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- 0:08Speaker 1: From house stock Works dot Com. Hey, and welcome to
- 0:16Speaker 1: the podcast. I'm Josh Clark, This Charles W. Chuck Bryant,
- 0:19Speaker 1: and this is a rare, unusual mathematical uh episode of
- 0:25Speaker 1: the Stuff you Should Know? Yes, And I'm just gonna
- 0:27Speaker 1: step out of the room and I'll be back in
- 0:29Speaker 1: what going to do this? This is not gonna be
- 0:33Speaker 1: another yo yo episode. I I just hate math. This
- 0:36Speaker 1: was this was This is not math heavy at all.
- 0:39Speaker 1: It's about the history of zero. It's about the weirdness
- 0:42Speaker 1: of zero, my hero zero exactly until you people counted
- 0:48Speaker 1: on their fingers and toes. I posted that to down Facebook.
- 0:51Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. The Schoolhouse rock. I
- 0:54Speaker 1: don't know. He Rosiero. I don't remember that one until
- 0:57Speaker 1: you came along. Keep going it on her fingers and those.
- 1:00Speaker 1: It's basically you would appreciate it because it sings what
- 1:04Speaker 1: you wrote. Oh, that's great in a much more basic way.
- 1:08Speaker 1: But basically trying to teach kids how amazing zero is
- 1:11Speaker 1: and don't discount it as just it's a number. It's
- 1:14Speaker 1: not the absence of something. Well, there's a lot, there's
- 1:18Speaker 1: a bunch to it. It's many many things. It's a
- 1:20Speaker 1: multi faceted uh number, the multifaceted entity. Well, nol is
- 1:29Speaker 1: German for zero, did you know that? But kiss is
- 1:33Speaker 1: I believe Spanish for zero, zilch zilch is cajun. I
- 1:39Speaker 1: did actually get a little etymology research. Originally Sanskrit was sonya,
- 1:45Speaker 1: which meant empty. Then later arabrick was sepia or nothing.
- 1:50Speaker 1: Then Italian was the foh, and then finally French gave
- 1:53Speaker 1: us zero, right, and it wasn't you know we represent
- 1:58Speaker 1: zero as something that looks confusingly like an oh yeah right.
- 2:02Speaker 1: That was the Europeans who did that. Prior to that,
- 2:05Speaker 1: the Arabs and I believe the Indians too, um represented
- 2:09Speaker 1: zero with a heavy dot. You know where that might
- 2:14Speaker 1: have come from Robert Kaplan's book The Nothing That is
- 2:19Speaker 1: a Natural History of Zero. He speculates that the shape
- 2:22Speaker 1: comes from the round depression left in the sand a
- 2:26Speaker 1: sand counting board. Once you remove a stone from it,
- 2:31Speaker 1: sence would be a round thing. That's what he he thinks,
- 2:34Speaker 1: he speculates, But that wouldn't nevern't have been the Europeans
- 2:38Speaker 1: because the Europeans that came up with that. Well no,
- 2:40Speaker 1: but you said, uh, like a heavy dot. Yeah, a
- 2:43Speaker 1: heavy dot could be the depression where a stone was insane.
- 2:48Speaker 1: That's a good one. Who is that Robert Kaplan? Thanks?
- 2:52Speaker 1: Mr Kaplan? Um? Well, I guess I feel like we've
- 2:57Speaker 1: kind of done a pretty good set up here, Chuck.
- 2:59Speaker 1: I think so. Do We've talked about how zero is multifaceted, um,
- 3:03Speaker 1: and you we talked about the Arabs and the Indians, right, yeah, um,
- 3:08Speaker 1: and we have to go back even further. Two. First,
- 3:14Speaker 1: find when Zero made itself known to get the way
- 3:17Speaker 1: back machine. Let's I think, let's blow the dust off
- 3:21Speaker 1: of this thing that was right at you. I think
- 3:26Speaker 1: this thing still works. Let's find out you're ready. Yeah, hey,
- 3:30Speaker 1: look at their wow lit up like a flex capacitor. Um.
- 3:37Speaker 1: We're back in ancient Sumer and these baked clay tablets
- 3:41Speaker 1: haven't even been baked yet. It's still wet. Look, wow,
- 3:44Speaker 1: Jo was here? Cool? Um, so Chuck, if you'll look
- 3:50Speaker 1: at this clay tablet, do you see these two uh
- 3:54Speaker 1: diagonal lines, these little wedges, those, my friend, represent nothing
- 4:01Speaker 1: really and the reason they're there is because round about
- 4:05Speaker 1: this time somebody figured out they ran into a problem
- 4:08Speaker 1: and when they were making some sort of tax record
- 4:11Speaker 1: or grain inventory that um, you know, showing that basically
- 4:17Speaker 1: writing out three thousand lines there's a three thousand heads
- 4:21Speaker 1: of cattle doesn't make any sense. But let's say you
- 4:24Speaker 1: have UM three hundred. You have three thousand heads of cattle,
- 4:28Speaker 1: and all you have are the ways to represent three
- 4:31Speaker 1: hundred heads of cattle. There's a big difference, right, there's
- 4:35Speaker 1: an extra digit in there, and that those two diagonal
- 4:39Speaker 1: lines were used to represent one of those digits when
- 4:42Speaker 1: there was not any digits there. But there's something to
- 4:44Speaker 1: the left of it and something to the right of it.
