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155: Seeking Sister Wife - Seeking Deeper Understanding (S5 E10) · Reality TV Cringe

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Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one of your hosts,
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Delia, here with my real tight homegirl and my daughter in law.
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If you can believe it, ye be a true everybody. We are here
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tonight to talk seeking sister wife. A lot of shenanigans went down in Rio
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dejian Naro, baby huh, and we're gonna need to get into it.
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But before we do, we have to warn you. Please hide your wife
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for that. Thank you. Now, before we talk about the episode,
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we have to talk about something that happened in the Sister Wives universe last week
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which I saw. Yeah, we too shook by what I saw and it
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concerns Mary Brown. But before that, let's tell them about our rewinds.
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Oh yeah, a lot of you have messaged us on Instagram and commented and
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all that we are going to bring back the Sister Wives recaps and rewinds.
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We're finishing up with VPR this thing, Like I think by the end of
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May, it's going to be Thank God, we're going to be done with
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that, and so we'll bring back the Sister Wise recaps on the RAG.
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Yeah, I know a lot of you missed that. We took a little
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bit of a break after Garrison's passing, So yeah, that will come back.
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Yes, we love doing them. In fact, that's like our primary
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reality television show that started this launched this whole podcast, so we do want
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to get back to it. Speaking of launching something, yeah, I saw
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on my Instagram timeline the Mary Brown. She was sitting on her front stoop
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in front of her B and B in pariwan, you ta't like that.
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We have a camera coming up the walk way, getting closer and closer,
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and right when we reach Mary, she looks up with those weird eyebrows and
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smiles a knowing smile, and I'm like, what's going on? It's frightening
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me. It is quite scary. Frightened Uncanny Valley hashtag worthy of though.
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Yes, So this was a launching for her motivational business life coaching business called
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Worthy Up, and she's been kind of soft launching this for several months.
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We knew something was coming. We went to her her website, we did
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a deep dive and so I guess she's calling herself a motivational speaker. That's
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laughable. She's going to have a Facebook group and if you want to be
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a member of this Facebook group, you have to pay up to six hundred
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dollars to join a year a year, not like lifetime a year. And
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apparently there's going to be like motivational live streams and we're gonna have homework to
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do and you'll get a journal. What you get a journal? Maybe a
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sweatshirt, stop speaking worthy of So again I have to register my primary complaint
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here, which is, who the fuck do you think you are? Mary?
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We've been watching you for so many years. Just two years ago you
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were still married, at least in your eyes, to Cody Brown. And
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you wanted to be married to Cody Brown. Yeah, you were hanging on
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for dear life. Yeah. And I dare say if he wanted you right
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now, you'd be with him, no questions asked, irrespective of his terrible
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and I dare say abusive behavior for real? And have you got a therapy?
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Have you seen a psychiatrist? Doubt? Did you even get a life
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coach certification from some bom ask Mormon MLM? So what gives you the authority?
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Because somebody who's going to help me heal from my trauma better have some
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innate authority. In no matter, what gives you the authority, I don't
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know. It's to coach fringe. It's so cringe to me. And like
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we've talked about this on the pods like many many moons ago, about how
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like maybe you have good intentions, you want to help people, that's cool,
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but you're no Tony Robbins you're no fucking motivational speaker, Like you have
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no quals. She's ever done public speaking. I know they were on some
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sort of weird panel at a college or something. Did she talk? No?
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She does for with friends. Okay, all right, that's virtual only
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getting drunk on Fridays with her friend Jen and doing on Instagram live. Look.
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I mean I think that her lived experiences and the things that she's learned
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over the last twelve years, fifteen years and throughout her life, I think
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they're valuable. I think the longer somebody lives on the planet and does it
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even remotely successfully, Like, that's important and it's good to share that with
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other people. But to presume to be an authority to motivate somebody else,
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and you're going to be attracting all kinds of people. Yeah, Like the
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people who are interested in your show, they're us. Yeah whatever, they're
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broken. They're broken people. They have a lot of problems, and they're
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going to be attracted to your program and they're going to be thinking, oh,
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my god, Mary Brown's gonna help me get out of my abusive relationship,
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my terrible marriage, my situation with my health, or my kids.
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What equips you and qualifies you to lead these people on an actual healing journey.
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Like it makes me mad. I know, it makes me upset.
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It's really annoying, and it's such a grift. It's such an MLM bullshit,
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and I know the Mormons love that, but I just I can't,
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like you could do literally anything else, like at least with Janelle, Like
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Janelle's doing her thing. I think you had said it's like a fitness thing,
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right, Yeah, it seems nutritial. It seems focused on fitness and
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nutrition, and that makes sense, like especially for Janelle. Even Janelle's still
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doing her fitness stuff on Instagram, so like that makes sense. But like
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Mary, do like a YouTube channel, like people would totally watch all of
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your shit. You can make a lot of money with ads and stuff like
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that, and you could do lives for that and make a Patreon, but
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like actually talk about real shit or do a fucking tell all book. Yes,
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Like I don't know why we're beating around the bush. Why do we
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have to do ashgig worthy of? Do you have enough self worth? You
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didn't have enough to leave Cody. I'm sorry, but it's like hello,
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call on the kettle, black Well, And the other thing that really bothers
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me Beatrice and all the raccoons is the fact that she hasn't taken a strong
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stance against Cody Brown or Robin Brown. This is a man, in my
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opinion, who has been abusive to his wives and to his children. Who
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knows what's going on behind closed doors, but from just what we see on
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television, this man has been verbally abusive to his family and you haven't said
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shit. In fact, you were the last ones standing at their side,
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propping them up like you're a bad actor. I don't have faith in your
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judgment. And now you're going to sit up in front of me and tell
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me you have the secret to my healing and to my happiness. You're not
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happy. That's a joke, honestly, And it's just reminiscent of her stupid
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retreats, the six thousand dollars retreats, which she'll probably keep doing. But
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sure, I don't know. It's really cringey to me. I wonder if
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people are actually going to pay some hundred dollars. Well, like people who
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are genuinely wanting help from Mary Brown. Who wants help from Mary Brown?
