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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 21st 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion
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  Speaker 1: is advised.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: This is The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: Insensitivity training.
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  Speaker 3: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 4: Good morning, everybody. Good morning, Woody.
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  Speaker 3: How psyched are you that it's Monday, Greg?
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  Speaker 1: Yo.
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  Speaker 4: The weekend was way too long.
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 3: We were very busy all weekend at the iHeartRadio Music
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  Speaker 3: Festival in Vegas. But you know what? It's like they say,
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  Speaker 3: you know what? You're better off just to stay awake.
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  Speaker 3: Don't even sleep.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, don't bother.
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  Speaker 3: Just stay awake and power through it.
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  Speaker 4: Well, welcome.
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  Speaker 3: It's the beginning of another week. It is Monday. It
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  Speaker 3: is September the 21st, 2026. My name is Woody. That
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  Speaker 3: is Greg Gorey. We got Menace.
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  Speaker 4: Gina Grant is here.
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  Speaker 3: Seabass is right there. We got Sammy. Morgan, our associate producer.
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  Speaker 4: Hi, Morgan.
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  Speaker 3: Jeff G is here. We got Dumbass Tyler. Vaughn, our
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  Speaker 3: video producer. Bort and Menji on the job today. Phones
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  Speaker 3: are open.
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  Speaker 7: 877-44-WOODY.
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  Speaker 3: You can send us a text over to 22987. Today,
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  Speaker 3: September 21st, is World Gratitude Day. So go ahead and
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  Speaker 3: send that over on the text.
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  Speaker 8: We'll take some.
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  Speaker 3: We'll take it. Over to 22987. Oh, today's World Alzheimer's Day.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. Don't forget. Getting, getting, getting.
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  Speaker 9: Getting, Craig.
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  Speaker 4: Getting, getting. Today's Miniature Golf Day.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, rip.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a big fan.
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  Speaker 6: Mission Golf is so much fun.
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  Speaker 3: It's weird. There's stuff that Menace gets disproportionately excited about.
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  Speaker 3: It's a lot. Shout out to mini golf. You don't
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  Speaker 3: like mini golf? No, I love it.
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  Speaker 6: It's actually more boring than you remember.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you're boring then.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, because I don't like mini golf.
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  Speaker 3: Let's not fight yet.
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  Speaker 4: I especially love when you do the loop-to-loop.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, the clown's mouth, right, Menace?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, talk about entertainment, Greg.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's fun.
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  Speaker 3: Does Menace love miniature golf more, or does Greg like
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  Speaker 3: the idea of hanging out in your garage more? It's
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  Speaker 3: National Garage Condo Day.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, gross.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, what?
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  Speaker 3: People would hang out in their garage. They'd pimp out
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  Speaker 3: their garage. They'd have parties in there. Greg hates it.
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  Speaker 6: That part's a big neon sign.
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  Speaker 4: Perfectly good backyard, but let's all gather in the garage
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  Speaker 4: next to the oil cans and lawnmower and eat food.
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  Speaker 10: You're talking about two different things. A garage condo seems
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  Speaker 10: like a living space.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, that's worse.
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  Speaker 4: That's a converted garage.
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  Speaker 7: Right, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: So it's converted, though.
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  Speaker 11: The lawnmower's no longer in there.
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  Speaker 4: It's now a room.
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  Speaker 3: So that's a living space, but you're talking.
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  Speaker 4: About the party space. I hate it when you set
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  Speaker 4: up a table in the actual garage and you're sitting
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  Speaker 4: next to rakes and... Cans of Raid.
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  Speaker 6: It's depressing.
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  Speaker 3: So it's not the same. Did I misinterpret this? Because
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  Speaker 3: I'm interpreting garage condo as more like kind of man cave,
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  Speaker 3: but garage. My neighbor years ago turned his garage into
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  Speaker 3: what he called the Garage Mahal.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, that's funny.
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  Speaker 3: He had bunk beds in there and stuff. Dude, he
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  Speaker 3: had a beer tap in there. He had it insulated.
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  Speaker 3: He had TV. He had all this stuff in there.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, this is basically a garage condo is like a
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  Speaker 6: man cave.
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  Speaker 3: It has a workspace. This guy owned every gun on
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  Speaker 3: the planet, Greg.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, that part's cool.
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  Speaker 3: He had every tool on the planet.
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  Speaker 4: But here's why I'm against it in general. Because as
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  Speaker 4: a grown man, you know what else you can do?
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  Speaker 4: Another place you can hang out, watch TV, watch the game,
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  Speaker 4: have beer. The living room.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the house you're paying for. You're going to have
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  Speaker 3: to have a little clubhouse. Greg's a gannet. I'm a gannet.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a gannet.
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  Speaker 4: And if you've got any sense, you're a gannet.
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  Speaker 3: Gina Grad.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Says Yom Kippur.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And recycling.
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  Speaker 6: Happy fasting.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Let's see.
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  Speaker 3: This is for the ladies. You can tell me if
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  Speaker 3: this is true or not. When women say they don't
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  Speaker 3: care about these things, they're likely lying. Agree or disagree, ladies.
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  Speaker 9: Mostly agree.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Well, I'll start. Geez, hold on. We'll let Morgan,
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  Speaker 3: and I think we can all guess what Morgan's going
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  Speaker 3: to say on this one. Again, when women say they
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  Speaker 3: don't care about these things, they're likely lying.
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  Speaker 4: Height.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, lying bitches.
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  Speaker 3: That's all you care about.
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  Speaker 12: That's why I get so much height as Tate, because
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  Speaker 12: I'm the only honest one in this room.
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  Speaker 7: Wait, wait, wait.
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  Speaker 6: Have you ever dated a short king? Hell no, and
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  Speaker 6: I would never. I dated two, and I liked them.
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  Speaker 9: Well, you're a better person than me.
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  Speaker 3: In the U.S., roughly 10 to 15% of the population
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  Speaker 3: is 5'11 or taller. So the odds are significantly in
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  Speaker 3: your favor. You can make up for that with how
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  Speaker 3: you present and carry yourself and stuff like that, unless
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  Speaker 3: you're talking to Morgan.
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  Speaker 9: Listen, if I was Sammy's size, height wouldn't matter to me.
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  Speaker 9: I just happen to be a big old bitch.
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  Speaker 10: Because Sammy, you've always said you prefer short guys.
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  Speaker 11: I do.
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  Speaker 3: Is that honest?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, that's 100% honest.
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  Speaker 8: Because she's short, but not shorter than you, Sammy.
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  Speaker 11: No, not shorter than me.
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  Speaker 3: Of course not. See, there we go. So that's the thing.
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  Speaker 6: I even went on a date with a little person.
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  Speaker 6: He was super hot.
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  Speaker 3: I would do that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. For comedy.
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  Speaker 3: They're lying when they say that?
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  Speaker 12: No.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 3: All right. Next one, income. When women say they don't
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  Speaker 3: care about income, they're likely lying. Ooh.
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  Speaker 6: I think in general, they're probably lying.
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  Speaker 4: I think Morgan's honest about it.
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  Speaker 12: This is tough because I think the old me would
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  Speaker 12: have said, no, that's the truth. But now it does matter.
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  Speaker 12: So I do think, yeah, they're lying.
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  Speaker 6: A little bit. I've always said the same thing to
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  Speaker 6: guys I dated. I don't need you to pay for
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  Speaker 6: me and take care of me, but I do need
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  Speaker 6: you to take care of yourself. Like, I'm not your mommy.
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  Speaker 3: So they did mention that. And this thing, financially responsible
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  Speaker 3: guy with a moderate income, that's fine.
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  Speaker 8: That's fine.
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  Speaker 3: Doesn't have to be like a dude who's, you know, balling.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not your mommy.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, you have to be able to take care of yourself.
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  Speaker 7: For sure.
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  Speaker 3: When women say they don't care about hair, they're likely lying. Well,
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  Speaker 3: I think I get a pass on this one.
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  Speaker 11: I don't care about hair.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, same. Steamboat Willie has no hair.
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  Speaker 7: Right.
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  Speaker 9: I get a pass, too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She has no hair. Always got some.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, a little bit.
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  Speaker 11: I like bald guys, so yeah, I think that's true.
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  Speaker 8: I think it happens at a certain age. I think
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  Speaker 8: at a certain age, women are just kind of like, ugh.
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  Speaker 3: I'll give up on that.
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  Speaker 13: No, I never did care, but don't, I don't want
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  Speaker 13: your hair to be disgusting either. Like I take someone
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  Speaker 13: who's bald over someone who doesn't wash their hair.
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  Speaker 6: So in that sense, it matters.
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  Speaker 3: When women say they don't care about your body, they're
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  Speaker 3: likely lying.
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  Speaker 6: I got all this in age thing.
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  Speaker 3: Fat, tubby, or like super skinny. Like, you know, there's
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  Speaker 3: like real like beanpole looking dudes.
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  Speaker 12: There's nothing worse than a guy with like really skinny legs.
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  Speaker 8: Chicken legs.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: So yeah, I do think they're lying. It does matter.
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  Speaker 3: It does matter. Matters, doesn't matter?
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  Speaker 6: A little bit.
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  Speaker 3: Matters a little bit? Yeah, a little bit. A little bit.
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  Speaker 3: All right, what about clothing? No. Even if you're a
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  Speaker 3: jeans and t-shirt guy, making sure your clothes are clean
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  Speaker 3: and don't look like they've been wadded up on the
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  Speaker 3: floor makes you look presentable.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 9: That's actually true.
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  Speaker 6: A hundred percent. Yeah, don't embarrass me. Thank you.
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  Speaker 9: Wear Louis Vuitton.
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  Speaker 3: When women say they don't care about sexual performance, they're
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  Speaker 3: likely lying. What? Who would say that?
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  Speaker 6: Who would say they don't care about sexual performance?
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  Speaker 13: Size doesn't necessarily matter, but performance matters.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, do me a favor.
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  Speaker 6: Don't please me.
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  Speaker 3: Communicate, be present. For God's sake, make foreplay a priority.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So performance.
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  Speaker 6: No, I think that's crazy. Of course we care about that.
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  Speaker 3: I would think so.
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  Speaker 6: I think everyone would care about that.
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  Speaker 3: See, this is why we're having a discussion. Agree or disagree.
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  Speaker 3: When women say they don't care about communication, they're likely lying.
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  Speaker 6: I've never heard a woman say that before.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you this.
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  Speaker 8: When you're on the dating apps, that is the number
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  Speaker 8: one thing that women want. Communication is communication. Which is funny.
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  Speaker 8: My dating life is before all the apps and all
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  Speaker 8: that kind of stuff. But my guess is that there's
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  Speaker 8: a lot of guys who reach out to women and
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  Speaker 8: communicate with them. They don't get any communication back.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I think in general, they're just sick of
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  Speaker 6: being ghosted.
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  Speaker 8: It is communication, and then they throw emotional intelligence on
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  Speaker 8: top of that, too. They want you to talk about
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  Speaker 8: your feelings with them all the time, menace.
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  Speaker 3: Gay.
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  Speaker 8: They claim they want basically a girlfriend. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 8: We don't talk about our feelings.
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  Speaker 3: We just do stuff. But, yeah, at the same time,
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  Speaker 3: I want you to be a tough guy. Right, exactly.
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  Speaker 7: Gay!
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  Speaker 3: It's like, bitch, what do you want? That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 4: Communicate.
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  Speaker 3: I'll prefer suicide. When women say they don't care about teeth.
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  Speaker 3: They're likely lying.
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  Speaker 11: That would be a lie.
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  Speaker 6: I care about the teeth.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 3: What about your friends? If you're hanging out with douchebags,
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  Speaker 3: you would think that would become more of a reflection
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  Speaker 3: of who you are, right? I mean, they always say, like,
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  Speaker 3: if you're hanging out with, like, five losers, you're going
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  Speaker 3: to become the sixth loser.
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  Speaker 4: That's true.
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  Speaker 6: But it does.
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  Speaker 3: I do.
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  Speaker 6: I've always encouraged guys I've been with to go, like,
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  Speaker 6: have friends. Go be with your friends. Don't go everywhere
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  Speaker 6: with me.
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  Speaker 3: Please.
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  Speaker 11: But if your friends are out partying all the time
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  Speaker 11: and you're with them.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: I don't think it matters.
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  Speaker 12: I will say, there's a guy I dated that you
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  Speaker 12: guys know, his friends were so lame.
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  Speaker 11: And they wanted me to hang out with his friends
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  Speaker 11: the whole time.
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  Speaker 9: I'm like, those aren't my friends.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I would opt out of that every time.
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  Speaker 3: I would think this one would not be a lie.
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  Speaker 3: Women would certainly care about this. When women say they
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  Speaker 3: don't care about your hygiene, they're likely lying.
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  Speaker 6: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 11: I do like a manly man, though.
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  Speaker 3: No, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I bet Morgan likes them to smell a little.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she does.
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  Speaker 4: I like the sweat.
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  Speaker 7: That's true.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the blood. The blood.
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  Speaker 4: Kind of unkempt in general. Yeah, I do.
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  Speaker 6: The weeping sores.
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  Speaker 11: Some staph infection, maybe.
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  Speaker 4: Rub it in me. Cauliflower ears.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. That cauliflower ear is so hot. Bust it open. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: my God.
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  Speaker 4: All right, let's get to the celebrity birthdays. Bill Murray
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  Speaker 4: is 76 years old today. Writer Stephen King is 79.
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  Speaker 4: Liam Gallagher from Oasis is 54.
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  Speaker 3: You got Jason Derulo, who is 37. Nicole Richie is 44.
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  Speaker 3: King is 79. Liam Gallagher from Oasis is 54. You
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  Speaker 3: got the Jason Derulo, who is 37. Nicole Richie is 45.
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  Speaker 3: Another one of Greg's favorites again today, Billy Porter.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, nice.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Billy. So brave.
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  Speaker 3: I have not been overexposed.
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  Speaker 4: No, not at all.
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  Speaker 3: To him lately.
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  Speaker 4: No, not lately.
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  Speaker 6: No, because Domingo Coleman took over.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely not lately.
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  Speaker 3: It's Faith Hill's birthday. Faith Hill is 59 today. You
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  Speaker 3: got Luke Wilson, who's 55. Ricky Lake.
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  Speaker 10: Oh.
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  Speaker 8: Remember her?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She's 58. And Alfonso Ribeiro from The Fresh Prince.
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  Speaker 7: Of course.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Carlton.
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  Speaker 3: He's 55. Your porno birthday today is Phoenix Marie. And
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  Speaker 3: today's birthday girl, she has more sacks than Peyton Manning.
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  Speaker 3: 1,570 fine films, including Big Boobs in Sports, Volumes 2
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  Speaker 3: and 14. Take that, Sydney.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She was in 80 Pounds of Ass, Volume 1. Beating
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  Speaker 3: around the bush. Also, pegging on the run.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, great.
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  Speaker 3: She was in anal after the car wash. Because you
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  Speaker 3: just get so horny, right, Greg?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, totally do.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Greg said that I washed a clean... Freshly clean car.
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  Speaker 3: That makes him horny.
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  Speaker 15: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds like a lot of things make Greg horny, though.
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  Speaker 3: Now that we learn more about Greg.
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  Speaker 4: You know what else does? Yeah, being awake.
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  Speaker 3: Like a stiff breeze.
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  Speaker 4: Breathing. Yeah. Sorry for being honest.
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  Speaker 3: She was in break the sperm bank. teaching him by
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  Speaker 3: scissoring her. Wait, hold on. How would that help a guy?
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  Speaker 9: Don't ask questions.
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  Speaker 6: Don't you worry about it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't need to learn how to scissor. That would
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  Speaker 3: be bad. Teaching him by scissoring her.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. What are you going to bump donuts with?
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  Speaker 4: You're teaching him a lesson. He wronged her, so check
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  Speaker 4: me out. I'm hooking up with the chick.
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  Speaker 3: Not teaching him how to scissor her.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to teach him a lesson.
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  Speaker 3: I'll teach you. I'm going to scissor her.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to scissor Morgan now.
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  Speaker 3: You guys, who can forget her unforgettable role in My
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  Speaker 3: Bitch Turned Me Gay?
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  Speaker 4: Am I right? Spin there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, way to go, girl.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Great gory story.
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  Speaker 7: Good.
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  Speaker 3: Mario, thanks to you.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Phoenix Marie is 45 years old today. Met your porno
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  Speaker 3: birthday and your celebrity birthdays here on The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: Quick break. More Woody Shows next.
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  Speaker 4: Hang on.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show will return.
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  Speaker 10: Are you going to be in or around Rancho Cucamonga
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  Speaker 10: this Thursday, September 24th?
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  Speaker 3: What's up, everybody? It's Menace.
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  Speaker 10: I'm going to be at Living Spaces from 5 to
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  Speaker 10: 7 p.m., giving away thousands of dollars worth of gift
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  Speaker 10: cards and so much more. Again, this Thursday, September 24th,
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  Speaker 10: from 5 to 7 p.m., at Living Spaces. And for
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  Speaker 10: all you Dodgers fans, I'm still going to be at
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  Speaker 10: Habit Burger this Tuesday in Echo Park, giving out Dodgers
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  Speaker 10: tickets starting at 7 p.m. But for all our people
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  Speaker 10: in the 909, we want to see you come out
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  Speaker 10: this Thursday. In the meantime, keep enjoying the Woody Show podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Well, we are.
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  Speaker 3: Into another new hour. Woody, Greg, Menace, Gina Graff.
• 13:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 13:12
  Speaker 3: Phones open.
• 13:12
  Speaker 15: 877-44-WOODY.
• 13:13
  Speaker 3: Send us a text over to 22987. All right, cheers
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: and jeers. Cheers, of course, to the iHeartRadio Music Festival.
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: There's always a mix of good and bad with anything,
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: especially a production that big. From a working standpoint, if
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: you're just somebody watching it and everything else, that's the thing. Enjoy.
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: It's all good. Yeah, it's all good. I mean, that's
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: what I'm talking about. It's like, man, just so many
• 13:46
  Speaker 3: moving parts. But it really is. We are first to
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: criticize when something dumb happens around here. And it is
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: the best thing, I think, that as a company we do.
• 13:56
  Speaker 6: Just the scale of it's crazy.
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: Hands down. Oh, yeah. It's fantastic. So that was cool.
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: It was cool. They tried some different stuff this year,
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: and I thought that was really neat. I know it's
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: going to be broadcast on Hulu and Disney +. If
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: you're watching it live, that's fine. But I'm saying where
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: you can go and just get it on demand.
• 14:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, whenever.
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty cool.
• 14:18
  Speaker 4: Rip.
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty cool. So we'll have some more details on that.
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: And then it's like a weird family reunion, you know,
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: like get to spend time with a bunch of people
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: that I don't normally get to sit and hang and
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: spend time to spend a bunch of time talking to,
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: you know, like Ryan Seacrest and Charlotte, me and the
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: God and a bunch of different, all these different I
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: heart people that come together. And it was cool.
