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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show April 17th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this.
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  Speaker 2: Program, Listener discretion is advice.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show freak.
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  Speaker 4: This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
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  Speaker 4: in session.
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  Speaker 5: A god born thing.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody. Today is April the seventeenth, twenty twenty six, and
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  Speaker 4: you guys, today is Friday. Oh my god, oh my god,
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  Speaker 4: oh my god.
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  Speaker 6: Alright, is the only show.
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  Speaker 4: My name is one. That is Greg Gory. We got Menace,
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  Speaker 4: Sea Bass is here, we got Sammy. There is our
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  Speaker 4: friend Morgan High Morgan. Vonna's here, dumbass Tyler, we got four,
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  Speaker 4: We got Menji. You're here to help us get through
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  Speaker 4: this morning as quickly as we came into the weekend.
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  Speaker 6: It is the Wooden Show.
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  Speaker 4: Well as we get this little part of the day
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  Speaker 4: out of the way. Gina and I are in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, from this hotel room.
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  Speaker 7: Cozy.
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  Speaker 4: We're in our friend Bill's hotel room. We had to meet.
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  Speaker 4: We had to meet in neutral grounds. Yeah, because otherwise
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  Speaker 4: it would have been inappropriate. Well r I would have
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  Speaker 4: had something to say about that.
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  Speaker 8: And I brought my my ask I did my eye
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  Speaker 8: patch stuff and nobody wanted to use it. I was
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  Speaker 8: going to braid your hair. No taka with you and
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  Speaker 8: Bill anyway.
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  Speaker 4: Uh yeah, so our our newest affiliate, Eagle ninety eight
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  Speaker 4: point one. Uh, they're hosting us here and uh we're
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  Speaker 4: doing some stuff with them and then uh and then
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  Speaker 4: we're going right back to Woodies Show headquarters. But yeah,
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  Speaker 4: so just for today, myself and Gina are here from
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  Speaker 4: this hotel room. Yes, yeah, and if the good thing
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  Speaker 4: is I think room service works ripsay, no room service
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  Speaker 4: for you. I mean, although you can just door dash all. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: they have the hardest time finding our building.
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  Speaker 9: Well, yeah, thank I give them Bond's phone number and
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  Speaker 9: tracks them down. We got the dumbass contest your d
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  Speaker 9: y Q still coming up. All the regular stuff that
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  Speaker 9: we would normally do to get through a Friday together,
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  Speaker 9: we're having today on the show, including your Friday fail stories.
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  Speaker 4: Gina's got something is it cheating? We've had a lot
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  Speaker 4: of talk about what's your name? Diana Rassini?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, the chick culture from the Atlantic.
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  Speaker 4: Formally worked for the Atlantic couple. We didn't cheat, but
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  Speaker 4: she just had to resign. Oh yeah, yeah, definitely did not.
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  Speaker 4: But I just resigned you just because I didn't. No,
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  Speaker 4: I didn't so hard. I resigned.
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  Speaker 6: No, but.
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  Speaker 4: That's ida. What were you saying, Gina? That gets a
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  Speaker 4: something pretty popular online right now? These uh is it cheating?
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  Speaker 8: They're everywhere, these viral videos of couples getting together asking
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  Speaker 8: each other, is this scenario cheating? Is this scenario cheating?
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  Speaker 8: So I pulled a few of the best ones, and
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  Speaker 8: I want your opinion.
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  Speaker 4: We've got some of the trending headlines, some birthdays, port
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  Speaker 4: of birthday to get to here on the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Phones open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can
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  Speaker 4: send us a text over to two to nine eight
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  Speaker 4: seven couple uh Friday fun facts. Twenty two percent of
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  Speaker 4: people say they take their birthday extremely seriously. Do we
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  Speaker 4: know anybody like that?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 2: What does that mean seriously?
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  Speaker 4: Menace? I take it very week. We know somebody eat
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  Speaker 4: begs for stuff.
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  Speaker 2: But does that take very seriously funly?
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  Speaker 4: No, he takes his birthday seriously.
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  Speaker 10: That percent seems low, though I think it's higher than that.
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  Speaker 4: Ye See, Americans, Gina collectively take selfies ninety three million
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  Speaker 4: times a day.
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  Speaker 7: I am not surprised. I get it.
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  Speaker 2: That's just Gina.
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  Speaker 7: I get it.
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  Speaker 4: An average greg an average pencil is capable of drawing
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  Speaker 4: a line thirty five miles long.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 7: Wow, I wonder how they came up with that conclusion.
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  Speaker 4: It's got to be just enough pressure. It's got to
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  Speaker 4: be just enough pressure to be able to make a mark,
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  Speaker 4: but not enough pressure that you grind.
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  Speaker 7: It down super fust.
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  Speaker 4: That is a fun fact.
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  Speaker 2: That is fun.
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  Speaker 4: The average age of a person learning to swim eight
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  Speaker 4: years old younger, which goes back to whole like if
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  Speaker 4: you get to adulthood and you still can't swim, Like,
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  Speaker 4: I don't even remember learning.
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  Speaker 7: To swim, right to swim lesson because.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not an our word. I just.
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  Speaker 6: Did.
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  Speaker 4: He just like flapped his arms.
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  Speaker 7: We're like four years old.
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  Speaker 9: My parents had me as a baby, yause my grandparents
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  Speaker 9: lived on the water, so they were afraid that I
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  Speaker 9: was going to walk out to the water and drownd.
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  Speaker 7: All our parents cared about it.
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  Speaker 4: Did you remember that?
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  Speaker 6: Though?
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't go if you're trying to eat better.
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  Speaker 4: Fifty one percent of people believe their friends intentionally sabotage
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  Speaker 4: their diets.
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  Speaker 7: Oh I got.
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  Speaker 8: A girl, I got a feeder in our lives who
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  Speaker 8: always sabotages us.
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  Speaker 2: Well, when you're with friends, that's what you do.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I mean Greg was just shaming some of
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  Speaker 4: the other day, we had burritos in the studio and
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  Speaker 4: somebody goes, you should totally have one. I forget who
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  Speaker 4: came in here. Oh, our friend Tim too. Yeah. Tim.
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  Speaker 4: He was trying to pressure him into it.
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  Speaker 2: I said, he never eats.
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  Speaker 9: Well, I have family members like that. I go, dude,
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  Speaker 9: we just ate literally thirty minutes. Yeah, and it's just
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  Speaker 9: another meal.
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  Speaker 4: And speaking to people who can't wait to eat, twenty
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  Speaker 4: seven percent of us are so impatient that we eat
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  Speaker 4: food at the grocery store that we haven't paid for.
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  Speaker 11: You.
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  Speaker 7: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 12: I've seen people the other day because there's a giant
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  Speaker 12: long line. I was like, well, I'm as well keep
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  Speaker 12: myself busy.
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  Speaker 7: But do you put the wrapper? But you put the
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  Speaker 7: wrapper on the conveyor belt and pay for it or
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  Speaker 7: in the box?
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  Speaker 4: Not food, but like, yeah, I'll grab u I'll grab
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  Speaker 4: a coke zero or something out of one of those
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  Speaker 4: little refrigerators by the checkout, and I'm sipping on that
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  Speaker 4: as I'm making my way through the story, as most
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  Speaker 4: of the hog as I am. I've never done that.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I want to enjoy myself as I'm strolling
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  Speaker 4: through the aisles. Get you a little treaty a couple
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  Speaker 4: of Friday would he show fun facts guys? Yeah, that's fun.
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  Speaker 4: It's show you know what I'm saying. I just say, uh,
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  Speaker 4: April seventeenth, it's World Circus Day. Whimsical circuses. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: I'm probably like eight same.
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  Speaker 7: Saying, really, you haven't taken the kids to the circus. No,
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  Speaker 7: and that's not a euphemus.
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  Speaker 4: No, oh we have no I what would the circus
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  Speaker 4: be now? Because it's not really animals, right.
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  Speaker 7: You know what, it's a lot of it's it's a
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  Speaker 7: lot of trapeze and.
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  Speaker 8: Trampoline like jumping off and on like sense. But it's
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  Speaker 8: also because you get the good ones. It's the motorcycle
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  Speaker 8: guys in that.
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  Speaker 12: Like, yeah, just go to Night Show's circus. Or we
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  Speaker 12: went to a Russian circus. They had real animals. Yeah,
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  Speaker 12: they're on tricycle, dog painted like tiger, all kinds of stuff.
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  Speaker 4: It's blah blah blah day it's herbalist day less. It's
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  Speaker 4: a waste of money and they're lying to you.
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  Speaker 10: That's what's really okay.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like I hear a commercial on the radio
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  Speaker 4: from time to time about psychics. Greg, have you heard.
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  Speaker 2: The like you can't trust these other cycles?
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  Speaker 13: Right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we only hire a hundred people. I think.
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  Speaker 4: Don't go me. But they kind of say guarantee in there.
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  Speaker 2: I think so, I mean they they are.
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  Speaker 12: They're probably very careful with what they say because they're
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  Speaker 12: they're they're lying to.
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  Speaker 7: But legal it has to say for entertainment purposes only.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, I don't remember they hear them say.
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  Speaker 7: It's got to at the end say that that's what
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  Speaker 7: we're saying.
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  Speaker 4: Before I die.
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  Speaker 12: Now that I've conquered shopping cards, that'll be my one thing.
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  Speaker 12: And if I do die, somebody take this over. Make
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  Speaker 12: calling yourself a psychic explicitly illegal.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I pass a lots. I make it a law.
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  Speaker 4: I've been meaning to bring it up to you. I
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  Speaker 4: think there's like a convention coming up weekend. There's a convention. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: there's a story that was in the news because there
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  Speaker 4: was this TikTok psychic who's appealing a ten million dollar
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  Speaker 4: false claim verdict in the Idaho student murders case. Oh's rough. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: so ten million bucks and damages to a University of
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  Speaker 4: Ohio of Idaho professor, this woman falsely accused of orchestrating
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  Speaker 4: the twenty twenty two murders that the Sea Bass doppelganger
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  Speaker 4: actually did. I mean, that's what's what's his name? Fake news?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, Brian, I mean that's that's a bad that's a
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  Speaker 12: bad move.
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  Speaker 4: All right. So this psychic's name and he guesses, what
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  Speaker 4: would a psychic's name be, like just a girl's name.
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  Speaker 4: Oh like white chick, basic ass white chick name.
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  Speaker 7: Like the amazing Everly, it's Ashley.
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  Speaker 4: Ashlynn, forty one years old. Self described psychic who used
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  Speaker 4: tarot card readings to build her case, pointed to a
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  Speaker 4: series of videos claiming that this history professor, this woman,
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  Speaker 4: Rebecca Schofield, had masterminded the killings.
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  Speaker 12: By the way, they're all self proclaimed psychics. There's no test.
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  Speaker 4: They never passed exactly. It's like when we were talking
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  Speaker 4: about crystal balls the other day, like, well, if you know,
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  Speaker 4: if you had access to a crystal ball, Yeah, oh,
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  Speaker 4: you mean like the real ones.
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  Speaker 9: I've never shared this before, but my friend like got
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  Speaker 9: really into psychics, and I knew this guy was complete bullish,
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  Speaker 9: and I kind of called him on it. And then
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  Speaker 9: the psychic said I don't like this guy. He has
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  Speaker 9: weird energy to like put like a like a beef
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  Speaker 9: between me and my friend, so I wouldn't be around. Yeah,
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  Speaker 9: suck money out of this guy, I see. And then
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  Speaker 9: eventually eventually the psychic went away.
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  Speaker 10: This guy's no good for you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, bad energy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a national high coup Day. It's National High
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  Speaker 4: five Day, National kickball Day. Kickball was fun as a kid.
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  Speaker 4: But there are there still an adult kickball leagues. Oh
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  Speaker 4: my god, because that was all the rage for a minute.
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  Speaker 8: There are I have friends that participate still. Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 8: it's a lot.
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  Speaker 7: It's an excuse to drink outside.
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  Speaker 4: It peaked after the movie, and then it's coming back.
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  Speaker 2: It's sure.
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  Speaker 4: It's still like an intermural sport in the colleges. I
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  Speaker 4: thought we had moved on to like ax throwing and
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  Speaker 4: then moved on to whatever else, candle making, pickleball, whatever that. Yeah, pickleball.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't heard anything about pickleball in a long time.
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  Speaker 7: It's kind of for olds, though.
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  Speaker 12: I drove by a ton of like mega church sized
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  Speaker 12: pickleball facilities in some lake city recently.
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  Speaker 9: With that said, there is a huge aisle of pickleball
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  Speaker 9: stuff inside Target.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and is it still uh? Is it still popular though?
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  Speaker 4: I think so. They're trying to get celebrities to invest
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  Speaker 4: in these leagues. I know who's going to watch them money?
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  Speaker 2: Well, back out of court by my house. It's always
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  Speaker 2: being used.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 4: It's a National cheese ball Day, okay? Are we talking
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  Speaker 4: about Are we talking about the cheeseballs cheese balls like planters.
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  Speaker 7: Cheese puff cheese balls?
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  Speaker 4: Are we talking about like the nut log? Yes, the
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  Speaker 4: nut log. That's what I always thought cheeseballs were.
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  Speaker 12: National cheese ball Day is yes, the nut log, not
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  Speaker 12: the cheese puff day.
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  Speaker 4: Cheese puffs are well, cheese puffs are more like the
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  Speaker 4: like the.
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  Speaker 8: That's what I'm saying, long ones. But just so you
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  Speaker 8: know we're talking about the internet.
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  Speaker 4: Just confirmed. That's what I'm saying. It's ball, not not puff. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: And then a National Crawfish Day.
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  Speaker 10: Crawfish boils. You suck the heads.
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  Speaker 4: Off, dude. Even Greg's not down.
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  Speaker 2: Even I'm the most daring eater. And that's just it's
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  Speaker 2: like eating a spider because their legal bugs.
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  Speaker 9: I'll go and all the time when I was a kid, Yeah,
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  Speaker 9: we would go in the rice fields and catch them.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, Gene and I are right there in
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  Speaker 4: the heart of that right now, we're in the bad ruge.
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  Speaker 4: I'll show you how to do it. Just get a
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  Speaker 4: hot dog and string and then they clamp onto it
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  Speaker 4: before it gets the birthdays you real good. It's one
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  Speaker 4: entertainment thing, real quick. So it's not your imagination. Movies
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  Speaker 4: today are longer. It's interesting because a lot of other
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  Speaker 4: things have gotten shorter.
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  Speaker 2: Inflation.
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  Speaker 4: What was the what was the theme song you were
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  Speaker 4: singing the other day, Greg, give.
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  Speaker 2: For the sitcom Give Me a Break? Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So TV shows used to have full.
