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DONKEY: Woman Robs Dollar General & Then Returns For Her Phone · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Your execution on the Donkey of the day is something
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  Speaker 1: to the whole for you.
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  Speaker 2: The reason he gave me donkey other day, and I
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  Speaker 2: deserve that.
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  Speaker 1: You need to know.
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  Speaker 2: You need to tell them. I am you have the boy, tell.
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  Speaker 1: Them it's time for donkey other day. It's a read.
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  Speaker 1: But you're so good at your charlamagne charlamagne.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, chlomame. Who do you give a dusk the other
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  Speaker 2: day to them? Well?
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  Speaker 1: Sexy red Donkey of to Day for Wednesday, May fourteenth
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  Speaker 1: goes to a thirty four year old woman from Mississippi
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  Speaker 1: named Jesse. Let me see Justinia, just Cinia fay ez l.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, man, I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: world we live in anymore. Okay, stop thinking you know
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  Speaker 1: people because you think you know, but you have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: I was born in nineteen hundred and seventy eight. Personally,
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  Speaker 1: I believe after nineteen ninety God stopped making humans. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: he stopped making humans. He sold the patent. It's his product,
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  Speaker 1: but not his recipe. Because these people out here look
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  Speaker 1: like us, but they not like us. Okay, See, just
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  Speaker 1: Sin went into a Dollar General with a gun, very
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  Speaker 1: low hanging fruit. Okay, if you're gonna take a penitentiary chance.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do it at Dollar General. Okay. I would rather
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  Speaker 1: you not do it at all. I would rather you
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  Speaker 1: not walk into any store with a gun, but definitely
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  Speaker 1: not Dollar General. In fact, if your brain says I
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  Speaker 1: should go rob this Dollar General, you should immediately change
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  Speaker 1: your thoughts to I should go in this Dollar General
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  Speaker 1: and fill out a job application. Okay. One of the
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  Speaker 1: reasons it's stupid to rob a Dollar General is because
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  Speaker 1: you never know how much cash a Dollar General has
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  Speaker 1: on hand at any given time, so you might fool
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  Speaker 1: around to get twenty years for twenty dollars. Okay. The
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  Speaker 1: money in Dollar General fluctuate is constantly based on sales expenses,
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  Speaker 1: depositis withdraws. It's just not smart to do it. Not
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  Speaker 1: smart to rob any place, but definitely not a Dollar General. Okay. Now,
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  Speaker 1: just send you into the store with a firearm and
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  Speaker 1: demanding money. Then she got into an altercation with an
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  Speaker 1: employee before leaving the scene with an undisclosed amount of money,
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  Speaker 1: Dear Dollar General employee, Dollar General not dying for you, okay.
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  Speaker 1: The only way you should end up in a fight
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  Speaker 1: with someone who walks in any store with a gun
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  Speaker 1: to rob It is if your life is being threatened,
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  Speaker 1: if you're fighting for your life, I completely understand. Other
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  Speaker 1: than that, get the hell out the way and go
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  Speaker 1: hide behind the Dorito's. Now, I'm not giving you donkey
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  Speaker 1: because you robbed the dollar General, Jacinia, I could, okay,
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  Speaker 1: but there is more to this story. See. Officers came
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  Speaker 1: to the store to investigate, and after they came to investigate,
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  Speaker 1: Jasinia did something no criminals should ever do, and that's
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  Speaker 1: return to the scene of the crime. What did she
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  Speaker 1: return to the scene of the crime for? Would you
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  Speaker 1: like to know? What do you think she returned to
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  Speaker 1: the scene of the crime for. Huh? What'd you take?
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea because she dropped her cell phone?
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  Speaker 1: I repeat. Officers said they were at the store investigating
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  Speaker 1: when Jessinia Eazel returned to the scene and asked about
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  Speaker 1: a cell phone she dropped during the robbery.
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  Speaker 2: Crack.
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  Speaker 1: It's got to be cracking, okay, Eazel, you got the
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  Speaker 1: right last name because you must be a crackhead ice
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  Speaker 1: qube if you look in the cave the new crackhead
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  Speaker 1: name name Eazel, and last Friday, we have found your person,
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  Speaker 1: rip aj Johnson. Okay, you just robbed the Dollar General
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  Speaker 1: at gunpoint, Jacinia, and you came back to the store
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  Speaker 1: while police was investigating, to ask about a cell phone
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  Speaker 1: you dropped during a robbery. Let me tell you something, man,
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  Speaker 1: even if you're not smoking the fried cocaine that's normal
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  Speaker 1: from our era. You are absolutely addicted to this new drug,
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  Speaker 1: the biggest drug on the market, by the way, and
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  Speaker 1: that's your smartphone. Okay, once again, smartphones making dumb people.
