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Chris Franjola, Summer House Secrets, and Roast Regrets · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 2: Woo, woo.
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  Speaker 3: Heather MacDonald, Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: it's your favorite day because it's a Chris Frangio on
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Delightful. Delightful. Thank you. I was waiting for.
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  Speaker 2: More amazing things about me.
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  Speaker 3: I always say all the great things, but I feel
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  Speaker 3: like you have truly recently fucked up really bad as
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  Speaker 3: a As a husband.
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  Speaker 2: It's nice to relive it every day since it's happened.
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  Speaker 3: As a husband, you know, word got to me.
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  Speaker 2: Right, right, right.
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  Speaker 3: You have shared on your very successful podcast, Cover to Cover.
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  Speaker 2: Cover to Cover.
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  Speaker 3: Your insanely popular Patreon. Yes. Which you do a great
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  Speaker 3: job at.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: A horrific story.
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  Speaker 2: Horrific.
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  Speaker 3: Horrific.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Story. I have a similar one, which is why.
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  Speaker 2: I believe everybody probably does. I hope at least, but yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Because it'd make you feel less bad.
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  Speaker 2: It'd make me feel less bad.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Why don't you quickly catch the people up to what
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  Speaker 3: happened to you?
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Uh, I mean, I'll, I'll make it as, as,
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  Speaker 2: as concise as possible. I had a birthday trip planned.
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  Speaker 3: Happy birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you very much. And I was going to Cabo
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  Speaker 2: San Lucas, old everything. Ready to go, we're all ready.
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  Speaker 3: What hotel can we say?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, the Esperanza.
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  Speaker 3: Beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: Beautiful, one of the best out there. Yes. And yeah, so,
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  Speaker 2: and first class tickets, everything ready to go. How many nights?
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  Speaker 2: I think four nights, three nights, four nights, something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Perfect.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the weekend more or less, more or less the weekend.
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  Speaker 3: Like a Thursday to a Monday type of thing. Yeah, exactly. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And I go to get my passport. About 11 o'clock,
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  Speaker 2: we're leaving in the morning, 9 a.m., so our bags
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  Speaker 2: are packed. Now it's grab the passports and we'll be ready.
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  Speaker 3: Your wife has put together all the outfits, the bikinis.
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  Speaker 2: Bags are zipped up. They're by the door.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you guys are prepared.
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  Speaker 2: Out the door. And now with my six-year-old daughter, there's
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  Speaker 2: a lot of moving parts. My mother-in-law is coming over
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  Speaker 2: to get her. Adorable. So there's a ton of things
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  Speaker 2: going on.
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  Speaker 3: She's got her week planned.
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  Speaker 2: Everything's done.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She's all excited about where she's going. I go to
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  Speaker 2: look for my passport in the place that I keep
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  Speaker 2: it constantly. Now, I also have to say, in my defense,
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  Speaker 2: I've been traveling every weekend for 35 years, more or less.
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  Speaker 2: You know, on the road. Totally. I've never had one
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  Speaker 2: issue ever. I've never missed a flight. No, you haven't.
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  Speaker 2: I've never lost a keys, a wallet, anything ever. And
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  Speaker 2: I can't find my passport. I look, I can't find it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so you open the drawer.
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  Speaker 2: It's not there.
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  Speaker 3: And then what's... internally your nervous system, your butthole, your heart,
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  Speaker 3: what's going on?
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  Speaker 2: All of it like went up to where, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know where it goes, you know? And it was like
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  Speaker 2: a thing where I knew it wasn't, I knew it
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  Speaker 2: was gone the moment I opened the drawer. Of course
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  Speaker 2: we checked every other thing in the world for hours, but.
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  Speaker 3: How soon, how much time do you look on your
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  Speaker 3: own before you approached your beautiful wife?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, she knew right away I approached her because it
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  Speaker 2: was like, I can't find my best part. So we
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  Speaker 2: began to look together.
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  Speaker 3: And was she like, calm down, we'll find it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she was pretty calm about it.
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  Speaker 3: And then when do you call it?
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  Speaker 2: Well, we had to call it because we couldn't go
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  Speaker 2: to bed because then we'd miss out. We had to
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  Speaker 2: call the flight pretty quickly, a couple hours in.
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  Speaker 3: So we were able to get your money back.
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  Speaker 2: Or use it. We got money back on the flight,
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  Speaker 2: no problem. Just money back. But the hotel, we lost
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  Speaker 2: a day. We got a couple. We did okay on
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  Speaker 2: the hotel. We lost some. We lost some.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how you are as a couple. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Was she like, it's your birthday. I don't want you
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  Speaker 3: to feel bad about it. You work so hard. You
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  Speaker 3: provide everything for this family.
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  Speaker 2: No, well, hardly. My wife provides much more. Yeah, but.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, was it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Where was it in the. Screaming, yelling, crying. No screaming.
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  Speaker 3: No screaming. Silent treatment.
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  Speaker 2: What was it? I don't think it was any of that.
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  Speaker 2: It was just a disappointment. We were happy to be
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  Speaker 2: away from the child for a couple of days. We
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  Speaker 2: were meeting some friends there. They were already there. So
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  Speaker 2: it was a whole ordeal.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're bummed too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. They go a lot anyway, so I don't
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  Speaker 2: feel too bad like it's their place.
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  Speaker 3: But still, I thought I was looking forward to a.
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  Speaker 2: Fun couple coming. I felt like shit. I felt like
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  Speaker 2: I let everybody down. It was not a good... But
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  Speaker 2: I should also say this. So at about three hours
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  Speaker 2: before that, I can't find the passport, a pipe in
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  Speaker 2: our house burst under the sink and just water gushing out,
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  Speaker 2: ruined the entire kitchen that we just got redone. So
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  Speaker 2: that happened. So that's horrific, horrific, horrific. So now just
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  Speaker 2: before I came here, I was.
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  Speaker 3: With insurance people. And then at that time, did a
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  Speaker 3: bear come in your house?
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  Speaker 2: It might as well have been. I mean, it was
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  Speaker 2: just like how much more.
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  Speaker 3: We will get into the stories of how the bears
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  Speaker 3: have entered Woodland Hills, Calabasas.
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  Speaker 2: I would have prayed at that point for a bear
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  Speaker 2: to come and just eat my fucking head off because
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  Speaker 2: it would have been better than dealing with the shit
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  Speaker 2: I had to deal with. We wound up pivoting a
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  Speaker 2: little bit, and we went down to Laguna Beach.
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  Speaker 3: I just said, you've got to do something else.
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  Speaker 2: And we had a pretty fun weekend down in Laguna Beach.
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  Speaker 3: Was it overcast, though, or did the sun come out?
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  Speaker 2: It came out eventually. I mean, it wasn't great.
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  Speaker 3: Not as sunny as Cabo at this time of year.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I kept hearing. Anyway, and then, of course,
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  Speaker 2: now I'm going through the process of getting a new passport,
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  Speaker 2: which is a nightmare.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so let me tell you my story. Okay. So
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  Speaker 3: I've been using my passport to travel for the last
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  Speaker 3: two years or whatever it is because, or year, because
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  Speaker 3: I hadn't gotten the real ID. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So I was bringing it to places that were not
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  Speaker 3: out of the country. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That was like to get on any flight.
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  Speaker 3: And we were going to Cabo first week of April
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  Speaker 3: or something. And like two months before somehow Peter was like,
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  Speaker 3: give me your passport or something. And I went up
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  Speaker 3: to the drawer that I keep it and it was
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  Speaker 3: not there. And it was immediate panic. And I look
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  Speaker 3: in the purse that I remember traveling with. Right. And
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  Speaker 3: all of that, because I'd always like put it in
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  Speaker 3: this little purse. I always had like a cross bag
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  Speaker 3: and like a normal size purse, kind of small. When
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  Speaker 3: I travel and I'm like, all right, well, I'm not
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  Speaker 3: going to fuck around. So we start looking, what's the
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  Speaker 3: quickest way? And this gov.org. And then all of a sudden.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, there's no quick way.
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  Speaker 3: Then the scams start coming and this and that. We
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  Speaker 3: start to pay. Anyway, so we're in the process of
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  Speaker 3: doing it. I think we spent like $ 250 or something.
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  Speaker 3: We're still waiting on it. And I went again and
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  Speaker 3: started to open every purse. And I forgot that I
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  Speaker 3: took a purse to Palm beach for a wedding in
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  Speaker 3: January that I don't normally travel with. And it was there.
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  Speaker 2: You found it.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I had it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 3: So then I stopped the process. Yeah. So I never
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  Speaker 3: got a second, um, passport. I'm out $ 200 or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: I do. I do have it. I sense after attempting
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  Speaker 3: seven different times, I haven't finally gotten the real ID.
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  Speaker 3: So I have the real ID and I have the passport. Nice. But, um,
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  Speaker 3: I think you will find it.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't think so. I really don't think so.
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  Speaker 3: So where do you think it went? If you had
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  Speaker 3: to have it for Toronto, how did you get home
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  Speaker 3: from Toronto.
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  Speaker 2: And then lose it? I got home from Toronto because
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  Speaker 2: I had other stops after Toronto. I stopped in several
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  Speaker 2: other cities. I was driving a rent-a-car.
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  Speaker 3: So you think it could be in the rent-a-car?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe, perhaps, a hotel room, rent-a-car. That's the other thing.
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  Speaker 2: You start tracing back.
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  Speaker 1: Back, back.
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  Speaker 3: I still think it's in some weird spot.
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  Speaker 2: I don't do weird spots, though. I don't really do weird.
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  Speaker 2: People are like, it's in your jacket pocket. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: it's in a case that doesn't fit in my jacket pocket.
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  Speaker 3: If you find it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, now it's been canceled.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, if you find it.
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  Speaker 2: I've moved on. If I find it now, it's just
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  Speaker 2: thrown in the garbage.
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  Speaker 3: Will you tell anybody that you found it?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I thought about that, actually.
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  Speaker 3: Because I think I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: You just keep it, not even Peter.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, you know what I would do? I would take
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  Speaker 3: it and I would put it in one of his
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  Speaker 3: junk drawers under some stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I would blame him for trying to gaslight me
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  Speaker 3: and make me crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I thought about all this. This is all, these are
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  Speaker 2: all the things that if I found it, that's what
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  Speaker 2: I would have done. But anyway, it all worked out.
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  Speaker 2: It's all, it all worked. You're still married. I'm still married.
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  Speaker 2: I'm over it. Like it took like five days for
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  Speaker 2: me to like just get back to like a comfortable
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  Speaker 2: place where, because we lost a couple of bucks, but
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  Speaker 2: also we were just so excited about going on vacation.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. And also just like the anticipation before and even
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  Speaker 3: just like I hate packing.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: And every time I go anywhere, I'm like, Heather, no,
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  Speaker 3: you don't have to do the Instagram photos anymore. You
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  Speaker 3: don't have to have multiple purses. You don't have. So
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to pack less and more late, but still
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  Speaker 3: I spend days. thinking and leading up to the packing.
