Latest / On The Lanai / 82 - OTL 4.5: Bang the Drum, Stanley
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Amla and I is part of the Odd Pops Media Network.
- 0:24Speaker 2: Turn that bitch up.
- 0:26Speaker 3: Oh that's great?
- 0:27Speaker 4: Better?
- 0:28Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, how you bool?
- 0:32Speaker 4: I'm all right? How you doing?
- 0:33Speaker 2: I look good.
- 0:34Speaker 4: When Abby turns her head just the right way, it
- 0:36Speaker 4: looks like she's smoking my bone. But she hasn't done
- 0:39Speaker 4: that in a minute. But when I was oh, look
- 0:42Speaker 4: look look, look, look, look look look.
- 0:45Speaker 1: Gotta take fat rips.
- 0:47Speaker 4: Yeah. If Abby moves her head right, Kristen, we've discovered
- 0:50Speaker 4: it looks like she's sucking on my bong. Abby, look
- 0:53Speaker 4: at us. That is I'll play that game with a hat.
- 1:01Speaker 4: During Christmas, when I watch Hallmark movies, I play my
- 1:05Speaker 4: own little drinking game. I put a hat on the
- 1:07Speaker 4: edge of the on the corner of the screen, and
- 1:11Speaker 4: then if one of the characters heads lines up, I
- 1:16Speaker 4: take a drink of my beverage. Even if it's just
- 1:21Speaker 4: a soda or something, I still play. I think it's fun.
- 1:24Speaker 4: And that's because of the Aladdin Game of our Childhood
- 1:28Speaker 4: from Sega Genesis. There was a point where if you
- 1:30Speaker 4: got Aladdin to like wear the Mickey ears that were
- 1:33Speaker 4: sitting on a shelf and put his head in it,
- 1:36Speaker 4: you got an extra one out. So it's sort of
- 1:40Speaker 4: doing that with Hamemark movies. Maybe it's just because I
- 1:44Speaker 4: had to watch so many of them when I was there.
- 1:47Speaker 4: I'm not sad now. I just meant, like before times,
- 1:51Speaker 4: where the fuck is our guest? Here is?
- 1:54Speaker 2: I got to pick out for the condo?
- 1:57Speaker 4: Wait what?
- 1:59Speaker 2: I got to pick up out flooring for the condo today?
- 2:02Speaker 4: Oh? They found because you didn't. They were like, they
- 2:05Speaker 4: didn't have the flooring.
- 2:06Speaker 2: We got to replace all of it. Look, yes, oh god.
- 2:12Speaker 5: I love life in California. It's expensive and sad.
- 2:21Speaker 2: Not for you, Christen. You seem to be happy.
- 2:25Speaker 4: It's sad.
- 2:29Speaker 1: Here.
- 2:29Speaker 3: I am okay.
- 2:31Speaker 4: You found you your beetlejuice, by the way, because I
- 2:34Speaker 4: was like, where the fuck is he? And then it
- 2:36Speaker 4: was like Aaron has joined the waiting room and I
- 2:39Speaker 4: was like.
- 2:42Speaker 5: M hm hmmmmm.
- 2:44Speaker 3: Say my name three times, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Yes, and.
- 2:49Speaker 6: You just get bored of saying it.
- 2:53Speaker 2: I feel that what the fuck is Nirvana?
- 2:57Speaker 5: The band, the show, the movie Hulu And that's like
- 3:01Speaker 5: a recommendation.
- 3:02Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not heard of that, but I saw it
- 3:04Speaker 4: the other day too, and I was like, what in
- 3:06Speaker 4: the what? Yeah, I'll have to check that my screens situmiated,
- 3:13Speaker 4: so we can.
- 3:14Speaker 5: No go away, Handsome Tom Hidleston, We're not watching you today.
- 3:19Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's hosting that POMPEII show. Looks interesting.
- 3:23Speaker 5: He can talk about anything he likes. I'm just saying, Aaron,
- 3:33Speaker 5: what's on your shirt, spider lady?
- 3:36Speaker 7: Oh it's our website slash TM got a girl. I've
- 3:46Speaker 7: watched that episode more times than I care to admit.
- 3:50Speaker 7: I find it so fun.
- 3:52Speaker 6: It was part of episode three hundred. It's it's technically
- 3:55Speaker 6: a Rebus puzzle. I guess, I guess you would call it.
- 4:00Speaker 4: I still forgot artwork that I never finished. All I
- 4:05Speaker 4: finished was potato.
- 4:07Speaker 3: Oh. But then I was like, oh, tato, that was such.
- 4:13Speaker 4: A funny minute that like I realized they didn't have
- 4:16Speaker 4: stuff for everybody else, and I got really, just my
- 4:18Speaker 4: camera's doing that thing again.
- 4:23Speaker 3: I started making like the best of clips for each
- 4:27Speaker 3: contestant of the show, and I got as far as Dave, and.
- 4:31Speaker 6: Then I was like, oh, he doesn't really have any
- 4:34Speaker 6: clips where he liked completely destroys the task, or like.
- 4:40Speaker 4: He was one of the ones on the I don't
- 4:42Speaker 4: have anything for him for a.
- 4:44Speaker 6: Stick or either like, and I was like, and I
- 4:48Speaker 6: was like, well, Jen has like the moment, like one
- 4:51Speaker 6: of my favorite moments is her just staring at the
- 4:53Speaker 6: puzzle for two full minutes in silence, and I'm like,
- 5:00Speaker 6: I don't know if I want to highlight that, so
- 5:03Speaker 6: I just I just stopped at Dave.
- 5:04Speaker 3: I'm like, that's enough.
- 5:07Speaker 5: That's when you play the quirky music and you keep
- 5:10Speaker 5: cutting back to her just staring at it.
- 5:12Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 5:13Speaker 6: I mean, in the in the edit for the show,
- 5:15Speaker 6: it worked out great, so I was happy with that.
- 5:17Speaker 4: But all right, kids, should we do this. I'm already recording,
- 5:25Speaker 4: so this is all as they call it, audio gold hooray.
- 5:31Speaker 3: That's what they call it.
- 5:32Speaker 5: Hey, hey, please audio bronze.
- 5:35Speaker 4: I've had your ship already, sir.
- 5:38Speaker 5: That was fast record time.
- 5:42Speaker 4: I love you.
- 5:44Speaker 3: Also, just I feel it.
- 5:47Speaker 4: I'm just gonna zero days, zero days with them, my
- 5:55Speaker 4: fucking hey, everybody, Hi, welcome, Welcome to Amila and I.
- 6:03Speaker 4: You're here. You did it.
- 6:04Speaker 2: Those who didn't hear just went from Aaron going.
- 6:08Speaker 4: This is good for the show, and then Hi, I
- 6:15Speaker 4: think a good thing. We just remember and I'm editing
- 6:17Speaker 4: this one so no one will know, Okay, right now,
- 6:21Speaker 4: where I accidentally told you that's cool.
- 6:24Speaker 2: Tell us your work story.
- 6:26Speaker 6: We'll just have to refer back to it multiple times
- 6:28Speaker 6: to the show so you can't cut it well.
- 6:30Speaker 5: Actually, first we should introduce our guests. Hi, Aaron Buck,
- 6:33Speaker 5: Daddy Randall. Hi.
- 6:36Speaker 3: Yes, Hi, I'm so happy to be here.
- 6:38Speaker 4: So for your uh, we're gonna call three episode arc,
- 6:42Speaker 4: but really will just be two episodes for our listener today.
- 6:47Speaker 2: What putting in the work?
- 6:49Speaker 4: Would you like to say? The thing you say sometimes
- 6:51Speaker 4: but won't need to say later, which is the Hi?
- 6:55Speaker 4: It's mean perfect, Yeah, beautiful. They're well played. Ah wow,
- 7:03Speaker 4: now I know what a stage mom feels like.
- 7:07Speaker 6: Honey's smile base smile.
- 7:12Speaker 4: I love it. Gina and I both launched into stage
- 7:15Speaker 4: mom site gags that you guys at home did not
- 7:19Speaker 4: let me see. It was just full on pantomime anyway. Yes,
- 7:24Speaker 4: I was about to titillate you all with a zero
- 7:26Speaker 4: days without a Disney reference story that was related to work,
- 7:30Speaker 4: and that is that I like to equate things to Disneyland,
- 7:36Speaker 4: spoiler and Disney. And so I said the other day,
- 7:42Speaker 4: I've only trained four days with these people for just
- 7:44Speaker 4: four hours of class, And I said it's like Disneyland. Right,
- 7:49Speaker 4: You've got a hub, and that's what our salesforce system
- 7:52Speaker 4: is is it's a hub and all the other systems
- 7:55Speaker 4: link into this and if you get lost, you go
- 7:58Speaker 4: back to that that hub, and then you can start over. Okay,
- 8:03Speaker 4: the team lead for the entire Arizona group, I'm going
- 8:08Speaker 4: out to meet with them in their office this coming week.
