Latest / Deprogrammed Music Podcast / Kid Dynamite
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- 0:33Ah, it's the program, the podcast where we try to get you
- 0:37into a band. And that's right.
- 0:40Maybe today we give you an audible hug.
- 0:42I feel like we did that, like the best ever.
- 0:44Something afraid I didn't like it.
- 0:45But that's that's neither here nor there, because there and
- 0:49here today we are talking about Kid Dynamite.
- 0:52And you know the the basic story of us this coming together is
- 0:57when we were doing None More Black, the name Kid Dynamite
- 1:00came up a million times. And then.
- 1:02And you thought it was A tag team partner of British Bulldog?
- 1:05Yes, I did. But I the name kept coming up
- 1:10and it was so familiar to me because not but the day before.
- 1:14John, you put this band on the list.
- 1:16So talk to me about Kid Dynamite and why we needed to talk Kid
- 1:20Dynamite today. Yeah, Kid Dynamite is a an
- 1:24amazing hardcore band. And I had there one that I had
- 1:27always been thinking of, but I didn't think they had enough
- 1:29songs because there's only two records.
- 1:31But then I was listening to them and I was like, wait a minute,
- 1:33each of these records has like 20 songs on it, and there's an
- 1:35EP and there's a demo thing. So yeah, and we all, you know,
- 1:40we come in here and you always like, talk about bands like
- 1:43what's the, what's the runtime, what's the listening time?
- 1:45Like how much time am I going to have to expend in this?
- 1:47This is like 46 songs in about an hour.
- 1:51So it's been. Very easy.
- 1:53Very easy to get through. But yeah, Kid Dynamite, I think
- 1:56there's this kind of hardcore, this kind of like melodic
- 2:00hardcore that goes back. I think there's like there's
- 2:03four records that I put in like the pantheon of like all time
- 2:07hardcore records. It's the Minor Threat LP. 7
- 2:10seconds Walk together, Rock together.
- 2:12Start today by the Gorilla Biscuits and then the
- 2:15self-titled by Kid Dynamite. I think it's that good and it
- 2:20goes back to Dan Yemen who I think you guys maybe mentioned
- 2:25on that none more black episode about the episode from Lifetime
- 2:30the the guitar player in Lifetime and the guitar player
- 2:32here and in Kid Dynamite. I think he's his melodic
- 2:35sensibility is just unbelievably and unmatched and.
- 2:40In the hardcore, you know, kind of punk rock world.
- 2:43So yeah, I absolutely love this band.
- 2:45They're a band that I would have loved to have seen live.
- 2:48I was supposed to see them on tour, but they canceled their
- 2:51Atlanta show. I think somebody got sick at the
- 2:53last minute and by the time they were ready to come around again,
- 2:58they had broken up. So never got a chance to see
- 3:00them, unfortunately. But yeah, just so much energy,
- 3:04So much like. Passion, like you can tell it's
- 3:08danceable. There was a thing going on like
- 3:10this was when kind of hardcore was getting danceable again.
- 3:14I just think they're just one of the greatest hardcore man's of
- 3:17all time. There it is.
- 3:19And so again, now that none more Black episodes come up a bunch
- 3:23here, the initial time we recorded it, the Kid Dynamite
- 3:28name kept coming up. And so when we did after the
- 3:30fact, that's the first thing I said to you, Chris, is hey John,
- 3:34put Kid Dynamite up there, You in and you go, fuck yeah.
- 3:37So. So talk to me about Kid
- 3:38Dynamite. Yeah, I mean, like, I I feel
- 3:41like it's it's my duty now to just work backwards towards
- 3:44lifetime with you guys. The It's just when you think of
- 3:49like, melodic hardcore and I got to jump in on your list at the
- 3:52top with No Bad Brains in there, huh?
- 3:56Yeah, it's a that's a. That's a different thing.
- 3:59Yeah you don't see it as the same genre okay because I I just
- 4:01when I hear like Minor Threat, the first band I think of as
- 4:05well as their you know the other counterparts anyways, the like
- 4:09yeah I I feel like when you think of a lot of Cardcore,
- 4:11there's a lot of card core bands with like like we did the
- 4:15Balance of Souls episode, right. They are a lot of hardcore band
- 4:18in the sense of like they're a pop punk band but they're they
- 4:20play a lot of Cardcore. Then there's also hardcore bands
- 4:23that are melodic, so you can really look at it both ways and.
- 4:28I think to the point that was just made, this band is nothing
- 4:33but solid front to back it's there's it's just a good time.
- 4:38Both both LP's are absolute burners.
- 4:42This title of a second record of all time.
- 4:44Well, yeah, it's pretty much just like here it is, right?
- 4:47Well, the first records, here it is because it's just self-titled
- 4:49and the second records, here it is because it's shorter, faster,
- 4:51louder, right. And I and I and I love too
- 4:53because like they kind of edited themselves a little bit right?
- 4:55Like it's a, it's probably a more.
- 4:58Tight affair. They I mean, we'll get more into
- 4:59when we talk, but I'm going off track anyways.
- 5:02Yeah, I'm excited to talk more. Dan Yemen Jason Schaffcheck.
- 5:07Family Tree. So you know, again rereferencing
- 5:12the none More Black episode because this is kind of how it
- 5:14all all spawned for for you guys.
- 5:17You know, I asked Chris 1st and then immediately Randy was like,
- 5:20yeah, I'm in too. So.
- 5:21So kid. Dynamite.
- 5:23Randy, what? What's?
- 5:24What's the relationship here? I see this as a prequel, kind of
- 5:29as like we did the show like No More Black is one of my favorite
- 5:34bands, period. And now I don't want to say that
- 5:38I I didn't go through Kid Dynamite a long time ago.
- 5:41It was kind of one of those things where it's like, oh, hey,
- 5:44this is where they came from. So I listened to it just to like
- 5:47kind of understand where they came from.
- 5:50But I I knew I was. I've never been.
- 5:53Like a hardcore fan, but I've appreciated it and I I like
- 5:57melodic hardcore. I realize that I really like
- 5:59this band, mainly because a lot of what they did really rubbed
- 6:05off on what Jason would end up doing in None More Black.
- 6:09Like there's a lot of rips in this that I I thought.
- 6:13That it just translated and transferred over.
- 6:16You could say that no more black could have taken that and maybe
- 6:19slowed it down, maybe kind of pasted out a little bit and made
- 6:23a song out of it. Like some of those just feel
- 6:26right in that wheelhouse. And yeah, I think that was sort
- 6:30of one of the most interesting things for me was just kind of
- 6:32going through and you know, it's it's an hour and it's an easy
- 6:37listen, but a lot of it is like, you know, you're listening.
- 6:41And you're listening to parts and you're listening because you
- 6:43know the the the drums are always going to have that
- 6:47intensity. The vocals are always going to
- 6:50have that intensity. So you're listening to things
- 6:52that you can kind of bring out of that and be like OK, well
- 6:55that's what makes this more than a hardcore song.
- 6:58That's what makes this a good song with a good piece to it.
- 7:02And yeah, I, I that's sort of things that I was looking for.
