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Ramblin' Roadtrip · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: the Silver Surfer and Pan's Labyrinth and Hocus Pocus, Falling Skies,
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  Speaker 1: and so much more. But today, you are listening to
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  Speaker 1: Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 2: This episode is rated M for Misty. Yes, that's right,
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  Speaker 2: this is a Misty episode, so it will be laced
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  Speaker 2: with profanity even more than usual. If you're not comfortable
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  Speaker 2: with this level of profanity, perhaps this isn't the episode
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  Speaker 2: for you. But we have many other episodes to choose
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  Speaker 2: from that do not feature Misty, and will probably be
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  Speaker 2: far less offensive. Okay, maybe. That having been said, on
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  Speaker 2: with the show.
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  Speaker 3: It's showtime, folks. Enjoy the show. Our nuclear reactor pumping
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  Speaker 3: out one million kilowatts of power.
• 1:24
  Speaker 4: What's up?
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  Speaker 5: Welcome to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 6: I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Misty.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, I'm Jay. And we're coming to you live via
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  Speaker 3: digital recording from the road.
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  Speaker 7: As we head out for another one of those crazy
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  Speaker 7: road trip episodes. So, we are coming back from Scarefest.
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  Speaker 4: I love Scarefest.
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  Speaker 8: What were some of the fun activities you had today, Misty?
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  Speaker 4: Just the general walking around and making fun of people.
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  Speaker 8: We would never do anything such as that.
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  Speaker 4: I am all for people who wear costumes as long
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  Speaker 4: as they fully coordinate their outfit and don't just half-ass it.
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  Speaker 4: Or if you're going to half-ass it, at least Go
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  Speaker 4: all out half-assing it. Don't half-ass it just for the
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  Speaker 4: sake of half-assing it.
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  Speaker 8: Is it going to involve footwear?
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  Speaker 4: It is going to involve footwear.
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  Speaker 8: That's your standard complaint.
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  Speaker 4: Footwear and eyewear. I'm sorry, but Maleficent did not wear glasses,
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  Speaker 4: nor did she wear flip-flops. That's just not proper villainous attire.
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  Speaker 7: So if you wear glasses, you either have to pick
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  Speaker 7: a villain who wears glasses.
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  Speaker 4: Or wear some fucking contacts.
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  Speaker 8: Or wear contacts.
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  Speaker 4: If you're a villain, you should be okay with sticking
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  Speaker 4: your finger in your eyeball.
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  Speaker 8: That or just be the Baroness.
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  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, that too. But yeah, I mean, we did
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  Speaker 4: see quite a few pretty well thought out, put together costumes.
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  Speaker 4: Some I still have no idea what they were going for,
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  Speaker 4: but maybe.
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  Speaker 9: Dubstep Cobra Commander?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm still not sure what that one's all about.
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  Speaker 7: I still feel like it was like Cobra Commander's shiny
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  Speaker 7: dome face, but he just kind of was wearing like
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  Speaker 7: a hoodie.
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  Speaker 4: It was casual.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I said it was Cobra Commander goes to the grocery,
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  Speaker 7: like just picking out snacks for the weeks for the troops.
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  Speaker 4: Or it's Cobra Commander Jr. Maybe that's his son.
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  Speaker 10: Could be.
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  Speaker 8: Could be.
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  Speaker 9: You can't tell me what to do.
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  Speaker 8: You put on a uniform.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 9: Damn these kids.
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  Speaker 4: I'm telling you, no respect.
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  Speaker 9: Sipenter makes me do anything I want.
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  Speaker 8: When you're with him, that's one thing. We have shared time.
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  Speaker 9: I'm going to go hang out with him.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, good lord. All right, but don't turn on that
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  Speaker 8: Taylor Swift again.
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  Speaker 4: I have no idea what's going on.
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  Speaker 8: But it was a scene from our movie we're writing.
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  Speaker 4: Destro knows how I feel.
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  Speaker 8: You tell that chrome dome he has no place in
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  Speaker 8: your life.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, good lords.
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  Speaker 9: He's more of a dad than you'll ever be.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, Lord, we've gotten out of control.
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  Speaker 9: It's going to be a whole podcast of us just
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  Speaker 9: going back and forth, so let's stop.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, if you guys are looking for that, email
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  Speaker 7: in and let us know, because we could probably put
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  Speaker 7: that together for you.
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  Speaker 4: It's going to be a soap opera of the life
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  Speaker 4: and times of Cobra Commander's son and their need therapy.
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  Speaker 9: What's his son's name? What would it be?
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  Speaker 4: Cobra Commander, Jr.
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  Speaker 9: That it?
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  Speaker 8: But he calls him Skippy.
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  Speaker 9: Skippy Commander Junior?
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  Speaker 4: Well, do you have any better suggestions?
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  Speaker 2: Uh, no.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, is Cobra Commander, is that his actual name?
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  Speaker 4: Or did he have like a code name?
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  Speaker 9: It was actually Frank Commander.
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  Speaker 4: Are you making this up?
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  Speaker 9: No, seriously, it's Frank Commander.
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  Speaker 4: I'm doubting you right now.
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  Speaker 9: Look it up.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 7: Cut out the card on the back of your, you know,
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  Speaker 7: blister pack. And then file it away in your G.I.
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  Speaker 7: Joe card catalog.
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  Speaker 4: We did not see anybody there officially in G.I. Joe
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  Speaker 4: gear that I'm aware of.
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  Speaker 9: No, there wasn't.
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  Speaker 4: Usually we see at least one, like, Cobra Commander or
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  Speaker 4: some variety of some, you know, at least a Baroness
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  Speaker 4: or something.
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  Speaker 5: This is the paranormal horror convention, so there were more
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  Speaker 5: clowns running around. There's nothing more paranormal than clowns. Well,
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  Speaker 5: you know. Most people are scared of clowns. I just
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  Speaker 5: don't like them.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not a big fan of them myself. At least
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  Speaker 4: they weren't doing that obnoxious thing where they run at
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  Speaker 4: you and jump up in your face. That probably would
• 6:01
  Speaker 4: have not ended well. No. No. It's for the best
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  Speaker 4: they have a no weapons policy in there, I think.
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  Speaker 4: I love going to Scarefest. It's one of my favorite
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  Speaker 4: conventions to go to. I mean, it's always got a
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  Speaker 4: good feel to it. It's never too crowded. There's always room.
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  Speaker 4: It's never too obnoxious as opposed to some conventions that
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  Speaker 4: we've gone to in the past.
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  Speaker 8: It's always really fun. It is. It's just sort of
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  Speaker 8: relaxed and kind of fun.
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  Speaker 4: I always have a nice selection of guests. I didn't
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  Speaker 4: get anybody's autograph this year, but there were a couple
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  Speaker 4: that I thought about getting. I thought about getting Angus
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  Speaker 4: Scrims before he finally does kick off because he is
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  Speaker 4: getting up there, but I'll be damned. He's canceled again
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  Speaker 4: because he's all sickly, which I feel bad for him.
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  Speaker 9: You can always get Reggie's.
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  Speaker 4: I am creeped out by Reggie. He is just.
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  Speaker 8: Don't you worry. Reggie will be there.
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  Speaker 4: He will be there to console me? Is that what
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  Speaker 4: you're trying to say?
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  Speaker 8: If you want, he'll come over to your house.
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  Speaker 9: And help out. Take you in the back hallway.
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  Speaker 4: Console me. that guy's so creepy but uh i thought
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  Speaker 4: about getting angus scrims but he canceled due to illness
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  Speaker 4: i'm not trying to talk bad about him in any
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  Speaker 4: way i understand i mean he is your grandpa he
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  Speaker 4: is my adopted grandpa and i would totally like hang
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  Speaker 4: out with him i'd hang out with him but then
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  Speaker 4: i thought about i i keep saying every time that
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  Speaker 4: chad lindbergh is there i'm like i'm totally gonna get
• 7:19
  Speaker 4: the what's his name again uh dr badass I was like,
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  Speaker 4: this time I'm going to get Dr. Badass' autograph. And
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  Speaker 4: I never do. So then I'm like, eh, 20 bucks,
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  Speaker 4: you know. I could, like, go buy some books or something.
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  Speaker 8: Which, of course, you do.
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  Speaker 4: I did. I bought $ 20 worth of books today. I'm
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  Speaker 4: pretty proud of myself. And they were at half price books.
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  Speaker 4: So I bought, like, a crap ton of books. And
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  Speaker 4: they were all, like, $ 1 or $ 2. Good times. And
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  Speaker 4: then I was going to get... Robert Mooks. Mooks? How
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  Speaker 4: do you say his... Mooks? I don't know how to
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  Speaker 4: say his last name.
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  Speaker 8: I think you went through this last time he was on.
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  Speaker 4: I probably will every time go through this. Robert Mooks.
