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Doing Tricks On It | Son of a Boy Dad #175 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: And I'm just greening with jealous rage.
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  Speaker 4: Now it's been fun. We had a good weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Not what I want to hear.
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  Speaker 10: We actually did have a good weekend. It's funny. He
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  Speaker 10: says that we bicker. Now we spend so much time
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  Speaker 10: together that we bicker. And uh, he's becoming you know,
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  Speaker 10: he's becoming a little shit you're getting You're becoming a
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  Speaker 10: little ship in my pants, dude. And then time I
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  Speaker 10: try to I try to like rib him or get
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  Speaker 10: him adventuresome. He's you are so stubborn, it's beyond.
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  Speaker 4: I really was not stubborn this weekend at all.
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  Speaker 10: We did everything, We went to We're we're staying at
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  Speaker 10: our place up state, and after we had breakfast, I
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  Speaker 10: said I want to take the dogs for a walk
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  Speaker 10: so that we can have a free day and he
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  Speaker 10: was like, okay, cool. And I was like, do you
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  Speaker 10: have any shoes other than the Converse that have holes
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  Speaker 10: in them because it's snowy out there and wet. And
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  Speaker 10: he was like, I'll be fine. And I was like,
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  Speaker 10: I don't think you will. Let me lend you some
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  Speaker 10: waterproof boots very nice and he was like no, no, no,
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  Speaker 10: I'm good. And then I'm like, well, it's also cold.
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  Speaker 10: Can I give you another layer to wear? And he's like, dude,
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  Speaker 10: I'm good. And he was wearing a shell with his
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  Speaker 10: like Buffalo.
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  Speaker 2: Bill's T shirt crew neck Patriots.
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  Speaker 10: Patriots crew neck under that and a T shirt. And
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  Speaker 10: I was like, dude, there's no way you're warm enough
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  Speaker 10: and he was like, this is what I wear to
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  Speaker 10: go fishing.
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  Speaker 4: I was, but I was warm. My body was completely warm.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on a minute.
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  Speaker 4: My face has never been so cold ever. This is
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  Speaker 4: not you were You said the same, You said you
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  Speaker 4: got a headache.
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  Speaker 2: I felt like I had. It was so cold. It
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  Speaker 2: was so cold.
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  Speaker 10: It was so cold, and we were walking and we're
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  Speaker 10: walking for five minutes and I'm like, are you all right?
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  Speaker 2: Are you cold?
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  Speaker 10: Do you want to turn back? He's like no, I'm good,
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  Speaker 10: I'm good. And five minutes later, I'm like, how you
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  Speaker 10: doing now, and he's like, I'm pretty cold.
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  Speaker 1: Well, this is the coldest I've ever been in my entire.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that fish we went fishing that probably was the
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  Speaker 4: coldest I've ever been.
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  Speaker 2: It was as bad as it gets. That was brutal.
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  Speaker 4: It was funny because you posted that video and then
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  Speaker 4: everyone was like, I can't wait to hear about how
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  Speaker 4: the fishing was. Like we went fishing for like legitimately
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  Speaker 4: less than twenty minutes, just enough to take up a
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  Speaker 4: photo and Francis got out there and it was like
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  Speaker 4: the goddamn paparazzi just photo ops.
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  Speaker 10: Like I had a crazy I had a vision of
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  Speaker 10: what I want. By the way, it was one of
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  Speaker 10: those picturesque things I've done in years. You had gentle
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  Speaker 10: snowflakes falling down along the Housatonic River in Connecticut. There's
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  Speaker 10: stone walls that have been there since revolutionary times lining
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  Speaker 10: the river, and it's this gentle babbling brook river that's
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  Speaker 10: kind of flowing through and passed us, and of course
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  Speaker 10: I wanted to take it.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if I would describe that as gentle
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  Speaker 4: at all. I mean, it was like fucking the sound
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  Speaker 4: of it. I meant the sound of it was gentle.
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  Speaker 2: Mean river.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a little high as fuck and freezing
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  Speaker 4: cold shud. We so like we borrowed a bunch of
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  Speaker 4: shit from one of his friends, and they had the
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  Speaker 4: waiters that like it comes with the boots built in.
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  Speaker 4: They're like hunting waiters. That's why they're camouflage. And uh,
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  Speaker 4: I didn't plan on that. So I just had this
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  Speaker 4: pair of socks on underneath.
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  Speaker 9: Dude.
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  Speaker 2: It took me like, tried to lend one socks wouldn't dig.
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  Speaker 4: It took me like twenty five minutes to dethaw my
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  Speaker 4: feet after being in the water for fifteen minutes plus.
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  Speaker 2: We had to tile the herriot of tile the flies,
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  Speaker 2: and you can't do it with gloves on, and so
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  Speaker 2: our hands his hands got freezing. We went.
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  Speaker 4: Before we even got out there, my hands were completely numb.
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  Speaker 10: I bought a three day fishing license for twenty minutes
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  Speaker 10: of fishing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you did.
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  Speaker 4: And he kept on being like, you gotta buy the license, man,
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  Speaker 4: and I was like, dude, no one is coming out
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  Speaker 4: here to check out.
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  Speaker 10: He had told me that if we got caught without
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  Speaker 10: a license, they would take all of our gear. If
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  Speaker 10: we had borrowed all the gear from friends of mine.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I.
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  Speaker 10: Said, I'm buying my license. If you guys get your
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  Speaker 10: gear nabbed by the fishing police, it's on you. You're
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  Speaker 10: paying for the replacement stuff. And here he had looked
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  Speaker 10: up the reels on the way over and they were
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  Speaker 10: He was like, this one's five hundred bucks, this one's
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  Speaker 10: six And I was like, I'll pay twenty two dollars.
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  Speaker 4: Ye, which was smart, which I said. I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I tried to do it, but I just didn't have
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  Speaker 4: service so I couldn't. But I was also like, there's
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  Speaker 4: no like in the summer, you do have to get
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  Speaker 4: a license, because they do come out.
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  Speaker 1: But I would argue that even three days worth a
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  Speaker 1: fishing license was worth it for that picture. And what
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  Speaker 1: it did for even your perception online. I feel like
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  Speaker 1: everybody's like Sasas is a fucking intrepid outdoorsman. Yeah, like
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  Speaker 1: he's bear grills out here, he's a duck hunter.
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  Speaker 4: It was very It was crazy because I fished in
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  Speaker 4: colder weather than that, but for some reason, it was
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  Speaker 4: just like the wind up there or what under the air.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, dude, it is freezing.
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  Speaker 2: It was like twenty four degrees yeah, and I mean
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  Speaker 2: you're waist deep in the water.
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  Speaker 1: You're and you're just bare to all the elements and
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  Speaker 1: shit like that. You have the cozy buildings to insulate you.
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  Speaker 1: And he knew.
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  Speaker 10: Here's how stubborn. Another illustration of his stubbornness. So I'm like, dude,
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  Speaker 10: I'm done. I'm done fishing. Uh, Because he actually set
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  Speaker 10: up my rod first. So I went in the river first,
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  Speaker 10: and then he was very generous and Brandon Brera came
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  Speaker 10: with us and he set up his rod and then
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  Speaker 10: did his last. So he had done the least amount
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  Speaker 10: of fishing. And we've been in the water for a while,
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  Speaker 10: we're the worst. So we're like, after I don't know,
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  Speaker 10: thirty thirty five minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Well, he's probably gonna catch something first cast, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Not even close.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there was probably no fish in that water.
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  Speaker 2: He's moving through the river, right, and he's got fingerless
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  Speaker 2: gloves on, yeah, which.
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  Speaker 4: Are his big j Yeah yeah, I said, I called
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  Speaker 4: them my big jay gloves.
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  Speaker 10: He's wearing fingerless gloves that he bought at the Army
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  Speaker 10: Army Navy surplus store. And he stumbles on a rock
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  Speaker 10: and one hand he puts down into the river to
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  Speaker 10: catch himself and he goes, oh no, and I'm like, dude,
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  Speaker 10: I'm done. Take my gloves now. He wouldn't because my
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  Speaker 10: gloves were fingered.
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  Speaker 4: But you really, you truly you can't fit fly fish
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  Speaker 4: with finger gloves.
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  Speaker 2: My gloves were paddle tennis gloves. They had grippies on
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  Speaker 2: the bottom, so that my racket sports in the winter.
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  Speaker 2: I've tried with those gloves. It's so much more difficult.
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  Speaker 10: As far as having a glove for fly fishing, it's
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  Speaker 10: probably a paddle tennis glove is as good of a
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  Speaker 10: glove as you're gonna get. And you said, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 10: I'd rather fish with soaking wet fingerless gloves.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I would fingerless gloves to tie the because you
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  Speaker 4: got to feel the line when you're casting.
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  Speaker 2: I could feel the line, no problem feeling it.
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  Speaker 4: You saw my cast. You you saw your cast.
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  Speaker 2: That's just experience. That's just the river. More times than
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  Speaker 2: I am. It's all gloves. Well. I remember the scoreboard
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  Speaker 2: saying zero zero for both did but.
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  Speaker 1: It was like Ocean's eleven.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, phenomenal, and his was like geelie, yeah, no
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  Speaker 4: Ghostbusters remake with all women with women eleven eight.
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  Speaker 2: So that is in there. He's doing the backhanded cast.
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  Speaker 4: He's doing the you know, great double hall, I mean
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  Speaker 4: perfect double hall double hall.
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  Speaker 1: That you read about the fuck is it double hall?
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  Speaker 2: Brother?