- 7:06I know that that's probably the next step of this whole
- 7:09conversation. I've done a couple of these I.
- 7:11Propose. But yeah, like, I didn't have a
- 7:16major connection to Kid Dynamite before this, but I like as much
- 7:20as I respect the artists, like I want to go back and and kind of
- 7:24know where he came from and kind of where he is now too.
- 7:27So I'd like that from that aspect, cuz I really do respect
- 7:30Jason as an amazing songwriter. So I'm gonna shock the three of
- 7:35you here. I didn't know Jack shit about
- 7:38Kid Dynamite before a couple weeks ago.
- 7:42Shocked, Right. I didn't know anything about
- 7:45him. But, you know, John was like,
- 7:49what's next for me? And I was like, well, what's a
- 7:51way to get Randy and Chris back? Oh, yeah, Kid Dynamite.
- 7:54So I I threw that at him and he was like, you're going to like
- 7:57this 46 songs just over an hour. I was like, I I, I smiled ear to
- 8:03ear. I was like, yes, okay, let's go.
- 8:06You really have been off a lot with this show, man.
- 8:08I respect all the work you did. And you've been checking them
- 8:11out lately too. Like I've seen you recorded one
- 8:16before recording this one same night.
- 8:18But I've seen you've had a lot on your plate recently.
- 8:21Yeah. So I guess now we're listening.
- 8:26Research is really a reward. I actually think that the band
- 8:31is so damn solid that even though it's only 50 minutes of
- 8:33music, it's not so easy to break it down to 20.
- 8:35It really isn't. But it's not.
- 8:37Yeah, you know, we'll we'll get to that layer.
- 8:39But like one of the things I I really appreciated about this
- 8:43band. So again, 46 songs, one hour,
- 8:46one hour, 5, you know, we're not tipping the scales at like 5
- 8:49minutes songs, you know, ever. And I think what do they Max out
- 8:53at like 220? I think I saw the highest one
- 8:57was 234. That's the longest one on my
- 9:00list too. But a lot of these are less than
- 9:05a minute. There's a lot of like 30 second
- 9:07songs, 42nd songs. And yeah, yeah, there there's
- 9:12one song that I heard and I'm like, God, and we'll get into
- 9:17song selection here, you know, soon.
- 9:19But like, I was like, God, I kind of want to put that in and
- 9:24I kind of want it to be #1, but we'll get to that.
- 9:29What I what I was vastly impressed with is what's
- 9:33happening in those 42nd songs. Because sometimes you get a 42nd
- 9:39song and it's it's direct, it's, you know, like it's just really
- 9:44in your face the entire time. The amount of times that this
- 9:48band was able to do a 42nd song but like have very defined
- 9:53parts. Like, Oh yeah, some of them have
- 9:55bridges. Yeah, breakdowns.
- 9:58And it's just like, really, this is happening in in Alright,
- 10:02cool. Like.
- 10:03That's that's what happens when your lead guitar player is a
- 10:05child psychologist. I just was very impressed with
- 10:11with distinct changes like that takes a 42nd song from just this
- 10:19throw away 42nd song to like a song I can pay attention to.
- 10:23And you know, a lot of times when we do bands like this, that
- 10:26is the problem I run into is like everything kind of sounds
- 10:30the same. And you know, whenever I I say
- 10:32that it feels like I'm being demeaning to the band.
- 10:34But it's if you do what you do well, then it's not demeaning
- 10:38and you know. Yeah, I mean they they always
- 10:39that their whole thing as a, as a, as a like a an artistic idea
- 10:44was to get in and get out, right?
- 10:46Yeah, that was that's it's it's clear.
- 10:48It's there. Like the the the mission
- 10:50statement, the thrust of the band is with you in every beat
- 10:54of the records. You know, I I like that you guys
- 10:57brought up the name of the second record because when like
- 10:59when I was finishing up the first record and about to go on
- 11:01the second one, like I clicked to see what the name of the
- 11:04second one was. What is it hard or?
- 11:07Shorter, faster. I was like, that's fucking
- 11:10incredible. I was like.
- 11:12Yes, thank you. Thank you for being what you
- 11:15are. Nah, man.
- 11:18Like, so you know, again, we've talked a lot about, you know,
- 11:22it's not a lot of time to invest.
- 11:24So this would be the part of the show where I say, if you're into
- 11:27this kind of music, an hour's nothing, do it.
- 11:30Actually I got to go. I got a good one for you here on
- 11:32the same topic. They have so many songs shorter
- 11:35than 30 seconds that on shorter, fast or louder.
- 11:38Three of them are not monetized by Spotify.
- 11:41So oh. For, for, for Handy with the
- 11:44tongue sword, the Penske file, and two for flinching.
- 11:49All three of those are not monetized because they're too
- 11:51short. So that's all you really need to
- 11:52know. You can't make any money.
- 11:54I I must have played two for flinching like 25 times.
- 11:58If you if you go to it. A couple of pennies off that.
- 12:01Yeah, if you go to it, you'll see there's no play count.
- 12:03Oh wow, that's crazy. Yes, Spotify.
- 12:06Like fuck you. That's not a real song.
- 12:09But it is. Oh, it is.
- 12:11Oh fuck them. They're not a real screaming
- 12:12platform, you know. I wish.
- 12:15I wish it wasn't so readily available and easy to use cuz.
- 12:18Yeah, right. I would probably not.
- 12:19But so again we we put a lot of, a lot of time or you know into
- 12:24talking about, you know 46 songs.
- 12:27You know, to Chris's point like it's it's that does not make
- 12:31this easier I don't think. But talk to me about that, John,
- 12:35like how did you approach this? Like is, is there a different
- 12:38approach? It was kind of going back to my
- 12:42usual thing of like listening to it and you know what grabbed me?
- 12:45I'm in. That tended to lean a little
- 12:47more towards the the danceable ones at 1st.
- 12:50And I went back and like, well, let me make sure I've got, you
- 12:53know, all the ones that I want to get here.
- 12:54Let me give it another listen. But.
- 12:56Again, yeah, probably do the whole thing probably 5 or 6
- 12:59times. I mean you just put it on and
- 13:01and go. I mean it's it's great music to
- 13:03just do anything to in my book like I can I can listen this
- 13:06anytime of the day. Yeah just a matter and like kind
- 13:11of going back and like mix again some of the the different styles
- 13:14that they do. But again, lean and lean and
- 13:16heavy on the on the more danceable ones, the more melodic
- 13:19ones. So how did you approach your
- 13:22list, Chris? Was it just kind of the same as
- 13:24John? Well so for me, I was not as
- 13:29familiar with the EPS for this band.
- 13:32I I followed all these guys full careers.
- 13:35But like I have to be honest, of the whole family of lifetime
- 13:39bands, the Kid Diamond was the one that I didn't go into the B
- 13:42sides and go deeper. So I most of my list is from the
- 13:47two full lengths and then I grabbed a couple that really
- 13:49jumped out at me from cheap shots to youth anthems and then
- 13:54I. Was like, well, okay this in
- 13:56every song from this band is solid.