- 4:47Speaker 1: That's right. And Kaplan also said that before that even
- 4:50Speaker 1: they just would leave a blank space, sometimes before they
- 4:53Speaker 1: even came up with the little wedges. So what what
- 4:58Speaker 1: this is all based on is basically our numerical system,
- 5:02Speaker 1: where if you look at a string of numbers right,
- 5:05Speaker 1: starting from the right, you have the ones column, the
- 5:09Speaker 1: tens column, the hundreds, the thousands, the ten thousands, the
- 5:14Speaker 1: hundred thousands, and so on. You want me to keep
- 5:16Speaker 1: going at infinitum um and in each of these columns,
- 5:20Speaker 1: there may or may not be numbers present. So when
- 5:23Speaker 1: there are numbers present, we have our friends zero to
- 5:26Speaker 1: serve as what's considered a placeholder. Yeah. Makes I mean
- 5:30Speaker 1: it's very easy to just say, well, the now, but
- 5:36Speaker 1: way back then before there was a zero that you know,
- 5:39Speaker 1: we take it very much for granted. This is huge.
- 5:42Speaker 1: That's changed everything, changed everything, um, all of a sudden
- 5:45Speaker 1: now because I mean we said there's a big difference
- 5:47Speaker 1: between three thousand head of cattle and three hundred head
- 5:49Speaker 1: of cattle. And by putting a zero there right saying this,
- 5:54Speaker 1: this column is represented, there's just not any in here.
- 5:57Speaker 1: You're not gonna find the two cattle that should be
- 5:59Speaker 1: in this, right, that changed everything. They changed everything. It
- 6:03Speaker 1: made there was frustrating before that, Yeah, like if only
- 6:06Speaker 1: there was something to put there. Yeah. And I guess
- 6:10Speaker 1: when they like, just trust me, I have two thousand cattle.
- 6:13Speaker 1: And I guess when they left the blank space that
- 6:15Speaker 1: got confusing because they could have thought it was an error.
- 6:18Speaker 1: So they figured we have to put something there so
- 6:21Speaker 1: they know it's not just an oversight, right exactly. And
- 6:24Speaker 1: that's the diaging the lines well in this Uh, I
- 6:27Speaker 1: think before it even became that standardized. It was they
- 6:31Speaker 1: use different things because they found a tablet from seven
- 6:35Speaker 1: and a dude use three little hooks to represent zero. Well,
- 6:39Speaker 1: that would have been after that, because the Sumerians were
- 6:42Speaker 1: doing this like years ago. Well it's probably hard to
- 6:44Speaker 1: get the word around, right, you know, three hooks. What
- 6:48Speaker 1: is this crud? Exactly? Um, So the Sumerians of the
- 6:52Speaker 1: first documented to to come up or stumble upon zero
- 6:56Speaker 1: as a placeholder, and then it was codified with the
- 7:00Speaker 1: invention of the advocus, which uses you know, our numerical
- 7:04Speaker 1: column system like we used today, um, which was invented
- 7:07Speaker 1: by the Babylonians about three right, smart folks back then.
- 7:13Speaker 1: So we have zero as a placeholder. We have this
- 7:16Speaker 1: understanding now that there's there's something out there like we
- 7:19Speaker 1: can represent nothingness. But it wasn't until um, the fifth
- 7:23Speaker 1: century a d in India where zero first comes about
- 7:28Speaker 1: as a concept as a number, which is equally groundbreaking. Yeah. Well,
- 7:32Speaker 1: this nothingness, we should point out, was not something that
- 7:35Speaker 1: people were comfortable with back then. True, oddly now it
- 7:39Speaker 1: seems odd, but to have something represent nothing made people
- 7:44Speaker 1: very uncomfortable. It was associated with chaos in the Great
- 7:47Speaker 1: void and even the sign of the devil. Yes, it was. Well,
- 7:51Speaker 1: I mean the if you look at the Christian theology, um,
- 7:56Speaker 1: the void, which is represented by zero or nothingness, was
- 8:01Speaker 1: the state of the universe before the creation of man.