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  Speaker 3: So it's like, that's where I would be mad.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: If I hadn't already packed, but the packing is what,
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  Speaker 3: but at least you were packed then for Laguna Beach.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We already, we just grabbed our bags and went right
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  Speaker 2: down there. Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I am so sorry. Well, speaking of going on
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  Speaker 3: romantic trips, Also tying into, we both remember in our
• 10:22
  Speaker 3: Chelsea Lately days, there was an editor who, when they
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  Speaker 3: got up to.
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  Speaker 2: We were all heading to Cabo for something. Chelsea's birthday.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no. It was his Italy.
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  Speaker 2: That's right. It was his honeymoon.
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  Speaker 3: His honeymoon to Italy. And I believe either it was
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  Speaker 3: the night before or they might have been at the place.
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  Speaker 2: They were at the airport.
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  Speaker 3: They were at the airport. And he could not.
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  Speaker 2: Find- It was expired.
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  Speaker 3: It was expired.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And he let her go ahead- Yeah. And then he
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  Speaker 3: joined her like five days later.
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  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 3: But that was a story we talked and talked about.
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  Speaker 3: I wonder if they're still together.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't know. But anyway, we're still together. Well,
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  Speaker 2: who's still together? I think we're going to make it.
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  Speaker 3: I do too. Yeah. Is Amanda and West. I've had
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  Speaker 3: people say me, correct me and say his name is West.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's West, like East West.
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  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 3: And my audience knows the story. I filled you up.
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  Speaker 3: This is an illicit affair. This is a summer house reunion.
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  Speaker 2: Summer house.
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  Speaker 3: But the latest is Amanda, who was having a deceptive
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  Speaker 3: relationship with West behind her husband's back, but they were separated.
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  Speaker 3: But her best friend, Sierra, who had also dated West.
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  Speaker 3: It's all coming out. They set on the reunion. They
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  Speaker 3: didn't have sex until after they put out their statement,
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  Speaker 3: which would have been late February last year. No one
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  Speaker 3: believes that they, as the reunion came out, they took off.
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  Speaker 3: We're seen in the airport. Thanks to, uh, I think
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  Speaker 3: do more. And then overlooking a restaurant. And this looks
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  Speaker 3: to be like they're in Rome or something. Right. Um,
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  Speaker 3: someone got a photo of them and they're both just
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  Speaker 3: looking at their phones. The whole reason for you to
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  Speaker 3: leave America is.
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  Speaker 2: To not look at your phone.
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  Speaker 3: Is to not look at your phone, fuck Wes Brains
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  Speaker 3: out while he nibbles on his pinky finger, he's so gross,
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  Speaker 3: and see if you guys can just live a life.
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  Speaker 3: But also you choose a place that's extremely popular to
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  Speaker 3: go this time of year, especially with New Yorkers, because
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  Speaker 3: it's a shorter flight than LA to Italy. Like if
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  Speaker 3: you really wanted to just get away, you should be
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  Speaker 3: going to like a Sandals or something, you know, like,
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  Speaker 3: Where middle-aged people wouldn't recognize you and you could just, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Right, right.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Remember those weekends you'd go, it was called Hedonism?
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Remember those? And you went and everyone just like, it
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  Speaker 2: was like a bunch of bros and there was supposed
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  Speaker 2: to be women there. I don't think there were.
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  Speaker 3: There was a movie.
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  Speaker 2: And it was like sexual.
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  Speaker 3: There was a movie that Rosie O'Donnell did where she
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: was going to be like a dominant.
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  Speaker 2: It was a Gary Marshall movie.
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  Speaker 3: She had like lost some weight and she was going
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  Speaker 3: to try to be sexy. She just came out and
• 13:08
  Speaker 3: said that she got a facelift, even though she's been
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  Speaker 3: bashing people that get plastic surgery.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 3: She said, I finally, you know, I jumped on the
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  Speaker 3: wagon too and got a facelift. Good for her.
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  Speaker 2: Good for her. What did they use for that? A
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  Speaker 2: fucking crane? I mean, I love Rosie.
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  Speaker 1: I do.
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  Speaker 2: I shouldn't say that.
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  Speaker 3: At least, you know, hey, she's sharing.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, can you just fill me in a little bit?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not familiar with the Bravoverse at all. I know
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  Speaker 2: a little bit about this story.
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  Speaker 3: It is a big deal because it's kind of like
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  Speaker 3: a scandal of all.
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  Speaker 2: But I want to, just before that, go back before.
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  Speaker 2: Summer House.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: What is that? Now, why are a bunch of adults
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  Speaker 2: in a house together anyway?
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  Speaker 3: Well, when it started 10 years ago with the OGs,
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  Speaker 3: they were all like 31. Yeah. So they were.
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  Speaker 2: But it's like a party house? Are they partying?
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  Speaker 3: So it was one of those things that city New
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  Speaker 3: Yorkers that have a job go, let's run a house
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  Speaker 3: all together in the summer and go to the Hamptons.
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  Speaker 3: So they got the idea of, we'll give you a house,
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  Speaker 3: we'll kind of cast you, but people knew each other.
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  Speaker 3: And people hook up when they go to parties and
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  Speaker 3: they put cameras all over the house, kind of like
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  Speaker 3: a real world.
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  Speaker 2: Like a big brother, a real world. Big brother, real world.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: And then they also have the people filming it. And
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  Speaker 3: they always have a party with the theme every weekend.
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  Speaker 3: And people... So it's been on for 10 years.
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  Speaker 2: So this is like when it was Hannah Burner and
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  Speaker 2: Paige DeSorbo and those type of people.
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  Speaker 3: Paige just left. Hannah left a few years ago. And
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  Speaker 3: that's where Kyle and Hannah had some issues. Kyle was
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: married to Amanda. And he's a boozer. And he's definitely
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: like the star of the show.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: But are they all in the same home?
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: They're all in the same home. So... The couples will
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: share a room. Girls that are good friends will share
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: a room. Guys will share a room.
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: People then start hooking up and all that kind of stuff.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: And these are adult people sharing a house.
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: Well, now it's weird because now they're like in their
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: early 40s.
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: And it's 50. That's very strange.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: You're like, what's going on?
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: When someone was telling me the plot, I'm like, well,
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: why would anyone, 40-year-old, be in a house with more 40-year-olds?
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: Well, the thing is, is that just like the housewife,
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: they try to, age them out into pasture.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: You know, much like my cat, who was a breed,
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: not my cat, my dog Raven was a show girl.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: She was a breeder dog. Yeah. Once she got to
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: be seven, they said, you can't have any more babies.
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: Her career is over. She never made it as a
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: show girl.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: Now we'll just, you could adopt her for free at seven. Wow.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: That's kind of what they do with old housewives and stuff.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: And they get new ones in and then they put
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: them out and they go, you can do some other show.
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: Like we got a, And also, you've made too much money,
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: so now we also have to get rid of you.
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: So that's kind of what happens.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: And they go touring. They sing songs.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: Yes, they start to sing songs. But then they bring
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: in younger people.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: And so with this, they said, okay, there's a couple
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: of you that are pretty old. Lindsay, Kyle, Amanda, and Carl,
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: we're going to put you on a new show called
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: The City. We're going to actually see what you do
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: during the week.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, nobody cares about that.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: And now they've gotten some new couples to join that.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: That are friends. And that show just started. Oh. But
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: this messy ending to Kyle and Amanda's marriage involves her
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: now going for Wes. And one of the greatest moments
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: is one of the other girls says, you know, Wes
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: had a girlfriend this whole time too.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Not Sierra, a whole nother outside person. And this one
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: girl goes to me, Amanda, you really are pathetic. You
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: went from being married to being one of West's side chicks.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: And she just stands there. She's, she's just staring. She's
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: just like, and she doesn't know what to say. And
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: then Sierra is just going after her and they're like,
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: he's a clout chaser. He's a this, he's a that.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: And it was very entertaining last night. It was a
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: very good reunion. Um, And so who knows if they'll
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: make it.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: I hope so. I mean, I'm rooting for them. I
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: don't even know who they are.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: The only way that people will leave them alone is
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: if she does what everyone does when they're about to
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: be canceled is with child. Oh. If she can get pregnant. Yeah. With,
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: with Wes child.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Then they both can stay together for at least a while. Yeah.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: No one's going to be mean to a pregnant woman,
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: whether it's call her daddy or Stassi or whoever.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Once you say you're pregnant, people leave you the fuck alone.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Call her daddy's pregnant, right?
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: She's pregnant.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: Perfect timing because she was getting a lot of heat.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: And the husband was getting some heat too.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: People were saying the husband was an asshole, a tyrant.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: And then they're like, she's with child.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So everybody back off.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: So then they went over, those people with the pitchforks
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: went over to Say, Amanda, the scarlet letter, you're the
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: worst person. Be nice. You're disrespectful. You're too smug sitting there.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: But if she gets pregnant with Wes, if I was her,
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: I would be screwing Wes, and then while he goes
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: to the bathroom to eat his fingernails off, he has
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: a very bad habit, I would twirl my body around
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: and put pillows under my pelvis and lift my legs up.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Get it in there.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: And hope that it gets in there.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Get it in there.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: And then I would be like, I'm pregnant. And then
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: they'd be like, ew, you're pregnant. And I'd be like,
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: excuse me, Lindsay, who's also the star of the show,
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: you got pregnant with a guy you dated for two
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: months that you're not with anymore. Wow. So whether Wes
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: is in or out or not, I have a baby.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: I'm having a baby.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Now, Summer House, is it still happening?
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: Summer House, we don't know.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: They.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: But you know what? They always start filming in the summer.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: So I assume, yes.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: So they're in the Hamptons again.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: So who knows if the two of them will film
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: Summer House or if they'll just take a break and
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: get a bunch of, a couple more young people.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: Keep the B team.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: The B team graduates, becomes the A team.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: And they continue to make bacon and drink rosé.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Is that what it is?
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's like, I like to turn it on sometimes.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: I had Brandy and Julie here. We made bacon and
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: we've watched it.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. You know, you have to have bacon
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: for it.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Well, Brandy really wanted the bacon. She loves that. They
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: eat the bacon.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: In the morning.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: It's kind of like a brunch. Everyone gets back to weekend.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: You're hung over.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Right. I, I, I have to say that I can't
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: think of nothing that I would rather do less than
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: be in a house with a bunch of other people.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: I feel like there's too many quirks that people have.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: I totally agree.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: That I want to deal with.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: I also think. Those two close of quarters as couples
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: is what also ruined their relationship. They didn't have a chance.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: If their life is then everybody saying, you were rude
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: to her and he goes to the guy, she gives
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: me no attention. So now besides America looking at you,
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: there's actual people in your house saying that your marriage
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: sucks or you shouldn't be a DJ or she's a
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: bitch or whatever. So like that didn't help.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: And I feel like now all these homes have open
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: floor concepts and there's no talking shit rooms. You know,
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: you need, you got to go, there's got to be
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: like a place where you go, can you believe what
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: that guy said? You know, but now there's not enough.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: That's gone.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: So you got to all be in the same place.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: And all you want to do is talk shit about
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: the other people. That's the way I feel.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: I predict she's going to get pregnant and the baby
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: will be called Capri.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Okay. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: filed against me.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: what would you do if it was given back?
