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What Happens in Thailand… Should Stay in Thailand, The Guys Trip That Ended a Marriage · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Yeah before you're sitting in your own mess and questioning
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  Speaker 2: Yeah everything i've done has led me to this moment
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  Speaker 2: It's knowing the knowing that's what's helpful. If you say so.
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  Speaker 2: And I knew what you meant. And I was like,
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  Speaker 2: to take care of, buddy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, that's one of those things, you know, this with,
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  Speaker 2: Before we jump into, uh, a boy's trip question, the, uh,
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  Speaker 2: I get it. You're in kind of an emergency situation. But, man,
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  Speaker 2: I'd be real self-conscious about, A, doing it in a bedpan, and, B,
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  Speaker 2: the only thing separating me and the rest of society
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  Speaker 2: is a sheet, is that little curtain going around the bed.
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  Speaker 2: i look if if it were up to me i
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  Speaker 2: would go into a deep dark cave to do that
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  Speaker 1: Yeah have a Have they already introduced the black guy
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  Speaker 1: with the drinking problem? Yes. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Reminds you of people? It does. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It very, very, very much does. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, welcome inside the treehouse. Okay, so you sent a
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  Speaker 2: number of wonderfully juicy things that we get a chance
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  Speaker 2: to talk about today. And the first of which is,
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  Speaker 2: I can tell you right now, if you were to
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  Speaker 2: ask me if I wanted to take a boy's trip
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  Speaker 2: to Thailand, I'm not going. Partly because my wife won't
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  Speaker 2: let me. And also because I couldn't blame her if
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  Speaker 2: she said no. Because if any guy says, hey, man,
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  Speaker 2: you want to take a bros trip to Thailand? I
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  Speaker 2: would be like, why? Like, we could just go camping
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  Speaker 2: or something in Colorado. Why do we have to go
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  Speaker 2: to Thailand?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's supposed to be beautiful. And all sorts of...
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  Speaker 1: This is another thing with age. I can think of
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  Speaker 1: reasons why, you know, I'd like to go to Thailand
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  Speaker 1: that are don't, don't involve a morally questionable decisions.
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  Speaker 2: But I'll tell you right now, if you tell people
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  Speaker 2: that you as a 52 year old man, you're going
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  Speaker 2: to do a solo trip to Thailand, people are going
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  Speaker 2: to make some assumptions.
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  Speaker 1: And that's, that's fair. Um, but I, I mean, I would,
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  Speaker 1: I would give it to see, there's a lot of things,
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  Speaker 1: but Yeah, especially if I was 20 years younger and
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of guys were like, hey, let's go to Thailand,
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  Speaker 1: then yeah, you know that legally and morally questionable things
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  Speaker 1: are going to happen.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: Now, if I said something like I was going to
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  Speaker 1: some Eastern European country like Lithuania or some place that
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  Speaker 1: have a shortage of men, then.
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  Speaker 1: And hot women didn't know exactly what's going on.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that doesn't sound as bad as Thailand.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't. It's the same principle, but no, it doesn't.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, Lithuania doesn't have the same stereotypes associated with it.
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  Speaker 2: And I've seen that things going around social media as well.
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  Speaker 2: I think it was either Lithuania or Latvia. Latvia, yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's like the women in Latvia... outnumbered the men like
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  Speaker 2: two to one and they just can't find anyone to
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  Speaker 2: marry and it's a photo of like these beautiful women
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  Speaker 2: so i get it.
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  Speaker 1: And that's it that's becoming a thing in a lot
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  Speaker 1: of places as our as our birth rates decline uh
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  Speaker 1: and there are more and more articles about how especially
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  Speaker 1: men 50 plus are just choosing to be alone fed.
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  Speaker 2: Up But yeah, going to Latvia to be the one
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  Speaker 2: in the two to one ratio is different than like, hey, bro,
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  Speaker 2: you want to go to Thailand for the weekend, which
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  Speaker 2: is what one guy did. So imagine this. Imagine you.
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  Speaker 2: I love I love these stories. I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: this was a am I overreacting? Imagine you've been with
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  Speaker 2: your boyfriend for two years and you genuinely love each other.
