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You, Me & Tuscany w/ Yazmin Monet Watkins (Teaser) · Black Men Can't Jump [In Hollywood]

• 0:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, there are, there are old Hollywood vibes.
• 0:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'll say that pre-initial thoughts.
• 0:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: This movie does have old Hollywood vibes.
• 0:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Old Hollywood vibes?
• 0:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: You don't think so?
• 0:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: You don't think that it was going for that?
• 0:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: All right, I'm gonna go for early 2000s.
• 0:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: Is this are we in the episode already, okay?
• 0:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're already in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it, we're in it
• 0:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
• 1:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
• 1:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: That is my favorite line in the movie.
• 1:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 1:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 1:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: You me and Tuscany is my favorite line, too.
• 1:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Tuscany's favorite line, actually.
• 1:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I asked this, I actually asked this city.
• 1:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: I pulled the city of Tuscany.
• 1:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: What their favorite line was from the movie.
• 1:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: But sometimes you do that right after I've taken a sip of something.
• 2:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know your talking about.
• 2:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: I would say you said that was your favorite line.
• 2:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: I said you me and Tuscany because I guess actually It's an online poll.
• 2:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: I said what's your favorite line in the movie and then weirdly the whole city of Tuscany voted it is 36% the entire city.
• 2:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah
• 2:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: And anyway, enough of this nonsense, guys, you know what this says?
• 2:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: We are a film review podcast.
• 2:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: We review the films of leading Black Actors.
• 2:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: We talk about them in the context of race and diversity.
• 2:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Hollywood, there are three of us who host this podcast.
• 2:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: The voice you're listening to right now is obviously the leading man of a room.
• 2:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Bromtscom, Jonathan Braylock.
• 2:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then we have two other people here.
• 2:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: He definitely wanted that point.
• 2:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know what it is?
• 2:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: He is a leading.
• 2:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: He didn't want it.
• 2:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: He didn't want that dude to lead dirty.
• 2:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's who he is.
• 2:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know what I'm saying?
• 2:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's what that come in.
• 2:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you're still technically a lead role.
• 2:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: Do it directly.
• 2:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: Exactly.
• 2:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's what you got to get saved because he didn't came in then.
• 2:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
• 2:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: They're all kinds of dirt.
• 2:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: They're technically single digits on the call sheet, but not.
• 2:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 2:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just dirty.
• 3:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Um, this voice is that a drop.
• 3:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Milligan.
• 3:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: And this voice is James III.
• 3:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who would get lost if I was, if I were in the country overseas, I would get lost immediately.
• 3:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: I would certainly leave without having all my plans in order.
• 3:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: And would probably, I just wouldn't sue after, after being in another country with no, with no set up.
• 3:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: But we have an incredible guest.
• 3:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: We have a new guest.
• 3:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: We have a new guest.
• 3:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not yet.
• 3:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, we're introducing you now, Ajit.
• 3:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, Dura wants to do a thing, but listen, this is it.
• 3:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: She's here.
• 3:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's in the studio.
• 3:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Incredible.
• 3:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: Wait, where's she got to get to she got to get to get to the drums?
• 3:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: You mean, I did that.
• 3:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I was like, you know what I'm doing.
• 3:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Would you go, I would, people, you can't stop talking.
• 4:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Stop talking.
• 4:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Great.
• 4:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, thank you so much for being here.
• 4:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: That is.
• 4:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: You've seen her on Grand Crew.
• 4:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: You've seen her performing regularly at the Appright Citizens Brigade Theater in Los Angeles.
• 4:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you've also, if you're in LA, she hosts one of the hottest shows.
• 4:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: That is, in the Mert Park, all black improvisers who all go and be there every month.
• 4:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ooh, come on now.
• 4:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, thanks for, thank you so much for joining us.
• 4:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: You can now talk.
• 4:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, nice to find out again here.
• 4:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's right here.
• 4:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, hello.
• 4:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: Can't see you guys here.
• 4:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, listen to the podcast.
• 4:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know what?
• 4:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's my favorite podcast.
• 4:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: What's the name of the podcast?
• 4:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: But don't say it.
• 4:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Can't jump niggas.
• 5:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 5:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's on the, it's on the.
• 5:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's in.
• 5:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it is.
• 5:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: It actually is titled.
• 5:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: The original title of it was black man can't jump niggas.
• 5:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then.
• 5:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: We changed it to an Hollywood just because.
• 5:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Come on myself.
• 5:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Back.
• 5:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: We did not fit.
• 5:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: We are, uh, today we are reviewing, uh, you, me and Tuscany, uh, the new, uh, Phil, Ramcom, that just came out, uh, this past weekend, starring, Hallie Bailey, uh, well, how do you pronounce this Tuesdays name?
• 5:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a break.
• 5:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Reggae, reggae, reggae, reggae page.
• 5:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Not prejudiced.
• 5:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, they should have left.
• 5:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to say this right now.
• 5:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: They should have left the Bridgeton Adlib in the movie.
• 5:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: That would have been.