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: He said, I have a work dad.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: I need a home dad.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: What happens next? When I came in, he started crying.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: happens next.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: every day was. You're worth the work.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: What do we think about the last episode ever of
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: Stephen Colbert? This person, really American media, somehow it came across.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: I did not watch this. I never watched a show ever.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: Not because I have anything against him. I just never
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: watched a show. But see the clips, of course. But
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: that he hilariously made his band play copyrighted material so
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: that CBS would be sued for millions. Did you hear that?
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, everyone does that. Conan O'Brien did it.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: At the end of that show, Letterman did it when
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: he was finishing up. They do things to kind of
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: make them... I don't even know if it's real.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: I don't even know if it's real either.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: I think it's a stunt for the show.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Like, oh, okay. Right. It reminded me of our
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: last day.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Over at Chelsea Lately?
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: Chelsea and Weed. did a song that we, I don't
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: know if we had to pay for it or not,
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: but we did, we did a parody song to the
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: tune of we are the world.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: Was it?
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: We are the children.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: We did it too. Goodbye to E.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Oh really?
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: Goodbye to E. And then we had all the stars
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: up there saying goodbye to E. It really sucks. And
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: we're moving on to Netflix. And you wonder why E sucks.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I didn't really.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Want to fuck with anyone, anyone from our group again,
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: but yeah, that was the song.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: I barely remember that. I barely remember. I remember everything, unfortunately.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: And unfortunately.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: But yeah. Wow. That was the show.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: That seems like a thousand years ago.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you exactly. It was August 21 or something
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: of 2014.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: So we're coming on 12 years.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: And speaking of that, Chelsea Handler in the news a
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: lot lately.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah. Let's talk about the roast. I, you know,
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: it was a couple of weeks ago, but it's still
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: getting talked about because now all the comedians are going
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: on their shows and other talk shows and podcasts and
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: reflecting on, were they offended? Did they like the experience?
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: Do they, I hate these other comedians. Were their jokes okay?
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: But this person's joke was okay.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: What is your opinion of the whole thing and the aftermath,
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Chris Frangio?
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: I went.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: I was at the roast.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: I went live to see the roast at the Forum
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: in Los Angeles. And I thought it was a blast.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: I was thoroughly enjoying it.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: Now, I talked to some people because I went to
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: the after party.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: And I watched it at home and I thought it
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: was great too.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: I liked being shocked. I liked being appalled. Right. I
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: liked seeing the stars in the audience and all of that. Um,
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: but some of the people that I, like I talked
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: to Bert Crusher and his wife and they said, you know,
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: where they were sitting, it was hard to hear and
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: catch everything.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. I was in, I guess I was in
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: better hearing seats.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, maybe.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Maybe if you're right in front, like if you're one
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: of those where they wanted to get the camera on you,
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: I don't know. So, um, Okay, good. So it was
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: fun to be in the audience as well.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Great. A lot of fun. A little long, of course,
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: like everything.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: Right. Now, were you concerned, like I was when it
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: was first starting, as we were going midway through, I
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: saw all these other people on stage, like a Tiffany Haddish,
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, this is going to go eight hours.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: I know, I know. I'm so glad that they didn't.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: And that's also something I don't believe they've ever done
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: in previous roasts where you could just be like a
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: side comic supporter and look cute but not speak.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: And not be a target for the jokes either.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: No, it was interesting that Tiffany Haddish was even up
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: there because she's kind of a big star.
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: And she didn't really say anything.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: No, no, she was one of the... And then there
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: were a couple guys on the other side that I
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: feel were like his friends and his writers, but they
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: were not part of it either.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: No. Yeah, because it was getting long.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: So thank God they weren't part of it. But yeah,
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: it was... Here's what I feel about the whole thing,
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: and I've said it before. I mean, it's been a
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: couple weeks now.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: But I know this is not a fun for podcast
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: way to look at it, but I mean, I felt
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: like I watched it, I enjoyed it, and the next
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: day I got lunch and paid bills and went on
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: with my life. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: nothing in it I thought about ever again.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: And I think that's kind of the way they're supposed
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: to be. I mean, the roasts are the roasts. It's
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: such a weird thing now because they've been around forever.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: And I know things are a little different these days.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah. And it's like they show old clips of roasts.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: There was an old roast that they show, like the
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: Friars Club, when it's like almost all men. Maybe Phyllis
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Diller was there. I don't even know. And it was
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: like the roast of like Rob Reiner, rest in peace.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: And every joke was about that his dad, Carl Reiner,
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: pimped him out. as a child it was all pedophilia
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: jokes oh yeah at least the one they clipped it
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: together right there were many pedophilia jokes right he was
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: passed around we got into bed with him i mean
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: and you know of course you see that and people
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: are like what the fuck is this and i'm like
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: well they went remember there was that other show that
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: was called like the aristocrats yeah And it was a
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: whole documentary about an extremely dirty joke.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: And they go to all these.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: And the dirtier the better. Yeah.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: And all this. And basically it's like the whole family
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: fucked each other or something. Like it was disgusting. And
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: so it's because it's the joke. It's like, it's so far.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: It's so ridiculous that nobody really feels this way. Right.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: Of course.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: It's almost making fun of that. And so I think,
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: That's where in this climate it gets confused. But now,
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: you know, to hear some of the other comedians say like, oh,
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: I thought they were racist and bigots and Nazis and
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: all this other stuff. And I'm like, well, you guys
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: kind of knew what was going to happen.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: They were preparing it for three weeks. Yeah. And there
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: were rehearsals. And it certainly wasn't sprung upon anybody.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: There was literally hours and hours of rehearsals before the
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: live show. Where they all heard the jokes that were coming.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, about themselves.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: There might have been some that were a little bit
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: of a surprise. Were surprises, but yeah. Just for the
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: element of surprise. But outside of that, everybody was pretty
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: well aware of what was coming. And also, the people
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: that they hired to do it, Shane Gillis, Tony Hinchcliffe,
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: that's what they do. Right. If you don't like it,
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: I mean, just move on, I think. I don't know.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: And then Chelsea goes on like podcasts last week saying
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: that she hated it and hated these certain jokes.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: I'm like, she had to do it. Like it was
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: like her Christian service to do it. She's Jewish.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Like you can't have it both ways.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: I had to do it to elevate it for Kevin
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: needed an elevated thing. So I had to do it
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: for Kevin. And I, I did was, I was like, Hey, look,
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: I remember being at Chelsea lately. Joan Rivers was doing
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: a roast and she really wanted Chelsea to participate.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: And, This is when it was Comedy Central and she
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: was just like, no. And I didn't know if she
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: was saying no because then you put yourself out there
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: and she knew all the jokes would be that she's
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: dating Ted the President of E. Right. Or it just
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: wasn't her thing or she was too busy or she
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: just didn't want to do it. Yeah. But so this
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: was her first one that she... ever did. Uh-huh. And
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know if she did it because she saw
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: what it did for Nikki Lazor with Tom Brady. That
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: really was a thing that popped Nikki.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: It really was. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. I mean, it gets
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: millions and millions of views. They're huge. All over the world,
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: they're huge. Right.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: But.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Also, I thought Chelsea was great. I thought she nailed it.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: I thought she looked great. I thought she landed all
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: the good jokes. I thought she was, it was good.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: But I think then when so much time goes on
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: and then people, and you read all this stuff and
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: then it's like, maybe you do get now hurt or
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: annoyed by the things that were said to you. I
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: don't know. Everybody's different, you know?
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think the thing, we all knew what
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: was going to be said about Chelsea. You know, she's
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: a whore and abortions and whatever.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: But you know what? It was interesting is they didn't
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: bring up the Ted Harbert thing.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: No.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: Maybe because they felt it was too old, too long ago.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: That was too long ago. Yeah. I don't know. There
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: was no photography or Chelsea Latham or anything like that.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: That's all too long ago.
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: No, they had to focus on the Epstein dinner.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. The Epstein dinner. Right, right. Exactly.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: You know, I always wonder what would be said about me,
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: you know, and I'm sure it would be like Heather
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: McDonald's here, you know, her husband only married her because
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: she's gorgeous and he believed in her that she'd be successful.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: I mean, really mean jokes like that.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: Did I ever tell you this? I'll tell you a
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: quick story about a roast. You know, just they're hot now,
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: you know, and then every now and again, people will
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: be like, let's do one for friends of ours at
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: a party or something.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: We want you to roast our friend.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Roast our friend. So I got called years ago to
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: roast Michael Yeo. It was Michael Yeo. You guys know
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Michael Yeo. He used to be on Chelsea Lely. He's
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: a great guy. Maybe they know him. Anyway, he's a
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: great guy.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a nice person.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: And he's married. And his wife calls and says, we're
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: going to do it at a comedy club in the Valley.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: Bunch of comedians. We're going to roast Michael for his birthday.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, sounds fun. I'll do it. And I
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: was like, all right, let's roast. I thought Michael would
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: be on board. His parents were there. You know, Michael's
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: half Asian and half black, so plenty to work with.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: And that's his whole act, too, also. That's his whole shtick.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: So I had a couple of drinks in the back.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: I think I was up like fifth or something. And
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: I went up and I roasted hard. The family's there. And,
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: you know, I'm looking at the dad. And we're going ching, chong, ching.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: And I mean, they were just like, what is happening? Like,
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: this is not what we. I was so mortified when
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: it was over. Because I don't think anybody signed up.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: I think they signed up for a cute roast.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: Can I ask you, as a horrified thing in this business,
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: how often, how many times a year does it flash
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: and remind you of, like, that was awful?
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: From time to time. Anytime a roast comes up, I
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: think about that thing.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: Because I have certain things like that in my life
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: that just, like, will haunt me.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's one of them. Yeah. Wow.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: And so did you want to get out of there?
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: We were never really friendly anyway.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Were people like it was funny? Were the other roasters
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: too soft?
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: They were too soft because I think they were decent people.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: And I had, you know, I think we were just
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: coming off Chelsea Lely where we had been, you know,
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: through it and hardened by everything.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: And we would make fun of him in the writer's room.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. So it was like one of those
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: things where it's just like, oh, I'll just do what
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: I thought you wanted me to do. It was wild.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: I felt so bad. And I haven't talked to him since,
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: but I hope. He hears this. Yeah. He knows that
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: I felt bad. I don't think they cared much, but
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: it was, I think his parents were upset. Anyway, but
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: you know, I did it. I roasted. And it wasn't,
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: it wasn't like on Netflix or anything. It was in
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: like a comedy club in the valley. So it's not
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: like it was, I got anything out of it. No.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: Other than being an asshole.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: And just it haunting you.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Haunting me. Exactly.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: Oh my God. Yeah.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: It's one of those things where I, if it sounds
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: like a good idea, cause people will do that. Let's road,
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: let's do a roast for it. their 50th birthday or something.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: It's never a good idea.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: No, those are professionals. That's what they wanted. And the
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: thing is like Tom Brady, like hated it after he
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: said his kids were really hurt by it and everything.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: And so now, now he comes out and he's doing
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: it and he's now like acting like fucking Zoolander modeling.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: Like I'm so over him.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: I'm over him. Yeah.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: I feel like you're, you're a lot of people are.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: I heard a really good rumor about him that I
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: hope will be true.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Oh really?
