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Hour 4 - Feeling Green · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: we start with pro bouncy Ball. What's the question on
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  Speaker 1: everyone's mind? With Jason Tatum recruiting Dame Time to the Celtics,
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  Speaker 1: Jason Tatum trying to get Damian Lilie to come to Boston,
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  Speaker 1: and we'll go to the NFL where the Steelers are
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  Speaker 1: quote inquiring as to TJ. Watt's possible trade value. Can
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  Speaker 1: you put this into context? And how do you parse
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  Speaker 1: wonderful Monday. Here it is our number four feeling a
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  Speaker 1: little bit green. Welcome in the beginning of another.
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  Speaker 1: Star Breaking Baseball and some pro bouncy ball news. No,
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  Speaker 1: not another malle monologue about Lebron James, the Final Four.
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  Speaker 2: Lebron's wish list. He wants to play for the Warriors,
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  Speaker 2: the Clippers.
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  Speaker 1: Don't blame him, the Calves or the Mavericks, but this
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  Speaker 1: is about another NBA star as the world turns in Boston.
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  Speaker 1: The Celtics star Jason Tatum hobbling, unable to play well,
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  Speaker 1: likely miss the majority, if not the entire upcoming NBA season.
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  Speaker 2: Well.
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  Speaker 1: Tatum, though, has not been sitting idly on the sidelines.
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  Speaker 1: We are told that he is attempting to recruit Damian Lillard,
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  Speaker 1: trying to get Damian Lillard to come to Boston, using
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  Speaker 1: these fans golly effect to try to get Lillard to
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  Speaker 1: come over.
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  Speaker 2: So if you didn't hear about this, maybe not.
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  Speaker 1: Tatum has been actively recruiting Dame Lillard to come back
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  Speaker 1: to Boston place he did not want to play before.
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  Speaker 1: The market is limited for Damian Lillard because he also
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  Speaker 1: is on team Snapcrackle Pop goes the Achilles. Yeah he's out,
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  Speaker 1: so he's gonna play limited games. Also a lot to
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  Speaker 1: talk about there Tatum and Lillard when it comes to
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  Speaker 1: Popped Achilles. So let us discuss the question. What is
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  Speaker 1: the question on everyone's mind when it comes to Jason
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  Speaker 1: Tatum recruiting Dame time to the Celtics. So I've got
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  Speaker 1: prom Night, Pink Inflatable Flamingo and Cracker jack Box and
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  Speaker 1: we will combine all of these things together, and we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna make the babaganooshe We're gonna make the Boba goose.
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  Speaker 1: So to kick off, here the question on everyone's mind.
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  Speaker 1: This is very straightforward here, this one. How has Amy
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  Speaker 1: and Lillard's opinion on New England change? Like why would
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  Speaker 1: anything be different now than it was a couple of
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  Speaker 1: years ago when he didn't want to play there?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 1: And this is the same Dame Lillard who was in
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  Speaker 1: Portland and wanted out, wanted to go to Miami and
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  Speaker 1: made it crystal clear though even though he didn't go
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  Speaker 1: to Miami, he made it crystal clear at the time
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  Speaker 1: he had how much interest was it five percent interest?
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  Speaker 1: Ten percent interest in the Celtics? How about zero percent
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  Speaker 1: interest in playing in Boston? Did not want to do it, right,
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  Speaker 1: didn't like the town, didn't like the fit, didn't like
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  Speaker 1: the culture, didn't like any of that, didn't want to
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  Speaker 1: play for the Celtics.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: And so now suddenly a couple of years and an
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  Speaker 1: injury later, and now we're supposed to believe that he's
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  Speaker 1: gonna cozy up to playing in Boston and he wants
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  Speaker 1: to do it. He's all excited about it and all
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  Speaker 1: that stuff. No, plus, would he at this point even
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  Speaker 1: be the second fiddle to Jason Tatum or would he
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  Speaker 1: be the third the third wheel with Jalen Brown and
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  Speaker 1: Jason Tatum.
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  Speaker 2: So the idea that there's something.
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  Speaker 1: To this, eh, spare me, spare me on this man
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  Speaker 1: Lillard is much more likely to go back down the
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  Speaker 1: Oregon Trail to the Trailblazers, or go to the Golden
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  Speaker 1: State Warriors, or even go to Miami.
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  Speaker 2: Finally, then he is the Boston It's just more realistic.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 1: Nevertheless, I did get the kick out of the fact
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  Speaker 1: that Jason Tatum, who's got one healthy leg, he fancies
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  Speaker 1: himself the chief recruiter of the Celtics. And you know
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  Speaker 1: that the camp of Jason Tatum made sure this got
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  Speaker 1: out right.
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  Speaker 2: This was a leak.
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  Speaker 1: It was a leak from Jason Tatum's camp to try
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  Speaker 1: to make him look good. See, he's hurt, but he's
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  Speaker 1: still trying to make the Celtics better. He's out there,
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  Speaker 1: he's hurt, he's acting like it's what prom night Jason
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  Speaker 1: Tatum and Dame Lillard is the prettiest girl left without
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  Speaker 1: a dance partner.
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  Speaker 2: So there's like all right, we'll help out.
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  Speaker 1: This of course comes after your lived went to Milwaukee
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  Speaker 1: and it was a hot stew. What a hot stew
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  Speaker 1: that was there in Milwaukee divorce papers and just was cold.