• 14:41
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 14:41
  Speaker 6: It's like second cousins.
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: It really is.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: It really is. Uh, jeers NC state who was up
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: by three. with six seconds left in their game with Vanderbilt.
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: And even though they're back on their own four-yard line,
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: they had two choices. There's only six seconds left, man.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: You can run the clock out with the final play
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: or just get tackled in the end zone even, take
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: the safety, and you still win by a point. The
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: choice here was to run it out. And here's what
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: happened there.
• 15:14
  Speaker 8: C.J.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: Bailey has six seconds to burn here. Bailey is tackled
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: with the ball.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: The ball came out.
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: Vanderbilt recovered the football.
• 15:23
  Speaker 10: Caden Daniels throws the fumble, and Vanderbilt has won it.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: Fumbled in the end zone. Vanderbilt falls on it, and
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: they win the game.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: Wow. That's dramatic.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: They have been at Vanderbilt, so it's kind of cool
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: in front of the whole crowd.
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: Final score, 35-31. Pretty exciting.
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: Cheers to NC State.
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: Wow. Oh, man. That's memorable, though.
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: That sucks.
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: Very cool.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Cheers and jeers. What about you, Morgan?
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Cheers.
• 15:59
  Speaker 12: Cheers to nothing bringing people together like organized violence.
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: Am I right? Oh, man.
• 16:05
  Speaker 11: I went to UFC over the weekend with Vaughn. Shout
• 16:07
  Speaker 11: out to Vaughn, too.
• 16:08
  Speaker 9: He's very easy.
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 16:11
  Speaker 9: Go with the flow.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: So chill.
• 16:12
  Speaker 9: Go with the flow.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: That's because he's super high.
• 16:14
  Speaker 9: Hey, whatever it takes. I'm late to picking him up.
• 16:16
  Speaker 8: He's like, it's cool.
• 16:18
  Speaker 12: He's just easy to deal with. But man, violence is
• 16:21
  Speaker 12: the best. Oh, there's this one guy that broke his thumb.
• 16:25
  Speaker 12: Shout out Alonzo Mennefield.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: Did you see the video or the picture that Morgan posted?
• 16:29
  Speaker 8: Oh my God, I'll show you.
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: No, I did not see it.
• 16:31
  Speaker 12: His bone came out of his thumb in the first round.
• 16:35
  Speaker 12: And he kept going, won the fight, went 10 more
• 16:37
  Speaker 12: minutes with that thumb.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: That's why I think it's so funny. Like, oh, like
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: a baseball player leaves with tightness in their leg.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: Hang now. Tightness?
• 16:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah, right.
• 16:45
  Speaker 6: The ball hit me in the butt.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: Gina was like all meat and bone.
• 16:49
  Speaker 6: That's cool.
• 16:52
  Speaker 9: It was awesome, Gina. You would have loved it.
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: And you keep fighting like a damn warrior.
• 16:57
  Speaker 12: Yeah, because that's what they are. And I truly believe
• 16:59
  Speaker 12: nothing brings people together like a fight. If you're out
• 17:02
  Speaker 12: in public, everyone's going to watch the fight.
• 17:05
  Speaker 9: That's going on.
• 17:05
  Speaker 12: People are going to join in, right? What else brings
• 17:09
  Speaker 12: people together like that?
• 17:10
  Speaker 7: Nothing.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: There might be a couple other things.
• 17:14
  Speaker 6: Not in Morgan's world. Not Morgan's reality.
• 17:16
  Speaker 9: No, nothing like fighting.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: It's the best.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: Christmas, Thanksgiving.
• 17:19
  Speaker 6: Doesn't even compare. Shut up, Jeff.
• 17:23
  Speaker 9: So that's my cheers, of course.
• 17:24
  Speaker 6: Cheers.
• 17:25
  Speaker 9: I don't know if I should give this to Trader
• 17:27
  Speaker 9: Joe's specifically.
• 17:29
  Speaker 11: Sorry, Sammy.
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: Cheers.
• 17:31
  Speaker 12: Or if it's just stores in general. But I've been
• 17:34
  Speaker 12: craving beer so much lately. I don't know what's wrong
• 17:36
  Speaker 12: with me because I don't even drink beer, right? But
• 17:38
  Speaker 12: I've just been craving some hops or something. So I
• 17:41
  Speaker 12: was like, but I don't want to drink.
• 17:42
  Speaker 9: So I went to Trader Joe's and I was like,
• 17:44
  Speaker 9: I'm going to get a non-alcoholic beer.
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 17:47
  Speaker 6: You really wanted a taste of beer.
• 17:49
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 17:50
  Speaker 9: Why did I go to the checkout and why did
• 17:52
  Speaker 9: they card me for it?
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: Wait, wait, wait.
• 17:54
  Speaker 6: That's a jeers?
• 17:56
  Speaker 9: Well, yeah, but it doesn't have alcohol in it.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 17:58
  Speaker 6: Oh, okay, gotcha.
• 17:59
  Speaker 11: No, you still have to be at least 18, I think.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 18:02
  Speaker 9: That's the dumbest rule I've ever heard.
• 18:04
  Speaker 11: Because you can't be pretending to drink a beer, I guess.
• 18:08
  Speaker 11: You can't?
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: I gotta look this up.
• 18:11
  Speaker 11: They should let kids buy non-alcoholic beer. I think you
• 18:14
  Speaker 11: have to be 18.
• 18:14
  Speaker 16: And wine.
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: Because.
• 18:16
  Speaker 11: I mean, who cares?
• 18:17
  Speaker 9: You're not buying the real thing.
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: What's the point?
• 18:19
  Speaker 10: And the kids will look super cool drinking it.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, Menace.
• 18:22
  Speaker 9: But the girl that carded me, she's like, I'm sorry
• 18:24
  Speaker 9: I have to do this, but can I see your ID?
• 18:26
  Speaker 13: What?
• 18:27
  Speaker 11: I'm like, what?
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Never even thought about that.
• 18:29
  Speaker 7: Stupid rule.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know why people drink non-alcoholic beer.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: I don't understand.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: What's the point of it?
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: Well, like, Morgan just wants that taste.
• 18:36
  Speaker 9: And I don't need to drink alcohol, you know? So
• 18:38
  Speaker 9: I just wanted to... A sip of it.
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: You have to be 21. Really? To buy non-alcoholic beer?
• 18:43
  Speaker 6: According to Google.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: I do see it more and more in the stores, though.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: The only people I know that drink it are former
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: raging alcoholics.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: Do they require the same of sparkling cider?
• 18:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, probably.
• 18:54
  Speaker 8: That's so lame.
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: Looks like champagne.
• 18:55
  Speaker 9: Dude, that's the lamest rule I've ever heard.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: It's like smoking oregano. Who wants to do that, dude?
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: I accidentally bought it once, not realizing that NA meant non-alcoholic.
• 19:05
  Speaker 15: Right.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: And then I went to take it back, and they said,
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: you can't return alcohol.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: I said, Boom.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: Not alcohol.
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: In your face, bitch.
• 19:11
  Speaker 9: Did they let you return it?
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: They did let me exchange it.
• 19:13
  Speaker 11: Okay, good.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: That was crazy.
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: Not an alcoholic beer.
• 19:16
  Speaker 11: My first time.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: It was stupid. Menace, cheers and jeers. Well, cheers to
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: the iHeartRadio Music Festival.
• 19:21
  Speaker 10: And I just want to say this to the people
• 19:23
  Speaker 10: that actually work the festival, not people that are dressed
• 19:27
  Speaker 10: up to.
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: Wandering around.
• 19:29
  Speaker 10: Wandering around, hanging out, and drinking alcohol. But the actual
• 19:32
  Speaker 10: workers themselves- were very complimentary to us in saying that
• 19:36
  Speaker 10: we were easy to work with and awesome. And they're like, oh,
• 19:40
  Speaker 10: thank you guys for just being so easy to do things.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: I did hear a lot of stories about how difficult
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: other people are. Other people are?
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: I'm like, what? This is so easy. I couldn't believe
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: the nerve that some people have.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: I know, right?
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: And this whole, it's weird, man. There are some people,
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: and I'm not naming names, but there are some people
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: who are just it's like this kind of diva.
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: It's so shocking.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: Complex.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: So embarrassing.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: It's like, dude, this is radio, man. The most easiest thing.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: And it's part of your job anyway.
• 20:11
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 20:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 20:12
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was on the radios and the text changed
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: for a lot of the production stuff.
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: Oh God, you probably saw it.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw it and heard it all. And you're
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: not lying. There were a few people that were just
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: ginormous pains in the ass.
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: Like, stand here, say this.
• 20:27
  Speaker 8: How hard is that?
• 20:28
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but the people actually working the festival, they made
• 20:32
  Speaker 10: it a point to shout us out and say really
• 20:34
  Speaker 10: good things.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: So thank you to that.
• 20:36
  Speaker 10: My jeers is though, the night before I left the festival,
• 20:40
  Speaker 10: I had to go do a work thing really far
• 20:42
  Speaker 10: away from where I live and uh meet up with
• 20:44
  Speaker 10: some listeners and then on my way home my my
• 20:48
  Speaker 10: drive home was an hour and 45 minutes so i'm
• 20:50
  Speaker 10: like 45 minutes in uh into the drive and there's
• 20:54
  Speaker 10: like a blowout uh of a like tire blowout probably
• 20:58
  Speaker 10: like a football field in front of me and i
• 21:01
  Speaker 10: i keep on driving and then a piece of rubber
• 21:03
  Speaker 10: like hit the bottom of uh spicy nachos car which
• 21:07
  Speaker 10: i was driving my wife's car And no sensors go off,
• 21:10
  Speaker 10: but it made like a big sound, right? So I said, oh,
• 21:14
  Speaker 10: I guess I'm good. So I drive an hour back
• 21:16
  Speaker 10: home and I'm so tired that I forgot to even
• 21:19
  Speaker 10: look at the car. So I wake up the next day,
• 21:23
  Speaker 10: do the show, and then we leave for the iHeartRadio Festival. Well,
• 21:26
  Speaker 10: I get a call the next day from Spicy Nacho,
• 21:29
  Speaker 10: and this car is jacked, man.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: What happened? What kind of damage?
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: Dented?
• 21:34
  Speaker 10: On the other side of the car where I didn't notice,
• 21:38
  Speaker 10: the whole panel is barely hanging on, and the lights
• 21:41
  Speaker 10: are barely hanging on. They're almost dragging on the ground.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: So yeah, that's what I got to deal with today.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: That's just from a piece of a tire? Yeah. Yeah,
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: but the tread of the tire comes off.
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:52
  Speaker 10: And it like hit the bottom of the car, I guess,
• 21:54
  Speaker 10: push up the side panel of the car and like,
• 21:57
  Speaker 10: that's crazy. Basically almost popped it off.
• 21:59
  Speaker 6: Are you sure it wasn't like furry or have a tail?
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: Are you sure it was a tire?
• 22:02
  Speaker 10: No, no, it's like legit a tire, but probably from
• 22:05
  Speaker 10: like a semi or something. I don't know, but got
• 22:08
  Speaker 10: to deal with that today. So add it to the list.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: Non-alcoholic beer still has 0.05% alcohol. So that's why you
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: got to be 21 or older. Why don't they call
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: it low alcohol beer?
• 22:19
  Speaker 9: Diet beer.
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: How much would you have to drink to get a
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: buzz on like O'Doul's?
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: What's that beer they sell like in Utah? What's that
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: stuff called? Near Beer? I know like something two thirds
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: or something. There's something like that. I don't know what
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: it's called. I've heard there's a name.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: I always thought it was Near Beer as well.
• 22:36
  Speaker 9: But also, like, who cares? Let the kids drink it.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: I don't care.
• 22:40
  Speaker 9: You shouldn't be carded for something that's not alcoholic.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: Just let the kids drink it.
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: This is why I don't have kids.
• 22:46
  Speaker 13: They don't even want us to have flavors on our
• 22:48
  Speaker 13: vape because kids might be enticed.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 22:50
  Speaker 11: Give them drinks that taste just like beer.
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: They won't like it anyway.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: I went to a candy store and I bought some
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: candy cigarettes and got carded. Yeah, I got to be 18,
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, puff that sugar.
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: That's right. Yeah, I can't find that beer you're talking about.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, somebody hit us up saying, man, I remember doing
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: that as a kid. The candy cigarettes? Oh, yeah. I
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: used to pretend to smoke with the candy cigarettes. Especially
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: ones that had a little bit of powder in them.
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you blow it.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: The first one, it looked like smoke, even though it
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: was just a little bit of dust.
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: So is this creepy? Because when we were in fourth grade,
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: we would sit in my friend's hot tub, and her dad,
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: who I think was a raging alcoholic, would bring us O'Doul's.
• 23:27
  Speaker 6: And we were like nine. We'd be like, yeah, we're
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: drinking beer in the hot tub.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: That's very creepy. It's called 3-2 beer. I've never heard
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: of that.
• 23:34
  Speaker 10: In the 80s, I was legit drinking Budweiser.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's worse things you could be drinking real beer.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: Parents would say, oh, here, take a sip, whatever.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: Who cares?
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, it's got a sip.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:43
  Speaker 9: It did taste exactly like beer, though.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hoppy. I mean, if anybody's parents here were
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: going to be handing them full bottles of stuff, it
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: would be Greg's parents.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: Absolutely. Drinking it.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: But then who was going to drive them home? Right.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Because then Greg was also tasked by his parents when
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: they got too drunk to drive them home at like
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: 13 years old. I had a great night.
• 24:00
  Speaker 10: I think it helped for me not to have beer
• 24:03
  Speaker 10: until like way later in life. Because when I was like,
• 24:05
  Speaker 10: I was like, oh, this is nasty.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: I don't want it.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: So you were never drawn to it. Yeah, never.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: And we'll check in with Gina Grant. She's got the
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: trending news headlines.
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: The Chiefs dodged a bullet and beat the Colts 33-30
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: in overtime on Sunday Night Football. Patrick Mahomes had three touchdowns.
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: There were also two big quarterback injuries. The Bears QB
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: Caleb Williams was carted off with a hamstring injury.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: The Madden curse, dog.
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: That's a thing.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: Remember I said it right at the beginning?
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you did.
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: Well, he's getting an MRI today. And Washington's Jaden Daniels
• 24:40
  Speaker 6: suffered a dislocated left elbow against Dallas. Listen to Tony
• 24:44
  Speaker 6: Romo's live reaction to that injury.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: That's not Tony Romo.
• 24:47
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: Sorry.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Tom Brady.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: Tom Brady.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Tony Romo's in a little bit of trouble. I don't
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: know if you've heard anything about that.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: His owie.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:55
  Speaker 10: Is he in driving school right now?
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a rehabber, wherever the hell he goes. Yeah,
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: here's Tom Brady.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, shit.
• 25:05
  Speaker 16: Oh, no.
• 25:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, bitch.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, ass.
• 25:08
  Speaker 10: The world ended because he said a swear word.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: Right, right.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: And can we stop caring about the S word? Like,
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: who cares?
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: Dude, we're normalizing.
• 25:19
  Speaker 6: It's rules we put on ourselves.
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: Nobody cares.
• 25:21
  Speaker 10: We were almost there before Janet Jackson. Remember, Greg, we
• 25:25
  Speaker 10: used to work in an area where they were playing
• 25:27
  Speaker 10: songs on the radio with the S word in it,
• 25:29
  Speaker 10: and no one cared.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: Right. Yeah, it wasn't the end of the world at all.
• 25:32
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and then that Janet Jackson thing happened in the
• 25:35
  Speaker 10: early 2000s.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: It set us back 50 years. Everybody's butthole squeaked shut.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: I didn't know you could dislocate your elbow.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: It seems impossible.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: It's a joint. I know, but wouldn't that be like
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: an internal decapitation of your arm? For lack of a
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: better term. He fell down and used his hand to plant,
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: and it just popped.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: It's nasty. Any joint can be dislocated.
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: If you believe in yourself.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: If you're good enough.
• 26:04
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: Well, Presley Gerber, that's the son of Cindy Crawford. He
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: has died at just 27 years old. He died at
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: a rehab facility in Los Angeles, and Cause of Death
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: hasn't been released. He was big in the modeling world.
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: I'm sure we're not shocked to hear that. He worked
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: with big brands like Calvin Klein and Dolce & Gabbana, Moschino.
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: He was public, too, about his struggles with addiction and
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: mental health. He even had a video series called Mental
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: Health Mondays.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: Never heard of him until today.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:29
  Speaker 7: Oh, really?
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: And boy, does he look like his mother.
• 26:32
  Speaker 7: Well, he.
• 26:34
  Speaker 10: got on my radar because they made a big deal
• 26:36
  Speaker 10: for a brief second. He actually got a tattoo on
• 26:39
  Speaker 10: his face.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: That was a huge deal. Yeah. Cause he was, what
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: are you doing?
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: He was a model. And then he got it.
• 26:44
  Speaker 10: Like, I forgot what he got written on his face.
• 26:47
  Speaker 10: I'll tell you nuts under his eye.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah. That was a huge mistake.
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: I know. Like her daughter looks just like her. I've
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: seen something about her because they always do like, Oh, uh,
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: daughters who look like they're famous mothers. And it's her
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: and Reese Witherspoon's daughter who looks like a clone.
• 27:05
  Speaker 6: And Christie Brinkley's daughter looks exactly like her and the
• 27:07
  Speaker 6: other one looks exactly like Billy Joel.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: Billy Joel, I know.
• 27:10
  Speaker 9: Two different dads.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Billy Joel's not dead, Sammy. I know you'll be happy
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: to know. There was a big rumor going around that
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: Billy Joel had died. And the publicist had to come
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: out and go, no, I was just emailing with him.
• 27:19
  Speaker 11: Oh, I didn't even hear that rumor that he died.
• 27:21
  Speaker 6: Sammy would have been a good soul of all. I
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: would have been.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: What a fan you are.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: Well, Chad Gilbert, you know, the lead guitarist and founding
• 27:27
  Speaker 6: member of Newfound Glory, he has passed away at 45
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: years old. He died in his sleep with his wife
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: and mother by his side. Earlier this year, he underwent
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: brain surgery to remove three tumors. He also had a
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: rare adrenal gland cancer that spread to his spine and lungs.
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: In a statement, Newfound Glory said his influence will always
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: be part of the band and, quote, his spirit will
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: be felt on stage, on every stage we stand on.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was a super nice guy then.
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: And we have a cool message he once said on stage.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: You know, we're all going to be dealt some crappy
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: situations in life, right? And so instead of just living
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: in those situations, it's taking what you've learned and using
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: it to help someone else and grow. Just be bigger
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: from it, you know? Like, don't just sit in that situation.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: The situation sucks, you know what I mean?
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: But don't let it go to waste.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: If you're suffering and you've been put through this crap
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: in your life, Use it.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: Don't let it go to waste.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Use it for something else to help grow something else.
