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Things Cardi could B Game · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: As Raybel Lena, who's headlining the Ostrich Festival this year.
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  Speaker 2: Is that what I'm hearing? Nick?
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  Speaker 3: See?
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  Speaker 2: You know who else has played the Oscars Festival? And
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  Speaker 2: the Rich beara band Let's.
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  Speaker 4: Go many years, many years the Ostridge Festival.
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  Speaker 2: You know what blows me away. I don't know when
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  Speaker 2: that happened.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I grew up in Chandler and I don't
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  Speaker 1: remember there ever being an Ostri's festival when I grew
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  Speaker 1: up there. It must have happened after I left. But
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  Speaker 1: I also don't know why. It's not like Ostriches ran
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  Speaker 1: rampant through Chandler, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: That's why they have to have a festival so that
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  Speaker 4: you appreciate there.
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  Speaker 1: The Rooster Cogburn Ranch was the one we would drive
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  Speaker 1: down to two sunk the Ostriches.
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  Speaker 2: But it's such a weird thing.
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  Speaker 1: I wish at some point maybe an expert can come
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  Speaker 1: on and tell us how that happened.
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  Speaker 2: Getting bigger.
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  Speaker 4: I think I.
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  Speaker 5: Always loved going to the Oss Festival, especially like elementary
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  Speaker 5: school high school. They just moved the location this year,
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  Speaker 5: though I think it is always not at not at Tumbling,
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  Speaker 5: it's at Rode now.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I know, I know, I said the same.
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  Speaker 3: Imagine turtles there last year.
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  Speaker 2: Oh how neat?
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  Speaker 4: I say, Look two weekends now Toome.
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  Speaker 1: We got Cardi B tickets on the line. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: play a game we need.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, what's going on, guys?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, you want to be our contestant for Cardi B tickets?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 7: Do I and do I have a story? If you
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  Speaker 7: guys are still taking the story about losing the teeth.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, you can tell us the story that you
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  Speaker 2: could be our contestant. What's your story? Let's do it.
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  Speaker 2: Let's do it.
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  Speaker 7: Okay. So when I'm in high school, we're out playing
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  Speaker 7: tackle football as kids do, and me and my best
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  Speaker 7: friend are playing football. The kid gets leveled while we're
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  Speaker 7: out there playing football. He immediately gets up, looks at me,
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  Speaker 7: and I'm like, your front teeth are gone, and he
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  Speaker 7: starts looking on the grass for the front teeth. He
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  Speaker 7: finds them and then proceeds to look at me and
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  Speaker 7: my other friend we're out there. He goes, I need
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  Speaker 7: a glass of milk. I don't know what that had
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  Speaker 7: to do with losing the teeth, but we ran across
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  Speaker 7: the street to his house, got the glass of milk.
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  Speaker 7: I was like, all right, I'm gonna take you home
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  Speaker 7: to your mom. Because his mom.
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  Speaker 2: Crazy part of this.
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  Speaker 7: She's a dental hygienist, so she's like a dental assistant.
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  Speaker 7: We get the kid going to his house. Halfway there,
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  Speaker 7: he pops the teeth back in his mouth and the
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  Speaker 7: holes they came out of and get into the house.
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  Speaker 7: Tells moms like, oh my god, oh my god, let
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  Speaker 7: me see, let me see. Look at me smile. He smiles.
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  Speaker 7: The kid put the teeth in backwards. You gotta understand
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  Speaker 7: the depression. Look the mom had like, this is my
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  Speaker 7: whole job and you did this one thing backwards. Oh,
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  Speaker 7: it was horrible.
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  Speaker 3: He knew to get milk though.
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  Speaker 6: I had always heard that, like like if you knock
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  Speaker 6: your teeth out that you're supposed to put your teeth
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  Speaker 6: in milk that before something.