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There are so many people there are people that go to those retreats and pay
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four to six thousand dollars, some of them that don't even get to stay
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at the b and there they're at the fucking holiday in Express. Yeah,
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the best Western down the street. There are people absolutely willing to pay and
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look, go get your bag or get your points. There's just something fundamentally
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ethically problematic about this. And I think it was on her Instagram the caption
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to her launch, or maybe it was in a comment. I don't know.
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It's all a blur, but somebody was talking to her about her trials
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and tribulations over the last few years, and she blames everything on the audience,
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what on people's callous takes, opinions, comments, and the toxic parasocial
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relationship that she has with everybody else Wow, most of her hardships. And
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I'm like, are you kidding me? That is dumb. I mean,
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it's also true. It's very toxic. And if you're gonna be on reality
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TV or if you're gonna put yourself out there, you're gonna have to learn
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how to deal with it. But we're not the source of your problems.
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We're just observing and commenting. I was gonna say, like, we have
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eyes, we have ears. You can see what's happening on TV, like,
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even though it's edited and shit, we can see how Cody Brown's been
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treating you. And like a lot of the people in our comments were just
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people mad at her for not leaving Cody Brown and not being honest about how
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he treated her and how Robin's a big old bitch. So I mean,
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I get it, but like, don't read the comments. Yeah, you
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know, if you're gonna be in the public eye, and you have been,
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it is toxic and poisonous and that sure, it can do a lot
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to somebody's mental health. But I mean, at the same time, we
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aren't the source of your inherent or your innate problem. First of all,
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you're the source of that. And second, well you continue to lie,
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y'all lie a lot. Yeah, you got so pissed off when Christine told
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the story of Cody melting down your ring in fucking season one, right,
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and you got mad because that lie from so many years ago was outed by
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somebody else, Like you were never going to tell the truth about that,
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So you're not You're not a truth teller. No, I'm I'm triggered fucking
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triggered by it. And here's the thing, I really I want the best
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for her. I want her to find a mean yeah, I'll find yourself,
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lad, or want to be happy living in your B and B what
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I said? Or a woman or a woman go jin seeking sister, Why
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yeah, go find yourself a partner, you know, and do something that
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you love to do. But this just feels really icky. And that's all
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I'm going to say about it. Agreed this week? Yeah, this week
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we're going to talk about it more. Can we talk about Facebook though,
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because you were talking beforehand how it's kind of really stupid, it's kind of
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dying, like to put your whole platform on Facebook where only boomers and generators
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are. No offense to y'all if you still like Facebook and stuff, But
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no problem, I haven't had one in like six years, and I don't
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miss it at all. Even Instagram. I'm like, uh, yeah,
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I can't anymore. But I'm like, why only on Facebook? Like is
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that what you think the young kids are doing? Or like, no,
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it's her demographic. You attract what you are, and so on. She
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was expecting to attract middle aged women like her who are kind of in the
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same life situations. YouTube would be way better way, if you ask me.
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Yeah, and she could make more money. Facebook is pretty lucrative too.
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Yeah. And like on YouTube, you could have so many things that
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you could talk about. You can talk about your life in Mormonism, fundamentalist
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Mormonism, interior design, and the DNB. Please fucking redesign that whole thing.
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I'd love to watch. That would be so much better monetized. Yeah,
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and everybody have members, we'd all be watching. These people are so
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dumb, so stupid live life out here in these raccoon streets. I wish
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they'd listen to us. All right, let's get into Seeking Sister Wife.
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All right, we are on season five, episode ten, entitled Seeking a
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Deeper Understanding That requires brains capacity. These people don't have capacity. Oh my
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god, Garrick, Oh god, his tears and his far away caveman stare
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staring at the fire make fire. I know, so stupid. He's disgusting
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to me, He's revolting to me, he is revolting. Well, let's
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start with them. Let's just get them out of the way. Ripped the
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band, all right, let's do it. So they're still in rio deja
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narrow Brozil. When my baby looks me, I go to Rio, WHOA,
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Well sorry, every week I have been wanting to sing back, haven't
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you been? Because that's obnoxious. Nobody wants to hear somebody singing. But
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I always think that when you talk about real, well, they're in Rio
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still and Garrick and Natalia are still really still devastated that they can't get married.
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Sure, and the way that they wanted to it all feels a little
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producer fakery to me. But whatever. Danielle's super happy because she's pregnant,
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yes, and she's totally loitering it over Natalia. Yes, and continues to
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when they go to the little baby clinic there to go on. WHI very
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bizarre to me. I like that you would choose to go to an obg
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yn in zill Yeah, when I mean, I assume you have one in
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Colorado and you're gonna be returning home in two days. You can just go
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to your actual doctor. But you want to drag Natalia's sullen ass all the
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way down to the Brazilian doctor and have her witness the baby's heartbeat. Yeah,
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it's kind of weird. Natalia's got a weird energy because she says in
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her talking head that she's conflicted. She's sad that she can't get married.
