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Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson Fight Prediction By Brett Keane · Brett Keane and Eve Show

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  Well, hello, ladies and gentlemen.
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  love. Hope you're all doing well out
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  there today. I've been seeing a lot of videos
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  all over YouTube about people getting excited over the Jake
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  Paul versus Mike Tyson. As many of you know, couple
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  years back this was said to happen and then it fell through
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  and then suddenly it becomes written in stone that it's going
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  to happen. And a lot of people have been
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  pretty impressed with Jake Paul because he's gotten himself to
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  do a couple boxing matches. He's been doing this for about
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  four years and he's knocked a couple people on their ass.
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  So now he thinks he's ready for the big leagues and he wants to
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  take on Mike Tyson. Before we get into that in my
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  opinion aren't all that shit, I want to let you all know that
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  it's because of Jake Paul and his brother Logan as well as
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  many other big Youtubers like PewDiePie.
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  Why my YouTube channel got removed in the past and I'll
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  explain why they didn't directly come after me or get me knocked
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  off. But what happened was, is that I
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  used to watch some of their videos and I would watch all
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  these popular Youtubers who are paid by YouTube to make content.
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  And what happened was, is I would watch all these people and
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  they would make these disturbing, disgusting, gross,
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  the most ignorance, offensive, non politically correct videos
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  that you could ever see on your screen.
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  So what happened was as I got this delusion in my head, this
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  idea that, well shit, if YouTube's paying all these
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  fucking big Youtubers all this big money to act like fucking
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  clowns, then I should be able to have little limitations in my
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  own videos. I should be able to talk about
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  whatever I want. I should be able to say things
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  that are not politically correct in our modern times.
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  And I thought that I was pretty fucking safe.
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  But I did like 5% extreme compared to the 100% extreme of
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  all these Youtubers. And apparently every single time
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  I got hit with hate speech or I'm being too mean for YouTube
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  or I'm a danger, I remember watching this video by this
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  guy's brother Logan, where Logan literally went to I believe
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  Japan or China and went into this place called the Forest of
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  Suicide where there were literally bodies hanging from
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  trees and shed. It's where people go to kill
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  themselves, and they were hanging themselves from trees
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  and Logan was sitting down next to some of these corpses and
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  talking about it. He made a fucking video showing
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  decayed corpses on the screen. And YouTube was fine with that.
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  They paid him like hundreds of millions of dollars to do that
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  shit. But I made a video basically
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  saying, you know, I don't like it whenever certain things are
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  taught in classrooms. I don't like the normalization
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  of certain attractions towards minors and my videos and shit.
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  And you know I'm I'm anti pedophile ladies and gentlemen
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  in case you haven't figured that out.
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  I'm anti a lot of things believe it or not.
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  But the problem is, is I got this wrong idea that if these
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  big youtubers who are paid by YouTube and companies like
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  Netflix can do shit and say what they say then maybe I should be
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  able to too. It gives you this weird illusion
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  that if they're able to say it, then you should be able to say
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  it too kind of deal. I've lost so many fucking
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  channels with that mindset. Now I just say all the crazy
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  shit on my radio and try to try to stay as well mannered as
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  possible when doing a YouTube. So there's that.
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  Funny, right? OK, so let's get into this.
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  There's some people out there who believe that Jake Paul
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  actually has a chance, and I agree with them.
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  I think that if Mike Tyson were to have a heart attack before
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  the fight or he were to, you know, get ran over by a fucking
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  banana truck before the fight, there's a chance that Jake Paul
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  might actually in some strange way, when if Mike Tyson trips on
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  his way up the stairs to the ring and bounces his head off
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  one of the ring posts and knocks himself out, then it's very
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  possible that Jake Paul could win.
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  You know, by default, there's some people out there who are
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  insulting Mike Tyson. They're claiming that Mike Tyson
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  is doing what is called a gimmick fight, which means they
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  think that Mike Tyson will fight him a few rounds but go easy on
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  him. And then at some point in time
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  they'll give a signal and Mike Tyson will plop down on the
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  ground like a scorned puppy and allow Jake Paul to win.