- 8:04Speaker 1: Humans Uh seeks feel the same way too, although I
- 8:07Speaker 1: don't know how they felt about zero, but that was
- 8:10Speaker 1: there there. That's their conception as well. There was nothing,
- 8:13Speaker 1: there's void. Um. And then also void fits well with chaos,
- 8:18Speaker 1: which is the Christian conception of hell, like no one's
- 8:21Speaker 1: in charge. So yeah, it was avoided. I don't know.
- 8:25Speaker 1: I went back and look, Chuck after I wrote this article. Um,
- 8:28Speaker 1: when we were studying today, I went back and looked,
- 8:30Speaker 1: and I didn't find a lot of support for that.
- 8:33Speaker 1: I did see that, like, um, the during the Dark Ages,
- 8:37Speaker 1: monks kind of were probably they feared zero. Well Kaplan
- 8:41Speaker 1: mentioned it in his books. But I mean, it was
- 8:43Speaker 1: out there, but there's no well these people did this.
- 8:46Speaker 1: They killed this guy for saying the word zero. There
- 8:48Speaker 1: was nothing like that out there. I think. More more
- 8:52Speaker 1: to the point, it was the Romans who just didn't
- 8:56Speaker 1: use zero. And the West was built by Rome and um,
- 9:01Speaker 1: that's I think where the shunning of zero came from
- 9:05Speaker 1: not necessarily from fear, but just because the Roman numeral
- 9:08Speaker 1: system doesn't have zero. Yeah. I found where they flirted
- 9:12Speaker 1: with it at first, with the nullah in U l
- 9:16Speaker 1: l A, which they would represent with a little N.
- 9:19Speaker 1: But it clearly didn't take no, and they said it
- 9:22Speaker 1: We're not gonna use it at zero. Why would we
- 9:25Speaker 1: ever need zero? We don't need it as zero? Right
- 9:29Speaker 1: Did they talk like that back then too? Yeah, like
- 9:31Speaker 1: Vinny from Brooklyn, Sure, I think so. Uh So, where
- 9:36Speaker 1: are we in India? Yeah, we're in the fifth century
- 9:40Speaker 1: a d in India and a guy named um Arita.
- 9:45Speaker 1: Arita is possibly the person who invented zero really possible
- 9:51Speaker 1: or discovered as you like to say, thank you, Yes,
- 9:55Speaker 1: thank you for correcting me with my own words. That's
- 9:57Speaker 1: weird when they are your articles. So um, it is
- 10:02Speaker 1: pretty pretty much universally accepted that zero was created or
- 10:07Speaker 1: discovered in India, and then it spread pretty quickly over
- 10:13Speaker 1: to uh Islamic nations, Arab nations, um and the It
- 10:21Speaker 1: was the Arabs who taught a guy named Fibonacci Leonardo Pizza,
- 10:27Speaker 1: who was a great mathematician of the West. In the
- 10:30Speaker 1: I think the twelfth century or the thirteenth century. You know,
- 10:33Speaker 1: people are gonna say, do the Fibonacci number. Well, no, no, no,
- 10:38Speaker 1: people are gonna ask for that podcast. In fact, they've
- 10:41Speaker 1: already been asking for that podcast. Do you want to
- 10:43Speaker 1: do that one? Do you want to maybe? Probably not. Well,
- 10:48Speaker 1: Fibonacci was um the son of a customs officer in Algeria, Chuck,
- 10:53Speaker 1: and he had Arabic tutors and they said, hey, kid,
- 10:57Speaker 1: we're gonna teach you how to really do math. Because
- 10:59Speaker 1: by this time, by the I think the twelve hundreds
- 11:03Speaker 1: UM or the eleven hundreds of the talt century, uh,
- 11:07Speaker 1: the Arabs were very well versed in mathematics and the
- 11:10Speaker 1: West was still just complete idiots. Fortunately, Fibonacci was over
- 11:15Speaker 1: there getting tutored, and he figured out, wow, this is
- 11:18Speaker 1: really really important and introduced our Arabic numeral system which
- 11:23Speaker 1: we used today, uh, to the West through a book.