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  Speaker 8: On it usually explain the show, like The Brady Bunch
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  Speaker 8: or Gilligan's Island Out.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, how did we get here?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: So then and then it became where like it went
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  Speaker 4: from the theme song to just the basic remember those
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  Speaker 4: little things in like reading Rainbow that's the whole song.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, because you don't need to be told what you're watching,
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  Speaker 12: a guy, Yeah, you're not going to accidentally find a
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  Speaker 12: show these right, Yeah, but.
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  Speaker 4: It was a whole of me. I'm gonna try to
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  Speaker 4: find your your song here, Greg.
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  Speaker 2: God, I don't even know how that came up.
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  Speaker 9: I will say this, I feel that the Apple shows
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  Speaker 9: have really long intros, but not really like theme songs.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, and those are the ones that you wouldn't know
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  Speaker 7: because you always skip intro.
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  Speaker 4: Here we go, Greg yeah, right, yeah, Nel Carter Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And then Gina was pulling up some clips. Yeah, because
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  Speaker 4: the whole thing was about how she was like this big.
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  Speaker 7: Like that was the whole joke, how huge she was.
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  Speaker 7: But looking at it today, totally normal size.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of normal.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, she's big, yeah, but she it was like that
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  Speaker 7: was the joke, like, oh my god, she's huge. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: these days it's like her next to a six hundred
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  Speaker 7: pounds sister's nothing.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, quick AI game, longest ever modern you know, modern
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  Speaker 12: era TV theme song intro.
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna say, Sopranos, Simpsons.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, it's really modern day.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, a modern day, I asked, I asked, yes, Rock,
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  Speaker 4: that's wrong.
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  Speaker 10: But the Office, Gina.
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  Speaker 2: You just watch DTF Saint Louis. The opening of that
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  Speaker 2: show is in a turn.
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  Speaker 7: It's very long, and again I skip it.
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  Speaker 4: What is it?
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  Speaker 12: It is twin Peaks the full opening credit sequence with
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  Speaker 12: the dream theme two minutes and thirty six.
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  Speaker 4: Second Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm looking at the time.
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  Speaker 2: Right now.
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  Speaker 4: There's still two minutes and thirty six sex right now.
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  Speaker 2: Certain radio stations even played it as a song.
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  Speaker 4: Sopranos was long, but only about a minute thirty nine.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's a good song too. Does this just go
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  Speaker 7: on like that the whole time?
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  Speaker 12: Quantum Leap was about two twenty one that show and
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  Speaker 12: the Prisoners to fifteen Game of Thrones and minute fifty
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  Speaker 12: eight m.
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  Speaker 4: X generation almost too many.
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  Speaker 9: Well, what's I'm gonna say is if they do have
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  Speaker 9: intro these days, it's usually just an instant mental and
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  Speaker 9: it's really boring.
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  Speaker 4: Well, DTF s Lewis is just the.
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  Speaker 7: Song that the Sunshine is.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, with Jason Baman doing krodate case.
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  Speaker 2: He's like doing these all these moves.
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  Speaker 4: A spoiler two a later episode. Yeah, Sprando is definitely one.
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  Speaker 4: At some point I will go back and rewatch it
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  Speaker 4: got to It's been a long long time.
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  Speaker 8: You don't just pop in and out. Sometimes I'm like,
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  Speaker 8: I just need a warm, fuzzy mafio so feeling.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, back to my original little fun fact here, it's
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  Speaker 4: not our imagination. As other things have gotten way shorter,
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  Speaker 4: The movies are longer. In the eighties, fourteen percent of
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  Speaker 4: all the big movies ran more than two hours. In
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  Speaker 4: the twenty twenties, that number jumped to thirty two percent.
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  Speaker 4: So the genre most responsible of the action films. But
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  Speaker 4: you are now an average of one hundred and twenty
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  Speaker 4: eight minutes. Wow, And then you tack on the twenty
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  Speaker 4: thirty minutes of commercials and trailers that run before the
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  Speaker 4: movie even starts. I mean, the whole experience is super long.
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  Speaker 4: There was just the guy, the guy who runs I
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  Speaker 4: think it's Sony Studios. He was just glad there was
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  Speaker 4: like a big convention that just happened. I think this week. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: sen Cendemacon. Cendemacons is all the movie theater owners and
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  Speaker 4: operators and whatever. They get together and they have this.
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  Speaker 4: Imagine those parties, the big convention, so much popcorn.
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  Speaker 12: I imagine this is all economics because you got to
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  Speaker 12: think about it in then theater days. You had to
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  Speaker 12: you're turning it over. You got to turn over those seats,
• 17:15
  Speaker 12: so quicker, quicker times. Now you want people on your
• 17:17
  Speaker 12: platform longer, so you want someone on Netflix for two plus.
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  Speaker 4: This is for theaters.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, for the theaters, they want you to sit there
• 17:24
  Speaker 9: and watch all the commercials. So the guy who runs Sony.
• 17:27
  Speaker 9: He was blasting all the theater owners saying, you guys
• 17:30
  Speaker 9: have to cut down the number of ads. You guys
• 17:32
  Speaker 9: have to stop it with the whatever.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: It's like, well, that's how they make money, right, you
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: know that because they're not making money, like they give
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: most of the ticket the theater houses. They give most
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: of the money to this guy, yeah, to the movie studio.
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: The way they're making their money is by selling the popcorn.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: And you know these little ads that run that you
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: have to watch, not not the trailers, but like the
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: the commercials that will run beforehand. Yeah, straight up for
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: a different problems. But you know, what do you want
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: them to do? Here's another secret you take less? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you know that's.
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  Speaker 12: Another secret thing about that is now that nothing's on
• 18:07
  Speaker 12: film anymore and film costs a lot of money.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah that's true.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: It's just digital right right? So yeah, had you to
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: ship it? Yeah, ship it out all right, top for
• 18:15
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• 18:28
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• 18:43
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• 18:47
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• 18:51
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  Speaker 4: directed Anchorman Talladaked Night Step Brother is one of my
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  Speaker 4: favorite movies of all time, and then then he ditched
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  Speaker 4: She's also NFL Royalty. Her dad owns the New York Giants.
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  Speaker 7: Really had no idea.
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  Speaker 4: Her mom's family is part of the owners of the
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  Speaker 4: Pittsburgh Steelers. So not that. Not Ben forty one years old.
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  Speaker 4: out her firecrotch two hundred and fifty seven fine films,
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Cooch charmers music plays. All right, there you go, well,
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  Speaker 6: We're back. Yes yet it yet it?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yes show? All right, welcome back. You guys want
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: to talk about some food? Yeah, way, I'm always Downy show.
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  Speaker 4: Food news. Yeah, it's a good one. That's a good one.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Here, you guys are like this too. All right here
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: we gows menace Craft Macaroni and cheese. Yes, just bought
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: three boxes the other day, and they've expanded their product
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: line with a new restaurant addition. You know, Greg like
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: Sing's restaurants.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: How do you make an extra restaurant.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: Featuring three new flavors? Let's see. The flavors include the
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: parmesan pesto noodles, cream sauce with basil and parmesan. You got,
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: Let's see, where's the where's the other one of sauce
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  Speaker 4: made pepper Jay Oh, caramelized onion mac and cheese, Yes
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: offering a steakhout experience with Monterey Jack cheese, sweet carmel
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: onions and the noodles. Of course, it sounds good, awesome. Yeah, yeah,
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: those are the ones in the Craft Monterey Jack. It
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: probably doesn't taste necessary.
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  Speaker 12: They still have one box of the old apple pie
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  Speaker 12: stuff the.
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  Speaker 4: Last year.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she said no to the caramelized onion one.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah that sounds good. That sounds really big. I
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: think that's too vegetable for miniso. Yeah, menace Taco Bell.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: They've ad the new fries to the menu. Of course,
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: they debuted the steak and guac nacho fries. Yeah, it's
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: exactly as it says it is seasoned fries top. But
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: the grilled marinade steak, Chipotle sauce, warm nacho cheese, reduced fat,
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: sour cream. So the fifth sauce is reduced fat. Just
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: say sour cream. I don't know if you're winning anybody
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: over who wants to go to Taco Bell by saying
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: reduced fat.
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  Speaker 7: Sounds like a joke.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just say sour cream and a scoop of guac
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: right on top.
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  Speaker 7: No problem.
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: That's that's here. For a limited time, Chick fil A
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: is selling a new Chick fil A Signature Sauce variety
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: sets fows costco. So the set includes three ten ounce
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: bottles of Chick fil A favorites, including the classic Chick
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: fil A honey mustard and in the Polynesian sauce, which
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: is that's good like I do like the Polynesian sauce.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: So no word on the set. It was going to
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: be a permanent item, but like many things at Costco,
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: best to grab it while you can. And then these
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: are the results of the Best Bites twenty twenty six
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: report revealing the fast foods the favorites for people across
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: the country. Okay, So, according to the study based on
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: responses from over forty thousand people nationwide, seventy percent of
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: people get their food and drinks and fast food restaurants
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: at least once a month and once a month thirty
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: percent are at once a week. About half today of
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: the weekly fast food diners are under the age of
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: forty five okay, and middle income households. Okay. All those
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: trips to the drive through add ups. Sixty one percent
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: are spending up to one hundred dollars a month, which
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: is not that hard. Nineteen percent say they're spending between
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: one hundred and two hundred bucks, and there's about eleven
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: percent of people spending over three hundred bucks. A month
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: on fast Like, if I was a poor middle age
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: or not minimum age, high school or college student, I
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: would not eat it fast food because it is too
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: damn expensive. Prices are too damn high.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: McDonald's topping the list of the fast food brands that
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: people would consider going to for fast food, Chick fil
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: A second, Wendy's is third. When it comes to specific
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: foods that people want, the list changes a bit. For burgers,
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: five Guys is number one.
• 24:44
  Speaker 7: Expensive, it's exactly not fast food.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: Burger King is next, and then you got in and out.
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: Third for Deli sandwiches, the top spot say it.
• 24:55
  Speaker 7: Don't say it, don't say it?
• 24:58
  Speaker 14: Is it?
• 24:58
  Speaker 12: Subway It's somewhere, of course they have more locations the
• 25:01
  Speaker 12: other everywhere come, followed by Jersey Mikes and then Firehouse
• 25:05
  Speaker 12: Subs is at number three.
• 25:08
  Speaker 7: It's okay.
• 25:09
  Speaker 8: Can I tell you how much I love Jersey Mikes.
• 25:11
  Speaker 8: I got wrecked on food poisoning one time, and I'm
• 25:15
  Speaker 8: sure it was that. And guess what, I finished the
• 25:17
  Speaker 8: sandwich the next day.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: Good for you, because I love Jersey Mikes. So it
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: wasn't the sandwich because you were fine.
• 25:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah either way, because we were like, oh, the last
• 25:23
  Speaker 8: thing you ate, you'll never eat it again.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: Love it. I like to get the jersey Mike's Mike's Way,
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: extra juice, extra no, just you soak it. It's like
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: olive oil and but it.
• 25:36
  Speaker 7: Just your bread falls apart. You don't care. Jimmy John's
• 25:41
  Speaker 7: I like Jimmy Jimmy Johns freaky fash.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: Taco and Brito cravings people are going to number one.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Taco Bell, Chipotle at number two, followed by Mo's Southwust
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: grown all right for chicken. Chick fl A is number one,
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: followed by KFC, which I recently rediscovered thanks to getting
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: in my head with that jingle that cheating ye, and
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: then pop Eyes at number three. Pizza Hut is the
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: preferred place for pizza.
• 26:08
  Speaker 7: You gotta be kidding, which.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: Is fine as the chains go. Yeah, if you're going chains,
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: if you're going nationwide chain correct, it has to be pizza.
• 26:17
  Speaker 7: It's a sauce issue for me. It's too sweet.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: Really, Oh see, I like the sweet sung. There's a
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: there's a place. It's a local place, but they've got it.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: It's called the Grandma. And the Gramma is like the
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: fresh mozzarella, like big like blocks of it and get
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: sat on top of the sauce. Is like more of
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: a sweet sauce.
• 26:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's your thing.
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh so good. Domino's number two, and then Papa
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: John's number three. Like I said, McDonald's is the favorite
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: overall for fries. Five guys distant second. Like McDonald's took
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: the number one with fries thirty five guys.
• 26:53
  Speaker 7: I think five guys is just up there because they
• 26:54
  Speaker 7: give you so many.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: Also, it is my dog's favorite. The five guys. No,
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: McDonald's they.
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: Hammer themselves.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: Also they're French. Thank you? Yeah?
• 27:11
  Speaker 7: Hello?
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: Have they ever turned down any piece of food you
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: offered them? Ever? Yes, McDonald's is the favorite place for fries,
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: vibe guys. Number second or number two, and then third
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: is Chick fil A, And then overall for quality, Chick
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: fil A is number one, and then Wendy's is first.
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: For value.
• 27:29
  Speaker 7: I do like chicken wrap yesterday.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah is good. Yeah, it's good.
• 27:34
  Speaker 12: Uh.
• 27:35
  Speaker 9: Since we were talking about McDonald's, though, I may think
• 27:38
  Speaker 9: Sea Bass.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: You got me the new happy meal.
• 27:42
  Speaker 12: Yeah, like they have a breakfast happy meal. It's called
• 27:44
  Speaker 12: like jing jang or something, or.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: Soldier boy, Saga boys, Saga Boys. It's like a case.
• 27:52
  Speaker 12: It's okay, it's the guys from the Cape, the bad
• 27:57
  Speaker 12: asses with the pig hair.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: Rude.
• 28:01
  Speaker 9: But yeah, it had me enter to win something seas
• 28:04
  Speaker 9: I don't know. It just says vip Oh okay, but
• 28:07
  Speaker 9: it got me. I've never done this, and I want
• 28:09
  Speaker 9: to ask you, no, never receiving but the app, the
• 28:17
  Speaker 9: McDonald's app, Oh to like, scan it to win?
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I had to scan it to win and download it.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: I never used the McDonald's app. And this is a
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: question I want to ask you. When you pull up
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: to the drive through, they always ask you, are you
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: using the app? Now that Yeah, I'm like, I don't
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: know what that means. You can make your order and
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: pay for the app, then we show up and just
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: give them the number, and then you can wait so
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: I can pre order it. Yeah.
• 28:37
  Speaker 12: Well, yeah, you pre order it and then when you
• 28:39
  Speaker 12: get there, you click I'm here, and then you go
• 28:41
  Speaker 12: up and say X Y four three or whatever.
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: But I don't have to get out of my car.
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: I use the drive through. Why the hell would they
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: ask you at the drive through if they didn't want
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: you to use it there? No, I just thought it
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: was like for rewards points, or something.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:54
  Speaker 9: Yeah, also yes, because you know that's the only thing
• 28:57
  Speaker 9: with pickups. Sometimes I'm like, I don't want to get
• 28:58
  Speaker 9: out of my car.