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  Speaker 4: If you got to ask, I know, I know that
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  Speaker 4: I have nothing.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know nothing about it.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 4: But it was funny because the Francis, so they get
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  Speaker 4: they get they get back in the car and they're like, yo,
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  Speaker 4: we're gonna let we could go get a drink or
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  Speaker 4: something for twenty minutes and let you fish and we'll
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  Speaker 4: come get you after. And I was like, oh no,
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  Speaker 4: just give me like ten minutes and I'll come up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what he said. He goes, just give me
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  Speaker 2: ten minutes.
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  Speaker 4: And so then I do ten minutes and then I
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  Speaker 4: go back up and I was going up to be like,
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  Speaker 4: you guys, go get a drink. I'm gonna I want
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  Speaker 4: to go more upstream and fish more. And then Francis.
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  Speaker 4: But I before I even said that, Francis is like,
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  Speaker 4: we gotta go. And as soon as he said that,
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  Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, let's get the fuck out of here.
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  Speaker 2: I was.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, this is miserable, like a relief of
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  Speaker 1: him to say that, yes, it's.
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  Speaker 4: It took literally, it took zero convincing.
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  Speaker 1: Why did you say we got to go.
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  Speaker 10: Because our car, Tesla, had only a nine percent battery
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  Speaker 10: left and we had to get back to where the
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  Speaker 10: charger was.
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  Speaker 1: Oh buddy, that's it. That would be a nasty way.
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  Speaker 2: That was the whole weekend. That was the entire we had.
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  Speaker 2: We had a hard time.
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  Speaker 4: It was a lot of charging.
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  Speaker 10: They're econdomizing our battery for the travel we did. It
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  Speaker 10: was so cold that it wasn't able to like predict
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  Speaker 10: correctly how many miles we would need for the battery.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it was like doing all the work to heat
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  Speaker 1: up the car.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, and it couldn't it couldn't charge quickly.
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  Speaker 10: And we were just I mean it was it was
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  Speaker 10: an advertisement for like gas cars.
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  Speaker 2: It really was the whole week. It was just like
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  Speaker 2: a conservative coal and like it was.
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  Speaker 4: Like every like constantly constantly on the mine be like okay,
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  Speaker 4: well we're gonna have to go charge at some point
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  Speaker 4: doing this like it was never there was.
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  Speaker 1: Never a moment where maybe if it got you some
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  Speaker 1: more cobalt, you would have been good.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 10: We just we could never get the car above like
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  Speaker 10: thirty percent. So it was like, as I said to
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  Speaker 10: its assass it was like we worked at foot locker
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  Speaker 10: and we were putting like five dollars of gas in
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  Speaker 10: our tank. Yeah, every I just need to get to
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  Speaker 10: my booty calls house one fuck like five bucks, that's fine.
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  Speaker 4: It literally was like we we went got lunch, parked
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  Speaker 4: the car, let it charge for like a long time,
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  Speaker 4: came back and it had gone up like five percent. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: but then we went to a supercharger and those things
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  Speaker 4: are fucking that one cranked. Yeah, the car is like humming. Well,
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  Speaker 4: it's like it's getting off.
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  Speaker 2: He didn't like the Tesla. He wasn't happy about it.
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  Speaker 1: Were impressed.
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  Speaker 2: It is just no, I'm not not impressed with the Tesla.
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  Speaker 2: It's a great car.
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  Speaker 4: It's just the two times I've been in it with Francis,
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  Speaker 4: we've been in moments where it's like, if we don't
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  Speaker 4: get to this charger, we're going to be stranded on
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  Speaker 4: the highway and I have to push.
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  Speaker 10: We we Unfortunately I live on the edge battery wise
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  Speaker 10: when I have him in the front seat.
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  Speaker 1: But also where the fuck are you charging in? Uh?
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  Speaker 4: There's a problem rising amount of chargers and no, no,
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  Speaker 4: not oh in the city?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, there's none. There are none in the city.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, Where are you charging in the city?
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  Speaker 1: If you have a test city?
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  Speaker 10: We in our in our parking garage, they have one.
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  Speaker 10: So we always start the journey with full charge. But
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  Speaker 10: by the time we had gotten up there and then
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  Speaker 10: we drove, we had drive to Albany, which was another
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  Speaker 10: hour and a half from where our place was. Got
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  Speaker 10: it so it was the two and from Albany and
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  Speaker 10: the fact that it was really cool.
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  Speaker 2: We we drove a lot this weekend. Were was a
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  Speaker 2: lot of driving hours and hours and hours.
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  Speaker 4: It is crazy to see how other people live though,
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  Speaker 4: Like I had that when we went to Denver too.
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  Speaker 4: It's like we're like you wake up at nine, and
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  Speaker 4: then you're just going going, going all day until you
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  Speaker 4: go to bed, Like I wake up as opposed to what, dude,
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  Speaker 4: I wake up at like ten, go for thirty minutes,
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  Speaker 4: back in bed.
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  Speaker 2: For another couple hours.
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  Speaker 4: Like there's increments, it's increments.
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  Speaker 10: It says nine, it was six forty five. I woke
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  Speaker 10: up with six forty five because the dogs need to
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  Speaker 10: go to the bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, and you're just up the entire day.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, then we're up, like we're up. We're up doing
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: it the whole day, which I like, I enjoyed it.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: We got to a.
• 15:04
  Speaker 10: Point where we were driving to the Saturday shows after
• 15:07
  Speaker 10: a day of fishing and walking and doing all kinds
• 15:11
  Speaker 10: of stuff. We had gotten back, we had had a
• 15:12
  Speaker 10: late lunch, and then we actually went and played like
• 15:15
  Speaker 10: ping pong and video games and pool and uh.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: This this is why I'm fucking jealous. You guys are
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: having the time of your fucking life.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: You guys are literally doing all the male bonding activities,
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: getting so close that you feel comfortable bickering with each other.
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: It was like a camp. We like we were at
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: summer camp.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fucking awesome when you guys were at winter camp.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but the problem was we were just we were
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: having a good.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Time and we it does sound like a huge problem. Wow.
• 15:40
  Speaker 10: We were driving to the show again on Saturday, another
• 15:43
  Speaker 10: hour and a half, and collectively there was just a
• 15:46
  Speaker 10: moment like ten minutes into the drive where all of
• 15:48
  Speaker 10: us were like, man, I'm so tired.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: Really and and he was like, do you usually live
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: this way? Just not chill out at all? I was like,
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know, not really. I felt like I felt
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: like showing you guys get It was crazy.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: It was just NonStop movement.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: How is his how's his area up there in grape Upstate?
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, it's a beautiful area. Beautiful like you can
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: there's a place you could like play games and like
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: bowl and ship like that. It's nice ping pong.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: It's a dude.
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: We were at summer camp, but it was freezing for adults.
• 16:23
  Speaker 10: We went to We went to lunch at the same
• 16:25
  Speaker 10: place two days in a row, and hair Ball had
• 16:27
  Speaker 10: a burger both days, which is not weird at all.
• 16:30
  Speaker 10: That was that was his pre comedy meal.
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: Well, it's like, you don't eat all this, you get
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: something big Francis had. Francis was getting like bird seeds
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: fucking with like ranch dressing on top of them. It
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: was like a freak show.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: I find Francis. He wasn't getting a creamy dressing. No, no,
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: he was getting something like oil based.
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: Yea, let me get I'll do the grain bowl. And
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: I was like, dude, that's legitimately out of every item
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: on the menu, that would be the last thing that
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: I would choose.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: But you're eating like I'd rather eat just raw.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: Let it have the grain bowl.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: But if you have like two full pound burgers and
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: you're like, why am I.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: Chr No, that's not me. Yea, Burgers don't slow me down.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Burgers slow everybody down. Burgers are roadbumps to the fuel
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: you're made to slow people down.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Burgers have everything in them. No.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: I was telling him, I figured out where how to
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: eat on the road so that I don't have to
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: have diarrhea in the green room. And it's no one,
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: no fried chicken in one big meal a day.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: Can we tell the one big meal?
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Can we tell the story about the crazy fans? I'd
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: rather not to be fully honest. Really, Oh, you're.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: You're happy to put the yax fucking dirty laundry out
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: there with their crazy fans.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: But like stocker Ish people, this is bad.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: But I don't want to make it like a thing,
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: because then it's feel like that more people are gonna
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: be like I want to try that.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think. I don't think other people.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: You think that if it was a reoccurring thing this
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: weekend where the manager would come in and be like,
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: one of your buddies from elementary school is out here,
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: and then you'd go out and just be someone you've
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: never seen an entire li but it happened like multi.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Just Lie.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Street is him. We were we were born in the
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: same ward, we got first communion together.
• 18:10
  Speaker 10: And then one time they asked the manager came into
• 18:13
  Speaker 10: the green room after the show and and they were like, Francis,
• 18:16
  Speaker 10: there's these people here.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Her name's Haley.
• 18:18
  Speaker 10: She says that she knows you, and I'm like, she's
• 18:22
  Speaker 10: like Haley from Boston. I'm like, I actually do know
• 18:24
  Speaker 10: a girl named Haley from Boston. But I was like, Jesus, okay,
• 18:28
  Speaker 10: and I go out. She has no idea who I am,
• 18:31
  Speaker 10: and she goes.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: I actually was just getting you out here to have
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: you ask to bring little sass out because I'm a
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: huge fan of him. What And I was like, this
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: is why domestic violence happens. Now.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: I was pretty uncomfortable. The whole thing was pretty uncomfortable
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: for everybody involved.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is super weird. But it was like, you
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: guys are too trusting though, Like, why wouldn't somebody just
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: text you?