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  Speaker 1: We love these devices so much. We treat them like
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  Speaker 1: they are the seventy ninth organ in our body. We
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  Speaker 1: treat them like they are our hearts, our lungs, our livers,
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  Speaker 1: are kidneys. We are addicted to these devices. No doctor
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  Speaker 1: has universally diagnosed us with phone addiction, but it's obvious, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all of us exhibit behaviors and symptoms that suggests a
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  Speaker 1: strong dependency on these smartphones. And this right here is
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  Speaker 1: just the latest example. Some donkey todays just sell themselves.
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  Speaker 1: Please give just Sinia Easel the sweet sounds of the
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  Speaker 1: hamiltones Oh no, you are the dog.
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  Speaker 2: Of the day, the doge.
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  Speaker 1: Of the day. You want to play a game, and
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  Speaker 1: we think we gotta figure it out. You gotta figure
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  Speaker 1: it out. You don't think you gotta figure it out? Verse? Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: let's play a game of guess what racis? Yes, just
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  Speaker 1: Sinia Easel from Mississippi went to Robert dollad General, got
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  Speaker 1: into a fight with an employee, but then left with
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  Speaker 1: an undisclosed amount of money, but came back to the
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  Speaker 1: scene of the crime. Why police were investigating because she
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  Speaker 1: dropped her cell phone? Dj envy, guess what racious? Black damn?
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  Speaker 1: I don't like how you said that's so quickly? Why
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  Speaker 1: why you think that got to be one of us?
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  Speaker 1: Just a hunch, Just a hunch. Okay, just a hunch. Okay, uh,
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  Speaker 1: just hilarious, Just sent it. Easel from Mississippi walked into
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  Speaker 1: a Dollar General to rabbit, got into a fight with
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  Speaker 1: one of the employees, but left for the understokeed amount
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  Speaker 1: of money, but came back to the scene of the
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  Speaker 1: crime while police were investigating because she dropped her cell phone.
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  Speaker 1: Just hilarious. Yes, what why she is?
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say black suit for why ease l is
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  Speaker 2: her last name?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, to I robbed the many Dollar General's not
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  Speaker 1: that gunpoint?
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  Speaker 2: No, not a gunpoint.
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  Speaker 1: Don't judge.
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  Speaker 2: We don't know, but I've definitely robbed many of them,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm gotten into altercations with cashiers as.
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  Speaker 1: Well because you were stealing something and they trying to
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  Speaker 1: stop you.
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  Speaker 2: Like it's theirs and it's not. Since I can steal
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  Speaker 2: some stuff that you see and shill.
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  Speaker 1: But why dollar general? Why not?
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  Speaker 2: Because it's easy? Everything is only a dollar. I told
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  Speaker 2: you me, and I was broke and be sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I was out here.
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  Speaker 2: It was like you since I was ten, I was
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  Speaker 2: I had to find a lot, so man asked you
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  Speaker 2: to steal.
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  Speaker 1: I want Jess Hilarius and DJ Envy to know that
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  Speaker 1: they are both absolutely positively wrong. Okay I was. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going off experience.
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  Speaker 2: He's just judging black people because he's not black, that's.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Cominican. Jainia is not black. What is she's It's
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  Speaker 1: a difference. It's a difference, and then tell y'all learn
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  Speaker 1: the difference. Y'a will continue to make that mistake. Okay, okay, okay, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: But why she went back in for the phone when
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  Speaker 1: she's in the police day.
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  Speaker 2: This all the time, Well, she probably thought that they
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  Speaker 2: was there for something else up. Yeah, honestly, she probably
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  Speaker 2: thought the cops was there for something else and came
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  Speaker 2: back and just yeah, she wasn't thinking.
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  Speaker 1: How was she thirty four? Damn damn ye, she's stupid.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you for that Donkey today. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: and now when we come back, doctor Judith Joseph will
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  Speaker 1: It is mental health aware? In this month, doctor Jus
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  Speaker 1: talk to her next. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
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