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  Speaker 1: Never fit in there with the Greek freak. Now it
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  Speaker 1: would be hilarious. And I had said this in a
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  Speaker 1: previous edition of this show. It would be absolutely hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: If Brad Stevens' goal was to create at the all
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  Speaker 1: aging high usage team players that are hobbled. Just put
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  Speaker 1: together all the players that have bad achilles. The check
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  Speaker 1: engine light is blinking on the dashboard and bring him in.
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  Speaker 1: Just go full injury tent mode if you're the Boston Celtics,
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  Speaker 1: and do it. Somewhere Boogie Cousins is walking around and
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  Speaker 1: bring him back, right. I know he's not playing anymore,
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  Speaker 1: but bring him not in real basketball. Klay Thompson. I
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  Speaker 1: see he's got a new lady friend. Go see if
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  Speaker 1: Clay wants to play for the Celtics. Why not Brandon
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  Speaker 1: Row He couldn't make it back to see if Brandon
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  Speaker 1: Roy's out there somewhere, see if he wants to come
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  Speaker 1: back for Crude.
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  Speaker 2: Away away, away away away, why not?
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Just remember when dametime Damian Lillard said no the very
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  Speaker 1: first time a couple of years ago. Uh, he meant it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think he was kidding. I don't think he
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  Speaker 1: was a joke by Damian Lillard. And if he said yes. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if all of a sudden you say presto and he
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  Speaker 1: says aberkadab or yes, then you have to ask the
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  Speaker 1: question why. And could the answer to that question be
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  Speaker 1: because nobody else is really all that into him. There's
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  Speaker 1: a desperation situation and the other teams have like cooled
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  Speaker 1: on him. And so all right, now for themore we
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  Speaker 1: go to the NFL, that National Football League. We head
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  Speaker 1: to Pittsburg, PA, home of the Terrible Towels and a
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  Speaker 1: Terrible lea average football team. So the Steelers reports over
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  Speaker 1: the weekend saying that things have changed in the land
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  Speaker 1: of the insert things have changed. Question. These Steelers are
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  Speaker 1: said to be inquiring. They inquiring minds would like to
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  Speaker 1: know they are inquiring as to TJ. Watt's possible trade value.
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  Speaker 1: Can you put this into context that the Steelers are
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  Speaker 1: putting out feelers and say, just in case we traded
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  Speaker 1: this guy.
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  Speaker 2: What would we get back? What kind of goodies? What
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  Speaker 2: kind of grab bag would we get back for TJ. Watt?
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  Speaker 1: So to put her into context beyond a reasonable doubt.
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  Speaker 1: Beyond a reasonable doubt, you don't window shop your franchise
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  Speaker 1: defensive player.
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  Speaker 2: You don't do that unless.
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  Speaker 1: Something has changed, something has gone sideways here behind the scenes.
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  Speaker 2: You never sell.
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  Speaker 1: High on a guy who's your brand, right he is
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  Speaker 1: the identity of the Pittsburgh Steers. Aaron Rodgers is a
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  Speaker 1: hobo football hobo at this point passing through and DK
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  Speaker 1: Metcalf hasn't played a game yet there.
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  Speaker 2: So the name value is TJ. Watt.
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  Speaker 1: He brings the name value and all that stuff. So
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna sell that guy. He is the Pittsburgh Steelers
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  Speaker 1: right now, for better or worse. And here's the rub
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  Speaker 1: on this, the inside skiddy, if you will.
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  Speaker 2: They're leaking this. I always try to find out who's
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  Speaker 2: leaking the store.
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  Speaker 1: I mentioned that Jason Tatum story that was pretty obviously
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  Speaker 1: he came from Jason Tatum's camp that they leaked it
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  Speaker 1: out there to make him seem like, oh, he's all in,
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  Speaker 1: he's going forward, he loves the Celtics, he's recruiting Dame Lillard.
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  Speaker 1: So on this one who leaked the story. Well, you
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  Speaker 1: would say that it more likely than not came from
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  Speaker 1: the Pittsburgh Steelers, that they were the ones that intentionally
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  Speaker 1: leaked the story. And I would say there's really no
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  Speaker 1: doubt in my head that it came from the Steelers.
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  Speaker 1: This is a el classico, El classico NFL front office move.
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  Speaker 1: It's called postering. It's called posturing. The Steelers are like, well,
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  Speaker 1: we have we thought we had a deal done with TJ.
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  Speaker 2: Watt. He didn't agree to the contract. So I'm just
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  Speaker 2: gonna float this out there. I'm gonna float this out
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  Speaker 2: there like.
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  Speaker 1: A giant pink flamingo inflatable pink flamingo in the pool,
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  Speaker 1: is what I'm gonna do. Put this out there and
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  Speaker 1: see what the market thinks, and I'll make sure it
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  Speaker 1: gets out. And then TJ. Watt's gonna feel the pressure
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  Speaker 1: and all that stuff, and yes, some fans are gonna
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  Speaker 1: lose their mind and all that stuff. You walk it
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  Speaker 1: back and say, oh, no, oh, no, we were just listening.
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  Speaker 1: We would never actively shop TJ.
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  Speaker 2: Watt.
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  Speaker 1: Never, Yeah, your nose grows like Pinocchio and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: It's baloney with a capital B. Bolooney with a capital B.
