Knock Knock Eye: Can Penis Size Really Affect Olympic Performance?

Knock Knock, Hi! with the Glaucomfleckens · Feb 19, 2026 · 41m

We start this episode exactly where you’d expect: Olympic penis drama. From pole vault mishaps to ski jumpers allegedly injecting hyaluronic acid for aerodynamic advantage, we briefly explore how far humans will go for gold.

Then we pivot to the eyeballs.

First, a patient with sudden, painless loss of half their vision walks into the ER. What sounds like a retinal detachment turns out to be something far scarier: a branch retinal artery occlusion, essentially a stroke of the eye. I walk through the differential, the workup, and the hardest part of the job, telling someone their vision will…