- 8:11Speaker 4: Sent out a letter last night because I've started telling
- 8:14Speaker 4: people there's this there's only one place that they double
- 8:17Speaker 4: click in the entire system. I do not know why
- 8:19Speaker 4: they even built one double click into an otherwise singing
- 8:23Speaker 4: clicking system. Yeah, and so I have told them if
- 8:26Speaker 4: they find another double this has been a standing offer
- 8:29Speaker 4: with all my classes, and if anyone finds a second
- 8:31Speaker 4: double click within the entire system, that I will send
- 8:35Speaker 4: them an e gift card to Starbucks or a coffee
- 8:38Speaker 4: place of their choice, and that they can get like
- 8:41Speaker 4: a ten dollars card so they can get like the
- 8:43Speaker 4: fanciest shit they want, no questions.
- 8:46Speaker 2: Asked, So double click in their mouth.
- 8:50Speaker 1: No, it is going to add a bunch of double clicks.
- 8:53Speaker 4: Right, Someone's listening somewhere and they're like, can force a win? Yeah,
- 8:57Speaker 4: So the So the team lead heard my Disney Hub analogy,
- 9:03Speaker 4: and then one of the girls after the coffee thing said, uh,
- 9:06Speaker 4: I agree, but I think you should have to do
- 9:09Speaker 4: it at Disneyland Starbucks because I went the cute cup
- 9:11Speaker 4: with the character silhouettes, and I said, what a great idea.
- 9:15Speaker 4: You pay for the airfare, I'll still send you the
- 9:18Speaker 4: gift card. Yeah, since office Starbucks, the team lead sent
- 9:24Speaker 4: out this multi paragraph Disney based analogy of the process
- 9:29Speaker 4: we're going through and like getting through the turnstyles and
- 9:34Speaker 4: like you're rubbing off on taking out your merch Yeah,
- 9:37Speaker 4: fully trading them five paragraph email about Disney analogies and
- 9:42Speaker 4: the work ahead, and I was like, yes.
- 9:46Speaker 1: If that trickles into my side of things, I'm gonna kick.
- 9:48Speaker 5: Your house slowly turning my job into Disneyland.
- 9:53Speaker 1: The first time one of our traders like Disney era
- 9:56Speaker 1: of friends.
- 9:57Speaker 2: You know, I know, hold On calls it.
- 10:00Speaker 4: Yeah, excuse me, Actually, it's just me. My mom knows something.
- 10:04Speaker 4: I see. My mom knows someone on your side of
- 10:07Speaker 4: the world. In training, I almost want to be like,
- 10:10Speaker 4: can you build a Disney analogy into the next track please?
- 10:15Speaker 4: Oh it's mine anyway, that's I We couldn't. We couldn't
- 10:19Speaker 4: have a zero days without a Disney reference or zero
- 10:22Speaker 4: days without a zero days without a Disney reference.
- 10:25Speaker 2: And she's wearing a Mickey shirt.
- 10:26Speaker 4: So for Kristin truth be told. I wore this yesterday
- 10:33Speaker 4: and then this morning I was like, I'm clean, but
- 10:35Speaker 4: I have to wear this just to make Kristin go.
- 10:40Speaker 1: That's okay.
- 10:41Speaker 7: I'm gonna find a Disney reference for tomorrow, and I
- 10:44Speaker 7: will make it before the end of the show, just.
- 10:47Speaker 1: For you because you won't be there.
- 10:49Speaker 2: I love you, I can't.
- 10:50Speaker 4: If I could get on my computer for us enough,
- 10:52Speaker 4: I could be there, but I land twenty minutes after
- 10:56Speaker 4: you start, So I don't think it's.
- 10:58Speaker 2: Gonna Aaron, do you make Disney references often?
- 11:04Speaker 3: Boy? What? No?
- 11:05Speaker 4: Look at his face you could tell you enjoy Disney.
- 11:08Speaker 1: He is not a Disney adult.
- 11:10Speaker 6: No, I'm absolutely not a Disney adult. Okay, I was
- 11:14Speaker 6: barely a Disney child. We didn't have Disney Channel growing
- 11:17Speaker 6: up because.
- 11:18Speaker 3: That was the bougie uh it was. It was basically
- 11:21Speaker 3: just cable just for rich people. We had, we had cable,
- 11:25Speaker 3: but we didn't. We didn't.
- 11:27Speaker 2: You didn't come with.
- 11:28Speaker 6: That, No, it didn't come with Disney, and we didn't
- 11:30Speaker 6: spring pretty extra package.
- 11:32Speaker 3: It was not it was not cheap.
- 11:34Speaker 4: He has thirty bucks a month or something for Disney
- 11:36Speaker 4: in the eighties it was it was like HBO pricing
- 11:40Speaker 4: like Premium channel.
- 11:41Speaker 7: We just recorded everything on VHS. When they had like
- 11:44Speaker 7: the free preview weekends, we got to watch Yeah the
- 11:52Speaker 7: channel Newsies.
- 11:54Speaker 6: How I got a hold of my well loved copy
- 11:56Speaker 6: of Ducktails, the movie Nice Yeah with.
- 11:59Speaker 2: The genies of the last Yeah.
- 12:02Speaker 4: Newsies is how I find Yeah, Chris Lloyd is anything
- 12:09Speaker 4: so good? A free weekend playing Newsies is how I
- 12:14Speaker 4: wore them down the second time to pay for it,
- 12:16Speaker 4: And then we never got rid of Disney until it
- 12:19Speaker 4: was just included in our package. But no, so, Aaron,
- 12:23Speaker 4: I'm doing something else.
- 12:24Speaker 3: You hate today, Oh goodie thrilled, I'm going.
- 12:31Speaker 4: Uh so Hadestown. This is the third time I've moved
- 12:34Speaker 4: this ticket. To be honest, Hadestown is playing in theaters
- 12:39Speaker 4: for five days only. For those of you home that
- 12:41Speaker 4: don't know what that is, it is a Tony Award
- 12:44Speaker 4: winning musical. The original Broadway cast was recorded and it's
- 12:49Speaker 4: playing in the movies and so I have pre ordered
- 12:53Speaker 4: myself an adult beverage.
- 12:56Speaker 2: Supposed to go Thursday, Hot Cheetos show.
- 12:58Speaker 4: Hot Cheetos popcorn. Look, okay, the women at work right
- 13:02Speaker 4: now are trying to be in this power struggle that
- 13:07Speaker 4: I have to win.
- 13:09Speaker 1: So Regal is making their money off her fifty cents
- 13:13Speaker 1: at a time.
- 13:14Speaker 4: So Hi, how dare you? I'm going today three oh
- 13:19Speaker 4: five pm? Popcorn prepaid for? Also, guys, go to Regal
- 13:25Speaker 4: get the flaming hot Cheetos popcorn. It's cheddar cheese popcorn
- 13:30Speaker 4: with flaming hot Cheeto's mixed into it.
- 13:33Speaker 2: Too spicy that.
- 13:34Speaker 1: Sounds like acid reflects, especially if you mix booze with it?
- 13:39Speaker 4: How old are you guys?
- 13:40Speaker 3: Going?
- 13:43Speaker 4: Sorry? Aren't I the oldest person in this room? How
- 13:45Speaker 4: is my stomach okay with this?
- 13:47Speaker 7: No?
- 13:47Speaker 2: I just hate spice.
- 13:49Speaker 3: I just gotta take a Cavis gun.
- 13:51Speaker 2: Jesus, I like spice word a buffalo only.
- 14:02Speaker 3: I thought it was more nationwide than that, but I
- 14:05Speaker 3: looking it up.
- 14:06Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, let us know, tell us about that.
- 14:10Speaker 5: Over the counter medicine used to treat heartburn, acid reflux,
- 14:14Speaker 5: and indigestion.
- 14:15Speaker 4: Is it like still a thing I can buy?
- 14:17Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 14:19Speaker 2: I guess it's I wasn't making it up. Well, no,
- 14:22Speaker 2: it sounds like an old thing.
- 14:25Speaker 3: Yeah it does.
- 14:26Speaker 2: I thought you were going to be like tombs, you know.
- 14:29Speaker 4: Oh my god, look at it.
- 14:30Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 14:31Speaker 7: I have something like that complete and ivyprofen on my
- 14:35Speaker 7: nightstand just in case.
- 14:38Speaker 1: Always there.
- 14:40Speaker 3: I just found out about it. Like a soda called Moxie.
- 14:44Speaker 6: Yeah, apparently it's been around for like since eighteen eighty
- 14:49Speaker 6: like it possibly even earlier. But it's supposed to taste
- 14:53Speaker 6: like coca cola mixed with bubble gum hmmm. And I
- 14:57Speaker 6: was like, that's interesting, So I kind of want to
- 15:00Speaker 6: try you.