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  Speaker 1: You don't make those calls unless, okay, unless there is
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  Speaker 1: some serious consideration and if you hear the right answer
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  Speaker 1: when you when you're putting out feels like you're floating
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  Speaker 1: that giant inflatable pink flamingo, and you hear the right answer,
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  Speaker 1: you will then pull the trigger on the trade. You
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  Speaker 1: want to see who bites? You just admit it. You
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  Speaker 1: want to see who bites. Now, that's fine. You want
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  Speaker 1: to see who bites and bite, bite, nibble, nibble, nibble, bibble,
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  Speaker 1: all that stuff. But the other issues if you don't
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  Speaker 1: make the trade, it's still not guaranteed that Watt's going
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  Speaker 1: to be traded. If you don't make the trade, then
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  Speaker 1: this creates other problems. Now you're not playing mad and
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  Speaker 1: it's not fantasy football. It's real human beings, very emotional,
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  Speaker 1: very emotional. It's a slap in the face. You know,
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  Speaker 1: out dare we're going to trade this franchise player. What's wrong?
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  Speaker 1: Are you out of your bloody mind?
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  Speaker 6: Now?
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  Speaker 1: I am not saying by any means that TJ. Watt
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  Speaker 1: Is is untradable. Everyone can be traded at any time.
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  Speaker 1: There's no one who's untradeable. If the Steelers heard the
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  Speaker 1: Godfather offer multiple first round picks, I say, three first
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  Speaker 1: round picks and some other young defensive player.
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  Speaker 2: Then TJ.
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  Speaker 1: Watt would be given a one way ticket out of
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  Speaker 1: Pittsburgh and see you later, get out of here. Bye bye.
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  Speaker 1: All right, now, last thing we go now to the boardroom.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, not the boring room, but the boardroom which
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  Speaker 1: is off in the boring room. The NFL Players Association
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  Speaker 1: under siege. Under siege. Now the executive committee. They were
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  Speaker 1: caught red handed, hand in the cookie jar. According to
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  Speaker 1: a Pamblotory podcast, Guy Pomblo toy the troublemaker. So he claimed, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I've got all the receipts here, got all the receipts,
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  Speaker 1: and that the NFL Players Association was cozying.
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  Speaker 2: Up with the owners. They were in.
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  Speaker 1: Cahoot's bearing a story about artificially eliminating or not eliminated,
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  Speaker 1: but limiting salaries. So the Executive Committee of the NFL
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  Speaker 1: Players Association, in a message sent to their members but
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  Speaker 1: of course released publicly why not why not, expressed full
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  Speaker 1: support for the executive director, Lloyd Howell Junior.
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  Speaker 2: The plot.
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  Speaker 1: Thickens denied. They denied that it had asked him to resign.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, the firestorm over the last part of last week,
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  Speaker 1: this guy, Lloyd Howell Junior, Lloyd Howell Junior being accused
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  Speaker 1: of getting in bed in bed with the NFL owners
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  Speaker 1: working incohots. Allegedly he's supposed to fight. The job is
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  Speaker 1: to fight the NFL owners, but as the person running
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  Speaker 1: the NFLPA, he instead decided to circle the old wagons. There,
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  Speaker 1: lock arms and sing kumbayah.
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  Speaker 2: If you will.
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  Speaker 1: There a joint statement written in the universal language of
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  Speaker 1: damage control. Corporate spin is what it is. So how
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  Speaker 1: do you parse the words? How do you parse the
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  Speaker 1: words of the nflpa's public defense of their boss. So
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  Speaker 1: I read this and I'll translate it for you. I
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  Speaker 1: can translate it. I have the microphone of the headphones.
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  Speaker 1: I can translate it. So not only can I translate it,
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  Speaker 1: I am going to turn to an old, reliable friend
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  Speaker 1: that I haven't used in a long time, my decoder ring.
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  Speaker 1: And I got this decoder ring years ago. It's the
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  Speaker 1: same decoder ring that came in a box of cracker jacks,
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  Speaker 1: and it's surrounded by Carmel coded popcorn and nuts peanuts.
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  Speaker 1: So the NFL statement, we categorically reject the false reports.
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  Speaker 1: That was the statement from the NFL Players Association. Now
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  Speaker 1: let's translate that. That means, according to my super trusty
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  Speaker 1: Crackerjack box ring, my translator ring, that means.
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  Speaker 2: That the reports are true that you've heard about. And
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  Speaker 2: we are.
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  Speaker 1: Hoping that if we say categorically enough time times, some
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  Speaker 1: dope in the media will accidentally accidentally mistake the conviction
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  Speaker 1: for honesty. So we just keep using big words. Categorically
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  Speaker 1: is a big word. We'll go with the category. Next up,
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  Speaker 1: it said, insinuating doubts within the committee. Insinuating doubts within
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  Speaker 1: this committee was the next line.
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  Speaker 2: We used our.
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  Speaker 1: Cracker Jack's trans ring. There the ring we use the
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  Speaker 1: the Dakota ring from the cracker Jocks back box. And
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  Speaker 1: this is the part here, so insinuating doubt within the committee, right,
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  Speaker 1: this is the part where this is the same committee
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  Speaker 1: where the members were already privately a quoded to that report,
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  Speaker 1: privately distancing themselves from Howell, like they were trying to
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  Speaker 1: get away with someone who has the bonic play from
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  Speaker 1: someone who has the bondic play. So you've got that.
