Latest / Clydesdale Media Podcast / Lunch with the Clydesdale - So now I am Jorge Fernandez???
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- 0:01So boys interrupted, made a list.
- 0:04I was in the mudslide.
- 0:06I was cool with that.
- 0:07Then barbell spin responded and supposedly
- 0:11I'm Jorge Fernandez.
- 0:14Really?
- 0:15Let's talk about it next.
- 0:28I love the chase and the hunt and
- 0:29I set the pace when I'm running.
- 0:31I always take what I want and I
- 0:33always give it one hundred.
- 0:34Don't need a bank, no I'm funded.
- 0:36Play the game like it's nothing.
- 0:37I'm always thankful for something.
- 0:38Don't take for granted, stay humble.
- 0:40Now wake up!
- 0:42It's time to look at the enemy.
- 0:44Look in the mirror if he is no
- 0:46friend to me.
- 0:47What is going on everybody?
- 0:49I had so much fun yesterday.
- 0:52We're getting a double dose of Corey this
- 0:53week.
- 0:54What's up y'all?
- 0:57I got to be honest, man.
- 1:00It has been a rough couple weeks of
- 1:04finding content.
- 1:05We've had nothing to watch other than
- 1:08drama, stuff like that.
- 1:14There's never any shortage of drama.
- 1:18And I think the drama gets heightened when
- 1:21we don't have anything else to talk about.
- 1:24Well,
- 1:24because there's nothing else to talk
- 1:25about.
- 1:25And there's never any shortage of drama
- 1:27because if you look for it, it's there.
- 1:30Right?
- 1:31It's not hard to find.
- 1:32And if you believe all the executives in
- 1:36the WFP,
- 1:37we just make it up if we don't
- 1:38have it anyway.
- 1:39Of course.
- 1:40Why wouldn't we?
- 1:42I just love that as far as the
- 1:45WFP, whatever,
- 1:46you know what I'm talking about,
- 1:47is concerned that anything we say,
- 1:51we just made up.
- 1:53Or it's all negative.
- 1:54It doesn't matter if it's just the truth
- 1:56or pointing out something that happened.
- 1:58It's just negative.
- 1:59It doesn't matter what it is.
- 2:06It doesn't even affect me anymore when
- 2:07they say that stuff.
- 2:08So it is what it is.
- 2:12We got Holly in the chat.
- 2:13We've got Meredith in the chat.
- 2:15We've got Jody, Andrew Sten.
- 2:19Yeah, I had so much fun yesterday, Andrew.
- 2:22We had to do a double dose this
- 2:23week.
- 2:26Literally,
- 2:26we're just talking like it's been hard to
- 2:28find content.
- 2:30And at least yesterday with Corey,
- 2:32I know we're going to go off the
- 2:33rails and it gives me something to talk
- 2:35about.
- 2:37I'm very good at that.
- 2:42Holly, we're not, but we are going to.
- 2:46We were just talking about it before we
- 2:48went on air that this is a very
- 2:49busy time right now.
- 2:51And so if you are here watching us,
- 2:53we appreciate you so much because we know
- 2:55there are other options out there.
- 2:57CrossFit Podcast has a very interesting
- 3:00topic going on right now that I definitely
- 3:02want to catch up on after the show.
- 3:06And
- 3:08We have kill Taylor going on too.
- 3:09So,
- 3:10and I know that those are options out
- 3:11there for everybody.
- 3:13And the fact that you come and hang
- 3:14out with us,
- 3:15we appreciate that so freaking much of
- 3:19appreciation.
- 3:21Like Holly, my gosh, man, data wide.
- 3:25Do you know how much that girl does
- 3:29for our channel?
- 3:31And nobody ever sees it.
- 3:36it's insane masters leadership
- 3:37leaderboards for every event,
- 3:40every day tips on how to find their
- 3:43leaderboards tips to find their stream,
- 3:46all the stuff that actually MFC should be
- 3:48doing themselves.
- 3:50She is putting out for them.
- 3:53Right.
- 3:54And the reason we do it the way
- 3:56we do it is because,
- 3:58the athletes when they they do well want
- 4:02to share with their friends and family
- 4:04that they've done well and she puts it
- 4:07in a format that you can just share
- 4:09it or
- 4:11Share it to your story,
- 4:12whatever you want to do.
- 4:13You can clip it out of there,
- 4:14go share it somewhere,
- 4:15but it's the top fives of every event.
- 4:18And then you can share that with everybody
- 4:20you know on your own page in a
- 4:22nice format rather than copying something
- 4:25from a competition corner,
- 4:28which looks tacky.
- 4:31I have still have screenshots from twenty
- 4:34twenty three of my name on those top
- 4:36five seats from the NFC saved on my
- 4:39phone because I for the same reason, dude,
- 4:42like I want to be able to share
- 4:43them.
- 4:43And that was cool shit.
- 4:44Like, hey, look at that.
- 4:45I won an event.
- 4:46Hey, look at that.
- 4:47I came in second.
- 4:48Hey, look at that.
- 4:48I'm in third place or whatever I was
- 4:50for a short, short period of time.
- 4:54And the other thing she does that I
- 4:55cannot thank her enough for is after these
- 4:58shows are over,
- 4:59she makes a chapter list that I can
- 5:04then cut and paste to the description.
- 5:06And then YouTube will transcribe that into
- 5:09a chaptered out version of the show.
- 5:12And it,
- 5:14it makes it so much easier when people
- 5:16are coming in and if they want to
- 5:17just see one of the topics we talked
- 5:18about,
- 5:19you just scroll across the bottom and
- 5:21Holly has done all of that for us.
- 5:24That is so unbelievably useful.
- 5:26It's not even funny.
- 5:31I try to go back and find stuff
- 5:32at times from other people's stuff.
- 5:34And I don't know too many people that
- 5:37actually take the time to do that.
- 5:38As a matter of fact,
- 5:41when I was catching up on the Sunday
- 5:43night show, Monday morning...
- 5:46And we were talking about, you asked me,
- 5:48I saw some part of it and I
- 5:49had to go back and look and it
- 5:50was chaptered out.
- 5:51And I was like, thanks, Holly.
- 5:56Yeah.
- 6:00Uh,
- 6:00Eric Mackey for someone not usually
- 6:01watching live, love that feature.
- 6:04And that is all Holly, all Holly.
- 6:07She's the best.
- 6:08So go follow data wide on Instagram.
- 6:11That is her page.
- 6:12She puts out stats when she has time.
- 6:15She's a mom.
- 6:16She's a wife.
- 6:18She's doing all the things and, uh,
- 6:21and she spends her spare time playing with
- 6:24numbers and helping us out.
- 6:28Two things we are not going to do
- 6:29ourselves.
- 6:31uh she's she's got me and I and
- 6:34I am so so appreciative of her it's
- 6:37a huge shout out to her um Jody
- 6:43added a new Cajun add a new Cajun
- 6:45Corey podcast to the Clydesdale media give
- 6:47him his own then I don't have anybody
- 6:50to talk to yeah no thanks no thanks
- 6:58This way, you guys want more.
- 7:02We just give you a little taste of
- 7:04the spicy food.
- 7:05Here's the thing, dude.
- 7:06If I had my own show,
- 7:09there would be no rails to get off
- 7:10of because there's no, like,
- 7:12the random shit that goes through my head
- 7:14on a daily basis for me to get
- 7:16on here and talk about.