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She's also disappointed that she wasn't the one pregnant because apparently her and Garrick have
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been trying maybe it's been fucking a raw dog and raw dog in it.
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They have been trying to conceiva the baby. He was trying to inject that
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suburb into her brain. Yeah, get in their holy ghost, get into
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the brain, into the DNA. So gross. And so she's sad,
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but she also wants to be happy for Danielle, I guess, but she's
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not. And she's also pissed, seeming a little bit. She seems to
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be angry, And I'm wondering what else is going on in the relationship or
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in the arrangement that is causing her to be disgruntled. I understand being disappointed,
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but then you make us a follow up plan, right, you make
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a secondary sort of a plan to continue. But maybe she's starting to already
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get the vibe vibe like we are that Garrek's going to bounce. Yeah,
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Derek's just going to get back to Colorado and he's gonna start dating all these
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other people Visa VI, the dating apps that you saw with your own eyes,
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and maybe she's like, well, fuck, there goes my opportunity.
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Yeah, I'm never getting to America. I fucked him for six weeks straight
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and I don't even get to go to look at these wife beaters for six
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weeks straight and those goddamn khaki shorts for six weeks and I can't come to
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America. He's gotta be kidding me. The world is so cruel. I
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know, I kind of felt for Natalia there, and then later on after
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the ultrasund everybody cries. It's such a sweet moment, It's a gift from
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God. Blah blah blah. I'm snoring, nobody cares. And so then
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they're back at the Airbnb and all of Natalia's friends come over, which was
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kind of strange, very busy. We were like supposed to come over for
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a wedding celebration, yeah, but it was a wedding not happening, non
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celebration where they just sit around and translate for crying Danielle. Why do these
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people cry so much? I don't know. Derek's crying, Danielle's crying.
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Natalia kind of tears up does she a little bit? She seems cold as
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a star. She kind of gets misty, and then she seems mad all
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the time. Yeah, it's kind of hard faced, but I don't know,
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they're just creepy to me. This whole thing was super weird and cringey.
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I felt bad for all the friends that are just sitting there, like,
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I don't understand a thing that's going on right now. It's the pastelius,
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I mean, where's the party? We can't Danielle is taking this opportunity
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to inject her Maudlin bullshit energy into the situation and make it all about her.
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Yeah, it's super weird because Natalia starts talking about how she's sad that
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there's no wedding. They prepared so much for it by fucking a lot,
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and it was a lot of effort. Why couldn't we get married? So
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she's sad. Then she said about Danielle being pregnant, but she's like,
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no, but I'm happy for you guys. And then Natalia kind of confronts
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Garrick and is like, you know, I'm kind of mad that you weren't
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comforting me during all of this, and you're kind of blowing me off,
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like I'm sad about this wedding not happening, and you're just like, you
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don't give a fuck. So I was a little confused about that. So
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she was talking about once the news came in from the bailiff judge or whatever,
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that they can't get married, that Garrick didn't pay enough attention to her
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to comfort her. And as we watched last week, they Gerrek and Danielle
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go for a walk and go see Rio de Janeiro and Natalie wants to go
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upstairs and rest, and so she's upset that he didn't tend to her.
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Yeah, which I could totally see because he's dead inside and he's a psychopath,
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right, and he doesn't care about either of them. Actually, no,
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not at all. But then did you notice Danielle is the first person
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to start to defend him, like, let him defend himself, Danielle,
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it's super weird, Like she couldn't. She goes back to Natalian, She's
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like, I'm confused because I think that Garrek has been very comforting to you.
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I've been seeing it. He cares a lot and his time is divided,
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so you just have to deal with it, bitch. That's like basically
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what she's saying, and then right after that she also gets into ninolia,
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you don't text me enough? Why don't you talk to me? I want
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you to be more open to me. Can your friend translate that to you?
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Like? What the fuck? Yeah? She now everybody has to take
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care of me. And then Garreck's crying into the camera in his interstitial.
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He's saying something like, I really want the sisters to get along. I'm
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the happiest when the sisters are happy in their relationship. What's happening here?
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It's really gross. First of all, are you talking about a sexual relationship?
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Is that what we're talking about? Second of all, you have to
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be a part. It's not like you exist outside of that relationship or creating
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the relationship. All three of you. You have to do stuff to facilitate
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their relationship, their friendship. It's not gonna just something that they take care
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of on their own while you go and fuck bitches. I know, but
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that's what he wants to do. It's totally reminiscent of Cody Brown, like
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Cody being like, well, the Suster wives just have to get along,
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Like it's not my job to care about anything, and I'm just gonna go
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over to Robin's house and fuck her twenty four to seven. The wife should
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just be okay with it. Yeah, And as soon as you start complaining
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about Robin, who I'm fucking twenty four to seven, Well then you're a
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bad wife exactly. Yeah. It's the same kind of thing with Garrick.
