Latest / Anele and the Club on 947 / The road-trip stop you refuse to skip?
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Wake up with a bang. Hey, wake up!
- 0:04Speaker 2: Anele and the club.
- 0:06Speaker 1: On 947. So yeah, we told you right before the
- 0:08Speaker 1: news that after 8 o'clock, Frankie and I are getting
- 0:10Speaker 1: into the BMW iX3 SUV. I mean, you've never had
- 0:14Speaker 1: so many letters just put together, eh? Just put together.
- 0:18Speaker 1: We're taking this car and we're taking it to Durban.
- 0:20Speaker 1: We want to tell you a lot about it, but
- 0:21Speaker 1: we don't want to lie. So this is why we're like,
- 0:24Speaker 1: you guys, you know, tell people about the new BMW iX3.
- 0:28Speaker 1: Frankie's like, ah.
- 0:30Speaker 2: Yeah, they said, do you want to come test drive it?
- 0:31Speaker 2: We said, to Durban.
- 0:32Speaker 1: To Durban? Yes. Because that's the best time you know
- 0:36Speaker 1: whether a car is worth its chops or not.
- 0:37Speaker 3: A road trip.
- 0:38Speaker 1: A long distance drive. And I, for one, I peeped
- 0:42Speaker 1: what Frankie was talking about. I peeped what he was
- 0:44Speaker 1: trying to get to. Because Frankie knows that every road
- 0:47Speaker 1: trip has what? Snacks.
- 0:49Speaker 3: That's it. Snacks.
- 0:51Speaker 4: Snacks.
- 0:52Speaker 1: So, for this hour, we need your help to make
- 0:55Speaker 1: our road trip to Durban, you know... I don't want
- 0:59Speaker 1: to say prepared. Highly snacked up.
- 1:02Speaker 2: Well, the thing is, I haven't done a road trip
- 1:06Speaker 2: to Durban in many years. Like many, many years. I fly.
- 1:11Speaker 2: Usually I fly. When was the last time you drove
- 1:14Speaker 2: to Durban? It's been a long time for me.
- 1:16Speaker 1: It was a long time for me as well. There
- 1:17Speaker 1: was a Durban July. Where we drove down and drove back.
- 1:21Speaker 1: But this is 2009, 2010.
- 1:24Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:24Speaker 1: This was a long time ago. I have not hit
- 1:27Speaker 1: the N3 in a while. And we're doing that today.
- 1:30Speaker 1: So here's what we need from you.
- 1:31Speaker 5: 011-8838-947.
- 1:31Speaker 1: And this is not.
- 1:35Speaker 1: You know, select to just the entry. Across the country.
- 1:38Speaker 1: Because also we're gearing up for December season and we're
- 1:41Speaker 1: gearing up for the road trips. Which places along the
- 1:44Speaker 1: route to your holiday destinations are a must stop. You
- 1:49Speaker 1: have to stop there. You have to do that.
- 1:52Speaker 2: And you have to tell us why, right? So is
- 1:54Speaker 2: it someone makes the best pies if you're heading down
- 1:56Speaker 2: to Nalspreit? Or maybe you're going to the Northern Cape, right?
- 2:00Speaker 2: Where do you stop off heading to the Northern Cape?
- 2:02Speaker 1: Is there a fantastic bultong shop in Jamestown on your
- 2:06Speaker 1: way to Umtata in the Eastern Cape?
- 2:08Speaker 6: Oh, well, on the way home to Bloemfontein, you stop
- 2:11Speaker 6: in Grunstadt because that's the unofficial halfway mark, right? And
- 2:15Speaker 6: at that petrol station, you've got a KFC, a Mochacho's,
- 2:21Speaker 6: And you can buy a garage pie to wash down
- 2:24Speaker 6: the chicken, frankly.
- 2:25Speaker 1: For that last two hours on to home.
- 2:28Speaker 7: Yes.
- 2:28Speaker 2: Bloom is four hours, eh? Or five hours?
- 2:30Speaker 1: Four hours.
- 2:31Speaker 6: But you drive extra slow so that you can also
- 2:33Speaker 6: stop in, is it Fendersburg or something?
- 2:36Speaker 1: Get you some bull tongue.
- 2:37Speaker 6: There's a bull tongue place there.