- 15:02Speaker 1: Can.
- 15:03Speaker 3: You can order it.
- 15:03Speaker 6: There's there's a there's a site called Box of Maine.
- 15:07Speaker 6: I imagine Maine and mass amusets. I think in Maine
- 15:12Speaker 6: Massachusetts are the two states it's primarily sold in.
- 15:15Speaker 5: But yeah, if you want to be a Juggalo, whoa.
- 15:23Speaker 3: There are things that I do want to do. Juggalo
- 15:25Speaker 3: is not on that list.
- 15:26Speaker 6: Surprisingly really, although I did once get propositioned by a
- 15:32Speaker 6: woman while watching it at the fucking their their their
- 15:36Speaker 6: movie on YouTube.
- 15:38Speaker 1: Yeah, Jeremy took me to an ic concert.
- 15:42Speaker 3: It was amazing that that was an insane fucking movie.
- 15:46Speaker 2: I didn't know about this proposition. Can you tell us what?
- 15:51Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't care about is I want to hear
- 15:54Speaker 4: the story about the lady.
- 15:55Speaker 3: So this is it's a weird fucking story.
- 15:58Speaker 6: So this this guy I had this he's a friend
- 16:01Speaker 6: of mine and and she was his girlfriend, and and
- 16:05Speaker 6: she was very young, and she would she had no
- 16:09Speaker 6: filter whatsoever. She so the very first day I met her,
- 16:12Speaker 6: she told me she liked anal sex. If that gives
- 16:14Speaker 6: you an idea of the kind of the kind of
- 16:17Speaker 6: upfront nests that we're talking about here.
- 16:21Speaker 3: So one day he has to go to work.
- 16:23Speaker 6: She doesn't want to stay in his apartment, so she
- 16:25Speaker 6: asks him to drop her off somewhere and he's.
- 16:27Speaker 3: Like, can you like babysit my girlfriend?
- 16:31Speaker 6: I'm like, she's of age, she's not underage or anything
- 16:33Speaker 6: weird like that. But for whatever reason, he was like,
- 16:36Speaker 6: do you mind if she just stays with you for
- 16:37Speaker 6: four hours while I'd take this really quick shift. I'm like, okay, sure,
- 16:42Speaker 6: why not. The first thing she does is like she's like,
- 16:46Speaker 6: I want to watch.
- 16:47Speaker 8: This movie on YouTube, and it's the Insane Clown Possy movie.
- 16:52Speaker 8: And then you know, it's it comes to a part
- 16:54Speaker 8: where I guess a porn star is in it, and
- 16:57Speaker 8: at one point she just reveals her breasts and this
- 17:00Speaker 8: was fully on YouTube at the time.
- 17:01Speaker 6: I was like, what the fuck could you two even
- 17:04Speaker 6: show this kind of thing? And then right after that,
- 17:08Speaker 6: she turns to me and she goes, you want to
- 17:09Speaker 6: see mine? And I was like, uh, friends, technically yes,
- 17:18Speaker 6: but but there are there are there are problems with that,
- 17:21Speaker 6: So I'm just gonna.
- 17:22Speaker 2: I don't want to get punched by my friends.
- 17:25Speaker 3: I would rather not.
- 17:28Speaker 2: Maybe he was offering.
- 17:29Speaker 5: It to you and you didn't understand him. I didn't
- 17:32Speaker 5: take care of her for four hours.
- 17:34Speaker 6: In this day of holly relationships, I feel like you
- 17:37Speaker 6: need to be more communicative about Yes, you can't not
- 17:41Speaker 6: just hint at it. Hinting is for like idiots who
- 17:45Speaker 6: play a very bad dating game and you never stick
- 17:51Speaker 6: your dicking crazy ever, you should never You should never
- 17:54Speaker 6: wrap your vagina around crazy either.
- 17:57Speaker 3: It works both ways.
- 17:58Speaker 4: I don't know that's.
- 18:02Speaker 2: Crazy? Is an STD you.
- 18:04Speaker 3: Crazy and a man?
- 18:06Speaker 1: No?
- 18:06Speaker 3: Thank you, I'll take the bear.
- 18:12Speaker 4: Sorry? Was the bear on the table?
- 18:14Speaker 2: That was a great story?
- 18:15Speaker 1: Ar Yeah, in my house, the bear is always on
- 18:18Speaker 1: the table.
- 18:19Speaker 2: Did you enjoy the movie.
- 18:22Speaker 3: No it was I didn't.
- 18:27Speaker 6: I didn't have I didn't have a fondness for the
- 18:29Speaker 6: source material. So I think all of the jokes went
- 18:32Speaker 6: over my head. And pretty yeah, it was pretty low budget.
- 18:36Speaker 6: There were some there was some funny stuff in it.
- 18:38Speaker 6: I will say that, you know, and uh, and you
- 18:43Speaker 6: know it's funny because afterwards, like we had a party
- 18:47Speaker 6: at my house like.
- 18:49Speaker 3: A week or two weeks later.
- 18:51Speaker 6: And while her while her boyfriend was passed out drunk
- 18:55Speaker 6: on my couch, she blew another guy in the basement.
- 18:58Speaker 6: So it was gonna happen one one way or another
- 19:02Speaker 6: like something.
- 19:03Speaker 3: So you know, like how you're.
- 19:05Speaker 4: Just like like that's just like it's fine. We're just
- 19:08Speaker 4: not even like addressing. Oh my god, can you guys
- 19:12Speaker 4: hear that dog screaming outside? I'm so sorry.
- 19:15Speaker 2: It's called barking.
- 19:17Speaker 3: Yeah, oh well you can't.
- 19:20Speaker 4: No, no, we can't hear it quite a this this
- 19:23Speaker 4: dog is barking in a tone of either terror or
- 19:27Speaker 4: like like a I'm gonna cut your throat with my teeth.
- 19:32Speaker 4: Like there's there's a scream element behind it. It is.
- 19:35Speaker 4: I understand it's a bark, but like it is really angry.
- 19:41Speaker 2: Do you want to go check on it?
- 19:43Speaker 4: No, I just if it's coming through my windows, Like,
- 19:47Speaker 4: that's how fucking loud.
- 19:48Speaker 2: That doges if you know you heard it?
- 19:51Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm dropping in the chat for you guys. I
- 19:57Speaker 4: did find out if you have six dollars and forty
- 19:59Speaker 4: four cents, Cracker Barrel will ship out the marginal Moxie
- 20:07Speaker 4: Elixir soda in a glass bottle free shipping sixty four.
- 20:13Speaker 4: I since I will be leaving town, I'm not going
- 20:15Speaker 4: to order mine just yet, so hopefully it doesn't go away.
- 20:18Speaker 4: It says they have more. It's a ninety nine.
- 20:21Speaker 2: Little crack.
- 20:24Speaker 4: That seems like the cheapest option, because like a six,
- 20:27Speaker 4: twelve or twenty four pack, you might want to like
- 20:31Speaker 4: mortgage something. You could get some box personal dad. You
- 20:35Speaker 4: might need a payday loan to get a twelve pack.
- 20:39Speaker 3: What it's it's for sure tempting.
- 20:42Speaker 4: I mean, six forty four to try something is a
- 20:44Speaker 4: lot more reasonable than buying the like the whole pack.
- 20:47Speaker 9: I will say, I did find a twelve pack of
- 20:51Speaker 9: Moxie soda on a website called Box of Maine. But
- 20:54Speaker 9: it's it's it's about thirty bucks, yeah, which is shipping.
- 21:00Speaker 4: Are you if you like it? It's cheaper. Yeah, but
- 21:04Speaker 4: this here's.
- 21:05Speaker 3: Why it winds. If it turns out you don't like it,
- 21:07Speaker 3: you're stuck with eleven cans like.
- 21:09Speaker 4: Here takes that ship, says the girl, as as a caution.
- 21:14Speaker 2: Have another party in your basement with.
- 21:17Speaker 4: Ten fruity pebbles, like with death cans in the back
- 21:20Speaker 4: of her fridge because.
- 21:21Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she was not invited back.
- 21:26Speaker 4: That was the worst. I hate it. It sucks.
- 21:31Speaker 2: That sucks that you can't like.
- 21:33Speaker 5: I like when you can buy one, like they bring
- 21:35Speaker 5: out a new flavor or something. You're like, I don't
- 21:36Speaker 5: want to buy a twelve pack. I don't know if
- 21:38Speaker 5: I like it.
- 21:39Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know that Moxi's gonna taste as good
- 21:42Speaker 4: as we think it is.
- 21:44Speaker 2: Oh I got kicked.
