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OUTRO: Jase's New Toy · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards Loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Get up even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and ticked off
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  Speaker 1: for for Doggies for.
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  Speaker 2: To seven every week.
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  Speaker 3: Day on radio.
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  Speaker 2: Give a Keezy, Hi, Jase, Mike's not here, he's just
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  Speaker 2: doing wheeze. Yeah, well as daughter Mogi Minogi is doing wheeze.
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  Speaker 2: Are we in a second?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, So we're just gonna have to sort of bluff
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  Speaker 4: our way through the next minute or two.
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  Speaker 3: How are you going, man? You're good.
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  Speaker 2: I'm good because I did fuck all today. Yeah, I've
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  Speaker 2: got a vibe af you like you did fuck all
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  Speaker 2: as well, even off a fuck all vibe.
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  Speaker 3: Did I bring a fuck all vibe.
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  Speaker 2: Which is a good thing?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: No, I actually did bits and pieces, not what I
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  Speaker 4: was planning to do.
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  Speaker 2: You wanted to go outside.
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  Speaker 4: I wanted to go outside and get stuck into the garden,
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  Speaker 4: but I couldn't. Well I could have, I suppose, but
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  Speaker 4: I didn't want to get wet kezy.
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  Speaker 2: One of the old wet keezy. One of the funnest
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  Speaker 2: times I've had in the garden was when it was wet,
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  Speaker 2: pestling with rain. Yes, and I noticed I think I
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  Speaker 2: talked about on the show. I noticed that all these
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  Speaker 2: leaves and stuff were blocking the natural flood paths of
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  Speaker 2: the water, the storm water. Yes, it's I put my
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  Speaker 2: jacket on my gummies and got out there with like
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  Speaker 2: a rake and pitchfork and stuff and cleared the way.
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  Speaker 2: It's out there for about an hour. Bloody good fun.
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  Speaker 3: Can I borrow your rake?
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  Speaker 2: Do you not have a rake?
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  Speaker 3: I had one, but it's snapped.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not getting no a rake? What kind of rake?
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  Speaker 3: Well? Any kind of rate you've got?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 2: Do you want a leaf brake? Or do you want
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  Speaker 2: a one of the middle ones? What are they called
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  Speaker 2: a dirt rake?
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  Speaker 3: Well? Either or would work? Fine?
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  Speaker 2: What are you using it for? Because one's for leaves,
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  Speaker 2: ones for dirt and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Just for general miscellaneous vegitation.
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  Speaker 2: I think I bought what the leaf break was thirteen dollars,
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  Speaker 2: okay if you wanted.
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  Speaker 3: To buy one, so you don't mind me, you don't
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  Speaker 3: mind me using it?
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  Speaker 2: God, some loud people in the background of the studio here,
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  Speaker 2: what's going on? Who was that?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: You can buy your own? Sorry man?
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  Speaker 3: What about you? You didn't bring in your water bottle blaster?
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  Speaker 3: What's that about?
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  Speaker 2: Because you didn't remind me, did you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, that's true, but no, I had a good
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  Speaker 4: I got. I got my new typewriter. It's not new,
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  Speaker 4: as told, my wife pulled it for me.
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  Speaker 3: Best present ever.
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  Speaker 2: Is it secondhand?
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  Speaker 3: Second hand? It was bullshit, man, because I think it's
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  Speaker 3: second hand. It must be second hand. You know.
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  Speaker 5: You put that into the chat and everyone mocked you,
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  Speaker 5: and I thought it was completely out of line. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: thanks man, because I knew how much it meant to
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  Speaker 5: you if you actually took a photo and actually posted it.
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  Speaker 5: And I know you've been wanting to write some poetry
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  Speaker 5: for a long time.
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  Speaker 3: Correct.
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  Speaker 5: It was just irresissible to us because we're told us
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  Speaker 5: we're immature, we're assholes at heart. Well, but also I'm
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  Speaker 5: very happy for you.
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  Speaker 2: Well that's the I knew. Jace was loving it, right,
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  Speaker 2: and I want to read out the chat here just
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  Speaker 2: because it was quite entertaining. So Jas put a photo
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  Speaker 2: of his new typewriter. What kind of typewriter.
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  Speaker 3: It's an Imperial Olivetti.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, the Olivetti. Yeah to classic m for Jiz to
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  Speaker 2: pump out some poetry. That's what Mike Minogue said.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I was expecting that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then Ja said totally. The words have been
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  Speaker 2: piling up for years. And then Mike said, start with
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  Speaker 2: one about you writing a bumblebee. And then I said,
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  Speaker 2: between that and your piano, you'll be so busy. And
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  Speaker 2: then Mike said another thing. You can sell it a
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  Speaker 2: year as new, and Jay said, you may laugh, fellas,
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  Speaker 2: but it cemented my retirement plans. In the meantime. Just
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  Speaker 2: focus on some content, a fellas.