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  Speaker 4: But he had a messy man bun instead of like
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  Speaker 4: the cute braided pigtails. Because, I mean, that's kind of
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  Speaker 4: a deal breaker for me. If he had the pigtails,
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  Speaker 4: it would have been on.
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  Speaker 7: It wasn't the crazy train wreck hair bun that Jason
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  Speaker 7: Mewes had going on a couple weeks back.
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  Speaker 4: He is always a damn train wreck. I have no
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  Speaker 4: idea what's going on with him half the time.
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  Speaker 7: His was a little tighter and more in control, but
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  Speaker 7: still not quite as adorable as the braided pigtails were
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  Speaker 7: last time.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 4: I thought I'd go over and pull him, but I
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  Speaker 4: didn't because he's way bigger than me. Did you know
• 8:25
  Speaker 4: Jason Mewes has his own line of, was it vapor juices?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's vape juice.
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  Speaker 4: It's called Mewes juice, and I want nothing to do
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  Speaker 4: with that. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 8: I've got to say I'm on board with that one. Nope,
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  Speaker 8: don't want any part in that.
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  Speaker 4: No, that just sounds gross. I want no part of
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  Speaker 4: muse juice. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 9: You don't smoke anyway, so there's no reason for you
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  Speaker 9: to vape.
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  Speaker 4: But even if I did, muse juice?
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  Speaker 8: No thank you.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, whatever.
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  Speaker 7: In our usual fashion on our trip to Lexington, we
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  Speaker 7: stopped off to get stuff. Do you want to cover
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  Speaker 7: some of the other fun things you went looking for
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  Speaker 7: and or bought?
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  Speaker 4: I mentioned that we went to Half Price Books. That's
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  Speaker 4: always exciting for me. Whenever we go to any city
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  Speaker 4: where there are Half Price Books, it's just....
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  Speaker 8: If only you could read, it would be so much
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  Speaker 8: more useful.
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  Speaker 4: I know, but I found not even one choose-your-own-adventure book today.
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  Speaker 4: No choose-your-own-adventures. I have no adventures to choose from.
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  Speaker 7: I did find you a fancy pop-up book, but it
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  Speaker 7: was in a glass case and you couldn't afford it.
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  Speaker 8: That was expensive. It was a very expensive, but it
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  Speaker 8: was old and it was like... Kittens.
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  Speaker 7: Special motion action pop-up book. I don't know exactly what
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  Speaker 7: was going on in that book, but it seemed pretty exciting.
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  Speaker 4: But there were kittens.
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  Speaker 7: Well, I still think my most impressive thing that I got...
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  Speaker 7: Was this 8x10 black and white photo here.
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  Speaker 4: It is quite snazzy. We got that from the flea market,
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  Speaker 4: or the Peddler's Mall. That did not come from the bookstore.
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  Speaker 8: Just one of our shopping outings around town today.
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  Speaker 4: The Peddler's Mall in Lexington, which is also one of
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  Speaker 4: my favorite stops. Good times.
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  Speaker 8: But, yeah, it is.
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  Speaker 7: it is of Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, and Harrison Ford.
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  Speaker 7: But it's not your standard.
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  Speaker 8: Costume on set kind of a thing. Are they at
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  Speaker 8: a diner or something? See, that's the thing. You would think.
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  Speaker 7: Because it looks kind of like it was a studio
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  Speaker 7: black and white, but looking at it, there's no studio
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  Speaker 7: label on it. It doesn't have the weird numbering system
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  Speaker 7: going on like a lot of those do. So then
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  Speaker 7: it's not like it's on set. Like you said, at
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  Speaker 7: first it does look like they're at a counter at
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  Speaker 7: a diner, but then if you look behind them, there's
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  Speaker 7: a bunch of vending machines. So I'm like, are they
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  Speaker 7: in the brick room at the studio? I don't know
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  Speaker 7: what's going on. But they're all totally in civilian gear.
• 10:41
  Speaker 7: Let's see, Mark Hamill is wearing... A fire sale t-shirt.
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  Speaker 7: I have no idea what that is. I'm not sure
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  Speaker 7: what fire sale is. I'm going to go with a band.
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  Speaker 7: He was into music back in the day. But yeah,
• 10:52
  Speaker 7: he's wearing a fire sale t-shirt. Han Solo there, scoundrel
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  Speaker 7: that he is, is drinking a Welch's. Welch's juice of
• 11:01
  Speaker 7: some sort. So he's a rebel. Here's the real rebel.
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  Speaker 7: Carrie Fisher in the middle, smoking.
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  Speaker 4: Crazy talk.
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  Speaker 8: And I'm sure.
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  Speaker 7: That's the worst vice she ever had. But I think
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  Speaker 7: we also proved the point that we made a couple
• 11:16
  Speaker 7: weeks back. As she walked by us a couple weeks ago,
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  Speaker 7: we were like, man.
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  Speaker 8: She's short. Smoking, kids. One more reason. Stay off the cigarettes.
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  Speaker 4: It makes you short and makes you wear bedazzling shoes.
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  Speaker 8: And eventually you'll get old.
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  Speaker 4: And bedazzling shoes.
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  Speaker 7: So just say no to cigarettes and you'll never get old.
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  Speaker 4: And say no to bedazzling shoes.
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  Speaker 7: It depends on how cool they are. They have those
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  Speaker 7: ones now that are tennis shoes and the whole toes
• 11:43
  Speaker 7: light up and glitter. That's pretty exciting. I saw the
• 11:46
  Speaker 7: commercial for that the other day. I was like, why
• 11:47
  Speaker 7: can't I have tennis shoes that toes light up and glitter?
• 11:50
  Speaker 4: None of those for you.
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  Speaker 2: It's not fair.
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  Speaker 7: Anyway, I'm still pretty thrilled with that photo. I have
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  Speaker 7: no idea why it was taken. It has completely nothing
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  Speaker 7: to do with anything going on related to that movie
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  Speaker 7: that they were shooting at the time. It's a very casual,
• 12:05
  Speaker 7: off-the-set kind of photo. I'm not sure how it made
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  Speaker 7: its way out into the world, but If anybody's really interested,
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  Speaker 7: email in and I'll send you a.
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  Speaker 2: Copy of it.
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  Speaker 4: It is pretty awesome. I forget what else. We already
• 12:18
  Speaker 4: left the Peddler's Mall and we ate food. So, like,
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  Speaker 4: things have happened since I bought things. So, I don't
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  Speaker 4: remember what I bought.
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  Speaker 8: You bought books.
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  Speaker 4: I bought some books.
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  Speaker 11: I did.
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  Speaker 4: And I bought some magazines. I remember that now. They're, like,
• 12:30
  Speaker 4: gossip magazines from, like, the 70s and 80s.
• 12:33
  Speaker 9: Teen gossip.
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  Speaker 4: That's my favorite kind of gossip right there. Like... One
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  Speaker 4: of them's got like Burt Reynolds and Clint Eastwood.
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  Speaker 8: Did you get that one with Burt Reynolds and the dog?
• 12:45
  Speaker 4: I did not get the one with Burt Reynolds.
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  Speaker 8: Oh man, that was the best cover of the bunch.
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  Speaker 4: He was getting ready to make out with that dog.
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  Speaker 8: That dog was already licking his face when they took
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  Speaker 8: the photo. God knows what happened after that.
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  Speaker 4: That is disgusting. If you are a people and you
• 12:56
  Speaker 4: let dogs lick your face, just stop. They lick their buttholes, people.
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  Speaker 8: Good lord.
• 13:04
  Speaker 4: They eat poop. Don't let them lick you. In the face.
• 13:09
  Speaker 8: We have a lot of public service announcements on this episode.
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  Speaker 8: I am.
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  Speaker 4: Look, I'm doing the people a service.
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  Speaker 8: The more you know.
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  Speaker 6: In case you haven't guessed, sweet little Christy McNichol isn't
• 13:24
  Speaker 6: that little anymore.
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  Speaker 8: In the night, the lights went out in Georgia.
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  Speaker 5: Girls, this is my little sister.
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  Speaker 4: This is a man.
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  Speaker 8: Maybe they can help us find a doctor to cure
• 13:35
  Speaker 8: up that nasty infection you got.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it's not dangerous or anything.
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  Speaker 8: No, no, no.
• 13:40
  Speaker 4: Hold it, girl. Now, hold it.
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  Speaker 12: Now, don't listen to this little nitwit here because she's
• 13:44
  Speaker 12: drunk and she's tired of the side.
• 13:46
  Speaker 11: Don't you ever touch this dog!
• 13:49
  Speaker 4: This dog is trained to kill!
• 13:50
  Speaker 13: You're crazier than I am, you know that?
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: Christy McNichol.
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  Speaker 10: Dennis Quaid. Mark Hamill.
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  Speaker 8: I think you've got a few things to learn.
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  Speaker 4: Are you going to teach me, Mr. State Trooper?
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  Speaker 9: I just might.