• 28:29
  Speaker 16: Boring.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: What about Palestine? What about some other political statement, guys?
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's why I'm here at the show. Exactly.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just play the songs. I didn't hear one thing
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: in there about Palestine.
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: Where's all the video, the war video?
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: God, let's get political up in here.
• 28:49
  Speaker 8: Screw this light show.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: I understand the positive message and everything, but give me
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: something good.
• 28:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah, right?
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: Something to talk about on social media.
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: Give me something I paid to listen to.
• 28:56
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: Well, apparently Carrot Top has been going through it. On Friday,
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: he tried to take his own life. Someone at his
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: house called 911 when they found him and rushed him
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: to the hospital. Now, the good news is he's now
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: breathing on his own. He's getting better. His rep says
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: he's under close medical care with the family around him,
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: and he's joking around with the hospital staff. And if
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: you're like, huh? Well, this all comes in the middle
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: of this pretty bizarre legal mess involving an alleged explicit video. Apparently,
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: his attorney said a dude named Brian Evans was trying
• 29:28
  Speaker 6: to get a half a million dollars from Carrot Top
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: to keep the video from becoming public. But Evans completely
• 29:34
  Speaker 6: denies that and said he never threatened to release anything.
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: And he says the video has been deleted.
• 29:39
  Speaker 8: So there you go.
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: You go so that's what we know what's going on
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: behind the scenes but you know best of luck Carrot Top.
• 29:45
  Speaker 10: Yeah by like every comedian I've ever met always say
• 29:49
  Speaker 10: so many good things about Carrot Top he's a nice
• 29:51
  Speaker 10: guy yeah he's beloved he's also like Louis CK oh
• 29:53
  Speaker 10: yeah Yeah.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: I love those redheads.
• 29:57
  Speaker 11: I guess the guy who was extorting him had opened
• 29:59
  Speaker 11: for him.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:00
  Speaker 13: And so Carrot Top owed him money and he was
• 30:02
  Speaker 13: trying to get the money that he was owed from
• 30:04
  Speaker 13: that and that's why he.
• 30:05
  Speaker 11: Was extorting him.
• 30:05
  Speaker 6: But yeah, that's not extortion.
• 30:07
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 30:08
  Speaker 13: And even in the letter that he wrote him, it
• 30:10
  Speaker 13: was like, I'm going to release this if I don't
• 30:12
  Speaker 13: get my money immediately, but this is not a threat.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: You're like, okay.
• 30:14
  Speaker 6: No, he said it's not a threat, guys.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Okay, so from a business standpoint, you're a comedian, you're
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: opening for Cara Top, and he hasn't paid you. Like,
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: that seems to be enough of a legal footing to
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: go in there and go, like, where you don't have to, like,
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: do this fake extortion video, whatever it is.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: Well, the White House has officially banned CNN, MSNOW, and
• 30:34
  Speaker 6: Politico from the White House after accusing all three of
• 30:37
  Speaker 6: spreading lies. Reporters got their badges confiscated when they tried
• 30:41
  Speaker 6: to enter the grounds. CNN and MSNOW now say they
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: plan to fight the decision in court. And Resident Evil
• 30:48
  Speaker 6: is officially alive again. It opened at number one with
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: $ 60 million. That's the biggest opening in franchise history, by
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: the way. Sammy's favorite, Practical Magic.
• 30:57
  Speaker 11: 2, was number two. Yes, love it.
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: And Spider-Man Brand New Day is now at third.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: Loser.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: I know, right?
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: Spider-Man who? And finally, you guys, rejoice. Toys R Us
• 31:09
  Speaker 6: is getting ready for a big old comeback in the U.S.
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: with plans to open 120 new standalone stores by the
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: end of the year.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: That's significant.
• 31:18
  Speaker 9: 120?
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: And not like the ones that are inside Macy's.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: No, no, no. Standalone.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: That's cool.
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: They already have those smaller stores in Macy's, but they
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: want to make the brand big again. The new stores
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: will carry the classics, you know, Lego, Barbie, Hot Wheels,
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: and then they'll have Pokemon, K-Pop Demon Hunters. Now, some
• 31:34
  Speaker 6: locations will even have candy stores, cafes, and these special
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: spaces where toy companies can hold big events and show
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: off the new products. So, yeah, big turnaround for a
• 31:42
  Speaker 6: company that went bankrupt in 2017.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Pretty soon we'll be saying, like, oh, where is it? Oh,
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: it's in the old Spirit Halloween location.
• 31:51
  Speaker 10: Oh, it's in the old Toys R Us location.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: And that's what's going on with it.
• 31:56
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Gina Grand. The Woody Show. Man,
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Gina Grad's on a tear against, she wants old school
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: hotel keys.
• 32:07
  Speaker 6: I want like an old timey skeleton key.
• 32:09
  Speaker 7: Why?
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: A metal key?
• 32:11
  Speaker 6: Because they work every time.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: See, I feel that way about, just give me the card,
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: like the room key card. And she doesn't even like that.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: She says they get demagnetized all the time. I don't
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: think that's ever happened to me.
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: Are you serious? What year is this? They're like, oh,
• 32:23
  Speaker 6: it was next to your credit card. I'm like, it's 2026.
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: That still matters?
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 32:28
  Speaker 6: They're finicky.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: Not next to credit cards, but if you have them
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: next to, like, if you got, like, a magnet. Like, yeah.
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: I wasn't carrying a fridge magnet.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: No, maybe your purse.
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: I literally just put everything in my pocket.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: Would this affect? You know how a lot of people
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: have the little wallet things on the back of their phones,
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: and there's the mag charge thing.
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: So there's a magnet on the back of your phone.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: Maybe.
• 32:50
  Speaker 6: Not my phone.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: Well, no, I'm saying just in general. I could see
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: that doing it.
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:54
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: I guess.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: Because it's a magnet right next to a room key.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: And how do you think, do you ever see them
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: when they program them? They just take the key, they
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: just place it on top of this thing for half
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: a second.
• 33:03
  Speaker 6: One second, yeah.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's it.
• 33:04
  Speaker 10: And I'll be honest with Gina, that was like an
• 33:07
  Speaker 10: issue maybe years ago where- it would get demagnetized like
• 33:11
  Speaker 10: all the time because of the, because of the women's purses.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: So I stopped carrying my purse.
• 33:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I get that. And I went full dude. I
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: was like, I'm just going to put stuff, all this
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: stuff in my pockets and it didn't work. And I'm
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: so sick of the, the excuses. It's finicky.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: What are they going to do?
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: Unfinicky it. And then they tried to do the digital key.
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: I tried to do the digital key.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: That's the one I don't ever trust.
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: That didn't even work.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: That was a non-starter. I got the notification, your room
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: is ready. Here's your digital key. Didn't even try it.
• 33:40
  Speaker 8: Oh, I tried it.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: As soon as I got to the hotel, I went
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: to the desk, I got the the two room cards,
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: you know, the key cards. And then, and then I
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: went about my business because every single time I've tried
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: to use the digital key on the phone, it doesn't work.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: That's the one that doesn't work.
• 33:55
  Speaker 6: That definitely doesn't work. But I stayed at a hotel
• 33:57
  Speaker 6: one time in like, I don't know, Yosemite or somewhere
• 34:00
  Speaker 6: out there. And they gave me like an old timey
• 34:02
  Speaker 6: long skeleton key for the room. And I was like,
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: this is the world I want to live in.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: Greg, that's how I know I'm at the wrong hotel. Yeah,
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: that's a place you would never step foot in.
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: It was awesome. It was so haunted.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: More recently, because I looked online. and I saw the
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: pictures of the hotel. I'm like, oh, this looks new
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: and looks nice.
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: Modern.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: And I get there. It's an old-ass building that is
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: kind of made. So the floors are kind of uneven.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: You can hear a hollowness when you're walking through the
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: hall to go down toward your room. I know. Yeah,
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: and they just made it. It was lipstick on a pig.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: And I was so bummed that I was there. I'm like, God,
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: I hate this old crap. But it sucks when you
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: check in and then you go all the way to
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: your room.
• 34:52
  Speaker 6: That's what I did.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: And then you got to go all the way back.
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: Three miles away in heels.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah. The digital ones I have a problem with. The
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: actual cards themselves, I haven't had an issue with those.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: I couldn't open the damn door.
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: But I could see, you know, the MagSafe thing on
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: the back of your phone. Yeah.
• 35:10
  Speaker 14: That, okay.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: If there's a magnet. I mean, it is a magnet.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: So that could, and people have those stupid wallets.
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: Which I would not trust. Like, here's the thing. If
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: I lose my wallet, that's one thing. But why would
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: I attach the two most important things together? So I've
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: lost one, I've lost both.
• 35:25
  Speaker 6: I've said the same thing. So now I have no license,
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: no phone, no credit card.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like you never had the president and the
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: vice president traveling at the same time together.
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: The two people with the Coke recipe never traveled together.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: I know myself, it would be lost.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: Of course.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: And that would be it.
• 35:43
  Speaker 8: That'd be bad.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, there's a guy from Apple and.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: He was, where is it? Oh, yeah, so the new
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: iPhone 18, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, this guy works in
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: their hardware department. He said the quickest way to offend
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: the people who work so hard on this phone is
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: to put a screen protector on it.
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: That's offensive.
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: Sorry, you're offended.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: He's Apple's hardware chief.
• 36:08
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: He says it makes his, quote, skin crawl because so
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: much blood, sweat, and tears. Go into creating their beautiful screens.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: Apple says the new display is three times more scratch
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: resistant than the previous models, but that still doesn't mean
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: it can't crack. So until Apple starts just replacing everybody's screens.
• 36:29
  Speaker 6: Sorry, he's sad.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: I wish they would offer a version of the screen that.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: Where it's the privacy screens, you know those where- Yes,
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: I love those. The people just can't, if they're sitting
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: next to you, they just can't like look over your
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: shoulder and read your phone.
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: It's all like grayed out.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: They're starting to add that to phones, but not the
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: iPhone yet.
• 36:48
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: I'm saying just like where, you know, don't make it
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: so I have to go get a third party thing.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. I thought you had one though, right?
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: I used to, and it kept cracking all the time.
• 36:58
  Speaker 15: Oh, really?
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: Those things are so fragile.
• 37:00
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: And so I'm like, forget it.
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: I have some friends that have those screens, but they
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: look orange. They're not black.
• 37:06
  Speaker 15: Oh.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: And those work phenomenally.
• 37:08
  Speaker 6: I haven't seen orange ones.
• 37:09
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: I still want one. Yeah. That'd be cool.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the purists get mad when you put a cover
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: at all on the phone.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: Uh-oh, I don't want to upset a purist.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: But, you know, it's like, well, why do you make
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: them so slippery?
• 37:22
  Speaker 7: Exactly.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: There's no tack or anything to it at all. You
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: might as well just make it out of grease.
• 37:28
  Speaker 10: My thing with a screen is not a protector, but, like,
• 37:31
  Speaker 10: I'm out in the sun a lot, and it becomes
• 37:34
  Speaker 10: so dark sometimes. like odd, I don't know how to
• 37:37
  Speaker 10: like change the settings or whatever that I can't even
• 37:39
  Speaker 10: see what's actually on the phone.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: Well, you can go, I think you can go into
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: the display settings. And so it doesn't do the automatic where,
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: you know, I've done that a hundred times and it's
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: basically like a black screen. Like I cannot see anything
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: on it. But then the thing that sucks about that
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: is that it won't do it automatically. So you go
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: from outside to inside, inside and outside. And you're every
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: time going into the brightness of your display and having
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: to do it yourself. I always want it like the brightest.
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: Me too.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: So just put it on. There's got to be a way.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: You just put it on that setting.
• 38:09
  Speaker 10: I swear I've messed with it. And, like, if I'm
• 38:12
  Speaker 10: out in the sun, like, super dark.
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: I think mine does that as well.
• 38:16
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: All right, here's the results. We did the Woody Show
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Biggest Loser for NFL Week 2.
• 38:23
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: And we had everybody make their picks. So Sammy and
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: Menace went head-to-head. And it's simple. Like, you pick the
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: NFL's Biggest Loser of Week 2, meaning the team loses...
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: And they've lost by the most points over anybody else.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: So like all the other teams who lost, they didn't
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: lose by as many points as this team lost.
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 38:43
  Speaker 10: So I went to bed last night, but I know
• 38:44
  Speaker 10: that there were some dogs early in the morning.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. So this week, the first two weeks, there
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: have been so many big upsets. And Jeff, what percentage
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: do you say of people who are already out of
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: their fantasy leagues? well they got their survivor.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: Pool survivor pool 60 over 60 of people are already
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: out in week.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: Two it's already over because of the chargers and the
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: bucks yeah dude the bucks how do you lose to
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: the browns how do the chargers lose twice dude don't
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: ask the first two games to the chargers were supposed
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: to be the two easy games because then they're going
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: to like a pretty They're a pretty steep stretch, aren't they?
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like seven straight games against the Bills, the Seahawks,
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: the Chiefs, the Broncos.
• 39:27
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're effed.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: The season's over.
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: And the Chargers will be Chargering, and I can have
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: my Sundays back, I guess.
• 39:35
  Speaker 10: But the blowouts were just crazy.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: Your Sunday's back. It's been two weeks.
• 39:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: You can only watch so many car wrecks before you
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: got to keep driving, man.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: It's a wash, dog. So Mena said the Colts were
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: going to lose by 15 against the Chiefs. Okay, I
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: didn't look. And we heard how that went. It went
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: to overtime. Oh, it did?
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: So the Colts did lose to the Chiefs, but they
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: only lost by three. Damn. Sammy said the Broncos were
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: going to lose by 18 to the Jags.
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: And so Sammy's pick won. Good job, Sammy.
• 40:12
  Speaker 11: No, the Broncos won, so they didn't even lose.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: No, your pick won.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: No, it didn't.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: No, no, I mean like your biggest loser. You're the
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: winner of biggest loser.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: How?
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: No.
• 40:21
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 40:21
  Speaker 11: I picked the Broncos to lose and they won.
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: She did the worst job.
• 40:25
  Speaker 7: Oh, right.
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: There's no way she can win. Never mind, never mind.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: So, man, even though they lost by three, yes, you
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: are the winner.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: But, dude, there was way bigger.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: With the Seahawks. Well, if you look, it's got killed.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: Jeff G's biggest loser pick. was he had the Miami
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: Dolphins who were playing the 49ers, and they lost by, what,
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: 20-some points?
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think. Yeah.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: I had the Ravens crushing the New Orleans Saints. I
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: thought the Saints would be the biggest loser, and they
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: actually won the game. Oh, damn.
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: They're doing well. Pulled a Sammy. Yeah.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: So they beat the Detroit Lions and the Baltimore Ravens
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: in week one and two. So I guess don't count
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: out the Saints. Okay.
• 41:09
  Speaker 10: But the Seahawks over the Cardinals, that was pretty bad.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: Another big one. And then, you know, Steelers. So Menace,
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: there you go, dude.
• 41:18
  Speaker 15: One win.
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: That's way victorious. All right.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: Biggest loser. So we'll find out. We'll put Menace up,
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: but we'll just keep Menace in there until he loses.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay. All right. Sweet. Cool. That makes sense.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: Week three and Jeff's already out.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: I'm done. The biggest loser every week for me is
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: going to be my Chargers.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You guys are the biggest losers. 877-44-WOODY. Send us
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: a text over to 22987. More Woody shows next.
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: I'm going to say. I will read you. Nice.
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: And.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show. We'll be right back.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: Hello, how y'all doing?
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: Hi, Sammy.
• 41:52
  Speaker 15: Your friend Seabass is telling me that you have gained
• 41:55
  Speaker 15: a lot of weight. And even your new boyfriend, if
• 42:00
  Speaker 15: he tries to take your mac and cheese away, you
• 42:03
  Speaker 15: yell at him.
• 42:05
  Speaker 11: Only three meals a day?
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: I don't know how I'll do it.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show. All right, cheers and jeers. Let's start
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: with Seabass. What do you got?
• 42:16
  Speaker 8: Well, cheers to people who are still having fun out there.
• 42:19
  Speaker 8: And we talked about this, and I backed it up
• 42:21
  Speaker 8: by putting my money where someone's butt is.
• 42:24
  Speaker 7: Huh?
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: I got Chester Cheeks' butt face. All right.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: And it's a... Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: Chester Cheeks. It's a silicone ass with eyes, and it's
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: got a little tuft of hair on the top for
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: some reason. And this is the thing we talked about
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: in Australia they were being mad about, because it encourages kids.
• 42:43
  Speaker 8: to squeeze and pull apart butt cheeks.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: That's what it does.
• 42:47
  Speaker 8: It'll make funny noises. Let's see what it does.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: Push the sides. Oh, okay. Pull the cheeks apart.
• 42:56
  Speaker 10: I forgot that I'll show you a part. That looks
• 42:59
  Speaker 10: like something from Spencer's.
• 43:01
  Speaker 9: Squeaky.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: That's all you do. You just squeeze the cheeks or
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: pull them apart. If you tap it on the head. Oh, wow.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, jeez.
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: It's working. It's like when you spread the cheeks, is
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: there like a starfish in there? Or is it just a... Nah,
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: it's just butt.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: Nah, just butt. Okay. Just a hole. Oh, nice. It's bleached.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Dropping beats and jiggling cheeks.
• 43:22
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: Butt face. Butt face.
• 43:24
  Speaker 8: Chester Cheeks butt face. Buy it for the Victor Mature
• 43:27
  Speaker 8: in your life.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: How cute. He's got little hands. Makeup.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, he's so cute.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: He's wearing headphones.
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: Adorable. Let me see that for the gram.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 43:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, where would you put that in your house, Greg?
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, that goes straight in the trash. Greg! I
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: leave that at work with the singing cactus.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: Here's my thing.
• 43:44
  Speaker 8: I was thinking, well, I could re-give this. We'll keep
• 43:46
  Speaker 8: it here for fun. I give it to my nephews.
• 43:50
  Speaker 8: They're kind of getting too old for it.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: But we're enjoying it.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: We love it. I mean, look, as you become an adult,
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: most people still find farts funny. I mean, these dudes do.
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: Universally.
• 44:00
  Speaker 8: Oh, if you hold down, it goes longer.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: Sounds like a fly buzzing around. Jeers.
• 44:06
  Speaker 8: Cheers to the guy who gave my thick and lustrous
• 44:11
  Speaker 8: hair a cut this weekend. If you're that close to
• 44:15
  Speaker 8: a person, you got to know you have bad breath.
• 44:18
  Speaker 8: And it was like if a cheesesteak had diarrhea. It
• 44:25
  Speaker 8: was just meaty and cheesy, but breath. And we've talked
• 44:30
  Speaker 8: about this for a long time. And like with Menace,
• 44:32
  Speaker 8: because we're that type of show, we brought it up
• 44:35
  Speaker 8: and he fixed it.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:37
  Speaker 8: How do I do it to strangers? And I thought, like,
• 44:38
  Speaker 8: do I leave, like, I thought, like, little playing cards.