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And he's just so weird. He's like barely crying every time. He just
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like gets misty. It's like Robin Brown, it's ye, your witness under
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his eyes. It was Grisin. Yeah, Vizene tears and Danielle was crying
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and it was really awkward. And these Brazilians are like, who are these
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gringos? Why don't they say that? But who are these whities just crying
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in here, you know, making us translate for them? Yeah? Super,
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Well, I hope all of the friends got a little bit of a
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paycheck for being there and having to sit there and witness the tails doesn't pay
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the people in other countries, Well fuck TLC then, yeah, well always
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eternally fucked TLC for real. Although we watch all their shows of course because
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it's trash. Are we gonna watch unexpected? I mean I was kind of
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looking at that, but I'm like, I would get so mad at those
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parrots. I know, but it's pretty good. Are you like an old
19:19
teen mom? Yeah, me too. I used to love tea mom.
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You know they say Janelle's going back to teen mom. No, yes,
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because you know she dumped David. Yeah, because he's an animal killing,
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child abusing asshole. Yeah, she doesn't pick and finally dumping him for whatever
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reason. So I think MTV is inviting her back. I hate that bitch
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Loki though, I hate her too. I hate I hate all I hate
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them. So they're all bad. But Unexpected is kind of like teen mom
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two point zero or three point oh. Yeah, but it's like fourteen and
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fifteen year olds and that just makes me irate. Yeah, because I'm like,
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why are these parents whatever? Okay, I can't, I like,
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I would get trigger, but I would watch it. I would watch it.
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Maybe we should react to me and we have such a full schedule,
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but I mean I would be interested to checking. I would be interested.
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Maybe we should Okay, to be determined, Yeah, to be determined.
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So then after this weird wedding slash non wedding weird party celebration, later,
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the girls and Garrick go out to dinner because it's his birthday, and also
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it's his last night in Brazil because him and Danielle are going to be flying
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back home. And he's like, it's very bitter sweet. I really want
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to be with Natalia, and it kind of sucks that we have to wait
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longer, that I have to wait longer to bang or back out because we
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have to go through this K one visa. But you know it's going to
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be a good time. And it's like kind of awkward and weird, but
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they do mention the K one ninety day fiance visa and the fact that they
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said ninety day fiance. I'm like, is this a plug? Like are
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you gonna be? You mentioned last week that maybe there'd be like a crossover
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or something. I would love to see that though, hi Key, I
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would watch it us for that well, but we all know he's not going
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to do it. We've all seen the previews where Natalia's like, I haven't
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heard from them. It's been weeks. I don't know what's going on,
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and we all see him banging some chick from Michigan, so he's probably not
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gonna want to bring or he's had his fill of old Natala like God,
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yeah, yeah, probably, But it would be so interesting to have like
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a polygamous couple on ninety Day Fiance, because I don't think we've ever had
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that before. It's always just like But then we'd have to watch ninety Day
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Fiance and those are two hour episodes, and I will watch it. I
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will consume that trash for us, okay, and I'll just recab it for
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all of y'all, okay, because I think that would be interesting. But
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yeah, that's it with them. It's very boring. They end like Natalia
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sad because it's gonna be a long distance relationship. Blah blah blah, nobody
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cares. Oh. One thing I did hear about Danielle Merryfield was that she
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changed her ig bio. Huh, can you pull it up really quick?
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Pull it up so it says official wing woman to my husband, mom of
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three amazing children. Love is me mission God first, then family, always
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learning and growing. Cringe. Yeah wee. Did you notice? Was it
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a couple of weeks ago when she had her phone up and she was facetiming
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Garrick she said, like, my beloved protector. That's how he's in her
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phone. My beloved protector husband Garrick. Yes, yeah, they're they're so
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they're so creepy. She's the worst. I mean, she's an official sex
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trafficker for her beloved protection. Maxwell is exactly right. It's really weird.
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Maybe she gets a kick out of it. Maybe it's a she's getting something
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out of it, she's got to hm something the box, or maybe Garrek's
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fucking her more. Ew Then we have the Davis family and they're kinda you
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know whatever. But April, Jennifer, and Danielle all go on a date
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with this chick named Jasmine who they met on the Tinder or something. Yeah,
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and they want to basically vet her for Nick. And they go to
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some weird place where they get drinks and play Jenga like pindustry somewhere in the
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Denver I don't know, but they're basically playing Jenga and asking like twenty questions
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with Jasmine to try and get to know her. Okay, so let's download
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on Jasmine. Yeah, what did we think about her? Like our fake
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psychic intuition and predictions? Because I just got trash back. Yeah, totally
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crash back. I mean that's terrible, just like totally I mean, I
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lived in Colorado for quite some time. Like, that's Colorado trash bag.
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She's like the girl that I see on my cringe tiktoks on the cringe pages
23:29
that I watched. I love that shit. She's totally that girl that's like
23:33
unironically cringe. I mean, you're showing up in a neon lime green girl
23:37
body con dress. I mean, more power to you, But I got
23:41
to forget which interchangeable blonde wife said that she has a lot of confidence and
23:47
she's okay to be the center of attention. That's a problem. Like you're
23:51
coming in to potentially assimilate with these women into this family, and you're showing
23:56
up I mean just from a subconscious level and like the brightest tight distress you
24:00
can possibly weary, and then you proceed to be so agreeable on every weird
24:06
fucking thing they bring up. Honey, you just want to be on TV.