- 11:26Speaker 1: So you said he wrote a book. Did he write
- 11:27Speaker 1: the book? No, he wasn't the only one. Okay, no,
- 11:31Speaker 1: that's not true for the West. Yes, he wrote the book,
- 11:35Speaker 1: and then other people wrote treatises on his book. He
- 11:37Speaker 1: pretty much he was the the fulcrum, the hinge between
- 11:43Speaker 1: West and Middle East. Zero is a fulcrum, Yes, it
- 11:47Speaker 1: is um. So he was the one who introduced it
- 11:51Speaker 1: to the West. But again, I mean we say that
- 11:53Speaker 1: because we're Western writers, chuck. But it was very well
- 11:57Speaker 1: established for hundreds of years by the time Fibonacci heard
- 12:00Speaker 1: about zero yeah. And you also point out interestingly that
- 12:03Speaker 1: simultaneously and completely independently of India uh, in Central America,
- 12:08Speaker 1: the Maya were also uh beginning or already using zero
- 12:12Speaker 1: yeah to uh, mainly for their calendar, right, yeah, it
- 12:15Speaker 1: was there. It was the base of counting um, which
- 12:19Speaker 1: makes sense. It totally makes sense, and it makes for
- 12:21Speaker 1: a more accurate calendar. Right. So like for mine calendars,
- 12:25Speaker 1: like the day of the month would be zero day,
- 12:27Speaker 1: then one day, than two day, than three day and
- 12:30Speaker 1: so on. How would you say that though, because you
- 12:32Speaker 1: say first, second third, how would you say they had um?
- 12:35Speaker 1: They had different names for today, like Zula would be
- 12:40Speaker 1: zul or you know, mon or something like that. It
- 12:43Speaker 1: was like the rather than first, second third. They didn't
- 12:47Speaker 1: have numerals like that, right, like first, second third that's Arabic, right,
- 12:50Speaker 1: So to the Maya, it was like zul day, didn't
- 12:53Speaker 1: that Ghostbusters. I think so, but that was what Sumerian
- 12:57Speaker 1: Oh yeah, zul was Sumerians all come together. Um. So
- 13:01Speaker 1: that does make for a lot more accurate counting UM.
- 13:04Speaker 1: And that's one of the big flaws in our calendar,
- 13:07Speaker 1: the Gregorian calendar, is that there is no zero year.
- 13:10Speaker 1: Well and we all got that pointed out to us
- 13:13Speaker 1: quite uh through the to the media, especially when the
- 13:17Speaker 1: millennium turned because there's no year zero. Our decades in
- 13:21Speaker 1: our centuries and our millennia um actually occur at the
- 13:25Speaker 1: end of that year and at the beginning, like when
- 13:27Speaker 1: the clock struck midnight at two thousand and we all went, yeah,
- 13:30Speaker 1: new millennium, Not so, have we still had a year left?
- 13:34Speaker 1: Have we started counting from zero? Then? Yeah? In January first,
- 13:38Speaker 1: two thousand, that would have been the start of the
- 13:40Speaker 1: new millennium. But the the we started counting from one,
- 13:43Speaker 1: so one to two thousand nine years rather than two
- 13:48Speaker 1: thousand years. And there was one guy in every bar
- 13:50Speaker 1: trying to point out to as many people as he
- 13:52Speaker 1: could do you realize it's not even true, and he's like,
- 13:56Speaker 1: why isn't anyone buying me drinks? Why did are they
- 14:00Speaker 1: going to beat me up? Um. And I put a
- 14:04Speaker 1: little a little notation in there because I have trouble
- 14:08Speaker 1: wrapping my head around that sometimes. But the point is
- 14:11Speaker 1: there's ten single digit numbers in the Arabic numerical system
- 14:17Speaker 1: that we use, and it's zero through nine. Anything beyond
- 14:21Speaker 1: that isn't in the tens column er above, and thanks
- 14:23Speaker 1: to zero, we have a ten column exactly. Take it,
- 14:28Speaker 1: chuck uh. Well, Western astronomers they came up with a
- 14:33Speaker 1: system late seventeenth and early eighteenth century that designated calendar
- 14:38Speaker 1: year one b C is zero and then basically anything
- 14:42Speaker 1: above or below that would either be plus or minus.
- 14:45Speaker 1: So a B C or a D. Right, so uh
- 14:49Speaker 1: two a D would be minus one or no two
- 14:52Speaker 1: BC would be minus one BC. Yes, since we're not
- 14:56Speaker 1: living in a D, they just kind of screwed with
- 14:59Speaker 1: the BC a little bit. So right now we're in
- 15:00Speaker 1: plus two thousand twelve, yes, which also makes I mean
- 15:06Speaker 1: it's not just calendars. I mean zero lies between negative
- 15:09Speaker 1: one and one and serves as a fulcrum point for
- 15:12Speaker 1: basically all numbering, yeah, positive and negative. And that was
- 15:16Speaker 1: Jacques Cassini who came up with that um astronomical calendar.
- 15:20Speaker 1: What this Italians are all up on this stuff, weren't they. Yeah,
- 15:23Speaker 1: it's talk going to be French, but yeah it is
- 15:24Speaker 1: an Italian who knows, maybe northern Italian exactly. Um, but yeah,
- 15:30Speaker 1: so they he basically said, well, wait, why don't we
- 15:33Speaker 1: just choose one year to be zero and then we'll
- 15:36Speaker 1: just basically make it. We'll make the calendar based on
- 15:38Speaker 1: zero's rightful place of numbering, which is precisely between one
- 15:43Speaker 1: and negative one. There's a zero there. It doesn't just
- 15:46Speaker 1: go from negative one to one. Zero is, like you said,
- 15:48Speaker 1: the full crumb of all numbers. It spreads out infinitely
- 15:51Speaker 1: on either side. So it's not positive and it's not negative.