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  Speaker 2: He's got the talent. She's got the brain.
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  Speaker 5: Together, they're one mean team.
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: In the night, the lights went out in Georgia.
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  Speaker 8: I did get that book with the naked alien chick
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  Speaker 8: on it.
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  Speaker 4: The green alien butt?
• 15:09
  Speaker 8: She's green and you can see her green alien butt.
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure it's Gamora from Guardians of the Galaxy.
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  Speaker 8: I'm okay with that.
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  Speaker 4: Walking about alone, niggas.
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  Speaker 8: She is a hot piece of alien.
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  Speaker 7: Ooh, and I did get a book on the Jersey
• 15:20
  Speaker 7: Devil to go along with our ongoing cryptid festival that
• 15:24
  Speaker 7: we have here on the show.
• 15:26
  Speaker 8: And P.T.
• 15:27
  Speaker 7: Barnum and other random freaks There is a section on
• 15:31
  Speaker 7: the VG Mermaid. I was pretty excited.
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  Speaker 8: Awesome. That was most of my purchases.
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  Speaker 4: Like I said, I forgot most of what I bought.
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  Speaker 4: Books and stuff. Magazines and stuff. Wow. I got an owl.
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  Speaker 4: What owl did I buy?
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  Speaker 9: A little owl that bops back and forth like a.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I'm so excited about my little electronic owl.
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  Speaker 4: Once I get batteries in it. Once I pry the
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: old crusty batteries out of what's currently in there and...
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  Speaker 4: Hopefully it's not too incredibly nasty in there. It's starting
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  Speaker 4: new batteries and hope for new life for my owl.
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: It'll be exciting. Boyfriend bought me a shark bank for
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: my birthday that I don't know about yet.
• 16:08
  Speaker 8: You don't know about that yet?
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: I don't know about that yet. Oh, man.
• 16:10
  Speaker 8: You don't know what you're getting.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: I bought Brian's Christmas present today.
• 16:14
  Speaker 8: I don't know about that.
• 16:16
  Speaker 7: I don't know what I'm getting. I may have looked
• 16:18
  Speaker 7: at it and said, that's really cool. And then I
• 16:21
  Speaker 7: wasn't standing there when you got it.
• 16:23
  Speaker 8: I don't know about it.
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: And went through and picked out which one looked the best.
• 16:26
  Speaker 8: I might have done that.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: Hand picked out.
• 16:28
  Speaker 8: But I don't know what I'm getting.
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: The guy seemed so confused that I was actually going
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: to buy something from him.
• 16:34
  Speaker 8: Told you he thought you were a freeloader. You were
• 16:36
  Speaker 8: just going to loiter about looking at his goods.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: I'm not that kind of a weirdo. I got a
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: squish penny today. That was pretty exciting.
• 16:45
  Speaker 8: You are a fan of the squish pennies.
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: For anybody who doesn't know me, I'm obsessed with squish pennies.
• 16:50
  Speaker 8: It is getting out of control.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: It has.
• 16:52
  Speaker 8: The fact that you're getting squish pennies to places you
• 16:54
  Speaker 8: have yet to go.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: I've been buying them in bulk off the internet.
• 16:58
  Speaker 8: That's when you know you have a problem.
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: I am not making it up. In the past two weeks,
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: I got, what, 300 pennies. Mostly for places I will
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: probably never go. My boyfriend's just looking at me and
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: shaking his head. It's like I was sitting in the
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: other room sorting them out. He walks in there. I'm like,
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: don't judge me.
• 17:20
  Speaker 8: You might need a support group.
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: I need more pennies. I need more places to put
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: my pennies.
• 17:24
  Speaker 7: I'd like to send Misty squish pennies of places she'll
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: never go.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: That would be the best.
• 17:28
  Speaker 8: Email us in and we can send you an address.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: I appreciate all squish pennies. From all lands. I think
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: I've got one from Hong Kong. I'm pretty excited about that.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: I'll never go to Hong Kong. I'll never go to Alaska.
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: It's fucking cold there. I got one from Alaska too.
• 17:47
  Speaker 7: Alright, so do you want to roll into some activities
• 17:50
  Speaker 7: of the geek variety?
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: I'm not sure that I have very many geek activities,
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: but I will try to roll into it the best
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: I can.
• 17:57
  Speaker 8: All right. What do you got?
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: I watched Top Gear.
• 17:59
  Speaker 8: Again. You and your damn Top Gear.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: I fucking love Top Gear. Richard Hammond is adorable. Other
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: than that, I got caught up on Scream. I finally
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: finished the entire season one.
• 18:15
  Speaker 8: I still haven't watched it. No spoilers.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: I want to spoil the hell out of that shit.
• 18:18
  Speaker 8: Son of a bitch.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: I'm going to just earmuffs. I won't spoil it too
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: much I'm just I was really digging it up until
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: the last episode and then they were just like well
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: fuck how do we end this let's just oh shit
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: let's just slap this shit together well fuck we killed
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: our killer what do we do now well how do
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: we tack this together to make it so we can
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: have the season 2 we've already got approved for oh
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: let's just make this random choice yay I mean it
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: was okay I mean, I liked it. I mean, I
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: didn't hate most of the characters. Even the slutty girl
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: I kind of liked because she was kind of adorable.
• 18:57
  Speaker 8: Well, you gotta like slutty and adorable.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: I mean, she was. She was slutty and she was
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: sleeping with a teacher. So you know she's super slutty
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: because they didn't go by absies on anything. If their
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: character was a certain stereotype, they were 110% that stereotype.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: You got the slutty girl? Yeah, she's fucking the teacher.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: You got the nerdy guy? Yeah, he works at a
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: gaming station place. You got like Uh, the jock. Yeah,
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: he's an uber football player, and he's all, look at me,
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: I'm manly man and shit like that. He's an asshole.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: Spoiler alert, he fucking dies.
• 19:29
  Speaker 8: Well, everybody kind of dies in that show.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: Well, no, you haven't watched the show. You don't know.
• 19:33
  Speaker 8: I thought that was the whole point of it. Like,
• 19:36
  Speaker 8: every week they kill somebody, basically.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: No, because you can throw that off. Slutty girl doesn't die.
• 19:41
  Speaker 8: Ah, spoilers.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: And she is not the main character.
• 19:44
  Speaker 8: Super spoilers.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: I know, right? You don't know who I'm calling slutty.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: It could be... the lesbian girl or it could be
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: the super slutty girl named Brooke.
• 19:54
  Speaker 8: Or the football jack.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, he's dead.
• 19:56
  Speaker 8: Oh, damn. I bet he was a slut, though.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: He was, though. But, yeah, I really liked it. Like
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: I said, I guess I get suckered into those kind
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: of shows. I'm looking forward to Scream Queens. I'm looking
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: forward to any kind of horror-related shows. To me, there's
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: not enough of those. There's too much stupid shit out there.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: There's too much fucking Two Broke Girls. How the hell
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: is that still on TV?
• 20:21
  Speaker 8: Because it keeps getting huge ratings.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: Big Bang Theory. How the... I'll tell you.
• 20:26
  Speaker 9: Two Broke Girls is like... It's so horrible. I don't
• 20:30
  Speaker 9: understand what the appeal of it is besides Denning's boobs.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: That's what I was going to tell you. That's what
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: it is. That's exactly it.
• 20:37
  Speaker 8: That does kind of make the show. Yeah, but.
• 20:39
  Speaker 9: I mean, it's not like you see them, but, you know,
• 20:42
  Speaker 9: it's just like.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: But it's the fact that they're there.
• 20:44
  Speaker 9: I guess. I don't know.
• 20:46
  Speaker 8: You know?
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: It's painfully unfunny. It's just like Big Bang Theory. How
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: is that still on the televisions? I don't understand.
• 20:56
  Speaker 8: Because it's the number one rated show.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: How? It's not funny.
• 21:00
  Speaker 8: Because it kind of plays to the middle. That's the thing.
• 21:04
  Speaker 8: I mean, a long time ago we were discussing this,
• 21:06
  Speaker 8: but it's like it.
• 21:07
  Speaker 7: And that's what I think is funny like it appeals
• 21:09
  Speaker 7: to the people that it isn't because I I was
• 21:14
  Speaker 7: complaining about it because I'm like it's about geeks I
• 21:16
  Speaker 7: am a geek I could care less about that show
• 21:18
  Speaker 7: but like my dad watches it like he doesn't understand
• 21:21
  Speaker 7: why the hell I am the way I am but
• 21:23
  Speaker 7: he likes that show and he likes those characters and
• 21:25
  Speaker 7: I'm like it doesn't make sense really but I think
• 21:29
  Speaker 7: it plays well to like the people who don't really
• 21:32
  Speaker 7: get the geek culture but it's like this window into
• 21:34
  Speaker 7: oh this is what they're like so it's like First
• 21:37
  Speaker 7: of all, I think it's massively inaccurate in a lot
• 21:39
  Speaker 7: of different ways, but I think it gives them this
• 21:42
  Speaker 7: weird little window into the subculture that we all exist in,
• 21:45
  Speaker 7: and I think those are the people who come back
• 21:49
  Speaker 7: week after week, or normal people that it doesn't really
• 21:52
  Speaker 7: apply to.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 21:54
  Speaker 8: Which makes up a huge majority of the TV audience, obviously.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: People are dumb. Quit watching stupid stuff, people, and they'll
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: quit making stupid stuff. Maybe.