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  Because Jake Paul is an influencer and maybe their
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  friends, and he'll make a lot of money.
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  And Jake Paul will go on to looking like this important
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  boxer who managed to cut through all the bullshit and all the
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  hard fighters and managed to take out one of the greatest
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  warriors of all times. Mike Tyson, ladies and
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  gentlemen, for the past half century has been considered the
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  greatest boxer that has ever privileged our presence.
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  There was only one boxer before him that had that kind of
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  popularity and may have even been more popular, and that was
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  Muhammad Ali. As many of you know, Muhammad
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  Ali was one of the big inspirations for Mike Tyson.
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  And Mike Tyson actually fought a man simply to get revenge for
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  what he had done to Muhammad Ali.
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  I don't know if you guys knew the story about this, but a
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  while back, Muhammad Ali, was he, I forget what the name of
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  the condition was, but it caused Muhammad Ali not to be able to
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  box properly anymore. He had the delay.
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  I think he had that condition that Michael J Fox has.
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  And unfortunately, Muhammad Ali still felt like he had a fight
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  in him. He got in the ring and the
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  boxer, although the boxer claims up and down he didn't want to
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  and it made him sad to do it. He basically beat the shit out
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  of a a crippled, disabled Muhammad Ali and Mike Tyson.
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  Felt like when I grow up and I do eat my Wheaties and eat my
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  spinach and shit, I'm going to get in the ring with the same
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  guy who basically embarrassed my hero and I'm going to fucking
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  annihilate the man and Mike Tyson dead.
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  Mike Tyson didn't just get in the ring and knock the fucking
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  guy out, though. Mike Tyson planned on making the
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  guy suffer. He wanted to beat him up around
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  the ring. And the guy already had this
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  mindset where he believed that he kind of deserved it.
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  He felt really bad. He actually cried about
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  repeatedly punching a sick man in the ring, Muhammad Ali.
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  But the referee wouldn't stop it.
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  And the managers? They didn't care.
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  None of these managers actually give a shit.
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  For them, it's a payday. Put Muhammad Ali in the ring,
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  have him get his fucking brain splattered and shit.
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  Who gives a fuck? The money's there.
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  Might as well. You got a man who's got
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  absolutely crazy awesome charisma and loved by everybody
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  no matter what the race is or the group, and just say, you
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  know what? There's a lot of money.
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  And just letting Muhammad Ali stand there in the corner and
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  get the fucking hell knocked out of him.
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  And I think that that opened the eyes of Mike Tyson long ago
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  where he realized that if he was going to get into fights or do
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  what he was going to do or live his life, he had to realize that
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  he was always alone. It was always just him.
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  When you get in the ring, there ain't nobody that's going to
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  save you. There's nobody that's going to
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  help you. People claim that there's some
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  kind of degree of respect between athletes and sports and
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  all that, but it's really not. Netflix isn't putting Mike
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  Tyson, Jake Paul in the ring because they respect them or
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  they admire the countless fucking awesomeness that Mike
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  Tyson did. Whether Mike Tyson ends up in
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  the fucking hospital in a coma, or Jake Paul ends up decapitated
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  with his head removed from his fucking neck from getting the
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  right kind of uppercut, nobody gives a fuck, do they?
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  And technically, sadly to say, I think a lot of the audience
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  feels that way. You really don't care.
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  They're two men. You probably see Jake Paul as
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  somebody who deserves it and Mike Tyson as somebody who's too
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  old, who can't do it. And I don't understand that
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  mindset either. Mike Tyson is up there in age,
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  but he's always been a warrior. You don't forget how to punch
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  people in the fucking face. You don't forget the skill on
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  how to knock somebody on their ass.
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  Ladies and gentlemen, that's not rocket scientist science.
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  It's not like some kind of thing where you just wake up one day
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  and say, man, I don't know how to punch people in the face
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  anymore. It doesn't matter that he's old.
