Latest / Relatables / EP 39 - WHY TRAVELING CHANGED HOW WE VIEW AUSTRALIA!!

Transcript

EP 39 - WHY TRAVELING CHANGED HOW WE VIEW AUSTRALIA!! · Relatables

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables.
• 0:01
  Speaker 2: That was the quickest sex she's ever had. You know
• 0:10
  Speaker 2: what I said? I said, damn right.
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. You want to have the title for everything.
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, Jake, I am going to expose myself to start.
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: Finally. Finally? What do you mean? I don't know. Found
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: to happen.
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: Found to happen.
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: Show your true colours.
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: Well, as some of the baddies know, we have just
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: came back from a holiday.
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: My part being in Europe. And I don't want to
• 0:48
  Speaker 2: tell this, but our name is Relatables for a reason.
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: When I was away, everyone talks about it in Europe, like, oh,
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: jet lag, how expensive euros are compared to AUD, like
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: the food, blah, blah, blah, blah. I haven't heard one
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: person talk about this, Jake.
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: Not one. Right, right. Wait, what? So, Europe....
• 1:12
  Speaker 3: Are you ready? Yeah.
• 1:15
  Speaker 2: Europe made me a one-pump chump.
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: Hectic, bro. Was that your fault? What? Was that your fault?
• 1:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:35
  Speaker 2: Let me preface to start.
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: Hey, wait a second. Wait a second. Everybody has those times, bro.
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: I've been known to stop and start frequently.
• 1:47
  Speaker 2: So, when we're in Australia, my home, I am proud
• 1:51
  Speaker 2: to say I'm... 15, 20 minutes. Like, I'm proud of
• 1:54
  Speaker 2: my efforts.
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. I put in some good sessions.
• 1:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:58
  Speaker 2: And, like, I feel like I've got control too. Like,
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: I'm not just fucking coming everywhere without, like, a bit
• 2:03
  Speaker 2: of control.
• 2:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:05
  Speaker 2: Get to Europe and, like, it's a Euro something. I'm
• 2:09
  Speaker 2: feeling sexy.
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:11
  Speaker 2: Every single time I had sex, under 30 seconds, I came.
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: For real?
• 2:17
  Speaker 2: One time even, Cassie said that was the quickest sex
• 2:20
  Speaker 2: she's ever had. You know what I said? I said,
• 2:29
  Speaker 2: damn right.
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. You want to have the title for everything.
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding.
• 2:37
  Speaker 2: There was one time I came really quickly and I said, fuck,
• 2:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on with me. Let's go again.
• 2:42
  Speaker 2: I came again in like a minute.
• 2:48
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: What the fuck, bro? The Relatables podcast is hosted by myself,
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: Jake Craig, a.k.a.
• 2:55
  Speaker 3: Daddy.
• 2:57
  Speaker 1: And my partner in crime, Mr. Orr. Hey, hey, hey.
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: My partner in one pump chump, Mr. Audie Clark, a.k.a. Mummy.
• 3:08
  Speaker 2: I gave myself that name. You've got to come up
• 3:09
  Speaker 2: with something more creative. So you came up with one
• 3:12
  Speaker 2: pump chump.
• 3:13
  Speaker 1: Chump.
• 3:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you have to come up with
• 3:15
  Speaker 2: something that is on your own, then it can stink.
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay. End of the episode.
• 3:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, end of the episode. I'll have a new nickname
• 3:21
  Speaker 2: for you. It'll probably come up naturally. It'll come up
• 3:23
  Speaker 2: again in conversation.
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: Anyway. Uh, so yeah, as you guys, um, probably know,
• 3:31
  Speaker 1: we've just come back from our separate holidays.
• 3:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we have. So we've had a big break. So
• 3:35
  Speaker 2: if we're a bit rusty, you know why, but I'll
• 3:38
  Speaker 2: tell you what, Jake, I'm.
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: Excited to be back.
• 3:40
  Speaker 2: Although having a holiday is fun. Like I missed in quotes,
• 3:44
  Speaker 2: our job. Yeah.
• 3:45
  Speaker 1: Same. I, I had plenty of moments where I was
• 3:47
  Speaker 1: kind of like, God, I would like to get back. Yeah.
• 3:51
  Speaker 2: So something about, I really miss the routine.
• 3:55
  Speaker 1: Humans for some reason need routine.
• 3:56
  Speaker 2: We really do. And like, did you have a bit
• 3:59
  Speaker 2: more routine being in Canada?
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: I would say yes, probably more than you. Cause I was,
• 4:04
  Speaker 1: I was with my mom for two weeks and then
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: I was driving around like on a road trip for
• 4:08
  Speaker 1: two weeks. And so the road trip obviously lacked routine,
• 4:12
  Speaker 1: but it was pretty sick and we were doing awesome stuff.
• 4:16
  Speaker 1: But when I was at my mom's, the routine I
• 4:19
  Speaker 1: had was pretty much the same thing every day. I
• 4:22
  Speaker 1: had a great sleep schedule going nine until like 6 a.m.
• 4:27
  Speaker 1: It was great. And then I'd wake up and I'd
• 4:30
  Speaker 1: just like chill. And everything was very slow. And it
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: did just kind of get to the point where I
• 4:34
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, I want to get up and do something.
• 4:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, it gets like that, hey? I'll tell you what
• 4:41
  Speaker 2: was funny though too was, so Jake was in Canada,
• 4:43
  Speaker 2: different time zone. I was in Europe, different time zone.
• 4:46
  Speaker 2: And then our management was in Australia. And having comms,
• 4:50
  Speaker 2: it was ridiculous because Jake was up in the morning.
• 4:53
  Speaker 2: I was sleeping.
• 4:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 4:55
  Speaker 2: And then Jake would go to sleep and then it
• 4:57
  Speaker 2: would be the end of our manager's day. And then
• 4:59
  Speaker 2: I would wake up and talk to him and then
• 5:01
  Speaker 2: I would have my whole day and Jake would wake up.
• 5:03
  Speaker 2: It was like three completely different timelines, like three hour
• 5:06
  Speaker 2: gaps between conversations all day, every day. It was so funny.
• 5:10
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't recommend it. I'm not even good at comms
• 5:13
  Speaker 1: when we're all in the same time zone.
• 5:14
  Speaker 2: No. Well, I kind of liked it because I woke
• 5:16
  Speaker 2: up and a little bit had happened because it'd been
• 5:18
  Speaker 2: both of your almost whole days.
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point.
• 5:22
  Speaker 2: And then in the morning, I'd do something and then
• 5:24
  Speaker 2: I would relax because everyone's asleep.
• 5:26
  Speaker 1: You moved around a lot, eh?
• 5:28
  Speaker 2: Moved around heaps, eh?
• 5:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 5:31
  Speaker 1: You guys. I saw, okay, when you guys were at
• 5:36
  Speaker 1: Sydney Airport when you were leaving, I saw the backpacks
• 5:39
  Speaker 1: you had, right? The massive backpacks. Was that the only
• 5:42
  Speaker 1: bags you had?
• 5:44
  Speaker 2: We did proper backpacking vibe. Big, massive backpack. I had
• 5:48
  Speaker 2: a 70 litre on the back. Cassie had a 60.
• 5:50
  Speaker 2: And then just a carry-on, normal-sized backpack you wear to
• 5:53
  Speaker 2: school on our front.
• 5:54
  Speaker 1: So you didn't have any wheelie suitcase? Nah, not at all.