- 13:58There's nothing that I wouldn't put on again So and if I was up
- 14:02to me, it would probably just be the entirety of Shorter, Fast or
- 14:06Louder with some pics from Kid Dynamite and I wouldn't allow
- 14:09that. So basically I picked I Hearted
- 14:12every I I deleted all my hearts on Spotify.
- 14:14I did 1 bus ride to work where I hearted every song that was like
- 14:19okay, this could feasibly make my list.
- 14:22It came out to about. 32 songs. Then on this bus ride only an
- 14:27hour ago I did like some, like okay.
- 14:31I don't have much to say about this song.
- 14:32It's gone. Not necessarily a song I didn't
- 14:34like. It was just that I didn't have a
- 14:35comment about it. And when I got home to check how
- 14:38many hearts I had left, it actually ended up being 20.
- 14:41I just got lucky, yeah, but that's divine Providence,
- 14:44friend. There you are.
- 14:46Why? Why?
- 14:47Why make it any harder than it needs to be?
- 14:50Yeah, and ready. You're usually, you know, pretty
- 14:52thoughtful on your on your list. Did you have some sort of game
- 14:55plan here? I closed my eyes and I touched
- 14:59my phone and listened to the song and then decided whether or
- 15:03not I want to put it on my list. So there you go.
- 15:06Actually, this was a huge benefit.
- 15:10I don't think I've ever been part of a D program.
- 15:13That was only an hour and 5 minutes of listening, so.
- 15:17I never quite really made cuts. I just went through and listened
- 15:22and listened and listened and what I love to do with every D
- 15:26program then. And I will do more listening
- 15:30than cutting most of the time. But it's all recognition and
- 15:36it's all whatever's coming to my mind and if I'm hearing that.
- 15:40You know, out of two, two times played and on the third time if
- 15:44I'm like whoa, I remember that. I remember that hook like that's
- 15:48in and especially for this band, it's like you don't have much
- 15:52else to go with. So you know it's either this or
- 15:56one of the other 45 like it. You know, you were pretty much
- 16:01going to take it if it came to you like that and.
- 16:05Yeah I I just kept listening and and and I think that like after
- 16:09a while I found myself yesterday I was at like 15 that we're
- 16:13definitely in and and then a bunch that were kind of tied for
- 16:17the last five spots and it was really hard to kind of fill
- 16:21those last last five spots because I didn't I I feel like I
- 16:24hit. Everything that I was looking to
- 16:26hit, I hit the melodic stuff, I hit the fast stuff, I hit the 10
- 16:31seconds and 20 seconds and I I I feel like I got the best of what
- 16:35this band was. And really the last five were
- 16:38just trying to determine like, oh OK, I like that baseline or
- 16:42OK, this is something. I did determine it a little bit
- 16:46on my fandom of No More Black because that's what I'm familiar
- 16:50with. So if I thought, yeah, this
- 16:52could could have been used. In a number black song, I I, I
- 16:56probably took it. So for me, this is one that I
- 17:02realized pretty quick. I don't want to overthink the
- 17:04room. I have a tendency to do that
- 17:07with the bigger discographies and I got the feeling pretty
- 17:12early on that there weren't really any wrong answers.
- 17:16Which, you know it. It makes makes the next part of
- 17:20the episode difficult. But I didn't want to overthink
- 17:26it because I I feel like for an hour discography, right, An hour
- 17:32discography. I feel like I would be doing
- 17:34this band of disservice to overthink it.
- 17:36I don't think they want me to overthink it.
- 17:38So I didn't. I just kind of went with my gut,
- 17:41like if if get in and get out. If it was if it was this song
- 17:48versus this song. I did a quick listen, you know,
- 17:51to song one okay song too. Which one is it?
- 17:55And then I didn't. I didn't even question it.
- 17:58I was like, OK, this one's gone, you know.
- 17:59So again, it'll be one of those things where I don't really have
- 18:02answers for stuff that didn't make it.
- 18:05But I think this is a very easily agreeable band.
- 18:09So even if we don't get anything through unanimously, I don't
- 18:12think it's going to be hard for us to find the 10.
- 18:15Yeah, you're not going to break in one's heart by leaving
- 18:16anything out. Right.
- 18:17I don't think so. So that being said, you know,
- 18:20God, I hope it's not a zero. But John, for the final say, how
- 18:26many do you think we will get through unanimously?
- 18:29Oh, you're coming to me for the wrong answer first, because I
- 18:31never get this. One of these days, John, you
- 18:34will get it. I'm I'm optimistic.
- 18:36Let's go 7. I like it.
- 18:39I like it. What do you think, Chris?
- 18:43Man, I I think that we're all going to have all of their show
- 18:49staples easily. Because they they sequenced the
- 18:52albums to let you know what they're going to play at every
- 18:54show pretty well. So I like the over, too.
- 18:58I I think seven's good. I'll go 8 because I think
- 19:02seven's a good guess. Yeah, I I just think that they
- 19:05sequenced the album so well that even though you've never heard
- 19:07the band before, you're going to land on the the right songs.
- 19:09I really do. All right.
- 19:11Yeah. What do you think, Randy?
- 19:14I was contemplating 8. I was actually really
- 19:16contemplating 8 because I think that there's some there's some
- 19:18good juju going on here, but. I don't think I can go nine.
- 19:23I just don't because I think that there are so many songs
- 19:26that are similar that maybe somebody would have been like,
- 19:29I'll take this one instead of this one.
- 19:31So I like 8. And weirdly, 8 is doable, but
- 19:35nine's not. So I'm just going to go 6.
- 19:37OK, well that leaves right in the middle open.
- 19:41I'll take it. Five, I mean.
- 19:43Usually it's pretty good. It's usually a pretty good bet.
- 19:48But also I'm going to say this now I want to look.
- 19:50I'm going to go to setlist FM. I want to pull up one of their
- 19:52last setlists. I will almost guarantee money
- 19:55that we nail every song on our ten will be on their setlist
- 19:59because of because of what I was just saying.
- 20:01Because like I'm telling you that they Galaxy brains these
- 20:05setlists on this on these records in my opinion.
- 20:08All right. Well, we'll see if Chris is
- 20:10right and I'm. Looking now.
- 20:13Oh, you want me to wait, or do you want to?
- 20:15No, no, I found. I found it.
- 20:16I have their last reunion show setlist in front of me.
- 20:19So, all right, so we will wait till.
- 20:21The end. Yeah, it's kind of cheating cuz
- 20:22they played 27th. Oh, OK.
- 20:26Let me find a shorter set. Yeah, We will reveal that as we
- 20:29go, though. So you.
- 20:30Know I mean, A10 song set for them is probably 4 minutes.
- 20:34Yeah, right. So I gotta find a festival.
- 20:36They have less time at festival with that.
- 20:38We're going to take a quick break and when we come back is
- 20:42time to play the game. Here's the program.
- 20:53With that, the four of us have come through the Kid Dynamite
- 20:58discography and spent all of an hour doing it, which again, I
- 21:02remind you, it's an hour you like this kind of music.
- 21:05Just do it like there's I don't want to dance around it.
- 21:08And I'll say it again later to just do it.
- 21:12And we have plucked out 20 songs that we're now going to mash
- 21:14together in an attempt to create a top ten circuit for you.