- 15:55Speaker 1: And um, so it's the only number that is non
- 15:58Speaker 1: positive and non negative if but it's neither a positive
- 16:01Speaker 1: number nor a negative number. Wrap your head around that one. Yeah,
- 16:04Speaker 1: you college students sitting around here at midnight, just gaze
- 16:08Speaker 1: up at the stars and try and figure that out.
- 16:10Speaker 1: Start counting, Start counting. It's also an integer, a whole number, right, Yes,
- 16:15Speaker 1: And uh, it's very handy when it comes up to
- 16:18Speaker 1: ratios and fractions, because a fraction can be written in
- 16:23Speaker 1: a couple of ways, either with the one on top
- 16:25Speaker 1: of the other or with a little decimal point. Yes,
- 16:29Speaker 1: and without those zeros you wouldn't be able to do that. No,
- 16:32Speaker 1: So the decimal system, um, basically you can look at
- 16:36Speaker 1: it is anything to the right of the decimal So
- 16:41Speaker 1: the tens, the hundreds, the thousands, right, the ten hundreds
- 16:46Speaker 1: about thank you. Yeah, you're getting as bad as um
- 16:51Speaker 1: they those are all encapsulated in that zero that's up
- 16:54Speaker 1: to positive one, right, yeah, because it's less than a
- 16:58Speaker 1: whole one. But it's not so much that it's negative one, right,
- 17:02Speaker 1: it's encapsulated by that zero. So all of these ratios,
- 17:05Speaker 1: all of the decimal system gives us these incredibly precise numbers,
- 17:10Speaker 1: whereas we can count in whole numbers to the right
- 17:12Speaker 1: of zero and positive whole numbers. That just goes on
- 17:15Speaker 1: and on and on and measures the vastness of the universe.
- 17:18Speaker 1: To go the other way, to go into infinite decimal
- 17:22Speaker 1: system that's encapsulated within zero. Let you measure the infantismal right, yeah,
- 17:27Speaker 1: so it's not like, oh it's between two and three, right,
- 17:30Speaker 1: I mean, try making like high quality machine parts using
- 17:35Speaker 1: whole numbers. You can't know. It can't be done. So
- 17:38Speaker 1: there's all sorts of things that would have never taken
- 17:40Speaker 1: place had zero not given rise to the decimal system,
- 17:43Speaker 1: or everything would be really big, you know, everything would
- 17:46Speaker 1: be like twice as large, Like the ten thousand year
- 17:48Speaker 1: clock wouldn't even work. Remember they were using like fractions
- 17:50Speaker 1: of an inch that still wouldn't work. Um, what else, Chuck, Well,
- 17:56Speaker 1: you point out, very astute lee some odd properties of
- 17:59Speaker 1: zero row and they are actually called the properties of zero,
- 18:03Speaker 1: because it's such a weird number that you have to
- 18:06Speaker 1: have properties to explain it exactly. So the which this
- 18:10Speaker 1: person called is the additive property of zero property. Add
- 18:15Speaker 1: zero to anything and you're gonna get that same thing.
- 18:17Speaker 1: This sounds very basic, same with subtracting. Sure, five plus
- 18:21Speaker 1: zeros five zero is five, right, and it is very basic.
- 18:25Speaker 1: But zero is the only number that doesn't affect another
- 18:29Speaker 1: number when it's added or subtracted to it, which is important.
- 18:33Speaker 1: It is any time a number is the only thing
- 18:35Speaker 1: of its kind, it's worth mentioning. Like pie. There's um,
- 18:40Speaker 1: which by the way, wouldn't exist without zero in the
- 18:42Speaker 1: decimal system, or any of those It wouldn't exist. To us, Um,
- 18:47Speaker 1: there's the additive inverse property of zero, where any numbers
- 18:51Speaker 1: that add up to zero are additive inverses of one another.