- 7:18No.
- 7:19It's probably not a great idea.
- 7:21Probably not a great idea.
- 7:24Although I am in discussions with someone
- 7:26that may be doing a show on the
- 7:28channel.
- 7:32So check out for that.
- 7:38One follower check.
- 7:41There you go.
- 7:42Nice.
- 7:45I want the entertainment here though.
- 7:46I need it for me.
- 7:49Guys want me to go off on his
- 7:51own.
- 7:52Now, truly, and Corey probably knows this,
- 7:55if he would want to do a show,
- 7:57I would give him the platform to do
- 7:58it.
- 7:58I'm well aware of that.
- 8:02But remember,
- 8:02he goes to bed at six thirty.
- 8:04He's got he's got kids.
- 8:06He's got responsibilities.
- 8:07He's got a job, you know.
- 8:11Oh,
- 8:12speaking of Jodi Axe and whatever happened
- 8:14to Kat, if you have TikTok,
- 8:17you can find out exactly what happened to
- 8:18Kat because she is singing her ass off.
- 8:21Looks like a whole lot with that band
- 8:23that she's in.
- 8:24I saw another video this morning.
- 8:27Yes, I saw one this morning too.
- 8:30She's having the time of her life.
- 8:32She's living her best life right now.
- 8:34She is,
- 8:35and I'm just letting her do it.
- 8:37she knows,
- 8:38she knows anytime she wants to come back
- 8:39and do something,
- 8:40she can come back and do it.
- 8:42That's just the way our relationship
- 8:44works.
- 8:45Um,
- 8:46but she's had a tough couple of years.
- 8:49She's living,
- 8:49she is loving life right now and I'm
- 8:53all for her being whatever makes her
- 8:55happy.
- 8:56Couldn't be happier for her.
- 9:00So yeah, with that, um,
- 9:06do not have tick-tock bummer um yeah i
- 9:12don't maybe i'll pull it up i'll find
- 9:14a way to pull it up so um
- 9:19at some point we'll pull it up and
- 9:21show but yeah she uh she's doing great
- 9:25she sounds great singing too hell yeah
- 9:30You sent me a text this morning with
- 9:33a link.
- 9:34So I want to talk about that briefly
- 9:36before we get into other things.
- 9:38Please do.
- 9:38It's the funniest thing I've ever seen.
- 9:40This was on Hiller's Instagram.
- 9:44And this is Erica Folo.
- 9:45It's a close-up of her nose hairs.
- 9:49It's a fantastic camera angle.
- 9:51So we will unmute her.
- 9:54And here it is.
- 9:55I just got told at customs that I
- 9:57need to stop taking, or not customs,
- 10:00Wherever the guy speaks to you,
- 10:02he asks you, where are you going?
- 10:03I said, across the competition.
- 10:04He said, oh, are you on steroids?
- 10:06I said, no.
- 10:08And then he's like, well,
- 10:09make sure you take the whey protein.
- 10:11I was like, yeah, I do.
- 10:13He said, well,
- 10:14that can mess up your brain, you know.
- 10:17You don't want to turn into a guy,
- 10:18do you?
- 10:19I said, what is happening right now?
- 10:21Just leave me be, please.
- 10:23He said, down the line,
- 10:25if I keep taking whey protein,
- 10:27I could be in trouble.
- 10:29Yeah.
- 10:33So stop taking whey protein, people.
- 10:37Stop taking whey protein.
- 10:39It's bad for your brain,
- 10:40according to the TSA agents at the
- 10:42airport,
- 10:43who apparently are now trained in the
- 10:48science of supplements.
- 10:50I almost, like,
- 10:52I heard myself laughing at that yesterday,
- 10:54last night when I saw that.
- 10:56I sent it to every one of my
- 10:58CrossFit female friends that I know, like,
- 11:00especially the competitive ones,
- 11:01the ones that I know that are taking
- 11:03extra protein.
- 11:04I sent it to all of them.
- 11:05I was like, be careful.
- 11:08So, apparently,
- 11:09whey protein will turn you into a guy,
- 11:12and it'll mess with your head.
- 11:15And mess up your brain.
- 11:17Mess up your brain.
- 11:19Turn you into a guy and mess up
- 11:21your brain.
- 11:22Which just says to me that whoever that
- 11:25told her that is clearly on whey protein
- 11:28because their brain is obviously messed
- 11:30up.
- 11:33Denise, TSA,
- 11:35the go-to source for all your health
- 11:37needs.
- 11:41Sure.
- 11:41Yeah.
- 11:41It's usually where I get my health
- 11:43information from.
- 11:44My supplement information definitely is
- 11:46from the TSA.
- 11:48Jody, OMG.
- 11:52Frida, what an idiot.
- 11:56She should have put him in his place.
- 11:59People need to start being a bit rude
- 12:00back to people who act like that.
- 12:04So this is where I find it amazing,
- 12:07right?
- 12:07Here's this guy.
- 12:10He knows as much as the high school
- 12:12kid at GNC about the supplements.
- 12:15Probably less.
- 12:18And what I find fascinating is when I
- 12:22when I was like super into like everything
- 12:25fitness,
- 12:26I would take like sacks of protein powder
- 12:29and put in my like one serving.
- 12:31I would make into like little sandwich
- 12:32bags,
- 12:33put in my luggage and and take them
- 12:36with me.
- 12:37And then I would take a blender bottle
- 12:39empty through TSA and then fill it up
- 12:42and do whatever I needed to for my
- 12:43trip.
- 12:44Right.
- 12:46I got pulled to the side because they
- 12:49were freaked out about the spring in my
- 12:51blender bottle.
- 12:55Yet with Erica Folo,
- 12:58they're giving her advice on whey protein.
- 13:01And they didn't know what the spring in
- 13:03a blender bottle was.
- 13:05Yeah,
- 13:05that's where the progression comes from,
- 13:07Scott.
- 13:07First,
- 13:07it starts at the spring in the yellow
- 13:10spring bottle.
- 13:12blender bottle accessory to the point now
- 13:15where they're just like you know what to
- 13:17help with the blender bottle the protein
- 13:19powder itself is clearly what's causing
- 13:21the problems yeah obviously obviously she
- 13:26should have told him you know if you
- 13:28can't take enough whey protein you might
- 13:29turn into a man too like that's entirely
- 13:31possible ah
- 13:39A problem is she was blindsided,
- 13:41hard to respond to something out of the
- 13:42blue because it didn't match the question
- 13:44she thought she was getting for TSA.
- 13:46I'm sure I'm just a smart ass sometimes.
- 13:50So when, when I'm in,
- 13:51like when I'm alert and I'm a smart
- 13:53ass, like I just will.
- 13:56Plus I'm fifty five and I don't give
- 13:57a shit anymore.
- 13:59And so I'll say whatever's on my mind.
- 14:00On the way to Alaska,
- 14:03they pulled out my lacrosse ball that I
- 14:05keep in my bag and looked at it.
- 14:10looked at me and looked back and said
- 14:12what is this and i said it's a
- 14:13lacrosse ball and they said what was it
- 14:17for and i said lacrosse like i don't
- 14:24i don't know what else you want from
- 14:25me right now it's a lacrosse ball what
- 14:30you should have done is handed him the
- 14:31supple leopard book and said but you can
- 14:34do this let's let's look at page ten
- 14:37percent
- 14:39What I should have told him is that
- 14:40when my glutes get mad at me,
- 14:44I shove it under my ass and lay
- 14:45on it.