• 44:41
  Speaker 8: And you have, like, a little playing card, and you
• 44:42
  Speaker 8: just kind of leave that when you.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: Leave, or you... Or why don't you send them a
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: secret admirer package?
• 44:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah, of Altoids.
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: Right. Yeah. Like a care package.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: Like, you just have a door dash of, like, you know, mouthwash, mints.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: There are breath.
• 44:55
  Speaker 8: But I can't think it's like in general. It's like, no,
• 44:57
  Speaker 8: it's for this guy. It's because your breath reeks. I know,
• 45:00
  Speaker 8: but then you just send it over.
• 45:01
  Speaker 6: Did you offer him a mint?
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: Anonymously. I carry mints in my pocket because I'm not
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: a lady.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: See, that's my move. I ran into somebody this weekend
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: that was awful. Is it one of our.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: Coworkers in the building?
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: Yes. I think I know who.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: You're talking about.
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: And I pull out my mints and I have one.
• 45:16
  Speaker 8: Oh, would you like one?
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: Would you like one? That's like my way.
• 45:19
  Speaker 8: Which is, again, that's a good, I admire that in
• 45:21
  Speaker 8: the moment, but this person needs a long-term solution.
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:25
  Speaker 8: And they're just not being told because of politeness.
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:28
  Speaker 8: Um, so I like some kind of, again, this is
• 45:30
  Speaker 8: like where the, there was that guy, like the guy, some,
• 45:32
  Speaker 8: but so-and-so tells you stuff where like you give him
• 45:35
  Speaker 8: your friend's number.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: And breaks bad news. John breaks bad news.
• 45:39
  Speaker 8: What do you like that? But for like, just give
• 45:41
  Speaker 8: me a call. I'll show up. I'll say, who's the guy?
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, the old man there is cutting hair.
• 45:46
  Speaker 8: Well, actually I did get an email from this same, uh, establishment, uh,
• 45:49
  Speaker 8: and asked me to review my service.
• 45:51
  Speaker 9: There you go.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: There's your chance.
• 45:53
  Speaker 7: Mr.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: Suggestion Box.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: I sure did. Of course you did. Lovely service, but
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: his breath stank. Sammy, cheers and jeers.
• 45:59
  Speaker 13: Yes, so my cheers, I was in, I did a
• 46:02
  Speaker 13: very quick trip to New York this weekend for my
• 46:04
  Speaker 13: cousin's wedding, which was a lot of fun. And then
• 46:07
  Speaker 13: when I was there, as soon as we got there,
• 46:09
  Speaker 13: going out to just get Pizza, Friday night, whatever, walking
• 46:14
  Speaker 13: from the hotel. And I was walking around and I'm
• 46:17
  Speaker 13: looking at the little apartments and stuff.
• 46:19
  Speaker 11: And I was like, I love these apartments. They remind
• 46:21
  Speaker 11: me of the ones from You've Got Mail.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, that would be the first thing I thought of.
• 46:25
  Speaker 7: Yes, it did.
• 46:26
  Speaker 11: I was like, it reminds me of You've Got Mail.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: You know that one movie that was filmed in New York.
• 46:29
  Speaker 8: I would have said like Libya 1982, but I get it.
• 46:33
  Speaker 11: And so I was like, these remind me of the
• 46:35
  Speaker 11: apartments in You've Got Mail.
• 46:36
  Speaker 13: And then I was like, wait, what? It must be
• 46:39
  Speaker 13: here somewhere. Like, we must be in the spot.
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: And we were.
• 46:43
  Speaker 11: It was two blocks up. It was like a five-minute walk.
• 46:46
  Speaker 13: And then I got to take a picture in front
• 46:47
  Speaker 13: of the You've Got Mail apartment that Meg Ryan had.
• 46:50
  Speaker 11: And I was psyched because I.
• 46:51
  Speaker 9: Didn't even pick this hotel.
• 46:52
  Speaker 11: It was like a room-block hotel for my cousin's wedding.
• 46:55
  Speaker 11: I didn't know really where I was.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: Isn't it?
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's just a brownstone, right? There's a billion
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: of those.
• 47:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but.
• 47:02
  Speaker 11: It was just, I didn't know I was going to
• 47:03
  Speaker 11: be in the vicinity of it.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: They all kind of look the same is my point.
• 47:05
  Speaker 6: Nobody told her.
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: You can look at any of them and go, that's
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: the one from You Got Mail. And you'd go, yep,
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: looks just like it.
• 47:11
  Speaker 11: Well, that is true. But I'm a house person.
• 47:15
  Speaker 13: I like to go to houses and tour houses and
• 47:18
  Speaker 13: do the whole thing.
• 47:19
  Speaker 11: So to unexpectedly be there was very.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: Exciting for me.
• 47:22
  Speaker 13: What a treat.
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: For you.
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: Good.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: Awesome.
• 47:24
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: Cheers.
• 47:29
  Speaker 11: My jeers... Is having no storage on my phone.
• 47:33
  Speaker 13: I have used up all the storage on my phone
• 47:36
  Speaker 13: and Steamboat Willie surprised me with a new phone, which
• 47:40
  Speaker 13: I'm very excited about.
• 47:40
  Speaker 11: So cheers to that.
• 47:41
  Speaker 13: So I'm trying to transfer it over and it can't
• 47:43
  Speaker 13: transfer over because there's too much on it.
• 47:46
  Speaker 11: Because of the storage, it can't transfer.
• 47:48
  Speaker 6: That's ironic.
• 47:49
  Speaker 15: What?
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: He got you the cheap one with the small one.
• 47:51
  Speaker 13: No, it's just the one that has the same amount
• 47:53
  Speaker 13: of storage as my phone. He didn't know how much.
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: I already had.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: Quick quiz. What do you have currently?
• 47:58
  Speaker 11: I currently have the 11.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: No, storage-wise.
• 48:00
  Speaker 11: Storage-wise, I think 256 or something.
• 48:02
  Speaker 6: Oh, jeez.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: You should have plenty. Yeah, you should have plenty.
• 48:06
  Speaker 11: No, I've had it for seven years.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: I know, but I did see a thing about how
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: you could save a bunch of space. Like, you can
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: get some space back. So there's a couple things I
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: didn't even think about. People always go through their photos
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: and videos.
• 48:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I do too.
• 48:18
  Speaker 7: Attachments.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: So by default, every photo and video sent to you
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: stays on your phone indefinitely through your iMessage. Yeah, so
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: like your text messages. Right, all the text and stuff.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: So to recover all that space, you go to settings
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: and messages, and you've got to set it from forever
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: to like 30 days.
• 48:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what I did.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: And then that will save a bunch of that.
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: Those random media things that people send you just drop off.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: Also duplicates of like photos. That's the other thing you
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: could do. You could say merge duplicates in your photo library.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: So if there's two of the same, merge.
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, get rid of the dude.
• 48:55
  Speaker 13: Because I've been trying to go through and delete videos
• 48:57
  Speaker 13: and pictures, and it just is never enough.
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, your phone records video in 4K HDR by default.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: So a two-minute clip, that takes up a full gigabyte. Well,
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: an iPhone 11 probably doesn't do that. You go to settings, camera,
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: record video, and then switch it to, say, 1080 or
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: something like that. That's good.
• 49:16
  Speaker 8: Isn't your phone regularly telling you, hey, we're cleaning up space,
• 49:18
  Speaker 8: we're cleaning up space?
• 49:20
  Speaker 7: Huh?
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: No, I guess that's just Samsung. Oh. And then the
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: offline reading list, which I didn't even realize. And I
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: was like, oh, wow. Okay, I saved a bunch. Safari
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: automatically downloads every article in your reading list. What? So
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: even if you've never read them. So you can go
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: to Settings, Safari. And then you turn off automatically save offline. Oh, crap.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: So it just prevents unnecessary downloads and saves you some stuff. Safari?
• 49:46
  Speaker 6: I did not know that one.
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: What's that?
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: What's Safari?
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: So Safari automatically downloads every article in your reading list,
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: even if you've never read them. There's that. And then
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: there's a podcast thing where the podcast app is automatically
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: downloading new episodes of every show that you follow, even
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: if you don't listen to it. So you got to
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: make sure... You turn off automatically download.
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: So that way you go seek out whatever.
• 50:08
  Speaker 11: I need this list to go through everything.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: I'll send it to you.
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: Do you have music on your phone?
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: No.
• 50:15
  Speaker 11: No, not downloaded.
• 50:16
  Speaker 10: Now, I know you probably don't have a lot of
• 50:18
  Speaker 10: photos in your text because I know better than to
• 50:21
  Speaker 10: send any memes to Sammy because she does not want
• 50:23
  Speaker 10: to see them. So you should not have them in.
• 50:26
  Speaker 10: in her text messages at all. Like, if you send
• 50:30
  Speaker 10: her a meme, it better be.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: Just because you don't doesn't mean that nobody else does.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: It better be really good. But if you know her,
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: she doesn't want them. No, I'm saying, but any kind
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: of video, like, if her friend sends her, like, oh,
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: I'm hearing this, whatever, I'm in front of the You
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: Got Mail apartment.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: Check it out. You know?
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: Run, don't walk.
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: That's taking up a bunch of space. Mm-hmm.
• 50:49
  Speaker 11: Oh, that's true.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 50:50
  Speaker 13: So yeah, I'll go through this list and clear it out.
• 50:52
  Speaker 13: And then hopefully I can transfer everything over to my
• 50:55
  Speaker 13: new phone. Cause I have a new phone now that
• 50:56
  Speaker 13: I can't use until I clear out all the storage on.
• 50:59
  Speaker 6: The old phone.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: Hey Sammy, it's your turn to say happy Thanksgiving back.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: Do you have, um, do you subscribe to any of
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: the iCloud stuff? Cause it doesn't have to be necessarily
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: on your phone. You can keep all that crap and
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: just have it on the cloud.
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: You should get it. It's really worth it. Cause you
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: won't have these same problems anymore. I have iCloud for
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: everything and, I've never run into that issue and I
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: have the same amount of storage as her.
• 51:22
  Speaker 6: I thought the phones came with the cloud.
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: A certain, like a small, tiny amount. But if you
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: have a bunch of stuff.
• 51:27
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I pay like three bucks a month or something.
• 51:29
  Speaker 11: Right, but that's for life.
• 51:30
  Speaker 13: That's what bothers me. To hold on to all your stuff.
• 51:32
  Speaker 13: You're paying three bucks or five bucks, whatever, for life
• 51:35
  Speaker 13: to hold on to your stuff.
• 51:36
  Speaker 11: I don't like the idea of that.
• 51:37
  Speaker 6: Get an external drive.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: It's just like having a self-storage place. You only have
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: it and pay for it until you get rid of
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: the crap you don't want. And you could get rid
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: of it, but it would just mean taking the time,
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: sitting down, going through and getting rid of the stuff
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: that you don't want.
• 51:50
  Speaker 11: And I think I would rather do that and like
• 51:52
  Speaker 11: do what Gina said, external drive.
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah. But I'll tell you something. I was looking for
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: a video, Sammy of my kids, like an incredible moment that,
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: you know, I remembered and I knew I had video
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: couldn't find anywhere locally that cloud saved my ass. And
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: it's one of the best videos that, you know, we
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: ever shot. And it's such a great memory.
• 52:07
  Speaker 17: And I'm so thankful that I paid that extra whatever,
• 52:10
  Speaker 17: four bucks or three bucks for the cloud.
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: It's worth it.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: Gina, cheers and jeers.
• 52:14
  Speaker 6: Well, I kind of have a split cheers from the festival,
• 52:17
  Speaker 6: which was amazing. Seeing Weezer live for me was a
• 52:21
  Speaker 6: big deal at the iHeart Music Festival. I will never forget.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: You've never seen them before?
• 52:25
  Speaker 6: Never seen them live. And I saw the sound check.
• 52:27
  Speaker 6: I saw the show. The very first time when the
• 52:31
  Speaker 6: Blue album came out, my brother got it for me
• 52:33
  Speaker 6: for my birthday. And that was a big deal. So
• 52:36
  Speaker 6: I have been wanting to see them for literal decades.
• 52:38
  Speaker 6: And that was amazing for me. Also, I didn't know
• 52:42
  Speaker 6: if this should be a cheers or jeers. Let's put
• 52:44
  Speaker 6: it in cheers. Watching my kid watch Cardi B, I
• 52:49
  Speaker 6: think I saw him become a man before my eyes.
• 52:52
  Speaker 6: His eyes were huge. His mouth was on the floor.
• 52:54
  Speaker 6: At one point, he turned to me and goes, so
• 52:56
  Speaker 6: does she make all her money showing her butt? And
• 53:00
  Speaker 6: I go, kinda. But he's like, she was the best.
• 53:03
  Speaker 6: She was the best of the night. And then Zara Larson,
• 53:05
  Speaker 6: no ass, not interested. He was like, eh. But Cardi
• 53:09
  Speaker 6: really did something.
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: To that boy.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, her whole ass was out.
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: Literal, like, chaps to a degree that I can't even explain.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: It was huge, and it was gross.
• 53:18
  Speaker 7: Aw.
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: It's implants.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: It's not just me, man. Read the comments. Find any
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: video from that, from the festival this weekend. There is
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: a video on our Instagram.
• 53:26
  Speaker 6: It was the star of the show.
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: There you go. Check it out.
• 53:29
  Speaker 6: And she was great. I mean, she had the crowd
• 53:31
  Speaker 6: on their feet.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: You know I'm a Cardi B fan. Meaning like, I
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: think she's funny. I wouldn't want to be in a
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: relationship with her or responsible for her. any way spend
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: more than 10 minutes but as much as i love
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: a good character you know what i mean like in
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: that way i think she's the best i think she's very.
• 53:46
  Speaker 10: Unapologetic one thing i'll say about cardi b2 she went
• 53:50
  Speaker 10: above and beyond to like go do a bunch of
• 53:52
  Speaker 10: things for everybody she even went outside to the front
• 53:55
  Speaker 10: of the venue out in the out in.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: The public and did something with i showed.
• 53:59
  Speaker 10: Them her butt but i'm saying there's a lot of
• 54:01
  Speaker 10: artists that would like not do that at all yeah Oh, yeah.
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: There was at one point. And finally, I was just
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: kind of behind this guy. So he was the one
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: doing all the yelling. I was trying to get to
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: the next place that I was supposed to be for
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: one of my official responsibilities.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: So I have the. all access backstage to get wherever
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: I need to go, right? As does the guy in
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: front of me. And they had these big doorways closed,
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: blocking off this hallway. And you couldn't walk through there.
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: They wanted us to go completely all the way around.
• 54:33
  Speaker 6: The entire stadium.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: And this guy was the guy who was about to
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: do the mixing for the next artist on stage. He
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: was doing the sound mixing. He's like, I don't have
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: time for that. I'm working. And so he just pushed
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: right past the security guys. And I'm like, guys, so
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: now they realize they're not going to stop this guy.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: And now they're putting their hand out to stop me.
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: I go, same dude. I said, we're all working here.
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: I don't care.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: BTS was back there, guys. They were about to be
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: in the hallway. I'm like, I don't give a crap
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: who's back here. I don't care. I'm not like... I'm
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: going to work.
• 55:07
  Speaker 6: You're not going to scream and try and rip their
• 55:08
  Speaker 6: clothes off?
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: And we're in an area where the only people who
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: are back there are people who are working. Nobody cares
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: if BTS is back there.
• 55:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: Is it J-Hope, though?
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: Nobody.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: There are plenty of people who would care. Nobody who
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: is working was going to be, like, stopping or not
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: doing their work because BTS.
• 55:26
  Speaker 6: Grizzled middle-aged men aren't trying your fan demo.
• 55:28
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean, BTS has, like, military-grade security because of
• 55:35
  Speaker 10: the fans.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: But yeah, the workers shouldn't be stopped.
• 55:38
  Speaker 6: That is so funny.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, this guy was not having it. It was great
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: because I didn't have to be the one that made
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: the scene.
• 55:44
  Speaker 6: Well, my jeers is something I actually really need help with.
• 55:46
  Speaker 6: I've had this problem for years. It is overpacking. I
• 55:50
  Speaker 6: plan like weeks in advance. This is the time. I'm
• 55:53
  Speaker 6: just bringing a backpack. I'm just bringing a carry-on. I'm
• 55:55
  Speaker 6: just doing this. I'm just doing that. There's going to
• 55:56
  Speaker 6: be nothing in my bag. And I find myself like
• 55:59
  Speaker 6: sitting on this thing just to close it because I
• 56:01
  Speaker 6: need options. Never touched them. What is wrong with me?
• 56:04
  Speaker 6: How do I stop doing this?
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: That is literally every woman ever.
• 56:06
  Speaker 6: But I don't want to be that. And I've tried.
• 56:09
  Speaker 6: And then it just keeps ending up in the goddamn suitcase.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: So you figure out, I'm going to wear this on
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: Friday night. I'm going to wear this on Saturday night.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: During the day, this is what I'm wearing. And you
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: leave yourself no option. That's it. Like this is what
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: you put some thought into it beforehand and go, this
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: is what I'm going to wear. And then that way,
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: that's what you're going to wear.
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: But then like, what if I see people and they're
• 56:32
  Speaker 6: dressed up more? I'm like, oh God, I better go
• 56:34
  Speaker 6: make the.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: Decision before you go. You've been to this thing before.
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: You know what it is. It doesn't matter. Have you
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: seen some of the people?
• 56:39
  Speaker 6: Oh, I have.
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:41
  Speaker 6: And that's just in vacation in general. So you're right.
• 56:43
  Speaker 6: I think I just need to trust my outfit and
• 56:46
  Speaker 6: move on with my life.
• 56:47
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 56:48
  Speaker 6: Cause that sucks. And then getting it in and out
• 56:50
  Speaker 6: of the carry on.
• 56:51
  Speaker 11: It was horrible.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: I just bought stuff when I got there.
• 56:54
  Speaker 6: I'm not going to buy everything from the gift shop
• 56:56
  Speaker 6: that's like.
• 56:57
  Speaker 7: $ 1, 000.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: Menace is the opposite. As much as that's too much,
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: Menace to a great degree, because every time he ends
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: up having to go somewhere to buy a pair of underwear.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: I do not.
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: Because you can't pack it to go home.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: We are in the 20th century, people. Door dash. You
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: can door dash clothes now. That's not the point. The
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: point is you're door dashing a pair of underwear or
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: a pair of socks because you couldn't put one extra
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: pair of socks in the bag or anything.
• 57:20
  Speaker 10: Yeah, like one night I was like, oh, I don't
• 57:22
  Speaker 10: have a really good dress shirt. So I just walked
• 57:23
  Speaker 10: across the street, went to Burlington. It took me like
• 57:25
  Speaker 10: 10 minutes, got a shirt. And then when I went
• 57:28
  Speaker 10: to go meet up with you at the pool, like
• 57:29
  Speaker 10: on the way walking there, I just stopped at CVS
• 57:31
  Speaker 10: and got some shorts.