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  Speaker 2: He goes on a boy's trip to Thailand. gets a
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  Speaker 2: new room massage, and pays for sex with escorts. Then
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  Speaker 2: he comes back and tells you everything instead of hiding it.
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  Speaker 2: What would you do? He called it an experience. So
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  Speaker 2: I guess he's trying to justify the action, saying it
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  Speaker 2: was a life experience. That's the reason why I did it.
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  Speaker 2: But I love you, baby.
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  Speaker 1: Shut up. Ha ha ha ha ha. Shut the f
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  Speaker 1: * * * up. Good God, man.
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  Speaker 2: You can tell her you had a great time. You
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  Speaker 2: don't have to tell her you had the best time.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Play this out, because... No, you don't... I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to think. It's like, okay, you go for a massage,
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  Speaker 1: and all of a sudden it becomes, you know, there's
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  Speaker 1: a naked woman sliding up and down... on you okay
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  Speaker 1: maybe you say oh wow honey I didn't expect it
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  Speaker 1: I told her to stop.
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  Speaker 2: But it happened so fast and she was so slippery
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  Speaker 2: that I just couldn't you.
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  Speaker 1: Know yeah my my face was down I couldn't see
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  Speaker 1: anything I had no idea she disrobed and was going
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  Speaker 1: to do that. I still, I'm still going to err
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  Speaker 1: on the side of shut the up. But yeah, past that,
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  Speaker 1: because I don't think it matters wherever you, I don't
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  Speaker 1: culture anything. If you pay for sex, it's generally frowned upon. Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 2: Generally.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I think that is a universal thing that, uh, that, that,
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  Speaker 1: that is going to piss your woman off. If you,
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  Speaker 1: you paid for, for sex. Yeah. I, I, I tried
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  Speaker 1: to think about maybe where, where are these, because I
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  Speaker 1: don't think if you're in the United States, you're going
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  Speaker 1: to just hop on a plane and go to Thailand
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  Speaker 1: for a boy's trip. Cause I, And I think that's
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  Speaker 1: a 14, 15 hour flight, something like that. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: assuming this is European, you know, somewhere that, that away. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But why in the would you tell her why? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: unless your buddies, unless there's video that, you know, is
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  Speaker 1: about to be posted online. That's one of those things,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you, you take a blood oath with your friends.
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  Speaker 1: We will never speak about this ever again.
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  Speaker 2: But maybe take that blood oath before you get it
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  Speaker 2: on with tie hookers, because I don't know if I
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  Speaker 2: want to be mixing blood with my boys afterwards.
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  Speaker 1: No one's good. Again, unless you have some, you're a
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  Speaker 1: part of some very odd culture. That's just not something
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  Speaker 1: you brag about.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Let's just let's have fun with this. Let's pretend
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  Speaker 2: that this was a boy's trip from from Dallas. We're
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  Speaker 2: both from Dallas. Let's pretend it happened where like the
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  Speaker 2: boy's trip. They left Dallas, went to Thailand. They went
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  Speaker 2: for a week and they came back and the guy
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  Speaker 2: was like, hey, baby, I had a great time. It
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  Speaker 2: was so good. I got an oiled up sex massage
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  Speaker 2: and it was so good. I decided to keep doing
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  Speaker 2: it the whole trip. And it was a great experience.
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  Speaker 2: Five stars on Airbnb. There's practically zero chance of her
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  Speaker 2: finding out what happened. With the exception of, like you're saying,
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  Speaker 2: unless you're being blackmailed by somebody or they got video,
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  Speaker 2: it's going to come out. Because it's not like there's
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  Speaker 2: the chance of your girl running into your Thai Nuru
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  Speaker 2: hooker at Whole Foods. No.
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  Speaker 1: Unless you're going to get blackmailed, And like, if you
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  Speaker 1: use your real name credit card and your buddy's got
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  Speaker 1: pictures and videos of you, shut the up. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Don't, don't write a check to the hookers. Don't Venmo them.