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  Speaker 5: Whereas we felt we've been delivering content conversation.
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  Speaker 4: And in fairness to you guys, I mean it was
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  Speaker 4: fully expected. I didn't post that expecting you know, support.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I do support you. And have you been writing?
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  Speaker 5: Have you been using?
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  Speaker 3: I have been, have been tapping away all day.
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  Speaker 5: It's been great, good, good And.
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  Speaker 4: Seriously, I don't know what it is about those old typewriters.
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  Speaker 3: I just love it. It's just the fun, the funk thing. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I had a few technical issues with it, but I've
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  Speaker 4: sorted out. Couldn't get it out of capital mode.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, very old.
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  Speaker 4: And my wife and the and the ribbons a bit weak,
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  Speaker 4: so I need a new ribbon. But apart from there,
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  Speaker 4: she's all good man, and my wife's just ordered me
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  Speaker 4: a new you.
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  Speaker 5: Know what you get there? Yes, now I love that, Yes,
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  Speaker 5: because I was, you know, having a partner that supports
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  Speaker 5: your passions like that, correct, not only supports it, but
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  Speaker 5: makes you do it, you see, actually left you to
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  Speaker 5: do it. Hew long would it have been until you
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  Speaker 5: got a typewriter?
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  Speaker 3: Is yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what kind of good is it? An imperial.
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  Speaker 5: Olive is not coming out of such thing that's not
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  Speaker 5: a typewriter? All then it's a cake of a cake.
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  Speaker 2: The whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 2: Radio Hierarchy, They Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 3: I like the weight of the keys.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah as well, you make your earrs.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's just the thing that I've discovered.
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  Speaker 4: Of course, you do your your spelling a sake or
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  Speaker 4: you're a bit clunky, and you go, oh god, that's ruined.
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  Speaker 3: Wrap it out. You can't go back and.
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  Speaker 2: Just change, well I think you do.
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  Speaker 5: You go back, Well there's the wide out, but then
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  Speaker 5: you go back and you're just x x x over
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  Speaker 5: the top of it. But I like that because it
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  Speaker 5: shows you mistake. Yes, you know, yeah, I do like that.
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  Speaker 5: And that was what it was amazing about the woman
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  Speaker 5: back in the day, right, the typists who would be
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  Speaker 5: taking what do you call that the addictation?
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  Speaker 2: Are the minutes?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and they'd be writing out reports from doctors and
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  Speaker 5: they had to get it one hundred percent right, and
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  Speaker 5: they'd just be better than eighty minutes or words a minute.
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  Speaker 2: It looked up Imperial, OLIVIDI did it. There's nothing then,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just looked closely at the photo, Jose. It's just
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  Speaker 2: it's actually just an old keyboard taped to a shoe box.
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  Speaker 5: It's a shoe box with some letters drawn on it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, OLIVIDI is the name of the shoe brand?
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  Speaker 3: Is it wrapped?
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  Speaker 2: And you say you've been typing on we can.
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  Speaker 3: Going great guns? Yes, And I remember, actually my stepsisters.
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  Speaker 2: Pause for comic effect.
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  Speaker 4: I guess no, no waiting for us to drop something,
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  Speaker 4: just in terms of typing and the amount of words,
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  Speaker 4: because they did some course or whatever, and I was
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  Speaker 4: amazed by the amount of words they did in a minute.
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  Speaker 3: You're shitting me, Yeah, Like I'm like, cunt clunk clunk,
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  Speaker 3: curn't clunk clunk.
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  Speaker 5: I've been trying this year to just look at the
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  Speaker 5: screen and I always forget to yes, because I'm not
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  Speaker 5: too bad when I do it. But yeah, I just
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  Speaker 5: have to do it because I want to be able
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  Speaker 5: to look at the screen and get faster and my
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  Speaker 5: life meant, when I when I'm typing away there, I
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  Speaker 5: mean looking down for a couple of minutes, I look
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  Speaker 5: up and it's all in capslock.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck. Yeah, because you're pretty good on the keyboard, an't
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  Speaker 3: You're easy?
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  Speaker 2: I think anyone my age is relatively good. Yeah, because
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  Speaker 2: we just grew up doing because of.
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  Speaker 5: The computer studies came in as first year. Yeah was
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  Speaker 5: when I was at school, when I was fifteen, I think, yeah, see,
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  Speaker 5: and I was siping, but that was for that was
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  Speaker 5: a woman's work. Now, I should have done that because
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  Speaker 5: it would have had more been more useful to me
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  Speaker 5: than any of the other bullshit appedaling there.
