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COLD CUTS: HUGE NEWS · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Whodiky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
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  Speaker 2: Nine Minutes to Sex this Monday afternoon with Kezy, Maggie
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  Speaker 2: and Old pug Son. And it's time for my brand
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  Speaker 2: new segment, Old Sharp on the Old Stings. They're ald sting.
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  Speaker 3: What's on the news now? Obviously this is the world's
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  Speaker 3: greatest segment. I just want to give you a little
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  Speaker 3: peek behind the curtain there. Old you said to pak
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  Speaker 3: so you just be really with the sting and Paks.
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  Speaker 3: I went in there cool. And then just as we
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  Speaker 3: went to it, POGs, I picked up as the phone
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  Speaker 3: and started texting.
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me. I refute that.
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  Speaker 4: I letterally brought up the Instagram photo because my mom
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  Speaker 4: was like, oh, we're doing the comments on this thing.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing later. You're butchering the segment of mine and
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  Speaker 2: people love the segment. Butcher. It's another cool nickname for you,
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  Speaker 2: the Butcher.
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  Speaker 3: There's other nickname that he gave himself. Can't be really
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  Speaker 3: out on here. Yeah, it was a shocker.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, let me just full disclosure. I had a news
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  Speaker 2: story lined up. Oh, let's go, But then Pugs has
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  Speaker 2: sent another one through, so it might be a double
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  Speaker 2: news extra. We'll start with Pugs as one Failer's interesting
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  Speaker 2: news from New Zealand Southland standing in a cargo there,
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  Speaker 2: a volunteer worker at a Southland op shop found a
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  Speaker 2: bag outside the store, a donation bag. Went to you know,
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  Speaker 2: pick it up, bring it in, put it on the
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  Speaker 2: shelf to sell for two bucks I don't know, and
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  Speaker 2: inside was forty grams of cannabis, thousands of dollars in cash,
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  Speaker 2: and like a weapon, like a police scanner thing. And
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  Speaker 2: then a few moments later some teenagers came by like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't have a bag there, so they accidentally donated
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  Speaker 2: a bag full of the good stuff. Too stoned, way
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  Speaker 2: too stone two stoned.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just going to drop off some of these old
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  Speaker 3: close down at the old Sally's there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. He dropped off all my drugs and all my
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  Speaker 2: money and my money and my skin. Yeah, because I've
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  Speaker 2: got two backpacks. One's got my old clothes in it
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  Speaker 2: and the other one's got on my drugs. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: not get those mixed up. So there was Pugs's news story.
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  Speaker 3: Can we try and get those guys on the phone, man,
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  Speaker 3: just see what happened. That's some good check.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I've only got one phone call, Magi, so I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if they'll be able to that's true. They
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  Speaker 2: might want to use it for a lawyer. That is true,
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  Speaker 2: because the police is probably in the bag. Police to
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  Speaker 2: get in touch. Here. Can you play the sting again, Pugs?
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  Speaker 2: So you're ready, see you mate, like you're so sharp?
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  Speaker 2: What's on the news with me? New story number two
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  Speaker 2: from around the world.
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  Speaker 3: This, this is going really well, guys. By the way,
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  Speaker 3: this is going off take three for eight.
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  Speaker 2: Three of this is going off news from Nevada. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: Las Vegas. Yeah, the city of sin Ugs now, which
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  Speaker 2: is usually any city you're in because you're a bad man.
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  Speaker 2: A bloke on holiday in Las Vegas, Canadian feller. There's
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  Speaker 2: a photo of him in the hallway three am. I'm
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  Speaker 2: guessing he's shirtless, wearing jeans and he's holding a flamingo,
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  Speaker 2: a real life, a life flamingo. So a Canadian tourist
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  Speaker 2: was arrested for abducting a flamingo from the Flamingo Hotel.
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  Speaker 2: They have a little live like a live little sanctuary
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  Speaker 2: of actual flamingos that you can see in the hotel,
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  Speaker 2: and he broke in there, stole one of them, took
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  Speaker 2: it back to his room. Yeah, and then accidentally, Hey,
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  Speaker 2: what goes on in Vegas stays in Vegas. You know
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  Speaker 2: what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: What business does a hotel have having a flamingo sanctuary.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. It's Vegas to a flamingo. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: If he didn't bang the flamingo, I don't think.