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  Speaker 1: Just, you know? Yeah. I mean, did you, did you,
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  Speaker 1: in the memo line of the, of the Venmo, did you,
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  Speaker 1: did you put, you know, hookers and blow? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You're not supposed to do that. You don't, you don't
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  Speaker 2: put new room massage. You don't put sex with hookers
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  Speaker 2: in the memo line of the check. When you, first
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  Speaker 2: of all, don't write checks to hookers. I don't even
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  Speaker 2: think they take checks. Um, yeah, there's buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not victim blaming here, but I do want to
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  Speaker 2: point out that if your, if, if, if your man says,
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  Speaker 2: Hey baby, me and the boys are going to Thailand
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  Speaker 2: for the weekend or the week, whatever. I don't think
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  Speaker 2: it's just going to be lounging around a pool or
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  Speaker 2: going to that beach from that movie with Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah, no.
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  Speaker 1: If you're super, if you got a group of guys,
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  Speaker 1: if you were super into history and archaeology, And or chefs. Maybe. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I still, I think in general, I think you're going
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  Speaker 1: to need to take your spouse and then you can say, hey,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to spend the days doing archaeology and sightseeing stuff,
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  Speaker 1: but you can just stay at the resort and have
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  Speaker 1: your own massage.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. Look, there are certain boys trips you can
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  Speaker 2: take that really won't come with many questions or assumptions.
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  Speaker 2: I've got a buddy of mine who's big into.
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  Speaker 1: Hunting, right?
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  Speaker 2: And so he's taken a trip. He took a trip
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  Speaker 2: to Argentina a few years ago because they don't have
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  Speaker 2: the same regulations when it comes to dove hunting.
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  Speaker 1: Dove are like locust in Argentina. You can't. So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's white wing and it's unlimited. It's legendary hunting. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: that is an experience I hope to have before I
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  Speaker 1: die is to go white wing hunting in Argentina. Because
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  Speaker 1: literally you can shoot as many as you want. You
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  Speaker 1: have a guy with you that you just hand him
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  Speaker 1: the gun. You have multiple guns and they just reload, boom,
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  Speaker 1: back and forth. It's supposed to be one of the
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  Speaker 1: great epic hunting experiences, bird hunting. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So, I mean, if you tell your lady, hey, baby,
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  Speaker 2: me and the boys are going to Argentina for dove hunting.
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  Speaker 2: specifically white wing hunting, she's going to be like, cool,
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  Speaker 2: go have fun. She's going to have no interest in that.
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  Speaker 2: Also because Argentina doesn't have the same stereotypes associated with
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  Speaker 2: it that Thailand does. So, whereas if you say, hey babe,
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  Speaker 2: me and the boys are going to Thailand, she's going
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  Speaker 2: to be like, the hell you are. You should be anyway.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if it still has the same stigma,
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  Speaker 1: but It would almost be like, hey, honey, we're going
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: to take a boy's trip to Tijuana.
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  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 1: What are you going to do down there in Tijuana?
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  Speaker 2: Tequila. Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 1: Hookers and blow.
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  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. Also tequila, because one's the drink and one's the
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  Speaker 2: name of the hooker. Yeah, same thing. There are certain
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  Speaker 2: cities where you're going to be like, no, you're not
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  Speaker 2: going to go do that. Tijuana has some certain connotations
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  Speaker 2: the boys are going to Vegas this weekend, she's probably
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  Speaker 2: not going to be too excited to hear that either.
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  Speaker 2: Certain things you can get away with when it comes
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  Speaker 2: to boys trip stuff, but others you're asking for trouble.
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  Speaker 2: And if the boys trip is truly epic and you
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  Speaker 2: get to do all the things and all the people
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  Speaker 2: that you wanted to do that you've ever dreamed of,
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  Speaker 2: you don't come home and show her the scrapbook of it.
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  Speaker 1: No. You take some throwaway selfies with some street vendors
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  Speaker 1: and some statues and go, oh, we just looked around.