• 5:57
  Speaker 2: Because we were travelling so much. We were moving around
• 5:59
  Speaker 2: so much. And then a lot of European airlines, they're
• 6:02
  Speaker 2: stingy as fuck. And some of them go down to
• 6:06
  Speaker 2: 20 kilos, not 30. Shit, bro. So if you have
• 6:09
  Speaker 2: like a wheelie one, like a big wheelie one will
• 6:11
  Speaker 2: get you 30 kilos. But so yeah, I fly it
• 6:13
  Speaker 2: over there was check baggage was 30, but then a
• 6:15
  Speaker 2: couple internal ones that went down to 20 kilos and
• 6:18
  Speaker 2: I had 18 and Cassie had 18 as well or 17.
• 6:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, so you were chilling. That's fucking, that's those backpacks.
• 6:25
  Speaker 1: I was like, holy, I didn't know you've got one
• 6:28
  Speaker 1: full backpack vibes.
• 6:29
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't recommend it.
• 6:30
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 6:31
  Speaker 2: I would recommend it if you wanted to do a
• 6:33
  Speaker 2: trip like ours. Yeah. But fuck, it's annoying living out
• 6:36
  Speaker 2: of a backpack like that and then chucking it on
• 6:38
  Speaker 2: your shoulder. I was going to sell it, but I
• 6:40
  Speaker 2: think I might just throw the fucker away.
• 6:45
  Speaker 1: You don't think you'd do another backpacking trip, bro?
• 6:47
  Speaker 2: Fuck no. It was a necessity to do the backpack
• 6:52
  Speaker 2: for our trip. However, the backpack fucking sucks ass. I
• 6:57
  Speaker 2: want to be rich enough to not have to do
• 6:59
  Speaker 2: that and just taxi everywhere. Because we call it Fair
• 7:02
  Speaker 2: Food Trains. But the start of today's episode is just
• 7:05
  Speaker 2: basically Jake and I catching up. We haven't really caught
• 7:08
  Speaker 2: up about our trips because we were like, save it,
• 7:09
  Speaker 2: save it, save it. Yeah, we haven't done any sort
• 7:12
  Speaker 2: of big catch-ups about them.
• 7:13
  Speaker 1: But yeah, no. I didn't even like living out of
• 7:18
  Speaker 1: a suitcase.
• 7:19
  Speaker 2: It gets to you though, hey.
• 7:21
  Speaker 1: Like five weeks, hey. I don't know. It just.
• 7:24
  Speaker 2: Let's flip it, actually. What was good about your trip
• 7:26
  Speaker 2: to start?
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, true. We're just, like, mad focusing on the
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: stuff we needed.
• 7:30
  Speaker 2: No, but I feel like it's easier to moan at
• 7:31
  Speaker 2: the start.
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's so easy to moan. I love telling people,
• 7:35
  Speaker 1: everyone goes, how's your trip? And I go, great, but
• 7:36
  Speaker 1: I'm glad to be home.
• 7:37
  Speaker 2: That's what I say.
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: So privileged.
• 7:44
  Speaker 2: So privileged.
• 7:45
  Speaker 1: Anyway, no, the trip was actually fucking sick. Flight there,
• 7:50
  Speaker 1: so flight from Sydney to Vancouver is... I don't know,
• 7:54
  Speaker 1: 14 hours or whatever. And then you get a short,
• 7:57
  Speaker 1: like 30 minute flight from Vancouver to Kamloops, which is
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: where my mom is. And I've done it fair few
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: times now. And every single time you get off the
• 8:06
  Speaker 1: plane at Vancouver, you've got 40 minutes to your next flight.
• 8:10
  Speaker 1: So it's actually good. You just kind of like get off.
• 8:12
  Speaker 1: You don't even have to get your bags. They go
• 8:13
  Speaker 1: straight to Kamloops. You just like run to the next
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: flight and then you're there. For some reason, this time
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: me and Beth get there and we had this, we
• 8:22
  Speaker 1: had an eight hour layover. Eight hours. We had an
• 8:25
  Speaker 1: eight-hour layover, bro.
• 8:26
  Speaker 2: That is so annoying for such a short flight after.
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: It was such a long layover that my mum could
• 8:35
  Speaker 1: have driven to Vancouver, picked us up, and driven back,
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: and we probably would have got home just before we
• 8:41
  Speaker 1: actually got there.
• 8:42
  Speaker 2: Did you not know prior or did something happen?
• 8:45
  Speaker 1: I have no idea. We were getting emails saying that
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: our flight had moved. and then it just kept getting
• 8:51
  Speaker 1: moved back and back. They must have been overbooking flights
• 8:53
  Speaker 1: and then bumping us for some reason because we're Aussies.
• 8:55
  Speaker 3: I have no idea.
• 8:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
• 8:58
  Speaker 1: So we did that, and I didn't sleep on the
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: flight there.
• 9:02
  Speaker 2: Was it a red-eye?
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: No. So you leave at like 9 a.m. Australia time.
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: So you're not tired. You're just not tired at all.
• 9:09
  Speaker 1: And so you leave at 9 a.m., and then we
• 9:13
  Speaker 1: landed at 6 a.m. in Canada, and it was the
• 9:17
  Speaker 1: same day we left somehow, date-wise anyway. And so we
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: went and I was like, we're going to a lounge.
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. We're paying to get into
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: a lounge. So we paid like 120 bucks to get
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: into this lounge. Amex got us a discount, by the way.
• 9:30
  Speaker 2: I saw the payment. I think Jake must have been
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: starting his holiday.
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: I was like, let's go. Amex got us a fucking discount.
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: And so we sat there and just fuck. We sat
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: there for so long. Anyway, spent five days hanging out
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: with family. In little town Chase. Yep. And then we
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: went on our road trip and we did an episode
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: talking about what our um trips were going to be
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: i seem to remember but bro canada is like it's
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: a very nice country.
• 10:02
  Speaker 2: It looks beautiful where you went like the road trip.
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: Very nice country highly recommend it we um we my
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: big my favorite thing was just like the mountains because
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: we don't have them here Yeah. Something cool about a
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: hike opposed to a bushwalk, eh? Yeah, it was really
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: cool driving through them. And then also when you get
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: to a place and you're like, oh, you go on
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: all trails and there's these hikes around where it's like,
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know, 10K hike with 800 meters of elevation.
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: You're like, fuck.
• 10:31
  Speaker 2: Honestly, I'll give you props. I didn't think you'd have
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: that dog in you to do the hikes you were doing.
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: We ended up just doing a bunch of them, eh?
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: They were actually sick. You were doing like 15, 20K
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: hikes and me and Cassie were like, oh shit, they
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: still go on fucking ham.
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: It was so gnarly. I went full performative as well.
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: Like I got there, right? Before we go on our
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: road trip, I went and bought some trail shoes that
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: I probably never would have bought if I wasn't going
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: to do that.
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: And then I bought- You actually need them though on
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: a hike, I found out.
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah. It's slippery.
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: So trail shoes- And then I bought a little cross
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: body bag because I didn't have a proper backpack, little
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: cross body bag. And then I bought the pants that
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: you can zip the halfway off and have shorts if
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: you want them. So I like full performative tourist hiker.
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: And I don't even give a shit. I was like,
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: this looks hectic for photos, bro.
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: Was it busy there hiking or not really?
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: Not really. Only like, only one of the hikes we
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: did was super busy. The first one we did, was
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: in this place called Squamish and it was called the
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: Sea to Sky. And so you can gondola up if
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: you want. And we were going, you know what? Fuck it.