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  Speaker 1: Next line was we further reject attempts to mischaracterize. So
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  Speaker 1: this is the part of the statement where the gas
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  Speaker 1: lighting begins. Using my decoder ring, this is where the
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  Speaker 1: gas lighting begins because what exactly has been mischaracterized? Does
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  Speaker 1: anyone know that anyone will raise their hand what has
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  Speaker 1: been mischaracterized here exactly? So this guy Howell, who's in
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  Speaker 1: charge of the NFLPA right now, the private meetings with
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  Speaker 1: the NFL executives, that was what was wrong there is
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  Speaker 1: that what he's getting at now the perception among the
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  Speaker 1: rank and file.
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  Speaker 2: I talk about people upset and all.
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  Speaker 1: That the rank and file with the players, not the fans,
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  Speaker 1: not the owners, with the players is that they have
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  Speaker 1: been taking up poop creek, that they've been sold a
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  Speaker 1: bill of goods here, and it's about.
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  Speaker 2: Revenue and some other things. And so the deliberate.
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  Speaker 1: Process, if you will, sounds like it's like delayed accountability
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  Speaker 1: by the NFL, LPA and all this stuff. And then
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  Speaker 1: they said we will not engage in a rush to
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  Speaker 1: judgment was the other line that they used there, which
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  Speaker 1: is always good. Why would they rush to anything, Why
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  Speaker 1: would they rush to anything? Just take your time.
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  Speaker 2: La la la la la la la la la la
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  Speaker 2: la la la will just slow walk slow casual well sache.
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  Speaker 1: Down the runway is what we're going to do, and
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  Speaker 1: slow and study, slow and study, that's what we're gonna do,
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  Speaker 1: and all that stuff. While the television money flows in
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  Speaker 1: and the salaries flowing and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Now, meanwhile, the.
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  Speaker 1: Actual concerns of the union, the players in the union, right,
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  Speaker 1: which are what they are upset. They want guaranteed, fully
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  Speaker 1: guaranteed contracts. They're not getting that. They want extra health benefits,
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  Speaker 1: they're not getting that. They want get rid of turf.
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  Speaker 1: They only want grass. That's almost impossible. And so all
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  Speaker 1: of those different issues, those get pushed off to the
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  Speaker 1: side while slow in study, slow in study, they try
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  Speaker 1: to figure it all out and all that stuff. And
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  Speaker 1: then they said we believe in and remain committed. They
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  Speaker 1: said that about the guy running the NFL Players Association,
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  Speaker 1: So who exactly. I assume they're talking about the person
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  Speaker 1: running the group, but they didn't name the person. So
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  Speaker 1: it's like the magic eight ball, the all mighty powerful,
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  Speaker 1: mighty powerful.
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  Speaker 2: Magic eight ball, non committal language.
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  Speaker 1: They used all the weasel terms, all the legal weasel terms,
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  Speaker 1: tossed them all out there. So the NFLPA to make
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  Speaker 1: this even longer but shorter at the same time, the
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  Speaker 1: NFLPA just merely wants you to know that even though
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  Speaker 1: there are flames and there's smoke, the house is not
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  Speaker 1: on fire. You can see the flames, you can see
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  Speaker 1: the smoke, but the house is not on fire. And
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  Speaker 1: it's not just a little bit of smoke. It's like thick,
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  Speaker 1: One week from today the Mallord Palooza, the biggest event
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• 20:21
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• 20:26
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  Speaker 2: If you'd like to be part of that.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: And this is not via Fox Sports Radio, well, it
• 20:32
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• 20:33
  Speaker 2: We have no budget though for this show.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: So mister Irrigation one of our super fans in the
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Mallard Militia, and he's very talented. He makes a lot
• 20:43
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• 20:47
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• 20:51
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• 20:55
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• 21:00
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  Speaker 8: Coop and we'll get Are we gonna have different categories
• 21:19
  Speaker 8: because I mean normally we just have a winner.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Well, we're gonna have the singing the music category. If
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: we haven't, it depends how many asks we have. Gotcha,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: I will do singing. There's always the controversy to Mallapalooza
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: is some people submit songs like Kathy and Madison. She
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: can't sit there and call in because of our living situation,
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: so she'll send a song.
• 21:40
  Speaker 8: In right right, You got people I have high production value.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the great Jay Scoop and just Josh are wonderful.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: They're talented. Also, I did see uh, let's see where
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: is it here? Mallard prop guy I think would like
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: to come back and visit the studios. He was the
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: heat filler last year for the mallaplus I think he
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: wants to come back. So, and there's a song.
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  Speaker 2: Have you heard the song yet? For the big show? No,
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: there's a there's a song that was put together.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: So anyway, that'll be coming up Malla Pluza one week
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  Speaker 1: and Solo to coop at a Bronco fan. Yeah, Bronco fan.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Let's go to the phones and you can't make this man. Wait,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: let's go to Dick in Dayton. Hello, Dick, welcome, good morning.
• 22:35
  Speaker 9: How are you.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Listen Dick and Dayton? Wonderful? Your weekend was good? I
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: assume yes, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: All right, Well give you a little taste of that, Dick.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: What were you up to this weekend?
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Did you leave.
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  Speaker 5: Down where I am at Sony.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Ridge, Stony Ridge? All right?
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: So, and then Peather and Bob and Shelley did a
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: well people they liked. They did a little story on me.