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  Speaker 2: It was a cultural trip.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: big day. Tom Felton is 39. He is probably best
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  Speaker 2: known for playing Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter films.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: So yeah, keep that in mind. The kid that played
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter films is almost 40.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: As if other things on a daily basis don't make
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: you feel old. That one will. He also had a
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: turn as a guest spot in the Flash TV series.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: I remember that.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Emmy winner from Orphan Black and She-Hulk, Tatiana Maslany is 41.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: I never watched She-Hulk.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: It was okay. Look, it got seriously review-bombed, and some
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: people said they hated it, and it's like, well, I mean,
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: I was okay with it. I didn't love it, but
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: I certainly didn't hate it. My favorite part is when
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: she hooked up with Daredevil, and Daredevil had to do
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: a walk of shame. That was funny. I like that.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Speaking of the MCU, Avengers Endgame returns to theaters this week.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Is it already this week?
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: It's already this week. I got to get my bladder
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: ready because the first time I saw it, I purposely
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: dehydrated myself so I didn't have to pee because that
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: movie is three hours and three minutes. And now they've
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: got some additional stuff in it to bridge the Avengers
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Endgame directly into the new Doomsday movie coming out in December,
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: which means the Avengers Endgame movie we go to the
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: theater to re-see might be slightly longer, which means I
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: have to dehydrate in advance of the film.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Why can't they do intermissions?
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: They really should. Please give us a pee break in
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: the middle, especially in a movie that we've all already seen. Please, please, please.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Because you're really running the risk of getting a UTI.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Well, in this day and age where theaters struggle to
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: begin with, I don't understand. And most movies are now,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: I feel like two and a half hours is kind
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: of a standard length now. Give everyone a break where
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: they go pee and then inevitably they'll go to the
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: concession stand and spend more money. Yeah, I don't.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're absolutely right. Look. I'll go in there and
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: I'll re-up on snacks. I mean, honestly, if you think
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: about it, you could go to a 10.30 in the
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: morning Avengers in-game screening, right? And if they do an intermission,
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: not only am I going to go to the bathroom,
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: but I may also just straight up get some lunch
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: during that break. And I'm absolutely going to spend more
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: at the concession stand. I don't know why they don't
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: do it. Three hours and three minutes. I'm trying to
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: think of movies when we were younger that were considered really,
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: really long for the time. And the first one I
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: can think of is Dances with Wolves. That came out
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: in 1990. That was three hours and one minute. So
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: two minutes shorter than Avengers Endgame. And I don't remember
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: if that had an intermission in it or not. But
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: that was a hugely long movie back then.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Costner was famous. He had a run where he made
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: some really epically long movies.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: That's an interesting question. I'm trying to think what were
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: considered really long movies at that time.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: I mean a three hour movie dances with wolves. That was,
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: that was unheard of at the time because you're right.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, back in those days it was, it was,
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: it was pretty drastic for any movie to be over
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: two hours. Most movies were in like that hour and
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: a half window.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Two and a half hours was at one point an
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: extremely long movie.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: I need to look up as I remember. I remember
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: the joy luck club. My mom wanted to watch that
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: really bad. That came out in 93. Joy Luck Club
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: was two hours and 19 minutes. And when my mom
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: made me watch that one night, I thought it was forever.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Titanic was really long.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Ooh, what was the runtime on Titanic?
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I know it was over three hours.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Three hours, 14 minutes. You know what's crazy about that, though?
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: I think I saw that movie like four three or
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: four times in the theater, along with everybody else, because
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: by the end of its run, it made the most
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: money in the history of films.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: I feel like JFK was really long, too.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: What is it with Kevin Costner and these long-ass movies?
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, he had a run.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, three hours, nine minutes. We're kind of answering our
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: own question here. The Mailman, I think, was also really long.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: The Postman?
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: The Postman, yeah.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: I never saw that one. I think because I was like, no,
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: I'm good. I don't want to see Kevin Costner deliver mail.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: We're kind of answering our own question because Avengers Endgame
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: doesn't have an intermission and neither did any of these movies,
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: if I remember correctly. The one movie I do remember
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: going to that had an intermission was Gettysburg. That was
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: the Civil War kind of reenactment thing, star-studded cast. And that,
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: I think, was like a four-hour movie. And it had
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: a legitimate intermission right in the middle of it, which
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: at that point it definitely needed. But yeah, Avengers Endgame
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: back in theaters this weekend. So start getting your bladders
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: ready now. Are you going to go back to the
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: theater and see it?