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: I don't know you, That's why I don't.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: I don't do it.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: If they know you, people should like be in contact
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: with you. You not going through some guy being like yeah,
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: like the dude, you lost your virginity twos out there.
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: But it was it made me think that the manager
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: was going out and they would be like, hey, can
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: we say hi? And they would be like, well, do
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: you know them? And then they were like yeah, right,
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: Like why would that happen multiple times? There's no way
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: that like multiple people had that same idea. It had
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: to have been brought on by something. So you hate
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: your fans, No, not at all.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: I don't like his fans. I like my fans. There's
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: a very between my fans.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: My fans come up to me and they talk to
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: you from one inch. Their mouth is one inch away
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: from my mouth. And they're ship faced out of their minds,
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: and then Francis fans come over and they're like, yeah,
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: so we actually grew up in Kenny Bunkport, not too
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: far away from Swear to God and we'll give you
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: your space.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Just wanted to say, hi, great, we.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Really don't want to bother you. But he got a
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: bunch of he's over there, he's not going to bother you.
• 20:00
  Speaker 10: He's mad at me for doing this, but he went
• 20:02
  Speaker 10: to the same high school that you did, and you
• 20:05
  Speaker 10: were there not long after him. And then I look
• 20:06
  Speaker 10: at him and he's like, ah, she's fat. I'm like,
• 20:09
  Speaker 10: get over here, get over here.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Carl. Carl comes over and he's like, I can't. I
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: told her not to. She's she doesn't listen, and he's like,
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: but actually what happened was I was I was the
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: assistant lacrosse coach right after you were there, and boy,
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: we had a time anyway.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: And you enjoyed that conversation. Probably they're lovely people.
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: And my fans come over, they're like, you helped me
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: beat my fete and all addiction, and.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: You're like, leave me alone.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: Times like bro, I'm so like what following me into
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: the bathroom and like pissing next to me.
• 20:40
  Speaker 10: You help me, my fans could give me, give me
• 20:43
  Speaker 10: financial advice, just stinking.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: I've always wanted.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: To see your cock.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: It's just how I pictured it.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: You might hold it well, you be You're like, oh, thanks, dude,
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: appreciate that.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 20:58
  Speaker 10: Fans are great, but it is hysterical. The contrast between
• 21:03
  Speaker 10: are two and.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: It's also a very small majority. Because then we were
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: talking about that, we're like, there's not a lot of
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: people that like, most of the large majority of the
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: crowd leaves as soon as the show is over, and
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: then there's like there'll be like two dudes who are
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: like drunk out of their minds who are like, we
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: went to elementary school with him.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Get him out here. You have his old drawings.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: It's not bad.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: I don't mind.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: How do you convince people not to do that? Now? No,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: like now it's kind of like a good joke.
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: And now I'll just not go out ever, Yeah, exactly,
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: pretty easy solution to that, which is, let me see
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: you hating your fans.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: No, I don't hate them at all.
• 21:34
  Speaker 10: The other part of that that was funny about this
• 21:36
  Speaker 10: weekend is that these shows were at a comedy club
• 21:38
  Speaker 10: that was in the mall.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: So there's a number of clubs and malls. They're the
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Funny Bones. There's other ones too.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: Most comedy clubs are in malls.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I would say that most.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Like the outside of the mall, at least.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: A strip mall. Yeah, fair enough.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 21:53
  Speaker 10: And all these rooms in malls are always the same.
• 21:55
  Speaker 10: They're cavernous, they're gigantic.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: There's they're they're like whoever was building them was playing
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: on it, being like Kevin Hart was going to come
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: there every day. Like they're like five.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Hundred person so big, and uh.
• 22:08
  Speaker 10: A lot of the people that come see us at
• 22:11
  Speaker 10: those shows don't know who we are. They they are
• 22:16
  Speaker 10: just hanging at the mall for the day because it's
• 22:19
  Speaker 10: Albany and so it's an indoor type city.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: In the winter, they're stuck in ninety five.
• 22:23
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and they're hopping from Auntieanne's Pretzel Bites over to
• 22:28
  Speaker 10: you know, Williams Sonoma maybe and then taking the escalator up.
• 22:33
  Speaker 10: Oh there's a comedy club.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: They get shit faced at California Pizza Kitchen and before
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: they know it's eight pm.
• 22:38
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and so half the crowd, I mean you go
• 22:40
  Speaker 10: on stage and you start doing jokes there, and I
• 22:45
  Speaker 10: can see people be like, we made a huge mistake.
• 22:49
  Speaker 10: We should never have not researched who was performing. He's
• 22:54
  Speaker 10: up there right now telling jokes about coming and his wife,
• 22:57
  Speaker 10: Like what we thought that this would be, you.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Know, some good ninety five humor.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we thought they'd be magic tricks.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: We thought they'd be talking backtree boys versus in sync.
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, you wonder if they're coming. They're just like,
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: let's go see a comedy show, and they're hoping it's
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: gonna be like Louis c k on stage or like
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: Dave Chappelle's doing a drop in.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people do have a limited understanding of what comedy is.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Even in New York, a big comedy city. They're just like, oh, like,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I like the most famous comedians in the world. I
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: wonder if these are them.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 23:28
  Speaker 10: Here's the other thing. So hair Ball tells me we
• 23:32
  Speaker 10: get we get home from the first show late at night,
• 23:34
  Speaker 10: probably like eleven eleven thirty, and I'm like, all right, guys,
• 23:38
  Speaker 10: I'm pretty beat. Let's hit it big day tomorrow going fishing.
• 23:41
  Speaker 10: And he's like, he's like, you're going to.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Bed I'm like, yeah, it's early as fuck.
• 23:45
  Speaker 10: And I'm like it's eleven thirty. We've been driving and
• 23:48
  Speaker 10: performing all night and and he's like, I'm like, you
• 23:51
  Speaker 10: should get some I said hey, He's like, you should
• 23:53
  Speaker 10: get some sleep.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: We have a big day tomorrow. Hey, guy, dude, I
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: got at least two to three hours to scroll.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: Oh, I did not say scrolling, and said I got
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: two to three hours in may.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Still, no, you said scrolling. I remember you saying scroll.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: I don't think I said scroll. He said, I'm gonna
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: do scrolling for two to three hours.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: That is exactly what I did.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: What else?
• 24:09
  Speaker 10: I got to scroll for at least two three hours?
• 24:10
  Speaker 10: And then I was like okay, and he said what
• 24:13
  Speaker 10: what time do you want to wake up? And I
• 24:14
  Speaker 10: was like, I don't know. You usually wake up at eight.
• 24:15
  Speaker 10: And he's like that's crazy. So I'm aware that waking
• 24:18
  Speaker 10: up at eight am is crazy. So I wake up
• 24:20
  Speaker 10: early and I let him be and whatever, like nine thirty,
• 24:25
  Speaker 10: I called him.
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: No, that's I can I'll look at I'll look at it.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: It was way, let's see, when you went to coffee class,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: you could probably find your and.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: It was you said nine And I woke up at nine.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: It was nine on the dot.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: Fine, nine, not way earlier at nine nine thirty.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: But nine er seven. There you go. That's not a
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: big difference between nine and nine, nine h seven and
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: nine thirty, all right, because my alarm was set for nine.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Are you awake?
• 24:47
  Speaker 10: And I said, yes, Irony, is this that we had then?
• 24:51
  Speaker 10: That gigantic day two shows on Saturday? There and back,
• 24:55
  Speaker 10: get home at one in the morning, one in the morning,
• 24:58
  Speaker 10: and go to bed, and we wake up and hair
• 25:03
  Speaker 10: Ball wants to take the train home, and I'm like, well, dude,
• 25:05
  Speaker 10: there's a ten to fifteen train. Let you sleep in
• 25:08
  Speaker 10: your normal time, go get some coffee, clatch again and
• 25:12
  Speaker 10: he goes. He goes, no, man, I need to get
• 25:15
  Speaker 10: the fuck out of here. That's not what I took
• 25:18
  Speaker 10: the eighth fifteen train. That's not so unhappy in our home.
• 25:24
  Speaker 10: That's not what I said. I would never say that.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: And like limited his sleep.
• 25:28
  Speaker 10: I mean he woke up, his bed was made, his
• 25:32
  Speaker 10: fucking belongings die.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: It was like he was evacuated.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: No, that's not even close to that.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Out of it, I.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: Said, I said, I have a terrible week. I said,
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: I need to get home. Because I had an audition
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: at six pm. Six pm, but I wanted to go
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: home and nap. I didn't want to I didn't want
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: to sleep and then go on the train. And it's
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: easier to go early because then you just sleep the
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: whole time, and then you get home and you sleep
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: more and then you're ready for the day. I you know,
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: I do that every time I go.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: On the road.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: I get the earliest flight out.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: We didn't even get to have coffee. Clatch. No, we
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: did not clash.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: And is it clatcher clash clash?
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: It's clutch. It's clash K L A T C H. Clatch.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: They've got free breakfast burritos. They're un it's a clash
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: and clash with the other people. No, no, you don't clash.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: You get along.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: So you didn't You didn't even have a clash.
• 26:22
  Speaker 10: You didn't clatch that day. I almost And we got
• 26:24
  Speaker 10: to the train station and Brandon was like, is there
• 26:26
  Speaker 10: a dining car? SaaS was like, they don't even have toilets.