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you after. Okay.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: It's not like a gay one because that's old news.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: I mean, go on.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: We'll see. Okay, so the bears. There was a family
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: of bears, four of them, caught in Woodland Hills going
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: over a wall of someone's backyard. The neighbor caught it
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: on the ring camera and called 911, too. And that
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: was like on Abbeville. Okay. Then they were seen, I
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: don't know if they're the same ones, bears caught, they said,
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: into a Calabasas school, which is Viewpoint.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: Off of Mulholland. The bears were there.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: People are like, oh, the bears are there because of
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: the Simi Valley fire. No, we're not close enough to
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: Simi Valley.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Are the bears there because of... The $ 187 billion bridge.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: The bridge.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: Or $ 187 million or $ 187 billion. Anyway, there's a wildlife
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: bridge so that the mountain lions were getting pissed. As
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: you said, they didn't like fucking their sister anymore. And
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: they said that's cruel, unusual punishment. So they made a bridge,
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: which is still not done.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: No, it looks nice. I just drove under on the
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: way here.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: But are the bears going on it too?
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's for everybody. Wildlife bridge. So now the bears
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: are open to all, all kinds.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: So do you think the bears are coming? Do you
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: think the bears are coming from there? I mean, we
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: really have never, I've lived in the Valley my whole life.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: We have never had bear sightings. We have had mountain
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: lion sightings, of course, and tons of coyotes.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: But the bear is a whole nother thing.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is. And there has been quite a few
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: sightings recently. And I think it's a food thing, you know,
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: Because they come down and then they, you know.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: They want to go to Air One. They're like, I
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: will have a Hailey Bieber smoothie.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Now it's a fight for the food. Who's going to
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: get the food first, the homeless people or the bears?
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: It's fun out here. Come on out, everybody.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's fucking terrifying. Like, that's scary. Yeah. Like
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: they look cute.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: I think they're very, I don't think they bother anybody.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: Like a few just may.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: What about people on hikes and stuff? Haven't you ever
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: seen when you're on a hike and you have to
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: go like this and just hold your head down and
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: someone's like, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God,
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: oh my God. No, I, and then I'm like, what
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: do you do? Like the bears in your backyard, what
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: do you do? And I guess then you call the
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: wildlife people and then they tase them and then they
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: bring them.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: Then they drive them over the bridge.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they drive, they take them back home to, I
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: don't know. Who knows?
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: It's scary. Okay. This is always one of those things
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: that I think would be, if I was going to
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: get some fake publicity, I honestly want this to be.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: It's my favorite one.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: Which is somebody announced you were dead, but you weren't.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: And TMZ said exclusive, Barry Gibb, not dead, singer's healthy
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: and happy. Because how great would that be?
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: Did someone announce that he was dead?
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: I guess it went in the internet that he was dead,
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: and then they were like, no, I'm not dead. And
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: I'm just like, I just kind of think that would
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: be my favorite kind of press, because how great is that?
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: Like, you thought I was dead, and I'm not. Like,
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: Jesus Christ. Like, I mean... Right. But, you know.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: It is a good one when you have to... I
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: don't know if... I mean, Barry Gibbs had a very
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: good career. He's doing fine, I'm sure.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: And he looks fine, I mean, according to this photo, but.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: It's tough when you have to tell people you're not dead.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: That's got to be a tough.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's a little embarrassing if you're old or
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: a drug addict or something. You're like, well, I didn't die,
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: but I would be like amazing. Yeah.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay. Well, I'll start to spread the rumor that
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: you're dead.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah. When I did that golf tournament at Netflix, I
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: was walking recently with, and my neighbor is like, oh, hi,
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: we're talking. And she goes, oh, I was watching you
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: do the golf tournament, you know, cause it was at
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: this club. And she's like, and I asked the photographer, Oh,
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: are there any, you know, female comedians playing? And he goes,
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Heather McDonald's here with her boyfriend. Oh, they
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: thought Drake was my boyfriend.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Wow. That's, I mean, that's both creepy and exciting.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: That's a rumor I want out there.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: That's fine.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Not that it's your son.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Not that I'm actually screaming my son, but that like
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: Heather has a young boyfriend.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: Right. I'm going to write these down all for the
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: roast on next year's Netflix roast.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: Um, I love this, speaking of old people. Do you
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: remember when certain people would have the vaccine that would
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: look like a scar? Yeah. I remember Ken and I, Ruane,
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: said they'd be at the club and that's how you
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: would know how old someone was. Like a woman could
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: look really good, but if she had that little punch scar,
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: that meant that she was.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: Only old people. I think it was for rubella, a
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: disease that I don't think exists anymore.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: This person wrote, most people born in the 60s and
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: 70s have a large... circular scar from a vaccine i
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: don't have it i don't have one i'm sure my
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: parents were i don't have.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: Any but i had i got that vaccine but i
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: think they later on did it in a different area
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: and so you didn't see it.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah like i mean yeah how awful you have a
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: full scar on your arm for the rest of your
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: life like a branding anyway i thought that was funny
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: um alumni a real housewives of beverly hills alumni this
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: is from the real housewife zone i saw she has
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: a podcast of course everyone does she's had hers very long.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: She confessed about possibly having ringworm in her throat after
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: performing sex acts with a male porn star.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: And this title of a thing, the comments were so funny.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: They're like, And this is when I need to put
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: my phone away.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Eventually you get to the point. Yeah.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: This is when you're like, do you have to share everything?
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Like, I get it.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: You go to your phone like, is Barry Gibson alive?
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: And you're like, what the hell? She got a ringworm
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: in her throat?
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: With a porn star.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: I know. And how does that happen? I didn't even
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: know that was a, you just take the ringworm off
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: his dick or something?
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know. It's like a real thing that can happen.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: But she also said that she had a, like a
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: moving worm in her face.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: I remember that.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: But a ringworm has nothing to do with a real worm, right?
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: No, I think, I don't think it's an actual worm.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: I think it just, although I could be wrong. I
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: don't want to look at it.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: This is the problem with everyone having a podcast. They
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: run out of guests. They run out of stories to tell.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: And you know, and, or then they tell a story
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: that they, that Brett, you know, and, and.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Do you think that, let me ask you a question
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: about podcasting. You said you're one of the biggest in
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: the business and have been doing it for a very
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: long time. And you could be offended by this, so
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: I apologize in advance.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: There's no way you can offend me.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: But don't you feel like the secret to podcasting, which
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: nobody is mentioning, is the fact that it's easy? You
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like, don't you think when Amy
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Poehler ends her podcast with whomever she's with, say it's,
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: you know, Gwyneth Paltrow.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: And they're done. And they cut microphones off?
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: You believe they fucking pay me for this shit? We're
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: sitting here talking about making bread or what time I
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: wake up in the morning. And Gwyneth Paltrow's like, and
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: how much did they pay you at whatever, Spotify? $ 70 million.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: I just know that when they cut the microphones, all
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: of them are like, can you believe this shit? I
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: was working over at Parks and Rec, busting my ass.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: People at that level, yes. And they have so many
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: people working on it too. Yeah. And also she has
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: a great personality. So it's like, it's good. It's easy
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: for her. Yeah. It works for her. And she was
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: watching her ex-husband make, you know, hundreds of millions of
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: dollars with the two other guys. So why wouldn't she
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: do it?
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: But I saw something where she said, like, she was
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: starting to complain about it a little, you know what
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: I mean? Like it, it, it will get old.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, absolutely.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: Like once you've gone through all your friends and you
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: want to stay a little private, then what do you
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: do that?
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: Right. And then you're, then you're going to be like,
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: I do miss being on set. I do kind of
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: crave wanting to do something else. That's what I think
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: will happen. with people like Amy. I'm not saying she
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: won't keep it forever, but there will be like a
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: dip in the fun of it because you've run out
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: of stuff and you've run out of all your friends.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and look at like Mel Robbins. I mean, that
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: woman's been banging her head against the wall trying to
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: be famous forever.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: She's been on all sorts of different things. Radio show,
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: TED Talks. Yeah, she had like a show on one
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: of those HGTV things or something, remodeling bullshit. And then
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: one day she's just like, you know, you people need
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: to drink more water. And people for whatever reason clung
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: to it. And now she's like, can I, you believe
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: this shit? I feel like that's what everyone's doing and
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: nobody will say it. I just said it. I mean,
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying what you do is easy.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: Well, in doing it though, sometimes in like my algorithm
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: of my phone and seeing so many clips of other podcasts,
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: it makes me, I hate it. It makes me want
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: to go, Oh God. Like, yeah, I did. But I'm like,
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: it doesn't mean that that takes any way from what
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: I do. Cause I know people love it and I
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: still love doing it, but there's something about the saturation
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: that like goes, it makes me go, I agree, but
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: I still do it. And I never run out of
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: things to talk about.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: So, well, I mean, thank God because there's ringworms in people's.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: Throats, you know, in our, our way and which is
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: why people get over it. And also it's why I
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: think stars stop doing it sometimes too, because they can't
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: handle seeing all the negativity. Yeah. Like, I don't like
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: your voice. I don't know that, you know? So unless
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: they have a team around them, keeping them from looking
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: at the reviews or looking the comments under the videos.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: And they really are disciplined like that. Like they must
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: be like they're sober coaches and they're, then there should
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: be like social media coaches that live with you.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Like if you're ever having a great day, like you're
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: having a great day.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: I recommend a couple of minutes over Reddit to bring
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: you right back down to earth. That's real fun over there.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: And so anyway, yeah, I do. Yeah, I think that
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: for for someone compared to. Being on Grey's Anatomy set
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: for 12 hours.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah. 12, maybe even more.
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: 18 hours.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: But, you know, again, like only a few people, even
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: the big stars can like pop like that. Right. And, and,
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: and do well with it. And then other people after
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: the year is up.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: They're like, the network is like, okay, well you didn't
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: work out. We lost, you know.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: Paying, we paid you 4 million and that was a
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: big waste. So goodbye. Or they're just like, I don't care.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: I'm dreading every Thursday.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: Leave me alone.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: I don't want to do this.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Or come up with another concept every six months for
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: another podcast. If I have to see Freddie Prinze Jr.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: throwing another concept at the wall, it's me. I'm talking
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: about wrestling now.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: When Julian Arancic and Bill Arancic are like, big announcement.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: Guess what it's going to be? I'm like, it's a podcast.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: We know what it is.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: It's not you launching a clothing line. It's not you
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: doing a TV show. It's not a Hallmark movie. It's,
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: We're not going to hold back.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: We're going to tell it like it is.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: I'm going to talk about this one snoring.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: Nothing's off limits.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: Nothing's off limits.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: You've got to hear the way she is in the morning.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: You're going to hear it.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: Okay, I wear a face mask at night. It's a
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: red light. He doesn't like it because we fuck every night.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: I feel like I'm sleeping with an alien sometimes. These
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: are the kind of things you're going to hear. It's real.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: We're not going to hold back. And that's why we
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: have to get Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelo.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, the things they could talk about.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: They're a sexy couple that also don't always get along.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: Stop it.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: So much fun. Tune in on all the places you
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: listen to podcasts.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: You actually did an incredible Bill Ramsey impression.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: Literally, you morphed into him right there.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you. I forgot what he looks like, but
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: wasn't he an apprentice or something?