- 18:56Speaker 1: So negative five plus positive five, or just five as
- 19:01Speaker 1: they call it in positive land, equal zero. So negative
- 19:04Speaker 1: five and five are additive inverses of one another. Multiplying
- 19:09Speaker 1: from the time you're I think I learned in the
- 19:11Speaker 1: second grade my multiplication tables. I remember correctly. Ms. Anderson
- 19:15Speaker 1: and MS. Temple, Thank you very much. Uh. They taught
- 19:20Speaker 1: me that if you multiply any number by zero, you're
- 19:22Speaker 1: going to get zero. And as you point out, that
- 19:26Speaker 1: multiplication is really just a quicker way of adding things, shortcut. Yeah,
- 19:31Speaker 1: it's a shortcut. So the idea that a number can
- 19:35Speaker 1: be added zero times uh, or that zero can be
- 19:39Speaker 1: added to itself, that's when I get the most. Yeah,
- 19:42Speaker 1: it's just doesn't make any sense. Like you like, five
- 19:44Speaker 1: times zero doesn't mean zero plus zero. Plas zero place
- 19:47Speaker 1: zero place zero. That doesn't mean anything zero, right, what
- 19:52Speaker 1: about dividing by zero? Let me ask you. No, let
- 19:56Speaker 1: me ask you. This is the part where I was like,
- 19:58Speaker 1: nobody understands this. I don't feel very bad about this
- 20:01Speaker 1: because no one actually understands it. Um, there's no So
- 20:05Speaker 1: there's these other properties of zero that cover like additive
- 20:08Speaker 1: inverse edition and subtracting multiplication. There is no property that
- 20:13Speaker 1: says why you can't divide by zero because it's so
- 20:16Speaker 1: nonsensical it doesn't even exist. The concept of dividing by
- 20:19Speaker 1: zero doesn't really actually exist except in you know, the
- 20:24Speaker 1: imagination of people. I bet mathematicians have tried, though, like
- 20:28Speaker 1: frustratingly tried. You can't. There's nothing you can do, and
- 20:33Speaker 1: they don't even fully understand why. But the um. The
- 20:37Speaker 1: best explanation that I saw was that it has to
- 20:40Speaker 1: do kind of with the multiplication property, right to where
- 20:43Speaker 1: if you divide something, so like six divided by two
- 20:46Speaker 1: equals three. So if you can divide a number, um,
- 20:50Speaker 1: the result of that number by the divisor so in
- 20:55Speaker 1: this case, three and two multiplied by one another should
- 20:58Speaker 1: equal the dividend, which just six. Now, if you divide
- 21:02Speaker 1: six by zero, right, it doesn't equal anything. It should
- 21:06Speaker 1: equal zero if you multiply it, it's like an equal to. Uh.
- 21:11Speaker 1: That's the best example I could come up with. Yeah,
- 21:14Speaker 1: that makes sense, so it shouldn't. Well, I mean, you're
- 21:17Speaker 1: completely insane. It makes sense that it doesn't make sense. Okay,
- 21:21Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying, and Stephen might had a joke.
- 21:23Speaker 1: He said that black holes are where God tried to
- 21:25Speaker 1: divide by zero. You like, that's good Stephen, right his Uh,
- 21:35Speaker 1: I still did that his one bit. Sometimes when UM
- 21:39Speaker 1: people get in the car with me, I say, hey,
- 21:40Speaker 1: put your seat belt on. I want to try something.
- 21:43Speaker 1: That was one of his jokes. Nice, He's like, just
- 21:44Speaker 1: try that whenever someone gets in a car. He's good. Um.
- 21:48Speaker 1: And then also there's the property of zero exponent, which
- 21:50Speaker 1: also doesn't make any sense. Chuck, there's UM. You know,
- 21:53Speaker 1: there's negative exponents, like numbers to the negative power tend
- 21:56Speaker 1: to the negative five because of this. Mathematically it works out,
- 22:00Speaker 1: but I don't understand it. UM numbers to the zero
- 22:03Speaker 1: power equal one. That doesn't make any sense because zero
- 22:07Speaker 1: multiplied by something should equal zero, not one. That's how
- 22:12Speaker 1: it works out. Though it's a magical, mysterious number. At
- 22:16Speaker 1: my hero zero and I ran across one other thing
- 22:18Speaker 1: that I thought was pretty cool. UM. The The the
- 22:22Speaker 1: evidence of um Islamic countries comfort with zero concept and
- 22:28Speaker 1: Western countries discomfort with it, can be found still today
- 22:32Speaker 1: on elevators in countries where the Ottoman turks or UM
- 22:36Speaker 1: any other Islamic nation um conquered and ruled for a while,
- 22:41Speaker 1: you're still going to find evidence of a comfort with zero,
- 22:44Speaker 1: like in Hungary. If you look in Spain, I here too,
- 22:47Speaker 1: if you look on an elevator, the ground floor is zero.