• 28:59
  Speaker 8: Yeah, m are you ordering on the app today? And
• 29:02
  Speaker 8: I'm like, no, shut up, but now I know.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: Why the Okay, before we go to break mana is
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: one more piece of food news just for you. So
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: how do you say the company? It's a matron matron.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: The the Ramen Mars all right, so yeah, the Ramen brand.
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: They have collaborated with Flaming Hot Cheetos to introduce their
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: newest Ramen variation, the Instant Lunch Flaming Hot Flavored Chicken Flavor.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: It's being sold exclusively where menace Walmart, Walmart Flaming Hot Cheetos.
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: Man loves him some Walmart.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:41
  Speaker 9: I mean, they got all the best exclusives, but they
• 29:44
  Speaker 9: could have it could have been Costco too, because they're
• 29:46
  Speaker 9: big at Costco.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: So Greg. The idea started when TikTokers began adding Flaming
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: Hot Cheetos to their regular Ramen cups for that extra heat.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: The post went viral, and so each cup of the
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: new Instant Lunch Flaming Hot Chicken Flavor includes the signature
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: raw noodles with the flavored seasoning packet for.
• 30:02
  Speaker 9: The flame selling you. Flaming Hot is keeping is it lays?
• 30:08
  Speaker 9: They're keeping them in business?
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Man. I think like Cheetos, if you put it in
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: the category of chips, is my favorite chip. I don't
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: like Flaming Hot.
• 30:15
  Speaker 7: I don't either.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: It has a weird like sour tastes good.
• 30:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: I feel like we went through like a real big
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: phase where everything had to be hot.
• 30:25
  Speaker 7: That was ending.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: It's coming back so kind of big, dude.
• 30:28
  Speaker 12: I see hot ones co bredded stuff for like random
• 30:31
  Speaker 12: like milk check stuff you would never expl But here's
• 30:34
  Speaker 12: the thing.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: It's like, I feel like we we we feel kind
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: of like pressure to make everything spicy.
• 30:38
  Speaker 15: I know everything has to be spicy.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Water.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: We're gonna take a quick break. We got some more
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  Speaker 4: Woody show for you next. Hang on.
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  Speaker 4: And we are in to another new hour insensitivity training
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  Speaker 4: and girls. We have made it to Friday. You know
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  Speaker 4: I'm talking about Funny Is one of you that is
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  Speaker 4: Greg Gory? Hi?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 4: Is that it with the Sea bass? Sammy?
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  Speaker 7: Yes?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, well saying he said, we got great gory and
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  Speaker 9: then and then it got to.
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  Speaker 12: That.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, speak on it, Gina, Gina, and are hold
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  Speaker 4: up in a hotel room. Yeah, so you know it's
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  Speaker 4: it's gonna be. It's gonna be less than perfect. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it'll be what it is, you know, saying sure, yep,
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  Speaker 4: but we got it, We got it going on. Anything
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  Speaker 4: we do get through this morning into the weekend as
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  Speaker 4: quickly as possible. That's what's happening today, and it will
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: start with the trending news headlines. Yeah.
• 32:03
  Speaker 8: Well, a really sad situation went down in Virginia, where
• 32:06
  Speaker 8: police say former Lieutenant Governor Justin Fairfax shot and killed
• 32:09
  Speaker 8: his wife before killing himself. A'th already say the couple
• 32:13
  Speaker 8: had been dealing with a messy divorce and domestic issues,
• 32:16
  Speaker 8: and this all happened shortly after he was served some
• 32:18
  Speaker 8: paperwork quote unquote related to a court case.
• 32:21
  Speaker 7: Their two teenagers were home at the time.
• 32:23
  Speaker 8: The eldest son is the one who found him, and
• 32:26
  Speaker 8: reports also say, Fairfax struggled with alcohol and had become
• 32:29
  Speaker 8: increasingly isolated from his family, which may have contributed to
• 32:33
  Speaker 8: what they're calling his sense of hopelessness. He'd already been
• 32:36
  Speaker 8: dealing with some fallout from a sexual assault scandal back
• 32:39
  Speaker 8: in twenty nineteen that did hurt his political career, and
• 32:42
  Speaker 8: neighbors and officials were shocked by the news.
• 32:44
  Speaker 7: They said, it's a super sad day for the community.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: So like ABC News posted about this story and like
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: one of the first comments, you know, I go right
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: to the comments, what is this really news?
• 32:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Lieutenant governor? Is that news commits a major crime?
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah? About like this guy's like in the the guy
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: or wasn't the public governor? Yeah, of course it's news.
• 33:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah. I literally couldn't consider news. Exactly what's news to you?
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: I mean, I mean, did they have Taylor Swift news? Yeah? Exactly.
• 33:12
  Speaker 8: Let's get to the important stuff, right the wedding. There's
• 33:15
  Speaker 8: a new development in the case of Nancy Guthrie. You know,
• 33:18
  Speaker 8: of course, the eighty four year old mother of Today
• 33:19
  Speaker 8: Show hosts Savannah Guthrie. We all know by now. She
• 33:22
  Speaker 8: was kidnapped from her Tucson home back in February. Investigators
• 33:25
  Speaker 8: say the FBI is now analyzing a hair that was
• 33:29
  Speaker 8: collected months ago but only just recently got sent over
• 33:32
  Speaker 8: from this private lab in Florida. The FBI is using
• 33:36
  Speaker 8: this new technology to take a closer look at this
• 33:38
  Speaker 8: one hair. And Savannah Guthrie, she spoke out. She says,
• 33:42
  Speaker 8: it's just all too much to bear right now. She's
• 33:44
  Speaker 8: so sorry, and she went on to say that they
• 33:46
  Speaker 8: still don't have the answers, but she can't be at
• 33:48
  Speaker 8: peace until somebody does the right thing.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would like to have something looked into that
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: I saw at the Houston Airport.
• 33:55
  Speaker 13: I already showed speaking of which, yeah, I already showed
• 33:59
  Speaker 13: Gina picture this. It is confused, know how how this happens.
• 34:03
  Speaker 13: So went into the restroom to go take a leak.
• 34:06
  Speaker 13: Go up to the urinal. Now these are not like
• 34:09
  Speaker 13: little kids. There's not low little short urinals, greg Like
• 34:13
  Speaker 13: these are the.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: One the adult size you are. Right as I'm sitting
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: there and taking a leak, I noticed that on the top,
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: like right next to like where the plumbing you know
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: goes for the water pipe, down to the white porcelain
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: on that that flat surface where maybe somebody would like
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: sit something, there's a there's a pube there. Now, like,
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: how does the pube end up on top of the urinal?
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: I understand, like when they go into the urinal or
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: on that little lip, it's on the lower part of
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: the urinal, but this thing is like right on top and.
• 34:40
  Speaker 9: It's like a big Yeah, really it's on top, And
• 34:43
  Speaker 9: like how did that get?
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: Like did you pluck? They have to they have to
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: be plucking. There's no other way. But like you're plucking
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: at the bathroom coort urinal. Yeah, you're plucking.
• 34:55
  Speaker 7: Like fifteen feet tall, not much of a that's a
• 34:59
  Speaker 7: that's a cube. That right, This is an unquestioned from.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: This did not come from somebody's head. This is a pew.
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: There's probably a worker that's also making your lunch. True,
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna post it on the
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: on the WOODI Show, Instagram story. You can take a
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: look for yourself then if you have anything. How does
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: that happen?
• 35:18
  Speaker 7: When you first showed me, I was like, Okay, it's
• 35:19
  Speaker 7: a pew, But then you were like, no, no, no,
• 35:20
  Speaker 7: it's up top.
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: Was there was there a big up draft?
• 35:25
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, maybe when the toilet flusher just carried it
• 35:27
  Speaker 8: like a like a feather and forest gum.
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: Ripped, forest gum feather. I mean, how big is it?
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna post right now. It's like pluckable a tube.
• 35:41
  Speaker 7: And no, the long one, it looks like a plucker.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because the long ones you puck pluck in public.
• 35:48
  Speaker 10: You know you do?
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, yeah, because it's just like you have super
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: long ones.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like an individual long one, just a stray long.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't have those.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: No, I'm very very uh what's the word ground?
• 36:05
  Speaker 7: Would? Yeah, Greg would have no idea how they get
• 36:09
  Speaker 7: a point like, oh.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: Maybe it's time to groom, yeah, you know regular Okay.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: This whole time, I'm like, how do we get here?
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: From Nancy, it's like, oh yeah, her hair.
• 36:19
  Speaker 8: They found a single affair speaking of a single hair.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yep, I'm posting it right now. And it's a
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: it's on our Instagram story at the Woody Show. Check
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: it out.
• 36:29
  Speaker 7: It's a sight to behold. Well.
• 36:30
  Speaker 8: Another ceasefire has been reached, this time between Israel and Lebanon.
• 36:34
  Speaker 8: If you ask the White House, they'll tell you the
• 36:36
  Speaker 8: US is very close to a deal with Iran. And
• 36:39
  Speaker 8: that a second round of peace negotiations could happen as
• 36:41
  Speaker 8: soon as this weekend. And with all the news of
• 36:44
  Speaker 8: all the potential peace talks, let's get back down to
• 36:46
  Speaker 8: the oil conversation. That fell three point two percent, So
• 36:50
  Speaker 8: it's around ninety six bucks a.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: Barrel, and show up at the actual gas station. Great question, Okay,
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: So yeah, so of course course my wife's tank was unempty.
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: So I'm being the good husband and I go, all right, well,
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna get this thing filled up. So we're talking
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: from an empty tank. Just to fill it up, go
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: to the gas station and you swipe the card and
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: so it puts the authorization in for whatever, right, I
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: go to pump and then I come out and I
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: get in the car, and I noticed that it was
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: only like three quarters of the way filled. What it
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: caps you at one hundred dollars. So the authorization, the
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: authorization on the card caps you at a hundred bucks.
• 37:30
  Speaker 7: Oh my god, So like at one.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: Hundred bucks, it didn't even fill the tank. That is
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: very sad, right, So I would have had to like
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: swipe the card again just to continue and get the
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: actual tank filled.
• 37:42
  Speaker 7: Well, she should be grateful that she's got three quarters.
• 37:45
  Speaker 7: It's enough.
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: Still, it's like one hundred bucks is not enough to
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: fill just a standard gas tank.
• 37:50
  Speaker 7: That's incredibly sad, that's crazy.
• 37:52
  Speaker 9: Hopefully this wraps up soon. But some financial people that
• 37:55
  Speaker 9: are I was following online, they were doing some breakdowns
• 37:58
  Speaker 9: and they said that the government ask for enough money
• 38:01
  Speaker 9: for this thing to last up to thirteen months. So fun, Yeah,
• 38:05
  Speaker 9: that's fun.
• 38:07
  Speaker 8: Okay, Well, there's a lot of chatter right now that
• 38:10
  Speaker 8: Spirit Airlines might have to start selling off assets so
• 38:12
  Speaker 8: they can stay afloat. The company has already been struggling
• 38:15
  Speaker 8: after filing bankruptcy twice in less than a year, and
• 38:19
  Speaker 8: now with these rising fuel costs, especially like we just
• 38:21
  Speaker 8: talked about with Iran, that's making things even tougher. So
• 38:24
  Speaker 8: to put it in simple terms, they had to even
• 38:27
  Speaker 8: though they had over three hundred and thirty five million
• 38:30
  Speaker 8: dollars in cash last year, they could end up spending
• 38:33
  Speaker 8: around three hundred and sixty million dollars just to keep
• 38:36
  Speaker 8: the business running.
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but they could enter liquidation I think over the
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: sometime in the next week. Yeah. Here, So this could
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: be it for Spirit altogether, right, it would be over.
• 38:46
  Speaker 8: But if you ask them they're not confirming, They say,
• 38:49
  Speaker 8: don't comment on rumors or market speculation.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: Well, no, but that's why the inside people are saying that. Yeah,
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: they're looking into liquidation. So if that does happen, that
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: means that it's so if you have a ticket currently
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: booked with Spirit.
• 39:01
  Speaker 7: One of those big comfy seats up front, Yeah.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: And you book through your credit card company, like you
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: might be able to get a refund a refund that way,
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: but you're still going to have to find a different
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: flight because it's going to be over Do they have
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: any idea on one that might be happening, because I
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: think some sometime sometime in the next week they could
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: be starting their liquidation correct.
• 39:21
  Speaker 11: Do you really think that this will happen though? Because
• 39:23
  Speaker 11: they didn't let them merge with Frontier because they needed
• 39:26
  Speaker 11: to be able to compete with each other.
• 39:27
  Speaker 10: On the lower end airlines.
• 39:29
  Speaker 7: So will they really let Spirit fail?
• 39:31
  Speaker 11: Don't they usually bail out airlines?
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: Well, good question, they would let them fail.
• 39:37
  Speaker 11: There's another then why didn't they let them do the
• 39:39
  Speaker 11: merger to begin with?
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: But it's it's just something about monopolies, right.
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: Right, Frontier have monopoly.
• 39:47
  Speaker 7: If Spirit just fails.
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: Then there's also there's also talk about then you guys
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: mentioned it about American Airlines and United merging. Yeah, like
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: now that that would be something.
• 39:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah this one big airlines.
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the world's if that would happen, the world's biggest airline. Yeah,
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: Ultra Airlines. The meta is being able to have like
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: a clear and sale and all their extra buzzballs and ramens.
• 40:11
  Speaker 9: Well, I think this is why they're going on business
• 40:14
  Speaker 9: because one the ramen flavors trash. Two they switched from
• 40:18
  Speaker 9: buzzballs to buzz box. So bad, Shane like, know your audience.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: The best combo on a Spirit flight Heineken and Pringles, Yeah,
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: so good.
• 40:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 40:31
  Speaker 8: The rest of the seats are also park benches, so
• 40:33
  Speaker 8: they could have put a little more stuffing in those.
• 40:35
  Speaker 8: And let's keep talking about airlines because the pilots of
• 40:39
  Speaker 8: two separate flights are now under investigation by the FAA
• 40:43
  Speaker 8: after they started making animal noises at each other over
• 40:46
  Speaker 8: Reagan National and DC.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I hate this story so much.
• 40:50
  Speaker 7: Makes you all look bad.
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: It's just stupid.
• 40:53
  Speaker 8: The pilots, they knew each other. They're meowing, they're barking
• 40:56
  Speaker 8: at each other. Air traffic control was not having I
• 40:58
  Speaker 8: think we have a.
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I have a clip. This is uh, this is
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: the air traffic control recording they're meowing. And what sucks
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: about it is like, everybody, you're stuck. You have to
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: be listening to that particularly you can't tune it out.
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: You're stuck. Everybody else is on that frequency as a
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: captive audience while these jackasses are doing this.
• 41:20
  Speaker 7: Guys, this is why you're still flying RJ.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: It was funny the first five minutes.
• 41:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah, did you guys hear that? This is why you're
• 41:37
  Speaker 7: still flying r J. That's why you're still stuck.
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: Hey, idiots, this is why you're still stuck, you know,
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: flying the small stuff.