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: He was in The Apprentice, and then they had the
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: reality show for years on E! They have a ton
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: of restaurants and stuff. They do well, but not well
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: enough that they could not do a podcast. They had
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: to do a podcast. But also, I think couples think
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: that We've been married so long, which is a flex.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: By the way, today is my 26th wedding anniversary.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: For real? For real. Oh, really? I'm glad I could
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: be here for it.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: Also, my post for today's show.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: And where's Peter on your 26th wedding? What are you
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: guys doing?
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, honestly, he is at Trader Joe's, which is
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: pretty great. Oh, really? Yeah. I told him, I'm like,
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: don't buy so many packaged salads and stuff. I'm going
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: to make my own salad. I came across... This is
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: a lot of calories. This isn't stuff I never realized.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: So I'm going to just be making my own salads.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: And so that's exciting.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is exciting.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: And also on my grid is like a great photo
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: of Matt Murphy and I from my party last year
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: because he was on my show for Juicy Crimes. Yeah.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: And then tomorrow it'll be like you and me looking cute.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: And I don't even know if I want to do
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: a whole thing.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: Should I?
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe. Yeah.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: But anyway, I think a couple goes... This is what
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: I think. I think couples that are in Hollywood that
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: don't have a podcast yet are like, I can't believe
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: we made it to like whatever. 17 years at such
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: a flex.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: And we should do this together and people will think
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: we're so fun and great. And I would say....
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: The reason you made it to 17 years is because
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: you're not doing a podcast together.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: Absolutely. Don't you dare do that. That'll be the end
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: of it. We'll make 18.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: I came across this thing where it's, you know, all
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: these people, all these lines, whether it's L.A. or New York.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: Where people wait in line like two and a half
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: hours for a Greek yogurt.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: Bagels.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: Or, you know, a chicken Caesar wrap.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: And it's all because they film it for, they're all influencers.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: Like every, that's the only, like none of these people
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: have a regular job in New York. And there's all
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: these other places don't have lines. And I'm like, you're
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: just standing there looking at your phone by yourself for
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: one and a half hours.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: I can't... This influencer world that we are now living in,
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: nothing unnerves me more. I was down on, like I said,
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: Laguna Beach at the montage. And the full photo shoots
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: that these people are doing, I mean... I'm not kidding.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Not two, 25 people. Full photo shoots. I don't know
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: if it's the husband who's doing the pictures. They're in
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: full outfits. They've got that thing that shines the light.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: It's insanity. All for what? I just can't. I see
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: a line somewhere. I'm like, I'm out on that.
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: I'm out on that.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: No line anywhere.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very weird. I don't get it. And then
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: this other guy, Stephen Bartlett, he kind of went viral.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: He has a podcast called Diary of a CEO. And
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: he said, I had two glasses of wine and it
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: ruined me for three days because he's only 30, but
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: he does all the... you know, thing about wellness, checking
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: your sleep, doing that. When I watch these also videos
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: of someone being like, get ready with me. You know,
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: they wake up at four 30 and they're young. They're
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: like in their thirties and they take off their mouth
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: tape and they take off this and they take all,
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: they have all these contraptions on their face. Like must've
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: been the worst night's sleep ever. And then they put
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: their face in a hot and cold ice thing. Then
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: they drink this. They do this elixir. They do that.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: They do this serum. Then they do the gua sha
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: to shape their face. Then they do this. Then they
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: do a red light. Then they, you know, make a coffee.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: It's like finally by 7 a.m., like then their kid
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: wakes up. And I'm like, just fucking wash your face,
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: put some sunscreen on, and get Botox. Yeah. And enjoy
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: your life.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: This is too much. A little bit.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: It's too much. I don't even know where to begin.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: I'm like, am I supposed to be taking... They said
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: Kim Kardashian takes 30 vitamins. I'm like, I don't know.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: I saw that.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: Do I want to live till I'm 100? I don't
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: think I do.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: I don't think anybody lives to 100 anyway. You know
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: who was here who lived to 100? Remember they used
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: to do the thing on the Today Show? It was
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: Willard Scott. Remember? And he'd go, hey, now we got
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: Susan Jones out of Nebraska. She's going to be 101.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: And she says the secret to her, the secret to
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: her was she has a scotch every day.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: Remember? And it was always though you never saw one
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: of those 101, 102 year old people ever was like something.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: Because I'm like, if you're doing 29 steps and you
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: have a 29 step, and I also think it's really
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: weird that that's like what. like now like 10 year
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: old birthday parties are like, they're getting, uh, you know,
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: spa treatments and like they're, they have a 10 step
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: skin routine and stuff. I'm like, why would you want
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: to start that already? I'm just kind of like, we've
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: gone to a lot of them.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: We've gone to a lot of like full on. It's,
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: they have a, like buildings for it. Like these pretty
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: get pretty princess or whatever. And you go in and
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: it's a full, you get a silk robe and then
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: you put on all the stuff. And, and then as the,
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: at the end they do like a, like a, like
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: a runway.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're dressing up as princesses.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, some.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Other ones, I mean, sometimes the runway show, I'm like,
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: what are we, on Epstein's Island? What the hell's going on?
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: What the hell's going on over here? Bikinis and shit.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, I think we got it. Let's go, honey.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: We're leaving. Get your goodie bag. We're leaving.
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: My daughter's got pumps on and a thong. Okay, she's six.
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: That's why I was so happy that Drake was born
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: October 29th. Cause I'm like, every birthday party will be Halloween.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: No goodie bag. Your goodie bag is your candy that
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: you got in the neighborhood. People be like, where's the
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: goodie bag? I'm like, no, no, I don't know. It's, but,
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: but I do think like when you do all that stuff,
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: it's just kind of like, maybe that's why you're not happy.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: Cause you're so stressed about the optimizing and everything. And I'm,
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: I don't want to open my phone anymore and hear
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: about how bad alcohol is for me. I just don't.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: Me too.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: I mean, I get it. Like curtail it, skip a day, whatever.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: But like also.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: Everything's bad for you. I mean, come on. We live
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: in everything.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: I mean, there's chemtrails or that you're on a, you know,
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: you're eating. Do you hear about the strawberries? They're like,
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: don't have strawberries. I don't even know. I mean, it's
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: just like, I just kind of like, oh, like why?
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: That's why everyone should be like, fuck it.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: Everyone should be. Fuck it. Let's drink. I mean, eat,
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: enjoy as well as you can eat.
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: Take a shot to be thin and have some fun.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Go out. I am 100%.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: Especially now it's summertime. Get out there. Enjoy your lives.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: J-Lo has a new show out.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: A new movie that looks exactly like every other movie
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: she's ever done. It's just her falling in love with...
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: Office romance. They always find the hot act, whoever the
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: hot person is at the time. This guy is the
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: writer of... you know, he's Goldberg, Goldstein, Goldstein, Brett Goldstein.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: He's the actor in it. Yeah.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: He's the actor. Yeah. Um, and he's of the moment guy. Yeah.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: So yeah.
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: Let's guess what the, uh, plot is. Remember I used
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: to do that at Chelsea lately. Heather predicts, Heather reviews
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: movies she hasn't seen yet.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: I think it's called office romance. So right away it's
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: in an office, I guess it's in.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: An office there. They are going to address that. It's
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: a problem that you're having a romance with someone you
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: work with.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: There is going to be an HR person. There's going
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: to be a lot of diversity.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: Who's the head of the office? Is it her or
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: is it him?
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: It's her, for sure. Yeah.
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: For sure. She's like a new secretary or something.
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: Do you think this new, which I would call is
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: like a dry bar movie, but for today on Netflix,
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: will it have the sound, the music behind it? do
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: like all that like goofy stuff. Yeah. Of like, you know,
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: when they're like getting stressed and, you know, walking and
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: you show the shoes and will there be a scene
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: where she's on a treadmill and then rolls out of
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: scene or we finally pass.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: I feel like we're past that. I feel like we've all,
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: we did it. We've all moved on. Julia Roberts did
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: it all already.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: Okay. He'll, he'll getting caught in a plank. Okay. We're
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: done with that.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: Um, they go moving on to something different. Here's, a new,
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: the office, other people in the office, not the two stars,
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: the other people are going to be a lot of people.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, a mix of a cast of characters.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: You got it. It is going to be where the
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: whole movie, you're going to be confused. Guy in a dress.
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: A guy wearing a skirt, which everyone, no one addresses
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: and thinks it's great. He has a big Birkin bag.
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: It's totally fine.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: That's fine. Everything's fine.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: But that's the new one. Then there's going to be
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: A character that you're not sure which way they're transitioning
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: or not.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: Okay. And their partner, there's going to be that. Yeah.
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: And no one's going to say anything or be confused
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: by it or anything. That's just going to be just.
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: And then, you know, but that, you know, you're going
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: to be wondering about it.
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: You're going to be like, wait, hold on. And then.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: Basically me at every coffee house I go into in America.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: I'm like, let me just get a.
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: Lots.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: Hey, I think that's fine.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: That's going to be in the movies. Cause you're going
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: to be like, okay. And then, um, there's going to
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: be some big, it's going to be all about some
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: big deal that's going to happen. And there's going to
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: be an element that they could make a lot of
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: money doing this AI data center thing.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: But in the end, just, just, just like, remember at
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: the end of pretty woman, um, where he's like, I'm
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: not going to sell the company. I'm going to make
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: ships instead. Ships that'll give people a lot of jobs.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: So there's going to be some good element at the
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: end where they're like, we're not going to go the
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: easy money route and sell out to high tech. Together,
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: first we hated each other, then we fucked, then we
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: acted like we hated each other again. But in the end,
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: they're going to do something good for the company That's
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: going to benefit the world and it's not going to
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: be the easy money thing.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I mean, and if, if you watch it,
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: anybody out there watches it and it sucks. I highly,
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: highly recommend devil wears Prada too in theaters. It's fantastic.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: I loved it. I went a few weeks ago. Anyway,
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: that's all I'm going to say.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: I haven't seen that or Michael Jackson. So the both,
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: I might, maybe I'll go to a movie tonight, but
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: I kind of want to see obsession.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: That looks good too.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: That movie, we just heard about, the guy's only 26.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: YouTube guy, yeah.
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: He had a budget of only $ 750.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: He's already made $ 200 million. Yeah. It's huge.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: Amazing.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: It's supposed to be great.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: I'm really excited for... That makes me feel great when
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: those type of movies do well. So, you know, poor
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: Matthew Perry, rest in peace. He had, you know... this
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: whole this whole thing happened where he died of the
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: ketamine and the assistant is now facing up to three
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: years his name's kenneth why amasa because he gave him
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: the dose or got him the drugs left him in
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: the jacuzzi went to go do some errands came back
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: found him dead but also like got rid of some
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: evidence and stuff but the one girl got 15 years
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: she's the ketamine queen and The other guy that was
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: the doctor, he got like 30 months or something. Another
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: person got like five years. I will say, in all
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: the OD cases, because he's high profile, I mean, my God,
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: his stepdad is Keith Morrison.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: These people did... There was some justice for these people.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: I'm sure people would love that if there was that
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: for other people, but... you know, the whole thing is
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: this guy was the assistant. That's going to be his defense. Yeah.