- 14:48What do you want me to tell you?
- 14:49It's a lacrosse ball.
- 14:50I don't know what else to do with
- 14:51that.
- 14:52It's a brown, blunt object.
- 14:55It's not sharp.
- 14:56It's not liquid.
- 14:57It bounces.
- 15:01Why would they care?
- 15:02I had no idea what it was.
- 15:06It looked perplexed when I told him what
- 15:07it was.
- 15:08It's a ball.
- 15:10Yeah, it's a ball.
- 15:12What's better than that is that the last
- 15:14fight I took before them,
- 15:19which was to go to Legends last year,
- 15:27I took my rope out.
- 15:29And I still had my RPM rope at
- 15:30the time.
- 15:31Well, with my RPM rope,
- 15:32I usually carried a pair of snips and
- 15:34then my extra cable in case my cable
- 15:37broke.
- 15:37I had snips to cut it to length
- 15:40and then fix it.
- 15:42I took my rope out,
- 15:42forgot to take the snips out,
- 15:45which are pointed and sharp in a tool.
- 15:49And the lady pulled it out and she
- 15:51said, pull out the cable first.
- 15:53I was like, what's that?
- 15:54And I said,
- 15:54that's the extra cable for my jump rope.
- 15:57And then pulled out the snips,
- 16:00which can be dangerous, right?
- 16:03Anything that's dangerous,
- 16:04if you know how to use it.
- 16:05Looked at me and said, well,
- 16:06what are you using for?
- 16:07I said,
- 16:07that's to cut the cable that you have
- 16:09in your other hand right there.
- 16:11And she went, oh,
- 16:12and put them back in my bag and
- 16:14sent me on my way.
- 16:19Can't make that up.
- 16:22Cannot make that up.
- 16:24Well,
- 16:24you can immobilize someone if you work on
- 16:26their quads with that thing.
- 16:29You're not wrong, Jody.
- 16:33Yes,
- 16:33they wanted to know what was in my
- 16:34backpack traveling home from the games.
- 16:37It was my medal.
- 16:38It is super heavy and solid.
- 16:43That's what we call a humble brag right
- 16:45there.
- 16:46Find a way to tell a story that
- 16:48my gold medal was the problem in the
- 16:51backpack.
- 16:51Can you imagine, though?
- 16:54This is a gold medal.
- 16:55I don't know if you know what that
- 16:57is or not.
- 16:58Clearly, you never won anything.
- 17:01I did.
- 17:01Because I just did.
- 17:02I just won that.
- 17:03I am the fittest.
- 17:03I am the fittest.
- 17:04I am the fittest.
- 17:04I am the fittest.
- 17:04I am the fittest.
- 17:05I am the fittest.
- 17:06I am the fittest.
- 17:06I am the fittest.
- 17:07I am the fittest.
- 17:07I am the fittest.
- 17:08I am the fittest.
- 17:09I am the fittest.
- 17:09That's amazing.
- 17:11It didn't go through the x-ray very well.
- 17:13I'd imagine not.
- 17:15Yeah.
- 17:16It's kind of solid.
- 17:19They made her take it out.
- 17:25it's a chunk of metal this big i
- 17:28had a full-size pair of scissors make it
- 17:30through tsa on a trip to hawaii in
- 17:32a backpack it i don't want to hear
- 17:35these stories i don't want to no but
- 17:42yeah when you look at some of the
- 17:43tsa agents not shocked not at all
- 17:48Not in the least.
- 17:52What's funny is a blender bottle spring
- 17:54gets them freaked out,
- 17:55but a pair of scissors, nah.
- 17:58Run with it.
- 18:00Run with it.
- 18:00You'll be fine.
- 18:01Not a big deal.
- 18:02Yeah, we don't like the cable,
- 18:03but these snips, yeah,
- 18:04you're good with those.
- 18:07Cable in one hand, snips in the other.
- 18:11What's this?
- 18:12Well, that's the cable for my jump rope.
- 18:13What's that?
- 18:13That's to cut the cable from my jump
- 18:15rope.
- 18:15Oh, okay.
- 18:15Okay.
- 18:18Have a nice flight.
- 18:20Thank you.
- 18:23I fully expected him to take them and
- 18:24be like,
- 18:24you can't have these on the plane.
- 18:26I was perfectly willing to say goodbye to
- 18:28them at that point.
- 18:30When you were telling me the tour,
- 18:31I was like, those are in the garbage.
- 18:32Yeah, no, no.
- 18:34They went there,
- 18:35put them back in my bag and sent
- 18:36me packing.
- 18:39I did make a mistake in...
- 18:42it's just no things we don't yes jody
- 18:45that is yeah holly that is one hundred
- 18:48percent correct yeah um when i was in
- 18:53lax for read uh semifinals a couple years
- 18:56ago dummy had my like my my water
- 19:01bottle like this right
- 19:03I had water in it.
- 19:05Didn't even think about walking through
- 19:07TSA.
- 19:11They wouldn't let me through.
- 19:13I had to go back,
- 19:15dump the water out of the water bottle,
- 19:18or they could take it and throw it
- 19:19in the garbage,
- 19:20but I could go dump it and then
- 19:22come back through.
- 19:24somebody's got to go back to the end
- 19:26of the line yeah dump it then we'll
- 19:28go back through and then this was empty
- 19:32and they were all cool with it my
- 19:35favorite part about that is that it's
- 19:38because they might be an explosive liquid
- 19:40right yeah so what is their plan to
- 19:43do with it in the garbage can back
- 19:46there with the other possibly explosive
- 19:49liquids let's just mix all those together
- 19:52yeah right there
- 19:54We got to pray nobody throws a Mentos
- 19:56in there.
- 19:56For the love of God.
- 20:00They wouldn't let me throw it.
- 20:03I had brought a C-IV with me.
- 20:07Like the drink,
- 20:09not the actual plastic explosive.
- 20:11Yeah, yeah.
- 20:11Unopened.
- 20:12Thanks for the clarification on that, too.
- 20:13Just making sure.
- 20:14Just making sure.
- 20:15Because they're both exploding liquids in
- 20:17some form.
- 20:18I got to fly in two months.
- 20:20I do not need to get any extra
- 20:21flagging that I'm already going to
- 20:23probably get.
- 20:25But they wouldn't let me through with an
- 20:27unopened can.
- 20:30Yeah, they wouldn't.
- 20:33I said, it's not even...
- 20:39it's not even open and go buy the
- 20:41twelve dollar one at the go get the
- 20:43eight dollar monster from the the white
- 20:47monster from the store right over there we
- 20:49can't have this one bro so y'all this
- 20:55is insane airports um choice or variety on
- 20:58energy drinks is really limited
- 21:02You have a white monster.
- 21:04You could have Red Bull.
- 21:06They got Red Bull coming out of that.
- 21:08Yeah.
- 21:10What's the other one?
- 21:16Yeah.
- 21:17Jody had to empty her water bottle in
- 21:18Albany to get in the gate.
- 21:19Well, that makes sense.
- 21:20It's Albany.
- 21:22Yeah.
- 21:25You can't really put anything on there.
- 21:27It's Albany at that point.
- 21:31That wasn't at the airport, though, right?
- 21:32Because, Jody, you drove.
- 21:34That was actually to get into the venue,
- 21:37I'm guessing.
- 21:39Correct?