• 41:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they have a strict non essential conversations rule for
• 41:49
  Speaker 8: pilots when they're under ten thousand feet.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: One person can be on the channel at a time, right,
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: So like if if somebody's mewing, that means that somebody
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: else can't make an emergency call, air traffic control can't
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: get And by the these are the same frequencies greg
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: that all the airlines are listening to. Like, I'm listening
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: on the same frequencies and I'm interacting on the same
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: frequencies that Delta and all the other major airlines.
• 42:09
  Speaker 7: So you would have heard that had you been in
• 42:11
  Speaker 7: that airspace.
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, everybody turn the airlines down to the
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: general aviation people.
• 42:17
  Speaker 7: The audio.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the equivalent of reply all on company emails.
• 42:22
  Speaker 7: Oh do we know that?
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Like the guy pointed out, it was funny for the
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: first ten minutes.
• 42:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we get it.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: Your a captive audience.
• 42:30
  Speaker 8: Well, these two dumb dumbs went viral and some people
• 42:33
  Speaker 8: they found it lighthearted and funny. However, yeah, being under
• 42:36
  Speaker 8: ten thousand feet is a very dangerous time for pilots,
• 42:39
  Speaker 8: and now both of them are being investigated with.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: That ultimate diss This is why you fly, aren't you?
• 42:44
  Speaker 7: Great line?
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Idiots? All right, well, thank you very much. Gina Grad. Yeah,
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: we were talking about secrets here recently, and you know,
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: Greg had his seat grip and we were we were
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: just discussing, discussing them. What's something that you'll never tell
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: your partner, no matter how much you love them.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: What's something something?
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll give you. I'll give you an example. People
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: were asked that question, and this person said, the cat
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: that we adopted wasn't actually astray. She was re homed
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: and I found her on Facebook. I just wanted another cat.
• 43:28
  Speaker 7: I get that.
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this one said that our first our kids first
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: steps weren't actually his first steps. Our son took their
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: first steps when we were visiting my parents for the
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: afternoon while my husband was at work. Later that night,
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: as soon as my husband walked through the door, our
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: son pulled himself up using the couch and took five
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: very deliberate steps toward him. He got so excited about
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: witnessing it that I didn't have the heart to tell him.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: I pretended it was the first steps, and I got
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: super exc about it as well. Our son is fourteen
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: now and still hasn't still hasn't said anything.
• 44:05
  Speaker 7: She did the right thing. That was very nice.
• 44:07
  Speaker 6: Lie.
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what's something you'll never tell your partner, no matter
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: how much you love them. He makes homemade pizza about
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: once a month and it's awful. I love him so
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: much I eat it anyway. But dear God, that's so funny.
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: It's usually food related. I would think, you gotta be honest.
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: Here's one. She proudly brags about how she's never farted
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: in front of me, but as soon as she falls asleep,
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: all those farts that she's been holding in come out
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: a tremendous velocity and noise, and I don't have the
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: heart to tell her.
• 44:39
  Speaker 7: Don't tell her, God, she'll never sleep.
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: Again, that I love you more than life itself. But
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: for the love of God, tell stories about a million
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: times faster. Please.
• 44:48
  Speaker 7: Oh, I would love to say that to my husband.
• 44:51
  Speaker 7: A long story, Oh my God, the law.
• 44:53
  Speaker 8: And he'll take these giant dramatic pauses in the middle
• 44:56
  Speaker 8: and it starts to make me like bounce off the walls,
• 44:58
  Speaker 8: like please.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: Hurry on the fart. Mario never farts in front of me,
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: but he does fart in his sleep.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: Greg, Why are you put him on blast? Like that?
• 45:08
  Speaker 7: He put himself on blast?
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? What's something you'll never tell
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: your partner how much you love them that in the
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: morning when she comes in for a cuddle, her breath
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: is revolting people. But yeah, she's like, why couldn't you
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: tell them that? They're like, got no, please, you got
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: your breath. Yeah.
• 45:25
  Speaker 7: That's the thing.
• 45:26
  Speaker 8: I don't know if I really have any secrets, because
• 45:27
  Speaker 8: there's nothing we don't well, I don't think we don't
• 45:30
  Speaker 8: tell each other, but I think the closest would be
• 45:32
  Speaker 8: if I cook something and he just has to fight
• 45:34
  Speaker 8: through it.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: Some other secrets thing. Have you ever discovered something about
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: somebody that you know but never told them. A lot
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: of people have these things. People were asked that question,
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: what's the secret you discovered about somebody that you'll take
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: to the grave instead of telling them that you know?
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: This person walked in on my girlfriend's dad, jerking it.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: I kept walking and pretended like I saw nothing. He's
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: dead now, so the secret, ad say, secret is saved. Yeah.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: This one said, my cousin, why would you tell him?
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: Why would you tell the guy? Hey, by the way,
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: just so you know, I walked in on you.
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: Ye uh huh.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: Concion.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: This one said, my cousin is my half brother because
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: my dad slept with his brother's wife. Damn, what's a
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: secret that you'll never tell my friend is hooking up
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: with his cousin. I'm saying nothing. This one said. I
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: was doing an interview with veterans for the school newspaper
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: and one of them confessed that he was a pilot
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: responsible for spraying Agent orange. He broke down and begged
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: me to leave that part out, and I never did
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: bring it up again. Oh my God, what's a secret
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: you discovered about somebody that you're going to take to
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: the grave. I found out my college roommate had an
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: OnlyFans where he rated vacuum cleaners in between shoots.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: Greg raided the vacuum cleaners. That's a career I could go,
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: yes with.
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: Somehow, his thirst traps and tech reviews were bringing in money.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's good.
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: My mom drunkenly confessed that she had an abortion in
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: her teens and it gave her an infection that rendered
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: her infertile. It's one of the reasons I was adopted,
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: and she she never brought it up again.
• 47:10
  Speaker 7: It's like from the Sopranos.
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my friend was a Vietnam vet and on his
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: death bet he told me that he killed his buddy
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: in the war out of mercy. The buddy begged to
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: be killed before the enemy found them because their position
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: was being overrun. Like he wanted to kill his buddy.
• 47:28
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, you really wanted it.
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Have you ever been forbidden from talking about something
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: because you signed an n D A.
• 47:39
  Speaker 7: Yes, that happens a lot of them.
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because like you get in, you get brought into
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: these meetings where somebody's rolling out their marketing plan for
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: whatever the product's going to be. And you know, at
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: least in our experiences, uh, you know, working in this industry,
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: that that's the kind of stuff. Or you know, when
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: I have been involved in like a television show or
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: a movie, it's something like you're I get that.
• 48:00
  Speaker 7: It's not up to you to spoil that.
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't disclose any kind of a plot, anything
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: or anything that if you are playing a role, nothing
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: that happens with the character. Yeah, that kind of stuff.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: So people were asked, what's something that you were once
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: forbidden to talk about because of an NDA, but now
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: you could talk about because it expired. This person said,
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: I was in a focus group for a new Fra
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: breeze scent. Yeah, the scent was supposed to be campfire s'mores,
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: but the room smelled like a tire fire and a
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: chalk efector.
• 48:32
  Speaker 7: Oh damn, I'd actually like to smell that.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we signed an NDA to never mention it. Easiest
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: seventy five bucks I've ever made. This one said, I
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: made the soil sampling drill bit that is on the
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: Curiosity Rover currently on Mars. Yeah, it's cool. I signed
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: an NDA and I couldn't tell a soul about it.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: Why why I had a client make me sign an
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: NDA before he would allow me to consult on this
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: new product. It was a foam tube cut to fit
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: over a grocery card handle to prevent germs. What a
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: waste of time? Yea, Yeah. I was a test audience
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: member for the movie Cats. The da they made a
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: sign was to keep us from telling everybody how bad
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: the movie was.
• 49:23
  Speaker 7: Notoriously bombed should have helped it.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: Uh dunkin donuts aren't made in house anymore. They used
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: to be made in house, but once the company made
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: the change, we all had to sign an NDA, and
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: the donuts are worse now. This person says, I was
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: on the set of Teen Wolf interviewing some of the actors.
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: During some of the interviews, we found out that they
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: were killing off the female lead on the show, and
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: they see, there we go. They all made a sign
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: NDA's and if any of us broke it, they could
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: sue us fro up to a million dollars. That's why
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: they like shoot multiple.
• 50:01
  Speaker 8: They famously did that at the end of twenty four
• 50:04
  Speaker 8: they shot a couple different endings.
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: Uh see, I worked for an auto supplier, and I
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: sign an NDA after Apple hit us up looking to
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: source components for an electric car they were working on
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: the mid twenty tens.
• 50:17
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, interesting. Yeah, I've had to sign NDA's just
• 50:21
  Speaker 8: to walk through a space like I was. I was
• 50:24
  Speaker 8: doing some interview thing and just to get from the
• 50:27
  Speaker 8: door to the guy's office where all these alleged secret
• 50:30
  Speaker 8: things were happening, I just sign an NDA just to
• 50:32
  Speaker 8: get into the office.
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I've shared on the show before.
• 50:35
  Speaker 9: I have a lot of friends that work at Pixar,
• 50:37
  Speaker 9: So every time, like I go visit the building, I
• 50:39
  Speaker 9: have to sign an NDA. And I've known about movies
• 50:42
  Speaker 9: that were coming out years before they came out.
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: See text over to two two ninety seven. I will
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: never tell my wife that I have four DUIs from
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: my wild dads in my twenties and thirties. I just
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: hope she never runs a background check on me.
• 50:59
  Speaker 7: That is a risky little games, sir.
• 51:01
  Speaker 10: How many are you allowed to have?
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: Can you just I mean about people all the time
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: have multiple. Yeah. We wrote stories where people had like twelve.
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, these people still able to.
• 51:12
  Speaker 10: Drive right live and they're like no more. It was
• 51:14
  Speaker 10: three and you got locked up.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Well, let's say you got why would that be a problem.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: You got your license taken away?
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: You don't care? You don't care, right, yeah, so you know,
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: why would that be a problem? Like why does she I.
• 51:26
  Speaker 8: Mean that's a character thing, right, Like you had four
• 51:29
  Speaker 8: d uys?
• 51:30
  Speaker 7: Who did I marry?
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: But okay, think about think about your younger days and
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: your history and some of the things, like, oh man.
• 51:38
  Speaker 7: I'm honest about it.
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: Well I know, but like does it matter now to
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: the person that you are today? Like if Andy found
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: out about whatever you got into, Like, do you think
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: that would change his opinion of you are? Not but
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: who you are now?
• 51:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but I'm also not.
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: A you're still It'd be one thing if you're still
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: out there doing those if you're just still out there,
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: like if he had just gotten a duy.
• 51:58
  Speaker 7: And didn't tell us why like on the home.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: Back stuff that happened when he was younger.
• 52:02
  Speaker 7: I don't know. I just think that when it involves
• 52:03
  Speaker 7: the police, you get out in front of that.
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: I mean, it was me. I ain't saying nothing before.
• 52:11
  Speaker 10: It's not gonna help anything.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: Is all.
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: I forgot about that.
• 52:16
  Speaker 7: I forgot about all four.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: Of those, right, Yeah, it was so long ago, it's
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: six months Woody show text in nine eight seven, Greg
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: was telling us during the break that he's got a
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: follow up to the to the secrets that we keep
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: the secret and it involves uh, Gina's husband and so Ga,
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: Gina's like now on edge. Yeah, yeah, well, just wanting
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: to know what this is fake nails?
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, So a couple follow ups to this. Number one,
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: when it comes to myself and Mario, I agonize about secrets.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: I had two that I spent months thinking should I
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: tell him? One was the deodorant he got that I
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: thought smelled weird, right, and I had I didn't have
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: the heart to say, oh, the deodorant is gross, so
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: I agonized. And then the other one those infamous barstools
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: that he bought that I didn't like. D I waited
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: forever to say I don't like them.
• 53:19
  Speaker 7: I'm just a divorce maker.
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: I'm just not blunt like that. Now, when it comes
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: to Gina, you said that you do or don't keep
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: secrets from Andy, that you just would say something like
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: I don't like that dinner. Because an observation I had
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: about Gina. I was at her house one afternoon and
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: we were only Gina and I went into the hot
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: tub and Andy was not in the hot tub. Yeah,
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: it was pretty hot until he got home. Thanks a
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: lot of me. So the way that Gina and Okay,
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: don't respond just yet, Gina, because I swear this is
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: dead accurate. This is how Gina spoke to Andy that day.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: She said, Dear, the hot tub doesn't seem to be
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: that hot. It was like ninety nine. We wanted it
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: like one oh two or whatever. So Andy goes back
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: to the pool equipment and tweaks something, and then he
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: came out and said, all right, I adjusted the thing.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: It should be going up. And this is how Gina
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: speaks to Andy. Oh, thanks, Han, that's great, dear. And
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: then he says he was training for a marathon, so
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: he went in to make his own separate dinner steak
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: and eggs or something like that. He said, Okay, I'm
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: gonna I'm not ignoring you guys, but I'm gonna go
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: in to make my dinner.
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: Okay, you do that, babe, You go do that, hon
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: And I thought, oh, yes, So when she talks to him,
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: are you belittling when you talk to each other?
• 54:38
  Speaker 7: You're ninety nine percent accurate on this story.
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: Okay, Han, that's great, babe.
• 54:44
  Speaker 7: It's only hon. It's hon. But yes, I say, it's
• 54:48
  Speaker 7: just like that.
• 54:49
  Speaker 9: Yeah huh, but I think what Greg is asking not
• 54:52
  Speaker 9: like the the word, but the delivery.
• 54:55
  Speaker 8: It was yeah, menace, I'm saying correct. The only difference
• 55:00
  Speaker 8: is the word hon. Yes, that's exactly right.
• 55:08
  Speaker 7: It's funny.
• 55:09
  Speaker 8: It is funny because it it's I never realized it
• 55:11
  Speaker 8: would sound like that. That's how we talk to each
• 55:14
  Speaker 8: other because it's always like thirty percent sarcastic, even if
• 55:19
  Speaker 8: we're being nice, so like instead of being like, oh,
• 55:21
  Speaker 8: thanks Hon, that.
• 55:21
  Speaker 7: Would be weird, but like thanks Han.
• 55:24
  Speaker 8: He's like, yeah, that is literally how we talk to
• 55:28
  Speaker 8: each other.
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: And I'm just it's weird to hear it's there, it's
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: their own because I've witnessed times it's it's like it's
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: just their thing with it's all you and Mario are like.
• 55:38
  Speaker 7: You know, hoy, it's our it's our hohoy.
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: Like there you have your own language with your person.
• 55:43
  Speaker 8: And it's weird to think that somebody else heard it
• 55:47
  Speaker 8: and didn't.
• 55:48
  Speaker 7: I wasn't understand it the way we did.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: I wasn't quite aware of it. So then if you
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: had to tell him something brutal, like you didn't like
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: his deodorant or the dinner he cooked wasn't good, would
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: you say.