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: You don't have to send it to you about my career. Yeah,
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: it's a you know about my music and you know
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: the love for sports talk radio in Ohio and the newspaper.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: So is that now?
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: Is that?
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Are you you're still in Dayton right or are you
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: outside Dayton now? Stony Ridge is outside Dayton or is it?
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's uh, it's over there by the Dayton mall.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Oh by the mall. And they still have to do.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: The Dayton Mall is still a thing. There's still a mall,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: the Dayton Mall still there. A lot of malls are closing.
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: Still there. I've never been much, but of course not.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: That's why the malls are not doing well, because people
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: don't go to them anymore.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: That's the problem Amazon.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: Baby.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, guess what, Ben, what's that.
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: I've become one of the activities here I'm part of.
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: I usually play all couple songs every day. But I've
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: met a lot of people that like music here, you know.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's good. Everyone likes music. I don't know
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: anyone like I'm I don't know a lot about I
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: like music. I don't like singing or anything like that,
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: but I like music. A lot of people love music.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: And you're very talented.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: And I bet all the all the women over they're
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: probably trying to get your number right because you're Dick
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: and Dayton.
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: Come on now, yeah, they you know, the little girls
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: in the morning wake me up. Jeez. I've been getting
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: up early, but at seven point thirty. They knock on
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: the door, Dick from Dayton. You got you got to
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: be Brown's or Bengals or oh Dick, the Browns. They
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: don't like the Browns.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: No, No, that's that's Bengals territory. Yeah, I gus, I.
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: Want to tell you what's that?
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: What's it?
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: Tom Hambleton on the Great.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Tom Hamilton, one of the great play by play announcers,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Tom Hamilton.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, he's going up. I think they're having a
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: party for him the Hall of Fame, you know, induct
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: him into the broadcast, all of them.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: No is that right?
• 24:50
  Speaker 10: Oh?
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Good for him, he deserves it. Good career.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Sure you got to you gotta get in the Hall
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: of Fame's and we're still efforting the mallar meet and
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: greet in Ohio. People are are emailing me, Dick and
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: day and they're like, we gotta get a date on that.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: I don't have a day. I'm still waiting on something
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: at home. I'm as soon as I.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Find that out, I'll give you the information. All right,
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: we'll go hang out.
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: I'm hurting, you know. We'll have a good.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Day, all right, Bye, bye bye. There he goes Dick
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: and Dating where he goes only he knows.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: We go from the Dixter and we say hello to
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Mike the Leprechaun, who's in Boston. Hello, mister leprechawn guy.
• 25:25
  Speaker 11: Do I have a seatbook?
• 25:27
  Speaker 10: Do I have a seatbook for the Malapalooza?
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Coop? Is the Eleprechaun booked for the Malapaluza? Do we
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: have a slot for Yeah, you're in.
• 25:35
  Speaker 10: Of course you sweet Caroline.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Don't give you. Don't do your don't do your act yet.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: There's no need to do your act yet. It's a
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: week from today. Do not spoil your act.
• 25:46
  Speaker 10: No, no, no, no jokes for you, no joke for you.
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: It's like Aaron Rodgers with the autographs.
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: I'd be like the joke.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Are we gonna have different we should have different age
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: range categories like old people, middle aged people, young people.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: There's no young people.
• 26:01
  Speaker 10: To call this show teacher joke a teacher joke? What
• 26:05
  Speaker 10: what's the difference what's the difference between a teacher and
• 26:07
  Speaker 10: a train? What a teacher says, spit out the gum,
• 26:14
  Speaker 10: and the train says to to to Oh my.
• 26:17
  Speaker 9: God, thank you?
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: You know you just said you just said that on
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: that was on the show you just said that, like
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: you actually said that on the show.
• 26:27
  Speaker 10: I have advice for Mark Mark.
• 26:29
  Speaker 12: What's his name, Mark, Mark.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Mark, the full name. Guy, very angry.
• 26:35
  Speaker 10: He's he's about three miles down the street.
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: He's an accident.
• 26:38
  Speaker 11: I'm framing him.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, he's in He's all the way
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: across the country.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: He's in Oregon. He's all the way on the other side.
• 26:45
  Speaker 11: Of the country.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: And be happy that he's on the other side of
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: the country for you, be very happy.
• 26:50
  Speaker 10: I have advite for him and Bland Scott and Ozzie
• 26:53
  Speaker 10: was drink morganners.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, thank you, all right, I'm hanging up
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: on you. Go away.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Let's say to uh do we have here? Let's go
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: to Shane in the moining, the very polarizing Shane and
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: they Shane, how did you acquire so many people that
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: hate you?
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: Shane morning, Ben, I really don't know. I had a
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: question for you though about the MVP. What does cal
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: Rawly have to do to win MVP other than win
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: the division? Does he have to hit seventy homers more.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Well, seventy home runs. If Aaron Judge doesn't hit seventy
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: home runs, that'll get you the MVP if he hit
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: seventy home runs and the Marners are a playoff team
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: or in the playoff race, I think we got.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: To win the division minimum.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, listen, cal Rally's on pace to hit
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: a ridiculous amount homese. You figure the dog days of
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: summer coming up after the All Star break, he's gonna
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: he's gonna slow down, right, That's usually what happens after
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: the All Star break. The numbers offense becomes.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Well, what does that annoy?