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  Speaker 3: Why else would you take a flamingo back to your
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  Speaker 3: room at three o'clock in the morning, CAZy, grow up man.
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  Speaker 2: Its name is Peachy, and apparently Peache will make a
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  Speaker 2: full recovery. It did hurt its wing, and apparently he
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  Speaker 2: was so steemed he heard its wing and was trying
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  Speaker 2: to like pop it back into place. Oh, and was
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  Speaker 2: trying to help the flamingo.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, Well, he probably caused it in the
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  Speaker 4: first place.
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  Speaker 2: We did. Yeah, we definitely did not by doing that, Mogi.
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  Speaker 2: That is not what happened, all right, kids, it's not
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  Speaker 2: what happened. But if you drink too much and you
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  Speaker 2: don't drink responsibly like we do, and then you think
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  Speaker 2: it's a good idea to steal a flamingo. You will
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  Speaker 2: get in trouble. That guy's arrested two pups. Can we
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  Speaker 2: get in touch with him? Please? You can get him
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  Speaker 2: on the phone. Pokes, Yeah, the flamingo.
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  Speaker 2: this Monday afternoon, let's give out some advice. Fellas at
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  Speaker 2: gmail dot com. Get in touch with meat petty Nips
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  Speaker 2: sixty nine at gmail dot com. It's a really mail address.
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  Speaker 2: Get in touch one hundred percent anonymous, and if we
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  Speaker 2: read it on the show, you get yourself a prize pack. Now,
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  Speaker 2: this is an interesting advice question tonight the Fellers. This
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  Speaker 2: comes from a listener who didn't, in fact use meat
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  Speaker 2: patting Nips sixty nine at gmail dot com. Instead, they
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  Speaker 2: asked me directly the advice question. I took note of
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  Speaker 2: it because it was a good question. I said, I'll
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  Speaker 2: addressed on the show on Monday, and they were Instagram
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  Speaker 2: they were like, yeah, that sounds great. The people's names
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  Speaker 2: are Lockie and Shahana.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, good A feelers, I know I know what
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  Speaker 4: this is.
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  Speaker 2: Good A failers. I was changing them at Pugs's thirtieth birthday.
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  Speaker 2: I made of our state at our place and left
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  Speaker 2: heaps of furniture at our house, a couch, a washing machine,
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  Speaker 2: a mountain bike. It's DJ Dix, et cetera. And won't
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  Speaker 2: come and pick them up. Right at this point, he's
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  Speaker 2: taking the purse. At what point are we allowed to
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  Speaker 2: sell it? Cheers? Do we know how long it was there? Pugs,
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  Speaker 2: Helen's have been there for man, your stuff.
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  Speaker 3: This person that's had the thing about them about to
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  Speaker 3: make sure you sitting here this.
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  Speaker 2: Never happens, giving the advice on what they should say.
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  Speaker 2: What's what's the gats here? A few months? A few months?
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  Speaker 4: My stuff's been in the garage there that the most
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  Speaker 4: it's just rude. The most annoying thing being the couch.
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  Speaker 4: That's been the hardest thing for you, for them and
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  Speaker 4: for me because that takes up the most room in
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  Speaker 4: the garage and that's been the thing that So, what
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  Speaker 4: you want.
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  Speaker 3: To plan, because I haven't heard you mentioned anything, your
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  Speaker 3: plan to talk to you about it? What's the plan
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  Speaker 3: for remedy in the situation here, Pegs, I've got.
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  Speaker 2: A truck picking it up tomorrow. Does that help? Really? Yeah? Really,
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  Speaker 2: where's the game? So there's your advice?
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  Speaker 4: Where's the I'm donating it because the idea was to
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  Speaker 4: sell it. It's a pretty pretty new couch cream sweet
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  Speaker 4: now shave just like a to me, No, so what
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  Speaker 4: is it?
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  Speaker 2: Three seater, three seater lounge, sweet cream leather yet And
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  Speaker 2: I had.
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  Speaker 4: Listed it on everything that I could try to sell it,
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  Speaker 4: and I started it at a certain price and I
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  Speaker 4: literally have gone down depends on it. I've dropped my
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  Speaker 4: pants on it to the point of trying to donate it,
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  Speaker 4: and even then can't do that.