- 2:38Speaker 1: Okay. There is a garage between East London and PE.
- 2:45Speaker 1: I think it's around Port Alfred, if I'm not mistaken.
- 2:48Speaker 1: But at that garage, you'd be turning right to go
- 2:52Speaker 1: towards PE. It's like a dodgy little garage. It's bigger
- 2:56Speaker 1: than it needs to be, especially the shop.
- 2:58Speaker 3: Right.
- 2:58Speaker 1: Like you walk in and it's the size of a classroom,
- 3:02Speaker 1: but there's only like two shelves that are housing the
- 3:05Speaker 1: most delicious sandwiches you will have in your entire life.
- 3:10Speaker 1: It's an engine but the E has fallen. You know
- 3:12Speaker 1: what I'm saying?
- 3:13Speaker 2: It hasn't had a remodel in a long time.
- 3:15Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Like the entire thing is just … It's dusty.
- 3:18Speaker 1: It's shanty. But the sandwiches are delicious. This is between
- 3:22Speaker 1: East London and PE.
- 3:23Speaker 2: 011-8838-947.
- 3:24Speaker 1: On a road trip, where must you stop? You, Cindy.
- 3:31Speaker 1: You and your family love a road trip.
- 3:32Speaker 8: We are regularly on that N3. And so now …
- 3:37Speaker 8: Everybody always used to stop at that Wimpy and Harry
- 3:39Speaker 8: Smith … A Montrose. Yeah, but if you carry on,
- 3:41Speaker 8: I think it's if you carry on just a little
- 3:43Speaker 8: bit further, there's a new little center that's popped up
- 3:46Speaker 8: and that's got a Mug and Bean and a KFC
- 3:49Speaker 8: and that kind of thing.
- 3:49Speaker 1: So that's also just as busy. Bergview. I think it's, yeah.
- 3:53Speaker 1: I think it's called Bergview. Frankie, you and I are
- 3:55Speaker 1: going to have to stop at Bergview.
- 3:56Speaker 2: Well, we're going to have to stop at both because
- 3:59Speaker 2: I want to go see, I want to see both
- 4:01Speaker 2: because you say they're close together, those two.
- 4:03Speaker 8: Yeah, Bergview is maybe like, I would say maybe about 10,
- 4:08Speaker 8: 15 Ks further down the road.
- 4:09Speaker 2: Okay, we'll stop at both.
- 4:11Speaker 8: Yeah, let me know your experience at both.
- 4:16Speaker 3: 084-00-00947.
- 4:16Speaker 1: You're on a road trip. One of your major, you know,
- 4:21Speaker 1: exciting points about this road trip is the places where
- 4:24Speaker 1: you're going to stop. We need to know about the
- 4:26Speaker 1: places that you look forward to being on a road
- 4:28Speaker 1: trip for.
- 4:29Speaker 2: And the big road trip is obviously to Cape Town, right?
- 4:32Speaker 2: From here to Cape Town is the long one.
- 4:33Speaker 1: Okay.
- 4:34Speaker 2: So most people do multiple stops or they do a
- 4:36Speaker 2: sleepover because it's too far to really drive in one day.
- 4:39Speaker 2: And that's a contentious thing. Where do you sleep over
- 4:42Speaker 2: heading down to Cape Town?
- 4:43Speaker 1: And also, there's that one petrol station in Bloom with
- 4:47Speaker 1: the wimpy and the engine and that big one where
- 4:51Speaker 1: everyone stops at. On like a hill. Yes.
- 4:53Speaker 5: Yes. But....
- 4:55Speaker 1: The thing for me is, it feels like that petrol
- 4:58Speaker 1: station is on the road to everywhere. So whether you're
- 5:01Speaker 1: going to Durban, you should pass it. Whether you're going
- 5:03Speaker 1: to Cape Town, you should pass it. It feels like
- 5:06Speaker 1: it's the focal point of all road trips. That Wimpy
- 5:10Speaker 1: is so busy, they've built an ad hoc Wimpy outside.
- 5:14Speaker 1: By the parking.
- 5:14Speaker 2: Like a drive-thru.
- 5:15Speaker 1: Yes, where they're like, if you're just looking for coffee,
- 5:17Speaker 1: please come here. Don't go create a queue inside there.