- 21:45Speaker 3: I love when a company has like a variety pack. Yeah,
- 21:51Speaker 3: and you just try everything I want, like all at once.
- 21:54Speaker 7: Thisty seven grams of sugar, so it's less than most.
- 21:59Speaker 4: It's only a hunter calories per can, it does say here,
- 22:02Speaker 4: though it starts out tasting like cola or rut eer.
- 22:06Speaker 4: Those are different. They're not this anyway, but it says
- 22:11Speaker 4: quickly moves on to a more medicinal vent with notes
- 22:16Speaker 4: of winter green and bitters. And that's where I was like,
- 22:19Speaker 4: I don't know if I want to jump into a
- 22:21Speaker 4: twelve pack. Yeah, it sounds like it's going to be
- 22:25Speaker 4: like that furnet liquor that tastes like mouth wash at
- 22:29Speaker 4: the end, like dirt to start mouthwash at the end. Anyway, whatever, Jesus,
- 22:35Speaker 4: save me, save me from myself.
- 22:38Speaker 5: The dustin dander is that the highest the chart can
- 22:41Speaker 5: go on the allergy congrats, just suffering.
- 22:45Speaker 4: I'm proud of you that you did it. You've survived
- 22:50Speaker 4: Florida trying to kill you.
- 22:52Speaker 5: Also, the heat is a warning, heat warning. Don't go outside,
- 22:57Speaker 5: you stay inside and suffer.
- 22:58Speaker 4: If you nineties or you up one hundred now.
- 23:01Speaker 2: I think it's ninety four. Feels like one hundred and four.
- 23:03Speaker 4: Cool, absolutely terrific. Enjoy that.
- 23:06Speaker 5: I'm so sorry to go outside and it feels like
- 23:08Speaker 5: you're in soup.
- 23:15Speaker 3: Yep, hooray.
- 23:17Speaker 4: This just made me.
- 23:18Speaker 5: Also, I lost access to the multi buzzroom. It said
- 23:21Speaker 5: unable to join with this code. I have the same code.
- 23:26Speaker 4: Maybe mine timed out.
- 23:29Speaker 2: Okay, well, worry about that later. Do you want me
- 23:31Speaker 2: to tell you about the episode.
- 23:32Speaker 4: Please do hello, please.
- 23:35Speaker 5: Do all right, Aaron, pay attention, yes, ma'am. Season four,
- 23:42Speaker 5: episode five is called Bang the Drums Stanley WO. Original
- 23:48Speaker 5: air date November twelfth, nineteen eighty eight.
- 23:51Speaker 2: Director was Terry Hughes.
- 23:53Speaker 5: Writers were Martin Weiss and Robert the Bruce Or maybe
- 23:57Speaker 5: I just called that. What do you think Bang the
- 24:00Speaker 5: Drum Stanley will be about?
- 24:03Speaker 3: I hope he carries on a relationship with a percussion instrument.
- 24:10Speaker 4: Sorry, does that involve him like fucking a drum?
- 24:12Speaker 5: I just want to I think that's what he's implying.
- 24:14Speaker 3: Yes, that's what I was going for.
- 24:17Speaker 4: Punk.
- 24:21Speaker 3: It's murderously violent.
- 24:23Speaker 4: Look, you know I always follow up joke. I just
- 24:27Speaker 4: want to know in your head. Is he just like
- 24:30Speaker 4: shoving his dick through it? Or is there a precut
- 24:32Speaker 4: hole in the drum?
- 24:34Speaker 3: Yes?
- 24:35Speaker 4: Perfect, Oh, like a glory hole and then like a
- 24:38Speaker 4: punch card. I got it.
- 24:40Speaker 1: Wouldn't that distort the sound? It's the drum?
- 24:44Speaker 4: No, you put your No, this is like dick in
- 24:46Speaker 4: a box.
- 24:46Speaker 6: I wait, I'm not I'm not sure he cares at
- 24:48Speaker 6: that point. Wait, I'm just throwing it out there.
- 24:52Speaker 4: Yeah, this is like dick in a box. Put your
- 24:55Speaker 4: dick through the hole on the side.
- 24:57Speaker 2: Dick in a drum.
- 24:58Speaker 4: You still wear drum? You bang the drum?
- 25:02Speaker 2: Oh, and you play it.
- 25:04Speaker 4: Vibrations, vibrates come into the drum.
- 25:08Speaker 5: Would that work for you? You have a penis from
- 25:10Speaker 5: one understanding?
- 25:14Speaker 2: Sometimes I haven't seen it.
- 25:16Speaker 6: Nobody has, but uh someone, Uh it's.
- 25:24Speaker 3: Sure my doctor. Aside from that, can we talk.
- 25:29Speaker 1: About something else?
- 25:31Speaker 2: Of course?
- 25:32Speaker 4: What do you episode?
- 25:34Speaker 6: I think it might be about stan Like trying to
- 25:37Speaker 6: regain his youth by joining a band.
- 25:40Speaker 4: Okay, that's a great guess.
- 25:42Speaker 2: Actually, Christen, did you.
- 25:43Speaker 1: Say what you thought that? That was it? I was waiting.
- 25:48Speaker 4: Don't let her give you don't even yeah that don't
- 25:52Speaker 4: fall for that. She could have said it while we
- 25:55Speaker 4: were being silly.
- 25:57Speaker 2: No, no, you kids.
- 25:59Speaker 5: Figure out who's going to be the hardest for Aaron
- 26:00Speaker 5: to prove is the villain?
- 26:04Speaker 1: Oh?
- 26:05Speaker 3: Capitalism?
- 26:07Speaker 5: I was ready this time all I was waiting for it.
- 26:10Speaker 1: So are we watching it through there? Okay?
- 26:12Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, Aaron doesn't have it if we don't do that.
- 26:16Speaker 1: Ok What.
- 26:18Speaker 4: Don't we need to play the episode for you?
- 26:22Speaker 1: We never have, but we can.
- 26:24Speaker 2: I think you think it is Stevie.
- 26:27Speaker 3: Yeah, you might be thinking of Stevie.
- 26:28Speaker 6: I have every season of The Golden Rills on my
- 26:31Speaker 6: media server so I can watch it whenever I want.
- 26:35Speaker 4: I watch it on your own.
- 26:38Speaker 3: Sure, fine, fine, I will.
- 26:43Speaker 2: Well all right, then, well could well could you pick
- 26:47Speaker 2: a villain though?
- 26:47Speaker 3: First Capitalism?
- 26:50Speaker 2: Okay, thank you.
- 26:52Speaker 7: My thought process is because it's a Stanley episode that
- 26:55Speaker 7: we shouldn't pick Sophia or Dorothy because they're easy to
- 26:59Speaker 7: make a villain when it I'm just a stand.
- 27:02Speaker 1: Which leaves Rose or Blanche. But that's just my thought.
- 27:05Speaker 6: I've got a weird feeling Blanche might be more difficult
- 27:09Speaker 6: in this case.
- 27:10Speaker 2: Okay, let's do Blant like a drum.
- 27:14Speaker 1: Yeah, because we've everybody's paying that drum.
- 27:18Speaker 6: We We've picked Rose on a number of occasions where
- 27:20Speaker 6: it seems like Rose would be difficult, and then and
- 27:22Speaker 6: then Aaron does find some.
- 27:24Speaker 3: Way to work around it. Just I'm just I'm just
- 27:27Speaker 3: throwing her a slight curveball here.
- 27:30Speaker 4: Like Capitalism and Blanche are the final answers.
- 27:33Speaker 3: Yes, ma'am, Yes, ma'am.
- 27:36Speaker 2: We all got very formal just ma'am.
- 27:39Speaker 4: Also, if you call me ma'am again, I'm gonna slap
- 27:41Speaker 4: the ship out of you. Yes, he leans into this
- 27:47Speaker 4: slap thing right like he wants the hits.
- 27:50Speaker 2: Yeah that and that's okay. Yeah, consent is key.
- 27:56Speaker 3: Daddy's book. Daddy sometimes needs to be a sub book.
- 28:00Speaker 4: Daddy's at seven slaps this morning.
- 28:02Speaker 2: Everybody so wants a girl to slap him around.
- 28:06Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna get the ship beat out of me.
- 28:11Speaker 3: So excited.
- 28:12Speaker 2: Have you met Pearle?
- 28:14Speaker 10: No?
- 28:14Speaker 4: I was. I was gonna like surprise on him today,
- 28:20Speaker 4: but I did know she was busy this weekend, so
- 28:23Speaker 4: I didn't pan out, but I was gonna be like,
- 28:25Speaker 4: you know, it's a good way for Aaron to meet
- 28:27Speaker 4: like someone that's I would best equate this to the
- 28:31Speaker 4: terror you felt when you first met Jody, because she
- 28:35Speaker 4: was like, so, boy, your eyes little big bad Jody,
- 28:40Speaker 4: bad Jody. And I'm just watching this this man across
- 28:47Speaker 4: from me at a table in a Vegas uh bar,
- 28:51Speaker 4: just like his eyes getting bigger, and he was like
- 28:54Speaker 4: so overwhelmed by just this like manic energy coming off
- 28:58Speaker 4: of her. And I thought Perdle would be a similar
- 29:01Speaker 4: vibe initially for him, and then it just didn't work out.