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: You know, it's easy. I don't want to do.
• 57:36
  Speaker 7: That.
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: You know, I'd like to add a jeers.
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: Ooh, okay. To the mix.
• 57:45
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: I saw, man, a ton of stuff about BTS and
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: their performance at the iHeartRadio Music Festival, their fans could
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: be the dumbest people I've ever seen. Their characters. Here's
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: why it's embarrassing. I understand being a fan, right? But
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: to be so over the top, it is like, I mean,
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: it's almost, it seems worse. And Menace, you would know
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: better than I do. It's worse than that delusional fandom
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: that Taylor Swift fans have.
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: Like it's to a different level altogether. It's pretty hardcore.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: We're talking grown men in their 50s, Greg.
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah. What, did you see crying?
• 58:26
  Speaker 9: Oh, are you kidding?
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: That's not my issue. People camping out. That's not my issue. Anyway,
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: so BTS was part of the iHeartRadio music festival and
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: they came out and they did their thing and then
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: it was done. Just like everybody else on the festival,
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: these are not full sets.
• 58:44
  Speaker 7: No.
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: Like it's Friday night and Saturday night It's one stage.
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: It's not an all day thing where people get there
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: at eight o'clock in the morning and it goes till
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: midnight and there's three different stages and a whatever tent
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: that people put like a Coachella kind of thing. It's
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: one stage. And so it's, think of it more like,
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: you see like award shows or.
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: You know, thing. Yeah, right.
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: A showcase. I prefer it that way.
• 59:08
  Speaker 8: I love it when I go to a comedy club
• 59:09
  Speaker 8: and it's like six different comedians doing 15 minutes each.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: I love that. And it's a rotating stage. And so
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: there's very little downtime. And the whole thing's start to finish,
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: three and a half, four hours, tops.
• 59:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 59:20
  Speaker 8: Total.
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: Start to finish, right? Man, these BTS fans think there's
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: some kind of big, drawn out conspiracy and about how
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: I heart quote used them.
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: I can assure you, because I heard from some muckety
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: mucks there, they were well compensated and they were well compensated.
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: For the agreed upon 15 minutes.
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: That's what they agreed to.
• 59:46
  Speaker 6: See, that's the conspiracy.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: They weren't used. It didn't do this for free. They
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: didn't cut the mics. It didn't just show up.
• 59:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: None of that is true. Zero of that is true.
• 59:55
  Speaker 10: You don't think that we wouldn't want them to play
• 59:57
  Speaker 10: for maybe 48 hours?
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: For being as big.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: Worldwide.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: The whole event is whatever it is. So I went
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: back and I pulled up the schedule's. From now this
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: is before we even got there about who was going
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: to be on like Kenny Chesney, 25 minutes. what's that,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: Stella Lefty, who you heard. Three minutes.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 11: Just that one thing, Boston.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: My point is, you can argue, oh, this person should
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: have got a little bit more, this person should have
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: got a little bit less. This is what it was
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: agreed upon. Like, hey, this is how we think this
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: is going to fit into this, or this is what
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: we are available for. This is what we're willing to
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: do for however much they decide to, you know, like,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: however much it costs. And I don't know what it
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: would cost to have BTS come in and do a
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: full set. I can guarantee you it's a lot more
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: than what they agreed upon for the 15 minutes. Oh, yeah.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 8: This is also taped for TV, so the time is
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 8: very strict.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: Very correct. Yeah, so Benson Boone got 25 minutes. Smashing
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: Pumpkins got 20 minutes. So Benson Boone got more than
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: Smashing Pumpkins.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: In the Pumpkins, it felt like three minutes. Right. It's
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: not based on anything other than run and flow of
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: show and everything. But man, read the comments. It's hilarious.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: The caping that goes on. You could tell on Jang
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: Juk's face, whatever the F his name is. I don't
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: even know what his name is. There's a Juk something.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: Jin Cook?
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: Is that the name?
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Anyway, you could tell he felt, they're
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: making up all this stuff. What social media account should
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: we tell the BTS army to go to to suck it? Oh,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: it's not even like the army. And the way they
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: speak like... Army, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's not
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: like the army or the BTS army. Like, no.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 8: And the way they treat army is just, oh my God.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 8: Are we saying BTS armies are a bunch of losers menace?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't go that far.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: From what I read online, losers. I want to go
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: to sleep. Losers, losers, losers. There's no conspiracy, dude.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 10: No, the only issue that I have is like, dude,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 10: if we had the access to give them you know,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 10: more time, we would want that.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: It would be a good thing, you know?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 10: So it's not like, that's the part where it's like,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 10: you know, them, the fans saying that we didn't want
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 10: to give them that access.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 10: We would want to have that, you know? So that's,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 10: that's the thing that I'm worried about.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 8: Menace, this makes perfect sense, but can we get a
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 8: clean cut for Vaughn of what he's saying? The BTS
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 8: ARMYs are losers, losers, losers.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: The BTS ARMY. Losers, losers, losers. There you go. And
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: you know what I'm basing that on? I'm basing that
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: on everything that I read online.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 6: There was a lot of anger.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: I didn't see one clear-headed comment from a person who
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: was part of Army.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: Army.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: And if there was, didn't see it. But that's what
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: I'm basing my opinion on.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: Well, I hate that they blame someone else. Like, their
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: immediate response is like, blame someone else. They did them dirty.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: They were wrong. I hard screwed them. It's like, nah, dude.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 7: Used.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 6: It couldn't possibly be like, we'll do this many songs
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 6: for this much money.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 15: Done.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: Deal.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 7: Right. Yeah.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they did okay.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: Muse. Muse had 25 minutes.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 9: God, that was so good.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's how it works. That's just how it works.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: I like that.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: I like that kind of show.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: I do, too.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: Because you know what I want to spend?
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: I don't want to spend.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: day no yeah that's never what it was that's why
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: it says start time is this and you gotta figure
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: it's gonna be wrapped up by I'm gonna take a
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: break because you know hey I'll take you know midnight
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: yeah read the comment it's so funny so many different
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: genres if you're not into one of them you know
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: it won't last that long yeah exactly got six more
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: minutes yeah and from everything that I heard you know
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: like you know The guys themselves, nice dudes. And everybody
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: was cool.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: Everybody.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: Nobody felt wrong.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 6: Slighted.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 13: No.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: Not at all.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: If there was people like, oh, the mic. Nobody cut
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: their microphones off. I know there are things that happen
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: in the course of like a, you know, a live
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: event or whatever, where there could be a microphone stops
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: working or there's things that happen. There are technical things
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: that happen, but.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 6: But also, I think it's just when we go to
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 6: a concert, we're used to, first of all, an encore.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 9: So it's like, they didn't come back. They're mad.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 6: Like, that's not how these kind of festivals work.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: That's not how they leave the stage ever. Well, if
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: you watched any of the other bands, any of the
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: 16 years that this iHeartRadio Music Festival has gone. That's
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: how it goes. Yeah, they go, all right, thank you, everybody.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: And they wave as they're walking off stage because the
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: stage is about to spin. Literally, it's on a turntable
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: kind of thing. And the next start, they have the
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: next artist ready to go.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And they did. It's down to the minute.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 17: They did everything backstage. I mean, I saw them hit
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 17: all the different spots. So if they were in a
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 17: bad mood and they didn't want to be there or whatever,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 17: they wouldn't have done all that extra stuff.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: And we saw it all. And they were happy to
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: be there.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Those guys... By all accounts, I didn't have any
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: personal dealings with them, obviously. They didn't trash the dressing room? No,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: they had me working with Muse and Smashing Pumpkins and
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: Weezer and doing that stuff. So that wasn't my area
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: of responsibility. But the people that I do know who
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: were talking to them and doing all the official stuff.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 6: Nice guys.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: Super cool. Yeah, they were fine. We would definitely hear
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: about it. But zero.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: At this point, why don't we just all liquidate our
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 4: bank account and take the money.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: And put it in the fire? I'm looking for real answers.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 7: The Woody Show.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: Chad Gilbert, the guitarist, founding member of Newfound Glory, passed
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: away over the weekend, 45 years old.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: So awful.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: It sucks. His story, you just hear his story and
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: all the stuff that he went through. But just a super,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: super nice guy. It was always just, I don't know.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: It was just always, like, kind of chill, friendly, you know?
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: How did they discover the original tumors? Like, do you
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: have headaches? Do you have symptoms?
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: See, that's the stuff that always freaks me out.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: And that's what makes people hypochondriacs, by the way. Because
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: you hear these random stories about people who are otherwise,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: Fine.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 7: Fine.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: And young.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: And then, oh, well, then the next thing I know,
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: there was this, and then you're being brought in for... Like,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: he's been going through.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: It for a while, but.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 8: It says he had a medical emergency in 2021, and
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 8: then one thing led to another.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: They found it. Yeah, but what was that? It was
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: like the– I forget. Some gland cancer.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 6: Adrenal, yeah.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: And then that spread, right? And then I know earlier
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: this year he had brain surgery because there were some
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: tumors there. Also, just because you've brought it up in– Gina,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry about your friend Bald Brian.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 11: Yeah, thanks.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: Talk about another guy who went through it for so long.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: So Bald Brian is a guy that Gina worked with
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: on the Adam Carolla show. Gina was Adam's co-host for
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: eight years. Bald Brian was another guy who worked with
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: Adam for a long, long time. Oh, since Loveline. In
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: some way, shape, or form, yeah, through Loveline and these
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: different things.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 6: 25 years.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was doing like a bunch of sound stuff.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he was our drop guy.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 6: And co-host.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then after.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: The Adam Carolla Show, Gina and Brian did a podcast
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: together and he just died.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he died over the weekend.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: How old was he?
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 6: He had just turned 48 last week.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: 48.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 6: And he had been cheating death for 18 years. He
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 6: was an inoperable glioblastoma. brain cancer, and he was on
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 6: this test drug, and he was in the group that
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 6: actually got the drug, and it worked.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so he was originally given, what, three or six months.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 6: Six months, yeah.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 7: Wow. That was it.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: Like, hey, man, you got six months.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: Get your affairs in order. And then he lived another
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: 18 years.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: He did.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 15: Damn.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 6: He did. And he has a beautiful daughter and, you know,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 6: a wonderful wife. And, by the way, he had been
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 6: working on a documentary called Growth about his brain tumor
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 6: for years. I mean, I remember when this whole thing started.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 6: And very sad, you know, ironic and sad to say
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 6: that it is premiering this Saturday.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 9: He couldn't wait to be there.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: I was going to say, did he finish it?
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 7: He did.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 6: He just finished it. He couldn't wait to be there.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 6: It's in the Da Vinci Film Festival. So if you
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 6: do happen to be in Los Angeles and you want
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 6: to support them, get tickets and hopefully we can link
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 6: to that. But he was one of a kind. He
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 6: was very smug and very funny and very smart. CBS,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 6: you would have loved him.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I only met him once, but he was very
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: nice to me.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he was a wonderful person, and this is a
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 6: big loss.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm sorry to hear about that. Yeah, it sucks.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw this thing online just the other day
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: that said, you could have a million problems, but if
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: you have a problem with your health, you have one problem.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 9: Exactly.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 6: Well said.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: Health is wealth. Indeed. All those other things that you hear.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: When you're a kid and on your birthday, you're Uncle
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: would say, oh, my wish for you is health. And
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: as a kid, you think, boring. What a dumb wish.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: Is there money in that wish?
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 6: Shake the card out.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: If I shake health, will 20 fall out?
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 8: I keep seeing ads, Greg, to your question about like
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 8: these multi-screening tests. We'll test for 65 things.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: That is so popular right now.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 13: Right.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: But I mean, if you want to.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 8: Like Greg and you're always thinking about how will I know?
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: And they say yes.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: But I also don't want to do it.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 10: They say yes. They'll always, always find something.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why they say don't get that full body MRI.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: You know, people can pay for that. You can go
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: and they'll, something will show up. Now, is it anything
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: to worry about? No, but the doctor's obligation is to
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: investigate to make sure that it is nothing. So you're
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: going to go through all this, what ends up being
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: unnecessary expense time and testing just to find out that it's,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: it's not a thing.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: I was listening to a podcast with Dr.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: Durbrow, sorry.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 10: And he was talking about something that did a scan of,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 10: And they kind of saw something, but the doctors were like, ah,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 10: we'll kind of wait on it and see how it
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 10: plays out. But the person was so obsessed with it.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 10: They're like, no, I want a biopsy. I want a biopsy.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 10: And so they did it and kind of like poked
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 10: an artery and the person died. And then they found
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 10: out it was just like a piece of fat.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, Greg.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 8: Joan Rivers died going in for plastic surgery.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 6: Didn't Kanye's mom too?
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 10: But she kept on ignoring it. because she really wanted surgery.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: They found my melanoma tumor because I kept having a
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: mole that bled and kept losing its skin.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 7: Oh, God.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's a pretty obvious sign, isn't it?
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: That's more obvious than.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: I told you, my mom, with her story, non-Hodgkin's lymphoma,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: and she was sitting on the couch. They were watching TV,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: and she was sitting on the couch, had her elbow
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: up on the arm of the couch, her hand behind
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: her head, and she kind of felt something like, well,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: what is that? And it ended up being, you know,
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: they biopsied it, and if she hadn't been sitting there,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: you're like, Who knows when she, if ever, she thought
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: maybe it was like a, you know, like something kind
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: of like ingrown hair, cyst, something like that.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: So get it looked into. That's what my mom has
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: always told me. She goes, hey, you know what? People
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: may call you crazy. But if you feel like something
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: might be off or something might be wrong, the worst
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: case scenario is you wasted a little bit of time
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: and a little bit of your money on a copay
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: to get something checked out. You find out you're okay?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: Because the worst would be you knew something was going on.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: You didn't get it looked into. And then they say, well,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: you know what? We caught it kind of late. You're like, man,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: I knew something was going on. For whatever reason, I
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: just blew it off. That was my question with. This
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: is not political, but Biden getting prostate cancer in his 70s.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: Isn't that something they've been tracking for a long time?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: Don't you get that checked every time you go to
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: the doctor? And is apparently so aggressive.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Damn.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: What's the one I'm thinking of? Is it prostate or.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 4: No, no.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: Because prostate is not the one word. Pancreatic.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 6: Pancreatic.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: I knew it was another P.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 6: And it's, that's the quote unquote worst because you can't
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 6: get there.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: To do anything about it.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 4: Until it's too late.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: You know, well, until later.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 11: Later stages.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 6: And now I think Menace brought this up that there's
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 6: been major advancements in that. So that's, that could be
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 6: a real game changer.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah. We had something more recently on that, which is cool.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: That whole, dude, the medical science stuff is, is really cool.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: There was another story. About, hold on.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: Experimental treatment using a patient's own genetically modified immune cells
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: eliminated all detectable signs of cancer in a three-year-old boy
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: whose liver cancer had spread to other parts of his body.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: So after two doses of the T-cell therapy, scans showed
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: no remaining signs of cancer, and the boy remains cancer-free
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: a year later. The fact that people can figure this
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: stuff out and how it was so cool. Right. Researchers
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: caution the result comes from a single patient early stage trial,
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: but it's encouraging evidence that the therapy may be effective
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: in certain solid tumors. I mean, it's so cool how
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: they can do that and they can figure that stuff.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 4: But let's have awards shows for actors.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 6: They need a good backpack.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: Stupid influencers, right? I did see it. It was so
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: very satisfying. I saw a video online. I showed you
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: guys where it's this. influencer who has all these followers,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: super popular online. And they are at one of these
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: fan expos where they have, you know, the tables, you
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: can get a signing or whatever. Just a ghost town.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: Empty room.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: No one is at their table.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: No one's coming back.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: They're just sitting there, and they brought all the pens,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: because I guess they figured they'd be signing just... Oh, yeah,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: you're going to need extra pens. Thousands of.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 8: They would run through Sharpie after Sharpie. Different colors for
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 8: different items.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and not one person's there.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: I mean, there's plenty of people there.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 6: Just not at his table.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: Nobody's at their booth. And it says... Just more proof
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: that being popular online does not mean anything in real life.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 10: And I get in situations like this a lot. And
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 10: I really got to thank our listeners because they're awesome.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 10: But I will go to events and like, you know,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 10: we advertise to get people to come out to stuff.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 10: At the same time, there'll be one of these influencers
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 10: there and nobody's there for them. And we get crapped
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 10: on so much for, you know. We're radio people and
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 10: they're like, oh, no one cares about these radio people.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 10: And then we have so many of our listeners show up.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 10: No one's showing up for this person who's getting paid
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 10: a lot of money.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: To be there. But really, who won? Because they got
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: paid more than you did to be there. Yeah, for sure.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: And meanwhile, you now have to talk to all these
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: people because they're there to see you. And you don't
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: have to sign anything.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 6: But we'll play the long game.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: Not only do they get paid more, they save so
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: much on Sharpies.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 4: I can just use that one for the next event.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 10: I mean, we do end up winning because then they're like,
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 10: people are like, oh, okay, you know what? The Woody Show,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 10: I'm going to hire them again to come out.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: What's the hook to a girl? 877-44-WOODY. Text us over
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: to 22987. We'll be right back. The Woody Show returns
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: right after these messages.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 4: Menace, in the movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding, what
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 4: did Tula's parents give her as a wedding gift?
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 10: Um, uh, um, uh, no job?
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 15: Uh, hell.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 10: I love America.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show. All right, well, to lighten everything... Lighten
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: the mood. It is time for radio's most immature game.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, Greg's favorite game we play here on
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: the show. It's time for Guess Who's Gas. It happened
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: by accident. Yeah.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 3: We're having a big serious conversation. Not the most pick-me-up
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: kind of conversation, but it was a necessary conversation in
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: its time and its day. And then I was like,
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: alright man, how do you transition.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 7: Out of this?
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, I know, I have something on my phone.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: So I had a recording of one that I cut.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: at uh at home i think it was i think
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: i think it was the black bean burgers that i
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: had yeah they brewed them up anyway so then um
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: i played it on the air and then we had
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: the listeners guess whose gas it was and it went
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: over so well oh worldwide uh that has been an
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: ongoing thing from time to time we don't do it
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: all the time it's just every once in a while
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: but uh it's time for radio's most immature game I
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: have ongoing homework for everybody who works here on the show.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: If you feel a good one brewing to capture its
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: sound and send it to me, and then I use
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: it for this game, I'll play you this week's sample.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: And then you just have to guess whose gas it is.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: And your options are Woody, Gina, Greg, Menace, Seabass. And
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: then we have Jeff G in the mix now because Sammy...
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: Yours don't make sound. She claims that hers don't make sound.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: Have they ever made a sound ever in your life?
