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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Hey, what's up, Viper Horsescopes today?
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  Speaker 2: Happy Hollow Week. I'm telling you exactly what you should
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  Speaker 2: be for Halloween based on your Zodiac sign. We are
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  Speaker 2: officially in Scorpio season. So if it's your birthday today,
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  Speaker 2: you share a birthday with Seth MacFarlane, Keith Urban, Schoolboy Q,
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  Speaker 2: and Pat Sajak, who I hear is fab.
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  Speaker 1: He's the old host of Wheel of Fortune. Ryan Seacrest
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  Speaker 1: took his job about a year ago.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, did he now? Okay. So I feel like I
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  Speaker 2: should just read... Scorpio. Okay, so if you're a Scorpio today, Scorpios,
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  Speaker 2: you are not dressing up as a witch. You are
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  Speaker 2: kind of going to dress up as yourself because you
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  Speaker 2: kind of give witchy vibes. So black lace, dark makeup,
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  Speaker 2: and an attitude that makes people believe you actually know
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  Speaker 2: how to cast spells. Rich was telling us that his
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  Speaker 2: wife Stacy might be dressing up as a witch, and
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  Speaker 2: I told her she needs to tell everyone that she
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  Speaker 2: is that witch.
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  Speaker 1: I'm that witch. Let's say good morning to Kate. Hello, Kate.
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  Speaker 1: What's your sign?
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  Speaker 2: I'm a Libra. Oh, fabulous. Okay, Kyle is also a Libra.
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  Speaker 2: So what you guys should be dressing up for Halloween
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  Speaker 2: this year is a fashion icon. Libras, you're not wearing
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  Speaker 2: a costume either. You are wearing a look. Think supermodel
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  Speaker 2: or like Anna Wintour. Basically, Halloween is fashion week for
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  Speaker 2: you with a bunch of shots. Makes sense. My birthday
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  Speaker 2: is in October, October 3rd, so.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So you're here right there. Yeah, happy belated. Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks, Kate. How about Brianna? Brianna, what's your sign? Good morning, everyone.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a Leo. What are you going to be for Halloween?
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 1: Me and my family are going to Disneyland for Halloween
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  Speaker 1: night for Oogie Boogie Bash. I'm so jealous.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to have the best time.
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  Speaker 1: That's great.
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  Speaker 2: But you don't think you're going to dress up as
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  Speaker 2: like a Disney character or something fun like that?
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  Speaker 1: Probably not.
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  Speaker 2: Both of my sons are going to be Jack Skellington
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  Speaker 2: and Oogie Boogie. Cute.
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  Speaker 1: That's good.
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  Speaker 2: That's going to be awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Well, tell her what she should be, Peyton.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you should be Brianna and me. I'm a Leo too.
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  Speaker 2: What we should be dressing up as is famous icons
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  Speaker 2: because Halloween is basically our second birthday. So think like Beyonce, Britney, Rihanna,
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  Speaker 2: someone iconic. And if nobody recognized our costume immediately, we
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  Speaker 2: will take it personally.
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  Speaker 1: Well, if she's at Disneyland, you could be Snow White.
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  Speaker 1: She's iconic.
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  Speaker 2: She is iconic.
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  Speaker 1: I love it. I wonder if Disneyland lets you come
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  Speaker 1: into costume as a Disney character.
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  Speaker 2: On Oogie Boogie Bash, they do.
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  Speaker 1: They let you dress up.
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  Speaker 2: That's like the only day.
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  Speaker 1: Nick knows. Yes, Nick? Yeah, that's what I was going
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  Speaker 1: to say. Any other day, adults cannot be in costume.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're in Star Wars gear on Oogie Boogie Bash.
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  Speaker 1: But can you go dress as Mickey Mouse?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think you can wear a head.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I meant.
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  Speaker 2: You can Disney bound, which is where you dress up. Similar.
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  Speaker 1: Well, thank you, Brianna. Have a great, great time on Halloween.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Bye, guys. Bye.
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  Speaker 1: How about Pisces?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Rich, what you need to be dressing up for
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  Speaker 2: Halloween this year is a mermaid. You are giving full
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  Speaker 2: mermaid fantasy. Glitter, seashells, flowing hair, and absolutely no consideration
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  Speaker 2: for how you're supposed to walk in that costume. Reality
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  Speaker 2: has never been your thing. You are going to be
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  Speaker 2: flip-flopping around Wicked Ball.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, Pisces, water sign, makes sense.
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  Speaker 2: It does.
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  Speaker 1: And you are not wrong when you say that I
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  Speaker 1: don't have my feet stepped in reality.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's fair.
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  Speaker 2: I'm rarely wrong, Rich.
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  Speaker 1: How about Virgos?
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  Speaker 2: John Jay for Virgos. What you guys need to dress
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  Speaker 2: up as, you're going to hate this, but your wife
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  Speaker 2: might love it, a book character. So Virgos, you guys
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  Speaker 2: are dressing up as someone from a book. Like Sherlock Holmes,
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  Speaker 2: maybe some obscure villain, like whatever. You have researched every
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  Speaker 2: detail and you're annoyed and nobody appreciates the accuracy. I
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  Speaker 2: think you should just go as... The Odyssey and dress
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  Speaker 2: up as what's-his-face.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of books that are movies that would
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  Speaker 1: kind of cross over.
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  Speaker 2: That's true.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, technically. We just talked about Star Wars. Han
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  Speaker 1: Solo's a cool character. Rich, can I borrow your Han
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  Speaker 1: Solo pants? Yeah, I still have them. All right, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: If we need to get your sign, you want to
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  Speaker 1: know what you want to be for Halloween this week,
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  Speaker 1: go to our website, johnjainrich.com.