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Fast Five Shorts: A Splash Of Coconut Milk Lightning Round · Omni Talk Retail

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  Tomorrow,
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  Starbucks
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  is
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  eliminating
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  the
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  extra
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  charge
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  for
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  milk
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  alternatives,
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  which
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  will
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  cost
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  the
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  coffee
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  giant
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  an
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  estimated
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  $1
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  billion
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  a
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  year
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  and
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  save
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  its
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  customers
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  10%
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  off
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  their
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  drinks.
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  What
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  non
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  dairy
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  drink
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  will
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  you
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  be
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  getting
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  to
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  celebrate
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  it?
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  Ooh,
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  and
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  easy,
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  easy,
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  easy.
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  Iced
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  coffee.
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  Grande
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  iced
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  coffee
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  with
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  a
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  splash
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  of
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  coconut
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  milk.
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  That's
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  what
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  I'm
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  going
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  to
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  do.
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  I'm
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  going
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  to
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  put
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  a
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  splash
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  of
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  coconut
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  milk.
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  So
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  you're
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  not
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  even
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  going
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  to
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  make
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  the
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  barista
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  put
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  the
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  non
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  dairy
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  milk
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  in.
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  You're
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  going
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  to
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  do
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  it.
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  Splash
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  the
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  coconut
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  and
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  splash
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  the
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  coconut.
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  That's
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  what
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  I'm
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  going
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  to
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  do
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  myself
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  at
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  the
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  condiment
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  bar.
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  Yes.
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  And
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  probably
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  make
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  a
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  huge
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  mess
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  because
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  you
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  know,
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  I
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  have
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  a
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  history
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  of
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  spilling
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  coffee
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  everywhere
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  I
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  go,
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  especially
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  on
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  expensive
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  rugs
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  at
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  Friends
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  of
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  Ours
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  Place
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  of
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  business.
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  All
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  right,
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  tops.
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  The
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  famed
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  baseball
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  card
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  maker
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  is
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  partnering
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  with
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  the
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  Westminster
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  Kennel
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  Club
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  to
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  release
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  a
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  line
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  of
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  cards
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  named
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  Stars
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  of
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  the
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  show
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  which
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  feature
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  champion
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  pooches
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  from
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  the
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  names
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  with
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  the
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  names
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  of
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  like
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  Sage
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  the
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  Miniature
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  Poodle
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  to
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  Trumpet
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  the
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  Blood.
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  Those
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  are
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  real
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  names.
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  And
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  what
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  breed
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  of
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  pooch
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  would
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  you
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  most
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  want
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  in
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  the
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  first
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  pack
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  of
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  Stars
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  of
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  the
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  show
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  that
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  you
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  opened?
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  Okay,
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  I
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  guess
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  a
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  mini
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  golden
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  doodle
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  like
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  for
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  my
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  little
• 1:13
  kid
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  who
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  loves
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  like
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  he'll
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  probably
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  be.
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  We're
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  gonna
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  have
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  so
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  many
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  of
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  these
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  dog
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  baseball
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  cards
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  in
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  our
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  lives
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  in
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  no
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  time.
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  I
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  just
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  know
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  it.
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  He
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  loves
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  so
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  much
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  though.
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  What
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  would.
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  What
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  would
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  said
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  name
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  of
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  mini
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  golden
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  doodle
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  be?
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  And
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  do
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  you
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  have
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  that
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  picked
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  out
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  yet
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  as
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  well?
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  I'm
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  curious.
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  I
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  don't
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  want
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  to
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  put
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  you
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  on
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  the
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  spot,
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  but
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  I
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  feel
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  like
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  it's
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  an
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  appropriate
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  question,
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  dog
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  dawg.
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  All
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  right.
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  Yeah.
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  Yes.
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  Yeah,
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  that
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  actually
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  makes
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  sense.
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  I
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  like
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  that.
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  I
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  like
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  that
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  for
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  you.
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  Oh,
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  God.
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  All
• 1:40
  right,
• 1:40
  Chris.
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  Last
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  weekend's
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  SNL
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  featured
• 1:42
  Pete
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  Davidson
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  purchasing
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  a
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  questionable
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  gallon
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  of
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  milk
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  set
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  in
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  a
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  cooler
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  among
• 1:47
  room
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  temperature.
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  Any
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  drinks?
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  Energy
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  drinks
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  from
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  the
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  Duane
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  Reade
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  at
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  the
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  Port
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  Authority
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  Bus
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  Station.
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  Chris.
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  What
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  is
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  the
• 1:54
  Chris
• 1:54
  Walton
• 1:55
  equivalent
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  of
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  buying
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  milk
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  from
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  the
• 1:56
  Duane
• 1:56
  Reade
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  at
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  the
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  Port
• 1:57
  Authority
• 1:58
  Bus
• 1:58
  Station?
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  Oh
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  my
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  God.
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  Oh,
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  this
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  one's
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  so
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  easy
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  for
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  me.