• 27:55
  Speaker 9: Then eighty four wins.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: The poto is gonna wet himself.
• 27:57
  Speaker 11: So you can't be too good?
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you know, the whole Mariner philosophy is to
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: not be too good. That's right.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: You just want to be competitive. You want to win
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: fifty four percent of the games. But right now cal
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Rawley's on paste. It's sixty four home runs, So that's
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: that's pretty good.
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: MVP.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: It's a long shot because Aaron Judge is putting up
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: massive members. All this is that? I mean, I hearing
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: that voice in the back. Is this a tag team duel?
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Here's that?
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: Don't know?
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: You know, women can't let men just talk a donut you.
• 28:28
  Speaker 9: In your studio that does it too.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Oh man, that's a sho I think that was a
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: shot at you, Lorena.
• 28:34
  Speaker 9: Shane and des Moines loves me and all women around
• 28:37
  Speaker 9: the world, don't you, Shane.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: I really can't say that I love you, Lorena.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: That's oh my god, vision you can't.
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: I respect you a healthy amountains.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: There we go. That's perfect.
• 28:48
  Speaker 11: You're a solid person.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, thank you, all right, we'll hang up on you.
• 28:51
  Speaker 8: If he hits sixty four home runs, he's gotta he's
• 28:54
  Speaker 8: got to get it right.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: No, if Aaron Judge hit sixty home runs, he's going
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: to get it right. How many he's a judge on
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: pace for cal Rai's on pace for sixty four he
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: leads baseball home runs. So doing the math on that,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: then Aaron Judges he can't. Aaron Judge is not going
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: to hit sixty four. He's not on a pace for
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: sixty four home runs for that way.
• 29:14
  Speaker 8: Right, I mean he's he's a little bit behind that pace.
• 29:18
  Speaker 8: But I mean what Judge's MVP year was what sixty.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Two judges on pace for fifty nine home runs and
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: one hundred and thirty seven RBIs and he plays in
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: New York every home game.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: So how do you beat that? He hit sixty four?
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: He says, he's around sixty. Judge will be your MVP.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Give him the MVP.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Let's go to who do we have here? Eni Meeni,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: miney Moe. Let's say hello to Keg drinking Steve, Hello,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Keg drinking Steve. Oh.
• 29:51
  Speaker 12: I love Lorena Dandy loves from lorenallaynel Be Poppy loves
• 29:59
  Speaker 12: yea Yo. What about the Savior of the w of
• 30:03
  Speaker 12: the NBA ben uh He. He went on the court
• 30:07
  Speaker 12: and told told Junior Lebron that Daddy can't save you.
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 30:13
  Speaker 12: The reason they're taking him out is that they're going
• 30:16
  Speaker 12: to Caitlin. Him is he's gonna get He's gonna get
• 30:19
  Speaker 12: Caitlan in the summer league.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: What do you what are you talking about? I don't
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: even know what you're talking about.
• 30:23
  Speaker 12: There is going to be a revelation. This is gonna
• 30:26
  Speaker 12: be a revelation for all the lazy, malcontents millionaires in
• 30:30
  Speaker 12: the NBA, A white guy with game coming in and
• 30:35
  Speaker 12: calling them out on their crap.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Well, you're talking about Cooper flag, is what you're talking Okay,
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: the Great White Hope Cooper Flag.
• 30:44
  Speaker 13: Yes, he goes in and said and starts going in
• 30:48
  Speaker 13: and going at Lebrick's son, saying, Daddy, daddy, Daddy ain't
• 30:54
  Speaker 13: gonna help you more, Daddy ain't gonna help you.
• 30:57
  Speaker 12: And I can't believe I love a duke this much.
• 31:02
  Speaker 12: You watch, this guy is going to be This guy
• 31:05
  Speaker 12: is going to be the number one target.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: You've just put the whammy on you just put them
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: on him, and I'm happy though you're not ripping Tom Brady.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Although Brady. I saw Brady was at that soccer thing
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: on Sunday. Yeah, he was in the booth with the
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: box with President Trump and there were some other big
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: wigs there, the head of some soccer I think the
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: head of FIFA was there.
• 31:34
  Speaker 12: The midlife Cristis continues, But Ben, this is going to
• 31:38
  Speaker 12: this is going to be the Larry Bird moment of
• 31:41
  Speaker 12: the of the NBA. They've lost forty percent of their viewership.
• 31:45
  Speaker 12: This is going to bring you all back.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: I know, all right, Thank you.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Blind Scott is in Boston. Hello, Blind Scott, welcome.
• 31:54
  Speaker 9: Oh hey, yeah, that was a good story. So you
• 31:56
  Speaker 9: went out to eat with your in laws and that
• 31:59
  Speaker 9: made you wait twenty minutes before.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: They brought it. It was thirty seven minutes. It was
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: a mud pie. I looked at my watch. I was like,
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I didn't really want to eat dessert, but my my
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: mother in law wanted dessert, so she ordered a mud
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: pie for the table, like a slice of mud pie.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: And it took thirty seven minutes for the pie to arrive.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Thirty seven minutes of my life I sat around waiting
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: for a mud pie.