• 26:30
  Speaker 10: It's it's a subway on above ground.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Well, you kind of training was the MTA.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: It wasn't a taking the am track north.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: That's tough.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: I slept the whole time.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: I woke up and we were there, and Brandon was like, Harry,
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: get up, and then I woke up and I was
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: and then you then next thing you know, you're just
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: walking through Grand Central. You were in a you were
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: in a ram cycle thirty seconds ago. It's a wild feeling.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: That it is a wild You're just like dreaming about
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: like meeting a celebrity or some shit. Yeah, they're fighting
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: a bear.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: And then you're walking through Grand Central two seconds.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Later you're just dodging fucking homeless pee.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: It was crazy.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a weird.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: It's a very weird feeling.
• 27:08
  Speaker 10: The shows were cool though. I actually do like your
• 27:10
  Speaker 10: fans a lot, and we had a great time and
• 27:14
  Speaker 10: we'll be in Madison, Wisconsin for our last co headlining gig.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Ever, why are you guys, Why are you guys? Why
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: are you guys breaking up?
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: We're just going to single. We're gonna go headline ourselves.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Why not together?
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: Because you make more money going by yourself, and you
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: need to be you need to be doing ours and
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: you can do an hour.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: We do thirty five minutes when we go aheadline thirty
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: five minutes is too easy. It's not a challenge.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you do your best thirty five. You don't have
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: to do all the ship jokes that you don't want
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: to do.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: At the end, you're best thirty five. It's still a
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: substantial amount of time to breeze.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: It's so easy, it's so awesome fun. You literally do,
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: you get up, you do like it's literally like doing
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: a spot in New York.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: It's like, you do.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: It's like you were doing a spot and then the
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: person after you didn't show.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: Up, so they tell you to stretch. That's what it
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: feels like.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, totally, it's so nice.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: It's literally, dude, it's like no, no, sitting in the
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: green for four hours being like, I'm gonna fucking kill myself.
• 28:10
  Speaker 10: I'm getting PTSD right now hearing him talk like this,
• 28:14
  Speaker 10: because we spent one hundred hours together this weekend and
• 28:20
  Speaker 10: the only things that he talked about were stand up
• 28:22
  Speaker 10: comedy and fishing.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: That was it. Yeah, we didn't we did not deviate
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: from those. It got to the point really much else
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: to talk about it.
• 28:30
  Speaker 10: On the drive back on the last night, I was driving,
• 28:33
  Speaker 10: Brandon and SaaS were talking and they were talking about
• 28:35
  Speaker 10: comedy and you know, me. I'm a I'm a talkative guy.
• 28:39
  Speaker 10: I didn't speak for the last hour.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Of say, it was.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: First of all, he was hammered, and second of that,
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: I get faced out of his mind. He was tired driving.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: I was never.
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: Comb yeah, and uh, I wanted to get us home.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: And he was talking. And I remember you saying when
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: we pulled in, You're like, I didn't talk for the
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: last hour, And I was like, you were talking the
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: entire time.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: That was just on your head.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: What the fuck were you talking about?
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: I don't think you guys.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: Let he was chiming in the entire time. And then
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: we pulled in. He was like, man, I didn't speak
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: for the last hour. No, we're just talking. Thirty second
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: I was giggling. I had the occasional giggle.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: I had to tell old story.
• 29:18
  Speaker 10: No, I certainly did not. It was you just said
• 29:20
  Speaker 10: I was chiming in. I was maybe chiming in at most,
• 29:22
  Speaker 10: but I was not leading. I was not I was
• 29:24
  Speaker 10: not telling.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Just for like a sprinkle of seasoning to the car.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: I was reaction reaction guy, Yeah, reactions.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: But I mean he he drank like four I pas.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: And then he went to a restaurant in between shows
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: and he had like a Manhattan four.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: I pas is, that's the equivalent of drinking a keg
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: to the order.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: I had one, I ordered another, took two SIPs of it,
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: didn't touch it.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: And I remember I was like, Francis, are you going
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: to put it in? Put the car in like auto pilots.
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: I know that's the whole Tesla thing. They're self driving cars,
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: it was supposed to be. And he was like, no,
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: we don't. You can't do it under fifty percent battery.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: And he's just man wheel.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Well, if you're drunk enough, it's probably you don't want
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: an autopilot because your reaction time to save yourself isn't
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: going to be there. You might as well just be
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: holding onto it if you're really that shif faced.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: We'll be in Madison in in mid March and I
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: think two weekends.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: And that's literally one of the top five clubs in America.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: It's like the number one.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Number outside of Denver. I fucking love that place.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: A kill box.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: It's a kill killbox.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: No, it's lamps to the slaughter, it's fishing. Are you
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: literally go in there and it feels like you're fucking
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: you're you're at a farm that's factory farming cows, and
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: all you have to do is put that metal thing
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: up to the back of their head and kill box. Yeah,
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: it's a fucking I canot wait.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: I can't wait.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Took the words out of my mouth. But do you
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: guys listen to something when you're in the car together,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: are you, guys?
• 30:48
  Speaker 10: Dylan and Rodriguez. I just try to make him happy.
• 30:52
  Speaker 10: I want to feed him and keep him happy.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: It ve you gotta go to South.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: It wasn't it's that he was bouncing on it. You
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: shut down. He was doing tricks.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: On it all weekend.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: He was making he like, Maje, your room comfortable for you,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: and you're like, bro's doing tricks on it.
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was doing tricks on it. As soon as
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: I got in the car, Bob Dylan was already playing.
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: I was like, dude, maybe.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Dylan too.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Fucking No.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: I empathize with Francis because if you like, put on
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: something else for sass.
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: Honestly, to be fully honest. I saw someone say he's
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: doing tricks on it on on Twitter today and I
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: was waiting to.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: Use that line the whole day. That's very funny.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: I came here with solely the purpose of using that line.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: At some point you have material, and I found it
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: that he was. He was nice to you, he gave
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: you your own room to sleep in. No, it was
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: truly it was.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: He's doing tricks on it.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was doing it.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: I'm so tired. I'm so tired of he's doing tricks
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: on a culture and glazing culture. You say one nice
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: thing about.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: It, love it.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: I think it's the funniest thing in the world.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: That's why. That's why I was like, Yeah, my fucking
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: grandma's funeral. My cool. You look at tricks on it. Yeah,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: he's doing tricks on it. Yeah, it's fucking There's nothing
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: you can do for people, not to say if you
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: say anything nice or do anything nice for someone. Yeah,
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: you go to you buy one somebody's coffee, clash glazing.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: It was crazy how nice everybody was, though.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Sounds like you're kind of doing tricks on them.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: I was a little bit.
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: The people in Albany, Uh No, No, not at all.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: What I was referring to, like our place, oh got it,
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: got it, and we had they lent us all the
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: fishing gear.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: They were super cool. It was great.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: I can't believe what Why are you guys listening to Rodriguez?
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: It was Bob Dylan Radio. I'm a big Rodriguez man.
• 32:48
  Speaker 10: And then I said, this guy kind of sounds a
• 32:49
  Speaker 10: little bit like Bob Dylan, and Sas was like, and
• 32:51
  Speaker 10: you don't know Dylan.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: I did, Those were my exact words, But you don't
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: know Sugarman.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Then Bro, I know, Sugarman.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: You don't know sugar Man.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: I think I put you on to your man.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Dude, I've been we've been to South Africa. We know Rodriguez.
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: He didn't even know Rodriguez was He didn't even know
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: about this.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: I actually just let you tell that whole story, even
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: though I've seen the documentary.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: No, you literally said you legitimately, He legitimately said, my
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: wife just told me to watch this documentary.
• 33:16
  Speaker 10: I acted like a dumb girlfriend for you to feel
• 33:20
  Speaker 10: good about yourself all week.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: And I've actually know how to fly fish better than
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: you do. And I can tie my own flies.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I said, I said, yeah, you guys, not to
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: tie a clinch knot, right.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Clinch knot. It's the most common knot. It's the most
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: common fish. Exactly.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: They didn't now, uh when I started my uh, like
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: when I started dating uh my wife like I had.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: We didn't have all the same hobbies and stuff like that,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: and she liked shows like fucking vander Pump Rules and
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: like The Real Housewives and shit like that. And I
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: didn't like that ship or care about it. But then
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: I completely transformed my personality to caring about it a ton. Yeah,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: and that's what I'm going to do with stand up
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: and fly fishing, just so I can be on the
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: same page as you guys, because I want the camaraderie. Dude,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: I just gotta be able to hang with the boys.
• 34:07
  Speaker 10: We got to come to him, because I can tell
• 34:09
  Speaker 10: you right now, he is not coming to us.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: He is not adding anything.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: I mean beyond in the car with two other comedians.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: There's not that much else to talk about other than comedy.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: We don't really have much Like Brandon is like this,
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: like cool party guy, you're married and ten years older
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: than me. The only common ground, the only common ground
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: that we all have, is that we do stand up comedy.
• 34:35
  Speaker 10: Yes, but it's funny when I'm When I'm on the
• 34:37
  Speaker 10: road with Brandon Uh, we talk about traveling, and Brandon's
• 34:41
  Speaker 10: very well traveled amazing and cool experiences and like friends
• 34:44
  Speaker 10: that he's had.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: And what about talking about ideas, No, that's not how
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: we roll.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: The best part speaking of drunk driving the stories when
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: we started talking about getting pulled over, that was when
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: it got really interesting to me.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, that's Brandon had these crazy stories.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Of getting pulled over.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, of his buddy got a dui. And then
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: I don't want to read. I don't want to tell his.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: No, you shouldn't do Yeah, don't do that. I don't know.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: I'm surprised you even started on that. I don't want
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: to just retell his stories on our podcast.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Sounds funny. You have his own podcast?