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  Speaker 2: That's cool. He did it right, But now you have
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  Speaker 2: backwards teeth. So did it? What happened teeth? Did they
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  Speaker 2: ever fix his teeth?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah? They ended up taking him to like some emergency
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  Speaker 7: dental doctor or whatever like that. They pulled him out,
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  Speaker 7: put him back in, And the funny thing was the
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  Speaker 7: kid end up getting braces as well. So it was
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  Speaker 7: like really bad for him.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I wonder if you had if the teeth
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  Speaker 1: would have been put in backwards and they would have
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  Speaker 1: stayed that way, would it have worked?
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  Speaker 2: And how would he look like when he ate corn
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  Speaker 2: on the cop?
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  Speaker 4: He could do no problem?
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  Speaker 7: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 2: So Justin this is.
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  Speaker 1: Because yesterday we were talking about the the Olympics and
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  Speaker 1: the guy that lost his teeth and the on the
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  Speaker 1: US team for hockey team that won. So that's why
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  Speaker 1: we're asking people to lost their teeth for Cardy B tickets.
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  Speaker 1: But now we're gonna play a game. Justin you are
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  Speaker 1: are contestant? What game we're gonna play?
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  Speaker 2: Nick?
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  Speaker 3: We're playing a brand new game today.
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  Speaker 2: Guys.
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  Speaker 8: It's called what could Cardi B? And if Cardi B
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  Speaker 8: wasn't a rapper, it's what she could be? And all
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  Speaker 8: the things start with the letter B. Oh, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 8: play play a little sound here.
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  Speaker 3: You have to decide what could Cardi B. We're gonna
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  Speaker 3: start with John J.
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  Speaker 6: Well, my name is Cardi ban On, a count man?
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  Speaker 2: Could she be a farmer? Kyle?
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  Speaker 6: For the steal?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my bird starts.
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  Speaker 1: To be oh, I thought, because she was more about
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  Speaker 1: the content of what he's saying not who was saying it?
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  Speaker 8: Well, now you know because that's Party Simpson. Yeah, well okay,
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  Speaker 8: I mean Cardi B could be a farmer bad all right, Well,
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  Speaker 8: good job John Jay. Nice try Rich, Well, my name
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  Speaker 8: is Cardi Biena. You're dribbling a basketball Cardi B basketball?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Rich, one point, Peyton, Well.
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  Speaker 6: My name is Cardi Biena.
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  Speaker 9: A bird.
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  Speaker 3: Hm, I'm gonna need something more specific.
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  Speaker 6: What is more specific than a bird? Cardi B is a.
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  Speaker 3: Three A bird?
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  Speaker 6: What?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: We were looking for bluebird?
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  Speaker 2: Of course.
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  Speaker 6: That's like not even that's.
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  Speaker 3: Zero pay in this round.
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  Speaker 5: Kyle, Well, my name is Cardi being as the Sun,
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  Speaker 5: Cardi Beauty.
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  Speaker 9: And the Beast, car Beauty and the Beast.
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  Speaker 3: There we go, one point for Kyle, justin. Do you
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  Speaker 3: know how this game works?
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  Speaker 7: I'm getting it all right.
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  Speaker 6: Here we go, brother, Well, my name is Cardy bing.
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  Speaker 2: Dog loses your.
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  Speaker 7: Oh my god, that was the hardest one right now.
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  Speaker 7: I think.
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  Speaker 2: That's the idea.
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  Speaker 7: Honestly, it's a a friend.
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  Speaker 8: I'll help you out with that. Go ahead, Rich, I
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  Speaker 8: was boarded a dog. That's Bane's gane Cardi b A
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  Speaker 8: one via via Rich. All right, we're moving around to
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  Speaker 8: it's a tight ball game where you kick things off
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  Speaker 8: with John Jay.
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  Speaker 7: Well, my name is Cardy Bing.
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  Speaker 9: Alone.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, there we go, John Jay officially on the board.
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  Speaker 6: One Rick, Well, my name is Cardy B.
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  Speaker 9: Cardi.
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  Speaker 3: All right, we are just rolling through this game. Rich
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  Speaker 3: a commanding lead with two points. Peyton.
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  Speaker 6: Well, my name is Cardy Bing. What a boot like?