• 5:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yes.
• 5:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
• 5:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think he has a little beef with them.
• 5:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: He left the show when they were trying to give him to come back out of this.
• 5:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: And it's been like, so I'm not sure where they land on it now.
• 6:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: But I do know it was a big deal when he left.
• 6:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: Um, the show and didn't come back for season two.
• 6:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: So I do know that.
• 6:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
• 6:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's why, but they still put it in the bonus.
• 6:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: So I don't know.
• 6:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
• 6:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Reggien the finance man.
• 6:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
• 6:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: And some might say too pretty.
• 6:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not us, it's not us on the podcast.
• 6:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: We'll say it.
• 6:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Literally said no but two.
• 6:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know whatever.
• 6:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is, you know, it made seven, it made 7.7 million dollars opening weekend.
• 6:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not the greatest.
• 6:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: But, how much did it make?
• 6:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Seven, just seven, point seven, mill.
• 6:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: You came in fourth.
• 6:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: How much did it cost to make?
• 7:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Only cost 18 million to make.
• 7:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: But, you know, it's got some work to do.
• 7:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Got some work to do.
• 7:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was, you know, the Super Mario Galaxy was number one again in Project Hail Mary was number two.
• 7:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then the drama was number three holding on.
• 7:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's actually not too bad.
• 7:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Only a 39% drop for the drama.
• 7:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: There were a lot of us scary movies that came out this week.
• 7:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: And none of those did well.
• 7:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: So this did better than those.
• 7:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Which ones?
• 7:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Faces of death is good.
• 7:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exit was a case more like a thriller but I think it they for some reason they considered it a horror as well.
• 7:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then I think uh oh yeah this this weird the the the Gerard Butler movie a beast came out and do well at all right.
• 7:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh right.
• 7:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Uh that opened in a thousand theaters and it only made
• 8:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh no, yeah, not great.
• 8:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm so processing that this movie is at a loss right now.
• 8:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you know, it's tough.
• 8:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Comedy's or, you know, I do think that this was advertised.
• 8:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I mean, we'll talk, we'll talk about it.
• 8:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Cause right toados, no, not too bad.
• 8:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: 67% tomato score, that's a bad score.
• 8:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's fresh, it's fresh.
• 8:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: What was the percentage?
• 8:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: 676767.
• 8:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's a D. Okay, that is a D, actually.
• 8:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's technically a D, it's technically a D, but okay, but the popcorn meter, 94%.
• 8:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, let's go away, look, people know.
• 8:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Here's the thing.
• 8:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: I thought Will Packer directed this movie, but he didn't, he just produces, that's all he ever does.
• 9:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: he just produces.
• 9:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: He doesn't directs ever or anymore.
• 9:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, he never directed.
• 9:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where
• 9:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: That wasn't him right.
• 9:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, usually people direct and produce.
• 9:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, true, but then you might have, but then you may have like a Joel silver or like a Jerry Brockheimer, um, why they don't direct.
• 9:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, I just produced it, but I just didn't realize that.
• 9:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, because technically at the end of the day, Wow, he's done.
• 9:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: He is like the step above.
• 10:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: Don't mean this.
• 10:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: This is like the way, but I hope it's not just that it's about to be the most disrespectful.
• 10:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's a step above, Tyler Perry.
• 10:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like he's like, you're going to say that he's like the, no, that's like,
• 10:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Wait, are you saying it?
• 10:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: What are you trying to break in?
• 10:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: You did so funny.
• 10:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like the way the way that it is offensive feels different for both of you.
• 10:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Between things, and it's two different levels of offense.
• 10:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: I will say it is something, and I can't wait to talk about the experience, but also this movie has one of the best tag lines I've ever read.
• 10:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: She came for the pasta.
• 10:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: He got lost in the sauce.
• 10:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
• 11:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: that's crazy that lot okay wow there's so much to talk about here let's uh should we just get it to I mean with those you don't know uh this movie is about a woman who you know decides you know on a whim to go to talk like this the whole movie okay all right let's hold off on that
• 11:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that is beautiful.
• 11:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hold on, Jara.
• 11:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just want to tell them what the movie is about.
• 11:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't appreciate it.
• 11:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's about a woman who decides to go to task and be on a whim.
• 11:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: She winds up staying at the villa of a man.
• 11:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: She just met.
• 11:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's so handsome.
• 11:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Uninvited and she gets to call me so mad.
• 11:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: Someone come and get Jara.
• 11:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: She gets caught by the family and in order to not go to jail, she pretends that she is his fiancee.
• 12:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: And hijinks and sue, she also starts to fall in love with his.
• 12:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: brother from another mother literally.
• 12:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's cousin brother, which is a phrase I used to say with my cousins.
• 12:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's a cousin brother.
• 12:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: I haven't heard that since I was a kid.
• 12:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's a cousin brother.
• 12:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: We used to call each other cousin brothers.
• 12:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: We were like we were cousins, but we were like brothers.
• 12:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's cute.
• 12:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, can't jump.