- 21:40You bring water into the fitness
- 21:41competition.
- 21:45Yeah.
- 21:50Oh,
- 21:50this building is filled with fitness
- 21:52athletes.
- 21:52You can't bring water in here.
- 21:54Sorry.
- 21:55Yeah.
- 21:58What a crazy, crazy thing.
- 22:00What a world we live in, man.
- 22:02It's fantastic.
- 22:05Oh, go ahead.
- 22:06Finish.
- 22:06That was a TSA keeping bottled water out
- 22:09of the sky for twenty years now.
- 22:12God bless.
- 22:14Anyway.
- 22:18Well, speaking of wild world, I,
- 22:20a couple of days ago,
- 22:21I got a cancellation.
- 22:22I got to go to my pulmonology appointment
- 22:24early.
- 22:25Haven't really got a chance to talk about
- 22:26it just because we had Tristan on,
- 22:28on Tuesday,
- 22:29then you were here and we were having
- 22:31such a good time yesterday.
- 22:33But I did get some updates on my
- 22:35health.
- 22:37And the good news is no tumors,
- 22:42no masses, no cancer in the lungs.
- 22:47In fact,
- 22:47they don't even think the problem is my
- 22:50lungs.
- 22:52It might be a small percentage that it
- 22:54is, but for the most part,
- 22:55they think it's actually something in my
- 22:57voice box,
- 22:59which is a little bit freaking me out
- 23:01as I'm a podcaster.
- 23:03you know um but i have to go
- 23:06in for a a chest and neck ct
- 23:12on november and then right after that um
- 23:18i go back to the pulmonology office
- 23:21So it's,
- 23:22they do it and immediately they get the
- 23:23results.
- 23:24I will go immediately to the doctor and
- 23:27then we'll talk through things.
- 23:29But they have me doing, um,
- 23:31some weird stuff where I do like a
- 23:34nebulizer now and then I have to blow
- 23:36into this horn that shakes,
- 23:39shakes my esophagus essentially to break
- 23:42free any, um, phlegm and mucus and, um,
- 23:50then i i am to cough that up
- 23:52and i did that this morning and i
- 23:55do feel better um but i don't know
- 23:59but we'll see what's happening uh meredith
- 24:02i don't know what they're thinking they he
- 24:04just thinks there might be an obstruction
- 24:07in the voice box at this point maybe
- 24:09that means polyps i don't he didn't say
- 24:12that word so he gave you a nebulizer
- 24:16and a trumpet and was like
- 24:21Inhale this one and then blow it out
- 24:22through here.
- 24:24Yeah.
- 24:27Yep.
- 24:29So when I blow it,
- 24:30it makes like a sound and not that
- 24:34fast.
- 24:34It's more like slow.
- 24:36And so I just tell my wife it's
- 24:38my moose call.
- 24:42It gives you a nebulizer and a, yeah,
- 24:46what do they call it?
- 24:47A moose bugler.
- 24:50Yep.
- 24:51jesus h cries uh sean organ says don't
- 24:55sweat the voice box scott beethoven went
- 24:57deaf and made great music so i can
- 25:02so if i lose my voice and corey
- 25:04will be on more often i'll sign stuff
- 25:07and he'll respond just just send me text
- 25:12messages be like scott says
- 25:17or i can i can get the uh
- 25:18stephen hawking uh yeah little mechanical
- 25:22voice the c and say or whatever we
- 25:25could do a whole episode with that like
- 25:27whether you have you lost your voice or
- 25:29not because you can just buy one of
- 25:30those things that sounds like a fantastic
- 25:31idea so yeah we'll we'll find a way
- 25:36to adapt but i have the i do
- 25:38have polyps in my one sinus i do
- 25:40know that um i have that ct on
- 25:46That's Wednesday.
- 25:48Later in the day,
- 25:49that's just a head CT.
- 25:52How many CTs have you had this year?
- 25:57This year?
- 26:00These are my first two this year,
- 26:01but I had like a bunch last year.
- 26:03Yeah.
- 26:04Well, I guess since the first one,
- 26:09I feel like it's been a lot.
- 26:11It has.
- 26:12So I've gone through like a string of
- 26:15doctors.
- 26:17not happy with where I'm at.
- 26:19And so now I'm going back through with
- 26:20like people that are high end specialists
- 26:24in the field.
- 26:27The only problem with that is you have
- 26:28to wait so long from appointment to
- 26:30appointment because they are like the best
- 26:33at what they do.
- 26:35But the interesting thing is I did sit
- 26:37down and talk with this doctor about
- 26:40Worrying about if the vaccine is what
- 26:42caused some of these problems.
- 26:45And he actually was very open to the
- 26:47conversation,
- 26:47which I was very surprised about.
- 26:52And we sat and talked about it.
- 26:54And he said,
- 26:57you can probably attribute the AFib and
- 27:01anything heart-related to the vaccine,
- 27:05but typically it doesn't affect the lungs.
- 27:10So I think we have two separate issues.
- 27:13Isn't the cardiovascular system all
- 27:15interconnected?
- 27:17I'm just telling you what he told me.
- 27:20The first thing I think of is that
- 27:21your heart pumps blood, right?
- 27:23But oxygen needs to get into your blood
- 27:25from your lungs.
- 27:27So it would seem maybe I don't know
- 27:31shit about medicine.
- 27:31I'm going to go ahead and stop right
- 27:32there.
- 27:34Yeah.
- 27:34I don't know either.
- 27:35He just said that like, he's,
- 27:37he's pretty much a skeptic when he was
- 27:39pretty much a skeptic when the vaccine
- 27:41came out and he's been watching the
- 27:43literature he's been watching and he just
- 27:46has not seen any correlation between the
- 27:48lungs and the vaccine.
- 27:52He said, now the heart seen a lot.
- 27:54Yeah.
- 27:56Um, so he,
- 28:00that was nice to at least have that
- 28:01conversation.
- 28:03Um,
- 28:04Well,
- 28:04to have somebody have a conversation with
- 28:06you, like you said,
- 28:06that was open and not just telling you
- 28:08a job,
- 28:08you fucking mind right off the bat.
- 28:10Like, yeah, I would be,
- 28:13I would be pretty excited about that.
- 28:16So Denise,
- 28:17do you think you'll have the polyps
- 28:18removed?
- 28:19Um,
- 28:22I think that that is probably going to
- 28:23be the case as I will have to
- 28:25have another sinus surgery because I have
- 28:27an infection in the other side.
- 28:30The CT scan next week is so the
- 28:33ear, nose,
- 28:34and throat doctor can see more clearly how
- 28:37bad everything is in there to know,
- 28:41do we go surgery or can we do
- 28:44like an antibiotic wash?
- 28:44It's like an antibiotic just...
- 28:53I think so.
- 28:55Or like an irrigation where they send
- 28:57something up there and then spray it all
- 28:58through.
- 29:00You said wash.
- 29:01So like that's immediately where my head
- 29:02goes.
- 29:03So I was thinking like a neti pot
- 29:05wash.
- 29:06Yeah.
- 29:07Just it would have some medicine in it.
- 29:09Right.
- 29:12Um, I'm seeing some slowing internet,
- 29:16so I'm trying to,
- 29:17and it's of course not working for me
- 29:19today,
- 29:21trying to shut down other objects that
- 29:23have internet attached to them.
- 29:31Um, so, um,
- 29:34my guess is we're probably going to head
- 29:35for surgery once she sees in there.
