A Baritone Walks Into a Tokyo Court

The Daily Slop Show · Oct 2, 2026 · 8m

A Jujutsu Kaisen voice actor wins Japan's first AI voice-rights ruling after his cloned baritone turned up narrating conspiracy TikToks. Plus: a newspaper recommends books that don't exist, a chatbot sells a Chevy Tahoe for one dollar with no takesies backsies, and an AI executive who once took management advice from a plush cat.

In this edition

The Lustrous Baritone

Meanwhile

Books That Do Not Exist

Slop, or Not?

Something Useful

Something Weird

Tomorrow

Chapters

0:07 — Cold Open

0:37 — The Lustrous Baritone

2:45 — Meanwhile

3:42 — Books That Do Not Exist

5:19 &mdash…