- 29:04Speaker 4: But I was going to surprise additional guest on for
- 29:08Speaker 4: the second episode. It still work out. I thought it
- 29:13Speaker 4: would be fin be nice to him. I love him,
- 29:18Speaker 4: I love more than I love men. Yeah, don't don't
- 29:23Speaker 4: feel like I don't adore you ever. I tease. This
- 29:26Speaker 4: is me pulling your pigtails in the in the playground,
- 29:29Speaker 4: you pigtails? Yeah, look at his long, luxurious locks.
- 29:35Speaker 3: Where are you looking? Yeah? How did you know about
- 29:43Speaker 3: my ball sectorades?
- 29:48Speaker 4: That's that's not a toilet, that's not a toilet bowl
- 29:52Speaker 4: cleaner stuck to her And I'm just kidding. All right,
- 29:55Speaker 4: let's watch this episode. Do you guys listen to these commercials? Wait?
- 30:00Speaker 4: Do we get all the things villain? Yes? Trivia? Not trivia?
- 30:03Speaker 4: But like what yep? Okay, bye, we'll be back.
- 30:08Speaker 11: Greetings, fellow nerds, it's Garrett. You're host of The note
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- 30:30Speaker 12: You came back.
- 30:32Speaker 2: Yeah, you did it and then leave us. Yeah the others.
- 30:36Speaker 4: We did it.
- 30:40Speaker 1: We watched it.
- 30:41Speaker 4: Oh, I hope you like those commercials because they liked you.
- 30:43Speaker 4: They told me so, Oh what I think I just
- 30:49Speaker 4: stole Gina's line. But what is you guys? Thing of
- 30:51Speaker 4: the episode?
- 30:53Speaker 1: It was a good one.
- 30:55Speaker 5: I like when we see Stanley's real head. But he
- 30:59Speaker 5: was wearing the wig today.
- 31:01Speaker 4: One of many for a man with money problems, he
- 31:03Speaker 4: could solve them by stop buying two pays.
- 31:06Speaker 1: Right, were Dodgers tickets?
- 31:10Speaker 4: Well, I don't know. It was some random Miami game.
- 31:13Speaker 4: I don't even know if it was a Dodgers game.
- 31:16Speaker 4: It was probably some like farm team.
- 31:19Speaker 13: Oh cool, cool, cool, Then that's okay, JK, shut up,
- 31:26Speaker 13: God fine.
- 31:30Speaker 4: I want everyone to have a chance to give me
- 31:33Speaker 4: ship because here is this unpainted I haven't had time
- 31:37Speaker 4: Winner's trophy and progress for our season three winner. By
- 31:41Speaker 4: the way, putting it out there is.
- 31:46Speaker 1: Nobody can see.
- 31:50Speaker 4: I was showing y'all so that I can make a
- 31:52Speaker 4: public on air apology to James that it's not ready
- 31:56Speaker 4: yet because of my work schedule. My plan is to
- 31:58Speaker 4: bust it out when I get home from easy and
- 32:01Speaker 4: get all the like ninety six layers of gold paint. Aaron,
- 32:04Speaker 4: does your still smell like paint? I feel like it's
- 32:07Speaker 4: gonna smell like spray paint for the rest of your life. No,
- 32:10Speaker 4: it doesn't smell anymore.
- 32:11Speaker 3: Oh God, I know it doesn't smell.
- 32:13Speaker 4: It took my house like six months to not smell
- 32:16Speaker 4: in my kitchen because I would put it in there
- 32:18Speaker 4: after I came in from outside.
- 32:19Speaker 2: Did it smell when you first got it?
- 32:21Speaker 1: And me think he sniffs his trophy every morning.
- 32:24Speaker 4: Aaron, you don't smell the trophies I've made you. That's
- 32:28Speaker 4: hold on a fucking minute.
- 32:30Speaker 2: Can I trophy?
- 32:32Speaker 3: I don't deliberately sniff everything I'm given.
- 32:36Speaker 6: Look, I probably sometimes it correctly asked to smell something.
- 32:40Speaker 1: I will loves the smell of victory in the morning.
- 32:44Speaker 4: I feel like it's a fifty to fifty split for you,
- 32:46Speaker 4: depending on the person who asks you to smell something.
- 32:49Speaker 4: I think you might not.
- 32:52Speaker 5: That is the conversation made it sound like he complained
- 32:55Speaker 5: to you that it smelled when he got.
- 32:57Speaker 3: My Sorry, I completely didn't.
- 33:00Speaker 4: My kitchen did because I would spray it on my patio,
- 33:03Speaker 4: and then I would bring it back in and set
- 33:05Speaker 4: it in its little box on the windowsill to dry,
- 33:08Speaker 4: and then I would go out and spray it again.
- 33:10Speaker 4: And then when I traveled with it to Colorado to
- 33:13Speaker 4: present it to him last year for the bfytw three
- 33:16Speaker 4: hundred episode, I everything that was around it in my
- 33:23Speaker 4: suitcase smelled like spray paint also, so that's why I
- 33:27Speaker 4: just assumed that. But maybe all of my belongings absorbed
- 33:31Speaker 4: smell and he never had it. I also still owe
- 33:34Speaker 4: you your plaque, and I have your video game, that
- 33:37Speaker 4: little handheld car driving. When I was going to give
- 33:40Speaker 4: you the little like eight bit, like you will just
- 33:43Speaker 4: move the obstacles. I have some of those things in
- 33:46Speaker 4: a basket. You now have the when Aaron has bandwidth
- 33:51Speaker 4: to mail stuff. Basket started for you at my house
- 33:53Speaker 4: as well. So you're in good company with the other
- 33:56Speaker 4: co hosts of this show and James, and James lives
- 33:59Speaker 4: in town out.
- 34:01Speaker 3: Wow.
- 34:03Speaker 4: Wow, you're welcome. My house looks like an Amazon shipping warehouse.
- 34:08Speaker 5: We don't we don't hold our breath, but if we
- 34:11Speaker 5: get it.
- 34:11Speaker 4: Hey, hey, hey, your birthday time. Your birthday gifts were
- 34:14Speaker 4: timely this year. Fucker's so we're last year, end of
- 34:18Speaker 4: last whatever. You know what, Let's play quiz. I'm not
- 34:21Speaker 4: getting picked on today.
- 34:23Speaker 5: All right, Okay, let's play quiz.
- 34:27Speaker 3: That's it.
- 34:29Speaker 2: A lady with quiz questions. That's you, it's me.
- 34:33Speaker 3: Put out the energy you want into the world.
- 34:36Speaker 4: Yeah, that energy, it's warm hunks. Okay. So in this episode,
- 34:43Speaker 4: Bang the Drum Stanley, we start off right out the
- 34:48Speaker 4: gate being mean to Dorothy. So in the photo album,
- 34:52Speaker 4: what age does Sophia refer to as the beginning of
- 34:57Speaker 4: the end? Do you think that because I can't hear
- 35:04Speaker 4: the buzzer it allows Aaron and Kristen to ring in
- 35:07Speaker 4: while I'm still reading the question? Just asking, Gina, because
- 35:11Speaker 4: you rang in when I was done, Just asking if
- 35:14Speaker 4: you think the other two are.
- 35:15Speaker 3: Try to cheat or I forgot You're to wait.
- 35:19Speaker 4: Aaron, you forget because you're not here all the time.
- 35:22Speaker 4: I'm just asking. I'm asking a friend about a friend.
- 35:25Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, because I heard the buzzer.
- 35:29Speaker 4: Oh she like panic buzzed, panic buzz Okay, well, now
- 35:34Speaker 4: you guys have trauma response. Well, Tina, you're the only
- 35:39Speaker 4: person that waited for me to finish talking. So even
- 35:42Speaker 4: though you buzzed in two seconds, two full seconds later
- 35:46Speaker 4: you get to answer fifteen. Yeah, yep, fifteen when it
- 35:51Speaker 4: goes to Gina that that'll that'll learn the other two.
- 35:58Speaker 2: I'm just in a baseball game now.
- 36:00Speaker 10: Yeah, all right, babet be reseat the buzzer and here
- 36:10Speaker 10: we go.
- 36:13Speaker 4: Where does Dorothy say that Blanche has given some of
- 36:16Speaker 4: her best performances? Okay, we got Kristen first, buzz.
- 36:23Speaker 2: In some tight milliseconds here.