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  Speaker 6: I know, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Steal go ahead, Cardi Brontosaurus cardiosaurus is correct, having.
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  Speaker 6: A great time over here. I kind of fine, hard
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  Speaker 6: out a game. That's right.
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  Speaker 8: J Man steals that point, Peyton goose egg in the game.
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  Speaker 3: We're moving on to Kylon.
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  Speaker 6: Well, my name is Cardi Bing.
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  Speaker 2: Obviously it's Cardi.
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  Speaker 3: Bat Cardi bat Man is correct.
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  Speaker 2: Justin.
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  Speaker 8: This one's worth ten points. You're gonna go see Cardi Bright.
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  Speaker 6: Well, my name is Cardi B.
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  Speaker 9: Your way, Carty Burger.
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  Speaker 3: King see justin.
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  Speaker 2: Just you're gonna go see Cardi B. My friends.
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  Speaker 4: She sounds surprised.
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  Speaker 9: He won so much. You got it, You got it.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna go.
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  Speaker 7: See cardietting it bad?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, seriously, he's got something against us, justin. I
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  Speaker 6: don't know what it is.
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  Speaker 2: I mean apparently either way, dude, you what you're gonna
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  Speaker 2: go see Cardi b.
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  Speaker 7: Awesome, Awesome, I appreciate it. Guys, you're the best. Great show.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, brother, thanks for listening. Hold On, hold on.
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  Speaker 1: You know what you just played the Burgering commercial. Did
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  Speaker 1: you guys see what happened with frosted flakes?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? Do you guys remember Tony the Targer Remember what
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  Speaker 2: was this thing? Yeah? So his commercial from the nineties.
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  Speaker 1: I guess they gave their jingle an update, so I
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  Speaker 1: have Here's the original jingle and then the new version,
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  Speaker 1: which was reimagined by Atlanta musician j I d. So
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  Speaker 1: this is the first one and then it'll go into
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  Speaker 1: the new It's the old one that'll go into the
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  Speaker 1: new one.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, I want to tell you about my day one homie.
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  Speaker 3: His name Tony.
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  Speaker 10: My mama introduced us having breakfast in the morning before
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  Speaker 10: we went to school a Saturday before the games. But
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  Speaker 10: I did get the whole It was ringing at your
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  Speaker 10: name and then I just name you do I gotcha
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  Speaker 10: ripe so to say, I'm kind of just like you
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  Speaker 10: have a cereal Remember then was simple, the times as
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  Speaker 10: a kid watching cartoons of going outside with my friends
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  Speaker 10: and commercial.
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  Speaker 2: It's a cool song, but like a jingle is like
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  Speaker 2: you remember.
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  Speaker 9: The kids keep their head on track again.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, it doesn't say they're great.
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  Speaker 2: I mean it was too long. I think they need
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  Speaker 2: to add that their grade. That that should be the
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  Speaker 2: you know the.
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  Speaker 4: Hook, don't boris get to the chorus. That's what they say.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so that was j I D. By the way,
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  Speaker 2: do you see what happened yesterday Phoenix with Ja Cole?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah that was super nut.
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  Speaker 2: Is that nuts?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: That was really good.
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  Speaker 1: J Coles selling selling the CDs for a dollar car
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  Speaker 1: and he was at Arizona Center or he was at
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  Speaker 1: Azy Mills walking around unfreaking belief, and then.
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  Speaker 6: His car broke down and they had to habit towed
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  Speaker 6: to like some auto shop.
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  Speaker 2: It was like a Honda. Yeah, like J Cole in
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  Speaker 2: a Honda, Like that's so wild.
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  Speaker 5: But the fact that he was just sitting there like
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  Speaker 5: taking pictures with fans, with the public, like, I think
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  Speaker 5: that's so sick.
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  Speaker 6: I'm glad he dropped this album.
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  Speaker 1: I posted a picture of somebody listened to our show
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  Speaker 1: with him saying that they told him all about our show.
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  Speaker 2: That's called Ja Cole. If you're listening. We'd love to
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  Speaker 2: have you in I Think eighty six, I'm alive,