- 29:39Um, but I, that's just me guessing.
- 29:46Anyway,
- 29:46apparently you're Jorge Fernandez now?
- 29:50Yeah.
- 29:50Did you watch Spin last night?
- 29:52I didn't like it, no.
- 29:53I was pitching.
- 29:56I was actually playing catch with my
- 29:59daughter and pitching her balls to hit.
- 30:02She's a softball girl now.
- 30:04So they did...
- 30:07They responded to the Media Hill.
- 30:13Mm-hmm.
- 30:17And they said they were going to just
- 30:19talk about it.
- 30:20And then they like set off an alarm
- 30:23and said, no, we breaking news.
- 30:26We have made our own mound or no
- 30:32athlete mound.
- 30:36So I'm going to try to find it
- 30:37here and I'll pause it where you can
- 30:39see the complete list.
- 30:42Okay.
- 30:44Working on the fly here.
- 30:50Here it is.
- 30:51So essentially what John Young did this
- 30:54time,
- 30:55which it's now become a complete inception
- 30:57thing where the responses to each other
- 31:01back and forth.
- 31:02Now we're getting into layers, right?
- 31:04Right.
- 31:06So it started with John Young putting
- 31:08himself at the top of the mound,
- 31:10just like they did, right?
- 31:13And he kept talking about how,
- 31:16now these are,
- 31:18your impact on CrossFit this year.
- 31:21Your impact on CrossFit this year.
- 31:23So if you look at the mudslide area,
- 31:27and if you remember right, this here,
- 31:30right here was me.
- 31:32Clydesdale Media, right?
- 31:35So this is now Jorge Fernandez.
- 31:39I believe that Be Friendly is Pat Vellner.
- 31:45no that's fluffy duck that's fluffy duck
- 31:47yeah duck mir von rohr uh european athlete
- 31:51that's probably what it was be friendly
- 31:54and then bailey martin is mason startup uh
- 32:00gee is kipping it real over here on
- 32:03the side right and then barbell spin is
- 32:07dylan pepper
- 32:13I'm trying to remember everything from the
- 32:16other picture.
- 32:19Essentially, BKG is TEF.
- 32:22Yeah.
- 32:24Because I haven't seen anything in two
- 32:25years is what they said.
- 32:30Daniel Brandon's Kill Taylor.
- 32:33Not appropriate for all ages.
- 32:36Makes sense.
- 32:37That whole thing.
- 32:38Sam Quant is... Morning Chalk Up.
- 32:45Coffee Pies and Wands.
- 32:49Yeah.
- 32:50Buttery Bros is Mal O'Brien.
- 32:53Haven't seen them in CrossFit in a year.
- 32:55At least.
- 33:00And then it was Hiller is Tia.
- 33:04Jason Hopper is The Games.
- 33:07That's a fantastic picture of Jason,
- 33:09by the way.
- 33:11Yeah.
- 33:11Lucy Campbell is Mayhem.
- 33:15Ricky is Savan.
- 33:20Pretty popular, but uses bad language.
- 33:22So, yeah.
- 33:25So...
- 33:27it was a very creative way to do
- 33:28it,
- 33:28but I think we're getting into a little
- 33:29bit of inception here,
- 33:30maybe taking this a little bit further.
- 33:32And again, we talked about it before.
- 33:34There's not enough going on.
- 33:35So like we have to create our own
- 33:37drama.
- 33:39So boys interrupted started.
- 33:40Well, John started with that,
- 33:42with the mountain boys interrupted,
- 33:44responded with media Hill.
- 33:46Now the spin responds.
- 33:47And I think this is pretty much John
- 33:49putting the people in their place.
- 33:51And, and, and,
- 33:54made correlations between all the athletes
- 33:57and the media and where they fit.
- 34:02This is a very,
- 34:03very upset that most of these people did
- 34:06not have an impact in the last year.
- 34:08Like BKG, like Sam quant,
- 34:15like Mal O'Brien.
- 34:17Yeah.
- 34:17No.
- 34:21So anyway,
- 34:22it was kind of creative how they did
- 34:24it.
- 34:26And it was really at the end of
- 34:27their show.
- 34:28So if you wanted to see it,
- 34:30it's way at the end.
- 34:35But at first, I'm like, Jorge Fernandez?
- 34:39Right.
- 34:40He made the games this year.
- 34:43He did.
- 34:44He's a pretty good team player.
- 34:47He's damn fine on the team.
- 34:50And
- 34:52you know, he's on the up and coming.
- 34:54He first time at the games,
- 34:56maybe has the potential to maybe high
- 34:58ceiling.
- 34:59He's got a high ceiling.
- 35:01Maybe it is.
- 35:03And he's, and he's damn good looking.
- 35:05He is.
- 35:06He is a handsome fellow.
- 35:07Maybe it is the perfect correlation.
- 35:10It's just that the, the,
- 35:12the resemblance is uncanny.
- 35:15Uncanny.
- 35:15Yeah.
- 35:19That is a,
- 35:20On behalf of John Young,
- 35:22that is weaponized autism right there,
- 35:23is what that is.
- 35:24Oh,
- 35:24and then what you didn't see on the
- 35:28mound was they forgot Harry Lightfoot.
- 35:35Oh.
- 35:36Who's kind of new to the space.
- 35:40Popular, puts out a lot of...
- 35:44Is deserving of respect.
- 35:46Some people call him Harry Lightfoot, but
- 35:52That's clever.
- 35:54That is absolutely clever.
- 35:56Absolutely clever.
- 35:57I hope Amanda sees that.
- 35:58Yeah.
- 36:02That one was really good.
- 36:05At first I was like,
- 36:06should I be offended that I'm Jorge
- 36:08Fernandez?
- 36:09And then the more I thought about it,
- 36:10I was like, well,
- 36:12he's not doing that bad.
- 36:13No.
- 36:14The more you think about it, you're like,
- 36:16you know what?
- 36:18Damn right I'm Jorge Fernandez.
- 36:19Yeah.
- 36:22Walking around all jacked.
- 36:31That's outstanding.
- 36:32Kudos to them for that.
- 36:34That's good stuff right there.
- 36:35You know who Jorge reminds me of?
- 36:37Do you remember back on Saturday Night
- 36:39Live in the day when Billy Crystal was
- 36:45on?
- 36:45Yeah.
- 36:48Let me tell you something, darling.
- 36:51It's not how you feel.
- 36:53It's how you look.
- 36:54And let me tell you something.
- 36:55You look marvelous.
- 36:57Marvelous.
- 36:58Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
- 37:03Oh,
- 37:03back when Saturday Night Live was funny.
- 37:05Yeah.
- 37:07Good stuff back then.
- 37:11But anyway,
- 37:13that's how I feel with Jorge Fernandez.
- 37:15Hey, dude, it could be worse.
- 37:21So this weekend we actually have something
- 37:24to watch that is a competition where
- 37:27actual athletes are going to take the
- 37:29floor.
- 37:29They're going to compete against one
- 37:31another for a result and the prize money.
- 37:36And it's going to be live stream.
- 37:37And it's going to be live streamed.
- 37:41Somewhat professionally.
- 37:44Yeah.
- 37:45I said this to Tristan the other day.
- 37:47I love John Young as a color analyst.
- 37:51Let me tell you something.
- 37:51Him and Bill last year for this were
- 37:54phenomenal.