- 5:19Speaker 1: Those people are serious in there. They're going in there
- 5:21Speaker 1: for champion burgers and toasted samis. Okay. 011-8838-947. After 8 o'clock,
- 5:27Speaker 1: Frank and I are going on a road trip. Where
- 5:29Speaker 1: must you simply stop when you're going on a road trip?
- 5:33Speaker 8: Guys, if you're going to Durban, one of the best
- 5:36Speaker 8: stops is to stop just off Nottingham Road to the left.
- 5:40Speaker 1: It's called Lingalapa.
- 5:42Speaker 8: They literally have the best homemade pies.
- 5:45Speaker 1: They've got curry chicken pie.
- 5:47Speaker 4: They've got curry mince.
- 5:48Speaker 1: There's a.
- 5:49Speaker 9: In Van Rynen's Pass there's a little boltong shop it's
- 5:52Speaker 9: called Van Rynen's Boltong that would be a great stop
- 5:56Speaker 9: for a bit of boltong and then close to Hawick
- 5:59Speaker 9: it's got like a windmill it's also on A3 if
- 6:02Speaker 9: you want a fantastic pie.
- 6:04Speaker 7: So if you drive through to Elsprae or to Dahlström
- 6:09Speaker 7: on A4 there's El Zoo they've got all the animals
- 6:12Speaker 7: there they've got rhinos and emus and all.
- 6:15Speaker 6: Kinds When you drive to Mpumalanga, so Petroport, the LZ one,
- 6:20Speaker 6: there's a section when you go towards the back of
- 6:24Speaker 6: the building where it's actually overlooking.
- 6:26Speaker 2: A game reserve.
- 6:27Speaker 3: What?
- 6:27Speaker 5: Yes.
- 6:28Speaker 1: So you get to have your snacks.
- 6:30Speaker 6: And look at animals.
- 6:31Speaker 1: And also look at an animal that wants to make
- 6:33Speaker 1: you a snack. I mean, it's not like lines and stuff.
- 6:36Speaker 6: I think, what did I see?
- 6:37Speaker 1: I saw ostriches. But kids will love it, eh?
- 6:39Speaker 6: And something else.
- 6:40Speaker 1: Yes, kids will love it.
- 6:40Speaker 2: Lots of buckets.
- 6:41Speaker 1: I told you, I'm due for a Bumalanga road trip.
- 6:43Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 6:44Speaker 5: Definitely.
- 6:45Speaker 1: Abram, you're in the West Rand. Good morning, sir.
- 6:48Speaker 5: Good morning. How are you?
- 6:49Speaker 1: We are fantastic. How are you?
- 6:51Speaker 3: I'm jealous, but I can't complain.
- 6:54Speaker 1: Why are you jealous, Abram?
- 6:56Speaker 5: Because you're driving past one of the best viewpoints.
- 6:59Speaker 3: That I know of in that area.
- 7:01Speaker 1: Okay, Abram, talk to me.
- 7:04Speaker 5: So there's a place called the Border Post Bed and Breakfast.
- 7:08Speaker 3: It's in Bergwil. They have a very nice cheesecake.
- 7:14Speaker 10: I can't say the best because my wife makes the
- 7:16Speaker 10: best cheesecake.
- 7:17Speaker 1: Clever man.
- 7:18Speaker 10: But that's a close second.
- 7:20Speaker 5: And they overlook the escarpment down to the valley.
- 7:25Speaker 3: And on the other side, you have the Sterkfontein Dam.
- 7:28Speaker 10: And it's just a beautiful setting.
- 7:31Speaker 3: I wanted to propose that, but I thought I'm going
- 7:33Speaker 3: to lose the ring, so I did it before we left.
- 7:37Speaker 1: But now, Abram, where is this? Please drop me a
- 7:40Speaker 1: proper location. Like, is it on the N3? How far?
- 7:44Speaker 3: So it's just after Bergville and Harry Smith. Okay.
- 7:47Speaker 1: Okay.
- 7:48Speaker 11: Okay, Harris.
- 7:50Speaker 2: Border post bed and breakfast.
- 7:52Speaker 3: Okay. That's it.
- 7:53Speaker 1: And I must have the cheesecake, eh?
- 7:56Speaker 2: Yes.
- 7:57Speaker 11: Okay.
- 7:57Speaker 5: Okay.
