse it, okay?
- 28:10Speaker 1: But now she's back in the world. If you're capable
- 28:12Speaker 1: of doing this once, you're capable of doing it as
- 28:14Speaker 1: many times as you have access to it, you know?
- 28:16Speaker 1: And that's why it's unforgivable. And guys, I'm not supposed
- 28:19Speaker 1: to be the voice of reason here on the radio.
- 28:21Speaker 1: They bring me in because I get paid in Tide
- 28:22Speaker 1: Pods and tequila. And here I am giving you a lecture.
- 28:26Speaker 1: It's not even brand name tequila. You get paid in
- 28:29Speaker 1: Tide Pods. If I'm lucky. Okay. On a good day.
- 28:35Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you something, Jimmy Failure. Remember, you
- 28:37Speaker 2: go to sleep with Jimmy at 9-9-6-12.
- 28:40Speaker 1: I heard. No, a lot of people actually stay awake,
- 28:42Speaker 1: oddly enough, Kurt. A lot of them stay awake for
- 28:44Speaker 1: the show. I can tell you.
- 28:47Speaker 2: But the Talk Back in the Morning and winner of
- 28:49Speaker 2: the Curtis Leroy and Larry Menti in the Morning T-shirt
- 28:51Speaker 2: had a special request for you, Jimmy.
- 28:55Speaker 4: Oh, man. Good morning, Jimmy. I think for a year
- 28:59Speaker 4: I thought you were Jimmy Fallon. Can you just change
- 29:02Speaker 4: your name? I mean, are you that proud of that name?
- 29:04Speaker 4: I shouldn't ask that.
- 29:06Speaker 1: It's just, I really want you to have a different
- 29:08Speaker 1: last name. Maybe McMurray.
- 29:12Speaker 4: Whoa!
- 29:14Speaker 1: You're like my wife. My wife wants to change our
- 29:16Speaker 1: last name to something more prestigious, like Epstein. She's like,
- 29:19Speaker 1: I can't be associated with your act anymore.
- 29:22Speaker 2: And remember the Talkback of the Week. We'll win a
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- 29:28Speaker 2: Did you miss Natalie Migliore's first report in her special
- 29:32Speaker 2: 9-11 series? She spoke with some of the youngest people
- 29:35Speaker 2: alive at the time of the attacks as they reflected
- 29:38Speaker 2: on the day the change their lives and our lives forever.
- 29:42Speaker 2: Head to 710WOR. com, click the podcast tab, and listen anytime.
- 29:47Speaker 3: Plus, follow 710WOR on Instagram and Facebook to keep the
- 29:51Speaker 3: conversation going all day long. Tomorrow, we have tickets once
- 29:56Speaker 3: again to see Andrea Bocelli at 825. Jimmy, you look
- 30:01Speaker 3: like a huge Andrea Bocelli fan.
- 30:02Speaker 1: Not just because of his singing, but he's now Tiger Woods'
- 30:05Speaker 1: designated driver. You have to know the story to get
- 30:10Speaker 1: that one.
- 30:12Speaker 2: Man.
- 30:13Speaker 3: Coming up, Mark Simone at 9 o'clock. He's got Michael
- 30:17Speaker 3: Goodwin and Bill O'Reilly. It's going to be an incredible week. Hey, Jimmy,
- 30:21Speaker 3: thanks so much for being here. Jimmy is on WR
- 30:25Speaker 3: from 9 to midnight, Fox Across America with Jimmy Fallon
- 30:28Speaker 3: and host of Fox News Saturday night with Jimmy Fallon
- 30:32Speaker 3: on the Fox News channel.