• 22:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah. we keep trying that theory.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: What have you watched boyfriend?
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: Uh, I've been watching strike back. Uh, I like that
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: a lot. And I've been watching, uh, forged in fire.
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: I was about to say blade masters, but that's, that's
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: not the right thing.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: That's not right at all. Yeah.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: Well, when sometimes I can't remember the names of stuff,
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: I just make shit up. uh, but no, yeah, like
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: the fortune fire was pretty good. Um, I mainly started
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: to watch the show because of Doug Micarta, because I've
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: been getting more and more into Filipino martial arts. I've
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: been watching his videos online from Funker Tactical. I got
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: a little bit into knife making at work because of
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: what my job is, but I figure it's more fun
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: to learn how to stab people than it is to
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: make knives.
• 23:00
  Speaker 9: It takes less time. That's about where I'm at on that.
• 23:07
  Speaker 9: I don't get a lot of time, so.
• 23:10
  Speaker 8: Did you have things coming up that you were excited about?
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: I am excited about things, but now I can't remember
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: what they are. I don't know. I'm excited about Scream
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: Queens coming out. Is that this month or next month?
• 23:24
  Speaker 9: I don't even know.
• 23:25
  Speaker 8: I heard a little bit about it, but I'm not
• 23:27
  Speaker 8: even sure when.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: I'm excited about Krampus. Krampus? Krampus, however they said it.
• 23:33
  Speaker 9: Krampus looks good. I like it so far. I mean,
• 23:36
  Speaker 9: it looks good to me.
• 23:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you did have me watch the trailer earlier today,
• 23:40
  Speaker 7: and it does look like a lot of fun.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: Don't get confused, because there are two Krampus movies I'm
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: pretty sure coming out this year. Don't watch the sucky one,
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: because it looks low budget and sucky.
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: So because you're so excited, are we going to have
• 23:56
  Speaker 7: a movie meltdown Krampus holiday special?
• 23:59
  Speaker 8: Probably.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: It'll be exciting.
• 24:02
  Speaker 8: More exciting than this. You can talk about Krampus and
• 24:04
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: Much about Krampus, actually. But this movie is going to
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: be by the same... I mean, I'm sure everybody who
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: listens probably knows that the Krampus movie is going to
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: be made by the same guy who did Trick or Treat.
• 24:15
  Speaker 9: Misty's excited about anything that hauls away kids and eats them.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: That is like the joy of my life, actually. Only
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: made better when they're gingers, but I don't remember if
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: anybody in this movie was a ginger.
• 24:27
  Speaker 9: Oh, come on.
• 24:29
  Speaker 8: I just like Adam Scott.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: You do like Adam Scott.
• 24:31
  Speaker 8: He's pretty fun.
• 24:32
  Speaker 10: He is.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: But I am pretty excited about that. I'm going to
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: assume it's coming out in December-ish.
• 24:38
  Speaker 8: I would think somewhere after Thanksgiving. Is it this year
• 24:41
  Speaker 8: or next year?
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: Is it this year?
• 24:42
  Speaker 8: I don't know. If the trailer's out, I would hope
• 24:44
  Speaker 8: in the near future.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: I'm still excited about the movie. The name of the
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: fucking movie I just forgot again. No, the other one.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: What's the movie that Del Toro's doing? Crimson Peak. I'm
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: super excited about that.
• 24:59
  Speaker 9: Excited about the.
• 25:03
  Speaker 9: Shit, video game movie. Can't think of that.
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: Assassin's Creed. That's probably not until next year or the
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: year after. Because it's got Michael Fassbender. And god damn it,
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: he's finally doing a movie I will watch. Because most
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: of the time he wants to do artsy shit or
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: award bait movies or something. I'm not going to fucking
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: watch the... What's the movie that he's just doing? Where
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: he plays the computer guy.
• 25:30
  Speaker 9: Oh, the Steve Jobs movie? Steve Jobs?
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I have no fucking desire to see a Steve
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: Jobs movie, nor do I have a desire to see
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: Michael Fassbender as Steve Jobs. I didn't want to see
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: fucking Ashton Kutcher. I don't want to see Ashton Kutcher
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: in most things, let alone as Steve Jobs. I don't
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: care about Steve Jobs. It's something that entertains me. Quit
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: making movies I don't want to see. Or quit being
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: in movies that just, they're just not a good fit. Like,
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: I love Tom Hiddleston. Anybody who knows me knows that
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: I simply adore Tom Hiddleston. Mostly as Loki. Mostly as
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: pretty much only as Loki. And I adore Hank Williams.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: I do. He's a classic, you know.
• 26:09
  Speaker 8: Senior is badass.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: Junior has his moments. I'm not gonna lie.
• 26:13
  Speaker 8: Senior's pretty cool.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: Senior's pretty badass.
• 26:15
  Speaker 8: He's a hell of a songwriter.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: But they just don't go together. I mean, he looks
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: good in the pictures.
• 26:20
  Speaker 7: He looks a lot like him. Like, it never occurred
• 26:22
  Speaker 7: to me until they, like, showed that picture of him.
• 26:24
  Speaker 8: I'm like, oh, shit. He does actually look like him.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: Both scrawny white guys. I mean, it works out good.
• 26:28
  Speaker 8: That's true.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: But then he sings, and it's like, it's not that
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: he's a bad singer... He's just not Hank.
• 26:35
  Speaker 7: That was kind of my take. It's not like he
• 26:37
  Speaker 7: doesn't have a decent voice. It's just Hank has a
• 26:40
  Speaker 7: very specific quality that he.
• 26:42
  Speaker 8: Doesn't really have.
• 26:43
  Speaker 9: Something slightly off.
• 26:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: And it's off just enough to make you go, eh, no.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: I mean, it might appeal to people that don't listen
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: to Hank that much. But, you know, I listen to
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: a lot of Hank Williams.
• 27:00
  Speaker 9: And I'm sure Girlfriend listens to a lot of Hank Williams.
• 27:04
  Speaker 9: And look at this guy.
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: This guy just now figured out he had a fucking
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: gas pedal. I hate it when people do that. Driving
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: with my cruise control on, and you drive next to them,
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: and they're like, oh, shit.
• 27:14
  Speaker 9: And then they take off. Dude, seriously.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: But anyways, no.
• 27:18
  Speaker 8: I don't know. I'm still kind of interested, though.
• 27:21
  Speaker 7: From what I've heard, they're going to be really serious
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: with the story. They want to look at Hank's life
• 27:27
  Speaker 7: and how dark it gets at certain points.
• 27:29
  Speaker 8: So I feel like Tom's a good enough actor. He
• 27:31
  Speaker 8: can actually handle all that stuff. Yeah.
• 27:33
  Speaker 7: I'm still interested in the story. I'm still not sure
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: what to do with the music, which, granted, is.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: A huge part of the story.
• 27:42
  Speaker 7: Again, that was probably early. He hadn't gotten drunk yet.
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: Maybe that little bastard son of his wasn't born yet.
• 27:50
  Speaker 7: Making his life a living hell.
• 27:54
  Speaker 9: Allegedly.
• 27:54
  Speaker 8: I don't really know.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: He hadn't had that much success before he died. From
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: what I recall, maybe I'm totally making this shit up,
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: but I thought that he hadn't really gotten big and
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: didn't have his first biggest hits until after he passed away. So,
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: I mean, how much of a time span does he have?
• 28:13
  Speaker 8: You gotta pack the drama in there.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: I guess. I don't know. He just seemed awful happy.
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: Maybe he was happy. Maybe I have an impression in
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: my head of him just being a miserable drunk and
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: seeing him like all smirky and happy and shit's just
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: throwing me out of whack. Or maybe that's just Tom
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: Hiddleston's natural just, he's just so damn cute.
• 28:33
  Speaker 8: He does seem happy a good portion of the time.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: He just seems so damn dancey.
• 28:38
  Speaker 8: Fancy lad.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: He is a fancy dancer too. Sweet baby Jesus, I
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: could watch him dance for days.
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: Alright, well I'd say that's a good sampling of our
• 28:46
  Speaker 7: activities for the day and our thoughts for the future
• 28:49
  Speaker 7: and our public service announcements.
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: I forget what they were.
• 28:53
  Speaker 8: Anything to pass along the rest of this week?
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: If you're going to wear an outfit, fully commit. Or
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: don't do it at all. Don't wear mom jeans and
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: a corset. It's just not going to work. And flats
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: and a librarian ponytail.