- 7:57Speaker 1: Okay, definitely. I hope they're listening as well so that
- 8:00Speaker 1: they don't, they keep us a slice or two. Yeah,
- 8:02Speaker 1: must be fresh. Because if this place is popular, it
- 8:04Speaker 1: means that everybody who's driving on, and it's school holidays,
- 8:06Speaker 1: everybody who's driving on that route is going to finish
- 8:08Speaker 1: our cheesecake. Don't finish our cheesecake. Nobusha, you're in the road.
- 8:11Speaker 1: Good morning.
- 8:13Speaker 10: Good morning. How are you guys?
- 8:15Speaker 1: I'm hungry now, but you know.
- 8:17Speaker 10: Well, it's first time on the radio. Can I get
- 8:20Speaker 10: my boop, boop, boop?
- 8:21Speaker 1: Oh, give her her boop, boop, boop.
- 8:26Speaker 10: I recently did a drive from Durban to Cape Town,
- 8:30Speaker 10: I think last week.
- 8:31Speaker 1: Okay.
- 8:31Speaker 10: And we had a couple of stops and we had
- 8:33Speaker 10: a halfway point in Colesburg in Northern Cape.
- 8:36Speaker 4: Okay.
- 8:36Speaker 10: It's a small little town that has the best built home. Like,
- 8:40Speaker 10: it was really good. So we stopped there. We had
- 8:43Speaker 10: the bolt on, which left over. And then we continued
- 8:45Speaker 10: our drive. We also had a stop in, there's a
- 8:48Speaker 10: town called Three Little Sisters. Three Sisters, I think.
- 8:50Speaker 1: Three Sisters.
- 8:51Speaker 10: We stopped there. Yeah, Three Sisters, just before Cape Town.
- 8:54Speaker 2: Is it the shell? At the shell there?
- 8:56Speaker 10: Yes, yes, there's a shell there.
- 8:57Speaker 3: Yes.
- 8:58Speaker 10: Their stairs is amazing. I've had stairs everywhere, but that
- 9:02Speaker 10: stairs is really good.
- 9:03Speaker 2: That's the one where they have the rock hanging there. Yes,
- 9:06Speaker 2: that's correct. If the rock is dry, it's not raining.
- 9:10Speaker 10: That's the one. Okay.
- 9:11Speaker 1: Yes.
- 9:12Speaker 2: I know this one. I know this one.
- 9:15Speaker 5: Best years, eh?
- 9:15Speaker 10: I had quite a good drive. Best years along the way.
- 9:18Speaker 1: Why do they do so different to other steers that
- 9:20Speaker 1: you'd call it the best years?
- 9:23Speaker 10: I really don't know, hey, but I think because the
- 9:25Speaker 10: town is called Three Sisters, maybe it's done by the
- 9:28Speaker 10: three sisters together.
- 9:29Speaker 3: You see.
- 9:29Speaker 1: This is true because, I mean, steers is amazing and
- 9:33Speaker 1: on any given day, their chips are the best in
- 9:35Speaker 1: the world. So for her just to pinpoint that one.
- 9:38Speaker 2: That's steers.
- 9:40Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm looking forward to this place in Harris
- 9:42Speaker 1: Smith with the best cheesecake. That curry chicken pie. You
- 9:46Speaker 1: have my attention.
- 9:47Speaker 3: What?
- 9:48Speaker 1: Pastry and curry in one.
- 9:50Speaker 2: Where was that?
- 9:52Speaker 1: In Lingalapa.
- 9:53Speaker 2: Lingalapa.
- 9:54Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 9:55Speaker 2: Off Nottingham Road, she said.
- 9:56Speaker 1: It's the windmills. Lingalapa around Notting Hill.
- 9:58Speaker 3: Okay.
- 9:59Speaker 1: But now... is it written Notting Hill? I don't want
- 10:02Speaker 1: to pass it by mistake. No, Nottingham, Notting Hill, Nottingham.
- 10:05Speaker 8: It's not Notting Hill, it's Nottingham. It's an area in
- 10:07Speaker 8: the Midlands. That's where Michael House is.
- 10:10Speaker 1: All of those.
- 10:10Speaker 3: It's there.
- 10:12Speaker 1: So it's an area. It's not necessarily.