- 37:56It was so much fun to watch.
- 37:58It is so different.
- 37:59Because Bill is trying to be Bill by
- 38:02trying to do his professional thing.
- 38:03And John Young is a puppy on Adderall.
- 38:08And is just excited.
- 38:09And there's things happening.
- 38:11He's trying to get to everything all at
- 38:12once.
- 38:13And it worked.
- 38:14It was awesome.
- 38:15It was real.
- 38:16It was raw.
- 38:17It was... They knocked it out the door.
- 38:20I can't wait for... When he roots...
- 38:23When he roots, it's really cool.
- 38:26And because he's not rooting for a person,
- 38:28he's rooting for them to be great.
- 38:31Yep.
- 38:34And that's what I love about it.
- 38:35It's not like, hey, this...
- 38:38Austin Hatfield, you're my favorite.
- 38:39I'm rooting for you through this thing.
- 38:42It is like, oh my gosh,
- 38:43if they could just make this lift,
- 38:46it could be a monster.
- 38:48And then he roots for that moment, right?
- 38:51Yeah.
- 38:52And that's what I think is awesome.
- 38:54And he's so different and it's taking
- 38:55nothing away from any other color analysts
- 38:57because they're like,
- 38:59there are a good set of them in
- 39:00our space.
- 39:02I think Adrian Conway is great.
- 39:03I think Chase and Bill are great.
- 39:06I think that Lucy Campbell's great.
- 39:11All very different.
- 39:13And I like change of pace.
- 39:15I don't like the same voice over and
- 39:17over and over again.
- 39:20So I'm super excited to watch it.
- 39:23I can't wait to see how it goes
- 39:24down.
- 39:27And I can't wait that we actually have
- 39:28competition to talk about.
- 39:29I'll hope people door dash John McDonald's
- 39:34again, like they did last year.
- 39:35Cause that was a whole lot of fun.
- 39:37Like that's,
- 39:41The best part about,
- 39:43or one of the better parts, I mean,
- 39:44I say the best part about them doing
- 39:46what they do.
- 39:47Obviously it's fun to watch.
- 39:50It's well covered.
- 39:50You know, they got cameras on the floor.
- 39:52They tested out their stream this morning.
- 39:54I saw that live when I like it,
- 39:56they got it up,
- 39:56they got to run how they want to.
- 39:58But the fact that it's interactive at that
- 40:00point, because last year,
- 40:02I think twice during the weekend,
- 40:04somebody that was in the chat watching
- 40:07door dash John, John young McDonald's.
- 40:14Twice.
- 40:14I was asking, hey, John,
- 40:17I got a notification that DoorDash is
- 40:19there and they're trying to get you your
- 40:20food.
- 40:23You don't get that during the games.
- 40:25I'm sorry.
- 40:25You just don't.
- 40:27It's a Crash Crucible exclusive.
- 40:31That sounds great.
- 40:34I do have my podium picks for the
- 40:36weekend.
- 40:38Just going to run down through them real
- 40:39quick.
- 40:41On the men's side, I'm going with Colton.
- 40:43Of course.
- 40:44To win.
- 40:46Second, Chris Ibarra.
- 40:48And I'm taking Jacob Marleau to podium in
- 40:50third.
- 40:52Those are three solid picks.
- 40:54I like it.
- 40:54I can't argue with Colton whatsoever.
- 40:58I don't know enough about the rest of
- 41:00the men's side.
- 41:00I mean, I know who Chris Ibarra is.
- 41:02Obviously, I know who Jacob is.
- 41:04And I haven't seen a whole lot of
- 41:05Jacob here lately,
- 41:06so I hope he does really well.
- 41:07I really, really do.
- 41:09And I'm a big Max Krieg fan because
- 41:12his coach is my friend Lynette,
- 41:15and she's going to be there coaching him.
- 41:17So I want him to do well as
- 41:18well.
- 41:19But with as heavy as it was,
- 41:22I couldn't pick him to win or make
- 41:24it to the podium.
- 41:26Anybody who does not know Max or Maxie,
- 41:29Maxie is a fantastic human being.
- 41:32He is absurdly fit, and he is –
- 41:39he's his own person.
- 41:40Let's go ahead and put it like that.
- 41:43Big Swifty, big Taylor Swift fan,
- 41:46which generally speaking,
- 41:48people don't expect whenever they first
- 41:50meet him.
- 41:51Well, he's a movie diver.
- 41:54He does serious shit.
- 41:55A hundred percent.
- 41:58And it speaks to his character that the
- 42:02amount of serious shit that he does when
- 42:03you talk to him on a regular basis,
- 42:05he's not that serious.
- 42:06Like,
- 42:07He's just laid back as they come.
- 42:09I did not realize his name was on
- 42:10the list.
- 42:11Like I said,
- 42:11I didn't pay much attention to that man.
- 42:13I hope Max does well.
- 42:14I really, really do.
- 42:16He works his ass off.
- 42:16He's an awesome dude.
- 42:19And then on the women's side,
- 42:21I'm going to start with an honorable
- 42:22mention.
- 42:23I think this is going to be a
- 42:24fun weekend to watch Paige.
- 42:26Paige Rogers, formerly Paige Powers.
- 42:30The athlete formerly known as Paige
- 42:32Powers.
- 42:33you know, she, before the, the,
- 42:36the buckle with the box jump or box
- 42:38step up, she was tent at the games.
- 42:40We haven't seen her back in a little
- 42:42bit with that.
- 42:42And then the pregnancy,
- 42:44it's going to be interesting to see where
- 42:46she's at with her fitness at this
- 42:48competition.
- 42:50And what does,
- 42:51and what is that going to translate to
- 42:52forward?
- 42:53She could come out and win events or
- 42:55she could shit to bed.
- 42:56We don't, we have no idea.
- 42:59Talk about wild card, dude.
- 43:01I think that's going to be fun to
- 43:02watch to see where is she at.
- 43:04Because when she is in her fit, fit,
- 43:09fit, she's fit.
- 43:12If that makes sense.
- 43:13Top ten at the games, dude,
- 43:14that's not an easy thing to do,
- 43:16especially on the women's side.
- 43:17The field is deep, deep, deep, deep, deep.
- 43:21I heard people saying the women's field
- 43:23was weak.
- 43:24Dude,
- 43:24there's a lot of great athletes on that
- 43:26side.
- 43:27That's insane.
- 43:30So here's my podium.
- 43:32Again,
- 43:33I'm going with the premise that it's a
- 43:35heavier crash than we've had in years
- 43:38past.
- 43:40So I have Caroline Stanley winning.
- 43:45I have Kyra Milligan in second place.
- 43:48And this is just because I think this
- 43:50girl is special.
- 43:52And I think that people are going to
- 43:55count her out because of the heaviness of
- 43:57it, but she is so freaking fit.
- 44:00She's going to make up for it in
- 44:01other ways.
- 44:02And that is Reese little wood.
- 44:07I think she is the next big thing.
- 44:10Young.
- 44:11Oh yeah.
- 44:13Okay.
- 44:15She podiumed at the team games like three
- 44:18times.
- 44:22I've interviewed her.
- 44:23I had her on the show.
- 44:24She is as mature as the day is
- 44:27long.
- 44:28And she is a sophomore at University of
- 44:31South Carolina.
- 44:32So it's just a drive over for her.
- 44:34Even better.
- 44:36Yeah.