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: We'll walk up. And so we go to pay. You
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: got to pay. Sorry, no, you got to pay to
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: use the gondola. So we're going to walk up and
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: gondola down. And we get there and we go to
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: pay for the gondola down. And she goes, oh, you
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: can pay when you're up there and it's better to
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: do that just in case you don't make it. And
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: so we walked out and we thought, who does she think...
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: We're both young. We at least, we might not be fit,
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: but we at least look fit. And I was like,
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: fuck you. So we went and did it. Hardest thing ever.
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: So hard, bro.
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: Is that the fuck you recorded and put on your Insta?
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: That was so, that was the first one we did.
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: And it was so difficult. And there was, we, we
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: saw two people on that, both the dogs, which was hectic. Um,
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: shout out Canada national parks, allowing dogs.
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: That's what all of Europe do.
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: Australia sucks, bro.
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: I think it's for wildlife here.
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: But they got fucking wildlife there, but they just let
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: you have dogs doing whatever they want. It's hectic.
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they do.
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: I was like, this is so cool. Whatever. Cool hike.
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: Great hike. Ruined me. I was tired. And then ever
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: since then, we just got this random little itch to
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: just do this big hike. So we ended up just
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: doing bigger and bigger ones. Hell yeah.
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: Are you going to do some big ones now you're back?
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: Probably not. Probably not, bro. I'm not going to lie
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: to you. I've told you. I went full performative. I'm
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: not going to sit here and act like I'm lying. Well,
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: you've got all the gear still.
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: Why did you leave it there?
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. I've got it. Wait. Bear spray.
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I was going to ask. What about the
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: bears in Canada, Bart?
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: I didn't see any. Didn't you see one? No, no.
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: The one we saw was a bear that was in captivity.
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: And he was found when he was only a couple
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: months old because- So he's 24 years old. So in 2022, sorry,
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: in 2002.
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: He's the same age as us.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: Bro, this guy's old. His name's Boo. He's a mad dog.
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: So in 2002, this bear has three cubs, which means
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: apparently like a very healthy mama bear because it had
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: three cubs. They usually have two. And so it's walking
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: along the highway and this guy gets out of his car,
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: shoots the mom.
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: What?
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: Shoots the mom. Fuck. The cubs, two of the cubs
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: run up a tree. One of them blitzes off into
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: the forest, never to be seen again, obviously died. And
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: the rangers ended up finding the two cubs in the
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: tree and took them to this place in Golden at
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: Kicking Horse Mountain. And they built them a 20-acre thing
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: on the mountain. It's hectic. And they were put in
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: there together. And then in the first hibernation, unfortunately, one
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: of the cubs passed away. But the other cub, And
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: his name's Boo.
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: Fuck, is this Lonely Butt?
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: No.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: Apparently, it's like... They're just solitary animals anyway. So, it's just...
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: This guy's been living the sickest life, right? 20 acres
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: of land. He gets food thrown in there for him.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: He has to hunt for it and shit. They hide it.
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: And he... Wait. Mad Rooter.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: Is he?
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: Wait, this guy, bro? Okay, so.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: It's fucking Izzy. So, electric fence around the outside, right? Well,
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: have they got, like, fucking bear prostitutes coming in? So,
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: they've got.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: They've got electric fence around the outside, but he obviously
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: attracts other bears. And so, you know, there's food in
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: there and he's in there. And during mating season, which
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: happens one month every year, twice in his 24 years
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: of life, so not often, but twice, he has had
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: this blonde grizzly bear come up to the outside of
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: his enclosure and he's just been chilling with her. He
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: waits for all the rangers to go to sleep and
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: he digs underneath the fence and he went missing for
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: a month.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: And they were like, we need to go find him
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: because we don't know if he actually can handle himself
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: in the wild. And then one day he's just back
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: in his enclosure and they closed him in.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: Fuck, so he just fucked for a month.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: This guy goes out and just is hanging out. And
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: so they had helicopters out and they were watching him
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: and he hung out with this blonde grizzly for ages, right?
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: And then a couple of years after that, He got
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: out again. And to prevent him getting out the second time,
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: even though he got out, what they had to do
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: was bury underneath the fence, like pieces of steel plates.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: Plates you can't dig. Yeah.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: And they weld them together. This guy fucking ripped it open. Really?
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: And he got out again. What an Adam away. Yeah.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: And yeah.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: When you want to have sex, you got to have sex.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: This guy, he was like, I need to get my
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: seat out there. You guys don't get it.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: I wonder how long he was lasting. Is that curiosity?
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: You could be boo the van, bro. Wow. That sounds good, man. Yeah,
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: he's a fucking mad dog. But if you're in Canada,
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: in the Banff region, I recommend the Galatea Lakes, Galatea
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Alpine Lakes hike.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, very nice. Good recommendation.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: That was the freaking sickest thing I ever did.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: What about you, bro?
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: So, I've got a list for mine, actually.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, hell yeah.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Because there were so many places.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. True.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: Let me just get it up.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: Let me.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: Me and Cassie went through them. So, every place we
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: went to, I've given a rating. And I want to preface,
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: this is from our experience. And as a tourist, one
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: thing I hate is people say like, oh, you went
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: to the wrong place or whatever. Um, yeah, the main
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: city is not good. You got to go somewhere else, mate.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: If it's your major city and it's shit, I don't care.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: You got to go through, you got to go through
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: there to get somewhere. That means it's not good.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: If you have to live there to know that it's good,
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: it's not that good.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Like if you, if you have to spend a bunch
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: of time in a place to find the good spots,
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: it's not that good. Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Um, to start, I got you a present.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Oh shit.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: You gave me one?
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: No. You're fucked. What was I going to do? Bring
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: you back some fucking maple syrup. You don't even need it.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: I would have fucking enjoyed the gesture. Yeah.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: I'm not like... I hate souvenirs, eh?
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: You ready, mate?
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's hectic. That's a sick souvenir.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll actually... There you go, mate. For the audio listeners,
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: it is Darcy or a sausage dog on a tote bag.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: That's actually sick. Thank you.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: That is from Hungary, my friend.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah. My tote bag from Hungary.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: So here's the thing, right? I'm happy to admit I'm
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: a shit friend for not getting you a souvenir.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Last time you went, you got me like some predator
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: fucking magnet.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: There you go. I've already got you something from Canada.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: That was last time. That was two years ago.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: I dislike souvenirs when people get you something. It's like,
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: don't get me something that I need to then look
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: at and I want to throw out, but I feel
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: bad throwing it out.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: All right, you ungrateful piece of shit. You can't have it.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: No, I like that. I told you I like that.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: That's a good gift. You're probably just saying that to
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: my face. That's not just like a shirt that says
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: hungry on it and that looks like shit. Or it's
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: not like, that's not like a little toy stuffed animal
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: of like a fucking bear that has a shirt that
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: says hungry on it. That's like, here you go, Jake.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: I got this. You've got this for you from Hungary.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: You actually put thought into that. That's a good gift.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Thank you. I wasn't actually going to get you anything.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: And then I saw it and I was like, oh.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, fuck, that's actually pretty good. All right,
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: so my holiday. We flew into Amsterdam from Sydney. It
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: was a red eye. Long flight, Emirates.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: For real?
