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Bonus IMPROV - A Woman ... Driving ... Okay ... I Guess · Very Fine Friends

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  Welcome to Very Fine Friends.
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  What do you say, Reinsets?
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  I say it's time for big bonus question.
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  Improv.
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  Shit.
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  I burn you with cigarette for that.
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  Oh, my underarm.
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  Hairy and burned.
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  Joe, can we have a suggestion, please?
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  Sure.
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  Why did you become British?
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  There's more than one person in the world, love.
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  Jolly old England.
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  Suggestion is billboards.
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  Billboards.
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  I hate them.
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  All of them.
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  Yeah.
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  Pretty much.
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  I like a cup.
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  Like I've seen a few that were like so well designed that it's like very
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  creative billboards.
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  Like I know like that was like there was one for like a like a vampire
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  movie where there's nothing there in the daytime.
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  But as the sun goes down, it shows the shape of the vampire.
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  That's cool.
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  It's like, okay, this is really interesting for like a movie.
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  Yeah.
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  So creative advertising is.
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  I don't mind that.
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  Like movie ones don't bother me necessarily,
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  but I feel like every billboard is just for a lawyer,
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  an accident lawyer.
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  I didn't know we had so many different firms.
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  There's a billion of them.
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  A billion.
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  And they all win.
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  Yeah.
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  They're all the best.
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  I think we've talked about the husband and wife a lot team before,
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  and I'm not disparaging you.
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  I know you're listening.
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  Yes.
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  This is not an advertisement for them either.
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  No, no, no, no.
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  But I was always thought to myself, like, oh, man, if they ever got divorced.
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  I have thought, like, you're really, like, you're tying yourself to that marriage hardcore.
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  Well, I was going to say, if they got divorced and they hired a lawyer, I would just hire
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  the one that they picked that one.
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  That is, I mean, really any high profile.
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  It's like, oh, it's like with therapists.
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  It's like, who's your therapist?
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  Yeah, like, I'm just going to that guy.
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  Yeah, who's your teacher?
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  Who's your teacher?
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  I want to find out what your grades were.
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  But I agree.
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  I also think like,
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  what the difference between don look at your phone or like by the way here a thousand billboards for you to see why you exactly there And they wildly distracting Sometimes the electronic ones then they like
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  change and I want to see what they say. Yeah. And they always do like stupid
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  little like cutesy messages, like usually themed for like whatever holiday or
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  event is coming up. Yeah. Like, like St. Patrick's day, like be lucky,
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  designated driver it's like i'm distracted the actual traffic signs those are like the traffic
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  yeah i know oh well yeah i get distracted by those yeah well those also i think they they suffer from
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  not being not staying on the screen long enough yeah because like you're driving like i'm a fast
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  reader but sometimes it's like i only catch like the end of something and it's like oh no wait wait
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  what's closed like where and then you're like desperately trying to look for another one and
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  then then you have to like reverse on the freeway. I know everyone's honking.
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  Everyone honks at you, even though you're trying to do a really good job. Yeah.
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  Yeah. Do you ever consider they were honking in Morse code the message that
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  you missed? Probably that's what they were doing. Yeah. That'd be a fun job
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  though to write those messages. Yeah. Like home by five, stay alive. Don't
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  honk, but donk.
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  there will be signs yeah and now improv
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  mr billings yes um i i have three ideas for the new billboards i know you said
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  that I'm very close to being fired.
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  But I really amped up the creativity
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  and I think that we're going to turn this ad agency around.
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  Oh, I hope so.
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  I can't even begin to tell you how disappointed I am
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  with your last efforts.
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  You told me last time you threw that chair, remember?
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  Yeah.
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  I was scared.
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  Good.
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  That was its intended purpose.
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  And you're HR, so what could I do?
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  Yeah, who are you going to complain to?
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  Yeah, family companies, am I right?
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  Anyway, here's my first idea.
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  It says,
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  a woman dot dot dot driving dot dot dot.
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  Okay.
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  Dot dot dot, I guess.
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  Just ripped the bandaid off.
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  How is it?
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  A billboard against women drivers I thought it would be funny you know because I don mean it It just It a trope
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  I love it.
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  What?
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  I love it.
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  Mr. Billings?
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  I love it.
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  I think we need to get rid of women drivers.
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  I think this is a great first idea.
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  No, no, it's just a joke.