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 4: Please.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but mostly they don't. That's impossible that it wouldn't.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 11: If they do, it's very unexpected, so I can't prepare
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 11: for it.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 10: I'm a lady.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 4: I mean, you poop a lot, though, don't you?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, yes.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 7: A lot.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 4: And there's never accidentally a sound?
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 11: No, as I'm saying, there is a sound sometimes, but
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 11: it's unexpected.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: Just let us record you in the bathroom.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 4: Right. That's where you do the homework.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: I have questions, but none that would not result in
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: going to HR. Because I'm just thinking like, you know.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: How is this possible?
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: How is this possible? I'm not talking about you at all, Sammy.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: I'm saying just in general. Like, that's why I would
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: think it would be impossible.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 6: Maybe some people have.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: Because everything is... squeak shut in that area which is
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: what makes that sound like the end of a balloon
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: and the air escapes like it just makes that sound
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 3: now if the end of the balloon was I don't
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: know wide set like a softball like a size it
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: wouldn't then it wouldn't make really even still there'd be
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: a sound of air yeah there'd be something I don't
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: know not talking about you Sammy I'm just talking out
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: loud yes please don't answer anything don't want that stupid
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: meeting All right, so we're ready to go. I think
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: we've got people lined up. All right, cool. Morgan's got
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 3: them all set.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 4: 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 3: Let's go and talk to our first contestant. Let's say
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: hello to Frankie. What's up, Frankie?
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: Frankie.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah, how you doing?
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: What do you show?
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: We're doing great. All right, so when you're ready, you're
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: going to say, hit me, and then we're going to
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: guess who's gas. Whenever you're ready.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 7: Hit me.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's a two-parter. Now, that one certainly makes sense.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure... I'm pretty sure I need to hear
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: that one again.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 4: Here we go.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: Sounds muddy.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 14: Yeah, it got wet at the end.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 4: Not quite finished. All right.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: So, Frankie, guess who's gas. Woody, Gina, Greg, Menace, Seabass,
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: or Jeff G? Menace. Show me Menace.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 7: All right, man.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 3: I was not sucking, Woody. You suck it, sir. Thank you, Frankie.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: Let's go to Letty. What's up, Letty?
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: Letty.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 3: Good morning. Good morning. Letty, are you ready to play
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: Guess Who's Guess?
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: All right, here we go. When you're ready, say hit me.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 13: Hit me.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 3: So Menace is off the table on this one. He
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: was already guessed. So now your options are Woody, Gina, Greg, Seabass,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: or Jeff G.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 7: Jeff G.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 8: I'm going to go with Jeff G.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: Jeff G does have IBS.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 4: True. Yep. Is it Jeff G?
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 10: No.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 9: I was talking about Bomber.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 7: Bomber.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 6: Good guess.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: All right, Letty, thank you for the call. I appreciate
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: you listening to The Woody Show. Let's say hi to Glenn. Glenn. Glenn, hi.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 15: Hi.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 4: Hey, what's up?
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: Hey, we're going to play Guess Who's Gas. When you're ready, say,
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: hit me.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: Hit me.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 7: A lot.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: Of bass to that one. All right, so your options now, Woody, Gina, Greg,
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: or Seabass. Guess who's gas.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: Greg.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: Show me Greg Gorey. Oh, wow.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: Disgusting.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: What the hell?
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 6: Good God.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 4: Sounds like pudding.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: Greg didn't send any additional notes on this one as
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: to what cooked this one up. This is from back
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: in May.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 4: Yuck.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: He sent this one way back in May. I just
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 3: named it the double hitter.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 4: One, two. Yeah, because it started out tight, and then
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 4: it kind of loosened up a bit.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: Something got knocked over.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 4: First one's just an appetizer.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 4: Delicious.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: I could knock over a patio umbrella.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I really could.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: All right, well, Glenn, congratulations, and you're the winner here on.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 4: Guess Who's Gasp.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was going to call that one the crime scene.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 3: Violent and sloppy. Sounds like shifting gears on a dirt bike.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: That definitely sounds like a bean and cheese burrito fart.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: All right, Glenn, thank you. Hang on one second, man.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 4: We'll get all your information, okay?
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 12: Cool, thanks.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: There we go.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 4: Cheers and jeers.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 3: Let's start with you, Jeff G.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: Cheers to my first ever iHeartRadio Music Festival.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 8: It was awesome.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 4: I've been working here eight years, and this is the
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 4: first one I've been to. It was great seeing all
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 4: the artists, all the iHeart people from around the country.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 4: We had a tremendous crew of talent.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 3: It was a lot of fun.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 17: You guys made it really easy to do our jobs
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 17: while we were there, which was really cool.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 4: But my favorite moment by far... It's watching how trashed
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 4: our bosses get. The Mucky Mucks, like, they turn up, man.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 4: It's open bar. Yeah, dude.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: Different areas where all the.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 4: It's a heavy pour.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like, where all the Mucky Mucks and stuff are
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 3: hanging out.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. I knew they were turnt when they yelled
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 4: at me from across the room, and I'm like, this
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 4: guy didn't know my name six months ago, man. This
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 4: is cool.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 10: It's open bar all day, too.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 10: Like, the start of the festival, all the way until probably, like,
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 10: 1 a.m.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 4: That's how life should be.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 4: That's my cheers. And my jeers. So we flew back
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 4: home on Southwest and I paid a few extra bucks
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 4: to sit in the front row. I had like a
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 4: credit on Southwest. So I used it to get like
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 4: little leg room.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 13: Right.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 17: So if, if I'm in the first row, Why am
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 17: I putting my luggage five rows back? The minute I
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 17: walk onto the plane, the first four rows of luggage
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 17: on both effing sides are already all.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 4: Whose luggage is that?
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 3: Thank you for joining. I'm in the first row, dude.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 6: This shouldn't be allowed.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 7: Greg.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 8: Jeff, thank you for joining First Class Complaints with Seabass.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: Am I boozy now? Were you the first on the
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 3: plane as well? No, I was in group two.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 4: So I think they do like, you know, pre-boarding and
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 4: then they give like some, they have some other special
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 4: name for people.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: Priority.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 6: Thank you.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 8: Fake wheelchair people.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 6: No, I paid for priority.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 10: And then also the stewardess, they use that for their
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 10: luggage too.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 4: What are they called?
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 3: The stewardess, I guess, or the flight attendant.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 4: Sorry.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, they'll put their stuff in there.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 8: If you're on a, I think this part of this
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 8: is Southwest is just kind of new to this whole
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 8: first class thing a little bit. Cause when you're on
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 8: like a real airline with real first class, the, the upfront,
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 8: the first class stewardess will watch those losers like a hawk.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 4: Yes, they will.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 3: But I think on Southwest, it's still kind of loosey-goosey,
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: anything goes.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 8: And therefore, the losers who want to sit in back
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 8: and just want to, I'll drop my bags off here
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 8: and I'll walk to my loser seat with the pours.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 16: Shit!
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 8: It's their little way of being a loser pour and
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 8: trying to stick it to you rich people up front.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: On Southwest. And we need to have better enforcement. Us
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: rich people, huh?
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 4: I would agree.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 6: On Southwest.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 17: The whole part that bothers me, too, is that then
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 17: they're pissed at me that I'm not getting off the
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 17: plane fast enough because I've got to go back.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 4: Five rows to get my luggage. That's hell.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 17: I'm like, hey, if you want to hand it to me,
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 17: I'll move, but I'm not moving until I get my luggage.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 6: How does that even work? How do you even go
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 6: backwards to get your crap when everyone's standing in the aisle?
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: Because you have to wait for everybody.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 4: Oh, no way.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 3: You've got to be like a salmon going upstream. You
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 3: wait for the break because someone's getting their stuff out
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: of the overhead. Now there's a break in the action,
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 3: so now let you move back five or six rows
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: before you then the flow starts coming again. You gotta
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: wait for another break.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 6: That's why I paid for priority.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 8: 20 bucks.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 5: 40 bucks.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 4: A plane is like the restroom at work where people
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 4: just go in it and lose their minds. They forget
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 4: how to act. They forget what to do. They don't
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 4: know how to count.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 8: Well, if you guys remember a year ago, I caught
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 8: a guy doing it and the stewardess didn't catch her
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 8: and I wrote him a note and I waited until
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 8: he was later in the mid-flight.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: I said, do I have a bomb?
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 8: I said, I wiped my poo hands on this note
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 8: and now it's on your bag. don't put your crap
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 8: up here again, essentially.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 3: There was one airline that was messing with the idea.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: I can't remember which one it was. So even if
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 3: you have a carry-on, before you get on board, you
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 3: put a color-coded tag based on where your seat is. Oh,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 3: that's smart. So if you're in rows one through... five
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: it's this color so like if they're looking for anything
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 3: that's not that color or doesn't have a tag doesn't
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: belong wait and then those come out and they go
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 3: bag where is this i can't remember which they're toying
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 3: with the idea that's a good idea this is a
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 3: thing and so you know they always every once in
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: a while we'll have a debate about all right well
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 3: we're thinking about boarding back to front we're going to
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: do all windows then all middles then all aisles Which
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 3: that would never go because people insist on getting on
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 3: the plane at the same time with whoever they're traveling with.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 3: I can't leave my wife alone. For five whole seconds.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: If we're going to board all the windows, then all
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 3: the middle and all the aisles, then that would mean
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 3: that people are split up just.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 4: Getting on the plane.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 3: You're going to reconvene in moments. Carrots.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 8: There was a stewardess a few flights ago who did
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 8: that because they got filled up up front where all
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 8: those cool people were. And she's like, who's the bag
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 8: is this?
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: And we pointed. Who's the bag?
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 8: And she took that bag out and walked it to
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 8: the back to shame that loser. Now, he should be
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 8: given like a six month ban or whatever, but they.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 3: Won't do that.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 4: I have a friend who's a flight attendant.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: Six-month ban. I support that.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 4: And passengers will show the boarding pass and ask, where
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 4: is this seat?
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 7: What?
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 4: Do you not know how to count?
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 6: Do you see the number?
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 4: I don't get it. People go onto a plane and
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 4: they lose their minds.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, true.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 4: Makes absolutely no sense.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 3: All right. And then Greg Gorey, cheers and jeers.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 4: So cheers to something that I've known has existed for
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 4: a long time, but I've never listened to a full
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 4: episode of the Smart List podcast.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 10: Oh, it's great.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 4: With Will Arnett, Sean Hayes, and Jason Bateman. I walked
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 4: into a dermatologist appointment wearing a Depeche Mode shirt and
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 4: the dermatologist said, oh my God, I love Depeche Mode.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 4: Did you listen to them when they were on SmartList?
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 4: I said, what?
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 3: They did?
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 4: I've never listened. So I went back and listened to it.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 4: Apparently this was three years ago. And to hear stars
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 4: like legit Will Arnett and Sean Hayes were freaking out.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 4: that Dave and Martin from Depeche Mode were on their show.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 4: They knew everything about the band. Will Arnett is so
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 4: musically literate. He knew so much about that era of music.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 4: It was such a good listen. So fascinating. And I
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 4: would venture to say the best interview of Depeche Mode
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 4: that I've ever heard.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 3: I mean, they're real fans. And you're a real fan.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 4: Yes. And to hear... Sean Hayes talking, like he was shaking.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 4: He was so geeked out.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: He was so enjoyable. Are they talking about the music though?
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 3: Or are they talking about other stuff? Like their life.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 4: It was very music heavy, but also just everyday stuff,
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 4: behind the scenes stuff. It was really a good listen.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 4: I loved it.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 10: You enjoyed the Smart List HBO show when they followed
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 10: them around.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was called Smart List on the Road. That
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 4: was a lot of fun. But I never sat down
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 4: and just listened to an entire episode.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 10: And you and I enjoyed them ripping on Jason Bateman.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 4: And his diet.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 10: And his diet and how pain in the ass he was.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 4: He's got so many dietary restrictions.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he's tortured so great you're saying surprise Depeche Mode
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 8: interviews are really interesting absolutely turn around behind.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: You I wish I wish I like I like the
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: interviews where they talk to people who are I mean
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 3: how many more questions about their own music can you
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 3: ask a band like Depeche Mode right right like let's
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 3: get into some other stuff let's talk about these other
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 3: things I find those the people who have the ability
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: to do interviews like that and get answers out of
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: you know whoever the the person being interviewed, celebrity, whatever
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 3: they're famous for. Like getting that kind of like deeper
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 3: insight or like, okay, they've been asked the same question
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: a thousand times.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 4: They have.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 3: Like what else?
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 4: This was more of like their origin story. It was
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 4: revealed that Martin Gore once went to a taping of
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 4: Will & Grace and they went backstage and told Sean Hayes,
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 4: who played Jameson, hey, Martin Gore's in the audience, and
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 4: he kind of threw him.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 3: See, that's what I'm talking about. That's the more interesting stuff.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there was a lot of stuff from their olden
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 4: days and how they formed. It was so good. I
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 4: loved it. And sadly, Jason Bateman said almost nothing during
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 4: this interview because it was all about Will Arnett And
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 4: Sean Hayes being such geeked out fans to have them
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 4: on the show. So that's very good. Cheers to that.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 3: Cheers.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 4: And I sent Woody and Gina a photo to the
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 4: girl who ruined a fine dining experience simply by having
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 4: the world's biggest nose ring. And I couldn't not stare
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 4: at it.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: Simply by existing.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 4: It was so big. Just by existing, it ruined my meal.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 4: It was so annoying. And a preemptive comment to people
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 4: who say... Well, what about a little tiny diamond stud?
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 4: That's like saying, hey, do you want to get stabbed
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 4: by a knife? But what if you just get stabbed
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 4: by a little knife? No, I don't want either. It
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 4: looks terrible.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 3: You look terrible.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 4: It was so distracting.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 6: It was like a bull ring.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 4: So big.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 3: You weren't having the meal with this bird. They were
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 3: at a different table?
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 4: Nope, but she ruined my day. Simply by, I mean... Disgusting.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 3: Was this a ring, septum piercing? Show the picture to
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 3: a bull ring. Okay, that is worse. Gigantic. That is
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 3: pretty aggressive.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 8: I'll tell you what's worse than that, Greg, and I'm
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 8: sure you've seen it, is when they connect the nose
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 8: ring and the septum piercing with a chain to their.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 3: Ear or something. Oh, this is a fad.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 8: You will look back on this in 15 years, like
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 8: Bell Bottoms or The Pet Rock, and you will shudder
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 8: at how stupid you were.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 4: And then these are the people that look in the
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 4: mirror before they go out for the day and go, yep,
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 4: Looks good.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 6: That's the look.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 4: Are you clinically insane?
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 3: And by the way, you weren't doing this 10 years ago.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 8: Because it wasn't a fad. You're a stupid sheep who's
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 8: following the herd.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 4: I know. I shouldn't look.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 10: One of your really good friends.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, I know.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 3: Wait, does she still have it?
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 15: Uh-huh.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, she does?
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 3: And she's had it for what?
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 4: She's had, well, she has two. She had the bull ring,
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 4: which she took out, but she still has the, Little
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 4: stud thing.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 3: And you never bring it up?
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 4: I've told her that it needs to go.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 3: I mean, having an opinion one way or the other
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 3: is one thing.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 3: But the fact that it ruined your meal.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 4: I'm being hyperbolic slightly.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 3: It ruined your night out.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 6: It definitely distracted you.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 4: The way she was sitting was angled right where my
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 4: face was facing.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, damn it. You had to sit there
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 4: and now I have to look at this disgusting wobbling thing. Which.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 4: Like flinging in and out like. It was so big
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 4: that it wouldn't even sit still. Ew.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 6: Flapping around.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 3: And people are like, oh, don't look at it. Well,
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 3: if it's in my face, I'm kind of forced to.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 4: I was forced to. You were. Yeah, it was bad.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 3: The name of the podcast, I'm going to text. The
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 3: name of the podcast was The Smartless Podcast.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, very good listen. For all I know, all of
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 4: them are great. They are. But this one in particular.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 6: Because they have that same banter, yeah.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 4: It was really good.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 18: 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 3: Text us, like all these other people are doing over here,
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 3: to 22987619, saying, Billy Corgan seemed like a douche to
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 3: Woody this past weekend when I was watching. No, he
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 3: wasn't at all.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 4: No, he was so nice.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 4: He was super cool to you, man.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 3: What? Where did they catch that?
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 4: Eight feet tall.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 3: Well, if you're watching, you know, like on Hulu or,
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 3: I don't know, I didn't see how the coverage ended
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 3: up looking.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: That's weird.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 3: Because he was super cool. Yeah. No, he was mega cool.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 3: And you know what? I'll be honest. Years ago, I
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 3: was working in Chicago, so Billy Corgan's hometown, right? And
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 3: so he's just always around. And they're like, oh, Billy
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 3: wants to come in and talk about whatever it is.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 4: I go, ah.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 3: Because I'd never spent any time. And I just heard
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 3: different things. And I'm like, oh, man. Or some of
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 3: the times you see he might have a take on something, whatever,
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 3: and it drives people nuts. And they go, oh, well,
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 3: so-and-so is a jerk. I go, ah, I don't know.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 3: I wasn't really excited about him coming in. He came in,
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 3: he spent like three hours. He was so much fun. Yeah.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 3: And he was very cool. And it was, it was,
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 3: it's one of the more memorable for me of all
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 3: the different people that, you know, we've talked to or
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 3: I've had on shows that I've been a part of.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 3: He was great. And I thought he was great at the,
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 3: at the iHeart Festival. He was super cool. And they, man,
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 3: they have these bands, they have these artists doing so
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 3: many things.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 3: So they're going from one thing to the next thing
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 3: to the next thing. Everything is like very quick and
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 3: abbreviated because they, They had a thousand different things.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 6: Super quick.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 3: And it would be very easy for someone to like,
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 3: you know, lose their patience or, you know, have an
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 3: attitude or whatever. And he was cool.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 10: And we're playing games backstage with Weezer and like the
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 10: band members were being really, really cool.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 4: They were so funny.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 10: Because I didn't know like, okay, how's this going to
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 10: play out? We're like telling the band play games with,
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 10: you know.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 6: They loved it. They were super cool.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 3: And they were really, really awesome. You know who else
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 3: was very nice was Megan Lawless.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 4: She was awesome, dude. From Obsession.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Really, really cool.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she was very sweet. She was very nice.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she hung out all night, man. I seen her
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 4: in the casino later on that night, too. Trying to
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 4: remember who.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 3: I did an intro for one of the bands.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 4: Oh, Weezer.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 3: Was it Weezer?
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, with her.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she was awesome. She was very nice. It's huge.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 4: Are you kidding?
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 3: I don't know what I did to deserve this algorithm.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show. So a couple things. So, Piers Morgan
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 3: had that AI actress, Tilly Norwood, on his show. Now,
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 3: what I do, they always put the actress in parentheses.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 3: It's AI, right? And during the interview, another guest, another actor,
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 3: Tom Conti, asked him a... I'm sorry, asked.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 4: What did it say?