- 21:17In case you have never given Kid Dynamite the time of day, You
- 21:22know, this kind of plays into Chris's former point.
- 21:27It does the thing that I love, which I've said eight million
- 21:30times on this show, and I don't know why I would go anywhere
- 21:33different. I'm going to go right at the top
- 21:35song one album, one pause. Correct, correct.
- 21:40That is their Best Song, I think.
- 21:41Oh. Really, I agree.
- 21:44I agree with that. I I couldn't the.
- 21:45Song that has a break. And then when, when that
- 21:49breakdown kicks in, the dance part, it's like, oh, that's the
- 21:51it's the greatest thing ever. It's it's so good that I almost
- 21:56wish that the demos never saw the light of day and it was the
- 21:59first thing they ever put out, you know what I mean?
- 22:01That's like, imagine that was the first thing anyone ever
- 22:03heard from this band. Like, Oh my God, like I did.
- 22:05That's the first thing I heard from this band.
- 22:07There you go. There you go.
- 22:09Yeah, I mean it was the demos didn't come out until after.
- 22:11Ohh, really? OK, there you go.
- 22:12Yeah, the but the ones that know Jay, like the ones songs Jason
- 22:15sings, demo or whatever. Yeah.
- 22:17Ohh there you go Then I got my wish.
- 22:19Now Justin, let me ask you, did you?
- 22:21Feel because you kind of did the same thing with No More Black
- 22:24and Kid Dynamite. Did you feel like you heard a
- 22:26lot of No More Black in in this band?
- 22:30Man, I'd love to, you know. I'd love to say yes and or no,
- 22:34but. You don't remember?
- 22:36I've listened to so much since we did.
- 22:37No more black that like I can't. I couldn't possibly be honest
- 22:43about it. So.
- 22:44That's fair. There's one thing I like to do.
- 22:48What did I? Do you hear a lot of them in it?
- 22:52Oh yeah. Especially pause that little.
- 22:57Yes, like that brought me right back to what we were talking
- 23:00about a couple months ago. Yes, February the first time.
- 23:05All right. So a couple +2.
- 23:08Yeah. Just saying, a couple +2 for you
- 23:12guys is like, I don't know, 10, 11015 bands maybe For me, fair
- 23:19fair enough. I just want to say.
- 23:20So no offense to no more black. They're a great band, but it was
- 23:26a long. I want to say too, for you know
- 23:28that that first show the three of us did was a burner man.
- 23:31It's a It's a shame y'all didn't get to hear it right, but that's
- 23:35the way it goes. All right.
- 23:37John, where you want to go? All right.
- 23:40I was going to go with pause. You took that one.
- 23:42So I'm going to switch it up a little bit.
- 23:44I was going to maybe hold off on this one.
- 23:46But I want to see. I want to see how this goes.
- 23:48Let's go to for flinching. Yes, absolutely.
- 23:51OK, I don't, but I'm so glad that you guys do because I'm
- 23:54absolutely in on that. That was the song I was talking
- 23:57about. That might have been my favorite
- 24:00song. I had a feeling what is it like
- 24:047 seconds or something? Yeah, And at the most, and I'm
- 24:09just like, Oh my God, this is great.
- 24:11That was the one that I wanted to put up for #1, and it was the
- 24:15one I just, I I couldn't find room for it on my list.
- 24:19But Oh my God, I'm so glad that you guys brought it up.
- 24:22And I will. What was Curtis's old?
- 24:25You can push me over with a feather.
- 24:27Like yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm so in for two for
- 24:31flinching. So, all right, Chris, where you
- 24:34want to go? Sorry I was I was 9 seconds into
- 24:38two for flinching so I was distracted.
- 24:42I will go with let's go to sure oh we we're just in share our
- 24:46fresh light with two for flinching.
- 24:47But I'm going to go to my favorite song Death and taxes.
- 24:51I the reason it's my favorite is because when I hear the Today
- 24:57it's going to be a poor day. I know it that sticks with me.
- 25:01I swear to God it stays in my head every fucking time I hear
- 25:04the song and I can't get it out for an entire day.
- 25:06So just to exercise those demons, I will say it first.
- 25:10I got it. Yeah.
- 25:12I don't. I do that.
- 25:14This was I used to work at A at a grocery store.
- 25:17I had to be there at 5:00 AM and this was my 5:00 AM get fucking
- 25:21going song. Like, yeah, absolutely.
- 25:23Death and taxes. Also I'll say like I don't know
- 25:25if it's going to be on the list so I won't say the name, but the
- 25:28song if the second song on the album and.
- 25:30It is one of the more perfect songs to follow the opening song
- 25:33on an album ever like. It just feels right after that
- 25:36first song. Nice.
- 25:39All right. Randy, where you want to?
- 25:42Go I promise I won't mention No More Black anymore after this,
- 25:45but I feel like I want to play this first, because a lot of the
- 25:49No More Black episode we talked about Seinfeld references, and
- 25:52the only Seinfeld reference song that's in Kid Dynamite Canon is
- 25:58the Penske file. Hey.
- 26:02Anybody. I do not.
- 26:05Nope. Oh man, I can't save you.
- 26:07Nope. Jesus, all right.
- 26:10Did you do it just for Seinfeld? No, no, I liked it.
- 26:14It was 30 seconds of that. Not even 30 seconds.
- 26:18I don't know. It was great.
- 26:23Like I said, I have no reason, so I'm not going to try to
- 26:27pretend that there is one. There you are.
- 26:31All right. For the record, 23 seconds.
- 26:39That kind of, Yeah. Yeah.
- 26:40The numbers up. You get it.
- 26:42All right, well, where do I go? By the way, when I asked, you
- 26:50know, I'm going to go with a song that we got as an answer
- 26:54next. And actually I just changed my
- 26:57mind because we got this one as an answer, but we also got this
- 27:00one as an answer with the word duh.
- 27:04So it made me feel good about my choice.
- 27:07Heart attacked. Yes.
- 27:10Oh, hell yeah. Yes.
- 27:13I think, I think we should be fired if we didn't all have
- 27:15that. OK, so the duh was not
- 27:18incorrect. No, no boom.
- 27:30Just like that. That was unanimous then.
- 27:33OK, good. I will erase that then.
- 27:38All right, John. All right, this one is 1 that I
- 27:42just cannot listen to sitting down.
- 27:45I have to stand up and move around KO5-0564.
- 27:50Oh yeah, bud. Oh yeah, bud.
- 27:54I also, in my research, apparently that's a reference
- 27:57from the movie The Wanders and it's one of the kids phone
- 28:00numbers. I learned that today.
- 28:01So there you go. Yeah the the whole thing about
- 28:05like when they used to do phone numbers, like if you called up
- 28:09for operators, the first number would be replaced by a letter.
- 28:14I don't know the whole thing behind it, but I I also know
- 28:19that the that using an area code.
- 28:23Or a phone number with A5 doesn't really exist in actual
- 28:27phone numbers? Well, you say Klondike, man.
- 28:29You have Klondike. The way that I learned about
- 28:33that was through The Simpsons. Like everything that they had,
- 28:36it was like a flyer. It'd say Klondike 5 and I would
- 28:39never get it, but that's what it was.