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: I'm not really a big fan of that steak.
• 56:01
  Speaker 8: You know what if I didn't like his deodorant, I'd
• 56:04
  Speaker 8: be like, oh.
• 56:05
  Speaker 15: Han yuck, like just like that, yeah fuck.
• 56:11
  Speaker 7: And he'd be like what I'd like, ew yuck. Yeah.
• 56:14
  Speaker 7: I wouldn't be like, yo, Andy, we gotta talk like.
• 56:19
  Speaker 7: She would try to curb it with like the cute.
• 56:22
  Speaker 8: And he And it's funny because Andy calls me on
• 56:24
  Speaker 8: that all the time. He's like, you know, you can't.
• 56:27
  Speaker 8: You're still saying something brutal to me even though you're
• 56:29
  Speaker 8: trying to say it cute.
• 56:30
  Speaker 7: So he's aware of what.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: I'm doing, so the cuteness softens the blow.
• 56:34
  Speaker 7: I thought it did.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, No, it was funny. It was it was noteworthy though,
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: I thought you were.
• 56:40
  Speaker 7: Going to say the second he left the room, I
• 56:42
  Speaker 7: started talking ish because they happened.
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: They talked to each other like like like an old
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: diner waitress talks to the to the customers.
• 56:51
  Speaker 7: Woodie, you might be a genius, because that's where it
• 56:55
  Speaker 7: came from. Oh, really, yes, because I.
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: Used to like watching like one of those old like
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: t yes when I.
• 57:00
  Speaker 8: Would bring him if I was ever bringing him food,
• 57:03
  Speaker 8: like if we were eating on the couch and I
• 57:04
  Speaker 8: here you go.
• 57:05
  Speaker 7: Hun, that's where that started. So you might be a genius.
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: Well that's because that's what it sounds like.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: WAPs.
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, like super folksy kind.
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:16
  Speaker 7: We're still working on that, Hun.
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well yeah, in fact, everybody's got names for their person. Yeah,
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: And it just it just all kind of goes into
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: like a you know, we'll look at the show just
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: getting and all the other things, and to.
• 57:28
  Speaker 8: The point where the kid calls me Han. He used
• 57:30
  Speaker 8: to call me lady, and now he calls me Han.
• 57:32
  Speaker 8: So that's just the name.
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's kind of weird outside looking in like
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: heard that would be kind of weird.
• 57:38
  Speaker 7: And I call him little Hunt.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: Right like lady. At least this kind of makes sense, hon,
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: is that's odd?
• 57:44
  Speaker 7: It's like, is Han home?
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: Yet? It's hard Morgan on scale one to ten, what
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: would you give the Wood Show?
• 57:51
  Speaker 10: I want to say six, seven, but I'm.
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: Sticking with six now, all right. So earlier in the week,
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: we had gotten an update from Morgan about how the
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: bitch that she was supposed to fight backed out like
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: last second.
• 58:12
  Speaker 10: Yes, well an update on that too.
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: But but but hold on because I remember that when
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: she backed out, I saw on her Instagram she was
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: there was a lot of this bitch that bitch she
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: so mar So, Martin, you gotta let us know what
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: it is because I'm trying to have your back here.
• 58:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: So like if she's not a bitch, we got to know.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: Well, bitch is an endearing term, so yes, she's a bitch. However,
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: she reached out to me yesterday and said she wants
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: to talk to me before she releases an official statement
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: about what happened.
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: Oh why is it always drama?
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: I don't know, and I don't know why she needs
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: to talk to me, but I'm going to talk to her.
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: I was going to say, this is man, you this
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: has manufactured drama. Then I'm calling that a thousand positions.
• 58:58
  Speaker 12: No, this sounds like pre planned cover, like she's gonna
• 59:02
  Speaker 12: get Morgan on her side so that Morgan does rag
• 59:04
  Speaker 12: on whatever her excuse.
• 59:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, whatever happened to like tennis elbow or whatever she
• 59:07
  Speaker 7: said it.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: Was, Well, she told me her doctor pulled her out
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: so well that's all she said, So we'll see what
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: she says when I.
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: I don't try that bitch. Yeah, but I got word
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: from Morgan that looks like she does have a new opponent. Bitch,
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: new bitch.
• 59:30
  Speaker 10: So yeah, pending her blood test results.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: So it's not like a fish a fish yet, but yeah,
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: it's a girl in Philly that's down to fight me.
• 59:42
  Speaker 10: I think it's like two three days unless they get
• 59:44
  Speaker 10: it expedited.
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: I mean Philly. It might be risky though. Everybody has
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: everybody hanged tight on the on the pay per view.
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: We'll wait till this is actually like locked in and official.
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: We don't want anybody like wasting time right getting the
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: pay per view if you're not gonna be able to
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: see Morgan fight. I went to a street corner an
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: what you're saying.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: No, she's actually with another yeah, the street corner of
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: her raws. She's actually friends with another fighter on the carts.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they found they found her around one of those
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: big like oil barrels that's on fire where everybody's like
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: singing around it.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 7: One of those those poor beaten and.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: She's had fights before though, so this is no longer
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: hurt like me against the debut.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 7: Fighter debut Morgan, you're not scared.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 10: Anyone can get it.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: Well, well, we'll keep you updated. We are rolling right
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: along here on this Friday morning. Time for your Friday
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: failed stories.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 6: All right, let us.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: Gentlemen, boys and girls, it is time for your Friday
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: fail story. All these people thought they had the perfect plan,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: the plan that could never go wrong. But then somewhere
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: along the line it went from being a great idea
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: the one big stinking, mega uber ultra. Alright, okay, all right,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: love we all right, Well we'll start with this once
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: about this twenty eight year old woman in Illinois. They
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: claimed that ice had arrested her and held her for
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: forty three hours. Oh hey, you guys, you might have
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: seen something about because this did make nationals. It was
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: a national news story, highly publicized. Well, it turns out
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: she's a lion bitch. Never happened. What actually happened is
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: that she was gone for roughly two days and she
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: was staying at a hotel, treating herself to a nice
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: little weekend spa get away. And then the cops they found
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: surveillance footage of her at the hotel. They uncovered some
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: text messages from her asking to use other people's credit
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: cards for the purchases so that it could be tied
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: back to her. What an idiot. And so now she's
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: being sued by the county sheriff for one million dollars
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: for defamation.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's an expensive spa weekend.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: Say I'm doing a weekend by myself.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: But dude, there are there are digital footprints and cameras everywhere.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: What makes you think that you're gonna get away with
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: any of that?
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's so funny. Talk about secrets to you keep.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 8: That's like, I don't know if she was using somebody
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 8: else's credit card or just her husband and her are broke,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 8: who knows no idea.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: Another failed story, this one a high school teacher in
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: Washington in some trouble after a slide show presentation that
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: she was given the class. There was a few extra
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: pictures in it. She was presenting the slides to the
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: class and for a brief second, her her nudes flashed
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: up on the screen. Classic slides slide show. Greg, it's
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: a computer. It's a computer, old, I.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: Think, slide.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: Right, you're you may not, but like the world has
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: moved on to a slide show digital.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: Negative. Completely on board with that.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: Greg, Do you want to do you want a digital
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: picture frame like for your house?
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: Uh No, we just scrolls.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: Through a bunch of different that's a slide show. Do
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: you even have them on your phone too? Their slide shows?
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, now that you say it, you're getting. Now he's getting.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: I wasn't getting. I wasn't getting, and now I am getting.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: So anyway, then the principal set out a letter all
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: the parents, trying to do some damage control. The letter
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: said the pictures were four small pictures of boobs and
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: small boxes, so like they were like the thumbnails, the thumbnails,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: like the previews of photos from a folder. The parents
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: they're pissed. The school's investigating, and they say they will
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: quote appropriately address this. Yeah, sales for those kids.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm gonna need to analyze these photos to see
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 9: how bad they were.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: It it may have been well, I mean, I guess
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: when you're a kid, it's still funny. It's either going
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: to be hot and funny or just funny. Yeah, because
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: of the teacher was gross, probably because I didn't have
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: hot teachers.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 8: And the there's no middle ground. You're either like old,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 8: like a crip, keeper or you're super smoking hot and
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 8: trying to bang all the students.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: My friends and I would go down to the library
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: at the school and look through the National Geographic or
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: any anything that you could see any.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 7: Kind of bob long boobs.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so all boobs at a certain age were great.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: When did it change? Because what, like, like you wouldie,
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: when I was a kid, all the teachers were old
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: and gross, and then yeah, all of a sudden they're
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: like twenty three.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah why not and stuff?
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, did there used to be like some kind of
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: age restriction, like about.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: Like you had sixty to be a teacher?
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: Or was it greg that because we were younger, everybody
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: just seemed oh there were yeah, but they weren't that
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: there was only did like.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 9: In my high school that was like super hot and
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 9: everyone was like, dude, she did playboy.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: Really Yeah. But think about think about like when you
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: see pictures from you know, even like the like the
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: late eighties early nineties of what high schoolers looked like.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: They looked like they should be working in cubicles at
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: an office. They looked they looked more like thirty, which
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: is why like when you look at like Beverly Hills
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: the original nine o two one. Oh yeah, because they
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: look at the time, they looked like teenagers of the time.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but they.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: Don't look like teenagers of today.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 7: Oh god, no, they look like their parents.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Not one broccoli cut right now.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: I'm wondering too if my teachers were really older or
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: if it was because I was young. But I think
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: my teachers were in their sixties.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Even kids know if somebody's gross.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: Well, when you when you go back to like if
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: you go back to your old like let's say now,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 4: like your kids are in the elementary school that you
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: went to and you go into the same classrooms. I remember,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: like I did this with my kindergarten classroom at the
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: school that I went to, and I was in there
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: as an adult later on, years later, I remember thinking
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: that classroom was so big and everything, And it's just
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: the perspective because you were so little size of a
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: closet and you walk everything's tiny. You have those tiny chairs,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: that's the tiny desks and all that kind of stuff.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: All right. This next one is from Florida with this dude.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: He had this idea he was gonna steal a septic
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: tank from a construction site cool and so on security
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: camera you see the guy. He walks up to the
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 4: tank and he tries to put it into his little
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: Toyota Corolla, but he couldn't get the fit, so he
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 4: hopped back in his car and he took off. He
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: was very frustrated. But then a few days later he
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: came back with an even bigger car. This time he
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 4: brought a U haul truck and he loaded the tank
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: into it along with about two thousand dollars worth of
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 4: electrical pipe. And then once again the security cameras caught
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: the whole thing. But this time he got the license
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: plate and the U Haul ID number on the truck,
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 4: so the guy pretty easy to find. He was arrested
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: and taken to fail jail.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 7: You know what, I like his can do.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 8: Attitude, like I'm not just gonna give up, I'm going back,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 8: I'm going a problem.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: Rent a truck.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: And this is one of my favorite stories of the week.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: This one is from Russia. This guy he returned home
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: to his apartment. Now he had been gone for three years.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: He was off working. He had like a remote job
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: situation going on, and when he walked into the apartment,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: he had a big surprise waiting for him, because I
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: guess when he originally left, he didn't realize that he
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: had left this window cracked open by mistake, and so
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: that gave access to these pigeons who had the opportunity
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: to just completely take over his apartment. And they literally
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: took over. There are pictures of this, you can see
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: it online. They were lined up on the couch just
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: chilling while that same couch, the entire floor covered feathers, pitching, crap.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: The whole thing again, the whole thing's on video. It
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: it went viral. The guy he was trying to figure
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: out if he was either going to clamp the mess
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: or just get a new place. But whether he whether
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: he does something or not, it's it's gonna be. You
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: see the picture of Look at that.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 8: Okay, not only are pigeons covering every surface of the couch,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 8: but talk about every surface covered.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 7: It's all bird poop. Oh yeah, everywhere. You can't even watch.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: So even if even if he decides to leave and
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: go get a different place, which I totally would, he's
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: he's out twenty five thousand dollars. So fail thanks, Oh god, yeah,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: that's crazy. Wow.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well, you know that's that's hilarious.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, eight seven seven forty four Woody. You can set
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• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: more Woody shows next to in right more for people
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: who the next step would be drinking hand sanitizing, no
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 4: Woody show. All right, welcome back. I was reading something
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: about only seven percent, very low. Only seven percent of
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 4: people believe that human beings are monogamous. Yeah, by nature,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: because there's a lot of you know, like, oh, well,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: you know, we're animals.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 7: I mean, we did make it up as a society.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: Uh huh. Twenty four percent said they believe most humans
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: are monogamous, sixteen percent say it's half and a half,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: twelve percent said most aren't, eight percent said all humans
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 4: are not. So of people think that humans are, you know,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: just straight cheaters, which you know, really appeals to people
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 4: like Sammy because she's such a supporter of cheaters.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 7: When the numbers are.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: When the numbers are broken down, thirty eight percent of
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: people believe that women are the least mostly monogaalous compared
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: to like, you know, say, twenty five percent of people
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: who think that men are like so yeah by age.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: Thirty nine percent of people believe that people sixty five
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: years or older are the most loyal the least loyal
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: age people between forty five and sixty four. Really, I
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: don't thought that would have been younger. Yeah, right, well no,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: because they're over percent of people. Yeah, thirty eight percent
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: of people believe that women are the least monogamous.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because they have more options.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 9: They have way more options, and they're way better at.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 4: Like covering up anything. Yeah, they're doing for sure. Guys
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: are so dumb, idiot, that's true. Like, there's there's very
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: few guys that are super slick. I would say, you know,
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: most of us are just you know, just adult versions
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: of children child.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 8: And there is this there is this viral video thing
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 8: going around where you're supposed to put a water bottle
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 8: or you know, like like one of those stainless steel
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 8: ones or whatever in your boyfriend or husband's car. And
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 8: if he's like, I don't know whose that is, it's
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 8: not mine, I don't know how got here.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 7: Then he's cool.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 8: But if he's like, oh, yes, my water bottle, thank
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 8: you so much, that means that somebody else was in
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 8: the car.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 10: He's trying to trap them.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly. It's bait car I saw.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 4: I saw one. It was kind of funny where dudes
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 4: are doing this just to piss their girlfriends off or
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: their wives off. They would just get like a little
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: sampler of like a perfume car for the car and like, hey,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: what bitch was in here?
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: Ye?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 7: I'll do it?
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, who'd you have in this car?
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 7: Strong sense of smell?
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 11: I don't know any gets away with cheating anymore though,
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 11: with all the technology and all the like with your phone,
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 11: it goes to your iPad, it goes to your watch,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 11: it goes everywhere.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 7: There's ring, doorbell cameras.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: I mean, how is anyone tracking each other?
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 7: Notice I couldn't help but notice your fitbit was really
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 7: going crazy for about a half hour.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 15: Yeah yeah, what what's the Is it an account? Oh yeah,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 15: well no, it's it's just random videos. It's random videos
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 15: of couples. It's just the is it cheating challenge?