• 29:08
  Speaker 9: A librarian bun. And glasses.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was not a good look.
• 29:14
  Speaker 8: And if parts of you are spilling out, that thing
• 29:17
  Speaker 8: is too tight. Cover stuff up.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: That was ridiculous.
• 29:19
  Speaker 8: That lady was out of control.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: She was damn near out of that outfit. It was,
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: I mean, seriously, it was like overflowage. There was like,
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: I don't understand. Just stop.
• 29:28
  Speaker 8: Just, no. Nobody wants that.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: No. Nobody wants that.
• 29:31
  Speaker 8: Just put a real shirt on. It's okay. We don't
• 29:34
  Speaker 8: need to see those. It's all right some people that's
• 29:37
  Speaker 8: fine that was not her deal.
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: Well i think most of it's probably the guys that
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: have gotten their wives or girlfriends into it and they're
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: like you know come on honey put this on you're
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: gonna look sexy everybody's gonna be looking at you they
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: want some of that because it reminds me of this
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: guy like uh we were all a bunch of kids
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: and we were skateboarding and this is probably when we
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: were like 18 and we're in line at supermarket. We
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: were behind this guy. His wife was super slutty and
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: you could tell it was some outfit that he had
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: picked out for. It was like leather, uh, short shorts
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: and a little tube top. And the guy looks, looks
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: over cause we're looking at her like, uh, you know,
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: and the guy sees us looking at her and he's like, yeah,
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: these kids, they, yeah. He leans over and looks at
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: one of my buddies and goes, bet you'd like to
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: get a piece of that. I get it every night.
• 30:30
  Speaker 9: It's just like, ew, no! But maybe that's the attitude
• 30:35
  Speaker 9: that they have.
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: As if I didn't feel ill enough already.
• 30:39
  Speaker 7: I think that's, I mean, there's certain situations I'm sure
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: that's still going on, but in the cosplay world now,
• 30:46
  Speaker 7: I think so many girls are so into it and
• 30:49
  Speaker 7: they totally like, kind of.
• 30:51
  Speaker 8: Like that guys are looking at them.
• 30:52
  Speaker 10: You can do it tastefully.
• 30:53
  Speaker 8: You can.
• 30:54
  Speaker 9: And you can do it Properly. I mean, some girls
• 30:58
  Speaker 9: that actually fit into the cosplay.
• 31:00
  Speaker 8: And guys.
• 31:01
  Speaker 9: And guys.
• 31:01
  Speaker 12: Truthfully.
• 31:02
  Speaker 8: Guys that don't need to be wearing shit either.
• 31:04
  Speaker 9: But that pull it off. I mean, it's comic books.
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: Or video games or whatever characters generally drawn by nerds
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: who like girls that are fairly voluptuous that are in
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: scantily clad outfits.
• 31:22
  Speaker 9: I can understand that.
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: It's so incredibly unrealistic to begin with. Yeah.
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: You're not going to be running around the woods in
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: your little micro-thin bikini fighting off.
• 31:31
  Speaker 9: Hordes of zombies. And there's some people that actually kind
• 31:35
  Speaker 9: of pull it off, which is cool.
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: And then there's some people that just show up that
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: are just like, hey, I'm going to squeeze myself into
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: a corset.
• 31:43
  Speaker 9: I'm not really going to be anything. I'm just going
• 31:45
  Speaker 9: to be tits out. And everybody's going to look.
• 31:48
  Speaker 8: That's the thing. It doesn't matter that you're semi-scantily clad
• 31:52
  Speaker 8: or that you're, you know, more voluptuous than others.
• 31:54
  Speaker 7: I think it's just like the way that you go
• 31:56
  Speaker 7: about it. There is a way to present yourself that's not.
• 31:59
  Speaker 8: It's the character.
• 32:00
  Speaker 9: Find the character. Be the character. Don't just be like, hey,
• 32:03
  Speaker 9: look at this. My boobs are out.
• 32:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's not just for the sake of being obscene.
• 32:07
  Speaker 9: Yes, exactly.
• 32:08
  Speaker 7: Which some of them, I'm pretty sure that's their only objective.
• 32:12
  Speaker 9: Some of them look like that, yeah. It's like, you know,
• 32:17
  Speaker 9: it's like Misty was saying.
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: It's... mom jeans flats a corset boobs out and hey
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: i've got a blaster that makes me.
• 32:26
  Speaker 9: Something right i don't know.
• 32:27
  Speaker 8: I mean there's there's definitely people who do amazing.
• 32:30
  Speaker 7: Jobs and then there's others that just sort of want
• 32:33
  Speaker 7: to dress slutty again guys and girls but i don't
• 32:37
  Speaker 7: know i.
• 32:40
  Speaker 8: Just just use some discretion people come on now yeah
• 32:43
  Speaker 8: and i'm not.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: Knocking the people that cosplay that that technically don't really
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: look like the characters.
• 32:50
  Speaker 9: I mean, come on. I understand.
• 32:53
  Speaker 8: Most people don't.
• 32:54
  Speaker 9: Most people don't spin, especially if you're a nerd or
• 32:57
  Speaker 9: you're a geek. You're not spinning. 900 hours in the gym.
• 33:00
  Speaker 8: Even normal people. People who do work out don't work
• 33:03
  Speaker 8: out like celebrities do. No, no, no.
• 33:05
  Speaker 9: And that's fine.
• 33:06
  Speaker 8: And I don't care.
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: I still respect people that do cosplay, even if they
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: don't fit into the costume.
• 33:13
  Speaker 9: That's cool, because you're doing it. I'm not. Because, you
• 33:16
  Speaker 9: know what?
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: I'm old, and I'm not as ripped as I used
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: to be. It just seems like a lot of trouble
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: to me.
• 33:22
  Speaker 7: The little costumes I've ever put on, which were pretty
• 33:25
  Speaker 7: much mostly Halloween costumes.
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: You know there's been some times that i've wanted to
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: go and do cosplay but um i just don't have
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: the time i don't have the time to sit and
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: or the money to really dedicate to putting.
• 33:40
  Speaker 7: Something i mean it is yeah it's i mean we
• 33:42
  Speaker 7: we've met some of the people now that do it
• 33:44
  Speaker 7: and like it's kind of a full-time job for them
• 33:47
  Speaker 7: it is and they have gotten to the point of
• 33:48
  Speaker 7: getting sponsors to do it like it really it is
• 33:51
  Speaker 7: a job for certain people now to go to all
• 33:53
  Speaker 7: these conventions and they do put it hell of a
• 33:55
  Speaker 7: lot of work into making those costumes.
• 33:57
  Speaker 8: I totally respect that.
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: I've got a friend that's like, he does the whole
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: Mandalorian armor thing. I've got another friend that does like
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: the Resident Evil, the guys.
• 34:13
  Speaker 9: With the gas masks.
• 34:15
  Speaker 8: Umbrella soldiers?
• 34:16
  Speaker 9: Yeah, the umbrella soldiers. The guy that does that. The
• 34:20
  Speaker 9: guy walks around all day with a friggin' gas mask on.
• 34:24
  Speaker 7: It's a lot of work and it's kind of uncomfortable.
• 34:26
  Speaker 7: That's what usually sets me.
• 34:28
  Speaker 10: Away from it.
• 34:29
  Speaker 9: And I'm kind of lazy now.
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: If you were to do it, what would you cosplay as?
• 34:34
  Speaker 8: Well, his boobs would be out regardless.
• 34:35
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, hell, my boobs would be way out.
• 34:37
  Speaker 8: You know me. I don't know.
• 34:42
  Speaker 9: I really have no idea. I'd have to try to
• 34:44
  Speaker 9: go with something that at least fits what I halfway
• 34:46
  Speaker 9: look like. Unless you wore a mask. Unless I wore
• 34:49
  Speaker 9: a mask. Yeah, I don't know.
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: So.
• 34:53
  Speaker 8: Dubstep Cobra Commander.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 34:54
  Speaker 9: Dubstep Cobra Commander.
• 34:56
  Speaker 8: In a bag of rain.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 34:58
  Speaker 8: All right. I think that's the bulk of our events
• 35:01
  Speaker 8: for the day.
• 35:03
  Speaker 7: We do want to say thank you very much to
• 35:05
  Speaker 7: Scarefest for letting us come and hang out.
• 35:07
  Speaker 8: And be part of the event.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: Yes, thank you very much, Scarefest.
• 35:11
  Speaker 7: So to find out what they've got in the works
• 35:12
  Speaker 7: for next time, go to scarefestcon.com. See what they've got
• 35:16
  Speaker 7: coming for next year.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: Hopefully pigtails on Robert Mooks.
• 35:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah, really. Come on, dude. Pigtails. Braided pigtails.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: I wonder if he would braid my hair for me.
• 35:24
  Speaker 8: He probably would, actually. Next year, you ask it.