- 22:51Speaker 1: In any floor beneath that is a negative number, really
- 22:54Speaker 1: like the basement parking, like negative one, negative two? Isn't
- 22:59Speaker 1: that cool? And apparently that's because of the presence of
- 23:03Speaker 1: the Turks who were there for a while. Wow, yeah,
- 23:05Speaker 1: I mean they didn't have elevators then, but apparently, like
- 23:07Speaker 1: the that's like, you don't see a floor zero in
- 23:11Speaker 1: the West, No, you don't. We just don't like zero
- 23:14Speaker 1: that much. Or a fourth thirteen right, although it is thirteen.
- 23:17Speaker 1: We've had that talk before. I think, yeah, what do
- 23:21Speaker 1: we have here? P one, P two in our building?
- 23:24Speaker 1: Definitely not negatives. Let's say that from now on, Like
- 23:27Speaker 1: what love you parked on? I'm on negative four, I
- 23:30Speaker 1: will say that what I will say that right now,
- 23:32Speaker 1: I'm on negative three. I'm on negative two. Go and
- 23:36Speaker 1: chuck um. And also, let's see you can type zero.
- 23:41Speaker 1: You got anything else? You're just happy to be done
- 23:44Speaker 1: with this one? No, this was actually really good. Um,
- 23:47Speaker 1: I don't know about that. Zero is my hero a
- 23:49Speaker 1: magic number. If you type in zero and this the
- 23:53Speaker 1: search bar how stuff works dot Com, it will bring
- 23:55Speaker 1: up this article, including a cool little story that we
- 23:58Speaker 1: didn't get to about a great parent. True. Uh. And
- 24:03Speaker 1: also I highly encourage if if this even piqued your
- 24:06Speaker 1: interest at all, I highly encourage you to read zero
- 24:09Speaker 1: in four Dimensions, which is an article you can find
- 24:11Speaker 1: online from two thousand to by a guy named Hassain Arsham,
- 24:15Speaker 1: and he explains in much greater depth in detail like
- 24:19Speaker 1: zero and what's so cool about it? Or if you
- 24:22Speaker 1: want to really get into it, Robert Kaplan wrote a
- 24:24Speaker 1: whole book on it. And I believe it comes to
- 24:27Speaker 1: the length of rope and a buttressed beme to hang
- 24:31Speaker 1: yourself at the at the end, we should do one
- 24:34Speaker 1: on three, all right. I pitched that article a long
- 24:37Speaker 1: time ago. A long time ago, remember on on three?
- 24:41Speaker 1: I remember, so those would be our two. No, I'd
- 24:43Speaker 1: have to write it now, so I don't know if
- 24:45Speaker 1: it all ever happened, get to it. I wrote this
- 24:47Speaker 1: so we could do this. You're more of a man
- 24:50Speaker 1: than me, um, I think at some point in the
- 24:53Speaker 1: not too distant past. Check, I said, search bar. So
- 24:57Speaker 1: that means it's time for listener. Now hold on, Josh,
- 25:01Speaker 1: I think you have a quick announcement first, I do.
- 25:03Speaker 1: I psyched myself out. It's crazy, Um, Chuck. We're going
- 25:07Speaker 1: to be in Austin, Texas on March eleventh and twelveth
- 25:09Speaker 1: It's Sunday and Monday for south By Southwest Interactive. Right,
- 25:14Speaker 1: We're going to have our own panel. We're not even
- 25:17Speaker 1: on a panel talking with some other shmos about like
- 25:19Speaker 1: Mashable or Twitter the like. We are doing a live
- 25:22Speaker 1: podcast like we did last year. Remember the how UFOs
- 25:25Speaker 1: worked one, the really awkward, uncomfortable one. I started crying.
- 25:29Speaker 1: We're gonna do something like that. Um. And we don't
- 25:32Speaker 1: know what the topic is yet, but if you are
- 25:34Speaker 1: a badge holder for south By Southwest, come see us. Uh.
- 25:37Speaker 1: It's going to be on Sunday, March eleventh at three
- 25:40Speaker 1: thirty hour long. We don't know where yet, but we
- 25:43Speaker 1: will announce maybe on the internet like Twitter or um
- 25:49Speaker 1: uh Facebook, and on the show. We'll find out soon.
- 25:51Speaker 1: Sure yeah um. And if you aren't a badge holder
- 25:55Speaker 1: at south By Southwest, but you like to go and
- 25:57Speaker 1: just kick around Austin. You'll be there on Monday. We're
- 26:00Speaker 1: gonna throw a party and we can't reveal really the
- 26:02Speaker 1: details of that yet, but I just know that we'll
- 26:06Speaker 1: be in town. We'll be doing cool stuff. Okay. I
- 26:08Speaker 1: think there will be live music. I think there will
- 26:10Speaker 1: be live comedy, and I think there will be some
- 26:12Speaker 1: other special treats, yes, like those like smarties. The roles
- 26:17Speaker 1: of Smarties. We may have those good. Uh they beat
- 26:20Speaker 1: the tar out of Neco wafers, don't they. Okay, well,
- 26:24Speaker 1: that's it for us making fun of old time and candy,
- 26:28Speaker 1: which means it's time for listener mail. Indeed, I'm gonna
- 26:30Speaker 1: call this uh coffee including coffee song from a listener. Okay,
- 26:36Speaker 1: this is from Ashley. Great work on the Coffee podcast, gents.