24:10
I know a clap raccoon what I see? What oh one? And
24:14
even Danielle and I think April also calls that out for her, like that
24:18
might be a red flag that she is too agreeable. But we'll see how
24:22
it goes. We'll let her date Nick. We'll see how it goes,
24:25
but I don't know. And I think the other red flag is that she's
24:26
never been in polygamy. So I'm like, how are you gonna do,
24:30
Sharon your man in the boom boom room. Yeah, so this feels pretty
24:33
manufactured to me and having a hard time believing that this is real. What
24:37
were some of the things that they discussed. They discussed uh Nick being able
24:42
to stay home, and she was like, you know, most people they
24:47
want to alpha man, somebody who goes out and takes care of everything brings
24:52
it back home. But like, I come from a Pride of Lions,
24:56
where the women go out and we do all the dirty work and we bring
24:57
it back to the man. I'm like, lay, you've seen this show
25:00
before, You've rehearsed this line, and it's stupid and cringe af and it's
25:06
like this is literally like the subject matter of all the cringe stuff that I
25:10
watch on Instagram and stuff like this wolf Pack the Pride, Like it's a
25:15
weird fad that's going on right now. I don't even I'm so checked out.
25:18
Oh my god, it's like straight up a fad. And like some
25:21
of these people like actually howl, like unironically are they for reason? No,
25:25
No, this is just like their thing, Like the women like howl
25:29
and they call their husbands like the Alpha because the first world psychological TikTok problems
25:34
do we have? We are fucking crazy. It's so craze and I thought
25:38
it was interesting that she brings it up like that and all of the girls
25:41
like April, Jennifer and Daniel all agree to it. So I'm like,
25:44
Okay, so that's your thing. That's what you guys do. Nix the
25:48
alpha who stays at home and I guess protects you guys from what I don't
25:53
know. I don't know. You're out nine to five workings, so you're
25:56
not with him most of the time. He'll protect the I don't know,
26:00
man. I mean, I would hope that if something happened like Nick would
26:04
step out and he would go to bat for these women. But he kind
26:07
of strikes me as like a guy that just lets the women take charge.
26:11
He doesn't do shit. He just smokes. He doesn't have to do shit.
26:14
No, no, he doesn't do chores either. He's wearing those fancy
26:17
strange shirts, those metallic shirts. Do you think he's doing the dishes and
26:21
getting out the dawn dish soap, doing some fucking laundry. Do you think
26:23
he's mopping with fabulos though he is not. No, he's not an Actually,
26:27
I have to read you his Instagram bio too, because it's so grand.
26:30
So hold on. So his bio says, as a neuro quantum adept,
26:37
I have mastered the metaprogramming circuit and attained neurogenetic consciousness. I'm not getting
26:45
that. Say it again, Say it again. I have to hear it
26:48
as a neuro as a neuro quantum adept, neuro brainball synapses, quantum multi
26:56
dimensional adept. Like you're a disciple or like you are an expert in something.
27:00
Yeah, I have mastered the meta programming circuit and attained matrix. Yeah,
27:07
and attained neurogenetic consciousness. So you're neo. Yeah, So we're neo
27:14
busting out of the matrix, escape the matrix much Yeah. Okay, that's
27:18
not presumptuous at all. Oh, that's not spiritually pretentious at all. But
27:22
that's what he's doing at home. Okay, he's breaking out with matrix because
27:26
he's so intelligent and his brain is so amazing. That's what he's doing.
27:30
At home while he's smoking weed all day and jacking off. Got it?
27:32
Yeah, got it? I that that's fantastic. That's on his personal Instagram
27:37
because non ironic. No, wow, it's deadas serious. And his Instagram
27:41
is private, so he won't allow anybody to follow it because it's his personal
27:45
page. And then the Davis family has their own like shared one but yeah,
27:48
grange. And then he makes like YouTube videos and stuff where he talks
27:52
about like consciousness face. You should have been telling me about that. Yeah.
27:57
I found it the other night, and I'm like, what the fun
28:00
I'm an actual quantum adept. I'll be able to spot another quantum adept.
28:06
Honey, send me the link I want to see. I will if he's
28:10
like authentic, like maybe he's No, No, he's not, he's just
28:14
talking out his ass. I'll watch the videos, yes, okay, yes,
28:18
and then you'll report back. I will. So. Then after their
28:21
weird date, the girls in their date, Jasmine leaves to go to work
28:23
and April, Danielle and Jennifer kind of deliberate and they're like, what'd you
28:27
think? And they all like her. They think that she'd be a good
28:32
fit for Nick. Why she's so scummy. Sorry, I'm so judging.
28:34
I apologize. It's my third eye. I see things. I know it's
28:38
really bad. She's so, you got eleven year old son, You're just
28:41
willing to be a part of this family all of a sudden, homeless.
28:45
Yeah you're a homosexual? Yes, okay. And so then they go home
28:52
and they tell Nick all about her, because I guess Nick is like,
28:55
the relationships between the women is the most important. So I let that take
29:00
charge and find the women for me, because I can't even do that myself.
29:03
Right, He's got those big eyes. He's learning about Jasmine, he's
29:07
looking at those pictures from that my angle of all four girls. He's getting
29:12
excited, he's got hungry, he's excited about jas Man totally. He's like,
29:18
I like what I see, Okay, get a hot tub, make
29:25
some soup. Oh god, make some soup. It's so embarrassing. So
29:30
all the girls are like talking her up, like, oh my god,
29:32
she's so amazing, you'll love her. And then Nick's like, well should
29:36
we No? I think it was Jen who's like, should we all go
29:38
on a group date together or should it just be Nick and Jasmine? And
29:44
they ask like Danielle, and Danielle's like, no, I think you guys
29:45
can have a private date. That's totally cool. Danielle's being very agreeable for
29:51
just two episodes ago moving out and not being okay with him dating. So
29:56
I'm a little sussed out by that. Even April sussed out by that.