- 36:26Speaker 4: Yeah, thirty three only the back alley, yep, back alleys?
- 36:31Speaker 4: All right, point Kristen, Hey, Kristen, Uh, what's the square
- 36:36Speaker 4: right now?
- 36:37Speaker 1: Uh?
- 36:38Speaker 7: Aarons have zero and Gina Kristen each have one.
- 36:43Speaker 2: Aarons.
- 36:44Speaker 4: I wanted to see how if you were going to
- 36:45Speaker 4: pluralize that, and you did. All right, moving right along.
- 36:51Speaker 4: What problem is Stanley having? Dang oof milliseconds? Again?
- 36:58Speaker 1: Kristeness problems? He's bankrupt yep, big.
- 37:06Speaker 4: Heel mm hmm yeah no that's I almost want to
- 37:09Speaker 4: give Aaron a bonus point, but I won't. Okay, what
- 37:17Speaker 4: happens to Sophia at the game and where do they
- 37:20Speaker 4: end up?
- 37:23Speaker 5: Geea, she gets hit in the head with a baseball
- 37:28Speaker 5: and they go to Biscayne General Hospital.
- 37:30Speaker 4: What, yes, our good friend Biscayne General Hospital, which has
- 37:35Speaker 4: more doctor cameo than any other hospital I've ever seen,
- 37:39Speaker 4: because we've never had the same doctor at that fucking hospital.
- 37:44Speaker 2: By the way, they're very busier.
- 37:47Speaker 4: They're so busy.
- 37:48Speaker 1: Well, there's different injuries, so they're seen for different things.
- 37:51Speaker 5: It's a lot of old people in Florida. You need
- 37:52Speaker 5: a lot of doctors.
- 37:53Speaker 4: Okay, all right, all right, okay, fair enough. I'll throw
- 37:59Speaker 4: less shade on biscuy In General.
- 38:00Speaker 2: Hospital, our favorite hospital.
- 38:05Speaker 4: It wouldn't be an episode, guys if we didn't have
- 38:09Speaker 4: some san Ola or some some ros iss. Right, So
- 38:14Speaker 4: I'm going to simply ask you to tell me and
- 38:17Speaker 4: and just tell me what I'm asking. Don't elaborate. Okay,
- 38:24Speaker 4: what is a go Wakanagan Christen?
- 38:30Speaker 1: A game played in Saint Olaf F's similar to baseball.
- 38:34Speaker 2: Okay, I will accept that what we're looking for.
- 38:39Speaker 4: You stopped like, no, no, you stop forwards short, But
- 38:44Speaker 4: I can weave the forwards into the next question, and
- 38:47Speaker 4: I think that would be safer.
- 38:52Speaker 2: When you get warned, you're like, I don't know where
- 38:54Speaker 2: to stand.
- 38:54Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, because I wrote one question, and then I
- 38:59Speaker 4: was like, I need another one, and so it's my
- 39:02Speaker 4: fault this time. All right, So when you whack yourself
- 39:07Speaker 4: on the head and go whack and nogain, how many
- 39:10Speaker 4: whax does it take until you can take first base? Aaron?
- 39:17Speaker 3: Ten?
- 39:18Speaker 2: Yes, ten?
- 39:20Speaker 3: Big wax tends to be a low scoring game.
- 39:24Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not the next question. So you're
- 39:28Speaker 4: you're lucky, both of you. You're just kidding. I'm just
- 39:31Speaker 4: kidding itst fine, all right, good job so far, Kristin.
- 39:35Speaker 4: Is it time for another score update? I know one
- 39:37Speaker 4: of us still has zero?
- 39:38Speaker 7: So Aaron has zero, Aaron has one engine and Kristen
- 39:46Speaker 7: will have two.
- 39:49Speaker 4: It's a hot game, all right. What does Stanley suggest
- 39:57Speaker 4: is a quick way to make money? Kristen? And if
- 40:01Speaker 4: you hadn't gotten this first, it would have been upset lawsuit?
- 40:07Speaker 4: Oh okay, yeah, sure, that's what you said during the
- 40:10Speaker 4: show insurance fraud. I wrote down lawsuit, insurance fraud, et cetera.
- 40:17Speaker 4: I was willing to take whatever the answer was, but
- 40:20Speaker 4: I knew she'd be like, that's.
- 40:21Speaker 1: Fucking insurance bro a painful plot plan.
- 40:26Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm calling the president of insurance. Okay, May said
- 40:34Speaker 4: the buzzer, that's me.
- 40:39Speaker 12: Yes, Abby Dorothy says that Stan is cheap and backs
- 40:44Speaker 12: it up with what upsetting example. Shit, Mom, they're not
- 40:56Speaker 12: getting this, hebby.
- 40:57Speaker 2: I think you might get a point.
- 40:59Speaker 12: Mom, buzzon?
- 41:03Speaker 4: Oh is it?
- 41:05Speaker 5: Aaron? Try? Oh?
- 41:08Speaker 4: Aaron buzzden too. All right, let's let boyer and try
- 41:11Speaker 4: because I can't really win ever anyway, nor can you.
- 41:16Speaker 4: No one has a fucking stake in the game today.
- 41:19Speaker 3: No, I I've got nothing.
- 41:23Speaker 12: Are you sure.
- 41:26Speaker 3: It's it's yeah, it's it's.
- 41:28Speaker 6: It's a really open ended question because it says a
- 41:32Speaker 6: lot of things about Stan yet being cheap.
- 41:37Speaker 12: Okay, you go ahead.
- 41:44Speaker 4: I believe what Abby is referring to and why this
- 41:46Speaker 4: was her question is that he owns a timeshare. Dog.
- 41:50Speaker 3: That's it.
- 41:51Speaker 1: God, I missed that.
- 41:52Speaker 3: I didn't even hear that.
- 41:55Speaker 2: It's pretty fun.
- 41:55Speaker 3: I just forgot it.
- 41:58Speaker 12: I'm sure dog, it's okay. He's a bad man.
- 42:03Speaker 2: Oh it was a dog related question.
- 42:05Speaker 12: Uh, yeah, it's pretty much either dogs, Jo Pitza. When
- 42:09Speaker 12: I asked, God, I should have known.
- 42:12Speaker 4: Okay, all right, well that was great, Thanks for waking
- 42:16Speaker 4: up for that, producer, Abbi. Next question, Oh, you'll get
- 42:22Speaker 4: extra snuggles before I leave town again in less than
- 42:26Speaker 4: twenty four hours.
- 42:26Speaker 12: Oh no, thank you.
- 42:28Speaker 4: What Gina has just recreated one of my favorite moments
- 42:36Speaker 4: from the nineteen fifties movie called Anything Goes, where Big
- 42:40Speaker 4: Crosby is doing some stick and he goes, anyone can
- 42:43Speaker 4: ever prove I've met this young man? I will give
- 42:45Speaker 4: them one old Davy Crockett hat. And he turns to
- 42:48Speaker 4: Donald O'Connor and says, I've got one for you too, buddy,
- 42:52Speaker 4: and donald'connor says never. All right, anyway, Look, Sophia is
- 42:59Speaker 4: headed towards the white light. She sees her parents, her husband,
- 43:05Speaker 4: and who else.
- 43:09Speaker 3: Oh damn it. I hit the buzz button like three times,
- 43:13Speaker 3: but it only accepted it after Gina buzzle.
- 43:16Speaker 12: Shit.
- 43:18Speaker 4: Sorry, I don't know if you heard that burn or.
- 43:20Speaker 3: It was it was hard to miss.
- 43:23Speaker 4: Sorry.
- 43:24Speaker 3: I was like it was like a cruise ship beaching itself.
- 43:28Speaker 4: Oh god, I just saw that. I just saw that
- 43:30Speaker 4: show about the cruise ship that like was basically like
- 43:33Speaker 4: a modern day anyway, long story shortly, Gina buzzed first.
- 43:39Speaker 4: Sorry Aaron, maybe she'll get it wrong. The Ritz brothers, Yes, yeah, okay,
- 43:46Speaker 4: sorry Aaron.
- 43:48Speaker 2: It's weird.
- 43:48Speaker 5: You kept buzzing and it didn't even take it.
- 43:50Speaker 4: It's weird. He's a lot like JOm in that way.
- 43:55Speaker 4: My mom and dad had trouble with the buzzer too,
- 43:58Speaker 4: So don't feel bad a celebrity couple. John is there?
- 44:02Speaker 6: Do you feel because I was supposed to be better
- 44:04Speaker 6: than a mom and dad at tech?
- 44:07Speaker 4: Oh? Okay, Well, if you're gonna, I mean, best to.
- 44:10Speaker 5: Move along, put yourself in time out.