- 10:15Speaker 2: But I think we have to come off the highway
- 10:16Speaker 2: for that. But we will.
- 10:18Speaker 1: I was about to say, we've got electricity. We've got electricity.
- 10:21Speaker 1: We've got power.
- 10:22Speaker 8: And your car will definitely have a great GPS system.
- 10:25Speaker 1: Okay, there we go. After 8 o'clock, myself and Frankie
- 10:28Speaker 1: are taking on the road, folks. We're jumping into the
- 10:31Speaker 1: brand new BMW iX3 SUV. And we're asking you when
- 10:35Speaker 1: you go on a road trip. Not necessarily to Durban.
- 10:37Speaker 1: But it can be to Durban. Give us some tips.
- 10:39Speaker 1: It could be to anywhere. You could be like, when
- 10:42Speaker 1: we drive to Zimbabwe, you know, when we drive to Mozambique,
- 10:46Speaker 1: when we drive to Mpumalanga, when we go to Umshlanga,
- 10:51Speaker 1: any place that you drive to, you, your family, you,
- 10:54Speaker 1: your friends, you, your colleagues, and there is a place
- 10:56Speaker 1: that is like an institutional stop where you guys cannot
- 11:00Speaker 1: just drive past there, we need to know what that
- 11:03Speaker 1: place is.
- 11:03Speaker 2: 084-00-00947 on the WhatsApp line, or you can give us
- 11:05Speaker 2: a call, 011- Double eight, 38, 947, we want to know.
- 11:11Speaker 1: I'm writing all of these things down. We're stopping in Hawick, Notting, Watwat, Bourkeview, Windmill.
- 11:16Speaker 2: Order post bed and breakfast, it's our cheesecake.
- 11:21Speaker 1: Everything, we're stopping there.
- 11:22Speaker 11: When you're driving to Limpopo, to be specific, towards the
- 11:28Speaker 11: Tanini or Palawara. There is a shop there, around Machuascluf.
- 11:33Speaker 11: There is a shop that sells pancakes. Ooh, they're the best.
- 11:38Speaker 5: Going down to Durban, there's this place called Tandatao. I
- 11:42Speaker 5: don't know what the coffee shop is called, but there's
- 11:44Speaker 5: a coffee shop in there. It's nice and quiet.
- 11:47Speaker 1: I think it's just.
- 11:48Speaker 3: Past the first toll.
- 11:50Speaker 11: We normally go in to just get coffee there because
- 11:53Speaker 11: that's generally our first stop.
- 11:54Speaker 4: So on the road from Port Elizabeth to Grahamstown, there
- 11:59Speaker 4: is a farm store called Nanache.
- 12:01Speaker 5: Yes.
- 12:01Speaker 4: We always stop for the lamb mint pie and the
- 12:05Speaker 4: rooster cooks.
- 12:06Speaker 1: Amazing. Dude, they make an apricot jam and bacon rosti.
- 12:11Speaker 3: Yes.
- 12:12Speaker 2: That sounds amazing.
- 12:13Speaker 1: And they sell Khmer as well.
- 12:15Speaker 3: Right.
- 12:15Speaker 1: Oh, my word. How do I not tell y'all about Nanaka?
- 12:20Speaker 1: That place is amazing. And they're like some little like farm,
- 12:23Speaker 1: farm like essentials, like jams and marmalades and little biscuits
- 12:27Speaker 1: that are packaged in a very Martha Stewart way. Where
- 12:30Speaker 1: is this? Between P.E. and East London. So if you're
- 12:33Speaker 1: going from P.E. to East London or Grahamstown, it's like
- 12:36Speaker 1: an Eastern Cape thing. Okay. Like everybody in Eastern Cape,
- 12:39Speaker 1: you absolutely have to stop there. Siobhan, you're in Boxburg.
- 12:43Speaker 1: Good morning.
- 12:44Speaker 3: Morning, how are you? How are you guys?
- 12:46Speaker 1: We're great, buddy. How are you?
- 12:48Speaker 3: I'm well, I'm well.
- 12:49Speaker 5: I'm hearing all this talk about food and snacks and
- 12:52Speaker 5: all of that, but you're not talking about the best restrooms.
- 12:56Speaker 1: Oh, okay. Now we're on to something. Go for it, Siobhan.