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: And he was getting paid $ 150, 000 a year, which is
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: a good-paying job. And where do the lines cross where
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: you are an enabler, you're an assistant, you're a catch-all,
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: you do everything. The guy has... A drug issue.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: It's coming from a doctor.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: Because the doctor got in trouble too.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: And I guess in this case, he's the one who
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: injected him with it. He got to the point where,
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know, some people can inject themselves. I met
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: John Belushi, he was famous for it. That woman injected him.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: So I think this guy actually injected Matthew Perry with it.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: He said something like, get me the big one, whatever
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: that means. And yeah, so there's an article in the
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: paper today About assistants and how far they should go
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: and how far they're asked to go with a bunch
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: of different things, not just this.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: Apparently they're asked to do like crazy things for certain people. And,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: you know, if they say no, they're fired, you know,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: in some cases. So they want to keep the job
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: and they're like, oh, just give Matthew Perry more ketamine.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: It's such a hard position to be in in both
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: of these worlds.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: You know, it's like, There's the assistant, you know, that then,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: you know, NDA or not, can you really trust that
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: they're not going to like tell your story or whatever? Right.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: And then, yeah. And then there's a person that's like, well,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: now where will I go? Because if I leave you,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: will I be able to get another assistant job?
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: Or will you kind of like blackball me because you
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: don't want me telling stories about this person to the,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: I remember there was a Larry David where he wanted
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: to get rid of his like assistant or secretary or whatever.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: And he was like, someone needs to, I need to
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: give her to someone else. Like I can't just fire
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: her and have her be like disgruntled. I need to
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: get her a job somewhere else to like get her
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: off my hands.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: That's funny.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: Um, the Hollywood assistant world, they've always were trying to
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: do a show about assistants.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: And like what that would be like a scripted show.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: I think it would have to be scripted because no
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: one would want.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: To be right. It's too hard.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: No one would want to be on it.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: Um, Hayden Penetary.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: Um, she's got a book coming out. Yes.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: She has a book out and there's been a few,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: I was like, I'm seeing all these articles and I'm like, okay,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: what is going on with her? So she was a,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: an actress, uh, But there were a few. So I
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: was like, what are the bombshells? One was she was
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: on a yacht, thought she was going to have a
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: fun yacht day. And someone she trusted brought her down
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: to like one of the rooms and like put her
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: in a bed with like a naked older guy. And
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: somehow she.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: A celebrity they said.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And somehow.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: A-lister was what I read. Whatever that.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And then she somehow got out of it and
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: like hid in a small room until they docked. And
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: then that changed her view of Hollywood.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: This yacht trip. And then there was another time where
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: she was a, um, some guy in a set of
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: heroes or something. An executive producer tried to kiss her
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: at like a holiday party. And then there was another
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: one where there was an Oscar guy who, um, said,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: is there gum on my jeans? And she looked down
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: and is just as balls were outside of his zipper.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: And visually, That's horrific.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: How do you get your balls and not the dick
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: part out?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: It depends. I mean, some people have longer balls than others,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: I would imagine. But I think it was a prank
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: back in the old days when people used to go
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: because it looks like gum.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: And boys used to do it to other boys. Gum.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: I had forgotten all about that until somebody told me.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: That's what it was. I thought they were actually talking
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: about gums.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: I remember during the beginning before there was, you know
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: how there were like two rounds of me too.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: There was like a me too. Pre 2015 that happened.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: And then a me too.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: Who went down to that was like Spacey. Was that
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: Spacey first or.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: I kind of feel. And then there was like, you know,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: then there was Matt Lauer.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: And then Weinstein was really where it then started again. Yeah.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: But.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: Or maybe it was just about stuff in the writer's
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: room or whatever. But there was a writer, and it's
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: just coming to me now, so I can't think of
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: her name, who had a story. I either read it
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: or they told me personally. But they were in a
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: writer's room and they were like the only girl.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: And it's.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: So awful. And they're just like doing like comedy writing, whatever.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: And it was like one of the guys just like
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: laid his dick on their shoulder.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: And it was like tapped her and she had to
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: like go over and it was just like a dick
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: and they all laughed. And then it was like, well,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: now what do I do? Like, I don't want to
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: leave this high paying hit show that I'm writing on.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: I don't want a dick on my shoulder anymore.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: It's so, that mentality, whatever bro mentality that is, it's
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: so strange to me.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: I mean, honestly, that SNL viral song, Dick in a Box,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: is basically that. It came from a writer that just
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: thinks it's funny that a dick, like a dick in
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: a box, you open a box and a dick that
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: you didn't ask for is there.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: You know, and the same thing, like you shouldn't ask
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: for this dick to be on your shoulder.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: It was like that dick bit like in a box
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: or in a popcorn thing. was the premise for every
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: movie I saw in the 80s. They went to the
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: movies with a girl, put their dick in the popcorn.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: It was in like five different movies.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, and then she keeps grabbing for it?
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: Yes, and then the dick's in there. It was in Porky's.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: It was in like nine movies. Just different times. Because
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: they're writing them all.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: Different times, everybody. They were writing them all.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: And they just think that we would think that's okay.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: But then when you see it so much, it does
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: make you think, oh, no, it's okay.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: I would never, I'm not saying I'm a saint or anything,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: but I would never even begin to think of doing
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: something like that. I don't know.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: It's wild to me. Also talked about how she had
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: a really bad alcohol problem, to the point where she
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: had liver issues. And then she willingly let her daughter
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: be raised by the husband. And now she's bisexual. Bisexual.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: And her husband is a very famous boxer, right?
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: And then she's like, finally I realized I was bisexual
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: and I'm so happy to finally say it. Yeah.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: That's the way to go in the end.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: I feel like, I mean, yeah, bisexual is the best
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: because it's like, here I am. You can't hold me
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: to anything.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: I don't, I'm not leaving the hetero world and I'm not, I,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: and then if I go back to the hetero world
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: with a dude, You can't say, like, I abandon the movement.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: Because I'm just bi.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. Well, good.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: I think there's more women that would just like to
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: come out as asexual after they're married. They're like, actually,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: I'm asexual, and I won't ever have sex with you.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: This clavicle.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: Clavicular. Clavicular. She's my favorite. I am a look smaxer.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: So he's only 20 and he started this thing again,
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: like the optimizer. Is this like where you're supposed to
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: do like jaw exercises and stuff or what?
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: He actually hits himself in the face with a hammer
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: to like chip away and make his jaw more defined.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: Do you think it works? Because I mean, there's so
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: many things that are like lifting. Look, look at my face.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: I lifted it up and I've done it before. I've
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: had things and I do feel like does it look
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: kind of better or is it really making a difference
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: or is it making a difference for like six hours?
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know either. I mean, I feel when you're 20,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: I feel like that's, you could shape your face. Um,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: your face is already shaped anyway.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: So he was out with his friends and there were
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: alligators around and there was a dead alligator, but they
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: shot the dead alligator anyway. And that is a crime. Yeah.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: And so he then went to the judge and, um,
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: the judge is, is extremely good looking. Yeah.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: He's like better looking. Yeah.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah. He has like a perfect face and why is that? Oh,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: here it is. Okay. Um, and so they made teams.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: He kind of made a funny thing about that because
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: it was all the analysis, like his hairline to where
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: his bro is. That's the perfect, uh, forehead, um, The nose,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: the eye spatial.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: Now, are you familiar with what this is? Yeah. This
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: is called mogging.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: You're being... Drake, it is. It's called mogging. So when
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: a good-looking person goes next to another good-looking person in
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: a picture, and then the comment's underneath, one of the
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: people will be mogged. Okay?
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: Meaning one is better looking.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: Than the other.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: And then the people in the comments will be like,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: his jawline's better than the other guy. So if you
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: have the poorer jawline, you're being mogged. So this guy,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: the judge and clavicular is the one who came up
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: with all this bullshit.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: So this guy mogged clavicular right to his face while
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: on trial.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: Well, he did pretty well. Cause it's like, he just
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: got like a probation and it could actually be removed
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: from his hold.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: But shooting at the alligator, remember.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: When shooting at lobsters?
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: Something, it was like a bitch Chelsea was doing or something. Yeah.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: No, I do think there's actual people that like shoot
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: at fish to kill it. Well, yeah. That's a real thing, right?
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: I think so, but.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: Versus just fishing.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do believe that there is something to that. Sure.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: I'm not, that's a world I don't know at all,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: but I've heard that. Some people throw dynamite into the lake, too,
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: and all the dead fish come up, and then they
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: eat them.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: Well, you know, it's shark, shark summer.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, is that right?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: They said get ready.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: And bears and sharks? Oh, my God.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: On both coasts.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: Really? Those are ticks, too, a lot of ticks. It's
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: going to be a pretty big tick summer.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: This is a good episode. People are learning a lot.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: So the sharks, they said, because of the warmer weather
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: and the water- That's what I don't get. They said
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: because the water's getting warmer, they come closer to shore,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: but why would they? Isn't the water always warmer closest
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: to shore?
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: Probably.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: Anyway, they do. And there's a lot of them, and
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: they're eating seals, and there was a drone shot, and
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: there was blood everywhere, but it was a seal. And
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: now they have this thing called Lulu's Law, which is
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: like a.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: Megan's Law or not a Megan's Law like an Amber
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: Alert but for sharks so because there's been times where
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: a shark will bite someone or kill someone or whatever
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: attacks one and now they'll be able to put out
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: a notice to everybody that's on the beach in the
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: next whatever five miles saying beware get out there's a
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: shark that's eating people and this poor girl Lulu got
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: her leg and her arm removed from a shark that
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: had already attacked someone else. So that's why it's called
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: Lulu's law.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: That's good law.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: And they, um, I just think I'm coming to a
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: point in my life. I love swimming in the ocean.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: I really do. I don't really swim in like LA ocean,
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: but like.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: When you're out on vacation. Hawaii or whatever, a lot
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: of people get eaten by sharks. So they get stuck
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: in like a turmoil.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: I think it happens a lot less than you're, you're,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: you're letting off.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: Anyway, I just.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: Feel that I have done all these things I have
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: gone scuba diving and not died I have gone snorkeling
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: I have gone zip lining I've gone on a horse
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: and not become a quadriplegic and it's like You done it, girl.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: You lived a full life.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: You don't need to do it again.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: Is there anything that you have on the bucket list
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: or whatever they say that you want to do one
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: more time?
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: Well, you were talking about what's summer travel.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, summer travel.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: So summer travel, I follow a lot of travel people.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: I follow these two girls, Chic Stay.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: And I don't know what they look like or anything
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: because they just do the voiceover that's like so lovely.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: Got it.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: And they're staying at nice places. Yes.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: And here's a perfect itinerary that we just booked for
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: three days in Capri.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: We go here and here. First, you're going to wake
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: up and get your latte at this place. Then you're
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: going to go to.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: And I just go, oh, my God. And it gives
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: me sort of some anxiety because I don't have any plans.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: You don't?
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: I don't have any plans. And I'm like, time is
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: running out.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: You're better.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: The world is ending.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: I'm going to get eaten by a shark. And like,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: I got to go.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: So what'd you do?