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  In fact, he's probably more dangerous now than when he was
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  when he was young. And people are going to be like,
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  how is that? Mike Tyson was a beast whenever
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  he was in his prime, he was a beast, yes, but he was out of
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  control. He was fucking angry at all
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  kinds of crazy emotions going on.
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  Now he's a man who's already proved himself.
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  He already knows inside who he is.
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  He's not trying to establish who Mike Tyson is.
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  He knows who he is, He knows that his kids are going to be
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  watching and his wife and all that, and his family.
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  He knows how to hit a person just right to knock them through
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  the fucking roof. And he's more calm, he's more
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  focused, he's more experienced. And it isn't just about anger.
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  The man has learned how to use his emotions as the weapon as
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  opposed to work against him. He's a full trained killer,
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  ladies and gentlemen. There's no fucking questioning
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  than that at all. Just because you're 60 years old
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  doesn't mean that all of a sudden you stopped forgetting
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  what it meant to be a warrior. You may get a little bit slower,
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  but as long as you know how to block, as long as you know how
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  to punch, as long as you know how to hit somebody in such a
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  fucking way that they it changes their entire perspective on
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  existence and reality, that's all that fucking matters.
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  He could go in there as slow as possible and shit and a fucking
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  wheelchair, but if he still hits you, This is Mike Tyson we're
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  talking about, ladies and gentlemen, the Iron Mike.
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  Have you seen his fucking forearms?
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  If you get hit by him, it's like being hit by a fucking mule.
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  It's by like being hit by a fucking Mack truck right in your
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  face. It doesn't matter how slow it
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  gets to your fucking face, when it hits your face, you're going
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  to know it. You're going to be like, fuck, I
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  got hit by a fucking truck. They're not going to be wearing
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  helmets or gear. They've been working out the
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  rules and all this. There will be, I think in the
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  first round, Mike, there's two things that are going to happen
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  here because I really believe that Mike Tyson is going to end
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  this fight in less than 3 rounds.
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  I really do. If he's taking it serious, if
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  the other, if the critics are not correct and he's taking this
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  fight serious, he's going to have Jake Paul down in three
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  rounds. And if he's really fucking
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  serious and they've actually pissed him off, I think that he
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  might take Jake Paul out right in the first round.
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  It could be within a couple punches.
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  I could see them both kind of sizing each other up when they
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  first get in the ring. They stare at each other, they
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  walk around in circles. Or Mike Tyson is going to do
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  what he used to do and he's going to run across the ring and
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  just absolutely fucking pulverize Jake before Jake even
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  knows what the fuck happened. They may size these each other
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  up. There might be this whole
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  sportsman attitude of all right, here we go.
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  He'll let Jake throw a couple jabs just so Mike Tyson can get
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  a taste of what it feels like to be hit by the guy.
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  Some boxers do that, believe it or not.
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  They'll they'll let you hit him a couple times because they want
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  to know what they're dealing with.
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  It gives them an idea. There's this.
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  I, I don't know how to explain this.
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  This even goes for street fighters and people who are not
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  athletes. When you allow someone to have
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  the first punch, when you allow someone to hit you, whether
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  you're blocking and they hit your arm or they hit your side
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  or something like that, something goes off in your head
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  where it says, OK, so I've taken a hit from this fucking person
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  and your brain immediately tells you, OK, I believe that I can
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  take plenty more hits by this person.
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  This person ain't got shit. They ain't got nothing.
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  Now, if they hit you and you feel like your whole world is
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  just crumbled right before you, this is where and through the
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  entire fight you're going to be thinking, I need to get the fuck
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  out of here. This person's going to kill me.
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  I need to get the fuck out of the ring immediately.
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  This person's hitting me so hard and shit that my fucking brain
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  is crying tears of wisdom that I need to go.
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  I need to get the fuck out of here.
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  Jake Paul doesn't have what you call Eye of the Tiger.
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  Jake Paul is someone who has some skill and he's young,
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  obviously, and he can, according to some people he's fought, he
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  can hit pretty hard. But there is a difference.
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  Mike Tyson can be hit hard and he can fucking clobber you right
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  back. Some people say if you want to
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  be able to beat Mike Tyson, then you stay away from him.