- 44:38And that,
- 44:38and she'll probably have a lot of support
- 44:39because of that.
- 44:41You know,
- 44:41like her friends from college will
- 44:43probably,
- 44:44she's practically local at that point.
- 44:47So much the better.
- 44:48And so I think that's going to work
- 44:50out for her.
- 44:50Well, but I,
- 44:52she took third at syndicate this year.
- 44:54She almost made the games.
- 44:57And I just think that she has that
- 45:00special that like the Emma Lawson's had,
- 45:05the Mal O'Brien's,
- 45:07I think she's that next one.
- 45:11I guess we shall find out come tomorrow.
- 45:16I'm a homer.
- 45:17I can't not pick my girls.
- 45:19So Sammy Pugh, Hannah Hardy.
- 45:23top five team at the games on the
- 45:25team.
- 45:26And I know the work that they put
- 45:27in because I see it every single day
- 45:30in our group chat and whatnot.
- 45:32And they absolutely smashed the qualifier
- 45:37and did all of the workouts once.
- 45:40So I can't not pick my girls.
- 45:43I'm not saying they're necessarily going
- 45:44to come in one in two,
- 45:46but I would look for them in the
- 45:47top five.
- 45:48Tell you that right now.
- 45:49Calling it.
- 45:52I'll push back on that a little bit.
- 45:54I think they're both great athletes.
- 45:58I've talked to both of them in the
- 45:59past.
- 46:00I think they are great human beings.
- 46:12I think that the field's too deep for
- 46:14them right now.
- 46:15And P-score is just this wild variable.
- 46:18It is.
- 46:20It absolutely is.
- 46:22Um, so I, I could be wrong,
- 46:24but I am curious, very, very curious.
- 46:28Cannot wait to actually see them take the
- 46:29floor this weekend.
- 46:31Um, like I said,
- 46:31just cause I knew all the work that
- 46:33they've been putting in and it's going to
- 46:35be,
- 46:35they're going to be something to watch.
- 46:36I'm telling you,
- 46:37I'm just mark your calendar right now.
- 46:39They are going to be something to watch.
- 46:42The reason I went with the three I
- 46:43went with is because I think they're going
- 46:46to have some dominant wins.
- 46:49I just think they have skill sets that
- 46:52are so much better that with P-score,
- 46:55they are going to have that big,
- 46:57big win.
- 46:58Like Reese was on with the spin last
- 47:00night.
- 47:01If Syndicate went with P-score,
- 47:03she's in the games.
- 47:04Right.
- 47:06Because what she's really good at,
- 47:07she is really good at.
- 47:10Like best in the world at.
- 47:14And when you have those home runs,
- 47:16I think that P-score is going to help
- 47:18you tremendously.
- 47:22Are we done with that?
- 47:24There's one more thing I wanted to say.
- 47:25We briefly mentioned MFC early on.
- 47:30I watched the vast majority of the live
- 47:34stream all weekend just trying to catch my
- 47:38people that were competing.
- 47:39I wanted to give props to Mr.
- 47:42Kyle Shipp for calling the entire thing
- 47:47mostly by himself all weekend.
- 47:53I cannot imagine what his voice felt like
- 47:56come Sunday evening.
- 47:58I'll tell you what was most impressive to
- 48:00me.
- 48:01I don't think he had a spotter.
- 48:03No, he was on the,
- 48:04he was on the floor.
- 48:06Yeah.
- 48:06And he was just going like,
- 48:09he apologized a couple of times on him
- 48:12to, I not only call it,
- 48:13but identify all the athletes.
- 48:15He apologized more than once for like
- 48:19either calling people their own names or
- 48:21not realizing that they were done.
- 48:24thinking they had a round left or
- 48:25something like that,
- 48:26which that wasn't his fault.
- 48:28No.
- 48:29Have a freaking finish line.
- 48:33Every event needs to have a finish line
- 48:36unless you are a lifting event.
- 48:38That's it.
- 48:41And you have a start line.
- 48:43Right.
- 48:43Because they're all starting at one spot.
- 48:46So just make the start line the finish
- 48:50line.
- 48:50Your time does not finish until you get
- 48:52back across the line.
- 48:55It's not a hard concept to figure out.
- 48:57It's really, really not.
- 48:58And that's the last part of the race.
- 49:00And so many competitions forget that
- 49:03point.
- 49:04Yeah.
- 49:05And, oh, my God,
- 49:06I watched the stream on the Friday,
- 49:09and I couldn't tell if they had more
- 49:11handstands to go or not because some were
- 49:13resting and shaking it out.
- 49:15Some were just shaking it out because they
- 49:17were done.
- 49:17And I couldn't tell which were which.
- 49:21Just make them finish at the start line.
- 49:25It is so damn simple.
- 49:27And I bitched about this for three years
- 49:29with them.
- 49:31I know.
- 49:32And they have not made one iota of
- 49:34an effort to change that.
- 49:36You were complaining about it when I was
- 49:38there, which was three years ago.
- 49:41Or two years ago, whatever that is.
- 49:44Because we didn't have start,
- 49:45we didn't have finish lines.
- 49:46We just were done when we were done.
- 49:53And there was an event that year with
- 49:55where you finished.
- 49:56Well, it was one of those,
- 49:57like when you're finished,
- 50:01it was an interval thing where you could
- 50:03finish and you couldn't even tell if they
- 50:05like had finished the whole thing or what
- 50:08are they,
- 50:08were they going back for another interval?
- 50:12Like you had no clue.
- 50:13Yeah.
- 50:16Cause I think the last app rest was
- 50:17a row and people were just sitting on
- 50:19the row when they were done and you
- 50:21couldn't tell if were they done done or
- 50:23were they.
- 50:26It's an easy fix and it's better for
- 50:30everybody.
- 50:33Cause like if you're, if I'm,
- 50:36even if as a competitor,
- 50:37if I'm lined up next to somebody and
- 50:40I do my last rep,
- 50:42and somebody else is on their last rep
- 50:44or close to it,
- 50:45I know they're right next to me,
- 50:47I have absolutely no idea where they are.
- 50:49So I'm doing my last one,
- 50:51and I'm going,
- 50:52trying to get across the line, and hey,
- 50:55time stops.
- 50:56The people on the floor are looking at
- 50:59the same thing.
- 50:59They have absolutely no idea what happened
- 51:01because it's very hard to keep track of
- 51:03what everybody's doing and where that
- 51:05person's at, where this person's at,
- 51:06unless you're advancing across the floor
- 51:08or you get across a finish line.
- 51:11I saw them setting up for crash this
- 51:13morning.
- 51:13You could see them.
- 51:15They have the rep counters taped onto the
- 51:18floor.
- 51:19They have the boxes you have to advance
- 51:21through.
- 51:21Like that crash is taking it to a
- 51:23whole different, and they always have,
- 51:25taking it to the other level where it's
- 51:27telling the story as you go down the
- 51:29field and then the finish line.
- 51:34I love that.
- 51:36But other places, all we need,
- 51:40just please the finish line at a minimum.
- 51:45You got to start on that.
- 51:46Guadalupalooza sucks at that too.
- 51:48Guadalupalooza is also bad at that.
- 51:51Now, Tier Cup, they did pretty well.
- 51:54But in there,
- 51:56especially when you have thirty lanes
- 51:58across and you don't have a finish line,
- 52:01that is utter chaos.
- 52:05And again, it's a simple fix.