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Way better. We flew Turkish Airlines on the way home.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Not as good.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Flew into Amsterdam. Didn't know what to expect with Amsterdam,
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: but gave it an overall rating of 7 out of 10.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: i'd recommend going if you haven't been it's such unique
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: architecture and landscape with the canals and like the history
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: and just bikes man bikes in europe dude inside.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: My grandparents in canada so we hung out with them
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: a fair bit fuck you know what i got stories
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: about my grandma hey she's a wild human anyway is she.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Like cool grandma one of those ones who are like
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: say rogue shit.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: She'll say rogue shit, but she's also a mad dog
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: and just tries to kiss you on the lips. It's
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: actually insane, bro. It's actually insane. It's crazy, bro. Anyway,
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: she was obsessed with Beth. Anyway, they went to Amsterdam
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: and they said that the bike lanes were.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's insane. Cars there don't make sense. Having a
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: bike there makes sense. If you live there, you just
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: have to have a bike.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: It's cool.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: And then the public transport, the tram's insane there.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Really, really good.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: I feel like Australia needs to step up its game. No,
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: that was really, really nice.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Question about Amsterdam. Is it a smaller city?
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Is it close together? Is that why the tram system's good?
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Because you know how Sydney is spread out?
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, I guess you are right. So we stayed on
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: the outskirts of Amsterdam, which I really like because it's really,
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: really busy. Yeah. And then it was like 20 minutes,
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: 18 minutes on a tram to get to the middle
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: and then like another 20 to get to the other side.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: So I guess you could say it's 40 minutes to
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: get from one side to the other.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: True. That's not huge then, is it?
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And we went on like one of those canal
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: rides and it was about an hour and I think
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: he took us to like most places.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: Which is cool. It's a bit grubby, but you could
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: appreciate what it was.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Which was good. So overall rating, 7 out of 10.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: We got there, but what?
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Did you do mushies?
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Nah, I didn't. Because it was early in the trip
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: and we were fighting jet lag. I didn't want to.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: I was. Because you need to be in the right
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: headspace to do mushies.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: And then if it was later in the trip when
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: we were doing hiking, I would have loved to do it.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, fuck. I looked up what
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: are the other regulations in other countries and you couldn't
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: bring them there. But I'm like, I don't want to
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: be in a city and just fucking cooking on mushies
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: where I can't sleep and shit. Nah, that's valid. But
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: we get there and then our room's like super duper
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: hot because it was hot in Europe because it was summer.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: And we go downstairs and she goes, oh, I control
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: it from down here. And we're like, oh, yeah, sweet.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Can you just turn the air con like down a
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: fair bit? Like it's really hot in our room. And
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: then we go out, we come back. Our room's boiling.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: And then we go like, our air con's not like working. Hey,
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: can we like maybe change rooms? And she goes, oh, yeah,
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: the whole building's air con actually isn't working. You can
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: just open a window. And we're like, do you realize
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: our window, we were on the top floor. Our window
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: opened five centimeters.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: And we were just like, you do realize our window, like,
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: doesn't open because, like, to prevent people jumping out. And
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: she's like, just open it up. And I was like,
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: zero airflow in there.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: So, I was like, the first night we were there,
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: we were just sweating. And we were like, what the fuck?
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: And they, like, lied to us and shit. And didn't
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: say I didn't want to work at the start, which
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: is really, really weird. But other than that, it was
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: really nice. I'd recommend.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Next, we went to Switzerland.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: My favorite.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Looks hectic.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Really well-run country. Sucks for Australians because the Swiss franc.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: is really strong compared to even the Euro and Australian dollar.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: So it's really expensive for us. But I'm going to
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: give that a rating of 9 out of 10. Super clean.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: The landscape, 10 out of 10. The hike we did, sorry,
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: it was called the Oceane hike or something. Fucking best
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: hike I've ever done in my life. Busy?
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, really busy.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: We got there like 10 minutes. You have to get
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: cable cars up and down.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: You can't.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: Like if you walked it, that's a whole hike in itself.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: And we got there like 10 minutes after it opened.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: So there's no one there. Like if you get there
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: at the front, but when we're walking back packed and
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: there's a lake at the top, you could swim. So
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: like people would just go up there and don't hike
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: as well.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: So it was really, really busy, but I would highly
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: recommend Switzerland. Hell yeah.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: I do want to go there one day. It looked,
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: the videos you guys have taken to, I really like,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: so I like, um, so where I was was, I
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: obviously thought it was awesome. Right. And it's just like,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: you don't, it just doesn't feel real.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: When you look at it all.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: But what I really liked was that like, so there
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: was some videos of yours where you looked like it
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: was just rock mountains. Right. But then where you guys were,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: where it was like just green and with not really
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: many trees, like just green grass. And then there's a town.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: And I just think if, if you lived there, you
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: just couldn't be depressed.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: No, it's in the middle of nowhere. And they use
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: cows or goats to keep the grass down because you
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: obviously can't mow it. And I was like, this is
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: so cool. And the cows have bells on them, so
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: the bells vibrate throughout the mountain. So it's just like...
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: And it's really relaxing. It was so cool and so
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: foreign to us. We don't have any sort of... I
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: think they're formed from old volcanoes. Like that, anywhere in Australia.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Highly recommend. If I was to recommend a trip, I
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: reckon I would say... obviously because we live so far away,
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: you want to do Europe and do as much as
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: possible because it's so hard to get there.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: But I feel like you and I probably would enjoy
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: like Switzerland for two weeks and then pick one other place.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: Maybe go to a beach place for two weeks. Done.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's my, Oh yeah. I like that.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: I feel like, I feel like that would be good.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: But next we went to Austria.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Surprise.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Really, really good.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I, those videos are sick. Good hiking.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Like the Austria was a bit of all rounding. Um,
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: More affordable. We went to Innsbruck and Vienna. Good hiking.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Nice people. And there's like more gyms and more stuff
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: to do. Old town in Vienna or Innsbruck. I remember
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: it's a big blur. It was really, really good. I'd recommend.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: And then next we went to Hungary, which we weren't
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: happy with.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Didn't like Hungary?
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Fucking hated it.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but where'd you go, bro? But where'd you go?
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry to all the Hungarian baddies out there.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Went to Budapest. Sorry to interrupt. I swear I've watched
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: a Spanian video on Budapest and he goes, this place
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: is trash.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Maybe because we were online and they had raving reviews
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: about everything and we were like, is anyone else experiencing
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: what we experienced? Firstly, we got an Airbnb, which was
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: like a 4.97 rating and we're like, oh yeah, let's
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: get there, go there. We're staying in the sussest location.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: It was like in town, but like, I don't know,
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: 50 meters off the beaten path.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Get in there.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: There's just bins filled with rubber. Smells like absolute shit.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: And then we walk through there. There's paint peeling on
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: all the buildings. Apparently, this is normal in Europe and Hungary.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: And you have to go through like an old elevator
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: invented in like the 80s. Feels like it's going to break.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: And it's like stinks everywhere, paint peeling everywhere. It feels
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: like to picture it baddies. You know when you watch
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: a movie or a documentary and some guy's turned his
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: life around? He used to be in jail and he goes,
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: this is where I grew up. And he goes to
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: his mom's house and it's like, fucked. And at the
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: bottom there's kids playing with dogs and feral cats and shit.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: That's what it was. We walk up to our room
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: and it's boiling hot too, by the way. It's like
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: 38 degrees, so we're overstimulated. And there's an old grandma
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: in her whole underwear just getting oxygen in. And she
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: was just wrinkly and shit. We're like, what the fuck
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: is this?