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 8: Basically, so couples are on camera together and they're coming
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 8: up with different, more like nuanced questions.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 7: If they're if they're.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 4: Hi, would you would you consider this cheating?
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 12: Yes?
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 7: If their spouse would think that this particular thing is cheating,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 7: not just straight up.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 4: Sex okay, because it is different from relationship to relationship.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 4: I think I told you before, back in the day
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 4: when Maxim magazine was at its height of popularity, my
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: buddy was not allowed to have that. His wife would
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 4: not stand for it. It's not hustler, no, can would
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: not do it like a swimsuit issue.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: Can't have it.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah right. So now there's another friend of ours, our
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: friend Tony, who his wife. Her only rule was, I
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: don't care if you could smack chicks on the ass.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 4: You can whatever they can grab, you know, they just
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 4: couldn't grab his junk Okay, specially that was.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 7: The one rules.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was the one rule. They can't touch his junk.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: O that's mine.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right. Other than that, she didn't care at all.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 4: So the way we'll do this, Uh, you have the clips, okay,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: So we'll play the clip and then in your own
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 4: relationship would this fly? So be thinking about that and
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: you could text over either way two two nine eight seven.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 4: Because some people are in some really restrictive.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's shocking to me sometimes.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: Especially people who I guess who have gone through it before.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, they're on a really short leash.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because they're they're on on heightened alert. All right,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: so here's uh, here's the first one. In your own relationship.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: This is what we're asking in your own relationship. Would
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 4: this be cheating? Hold on, I have the clip here?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: Why is not playing?
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 4: All right? Here we go, Here we go. I let
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 4: my gay bestie see me naked? All right? I let
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 4: my gay bestie see me naked?
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: Is that cheese?
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 7: Is that cheating?
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 9: I mean I would have to vet this guy out
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 9: because I got an Is he really gay?
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 4: Or is he just playing?
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 11: Still, I would say it is really for anyone really
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 11: to see you naked.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 10: Even if it was even if it.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 11: Was me as a girl and having my female friends
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 11: see me naked, that's chee.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 10: Where are you.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: In what context? Are you naked?
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: Are you?
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: Are you changing? Like in other words, like, uh, you're
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 4: putting on your swimsuit right ready?
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 10: That's one thing.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 11: But if you're just walking around a hotel room like oh,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 11: we're getting ready and I'm walking around naked, that's strange.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 4: See that that that situation, I wouldn't think it would
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 4: be weird.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I to do that, But if it was, if
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 11: it was two guys as well, you wouldn't think.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 4: That would walk around naked would be weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah, guys,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 4: guys aren't doing that.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 8: Okay, I have but like, okay, so Sammy, if I'm
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 8: changing in front of Greg butt for for whatever reason,
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 8: I'm fully naked for like a minute, is.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 7: That cheating on my husband?
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 4: Kind of? Yeah, that's very strange.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 9: I have a weird take on it involving Greg because
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 9: because Greg.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: If Greg saw.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 9: My lady naked, right I I wouldn't care, but I
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 9: wouldn't love it. At the same time, because Greg is
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 9: not in fuego.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 4: You know, if he was.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 16: Like super over the top like Greg, yeah, he was
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 16: like there's there's four percent of him and he makes
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 16: that threat tomorrow the time he said I'll go back.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 16: I know, if he was like nuclear like you know,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 16: boa gag, then I'll be like whatever that same time,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 16: still wouldn't really care, but I'm like, I wouldn't really
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 16: I do.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 4: Like, yeah, so we're asking, we're asking everybody. So like,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 4: when you hear the situation and your relationship, would it fly.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna say it wouldn't fly. Like if Jen was,
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 4: you know, naked in front of you know, her gay bestie,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: now that you would you would think that's or would
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 4: you not? I wouldn't call this like yeah, I think,
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 4: but like I would not. I'd be pissed.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 7: You would not be cool with it.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't be cool with it. I wouldn't be cool.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 4: All right. So let's see. Uh, I think I know
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 4: who this is. This is this the girl Kinsey?
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 15: Oh my god, I think it is Kinsey and her
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 15: because I think I saw this clip. That's wow. Yeah,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 15: and she is with her boyfriend. Is that Vince guy
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 15: from the the the that workout program v Shred? Have
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 15: you heard of v Shredeh?
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: Vince from v Shred? And then his girlfriend and her
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: name is Her name is Kinzy. And I know this
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 4: because she pops up in a lot. She's a pilot
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 4: and she flies and she's she's on this this sports
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: talk show called the grid Iron. She's like a TV
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 4: sports chick. All right, here we go. I let my
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 4: gay bestie see me, Nate, now, gay bestie whoever he wants?
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 7: Then what I was saying, But he says, gay bestie
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 7: gets heart blanche.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 4: Whatever you want. Let's see, we have a we have
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 4: another one again. What we want you to do is
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 4: listen to this as if like it's in your own relationship,
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 4: and then would it be cool or not cool? Here
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 4: we go? Is it cheating if I turn off my location?
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 8: Like if you always share a location on your phone
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 8: and then you turn it off in my relationship.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: No, it would be sus right. Why are you all
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: of a sudden turning it off and then turning it
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: back on later?
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: I don't would I would say?
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: I guess it depends on the history, like is this
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 4: person's one who has been sneaky.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 7: And no, it's your relationship.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like I think that in
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 4: that par toether case, like if I had that background
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 4: going into then yes, that would be more concerning I'm
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 4: saying in my relationship with Jen and I no.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 7: Would you ask her about it? Or would you just
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 7: go no?
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 4: Because if I really was like sometimes I'll see I
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 4: know she's out running around. She was off like, you know,
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: working and then she had to go pick up the
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 4: kids from somewhere, Like I wonder what time is she
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 4: on her way back? Yet rather than making that phone
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 4: call or a text messages, sometimes I'll just check the locations.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 7: Right, But if all of a sudden it's off.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's I wouldn't. It would be more of an
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: issue if she's never done anything suspicious and then all
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: of a sudden, out of the blue turns off her location,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: that would be more of a red flag.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 4: But it wouldn't be It wouldn't be an alarm or
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 4: red flash. Is probably a bad service or something. Yeah, hey, yeah,
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 4: I try to look up. Sorry to call, I try
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 4: to do the location. It's not showing up anyway. Are
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 4: you on your way home?
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah? Okay for you?
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 9: For me, it would be no, yeah, automatically, I whant
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 9: I think like something sinister?
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 4: See are you at Sammy for Steamboat Willy with that fly?
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 11: I don't think I would suspect anything right away, but
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 11: to Greg's I mean I would if it was somebody
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 11: who had a history of doing shady stuff, then right
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 11: away it would be like, what are you doing now?
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 4: Do you and Steamboat Willy at this point your relationship?
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 4: Does he have your location? No?
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 7: I don't do that.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 10: I don't feel the need to do that.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 11: I don't even think about it. The only time I've
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 11: ever really done that is when I'm going to a
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 11: music festival or something and we don't want to lose
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 11: the group that we're with or a person something like that.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 11: But other than that, I find it very unnecessary to
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 11: have people's locations.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: It's funny. I have a couple of friends that have
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 4: my location. I always forget about it. Yeah, yeah, because
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: it was one of those same like what Sammy just said,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 4: in the same situations, like we were, you know, it
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 4: was a group you know, trip somewhere one of the
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 4: no where everybody was, and then it just just never never,
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 4: never share.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 8: It with friends because I don't want friends to know
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 8: him home. I don't want to pop in.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: But you can't lie and.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 4: Say, oh, yeah, I'm at the dentist. Let's see, let's
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 4: see what they said. Is it cheating if I turn
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 4: off my location?
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: All right, Yes, that's definitely cheating because you only turn
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: it off if you're trying to hide and unless you're.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 4: Trying to surprise me. How often do you check every day?
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 7: Shortly?
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 4: All right, all right, let's see here. Is it cheating again?
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 4: You can send your your feedback, your thoughts over to
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 4: two two nine eight seven. If I go out to
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 4: lunch with a female friend solo, all right, out to
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 4: lunch with a female friend solo. Is it cheating?
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 7: No?
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: Do they know each other? If the wife knows female friend?
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 4: Again, maybe we gonna get that. The the is it cheating?
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  Speaker 6: That?
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  Speaker 4: The question the way it's paying posted like would it
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  Speaker 4: fly in your relationship?
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  Speaker 8: I mean that would be insane if it didn't, like
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  Speaker 8: oh yeah, no, sorry, would cause an argument and I grabbed.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 7: Lunch like I'd be like, what's wrong with you?
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  Speaker 4: But he knows me.
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  Speaker 7: It doesn't matter if it's if it's my friend.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 4: Let's say it's a let's say it's a it's a
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 4: guy friend that he has never met.
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  Speaker 7: I he I would be pissed if he was mad
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 7: about it. I would be super pissed.
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  Speaker 4: But you don't think you don't he would have a question.
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  Speaker 2: You think you're.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 4: Angry flipping around there, that's all. That's also how you
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 4: know it is something.
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  Speaker 8: You shouldn't care if he didn't, and he shouldn't care
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  Speaker 8: if I do it.
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  Speaker 7: I mean that's my friend.
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  Speaker 4: Actually imagine something's going on. Yeah, agreed, No.
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  Speaker 7: I just I would be like, what what's the problem? Yeah, Greg,
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 7: you not cheating?
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 4: You go out to Mario goes out to you know,
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 4: a meal with somebody else.
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  Speaker 2: Do I get upset about.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 4: That, Sola, No, no, another gay guy, you know he's gay.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: If I know him, solo, no problem at all. I
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: would encourage it, go out and have fun. If it's
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: another dude that I don't know, I might have an
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: issue with that.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 4: You know those game It wouldn't It wouldn't be unless
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 4: I had a history with this person. That would be
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 4: a problem. Yeah, for sure, if I if I had
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 4: a history of that person, absolutely.
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  Speaker 8: Like I'll go to these networking event things and then
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 8: I'll like meet a bunch of different people, men, women,
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  Speaker 8: and there are times that are like, oh, we should
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 8: grab lunch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So if he had
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 8: a problem with that, I'd.
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  Speaker 4: Be like, no, that's different. I'm talking if I had
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 4: a history, like we dated it even Yeah, I'm not
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 4: talking about that point either. Interest Well I did.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 8: I did date someone who I encouraged him to stay
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 8: friends with his X and I don't think I I.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 4: Think that was weird for me, Okay, Sammy h I Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: I'd be totally fine with it.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 10: I don't care, would I. Either it's lunch or you're
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 10: hanging out with a friend.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 11: You're allowed to have friends of the opposite sex and
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 11: I don't need to be around all the time or whatever.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 4: Yes, definitely you should not be anywhere with a opposite
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 4: six frame without me. Just she's not having that. See.
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  Speaker 2: This is the thing, like when it comes to like
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: gay guys, for example, straight people think that all gay
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: guys are into all guys regardless, like, oh, I don't
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: want a gay guy in the shower because you're gonna
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: be checking me out, like, don't flatter yourself.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and if there's no type and male as your type.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 4: Right, And I think straight people think the same thing
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 4: about each other. Just because a guy and a girl
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 4: are having lunch together, it automatically means they're attracted to
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 4: each other.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: As a straight guy, are you attracted to every single
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: woman on Earth?
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 4: No, right, nobody?
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: You checked them out? Yeah, But it's I think the
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: right track here. It's just there's over paranoia. Like if
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: Steamboat Willy had lunch with a woman, you automatically think, oh.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 9: The banging, yeahgorial hedgeo world. Though the woman is pretty
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 9: much one hundred percent in the in control of if anything.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 4: That's correct, Not sure, but it doesn't. If she decided
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 4: she wanted something, it would happen. Yeah, Well, that just
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 4: depends on if you trust your girl. It's not that
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 4: you're automatically attracted greg it said. If it's somebody of
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 4: the sex that you are, you know, attracted to, you know,
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 4: like yes, you are gonna check, like you're gonna notice.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 4: It's like you're not going to notice that person, Like no,
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 4: so that you may not make as a gay guy
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 4: may just make a move on another guy, but you
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 4: have checked him out. You have you you've looked him
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 4: up and down at the very least. Yeah, you know
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 4: whether you make the move or not. Oh you know
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 4: when you see a guy, you meet a guy, you're
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 4: not going like, oh he's.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 7: Cute, terminator like deciding if you don't.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 4: I only have eyes for Mario.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: It would take all of zero point zero one seconds
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: to figure out if I thought he was attractive. Exactly
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: the out and you check to know if you're attracted
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: to them or not. Right, But same goes for the
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: hetro couples, is what I'm saying.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 4: Like, if if you think lund would not the determination
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 4: within the first like yeah one second, not that you're
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 4: going to yah, yeah.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, would different issues, right, That doesn't mean you're going
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 7: to bang at lunch just.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: Because you're a guy and a girl and your friends.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: Thank you, You're automatically attracted to each other. Nope, eight
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  Speaker 1: Five home runs in four games for Trout. He's only
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  Speaker 4: Oh full on the text over to two two nine
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  Speaker 4: eight seven thoughts. Yeah, yeah, so I said this didn't
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  Speaker 4: do anything for my insecurity and my relationship nor.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, thanks, need to okay, keep losing them.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the suns of guys check out all women.
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  Speaker 7: Mm hmmm, hello.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 4: Yours or not?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're going to I'm trying to find that you're reading.
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  Speaker 4: Sort of on topic, what percentage of guys check out
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 4: all women and vice versa? I mean, and what percent
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 4: of guys what we're listening?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, again, I can't tell if you can not
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 9: hear you help me. Well, you cut in and out
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 9: and then you start talking, so we're listening and then
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 9: you cut out again.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 7: So oh sad ye take two.
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  Speaker 4: It's fine, we're here. I hate these I hate these
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 4: remote broadcasts so much, so much. We're here.
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  Speaker 7: No, I'm just because it's it's just you don't even
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 7: know what we went through just to set up the.
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  Speaker 4: Way we are. You have no idea, No, I don't.
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  Speaker 4: All right, again, sort of on topic, what percentage of
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 4: guys check out all women and vice versa? What percentage
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 4: of guys think about all women in a sexual way?
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 4: And it's not you're thinking about. It's yeah, you see somebody,
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 4: you go, I'll do it.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 8: You see somebody you think like, okay, yeah, would or
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 8: wouldn't I could, even if you're not trying to bang anyone.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 8: Your your lizard brain will still say like I would
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 8: in a different circus.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 4: Somebody said, I mean there's a thing called micro cheating.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 4: You would is there a percent more than a hundred.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 2: Like an everybody? I guess, but no, I don't think
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: you do it literally everybody.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I think let's do the one that most people
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 4: are going to think are is like probably the most
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 4: obvious one. Uh, this is that from the thing that
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 4: genis cheating? Is it cheating?
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 7: Viral question?