29:59
Nick is too nex worried about her and how she feels. But ultimately he's
30:03
like, yeah, I'm gonna go on a date with her, and we
30:06
see in the preview that dude date. We'll talk in the preview. That
30:10
was embarrassing. And then last but not least, we have the Shabooties Buddha.
30:18
Yes, God, they were kind of crazy in this episode. Did
30:22
I was actually happy about it. Got into it with Miss Jamila, who,
30:26
by the way I stand, I love Jamila, Like she's a little
30:30
bit hard edged. Yeah, she has her own opinions about things, but
30:34
she's not afraid to put up a boundary and get in your face. Miss
30:37
Jamila took off her jacket thing, I know, sasquatch jacket thing. She
30:42
was ready to fight and throw him, she was. I was happy about
30:47
that. So Naim and Nyla and their friend Johari Jahari. Yeah. Yeah,
30:52
they all go to lunch with Jamila, right, so we have to
30:57
just stop right there. Yeah, because why are they doing this to poor
31:02
Jamila? I know, like why are they setting up all of these scenes
31:04
where they're having Jamala come over for this or that and like springing it on
31:08
her that they're making these choices they already know Miss Jamila doesn't like this.
31:14
Yeah, want this, and if you want to do it, I don't
31:15
want to be part of your life. And now you're gonna drag me out
31:18
to lunch with some Jahari lady who's perfectly lovely act totally way more lovely than
31:22
Nyla and Naim in terms of how she acts. Yeah, and you're gonna
31:26
spring some more shit on Jamila. Why for television are they making TV?
31:30
I mean I kind of thought that. I'm like, maybe they're just wanting
31:33
clout and want to be entertaining, but I keep getting the vibe that they
31:37
want her approval and they're trying to manipulate her into approving, which she's been
31:41
saying over and over again a way to do it that she doesn't want to
31:45
do it, She doesn't want to approve of it. So I don't know.
31:48
It's very weird. And why are you bringing Johari who's a lovely person
31:52
but she's not. Is she a polygamus or she's a polyamorous Are those different
31:56
things? Yeah? She even says she's like, my version of polygamy that
31:59
I practice is polyamory. So I guess polygamy is now the umbrella term and
32:04
then everything else. We need to systemize this, We need to figure out
32:07
how everything works and what the umbrella thing is. Is it polygamy and then
32:10
polyamory, polyandry, blah blah, polygyny, all of the things. I
32:15
don't it's just men fucking lots of women. Yeah, and women's suffering for
32:19
Jesus, I guess. But with Johari situation correct, I mean, it
32:22
seems like everybody benefits because she dates the man and the woman. She's bi
32:27
sexical. Yeah, and she calls him my couple. They're not people,
32:30
So that's cool. You do you that's fine. And I liked her perspective.
32:35
She's very respectful, Yes, she's very level headed. Yeah, she's
32:38
like, I don't give a shit if you don't accept it, very deferential
32:42
to the elder at the table. She's not here to like get all nuts
32:45
and start popping off or anything. She's just like, I miss Jamila,
32:49
very nice to meet you. I totally understand you. My mother feels the
32:52
same way as you do, so I get it. And she does try
32:55
to open the subject matter and kind of talk about her experience, but unfortunately
33:01
Jamila doesn't give a shit. You seem lovely Jahari, but like, I
33:05
don't fucking care like you. You are blindsiding me. This is an ambush,
33:08
Yes it is. And this is like the second time Nyla and Nim
33:12
have done this to Jamila. They did this last time when they were like
33:15
telling her, yeah, so we're polygamus and we're gonna be dating other women,
33:20
and Jimmila's like, the fuck, I don't care. This is the
33:22
third time, Like the first we ever met, not even Nila. They
33:27
were talking to Jamila and then they had the mother over again, and now
33:30
this is the third time. Yes, why are you trying to get a
33:32
rise out of this woman who's being very clear, like I understand her very
33:36
clearly in what she needs and wants from you, and if you can't give
33:37
it, then fucking go no contact. Like, by why are you dragging
33:42
her into this to trigger her. It's super weird. I wonder if it's
33:45
Nyla mainly wanting the approval of her because it's her mother in law, Like
33:50
Name wants his mom's approval. But I don't think he really gives it.
33:53
He's gonna die whatever he does, give a shit, because Nyla even says
33:57
I don't care to the camera. She's like, I don't care about her,
34:00
But if he wants to have a relationship with her, you know,
34:02
separate from the situation that we got going on, I've been okay with that,
34:07
but now there's a line in the sand. Now we have a problem.
34:09
And if you it sounds to me that like Nyla's going to have a
34:13
problem with Naim if Naim continues to try and incorporate his mom into their situation,
34:17
because at the table, Jamila brings up her kids. Yes, So,
34:22
initially Jamila's objection with polygamy was around what like germs and stuff, that's
34:30
right, it was icky. She's like, it's it, it's gross,
34:32
right, But now she's kind of moving the goalpost and now she's like,
34:37
well, it's about my granddaughter. Yeah, who is going to have to
34:39
be in the same house with this and there, what about her? Like,
34:44
are you guys preparing her? She's not even asking these questions. She's
34:45
already judging it for being fucking bullshit. Yes, like I'm worried about the
34:50
fourteen year old girl in the house. Yeah, and this triggers Nyla.