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  Speaker 3: Right. That's a terrible couch, sort of like the Swede
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  Speaker 3: love boots that I had that I tried to give
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  Speaker 3: the homeless go and he wouldn't take them off me.
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  Speaker 2: Because it was so ugly. Yeah, your couch is the
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  Speaker 2: equivalent of that packs. What's the gats?
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  Speaker 5: Bro?
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  Speaker 2: When you say what's the guts? What do you mean?
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  Speaker 2: Why have you got such a ship? Care? It's the
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  Speaker 2: couch from my old place. You've seen it. You've been
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  Speaker 2: to my house, haven't you went to your old house?
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  Speaker 2: You remember the couch? Not really? What else have you got?
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  Speaker 2: Is it all getting picked up? The washing machine's gone,
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  Speaker 2: so I don't know what it's all.
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  Speaker 3: So now you're sort of your fuming at them for
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  Speaker 3: looking after your staff for three minutes, faming me accurate.
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  Speaker 3: It's all of the stuff getting picked up tomorrow. Is
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  Speaker 3: everything getting picked up tomorrow? The couch is getting picked up.
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  Speaker 2: About the other stuff, I'll get the other stuff. Get
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  Speaker 2: the other stuff. Remember this is for your friends. And
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  Speaker 2: they hit me up and they like, we love Pugs,
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  Speaker 2: but he's taking the purse. I think they meet Patty.
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  Speaker 4: Nips's sort of on and off Pug slander Sigma, which
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  Speaker 4: you know, I wouldn't have put so much effort into
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  Speaker 4: the sting if I knew this is what it was
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  Speaker 4: going to become, to be honest, A seton on the
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  Speaker 4: mic right.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I in the stings and more if it getting
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  Speaker 3: your staff out of the garishment, yeah, more if.
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  Speaker 2: It in the friend department. But also the question was
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  Speaker 2: at what point can they sell it?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 2: Three minutes? Fine?
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, from the sounds of it, good luck, Am
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  Speaker 3: I right? Pegs can't sell You're crap, can't give it away?
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  Speaker 2: It is four twenty six Choose out and with Keysy
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  Speaker 2: Moog and pugs Son under the weather but apparently feeling
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  Speaker 2: better today on the app, which is good news. Here'll
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  Speaker 2: be back on deck hopefully tomorrow. And are reminded to
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  Speaker 2: that we are going to be down in christ Church
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  Speaker 2: on Thursday doing a big show, live show. This is
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  Speaker 2: at the what's it called Critic Bar at the Richmond Club.
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  Speaker 2: So if you're in christ Church Critic Bar, Richmond Club,
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  Speaker 2: four pm this coming Thursday, come on down, get yourself
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  Speaker 2: a backbone shirt and get amongst it. We're telling while
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  Speaker 2: we're talking about lies that Moggie's told his wife, well.
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  Speaker 3: We're talking about white lives that people tell their wives.
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  Speaker 3: And my example was simply that my wife thought that
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  Speaker 3: I had cleaned coffee off our mattress. We thought it
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  Speaker 3: was stained. I said that I had when I hadn't
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  Speaker 3: even touched it, and she now thinks I'm amazing. So
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  Speaker 3: there are no real losers. You know, nobody has been hurt. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: the only thing that's happened is that as a result
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  Speaker 3: of my lie, she thinks more highly of me, and
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  Speaker 3: that can't be a bad thing.
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  Speaker 2: Does she have I earned it? No, No, you haven't.
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  Speaker 2: But little victories they're important, small victories. You take what
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  Speaker 2: you can get. Are you worried now that whenever there's
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  Speaker 2: a stain on the mattress, which is quite often because
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  Speaker 2: your cat is probably literally pissing on it right right now?
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  Speaker 2: Are you worried that you'll now become the mattress cleaner,
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  Speaker 2: the expert.
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  Speaker 3: It is a little bit of a concern. Absolutely, But
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  Speaker 3: I'm hoping to get the back on today.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But yeah, no matter how good I get at it,
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  Speaker 2: she's always.
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  Speaker 3: Going to be better at cleaning up stains. Yeah, she's
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  Speaker 3: got a passion for it. You're better at making stains,
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  Speaker 3: I am. Yeah, that's my great skills that I brought
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  Speaker 3: to this relationship.