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Yes. Same.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: I'm excited.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I can't wait.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Like I told you, I went back and rewatched everything,
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: so I am primed and ready to go.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I am going to watch Infinity War, and then
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: I am going to go see Endgame in theaters. You
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: know what?
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Now that you mention it, I might actually do the
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: same thing. Even though I just rewatched everything, rewatch Infinity
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: War to prime myself one last time.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: So it's a big week for movies. Other birthdays today.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Scott Baio is 66. Chachi from happy days and Charles
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: from Charles in charge because he's in charge of our
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: days and our nights.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. God, you want to talk about someone who was just,
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: he had a run of being sex symbol. Is that?
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I think he was.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: 80s and 90s, Chachi and Charles. And then his career
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: just nosedived.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: At a certain point, I'm pretty sure Willie Ames said, hey, man,
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: you need some money. Because at least Willie Ames had
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Bible Man money for a little while when Scott Bale
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: was like, man, I'm hard up.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. And not that I really cared
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: enough to know. I mean, I know later on people
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: really didn't like his politics, but his career nosedived long
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: before then. It really did. And I don't know if
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: he was just a pain in the ass to work
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: with or what.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but I like to think that Willie Ames,
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: his co-star on Charles in Charge, I like to think
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: that Scott Bale was at such a peak of celebrity.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: That.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Willie Ames saw so much depraved stuff, Scott Baio did.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: He said, I need Jesus, and immediately started doing Bible Man.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: I like to think that that's what happened.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Especially if it was Nicole Eggert.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Yep. Doing some weird stuff on that floral print couch.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: Other birthdays today. So did I say his actual age?
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Scott Baio, 66. Joan Jett is 68. Another phenomenal....
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know why I would have thought she was older.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Same here, dude. I'm right there with you. I thought
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: she was. I love rock and roll. Hate myself for
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: loving you. Bad reputation. 68 years old.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: I'm with you.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: I would have believed 78 before 68. I mean, I guess....
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: I she just kind of looked older and the early
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: 80s when she was huge clearly she was in her
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: 20s I'm gonna guess yeah yeah.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Speak speaking of 80s and and not looking great David
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Coverdale from Whitesnake is 75 and Oof. Uh-huh. There's a
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: reason why Tawny Catan opted for the hood of that
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: car instead of dancing on David Coverdale.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: But also, if you want to take one of the
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: great examples of if you can sing and you're the
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: lead man of a rock band, you can get any woman.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: There were two in the 80s that just personified that,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: and that was David Coverdale. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Don't say the other one. I'm going to write it down.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Hang on.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: I'm going to see if I can get there. Oh
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: my gosh, you're right.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Okay. David. All right.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: I got, I got my guess written down.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Rick Ocasek of the cars.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: That's what I wrote. I wrote down Rick Ocasek.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Paulina Porizkova.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: Rick Ocasek.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Those of you who are younger, Google it. she's that's
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: not the pictures ever said look bad, but Google Paulina
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Poroskova in the eighties of modeling pictures. She was one
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: of the hottest chicks. I mean, back in the, I don't,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: there's something that they really is lost and posters. Yeah.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, eighties posters of hot women and cars were
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: two things, but Paulina Poroskova. Oh God, was she hot?
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: Rick Ocasek had no business being anywhere in the same
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: zip code as her. But not only that, not only
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: was he in the same zip code, they got married.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: And were married for decades.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: I think up until he passed away.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: I think they had divorced before, but maybe.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: Rick Ocasek is one of the most unfortunate looking men
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: to have ever walked this earth. And he absolutely balanced
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: it out by being a rock star.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Listen, you don't even have to be, I mean, number
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: three on that list for me would be Lyle Lovett.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, he got Julia Roberts. And it primed Julia Roberts.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, still one of the great mysteries of humans. How
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Lyle Lovett landed primed Julia Roberts.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Man, if you can sing.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: It's true. That is one thing if you have kids,
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: especially if you're trying to impart some things to your son.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: You can be like, look, daddy's going to be straight
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: with you. You are not good looking. I don't care
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: what your aunt whatever says. But there is a fix
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: for your affliction. It's called music. It doesn't matter how
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: ugly you are. If you can sing and or play guitar...