• 35:29
  Speaker 7: All right, so I think that wraps up this portion
• 35:31
  Speaker 7: of the road trip. Let's head on down the road
• 35:33
  Speaker 7: and see what we have in store for the rest
• 35:36
  Speaker 7: of this episode.
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: Last night at a half past ten That baby of
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: mine wouldn't let me in So move it on over.
• 35:45
  Speaker 11: Move it on over Move it on over Move over,
• 35:48
  Speaker 11: little dog Cause the big dog's.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: Moving in.
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: She changed the lock on our front door and my
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: door key don't fit no more.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: So get it on over. Scoot it on over.
• 36:03
  Speaker 10: Move over.
• 36:06
  Speaker 8: Skinny dog cause the fat dog's moving in.
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• 36:44
  Speaker 3: I'm Peter Weller and you're listening to Movie Meltdown.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: Your move, creep.
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: It's part of your problem, you know, you haven't seen
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: enough movies.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: All of life's riddles are.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Answered in the movies.
• 37:10
  Speaker 10: And now, on with the show.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Once in every lifetime comes a love like this.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, I need you, you need me.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, my darling, can't you see?
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: Young ones, darling, we're the young ones. We're the young ones.
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: Shouldn't be afraid to love.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: Choose wisely. I don't want my.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: Face to melt off if I choose wisely.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: He chose poorly.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: Whoops.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: Remember the Coke commercials that they did with that?
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Maybe. They did a tie-in.
• 38:08
  Speaker 10: When Last Crusade came out, it was Coca-Cola.
• 38:10
  Speaker 8: What about melting your face off?
• 38:12
  Speaker 10: Well, they didn't show the face melt.
• 38:13
  Speaker 8: Coca-Cola, melt your face off.
• 38:15
  Speaker 12: But they would have people come in, the people in
• 38:19
  Speaker 12: the commercial, and they had to choose a drink. And
• 38:22
  Speaker 12: if you didn't choose a Coca-Cola, I can't remember if
• 38:25
  Speaker 12: you chose poorly, but maybe you slid down a thing.
• 38:28
  Speaker 10: I don't remember.
• 38:29
  Speaker 8: It's like an extreme Pepsi challenge.
• 38:31
  Speaker 12: It was like at the end when the person chose
• 38:33
  Speaker 12: a Coke or Diet Coke or whatever, the knight was like.
• 38:37
  Speaker 10: You chose... Wisely.
• 38:40
  Speaker 12: There's also a possibility that I'm remembering this wrong and
• 38:45
  Speaker 12: just imagining that that happened.
• 38:46
  Speaker 8: That could be the case.
• 38:47
  Speaker 10: I'm going to YouTube it.
• 38:48
  Speaker 8: You are easily confused.
• 38:49
  Speaker 10: I really am.
• 38:50
  Speaker 8: As you saw earlier. As your t-shirt purchase earlier.
• 38:53
  Speaker 10: Yeah. Can I tell your listeners about what happened real quick?
• 38:57
  Speaker 8: I'll bring you in here.
• 38:58
  Speaker 10: So we're back.
• 38:58
  Speaker 8: We're further down the road.
• 38:59
  Speaker 7: We've ended up at another one of these convention things.
• 39:02
  Speaker 7: And with us is the ever popular Kelly.
• 39:04
  Speaker 10: I'm pretty popular.
• 39:05
  Speaker 8: Star of Night of Living Podcasts.
• 39:07
  Speaker 10: It's good to be with you, man.
• 39:10
  Speaker 7: We always like you guys and have you on as
• 39:12
  Speaker 7: much as we can when you're not sick of talking.
• 39:15
  Speaker 8: Because that's what you do, too.
• 39:17
  Speaker 12: We do do it. If you get me going, I'm
• 39:19
  Speaker 12: never really sick of talking. If nothing else, I'll talk
• 39:22
  Speaker 12: about myself.
• 39:22
  Speaker 7: That's why I threw it out there. I was like,
• 39:23
  Speaker 7: if anybody wants to talk, Amy's sick of talking. But
• 39:26
  Speaker 7: Kelly will talk all day long for no good reason.
• 39:29
  Speaker 10: All day long.
• 39:30
  Speaker 12: You want so i'll tell i want to tell my
• 39:33
  Speaker 12: story real quick all right all right listeners I'm a
• 39:36
  Speaker 12: fan of the television show, The Young Ones. I'm sure
• 39:38
  Speaker 12: some of you are as well.
• 39:39
  Speaker 8: I certainly am.
• 39:40
  Speaker 10: Brian certainly is. And he helped me through my crisis.
• 39:44
  Speaker 8: I walked you through it. I held your hand. It's okay.
• 39:46
  Speaker 8: It's okay, guys.
• 39:47
  Speaker 12: Here at the convention, I was like, I got to
• 39:48
  Speaker 12: buy a t-shirt before I leave. And I saw, it
• 39:51
  Speaker 12: caught my eye, The Young Ones. It had four faces
• 39:53
  Speaker 12: on it.
• 39:53
  Speaker 10: I was like, oh shit. I've never seen it.
• 39:55
  Speaker 8: There's four guys in The Young Ones. I like that show.
• 39:57
  Speaker 12: That's got to be what it is. So I bought it.
• 39:59
  Speaker 12: I handed over my $ 20. I was very excited. And
• 40:02
  Speaker 12: then I got back to the table and I looked
• 40:03
  Speaker 12: at it more closely and And the faces are a
• 40:07
  Speaker 12: little wonky.
• 40:10
  Speaker 8: They're making horror faces, so they don't look like their
• 40:12
  Speaker 8: normal faces.
• 40:12
  Speaker 12: Right, and so for a second I was like, I
• 40:15
  Speaker 12: wonder if this is an old-timey horror movie called The
• 40:18
  Speaker 12: Young Ones from the 60s or something, because that's kind.
• 40:20
  Speaker 8: Of how the design is. It might have been British,
• 40:21
  Speaker 8: much like The Young Ones, and you just weren't familiar
• 40:23
  Speaker 8: with it.
• 40:24
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and I was like, oh, I messed up.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: Whoops.
• 40:28
  Speaker 8: Damn it, now I have to pretend like I like
• 40:29
  Speaker 8: this old movie.
• 40:30
  Speaker 10: I blew my 120 that I brought for t-shirts. on
• 40:33
  Speaker 10: a shirt. That's not what I thought it was. But then,
• 40:36
  Speaker 10: then you told me you looked at it because you're
• 40:37
  Speaker 10: a fan and you're like, no, it is.
• 40:39
  Speaker 8: Look, that's Neil right there.
• 40:40
  Speaker 10: You're like, calm down, take a breath.
• 40:43
  Speaker 8: And then after we pulled you out from under the
• 40:45
  Speaker 8: table where you're a huddled and crying, I was like,
• 40:46
  Speaker 8: it's okay.
• 40:47
  Speaker 12: So I felt, I felt better, but I still, I
• 40:49
  Speaker 12: wasn't a hundred percent convinced.
• 40:50
  Speaker 10: So then I IMDb'd it.
• 40:52
  Speaker 12: And I realized that I didn't, there were no movies that,
• 40:54
  Speaker 12: that were what this t-shirt showed.
• 40:57
  Speaker 10: So I was like, I think I'm feeling okay. Right.
• 40:59
  Speaker 12: And then finally I got final confirmation when, uh, When
• 41:02
  Speaker 12: our friend Alexander pointed out that Nathan of Horror Hound
• 41:06
  Speaker 12: Magazine actually designed the t-shirt because he loves the show.
• 41:10
  Speaker 7: Once you get the designer on board to say that yes,
• 41:13
  Speaker 7: he made this thing that you like things.
• 41:16
  Speaker 10: I got three pieces of confirmation. I can't really ask
• 41:19
  Speaker 10: for more than that.
• 41:20
  Speaker 8: The joke is we were all lying to you. It's
• 41:22
  Speaker 8: a movie.
• 41:22
  Speaker 10: It's a movie and you're the worst, Callie. You're dumber
• 41:26
  Speaker 10: than the dumbest.
• 41:26
  Speaker 8: Can't believe you fell for that. Yeah.
• 41:28
  Speaker 10: It was a very elaborate scheme.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:30
  Speaker 10: They printed those shirts up. You guys all were in
• 41:32
  Speaker 10: on it.
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:33
  Speaker 10: To get me back.
• 41:33
  Speaker 8: That's why we did that run of shirts. Just to
• 41:35
  Speaker 8: mess with you. Yeah. Because I'm so full of myself.
• 41:37
  Speaker 10: And you guys are like, let's bring that guy down.
• 41:40
  Speaker 10: Let's cut him down to size.
• 41:42
  Speaker 8: Got to keep you in check.
• 41:43
  Speaker 10: Just saying.
• 41:44
  Speaker 8: I agree.