• 32:24
  Speaker 9: Yeah, So what I would have done is I would
• 32:25
  Speaker 9: have maybe got up and talked to the server and
• 32:27
  Speaker 9: said that you were you know, maybe you were out
• 32:29
  Speaker 9: on a date and you needed a discount on the
• 32:31
  Speaker 9: bill because your in laws were really upset at you
• 32:34
  Speaker 9: and it might cause divorce. You know, you should have
• 32:36
  Speaker 9: worked that a little bit. Or you should have said,
• 32:38
  Speaker 9: you know, I'm Ben Maller and.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Oh that always works whenever you start a sentence with
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm Ben Mallor. You know, you're getting some
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: good stuff.
• 32:45
  Speaker 9: That is the people ever asked you what's the name
• 32:49
  Speaker 9: of that show you're on all again? People say that
• 32:51
  Speaker 9: all the time when they see you, and you're like,
• 32:53
  Speaker 9: it's hard to be like, that's the Ben Mallor show,
• 32:55
  Speaker 9: you know, dude, This Red Talks team is really on fineite.
• 32:59
  Speaker 9: Like the Red Talks buzz hasn't been much for years,
• 33:01
  Speaker 9: but you can walk this three now and hear people
• 33:03
  Speaker 9: talk in red sox and stuff like the thing about
• 33:06
  Speaker 9: the WNBA. The reason why we don't talk about on radio,
• 33:09
  Speaker 9: it's because it's not relevant on radio. They have ratings
• 33:11
  Speaker 9: that show. As soon as you start talking about it,
• 33:14
  Speaker 9: people shut it off, you know, because nobody understands what's
• 33:17
  Speaker 9: going on in the WIBA. And then the thing with
• 33:19
  Speaker 9: Cooper Flagg is it's just as polarizing as a WNBA.
• 33:23
  Speaker 9: And Jerome tried to compare him to some guy with
• 33:25
  Speaker 9: diabetes that played in the NBA. That was the craziest
• 33:29
  Speaker 9: call ever, you know what I mean, These calls might
• 33:31
  Speaker 9: have been awful, you know, like it doesn't get much
• 33:34
  Speaker 9: worse than this. I can't believe that talent show has
• 33:35
  Speaker 9: come up next week?
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Like are you are you in by the ways, blub blanche,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Do you have an act for the talent show?
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Are you going to do something?
• 33:41
  Speaker 11: Well?
• 33:42
  Speaker 9: I will enter the comedy talent show bracket if you need.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: A if this' well, I don't really don't need anything,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: but if you have something you want to add, if
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: you think you can win the.
• 33:49
  Speaker 9: No comedian, I can go against Surfer Tod like Todd's
• 33:52
  Speaker 9: not Serfotag is not a real comedian.
• 33:54
  Speaker 11: He's a dude.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: By the way, it's Todd in ser Todd in the
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: is he entered the comedy thing?
• 34:01
  Speaker 8: Yette s Tod, I have not received any correspondence.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, so Surfer TODs not in. He's not in yet.
• 34:07
  Speaker 11: You go to order.
• 34:07
  Speaker 9: Pretend people like people that pretend to be social media starts,
• 34:11
  Speaker 9: people that pretend to dislike people on the show when
• 34:13
  Speaker 9: it's not real. All these people are fair game during
• 34:17
  Speaker 9: comedy hour. You got this guy Jayscoo, great guy, great musician,
• 34:21
  Speaker 9: and he's got to some other guy that just dances
• 34:24
  Speaker 9: around next to him like Jimmy Sanlely has no talent.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, please, let's say hello to Tony
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: in the Bay Area.
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  Speaker 2: Hello Tony, welcome.
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  Speaker 14: Hey Ben, Earlier you were mentioning Bernie Brewer going down
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  Speaker 14: a slide. Does he likes a and bounce off the
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  Speaker 14: wall like a meg of gigs and rolled around clan
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  Speaker 14: like a little girl.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Let's say hello to Wayne in Missouri. Hello, Wayne, Welcome.
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  Speaker 1: You'll have to hear the podcast to hear that the
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  Speaker 1: rest of that.
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  Speaker 11: Hey, good morning, Ben, Lorraine Coop.
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  Speaker 2: The great Wayne who had one of the all time
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  Speaker 2: amazing drill sergeants, Chris Wayne like Batman. Oh this is
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  Speaker 2: better than Bruce Wayne.
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  Speaker 1: This is this guy kicked ass or he's dodged death
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  Speaker 1: multiple times.
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  Speaker 2: Right, we want you.
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  Speaker 1: And you were in Vietnam back in the day, right
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  Speaker 1: you were going to you were in the Marines.
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  Speaker 2: He's he had a motorcycle accent of this guy. I
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  Speaker 2: what to life?
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  Speaker 11: This guy's had, yes, sir, two tours with reconnaissance Marines
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  Speaker 11: in Vietnam. Yeah, and my my drill instructor at MCRD
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  Speaker 11: San Diego in nineteen sixty seven, was the iconic.
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  Speaker 9: Ari or may you.
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  Speaker 2: Know that is Lorena? You ever heard of him?
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  Speaker 1: The most famous drill sergeant of all drill sergeants. You
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  Speaker 1: don't watch any old movies or anything like that. No, really,
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  Speaker 1: you're missing out one of the all time great characters.
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  Speaker 1: And it was his, a real life drill sergeant who
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  Speaker 1: they wasn't the story. They couldn't find Wayne anyone else
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  Speaker 1: who was as good as him, So he got the
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  Speaker 1: job in the movie.