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: This old lady's catching strays. Like, what's this wrinkly old
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: lady doing? No, but, like, she was in her undies,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: and she was, like, 80.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: I was like, I don't want to see this shit.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and she lives there, obviously.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. She eats to her own. She can do
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: what she wants. Be like, fucking close your blind. I
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: don't want to fucking see you naked. And then we
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: get to our room, and to be fair, it wasn't terrible,
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: but it also did not feel safe one bit. To compare,
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: when we went to Bali, what's the... All for the
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: six weeks we were in Bali, every single one of
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: those accommodations was hand hands down better than that one
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: in Hungary. Wow. And like, but it was like a
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: Bali vibe. It had like a hot water heater on
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: top of the shower. And like, it was just janky
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: and kind of felt like I didn't feel clean in there.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: So we booked a nicer hotel around the corner, which
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: was actually like nice, kind of expensive. And then I
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: think maybe that left a bad taste in our mouth.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: We went to do all the touristy things, went to
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: these cool parliament houses there, and then I can't remember
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: what the massive building that was there that we went to,
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: but it was just a massive homelessness problem. Yes. We
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: saw one guy just had his ass completely out. He
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: was just walking around.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Are they all looking like they're under the influence too?
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so Cassie saw some guy smoking crack. That was
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: a good thing to see.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Shit, bro. The homelessness in Canada was the same. Everyone's, like,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: vent folded over.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was kind of, like, overwhelming and depressing
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: in a sense. Like, obviously, like, you feel really bad
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: for them. But then also, like, that was the only
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: place that I said to Cassie. It's like, I don't feel...
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Because Cassie runs most mornings. I said, I don't feel
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: safe of you running here. If I've got to come
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: with you or... I don't think you should run by yourself.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Just because it was like that. And then there's... So, obviously...
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: that Europe's implemented the cans thing where you return a
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: can and get five or 10 cents or whatever. And
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: that's the only way homeless can make money. But there's
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: just fucking homelessness ravaging through all the, all the rubbish
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: bins and throwing rubbish everywhere. And we're just like, this
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: is like, this is like low key disgusting.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Dang.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: So it's just like, and it's, I looked it up
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: and apparently like, I don't know, I could be completely wrong.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Their government's not very good and it's quite corrupt and
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: they don't care.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Um, and a lot of people say when it's an
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: old country shit like this happens, but it made me
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: reflect and like appreciate Australia. But then also like, it
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: was overwhelming because like it made me think like, how
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: has humanity let it get to this? And all these people,
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: there's so many people in the same situation and I
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: felt really bad. And I was just like, this is
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: where the problem.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Um, but food was good. That got hungry rating up.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Was it expensive? Was hungry expensive? No, it was one
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: of the cheaper countries, which was good. There you go.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: But other than that, every time we left... You know
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: when you leave your house in Bali and you get
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: overstimulated really quickly? It was like that, but then the
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: people in Indonesia are really nice. Added a level of
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: danger to it.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Okay. Weird. Yeah. Okay. Interesting. So I'll probably look after
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: hearing that. I probably won't go to Hungary.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: No, I avoided all costs. I've got a story. So
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: what we're going to do, this is just like my
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: overall ratings. I've got a couple like big hitting stories.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: I'll bring the next couple of weeks.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Once to do with Hungary. I won't tell it now.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: It'll take too long.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Next, we went to Slovenia. Really, really good, which was
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: great because Slovenia is the cleanest country in Europe. Go Slovenia.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: We went from disgusting to really, really nice. We did
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: a road trip there. We hired a golf. It was
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: wigging me out driving on the wrong side.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Of the road. I had to do that the whole
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: time in Canada. It was so weird.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Does it feel like your spatial awareness of the passenger
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: side is way off compared to how we drive? Yeah, yeah.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: So I kept on driving. Beth kept on saying, like,
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: you're off the road.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what Cassie kept doing.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: She kept saying, you're off the road. And I'd be like, oh, shit, sorry.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: And then I found out my mum, because we used
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: my mum's car, it has this little lane assist. I
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: turned that on and it helped me out.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: But Slovenia was really, really nice. The hikes and, like,
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: the natural water springs or whatever, the rivers, they were
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: freezing cold, which I love. It was like an ice
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: bath after an ice hike.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: They come from glaciers or something? I actually don't know.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: It would make sense maybe because it was freezing. But
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: that was lovely. And it's just free-flowing water too. So
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: it's like so fresh and so clear. It was wigging
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: me out because like, you know, when we dive in
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: the ocean and salt water goes in your mouth, like
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: you dive and then it's clear and.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: You're like, what the hell? What's going on? That's a
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: weird feeling.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: And then we went to Croatia, Dubrovnik. This is where
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: we went to the beaches. Really, really nice. Rate that 7.8.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Slovenia was an 8.5.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Corfu.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Only downside is we got a little bit of food
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: poisoning from a guros. We had a dodgy guros. Really
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: nice Corfu was though. The airport was like kind of
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: really stressful, but I'll give that a 7 out of 10.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: And then we finished in Turkey. Turkey was like really surprising. Really,
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: really liked it. We went to Cappadocia for my birthday.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Did the hot air balloons. I highly recommend Cappadocia. 10
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: out of 10. Istanbul's really good. Istanbul airport, bro. Best
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: airport I've ever been to in the world. fucking huge
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: and then it's just so well run like so smooth
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: wow we had a stopover in athens and like it
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: was like chalk and cheese athens just felt like i
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: was living in the 1800s and i went to istanbul
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: and i was like this is what it should be
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: like i what's.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: With um i find europe to be very very um
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: it's just so obviously the word is probably foreign and
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: it is foreign but it's so weird to me how
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: you can have a country like hungary And then Slovenia,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: I assume sharing a border.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: And night and day difference.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that wigged me out a fair bit, hey.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: And it's just like, it's so different. And night and
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: day difference.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: It's so weird that it can be like that.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: I would say like my trip to categorize it was
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: seeing the world. I wasn't on a holiday.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, bro, I was holidaying. Yeah. Yeah.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Um, like I, I can't say like, I was like,
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: traveling is actually like hard work at the end of
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: the day.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You were traveling.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's a lot of moving. And like, I think
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: it was good to put like my takeaways were like
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: how much I appreciate Australia.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: I think, I think you're always going to be biased
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: where you grew up, obviously, but also like some of
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: like the things, the implementations, like how you said, like
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: the dogs aren't allowed in national parks. That's valid. But like,
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: we went to some beautiful beaches and like some beautiful
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: hikes and And then there's, like, they obviously don't have any, like,
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: sort of council or rangers or anything. There's just rubbish everywhere. And, like,
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: they don't look after it. Like, we went to this
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: beautiful beach in Corfu and they put day beds down there,
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: which I guess is, like, fair enough. But then all
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: the day beds that have broken, they've just, like, thrown
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: in the bush. And there's, like, a stack of, like,
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: 20 to 30 of them. And you're in, like, this
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: 10 out of 10 beautiful beach. And I was just, like,
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: come on. Like, how can you not, like, take your
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: rubbish away? Whereas you don't really get that in Australia. Like,
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: we really do try to take care of everything we've got.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: No, that's fair. And you just, you can't beat, I
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: don't think you can beat an Australian beach. You just
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: can't do it.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: No, and obviously, like I said, we're biased, but man,
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: it is good. And like, because prior, I think we
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: were saying a lot that like Australia is overwhelming with
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: everything that's going on with the cost of living crisis
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: and like being a young Aussie, like it's a lot.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: But then coming back, it kind of put my life
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: in perspective of like what we do have is really
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: special in a sense.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Although every country has got its own issues, for example,
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: like Hungary, blah, blah, blah, and we have all that.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: And it made me think like maybe ours aren't that bad.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: True, true. Oh, yeah, like the issues that I would
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: say are affecting us from the ones that we see
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: in the news all the time, the ones that we,
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: you know, and then you go and experience something in
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: a different country and you're just like, oh, it's not
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: that bad.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: Problems that are bigger than us.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: It made me think about humanity as a whole and
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: these beautiful cities at one point. had almost gone to
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: ruins and like there's graffiti everywhere. People were pissing everywhere
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: and it stinks. And it's just like, I was like, fucking,
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: what are we, I was like, what are we doing
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: as like a, as a race to do all this?