- 44:15Speaker 4: Later in the denial battle at the kitchen table, who
- 44:21Speaker 4: says the form of the word denial more? In one
- 44:25Speaker 4: line of dialogue Rose or Dorothy? Okay, looks like Aaron
- 44:32Speaker 4: was first? Did I not recess?
- 44:36Speaker 3: Buzz?
- 44:38Speaker 10: Oh?
- 44:38Speaker 6: I'm so sorry that Kristen was first?
- 44:43Speaker 4: Okay, go ahead, Kristen ros no, So the floors open
- 44:50Speaker 4: it if you want to buzz again.
- 44:52Speaker 3: Gina was right behind her.
- 44:55Speaker 2: Dorothy.
- 44:56Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 44:57Speaker 4: Dorothy ends up saying it five times.
- 45:01Speaker 5: I'm not in denial about the denial and don't you
- 45:03Speaker 5: deny it?
- 45:04Speaker 4: Yeah? Rose had four so they literally built It was
- 45:08Speaker 4: like the writers were intentionally just staggering it. Did I
- 45:15Speaker 4: have to get creative because y'all have gotten so good
- 45:20Speaker 4: at the quiz, You have to.
- 45:21Speaker 2: Just start like, no, that was a good one.
- 45:24Speaker 5: All right, cool, So where you're gonna go?
- 45:27Speaker 4: All right, gin, I got that one. I'm gonna reset
- 45:30Speaker 4: the buzzer. What is the name of the foreign exchange
- 45:35Speaker 4: student that Blanche had an affair with?
- 45:39Speaker 2: Christen Jean Pierre from Blue I knew that was coming.
- 45:44Speaker 1: I had two cats named Jacques and Jean Pierre when
- 45:46Speaker 1: I was.
- 45:47Speaker 5: A kid, so that one reallyscas.
- 45:56Speaker 4: Sometimes. I think I developed Abby's voice as a modified
- 45:59Speaker 4: version of like, it's my version, all right? How I
- 46:04Speaker 4: mean Abby can talk? Shut up? Everybody? Dare you?
- 46:08Speaker 12: I'm a real person.
- 46:13Speaker 4: How many men did it take to pry Dreyfus off
- 46:17Speaker 4: a lawn flamingo? Mm hmmm mmm, Aaron's having trouble, but
- 46:26Speaker 4: Kristen was first.
- 46:28Speaker 1: Two.
- 46:29Speaker 4: Yes, it is two, two grown men to pull a
- 46:32Speaker 4: dog off a lawn flamingo?
- 46:34Speaker 2: Is it still not buzzing for you?
- 46:36Speaker 3: It's just my day.
- 46:38Speaker 4: Well, I mean you're here with three Yeah, thank you.
- 46:43Speaker 3: I'm going to sleep all right.
- 46:45Speaker 4: Oh that's not gonna I'm sorry. We've got a tight
- 46:48Speaker 4: three episodes to cram into two today, So sorry, sir,
- 46:54Speaker 4: no naps.
- 46:55Speaker 2: You can coast. We'll pretend it's you.
- 47:00Speaker 4: I write books and I'm kind of hot, but I
- 47:02Speaker 4: tell people I'm not.
- 47:04Speaker 2: If the tcover snoring, dangham.
- 47:08Speaker 3: Ropa, Oh hey what I'm waking now?
- 47:15Speaker 2: Task masking?
- 47:17Speaker 5: Oh he sees say things he likes.
- 47:22Speaker 3: Just oh shit, funk, I'm here.
- 47:27Speaker 2: With video games on a ze.
- 47:29Speaker 1: You might need to wipe down his camera.
- 47:31Speaker 4: Bro. All right, well that was fun. Kristin who won
- 47:36Speaker 4: the quiz because we all lost this conversation just the second.
- 47:42Speaker 1: Alright, Okay, Aaron and Aaron each had.
- 47:45Speaker 7: One point and I barely won with.
- 47:49Speaker 4: Five Aaron, we tied, and I like that.
- 47:52Speaker 3: I don't usually so much better at this and it's
- 48:04Speaker 3: just not my day.
- 48:05Speaker 4: Dude. You can't win a trophy, like there's nothing left
- 48:07Speaker 4: for you at this point. Today was a real no investment, Like,
- 48:13Speaker 4: don't feel bad.
- 48:14Speaker 6: I would have liked to have gotten more than one,
- 48:16Speaker 6: and even the one I got, I feel like I
- 48:18Speaker 6: buzzed before the question was completely finished, so I was like,
- 48:20Speaker 6: I felt bad about that.
- 48:22Speaker 4: If it makes you feel better, I thought you did too,
- 48:24Speaker 4: But I'd seen you tapping your screen feverishly like John was,
- 48:28Speaker 4: and I thought.
- 48:30Speaker 1: Maybe it's the buzzer on the phone.
- 48:32Speaker 3: It could just it could just be my touch screens dying,
- 48:35Speaker 3: or it could be that I pressed and shifted, so
- 48:37Speaker 3: I actually like moved the website rather than pressing the
- 48:41Speaker 3: button kind of thing.
- 48:42Speaker 4: You could just open the website like the rest of
- 48:44Speaker 4: us have it.
- 48:47Speaker 3: Are you just clicking on it in your web browser?
- 48:50Speaker 5: Click?
- 48:50Speaker 4: Or yeah?
- 48:52Speaker 10: Uh?
- 48:53Speaker 4: Jeopardy Champion Kristen over here with her, but.
- 48:57Speaker 2: She taps it so loud.
- 48:58Speaker 5: It's on the audio recording her track.
- 49:02Speaker 1: I have loud on this keyboard. Yeah?
- 49:07Speaker 2: Who was Stanley? Quiet that down?
- 49:17Speaker 4: All right? You want to do the trivia because I
- 49:20Speaker 4: forgot to pay attention for plank. Okay, I'm out as.
- 49:26Speaker 5: So our boy. Her Betelman was stan He was in
- 49:30Speaker 5: Barefoot in the Park.
- 49:32Speaker 2: She was in nineteen sixty seven.
- 49:35Speaker 5: Ben Ronsley was Doctor Jerry. He was on Dallas William Yes, Saron.
- 49:43Speaker 3: Thank you? No, just testing.
- 49:47Speaker 5: Helen Duffy was the woman in the wheelchair. She was
- 49:50Speaker 5: in I think one episode of a Night Court. Matthew
- 49:54Speaker 5: Brooks was Little Timmy. He was in a sitcom called
- 49:57Speaker 5: Shaky Ground, which I never heard of.
- 49:59Speaker 4: No, I don't know that is Bear.
- 50:01Speaker 5: The dog was Dreyfus.
- 50:03Speaker 2: He appeared in Nurses.
- 50:07Speaker 5: Miami.
- 50:07Speaker 4: What about that that was a spinoff of a spinoff.
- 50:10Speaker 5: Mm hmm. Wild Miami did not have a major League
- 50:15Speaker 5: baseball team until nineteen ninety three, which is the Marlins,
- 50:19Speaker 5: but there was a minor league team called the Marlins
- 50:22Speaker 5: in nineteen eighty eight, so that's where I imagine they went.
- 50:26Speaker 5: This title references the nineteen seventy three film Bang the
- 50:29Speaker 5: Drums Slowly, which is about baseball.
- 50:33Speaker 4: Oh, you're welcome.
- 50:36Speaker 5: Ritz Brothers were an American family comedy act all the
- 50:39Speaker 5: way from the twenties to the seventies.
- 50:42Speaker 1: Wow.
- 50:43Speaker 5: They mentioned Mister Belvidere, which was a sitcom on ABC
- 50:45Speaker 5: from nineteen eighty five to nineteen eighty nine.
- 50:48Speaker 1: Show that was great.
- 50:50Speaker 2: It's really all I got.
- 50:51Speaker 5: There wasn't a lot of references.
- 50:55Speaker 4: Okay, it's my turn again.
- 50:57Speaker 2: So tell me about Blanche.
- 50:59Speaker 4: Well, I mean, she's just kind of always a terrible slut, right,
- 51:04Speaker 4: I mean that's the I think the story about how
- 51:07Speaker 4: she was explaining that she was not cheating on her
- 51:13Speaker 4: boyfriend Jean Pierre, but like, in fact she was and
- 51:17Speaker 4: was thrilled that she was getting away with it and
- 51:20Speaker 4: made it feel gross. Also, Oh yeah, her cat's costume sorry,
- 51:28Speaker 4: it was giving Both her and Rose were giving creepy
- 51:32Speaker 4: old lady vibes. Those boots were awful. It did not
- 51:35Speaker 4: like them. Oh and the way she licked the oreo.
- 51:45Speaker 4: Just scrape, just scrape the cream off with your teeth,
- 51:49Speaker 4: like the entire rest of America. Or if the people
- 51:54Speaker 4: are crazy and they just eat it like a cookie,
- 51:56Speaker 4: put it in your fucking mouth. Don't lick it for like.