34:53
Yeah, because Nyla and Naim are like, well, she's fourteen and she
34:57
can tell us if she's uncomfortable with which I'm just like, she's still a
35:00
child. She is still a child, and you guys are still gonna do
35:04
it even if she's uncomfortable with it. So, I mean, Jamila's problem
35:08
is and I totally think that's valid. But then Niam and Nyla get really
35:13
pissed off because Jamila's acting like she's got this really good relationship with their granddaughter,
35:19
which, according to Naim and Nyla, she doesn't have a relationship with
35:22
her. So they think that all of Jamila's concerns are invalid, which I
35:28
think is really weird. I'm like, seems like Jamila is very involved in
35:31
your family, so why wouldn't she have a relationship with your granddaughter. Yeah,
35:36
it was weird. It seemed like Nyla was trying to out Jamila as
35:39
kind of like being a bad grandma. Yeah, but at the end of
35:43
the day, it doesn't matter why Jamila doesn't like it. It doesn't matter
35:47
why Jamiala doesn't want it. Yeah, she don't like it and she doesn't
35:52
want it, So leave her alone. Stop trying to force the issue and
35:55
like bringing along this very lovely but like this person that she doesn't really want
36:00
to sit down and talk with, doesn't want to hear about her bisexual life.
36:05
Because you notice, as soon as Nyla mentions that Jahari's bisexual, Jamila
36:10
just stops what she was saying and she's like, oh so, it's like
36:14
they're trying to provoke her. Yes, they're trying to get a bad reaction
36:16
out of her yep, for TV or for shits and giggles. And I'm
36:22
like, why do you even care? Like usually when you're older like that,
36:24
you're set in your fucking ways, Like there's no need to change their
36:29
mind. Let them believe what they want to believe. Yeah, if she
36:30
doesn't approve of your nasty lifestyle, she doesn't approve of your you know what
36:36
I mean, It's like who cares at that point? And even Jahari says
36:38
that after everything, she's just like, can't you just have a separate relationship
36:43
with your mom and then do your polygamy? Like why does it matter?
36:46
You can separate it, it's fine. Yeah, there's a lot of people
36:50
that have to do that. It's okay. If people don't accept your lifestyle,
36:52
that's fine. But Naim and Nila don't want to hear about it.
36:55
Well, and Nyla is the one who's kind of escalating at the table,
36:59
and she did say something disrespectful to miss Jamila, and I don't remember exactly
37:02
what it was, but when she said it, I heard it. I
37:05
was like, Oh, shouldn't be saying that to your elders. And Jamila
37:07
heard it immediately and she's like, well, now you're getting disrespectful. Now
37:12
we're gonna have a different kind of problem, not just about a conversation about
37:15
lifestyles and our disagreements. Now you're gonna bring disrespect. And my son is
37:17
sitting here letting you do it. And she's like, I'm out. So
37:22
she starts getting her stuff on. She's putting on her Sasquatch sweater and Jamila
37:28
says it under her breath. She's like, if I wasn't on TV right
37:30
now or at this restaurant, I beat your ass. That's literally what she
37:34
said. And Nyla was like, what you think gonna happen if you do?
37:37
And I'm like, so you're gonna threaten an elder? Well, I
37:40
mean, it seems like miss Jamiala's down because she's taking her sasquat sweater off
37:45
the media. She's like, Okay, here we go, let's do this.
37:49
Like you can tell Jamala's old school, old school granny in the building,
37:54
and Nyla's provoking her. She's provoking someone that I think she knew was
38:00
gonna have a bad reaction. And I'm like, why don't. I don't
38:02
know why you're doing this, Like, there's way more interesting things we can
38:06
talk about and feature in your story than you antagonizing this older woman. I'm
38:10
not down with that. I wondered if it was like produced, Like I
38:15
wonder if the family did this on purpose, just for clout and for entertainment,
38:17
because we talked I think it was last week about the possibility of Nyla
38:22
and Nim being squatters and cloud goblins and stuff like that, So maybe it
38:27
was all produced. It was still entertaining though. It was entertaining, and
38:30
I think that there may be something to that, because if they are having
38:32
financial problems and they've landed this television show, you know, they might not
38:39
be below dragging Jamila in and antagonizing her and terrorizing her with their lifestyle so
38:45
that they can make good TV and maybe get another season so they could continue
38:49
to get a paycheck because they owe money to the landlords. Allegedly. I
38:52
don't know, but that's the rumor. They got to get name's teeth fixed.
38:57
Yes, I mean, please the yikes. Yeah, but yeah,
39:00
this was all crazy and then Jamila ends up leaving and it's super fucking awkward.
39:04
Poor Jahari is like, what the fuck did I just witness? She's
39:07
never met these people in person. This is the first time they've only ever
39:12
spoken virtually, which is another thing I'm clocking with the Shabbooties because they don't
39:15
seem to have actual, in real life friends that they grew up with that
39:17
they hang out with. It's all people that are in these weird communities that
39:22
they're meeting in apps and online. I'm like, okay, kind of weird.