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Like how did we, how did we fail these people?
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Because you can't just say that all these people did
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: this to themselves. You can't.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. There's just too many in it.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: And then I was very overwhelmed. And then also like
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: it's outside fucking a realm of anything we do, but
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: it's like, what can you, anyone do to fix this
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: and i guess that's what their governing bodies are thinking
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: like fuck it's too far gone let's just give.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Up i'd say it gets that point doesn't it before
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: we move on i want to say canada um i
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: would i'm gonna say give a hot take about canada
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: two two hot takes if you're going to canada this
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: isn't the hot take you of i you have to
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: go to the rocky mountains all right yeah i've heard
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: that you have to go but hot take number one
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Stay in Canmore, not Banff. Canmore is way better than Banff.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Shit.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Canmore, ride or die over here. By the way, that's
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: all I'm saying.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: All right, all right.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: The second hot take is you don't need to go
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: to Lake Louise, which is like... Remember the photos I
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: sent you of the smoky place I went and I
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: was like, this is what it's supposed to look like
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: and this is what we got. Now, even if it
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: was a beautiful view, it would have been a bit better,
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: but we got it super smoky and the view was
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: like not good. Um, it just has been so, so
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Beth and I did this like, um, hike where it
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: was like 10 Ks around trip. So five up, five back. Right.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: And you go up and you get to have like
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: this really cool view over Lake Louise. And then it was,
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: it just is, it's just the tourist central of the
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: whole area. Right. And so I don't know if it's
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: like a pretentious part of me that's like, I don't
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: want to be where people are.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: You know, I don't want to be, I'm a better tourist.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: I don't, yeah. I don't know if it's like that.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Like I had this, I saw a funny video and Beth,
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: we were going to recreate it. I don't know if
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: we did, but I saw this funny video of someone
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: in Europe. And it was like, my, my most toxic
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: trait is that I think I'm a better tourist than
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: everyone else. And like, they had, they had this gross
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: look on their face of how busy this place was.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: And they were like, I deserve to be here. You
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: can all fuck off. And I was thinking, you know what?
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: I need to reel myself in because I genuinely started
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: feeling that in busy places. I was like, how fucking
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: dare you all be here?
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: No, I own that shit. You're part Canadian. I own that.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: You got a leg to stand on there.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Nah, true, true, true.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: If you were in other places of Europe, I'd be like, yeah, mate,
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: come on.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: We went to this place and it was... We went
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: up to this place called Jasper and then... There was
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: this little thing on all trails and it was a
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: beaver trail. You go for this walk and you might
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: be able to see some beavers. And we went in
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: the middle of the day, which is the worst time
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: to see animals. They always come out morning or night. Anyway,
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: we're there and there's this couple with their phones out
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: a little bit away from us filming something. So we think, oh,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: they're obviously seeing a beaver. That would be so sick
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: to go see. So we go over and we can
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: see its little head, maybe 20 meters away. It's like
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: munching on some grass or something. And then this couple,
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: they go away with a video of what they think
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: is a beaver, right? And then Beth and I go
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: to a different spot where we see it better. It
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: was a fucking rat. Really? Yeah. And so we were
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: all interested in this thing we thought was a beaver.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: And then we go over, we're getting a video, and
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: then an old couple comes over, right? And they go, oh, look, cool, cool.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: And then the woman in the couple goes, is that
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: a muskrat? And we looked it up, and it was
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: just a fucking water rat, bro. Yo.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: That couple has probably got a story, like, oh, yeah,
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: we went there and saw a beaver. It was sick.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: And you know what I thought? I thought, I wish
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: we left at the same time as them, so we
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: thought we saw a beaver. It would have been way better.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: They're out there thinking they've seen a beaver. They were European.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: They've gone back to Europe thinking they've seen a beaver.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, well.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Baddies. Time for dilemmas. We've got a big backlog of dilemmas.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Keep sending them in, but.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Link in the description. I feel like I forgot what
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: to say here. Link in the description of this video.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: We'll have it a little longer. Okay. I'm going to
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: go first. My boyfriend, now ex, lied about seeing his
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: best friend three days after we agreed on boundaries. I
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: was in a relationship with Chad and I had concerns
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: about his relationship.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait. Say his name one more time.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Chad. No. First of all, first of all, who's naming
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: their kid Chad?
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Hopefully she's using like a discretionary name.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: The only? Oh, surely she's using a discretionary name.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Chad's my fucking alter ego when I like put a
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: backwards cap on and I go to Cassie like, hey babe,
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: what you doing?
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Chad's your alter ego when you're one dumb chump or
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: whatever you called it earlier, mate. I... Who's having a
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: baby boy and then being like, Chad? Like, his name's Chad.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: I don't think there's one Australian named Chad, eh?
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: God, I hope not. Anyway, the only person naming their
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: son Chad is someone named Chad. Like, Jesus.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Chad bloody 2.0, Chad Jr.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Anyway, so my boyfriend now acts a lot about... Okay,
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: so I was in a relationship with Chad and I
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: had concerns about his relationship with his female best friend, Stephanie.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Three days before this happened, Chad and I had a
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: serious conversation and agreed on boundaries around their relationship. Then,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: on the following Sunday, Chad told me he was having
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: dinner with his mum at Mingara. Oh, coastie!
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, fuck!
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Let's go, Mingers! Maybe there is someone named Chad in Mingers. Anyway,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: he was actually having dinner with Stephanie.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: At Mingers?
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: That's not that romantic, Bart. True. After dinner, Stephanie went
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: back to Chad's place and they hung out there without
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: telling me. Oh, sus. Chad continued to lie about what
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: happened until I found their message and confronted him. Eventually,
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: he admitted it. What hurt the most was that this
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: happened only three days after we had explicitly agreed on boundaries.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: And even after admitting that he had lied, Chad's response
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: was basically that he should still be allowed to see
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: his best friend rather than taking accountability and apologizing. The
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: relationship is over now, but I'm left wondering, How do
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: you get closure when the person who betrayed your trust
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: doesn't seem to think they did anything wrong? Oh, shit.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: And then she says, and I'm not anonymous, Chad and Stephanie,
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: you know who you are. Oh, shit.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: We roasted Chad too.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, shit. Oh, he's probably not listening to this. Maybe
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Stephanie could be.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: I've got a poetic way to put this, I think.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: The closure is within the beholder because literally you go
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: back and read what you sent in and him not
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: being able to see that what he did was wrong.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: And the problem isn't that he went and hang out
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: with his best friend. It's that he lied to you.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: And like, if he can't see that's an issue, there's
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: your closure because you realize this man's a piece of
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: fucking shit and you can't get closer from a piece
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: of fucking shit.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good point. So like you're never going
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: to get closure from him. Like he's never going to
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: admit that he was wrong. And I would say that
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: is also literally your closure. Yeah, simple as that.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: So did they break up after this and they had
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: a conversation saying you lied to me and she broke
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: up with him?