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  No, no, I think this is a great, this is a great burn notice, women.
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  You should not be on the road.
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  Mr. Billings, I appreciate-
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  We'll get to them voting later.
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  For now, let's get them off the road.
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  Okay.
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  I hope this won't be tied back to me in any way.
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  Oh, no.
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  Remember when you, your employment papers that you signed?
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  My I-9s?
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  Yeah.
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  Well, we took your signature.
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  And we blew it up and we're going to slap your signature on every single
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  billboard.
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  That that's one of the perks of getting your billboard made in this town.
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  Uh,
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  you get your signature on it.
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  So everyone knows it was you.
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  Okay,
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  good.
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  Great.
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  Women drivers gone.
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  I love it.
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  My God.
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  You're on a hot street now.
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  Let's go.
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  Okay.
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  What's your next idea?
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  Well,
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  nervous about this one.
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  Um,
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  it just came to me.
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  Um,
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  again,
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  I have to emphasize.
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  It's just a joke.
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  It is a joke.
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  The way women drive.
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  No, it's not about women.
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  This next one was I was I went to visit my grandpa and it just inspired me.
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  It's just it's just as fuck the elderly.
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  Oh, boy.
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  Oh, Mr. Billings.
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  Have I shown you my plan for euthanizing everybody over the age of 65?
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  I thought that was a joke.
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  I don't joke about killing the elderly.
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  No, no, no, no.
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  This is great.
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  This is great.
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  They also should not be on the road, by the way.
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  So this is perfect.
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  It lines, it'll go hand in hand with our anti-women message.
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  Oh, God.
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  Mr. Billings.
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  If you're an old woman, look out.
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  We really have it in for you.
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  Wouldn't that, maybe it would cancel out.
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  I'm just trying anything.
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  You thought that was a joke?
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  Well, it's called Mr. Billings Funny Ad Agency.
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  I didn't think I'd be responsible for,
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  I'm going to get hate mail, death threats.
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  My wife's going to leave me.
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  My grandpa might die.
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  Yeah, you will if he's over 65.
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  Oh, God.
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  And I have my way with the world.
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  Okay.
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  I think you're on, you're on, son, you're doing the Lord's work.
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  Okay And it actually it not Mr Billings funny billboards it pronounced funy
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  oh
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  is that why it has the
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  umlaut yeah
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  it does yeah
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  funy is the
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  German word for
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  survival of the fittest
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  wow they are really tight over there
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  aren't they yeah oh yeah they've got a
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  nice compact little word for everything.
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  Okay.
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  All right.
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  Well, I want to hear this next billboard idea.
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  You're on a hot streak.
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  I don't think you do.
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  Oh, I, you keep bringing me ideas like this.
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  There might be a new Mr. Billings in town.
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  I'm going to turn 65 one day too.
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  I'm going to need somebody in my shoes.
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  All right.
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  Well, keep in mind, this is a joke.
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  Oh, okay.
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  All right.
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  A joke.
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  just like that.
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  The other ones.
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  They were.
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  All right.
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  Here's my last one.
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  I'm laughing all the way to the bank.
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  It says,
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  um,
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  Mr.
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  Billings should be assaulted,
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  murdered,
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  and left in a river.
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  Thanks for driving on the I five.
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  Hang on a second.
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  Hang on a second,
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  son.
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  Sweating.
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  That,
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  that last one feels a little personal.
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  It's a joke.
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  No,
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  wait.
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  have you been looking at my porn history?
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  It's Mr. Billings.
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  I love it.
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  You left your computer open one day after work.
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  I love it.
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  Oh,
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  that's my,
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  that's my favorite.
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  That's my ultimate fantasy.
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  Mrs.
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  Billings won't do it.
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  I assume so.
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  Cause you're still here.
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  Yeah.
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  Oh,
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  wow.
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  Oh,
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  so I got the job.
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  you continue to have the job.
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  I will not fire you.
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  Oh God.
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  What a great day.
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  Oh,
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  do you have any other ideas?
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  I don't want to stop you.
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  If you have more.
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  Um,
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  I just had one more idea.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  This is,
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  I can do this.
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  I can do this.
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  I get a raise.
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  Ooh,
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  that might conflict with another billboard that I was going about to put up.
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  Oh,
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  what was that?
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  Mr.
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  Mr.
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  Billings.
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  Go fuck yourself.
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  Dean.