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  Speaker 2: Now, you just do the two indix fingers out, that's right,
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  Speaker 2: That's what I did, the tongue slightly poked down.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's me. That's me. But here's the thing.
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  Speaker 4: Back in the day, when I was really getting into it,
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  Speaker 4: I got quite good, and I was actually reaching a
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  Speaker 4: point where I wasn't looking at the keyboard. And you're
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  Speaker 4: a tough little bustard, and I was a tough little
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  Speaker 4: fighter back then. And as I say, I think that
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  Speaker 4: year that I wrote every day just constantly was probably
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  Speaker 4: the happiest year of my life.
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  Speaker 2: There you go, well, there you go. So do you
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  Speaker 2: want to know more about your typewriter? Man?
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  Speaker 3: Sure?
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  Speaker 2: Well he was talking about some pretty emotional stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, didn't you see the tears?
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  Speaker 3: Are you guys mocking me?
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  Speaker 5: Really? Here? What about poetry of the day and it
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  Speaker 5: would have as well, I'm sorry, poem of the day
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  Speaker 5: from Hordy j.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe it's.
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  Speaker 5: Obviously the week.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I've done three today?
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  Speaker 5: Have you?
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  Speaker 3: Cheeze?
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  Speaker 5: You finished them all off? A lot of parts of
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  Speaker 5: that work on things for months, but not you? Who
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  Speaker 5: three in the day?
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  Speaker 3: Terrible? Terrible? You're good.
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  Speaker 2: So your typewriter does it? Does it have a lid
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  Speaker 2: that comes down with a handle on it?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Yeap? So it is a nineteen seventy one Imperial Silver
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  Speaker 2: Saiko two twenty Japanese manufacture typewriter. I don't see anyone, right, okay,
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  Speaker 2: which is pretty good. And you can get one of those,
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  Speaker 2: not refurbish, an original condition for just shi four hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 2: That's a that's a good prison. Yeah, yeah, you probably
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  Speaker 2: could love.
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  Speaker 3: It, because I did look at online and stuff and
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  Speaker 3: so many of them.
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  Speaker 4: You go, oh, that's perfect that one there, and they go,
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  Speaker 4: but it doesn't work.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, well, I don't want to buy a typewriter
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  Speaker 4: that doesn't work.
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  Speaker 3: Who does that?
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  Speaker 2: No, that's right, poetry that won't work. Yes, I did
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  Speaker 2: have an idea to like, I'd love to go back
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  Speaker 2: to dealing with everything on floppy disk again. Imagine I
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  Speaker 2: love floppy discs. Man. That was my childhood floppying. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I remember putting all sorts of games onto floppies and
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  Speaker 2: then installing the Morning computer.
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  Speaker 5: And we just had the consoles.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, gaming consoles like Nintendo's and before that Atari they
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  Speaker 2: had the had the Atari. Yeah yeah, but of tennis there,
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  Speaker 2: but no no typewriters.
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  Speaker 3: Just to be honest, No, no, well there you go,
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  Speaker 3: Ay Fells, another minute.
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  Speaker 5: What was I going to say? There was something there
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  Speaker 5: that you had the adjace?
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  Speaker 2: Was it about the happiest year of his life? Nah?
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  Speaker 2: Because I would have thought that would have been. I mean, seventeen.
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  Speaker 3: I may be happy, isn't the word?
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  Speaker 2: I feel emotionally stable?
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  Speaker 3: But well, this is a curious thing.
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  Speaker 4: I was emotionally a complete mess, right, But I was
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  Speaker 4: stable when I was riding right.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like you look back on parts of your
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  Speaker 2: life with roastings and glasses, like, for example, odity point
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  Speaker 2: or whatever you always talk about. Yes, was it really
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  Speaker 2: that amazing?
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  Speaker 3: It was pretty amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Well why are you still in it?
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  Speaker 3: Wow? Because I had to earn some money?
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  Speaker 2: You can never go back keasy, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You know, smoking gun jab, making homebrew and fishing the
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  Speaker 4: whole time.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, what's to not like?
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  Speaker 2: I reckon, I'm going to look back on the last
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  Speaker 2: four years as one of the best moments of my career. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: based on how much fun we have, yes, and the
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  Speaker 2: fact that I don't have to come into work until
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  Speaker 2: the afternoon. I think I'm going to look back and
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  Speaker 2: be like, oh.
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  Speaker 3: Damn it, I've enjoyed it in that final year.
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  Speaker 2: Why did I just threw it all in.
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  Speaker 5: Graceful?
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  Speaker 2: I can't believe all those sexual harassments.
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  Speaker 5: No, just joking.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, we've got to go about to go live on air.
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