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: I think that that's probably what has happened. She's broken
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: up with him for it.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: I don't understand men, though.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Well, you know what? Fucking props to you, baddie. That's
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: a hectic reason to break up. Most people... We've had
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: so many dilemmas where I don't want to throw shade
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: at any of the baddies, but a lot of them
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: would have said.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm trying to comprehend the male brain, though, because
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: you're allowed to have a friend of any sex, obviously,
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: but you're not allowed to have a conversation with someone
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: and set a boundary and then go against what the
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: boundary was set as. How is that a good idea
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: in any world? Why don't you just say... When you're
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: talking about it, no, I actually really like Stephanie and
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: she's my best friend and you've got to trust me.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: And then there's no issue there.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: And then there's a conversation around it. But obviously something's
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: going on if he's lied.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: And if you, yeah, yeah, no, there's something sus going
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: on here and you've dodged a massive bullet.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: No, even bigger bullet though. Like this is only going
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: to make sense to the baddie. He took her to Mingus.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: Like you're not missing out on shit. That's not very romantic.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, bro. Maybe they are just friends and they're Steph.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Hopefully Stephanie doesn't think they're more than friends.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Basically an RSL club with like pokies and then like
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: a gym and shit.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: It's basically a casino, bro. It's like, imagine a guy
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: takes you to a casino on a date. There's no
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: way you go to Mingara and don't go to the pokies.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: How do I word this? I feel bad for what
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: some people might think that is good. We were on
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: a flight once and this guy was playing his music
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: out loud on an hour and a half flight watching videos.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: And a guy two seats behind him said, hey, mate,
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: excuse me, can you turn your phone down or not
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: listen to the videos or put some headphones on? He
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: like turned around, took his seatbelt off, arced up to
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: him and he's like, catch me outside, mate. Don't tell
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: me what to fucking do. And we were just like, what?
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: And then he was like fucking, the two flight attendants,
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: they were actually males, which was like lucky because they're
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: like two kind of big dudes. And he's like, mate,
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: like calm down, calm down. And the guy's like the
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: most chill. He like said it politely. He's like, turn
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: your music down. You're in the wrong. And then this
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: girl's there, like, he's sitting next to his wife or partner.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: She thinks he's probably normal. And, like, that's her level of, like,
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: what she expects in a relationship. And me and Cassidy
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: felt bad for her. Like, this is her husband or whatever.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: And he's, like, fucking hucking up. He looked like a
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: bit of a pit bull. And I was like, you're
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: clearly in the wrong. And it's like with that dude.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: He can't admit that he's doing something wrong.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Who the hell listens to a video on their phone
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: full volume on a plane?
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: It was because I thought literally someone did something wrong
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: and someone was about to punch. I was like, because
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: I had my noise-canceling headphones on and I just hear
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: these two yelling. I was like, oh, my God. I
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: was one seat behind the guy who said something.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: You would have had to get up and help him, mate.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he was so nonchalant. He was sick. He
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: didn't even like, he like doubled down. He goes, mate,
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: just turn your phone down.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Was he off?
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: He was like.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: No, he wasn't Aussie. He was of Asian descent, some
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: type of Asian descent. I was like, what a legend.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: Wait, oh my God. I'm literally that guy. Coming home
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: from Korea, I was FaceTiming my sister and I didn't
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: have my headphones in yet because we had just got
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: on the plane. And so I was sitting down and
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: I was FaceTiming her and I didn't have a full volume,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: but I was like, I was just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, talking.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: And some guy comes up and he's like, turn your
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: phone off. And I was like, Yeah, good point. And
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: I said, I got to go.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: At least he said that. We were full flying. It
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: was like drinks time. Like they were going around the
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: drinks cart. Yeah. And the guys had like moved the
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: drinks and they'd run over and be like, shh, shh, shh, shh.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: I thought someone like had brought something on the plane
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: that was wrong because that's how much he amped up. Really?
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Did you see that video actually? Did you see it? Yeah.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: Did you see that video of, it was in America.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: This girl pretended to bring a baby on a flight.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: And you know, when they're under two years, you can.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Have them on your lap.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: This girl actually had a lynx, like an exotic cat,
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: wrapped up like a baby. And the guy sitting next
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: to her said something to the flight attendant like, I
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: think she's got a fucking cat. And then the flight
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: attendant goes, oh, do you mind if I have a
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: look at your baby? She goes, why?
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: I just want to like have a look at your baby.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: And then she like peels it open. This is this
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: fucking exotic cat. And the guy sitting next to her goes.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: I fucking knew it. It's a cat. Get me the
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: fuck out of here.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: And I was like, and it ended up being a stuffed,
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: like a taxidermied lynx of her old pet.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Like disgusting.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: So you can get, I guess you can get worse
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: than like loud music. People are weird.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: No, that's actually insane.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know why.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Flying to Canada, we had an older couple behind us.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: And the wife, halfway through the flight, she just starts
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: bawling her eyes out, crying, right? And I have no
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: idea why she was crying. I don't know if a
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: movie made her cry or she was on her way
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: to a funeral or something. I don't know. It was like,
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: I was like, I was like looking around like, you're
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: a gay. The husband didn't talk to her.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: I was like, what's going on here? She's bawling her
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: eyes out. Anyway.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit. That's sad. Well, overall takeaway is good work, baddie.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: And all the baddies listening too, like, no, if you're
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: mad as a piece of shit, like tell him.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think like kind of, yeah, it's the world
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: we live in is so difficult. But if someone's been
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: a piece of shit, especially if it's a boyfriend, call
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: him out. And if he just doesn't take it well,
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: break up with them. Do what this baddie did and
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: break up with him. I'm so proud of this baddie.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: I break up with people for doing bad shit. Yeah, exactly. Great.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, next one. My dilemma.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Hi, guys.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: I need some advice because I'm feeling really confused. I'm
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: in a good relationship with someone who treats me well
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: and there's nothing– majorly wrong between us. But I've noticed
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: this is a pattern in every relationship I've ever had.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: At some point, I start missing being single. I miss
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: the freedom, independence, and just being on my own. I
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: also find myself thinking about exes sometimes, not because I
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: necessarily want them back, but it makes me question why
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: my mind goes there. Whenever my partner and I have
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: an argument, my first reaction is to say, in quotes,
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: just call it then. even though I don't actually know
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: if I want to end the relationship. The weird part
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: is that when I am single, I eventually crave a
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: relationship and companionship. Then once I'm in a relationship, I
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: start missing being single again. I feel like I'm constantly
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: torn between wanting love and wanting complete independence. Has anyone
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: else experienced this? Is this a normal feeling? Or does
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: it mean I'm just not someone who's meant to be
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: in a relationship? I'd really love to hear from anyone
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: who's been through something similar and figured out why they
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: feel this way.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, dang.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, comment.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: Someone comment if you've got the same feelings.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: I feel like I can't relate to that. but I
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: feel like it is a different way of feeling the
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: grass is always greener.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: From whatever you've got. And like, it's normal in a
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: relationship to think like, what if? But then if it's
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: a consistent thing, I think that's when it becomes an issue.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: And you can't appreciate. if you can't appreciate the beauty
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: that you have in a relationship, then it's probably fair
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: to end it with said person because you've got some
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: type of soul searching to do if you're still thinking
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: this every day or every time you have a fight.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: There's some type of trauma response there that you're like,
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: I need more than this.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: Would be my opinion. But I also want to show
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: like a little bit of empathy that it is normal
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: to feel here and there, I think.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: I think so too. I don't know. I think like,
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: you know, with you thinking about your exes right as
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: long as you're not thinking about them in the way
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: of like oh i miss them so much and i
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: just want to fuck them exactly you know if you
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: think about an ex and you're just thinking about your
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: relationship or something that's a normal thing because you're just
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: having a memory yeah you're not yearning but if you're
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: yearning you know maybe i do want to be with
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: that person still then that's different i'd say but yeah
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I have any real good advice
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: for this situation because I would say I personally haven't
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: felt it. I think when you're single, wanting to feel,
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: wanting to be in a relationship is a very normal feeling.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like that one's completely normal. I feel
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: like being in a relationship and craving being single is weird.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: Sorry, weird is not the right word, but.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: That's just how it came out. True, yeah, not weird,
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: but that's probably the thing to look at.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Because I can't say I've... I don't crave being single.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: And again, I don't know what the right or wrong
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: thing is, but I'd love to get some comments from
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: baddies that maybe felt this and maybe they've gone and
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: spoken to someone about it or maybe you need to
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: have these sort of boundaries with your boyfriend where you... Like,
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: do you want to be single because you want the
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: life of being single sexually or do you want to
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: be single purely for the independence of being single where
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: it's like you just... wake up, do what you want.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Don't have to worry about someone else's feelings. Like sometimes
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: being selfish like that is, is fun and nice, you know? Yeah.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: A hundred percent.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: So do you want to be single for that reason?