- 28:42And I still kind of don't. But hey, you know, we evolved.
- 28:46Thank you. On this tune, this is some of
- 28:50like the most classic Dan, Yemen, East Coast, A lot of
- 28:52hardcore. Yeah, yeah.
- 28:54Like the the guitar riff, especially in the verses.
- 28:56I mean it's it's got that lifetime bloodline down to a tee
- 29:00and dude is just doing what he's the best in the world at right
- 29:03here. So I'm so glad that we were all
- 29:05unanimous on this one. Boom.
- 29:07A bloody boom. All right, Chris.
- 29:11Oh, I get to go. Hey, that was what I was going
- 29:12to do next. Let's go with the Super freaking
- 29:16obvious one and do bookworm, huh?
- 29:18I could just get it out of the way, right?
- 29:20Oh. Really.
- 29:22Yeah, I it was. Trust me, I let's do it more
- 29:26than some of the others, but yeah.
- 29:28I. Don't know, I thought it.
- 29:30I thought it sounded a little too whiny, that was.
- 29:33Interesting thing with his song. I got it.
- 29:36Yeah, I got it too. That that breakdown is just
- 29:39cool. And it's, I think it's for me,
- 29:41it's like it's not even I wouldn't even put it in my top
- 29:43Kid Dynamite songs, but you got to have it because it was they
- 29:46played it at every show. It was just the song, you know,
- 29:50it's got three. Yeah, it's.
- 29:53Got three, got. Three.
- 29:54Yeah, there you go all. Right.
- 29:56See, you're shocked by that. I'll be shocked if if somebody
- 29:59doesn't have my next one. All right, well, let's find out.
- 30:02Cheap Shot Youth Anthem. Probably next to pause.
- 30:05Probably my favorite. Yeah, I got it.
- 30:09Absolutely. You got to have that one, I
- 30:11think. Again, I don't particularly love
- 30:15it. But I would think my list was
- 30:17wrong without it. Does that make sense?
- 30:19Yeah, totally. Sure.
- 30:21Yeah, I got it too. Me too.
- 30:24Hey, send it in OK, send it in. I feel better now that I'm not
- 30:31the left out person onto those songs.
- 30:34So there you go. Yeah, I don't know why it feels
- 30:38like for this one, like you don't want to be the left out.
- 30:42I don't know why. It's because hardcore Super
- 30:45elitist. You're onto something.
- 30:54We're going to. We're all out cooling each other
- 30:56on this one. Not not me.
- 30:58I'm just. I'm just a loser.
- 31:02You know what? Fine.
- 31:03Fuck it. Nice segue.
- 31:05Let's cut the loser in it. Rid of the losers.
- 31:08Bring on the cruisers. No, I don't have that one.
- 31:14That's a I feel like that's a Deepy.
- 31:15I don't have that either. See, I told you guys, I'm a
- 31:18loser. No, that's cool man.
- 31:20Deep cuts make you cooler. It's so weird, like you consider
- 31:27some of these, like deep cuts for them, like it's.
- 31:29Just it's awful. Like it can't be a deep cut if
- 31:33you've heard it in the 1st 10 minutes.
- 31:35You know what I mean? Let's.
- 31:38See here? Yeah, this was a jam ski.
- 31:39Yeah, this is not a bad song at all.
- 31:41Well. Yeah, this is.
- 31:45It's got Dang, man. You might be on to something
- 31:50coming completely with no context and picking this one,
- 31:54that guitar. You know what, I was listening
- 31:55to it today and that the main riff of this song, it reminds me
- 32:00another song that I couldn't place.
- 32:01So I was actually thinking about this one, but not thinking about
- 32:03choosing it. I think technically it was up
- 32:06against the Penske file and that's OK.
- 32:09That was the two out that was up, up against.
- 32:11All right, John. All right, Justin, why don't we
- 32:15throw away the hate and rock tonight?
- 32:17Have a pacifier? Yeah.
- 32:21Absolutely. Five That was 5 within a breath,
- 32:25basically. Well, considering how much the
- 32:30disco you can listen to in that same time period.
- 32:33We're spending more time talking about the songs than it takes to
- 32:35listen to them. In most cases.
- 32:40That is why I keep cutting them off, because you can't play the
- 32:46entire song. Although would I get in trouble?
- 32:49Well, actually some of them that aren't monetized, you probably
- 32:51can actually. Fair point.
- 32:54Although I think, I think, I think if you put it on YouTube
- 32:56it would be a problem I guess, yeah.
- 32:58The thing that pisses me off about Spotify so much is that
- 33:01you can play all those songs, but when it comes to a podcast.
- 33:04You can play whatever you want on Spotify, but if a song is on
- 33:07your podcast then it's a a big no no even though it's already
- 33:11in the system. Like, that's the stupidest thing
- 33:13I've ever heard. Greed.
- 33:16Greed. All right, so that was John.
- 33:19Chris. Well, I, Randy kind of let it
- 33:23slip that he had this one. Let's go with birthday a lot.
- 33:27Yeah. Didn't you say you had a song
- 33:28that was 234? I didn't say I have it, but I do
- 33:32have it, just I didn't existed. I love this tune.
- 33:37It's got that youth crew vibe. Super like like stop feeling bad
- 33:42for yourself. Bullshit lyrics, which I can
- 33:43always get into, cuz you know, I'm a sad guy and sometimes I
- 33:46need to kick myself in the ball. So yeah, I don't.
- 33:51Yeah, I don't have birthday either.
- 33:53You don't have to use up the balls or you don't have it.
- 33:57Both We know. We know they don't have the
- 33:58balls. All right, Randy.
- 34:05See where do I wanna go here? I'm gonna go with this one
- 34:07because I think my favorite thing about hardcore songs in
- 34:11general, I just think that every single hardcore song title
- 34:15should be. Like something that you'd say
- 34:19about a fistfight before a fistfight.
- 34:21Like, it shouldn't be, you know, like pacifier.
- 34:26It should be stuff that reminds you of, like, getting fucked up.
- 34:30So I'm going to use Shiner right here.
- 34:34Do I have Shiner? I think it was a leg cup for me.
- 34:37I do not. I got it.
- 34:40I do not. Too.
- 34:43I do not disagree with that choice, Randy.
- 34:45That was definitely a late cut for me, but I don't have it
- 34:48right. Two, that's what. 2 twos.
- 34:51Everything else and threes are in SO.
- 34:53And to Nobody's surprised when we are out of MTV.
- 34:57Yep, there. You go, alright.
- 35:01Hey, this could easily have been a song about me and my senior
- 35:05year of high school on the soccer team Benchwarmer.
- 35:09Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
- 35:14There we go. I don't have the responsibility
- 35:16anymore. It's got, it's got.
- 35:17That's the one with the no effects for the beginning.
- 35:19Yeah, baby. Yep.
- 35:20This one's great. Oh, you see.
- 35:22You thought it was no effects. I OK, I thought that that was a
- 35:25Dillinger 4 song, but you might be right.