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  And
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  I
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  once
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  bought
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  a
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  hot
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  dog
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  off
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  a
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  roller
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  from
• 2:05
  the
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  downtown
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  Minneapolis
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  target
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  at
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  like
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  2:30
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  in
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  the
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  afternoon.
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  Oh,
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  I
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  did
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  it
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  once
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  and
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  I
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  will
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  never
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  ever
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  do
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  it
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  again.
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  In
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  fact,
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  and
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  I
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  will
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  never
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  eat
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  a
• 2:14
  hot
• 2:15
  dog
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  again.
• 2:15
  I
• 2:15
  swear
• 2:15
  to
• 2:16
  God.
• 2:16
  I've
• 2:16
  not
• 2:16
  had
• 2:16
  a
• 2:16
  hot
• 2:17
  dog
• 2:17
  since
• 2:17
  Sense.
• 2:17
  I
• 2:18
  will
• 2:18
  not
• 2:18
  eat
• 2:18
  hot
• 2:18
  dogs.
• 2:19
  Why?
• 2:19
  Why
• 2:19
  did
• 2:19
  you
• 2:20
  eat.
• 2:20
  Why
• 2:20
  would
• 2:20
  you
• 2:21
  choose
• 2:21
  that?
• 2:21
  You're.
• 2:22
  I
• 2:22
  was
• 2:22
  there
• 2:22
  another
• 2:23
  Option.
• 2:24
  I
• 2:24
  was
• 2:24
  craving
• 2:25
  hot
• 2:25
  dogs
• 2:25
  for
• 2:25
  some
• 2:26
  weird
• 2:26
  reason,
• 2:26
  because
• 2:27
  I
• 2:27
  don't
• 2:27
  even
• 2:27
  generally
• 2:27
  like
• 2:27
  hot
• 2:28
  dogs,
• 2:28
  but
• 2:28
  I
• 2:28
  was
• 2:28
  craving
• 2:28
  it.
• 2:29
  Yeah.
• 2:29
  So
• 2:29
  I
• 2:29
  knew
• 2:30
  where
• 2:30
  I
• 2:30
  could
• 2:30
  get
• 2:30
  when
• 2:30
  I
• 2:30
  was
• 2:31
  working
• 2:31
  downtown
• 2:31
  on
• 2:32
  a
• 2:32
  Saturday,
• 2:32
  which
• 2:33
  tells
• 2:33
  you
• 2:33
  a
• 2:33
  little
• 2:33
  bit
• 2:33
  about
• 2:34
  me
• 2:34
  and
• 2:34
  my
• 2:34
  personality.
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  And
• 2:35
  I
• 2:35
  decided
• 2:36
  to
• 2:36
  go
• 2:36
  get
• 2:36
  a
• 2:36
  hot
• 2:36
  dog
• 2:36
  off
• 2:37
  the
• 2:37
  roller
• 2:37
  and.
• 2:38
  Yeah,
• 2:39
  no,
• 2:39
  I.
• 2:39
  I
• 2:39
  can
• 2:40
  never,
• 2:40
  ever,
• 2:41
  ever
• 2:42
  go
• 2:42
  back,
• 2:42
  Ann.
• 2:42
  It
• 2:43
  was.
• 2:43
  It
• 2:43
  was
• 2:43
  not
• 2:44
  a
• 2:44
  good
• 2:44
  experience.
• 2:44
  So
• 2:44
  that
• 2:45
  is
• 2:45
  my.
• 2:45
  That
• 2:46
  is
• 2:46
  my
• 2:46
  buying
• 2:47
  Dwayne
• 2:47
  milk
• 2:48
  from
• 2:48
  the
• 2:48
  Duane
• 2:48
  Reed
• 2:49
  at
• 2:49
  the
• 2:49
  Port
• 2:49
  Authority
• 2:50
  bus
• 2:50
  Station
• 2:50
  analogy.
• 2:51
  Oh,
• 2:51
  no,
• 2:52
  thank
• 2:52
  you.
• 2:53
  I
• 2:53
  know,
• 2:53
  right?
• 2:53
  All
• 2:54
  right,
• 2:54
  last
• 2:54
  one.
• 2:55
  A
• 2:55
  new
• 2:55
  Oregon
• 2:56
  Trail
• 2:56
  action
• 2:57
  comedy
• 2:57
  movie
• 2:58
  is
• 2:58
  in
• 2:58
  development
• 2:58
  at
• 2:59
  Apple.
• 3:00
  And
• 3:00
  I
• 3:00
  don't.
• 3:00
  Did
• 3:01
  you
• 3:01
  play
• 3:01
  Oregon
• 3:01
  Trail?
• 3:02
  And
• 3:02
  I'm
• 3:02
  curious,
• 3:02
  what
• 3:02
  was
• 3:02
  your
• 3:03
  favorite
• 3:03
  part
• 3:03
  about
• 3:04
  playing
• 3:04
  it
• 3:04
  as
• 3:04
  a
• 3:04
  kid?