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  Speaker 2: I've been racking my brain trying to think of a
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  Speaker 2: lie that I've told my wife, and the one that
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  Speaker 2: keeps coming back to me is just early doors. And
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  Speaker 2: it's not so much lying, but early doors in the relationship.
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  Speaker 2: It's just intentionally not bringing up stuff from my.
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  Speaker 5: Past, right lying, Lying by your mission, Lying by a
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  Speaker 5: mission is that it's cool. I believe so okay, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: what sort of stuff I just you know, like my grades.
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  Speaker 2: At school and just stuff like that, like a mountain biking. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: activities I may or may not have partaken in. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: certainly around the time that we were meeting. Ah, she's
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  Speaker 2: a very sensible lady, my wife.
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  Speaker 4: We're there moments where that got brought up in conversation
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  Speaker 4: that you can remember and then you deliberately left it
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  Speaker 4: out or it's just like it just never came up.
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  Speaker 2: So it would, you know, sort of sound like it
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  Speaker 2: might come up, and I'd sort of divert things nice,
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  Speaker 2: you know, like the other night Magi were at Hardy
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  Speaker 2: Jay's house and you know, you guys found out about
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  Speaker 2: something that she discovered in a school report of mine. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: from high school'd I failed a certain subject and she
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  Speaker 2: thought it was hilarious but that she was right. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: she was right, and it was very funny. The fact
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  Speaker 2: that this is even a thing you can fail is ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: And I will find the report and bring it in
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  Speaker 2: one day, Yes, but I intentionally waited until deep into
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  Speaker 2: the relationship to unveil that stuff. Yeah. But she actually
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  Speaker 2: likes you more for it, yeah, which is weird. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: really weird. You thought it would put her off one.
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  Speaker 2: But now I'm trying to find more stuff, just to
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  Speaker 2: see how far I can take this thing. You know,
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  Speaker 2: the more bad stuff I find for my past, the
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  Speaker 2: funnier she thinks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because she thinks that
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  Speaker 2: she's like rescued this reprobate.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, and she kind of has check out
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  Speaker 3: my you know, my this dog, this little puppy that
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  Speaker 3: I found on the side of the road.
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  Speaker 2: Look how good he is now look at him. He's
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  Speaker 2: on the radio. He's got a real job. This one's great.
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  Speaker 2: Little white lie here fellas. I had a friend stayt
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  Speaker 2: of mine after a massive night of drinking. He did
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  Speaker 2: poohs in the eight week old kittens little box. I
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  Speaker 2: loaned to my wife and told her that it was
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  Speaker 2: the kitten. To this day, she still thinks it was
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  Speaker 2: the kitten. You know, it's a good white light. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because you all laugh about how old. Wow, you know,
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  Speaker 2: the kitten far out squeeze out a big one. That's amazing.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you bond over that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I would do that if it was
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  Speaker 3: me that had done it came if I came home steam.
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  Speaker 3: But if it was a maid of mine that's going
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  Speaker 3: to copy the blame. I just let him have it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right. Actually, yeah told the wife and that
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  Speaker 2: the kids broke her favorite vase or vase. Yes, but
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  Speaker 2: it was actually me the whole time. See that's important
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  Speaker 2: when you've got young kids, because I remember an episode
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  Speaker 2: of Malcolm in the Middle where the dad runs in
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  Speaker 2: the room and pays one of the kids to take
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  Speaker 2: the fall for something. Yeah. Have you ever done that
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  Speaker 2: with your daughter?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, I do remember though growing up and
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  Speaker 3: my stepfather, my stepfather shaved, right, So he shaved and
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  Speaker 3: he left all the hair in the basin, right.
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  Speaker 2: My mother blamed me. Wow. And my stepfather just stood
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  Speaker 2: there and let me take the blame. Oh wow, how
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  Speaker 2: old were you fourteen? Oh my god. But you had
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  Speaker 2: a massive beard then as well. And I had a
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  Speaker 2: huge beard back then. Man. Yeah. So yeah, he was
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  Speaker 2: just like, it's not with the air, so let this
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  Speaker 2: lit this as take it. And that's where you learned
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  Speaker 2: to lie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, the whole che Big Show with Jason, Mike
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