- 51:59Speaker 2: It was like a on it.
- 52:01Speaker 4: How many licks do you get to the center of
- 52:03Speaker 4: an oreo? Not a slogan, Blanche. And for that reason alone,
- 52:07Speaker 4: you would have been a villain, like Mike.
- 52:10Speaker 5: Who are you trying to seduce here?
- 52:13Speaker 4: Well, it was just like, no one looks sexy licking
- 52:16Speaker 4: an oreo. It's just this like flat tongue, Like, no,
- 52:20Speaker 4: fuck off, Blanche, you're a villain.
- 52:25Speaker 5: That's one of the more petty reasons. But I'm okay, yeah,
- 52:31Speaker 5: I know, I like it. I like I don't let
- 52:34Speaker 5: her prepare her, let her pull it off her button
- 52:36Speaker 5: each time.
- 52:38Speaker 1: Yeah, she's pulling things out of.
- 52:40Speaker 4: Her But that's weird. You're not the first people to
- 52:43Speaker 4: tell me that. Just kidding. Oh okay, it's fine.
- 52:47Speaker 5: Purdles told you that many times grows.
- 52:51Speaker 4: I don't want I don't know you made it weird
- 52:55Speaker 4: or sorry, that's what does It's amazing.
- 52:59Speaker 2: You're welcome.
- 53:02Speaker 4: Excuse me? Was I talking? You're welcome? All right?
- 53:09Speaker 2: Well, what do you think of Stanley in this episode?
- 53:11Speaker 3: Though erin, Oh god, he's a ship bag.
- 53:16Speaker 5: I mean, we talked about wanting capitalism every now and then.
- 53:20Speaker 3: He seems like he's got redeeming qualities. But honestly, like,
- 53:24Speaker 3: I mean, that's just it. He's kind of representative of
- 53:26Speaker 3: the worst part of capitalism of this, like this entitlement
- 53:30Speaker 3: to I deserve to have money because I should because I'm.
- 53:34Speaker 2: A white white man.
- 53:36Speaker 6: I'm I'm an old white man, and I should have
- 53:39Speaker 6: money because I deserve to have money. So I'm gonna
- 53:41Speaker 6: find whatever means possible to get it, even if it
- 53:44Speaker 6: means defrauding you know, insurance companies, which, to be fair,
- 53:48Speaker 6: fuck insurance companies. Like the dumbest thing we ever did
- 53:52Speaker 6: is this society was allow someone to come up to
- 53:55Speaker 6: us and say.
- 53:55Speaker 3: I've got a great idea.
- 53:56Speaker 6: If you give me a bunch of your money every
- 53:58Speaker 6: single fucking week, and when you really really need it,
- 54:01Speaker 6: you can ask me for some of it back and
- 54:03Speaker 6: I might say, yes, and we agreed to this, Like
- 54:07Speaker 6: we agreed to this. This is the dumbest fucking thing.
- 54:11Speaker 6: Uh and and yet we still do it. We have
- 54:13Speaker 6: not revolted as a society yet, which I feel like
- 54:16Speaker 6: we should do. But but having said that, like, like
- 54:21Speaker 6: I mean, especially like the scenario they painted at the
- 54:24Speaker 6: very end is like there there are so many people
- 54:26Speaker 6: who are more deserving than you that that you shouldn't
- 54:31Speaker 6: necessarily defraud, Like, yeah, it would be It would be
- 54:35Speaker 6: one thing if, like, you know, somebody really had an
- 54:38Speaker 6: injury but they didn't get paid like that, that fucking sucks.
- 54:43Speaker 6: But to pretend to have an injury to try and
- 54:46Speaker 6: steal that, that's not any better in my book.
- 54:49Speaker 1: So and it happens all the time.
- 54:52Speaker 7: Billions every year go into an insurance fraud.
- 54:56Speaker 1: It's pretty bad.
- 54:59Speaker 5: And if you're a member previously he faked recovering so
- 55:04Speaker 5: he could stay at Dorothy's house. Yeah, he's okay with
- 55:07Speaker 5: medically defrauding people.
- 55:09Speaker 4: Where in that housecoat that's sexy pink housecoat. Well, I
- 55:16Speaker 4: just want to say, uh, I don't disagree with what
- 55:19Speaker 4: anything Aaron was saying. Despite working in the insurance industry.
- 55:22Speaker 4: It is a little bit of a scam, right. It's
- 55:24Speaker 4: it's no different than like religion. It is this completely
- 55:27Speaker 4: intangible thing that we're like, hey, pay for this, here's
- 55:31Speaker 4: a song, and dany like, I get everything you're saying.
- 55:34Speaker 4: What I want to say further is that rich like
- 55:37Speaker 4: some of the like, wealthier clients have started self insuring
- 55:40Speaker 4: themselves because they're like, this is a racket. Why am
- 55:44Speaker 4: I paying this money? But poor people can't afford to
- 55:47Speaker 4: self insure. But I have seen a shift in that
- 55:50Speaker 4: due to the crazy like weather events and catastrophes in California, California,
- 55:56Speaker 4: a lot of self insuring goes on from the wealthier
- 55:59Speaker 4: side of things, which makes it maybe worse then because
- 56:01Speaker 4: the poor people pay more premium.
- 56:04Speaker 1: Yep, Okay, what else is capital.
- 56:12Speaker 4: Let's start let's start a barter system. Well that's all
- 56:21Speaker 4: I got. Anyone else have anything?
- 56:24Speaker 5: M I'd like to ask Aaron where we could find
- 56:26Speaker 5: him if we didn't want to enjoy more of his shenanigans.
- 56:29Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you can hear me wax philosophical about capitalism
- 56:35Speaker 3: over at b F Y T w H. We play
- 56:37Speaker 3: silly games all the time. They don't all reference capitalism
- 56:40Speaker 3: just f but it's just funny to me. But yeah,
- 56:48Speaker 3: we play silly games very much like quiz.
- 56:51Speaker 5: Uh.
- 56:52Speaker 6: We tend to mix things up, do different certain games
- 56:55Speaker 6: every episode.
- 56:56Speaker 3: Sometimes we do full game shows for charity that's always fun,
- 57:00Speaker 3: and sometimes we just do beefy at pretty for for
- 57:02Speaker 3: laughs and silliness.
- 57:06Speaker 6: I've also got a couple of books out. You may
- 57:08Speaker 6: have heard me referred to as book daddy.
- 57:10Speaker 13: Uh.
- 57:11Speaker 6: That is a moniker that I don't necessarily wear with pride,
- 57:14Speaker 6: but I do wear it.
- 57:17Speaker 3: And uh. I have two books out. One is called
- 57:21Speaker 3: Thing t h Any by Aaron Randolph, and the second
- 57:24Speaker 3: is called Raka and the Inevitability of Life. But I'm
- 57:28Speaker 3: thinking of renaming it to The Inevitability of Knife, just
- 57:31Speaker 3: to get some merch deals in there for Gina's idea.
- 57:37Speaker 5: And I'm workam book three.
- 57:40Speaker 3: There is no inevitability of wife. I'm morecam Book three.
- 57:44Speaker 3: I hope. I hope to have it out by the
- 57:46Speaker 3: end of the year.
- 57:47Speaker 6: It's not it's not going as fast or as well
- 57:49Speaker 6: as I would like, but it is going.
- 57:52Speaker 2: So we want to be good.
- 57:55Speaker 3: No, I want it to be good too, And that's
- 57:56Speaker 3: part of the problem is I'm not just forcing myself
- 57:59Speaker 3: to and shit, I should at this point honestly just
- 58:03Speaker 3: force myself to finish it and fix it later.
- 58:05Speaker 1: Just take your time. We'll be here when it's ready.
- 58:08Speaker 4: I'm wondering if it's worth time. Mean, while you're shifting
- 58:12Speaker 4: things in Rika to create merch opportunities, if maybe you
- 58:16Speaker 4: also need a line of like Madeline con crossover from
- 58:24Speaker 4: Clue the flames heave it flames in the side of
- 58:29Speaker 4: my facey like moments before the bad times of that
- 58:34Speaker 4: scene that haunts me, that character with the anyway, that's fine, okay,
- 58:41Speaker 4: christ And where can they find us?
- 58:45Speaker 7: You can find us across all socials at Amaloni Pod
- 58:49Speaker 7: and you can also email us at amalanipod at gmail
- 58:53Speaker 7: dot com.
- 58:53Speaker 1: We would love to hear from you.
- 58:57Speaker 12: Excuse me. I think it's best that we just calling
- 59:00Speaker 12: the show because no one understood my mom and I
- 59:06Speaker 12: don't always either, So enjoy your cheestcake. I love you, guys, cheesecake.
- 59:14Speaker 2: Okay, bye bye bye