- 26:40Speaker 1: I could have saved my last four years of work
- 26:43Speaker 1: at a cafe just by listening to y'all. Really though,
- 26:47Speaker 1: it was a splendid way to spend my days getting
- 26:50Speaker 1: to know the locals in downtown Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, North America.
- 26:55Speaker 1: Or have we entered the song yet because he rhymed
- 26:58Speaker 1: a second again. No, that is not the song. Okay,
- 27:01Speaker 1: that's coming. Uh, she's just a rhymer by nature, I think.
- 27:05Speaker 1: While I can't say I'm a total coffee snobber expert,
- 27:07Speaker 1: I do have a thought on the old wise Starbucks
- 27:09Speaker 1: a bitter debate. I think that part of the taste
- 27:11Speaker 1: comes from the number of beans used in the blend.
- 27:14Speaker 1: For instance, at the cafe I used to run, we
- 27:17Speaker 1: served both Milano Coffee and then Umbria. I believe that
- 27:21Speaker 1: each of these companies, plus the coffee I now drink
- 27:24Speaker 1: called Intelligentsia, contains a blend of beans as many as
- 27:28Speaker 1: fifteen different kinds to create that smooth balance I really love.
- 27:32Speaker 1: In my americanos, it's her last name Starbuck. No no no, no,
- 27:37Speaker 1: she's saying Starbucks doesn't use the blend. It's more better.
- 27:41Speaker 1: Her name is mom and pop the last name. As
- 27:45Speaker 1: far as I understand, Starbucks may use this view as
- 27:47Speaker 1: one to three types of beans and their espresso blend.
- 27:50Speaker 1: Like I said, I think this may be a part
- 27:52Speaker 1: of the story, but not likely the whole story. On
- 27:55Speaker 1: another note, since leaving the cafe, I now work with
- 27:58Speaker 1: a group of software nerds who used to visit my
- 28:01Speaker 1: cafe on a regular basis, So now I too get
- 28:04Speaker 1: to go for coffee every day. It's one of the
- 28:06Speaker 1: parts of the job, pun intended. We have, uh, we
- 28:10Speaker 1: even have a little coffee song. And she recorded this
- 28:13Speaker 1: and sent it to us. So we're going to play
- 28:15Speaker 1: that right now. Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, all day long.
- 28:21Speaker 1: When I need some coffee, I sing the coffee song.
- 28:24Speaker 1: Well that's the g rated version I learned. This is
- 28:26Speaker 1: the other version I learned a little bit later on.
- 28:28Speaker 1: It goes like this, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee all day long.
- 28:32Speaker 1: If I don't give my coffee, I'll punched at in this.
- 28:36Speaker 1: So how about that, Josh, that was something else. Thank
- 28:39Speaker 1: you Ashley for that. Yeah, thanks a lot, she says.
- 28:42Speaker 1: As you can tell, we're a bit mad about our
- 28:44Speaker 1: coffee drinking. It's the new smoke break for us. What, um,
- 28:50Speaker 1: where where where is that person? She didn't say, Oh no,
- 28:54Speaker 1: she did say, I'm sorry, Edmonton, Alberta. That's right, that's right. Well,
- 28:58Speaker 1: thank you very much for that. We appreciate too, and um,
- 29:01Speaker 1: your co workers for making that song, for listening, for
- 29:05Speaker 1: drinking coffee, indeed, for caring. That's great. Yeah. Um, if
- 29:10Speaker 1: you have a song, Chuck, we get them from time
- 29:12Speaker 1: to time, and I feel like we should we should
- 29:14Speaker 1: be better about playing them. Yes, Uh, we want to
- 29:17Speaker 1: hear it. You can, I guess make it as like
- 29:20Speaker 1: an MP three MP four. MP three is good, right, Jerry,
- 29:25Speaker 1: MP three? Uh? And uh. You can send it to us.
- 29:29Speaker 1: You can tweet to us and tell us it's on
- 29:31Speaker 1: the way at a s Y s K podcast. You
- 29:34Speaker 1: can go onto Facebook and tell us it's on the
- 29:35Speaker 1: way at Facebook dot com, slash stuff you should know.
- 29:38Speaker 1: And you can actually send it to us at stuff
- 29:41Speaker 1: podcast at Discovery dot com. What Discovery dot com? Okay,
- 29:48Speaker 1: that's Stuff podcast at Discovery dot com for moral this
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