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: I think wanting to be single for the second reason
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: is probably normal hours.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I think completely normal. And that might be,
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: like Jake said, boundary settings in your relationship is maybe
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: you are doing too much together, which is a completely
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: fine issue to have. But if it's the sexual side
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: and exploring yourself side of things, I think that's when
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: he has a right to know that and probably break up.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's just more like you need to come
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: to terms with the fact that you could be potentially
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: not wasting just his time, but your own time.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, write in more depth of the actual emotion that
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: you're missing from being single. If it's just independence, I
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: think you're so fine. But And that's a conversation you
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: can have, like we said. But yeah, we don't know
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: because he didn't give us enough. We don't know if
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: it's sexual or independent or it's a bit of both
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: or he's on your nerve and you just want to
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: be alone.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good point. Like, I don't think there's
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: anything wrong with... If Beth said to me, you know, I...
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: She's like, I really want to have times where I
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: am alone. I would just be thinking, valid, bro. I
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: wouldn't call it bro, but I'd be thinking valid, you know,
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: you don't, we, we sleep together every night. We, we
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: wake up together every morning. You know, if you want to,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: it's kind of nice that I go to the central
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: coast once a month for two nights or something. Cause it's,
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: it's almost like a little reset and you get to
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: miss the person because you don't miss someone that you
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: see every single day. No, I agree.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: And then it's when you're together, you kind of, because
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: it becomes so normal, you don't appreciate it as much.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: It comes back to like, we get dilemmas about how
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: often you should be having sex. And when you don't
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: live together, you have more sex because you yearn for
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: that person and you think about it more because they're
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: not in front of you all the time. But when,
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: like Jake said, you wake up, you eat lunch together,
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: you eat dinner together, you hang out all day. It's
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: still amazing, but then human nature is just to accept
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: that that's your normal. And you kind of don't see
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: the beauty in it anymore. So those little resets, like
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: Jake coming here, that's a great reset for him. Maybe
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: you need a reset to appreciate what you've actually got.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: And then there's that end of the spectrum. All your
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: boyfriends are just actually not that good and he isn't
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: giving you what you want.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: That's a good point.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: And you prefer to be alone than be with him.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: That's the other end of it.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: There's every chance in the world the feelings you feel
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: are just that you don't like the boyfriends you're with.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: You never know. Dating is fine. I don't even... I
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: want to say.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: If you're feeling like you want to be single for
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: a long time, yeah, you probably should be single. Yeah. Yeah.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: Cause I mean, the healthy thing is just thinking like
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: here or there, like, I don't know your friends to
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: say something like, Oh yeah, that'd be fun. And then
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: that's it. Yeah.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: I think that the best thing, here's my advice to
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: finish it is whatever decisions you end up making, just
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: trust the decision.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: So don't, Don't break up with your boyfriend, right? And
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: then a couple months later, have that feeling of wanting
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: to be in a relationship again and then message him
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: and be like, do you want to get back together?
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: I think that you need to trust whatever decisions you make.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: And sometimes decisions can be wrong. But again, you have
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: to trust him. I think trusting decisions is a big one.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: I think that's the best way to get through life
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: because you actually get the result of the decision you've made.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: If you half-ass it, you don't move forward in life
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: in any way.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: There's no wrong decision as long as you trust it. Yeah, valid. Baddies,
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: it's time for comments. If you want to get your
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: comment read, you know what to do. Simply comment on
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: the episode you are listening to. I've got Sally from
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: a Patreon special, which I want to say over on Patreon,
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: the community we are growing and the episodes are insane.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: So head over there for $ 8. 99 a month. She said,
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: no guys, I would say the opposite when it comes
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: to hot and attractive. Maybe it's because I'm Danish, but
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: I would say hot means someone I find sexy looking
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: while I can be attracted to you because of so
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: many other things other than your look.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: I.e.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: Your voice, style, humor, manners, the way you do certain things.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's just me. By the way, I couldn't find
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: this episode on Patreon.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: Did we say the opposite?
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we said, yeah, the opposite.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: I see your logic, and I guess there's no right
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: or wrong in that sense. It's just the way you
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: see it.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Both are compliments. All right, Jake, it is
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: time for one of the baddies to sign off an episode.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: Who are we going to call?
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: Tim.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: Hello.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: Hello, is that Tim?
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: Yes, everything okay?
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, everything's fine, mate. It's Audie and Jake from the
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Relatables podcast. How's it going?
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: What the fuck? I'm on the way to class at
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: the moment.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Jesus, okay.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: You're on the way to class. Have you got a
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: second to sign off an episode?
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sure. I did not expect this. My God.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: Have you got something? Sorry, are you driving?
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, um.
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: I'm driving, but I guess I can give it some advice,
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: I guess. I can't really pull out my notes while
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: I'm driving on the M4.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: Or have you got some notes too? Because if you
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: can just sign off today, we'll call you again in
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: a couple of weeks and you can do it properly
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: as well.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Easy.
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: I'll give a bit of advice, I guess, about moving
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: on relationships, I guess.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that.
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: That'd be relevant to some comments.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, really? Damn. Okay. I guess in terms of moving on, like,
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: maybe it is them, like, in the future, but it
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: definitely isn't them right now. And, like, you know, maybe
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: this is someone that you're meant to cross paths with
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: again someday, but today is not that day because if
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: it was, you wouldn't have to force it.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: That's a good one.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: Ooh, if it was, you wouldn't have to force it.
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: I really like that. No, that rings home because, like,
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: sometimes you feel like the person in front of you
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: has to be the one, but to get over him,
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: you can't force it, can you?
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: No you can't and if it and if they were
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: i feel like they would appreciate it more come that
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: time when you do cross paths again they would appreciate
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: it if you did move on with your life and
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: get to a point where it would work and you
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: know it's something that's really beautiful that you guys can
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: have together.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: Especially yeah especially if they can see the growth that
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: you've gone through to become that better version of yourself
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: then maybe yeah but you just can't look for it
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: at the time well that was great tim what are
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: you studying at uni i assume you're going to.
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I study a Bachelor of Social Work. I transferred
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: from business analytics the year before, so it's a bit
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: of a switch.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a big switch.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: No, that's good.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: Well, enjoy your class, man. We might give you another
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: ring in a couple of weeks to get your actual
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: advice that's in your notes if you've got some prepped. Easy, man.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: Sounds good.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: All right. Enjoy your day. See you, mate.
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: See you, man.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, what a legend, eh? Tim was a legend.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: What an absolute legend. Thank you for signing that off, Tim,
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: and we'll ring you back. We love you, baddies.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Stay bad.