• 3:06
  I
• 3:06
  was
• 3:07
  just.
• 3:07
  When
• 3:07
  I
• 3:07
  was
• 3:08
  like,
• 3:09
  if
• 3:09
  I
• 3:09
  think
• 3:10
  about
• 3:10
  Oregon
• 3:10
  Trail,
• 3:10
  I
• 3:11
  remember,
• 3:11
  like,
• 3:11
  the
• 3:11
  beep,
• 3:12
  beep,
• 3:13
  beep,
• 3:13
  you
• 3:13
  know,
• 3:13
  where,
• 3:13
  like,
• 3:14
  your
• 3:14
  carriage
• 3:14
  is
• 3:14
  slowly
• 3:15
  out
• 3:15
  on
• 3:15
  the
• 3:15
  green
• 3:16
  screen,
• 3:16
  black
• 3:16
  and
• 3:16
  green
• 3:17
  screen,
• 3:17
  like,
• 3:17
  going
• 3:18
  into
• 3:18
  the
• 3:18
  river,
• 3:19
  and
• 3:19
  then
• 3:19
  you.
• 3:20
  You
• 3:20
  are
• 3:20
  dead.
• 3:20
  You've
• 3:21
  drowned.
• 3:21
  This
• 3:22
  is
• 3:22
  over
• 3:22
  the
• 3:22
  river.
• 3:22
  Yeah,
• 3:22
  that
• 3:23
  was
• 3:23
  the
• 3:23
  part
• 3:23
  I
• 3:23
  remember,
• 3:23
  too,
• 3:24
  the
• 3:24
  river
• 3:24
  part.
• 3:24
  Like
• 3:25
  when
• 3:25
  you're
• 3:25
  fording
• 3:25
  the
• 3:26
  stream,
• 3:26
  right.
• 3:26
  That's
• 3:27
  what,
• 3:27
  like.
• 3:27
  Yeah,
• 3:27
  yeah.
• 3:27
  So
• 3:27
  you
• 3:28
  have
• 3:28
  to
• 3:28
  be
• 3:28
  like,
• 3:28
  what
• 3:29
  are
• 3:29
  you
• 3:29
  going
• 3:29
  to
• 3:29
  get
• 3:29
  rid
• 3:29
  of
• 3:30
  in
• 3:30
  your
• 3:31
  cart?
• 3:31
  What
• 3:31
  are
• 3:31
  you
• 3:31
  going
• 3:31
  to
• 3:31
  leave
• 3:32
  behind?
• 3:32
  What
• 3:32
  animals
• 3:33
  are
• 3:33
  you
• 3:33
  going
• 3:33
  to
• 3:33
  leave
• 3:33
  behind
• 3:34
  so
• 3:34
  that
• 3:34
  you
• 3:34
  can
• 3:34
  float
• 3:35
  across
• 3:35
  the
• 3:35
  stream
• 3:35
  and
• 3:36
  we
• 3:36
  always
• 3:36
  drown.
• 3:37
  Yeah,
• 3:37
  that.
• 3:38
  That
• 3:38
  and
• 3:38
  dysentery.
• 3:38
  The
• 3:39
  second
• 3:39
  dysentery
• 3:39
  drop
• 3:40
  of
• 3:40
  the
• 3:40
  show,
• 3:40
  Ed.
• 3:40
  That
• 3:41
  was
• 3:41
  the
• 3:41
  other
• 3:41
  thing
• 3:41
  I
• 3:41
  remember.
• 3:41
  I
• 3:42
  always
• 3:42
  died
• 3:42
  of
• 3:42
  dysentery,
• 3:43
  you
• 3:43
  know,
• 3:44
  and.
• 3:44
  And
• 3:45
  had
• 3:45
  to
• 3:45
  go
• 3:45
  out
• 3:45
  hunting
• 3:45
  and
• 3:46
  shooting
• 3:46
  little
• 3:46
  squirrels
• 3:47
  and
• 3:47
  stuff.
• 3:47
  I
• 3:47
  think
• 3:47
  that's
• 3:48
  what.
• 3:48
  Now
• 3:48
  we
• 3:48
  know
• 3:48
  what
• 3:48
  dysentery
• 3:49
  is.
• 3:50
  We
• 3:50
  can
• 3:50
  thank
• 3:50
  Oregon
• 3:51
  Trail
• 3:51
  in
• 3:51
  our
• 3:51
  childhood
• 3:52
  for
• 3:52
  that,
• 3:52
  right?
• 3:52
  Yes.
• 3:53
  And
• 3:53
  it's
• 3:53
  really
• 3:53
  the
• 3:54
  only
• 3:54
  time
• 3:54
  I
• 3:54
  ever
• 3:55
  use
• 3:55
  that
• 3:55
  word,
• 3:55
  so
• 3:55
  it's
• 3:55
  probably
• 3:56
  why
• 3:56
  it
• 3:56
  was
• 3:56
  top
• 3:56
  of
• 3:56
  mind
• 3:57
  before.