- 35:27No. No, no, I hear a triplet and I
- 35:29just think of linoleum it it definitely is a Dillinger 4
- 35:32song. It's, it's actually in the same
- 35:33key and it's the same note. Yeah, right.
- 35:36Four song is Yeah. What the What the fuck is it
- 35:39Maximum piss? No, definitely not.
- 35:42OK. I could do a look through, but I
- 35:43mean, yes, you're right. Now that you say that it's 1000%
- 35:46of the four song. What the one?
- 35:50Oh, you're gonna kill me with this?
- 35:51I'll find it while you guys talk.
- 35:53Yeah, I can't put the title, but I know which one you're talking
- 35:55about, and the records came out in the same year, so that's
- 35:58weird too. Interesting.
- 36:01Man versus God is the fucking best album of all time.
- 36:04Midwestern songs is better. Yeah, I'm not.
- 36:07I'm not gonna argue with that take, but I just agree.
- 36:11We basically took every song off Midwestern when we did that
- 36:14episode, yeah. Well, I would have been the
- 36:16dissenting voice for sure. The sometimes the smallest,
- 36:20softest voice. Uh, let's see.
- 36:27Was that whose pick was that? Was that Justin's or John's?
- 36:30Just like that, we're we're past mine.
- 36:32I don't have the responsibility anymore.
- 36:33I'm. I'm into it.
- 36:35That puts us at six. Could could this be the day?
- 36:39How many punks does it take? By the way, is the song you're
- 36:40looking for #12 on versus God? All right.
- 36:44Well, yeah, versus God was after this then. 2000, yeah.
- 36:49Yeah, all right. John, where do you wanna?
- 36:52Go. Let's go back to the were the
- 36:57more melodic ones also one of the probably the longer ones.
- 36:59How about living daylights? Yes, I have it too.
- 37:03Yep, I don't. Hilariously, it's a minute 58
- 37:07and one of the longer ones. Yeah, feels like it goes on
- 37:10forever. God with these guys with their
- 37:14long ass songs, Get over. Get to the point, right.
- 37:19All right, Chris. Man, Living Daylights is a good
- 37:22song. I will go with one.
- 37:24I think we've all got another. Shorty pits and poison apples.
- 37:27Yes. Yeah.
- 37:28I mean, I got it. Yep.
- 37:32Yeah, I mean. I I just think like it's it's a
- 37:36fucking perfect intro in it. Like it's just like the it's go
- 37:42to you like I it's it just it it that's exactly.
- 37:45What I got from that too. It makes it makes me want to
- 37:49break something when I hear it and that's.
- 37:51This was actually #20 for me. It was the last one to make it.
- 37:54Really. Yep.
- 37:56I mean, I yeah, Listen, you eventually fell on the right
- 37:58choice, right? Oh, God, that part.
- 38:03Yeah. Like if I ever like that I've
- 38:07never learned how to two step. But God damn it, that makes me
- 38:09feel like in my brain. I really can.
- 38:11I feel like it gives you the instructions.
- 38:13Yeah. Yeah, I get what you're saying.
- 38:15Totally, cuz I definitely was doing it in the car.
- 38:20There you go. All right, Randy.
- 38:25Yeah. Well, we're on John John's
- 38:29responsibility. Now let's let's try and break.
- 38:31We're going to skip right past mine.
- 38:32Don't even worry about it. There was never a chance.
- 38:35Let's try and kill that PhD control.
- 38:40I got it. OK, maybe we won't.
- 38:44I got it. I do not.
- 38:47I like the SSD reference, but no.
- 38:51Chris. I don't.
- 38:52Yeah. Sorry.
- 38:53I thought you guys heard me. That is a great song though,
- 38:57that that one of the best goes in the history of punk.
- 39:00So was that three? All right.
- 39:05Two, 22. Sorry, John, John didn't have
- 39:07it. Two, these twos aren't looking
- 39:09good. No.
- 39:13All right. Back to me, huh?
- 39:18Oh guys, I'm sorry. We said Passfire already, right?
- 39:20Yes. Yeah.
- 39:21I forgot this. Thank you.
- 39:22Unanimous. Yeah, man.
- 39:31I'm trying so hard. I'm hoping so hard for John.
- 39:36It's a lost cause, dude. It's not going to happen.
- 39:39How about news at 11? No.
- 39:43I don't have that. Yeah, I don't.
- 39:47I believe that one. Tough late cut for me, a 2.
- 39:54That's just, I love it. That was what got me.
- 39:58I was like, yeah, OK, that's fun.
- 40:00I'm in. All right, John.
- 40:02All. Right, let's get it over with.
- 40:04Never met the Gooch, Yes. Sir.
- 40:08You'll be happy to hear that. No, I don't have that, John.
- 40:11Really. I don't either and I don't know
- 40:15why, cuz I listened to it over and over again and I think I
- 40:17just got yeah, it really is. I don't know.
- 40:24To be honest, did you did you cut it because you wanted to be
- 40:26cool? Because that Come on, that's one
- 40:28of their signature songs. And I didn't know Justin and I
- 40:33both didn't know that I I cut it because I think I was trying to
- 40:40just get a list down and I might have taken songs before and
- 40:46after and then and it just kind of got just sort of disappeared.
- 40:51But no, I like that song. I really put some consideration
- 40:54into it, but I don't know something about that word.
- 40:56Gooch probably turned me off. All right, completely
- 41:01reasonable. Whatever reason it takes is what
- 41:03I say. Exactly.
- 41:05It doesn't matter. All right, Chris.
- 41:09Let's go. You want to talk about one That
- 41:10you? I'll be the guy that brings up
- 41:13No More Black again. You want to talk about something
- 41:14that was the blueprint for Jason's lyrics and No More
- 41:17Black. Let's go with Fuck You Turn.
- 41:19Yep. No.
- 41:22No, OK. Yes.
- 41:24Cool. Yeah.
- 41:25I I think it's like the the first sign that this band gives
- 41:29you of his songs about how he just desperately wants to make
- 41:33art but hates doing it sometimes.
- 41:35It's like the he would go into this topic a million times later
- 41:37and it's the first time I remember it.
- 41:39So where he would end that record too on This is my fuck
- 41:43you all. Right, Randy.
- 41:48Let's go with I think this was the song before Gooch, not sure.
- 41:52It was very similar spot in the album.
- 41:54Zuco's Back in town, Late cut. No.
- 42:01Nope. Ooh, hit that floor.
- 42:04Nobody had it. Ouch.
- 42:05Ouch. That one shocks me.
- 42:07I actually cut it off, assuming it would make it.
- 42:13As mentioned. Didn't do it any favors, yeah.
- 42:17As mentioned, I don't have reasons I.
- 42:19Really. I just.
- 42:20I just told everybody why you have to vote.
- 42:26Right. You know, I have some reasons
- 42:28for why I pick a song, but I don't have very many why I
- 42:31didn't. So fair enough.
- 42:33OK, let me see 123-4567. OK, so maybe a couple more
- 42:40rounds here. Oh yeah, five.
- 42:42So yeah. How about got a minute?
- 42:48Well, that's a great song, but I don't have it.
- 42:49That is a very good song though, no?
- 42:52One is that my first miss? I think so.