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Yes, he does plug it can't remember
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: what it's called. Check out Brandon Burrera. He's a very
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: funny comic and he's got a good piece.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Very funny ethnic. Yes, oh, very nicami, very nice different.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: I h This past weekend in Sea Isle City was
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: the Polar Bear Plunge. Have you guys ever done that ship?
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: I have gone swimming in the ocean in this time
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: of year.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: I thought it was just called the polar plunge.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: This one's called a polar Bear plunge. But I've heard
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: it called both both things. But I have some of
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: my fondest not me drunk driving, but other people drunk
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: drive on these weekends.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: And it's crazy what you can get away with if
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: you're just subservient to the police and you just know
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: what to do. We were I was in my friend's
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: car ship face and like a red jeep like a
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: flag of just being like, please pull me the fuck
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: overally red flag of pulled me over, and he was
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: just like blacked out out of his mind and he
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: just pulled over. And uh, this was this weekend.
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, this is ten years ago, but we're
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: talking Maria living on the edge this weekend.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was about to just drunk drive for as
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: far as I could. It wasn't with my boys. But
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: he pulled over and just like took the keys out,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: put it on on top, like had his license ready
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: or whatever. And they just didn't give a fuck just
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: because he was subservient and like said the right things
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: and was like apologetic to the officers, like they should
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: have thrown him in full on jail. But I think
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: if you just do the right things, like drunk driving
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: doesn't apply to you.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that's the cops get off on the glazing.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: That's their favorite thing. That's why if you don't how
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: to do tricks on it for a cop, you're never
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: getting in trouble, right exactly.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: That's like you, you like, you either have to be
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: on one end of this spec. You either have to
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: fully glaze them or you have to know your rights
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: like Bucky Lawyer. Yeah, or just be white.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: But your boy Brandon Braxton Barrios probably didn't fuck it.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: There's no way he's getting out of that ship. I
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: thought that Miami had bad stand up comedy? Am I
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: wrong for that?
• 37:12
  Speaker 9: No?
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. Actually I don't. I've never end
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: never done comedy Miami. There we have it.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: But I I've done comedy in Tampa. It's good, good city.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Well that's not what the fuck I'm talking about is.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: I think just Florida in general doesn't have the worst.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: We're talking about something completely different. I'm going to Florida
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: this weekend though, really to Key West.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: Oh wow.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Colin was just there. He was and I told him
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: I was coming, but he thought it was this weekend.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: He was like, come up through five minutes and I was,
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: but it was the wrong the wrong time. I was
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: gonna do it though, just so I could have something
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: to talk about with the boys. Yeah, fish down there too.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Where to God, I'll get on the same page a
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: few motherfuckers if it's the last thing I ever do. Dude,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: I was doing this comedian Leve Fairs podcast one of
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: our buddies and uh, what's it called?
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: The leve Fair Show?
• 37:57
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Nice?
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: And and for Lev Fir.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Are you thinking of Liz Fair?
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: And he was, and Calm was gonna do it, and
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: Callum called him right before he was on his way
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: there and he was like, I got the flu. I'm
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: sick as fuck. And then Lev obviously was like, dude,
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: do not come here. No one wants to get the flu.
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: And then Colin was texting me being like, you guys
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: are the biggest pussies I've ever met. He's like, you've
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: never seen two got two men care that much about
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: getting sick. And he's like but then he's like, but
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: I'm the sickest I've ever been. And he was like, dude, obviously,
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: we do not want to get that sick.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Is there a chance that your comedian friend Colin was joking. No, okay.
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: He texted me multiple times pissed periods in like.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: A joking way.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Now he's gonna feel okay that you're telling this story.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: I think he'll be fine.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Maybe he could talk about it on his podcast. What's
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: it called the Yeah, shout him out? Give a shit
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: about the name of this show, dude, at least we
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: named it.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, folks are just naming their podcast their name.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: It's not a bad idea for me to can. Hosts
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: always asked me, like, what, what's the credit you want
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: me to say? I say, can you tell them you
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: might know him from his podcast Son of a Boy
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Dad with Little Sassin.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Ron Fear to God, We'll put I'm happy having you
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: on the name.
• 39:21
  Speaker 10: I have to look at that sign and I'm like, wow,
• 39:23
  Speaker 10: I've been a guest on this podcast a lot lately,
• 39:29
  Speaker 10: occurring they're really not reaching too far beyond me.
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: Hey, I mean, at least you don't have to look
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: it over at that one. That's your fontse difference there
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: The pat bev podcast.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: With Ron Yeah a whisper, Yeah, a gentle whisper. The
• 39:48
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• 39:52
  Speaker 4: That was like, I guess we got some space on
• 39:55
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• 39:57
  Speaker 1: It was really like a spatial thing.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: It was like BEV pod cast with Ron.
• 40:03
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• 40:05
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• 40:20
  Speaker 10: He's doing SNL this weekend, and I was listening to
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  Speaker 1: Back to the show.
• 44:22
  Speaker 10: Back to the show, and Shane goes, I haven't even
• 44:27
  Speaker 10: started thinking about my SNL monologue yet, and he's he's
• 44:32
  Speaker 10: doing it this weekend.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Do you think that he's fibbing?
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: I think he's got to be fibbing.
• 44:39
  Speaker 10: Maybe, so, I guess. I guess my question would be, like,
• 44:43
  Speaker 10: how far in advance if you.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: Go second I found out? Yeah?
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: Same, Yeah, the second I found out, which started prepping.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: I would start prepping before it was even agree to.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: I'm ready to do it now, just been prepping my
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: whole life totally. Yeah, I'm not ready to do it.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: What a pleasure to be here the Lord and Michael.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: You know, Lauren asked me the host. I didn't see
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: it coming, and then I said, Lauren, you old sandbagger,
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: why did you go back to Canada? And he didn't
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: like that one.
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: But anyways, we got a great show for you to
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: guys tonight.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: Jay Z is here.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: He has twenty one Savage coming on, which is hil
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: is awesome. That's so funny because twenty one Savage just
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: try to rob Aiden. I know I have to. I
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: feel like they have to joke about that. They definitely won't.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: They won't know. Twenty one Savage did the whole album
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: with Kanye right now, he.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: Didn't want Drake. He might have done want Kanye. I
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: know he didn'tant with Drake.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: What's the is that ty Dollars sign? Yes is on
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: the New Vulture?
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Yes, Yet tell me about ty Dollars Sign.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: I think he's a renowned songwriter who's uh imprint and
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: popularity doesn't match up with his talents. Really, his talent's
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: higher than that. That's why guys like Kanye seek him
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: out easy if you will.
• 45:57
  Speaker 10: But why would call It's interesting that Kanye would every
• 46:02
  Speaker 10: single song.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: I think he's probably just that good or he probably
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: wrote every like the beginning of every song was like here,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: let's try this one, Kanye. Let's try this one, Kanye,
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Let's try this one.
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: That would be my I listened to it. It was
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: dog shit the album. Yeah, I didn't enjoy it. I listen.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: I skimmed through it, and I was like, this is
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: all just some hot ass mid.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: I like too.
• 46:24
  Speaker 10: I like two songs, that's it, But I don't get
• 46:27
  Speaker 10: any of the new music that you kids listened to.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what about a laundry Day. Have you been listening
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: to Laundry Day?
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: Who's that.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Laundry Days? Sick? They're they're they're based out of New York.
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: The laundry Oh, those are those two dudes. Those guys
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: are fucking hilarious.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: They're so funny.
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: Those guys are Stu. That guy looks exactly like Andy Samberg.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: I know that's every comment. Yeah, Merrile Wei snored.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: They're so.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: Those guys are hysterical.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: I don't like.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: They're so they're just they're a band. But they're like,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: there's five guys, actually five dudes in a band. Yeah,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: a finger from like the West Side or some shit
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: like that, or like Hell's Kitchen. I think they live.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: There's a lot of New York folks that are popping
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: off right now.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: They're they're just they're so funny and their music is
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: so good and it's infuriating. But they're like they're getting
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: like ten thousand followers a day on TikTok just because
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: they're It's like the best marketing move that they ever
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: could have pulled, just being hilariously themselves.
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: Dude, That's what there was that that dude that that
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: cow the guy that made the gay country songs nots
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: X no, no, the one where he's like, fuck, it's
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: it's all talking about getting fucked by a dude. You know,
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: you don't know who I'm talking about.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Walker Walker Kester Wheeler Walker.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: Walker Is that what was?
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: And then he turns out he's like an actual musician
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: who has real and people. Now we're going to his conference, Like.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Wheeler Walker is like an older guy though.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: No, this is like a younger dude who made a
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: bunch of gay rap songs or gay country songs, and
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: he's an actual rapper who's like selling out shows.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Now I feel like a lot of rappers are going
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: and just all musicians are going to country because it's
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: so fucking easy.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: It's a big markets.
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: The Beyonce just did it, yeah, which is weird because
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: like fifteen years ago it was like the most had
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: to been one of the most hated genres of music.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Country. Yeah, everybody hated it. But then you realize that
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: it's so fucking simple to do it, and country fans
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: are just.
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: Like, oh I locked dush on, Yeah, yeah, owns good
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: to me. You see that video of that little kid
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: crying because Toby Keith died.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: No, it's like bal It was like, dude, that was.
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: One of those things where it was clearly the parent
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: was like, all right, cry now, there's no way that
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: kid had any idea who Toby Keith was.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: He was like three years old.