• 41:44
  Speaker 10: You shouldn't let me run rampant. Who knows what will happen.
• 41:47
  Speaker 8: We see what happens most of these weekends.
• 41:49
  Speaker 10: Yeah. I missed Turbo Kid. I really wanted to see it.
• 41:54
  Speaker 8: I don't think I've seen Turbo Kid.
• 41:55
  Speaker 10: It's brand new.
• 41:56
  Speaker 8: They debuted it here.
• 41:58
  Speaker 12: And it's like an 80s throwback. It's a low-budget 80s
• 42:01
  Speaker 12: throwback to those kind of... Some people are comparing it
• 42:07
  Speaker 12: to Mad Max. It's not that.
• 42:09
  Speaker 10: Don't think that.
• 42:09
  Speaker 12: But it is very much those gonzo outback post-apocalyptic adventure movies.
• 42:15
  Speaker 8: There were a lot of those after that first Mad Max.
• 42:18
  Speaker 12: Yeah, there were a bunch of them. And just marauders
• 42:21
  Speaker 12: and dirt bikes and like.
• 42:22
  Speaker 8: End of the Worlds and people with mohawks.
• 42:25
  Speaker 10: And that's what this is, but it's got a lot
• 42:27
  Speaker 10: of heart.
• 42:27
  Speaker 12: Michael Ironside is at, well, I say it's got a
• 42:29
  Speaker 12: lot of heart. I haven't actually seen it, but that's
• 42:31
  Speaker 12: where it on the street is.
• 42:33
  Speaker 10: It's got a lot of heart. I heard nothing but
• 42:34
  Speaker 10: great buzz about it.
• 42:35
  Speaker 12: It's on VOD, but they premiered it here at 8. Well,
• 42:38
  Speaker 12: they didn't premiere it, but they showed it at 8
• 42:40
  Speaker 12: the first night, and I had just gotten here at 8,
• 42:43
  Speaker 12: so I was real bummed to miss it. But you
• 42:46
  Speaker 12: guys should all probably watch it, and if it's good,
• 42:49
  Speaker 12: I want you to credit me with telling you about it.
• 42:51
  Speaker 10: If it's bad, I want you to just forget we
• 42:53
  Speaker 10: talked about it.
• 42:54
  Speaker 8: You never heard this.
• 42:54
  Speaker 10: You're like, well, who told me about that again? Don't know.
• 42:57
  Speaker 8: Not that Kelly character. He would never steer me wrong.
• 43:00
  Speaker 10: Never. I don't like things that aren't good. But again,
• 43:02
  Speaker 10: I haven't seen it.
• 43:03
  Speaker 12: It's quite a recommendation. It's like a quasi-recommend. It's a
• 43:09
  Speaker 12: recommend with caveats.
• 43:11
  Speaker 8: Let's try this one. Have you seen any movies lately?
• 43:16
  Speaker 10: The most recent.
• 43:18
  Speaker 12: Well, I did see Mission Impossible Rogue Nation.
• 43:22
  Speaker 8: All right. High five.
• 43:25
  Speaker 10: I enjoyed it.
• 43:27
  Speaker 12: I mean, it's a Mission Impossible movie, but everything was fun.
• 43:31
  Speaker 12: The stunts and action was great. The female lead was
• 43:35
  Speaker 12: really cool and sexy. Tom Cruise did his thing. I
• 43:38
  Speaker 12: liked him in it.
• 43:39
  Speaker 8: Did it make you want to run out and buy
• 43:40
  Speaker 8: a hoodie like the fourth one did?
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: No.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: No.
• 43:44
  Speaker 7: Because, I mean, everybody wanted to get a hoodie and
• 43:46
  Speaker 7: put the hood up, right? I mean, after part four,
• 43:48
  Speaker 7: you're just like, I'm going out now.
• 43:49
  Speaker 8: I'm buying a hoodie.
• 43:50
  Speaker 10: But to be fair, I just, I mean, I don't
• 43:52
  Speaker 10: need much of an excuse to want to buy a hoodie.
• 43:54
  Speaker 10: I like them.
• 43:55
  Speaker 8: It's true. I have several myself. Most of them are
• 43:58
  Speaker 8: movie geek, really.
• 43:59
  Speaker 10: Yeah. But, no, it made me want to learn how to, like,
• 44:03
  Speaker 10: jump on a dude's shoulders and twist his neck with
• 44:06
  Speaker 10: my thighs.
• 44:06
  Speaker 7: Slide a car sideways down the middle of a street.
• 44:09
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that's what I came away.
• 44:11
  Speaker 12: I also want to learn how to crash a motorcycle
• 44:15
  Speaker 12: going like probably 120, and I'm in street clothes. I
• 44:19
  Speaker 12: don't have boots or any leather on, but when I
• 44:21
  Speaker 12: stand up, I still have skin on my legs.
• 44:24
  Speaker 7: If you're really pretty, you can't get through that skin.
• 44:27
  Speaker 8: It's so pretty.
• 44:30
  Speaker 12: I recently, someone showed me a picture of a guy
• 44:33
  Speaker 12: who wrecked a dirt bike, and he was wearing street shoes,
• 44:36
  Speaker 12: and the flesh from his legs was gone.
• 44:40
  Speaker 10: Gonzo. So, when I saw, there's a scene where, I
• 44:44
  Speaker 10: don't want.
• 44:45
  Speaker 12: To spoil this scene for you, but Tom Cruise fails
• 44:49
  Speaker 12: a bike going 90 or 120, who knows. I didn't
• 44:54
  Speaker 12: radar him, but.
• 44:55
  Speaker 8: Why not?
• 44:56
  Speaker 10: He stood, and he just stood up. Like, he hit
• 44:58
  Speaker 10: the ground, and then he stood up.
• 45:00
  Speaker 8: And landed on his feet.
• 45:02
  Speaker 10: He didn't even groan.
• 45:03
  Speaker 8: He stuck the landing.
• 45:04
  Speaker 10: He didn't, like, lean on his knee, like, ooh.
• 45:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 45:07
  Speaker 10: He just stood up.
• 45:09
  Speaker 8: Being the old man that he is, you think I'll
• 45:11
  Speaker 8: eventually be like, ah, damn, I need.
• 45:13
  Speaker 12: I won't stand up from this chair without groaning and
• 45:17
  Speaker 12: holding on to things.
• 45:18
  Speaker 8: I have that issue.
• 45:19
  Speaker 10: So that was impressive. That's a trick I would love
• 45:22
  Speaker 10: to be able to learn. Good for him. So that
• 45:25
  Speaker 10: was good.
• 45:25
  Speaker 8: You need a little Scientology? You need a few million dollars.
• 45:29
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 45:30
  Speaker 12: That's the end, man. That's what they're going to use
• 45:33
  Speaker 12: to get me into Scientology. If they can make that
• 45:36
  Speaker 12: happen for me.
• 45:37
  Speaker 7: I mean, maybe, but then they immediately take most of
• 45:40
  Speaker 7: it right back because that's sort of the way science is.
• 45:44
  Speaker 8: I don't really know.
• 45:45
  Speaker 10: You don't want to incur the wrath? Allegedly. The alleged wrath?
• 45:50
  Speaker 8: Allegedly.
• 45:51
  Speaker 10: Allegedly.
• 45:53
  Speaker 12: But I also saw, I don't know if you talked
• 45:55
  Speaker 12: about it, on Netflix I watched Wormwood.
• 45:57
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 45:59
  Speaker 12: That was fun. It's getting mixed reviews. That is another
• 46:03
  Speaker 12: kind of Australian gonzo thing.
• 46:05
  Speaker 8: You like this series?
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:08
  Speaker 12: There's zombies and there's scientists and there's soldiers and there's
• 46:13
  Speaker 12: just like guys that are like, oh, I live in the...
• 46:16
  Speaker 12: I'm sorry, Australian listeners. This is bad, but this is
• 46:20
  Speaker 12: the best I can do.
• 46:21
  Speaker 10: Like, oh, I'm going to blow us all up if
• 46:25
  Speaker 10: I can't beat you. I'm going to kill us all.
• 46:27
  Speaker 8: Tony Mountdown takes no responsibility for Australian accents used on
• 46:30
  Speaker 8: this show. Just a public service announcement.
• 46:33
  Speaker 10: That's good.
• 46:33
  Speaker 8: There's a lot of them in this episode.
• 46:34
  Speaker 12: You can forward all hate mail about that to freddie
• 46:39
  Speaker 12: at notlp.com.
• 46:41
  Speaker 8: Please do.
• 46:43
  Speaker 10: But that was.
• 46:44
  Speaker 8: Never mind.
• 46:45
  Speaker 10: I really enjoyed it. Yeah, she's... It's been a long
• 46:48
  Speaker 10: weekend for her.
• 46:49
  Speaker 12: But it's on Netflix streaming, so I also encourage you
• 46:53
  Speaker 12: if you like horror action comedy type movies, it was
• 46:58
  Speaker 12: really fun.