- 13:01Speaker 1: You have our attention.
- 13:02Speaker 5: There's a place there in the East Coast called Midway
- 13:04Speaker 5: Truck Stop. Best clean, clean, clean toilets ever made.
- 13:09Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
- 13:10Speaker 1: And smell nice as well, eh?
- 13:12Speaker 5: It's so hygienic. It's really clean. Basically, it's the best
- 13:17Speaker 5: place ever to stop and basically relieve yourself.
- 13:22Speaker 2: That's the midway truck stop. At a truck stop, the
- 13:25Speaker 2: bathrooms are clean.
- 13:26Speaker 1: It is clean.
- 13:29Speaker 2: That's amazing.
- 13:31Speaker 5: Yes, and when you're offload, there is something there that
- 13:33Speaker 5: you have to buy.
- 13:34Speaker 3: Okay.
- 13:35Speaker 5: It's the brownies. Buy the brownies, guys.
- 13:37Speaker 1: I'm writing this down. Guys, brownies, pancakes, pies. Road trips
- 13:43Speaker 1: for the win. Let's go to Kempton Park. Kwazi, two stops.
- 13:47Speaker 1: You say that we have to stop along the N3.
- 13:50Speaker 3: Morning, guys. How are you?
- 13:53Speaker 1: Morning, buddy. How are you?
- 13:54Speaker 3: I'm good, thanks. I agree with Siobhan. I'm from Escort,
- 13:58Speaker 3: by the way.
- 13:58Speaker 4: Okay.
- 13:58Speaker 3: That truck stop is very clean. Okay. But I'm here
- 14:01Speaker 3: to talk about two... places on the M3. Yeah. First is,
- 14:06Speaker 3: it's in the Southall Garage next to Tanda Dow. They
- 14:11Speaker 3: make one of the best built homes.
- 14:14Speaker 1: Somebody said this on the voice note. Is it Tanda
- 14:17Speaker 1: Town or Tanda Cow?
- 14:19Speaker 3: Tanda Dow. Dow as in lion.
- 14:21Speaker 1: Oh, Tanda Dow. Okay, yes.
- 14:25Speaker 3: It's like 60 kilometers from the second toll gate. It's
- 14:28Speaker 3: a Southall Garage. You'll see it. It's just next to
- 14:30Speaker 3: the M3. Okay.
- 14:32Speaker 8: Okay.
- 14:32Speaker 3: Okay.
- 14:33Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 14:33Speaker 3: And then there's a second place. As you pass Van
- 14:36Speaker 3: Riemen's Pass, when you're going down to Derby, it's called
- 14:40Speaker 3: Biltong at Sam's Place N3.
- 14:43Speaker 1: Biltong at Sam's Place N3.
- 14:46Speaker 2: Zanspreit.
- 14:47Speaker 3: Zanspreit. Zanspreit.
- 14:49Speaker 1: Zanspreit N3, ne? And which Biltong specifically? Because now I'm
- 14:53Speaker 1: going to get there and there's a hundred types of
- 14:54Speaker 1: Biltong and I'm not having the one that you like.
- 14:56Speaker 1: So you must tell me which one specifically.
- 14:59Speaker 3: Just ask the Danny there. She'll recommend you the first course.
- 15:04Speaker 3: For me, I like the BBQ and the chili sticks. Okay,
- 15:07Speaker 3: chili sticks.
- 15:07Speaker 1: You had me at Danny. It has to be at Danny. Guys,
- 15:11Speaker 1: much like I'm not eating my sushi if you're not Asian,
- 15:14Speaker 1: I'm not eating your bultong if you're not Afrikaans.
- 15:16Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just something else.
- 15:17Speaker 1: It's just the long and short of it, eh? I
- 15:20Speaker 1: need you in a two-tone shirt, okay? With shorts and
- 15:24Speaker 1: flops in winter. That's the only person. Preferably if your
- 15:28Speaker 1: name is Fani. Of Ricky. Johan.
- 15:32Speaker 5: Right.
- 15:32Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying?
- 15:33Speaker 2: They make the best biltong.
- 15:34Speaker 1: I'm not going in there and jabu. Ah, I made biltong.
- 15:36Speaker 5: Jabu.
- 15:37Speaker 1: Good story, my friend. I'm not buying biltong from you.