- 42:55You had the loser song. Yeah, that's right.
- 42:58Because I'm a loser. Thanks for that.
- 43:00Thank you for. Reminding me I'm not gonna kill
- 43:02you though, so don't even bring that into count.
- 43:12My this poor attempt at back in case anybody was wondering.
- 43:16Really. I thought it was pretty good how
- 43:19you nailed it all right. Got a minute, John?
- 43:28Still sitting pretty here, man? All right, let's let's go with
- 43:31another short one and the the intro to this one.
- 43:33The 1st 2 seconds just sounds like just the world exploding.
- 43:37How about Scary Smurf? No, I didn't take that one.
- 43:42I didn't either. Oh man, me neither.
- 43:45Then we get to play the 1st 2 seconds of it.
- 43:48Brad, you've been the odd man out a bit, babe.
- 43:51That was John's, not mine. Shit.
- 43:56Sorry guys, but you're still the odd man out my heart.
- 44:01I don't know how to take that, but thank you.
- 44:07So, like, not in your heart at all, is what you're saying you.
- 44:11Can look at it one way or the other, you know.
- 44:13You can't. You can't walk that back.
- 44:16Nothing about like, you know, like I have a lot of you, you
- 44:19pride when you have it in your chest, right.
- 44:20So you just like, I'm very proud.
- 44:21I'm very proud of you, you know. Oh, well, thanks, Dad.
- 44:26Yeah. All.
- 44:29Right, Chris, where you want to go?
- 44:30I'm. Going to go with one that's
- 44:32going to break my heart. If it doesn't make it so, I'll
- 44:34be the I'll maybe be the one. Now let's go a cop out.
- 44:37Oh, I took. I took a long listen to that,
- 44:39too. Fuck.
- 44:40Yeah, ah. Man, no, that's a no.
- 44:43No, really sorry. Damn.
- 44:47All right. I I gotta tell you, it might be
- 44:50my second favorite Kid Dynamite song.
- 44:52But you know what? I'm it's fun.
- 44:53Yeah, I love that song. That you wonder why?
- 44:57Yeah, that was supposed. To get.
- 45:00Yeah, there enough. All right, Randy.
- 45:06I really love the ending to the self-titled record.
- 45:09I think it took like the last five songs off of it.
- 45:11So the only one that I can see, well, no, there's another one,
- 45:15but I'm I'll leave that for whatever.
- 45:17But wrist rocket? Yep, I got it.
- 45:23I do not. Nope.
- 45:26Wow, I can tell you that wrist rocket was like one of my last
- 45:29few. I remember that much for sure.
- 45:33I think I had had it down to pacifier versus wrist rocket I
- 45:38think and like I said, you know, I didn't want to overthink the
- 45:43room, so. No, no, that's fine.
- 45:45Yeah, Wrist rockets. I'm surprised they didn't make
- 45:47it here. We are one.
- 45:50All right, man. Taking them down.
- 45:56Rufus wants a hug. I got it.
- 45:59I don't. I do.
- 46:02That's sort of the anti what we were saying before.
- 46:05Like you know, song should be like like fucking break your
- 46:09hand on glass or some shit like that.
- 46:11Not Rufus wants a hug, but I or the one he's like and what I
- 46:16don't want to say the world tile, it's so good.
- 46:18Yeah, part fucking rules. I honestly, maybe now that you
- 46:23say that it's that tune, I probably was wrong.
- 46:24I don't know that. All right, John.
- 46:27All right. Let's go back to the beginning
- 46:33Table 19. I got that, Yep.
- 46:35Yeah, awesome song. I don't have it either.
- 46:39So it's John and Chris. Yeah, yeah.
- 46:43Wow. Well, I think we're at that part
- 46:46of the episode where it's gonna be, hopefully for John.
- 46:50All twos and threes, I'm not. I'm not getting my hopes up.
- 46:54I'm still convinced that we're not gonna.
- 46:55I'm not gonna. Get off in this.
- 46:57I think there's one left, but we'll see how it goes.
- 47:01I think we got one more ubiquitous song that everybody
- 47:04would have picked. All right.
- 47:05Yeah. You want to find.
- 47:07Out I got 3 songs so. Chris, you're up, you.
- 47:13Want me to do it? Is it?
- 47:14Do you guys have SOS? No shit.
- 47:19Really. Yeah.
- 47:21I do. I do.
- 47:23Hey, all right. Well, I wish you could make last
- 47:26second changes. Yeah, that cuz like I was like,
- 47:29if you didn't pick the Gooch, maybe you picked this one right?
- 47:34All right, and look at the set list, I suppose.
- 47:36Yeah, 3. 4 All right, Randy. With the three I have left, I
- 47:42think I'll do introduction to the opposites first.
- 47:47Not me. Nope.
- 47:50No. Yeah, doesn't feel good after
- 47:58one where you're the only person left out on to then bring one to
- 48:03the table where you're the only person in on Yeah, we we can't
- 48:07find you on this, man. That's weird.
- 48:08It's. Very weird.
- 48:12It it happens, though, we all. Have I mean we got we got 7 in
- 48:16unanimous like how like yeah well I played at least all of
- 48:22them. They're just too goddamn solid.
- 48:24Like, it's like, that's the thing.
- 48:25Like, no one's gonna argue with any of the songs because the
- 48:27none of them are bad. I mean, we've got 7 Unanimous
- 48:31and Seven in the trash, so bounces out.
- 48:34Yep. Yeah, 1234, I'm just.
- 48:37Gonna And then seven that like we're really fighting for here
- 48:40that have threes. Yeah.
- 48:42Yeah. So I'm going to dump out because
- 48:45I I think maybe, you know, unless there's a walk off here,
- 48:50I'll start at the top, show off. I wanted to take that, but no, I
- 48:57got it. So was that me and John?
- 49:03Yeah, didn't take it. That was the one I thought was
- 49:06going to be the walk off. There we go.
- 49:09Next one three's a party. No, Nope, Nope all.
- 49:15Right, spell out three because there we go three and then and
- 49:25then breaking a memory. Yes, I have that.
- 49:29Absolutely no, we have that. Job is making a last minute
- 49:36change. He's a racer and he's no, I
- 49:38didn't have it. That's a great song.
- 49:40That bass groove is legendary. And then last but not least, I
- 49:45don't want to hear it. Go preach to your fucking choir.
- 49:50I didn't take that one Minor threat.
- 49:52Good choice, but no. I thought we weren't making more
- 49:57references. No, no, I don't have it.
- 49:59All right. So I am out.
- 50:02That means, John, you got it. Nice.
- 50:05I have to change my whole strategy now.
- 50:07I have no idea what to do. Let's just even work.
- 50:11Today was the day, Sir. All right, you wanna dump yours
- 50:15out? The only one I had left was
- 50:19another cover, the Black Flag cover rise above.
- 50:21I think they do a really good job with it.
- 50:24Great job with all their covers. I like their hateful cover a
- 50:26lot, too. That's an awesome cover.
- 50:28I didn't put any of the covers on my list.
- 50:29That's an awesome cover though, yeah.
- 50:31All right, Chris, you wanna dump out whatever you got left?