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're probably like, Toby Keith is your grandfather and
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: he died. That means he's never coming back.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: He just explained death through the Red Solo Cup.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: It's like that fucking Keaton what was that guy's name,
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: Keaton Jones, the kid who got bullied. Oh yeah, his
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: mom filmed it. Yeah, he's like, they.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: Threw ham at me?
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: What he said?
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: And he says something with them throwing ham him they
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: might have. And then everyone was like Lebron was posting
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: and was like, Keaton, the bravery on you is is insane.
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: Please come to my house and play basketball with me.
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: And then like the next day there's like photos of
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: like Keaton holding Confederate flags waving them around and they're like, Keaton,
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: your offer has been revoked.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: We do not want to play one on one.
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: But just outside they abandoned the ball on the Lebron
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: James team has released a statement on Keaton Jones. We
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: were not aware I was right about you, Lebron.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Uh he's a racist because he's racist, because he's racist.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: You know, I know how these fucking kids are, how
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: that shit goes, man.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: But uh, I think that going back to Shane writing
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: the shit, I think that there's some games when shit
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: battle rappers would do this all the time. They'd be like, oh,
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: I haven't even started writing for the battle. It's like
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: the night before.
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: Meanwhile, they're fifteen verses in.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: The fifteen bars, they have interchangeable shit shit they could
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: put here. I'm still working on it. I'm just gonna
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: figure it out the night beforehand. I think there has
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: to be that that level of gamesmanship with and.
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: You got to assume Gillis the Illis probably has a
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: couple a couple of bars just on lock.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, when.
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: I gets I'm glazing. I'm glazing today. I wore the
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: Matt and Chain's hat on purpose.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, you bring.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: Up I bring up Shaney Stard's giving me all ship
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: for doing tricks on it.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: I'm doing backflips, so you're Gaddy Douglas on that dick
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: I'm doing tricks on it for sure.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: You truly are fucking uh Mikayla Maroney right now? Yeah,
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: big time, which is crazy, But shame on Larry Ness
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: or speaking of Mikayla Maroney, I don't want to be
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: you know, of course.
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: All good bro, No, but uh, I'm pumped to see
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: on my pals. Guardini's staying with me on Saturday?
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Where the fuck is he staying the couch?
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: Bro?
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna make it up nice for him?
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: What, dude, he's not doing bad?
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: What you mean? He hit me?
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: My same thought, but I didn't say it.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: What He's not doing that bad. He doesn't have to
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: do that. Hotels in New York are like eighty nine dollars, bro.
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: He probably just wants to stay with one of his
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: close personal friends. Where the fuck are you gonna sit
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: my room?
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: No? Sit sit?
• 51:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm not assuming he's not gonna be sleeping the
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: entire day.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but what are you gonna do in between?
• 51:23
  Speaker 10: That's a tight apartment for the two of you. You
• 51:25
  Speaker 10: think us hanging out that for a weekend together.
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: He's only staying on Saturday night.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, he'll be up late that night or so you're
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: are you saying the city, Yeah, I'm in the Oh
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: you're trying to go to the after party.
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going. Oh wow, I'm doing tricks on it.
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I want to hear what you want
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: to hear how bad it really is?
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: He put the fucking car.
• 51:51
  Speaker 10: We were talking about sass drinking this weekend, and I've
• 51:53
  Speaker 10: I've come to a full acceptance.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: And oh, he's gonna have some bud lights this week
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: getting back actually.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: An encouraging point. I was like, I actually think it's
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: great what you're doing.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: No, I said this weekend will be a challenge, and.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: He goes, this weekend, I might, I might break when No.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: I did not say that. I said it's going to
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: be a challenge. I did not say that either. I
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: was not coming up with hypotheticals in my head.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: I think you said you might.
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: I said, I said, going to an SNL after party
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: sober is going to be hard.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: You specifically said when Shane starts making fun of you.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: I never said that you did. No, I didn't Shane
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: and Guardini.
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: No, I didn't say Guardin. He was already texting me
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: nasty things.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: You have a twenty four pack of bud light that's
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: behind a case of glass in your apartment that you
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: save into this weekend.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: It's cold break in case of glazing exactly.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna fucking relapse hard, which I am not
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: rooting for.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: None of us are none of us. I'm not going
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: to drink. In fact, maybe I should spend the weekend
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: with you.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: I think I might. Should I stay home from Key West,
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: y'all stay home from Key West and just make sure.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: I don't want to go to any parties, but I
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: just want to make sure. Let's say you have somebody
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: on hand.
• 52:54
  Speaker 10: Let's pile into the tesla, let's drive up state, get away,
• 52:58
  Speaker 10: watch the battery dwindle.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, get some fly fishing.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: Gear and we'll watch. We'll watch it like America.
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm fine with that. I don't need to do anything.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: I think we need to remove you from any of
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: these uh stressors, temptations, the things that might be leading
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: you down the unrighteous path.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: I'm with him on this one. I'm worried about you.
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: I'm telling you guys right now, I'm not gonna drink
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: this weekend. Promise, yes, will you be honest?
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: If you do? Absolutely, you'll come clean.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm gonna text Sean right now.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: Do not. I'm gonna text Shane.
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: Don't why none of this cause I don't need you
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: guys doing this make him a shit harder for me.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, don't tempt Hairball. Yeah, that'll touch him,
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: and then he will be like, who the fu who
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: are you texting?
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Guardini? You say I said, make sure that SaaS doesn't
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: drink this weekend. No temptations, Mastard, Why do you want
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: to get tempted? Why do you why do you want
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: to watch?
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: That's gonna be, That's gonna be a full pack of
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: jewel pods a night, just flying through them, out of control, doing.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: It in one drag, like a cartoon, like Tom and Jerry,
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: like sucking down the entire cigarette.
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: You gotta find something, You gotta find some sort of
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: fucking yeah, dude.
• 54:17
  Speaker 10: They by the way, so this is funny. I got
• 54:20
  Speaker 10: a five hour energy at the gas.
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: Station, which was very out of character, and they looked.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: At me as if I was a fucking psycho.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Gas station bros or the youngsters, because it's just not
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: en character for Francis to be drinking five hour energy.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: I said, I only had two hours of it.
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: He was only drinking, he said, and then he spilled
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: the rest of the three hours, which is five hour
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: energy has gotta be one of the hardest drinks to spill.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: Well, it doesn't.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: One of those children sippy cups that won't fall.
• 54:52
  Speaker 10: I didn't put the top back on because I lost
• 54:54
  Speaker 10: it since I couldn't I was driving, and then I
• 54:56
  Speaker 10: put it in the couple and it turns out the
• 54:58
  Speaker 10: five hour energy bottle is a lot smaller than the
• 55:01
  Speaker 10: cup older, so as soon as we turned it tipped
• 55:04
  Speaker 10: over and filled the cup older.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know how that's ever out of character for
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: anybody to have a five hour energy.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: Though, because it's just not something that you think Francis
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: would do.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: What is it like for the kids or some shit
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: No, you would just expect Francis to have some sort
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: of weird like mancha or some like the.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: Herbs give you the energy.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: I don't actually choose coffee beans, Yeah, yeah, just suckles
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: on coffee beans between his lip in his gum. I
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: told him he's he may as well just get one
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: of those caffeine patches instead, if you're gonna go five out.
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: I've never had a five hour energy we taught. We
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: had a lot of riffs about five hours. We can
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: redo them right now if we want to.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: No, No, save it for your boys for Braxton's podcast.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: His name's not Braxton, Braximberrios.
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: I know the guy on the Dolphins.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: I thought you said he's a Hispanic guy from.
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: Miami, isn't Isn't that a guy on the Dolphins?
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: He's like the string receiver dating Alex Earl. Alex Earl, Yeah,
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: boying chill bro I actually don't know anything about her.
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: You're doing tricks on her pussy right now. I would
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: never you're fucking glazing her pussy.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: I did bet on Braxton to score a touchdown, what
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: it is because Tyreek Hill was out and I was like,
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: they're gonna have to go to someone, and then I
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: think he didn't even catch the ball once the whole game.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, their wide receiver room was so deep, so deep.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know if we could talk ball in the offseason.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: But they had chosen Anderson, you know, they traded for
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: Chase Claypool.
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: They they're saying that, uh that aj Brown's going to
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: the Patriots.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Oh they're not. They are no one's saying that.
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: I got insiders that are saying that at the Eagles.
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: Who's that Guardini knows this dude like Sirianni or something
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: like that. He was texting me. He DMed me this week.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: I don't even fucking joke about this.
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: Does that guy still work for you?
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: Guys? Don't even fucking joke dude, You know how seriously
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: I take this ship?
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Check the fucking bird on the hat. Yeah, check out
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: the bird on the forty seven? Oh caka, where's your
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: forty seven?
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: That's a great hat. That's a solid lid right there.
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: You need one, I do, I can get you. So
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: I need a Patriots one. So I was looking at
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: their selection.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: They it looks so funny and like a big ass,
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: big ass Patriots with a big Patriots.
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: They got the flatest forty seven have flat brims.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: Of course, yeah, they have every making model.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: I need a flat brim. Oh no, what.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: The guard dog said? You need to drink?
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: Oh? Oh yeah, you should not let him stay with you.
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: I'm not worried about me one on one with him
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: forcing me to drink. I don't think that would be
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: the environment that I'm gonna break in.
• 57:40
  Speaker 10: He's gonna he's gonna wait till your sleep, and then
• 57:42
  Speaker 10: he's gonna take one of those little oil.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: Funnels that you find for a car. Yeah, put the
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: end right in between your lips.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: No, he's gonna spread your fucking cheek.