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 2: Is it cheating if if you still follow one of
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: your exes all.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 4: Right, following following your axes on, I say, yes, cheating.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean none of it is actual cheating.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 7: But none of it's on.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 4: Why would you the original question menace? Would it fly
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 4: in your relationship?
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't care for me, No, would not fly.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 9: Like it goes back in Like we've talked about this
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 9: before on the air forever, like you can't stop anybody
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 9: from doing anything, you know, if they're going to do something,
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 9: they're going to do something like I'm not going to
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 9: micromanage with it or I'm.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 4: Not I'm not I oh no, sorry, I am fine
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 4: with it. Okay, I don't care. Okay, Well, it's also
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 4: like if someone's an alcoholic, you're not buying a bunch
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 4: of booze and keeping in the house, right, Yeah, So
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 4: you know, why would you be if there's whatever, why
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 4: would you be following somebody or why would you be
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 4: continuing on with somebody?
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 8: I think my entire life. I would be like, again,
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 8: like what do you care? It's my life, you know,
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 8: like a petulant teenager. Now, I'm like, nah, that's not
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 8: necessary going to lunch with people like that.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 4: So, and you said you were cool, but not somebody
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 4: you're in a relationship with.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 7: We weren't talking about exes. We're talking about male friends.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 4: Miss don't have a history. Okay, I mean that's completely different.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we're not talking about I don't think you should be, yeah,
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 8: liking their bikini picks at this point?
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 10: All right, definitely, you don't need to know what they
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 10: have going on.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 4: Why would you ever? What if X follows you but
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 4: you don't follow the block them?
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 7: No, I'll just block them, very simple. She's not beating
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 7: around the bush.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 4: Exactly if they're not. Alright, said, do we do we
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 4: take account for anything? Or accountability for anything. Uh, that
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 4: is a question I have. Then we have the d
• 1:31:54
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  Speaker 4: your chance to win our Friday dumb Ass contest as
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 4: we get into another new hour here on the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: My name is Whatdody. That's great Gory. Hi, we got Menace, Hi,
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  Speaker 4: Gina grad Sea masses here, we got Sammy Morgan is here.
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  Speaker 4: Phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Woody. That's
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  Speaker 4: eight seven seven forty four Woody. All right. So this
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 4: woman in California, she hassued Carnival Cruise Lines for three
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 4: hundred thousand dollars and she won because I guess they
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 4: served her fourteen shots of tequila over the course of
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 4: eight hours.
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  Speaker 7: Oh damn.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so she ended up falling down some stairs and
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 4: hurting herself after she was over served. Her name is
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 4: Diana Sanders.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 7: Here.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, right, yeah. Julian the phone, I mean yeah,
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 4: we tried, we covered this.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 9: We try to call Julianne and and asked her, like
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 9: how many drinks she had, and she said that she
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 9: couldn't remember because she didn't get the drink package. Because
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 9: the drink package you're at like a certain number fifteen yeah. Yeah,
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 9: and then she said that she didn't have the drink package.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 9: And then also she got drinks from other people, so
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 9: she was apart was prof she's a pro. Yeah, so
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 9: I think it was just like maybe her demeanor, like at.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 3: The bar, So if you don't have a drink package,
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 3: you can just get how many you want?
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 7: No?
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  Speaker 12: No?
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 9: No?
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 7: I think you you still how would they notice no?
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 12: Because you still because you're not giving cash, they're still
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 12: swiping your card every time.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so she doesn't wait.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 10: So the girl fell down the stairs and now she's mad.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean that's but this is how we lose
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 4: out and having all you can eat buffets and drink
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 4: packages and.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 7: There's one dummy.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 4: I just thought, look, you got drunk and you fell
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 4: down some stairs.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, Yeah, she has a traumatic brain.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 7: I also hate that phrase.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 8: I hate the phrase overserved because that means it's totally
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 8: somebody else's fault.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like McDonald's fat people assue McDonald's. It's a
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 4: little bit different because you know they saw that she
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 4: was completely blitch shlammered.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 12: Yeah, it's this strange game we played where we blame
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 12: the cruise line this case or bartenders have been arrested
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 12: for days. Yeah, but then we also so then that
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 12: would that would indicate that though that person can't control
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 12: what they're consuming. But then we then blame that person
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 12: if they got and drive and get a dui. So
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 12: are they responsible for what they do or are they not?
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 4: That's a good question, right, I agree with you there.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 4: Now this is something, This is a better story. This
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 4: twenty eight year old guy in England says that he
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 4: just bought a house and he has his consistent drinking
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 4: to thank for.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 2: Greg His drinking is thank for that house.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 4: He drank fifty billion bottles and he turned.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 2: Redeemed the money.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 4: He drank ten pints of beer a day for two
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 4: hundred days straight, and he uploaded the videos that he
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 4: made of himself to TikTok. He said that TikTok pays
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 4: very well and he's got the best job in the world, wow,
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 4: turning over eight thousand dollars a month.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 2: And so I took money at home drink and wine.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 4: He took that money, he did a little investing with
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 4: it and says that he thinks he'll never have to
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 4: work again with his TikTok earnings. He said he was
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 4: able to buy a new house in cash. He's enjoying
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 4: his life. He also knows there are potential health risks
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 4: of course, drinking as much as he does, but he
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 4: says it's worth it because he gets to live his
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 4: quote perfect life.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 8: Menace for help, Greg set up a streaming thing at home.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 8: Can just sit on the couch and drink box mine.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 2: One person would watch that.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 6: Great.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 4: You just talk about what you think you're thinking about
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 4: so high.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 7: Wrong about find out.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 4: Let me be your streaming manager. I will set this
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 4: up and a certain time of the day and then
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 4: you just talk to the chat room and have the
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 4: live chats.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 12: Yeah, and you would destroy no, because he do really
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 12: good to ask you a question.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 4: People pay you like five bucks a question you.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 7: You don't even have to do that.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 8: This guy just got streaming money from TikTok, right like
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 8: you monetize YouTube.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 2: This British guy sat around drinking beer, made something.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 7: And it's kept on an uploading on that and I
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 7: think it was like the more big curiosity.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 9: If he was people will have told me what you've
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 9: told me before, and I go check this out and
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 9: I turned on like the Woody Show, like live stream,
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 9: and I pointed it at a wall and thousands of people.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 4: I can't that a couple of questions. He says, he knows,
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 4: he knows there are potential health rists to drink his much,
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 4: but he says worth of the perfect life, He says, quote,
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 4: it's the circle of life. You're born, you pay taxes,
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 4: and then you go. I reckon, go get pissed drunk.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 4: For a while, I couldn't think of anything better. End quote.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 7: I mean it works for him.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 4: You want to do it, I can have it set
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 4: up today.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 2: I'm going to consider it. Okay, I got to consider
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 2: it for real. But I don't want to be beholden
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 2: to like, oh, every day at five, that's.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 4: The thing, that's the that's the thing you'd have to
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 4: commit to, Greg, you know, every day at five. Let's
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 4: say it's just Monday through Thursday. Are you drinking?
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the drinking schedule, right, just turn the phone on
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 7: when you're drinking.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 4: I'm proper right at five? Yeah, right, I wait till
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 4: five hocktail hour. It's five o'clock where I am. Is
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 4: it five o'clock local time to where you are? Or
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 4: is it five o'clock? Quote someone, Yeah, it's still primetime
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 4: unless it's the weekend, then.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 2: It can be like noon.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 4: Okay, weekend, We've got the d u i Q coming up.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 4: If you want to play eight seven seven forty four,
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 4: Woody is the phone number. That's eight seven seven forty
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 4: four Woody d u i Q. Chance to win a
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 4: prize with Sea Bass talking to these drunk people asking
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 4: them these trivia questions. We'll see how you do when
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 4: we play the d u i Q next on the
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 4: Woody Show. Hang on, Oh my god, and we're going
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 4: right into a round of the d u i Q
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 4: phone trope. And if you want to be our contestant
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 4: eight seven seven Foodie, that's eight seven seven forty four Wooding, Uh,
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 4: Sea Bass. Why don't you explain the way the game works?
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 12: Everybody, please, I ask someone very drunk some very easy
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 12: trivia questions.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 4: So that is the game you play, not by answering
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 4: the questions yourself.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 12: That's due obviously the question the game is, well, oh
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 12: is this drunk person so drunk that they will not
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 12: know the answer? And if you can guess correctly whether
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 12: they know two out of three times, you win.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 4: All right, let's see, let's go to uh Jasmine, Hi Jasmine, Hey,
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 4: good morning. All right, so Jasmine, you are going to
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 4: be our contestant here on the d u i Q.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 4: Now your job is not again guess the answer yourself,
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 4: just whether the drunk person will get it right or
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 4: not before we get to those questions, Oh, the drunk
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 4: person a little bit better, just to see just how
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 4: with it or not with it they are? And who
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 4: is this person? See mass This is Dylan.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 12: He's out partying with his friends, including his loved one,
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 12: and he's gonna tell us about the long birthday weekend
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 12: he's had.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 4: All right, here is Dylan. This is my birthday.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 9: We came to this here beer festival to try multitudes
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 9: of beers.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 5: I've had four days of partying, four whole days. What
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 5: you do, okay?
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 4: Bunch of cocaine, dogs, lots of sex, lots of cocaine. Oh,
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 4: we also went to dinner and stuff.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 5: Do you have a wife a girlfriend?
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 4: I have a girlfriend, a beautiful girl.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 3: Officially, can we officially ask you please?
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 6: Do hey?
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 4: Let her conductor his interview? Lady, Yeah, let me conduct
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 4: this interview.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 2: Lady. Stop jumping lots of cocaine.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 9: And you did say that's like your biggest thing when
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 9: trying to do this stuff is like Rando's right, Well
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 9: that was up it in.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 12: That was his girlfriend saying, hey, don't talk about the
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 12: cocaine you did. Yeah, so I get I get that.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 4: It kind of sounds like Greg. Sounds like Greg when
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 4: he's really trash.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 2: Maybe a little bit.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 4: So yeah, don't be recorded. Yeah all right, So, uh, Jasmine,
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 4: are you ready for question number one on the d
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 4: u i Q. And of course we have Sammy and
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 4: medicin we're going to guess just for funzies. But are
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 4: you ready for question number one? Okay, here we go,
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 4: d u i Q.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 5: Name any Roman emperor after Julius Caesar.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 4: No, I couldn't do that. Triple no, yeah, come on
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 4: now I'm going I'm going triple now in that.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 7: Same it's a bit of it. I mean I can
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 7: think of one.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 12: It's a bit of a trick question. But I'll explain
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 12: why in a moment. Okay, of course we're all thinking that.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 4: Yes, SE's with your funny question, Absolutely right, I did
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 4: think that, right, oh, Greg, So Gina and I are
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 4: both locked in a triple No, triple No, we're trips No, yeah,
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 4: Greg Grey, triple no Madison, Sammy, do you do you
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 4: think that do you think that one's going to get
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 4: this one?
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 2: No way?
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 4: All right, Jasmine, what do you think? Yes or no?
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 4: Question number one?
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 7: Okay, no, all right?
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 12: Question number one d u i Q name any Roman
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 12: emperor after Julius Caesar Menace?
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 4: Is it a quick trick question? And there wasn't one?
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 4: Not that trick. There's there's plenty of answers. Well then
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 4: the Plato.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 7: Sure, famous Roman emperor Danny Brutus.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 4: Oh, I don't have to look that up. That might
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 4: be that might be technically correct, but for now we'll say.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 11: Now it sounds right, yeah, because he kills so I'm
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 11: assuming it's for him.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 4: That's the wrong answer. Then that's the wrong answer. No,
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 4: he was a senator, of course, that's incorrect that if
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 4: that's her answer, No, that's wrong. All right, It might
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 4: Brus or something.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm not saying she might have lucked into it
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 12: by if you would, if you would not, if you would.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 11: Not, Well, either way, even if I didn't explain it,
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 11: if I write wrote down, Brutus.
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 4: Would yeah, and checking that is also wrong. Woul Brutus
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 4: the right answer? Barbara Beef, alright, Question question number one
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 4: for the d u i Q.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 5: Name any Roman emperor after Julius Caesar.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 4: I know Romulus before what happened after Julius Caesar crumbled
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 4: into jas Okay, is that the right answer or not?
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 4: I have a handful of Romulus would not be the
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 4: wrong end, right I have?
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 7: Can I take a guess?
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 4: Please?
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 7: I don't even know if this is even remotely on
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 7: the on the board, but Caligula.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 12: That is an accurate guess. He was the third emperor
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 12: technically was mar Marc Anthony is.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 4: Also the singer market singer.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 7: He's still ya rules, He's really accomplished.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 4: You guys a jazzmin congratulations, you have yourself one point.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 4: As we go on here to question number two. So
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 4: out of these next two questions, you only got a
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 4: guess right on one of them in order to be
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 4: the winner this week on the d U i Q.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 4: Here we go, it's a question number two.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 5: What team is the raining NBA champion?
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 4: I mean it should be on everyone's mind because the
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 4: playoffs are starting, and you know, yeah, no, but I
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 4: wanna watch basketball? Are you.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 1: Am?
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 2: I will start with a triple no, yeah.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 4: I can't come up with the answer. You have basketball
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 4: on your in your house all the time.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 7: I haven't a guess, But for this crew, is anyone
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 7: gonna look into it? I'm gonna say triple.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 4: No, Yeah, triple no. You said, all right, Genas said
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 4: triple no. Menace and Sammy, do you think that uh
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 4: you think that Dylan gets this one?
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 4: No, no, all right, Jasmine? Yes or no? For question
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 4: number two, I'm also gonna go with no, no, all right.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 4: Question number two d u i Q.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 5: What team is the raining NBA champion?
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 4: Sammy?
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 5: Warriors?
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 4: Hold on Warriors? All right? Menace? I put the Celtics.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 4: The Celtics. I mean, that's close. Are the champions? Right?
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 12: Well, it's very It's it's especially interesting because this is
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 12: the first time this team has been the champion. And
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 12: that is your Oklahoma City Thunder. Oh really, so that's
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 12: why nobody cares they are likely to repeat? Well, them
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 12: are the Spurs. It's gonna be somebody from that part
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 12: of the country.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 4: Yeapurs would be cool? All right?
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 8: Well, weren't they the SuperSonics? Y Yeah, yeah, okay, you.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 4: Got that, all right? Question number two for the d
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 4: u i Q, And again Jasmine said that Dylan would
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 4: not get this. So if that is the way it
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 4: works out, she'll be the winner of this round. See
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 4: question number two.
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 5: What team is the raigning NBA champion?
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 4: It's not Lakers? Is that?
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 4: The Knicks?
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 5: What do you like about the Knicks?