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: I got to go. I'm going to start making some plans,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: but I feel like.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: It's Memorial Day. It's already the summer.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: I don't know. That's what's stressful.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is. You waited a little too long. I mean,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: I'm sure you could probably still get something, but.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm also extremely happy just staying in my neighborhood.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: That's nice, too.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 3: I mean, we do have beautiful weather here.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: And that's never going to change. Well, of course, it
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: will be.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: It's going to get pretty warm.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: But I'm saying like, oh, I like it here, you know.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 4: But.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: that's, I don't know. Like, and then it's hard. Do
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: you want to do a yacht thing? Do you want
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: to just stay at a hotel? Do you really, do
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: you want to make sure that you actually see something
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: like a real museum? Do you, do I need to
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: go fly so far away if I'm just going to
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: be like frolicking on the beach?
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: Could I frolic on another beach that's closer?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: So then I have stress about that.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: I'm with you on all of these.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: I mean, of course, it's, you know, I'm a very
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: lucky person to have this kind of, but it really does. Right.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: And then just seeing everyone else's great time and seeing
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: someone who's like 28 that's like, you know what? Every
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: time I go to Italy, I lose weight and feel better.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: I'm like, how many times have you gone to Italy, bitch?
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: I've gone once in my whole life.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: But you're at the point now where your kids are
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: older and you could go on vacation where you don't
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: have to like, I'm an arm.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: What about the fucking Juicy Scoop?
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, people don't wait.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: They won't.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: They lose their fucking mind. You take like one week off. Like,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: what happened? You can go one week without hearing about
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: the fucking girl's ringworm in her throat. Yeah, but it's
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: one of those things where I now have to be,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: every vacation is just constant pool. They never, my daughter
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: gets in that fucking pool at seven o'clock in the
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: morning and never gets out. If there's a body of
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: water anywhere, On our vacation, whether it be a river,
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: a fucking dirty creek, ocean, pool, we are in it
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: all fucking day. That's it.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: Well, I personally vibe with her because I remember going
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: on a Hawaii trip. First time we ever went to Hawaii.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: When you were a child. Yes.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: I was like 12 and my sister was 14 or something.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: And it was December and we went and my parents
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: had asked every single person in the valley, every client
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: they had, where should we go in Hawaii? We went
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: to three islands. So we lost all these days because
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: each day, you know, my dad was like, you know,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: we have to get to the airport even though it's
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 3: like a jumper plane. We have to get to the
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: airport like three hours before. We have to pack the bags.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: You know, we did it. And then it was like,
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: we have to go to Pearl Harbor, which, you know,
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: was good. But then he like, kept missing the off
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: ramp and my mom was like, but he's like, fuck it.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: And then the next day we had to go back
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: to Pearl Harbor. So we lost like a whole day.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: Then we had to go to the Polynesian Culture Center.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: Then we had to go like, and I remember on
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: actual Christmas, we were in Maui, you know, and the
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: little pool had like a water slide or something. And
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: it was beautiful weather that day. Cause it kind of
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: rained a lot too, which bummed me out. And, um,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: and my sister and I would just watch the video,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: the hotel video over and over again. Cause there was
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: like no other TV. And my dad thought it was
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: so funny. Cause I'd memorized it with this lady was like,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: this is what they call moos. And like, they were
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: like a movie. And then it was like, sailing, take
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: me home. We would do the whole thing. He'd be like,
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: do the commercial again. I'd just be like performing for them. Anyway,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: so one day it was sunny and that day we
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: didn't have to go anywhere and we could just enjoy
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: the pool. And get the pina coladas. And I said,
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: one day when I'm old enough and rich enough to
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: go on a vacation, I'm going to stay on the
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: lounge chair.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 4: That's it.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: At the hotel. I'm going to enjoy the pool. I'm
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: going to enjoy the beach.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: Right. I'm with you on that. That's what I want.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: I don't want to do anything. I don't need the museum.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: I don't want, I don't need it.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: But then when I do do something like that, like
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: I said, I went to Pompeii and I loved it.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: Like I do think there's some stuff that I want
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: to do.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: Like, but I, when I went to Rome, I didn't
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: even go to the Vatican.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, you know, you're doing other things. You'll
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: get back.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: Will I, though?
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I was trying to make you feel better.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: Where are you going?
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: We have a house in Montauk.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: So you're doing that like you always do? Yeah. A
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: same house or a different house?
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: A different house, actually, which I'm kind of excited about.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: We did all we could do at the other one.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: So I'm excited about a different house. Yeah. But I'm
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: just a dad who follows my kid around. So, yeah.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: It's not like I'm going out to clubs or anything.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: Those days are over.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Not that there's any of that anyway, but it
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: is like a scene now more than ever.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: Which is both bad and good.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: Is it bad? Yeah.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's only on Friday and Saturday, like during
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: the week.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 3: I was watching the summer house and they all had
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: a full day party. OK, then they it's like everyone leaves,
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: all the extras leave or whatever they are. And then
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: they're like, are we going out? And then they go
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: out at like 11 at night.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 3: And party till two. And I'm like, oh, that happens
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 3: at the beach? I would have thought, even though it's
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: young people, that it kind of, I didn't know that
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: it was still, it made me happy to think that
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 3: there's still a real nightlife.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: There is out there.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, they just announced it, I think, 4th of July,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: on July 4th, Snoop Dogg's performing in Montauk at Surf Lodge.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: Surf Lodge.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: Now, can you get into there?
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: I have no desire to go there. I mean, I
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: could probably pull a string or two.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: I mean, Snoop Dogg is from our generation.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: I know, but also I feel like he's going to
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: really half-ass it through three songs and get back on his,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: you know, head back to New York City.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, I say yes, but that
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: probably starts at like 11.30 and I'm like, I'm out
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: on that.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: 11.30 at night. Yeah. Finally the good person comes out. Yeah.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 3: I don't know how I can get back into going
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: out late at night anymore.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: I went a couple of years ago. To go see,
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: Vanilla Ice was performing in Montauk.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: Okay? And everybody, the place was packed, this bar in Montauk.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: Vanilla Ice was going to go on. And you remember
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: that he had a song from Ninja Turtles. Ice Baby.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: He had a song from Ninja Turtles. It was one
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: of his other big hits.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: So they had a bunch of little people dressed like
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: turtles in the bar. They were going to do a
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: whole show when Vanilla Ice showed up.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: So they had little people dressed like turtles.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: About 10 of them. Anyway, Vanell Ice never made it.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: He never showed up. It's a long way from New
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: York City, and he said, I'm not coming. So they
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: got on a microphone and said, Vanell Ice won't be coming.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: And are the little people still have the turtles on
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 3: their back?
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: The little outfits?
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: They had the whole outfit on. They were dressed like turtles.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: Did they have green on their faces?
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. They were turtles.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: They were dressed like turtles. So they decided, well, the
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: gig's over. We're not doing the gig, so let's just
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: have some drinks. And they all had a lot of drinks.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: And they get drunk because they're like, it's like a kid.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 3: They have a smaller body. I mean, they're adults, so
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: they build up a resistance. But I remember when I
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: told you that we went, do you know what I'm
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: going to tell you, the story I'm going to tell you?
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: I think so. I think so. We used to work
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: with a little person, so we had a lot of running.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: Well, he was sober.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm saying that we had to do a
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: lot of different things with other little people.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'd hire little people. Well, the first time I
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: got invited to Lisa Vanderpump's, dog gala.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: Vanderpump dog gala. Peter and I went and, um, we
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 3: were seated at a table and there were a lot
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: of people I knew there. So I was bouncing around
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: talking to Lance Bass and seeing other people, Mario Lopez
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: that I knew and stuff. And at our table were
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: these two little women. They were from the show little
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: women on TLC. They were a mother daughter.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: Got it.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 3: And, um, Peter's like, I come back. He's like, Oh
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: my God. Like what, what are you doing? Just leaving
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 3: me here. And normally he never cares if I leave him,
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: he'll talk to somebody, whatever. But the little people he
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: was with, one of them got so drunk that she
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: puked in her purse at the table.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 2: Oh no.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: Really? And then proceeded like she did a puke and rally. Yeah.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: She proceeded to have another drink cause it was free.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: And like, have her second course and just keep going.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: And he's like, I'm going to throw up. He's like,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 3: I cannot, like we have got to like go.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: Well, I, I mean, that's what I saw. I saw,
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: but they were in turtle costumes and they were like hammered,
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: barely standing up. So that, I mean, it was literally
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: like on their backs at the end of the night
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: in turtle costumes.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: You could like spin them. Yeah.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: Like I saw that.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 3: People always get, I remember I went to a holiday
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: party about three years ago, and they had little people because,
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: you know, elves or whatever.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: Elves, yeah.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 3: And they're like, oh, my God. You know, people are like,
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: you better not take a photo with them. You better
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: not post a photo with them. You'll look like, you know, whatever.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: Like a plantation owner or something.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: I'm like, well.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: They're making money at this party and this is a
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: time that these little people, if they're actors, now some
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 3: little people are doctors and lawyers and everything else, but
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: if you're an actor little person and you do holiday
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: parties on the side, you want to be hired. It's
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 3: kind of like, why are we taking this opportunity away?
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 3: This is not appropriation. I'm not getting on my knees
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: and acting like a little person and taking a role away.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: They're the little people.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: Strangely enough, go back to Chewy, who was on Chelsea Lately.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: The only reason Chewy got the job, basically, in a
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: weird way, was because I used to work on the
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: other show before Chelsea Lately, the Chelsea Handler show. And
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: we were going to hire an assistant to be her assistant.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 3: Like for a sketch.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: So we needed a little person.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: That was our joke. And we got a guy named
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: Little Prince Selwyn. He got the part. Yeah. And he
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: was going to be the guy. And last minute, he said...
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: I got a job as an elf in a Radio
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: Shack commercial, so I'm out. And we wound up getting
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: Chewy instead. And now he went on to become Chewy.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: And you know, sometimes an opportunity like that comes and
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: it leads, you never know. Yeah. I think that would
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: be pretty awful for that guy.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: I mean, what was his life like for the next
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 3: seven years every time? He'd see an E thing or
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: a billboard and he's like, I can't believe I chose
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: the wrong thing.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: The Radio Shack commercial.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 3: Now, maybe he wouldn't have lasted the seven years.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: Maybe they wouldn't have hit it all. No, because we
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: used him in other things and he wasn't half of
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: what Chewie was.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: But still, he was the first. Yeah.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: Chewie had a pretty good, he was good at what
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: he did.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: Of like, you know, choosing. There's been a few things
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: like that in this business where it's like, Oh, my God.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: Like there was a job right when I was going
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 3: out right before Chelsea Lately, a job on like BET,
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: like a BET comedy show. And I was up for that.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: And I was really bummed I didn't get it. And
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 3: I always thought, what if I'd gotten that, then had
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 3: to turn down Chelsea Lately and then never like got back.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: In the thing. That's the way I look at my
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: lost passport. You know, it happened for a reason. Who
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: knows what would have, maybe would have drowned in Cabo.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: Who knows?
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: Was there anything? So then when you're trying to make
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: lemonade out of it.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: You're trying to make lemonade. Were you like, well, I'm
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: glad we don't have to get on a plane. Well,
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 3: I'm glad we don't have to go through customs. Was
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 3: part of you hoping to open the weather for Cabo
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: and see that there was a hurricane?