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: He's gonna put it in my ass for sure. Gently, Oh,
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: he's gonna make you gonna.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: That would be a rough way to break sobriety.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: No, it's a loophole. Yeah, it's like I haven't been drinking.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: Poopole through the poopole.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it truly is.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: I wonder if anyone's ever broken sobriety like that.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: I think it's like uh being like yeah yelling. I
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: don't smoke weed, but I like take edibles. That's like
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: the same kind of thing. That's not me.
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know of that.
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: I don't know if that's the same thing at all.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: Up.
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: I don't bring beers, but I boofed them. I told
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: you guys about that that instant. Have I told you
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: about the guy on Instagram that I saw who was like,
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: I think I told you about this off the podcast,
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: but uh, the guy on Instagram who was like, he's
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: a video of him with a handle of Tito's and
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: he's pouring it down the drain. He's like, today I
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: decided I'm never going back to hard liquor ever. And
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: there's like mo it's like the music in the background
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: is like, wake me up inside, can't wake up. And
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: it's like and all the comments are like, dude, good
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: for you. Twenty years today. For me, it'll get it,
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: just keeps on getting better, stay sober. And then someone
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: was like, are you still drinking beers? Though he's like, oh, yeah,
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: of course. He's like, I'm just not drinking hard alcohol.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Hard alcohol is actually probably healthier clear liquor.
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: It is hilarious. It's like, dude, you're just getting drunk
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: slower and you're still getting the same amount of drunks,
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: and you're putting way.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Like other weird shit in your body.
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just hilarious to make a.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: Putting flavored barley in your body, to.
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: Make a video being like never going back and then
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: just instantly just cracking a fucking ipa.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Just like and scrolling comments. Yeah, they fucking love me.
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: Twenty years off of hard liquor today, I'm a fucking
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: legend around these still getting blackout potion.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: But my family can't stand me, posted from Malaby Rehab.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah that shit is hilarious.
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: Drinking four locos still but uh no, Jamison.
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: So.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: And so did? Howd the invite come to be for
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: the after party?
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: And Guardian?
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: He just said you can come. Yeah, I haven't even
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: confirmed with anyone else.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, I said.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: He texted me well when it happened, I said, are
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: you gonna come to New York? And he said I
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: don't know? And I said, Colm, you can stay at
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: my place.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: I want to.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: I haven't seen him in a while. And then he
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: texted me like a week ago and said, I'm gonna come.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: Yikes, dude, what It just.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Must be hard to breathe with How far is dicket?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: I guess.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: I guess you could just glazers out of control?
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: Jay Glazer.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: Oh that's fucking enough, Glazer.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: That's good too. That's good too. That's good too. I
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: spent this weekend watching Love Is Blind. I supposed to
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: go to the NBA All Star Weekend.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: That's the one about the blind people. Yeah, the blind
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: autistic people.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, love yeah, love it on the spectrum is Blind.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: It's these autists who can't see anything, but they have
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: the purest type of love, but they just can't find
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: each other. Yeah, every episode's a game of Marco polo.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: What is that one? It's a blind dating show. They
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: don't see each other. Why is it what everyone's talking about?
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: It that off of what is it? Off of feel?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: Off of touch?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: No, they're in two different rooms.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: They just talk to each other.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: They're in like separate size of the hallway.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: The idea is can you fall in love with someone's personality? Basically?
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: But one of this guy was down to like two girls.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: He couldn't decide between both of them. And one of
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: them was like he was like any celebrity company, like
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: like comparisons or look alikes, and she was like, people
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: tell me that I look like who's it Mgk's girlfriend?
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: And he was like, Megan Fox, you look like Megan Fox?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: And uh you can tell that it completely colored his, uh,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: his view of her and the other girl he saw
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: get to smoking hot and this girl unfortunately does not
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: look anything oh man, uh in any way shape or form,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: nor the face, nor the hair nor the body.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: Well, on the bright side, I mean, once the show
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: is over, can't you just be like, oh I want
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: that one?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: No, because you have to.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: Well, first off, the right they don't like, it's not
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: like a contract.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: No, the hot one was like because because all the
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: girls are living together, and so the girls figured out
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: who it was down to, and she was like, you're
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: gonna fucking regret this with every fiber of your being.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: The non Megan Fox one, the hot one, yeah.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: The actually hot one was like, you're gonna want You're
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: gonna need a fucking EpiPen to open up your veins
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: because you will not be able to breathe when you
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: see like.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: She tell her she didn't look like Megan Fox.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: She didn't say that, but she was. He was like,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: she was like when you see what you've done, basically
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: like suggesting that, like that's nasty, and she was so
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: hurt by it, so hurt that, uh, he picked the
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: other girl or whatever. And then the girl walked out
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: and you just see the guys like smile and he
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: like keeps on smiling, but like the light just leaves
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: his eyes.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: Like she doesn't look like, she doesn't.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: Look like him, but on the show, you have to
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: propose to like see them. So he's like engaged to
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: be married to this woman and he never knew what
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: she looked like, except for her saying that she looked
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: like but was she attractive still?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: Or no?
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: How much did she weighs? Look like?
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: I actually just looked her up on Instagram so I
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: could show you the girl and you tell me she
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: looks like making fuck?
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: Have you seen that one clip of I don't know,
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: I don't know if it's's just I don't even know
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: it's a real show, but it's just that clip of
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: the It's like an Asian dude and this girl who's
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: like pretty big, and he's like, uh, She's like, who
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: are you into? And he's like she he says, who
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: were like what kind of guys are you into?
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: What's your type?
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: And she was like, I like, uh like Scrawni Asian guys.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: And he's like a Scranniasian guy and he's like, oh really,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: I saw a scraniation guy. And then they go on
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: talking and then he's like can we do can we
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: can we do a hug? And then he hugs her
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: and she's larger.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Fox, this is the Megan Fox.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: She actually does look like Megan Fox in my opinion,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: like the face.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: I might have said Drew Barrymore more just from that picture.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know everyone on the take a little take
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: a little closer look. Everyone's telling her that her celebrity
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: look like is actually adele. The reading her Instagram comments
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: is like, it's like a joy, but it's also like
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: a negative look into the minds of women. How U
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: how our queens ripped down? Our queens? Man?
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: They are flaming her in the comments. Is Megan Fox
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: in the room with us?
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: So did she ripped down yet? Therapy?
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: Huh No, not her. The women in her comments are
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: like yeah, they're like, you need therapy, bitch.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: They're telling her to turn the comments off.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's like, I got this. She has, I
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: mean her followers. I mean it was she was at
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: twenty three thousand yesterday. She's at thirty thousand today, Like it's.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: Going worth it. Yeah yeah, I mean her.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: Numbies are going up.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: But I don't know if you want to end a
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: game show with only thirty thousand followers.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: But I think people are still watching.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: It's like a Netflix, like you capped out at thirty k.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: It's not over. She's seven thousand a day since yesterday.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: So she's still in it.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm on like episode four or whatever, and
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: they're so they just got to the like they're like, uh,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: like meeting for the or like spending time together for
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: the first time in person. And she keeps on being
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: like do you like me? Like do you think I'm attractive?
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: Like do you are you attracted to me? And uh,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: It's it's like brand new, So I don't know what's
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: gonna wind up happening. I can't see them staying together.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: He was like, she was lying about the Megan Fox thing.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: He said that is she is he attractive?
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: Uh, I don't know. I'm not. I'm not gay, bro.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: True.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: Every day I was good whenever people are like, uh,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: That's how I find out I'm not gonna fall on
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: you because people are like, uh, is this guy attractive?
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: Is this guy not a tract? And I'm just like,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know, couldn't tell me no idea. I only
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: know if girls are attracted because I'm that fucking straight.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: I think he did well.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: But I do usually just say no because I'm not
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: attracted to men.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 10: That's but then you can say that would imply you
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 10: know what an attractive one looks like.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: No, I know all that I know in my opinion,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: all men are hideous, isn't that.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, Academics said that like seriously on Ray Schultz's show
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: or something. It's like, I don't know, I just I
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: think all men are gross.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: That's so funny. He's probably gay.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's definitely gay.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: Academics had some shit come out about him recently, right, yeah,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: he was like, Oh, he's fucking kids, these fucking kids
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: beating women and he's gay. That's crazy. Allegedly those are
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: that's three big ones whoa gay and a pedophile.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: Well I think we're the ones who are alleging he's gay.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know he's not gay. Well, he probably kids
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: that were women. Well, say what you want about academics,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: he's not gay.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: Say what you want about least straight hetero Yeah, which
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: is a nice Yeah, that's there's a big difference there.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: In prison, they don't even look down on that.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: No, they do.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: In prison. They would just fucking like stab him like
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: twenty three times and not kill him.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: Where would you get stabbed twenty three times and not die?
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: It had to be have to be all.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: Lost arm Yeah, dude, you'd be surprised.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: It's like chest.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 10: Yeah, you can get stabbed a lot of times, and
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 10: not Die got stabbed times. Didn't Stephanie Graft the tennis
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 10: player get stabbed a bunch of different times.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: They didn't machine gun Kelly gets what? No machine gun
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: Kelly got punched in the chest fifty five times? Why
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: you guys never seen that news report?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: He did?
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: I swear, I'll look it up right now.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: Move What are you doing? Man?
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: And they're courteous enough to not give many face.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: She's gonna call of canceled shows after getting punched in
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: the chest sixty five times?