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 4: I don't I don't like anything about that squat used
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 4: to be back in like two thousand when they scored
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 4: like seventy points a game. Now it's like one hundred
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 4: and forty or so. Yeah, all right, sorry for all
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 4: the scoring. Yeahs. Second, Jasmine, you are the winner here
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 4: on the d u i Q. Congratulations and that's a
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 4: big win. That's something that's a feather to put in
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 4: your cat. Oh yeah, very much as sorts of family pride.
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 4: From here on out, you have been a winner on
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 4: the d u i Q here on the Woody Show.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 4: All right, well hang on one second. Thank you so
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 4: much for listening, and enjoy your weekend, and uh we
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 4: will talk to you here in just a moment. Push
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 4: back on duy Q. Sorry question number three, which she
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 4: didn't need in order to win her prize, but we'll
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 4: play here just for fun.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 5: The radius and the ulna are parts of what what
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 5: was the second word?
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 4: The radius and the ulna ulna all parts of what.
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 5: The radius and the ulna are parts of.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 4: What we might have a sweet to three wrong answers today. Yeah,
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 4: I've really been crafting it towards these dummies.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 2: Uh you know.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 12: Wait, wait, so you say that this one is common knowledge.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 12: This is literally grade school something.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 7: I have a kid in grade school. He hasn't learned this.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 4: Do you know what this is? You know the answer?
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 6: You do.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 4: I mean we'll general r same. We will see here
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 4: in just a moment. Menace and Sammy, do you think
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 4: that Dylan is going to know this?
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 4: No, I'm going triple no. Everybody else said triple.
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 2: I assume that you don't know it.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 4: I don't.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 7: I think you have an educated guess.
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 4: I don't I have. I don't even know where to
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 4: begin with that.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 5: The radius and the old are parts of what math.
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 4: All right, so math is one answer, right, you know?
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 2: All right, don't don't give it away just because of radius. Right,
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 2: but I'm gonna triple note again. All right?
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, Well we'll start with the Menace and
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 4: Sammy question number three.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 5: The radius and the ulna are parts of what.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 4: Man's what is your incorrect answer? Equator?
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 2: Okator?
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 4: There are related terms equator and then Sammy, what's your
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 4: incorrect answer? You don't know what's incorrect?
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 7: A circle?
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 4: Okay, sphere? Idea? There, I don't know the answer. I
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 4: know I saw that, but that's radius and al I've
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 4: never heard that heart. That's the that's the term. I'm
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 4: not familiar.
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 8: Never all cards on the table, samey. I was going
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 8: to say, a circle or a sphere?
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, Greg, what is your what is your answer?
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 2: It's kind of vague in general, but the skeletal system bones,
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 2: specifically your forearm. Yes, oh, like you have your fhibia
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 2: and your tibia. You're radius and your old No, that's
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 2: the corresponding to your leg and.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 4: To your arm.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, where do you think we learned this?
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah? That is literally grade school. I guarantee it.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 7: Grade school.
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 4: What what anam biology? Is this where Doogie Howser went?
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 7: Maybe maybe homeschool? Grade school? Well, we didn't learn that.
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 7: I was going to say, yeah, don't don't hurt your Sebastian,
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 7: don't hurt your oulna.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 12: I just looked up an anatomy worksheet labeled the arm.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 12: It's grade levels one through six.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 4: Thank you?
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 12: What never never, like so long ago yes, I haven't
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 12: heard of it. Yes, you went through your head and
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 12: then it went out the other side.
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 5: But you know you don't know.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 7: I never heard of it.
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 4: With the term ulna, Greg holl the bone, and they're
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 4: making fun of us.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 2: I'm finding it hard to believe that you haven't heard that, especially,
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 2: and I hate to put your own blast Gina.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 7: Really, why why would I have heard of it?
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 2: Because because you're a life adult, right you're living, breathing,
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 2: and the rest of us aren't. The rest of you
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 2: I can understand getting it.
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 4: Like the rest of the rest of you are proud ignorant,
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 4: is not.
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 7: Do I appreciate it? It sounds like an old lady's name.
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 4: It's a polite way of saying we expect.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 2: More from you.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I know, I actually appreciate that.
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 2: It's a backhand get it. I get.
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 4: We've all guessed. We've all guessed triple no that Dylan
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 4: wouldn't get this question number three, d.
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 12: U I Q. The radius and the oulna are parts
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 12: of what UH circles cool?
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 5: And now what's an ulna in a circle? Would that be?
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 4: I have no idea.
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 5: What's your favorite circle?
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 4: Probably the circle that forms at a slip knock concert.
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 4: Brother all give me your older folks, Okay, terrific. I'm
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 4: I'm still confused. It's like why you thought? Like numerous
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 4: people circle, like why is that a common It's like,
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 4: why is that so that's a good that's it's sort
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 4: of a throw off he put term. Yeah, radius obviously
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 4: has that meaning as well, but multiple text fifth grade stuff,
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 4: grade school, learned that in school, eighth grade, health class school. Okay,
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 4: I feel it, my alma. I went to public school
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 4: in LA and even we learned about it. Oh wow, Wow,
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 4: that's how you play it. That's how you play the
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 4: d U I Q. Everybody an congratulations to Jasmine, Thank you, Dylan.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 6: Okay, I think I know what that is.
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is the Woodie Show. I'm gonna ask everybody
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 4: in the in the room your most recent purchase, because
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 4: I bought something that I forgot that I bought and
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 4: I just got the notification that it's out for delivery.
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 4: Oh fu Yeah, something that I've never purchased before.
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 2: Oh all right.
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 4: And a half years old. I purchased for the very
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 4: first time.
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 7: I'm intrigued.
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 4: I purchased a suit you've never want, never need to
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 4: one for a wedding or whatever, Like I've always just
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 4: gone to like Men's warehouse or I'm just rented. Dude,
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 4: I got the dopest shocking recently. Where I got it?
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 4: Where'd you get yours? Menace? Target? Target, They've been doing
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 4: more than that. Okay, guess where I got mine?
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 2: Amazon?
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  Speaker 4: Instagram. Yeah it's called X suit. Nice. Yeah, yeah, X
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  Speaker 4: suit And you can wash it in the your washing machine.
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 4: Really yeah, that's weird. Yeah. And it's like it's like
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 4: that stretchy kind of material, which is it's supposed to be.
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 4: I looked up a bunch of reviews and people said
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 4: it is legit.
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  Speaker 7: How long did it take to get like eight months?
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 4: No? I only took like a week. Yeah, because because
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 4: we're going to be doing the Woodie Show prom and
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 4: I was thinking like, oh, well, I went to this
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 4: wedding recently rented a suit. I had something else before
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 4: that I needed. I've been rent or recently, so I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: you know what, let's get this X suit. I keep
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 4: seeing it going like if it's halfway decent, let's be
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 4: an adults for a decade to just get a I'm
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 4: saying it's good enough, this is great Greg, because I
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 4: can throw it in the washing machine. It's the stretchy.
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 4: Now they did send me in a separate shipment because
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  Speaker 4: I like the the dress shirt that goes underneath it,
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 4: like the white shirt, and it seems like a pretty
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 4: decent quality.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, because I was going to say, because I was
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 9: gonna ask did it come with the dress shirt, because
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  Speaker 9: I've been seeing dress shirts that are kind of like
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 9: the similar material to that.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's a full like so when you when I
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 4: when I went to the they are not a sponsor,
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 4: but I guess at this point they could be because
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 4: I bought it was like a total like six hundred
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  Speaker 4: and fifty bucks for the whole thing there for the
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 4: whole thing. Now there's no shoes. I have to get shoes.
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  Speaker 7: Did you get a tie?
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Okay, yeah, a black tie, black belt pants, white,
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  Speaker 4: you know, button down like dress shirt.
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  Speaker 7: Insane and then the.
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 4: Sport code or whatever that goes Wow, what it's the
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 4: X suit five point zero.
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  Speaker 12: Again, I'm not saying it's a bad company at all,
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 12: but for under a Grand line had me and Von
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 12: cracking up.
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 4: Really, that's like a really because Gina Gina worked at
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 4: a suit.
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 7: Store at one point some people. For a long time,
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 7: I worked in men's suiting. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so but she was working in some fancass Yeah,
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 4: she was working in some uh fancy plays place I
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 4: worked at sold the Steve Harvey line. So let's know
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 4: we're we're here with the real people in the purple suits.
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah. I didn't buy them, I sold them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 4: What so what is a I don't know, like like
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 4: the average average suit that you sold.
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 7: Would you go for what? Just for the jacket and pants,
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 7: mind you?
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 5: Not like you know the shirts?
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 8: No, no, no, no, no, just the jacket and pants
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 8: would be yeah, anywhere between eight hundred and sixteen hundred, okay,
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 8: so sometimes twenty one hundred.
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 4: Was this a big like is this like a Macy's,
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 4: Barney's or something like that.
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 8: No, well this was this was an individual like you know, Bootique. No,
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 8: but it's a name brand that you all know. But
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 8: they were it was very young.
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 4: I six, Oh really, anyway, I'll let you know it's
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 4: being delivered, it should be out for delivery today, and
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 4: then I'll try it on. And apparently it's pretty easy
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 4: if you need a different size or something, you just
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 4: like tell them like, oh I need like one size
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 4: smaller and they they'll send it out. I thought it
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 4: was pretty simple. Six hundred bucks. We'll see if it's
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 4: any good.
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 7: Or not interesting.
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 4: I'll be wearing it to the Woody Show problem. We'll
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 4: see see how it goes good. What did you buy?
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 2: The most recent thing I bought as a gift was
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 2: a breast pump.
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 2: And then I just got two patio umbrellas because they break.
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 7: Every fourteen five thousand dollars.
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 2: Like eighty thousand. And I was just telling menace anything
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 2: for outdoors. If you have to buy something for outdoor,
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 2: like outdoor patio, outdoor umbrella, you're it's a catch twenty
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 2: two because you have to sell your house to be
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 2: able to afford what you need for in the backyard.
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 4: But you I really don't know where Greg is getting
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 4: these umbrellas, Like Greg has gone through a billion ULLs
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 4: where I've had this same one for years. Yeah, I
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 4: think he's getting in breaking them house the same.
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 2: No, I promise you, they rip, they break, the crank breaks,
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 2: get them the time I gotta go to the are.
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 4: You buying Are you buying another expensive but are you
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 4: buying the cheaper of the ones that are like a
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 4: lower quality one, not in the least, even the ones
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 4: with the air vents on top so the wind can
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 4: go through them.
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 7: I need are cranking it too hard?
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 4: Crank over cranking? You buy? So I I did buy
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 4: a pair of shoes.
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 9: They're the new Balanced Men's uh foam X. I got
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 9: them off Amazon. And the reason I got him is
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 9: because no Harry Styles is walking around and.
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 4: I was like, those look pretty comfortable, and they are.
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 12: Don't you have a thousand comfortable shoes you always you
• 1:55:55
  Speaker 12: always liked you aways lean into that where they're comfortable.
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 4: They are, But don't you have that already?
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 4: But I need a new pair of shoes for the music, Yeah,
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 4: Greg need them all the events once every five years. Yeah,
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 4: but the events, like you get new stuff, get a
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 4: new shirt. Yeah, so I get new shoes. Okay, that's fair, Yeah,
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 4: it's fine.
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 12: Fair.
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 9: But I did also buy, but it looks like the
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 9: order got canceled. I bought some diapers and some baby shoes,
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 9: just like Greg, for the same person.
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's weird that it got canceled.
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's odd, but you guys want to hear the
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 4: most embarrassing purchase of all Gina grads. She just told
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 4: me during the commercial.
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 7: Break, I thought you were supposed to do this.
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 4: No, she bought a playpen for this dog she's getting.
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 10: Yeah, you need one.
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 4: No you don't.
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 10: That's where you'll keep them.
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 6: You don't.
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 10: They can't be running around the house. They need to
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 10: be contained.
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 4: No, supposed to be some people do. Yes.
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 8: Is the size of like a tiny stuffed animal. And
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 8: I thought you're supposed to get like a playpen. You
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 8: are in there, Yes, pads underneath.
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 4: I want to make fun of that.
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 2: It doesn't sound too outlanded.
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 4: That sounds horrify our word.
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 9: I think people people just get them. I mean I
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 9: got one, but I didn't think I needed it.
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 4: I just figured I figured that's.
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 8: I'd rather put her in there and be able to
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 8: walk away than be like, oh god, is she stuck
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 8: under a coucher?
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 4: No, I just figured that's what you do. I didn't
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 4: know the dog that she's getting. Just put it in
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 4: one of those hamster balls.
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 7: That's actually a great idea.
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 16: Yeah, put her on the plate insensitivity draining for political
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 16: world A Woody show, Well.
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 4: That's gonna do it for this hour. That's gonna do it.
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 4: For today's show. That's gonna do it for the week. Everybody. Yeah,
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 4: we'll make this quick and get out of here. Full
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 4: show podcast is waiting for you. Just go to the
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 4: woodieshow dot com. Monday is the day you guys show
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 4: After Hours take over Disney California Venture Park. So Monday
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 4: five to nine pm is going to be our live
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 4: broadcast from the park. From Disney California Adventure You head
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 4: all the way down Hollywood Boulevard. You hang that sharp
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 4: right to go toward Guardians of the Galaxy Mission breakout.
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 4: At about one hundred feet or so down on the
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 4: left hand side, you'll see the the broadcast set up.
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 4: Stop by, Say hi, and even if you're in the park,
• 1:58:17
  Speaker 4: just as the general public during the day before we
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 4: kick the general public out at nine pm for the takeover,
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 4: stop by and say hi. We still got more chance
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 4: to get in, still got more chance to win those
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 4: tickets we have on the fives all the way through
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 4: six pm, so five after ten, and then so five
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 4: after fifteen, after twenty five, after thirty five, forty five,
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 4: fifty five, that's every hour call to five wins a
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 4: five pack of tickets. And then tomorrow and Sunday ten
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 4: am to what time, Sammy seven? Ten am to seven
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 4: pm both tomorrow and Sunday. Those are your absolute final
• 1:58:51
  Speaker 4: chances to win game. Yeah, and then that's it, We're done.
• 1:58:55
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 1:58:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the event we've get them all away, and then
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 4: we'll see you Monday for the takeover. Great Gory party words.
• 1:59:01
  Speaker 2: Boys, and please yeah, smoke brisket not meth.
• 1:59:06
  Speaker 4: I mean, I guess technically you could do both, because
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 4: smoking a brisket takes a minute. Yeah, there's a lot
• 1:59:14
  Speaker 4: of downtime. How you fill your time, I guess for interpretation,
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 4: but yeah, usually good rule of thumb just overall. Yeah,
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 4: all right, thank you very much, Greg Gory. We thank
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 4: you so much for giving the Woodies Show some of
• 1:59:27
  Speaker 4: your valuable time this week. You know, we love it,
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 4: appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys could
• 1:59:31
  Speaker 4: suck it and catch you back here on Monday. Have
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 4: yourself a great weekend. S M D double m bye,
• 1:59:38
  Speaker 4: Great Friday, mo