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  Speaker 2: Was it for Full Metal Jacket, right, I think it
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  Speaker 2: Full Metal.
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  Speaker 11: Jackets from Yes, Sir Stanley Stanley Kubrick, the director cast
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  Speaker 11: him as the drill Sergeant Hartman in the movie Full
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  Speaker 11: Metal Jacket. And like I like I tell people today,
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  Speaker 11: I can I can still. I can still see indentation
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  Speaker 11: on my forehead from his campaign cap right on my
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  Speaker 11: forehead in nineteen sixty seven. But anyway, I don't want
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  Speaker 11: to take a lot of time. But you mentioned Ben,
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  Speaker 11: I heard earlier that you have a bulldog.
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  Speaker 6: I do.
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  Speaker 2: I have an English bulldog named Moxie.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, Maxie, the missus and I we have two bulldogs
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  Speaker 11: we have.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 11: One is named Winston and the other's named Maggie for
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  Speaker 11: Marga that Thatcher and Winston Churchill, two iconic Bridish prime minister.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, sure.
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  Speaker 11: And the reason why is, like I always say, you
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  Speaker 11: know why, we say God bless Fredno State School Nursing
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  Speaker 11: because Prono State Mascar is.
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  Speaker 1: The That's right, the bulla and old pol Eddie Fresno
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  Speaker 1: State alumnus as well. All right, well, thank you Wayne
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  Speaker 1: good for checking in. My man, the great Wayne from
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  Speaker 1: Missouri's called the show.
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  Speaker 2: For many many years.
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  Speaker 1: All Right, it is the Ben, you're gonna watch Full
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  Speaker 1: Metal Jackular, right, I can't believe you.
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  Speaker 2: That's one of the classic movies I'm gonna put on
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  Speaker 2: my list for this weekend. Yeah. And the Drill.
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  Speaker 1: When you see the drill sergeant in there, that's the
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  Speaker 1: guy that's a real life Jewell Starge. And our friend
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  Speaker 1: Wayne when he was a young lad in marine training.
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  Speaker 2: In San Diego, that was his drill start. I think
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  Speaker 2: that's all. That's so cool, really, neat all?
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  Speaker 1: Right, straight, we're gonna have the malor militia feud.
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  Speaker 2: We'll get to that. We'll do it next.
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  Speaker 13: It's winning so important, listened, winning and everything.
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  Speaker 6: It's time for another Mallard game show.
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  Speaker 2: You're so goe.
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  Speaker 6: We surveyed one hundred people name sports teams associated with losing.
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  Speaker 2: D curs. I believe the answer is to Clippers.
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  Speaker 15: That is the top answer, forty points. It's malord, militia,
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  Speaker 15: feute all that show. Let's play the feud right now.
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  Speaker 15: Let's welcome in our contestants. We have hollering James. Who's
• 38:58
  Speaker 15: gonna play?
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  Speaker 1: Hello James, Yeah, James, show some freaking emotion.
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  Speaker 2: James, hollering James.
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  Speaker 12: That's me.
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  Speaker 2: Forced emotion. Mark on the north end, Hello, Mark, Hey,
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  Speaker 2: what's up? Good morning. You're playing hollering James. You cannot
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  Speaker 2: lose to holler in James. It's impossible to lose the holler.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah here, I'm here, Big.
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  Speaker 2: Daddy, Big daddy. All right, gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: One hundred people surveyed the top one, two, three, four, five,
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  Speaker 1: six answers on the board. Name something you're embarrassed to
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  Speaker 1: do in front of other people at the gym.
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  Speaker 2: Your name is your buzzy. You want to go for
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  Speaker 2: James James.
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  Speaker 10: Yes, I'll say sweat all over the place.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So you're why would you go to the
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  Speaker 1: gym if you're embarrassed to sweat and.
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  Speaker 2: All over No, that is not that is not on
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  Speaker 2: the on the board, Mark on the north.
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  Speaker 1: Then name something you you're embarrassed to do in front
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  Speaker 1: of other people at the gym.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was the number two answer, shower, That is correct.
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  Speaker 2: I keep going there, Mark.
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  Speaker 11: Take off my shirt.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, change clothes, right, that's that was the That was
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  Speaker 1: the number one answer, change clothes. But not for James, James,
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  Speaker 1: it's just sweating. Uh, well, what else you got Mark?
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  Speaker 11: Are you?
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  Speaker 2: There are three? Four answers left on the board.
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  Speaker 11: Ask for help?
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  Speaker 2: Ask for help? Not on the board.
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  Speaker 1: That was a good one, all right, James, name something
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  Speaker 1: you're embarrassed to do in front of other people at
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  Speaker 1: the gym. Let out that's actually on there.
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  Speaker 2: You got that right, Hollary James.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, though, everyone wears headphones at the gym,
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  Speaker 1: so I don't think anyone would hear it anyway if
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  Speaker 1: you did, you know anyway, keep.
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  Speaker 2: Going, James, what do you got here? Three answers left?
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  Speaker 9: I'll say when you vomit m.
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  Speaker 1: Comment vomit at the gym? Is that no, Mark any quickly?
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  Speaker 2: Mark, No, you win anyway. Mark it's run, stretch and dance,
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  Speaker 2: all right. Mark. You win a golden ticket.
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  Speaker 5: You win to go.
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  Speaker 1: You win a gold you wanna golden take it, and
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  Speaker 1: you want to go to take it.