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: It was not like a jackass thing.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: I got punched in the chest sixty five times, he
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: told fans. And he's still in pain. That was in
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: twenty seventeen.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: They got punched, how I got punched, But they ain't
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: fucking breathing many.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: Men, that's hilarious. He would have lost count at one point.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, then he's just got like a clicker like an
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: umpire five times.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: It's crazy.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: Was she getting jumped or was she like? Was he?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: Was he like?
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: Assume so around with this?
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: Boys?
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: Sixty five is not the face?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: Not the face?
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm married to a girl looks like fox sixty five.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: Oh my God, do you see that clip.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 10: I know it's old now, but the Sean Strickland meeting him, yes,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 10: and going, this guy is.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: Too fucking weird, get away from me.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: I don't know if he's Australian, he's English, American, he's American.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 10: He's like, is he Sean Strickland's American? Why did I
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 10: do an Australian accent?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: Because you're good at it.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: And I think for this I like Irish. No, it
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: sounds like it.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: I would have done. That would have been a very
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: bad Irish accent. He's crazy. I know, he's really.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: I listened to him on THEO Vaughn's podcast and it's
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: like I would be so uncomfortable.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: Oh well he would beat the ship out of you.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's just like the ship he says, like
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 4: he's so upfront and like so honest.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: He was like he's never held there was different laws
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: in this country. I'd have your fucking head on a spike.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: That's actually exactly how it sounds. That's exactly how he sounds.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: It doesn't sound Australian at all. Yeah. I don't know why, uh,
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: but he dude. Some of the ship that you say
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: is just you're fucking retarded, dude.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: He says that to the Yeah, and the was like, yeah,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 4: man to disagree, Yeah, I would beat the fuck out
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: of you. Something about your energy.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: He's always saying that yeah or uh, that's not that fun.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: He's sparred with uh sneak o did you see that?
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and he got in trouble by Rogan. Why Rogan
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: called down the power of God on him?
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: What did Rogan say about it?
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: Rogan said it was, Uh, it was a bad look
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: because he didn't knock him out. No, probably because he
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 4: was just beating the fuck out of some like twink Streamer.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: But that was good for his onio.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: Like, I guess it is kind of a bad look.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: One of the greatest fighters in on the planet fighting
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: a dude who's never fought before and like actually hurting him.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: It's a bad look on trains. I think trains.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: Dude Sneako trains the same way that like the NLK
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: boys trained.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: But it's good for his inion is what is Indian?
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know what that means.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's from I think I sent that to I
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: sent that I think I sent that up. Oh yeah,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: that's from past lives and the word from past lives.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: I sent the clip to you guys, and uh, afterwards,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: he like talked about it like being good for his
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: like onion or some shit like that, and it's like
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: the it's like Arabic term for brotherhood or some shit. Reality.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: I told, I told you guys that we had to
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: work on our onion or some shit.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: I wish I I wish I followed the UFC more
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 4: because there was that, like Dana White was hyping up
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: that three hundredth UFC and people were going nuts over
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: like the headlining fight, and I don't know, I've never
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 4: heard of either of the dudes that are in it,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: and people were like, this match up his legendary. I
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: thought it was going to be like Connor McGregor and
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: Floyd Mayweather or some.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 10: Shit goes in waves. It feels like I haven't liked
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 10: a lot. Who I mean, I wouldn't even know who
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 10: was fighting at this point.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: People love it.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: Fuck, where the fuck did I send this ship?
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: Dude?
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: We need to work on our fucking indion.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: I think you sent that shit to me personally?
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: God, no, no, uh, I need to know what this
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: Arabic term is.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you did you send it to me personally.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: What's the word?
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: And you said we got to work on our DNA dounia.
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  Speaker 1: Yet we do need to work on our dun yet,
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  Speaker 1: which means we need to train. Yeah, we need to
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: all get wrestling and training. You need to gett a
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: ship beat out of us by Sean Strickland. Yeah, imagine
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: how bad that he would hurt us, specifically me and
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: you death, Francis. I think you'd be able to withstand
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  Speaker 1: some of the punches and defend yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Feel like I could run away better. Yeah, I would
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  Speaker 2: push you, I could get I could get behind you. Guys.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm saying if it was just you and him
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  Speaker 1: in the ring, I think you could handle some of
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: his punches.
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  Speaker 2: I would die at some point.
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  Speaker 1: I mean would if he MGK in my chest, if
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: he gave me sixty five hard ones to the to
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  Speaker 1: the if he gave me plexus, yeah, two to the chest,
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  Speaker 1: I'm dead.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't even I don't know what I would do.
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  Speaker 2: Do you just try to cover up? I mean, or
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  Speaker 2: do you punch back?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, there's no way I'm even opening my if
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  Speaker 1: I open myself up to a punch. If I'm like
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  Speaker 1: this and I try and throw a single punch, He's
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  Speaker 1: killing me with the head shot. If I let my
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  Speaker 1: guard down a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would just go head body.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I fucking a lot of people don't know.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 4: That a body shot actually does more damage to someone
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  Speaker 4: than a head shot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, It's so funny watching rough and rowdy fights when
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: the dudes just refuse to do body shots. Oh yeah,
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: it's all his guys have the like worst core strength possible,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: and one body shot would probably like kill them, kill them.
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  Speaker 1: They just refuse to.
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  Speaker 2: Little kidney shot.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, light's out spinning backfist.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd be big into the I'd be I'd be
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: doing a lot of cheap shots.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: Is it pulling hair?
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 4: Rabbing onto someone's hair?
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  Speaker 1: I want to fight that dude with uh the long
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: rainbow hair more to pull on?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd probably do one of the iron Claw Takashi six.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Takashi six and I would be the best to
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: fight against or the Force if like Luke Skywalker was
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: in WWE and Sean Strickland's like something about your energy,
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: I want to beat the fuck out.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to be you.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 4: That's gotta be a good feeling to just know you
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: can say that and then you can do that. He
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: just goes up to anybody's like, I'll beat the fuck
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 4: out of you, Like, yeah, you would.
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  Speaker 1: My buddies in high school who used to like beat
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: beat up people and then like I stay friends with
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: them in the college and stuff like that. They would
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: have those conversations be like, how good is the feeling
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: when you look in somebody's eyes and they you see
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: abject terror and you know that they can't do anything
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: and you can beat the fuck out of them. It's like, dude,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: that's something I never have thought about or experience.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: Are they serial killers?
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  Speaker 4: That's the same.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't. That sounds stupid to me. That
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: sounds like bad people.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah they get off. Yeah, yeah, bad people for sure.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: Those they're just nightmare people.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now they're fathers. Yeah, imagine that in the house toxicity.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: But I mean, what a crazy feeling to even like,
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: I've never even thought about that. That's true warrior shit
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: in a negative, in a negative, nasty way. So did
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: you cancel your tour dates this weekend so you could
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: go to the party.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: No, I don't have tour dates this weekend.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, so you knew before everybody else did that there
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: wasn't going to be a party.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 4: I literally I saw that when it was and I said, oh,
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 4: I mean he kept it opening in case.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it does the case because this would traditionally be
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: the day that SNL comes back after their Super Bowl break.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 4: No, maybe my agent did. He was like, he's gonna
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 4: be want he's gonna want to be in town for this.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's not going to want to miss this one.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: Now he's going to need to be front and center.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: I hope they're nice to him, dude, I hope Bowen
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Yang's nice to him.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've heard that guy's like he's a real problem
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 4: out off stage. Yeah, his dounia is bad, Like he'll
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 4: like tie your shoelaces to other and ship.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: He is terrible.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: He'll nugget your backpack right, he'll.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 4: Draw penises with a jock around us on now, and
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 4: Shane's kind of a jock too, so it's gonna be
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 4: like two jocks clashing.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: They might just like fuck up the police.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: Don't you like to do Asian voices? Well doing now?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: Funny guy?
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: Now see now you cross the line.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: Call him gay?
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: You call him gay?
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: I know you inferred that he was gay.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 4: I didn't even know you inferred that he was gay.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 4: You wouldn't have had a problem with what I was doing.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: This.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 4: That's a new I just found out now, and that
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 4: does not change my perception of him whatsoever. Actually, I
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 4: didn't think I might like him more that you're rooting
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 4: for him.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now you're gonna be nuggeting backpacks alongside him. You
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: want me to kneel behind him so you can push
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: him over park Bit style.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: Tabletop of you and bow.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: And Yang bullying the host.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 4: That would be hilarious if like Bo and Yang and
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 4: fucking Keen and we're just tabletopping Shane all weekend.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: The bully comes to a new school and gets bullied.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 4: All right, Well, we've been going for quite some time.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 4: I feel have we watched our time? Like I keep
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 4: a nuts fucking ten that's a little bonus for the
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 4: people at a little bonus. Yeah, look, if we're not
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 4: making you pay.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: For that, hell, yes, we need to do a ten
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: minute Patreon afterwards. Yeah, loose help with our dounia.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah all right, well, thank you guys for listening.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: Madison see the Boys of Madison.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: Madison I'll be in San Diego in two weeks.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: I'll be in Houston and New Orleans March first and second.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: And I will be in Key West this weekend.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 4: Spot bye, say hello, pop Eye.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be at that uh seventy plus neudict bar
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: that they have Oh yeahout they have on like it's
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: male only, newdest bar for octogenarians, septuagenarians.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 4: Fuck yes, alright, Well, we'll see you guys on I
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 4: guess Thursday, right, Thursday.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: Now, we'll see you Thursday. Goodbye. I got a piss