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That's like what would have made it.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: I mean, anyone, Sarah and John had died.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't want them to have a bad time.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody else could have died. That's fine.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 3: Not died, but like.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: Here's the thing. If there wasn't another couple that you're
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: close to that you were going to join and have
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 3: fun with, if it was just the two of you
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 3: going to the hotel and you lost the password, then
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 3: you're definitely hoping for finding out cartel invaded the hotel.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 3: There was a shark attack.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: Unfortunately, none of that happened. It was a perfect weekend
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 2: and everybody had a great time. But I was down
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: on Laguna Beach, which I got to see a little
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: of that. I'd never been there before. So I got
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: to see the weird.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 3: uh, like art galleries.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: And fuck all that. No, I went to like some
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: place called the doc. Cause I heard it was like a,
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: you know, the scene. Oh yeah. So I got to
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: see like Laguna beach scene, which is a bunch of
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: people trying to fuck each other, but it's like 40,
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: a bunch of 52 year old people trying to fuck
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: each other.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 3: Which was fun to watch. I would say the people watch. Oh,
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: it was great in Newport Laguna at a sceney place.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: That's what this was.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 3: Such a good time.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, it was amazing. My wife and I were sitting
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: there loving it.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 3: Because there's a lot of older dudes.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 3: That are douche. That are looking for the third wife.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: They say it. We were listening. We were overhearing some
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: of it.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: And that's exactly what they're saying. You know, this wife
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: hates me. That one hates me. My kids hate that wife.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: But now I'm here on a Saturday.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 3: And then the girls are like looking for a daddy. Yeah.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: They were all of the same age. There was no
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: like young. Oh, okay.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: Seemed like that scene. Yeah. You know, it was fun.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 3: I love it. I love it down there. Yeah. But
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 3: it gets gloomy. It's like gloomy to like July a
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 3: little bit. Yeah. Or it breaks out later in the day.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 3: So I like it like hot and fun. Well, Chris,
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 3: I'm so glad your marriage made it.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: Me too.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 3: I know you're going to find it. And I need
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 3: you to tell me where you find it. I will.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 3: If I do. It is going to be in some
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: pocket or some extra piece of luggage or something that
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 3: you didn't think.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I can't tell you how thorough.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: But I'm telling you, I don't think it's gone.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 3: I just don't think it's gone. All right.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: Well, I'll let you know.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: Because I think if you would have left it in
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 3: a hotel, if you would have left it in a rent-a-car...
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 3: they would have called you.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but passports are weird. You know, people want them
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: for different reasons. So I, you know, I don't, maybe
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 2: there was that. I don't know. I don't know.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, when is the new one coming?
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: I'm in the process, you know. We're going to get
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: it pretty quickly, I think. I don't have any international
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: travel coming, so I'm good. I just have Nashville Zanies
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: coming up this weekend. Nashville Zanies this Friday and Saturday night.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: I'm in Nashville, Tennessee. Nashville Zanies in the lab. The
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 2: little room on the side. The lab. So come on
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: down to that.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 3: Very, very fun. Are you going to do anything fun
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 3: in the day?
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 2: I love Nashville so much. I can't wait. So I'm
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: excited about that. Nashville Zanies. Stay in the little condo
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: that they have behind it. It's always a good time.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: Funny Bone, Columbus, Ohio. Columbus, Ohio, my only time in
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: Ohio this year. Columbus, Thursday, June 4th. That's where I'm going.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: Then I'm going to see No Doubt in Las Vegas.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, great.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: You did it, right?
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: Then I'm in Cap City, Austin, Texas. Austin, Texas, the
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: 11th of June. Fort Worth, Texas, the 12th and 13th
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 2: of June. Hyenas.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: And you're going to drive.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: I think I'm going to drive from place to place.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 3: Remember we screwed up last year.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: And then I'm in Mohican Sun. Comics in Mohican Sun.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: In Unkinsville. What is that? Connecticut? Connecticut. 25th, 26th, 27th
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: of June. Frangelo.fun has everything. The podcast will go all
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: cover to cover. And come out and see me live.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 3: Absolutely. Everyone that sees Chris, they're always in the Juicy Scoop.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: One more thing. Oh my God. One more thing. I
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: brought a summer hat to show you.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, please do.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: Because every year I bring something to show off my
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 2: summer look.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 3: Right now your hair is a great length.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: Is it perfect?
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 3: It's pretty cute. Yeah. and let's see it. Now you're
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 3: entering a new decade of life.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: I'm entering a new decade, I know, shockingly. 60 years old.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 3: You look amazing.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, whatever. Okay.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: Why are we doing this?
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: You're going to see. It's a whole thing. Are you ready?
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 3: He's got a bandana, everybody.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: I know, but here's what.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 2: I'm showing you a look for the summer. This is
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: for everybody.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 3: Okay. Everyone can steal this look. This works for everyone.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 2: You can steal a look. Okay. This is going to
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 2: be the look that everyone's going for this year.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: They're everywhere. Okay. Now, not just me. They're everywhere.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 3: Okay. Okay.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 2: This is first.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 3: Okay. Ready?
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: There's more.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 4: Hold on.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: Now, I'm going to give you two.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 3: Okay. Okay.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: Hold on.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 2: Now, go ahead. First one.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 3: Now, the shape of these glasses.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: I'm not married to these.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 3: Okay. Everybody has those. A lot of women have them.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 3: They wear them all day long. Okay. I have not
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 3: gotten on that wagon. I would like to see how
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 3: they look on me.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, absolutely. Because I feel like it's... I think they
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 2: look great.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 3: Really? Yeah. All right. I mean, they are like the
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 3: more in style. I still stick with my look. I
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 3: don't change my hair. I don't change my glasses.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 3: Okay. Okay.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, now this is just another eyeglass look because these
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: were rejected.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: Those are always good. Let me see the hip ones
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 3: on again.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: My wife rejected these in Laguna Beach. She said, no,
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: that's too much. You're too much.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 3: Can I see the glasses without the hat?
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, of course. That's a whole different thing. But
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 2: I got to wear a hat now.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 3: Okay, I will say. You don't want to get skin cancer.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 3: I will say with the hat, I don't like the
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 3: hipster glasses.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: Got it.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 3: Without the hat, I think the hipster glasses are a
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 3: cool different look.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 3: Those are better.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 3: I still feel like the hat like curls up too much.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: That's part of the look.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 3: I know that's the look.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 2: It's part of the look. Because if it goes down.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 3: How much was the hat?
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 2: Then you're a different guy.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 3: Then you're a woman. Yeah.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 2: Then you're. Exactly. Now I'm Martha Stewart. The thing is
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 2: you want to look as much like Cracker Jack as possible.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: I'm kind of kidding with this, but I'm not.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 3: I don't think that looks bad, that little handkerchief thing. First,
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 3: when you came out, I thought you were doing colors.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 3: It was like a gang member.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. You do it like this. Okay. What
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: a day, huh?
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: Having fun?
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, because it's so hot.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: This would be me if I was on Summer House.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: Hey, man, we're all going to go out after this.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 3: Sometimes these looks, I'm just like, like the giant jeans,
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 3: the giant jeans on a girl only looks good.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 3: If you have the flattest, skinniest, tiniest waist.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 3: And you have to show that up.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 3: Otherwise.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 3: You'll just look like a giant person. Yeah. There's just
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 3: these looks that I'm like, I'm just going to wait
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 3: for that to like go out of style or come
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 3: back or whatever. Um, All right, I like it.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: Thank you. All right, that's it.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 3: I think we're okay with this.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 3: Does the wife like the hat?
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 2: She likes the hat.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 2: She likes the hat. You know, it's not her favorite,
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: but I have to wear hats, you know? Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: everyone has to wear hats now. That's what they tell you.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: Everything that was fun 20 years ago is now killing you.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 3: You mean the sun?
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 2: The sun, yeah.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 2: Everything, drinking, the sun, everything, everything that was fun, fucking,
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 2: everything is going to kill you.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 3: Giving porn stars blowjobs to get ringworm in your throat.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 3: Then you have to talk about it on a podcast. Yeah,
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 3: like that's what I was saying about Khloe Kardashian.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 3: So she has a podcast.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 4: Of course.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 3: And, you know, she does very well on it and
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 3: thought she was being vulnerable and telling a parenting moment.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 3: But she said that her three-year-old son, who's very cute,
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 3: they got invited to her best friend's son's kindergarten party.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 3: It sounded like it might have been at the patio
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 3: in Casalita.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 3: Where my Juicy Scoop cocktail is still there. Anyway, so
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 3: he said, I don't want to go to this party today.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 3: He's three. And she's like, you got to go. It's
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 3: whatever the little boy's name is. And he goes, well,
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 3: if I go, I'm not going to be good. And
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 3: she was like, whatever. So she takes him there. And
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 3: from the moment he gets there, it's like she said,
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 3: it's like the Tasmanian devil. He's running around. He's trying
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 3: to ruin the balloon display and, you know, almost ran
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 3: to the cake. She blocked him. She had like, you know,
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 3: three other kids with her, you know. And so she
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 3: luckily called the nanny who happened to be around. And
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 3: she was like, do you have the car seat? Just
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 3: come get him. Like, he's got to leave. And so
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 3: she's laughing about it. And she's like, well, he told
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 3: me he wasn't going to be good. He wasn't good. Well,
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 3: of course, the internet goes crazy, you know, criticizing her,
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 3: criticizing him, how rude he was, how could he try
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 3: to ruin the kindergarten party, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 3: Then Malika's like, hey, like, she did the right thing.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 3: She removed him. He's a three-year-old.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 2: He's a toddler.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 3: But what I took from the whole thing is even
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 3: though they put their kids on TV and all this
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 3: other stuff, I think people don't realize with podcasting, if
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 3: you have a minor child, you better watch the stories
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 3: you tell about them without their consent.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 3: Because now all these people think he's like a total
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 3: fucking spoiled brat who would ruin a kid's party. And
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 3: if she, I don't think she'll ever tell another unflattering
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 3: story about him. So I'm glad the lesson got learned,
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 3: but I'm like, Yeah, just would someone maybe be like,
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 3: we don't need Chloe's kids at our fancy school. Like,
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean? That was kind of thing.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 3: But I just think people run out of stories and
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 3: then they're like, they don't think about that. But I
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 3: remember when Drake was little and I went to this
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 3: parenting class and they said, if they're ever being a brat,
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 3: you like give them a warning and then you have
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 3: to leave, even if you're having a good time. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 3: You have to leave, you know, and sometimes you're having
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 3: a good time. Well, we went to a party and
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 3: he was a real dick about Thomas the train. He just, wow.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 3: Like doing this train thing. And I go, stop it.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 3: We're going to leave. We're going to leave. And then
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 3: we left. And I'm telling you, I know I'm telling you,
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 3: I could bring this up for like three years. I
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 3: could be like, remember what happened at Mikey's party or whatever.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 3: And he'd be like, okay.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 3: And he'd remember.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 3: That's my lesson.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 2: Let's see.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 3: Look, I told it, but I told it when he's
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 3: old enough. Yeah. And if he wants, you can cut
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 3: it out, Drake. You don't want people to know that you.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 2: Were a dick about Thomas the Train. My daughter's an angel.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 3: Well, Chris, you look adorable for the summer. Thank you.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 3: Thank you for the summer. And we will see you
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 3: again back here soon. See you out there. Everyone, go
• 1:35:41
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• 1:35:41
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• 1:35:42
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• 1:35:44
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• 1:35:56
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