- 52:09What do you think about going down to
- 52:11twenty athletes?
- 52:13Or the individual?
- 52:15And then half of them are getting invited.
- 52:18What I like about it is we're not
- 52:19going to have a thirty wide field anymore.
- 52:22You might actually see something.
- 52:24Might actually be able to see a little
- 52:25bit.
- 52:25Kind of zoomed in some.
- 52:26I don't know.
- 52:29I don't... It's going to sound terrible.
- 52:32I don't care enough about Waterpalooza.
- 52:37to to want to warrant worrying about if
- 52:39they have twenty or thirty or forty i
- 52:41will watch it because it's gonna be on
- 52:43and i will say that the twenty is
- 52:45probably gonna be a lot easier to watch
- 52:46than especially they do two heats and
- 52:49there's like ten at a time going so
- 52:52much the better but
- 52:55See,
- 52:55that's why Corey doesn't get his own show
- 52:57because you have to care about everything
- 53:00if you're doing a daily show.
- 53:02I really, really don't.
- 53:03I really, really don't.
- 53:04I wish I did.
- 53:05I wish I gave more of a damn
- 53:07about it.
- 53:07But, like,
- 53:09I think if I was doing the qualifiers,
- 53:11I think they're only taking, like,
- 53:12five people.
- 53:15Or maybe ten.
- 53:17Ten.
- 53:17For the Masters.
- 53:19Something like that.
- 53:19Oh, the Masters.
- 53:20Yeah.
- 53:21Yeah.
- 53:22That's what I'm saying.
- 53:23So like,
- 53:24I like to watch the elite every year.
- 53:27I like to,
- 53:27I like to watch the elites go.
- 53:29I really do.
- 53:30But I also want to see,
- 53:33or at least be able to follow because
- 53:34like,
- 53:34I know people that are doing the
- 53:35qualifiers, you know,
- 53:36people are going to Miami to compete and
- 53:38whatnot.
- 53:39And then you see, like, again,
- 53:41like we talked about yesterday and talked
- 53:42about a million times before online
- 53:44qualifiers,
- 53:46you're going to get some people that do
- 53:48not actually belong there.
- 53:51And when you shrink the field down like
- 53:53that,
- 53:54you're definitely going to get some people
- 53:57that do not, they just don't belong there.
- 54:02Oh, you did great on online qualifier.
- 54:04Fantastic.
- 54:05How are you doing in person?
- 54:06Oh, terrible.
- 54:07You got this ass beat on every single
- 54:08workout.
- 54:09Okay.
- 54:09Fabulous.
- 54:11So that's shouting at the sun at that
- 54:16point really doesn't do any good to bitch
- 54:17about.
- 54:19Yeah, I just noticed your name,
- 54:22whey steroid user.
- 54:25So are you trying to mess with your
- 54:27brain or are you trying to become a
- 54:28man?
- 54:30Become a man.
- 54:31Become a man.
- 54:32Become a man.
- 54:32Yeah,
- 54:32I don't have enough brain to mess with
- 54:34regardless one way or another.
- 54:37Or at least the whey protein is definitely
- 54:38not going to affect it that much.
- 54:40There's not enough there to afford to
- 54:41affect it.
- 54:43so all about becoming a man yeah and
- 54:47don't forget people go go to the airport
- 54:50go to your local tsa agent they will
- 54:52tell you all that you need to know
- 54:53about your supplement usage before you buy
- 54:57any supplements because all the tsa first
- 55:01for sure that's all the tsa first that
- 55:06should be on a t-shirt get with travis
- 55:12TSA supplement.
- 55:13TSA.
- 55:17There's got to be an acronym that like
- 55:18the S for supplement and the T and
- 55:22the A have to.
- 55:23The transportation supplement authority.
- 55:33But with that,
- 55:34do you think Erica follow is going to.
- 55:38Become a man?
- 55:38I hope not.
- 55:39She's cute.
- 55:41She's going to crush it at Crash?
- 55:43I think she'll do well.
- 55:45Again,
- 55:45I haven't been following her enough to
- 55:46know.
- 55:47The last time I saw her do anything
- 55:48was for one of the semifinals,
- 55:50whichever one she was at.
- 55:51I hope she does.
- 55:53I mean,
- 55:53I know she's fit for damn sure.
- 55:55That's why I said, like you said,
- 55:57people talk about the women's field is not
- 55:59deep.
- 55:59The women's field is extremely deep.
- 56:02I think she puts too much pressure on
- 56:03herself at the beginning of the weekend,
- 56:06and then when she relaxes,
- 56:07she kicks butt at the end.
- 56:10But usually at that time, it's too late.
- 56:14Got to have a good beginning, good middle,
- 56:16good end.
- 56:18So hopefully she can work that out.
- 56:19It's the Justin Medeiros formula.
- 56:25Go fast at the beginning,
- 56:26fast through the middle,
- 56:27and then finish fast.
- 56:33So I interviewed him at syndicate one year
- 56:35and he gave me that line,
- 56:37which he gives like a million times.
- 56:40And actually Frazier said the line first.
- 56:43And I was like, Oh my God,
- 56:44like be original, dude.
- 56:47Like I love the Justin today more than
- 56:50that.
- 56:50Justin, I don't,
- 56:52I didn't like the prepared answer.
- 56:53Justin.
- 56:54Yeah.
- 56:55This Justin today.
- 56:56That's like,
- 56:58I feel is more authentic is way,
- 57:01way better.
- 57:03now he's in his bag it was good
- 57:06so is it does he does he need
- 57:08to become that guy again or i think
- 57:12what you can loosen up and kind of
- 57:13get in your element coming to do this
- 57:16still unbelievable right and undeniable as
- 57:19far as as far as being one of
- 57:21the top what eight ten guys on the
- 57:24face of the planet
- 57:27I think his now having his friendship with
- 57:31Jason and James and Dallin and all of
- 57:34those guys allows him to loosen up a
- 57:37little bit, right?
- 57:39From that standpoint to where he's not
- 57:41just, like you said,
- 57:42not just reading off of a cue card
- 57:43going, doing the Ricky Bobby thing.
- 57:48Car ran real good.
- 57:51Car ran real good.
- 57:54I don't know.
- 57:54Yeah, we know.
- 57:56We know.
- 57:57So, and plus, just mature, dude.
- 58:00Yeah.
- 58:00I'd like to thank you, Fred.
- 58:09So, yeah,
- 58:09I would say this Justin is definitely not
- 58:12the same one that won the game two
- 58:13years ago,
- 58:14but I think he's on a track to
- 58:15where he can still be competitive and be
- 58:19in that contention for being on the top
- 58:21of the podium, for sure.
- 58:25On that note, after yesterday's show,
- 58:27I'm hoping to get sponsored by Jif.
- 58:31Jif peanut butter.
- 58:33That's my hope, my dream.
- 58:35I don't even have Jif.
- 58:38Yes, it's on my desk.
- 58:40Either brand.
- 58:41Oh, wow.
- 58:41Smuckers.
- 58:43All natural, baby.
- 58:43None with peanuts and salt.
- 58:46I only get the natural peanut butter, too.
- 58:48I don't need forty grams of sugar with
- 58:52my peanut butter.
- 58:54I like peanuts.
- 58:55Yep.
- 58:56So I'll even take a sponsorship, man.
- 59:00Probably don't clip that.
- 59:01All right.
- 59:08With that, we're out of here.
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