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: you will be just fine.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Or piano.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Piano also is, uh.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: I, I, I, my, my first thing is, let's see
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: how you swing that golf club.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Nope.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: You're not that good. Get in front of that piano.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Piano, guitar, take your pick. And then you're going to
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: take some voice lessons. Yep.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Tickle them keys. Cause you know, you know, who else
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: is not the greatest looking Brian Adams dude is riddled
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: with acne scars. Doesn't matter. doesn't matter. Because if you
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: can tickle keys, you can tickle women.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Elton John got a woman and he's gay!
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Music definitely is a miracle worker. Sorry, if my eyes
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: start watering, it's because someone in this apartment building is
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: cooking something with mega garlic in it, and I don't Oh, God,
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: that is strong.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: That's early for you're on the West Coast.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: That's.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Right now. Yeah. At the time we're recording this, it
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: is eight fifty six in the morning, Seattle time where
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: we are currently. And someone is cooking something with hella garlic. Oh,
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: my God. It it smells like someone is roasting garlic
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: and I'm in the oven with it. That's how I
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: I'm not embellishing this. This is some strong ass garlic.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: All right. Sorry.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: This is really throwing me.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Well, it's better than the homeless smell I smelled earlier. Oh!
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: That reminds me. We have some really stupid criminal stories
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: to share with you, but I kind of feel like
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: I need to tell you about the thing I saw yesterday.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Okay. I believe I have now seen it all. I
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: have seen everything this planet has to offer.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: That is a bold statement. It is.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: But on a Sunday morning walking the dog, when you
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: see a cross-dressing homeless man, I really do feel like
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: you've seen it all. Because I look up, And I
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: see this man with long grayish hair and a grayish beard.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Remember the bitter beer face guys from the beer commercials
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: back in the day? And he looked like bitter beer face.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: And he was wearing a spaghetti strap tank top and
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: a teal skirt.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Daniel, I hate to deflate your, your big experience. But
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: I see that almost daily.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: You live in a different neighborhood than I do. That
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: is very true. I, I, uh, but the bears you see,
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: are they typically homeless?
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, these aren't.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: The, the, there are about four or five, um, cross
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: dressing crazy. I don't know if they're trans or, or
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: what I, I, I, but, and a couple of them
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: are very tall men that are in typically skirts and,
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: and tube tops. And it just, and you know, sometimes
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: they're yelling at themselves on the corner and sometimes they're
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: strutting across up and down and across Cedar Springs and, and,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: you don't know if they're, they're crazy or high or what,
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: but yeah, that's, I, it's so commonplace. And I thought
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: I'd told a story, but one time I saw a,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: what I would assume was going to be a homeless
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: black man in a skirt and stiletto heels and walking
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: down the street, pushing a pink grocery cart. And my
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: first thought is where do you get a pink grocery cart?
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: You are really, really jaded. Like, is there a new
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: store I need to know about?
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Target rebrand?
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: The red was too aggressive. We decided to go with
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: more of a pink thing. It wasn't the most amazing
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: thing I've ever seen, but it did make me do
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: like a triple take.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: I remember my first time, and it is an interesting
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: sight to behold.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: Part of what's weird about it, though, is when you
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: see a homeless man who's wearing women's clothing, I don't
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: immediately think that he's trans or just cross-dressing or anything.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know if he's doing it because he really
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: wants to feel pretty or if it's because that's the
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: only thing they had in his size at the Goodwill
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: and he was just desperate. I didn't ask. I didn't
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: ask him.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: You know. Never forget the tales of side pocket and
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: we'll just leave it at that. Oh, God.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: I could have done without that memory grenade.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Let's cleanse our palate with a cereal foot sniffer. A
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: horny serial foot sniffer whose DNA was found on a
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: shoelace is back on the streets. Jesus Christ. A horny
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: serial foot sniffer who requested to sniff the feet of
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: girls has been jailed, but he's already back on the streets.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Alexander Scott Bowens, 24, was arrested in March of 2025
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: following multiple reports of a man sniffing and touching girls' feet.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: He would approach his victims, engage them in conversation about
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: their feet or shoes, compliment them, and then seize their
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: foot and start sniffing it. An initial police investigation in
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: 2022 followed reports in January, March, and May. Despite launching