- 50:35Yeah, give him the ripped one. No.
- 50:38That was definitely a lot like one of the last few for me, I
- 50:41think like probably in that 22 to 25 range.
- 50:45Gotcha. Yeah, I I think the demo is
- 50:46better than the shorter, faster latter version, but I really
- 50:48like a lot. And the the other song I have
- 50:50was Gate 68. You know, only have one more
- 50:543:00 o'clock. 3:00 o'clock. There it is.
- 51:01All right. We covered a a good portion of
- 51:04this discog today. Considering 7 went through
- 51:09unanimously. All right, what do we got?
- 51:12Pause. KO 50564.
- 51:15Bench warmer. Pacifier pits and poisoned
- 51:18apples. Cheap shot, Youth Anthem heart
- 51:21attacked And before we even do anything I feel like 2 for
- 51:28flinching. I was the I was the odd man out
- 51:31there. Like I said, I think it was my
- 51:32favorite and I honestly, I'm dead serious when I heard.
- 51:36I said out loud in the car, 2 for flinching for #1, so.
- 51:42I didn't you take it? I don't know.
- 51:45I I just couldn't find room. I thought maybe, I don't know,
- 51:48man. Like that's the one song I'd.
- 51:51Ever. Like no.
- 51:52My opinions? It's an Absolutely, yeah.
- 51:54Put it. Put it on.
- 51:55Yeah, I think this is our first like 10 second song, right?
- 52:01Possibly, yeah, probably. Yeah, the rest of these are like
- 52:04more established songs. All right, so that brings us up
- 52:07to 8. So let's see, what do we got
- 52:10left for these threes, Bookworm. Fuck you turn.
- 52:14Death and taxes. Living daylights.
- 52:16Rufus wants a hug. SOS breaking a memory.
- 52:21So is there anything kind of jumping out at you, Chris, that
- 52:24you're like, yeah, we probably should have all had that?
- 52:28I I can't imagine doing this without fuck you.
- 52:30Turn on it, OK. That's the one I was waiting
- 52:32for. Yeah, that's just my cake.
- 52:35That's fine by me. I was the odd man out there.
- 52:38You're not gonna get much argument out of me, All right?
- 52:42Same question to you, Randy. Well, that would make nine.
- 52:48I agreed to that. Wait, hold on.
- 52:51Yeah, yeah, cuz. There's two first things in
- 52:53hockey, Turn and then John. Yeah, okay.
- 52:55So again. John, he's just used to me to
- 52:58having. He's just going to skip right
- 52:59over because that that can't be right.
- 53:01I'm tired of that. Let's put in breaking memory in
- 53:04all the day I. Forgot, sorry.
- 53:06That was for some reason I had, I was thinking, I don't know, I
- 53:12don't know what I was thinking. So we are at the number 10.
- 53:15That means it is solely your decision, John.
- 53:17Of course, I appreciate if you pick one that's alive, but you
- 53:20do not have to do that. Yeah, I'm going to make this
- 53:24fairly easy. I mean, I I thought about in the
- 53:26in the last 8 seconds when I have come to terms with actually
- 53:29getting this, I thought about stretching it out and making it
- 53:32be a long process and really debating the pros and cons of
- 53:35every single song. And I'm kind of stretching it
- 53:37out now to try to do that a little bit.
- 53:40But it's it's an easy choice. I mean, I thought about going
- 53:43with Never Met the Gooch because that is great.
- 53:45But you guys didn't, you guys didn't throw on death and taxes,
- 53:48so it's got to be death and taxes.
- 53:50Absolutely. Boom.
- 53:52Death and taxes Final say and let's boot that up and give us a
- 54:02final run down here so we've got Pause KO 50564, Bench Warmer
- 54:08Pacifier Pits and Poisoned Apples, Cheap Shot Youth Anthem
- 54:11Heart Attacked 2 for Flinching Fuck You Turn and Death and
- 54:15Taxes blam. That's 10 songs.
- 54:19And it'll take you all of 5 minutes to listen to John.
- 54:23Which one of those ten, though, is the number one?
- 54:29I like the idea of having two for flinching, but their actual
- 54:31Best Song is Pause. So it's Pause.
- 54:33What? Do you think, Chris?
- 54:36I'm I am fully fine with choosing pause because it's the
- 54:39right decision. It's not my favorite, but it is
- 54:41correct. And I also want to say I said I
- 54:43would look up a set list, right. So.
- 54:45On September 3rd, 2011. So I guess that's probably one
- 54:49of their first times they were united.
- 54:51They played every single song we've chosen except for
- 54:54Benchwarmer. Wow.
- 54:56Wow. So I was almost right.
- 54:58I was very, very close. Have we gone with SOS?
- 55:01It would have been 100%. If we would never make the
- 55:03Gucci, it would have been 100%. And I think what else was on the
- 55:07the list to get picked at the end, give him the ripped 1.
- 55:11Any of the three, we would have gotten it 100%.
- 55:13What about bookworm? You were so warm, Living
- 55:15daylights. Yeah, Rufus wants a hug.
- 55:18Bookworm is there. Rufus wants a hug, is not.
- 55:20What was the last one you said? Living.
- 55:22Living daylights. It is there.
- 55:26I was thinking, you're just making me sad again that I never
- 55:29got to see him. And you know what?
- 55:30I'm about to I'm about to vindicate our our benevolent
- 55:33host. Guess what else is there?
- 55:34Got a minute? Hey.
- 55:37There you go I. Was alone on that, but.
- 55:40Oh, and so it's scary Smurf. Oh, nice.
- 55:42Nice. So, yeah, Chris is backing up
- 55:45John's pause, saying it's the right answer.
- 55:47What do you think, Randy? I'm backing up John and Chris's
- 55:51right answer because that is the right answer.
- 55:54Right, let's do it because it's always the best when you can
- 55:58show them the beginning of the list and have it correct.
- 56:03All right, Pause is our Number one KO 50564 Bench Warmer,
- 56:07Pacifier Pits and Poisoned Apples, Cheap Shot Youth Anthem
- 56:10Heart Attacked 2 for Flinching Fuck You Turn and Death and
- 56:13Taxes our 10 blam. With that, let's let Pause get
- 56:19literally just a moment, because if I take too long, it'll be
- 56:23over in the sun. Got to get to that dance part.
- 56:45God damn it. Fucking.
- 56:53No more black. No more Black wishes they could
- 56:59do this. Did you even like them after
- 57:06listening to the episode? I don't.
- 57:09I don't think they're a great band.
- 57:12There we go. I just hit a pause on pause and
- 57:16let's pause that conversation because we can do it on after
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- 58:40We're coming up on 50, Right? John, this is #49.
- 58:43So look at that. Yeah, it's catching up to Fredo.
- 58:46That's Fredo Just. Crossed What's your 50 going to
- 58:48be? What's your Big 50 going to be,
- 58:50man? I don't know.
- 58:51We got to talk about it. Yeah.
- 58:53That's a big anniversary. Yeah, we'll have to figure it
- 58:55out because he's catching up to Fredo.
- 58:57Like, Fredo just crossed 50 like a couple weeks ago.
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