• 46:58
  Speaker 10: It was a very fun movie.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: Very good.
• 47:00
  Speaker 10: It is not.
• 47:01
  Speaker 12: There's no gravitas to it. There's no, like, There's no
• 47:04
  Speaker 12: human story here about survival and how to.
• 47:06
  Speaker 10: Hold on to your humanity.
• 47:07
  Speaker 8: It's just the end of the world.
• 47:10
  Speaker 12: There's just jumping fast zombies and disco-listening sadistic scientists.
• 47:18
  Speaker 8: It's an interesting combination.
• 47:20
  Speaker 10: It is interesting.
• 47:21
  Speaker 12: Those are the two most recent things I can think
• 47:23
  Speaker 12: of that I've seen. I would also recommend The Young Ones.
• 47:29
  Speaker 8: I would second that.
• 47:30
  Speaker 10: The television program.
• 47:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I've watched a lot more of it lately.
• 47:34
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 47:35
  Speaker 7: Well, back in the day when we were at the
• 47:38
  Speaker 7: old video store, which was earlier last year, before it closed,
• 47:43
  Speaker 7: like all of them have. But, yeah, there was the
• 47:46
  Speaker 7: other guy there that I work with that we were
• 47:47
  Speaker 7: both Young Lens fans.
• 47:48
  Speaker 8: So, like, quite often it would get put in.
• 47:51
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 47:51
  Speaker 8: So most of our day would be kind of ignoring
• 47:53
  Speaker 8: customers so that we could watch the Young Lens and
• 47:55
  Speaker 8: quote lines back and forth.
• 47:57
  Speaker 10: A lot of quoting lines.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: Do you want.
• 48:01
  Speaker 10: You want to throw a line out there? It has
• 48:03
  Speaker 10: been a minute.
• 48:04
  Speaker 8: I'm trying to think which ones at this point. I mean.
• 48:08
  Speaker 10: I'll start. I'll do a kneel.
• 48:10
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 48:11
  Speaker 10: You all really hate me, right? I could be in
• 48:14
  Speaker 10: the hospital, right? Dying. And you wouldn't even come to
• 48:18
  Speaker 10: visit me.
• 48:18
  Speaker 7: One of my favorites that I still will catch myself
• 48:22
  Speaker 7: laughing at for no good reason in the middle of
• 48:24
  Speaker 7: the day.
• 48:24
  Speaker 8: Guys, supper's on the floor.
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 48:30
  Speaker 10: I've nailed his feet to the floor. I also like.
• 48:36
  Speaker 8: Missed both my legs.
• 48:39
  Speaker 12: Another great Neil one is just when they're watching TV
• 48:41
  Speaker 12: and it's just snow.
• 48:43
  Speaker 10: He's like, no, no, it's really good.
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: It's like.
• 48:44
  Speaker 9: But you.
• 48:46
  Speaker 10: Also have to imagine him doing his little dance.
• 48:49
  Speaker 8: No way, Jimi Hendrix pissed on this man.
• 48:53
  Speaker 10: Just a Belovsky. Anyway, I'm very.
• 48:55
  Speaker 8: So there was our little breakdown.
• 48:56
  Speaker 10: There you go. That's the young ones. Go watch it
• 48:59
  Speaker 10: right now.
• 48:59
  Speaker 7: You might need a while to ease your way into it, kids.
• 49:02
  Speaker 7: Did you immediately take to it? Because I remember when
• 49:04
  Speaker 7: I was a kid and I saw it, I was
• 49:05
  Speaker 7: just like, what the hell is this? It didn't process
• 49:08
  Speaker 7: because it was weird British television. It took me repeated
• 49:12
  Speaker 7: viewings to be like, no, this is amazing.
• 49:15
  Speaker 12: I did immediately take to it. And I'll tell you,
• 49:17
  Speaker 12: there's a couple reasons why I think I was primed
• 49:19
  Speaker 12: for it. my dad enjoyed weird british tv shows like
• 49:24
  Speaker 12: they showed him on pbs like are you being served
• 49:26
  Speaker 12: among others so we would watch them together the old
• 49:29
  Speaker 12: doctor who before like this news shiny doctor.
• 49:32
  Speaker 8: Who the scary intro yeah whoo.
• 49:37
  Speaker 12: Um, so I already was kind of a fan of
• 49:39
  Speaker 12: weird British stuff. And then, uh, I, I caught onto
• 49:42
  Speaker 12: when I was like 18, maybe 19. It was a
• 49:46
  Speaker 12: thing that when I was in the band, we would
• 49:47
  Speaker 12: watch after practice, we would get high and watch the
• 49:49
  Speaker 12: young one. So immediately I was like, this is pretty great.
• 49:52
  Speaker 12: It was the summer holiday episode was the first one
• 49:54
  Speaker 12: I saw.
• 49:55
  Speaker 8: It might've been the first one I saw. Uh, maybe
• 49:58
  Speaker 8: they just played that one a lot. They didn't loop
• 50:00
  Speaker 8: them around over and.
• 50:01
  Speaker 10: Over and over. Do ants go to discos? Why is
• 50:04
  Speaker 10: that one wearing a silver boob tube? Are you hurrying?
• 50:09
  Speaker 10: Is it the countdown? All right.
• 50:12
  Speaker 8: We're ready to wrap this up.
• 50:13
  Speaker 12: We're going to wrap this segment up. But this is
• 50:18
  Speaker 12: what has wrought this rambling. Pick yourself up a young one.
• 50:22
  Speaker 8: I might do that.
• 50:24
  Speaker 10: It's the show, not the movie.
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 50:27
  Speaker 8: We've had a fun visit.
• 50:29
  Speaker 10: We have had a fun visit.
• 50:30
  Speaker 9: Thank you for having me.
• 50:31
  Speaker 8: You were saying we didn't have enough FaceTime, so we
• 50:32
  Speaker 8: had to have a little FaceTime here.
• 50:33
  Speaker 10: You made it happen, man.
• 50:35
  Speaker 8: And we recorded it so you guys could share in
• 50:37
  Speaker 8: our rambling about the young ones.
• 50:40
  Speaker 10: Thanks for having me and allowing me to just say
• 50:41
  Speaker 10: whatever I wanted.
• 50:42
  Speaker 8: But while you're here, you should plug that show you're on.
• 50:45
  Speaker 14: Oh, yes.
• 50:46
  Speaker 12: If you enjoy horror-specific podcasts, you enjoy vulgarity and people talking,
• 50:53
  Speaker 12: you could check out Night of the Living podcast, notlp.com.
• 50:56
  Speaker 12: We're also on iTunes or whatever popular podcatcher service you use.
• 51:01
  Speaker 10: You can find us with it.
• 51:03
  Speaker 8: There's a lot of podcasts out there. There are a
• 51:05
  Speaker 8: few that I endorse. You guys are heartily welcome.
• 51:08
  Speaker 10: Thank you. And the same goes both ways. We love
• 51:10
  Speaker 10: Movie Meltdown.
• 51:11
  Speaker 8: I appreciate the affection. You don't always get it.
• 51:14
  Speaker 15: Wow.
• 51:15
  Speaker 10: That's good.
• 51:15
  Speaker 8: Usually we just annoy people and rub them the wrong way.
• 51:17
  Speaker 10: Well, they're dumb.
• 51:18
  Speaker 8: Thank you for joining us. Thank you. Otherwise, that about
• 51:21
  Speaker 8: does it. We will return next week. Same geek feed.
• 51:23
  Speaker 8: Thanks for listening.
• 51:38
  Speaker 15: The young ones, darling, we're the young ones. And the
• 51:46
  Speaker 15: young ones.
• 51:49
  Speaker 11: Shouldn't be afraid to live, love, while the flame is strong.
• 51:59
  Speaker 14: Because we may not be the young ones. While we
• 52:10
  Speaker 14: don't tell tomorrow.
• 52:13
  Speaker 6: Cause tomorrow sometimes never comes.
• 52:21
  Speaker 11: So love me. There's a song to be sung. And
• 52:28
  Speaker 11: the best time is to sing it while we're young.
• 52:35
  Speaker 11: Once in every lifetime Comes a love like.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: This Oh, I need you And you need me Oh,
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: my darling Can't you.
• 52:48
  Speaker 6: See Your dreams Should be.
• 52:53
  Speaker 15: Dreams together And a young heart Shouldn't be afraid.
• 53:03
  Speaker 6: And some Teach the young ones along Once.
• 53:32
  Speaker 11: In every lifetime Come to love like this Oh, my darling,
• 53:44
  Speaker 11: can't you see? Young dreams should be dreams together.
• 53:53
  Speaker 15: And young hearts shouldn't be afraid. And someday, while the
• 54:05
  Speaker 15: years have flown, darling, then we teach the young ones
• 54:10
  Speaker 15: of our own.
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: Motorcycle.