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 3: I guess you would call it... Asked her a question?
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 11: Sure.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 3: Asked it. Would that be right?
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 4: That's what we call.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 3: He asked the AI actress a question and here's what
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 3: happened there.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 15: Are the other actors real actors or are they computer-generated images?
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 11: They're all digital twins, just like me.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 18: Tilly, if I could just ask you a question, you
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 18: suddenly seem to be speaking Chinese completely randomly for no reason.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 4: Why did you do that?
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 9: Oh, my apologies.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 11: It seems I had a little hiccup there.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 9: I certainly didn't mean to start speaking Chinese or impersonate peers.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 11: Sometimes my wires get a bit crossed, you know?
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 3: How many R's in strawberry?
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 8: How many people are secretly programming AI is what Menace
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 8: is thinking.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 3: We know what's going on there. There was another time
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 3: she gave the exact same answer to a different follow-up question,
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 3: but that was at least in English.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 4: That's bizarre.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 4: A little hiccup.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 3: It's getting pretty good, though, man.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 10: I was watching this little mini TV show on Instagram.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 10: And it looks like a $ 300 million budget movie.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 3: It's crazy.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 10: And the dialogue is perfect and everything.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 18: Right.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 8: And the CG is where this is going to be
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 8: the biggest thing. We're going to still want to see
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 8: real people, but things that took tens of millions of
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 8: dollars to make, Lord of the Rings style stuff. Jurassic Park.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 3: It'll be a snap. I was watching a bunch of
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 3: different stuff about the news, like the production of news itself.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 3: There are more than a few stations doing this where
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 3: they have the anchor- like the actual news anchor for
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 3: the 6 o'clock news, sitting there, and it's a one-man band. Dude,
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 3: I saw this.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 6: It gave me such anxiety.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 3: So they are delivering the story on camera, but then
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 3: in front of them, it's much like I'm sitting here
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 3: right now. It's all the controls for all the different sources.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 3: Like right now where I'm sitting, I can see a
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 3: couple different places where we keep audio. I can see
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 3: where all the phone calls are coming up. I can
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 3: see whatever is happening on the air, all the library
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 3: of things that we could put on the air. some
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 3: more sound library stuff, and then, of course, texting. And
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 3: then I'm running all the individual microphone levels and sound
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 3: levels and different things as the show is going on.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 3: So I'm doing this, and I'm watching these people freak
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 3: out about it. This is unacceptable! Because they're doing the news,
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 3: but then they're also cutting to the clips. Like, we
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 3: have so-and-so on the scene, and then they push the button,
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 3: and it fires that reporter's clip from the scene. All right,
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 3: back to you in the studio. And then she picks
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 3: up with the next story.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 3: It's called what Radio DJ's been forever.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 6: Well, that's the thing.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 3: The TV's always had a billion people to do every
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 3: little thing for them.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 6: They don't even have hair and makeup anymore, you guys.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 3: They have to.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 6: Do it themselves.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 3: I'm watching this going, dude, I've done that every day
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 3: for 30 years. I think the only difference is that them...
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 3: staying focused on looking forward.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 6: It's that too. Like I did that when I anchored
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 6: news radio and it's stressful, but you get used to it.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 6: But nobody told me I had to look hot, like
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 6: doing like that extra layer of like, I'm a new,
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 6: you know, I'm on TV and running all that stuff.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 6: I don't like it.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 3: But then, okay. So that's one thing. And then the
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 3: other part of it was there is a station. I
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 3: believe it's in North Carolina. They got rid of everybody.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 3: So all the anchors altogether, and it's just an AI generated. Oh,
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 3: Like 6 o'clock news.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, cool. Looks like a person, though.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 3: No, it doesn't even look like a person. They just
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 3: have basically B-roll or stuff they went out and got
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 3: the video for, for the local house fire. And then
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 3: it's an AI voiceover giving the details of what happened.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 8: The logical extension of this is eventually they're not going
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 8: to employ anyone. They'll just scrape Nextdoor app, the Citizen app.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 8: And just use those reports as, quote, the facts of
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 8: what's happening.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 3: But at that point, is anybody even watching that? I mean,
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 3: I know the numbers for, like, the local news broadcasts have, like,
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 3: they've taken a pretty steep hit.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean, they have to do this because they
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 10: can't afford it. Because they don't have advertising.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 3: Dollars coming in.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 10: Right, they're not doing this because they want to. Yeah,
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 10: they'd rather have 10 million people in there because then...
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 10: uh more craft services and stuff you.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 8: Know yeah well then the question is how am i
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 8: going to know what's going on you know local government
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 8: you know no one's going to be covering the city
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 8: council meeting.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 3: This guy uh he was doing a whole thing about
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 3: this too about in English language news in the United States.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 3: She's completely degenerate.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 14: AI news anchor Leah will be part of its news programming.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 14: My name is Fernando and I cover U.S.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 3: Latinos.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 14: So media company Intravision operates 49 TV stations across the country.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 14: They're actually the largest affiliate group of Univision and Unimas.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 14: So last month I made a video about how Intravision
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 14: was expanding its AI co-hosted radio show to more markets. Well,
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 14: this month, the company launched Intravisión Ahora, a new streaming
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 14: channel featuring real anchors and one AI-generated one. Her name
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 14: is Leah, which stands for Latina Inteligencia Artificial.
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 3: Isn't that crazy? And when you watch it, she doesn't
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 3: look any different than the human actual anchors. So it's
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 3: like the human anchors, and there's this one, Leah.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and so I was talking to a friend of
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 10: mine that works in radio. And she, and they said
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 10: that like, even the increased listening, uh, has increased 40%
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 10: with the, the AI co-host.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 4: And, um, and I was.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 3: Talking about that.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 10: They're like, oh yeah, you know, my, uh, my Latino family,
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 10: they don't care about if somebody's AR or not. They
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 10: think they like it. They think it's fun. Yeah.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 4: They love playing with AI. Most important question, because it
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 4: is a requirement for all Latina TV show hosts. Is
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 4: she hot?
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 8: Hell yeah.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 3: Wait, so that is a preference based on ethnicity?
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 4: No, but.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 3: So everybody else thinks AI kind of sucks for these
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 3: kind of things, but... No, I'm just....
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 10: Like I said, you're covering the Spanish stations. So the
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 10: Spanish stations have embraced this. And so I'm just asking
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 10: like how it was going. And that was the response
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 10: that I got.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 3: Because they think it's fun.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 10: Like, in other words, like art, their audience, their audience,
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 10: which would be that.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. Yeah. That's what, what is it?
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 3: What did you think? I said, no, no.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 10: Seabass was trying to chime in. Like, Ooh, trying to.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 3: Make it saying they have lower standards for you. No,
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 3: that's what he's trying. I was, I was asking a
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 3: legit question.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 10: That's what he's trying to imply.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 3: Cause he's a dick.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 8: Well, it's true. This is, again, this is the red pill,
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 8: blue pill. Some people, man, church face like steak to me,
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 8: and they're just not going to care.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's what we've been saying, right, Seabass?
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 8: Well, again, I do have a problem when it comes
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 8: down to actual local reporting because those are people who
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 8: are investigating, like I said, city council stuff, things like that.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 8: And that's where– and a lot of times, let's take
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 8: all this fraud that's happening all over the country.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 3: Is it the news?
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 8: Usually other people that cover that stuff, investigative reports, Dateline,
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 8: et cetera, et cetera.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 3: And when those when those budgets go away, who's going
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 3: to do that work? Yeah, there's not a lot of
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 3: that going on.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 8: Well, it may be these little independent journalists, Pablo Torre,
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 8: for instance, in sports. He did a lot of the
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 8: Bill Belichick stuff and the Kawhi Leonard stuff. So it
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 8: may just be it goes from your local news to
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 8: little independent journalists.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 3: There was this one guy. He was doing a bunch
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 3: of investigation into fraud on the state government level or whatever,
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 3: and then they were trying to pass something to get–
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 3: I think they even named it after you. Well, that's
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 3: how they brand it.
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 3: So that's very political. But Nick Shirley's the guy you're
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 3: talking about.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 6: Is that his name?
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 8: But he was he was legit. And then what do
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 8: you know? The feds made a bunch of arrests of
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 8: people who were scamming the system.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 3: So it's real. And people hate him because of his politics.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 3: Is that what it is?
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 4: Make it illegal to investigate fraud as opposed to go
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 4: after the fraud.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 6: Would you consider him like a far right dude?
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 8: Well, he's been embraced by those people because he's uncovering experiences.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 8: fraud on the far left. So, of course, they're going
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 8: to circle the wagons.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 7: On one side.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 6: Because that's what I'm trying to categorize him.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 3: Well, he's too young. He said, I wasn't. I just
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 3: saw fraud. But again, it gets political because that's how
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 3: it has to be. I don't care where the fraud's
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 3: coming from. If we're the ones who are getting ripped off,
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 3: I'd like to know about that. Thank you.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 4: Please. It's our money.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 1: 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 3: Text us over to 229-87. More Woody shows coming up.
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show will return. The Woody Show.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 4: Well, my name is Woody. That is Greg Gorey. Roy Wood.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 3: Menace. What is up?
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 7: Hi.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 3: Gina Graham.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 6: Hi.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 3: Phones open 877-44-WOODY. Text over to 22987. Seabass, I would
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 3: like to get your opinion on this. I am prepared.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 3: A lot of people have been talking about it. And
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 3: it keeps popping up and like whack-a-mole. I keep like, like, no, no, no, no, no.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 3: This woman thinks that the grocery store that she goes
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 3: to is scamming her. Oh, no, that's that's bad.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 3: Here we go.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 16: Every single week with my groceries, when it asks me
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 16: if I want cash back, I always say yes. And
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 16: I get my fifty dollars back. So every week I
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 16: look up on the little screen and see how much
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 16: money I saved from all my coupons. And usually it's
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 16: about like $ 50 to $ 60. So I always press $ 50
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 16: when it asks if I want the cash back. So PSA,
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 16: if you did not know this, when you ask for
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 16: cash back, it is not giving you the cash back
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 16: of the money that you saved from your order, like
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 16: from the store. It is taking it straight out of
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 16: your checking account.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 3: Now, why do I keep whack-a-mole-ing this, Seabass?
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 4: Because.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 3: Because either she's so stupid or she's lying. One of
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 3: the two.
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah, she's not ready for engagement.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 1: It's not.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 3: It's come out. It's just not.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 8: Right. The first thing I do nowadays when I see
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 8: stuff like this, because it's the impulse is, oh, let's
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 8: make fun of this idiot. But people know this. And
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 8: so they say they intentionally set themselves up as the idiot.
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 3: OK, so let's say you went, Greg. There's been plenty
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 3: of things, right, that you don't, you know, that you
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 3: mess up. You don't understand.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 5: Sure.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 3: You mean to tell me once you realize just how
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 3: dumb you were. The first thing you do is you
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 3: run online and post a video about it.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 4: I'm that dumb.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 3: Or if you did, you'd be like, all right, guys,
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 3: I've been doing something really stupid.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 4: I didn't realize I was taking it out of your plan.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it'd be like a self-reported bitch be tripping. And look,
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 3: Greg's done this with.
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 8: Famously, cats are female.
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 3: Greg thought that up until he was about 37 years old,
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 3: he thought that all domestic house cats were female.
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 6: How would that work?
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 3: He thought that all suppositories were metal.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Never used one, never saw one.
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 9: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 6: Metal?
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 4: Well, because the first time I ever heard of a
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 4: suppository was Woody explaining it, because I can't remember why
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 4: you had one.
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 3: It was like a Preparation H. It was a hemorrhoid suppository.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 3: And I said, what is a suppository?
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 4: Whoa, whoa, back up. What is that? And he's like, oh,
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 4: it's something you put in you, and it's shaped like
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 4: a bullet. So I figured metal.
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because the suppositories for the Preparation H stuff, they're
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 3: contoured to make it easier to slide right in.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 6: Get on in there.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 8: But again, with any of these things, I instantly throw
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 8: it into AI and say, is this real?
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 3: And it'll go through.
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 8: And it's actually very good at this. It'll go, oh,
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 8: this is a comedy or a parody account.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 3: And it didn't correct.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 6: But either she's a great actress or she's that dumb.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 6: Because she doesn't sound like she's trolling. She's like, you guys.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 15: No.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 3: No, she's definitely.
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 8: Like these TikTokers have learned how to do it.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah. That's what he just said. He figured
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 3: it out. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 6: She sounds real.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 9: Like, she believes it.
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 3: Thing ever is to get comments. To get comments.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 10: To people to comment on something, and then that just, like,
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 10: puts you out there even more.
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 6: Well, that's the way you want to get famous.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 8: Gina raises a good point. Okay, so step one, everyone's
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 8: calling me an idiot.
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 3: Step two?
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 6: Profit?
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, if it's monetized, then you probably get
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 3: a check.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 4: Off of it.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 3: I mean, but one time. One time.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 4: Fool me once.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 3: Now what?
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah, fool me once sort of thing.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but you see, like, TikTokers all the time that have, like,
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 10: constant fake content and they just keep it going.
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah as i said last time this came up there
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 8: was a guy in radio who did this for years
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 8: but he was did he did it well he did
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 8: the same thing phil henry no no he did it
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 8: no he was a genius there's a difference between art
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 8: and that like there's the difference between a great painting
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 8: or great music and that and that's garbage yeah what
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 8: phil henry did was genius okay.
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 3: So here here here's another one got sent to us
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 3: a ton by all these people like oh man this
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 3: is perfect for you guys have you seen this story
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 3: Have you seen this story? And then you go, and
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 3: I click the link, and I look at it, and
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 3: all these comments, and I'm like, oh, my God. And
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 3: the people who are leaving the comments, they certainly just
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 3: believe anything they see online. Headline. Wienerschnitzel employee caught pleasuring
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 3: herself with corn dog while on the clock. First of all,
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 3: the headline alone should tell you that it's not real.
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 3: No news organization would publish that.
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 3: Here's the story. A Wienerschnitzel employee in suburban Ohio... is
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 3: facing charges after police say she was caught using one
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 3: of the restaurant's corn dogs in an inappropriate sexual manner
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 3: during her shift. Officers were called to the fast food
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 3: restaurant Wednesday afternoon after a co-worker entered the employee-only food
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 3: prep area and reported seeing the worker engaged in a
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 3: lewd act with a corn dog taken from the warming tray.
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 4: And see, these.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 8: Were big when we first started the show here. These
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 8: were big.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 3: It was very popular. It was like worldwidenews.net and these
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 3: things would spread. There was a guy who had all
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 3: this crazy stuff going on and they found out he
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 3: was living in the attic of a Walmart. What Walmart
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 3: have you ever seen?
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 6: That has an attic?
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 3: There would be an attic.
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 8: And they copy and paste some random mugshot of some maniac.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 8: And there were stupid people, people who worked in broadcasting
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 8: who believed it, morons who worked on this show who
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 8: are dumb idiots.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 3: Who would give us every week.
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 4: Check this guy out.
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 3: Can you believe it? This woman took a corn dog
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 3: and crammed it in her blah, blah, blah.
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 8: Investigators said the worker co-alerted the supervisor the employee was
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 8: taken to the manager's office.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 4: Until police arrived.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 3: Officers later reviewed internal security footage. which they said appeared
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 3: to support the report.
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 10: See, there's way better ways of doing this to get
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 10: engagement online without having to lie to people. Like, for example,
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 10: when we were covering the iHeartRadio Music Festival and I
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 10: posted on the Woody Show Instagram account, it's called the
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 10: carousel where there's multiple photos and videos, right? I purposely
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 10: put Cardi B first in the first thing that you
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 10: saw because you would see her butt. I knew people
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 10: were going to comment on her butt which would generate
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 10: all the comments, would.
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 3: Get the engagement.
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 8: But that was real photo or video of Cardi B's butt.
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was real video.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 6: Oh, it doesn't have to be photoshopped.
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 10: I instantly knew that people were going to start commenting
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 10: on it. You know, you don't have to come up
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 10: with these fake stories. You just got to be smarter
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 10: about it.
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 3: So with the police, let's assume for the sake of argument, right,
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 3: that this really happened. Mm-hmm. Would the police be called
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 3: or they just fire? Get out of here. Throw the
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 3: corn dogs away and then make a new fresh batch.
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 4: Start a whole batch. Yeah.
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 3: Like you're not calling the cops.
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 4: You're firing.
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 3: Police said the employee was arrested on misdemeanor charges, public indecency,
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 3: disorderly conduct, food tampering. Here's the this is what the
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 3: there's the main headline from the quote news source. Very clearly,
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 3: this is like an AI... Yeah, but... Put a woman
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 3: in a Wienerschnitzel. Let me show you what I did.
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 3: I did the same thing. Look at this one. Okay. Oh, jeez.
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow. Oh, Sammy.
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 6: Sammy's measuring herself with a corn dog and smiling about it?
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 3: I'm sharing that.
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 10: That's incredible.
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 8: I just could not control myself.
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 5: Wow, Sammy.
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 9: It's so fun, you know?
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 3: Just show us how easy it is. Here, boom.
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 4: There you go.
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 3: Here, put this person in a Wienerschnitzel uniform.
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 3: Wait, so they both did that?
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 3: Like, Sammy, like, where's the hookup on the gift cards?
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 3: I'm showing how easy it is.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 6: I understand.
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 8: You would say, like, okay, wherever you saw that, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, whatever,
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 8: they should have, like, an AI-generated warning underneath it.
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 10: Oh, they're starting to do that on Facebook and Instagram.
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 3: And I think people just don't pay attention to those.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 4: They don't.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 3: It's very small font.
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 4: Some of them say, like, no AI content.
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 3: They're like, I'll share this. It's very small font. Yeah,
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 3: so before you go sending it to us again, there
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 3: you go. That one's not real either. And again, just
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 3: a real quick, you take that, you throw it in,
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 3: you can throw that into the A, or just into
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 3: a regular Google search, and it'll tell you that it's
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 3: not real.
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 10: But back to what Seabass said, it's just common sense.
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 10: The title alone, the headline alone tells you this is
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 10: not real.
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 3: Wiener Schnitzel employee caught pleasuring herself with corndog while on
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 3: the clock. If it was off the clock.
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right. She went on her day off. Yeah.
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 1: This is The Woody Show.
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 3: So competitive eater Joey Chestnut, he just won a competition.
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 3: He ate 21 and a quarter pounds of poutine in
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 3: 10 minutes.
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 8: I know we've talked about this, but how does a
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 8: human body add 21 pounds of anything?
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 3: And that's down from the 26 pounds of poutine he
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 3: ate last year.
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 15: Wow.
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 3: What is poochie? Which he blamed partly on.
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 6: Fries and cheese curds and gravy.
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 3: Cold weather. He said that it made the gravy and
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 3: the fries harder to swallow. Eh, congealed. Yeah, with 21
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 3: and a quarter pounds, he won the competition $ 9, 500. Yeah.