39:24
It is a little strange, And Jahari I thought like handled herself very
39:29
very well, and she's like, stop it. We're queens. We don't
39:31
do this, we don't act like this, and publicly stop it. But
39:35
Nyla wasn't really here in any of that. No, she wasn't. And
39:37
I actually really liked Johari. I thought she was very cool, and I
39:42
thought it was interesting that she's Nyla's friend, like Nyla was the one that
39:46
talked to her. Comes the gay conspiracy, like, I don't know,
39:50
well, I don't know if it's like a gay conspiracy or if it's like
39:52
maybe Nyla and Naim are polyamorous, because I'm like, why are you talking
39:57
to a polyamorous I wondered that as well, because she has nothing to do
40:00
with polaguamy. It's like a totally different thing. I know Jahari's like trying
40:04
to find commonalities with it, but I'm like, it's pretty different. Yeah,
40:07
I think so as well. So it seems like they're on all kinds
40:12
of different apps, not just spiritual polygamist apps, which is interesting. But
40:17
I thought Jahari was like all of us. Yeah, and she was leaving
40:22
the table and she's like, let me just get this drink. Though this
40:23
is a full ass drink. I'm gonna eat it. I'm just like,
40:25
that is me, that is one hundred percent me. I'm not gonna let
40:30
a nice fruity drink go to waste. I mean, yeah, she drank
40:31
it. I thought that was great. And there was also one little thing
40:36
that I caught Nyla saying in the middle, like before everything blew up,
40:39
Nyla told Jamila that she wants to have everybody sleep in the same bed like
40:45
the Davis family. That's right, And Jamila was like, well, don't
40:49
do that if I come spend the night, because that's nasty. And I
40:52
think that was when things started getting really escalated, and Nyla was like,
40:54
why the fuck do you care? Whatever, and then she starts saying disrespectful,
40:58
you're making it my business by inviting me here. But I had forgotten
41:01
that because she does not want to be apart from Naim for even one night,
41:06
and so she's going to require whatever woman they bring back into the house
41:10
first of all to live in the house, which is I guess non traditional
41:14
in terms of the Koran, but also to share the same bed, which
41:19
is getting it is wiggling toward a gay conspiracy. If you asked me,
41:22
its feeling a little bisexical polyamorous. I'm like, maybe you're poly, but
41:27
you're hiding behind the religion because you're ashamed. But I'm like, just be
41:30
honest, ya, just beyond Well, a lot of these religions don't really
41:35
have any space for LGBTQ. That's true. All of the people in the
41:40
queer community don't really have representation or purpose in place in orthodox religion or basic
41:46
religions. So maybe she is Muslim and she doesn't feel comfortable to be who
41:54
she truly feels herself to be, and so she's concocting this amis dream so
42:00
that she can eat a bo Yeah. I mean, hey girl, what
42:07
just the theory. Don't come at me, bro. I mean, she
42:09
said she wants them to sleep in the same bed or the same room.
42:14
Jahari is a polyamorist and a bisexual that she's been talking to. Just breadcrumbs.
42:19
I'm just following them. We're just calling it as we sees it,
42:22
that's right. So it was very interesting. I thought the fight was very
42:25
crazy. I loved that. And then it looks like in the preview for
42:30
next week, uh Jihari and Naim and Nyla all kind of talk about the
42:35
fight and they talk about having to draw hard lines and be like, Okay,
42:39
this is just how Jamila is and I'm like, yeah, duh,
42:43
I've been knowing that since the beginning of this whole season. Stoopid. She
42:45
told you with her own words out of her mouth. Yeah, very clear,
42:50
duh. And then we also have the Ryans going on another date with
42:54
fucking weird ass Thank you guys, kiss and Edge. Justin's not happy that
43:00
she brought that she's a weirdo. Yeah, and she doesn't know how to
43:04
hide her weirdo. I know she's such a creeper. She's probably wanted to
43:08
be with those ladies too. I don't know, I'm saying. And then
43:13
Nick goes on a horse drawn carriage ride date with Jasmine that his other three
43:17
wives paid for. Yeah, in a weird suit, and he's like totally
43:23
flirting with Jasmine. Jasmine's like, he's so easy on the eyes, and
43:27
I'm like, I'm like, where show me on the doll where he's easy
43:31
on the eyes. I don't see it. What are you talking about?
43:37
And Nick tells her, I don't want your body if I can't have your
43:39
mind, and Jasmine's like that's so sexy, Like that's no problem at all.
43:45
You've already got my mind. Nick, I'm like, oh God,
43:47
that's so embarrassed. This is what we've been reduced to on reality television.
43:51
Yes, it is, it is, Yes, it is. I wonder
43:53
if he fuks on the first date like Garrick Maryfield. I wonder where condemn
44:00
yes, because I think Danielle asks after the date and everything like did you
44:05
guys kiss? Do you guys fuck? And I wonder if he did probably
44:08
m because he's a player and I wouldn't put it past him. Yeah,
44:12
but I think we might be wrapping up this season. I mean we're on
44:15
episode ten, so we might have a few more episodes to go two to
44:17
four probably. Yeah. And you were saying they typically do reunions or no,
44:22
I think they have in the past. It's been so long I have
44:24
to remember. But I don't know. I mean, nobody's talked about a
44:28
reunion this season. That would be so awesome. Yeah, if they asked
44:31
actual questions that the viewers want answers to, right, Yeah, but I'll
44:37
be watching, Oh, definitely. Do you think they're gonna bring back you
44:39
me and my ex. Oh my god, I hope so. I really
44:43
enjoyed that. That was so good. I was surprised how much I liked
44:45
that. That was really messy. I really liked that. I hope they
44:50
bring that back. That would be fun. We'll definitely continue with that,
44:52
all right, Any final thoughts about any of these perverted degenerates before we leave?
45:00
These people are weird? Yeah, but I love it. Yeah,
45:02
that's my thought. Okay, same thought us to me. Is there anything
45:06
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