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  You stay at a distance, especially if you've got longer
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  arms. Well, the problem is, is that
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  Mike Tyson does this peekaboo shit where when you do swing at
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  him, he's going to move in on you and pound the fuck out of
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  your body and then work on your face a little bit.
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  That's the that's the issue. I mean, when he fought Sphinx,
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  Sphinx was this big, long, slinky, fucking athletic boxer
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  and the guy threw his arm out and tried to hit Mike Tyson from
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  a distance. But Mike Tyson wasn't going to
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  have it. He got in there and every
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  fucking time he ended up within I believe 90 seconds putting
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  Sphinx on his ass. Sphinx was literally doing the
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  Apollo Creed fights, the Russian deal.
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  He's he's fucking convulsing on the ground after Mike Tyson
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  popped him a good one. The distance shit isn't going to
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  work with Tyson because Tyson is constantly moving in.
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  He's not one of these boxers that just kind of stand there
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  and trade punches back and forth.
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  He comes at you didn't, haven't you guys seen the training, the
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  training videos when he's got somebody wrapped up in cushion
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  and he's coming at them? A lot of boxers, you'll see them
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  kind of stand in one place and they'll swing and they'll swing
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  and and they'll stay their distance and shit.
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  But Mike Tyson, he'll continue to punch until the even the
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  managers or people he's working with are going backwards and
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  he's getting them to where they're trapped in a corner and
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  it's over. Once Mike Tyson gets you up
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  against the rope or the corner, you might as well fucking say,
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  you know, como siyama bitch, you know, it's over.
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  That's it. So don't let this old age shit
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  fuck with you. Don't tell yourself that shit,
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  you know. Don't convince yourself that
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  just because someone's an older person that you're just going to
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  walk all over them. That's a bad idea.
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  Do you know how many times some asshole on a bus or out on a
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  subway decide to pick on some kind of Vietnam veteran, a
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  person who was a trained killer, just because they're old and
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  smell like fucking piss and everything else?
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  Young people thought I could slap this person's head off
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  their head, I'll fuck with them and shit, and the next thing you
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  know, both your arms are broken and you're wrapped up like a
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  fucking pretzel. You know, don't underestimate
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  people. That is the worst thing that any
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  boxer could do is, or any fighter for that matter.
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  Don't underestimate anyone. And I don't underestimate Jake
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  Paul, but Jake Paul is a young person who thinks he's all that.
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  And every once in a while, he has these moments of clarity and
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  these moments of humility, but it's not enough to save him from
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  fucking Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson is going to brutalize
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  him. And unfortunately, because this
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  asshole keeps on talking shit, Mike Tyson's not going to just
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  want to come in there and punch him and knock him the fuck down.
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  Mike Tyson may have this idea that he wants to torture Jake
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  Paul for a little bit, basically embarrass him, slap him around
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  like a little bitch, and then finally, you know, end his
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  misery right in the middle of the fucking ring.
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  So there's that. That's my honest feelings.
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  I don't see any possibility of Jake Paul winning at all, no
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  matter how the direction goes, no matter how Mike Tyson does
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  this. I was asked a long time ago,
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  Brett, you say you're a poor guy, that you lack wealth.
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  If you were to get paid $10 million to get in the ring with
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  fucking Mike Tyson, would you do it?
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  And I'm like, yeah, right, $10 million now.
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  Well, at least I'll have enough to pay for my casket and shit in
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  my fucking funeral. I mean, what's the point of
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  getting $10 million if you're going to be fucking dead or in a
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  vegetative state? Fuck that.
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  Mike Tyson is literally one of the few men in this world
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  besides the WWE Undertaker that I actually fear at all.
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  Everybody else, you just fucking gross imitations and they're
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  weak sauce. But Mike Tyson?
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  Oh fuck no. You couldn't give me a billion
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  dollars to get in there because I know I wouldn't be able to
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  spend 1 dime of it just for stepping in the ring.
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  I'll have my fucking head rammed up my ass.
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  I'll be looking at my own pancreas.
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  No, no, thank you, Sir.