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 10: Joey, he's an animal, man. That guy parties hard.
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 3: Did he beat his case? I know that he had
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 3: a little.
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 8: Oh, someone said he beat him, like some domestic violence thing.
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 4: I'm not sure.
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't follow all the Joey Chestnut. I hear
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 3: about them like once a year for sure.
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 3: With the Nathan's thing.
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 9: Fourth of July.
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 3: Fourth of July. And then every once in a while
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 3: you get something like this.
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 3: And that'll be it.
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 4: That'll be it.
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 3: And is Fat Sammy just pretending not to be Fat Sammy?
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 3: She doesn't know what poutine is?
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 7: I don't know what it is.
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 6: It's Canadian.
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 10: We spent a whole weekend talking about it once when.
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 3: We were in Alaska.
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 11: I don't think I was with you when that happened.
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 8: So French fries, gravy, cheese curds, and then you can
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 8: throw it, you can top.
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 3: It in.
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 6: Any other stuff.
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 8: It's an ultimate fat, one of the fattest meals, yes.
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 3: Meta says being fat will be a choice soon. It will.
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 3: I mean, isn't it always a choice?
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but like extra choice. Like I used to, I mean,
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 10: I'm a former fatty, so I'm not fat shaming anybody,
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 10: but you know, With all these different weight loss drugs
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 10: and everything that eventually it will be a choice because
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 10: you used to be like behind the eight ball with
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 10: your genetics and all kinds of stuff like that. And
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 10: I get it working out. It's like super, super sucks
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 10: and it's hard.
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 3: And yeah. And yeah.
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 10: And the cost of the drugs were super expensive. But, dude,
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 10: I don't know if you guys have been hearing about
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 10: this thing. And it's, like, kind of rampant around people
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 10: that I've been talking with. Is that new Retta stuff?
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 7: Retta.
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 6: Resetitude or whatever.
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 3: Not familiar.
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 10: It is kind of taking over from, like, the peptides thing.
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 10: And it was about to be put out by Eli Lilly.
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 10: I might not have, like, all the information correct. But
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 10: they had the compound, and some other people started picking
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 10: it up and just started putting it out already.
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 3: So it's just another fat loss drug?
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I told you about it a few months ago.
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 10: But it's on another level where now they have made
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 10: even more advancements where basically you'll have muscle.
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 3: So you'll be ripped without even working out. Like, eventually,
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 3: within the next three or four years. Because, like, right now,
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 3: the Wagovis and the Zetbounds, like, you will lose weight,
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 3: but you're also losing muscle when you're taking those, right?
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 3: So with this one, it does the weight loss, but
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 3: you're maintaining your muscle?
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 10: You're maintaining muscle, and then they said eventually you will
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 10: build muscle with.
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 4: It, too.
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 9: Just from the pill?
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 6: I have friends that are on it, and they get
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 6: it from.
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because.
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 4: Some guy who's talking like this.
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 6: Exactly.
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 10: But they love it. Yeah, eventually Eli Lilly will.
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 3: Put it out.
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 6: It was supposed to be by the end of this year.
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what happened was.
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 10: Now, again, I don't have all the information right, but
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 10: they found that it actually decreases cancer cells.
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 4: with it.
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 3: So they kind of have to say that. Yeah. I'm convinced.
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm taking Zetbound. I'll tell you, I'm not
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 3: a former fatty. I'm still a current fatty. I'm less fatty,
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 3: but I'm still a current fatty. I'm not walking around like, Oh, look,
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 3: I'm not fat anymore. No, I'm certainly fat. I still
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 3: take the Zetbound. Um, I, I can't help, but think,
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 3: this has got to be giving me cancer right now.
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 3: Is it worth it for being, you know, less fat?
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 4: I mean, it is.
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 3: Well, there's a certain age at which being that fat,
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 3: it's a death sentence. Right. If it was, you're taking
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 3: your risk of what, because there's always a side effect, right?
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 3: It's never, you're going to lose weight and you're going
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 3: to gain muscle and there's no, there's no risk whatsoever.
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 3: There's got to be some kind of risk. Even with
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 3: working out, there's a risk. You could like, really injure
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 3: yourself or blow out your knees doing things the wrong way.
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 3: Maybe you have an undiagnosed heart condition. People who are
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 3: like running all the time, like they destroy their body. Yep.
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 3: But with the running, yes.
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 3: There's these benefits to it, but like from a structural,
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 3: like they're, they're the ones who are getting their knees,
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 3: you know, shredded and needing knee replacements and things. Oh,
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 3: I've been jogging my whole life.
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 6: Like my husband.
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 3: Like your husband.
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 3: So there's always, even when you're doing something, quote, healthy,
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 3: there's a flip side to it.
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 10: But I think that with any drugs, yeah, there has
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 10: to be some kind of side effect.
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I wonder, like, where, okay, so you lose
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 3: a bunch of weight, but you're, like, somehow now you're
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 3: ripped and you didn't do one exercise? Like, that's deal
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 3: with the devil sound.
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why they say that.
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 10: That's the stuff that Greg's been wanting.
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 4: I've been dreaming of that my whole life.
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 6: They always say there's no free lunches in nature, so
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 6: even if you get ripped, you're gonna get, like, gills
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 6: and a.
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 3: Well, no lunch is a way to lose weight.
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 9: That's true.
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 3: Is this pill form or injection? It's injection.
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 6: I have a contact if you're interested.
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 10: But eventually that it will be in pill form. The
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 10: doctors that I was listening to talk about it, they're like, yeah,
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 10: this is a total game changer when it comes to it.
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 3: I personally am not going to.
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 10: Get it from people that are like, you know, stealing
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 10: the compound and making it on their own.
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 3: I'll wait for Eli Lilly to put it out. Wouldn't
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 3: there have been like a patent on it or something?
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 10: Yeah, they're actually, Eli Lilly or Legia or whoever came
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 10: up with it is suing all these people that are
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 10: putting out this stuff.
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 3: 562 says, Menace is wrong about Retta. I want to
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 3: call in and talk about it.
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 3: Jeff, you want to get him on the phone?
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 4: Here's what I'm seeing.
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 3: Again, I don't know everything.
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 8: No, no, I would be interested. I think his men
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 8: hear more about it. Like I said, still fat, would
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 8: like to be less fat. The muscle thing, I'm not
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 8: seeing anything about that. I'm seeing that it works like
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 8: a GLP-1.
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 6: They call it a GLP-3.
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 10: Again, there was a part that got taken out when I,
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 10: what I said was they believe that this RETA thing
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 10: within the next three or five years will start doing
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 10: the muscle thing.
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 3: Not currently.
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 8: Well, that would have to be a different compound though.
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 8: It wouldn't be this retrotruthine. That would have to be
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 8: this plus something else. On top of the retrotruthine. Right,
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 8: but as it is now, it does not.
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 3: This RETA is just another weight loss?
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 8: So yeah, GLP-1 also has a metabolic booster, which helps
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 8: with insulin release and digestion.
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 15: Right.
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 8: And then something else here about breaking down fats and stuff.
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 3: Miracle.
• 1:57:49
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but I want the muscle version. To be clear,
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 8: that does not exist yet.
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 3: Let's switch gears. Mark Nelson hits us up on Instagram
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 3: and says, please debate this. There are five different sides.
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 3: You can only pick two.
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 3: Your choices are potato salad, coleslaw. Oh, it's those kinds
• 1:58:07
  Speaker 3: of sides.
• 1:58:07
  Speaker 4: Mac and cheese, baked beans.
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 3: Or collard greens. So potato salad, coleslaw, baked beans, mac
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 3: and cheese, collard greens. You can only pick two. Which
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 3: two do you pick?
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 8: Well, my question is, is anyone not picking mac and cheese?
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 3: That's number one.
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 4: Like I'm envisioning a certain meal, like, In general, I
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 4: like mac and cheese.
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 3: And potato salad. Forget what the main thing, like you
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 3: just can pick two.
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 4: Of these things.
• 1:58:35
  Speaker 6: As long as it's not like macaroni pasta. Nobody wants that.
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 3: I think I'm definitely going mac and cheese. And then
• 1:58:42
  Speaker 3: my second one would be baked beans.
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 6: Ooh, this would be last on my list.
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 6: I would say mac and cheese and collard greens.
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 3: See, collard greens would be last on my list.
• 1:58:51
  Speaker 6: It's so funny. A lot of people don't like it.
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 3: They're okay. All of them. I don't dislike them.
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 8: They can be very bitter.
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 11: I think they're disgusting.
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 1:58:59
  Speaker 11: I tried some yesterday.
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 6: Bacon in them.
• 1:59:01
  Speaker 15: No.
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 8: This would be a much more interesting debate if mac
• 1:59:06
  Speaker 8: and cheese were replaced by macaroni salad.
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 6: That's what I thought it was.
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 3: Ooh, let's do it then. We can make the rule.
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 3: Let's just get crazy.
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's just change it.
• 1:59:15
  Speaker 3: Mark sent it over as is, but we can always
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 3: change it up. It's our show. We can do whatever
• 1:59:21
  Speaker 3: we want.
• 1:59:21
  Speaker 6: Then in that case, totally different answer.
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 3: Potato salad, macaroni salad, coleslaw, baked beans, collard greens. I
• 1:59:28
  Speaker 3: think in that case, man... Bake beans definitely still in there.
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 3: I might go, what kind of coleslaw? Are you talking
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 3: about the creamy one or the stuff that's like the
• 1:59:41
  Speaker 3: oil and vinegar kind? The stuff you get at the
• 1:59:44
  Speaker 3: grocery store is Hain. Because what they have in here,
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 3: they have more like the creamy coleslaw.
• 1:59:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like picnic coleslaw.
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 3: I think in that case, I'm going baked beans and
• 1:59:52
  Speaker 3: macaroni salad.
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 16: Wow.
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 6: I'm totally changing mine. In that case, I'm doing potato
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 6: salad and coleslaw.
• 1:59:58
  Speaker 4: I'm doing potato salad and mac salad.
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 3: You know what? I think I'm just not a potato guy.
• 2:00:03
  Speaker 11: You are the craziest.
• 2:00:06
  Speaker 6: You don't eat french fries. You don't care about them.
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 3: You don't care about pizza. I will eat french fries,
• 2:00:09
  Speaker 3: but I don't get excited about them. I will skip
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 3: them if there's something better as an option. What's your
• 2:00:13
  Speaker 3: favorite potato dish? Is it mashed? Is it scalloped? Is
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 3: it baked?
• 2:00:17
  Speaker 6: Cheesy?
• 2:00:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, something like a scallop thing might be interesting. What
• 2:00:21
  Speaker 3: about loaded baked?
• 2:00:23
  Speaker 6: Twice baked?
• 2:00:23
  Speaker 3: Twice baked. Loaded baked potato is good for the first
• 2:00:27
  Speaker 3: few bites, then you're just left with dry, bland potato.
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 3: So twice baked potato, now we're talking.
• 2:00:35
  Speaker 8: For Fat Sammy, that's what they take the interior, mix
• 2:00:37
  Speaker 8: it with cheese and butter and stuff.
• 2:00:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they basically make mashed potatoes, then put them back
• 2:00:41
  Speaker 3: into the potato skin. Put it all over me. Like
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 3: a deviled egg. Yeah, what would you go with, Menace?
• 2:00:46
  Speaker 10: I love mac and cheese, and I love potato salad.
• 2:00:48
  Speaker 3: Mac and cheese is out now. Yeah, no, but the
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 3: Mac version. So the Mac version of what?
• 2:00:53
  Speaker 8: You mean macaroni salad?
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, macaroni salad.
• 2:00:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's like mac and cheese, but it's
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 4: salad form.
• 2:00:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's in salad.
• 2:01:00
  Speaker 10: But it's basically the same thing as potato salad.
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 3: That's my problem with both of those is so often
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 3: they are just so watery and thin. And slick. But
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 3: you can get good ones. So which ones, Seabass? What
• 2:01:10
  Speaker 3: are you going with?
• 2:01:11
  Speaker 8: I'm going to keep the collard greens. They're rich and they're-
• 2:01:15
  Speaker 8: They're delicious.
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like them.
• 2:01:17
  Speaker 8: And I'm going to go with the beans, I think.
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 2:01:21
  Speaker 3: Sammy?
• 2:01:21
  Speaker 4: We are from the South.
• 2:01:22
  Speaker 11: The potato salad and the macaroni salad.
• 2:01:25
  Speaker 6: Carbo-load fat salad.
• 2:01:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, same as Sammy.
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 3: Which one will Greg Eatman throw up immediately? I love
• 2:01:32
  Speaker 3: both those things so much. Let's go to, now this
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 3: is Eddie, who hit us up to say that he
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 3: was wrong and met us was wrong about the- Retta.
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 3: The Retta trug.
• 2:01:43
  Speaker 6: Retta True Tide.
• 2:01:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:01:45
  Speaker 3: What do you got, Eddie?
• 2:01:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah, actually, I wasn't the guy that said that he
• 2:01:49
  Speaker 7: was wrong, but I just got put on. So a
• 2:01:52
  Speaker 7: lot of people actually get this from China. I know
• 2:01:54
  Speaker 7: one of the guys that actually receives the product and
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 7: they use a messaging app, you know, whether it's Signal
• 2:02:02
  Speaker 7: or some.
• 2:02:02
  Speaker 4: Sort of app. He ain't doing that.
• 2:02:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 2:02:05
  Speaker 7: So then they get then they get the they get
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 7: the compounds from China. So I'm not sure how the
• 2:02:09
  Speaker 7: copyright stuff would work when it comes to that. But
• 2:02:11
  Speaker 7: a lot of that pretty much what reddit does is
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 7: that it takes away the food noise, which is also
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 7: a side effect about it is that it takes away
• 2:02:19
  Speaker 7: the food noise, but it could also take desire away
• 2:02:21
  Speaker 7: from doing other things. which is what a lot of
• 2:02:24
  Speaker 7: people are having issues with.
• 2:02:25
  Speaker 3: Well, that's the same as a GLP.
• 2:02:27
  Speaker 8: Right, yeah, because they say that it helps. A lot
• 2:02:29
  Speaker 8: of alcoholics are getting help vicariously.
• 2:02:31
  Speaker 3: They didn't realize it.
• 2:02:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, with addiction. But also they say Reta True Tide, it'll, well,
• 2:02:36
  Speaker 6: while everything else is like maybe 20% weight loss, this
• 2:02:38
  Speaker 6: is 30% weight loss.
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 8: I'm at a site that claims to say it, and
• 2:02:42
  Speaker 8: I have to affirm that I am over 21.
• 2:02:44
  Speaker 3: And I am a medical researcher. Wait, so Eddie wasn't
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 3: the guy that texted in. We just got him on randomly?
• 2:02:52
  Speaker 4: No, he was the China plug. He said that you
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 4: can get in China. Sorry, wrong phone number.
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 3: I think we know the answer to how it works here.
• 2:03:01
  Speaker 3: This is the guy that texted in. I want to
• 2:03:03
  Speaker 3: give the guy an opportunity to.
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 10: And I think Michael is going to say I'm wrong
• 2:03:06
  Speaker 10: about the muscle part.
• 2:03:07
  Speaker 3: Well, let's find out.
• 2:03:08
  Speaker 4: Hold on.
• 2:03:09
  Speaker 3: Michael, are you there? Why is Menace wrong?
• 2:03:15
  Speaker 5: Well, I don't want to say he's wrong in particular,
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 5: but with Reddit True Tide, I actually am on it.
• 2:03:22
  Speaker 5: I've been on it for 12 weeks now. And if
• 2:03:25
  Speaker 5: you don't put in the work, just like anything else,
• 2:03:28
  Speaker 5: you're going to get skinny fat. So it's going to
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 5: actually break down your muscle. What you would want to take,
• 2:03:33
  Speaker 5: it's called tesamorelin. Tesamorelin is what will keep your muscle
• 2:03:39
  Speaker 5: retention while you're breaking down that fat. So your body
• 2:03:42
  Speaker 5: is going to use all of its natural energy that
• 2:03:45
  Speaker 5: it has inside of it, like your natural fat. as energy,
• 2:03:48
  Speaker 5: but as you're using that, it's also gonna use the
• 2:03:51
  Speaker 5: muscle that you have stored in your system.
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 3: So you take this with the other stuff, or this
• 2:03:55
  Speaker 3: instead of the other stuff? With.
• 2:03:57
  Speaker 7: No, you take it with.
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 4: With.
• 2:03:59
  Speaker 7: It is crazy.
• 2:04:00
  Speaker 5: There's people that are on like eight or nine different
• 2:04:02
  Speaker 5: types of peptides, and it pretty much is for a
• 2:04:04
  Speaker 5: bunch of other things, for like a metabolism booster, for energy,
• 2:04:08
  Speaker 5: for skin. There is even one that you could even
• 2:04:11
  Speaker 5: inject yourself to get a permanent tan for weeks on end.
• 2:04:14
  Speaker 3: See, that's the stuff I don't believe. I hear that stuff,
• 2:04:17
  Speaker 3: and I don't believe any of that stuff. No, it's legit.
• 2:04:20
  Speaker 3: I think somebody in the office does it. I mean,
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 3: I saw at the gas station they sell these pills
• 2:04:24
  Speaker 3: that are supposed to make chicks really horny for you. Yeah,
• 2:04:29
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know, man.
• 2:04:31
  Speaker 4: Wouldn't your body just become scar tissue and injecting yourself constantly?
• 2:04:34
  Speaker 4: All of this or vegetables.
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 2:04:38
  Speaker 10: Now we've got another text saying this guy's wrong.
• 2:04:40
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 2:04:42
  Speaker 4: Quick break. I want all of it, though.
• 2:04:44
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• 2:04:46
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• 2:04:54
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• 2:05:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:05:25
  Speaker 3: All right, Greg Gorey, parting words of wisdom, please.
• 2:05:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like Menace's grandma always says, every time you say
• 2:05:31
  Speaker 4: gay or retard, a gay retard gets offended. All the time.
• 2:05:37
  Speaker 15: Wow.
• 2:05:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 2:05:38
  Speaker 7: Menace.
• 2:05:38
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 2:05:39
  Speaker 11: Jeez.
• 2:05:40
  Speaker 3: Well, it's the first time she's said something that wasn't
• 2:05:43
  Speaker 3: about sex. It was that, too. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, sex,
• 2:05:49
  Speaker 3: pounding anal.
• 2:05:50
  Speaker 4: That's true. She did expand her horizons a little bit.
• 2:05:54
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, man? Thank you very much,
• 2:05:58
  Speaker 3: Greg Gorey. Thank you so much for giving The Woody
• 2:06:00
  Speaker 3: Show some of your valuable time this morning. We love
• 2:06:02
  Speaker 3: and appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys
• 2:06:04
  Speaker 3: can suck it. Catch you back here on Tuesday. Have
• 2:06:06
  Speaker 3: a great day. SMD double M. I quit this bitch.