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: an EFIT appeal and identifying potential suspects, UK police stated
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: there was an insufficient evidence to charge anyone in relation
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: to the foot sniffing incident. Oh, my God. The case
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: was shelved until March of 2025 when two more reports
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: were made by girls accosted under similar circumstances. This guy
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: emerged as a new suspect and was arrested March last year.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Then out on bail, he received two additional reports of
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: girls being approached on New Year's 2025. And then another
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: girl approached January of this year where he's trying to
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: sniff their feet.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: There are things that I simply will never understand. Foot
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: fetishes are one of them. I, there are a few
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: body parts that I think are uglier than feet. And
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: I just, I just don't understand that. And I honestly
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: think most people who have foot fetishes probably should be
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: locked up.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: That's a bold take, Trey.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: It's so weird.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Look, I'm not anti-feet, but I'm definitely not a foot worshiper. Like,
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: if certain things are happening and Tara sticks her foot
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: in my face, I might lick it a little bit,
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: but I'm not going weird on it. I'm not going crazy.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: I'm not going like, oh my God, feet. That's just.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. There's... Yeah, that's all fine, but it's not like
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: that's what gets you off. That's where the people that
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: really have foot fetishes, and that arouses them. There's just
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: something weird about that.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: I will say, though, because like with any sort of fetish,
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: I think that there are degrees, right? So it's one
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: thing to be into feet, like, ooh, I like how
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: your feet looks, or taste, whatever. I don't really know.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: I'm just kind of spitballing here. Pardon the pun. Uh,
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: like you might just be really into feet. Like you
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: love the way they look, or you want the foot
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: to touch you in a certain, um, you know, arousing fashion.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: But I wonder if the normal foot fetish people look
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: at some of the more, um, um, I'm not even
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: sure how to like the word I'm trying to think of, like,
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: does a normal foot fetishist look down on a person
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: who wants feet like done to them in certain way
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: i'm dancing around this way too much uh because i
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: don't know how to say it do normal foot fetishes
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: look down on the foot fetishists who say take that
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: foot and put it in my ass like is that
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: is that too far for some feet people.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Did this just become a therapy session
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: for you, Dan?
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: No, we're not talking about me, Trey.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Are you sure? Pretty sure.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Pretty sure.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: First of all, you said normal foot fetish. And again,
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: I just, I don't think... Again, there's... I love a
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: good pedicure. They'll rub your feet. Cool. I'm all for that.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: But again, if you get a.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: If I see a woman, women can look really hot
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: in a pair of shoes. Cool. Yeah.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: But it's not like you're looking at her feet and saying,
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: I love your feet. Can you put them in my ass?
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Right. Yeah. If, or like I've never, if you desire
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: a foot job, that's weird to me.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: That is always so odd to me when that happens.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: When you're like watching, you're just like, Really?
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: Cause like, cause like most guys complain about a hand job.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: You really think a foot job's going to be any better?
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: If anything, it's going to be worse. It's going to
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: be awkward and clumsy and, and she may kick it
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: a couple of times. Yeah.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: That's no, no, thank you. But I, I just, and,
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: and if you're a serial, if, if, if you have
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: not been labeled a serial foot sniffer, I think this
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: is where we need to re-examine justice systems and realize
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: that this is just going to be nothing but a
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: problem from here on out.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: It's kind of like with serial killers. They usually start with,
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: you know, like animals and things. If, if you're a serial,
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: if you're a, if you're a horny serial foot sniffer,
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: I think it's okay if we put you in some
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: sort of special facility. Yeah. That makes sense to me. Yeah.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: You, you, you need serious help and treatment and, and,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: You need help. Let's just say. And I don't even
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: know how to help him.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: I got nothing. Yeah, I'm.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: It's the whole foot fetish thing has turned me off
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: so much. I can't even think of a good punch
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: line to get out of this.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: I can't either. I'm trying and you know.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: The only thing more awkward than the end of this
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: show is a foot job. See, I saved it. There
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: we go.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. If you've ever uttered the word, put your toe
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: on my ass, you have a problem. Yeah.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: On what date does that conversation happen?
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Like an excited utterance.
• 45:42
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